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Nov. 25, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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King Conor McGregor Offers a Solution: “Torture & Death” | Guest: Australian Talk (Ben)

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elijah schaffer
Well, it looks like we're having one of our smallest streams ever.
It's not the size of the stream that matters.
It's how you use it that counts.
And just like small things that pack a big punch, speaking of the devil, Ireland, as we talked with Glenn Greenwald yesterday on censored TV, and you can watch the interview.
It's there.
There's also a preview of it up today, has given us new orders.
We've usurped the Muslims.
We stepped on the Talmud and the Quran.
And we've nominated our sex addicted but still Christian king, Connor motherfucking McGregor, as not only king of Ireland, but the new king of the West.
And he's given new marching orders.
And we're going to have a fun stream tonight because it is an American holiday.
A lot of people are on break and we want to have a good show with you.
I'm welcomed in the studio by the one, the only, Ben Australia talk.
Welcome back to Knightly Offensive.
@australiantalk
Yeah, good day, Sugar Tits.
Hell are you, Elijah?
Great to be with you, my friend.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, it is good.
So we were talking, right?
And we were having this discussion.
You know, Connor McGregor, I got to bring this up right now because, you know, we need to, we need to figure out exactly what we're talking about here.
Connor McGregor has set himself up as a champion and as a fighter because what we're seeing in Ireland right now is crazy, right?
We talked about the rise of the West with Geert Wilders, with Javier Melee, with Ireland and maybe possibly the U.S. and Canada in the near future, whether it was real or not are just sort of hopeful thinking.
And that, of course, you can watch at Censored TV.
But Conor McGregor has definitely come out of the woodwork here.
And he spoke up for the Irish people, which I'm kind of surprised about because it feels like as a white person, we're not only are we supposed to watch our countries be removed from our future generations, be happy with it, and be told if we just went to a few extra garage sales and didn't buy coffee, we too could also own a $1.3 million studio apartment in the lower income part of the cheapest state in the country, right?
But I happen to believe that they didn't intend this for us.
And the problem with being white, though, is even if you lived in a country like Ireland, which of course were subjugated to consistent slavery, executions, persecution, starvation, and many of the same gripes that other minorities complain about, I'm talking about the brothers of the West.
The Irish are not even safe.
They're the blacks of the West.
And I am Irish, so I can say that.
But us blacks of the West aren't so happy because now we're getting picked on.
And we have a freaking, what, Pakistani, I think, prime minister or first?
@australiantalk
Something, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Something.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Adurka Durka Pajit Jeet?
@australiantalk
He's something.
He's closer to our poo than Conor McGregor, that's for sure.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're going to look at some shitty stuff, but they're saying, hey, you know what the real problem here in Ireland is?
It's not forced replacement immigration, considering that the most popular name in Ireland is now what?
@australiantalk
Muhammad.
elijah schaffer
Muhammad.
Dude, and you know what pisses me off about this is as we talk about Ireland today and we get into the misnomers and what's actually happening is that why are so many people in this sort of pseudo alternate media going and gravitating towards Islam?
Because to me, I feel like it's sort of become like a grift because it's a testament to the fact that Christianity offers nothing more than a virtue signal or some orthodox bros in Twitter arguing about, you know, what modesty should take place inside of a service.
In the real world, Christians are leaving each other, you know, for to be pecked off.
Christians are not helping each other.
They're not giving each other jobs.
They're not helping their own countries.
They're not bounding together and making fraternal brotherhoods.
You know, they're not doing these things where Muslims are still doing these things.
So a lot of people are joining to meet Islam out of a griff because it's financially beneficial.
It offers brotherhood.
And it also, of course, is like, you know, you can't go to a Christian nation anymore.
You go to a Christian nation and besides some in Eastern Europe, they're all pretty much gay.
@australiantalk
If you go to a prison in Sydney and you have to stay in that prison for a period of time, if you don't become a Muslim pretty soon, and I think the same thing happens in the UK, you'll find yourself in unfortunate circumstances frequently.
Islam is the official religion of the prison system here in Australia.
And yeah, I think you're correct, Elijah.
Christians seem to have dropped the ball.
They're no longer riding around on horseback with big swords hacking off heads in a crusade type of fashion.
Perhaps that needs to happen at some stage again to regain ascendancy.
Because while we're all being tolerant and while we're loving our enemy, the enemy is trampling all over us.
And they're taking advantage of Christian people and Christian nations in particular.
elijah schaffer
Well, and I agree.
And so let's jump into this because what do we do about this, right?
So we're on a, this is more of a fun stream because we, it's like sort of like a golden shower, if that's your fetish, right?
That's technically a stream of something.
And if you want it on you, then it's good.
But if you're not looking to be peed on, then it's not good.
So this night can either be bad or good because it's going to be a little different than a normal stream because we're just going to sort of be like going off of whatever the hell we want to talk about tonight.
But we're here for you guys, for the Bordeaux, for those who are sitting around.
And me and Ben decided to get together and just go, hey, let's go ahead and let's talk.
@australiantalk
In the spirit of Thanksgiving.
elijah schaffer
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, let's give the people what they want.
So I will be showing my dick at the end of the show.
I'm pulling it out.
To be honestly honest, though, you can't get any more fucked than I'm not.
I'm not joking than this.
So I want to bring up something important here.
And this is Conor McGregor has been speaking out, you know, and he was asked, so what should happen with this demented scumbag who attacked women and kids today?
A few years in jail at our expense to get out and repeat, needs to be deported immediately and never allowed back or just hang him.
There's no fixing him.
So basically, if you're not up to speed with this, and you didn't watch my censor TV episode yesterday with Glenn Greenwald, you still should because he's really hard to get on a show.
And it was really hard to get him on a show.
And that was like, trust me.
@australiantalk
That was a massive get, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that was a mad, like, that's one of those ones where you're like, Jeff Bezos.
Yeah, we're like people who want him on like news networks, he won't go on.
And he came on the show because I, you know.
@australiantalk
Well, because you're a truth teller.
So naturally, he would give time to you if he has time.
elijah schaffer
He literally said that.
Said he actually said off air that somebody, like colleagues try to warn him not to come on my show because like, oh, this and that about him.
And he's like, Yeah, I don't believe any of that.
@australiantalk
Which means he will come on the show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he was it made him even more want to come on.
He was like, He was like, He's like, once people try to discourage me from talking to you, I was like, All right, I should go talk to him.
@australiantalk
Brian Stelter desperately appealed to him.
Don't go on Elijah's show, do not.
And then Joe Scarborough called up, and then Corinne Jean Pierre called up as well and said, What are you doing?
elijah schaffer
She puts her vibrator down, Cringe Pierre.
She's a lesbian, so she's using vibrators a lot.
@australiantalk
I thought she put her wig down.
elijah schaffer
No, she's using vibrators.
Cringe Jean Pierre is using a lot of vibrators.
@australiantalk
Yeah, um, I recently found out she's married to a white woman, but that white woman identifies as African-American.
elijah schaffer
No, but now they're no, she's married to a white woman, yeah, huh?
@australiantalk
A CNN contributor from what I believe who also did something in a previous administration in the White House.
elijah schaffer
Do you know, did you have a comedian, though?
This was the Australian comedian who said that lesbians and uh men that have been married more than five years should hang out more.
Because when you go into a club, you go and like you go to a bar and you see like the single guys, and they've got this like light in their eyes.
They're looking for some ass.
And you see, like single girls, and they're trying to look cute.
You see gay guys, and they're like, they already know they're getting action, probably by 10 people that night.
And he goes, But you know who's sitting there?
The married guy who's like trying to enjoy himself and the lesbian because they both have to deal with female hormones and drama all the time.
And both relationships probably don't have as much sex as they would like.
And so they look at each other and go, You too have to deal with the feminine energy.
Holy shit.
And that's actually maybe true.
Speak because Corinne Jean Pierre and I, I've never hung out with a black lesbian.
I might try hanging out with a black lesbian.
Have you hung out the black lesbian?
@australiantalk
Yeah, Oprah.
elijah schaffer
You hung out with Oprah?
unidentified
Yeah.
Fuck.
elijah schaffer
I never did that.
@australiantalk
That was interesting.
elijah schaffer
When did you do that?
How was that?
@australiantalk
Well, I had to boot Stedman out of the room and Gail King came on in and they got down.
It was ugly.
Believe me, it was pretty ugly.
I had to leave, as a matter of fact.
elijah schaffer
Did she like, did she, did you see her meat pie?
Her meat jacket was it really looked like Arby's an Arby sandwich?
@australiantalk
Well, she wasn't just an actress in the color purple.
unidentified
It is.
elijah schaffer
She is the color purple.
Oh shit.
Wow.
This is a weird stream.
@australiantalk
It was, it was certainly nasty.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Speaking of that, I don't know what that conversation was.
This is called a Friday night.
Friday night.
This is technically a shit stream, but we're pretending like there's a topic.
But Connor, I did want to still kind of stay on this topic for a second because I am actually pissed.
So I think the guy, Coach Jay or whatever it is, actually brought this up.
Makes a lot of sense.
He's saying, okay, so the Irish are mad.
This is what we have in our Western countries.
People are mad.
And I think when you speak to people, like good people, right?
I was at a fellowship meeting, Christian one the other day, and this guy was sharing how he goes, like, people I talked to today that aren't like suffering with addiction, that aren't financially off, they're angry.
People in Australia are angry.
And I talked to a friend in the U.S.
He told me the same thing.
People are really mad.
They're frustrated with the price of living.
They're frustrated with their leaders.
They do not like, just like in Ireland, like in Australia, in most of these countries, like three, three quarters of people think there's too much immigration going on, too much replacement.
The U.S. is a little bit different than most other countries because theirs is coming through an open border.
So like we could solve that problem.
We just don't.
They have boats in Australia.
And of course, they have, you know, the Mediterranean crossings in Africa.
But like people are really fed up with this because we don't feel like we're in power.
And, you know, like YouTube isn't even censoring people talking about rigging the election.
And so when like a migrant comes out and I was laughing because the Guardian, let me see if I can bring this up here.
The Guardian let it slip after this, this, this, this migrant, I should call him illegal.
He is illegal theoretically.
This illegal migrant, you know, killed some people and stabbed some children.
And I found this guardian.
I was reading the Guardian article.
And of course, The Guardian, like most media outlets, wasn't mad about the children being stabbed by somebody who shouldn't be in the country.
They were mad.
They were like, well, claims that the suspect was a foreigner spread online soon after the attack, which happened about 1.30 p.m.
This is my screenshot, by the way.
@australiantalk
He's claims that he is a foreigner.
elijah schaffer
Like he's me.
Like I'm like visiting from the U.S. and just like, oh, fuck, I'm going to stab a couple little shitheads.
You know what I mean?
Like that, as if that's it.
Okay.
@australiantalk
A foreigner named Rakim.
elijah schaffer
No, a foreigner.
A guy named Stephen, Stephen Campbell from Queens, New York just decided to stab a couple little shits in Ireland.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
His name was not Twiddledy Potatoes or something like that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But I mean, like, they say he's a foreigner as if like he's not like some fucking cave dwelling person that shouldn't be in our country.
Now, somebody said last night on Rikita's show, I was on at like three in the morning for no reason because he was like, come on.
And I was like, all right.
It was the word.
It's not interesting.
You shouldn't watch it.
@australiantalk
Which means definitely watch it.
elijah schaffer
I think the comments were like, this is, somebody was like, some people were like being so savage to me because I was just smoking a cigar, like talking about nothing.
And they were like, they're like, Elijah's the most unfunny mid like person.
He's not funny.
He's not even intelligent.
He's stupid.
And I was reading the comments and I was like, this is how I describe my own show to people.
When I'm not doing it, I'm like, what's your podcast?
Like, oh, it's retarded.
Pretty much you won't gain any knowledge and it's stupid.
But if you were retarded, you might enjoy it.
@australiantalk
I'm not sure why they had such high expectations of a slightly retarded autistic microbiologist.
elijah schaffer
With a micro penis.
You should have low expectations.
@australiantalk
He was African American.
elijah schaffer
And has an African son, a Jewish wife.
We're doing it.
But I bring this up.
Speaking of this shit.
So I might delete the stream when we're done with it.
No, I'll leave it up.
I'll leave it up on local.
Yeah, we'll leave it up.
That's why we're on Rumble because I wasn't feeling like doing, the thing was, is I wasn't feeling like doing an actual serious, like crazy stream.
I just felt like going live and hanging out with the homies.
And that's where we're feeling with, right?
But I want to bring this up about this.
They were saying that they were like, they were mad that people found out it was a foreigner, which, by the way, just the other night, I was listening to a report in Melbourne here.
And I'd like to connect the world, guys.
We have a lot of world listeners.
So, you know, about a third of the audience of the show is international, but it is because America controls the world.
And it's really important to realize that it's not your own problem so that you don't get confused.
Like, why is this happening in Ireland?
It's happening everywhere.
And you should be aware that it's happening.
And it's good to use Europe, U.S. and Australia and New Zealand because those are the three, you know, Anglospheres, right?
Those are, those are where white people, you know, our countries originate.
@australiantalk
Anglo-American empire.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And Australia is like, you know, New Zealand, Canada, Australia, and the UK are the same country.
I swear to God, it's the exact same country.
Australia is just the state of Texas of the UK.
New Zealand is just like perhaps, perhaps, I don't know what New Zealand is.
New Zealand is a little bit like maybe the South or something where like they're proper still and they still take care of themselves, but they got the wild spirit.
And then you have, of course, the Northeasterners, which is the UK itself.
And then you have like the Midwest and stuff, which is basically just.
@australiantalk
And New Zealand has so many more natives because they have lots of Marys.
And Marys are great people.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but Marys are cool because they're racist.
And they kill the indigenous people.
@australiantalk
They're like singing.
They like drinking.
They like fighting.
elijah schaffer
The Marius, Marius are like honorary white people.
And Islanders are honorary white people.
@australiantalk
On the whole, they're Christian.
unidentified
I know.
@australiantalk
And they're devout.
They enjoy it.
So they're no dramas.
They're great.
elijah schaffer
The haka, right?
Is that what it's called?
@australiantalk
Yeah, but they do that.
Yes, they do, man.
That's very intimidating.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but okay, but the thing is, is I bring this up to Ireland.
What's crazy is everybody's mad about the far right instigating riots.
We'll talk about that because I think it was really immigrants and leftists that looted.
And the only reason why I believe that is because it was a foot locker that was looted.
And everybody knows no matter what country we go to, black people really like shoes.
And Kez asked me, and I'm going to ask you this.
She goes, Elijah, like, she goes, that's a journal.
Elijah, Elijah, why is it like everywhere they're just like black people are like really buying shoes and they're always looting shoes?
Why?
Why do you think so?
@australiantalk
Well, why is it that you can get murdered for accidentally stepping on a black man's shoes?
Sometimes out in public, someone may accidentally step on your foot as they're walking by.
You're in a confined space.
And normally the response would be, well, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.
Oh, yes, yes, that's not an issue.
Now, if you do that in the ghetto, they're going to pull out the Glock.
It's going to be pointed sideways and they're going to pop a few caps in your ass and they're going to think nothing of it.
It's a strange thing.
Some people have said BLM, which is burn, loot, and murder, obviously, is a dormant genetic memory that lays within and resides within them all.
And all it needs to reignite itself is the most minor of infractions.
And yeah, I think that's evidenced by a high body count that they leave in their wake.
elijah schaffer
Well, I think that black people.
So what I think it is, is I think that if they're not dancing, they're shooting.
Well, what I think it partly has to do with is there's no generational wealth and it's a culture of instant gratification.
And so, you know, my like a lot of my family members are really well off.
We like skipped a generation, right?
So like going back, my family owned like the Ontario airport and stuff in Los Angeles, which is crazy.
@australiantalk
Any plantations?
elijah schaffer
It skipped a generation.
All the Jews are still rich in the family.
And the Irish Catholics are still wealthy.
But it skipped a generation.
And now us kids are building back up the wealth.
But they're doing it a lot better than me because they didn't show their foreskin on Rumble later.
So that's so they're doing better.
But I was going to say, you know, talking to them and looking at what's going on, you know, when they're building wealth, they typically invest their money in portfolios, real estate, et cetera, have their money in a bank.
You know, when they had less money, they'd use a Roth IRA and they have these sort of accounts.
They diversify into crypto and some shit coins, altcoins, you know, they gamble, but they don't really do, they don't really spend a huge amount of their paycheck on shoes.
My brother, though, who is wealthy, you know, I mean, like, he casually wears like $300 Louis Vuitton slippers, but he thinks they're like trashy.
So because he just has that kind of money where it's like, why would you wear anything less than Louis Vuitton slippers?
@australiantalk
Why would somebody go and buy Louis Vuitton?
I think by doing that, that's pussy antics anyway.
elijah schaffer
Like to wear on your feet, like it's no, because like he just goes on like really extravagant vacations and stuff.
And like he'll just be like at the four seasons for like a few weeks in like Hawaii and then just like pick up some Gucci and stuff.
I'm not into that.
unidentified
Okay.
@australiantalk
So I'm not, I don't, I don't just just splashing cash for the sake.
elijah schaffer
Well, he's bought me some designer stuff.
@australiantalk
Cool, cool.
elijah schaffer
And I don't, I didn't know what to do with it.
Like he bought me a Louis Vuitton wallet and some coach shoes one time.
And then I looked at the coach shoes and they were like $1,600 and I just didn't wear them because I felt like I was, I felt like I was too poor to wear them.
You know what I mean?
Like, when you're wearing $1,600 shoes, you feel like you're too poor.
Like, I can't wear these.
@australiantalk
And that's crazy in the United States as well.
I know so many of your dudes over there, particularly the homies, they'll spend thousands of dollars on Nikes or Nikes to put on their feet right now.
I've got what four pairs of Jordans.
elijah schaffer
Are you in?
Oh, I almost said the N-word.
I got to stop.
Jesus help me.
@australiantalk
And I don't play basketball.
That's correct.
elijah schaffer
So you only say that's why they're right.
It's not Black Friday.
It's basketball American hooded teen lunchtime rowdy Friday.
@australiantalk
But yeah, I've got four Jordans.
I've got Jordan 11s.
I've got Jordan 14s.
I've got Jordan 18.5s.
And I've got another pair.
I can't think of the name, but they're not, I think they might.
elijah schaffer
You don't have any kids, huh?
I'm just saying.
@australiantalk
That's private, Elijah.
Do you?
No, not with the woman I'm with at the moment.
elijah schaffer
How many do you have?
Honestly, you are black.
How many kids are you not raising right now?
Be honest.
How many children do you have and you're not raising for the audience?
@australiantalk
I've busted quite a few nuts in my time, but I don't stay in contact with those women.
So I've been told there must be several out there.
unidentified
Wow.
@australiantalk
No, no, not that I know of, Elijah.
And I guess that's the reason why, yes, I do have some disposable income.
elijah schaffer
But no, but it's true.
But Australians are rich compared to the world.
Australians do.
@australiantalk
But yeah, I've spent like, I think I spent 600 bucks is the most I've paid on a pair of Jordans.
And I thought that was bloody steep.
And like, I'm like, that's crazy.
Why would I do that?
I don't want to do that again.
So we don't do it frequently.
So when I hear about people spending like over a thousand dollars on either Louis Vuitton slippers or the homies that go into some sneaker shop or sneaker deal and they'll buy shoes for two, three, four, five thousand dollars for a pair of shoes and they're not even Yeezys or something like that.
Man, I'm like, what is going on?
elijah schaffer
Okay, but the shoes here are also real.
Like what I get mad about in this country is the fact that there's high-end prices for cheap American shoes.
Like I can buy a pair of Reeboks for like 59 bucks in the U.S. and they're $199 here.
You know what I mean?
So you're paying $200 for a pair of Reeboks or like Levi jeans.
No, thank you.
Not buying.
Not just because they're a shit company.
Levi's are great jeans though.
But also because like I tried to buy a pair of Levi's here and they were like $300.
So we're just not going to do that.
@australiantalk
They used to be $100 and there's two.
Now they've gone up.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, we're not doing that.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
They used to be like $100 and they were stock standard everywhere.
But now they've almost got like a designer version of Levi jeans that Levi's also sell.
So like, yeah, you can have these ones for $100, but we also have these ones.
It'll cost you three times as much.
And people think they need to wear those.
elijah schaffer
Check this out, by the way.
unidentified
This just came in.
elijah schaffer
George Floyd's killer, which is not true.
False statement.
Fentanyl was not stabbed.
@australiantalk
Disinformation.
Disinformation.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, fentanyl was not stabbed.
Derek Chauvin was stabbed in prison.
I wonder if it was by a white supremacist gang.
Let's find out.
Derek Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police officer convicted of murdering George Floyd, has been stabbed by another inmate and seriously injured at a federal prison in Arizona.
A person familiar with the matter has told the Associated Press the attacked happened at the federal correctional institution, Tuscan, a medium security prison that has been plagued by security lapses and staffing shortages.
They put him here on purpose.
They're trying to get him killed before he can get released.
They want him killed.
Can we admit that?
Because Derek Chauvin should not be in prison.
He's in prison as a political pawn.
He should not be in prison.
So I'm not sure, but I feel like he shouldn't be in prison.
@australiantalk
The saying was, no justice, no peace.
Well, as a matter of fact, inside that prison, the saying is no justice and you'll be stabbed.
And I'm simply astonished.
I thought in prison you're not meant to have access to weapons.
I thought prisons don't have weapons.
Well, at least that was the idea, but it does appear that they're readily available for people in prison.
And also, who were the guards and which one was looking sideways when it happened?
Who perpetrated the attack?
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what I was going to read here.
So let's see this.
Let's go back to full screen here.
Let's bring this back up so we can just get this up full screen.
The Bureau of Prisons confirmed that an incarcerated person was assaulted at FCI Tuscan about 1230 p.m. on Friday.
In a statement, the agency said responding employees contained the incident and performed life-saving measures before the inmate, who it did not name, was taken to the hospital for further treatment.
No employees were injured and the FBI was notified.
The Bureau of Prisons said visiting at the facility, which was about blah, blah, blah, blah.
Chauvin 47 was sent to FCI Tuscan.
I think, you know, is there a way for us to like not, is there a way for me to be small?
I guess there you go.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Chauvin's lawyer, Eric Niels, has advocated for keeping him out of general population away from inmates, anticipating he'd be a target.
But what inmates are they trying to keep him away from?
Like the white inmates?
@australiantalk
Well, I'm seeing something there as well.
It says he was to serve a 21-year federal sentence for violating Floyd's civil rights.
elijah schaffer
Second degree murder means it's still like premeditated to some extent.
@australiantalk
I get it, but above that, he violated Floyd's.
elijah schaffer
Do you know at the very, at the very max, at the very max, if he had thwarted training and did not follow protocol, he probably could have got him on manslaughter.
At the very most here, at the very most, if they wanted a virtue signal, they could have got him on like involuntary manslaughter and maybe put him on house arrest for like two years or something.
@australiantalk
Reckless conduct.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like reckless conduct, like assaults or something and like involuntary manslaughter and like put him in like 16 months in a prison or something.
22 years.
This is the same thing.
This is the same thing they gave Joe Biggs.
@australiantalk
If they could have given him the electric chair, would they have?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm saying this is the same thing.
They try to give him these like trumped up charges.
Oh, we violated his civil rights.
What about our fucking civil rights being violated in the West?
How about the fact that I'm told that white people don't have a homeland, but we do.
And just because other people have come in doesn't mean that they are our ethnicity or our people.
Like you can go and move to France, but you are not a French person.
Okay.
You're not French.
You are whatever you are.
You're Somalian.
You're Ethiopian.
If I move to Ethiopia, my family, even if I get citizenship, is never going to be Ethiopian.
Why?
Because it's a completely different race, a completely different ethnicity.
So it's one race, the human race.
It's not really true.
There's technically like three technically, technically different types of classifications.
But let's just say it's one race, but it's still at least a different ethnicity, a different group of people, right?
And I'm not going to be Ethiopian.
Okay.
It's just, it doesn't work.
Like 40 years ago, Australians, even the 80s, could tell you what an Australian looked like.
You'd say, what does an Australian surfer look like?
And they'd go, oh, it's white, like lighter brown or blonde hair, six pack, like tan, the tan skin.
And now when you ask, well, what's an Australian look like?
They do this like bullshit thing they do in every Western country.
unidentified
They are not blue-eyed and blonde.
And Australian.
They are not.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, dude, just 40 years ago, 98% of Australia was mostly from British descent.
Okay.
And they got off the island before the inbreeding got really bad.
So there's still a lot of very good-looking Australians out there.
@australiantalk
Well, they're actually saying Australians look like vomit because it's just a projectile of everything mixed together.
unidentified
And therefore, we can't distinguish what color this is.
@australiantalk
We don't know what it looks like.
It just looks like that.
It's almost a pile of mess.
But if, you know, there's some dude and he's from Scotland and he's a ginger and he rocks up in Seoul, Korea, and he starts telling Koreans, hey, I'm happy to be a Korean and I've lived here for 10 years.
Then the news media goes up to him and says, well, where are you from, sir?
And he says, well, I'm Korean.
I think they'd say, I'm not so sure about that, but if you wish to believe it, that's okay.
And similarly, you can't have an Indian that rocks up somewhere, perhaps in Ireland, and says to Konomagura, hello, brother.
And Konomagura's like, who are you, dude?
And he's like, oh, I'm Irish.
But therefore, because that's the argument being made, Elijah, why can't a Palestinian be an Israeli?
elijah schaffer
This is the question.
All right, we're going to arm you guys with some crazy shit that Ben came up with before we started going live right now, which was if people can become the white nation's ethnicity, then why don't all Palestinians, why don't Israel just make all Palestinians Israeli?
Because then that would solve the problem.
Because then they're all going to be Israeli because you could just integrate them and just assimilate them.
So what Israel should do is not bring in Palestinians.
They should give them residency or citizenship and make all the Palestinians Israeli citizens and then bust them into their schools and into the neighborhoods.
And if any Israelis don't like that, they're racist and they should go to jail.
I think they should go to jail because that's what we should do.
So anytime someone on the right, I love when everyone's like, I want this Israel war to end so that all the tribal Zionists can get back to lecturing me about how identity politics is bad.
That's my favorite thing.
It's like, I can't wait for Gad Saad to come back out with another book after he just literally posted on Twitter the other day that Jews are better than everybody else, which is the most insane thing.
Because if you said that about any other race or ethnicity, you would actually be, even on Twitter, you'd probably be deleted off of Twitter, right?
Because that's where they draw the line of anti-Semitism.
And I think that's crazy.
I can't, but I, but he, like two years ago, during this Black Lives Matter stuff, Gad Saad was talking, was talking to white people and saying how it was extremely bad to be identitarian, to have tribalistic politics.
This was all very bad stuff to be thinking like that.
But then he goes on and he like two years later says that we should kill all the Jews.
And then he also, by the way, let us know his contempt for white people.
Do you know that Gad Saad did that?
He called all white people Roscos and just basically wrote this post about how like he doesn't give a shit about white people because we're all just like weird racist people from the Midwest.
I wish we were.
@australiantalk
In his defense, he wasn't saying the Jews are better than Jews.
He was only saying the Jews are better than Goyim.
And he did another thing that's occurred to me as well.
Well, the Israelis don't necessarily have to make the Palestinians Israeli.
What the Palestinians should start doing is identifying as Israeli and they can let Benjamin Netanyahu, they now identify as Israelis.
So every time Benjamin Netanyahu sends the IDF there to drop bombs on them, Benjamin Netanyahu would in fact be bombing his own people.
He'd be bombing Israelis.
Every time the IDF dropped a bomb on Gaza, they'll be bombing Israelis.
And I think that would deprive the opportunity for advocates of the war and people supportive of the war, particularly nation states and our Western leaders, to say, hey, listen, you're launching a genocide on your own people.
So Netanyahu would literally become a Mussolini.
He would literally become a Hitler because he's not killing Palestinians any longer.
He's not killing these foreigners, his foreign enemy.
He is dropping bombs on the Israelis.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but I also bring up the idea, like you said, where it is good to bring up that conflict because someone's like, oh, you're a Jew-hating person.
In fact, I'm so not Jew-hating that I actually want to Sierra Leone, what they did to us, I want to do to Israel.
I want to adopt their government.
Now, one of the weird things is, I want to explain this to people.
Having a discussion with Glenn Greenwell, he actually explained something to me.
I asked why, why people like Javier Mele from Argentina and Georget Wilders and even Donald Trump and these people are so pro-Israel.
Not in the U.S. where AI PAC determines elections, but like, why would Melee, Melee, Mele, Melee, why would he be pro-Zionist?
unidentified
From the Netherlands.
elijah schaffer
Now, he gave me a really interesting perspective as somebody who's center-left.
He told me that to some of these people, that they're not as clued in as you would think, like some of them, not everyone.
It's not like not everyone is as cluding as the American system.
And not every American system is where all the money and the focus goes for like the Zionist apparatus, but it's not necessarily in all these other countries to the same extent.
And sometimes, actually, a lot of these people, if you really think about it, this is the ironic part.
This is why I say I love, I do love Israel.
Is I do love the fact that the Likud government is like this ostensibly right-wing sort of fascist police state and they do whatever they want.
They bomb shit.
They assassinate people.
They bomb their enemies.
They have to give zero fucks about doing that.
Zero fucks only gives citizenship.
They're an ethno-state, a religious, a religiocracy.
Like it's pretty cool.
I do admit that.
However, people forget that those rules only apply to them there.
And if we would like to take those same ideas and apply them to, let's say, Ireland and make it a Catholic or just overall a Christian country, right?
Of just Irish.
Of Irish people of Irish descent, the same groups that are fighting for Israel would fight it, are fighting against us in our own countries.
And that's what Elon Musk called out.
That's why they can't a bunch of advertisers lost $100 million in advertising because he just stated a basic truth.
@australiantalk
He actually said that is true.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And this is where the Zionists end up getting really deceptive in their arguments against someone like myself who's not anti-Israel.
They say, oh, you're anti-Zionist, so you don't want Israel to exist.
You must be joining the Hamas BLM protests.
You go, no, no, no.
Actually, if Zionism just meant that Israel tended to its own business and fought for its own sovereignty, I say all the more the merrier because the world belongs to those who conquer and kill.
And if they want to conquer and kill a land and they believe God gave it to them, then go ahead and do that.
What I don't like, and I would like them a lot more if they said, this is working for us.
You guys should do this too.
But instead, the same people that are like fighting for a far-right government and for autonomy and ethnocentricity and these things that make a strong nation in the United States will lobby your own government to put you in jail if you criticize the foreigner because the ethno-right-wing country works better for them in their homeland.
But in other foreign countries, to lobby the power and control they need to keep their country from being bombed the shit out of by surrounding nations is basically to create a liberal democracy and to create a diverse society so they flood our countries with immigrants.
So basically, that's why I'm not pro-Zionist.
It's not because I actually would have no problem with Israel just being a strong country.
And I wish they really were our greatest ally.
In fact, they'd be a great ally.
Israel, if you ever want to be our ally, I accept you can actually become one.
But it's a different thing.
And then it sucks because I know a lot of really great Jewish people and they get really stuck too because when they speak out against Zionism, they get labeled as self-hating Jews.
And they're like, no, I'm not speaking out against Israel existing.
@australiantalk
Another neurotic Jew.
elijah schaffer
I'm speaking out like in the same way I would be speaking out against the Biden administration.
Or I speak out against Bush.
I'm a Republican, but I still speak out against the neocons in my own party.
You know what I mean?
Like the Christian neocons are basically equivalent to Zionists and they work together.
@australiantalk
George Bush was a very bad ombre.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
But I'm saying like, you know, do I hate Christians or do I hate my own country because I'm against Christian neocons?
I'm not against Christians because they're Christian and I'm their brother in Christ, but I'm against people who push this unnecessary, endless wars overseas to push American imperialism.
I think it's bullshit, but you can do that, but you can't condemn militant Zionists.
And that's weird because I also condemn Islamic extremists, but I have no problem with Muslims existing in their own countries.
And I don't want to take them over and I want them to stay in their countries.
Like, do you know what I'm saying?
@australiantalk
You're not allowed to believe your lying eyes, Elijah.
You're not allowed to observe that they implement a strategy of do as I say, not as I do.
In fact, when I say do as I say, you're going to do the exact opposite of what we do.
And we're going to tell you it's good for you.
And when we ask them, well, why isn't it good for you?
They say, you're not allowed to ask the question.
You are not allowed to ask the question.
And consider if the state of Israel was actually an isolationist state, if they're like North Korea, where they had the wall up and they just did their own thing and they lived according to their own ways for their own peoples.
And that was all they were about.
Okay, cool.
Let them be that way.
But they're not that way, my man.
They want to export their ways to other peoples.
Well, why do they have a deep and desperate desire to export a particular culture to the rest of the world?
How is that assisting them?
Obviously, we're noticing now that it's bringing them a lot of blowback.
There are people starting to question things.
There are people starting to be very critical of them.
And they don't like that critique.
They say, we are beyond criticism and you're a bad guy.
Well, okay, well, don't force feed it on me then.
Don't put yourself front and center.
Don't keep invading our spaces.
Don't keep trying to have people cancelled.
Don't have organizations such as the ADL trying to curb access to information.
Do your own thing over there.
Do it for your own peoples and you'll have no dramas.
They're unwilling to do so.
I guess because, as God said, they're better and the Goyam have to do as they're told.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I don't understand.
What I don't understand is this is why I refuse to be silenced.
I don't take people calling me names to heart.
I will always criticize anything except America only in terms of if it's not leading to the prosperity of the United States.
I'm a firm believer that if the United States is doing well, the whole world will do well.
And if the United States is not doing well, because it's the head of the world empire.
And the United States is not doing well right now.
And one of the main reasons we're not doing well is because we're extremely Zionist controlled.
And that's what, that's the caveat that Glenn Greenwald told me is that like what these right-wing leaders who are like, well, they're a right-wing government don't understand is that the cabal that they're fighting supports them just as much.
Like there's nobody as a bigger supporter of the Zionist regime than Joe Biden.
He's might be the biggest supporter in the whole world.
@australiantalk
And it's like, he actually took the most cash.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
But nobody's honest.
@australiantalk
They have donated the most cash to Joe Biden.
unidentified
Yes.
@australiantalk
You can pull up those numbers.
Out of all the politicians in the United States, Joe Biden, because he has been in government for such a long time, I will grant him that that is probably one of the reasons why he does the top of that tree in regards to taking foreign cash, particularly from Israel and Israeli organizations.
But yes, they have bankrolled him more than any other person that's ever been in the United States government.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay, that makes sense.
And I think one of the weird things is I brought this up, right?
So somebody posted this today.
Let me see if I can bring this up.
Show this tab.
I brought up this double standard that I don't like very much.
And, you know, guys, I don't talk about this stuff all the time.
One of the main reasons why I talk about this is because I just want to remind you guys that you don't have to be somebody who focuses on this topic 24 hours a day, 24-7, to be able to talk about it.
Like a lot of people have this extremity with these sensitive topics like Zionism and stuff, where they think like you either have to be a channel where that's the only thing you talk about like 90% of the time, or you just kind of like skirt around it.
Well, here at Slightly Offensive, we are finding a gateway drug on the right-wing pipeline to where we'll just talk about everything.
We'll never go too extreme.
And I think you guys should appreciate that because it allows us to, you know, still be able to attract people who are new to things.
We'll be in the realm of autumn gropers, but we'll also be in the realm of the mainstream media establishment.
I just got invited on another very mainstream show and I was very surprised.
@australiantalk
The view finally reached out to you.
elijah schaffer
It was actually pornhub.com.
They wanted to see my foreskin.
Hey, it's a five-head and a four skin.
My foreskin's gone, buddy.
I believe in circumcision, changing the topic.
I want to bring this up.
So this came up, right?
I screenshotted it.
This transsexual was like, pick up arms, aim down sights, pull the trigger on a fucking white.
It's a new phrase.
Pick up arms, aim down the sights, pull the trigger on a fucking white.
Well, first of all, the plural isn't good.
So it should say, pick up.
It should say, pick up your arm, aim down the sight, pull the trigger on a fucking white.
If you're going to be raised, let me be in charge of the anti-white racism.
@australiantalk
Can I please at least help these people pulling up a gun in each hand with a sight on it and putting both of them like this and trying to shoot one?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm racist.
One on that side, but I'll still make it racist because when I go to hold the guns, I'll pull my eyes back and be like a Chinese.
Bing, bing, and you know how Chinese shoot?
You know how it sounds when Chinese people shoot?
unidentified
Bing, ding, bing, ding, ching.
elijah schaffer
And then all of them start coming.
The reason why they don't shoot each other is it becomes very deadly.
The moment you start shooting, all the Chinese guys come out of the home thinking you're calling their names, you know?
unidentified
Bing, bing, ding, bing, jing.
elijah schaffer
So it just, they come out.
They come out.
@australiantalk
But how is that not permanently suspended, by the way?
Obviously, calling for the death of.
elijah schaffer
Oh, we got them suspended.
Yeah.
So I don't know if I did it or if Libsa TikTok did.
I don't know who did it, but it definitely tagged their trust and safety because I go after anti-white racism.
Oh, shit.
Let me plug in my computer.
Keep going from here.
@australiantalk
I'll keep going for a while.
So Elijah's off doing something.
I do wonder how this is going to resolve itself.
I think the world needs to be inspired by a cadre of young, strong American men who decide that 1776 must live again.
And they will utilize their Second Amendment to defend their First Amendment.
And therefore, the world can correct its course.
Because as it stands, we're heading towards the iceberg, boys.
And we don't want to be sunk.
And there's really nowhere else for us to go.
If we leave here, where are we going?
If I live here, I come to America.
I'm worse off, my man.
Unless I live on a ranch in the middle of Texas or I live in the mountains in Montana.
But ultimately, you guys have got to start it and best believe we will fall in line.
We're looking forward to it.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay, so let me bring this up real fast.
I said, Hey, Elon Musk, isn't it weird how the same people who wanted us to defend them when they were calls to wipe out their country don't seem to care when people call for the eradication of whites on the daily?
Like, I find these posts almost on the daily of somebody talking about you know, they hate white people and whiteness.
I mean, Forbes just came out with an article.
I don't know if you saw this, uh, Forbes' article on whiteness.
So, Forbes just came out with an article.
Oh man, they must have taken it down.
@australiantalk
Um, it was meant to be about cash.
If you saw it, you'll find it.
elijah schaffer
Um, okay, yeah, actually, this is good.
This is even better.
So, uh, a DEI boss, damn, what is going on here?
@australiantalk
Wow, okay, diversity, equity, inclusion.
elijah schaffer
Yes, right.
DEI boss faces state probe over decentering whiteness Forbes article.
Okay, so they did get in trouble for this.
Let's uh let's read this.
Let me see if I can zoom in here.
@australiantalk
Um, decentering.
That's almost what they did with Osama bin Laden's letter to America.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look at this: diversity, equity, inclusion consultant is facing a state probe in Ohio after penning an article for Forbes about decentering whiteness.
The column by Janice Gassam Askwipe, I don't know how to say that, ask Askwipe, who heads the firm BWG Business Solutions, was blasted by Ohio Senator JD Vance as he announced an investigation to whether she would and her business ever receive taxpayer money.
I'm just done with this S.
It's racist and it's gross.
The senator posted on X as he shared Askers Askwipes, Forbes, Forskin's column.
Her name is Askwipe Forskin.
The hell is that name?
@australiantalk
Colin, but pronounced colon.
elijah schaffer
Colin Aswipe.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Vance said the outlet should be ashamed of themselves for publishing and added that he directed my staff to investigate whether her business receives any public money from Ohio.
Republican presidential candidate Reverek Ramaswamy also called the column racism without the possibility of reverse racism.
Oh, what does the author look like?
How did you expect it?
In her column, she talks about dismantling the systems that prioritize white dominant culture to the detriment of non-white groups and cultures.
You mean like asking you to be on time?
Now, I shouldn't be talking because we weren't even on time on the show today.
But I almost canceled the show today because I didn't, I forgot it was an American holiday because we're celebrating Thanksgiving on Sunday.
So Thanksgiving, even though it's on Thursday, is really Thursday and Friday because who makes you don't make you go back to work on Friday?
You know, like, you know what I mean?
@australiantalk
Why would you?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
It's a long weekend.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to show him what I have with Kaz cooked for our Thanksgiving.
unidentified
But I understand why she feels that way.
@australiantalk
If you just check out that picture.
Right.
So some people might say, well, that the color of her hair isn't natural.
But she's in conflict with herself because she would like to be much darker.
And she knows that a few white men have had their way with her ancestors or some black women had their way with white men back in the past.
unidentified
And she got blue eyes, Elijah.
@australiantalk
Are they contacts?
elijah schaffer
Somebody just said in the chat that I'm a Mormon.
No, I'm not a Mormon.
You should know.
unidentified
Part of the reason why I don't Mitt Romney's son is Elijah Shazi.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, actually, I once made a statement about Mormonism publicly.
And let's just say my career never recovered.
@australiantalk
But this is the issue, right?
So she looks like a legitimate version of Rachel Dollozo.
I think Rachel Dollozo was trying to appear as passable as her, but I think she walks into a room and they're like, hey, light skin, but she's not like sexy light skin because she's all kind of messed up right there in that face.
It's a bit clownish.
And so she has hostility.
And so she's trying to ingrain herself to the larger black community by pushing back against people that look more like her than more like the darkest of African Americans in your country.
elijah schaffer
True.
Look at this.
So she argues it is necessary to dismantle these systems in the U.S. workplaces.
Now, you're 100% correct.
I'm just saying this is here.
It has been given names by default, including the white gaze and whiteness as the default, because white centering is often left unexamined and unchecked.
Equity and justice have continued to evade organizations.
I don't even need to get into this anymore, but the whole point is, is when it comes down to it, it's really bizarre that people constantly are shooting on white people.
And I think we're pretty cool.
You know, somebody was like, I think last night on Rakeda's stream, speaking of fan mail, somebody wrote, Elijah Schaefer is racist, not like in the funny way type of racist, but just like straight up, unpleasantly racist.
@australiantalk
Like Cartman.
elijah schaffer
And I was like, well, yes, but also, yeah, okay, you're right.
But also, no, I'm just kidding.
Look, no, I just mess around because I think it's funny, but I also don't think it's funny that people think you have to be an extremist in order to believe in the sovereignty of your own country.
Now, I want to bring this up.
When the prime minister or the prime minister of Ireland was asked about the children being stabbed, the protests, his response was that they were going to install more face detection cameras to prevent white people from protesting and that they were going to find out who rioted and protested.
They were going to arrest them.
I can guarantee when they find out who looted the stores in Ireland, they won't arrest those people because those will be migrants.
But they're going to arrest them and they're going to pass quick laws in order to, particularly in order to make hate speech illegal.
So I was watching him say this.
I'm watching a Pakistani man.
This is why it's important.
I'm not joking.
They'll come in and then they'll say, we need to, he literally said they need to make Ireland less white.
Okay.
He said this.
He comes in and then what happens?
He says, we got to make Ireland less white.
You got to do all this.
Now, I was just thinking, if Mossad wants to earn this show's respect, I will literally join the IDF.
If Mossad could maybe switch their assassinations to different people, like imagine an IDF Mossad agent just pulls out a sniper rifle and just fucking blows the prime minister of Ireland's head out.
Like just shut the fuck up, bitch.
And just like blows his head up.
And on TV, you see this guy being like, and we're going to make Ireland less white.
And his head just goes boom and blows off of his shoulders.
Would I be upset?
I'm not condoning violence.
I'm just saying the IDF and Mossad are already assassinating people.
@australiantalk
Well, how is it not subversive rhetoric?
elijah schaffer
But what if they did, instead of assassinating people that helped the West, were actually became our allies and switched their illegal foreign groups, them and the CIA, and they took out people who were hurting the West.
We would win tomorrow.
@australiantalk
I'd be cheerleading for shekels.
In fact, I'll change all my currency to shekels.
elijah schaffer
I'm changing my name from Elijah Schaefer to Elijah Schaefer because it's a Jewish name.
@australiantalk
Shekelstein?
elijah schaffer
No, I'm just, it says the same.
It's a lie.
I'm changing my name to Elijah Schaefer.
No, but I'm not calling for violence.
I'm just saying, imagine if you're like a prime minister and you're like, this country needs to not, you're talking about the genocide of its own people.
unidentified
That's right.
elijah schaffer
Boom, your head explodes off your shoulders.
I would just be watching the news, be like, we are so back.
Not because I'm sponsoring the violence, but because I'm back, my career is back because I'm supporting Israel again.
You know what I mean?
So we're back.
Makes perfect sense.
So I condemn the violence that happened from the IDF, but I support the IDF now, but not their violence.
But if they want to keep going, they have my support and my money.
I'm going to do what they do, what everyone does now and just goes, la la la la.
I'm not even going to pretend like I know what they're doing because I condemn the violence so much, but I'll support them with my money and my allegiance.
Whatever country is willing to start doing that shit, like governments, by the way, are willing to just like fucking just start like taking out people in their country that are like calling for the genocide.
Because remember, dude, if you can go to the reason why I say this, if you can go to jail for 22 years for violating George Floyd's civil rights, then by sure, you can get the death penalty for fucking advocating for policies that will kill the people, right?
And that's not just immigration.
I'm talking about people who are with the cartel, keeping the border open, keeping the fentanyl flowing in, the government taking Chinese PAC money that are allowing lobbyists to allow chemicals to flood into Mexico.
I'm talking about that create the opiates.
We're talking about a lot of people.
If a country just took those people and fucking dropped them in a Minecraft craft server, there's another option here as well.
I would go to that country.
@australiantalk
Imagine if the bosses of Samsung walked into the head office of Apple and said, we've got a great idea for you all.
And I'm the new boss here.
And what we're going to do for all of you Apple people is we're going to change everything.
And we're going to bring in more Samsung people into the Apple factory.
And we're going to replace you.
But not only are we going to replace you, we're going to swap out your innovation and your technical prowess with Samsung's brain power.
And the Apple people are just meant to clap and cheer for that and their removal and their replacement.
And then what happened if the people of Xbox walked into the headquarters of PlayStation and told the leaders of PlayStation, look, you need more diversity in here.
We've got to bring more Xboxes in here.
You guys have got to start manufacturing and pumping out these Xboxes for us.
I don't think that'd go over too well.
And similarly, what if the bosses of Coca-Cola walked into the head offices of Pepsi and said, listen, guys, it looks like, you know, you're not inclusive enough.
We need to start producing more Coca-Cola in your factory and distribute more Coca-Cola.
And as a matter of fact, we're going to allow them to sell more than you and we can pay them more than you from your own factory.
Do you think those three organizations would take that on board?
Do you think they would cheer for that?
Do you think they'd say, this is a great idea?
Well, similarly, just because they are products, well, sometimes people can also be products.
They're the products of their society.
And in that sense, is it good to swap them out for somebody else?
elijah schaffer
Well, that's the question.
@australiantalk
Those four products deserve to be on a shelf and be able to compete in the marketplace.
elijah schaffer
Dude, this is a weird angle and a weird chair.
I got to get this angle back down because I'm like, it's weird.
unidentified
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
I'm just like trying to understand.
We already set up the camera here.
But you make a very good point.
I just kind of don't buy into this bullshit and I don't buy into this stupidity.
@australiantalk
With companies that's wrong, with nation states and peoples, it's totally fine.
elijah schaffer
Look, okay, so I'm not advocating.
Chat, feel me on this with what I'm saying.
I wish that the government used its apparatus to, instead of putting Joe Biggs in jail for 22 years for shaking a fence and instead of putting George Floyd and the surrounding officers in jail, would use that sort of trumped up, like realizing that some crimes cause more, more effect to democracy than not or whatever they want to call it to our sovereignty, that they would just like find these people that are pushing these rhetorics and either imprison them or just get rid of them in terms of whatever that means the state would do.
Like, what if we started just jailing these communists and jailing these people?
And be like, that's extreme.
It is if we were in an extreme time, right?
Now, I'm not, I'm not saying that citizens should go out and start doing vigilante shit.
Don't do that.
You're going to get, you're going to get in some psyop fed op.
Look, if there's some girl talking to you right now with nice tits, sending you nudes and telegram, just asking you to like place a pipe bomb somewhere, she's not real.
Okay.
She's not real.
She's like, yeah, I'll send you my pussy.
Just like, could you just like look up, show me a picture of you looking up like how to make like a pipe bomb?
@australiantalk
She just wants a pen pal.
She wants you incarcerated.
elijah schaffer
I'll send you a full nude.
I just want to see like a picture of you like on the dark web looking at pipe bomb instructions.
That's it's not worth it.
There's easier ways to access things that'll slowly kill your soul than that.
Don't fall for it, Fed boy.
If you're going to sin against your own body, at least don't do it for a fed.
Some guy named Herman's back there.
@australiantalk
Like we got one.
unidentified
We got one.
elijah schaffer
Hey, I have some other people with autism that are isolated that might want to join you for a meeting.
Want to come?
@australiantalk
Yeah, I, dude, the feds are so bad, but I. Entrapment doesn't exist because you were the one that broke the law.
They only encouraged you to do it.
They told you how to do it.
They actually, you know, said to you, this is a good idea.
We'll help you.
Yes, man, you're right.
They cheerlead you through it.
unidentified
But then when you go on and do it, they say, what are you doing, man?
@australiantalk
How could you go and do that?
As a matter of fact, you're going to have to go before a judge.
And sorry, but you're going to have to be put in jail.
And you're like, but you told me to do it.
unidentified
They're like, but yeah, man, I didn't do it.
@australiantalk
You did it.
I didn't expect you to do it.
You're like, but you gave me cash to do it.
You told me I could bang this hot chick if I did it.
In fact, you gave me your sister's pussy if I did it.
elijah schaffer
Literally.
@australiantalk
Like, come on, man.
Entrapment is entrapment.
Is entrapment is entrapment, right?
elijah schaffer
Dude, like, like, I am not going to explain, but I definitely saw some entrapment on J6 for sure.
But I will say, in the forefront of things, everything's entrapment, though.
I mean, like, dude, like Chauvin was a fall guy, right?
And he was entrapped into a fake prosecution because the charges were bogus.
Like, they convicted him on a bogus conviction on a bogus charge because all the jurors were scared and the world was scared if we didn't just convict this guy that people would continue to riot and violence works and they know that.
And so they threaten us with violence.
And you know, if you, if you step out of line with minorities, they'll march to your city, the McCloskeys.
And if you try to defend your property, if they break down a fence, you're the one who goes to jail.
You're the one who loses your rights.
It's intimidation fear tactics.
So I don't know, chat, what you think, but if Mossad were to just take out our sniper, you know, a 50 cal round and blow the heads off of shoulders of enemies of the West, I might start supporting them.
You know, stop killing Palestinian children, maybe, and go actually fight some bad guys.
That 14,000 innocent civilians to like 160 Hamas militant ratio fucking blows.
What it does mean is you guys have nice bombs and you guys really like to use them.
Why don't you use them on somewhere that could actually make the world better instead of on a hospital?
Maybe, I don't know.
I'm not going to mention any targets because I don't want to get arrested, but I would say, as the IDF, you're willing to fucking kill people and risk a lot.
Why don't you drop them on somewhere where, I don't know, a two-letter agency in New York, dumb skin?
@australiantalk
I don't have no idea.
Imagine if the same thing played out with that Mossad agent who confronted or put, I'll say his name, Justin Trudeau, in his scope in this hypothetical situation.
And Justin Trudeau was telling Canadians that he was going to cancel their bank accounts.
and deprive them the opportunity to be able to purchase food.
And then he was going to strip them of their assets all because they refused to take his medicine.
Well, if his head had popped off his shoulders, perhaps it would serve as a reasonable example for other leaders around the world to have a second thought and to give further consideration to some of these ideas that they're advancing because they're actually inciting people.
elijah schaffer
You're right.
@australiantalk
They're inciting people.
And so they're creating the problem.
They're gauging the reaction.
And then they're also implementing the solution.
And the solution is less white people, more laws for hate speech.
And if you dare to disagree, something's wrong with you.
unidentified
And I've done nothing wrong, although I'm a foreigner living in your land.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Yeah, but we're flying too close to the sun now.
By the way, I just want to say, I'm not advocating for anyone to do anything.
I'm advocating for governments to use force in better ways, right?
That's all I'm saying.
I wish governments would use their force better.
Like this guy literally says in Ireland that he can use face detection cams to detect faces and create laws to prevent certain because the laws and the force are there to try to create a better society.
But now it's just rigged by people who hate us.
And I think once you realize the global order, they hate white Western civilization.
And it's already, we're so, I talked to my wife about this today.
I go, it's so far gone because even now people won't notice when it's gone because it's already halfway there.
Because people already think, like, I like how there was like this old movie and they're like, oh, she's a minority.
And all the comments were like in the comment section.
Like, what does that even mean?
There's lots of races in the country.
You're like, no, this is like a 60, 50 year old thing of thousands of years of history and hundreds of years of history.
This is not how these countries have been.
They didn't operate like this.
And, you know, a lot of my friends are minorities and they're cool and they're cooler than a lot of white people I know.
So I'm not making this a single, single-handedly a racial issue.
What I'm trying to say is, is that this is not even about whether or not you can live with people who don't look like you.
This is not a whether of a fact about assimilation.
We are talking about replacement waves of people where Australia probably won't be a white nation after 2054.
It'll be an Indian country.
And we know the Indians don't stop populating.
So Australia then no longer is a place.
So we just won't have a place to live.
And the truth is there's a lot of grievance in the world because of communism.
And it's really suppressing the capitalist mindset, suppressing white Christianity.
And ultimately, it's the devil.
People don't realize this.
Christianity breeds strongest in a dominant white civilization in a culture.
It's a Christian work ethic.
There are more Christians in China, I believe, than there are people in America, but they're in an underground church.
It's not a dominant Christian culture.
There's several hundred million Christians in China, from my understanding.
I might be wrong on that number, but I was reading that recently.
But it's not a dominant Christian culture and they don't value life and they're led by human institution.
You know, the civilization that we built, this idea of preventing people from salvation, also, you know, like colonization was good.
Congistadors were the good guys.
You know, call it, like, I mean, trust me, I know this.
For a matter of fact, you know, the only reason why Africa has anything, Zimbabwe to South Africa is because white people made it.
And so these cultures, I mean, you look at modern Chinese culture.
Cities look like the U.S.'s modern cities.
They're only capping what they see.
They're not inventing something new.
They're cleaner, but then China's cleaner.
That's a bad thing.
Their cities are cleaner than the U.S. cities.
Why?
That's because they're taking what they learned from us, but they're not taking the shit too.
And the tolerance for that, right?
But a lot of this, China doesn't want us eradicated, I don't believe.
But I think that the people in our countries do want to cede power away from the U.S. They're destroying us.
I don't know if it's greed.
I don't know if it's hatred.
I don't know if it's racial discrimination.
But if you are white, part of this is making sure that white countries lose their white dominance so that grievance politics and division separate so they can do whatever they want to do in the future, which is like a global world order.
And if you don't resist that, if you don't resist that, you know, then I don't really know what.
And I don't know how to resist that.
I tweeted that I don't know because the only way I could think of would be like a revolution or something like that.
@australiantalk
If you're going to rest for a while, you would be allowed to make your argument and no one would see anything wrong with you making your argument.
But because you're of this particular tribe, they say you're not allowed to make the argument.
Now, anyone has to be able to understand intuitively almost that, of course, China doesn't want white people to disappear because China relies on white people to be consumers of their products.
And Chinese people are smart enough to realize if you get rid of white people, the people that will be remaining won't be able to pay top dollar for a lot of their products.
So we're a resource that they can tap into to enrich themselves with.
That's fine.
They can't swap us out for people in Uganda.
Okay.
Now, because China is going to own those nations anyway, but the difference is they can't own us.
They can own our politicians in many cases.
They can own several of our lobbyists.
They can own our infrastructure.
They can own a lot of the resources that our infrastructure is built with.
But at the end of the day, we still serve a purpose for them.
And if China really wanted to get it kicking, they would have already sent out five times as many people to our countries.
But typically, when they live in our countries, they knuckle down, they put their heads down, they go to work, they become doctors or pharmacists or run Chinese restaurants or whatever it may be.
elijah schaffer
But not until people don't notice the downsides of Asian immigration because at first it seems good until they take over entire suburbs and your local grocery store closes down for like Pang Tetlao and there's noodle shops everywhere.
Now everything's in like Chinese characters and you start realizing like, oh fuck, like Southport or something, right?
Or these different places where it's like, wow, this is just looks like China now.
And then like the apartments that are leasing, they're all pre-furnished and you can't find an apartment that's not unfurnished because they're all looking for hijacked up prices for students.
And now you're priced out of your neighborhood and you're like, well, they do.
You get what I'm saying?
There's downsides to it.
@australiantalk
There's two-bedroom apartments.
Yes, they do.
elijah schaffer
That's what I'm saying.
You're looking for an apartment to rent in your city.
And now it's like everything that's available at these like shitty furnished apartments.
You can't move it out.
It looks like a dorm.
You can't like they're buying up all the apartments, these investors, and they're renting them out to students.
And now you can't even get a place in local college because they keep the prices high because they're getting cash from the Chinese.
And like, there are downsides, but it's not that the Chinese are going to kill you.
@australiantalk
A steady influx of right.
elijah schaffer
But it's not that, but it's not that it's different, right?
It's not because they're just going to kill you and rob you.
The Chinese are going to do shit to you.
They're fucking harmless in this country.
It's the it's, but it's still not helpful because they're still all the Chinese are looking out for their degrees to get back to their country to build their community and to build their people and to invest in property so they can build their businesses and their legacy back in China.
@australiantalk
Wealth.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
They don't care about Australia.
And everyone's ripping and raping our white countries.
And I'm fucking sick of it.
And it doesn't make you a racist and you can care about it if you're black.
You can care about it if you're Hispanic because if you're someone who did assimilate and you do care about, you know, being Western and being a part of these nations and the people that are not that look like you are fucking ruining it for you.
So you should be upset.
And remember, the only reason why people wanted to come here in the first place is because Western people are people and they built the countries based off their values, their ideas, and their ethos.
And when you remove that, you end up in this sort of like murky water where it's the same thing.
Like dude, there are taxpayer funded transition surgeries for inmates in prison.
@australiantalk
Well blm, you're paying for the thing.
But maybe w am should be another thing, and what is w am?
White ancestors matter, because without white ancestors, we wouldn't have these countries and we wouldn't be able to live in in better conditions than many people around the world.
Um, we do owe them something.
They weren't all bad, Elijah.
On the whole, they were good.
Who was the white people?
elijah schaffer
Oh no, they're evil.
We should just kill them.
All right, i'm kidding, and you know what?
@australiantalk
A minority around the world what are a minority like?
elijah schaffer
Whites are blue eyes.
We're the most diverse group of people too.
We have different colored eyes.
Yeah hazel blue, brown mix.
@australiantalk
A Swede looks different than a Norwegian, who looks different than a Uk person looks different than an Irish person, Scottish person, so on and so forth.
Yes, and a Czechoslovakian looks different than a Russian, etc etc.
So yeah, maybe maybe that's why there is some animus towards particular people.
Uh, because they can notice that there is something uniquely different about them which we can't always be differentiated by.
But we, we can differentiate ourselves uh, even though we live in close proximity to people in lands, because like Europe's, basically like America, but if America was different, all the states were countries, so that's the easiest way to look at it, rather than everyone being confined um expected to sort of confirm that we're all one and the same.
Uh, Europe was diverse, and the European Union is trying to eradicate that diversity, which is a bit of an issue, because they want everyone there to be the same, and that's why they push back against the leaders of Hungary, the leaders of Poland, and so you can't be this way, you.
You have to be like us, and that's why Brexit got pushed through, because the people of the Uk were saying, screw that, but this.
elijah schaffer
But they're not, but they're still.
It shows you how deep it is though, because they're still not changing their immigration policies.
These because he's got an Indian freaking prime minister again.
These freaking people, they don't.
I mean, it's not that the natives not like.
Boris Johnson was better anyways, i'm just saying, you know, when you bring it down to it, it's absolutely ridiculous and, by the way, I cannot believe this.
We're doing a random live stream for the people on a friday night on basketball American hooded teen lunchtime, rowdy friday in America.
Everyone said to cancel today.
My own producers said to cancel today?
We're not.
We don't even have any ads today because the show apparently was supposed to be canceled.
I'm doing this.
I'm not even getting paid to do this at all, neither is we're literally not even making money.
We did this because we love you and there's four likes on a rumble video.
We're only on rumble and there's only four likes.
Geez, i'm not a man who asks for much, but a small like on the video.
Perhaps, perhaps that, maybe a follow on the rumble video.
We did this so we could hang out.
@australiantalk
Wow, you take it personally.
You don't realize.
The majority of your audience today are non-white people, Elijah.
So why would they like your stream?
elijah schaffer
Because, I'm being honest, you don't have to be of a certain color of skin to enjoy brutal honesty.
@australiantalk
You know, on that, objectively, you are not racist.
Subjectively, you might not be funny.
But I don't agree with the latter.
I think you are funny, but I will stand by the first.
Objectively, you are not racist.
So, for anyone to make those and cast those aspersions towards you, they're just haters.
They haven't understood where you're actually coming from.
And the problem is with them, not with you.
elijah schaffer
Oh, we're getting up.
We're at 87, 89 likes.
Oh, this is 107 now.
Someone said.
All right, that's good.
No, I still see 87 likes.
And we're up at 800 watching.
All right, we got to keep going on this.
We're just hanging out.
Shall I get another energy?
I already had an energy.
I should have another one.
@australiantalk
No, you can play a clip.
I've got to take a phone call.
The government's calling me.
elijah schaffer
The government's calling me.
Yeah, I do have a clip that I want to play.
Give me a second here.
@australiantalk
Maybe I said something and they just want to clarify.
I'll throw that back to the office.
elijah schaffer
All right, go ahead if you need to.
All right, I'm bringing up a clip here.
I want to show you guys something very important.
It's a discussion we had in Nick Ricada's thing, but this is very interesting.
This was Javier Melee.
We're going to talk about him a little bit, whether we think he's a white pill or we think he's a clown pill, right?
It's a huge difference.
I don't know.
But Javier Melee, the new president of Argentina, he said this.
This is absolutely important.
Check this out.
Is this guy legit or is he really not worth it?
unidentified
Let's go ahead and listen.
Can we?
All right, let's take that off for a second.
elijah schaffer
Let's try to refresh that page.
Here we go.
One more time.
Who knows?
Well, it's not the page.
Give me a second here, guys.
unidentified
Sorry, it's just glitching out X's for a second.
elijah schaffer
And we'll bring this up.
unidentified
All right, let's bring this up.
El derivado existe porque exist el subsacente.
Nosotros diamos existimos como representante del pueyo porque exist el pueblo.
Yes una locura, es un delirio rogarse y un representante el puebo más que el propio pueblo.
Es un delirio, es el delios en el que vive de la casta politica.
Entonces, en nuestro gobierno los políticos vana tener que vivir la mín ma vida que vive el ciudadano como.
Vana tener que internalizar el resultado.
Vana tener que internalizado el resultado.
Y semandas macaanas no solo vana sufrid los argentino vien, vana sufrid ma los politicos.
Vana tener que vivir, como vive en los argentinos de bien.
Se le sacavolos privilegio, si acavola joda.
Y esto solamente lo pueda hacer un outsider.
Lo pueda hacer un tipo que virre de afue da.
Y no cua aquiertipu outsider.
Porque estásé en la listorio de outsider que semente en el estructura presistente.
Nosotosomos outsider outsider.
Porque somos outsider, si el estructura presidente que la costurimos para esto para que para sacarlos es apata se el culo.
Si acavola joda.
Si a cabado los privilegeo de la política.
Si acavo.
Si acavo.
Una argentina di tindas imposible que lo mimo de siempre.
Vasta de la joda.
Se es termino la joda.
Y por eso me quiere en estarminar.
Por eso memanda na los docientos fra casados.
Y por eso memanda na los seudos intellectual.
Por eso memandana los cura vicero.
Por eso memanda niobos alta carpor romedio.
Porque por eso me attack los empresarios prevendario.
Porque si acavo la joda porque recruites el taque porque queín que esto núva pasar.
Y sé encontrado un con tarcio la populación gritando libertad.
Gritan libertar, descubriero que no quier encer corderos, des cobron que seente mejorcendo leones because the mi first, sio no vina cagilliar corderos, viña despartar leones, y estánes pertando, están despartando, y se vana comer crudo los políticos choros, sebana comer crudo losempresario prevendario, sebana comar crudo los si nicarista que trega la la gente.
Sebana comer crudo a los medios de comunicación que fue lo funcer es a todos estoro para manter este curro.
Y se vana sebar puesto, a lo se conochantas, a los encuestodos, y a toda es a vazuda.
Y que avogam por la religion de estado porque curandía yí.
Eso esi la gentina está de espartando.
I lose, si, I lose porque la gente estades pertando.
Descubrió que les cravitudo no en negócio.
Y ay una vía a mejor que 'lavida libertal.
Por eso estabiendo lo que está biendo.
Esto seba la misma dynamica que una funcion es ponencial function.
Yen algún momento, a pointo degiro.
Y ahora no lo puede empadar, no lo pudem par pando de la funcion es ponencia fun pesó que se no la la pode padar.
No, you can't remove yourself from the stage.
elijah schaffer
I brought you on the stage.
Do you want that one off?
@australiantalk
I would prefer it, man.
That's weird.
elijah schaffer
Just say hi to everyone.
Oh, who took you that down?
unidentified
Okay, you're off.
elijah schaffer
You're off.
I took you off of the front webcam.
It was funny.
@australiantalk
You actually asked me to murder you, and I might have to murder you now.
Yes, that's true.
elijah schaffer
All right, you missed the video, but what he was, what we were talking about, we're talking about we're going to talk about a Javier melee a little bit about these people because you know, again, I talked about this with Green Glenn Greenwald.
You should point up on the off that with that hand.
You point up, you're right there.
So go to censored TV, promo code offensive, 20% off.
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It's ad-free today.
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But most importantly, that's how this show is going to stay alive long term because I really want to make sure that we're on that network and that we do a multi-year deal and that we're able to really, really get things going over the course of the years.
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unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
So go to offend, go to censor.tv, use my promo code offensive.
But also, we're talking about melee.
So Melee, people say, so obviously he's a staunch libertarian.
They say he's far right.
He's a libertarian, which is a very interesting political ideology.
For the most part, he believes in individual autonomy.
He believes in smaller government.
So it's a win.
That's a win, right?
I mean, that aspect, because I'm really tired of people being doomers and only looking at the negative because the Bible is very clear that we're supposed to focus on what's worthy of praise.
And it's a command.
It says to focus on what's worthy of praise.
Now, I dick around a lot.
I joke around a lot, but you can't be focusing on the negativity in your own life.
There's so much going good that there are negative aspects to him.
Why?
Because he's a human.
And if you ever think some human is not going to have some compromises, some issues, some personality problems, maybe even some delivery issues or skeletons in their closet, you're not looking for a human.
You're looking for a God.
And so I don't ever put these people on the pedestal of God.
So I don't put Javier Melee as some sort of a Christ.
He's not Christ.
He's not redeeming the world.
He's a political figure who may create some better policies, or he's a zealot or a revolutionary.
But I'm going to say, let's look at what's worthy of praise.
I definitely think that what we're getting here in terms of domestic policy for another country of Caucasians, because they are Caucasian, by the way, they're European in Argentina.
You should look at them.
They're very beautiful women there, very beautiful women.
If you're a lady, the men look like Spanish people.
So if you like that, then they go like white Spaniards.
And yeah, so and they have good architecture.
Buenos Aires, beautiful city, beautiful culture, excellent Spanish accent too.
You know, for these people, hey, this is good for them because they've had socialist control and it kind of destroyed their country the last 50 years.
They've seen the deterioration of their city centers.
They've had hyperinflation.
They've had a lot of issues.
So this is good, right?
I mean, this is a good aspect.
@australiantalk
He's a passionate person.
People don't like a lot of his passion, but he's a patriot, I think.
And he wants to wage war against socialists who he believe are destroying his country and destroying the future prosperity of his country and who are somehow warping the minds of his nation's youth and indoctrinating them into belief systems which he thinks will be ultimately detrimental.
Nobody can begrudge him for that.
He's allowed to have his own ideas.
It appears that the Western media would prefer that the people of Argentina didn't support a person like that.
They're engaging in wrong think by allowing that man to be elevated to such a prestigious role.
Well, that's diversity.
That's diversity of opinion.
And the people of Argentina support him according to the results of the election.
So why is that a bad thing?
Democracy won at the end of the day.
And just because you don't like the result, that doesn't deny the fact that the result is the result.
And if they don't like it there anymore, well, they're free to leave and join a migrant caravan and infiltrate the United States and push progressive ideals there.
elijah schaffer
True.
@australiantalk
Otherwise, they can have a think about some of the things they've been trying to advance in Argentina, which obviously the majority of people now do not wish to live with or live under anymore.
And therefore, they have to evolve Elijah.
I do wonder about his haircut.
I'm wondering what's going on there.
There's a whole lot of subject matter taking place right there.
elijah schaffer
He's got crazy.
He's got, he looks like a wig.
This is why black people like him because he knows how to rock a wig.
But no, but that's the prize.
But I'm saying now, obviously, people are pointing out the truth, right?
He has a, he was sort of instigated into the political scene by a Zionist.
People get worried because, you know, sort of like how China has its fingers in everything.
The U.S., Israel, and China, and Russia have their fingers in a lot of things.
They could have their fingers in me at the right price.
Who knows?
@australiantalk
Chopsticks as well?
elijah schaffer
Who knows?
Just the pinky of China.
Of communist.
@australiantalk
Chopsticks are extra.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
It's too deep.
@australiantalk
But thin but deep.
elijah schaffer
But I will say, no, they have their fingers in a lot of us in a very non-sexual, normal, just in our geopolitical issues.
China has its fingers inside of you.
@australiantalk
They're meddling.
elijah schaffer
Inside of the locals' chat.
They're in all of us.
But China and these people, they're in everything and they have their fingers everywhere.
To the extent that maybe he's just playing a smart international card for relations with the U.S., I don't know.
Does it mean he's controlled?
I don't know.
He also could be geopolitically trying to raise Argentina's profile.
So getting involved in contentious issues.
You know, he knows who's in charge.
And he liked to tweet about how he's playing the Israel-Ukraine-US card instead of the China-Russia card.
And he liked it.
People are like, see, he's playing Ukraine.
Well, yeah, I mean, Argentina is not exactly the most, you know, the largest military global player and has the voice.
So he might be trying to earn his way back into, you know, some sort of a retort, right?
He doesn't get to decide who's the president of the United States.
Netanyahu decides that.
No, he doesn't.
But I just mean this genuinely, right?
Mark Zuckerberg's more likely.
Like Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates are like more likely to control who gets into office, I think, than anyone.
@australiantalk
Or Ram Emanuel.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
George Soros.
But I will say on the flip side is like, it's Argentina.
So who knows that?
And time will have to tell because I don't know if you just saw, he just said today that he plans on closing the central bank.
And then that would put him under the U.S. Fed.
So it would not be any better.
But let's just give it away.
@australiantalk
It's interesting, right?
So Argentina, yeah, it's a big country.
It's there.
But most people think of Brazil.
They don't really think of Argentina when you're thinking of that region of the world, right?
And he's saying, well, my football team's just as good.
We had Maradona and we've got Leon El Messi.
And those are two of the best football players in the world.
And by football, I mean soccer.
And so when people think about Argentina, they normally think football and women.
He wants people around the world to think politics, culture wars.
Come here.
You might have a good time.
There are people that are weighing up whether or not now, hey, is it good for me to perhaps migrate to Argentina?
Would I like to live in a society where the socialists are going to be put up against the wall and treated like the Bolsheviks?
And some people might applaud that.
But ultimately, I think he has been successful in drawing attention to his nation and putting them on the front page and making people think, oh, that country, what's that country?
Argentina's that country.
Check him out.
And he's entertaining.
elijah schaffer
You know, Argentina is not skinny.
Like, people don't know this.
unidentified
That's just the map.
It's very fat.
elijah schaffer
It's a very fat.
It's like the size of Europe.
@australiantalk
It's like asses.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Argentina is actually wide, like almost the width of Europe.
Everyone's like, oh, Argentina, a little skinny country.
Like, that's, no, that map is fake.
@australiantalk
That's not Chile on the other side.
elijah schaffer
Like, no, I know, I know, I know, but you go.
I know, but you go, you go, that's no, no, no, no.
That, that map, you should look at it.
Everything looks small.
You have the wrong country and also you have the wrong shape.
And they go, oh, Argentina, there's Argentina.
That looks small too.
No, it's actually big.
It's just down.
So everything down there looks a little smaller than you would hope, which is just something I've said to many people.
@australiantalk
It's one of a handful of countries which are the closest countries to Antarctica.
unidentified
Just kidding.
@australiantalk
It was funny.
elijah schaffer
I thought I got it.
I thought you were going to say that's what she said.
And then that didn't work.
@australiantalk
Michael Scott.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
A phrase I've heard too often throughout my life.
It's not as impressive as I thought.
unidentified
Huh.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Keep going.
Yeah, Argentina is in the Middle East.
It's next to Syria, correct?
@australiantalk
Well, it's actually, it's, well, no.
elijah schaffer
It's right next to Syria.
@australiantalk
Argentina.
elijah schaffer
Syria and Genovia.
Dude, you know what I need to do?
I really need, you know what we need to do?
We need to go up to the valley because I need to make some street videos.
I have some ideas.
I already have, I'm not going to say my one, but we should also ask if people can help Genovia on the map.
Do you know where Genovia is?
@australiantalk
I've got a partner in crime up there that is very willing for us to go and pay him a visit.
elijah schaffer
Do you know where Genovia is?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Where is it?
@australiantalk
It's near Syria.
elijah schaffer
True.
That's the correct answer.
Correct answer.
I don't know if you guys.
I don't know if you can hear those sound effects in there.
Anyway, correct answer.
Yeah.
Someone said Argentinian is fat pussy.
You guys are retarded, but then again, we all are.
So that's fine.
Yeah.
So that.
And George Wilders too is a big Zionist.
But I just don't know to what extent it's the same as the U.S. like being a big Zionist could be just the fact that you're trying to express your support for like the European Union or just in general, the Anglosphere, right?
Because they consider Israel part of the Anglosphere.
I don't, but they do.
So I don't know.
I just, like, I don't want to be blackpilled.
I would rather just see because there are plenty of people there that are not Zionists that I hate, like Rashida Taleb and AOC.
And so that's not, I'm not a single issue voter and I'm not even that, don't even care about it now.
@australiantalk
But you know what?
Do you know what?
Like, ultimately, what you're getting to as well is perhaps leaders of the world and particularly new leaders, such as the man from Argentina.
elijah schaffer
Sorry.
@australiantalk
The man from Argentina.
Perhaps they do have to give acknowledgement and fall in line or at least publicly demonstrate some type of support for Israel because they don't want the Mossad agents.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, maybe they don't care, but they don't want to deal with them.
So it's kind of like, yeah, it's like, it's like, you know, they're crazy and you know they're with you.
So you're saying, hey, I'm like that.
My goal is not to attack Israel and try to defund Israel.
I'm not on that side of things.
Leave me alone.
It could be a cry for help.
It really could be.
@australiantalk
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you don't know.
But also, by the way, I said this, Rovas, somebody in the chat said that I was wrong about China being clean.
Okay, wrong.
I used to work there, so I'm right.
And it was clean.
@australiantalk
Street sweepers.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's actually the cities are really clean in the central business districts.
Maybe not out in the suburbs, but trust me, the CBDs are very clean compared to the U.S. cities.
And you don't see a ton of homeless.
Look at this.
This is a reminder of what cities look like.
I think we're looking at Shenzhen here, Shanghai.
There's a few cities, but this is, it looks like you're in what's that called?
@australiantalk
Like a modern metropolis?
elijah schaffer
No, like future.
@australiantalk
Dystopia.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, cyberpunk.
There's cities like that with such bright lights Why is that, Elijah?
unidentified
Because I ho so small, you need big light to see.
elijah schaffer
But you know what I mean?
I ho so tiny.
I ho so it's like a slit in the eye.
@australiantalk
Isn't it remarkable?
It's remarkable that people who were poverty stricken less than what, four decades ago, they've built these things.
elijah schaffer
Now, now that is stealing architectural designs from the United States.
@australiantalk
And man, I totally get it, but they're going about the right way.
Those cities look sick.
They look cool.
I want to go there, man.
Who doesn't want to go there to check it out, right?
elijah schaffer
I think it'd be like Drupal vaccinated now or something like that to go there.
I think you have to like a vaccine.
I don't know if the rules are, but I definitely don't think you're going to be able to do that.
@australiantalk
Not down with the CCP, but for what that is, that's amazing for what they've done.
Like there are cities in the United States that have fallen into ruinous heaps, practically.
They are just decrepit now, right?
And China is laughing all the way to the bank and they're saying, look what we can do.
And the reason why they can do that is because there's order.
There is order and they don't have a problem of social degeneracy the same way that the United States does.
And that's because China is monolithic in the sense that it's a monoculture and they do their own thing and everyone falls into line and they're automatons, right?
So everyone does their job and there isn't much crime there and people don't step out of line.
But they're patriots, my man.
And those cities are magnificent.
If one of those cities was built in, what, Iowa?
Oh, it would be a marvel.
People would want to go there and say, look at this.
This is New York on steroids.
elijah schaffer
Asians are like this.
Have you been to a lot of Asian countries?
Because when you go to like, you know, like Seoul or if you go to like Tokyo or you go to like different places, it's, it is, you see where cyberpunk came from.
It came from Asian influence, but it's crazy remarkable how many people they squish.
And I remember when I was in Seoul, there was like, they were like, oh, I think at the time there was like 25.5 million people living in the city or something like that.
@australiantalk
Stack and pack.
elijah schaffer
That's the population of Australia lived in one city.
unidentified
And dude, and like, and there's many cities in China like that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Crazy.
When you go to a city and there's 25 million people and it's like the size of LA.
So it's like two and a half times the population of LA in the same landmass.
And you're like, it's, it's almost remarkable because you feel like, this is why I think communism thrives there.
You feel like an ant with no purpose or meaning.
And there's something both beautiful and haunting at the same time.
Like the beautiful part of it is that you feel like you can get away with almost anything because you don't matter.
But if you also, something bad happens to you, you don't matter.
So you're not, no one's going to help you.
@australiantalk
Yeah, Chinese state proppers don't wear bella clavas.
They just run outside into the crowd and who can make out who the bad guy was because the cops are looking for the same guy everywhere.
unidentified
He's about this tall, yellow-ish.
elijah schaffer
He looks like he has jaundice, but not really, because that would be racist.
Because his eyes look white, but if you can tell, because there's black hair.
Like silk, not like the road.
Oh, I'm still doing it.
I'm still doing it.
I don't know.
@australiantalk
And you know another thing as well about there, which is also totally remarkable.
There are several cities where they have two or three buildings side by side, massive structures, massive skyscrapers, and a million people live in three buildings.
And those three buildings are literally a city in itself.
They hold a university or multiple universities.
They have hospitals in those buildings.
They have school, elementary school, and high school.
They have shopping centers.
Man, everything.
They've got car washers, bro.
It's ridiculous.
And people, and they've got parks as well.
And so people who live in those buildings are encouraged.
Well, the reason why they moved into the building is so they don't have to go anywhere.
And they also have trains that run through buildings, that pass through buildings.
If you've seen some of those images, that is insane, the engineering they do.
In some cases, it was determined that a new railway extension line had to go through this area.
And to do that, they would have to topple a few of these buildings.
And the people said, no, no, no, you're not going to do that.
We're just going to take out floors 14 to 34, for example.
We're going to run the train line through there.
So they punch a hole in an existing structure and then a new train line can come through and a train station is built there.
People hop off the train at that station.
That station is at their apartment building where they live at home.
It's insane.
elijah schaffer
Sounds like a dystopian nightmare, kind of, in some ways.
@australiantalk
With no guns.
Not to you.
Ferraris.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's definitely, you know, you know what?
@australiantalk
Ask the chat.
Would the chat like to see Elijah Schaefer go on tour with his show and go to Korea and go to Japan and spend a month in China and explore the cities and get around and speak to people and ask them why they've done so well and why they think Western society has now become a hive of degeneracy.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's kind of different.
@australiantalk
Elijah Schaefer cultural economic nation.
elijah schaffer
It's kind of different because.
If you're going particularly to China, I've said a lot of things about a lot of governments that make me think that I probably can't get into the countries.
I'll name a few countries I don't think I could probably get back into now.
Pakistan, because I try to start regional turf wars for the Kashmir region between Indians and Pakistanis on a regular basis.
I fuel racial hatred between Hindus and Muslims.
As I do it, it's a hobby and I don't, and I literally just start things.
I start fights between native Pakistanis and Indians for entertainment by just, yeah, it's sick.
I need repentance.
@australiantalk
Well, you didn't start that war.
elijah schaffer
I didn't start that war.
The Indians did.
And I'm going to write that.
See, that's good, right?
The Indians did.
Hey, Pakistanis, the Kashmir region belongs to you.
Okay.
Remember this.
If you're Pakistani, they raped your women and they killed your guards.
And they still occupy it and they think you're stupid.
It belongs to you.
@australiantalk
Well, I'm actually, I might be able to assist you because I'm a good friend of the Shanghai Cooperation Organization.
And they've told me that wherever I wish to go, where they're at, I'm going to be a welcome guest.
So we can take you along.
And you can actually go on an apology tour, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
I imagine.
Do you think I would be able to get into Tel Aviv?
unidentified
Probably not.
@australiantalk
If you're a gay man, yeah, for sure.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm saying I don't think they would let you in regardless.
I don't think they would let you go in at all, no matter what.
I don't think they're a country that would be in the middle of the time.
@australiantalk
My kind of Ben Yamin.
I'm Hebrew, bro.
elijah schaffer
I know, and I'm Elijah.
That's not good.
This show is run by two, by right now, by two Hebrew-named people.
We're coming, actually.
But I, yeah, I don't know.
That's, I think if I was a pedophile, they'd probably let me go.
@australiantalk
Because I've heard about that.
That's where they escaped to.
They're afforded protection.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I don't know if I can get into China because I've tweeted things out like, I don't really like the Chinese.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
But you didn't mean that.
That was just because of a bad meal at a restaurant.
elijah schaffer
Dude, my voice is not going to get me into Israel.
Like, if I just spoke, they'd be like, yeah, he's a faggot.
And then I'll be like, they're not going to let me in.
Oh, yeah, that guy's gay.
Let him in.
@australiantalk
No, they're going to go.
elijah schaffer
No, they're going to go.
They're going to go, dude, did you say one night at three in the morning that you, the other night, that you just don't really like Zionists that much?
And it was on the top of your head.
And then you deleted it an hour later.
Yeah.
Why'd you say that?
Ooh, because I felt that way.
Were you drunk?
Unfortunately, no.
I wish I was at the time, but I just was like feeling that.
And I need to just step.
That's why I don't tweet that much anymore.
I don't tweet nearly as much as I used to.
@australiantalk
Well, in fairness, you hire Pakistanis to do your career for you.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
Actually, Indians got my TikTok deleted.
They did.
They're fucking stupid on this.
I hired some Indians.
Like, they're like, hey, can we cut some clips?
I didn't know they were Indians at first.
They're like, can we cut some clips for you and you pay us?
And I was like, sure.
And then I found out they were Indian after I paid them.
And I was like, I mean, they were legit companies that contracts and contracts over.
I paid them and whatever.
And I just saw their work and it was good.
And then it was turned out to be an Indian company.
And they worked for me for like two months.
And then they like don't understand social media rules.
So they would post clips from the show on like TikTok that would be like, yeah, you know, it'd be like me.
There's literally like a clip like this.
And it would get deleted.
It'd be like, you know, I just feel like black people need to just stop.
You know, whatever it is they're doing, it's just, you know, you see a group of them together.
I don't know what they're up to.
I just want to go over and be like, whatever you're planning, stop it.
It's not going to be good for the community.
And they would put this clip up and it would get taken down for like instigating hate.
And it's like, obviously, it's me joking on the show, but out of context, it just comes across horribly.
And it is funny.
So they were like good at finding a funny clip, but you can't put that on TikTok.
And so then they got like 10, 10 talks ticked away.
And I was like, hey, guys, could you please stop uploading to my TikTok?
Because you're going to get it deleted.
Because I just put like shit posts on there, like just fun, like TV commercials or something.
And then they're like, all right.
Then they put up another one and it got deleted.
And they were like, warning, your channel is going to get deleted.
I finally got to like 40,000 or whatever again.
After like, it's like a fourth or fifth talk.
And then they were like, the next morning, they were like, I saw my channel was deleted and they'd upload another video.
And it was like, again, I look at the clip that got deleted.
It's like, black people just loot or something.
It starts out like that on TikTok.
You can't, you can't speak truth on TikTok.
And so then I wrote them the most, the most insane email that could probably be used against me in the court of law.
They got my TikTok deleted.
And so I was fucking pissed because I was a Gen Z hero.
I was an icon.
@australiantalk
But I think they got bigger issues now at TikTok with from the reverse to the sea and ban the ADL.
And I think the defense, just like if the glove doesn't fit, you have to set him free with OJ.
Well, with Elijah, the explanation to President Z and President Z, please, sir, in Elijah's defense, everything was taken out of context.
It was taken out of context.
And that is a defense.
And that's what he will stand by.
And I'm sure if you invite him to attend one of your state banquet dinners, Elijah will demonstrate to you his deep admiration of the Chinese people and the Chinese culture.
elijah schaffer
Would that be correct, Elijah?
unidentified
Whenever I get to China, people say, what do you talk to?
But no, but the China man doesn't speak like that, does he?
elijah schaffer
No, it's more like a Japanese people.
Why do the, why don't you meet Japanese?
unidentified
They would welcome to another restaurant.
Like, why do they do?
@australiantalk
Why do they drop it down, don't they?
They speak from their stomach.
unidentified
Oh, yes.
elijah schaffer
I finally learned that when I was in Korea that, like, instead of like, yeah, they're like, oh.
Because I always was confused why Koreans were always like, oh, oh, oh.
@australiantalk
I love the way the women giggle and they put their hands to their mouths.
They always try to, you know, subdue their laughter.
And to me, it's an interesting thing.
Like, Western people like belly laughs will throw their head back and full wide open mouths going for it.
But Asian women are like.
elijah schaffer
They're feminine still.
That's, I think that was our last stream last week where I, I'm actually really surprised that we have over 800 people watching this on.
@australiantalk
We haven't even got to the good clips yet.
elijah schaffer
I thought, I thought that we were going to have like less than 200.
I did not tell you.
I said, I think we'll have less than 200 people because it's just like one of those days where I didn't think people would tune into the live stream.
I was just like, well, and does now I feel bad because I was like, hey, no, no, no dramas.
No one's going to show up for this.
So I literally said this before the show.
I was like, we're just going to fucking talk about nothing for like several hours.
We're literally just, no, there's no plan.
I didn't put any work into this.
We're just like going for it.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
He's going for it.
elijah schaffer
And we've gone on a lot of topics already.
We have gone on a lot.
I want to bring up, I have this in the description.
So we've got to talk about it.
Okay.
We've got to talk about this.
@australiantalk
He's king of Ireland.
elijah schaffer
No, this is important.
We already talked about that.
We need to talk about a couple things.
Women shouldn't be police officers.
Did you see this video?
This is an old video, I think, but it's surfacing.
This is Chicago.
Four fat black lesbian officers try to arrest one homeless man for two minutes straight.
It's got to be one of my favorite videos in recent history.
Is this new?
Is it ice cold in here?
@australiantalk
It's pretty cold, man.
I thought you're trying to freeze me deliberately, Elijah.
unidentified
Honestly, I thought you were just messing with me a little bit, bro.
@australiantalk
I'm like, I'm going to freeze out Benny today for sure, bro.
Yeah, man, it's pretty chilly.
I'm feeling like a penguin in the Arctic.
Considering it is bloody 26 degrees outside and we're approaching summer.
Yeah, it's a little bit.
Yesterday was warmer.
I think it's 26 today.
What's that?
It's about 92 in the United States.
Okay, so here they go.
The three lesbians approach the man.
Tyrone is telling him, I ain't going nowhere.
I ain't done nothing.
And now the clip's ended.
So here it comes back again.
We're on replay.
Look at that.
She's literally trying to manhandle him.
Put your hands behind your back, sir.
I ain't done nothing.
I got to get home.
My kids need feeding.
They're like, sir, you don't have children at home.
unidentified
202, Sam.
Oh, two, Sam.
You got another vehicle over to the system on the east side of Northeast Corner, 95th and Ashland.
2213, another car.
9-5 and Ashland, 4213.
On the east side of the street by the liquor store, I see a couple cars.
Can I get a couple more cars?
quite extraordinary 22-12 of them.
12 atom.
Hey, Squash.
I was trying to sport one male and for 22.
Last three on the males is 141 for 2221.
It was a positive on the show up.
Positive outdoors.
0206.
213.
All right, 9-5 and a half.
Give me some more cars.
Give me some more cars.
Not bad, man.
I need some more car.
Turn that way.
2233.
2233.
We got the fargo at Walgreens.
He's wearing all that running over there on that thing from 95th Street.
Northbound just came from 9-5.
The offender is running northbound.
Do we have one in custody over here?
@australiantalk
So that was obviously quite extraordinary.
Elijah's still out, so I'll make a few observations on that.
First observation I noticed only a couple of doors down where they were trying to apprehend the good boy.
There was a liquor store, but I didn't see too many people slanging and sipping 40s out the front of the liquor store.
Also, they certainly did look like sassy black women.
There were sassy black women demanding that they or he respect their authority.
It also demonstrated that four women with eight arms were unable to put two arms behind one man's back.
There was also a reluctance to tase the individual.
I'm unsure as to why they weren't willing to do so.
Perhaps they thought they could somewhat overpower him.
It did appear that several of the women did carry weight.
They were rather large.
And perhaps they're used to barging their way through things, but they weren't able to barge through him.
They attempted several times to pull him to the ground.
He simply stood up and he wasn't going nowhere.
Now, that dude wasn't massive either.
Yeah, fair enough.
He was taller than them, but he wasn't 350 pounds fully jacked six foot eight.
He was just a regular looking dude.
elijah schaffer
Tyrone.
@australiantalk
I did refer to Tyrone as Tyrone.
unidentified
Did you call him Tyrone?
elijah schaffer
How did we, how did I know you would call him Tyrone?
Why are they all Tyrone to you?
@australiantalk
And I don't know the female officers' names, but I would hazard to guess that one is Shaniqua Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they're also like La Dasha.
You know, that's a good one too.
La Dasha.
@australiantalk
Conchita.
elijah schaffer
You know, there was a girl named La Dasha and her, she spells her name L-A with an actual dash A. That's her parents' name, her La Dasha.
And she went by, instead of like, it's La Dasha.
@australiantalk
Yeah, that was what an absurd situation that was.
That's feminism on display right there.
That's inclusive hires on display.
That's an inability of law enforcement to enforce the law.
elijah schaffer
Should we play more videos?
I'm going to ask them though, Ralph Fast, if we should play some more videos.
@australiantalk
100%.
I've sent you something content.
elijah schaffer
All right, we have some.
Yeah, we'll watch.
We're going to watch a few more.
All right.
We're just going to watch random videos from the rest of the show now.
And we're going to talk about them.
All right.
Here we go.
Let's go ahead and let's bring this up.
unidentified
Must I go to work?
Must I contribute to society?
Must I pay rent?
Is it not enough to be a quirked up white boy goaded with the sauce?
Is it not enough to just have a good time?
elijah schaffer
Wait, why did they say that?
unidentified
Is it not enough to be a quirked up white boy goad with the sauce?
Is it not enough to just have a good time?
elijah schaffer
Oh, my word.
unidentified
Make people laugh.
@australiantalk
Is this Halloween?
Is that how they present?
elijah schaffer
Look at the way she's decked out the room.
That's a guy.
That's a guy.
Or is that a girl transitioning to a boy?
Because when you have to say, I'm a white boy, you're probably a chick.
No guy talks like that.
I'm just a white boy goaded out.
That's got to be a chick.
Can we try that again?
You hear that voice?
Is that a woman's voice?
unidentified
Must I pay rent?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's a woman on testosterone, which is unfortunately.
Do you know what?
That's why I feel like I should take testosterone because I feel like my voice will go deeper.
I feel like it will.
Although I have good testosterone levels, so they told me that's not how it works.
That's what you know that sucked.
I was like, hey, so if I take testosterone, my voice drop, they said a little bit, but not as much because it's, they said, I fucking speak through like my nose or something.
It's um, they're like, why don't you just try talking through your, your chest and your voice will go deeper?
And I'm like, well, I could speak through my chest and I could go down here, but it doesn't fix the lisp.
And they're like, well, why don't you just go get training for the, for your tongue and then speak down at your typical octave?
And I go, it's still high.
@australiantalk
Yeah, okay.
unidentified
Man, it's still high down here.
Look, it will get deeper.
@australiantalk
To give some.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, this is a weird stream, but we're doing it.
@australiantalk
I get it.
But just to give it some props.
Like the makeup application, that's pretty good.
That's cirque diselee quality right there, man.
That is, you know, that's good artistry, right?
But I'm looking at what would be normally, I know like crazy lesbian girls, they have that little bull's ring in their nose, that little bull piercing.
elijah schaffer
Oh, always.
@australiantalk
Right?
That thing there is gigantic.
And it's actually, if you take a look at it, it's through one side here, but the other side is actually hooked.
So it comes through and pierces and then that sharp point pointing down.
And I'm thinking, what the hell is going on there?
And then I noticed on the ears, there's a few things there hanging off that ear.
elijah schaffer
Somebody said Hitler would be rolling in his grave.
What does that even mean?
@australiantalk
Well, it's extraordinary.
elijah schaffer
That's the funniest thing.
@australiantalk
Imagine taking that home to your parents.
Hey, mom, I just come back from college and this is my they, them girlfriend, boyfriend, slash clown.
At first, when I first saw it, I thought they were auditioning for insane clown posse or something like that.
unidentified
But a new porn hub special called the same clown pussy.
@australiantalk
A lot of craziness going on right there.
There's mental illness on display.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So we have more.
So Josh Lee Cash had brought this up.
I want to show you a video and read you one of the most insane tweets of my life.
So check this out.
So Josh Lee Cash brought this video up, which he brought this up that it's like that millennials have the dumbest humor.
Like it's not even funny.
Like they live like empty, sad lives, right?
And they just like they pretend like they enjoy life, but they're not enjoying it.
Watch this.
I totally felt the melodramatic pause by watching this whole video.
unidentified
Not to brag, but I got invited to Hanksgiving.
It's a party my friend throws every year where everyone dresses up as Tom Hanks.
You knew that by the title.
There's also pictures of Tom Hanks everywhere.
This was the third annual one.
Could not believe I was invited.
It's kind of a pretty exclusive event and everyone goes really full out, like 100% full out.
Costumes were purchased for this event that will probably never be worn again.
That's that is the true love of Tom Hanks.
And then we all got together for a group photo.
Tom Hanks, you're invited whenever.
And then there were winners for the best dish and the best costumes.
So happy Hanksgiving.
elijah schaffer
So there was this really like autistic post about this.
Okay.
Let me see if I can go to it real fast.
Why is it switching?
unidentified
Wait, I want to leave it there on this video.
It's a party my friend throws every year where everyone dresses up as Tom.
elijah schaffer
Why does that switch?
unidentified
I don't know.
To Hanksgiving.
It's a party my friend throws every.
elijah schaffer
I'm trying to play it.
unidentified
Why is it my friend throws every year where everyone dresses up as I don't know why it's doing this?
elijah schaffer
Okay, I have no idea why that's doing that.
@australiantalk
They were looking peoples as well.
They were all like outcasts of the beautiful people.
Yeah, listen, there weren't tens sitting at the table.
There was not even one representative of a 10.
It's quite extraordinary.
elijah schaffer
I want to read you something that had to be one of the craziest, just like general responses to this video that I'd ever seen.
And it's pretty long, but it's literally insane.
I'll read it because it's on the video.
Let me just go to the tab.
Show this tab instead.
Let's go.
All right.
This is what this guy said about the Hanksgiving.
The flaccid asexual emptiness of millennial culture is the direct result of cohabitating male and female friendships in a middle to lower class environment, which possesses none of the aristocratic eccentricities to normally justify mixing women and men together in a platonic environment, which is a fancy way of saying like we've cheapened culture so much and feminism has been so gay that all the men are cucks and pussies.
And men and women, men should not be involved in humiliating events like this.
And women should not be lowering themselves to using this as their entertainment.
Our meaning should be much higher and classier and that we should be competing for sexual attention and vice versa rather than this fucking gay, fake friendships that everyone that's millennials have.
He goes on to say, when manifests in the office, drone white collar service industry crossover of the average millennial urbanite, you get a facade of equanimity masking a sneering underlying bitterness and hostility, but scorch everyone's just vibing out.
What's your problem?
Let people chill and have fun.
I think that like he's saying here, I mean, we can talk about this.
It's like, it's like, dude, this, this same shit that's like in an office, like where everyone pretends to be equal.
You have HR departments, HR complaints go one way, proving that the offices are not equal.
Men typically don't make complaints.
They don't really care.
They're there for reasons to usually just to make money and provide.
@australiantalk
They're whiteness.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And the women are all about gossip and drama and complaints.
And it really is not, there's no equanimity, meaning like we can pretend we're equal, but we're different.
And then you go to these parties and it's like, oh, we're all just the same.
We're just millennials.
unidentified
We're all about 28 years old and we wear cardigans.
elijah schaffer
And, you know, oh, Stacey, like, dude, she got offended when I made that joke.
I said, yeah, because she's a fucking bitch.
She's a, she's not even a, she's a bitch.
She's a fucking feminist bitch.
Of course she's offended.
What did you think?
You were talking around the guys?
Well, yeah, I thought we're all friends.
Fucking women aren't changing just because they pretend they aren't.
You have to suffer with the consequences of the fact that women and men are different all the time.
They do too.
All they complain about is that men don't respect them.
Men cut them off.
Men don't do this.
It's like, yeah, because we don't care because we're different.
We're not supposed to be operating in this capacity.
I just watched a documentary last night about imagineering.
Women always worked.
They talked about how there was a woman in this department, in this department who's just really good at what she did.
Women did work.
Just not the majority of them.
And I can much rather deal with a one woman in the office place, right?
I can deal with that or two.
@australiantalk
Yeah, of course.
elijah schaffer
And men could.
That's not a big deal.
But it's this idea.
That's the point.
You can deal with a party with, you know, someone bringing their friend or their girlfriend.
But this idea that men and women are just platonic friends can hang out and stuff, it's a fucking lie.
It's not true.
@australiantalk
What do you think would happen if Tyrone walked into that room?
elijah schaffer
Oh, he would probably steal something.
No, he'd fuck the fattest white bitch ever.
@australiantalk
That's what I'm saying.
He would walk in there and he would start like making love to several of them.
He'd start rocking their worlds.
And the dudes, they wouldn't be able to prevent it.
They wouldn't be able to stop it.
They'd probably sit back and applaud.
They're all totally cut.
And if that is the future of American society or a particular demographic in the United States, there are big, big problems.
Because that's to me, that's not just not enjoyable.
It's alien.
It's actually alien.
elijah schaffer
But why would you like imagine having a Friday night?
The only justification for this could be the only justification for this would be if it was like a married couples thing where like you have a few other married couples or like, hey, we're doing something.
But if you were married, you wouldn't be doing gay shit like that.
You would just have a nice fucking Thanksgiving.
Like not everything has to be so ironic.
This is why I hate millennial culture.
Why is everything ironic?
Like, oh, we have a friend.
Like, it's not even this like, hey, we have a Thanksgiving with our friends.
We have a friends giving.
And then we can't just have a friends giving.
We have to have a Hanksgiving because it's got to have a theme because we can't get our minuscule infantile minds detached from pop culture and Hollywood media for more than 24 hours before going through a fucking overload, having to think that some tradition can exist without my stupid, menial, puny, fucking millennial brain trying to convert it and pervert it into some stupid mirror of itself.
Fucking millennials, man.
They're always doing this shit.
It's like, you're damn you to hell, you motherfucker.
I hate these people.
This is okay.
Now it's like, why doesn't Elijah have friends?
Oh, fuck you, you fucking pieces of shit.
I'm really getting angry at millennials.
@australiantalk
I gotta kill.
I gotta stop.
elijah schaffer
I need to stop.
Go on.
@australiantalk
The crazy thing about it is they are cat ladies who simply brought along their male cousin.
They're just cat women.
They're either cat women now or future cat ladies.
And they've brought along a male cousin because they don't have a dude.
Or they've asked the guy at Starbucks who makes their soy cho latte or whatever that's all about it.
That's a vegan on the outside and internally.
Hey, come along.
We're doing this thing.
The interesting aspect of it is they think there's almost a play on words.
There's a pun.
Oh, it's not Thanksgiving.
It's Hanksgiving.
And so one of them has come up with that idea because they're not all from the Tom Hanks fan club.
So one person's, hey, I've got the idea.
We're going to call it Hanksgiving.
Well, what's that?
And then we're going to do this and we'll all dress up like him.
Man, to tell you the truth, if you're going to have a party like that, let's do one and we'll call it the Tarantino giving.
Let's do it.
unidentified
And everyone can come and rock up as I'm going to be Django Unchained.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
@australiantalk
Come and dress up as somebody or a character from one of Tarantino's movies.
elijah schaffer
I'm going naked as Django.
Django in that scene where he has, where he wears ashos.
It's me.
I'm going naked in black's body.
Is black face body?
Is black body wrong?
They said black.
What if I do my whole body, just not my face?
My body, I'm a brother neck down.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
I'm trouble believing Elijah Schaefer wants to rock up as a character from Django.
elijah schaffer
I am Django.
@australiantalk
And I'm unchained.
unidentified
I'm unchained and I'm schizophrenic.
elijah schaffer
And I have a loaded gun.
You know what I mean?
I'm just like hanging out with a gun.
That'd be fun.
@australiantalk
But you're not experienced.
If you were going to go to a movie-themed party where everyone has to wear a costume, let's do it for Tarantino.
Like, that would be interesting.
It'd be talking points.
It'd be high energy.
There'd be alcohol.
elijah schaffer
Do you want to be my masa?
@australiantalk
I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
Do you want to be my masa?
Thanks, Massa.
Do you want to be my master?
Thank you for unchaining me, Massa.
Oh, yeah, Messa.
Do you want to be my Massa?
Yes, Massa.
unidentified
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Objectively, Elijah Schaefer is not racist.
Subjectively, some people will not find him funny, but I'm reminding you that he is.
elijah schaffer
The best part is the show is so unfunny that it is.
Can you play?
You have to watch it for enough months for it to become funny.
Or else it's not.
Because if you're not hanging out, this is the only live stream where I just want you to hang out, right?
I don't want to be anybody.
I just want to hang out.
@australiantalk
Yeah, this is the Thanksgiving of hilarity for everyone who doesn't have families.
elijah schaffer
Like, I'm not going to randomly switch religions or something like on you.
Like, I don't do that kind of stuff.
I'm not going to do that, right?
@australiantalk
You're going to come with a red dot and be a Hindu next week.
elijah schaffer
I'm not coming out with that stuff.
Yeah, someone's Elijah is unchained only when Kez says, that's true.
That's true.
I also am a bit unchained as well with, dude, I got to admit, my son, we are best friends.
@australiantalk
What's going down with Little Lee?
What's the update with you?
elijah schaffer
Dude, we are best friends, man.
It is like, there is nothing like being a father.
And I don't talk about it enough because I've been trying to give my wife privacy to just like raise our son.
And so I have, that's why, if you wonder why I haven't put up as many pictures and stuff, it's because like I realized that they just needed more privacy genuinely.
Like they just needed a little more like just like just closed offness from the world because the world is vicious.
And I wanted Kez.
That's why Kez hasn't been on the show a lot too, even though I could get, you know, have her mom watch or whatever.
I'd wanted Kez to be detached from worrying about the news and the world.
And then I just debrief her like once a day for like 15 minutes, just kind of tell it like, hey, here's like what's going on.
And I kind of keep like anything about pedophiles and, you know, like the war in Israel.
I try to not talk about the kids dying and stuff.
Things that could hurt her spirit.
And I just let her, you know, hang out with the kid all day.
And she just hangs out at home and raises him.
I said today, you know, he's a really happy fellow.
He's a really, really happy fellow.
He's, he's really, really, really, really happy little guy and really just laughs a lot.
And I really love him.
And I told her today, I said, thanks for being a good mom because he's really obedient.
He's dancing now.
unidentified
I know it's crazy.
elijah schaffer
He does a little dance.
We dance together, which is really cute.
And he looks a lot like me.
It's really scary, actually.
He looks like really a lot like me, but cuter, but a lot like me.
And even got invisible eyebrows.
Crazy.
But she told me, she goes, well, yeah, it's because he doesn't have anxiety because his mom isn't taken away from him every morning.
He's put into daycare.
So he doesn't have any anxiety.
He's always knows.
It's the same person that wakes up.
She goes, he's on a schedule.
He's on a routine.
She got him to sleep through the night before eight weeks.
Before eight weeks, he was sleeping through the night.
She's a genius.
She follows all these old Puritan handbooks on this stuff.
It's crazy.
That's why we did a full natural everything.
Handmaid's Tale doesn't know.
No vaccines.
Yeah, no vaccines, everything.
We went fully natural, water birth, all that stuff.
We did not, no epidurals, none of that shit.
Kez just fucking beefed it through.
But I was going to say, the weirdest part about it is she was like, yeah, like babies are supposed to be, have better demeanors than you see.
And they're supposed to be more happy and laughing.
And that's been taken away from babies because of the way that they're raised now.
And so you have to give a baby extreme structure and comfort and keep him on an exact schedule.
And she also does crazy things like breastfeeds him all the time.
And she does crazy things like sacrifices so she can continue to breastfeed.
She's not always bottle feeding.
So she can go out drinking with the girls.
You know, she's not really drinking much anymore herself.
And so, yeah, so she's just really raised him well.
And he's just, it's really nice when you have a wife.
Like if you want to know fellows why your wife should stay home, part of the reason is that they should have undivided attention to raise the kids.
Because I think a lot of us are fucked up because we weren't raised well.
@australiantalk
They go to work and they cop shit at work all day long.
They're stressed.
They're dealing with pressure.
They come home and that energy is inside them.
And then they pick up their children and the children are just like, what the hell is going on here?
So yeah, there are certainly benefits to just allowing them to be at home and make home a sanctuary, a place of peace, a place of love where everything is at the same pace all the time and nothing has to be rushed.
Nothing is haphazard.
And the child is then observing an environment which is just the right environment for that type of person to be growing up in.
It's not chaotic, Elijah.
And that's important, right?
And so if women are dealing with chaos in their workplaces and rushing and trying to get here and there and do every other thing, well, they don't have time just to enjoy motherhood.
elijah schaffer
Just be a woman.
@australiantalk
Yeah, man.
elijah schaffer
Be innocent.
Because that's because working women are not happy.
They're nasty.
And I mean this genuinely.
Like I've never met a woman who really cares about her career that's happy.
Genuinely.
I mean, they'll say they're happy right on like a vice document.
I am so happy.
@australiantalk
But they're happy breaking balls.
elijah schaffer
Right.
But it's, but it's not that.
They're actually a bit bitter and they're a little bit lost.
And they end up really depressed in their early 30s.
They end up really depressed or they end up single mothers.
Like, because they end up searching for it to have a baby to validate, but they don't stabilize the relationship first.
And it's really, really heavy because, yeah, they're just not happy.
Females are typically not happy because it's, again, it's, it's not because there weren't people who worked.
And I think that's what's weird is people, people say, oh, you're afraid of a little competition from women.
No, no, no, no.
Actually, I would invite it because if I was in a, like, sometimes a little, you know, female presence, a little female company is nice to break up a group.
But like what I would like to know is because I know that women don't typically want to work like this full time in this type of work, that if a woman is here, that she's here because she earned it and because she probably is helping with the job.
And like, that's why when you watch Walt Disney, the building of Disneyland, like again, it talks a lot about, it's really interesting.
It's one season long, but it's from 2019 and it's just really fascinating, Walt Disney, like because he proved, right, with women and all this stuff, like he wore suits and dressed very nice, but he's one of the most creative, artsy fun guys.
He didn't have to dye his hair blue and put nose rings into like prove and wear it, dress like a clown to like, oh, I'm a real creative.
It's like, no, he just was creative, but he still had dignity.
And so women could, some did work.
And of course, if you needed to work, there was always certain jobs.
But I also don't think that women, like when you, when I look at Kez, it's, you know, what's work it is to keep the house clean, to raise a kid?
She's, she, there's a job.
Like I could, I could, I could raise my, my son as a single father.
I could hire a maid.
I could hire, you know, I guess, I guess it would be called like girlfriends for sex.
You could go and you could get daycare to watch, watch him while I'm at work.
But that's what a wife is.
She's like your sex partner, your maid, your cook, your caretaker of the baby, like literally a helpmate.
She's literally enabling you as a man to focus 100% of your energy on your craft, on your skill, on your life, on growing, going to the gym, and providing for your family, protecting your family.
And she's opening up such a door for you.
It's such a sacred thing.
And the reason why men don't give a shit about women working, and there's a lot of reasons people say, but ultimately speaking is because it's in our nature to be the provider.
And we don't, we don't, what we value in a woman is, is, you know, if it's not a wife, it's usually just her tits and her ass and other things and not her ideas.
But if she's, if you want to marry her, it's her tissue and those other things, but also like whether she'd be a good nurture, a good caretaker, whether she has a good, you know, an interesting personality that you can get along with, those things.
But for the most part, like women are like, well, you know, I'm, you know, I'm a junior executive.
Do you know who they're doing that for?
For other girls, because they're in competition with other women and they're trying to prove to other women that they're better than them because they think that's what men want.
And that's really all they care about.
They really do care about what men think about them.
And it's like, dude, I don't give a fuck about your money and stuff.
My wife has zero dollars and I like it.
I don't, I don't care.
I mean, she like if she had, you know what, and these people say, oh, so you are threatened by a woman with money?
You fucking cunt.
If my wife has, it was a trust fund baby and had like $10 million, I didn't need to fucking work.
No, my, fuck no.
I'd be fucking stoked.
Like, I love what they say that.
Like, so you're threatened by a woman with her own money?
No, I just don't want a woman working under the authority of another man that thinks she's a man.
But if my wife had a ton of money because it was like endowed her through inheritance or something.
@australiantalk
Worst scenario.
elijah schaffer
But no, what I'm just saying, like, I'm not afraid of a woman with money.
I'm afraid of marrying a feminist bitch.
They're like, oh, so yeah, they always say that.
So you don't, you don't want a woman to earn more than you?
No, I just don't want to marry a fucking dude.
Okay.
So I'd be gay if I wanted that.
And I don't want that.
So no, you're wrong.
I don't mind a woman with money who has her own money because that would actually not be bad because she's still a woman.
And so her concern isn't money.
Her concern isn't providing.
She's not in that mindset.
I'm not concerned about that.
So all these arguments are so retarded.
I don't want a poor or a rich woman who's trying to be a provider.
I just don't want a woman in that role.
And everyone says, so you're sexist against women that role?
Yes, I am because I just don't find that.
And most men don't.
And so all the working women I've ever seen, they don't really have alpha husbands because what husband's really going to want to spend his time with a woman who's working 60 hours a week.
@australiantalk
Well, that's exactly right.
Also, if they believe that men don't want women because they have money, well, how come dudes are still having sex with Taylor Swift?
How come Bill Gates' ex-wife is now having dates with men?
How come Jeff Beerces' ex-wife is now having dates with other men?
Dudes aren't into women for the money.
Dudes are into women for the potentiality of sex with that woman.
Women, a lot of the time, are into men simply because of the money and will have sex with that man in order to get some of his money.
So that's the difference, my man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but also it's stat because men do like status.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And like, obviously, reputation.
So like having a high status girl like Taylor Swift would basically be saying that you're at the top, right?
And that's what it is.
It's a status move because Taylor Swift can fuck anyone she wants.
And so she's choosing you.
That means that you are even more than her.
She's submitting herself to you.
But imagine Taylor Swift would be a bitch to be around.
Have you ever hung your own feminists?
They're so annoying.
Like I have my own business.
Like what man says that?
Like I'm not even joking.
I've spoken to some like really like 910 like business owner women and they'll like say something like that like excuse me.
Well, I'm very comfortable because they tell look at you like, oh, um, are you married?
I am.
And then you're like, oh, great.
Where does like, what do you guys do for a living?
What do we do?
My husband does something separately and I own my own business.
Like, okay, bitch.
I was good for you.
I've never had a man be like, well, I own my own company.
Like if they do, they don't usually talk about it and they just usually make money and fucking hang out.
They don't mention that.
And there's always this like competitive edge where it's like, okay, do you think I'm going to think differently of you?
Like, I just think you're nice and you're married to my friend and you're nice.
Like my opinion of you, what you work doesn't change, but your husband, it does.
To me, my opinion of a man changes on how hard he works and what he does for a living.
That matters to me.
@australiantalk
right i don't like you judgmental bastard but that's the way guys do evaluate each other We have to do that because that drives us to want to do more.
Because we can look at people and say, well, they have these things because they do more.
I know in many ways they apply themselves and they're able to manage their time more effectively than I can in a certain area.
Now, they may give a greater focus to that and they may have other deficiencies in their life where they're not as good.
Maybe they can't do certain things.
Maybe they don't have athletic prowess.
But do you want to sit down and read a thousand books?
Well, because that man, he has sat down and read a thousand books and he's constantly reading and he's constantly watching things which will enable him to be a better version of himself.
He's always evolving because he wants to remain at the top and he understands guys are always chomping at a bit and they're trying to gain ascendancy over him.
So it's the competitive nature.
Women's competition is based purely on their appearance.
A woman wants to walk into a room wearing something and looking like something that other women look at and say, well, I'm not as pretty as her.
I'm not as beautiful as her.
Or doesn't she look lovely?
Women are telling each other they look great all of the time.
And a lot of the time they don't look great, men.
Men sort of don't do that.
They'll just say, dude, like, what the fuck?
Like, clean up your act or do something.
I've got mates who are like some big boys and everything.
We all can be in better shape.
That's true.
But sometimes we're content.
We're happy with that.
We're happy with dudes just being dudes.
Women aren't happy with that.
A woman will keep somebody close by who they know is less attractive than them simply so they can look better when they go out and they get more attention.
And they love the fact that they can be the pretty one in the group.
Well, when we're hanging out with dudes, we don't literally go, hey, I've got to hang out with good-looking guys because that way I'll be like good and all my mates, they'll be ugly and then the girls will want me more.
That's not sort of a thought that comes into our mind.
But for a lot of women, that is at the forefront of their minds when they're actually cultivating who are their friendship circles, man.
elijah schaffer
And do they love having the one?
Why do the hottest chicks love one fat, ugly chick?
Because you know why?
Because women are sick.
And like, here's the thing.
I always tell Kez, I'm like, Kez, you are Kez is, dude.
You'll notice this.
Like, I won't, I got to respect Kez, but I mean this in a positive way is that like, always look out for the good ones because they're always got tricks up their sleeve.
But I mean, but women are actually like, women will have sex with bulldogs, right?
Not Kez.
That should never do anything like that.
But like, I mean, women will do weird stuff.
@australiantalk
Have you seen this breeding out there, Elijah?
Sometimes you walk past people and they're having kids and you're looking at them and they're walking the prim and you're looking at both of them and you're like, they're breeding, bro.
They are breeding.
They're going for it.
And to me, it's I'm thinking, okay, well, they've done it.
They're doing their own thing.
Good on them, I guess.
Like, I don't think they deserve love too, right?
elijah schaffer
Should be sterilized.
@australiantalk
But yeah, it's an interesting observation to make when you just have a look at some people who are out there breeding.
And so for dudes, you're thinking, but I haven't knocked one out myself yet.
Well, that's okay.
There's still time for you.
And you always can.
And the reason why you haven't yet is because maybe you've been focused on other things or you haven't wanted to have several baby mamas, etc.
But some people, they just seem to be pumping them out with people they shouldn't be pumping them out with, man.
And you know that that child isn't going to be okay because if the parents are looking like that now, oh my God, like it's not going to get any better.
They're not just instantly going to become better in two footy seasons.
elijah schaffer
Right.
@australiantalk
They're on a downward spiral big time.
You know, I guess that that's why, man, you've just got to be able to accept that people are people.
But ultimately, I think it's great that you can acknowledge that about your wife, Elijah, that she does provide a value to you.
And it came to mind, well, I think that's why God said, Hey, Adam, I see you there, dude.
I know what you want to do.
I'm going to make someone for you.
I'm going to make a companion for you.
And I'm going to call her Eve.
And that's why they're there as a support vessel for the man.
They help the man become the man, right?
Because without them, you really don't have something that's driving you to want to provide for them.
If you're just doing your own thing, you're a bachelor.
It's cool.
You can run through girls all day long.
But what you're saying, Elijah, you're getting the most sustenance now in your life and the most meaning in your life through the need to provide for them.
And that's why you love Lily so much, right?
Well, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I think that this is one of the weird things people don't understand.
Is like, I mean, I'm learning a lot of hard life lessons as I go, but, you know, ultimately speaking, I think that's when you start to hit your 30s, right?
I'm 30 now, which is crazy because I started this when I was 25.
And I started this.
I was 25 and it looked like I was 23.
And I ended this at 30, looking like I'm 38.
So that's been a pretty tough several years.
But most importantly, is also like I realize those things where I'm like, man, like I've like, I have some really, like, I always, I'm one of those people that I know I'll always make money.
I'll always be provided for by God and I'll always have, you know, shelter and food because I trust God and I don't really care about what happens in the meantime.
But I've had a lot of beliefs, but not a lot of strong ability to carry out what I believed, which is a lot of Christians.
Obviously, dealing with a lot of personal stuff, right?
I mean, just things, different things, family things.
It's been a really tough few years.
It's been a really, really tough use.
If it's been a tough years for you and you're listening to this, trust me, I know what that's like.
There's a lot of things people don't even know about.
Just been a lot of sadness, a lot of death, a lot of people fighting disease, you know, just hit after hit after hit the last three years.
It's been a lot.
But I think in the end of it all is that like I was walking in the door yesterday and I just felt gratitude, you know, because for the price of like us an apartment here, you know, I could have a big ass house in the, in the U.S. right now, right?
I mean, it's, you don't get a lot of bang for your buck out here.
You get banged.
They bend you over.
The bank does and bangs you and steals your bucks.
But yeah, for the price of like a, you know, a regular sized apartment out here, I mean, yeah, you're paying like mansion in Texas rent, right?
I mean, it's crazy.
But, but, I mean, yeah, with electricity and everything, right?
I mean, you're talking, yeah, thousands and thousands of dollars just to rent an apartment and pay electricity and stuff.
Just, that's crazy.
And so I could, you know, I've lived in bigger houses.
I've had nicer cars, you know, out here.
Cars are also like two to three times as expensive.
So whatever you can afford, downgrade it.
I mean, you're doing well if you even have a new key out here.
I mean, they're up there, right?
I think you guys, they're at 100%, I think, now luxury tax for being for luxury cars.
I think 100%.
They're double the price.
Like literally, literally double.
So if the car is 120, it's 240 here.
@australiantalk
Well, people are paying $90,000 for certain Hyonda's.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the Fords, like Ford SUVs are like $138,000 or something.
I saw one, and they're more than the website on the law.
@australiantalk
It's like $130,000.
Dodge Ram is going to run you 200 Gs every day of the week.
elijah schaffer
Hell yeah.
@australiantalk
And change.
I know.
200 and change.
And that's for a base model, boys.
So it's quite extraordinary.
And then our fuel prices are just.
elijah schaffer
I saw it was $10 a gallon over there.
$10.
That's crazy.
I know.
It was literally like, what, $260 a liter over there or something?
I was like, isn't that like, isn't that wait?
That's over $10 a gallon.
That's crazy.
Anyway, I just bring this up and saying that like I've realized what matters.
And I walked in, I go, you know what?
I'm so grateful for this.
And that's what I, I actually had breakthrough of what I'm going to do with this channel and content.
I actually know what my plan going forward and what I'm going to do because I go, I go, I'm just so grateful.
Like I have a wife and we are happy.
And like, and yeah, she's a woman and you know, you can focus on the negatives, but, but, but I meant like, but I meant like better to make love to a woman than to a bloke, Elijah.
It's better to make love than not make love at all, right?
There's a lot of people out there who just don't, just don't get any, which is sucks.
But I was going to say, you could always have more though, right?
You can always have more, boys.
Always know, you always know.
It's always, you always have more.
But I mean this, like I go and I see my son.
I love my son.
He's being raised well.
Like we eat well, you know, I mean, maybe when I found out just to buy some meat for Thanksgiving costs $300.
Like, oh, fuck.
I know it's 333, 333, 10, I think, today.
I was like, shit.
That's just for like a few family members.
I think that's like eight family members, over 300 bucks for the meat.
Crazy.
Anyway, I'm really grateful, right?
I'm really thankful for life.
And I don't think that I'll ever, I'm really grateful what God has done to get me to where I am because I used to be very unhappy and I'm not unhappy now.
And I'm very grateful for the life that God gave me.
And I learned, and I learned how to, when I have problems, I know how to deal with them now.
I don't just have to go get drunk or like, you know, I just don't have to do things.
I have self-control and I have control over my life now.
And that's what makes you happy.
Self-control is happiness.
Self-control is happiness.
Not that you don't do wrong sometimes, right?
You since you sin sometimes for sure.
You can still do stupid stuff.
But just like on the daily basis, being able to control what you eat, where you go, control your mind, control your, your horniness, control your anger, control your, your bitterness.
It's like to have that self-control is truly happiness, contentment.
unidentified
No idea why I said all that, but do you know what?
@australiantalk
It occurred to me that Elijah just gave the spiel he would have given at the Thanksgiving table if he was in the United States.
And he's been wanting to give that for a while now.
He's been looking forward to Thanksgiving, but because we don't celebrate in this country, well, he just gave it to you, chat.
And that's because to a lot of you, you're Elijah's family and you're his family as an audience.
And he's your sibling.
And that's why you can look past his faults.
And that's why you can just take him as he is.
Because just like you and I and everyone else, we're on a path of self-discovery.
And we hope to get better.
And we are getting better.
Elijah's doing great things.
And it hasn't been easy for him because he's been uprooted and he's been thrust into a country which isn't his own.
And he's had to do everything himself.
So when they say, well, who built the man?
Elijah will be able to say when he's 55 years old, I built the man.
unidentified
He built the man.
@australiantalk
You built the man.
That's pretty important.
elijah schaffer
We're going.
Dude, I need to, by the way, I've been so swollen recently and in my face.
No, it sucks.
I do have a condition called lymphdema.
And because I need to get back to the gym, people don't know this about me.
I will be the same weight and I'll have like puffy face.
Someone asked me, like, did you gain weight?
I go, no, I've literally been puffy because I've hurt my feet.
So I have to regularly run and do cardio to keep the fluid drained.
unidentified
People don't know about this.
elijah schaffer
The way to drain lymph fluid is to drain it through activity.
@australiantalk
You do have a problem with vanity.
You're a bit of a bitch like that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, I had this crazy thing where I have to run to keep my body from like being inflamed.
A lot of people are like, are you gluten intolerant?
I'm like, bitch, I just have to go run.
Like, it's not that big of a deal.
I just like my face.
If I don't have exercise, I start to get really puffy and I've ruptured my Achilles tenant and stuff.
So it's been really rough.
I was so much thinking the other day.
I'm like, dude, I really just want to go on a Stair Master or like something for like 20 minutes.
@australiantalk
I'll put on 10 kilos since I hurt my back.
And that's all just like, dude.
elijah schaffer
Well, there's nothing I can do.
No, no, but it starts.
What happens is my lymph nodes, this is really weird.
People know what lymph demons, they start to get hard.
And so they're like hard right now.
unidentified
Can you know what you mean?
elijah schaffer
Like, we hear it.
You can hear that?
unidentified
No?
@australiantalk
Okay, you're always doing that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because they get, they fill up and I have to drain them naturally.
@australiantalk
Is that why you're doing that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I have to drain my lymph nodes out.
@australiantalk
I haven't been noticing you've been doing that for several weeks now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I've been doing that all day.
@australiantalk
I didn't say anything.
I just thought it's a bit of a tick that you've got.
I thought, oh, this is.
elijah schaffer
No, I just drain them because I don't have like an, I don't, it's like, it's an autoimmune thing that happens.
I think it has to do with vaccines and shit when you're a kid.
@australiantalk
Better than being diabetic.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
I'll deal with it, but it's really annoying because what it does is actually leaves you lethargic.
So it's not really the vanity that's frustrating.
It's just like, it feels almost like if you someone, if you have allergies and you have sinuses and it clogs up, it's like you feel like you just feel, you're not feeling when you're bloated.
It's like you feel bloated all day, even if you don't eat.
And so you don't feel kind of gross.
And like, so like exercise is extremely important.
A lot of you guys think you're fatter than you are.
You just need to go run, not to lose weight, but to lose water weight, literally or the lymphatic pressure and buildup.
And if you start moving, your body starts changing shape.
And so a lot of you are really depressed.
You just don't run or anything.
You need to start fucking lifting weights.
And like, I'm not talking about cardio, like to go lose weight.
I'm talking about like for your mental and heart health, three times a week, getting 20 to 30 minutes in at least minimum, like doing some high, vigorous, high impact activity.
@australiantalk
It takes your mind to a place when you're running.
If you can run for 20 minutes, boys, and you run to high capacity, and you won't do it immediately, but before you know about it, you'll be able to run, what, three and a half miles, five and a half kilometers on the treadmill in say 20 minutes.
So you'll be able to run at a decent pace as well.
And your body will just keep ticking over and you'll realize your body is actually a machine.
And you'll stop running because your mind will give up.
Your body won't give up.
Yeah, your body might feel exhausted, but it's not really exhausted.
You're just out of breath.
And you actually lose weight through releasing the breath.
A lot of the weight is lost through the breathing.
So if it's not just sweat coming out of you, it's a breathing.
But if you can take your mind to that place where you can be almost sprinting on a treadmill for at least a good mile after you've already run three miles and realize, holy shit, I'm doing pretty good here.
Your mind will say to you, hey, I'm doing okay.
And you'll steal your mind as well.
And then when you leave the gym and you're at home and you're still sweating half an hour later, where you know your body is burning the good stuff, right?
And then on top of that, you actually feel better about yourself.
And then when you're walking down the street the next day, you're like, yeah, I'm pretty cool.
I'm feeling like John Travolta and staying alive.
I've got my strut on here.
I feel good about myself.
I feel confident about myself.
And you don't have to be as good as anyone else because there's always better people at the gym or fitter people or bigger people or more shredded people.
But it's about developing yourself and just being comfortable with yourself when you're able to defeat those negative demons that are telling you you're a piece of shit.
You're no good.
Oh, look at you.
You're a lazy bastard.
Look at you.
You're fat.
You're sitting around.
You're not doing whatever.
Well, all those things will disappear pretty quickly, but it is up to you.
And it's worth being thankful for it because you'll give them one life and one body and don't abuse it and do it the right way.
If you can do it the right way, everyone goes through falls.
Everyone trips up.
But the seasons change, boys.
The seasons change.
And, you know, if you're in bad times now, you know, believe me, good times aren't far ahead.
You just have to be focused on what you want to do.
And before you know about it, you'll walk around the corner and you can meet somebody and they can change your life pretty quickly.
unidentified
And a lot of the time, that can be a gorgeous girl.
elijah schaffer
I think I just added this.
Look at that.
unidentified
So I can look at you.
elijah schaffer
I don't know why the camera's on the opposite side.
Like, why if I look at you over here, am I on this side?
@australiantalk
You're always doing like these ones.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, I have to look at these screens.
And he has screens.
unidentified
We have to get as many screens as possible in the shots.
elijah schaffer
We try to get 20 screens here, 30 screens here.
We're really big on this.
We need to make sure we have a lot of screens.
I love how these Fridays are supposed to get on a trampoline.
The problem is, the problem is, is I can't do anything with my feet.
It's not.
@australiantalk
Jumping is a little bit.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's not that.
It's like I get, I'm walking now on the tip of my foot, but I still can't put full pressure on my heel.
And so, and I, you know, so it's not good.
@australiantalk
And if they're wondering, oh, what, what did Benny mean when he said he heard his back?
Yeah, so I was several weeks ago.
Oh, it's a couple of months ago now.
unidentified
Oh, so go paddle around.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
I live right by some like pretty nice ass places to like I've got a pool stuff, so I'm able to do that.
@australiantalk
But I know what you mean.
You're saying talking about like actually paddling.
elijah schaffer
No, it was like on a canoe.
@australiantalk
Yeah, no, those ones.
So what happened, boys, I was driving to work one morning, minding my own business.
It was like six o'clock in the morning.
I stepped on a red light like a good law-abiding citizen would.
I was waiting for it to turn green.
And some young punk in a big four-wheel drive decided it was good for him to be texting.
And so I'm there minding my own business, barely six o'clock in the morning, waiting to turn right.
The next thing I know, I got smashed into from behind.
And I didn't know what the hell had happened because all I knew was I was totally discombobulated.
There was so much noise.
I felt like I got hit by a truck.
And I was wondering, what the fuck just happened?
And so it took me 30 seconds to try to figure out what the hell happened.
I looked behind me or attempted to look behind me and was looking in my mirror.
And I then noticed my car was sitting in the middle of the intersection where I was prior to that.
And I knew I hadn't accelerated.
And then I saw this huge four-wheel drive with a big bull bar behind me.
So yeah, a dude smashed into the back of me while I was just minding my own business at the traffic lights trying to go to work.
And he hit the chassis of my car.
Fuck you, Elijah.
He hit the chassis of my car.
I'm taking too much attention off our precious one over there.
So he's trying to flip the script.
Yeah, so I was minding my own business.
He smashed the chassis of my car and all of that force went through me and it gave me a sprained spine because I was a good boy.
I had my seatbelt on and because he ran me from behind, my seatbelt went tense.
So I didn't get catapulted through the front windscreen.
So I really had nowhere to go.
And because he smashed me so hard from behind, my foot was ordinarily on the brake.
My foot depressed on the brake even more, which meant my tires were locked and then I didn't have the opportunity to roll forward.
elijah schaffer
What do you think about this angle though?
@australiantalk
Well, that's all right for you, man.
That looks like you're trying to pick up chicks on a meagle or something.
elijah schaffer
My name's Jeremy Fragrance.
@australiantalk
Dude, I got an old man's pipe or something like that there if you're having one of those ones.
elijah schaffer
Dude, my idols are actually Jeremy Fragrance and Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Do you know that?
I used to just be Dog the Bounty Hunter.
People ask me who's any like modern people in media that you like would say you probably like emulate your life off of.
And I would say Jeremy Fragrance.
Like Jeremy Fragrance is up there with my top influencers.
I definitely, he influences my content and he really is somebody that I care about.
I need to turn this back off.
Let me turn this back onto my regular camera.
How did I get this happen?
How did this happen?
@australiantalk
There's nothing wrong with Alex Jones.
So if you take some inspiration from someone, try to emulate someone in the digital media sphere, Alex Jones ain't a bad dude.
elijah schaffer
Do you know that some people, do you want me to take you off the screen?
Do you know that some people stream for like seven hours a day?
I found that out.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
We try to do a real show, though.
I try to make like a proper show with like news and stuff, but not tonight.
Tonight was just, is literally just shit posting on the internet.
@australiantalk
You're talking about Chenk's nephew.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if people like just random streams that are about nothing like this, where it's like literally, I have no idea if we sometimes we should just go live.
Because sometimes I just cancel shows because I have a medical appointment or something and it's like impossible to like prepare a thumbnail and everything.
And I'm like, I shouldn't go live because it's just, you know, I was in the doctor's like for two days or something and I just can't go live.
But I wonder if people like just random, random live streams about literally nothing.
Bringing in random people too.
There's a lot of people we could bring in at the time.
@australiantalk
You can actually do an IRL, but when you're out on the street, right?
So we should go out and see some people on the street.
Then you can go live and do an IRL that way.
elijah schaffer
I have another chick flying up from Sydney who's Melbourne, Sydney, who's going to come on the show in a couple of weeks, which is pretty nice.
@australiantalk
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I don't have no idea who she is, but.
@australiantalk
And you've also got Monica Schmidt.
elijah schaffer
She asked me if we give people an appearance fee.
And for them, I said, Damn, I don't think you know what you're coming to.
We're not a property.
@australiantalk
We're by a KFC.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're by a KFC.
Yeah, I said, I'll buy you some KFC for lunch and we'll call it even.
I did buy her ticket, though, but I was like, we'll call it even.
No, it's true.
It's true.
All right.
Now the time where I'm going to show my foreskin on air.
Here we go.
You guys ready?
All right.
We have some tips here in the locals, by the way.
Let's go ahead and read some tips.
Let's go to the tip.
Why is it not?
What's up this?
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
Okay, the locals chat is over.
It ended a while ago, but...
@australiantalk
How long have we been gone streaming for, Elisha?
Like two plus hours.
elijah schaffer
But Vince Lasagna sent Netanyahu petting a dog and it said the Jews and Christ, Christians.
Vince Lasagna, I'm not reading that one.
I'm not reading that one.
Saint J said, you have another energy drink on me.
Sent 10 bucks.
It's so funny.
And then also said, God save and keep us all.
Vince Lasagna said, has anyone seen the movie, The Blackening?
I totally recommend it, my wiggas.
And then some weird, creepy meme, which was just weird.
I'm looking at it on the wrong browser, so I can't show it right now, but it is weird.
Shout out to you guys around locals.
Don't forget, guys, hit that arm.
Go point it up.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Make sure that you guys support the show at censor.tv promo code offensive.
This is a shit stream.
There was no advertisers.
There are advertisers in the description, though.
If you want to get one of those holsters, the Viet Sh holsters, get 50 bucks off.
Link in the description.
I think we also have Get Liver Help.
If you need a liver detox, you should get that supplement as well.
And also we have Undertak boxers to remind you guys to pick up some Undertak boxers for your friends and family using the promo code for 20% off Offensive 20.
So I still put the advertisers in the description.
So if you guys want to support them, that directly supports the show.
Or if you want to support censor.tv, it makes it possible.
Because like I said, we're one of the only competing live streams that regularly does pretty well that has no deals from Rumble and never gets on the front page.
We never get featured is the key thing.
And I've talked to people who get featured and our engagement, they'll have like 10 times the views of us, but only double the comments.
And we're like getting good engagement.
So I think the real viewers are probably a lot lower here than people think, but I think our viewers are real.
Someone asked me about that.
@australiantalk
There's a lot of 13-year-old boys watching you like some of the other streamers.
elijah schaffer
No, because I haven't crossed streams yet with those, with the boys yet.
I will, though.
Crossing streams ain't gay.
Crossing streams ain't gay.
@australiantalk
But having the majority audience being 13-year-old boys are gay.
elijah schaffer
No, well, like the boys, I don't want that audience.
It's called curating your audience.
I don't do things like do like an hour react video and be like, oh, this rap song's cool.
Yeah, I kind of like this rap.
So I don't do that kind of shit because I don't want 13-year-olds watching my show.
@australiantalk
Yeah, if you're going to talk about rap on your show, you'll have somebody like Floydzilla.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I have a black man.
I have a black.
I have real black people on my show.
I have real black people.
Realistically speaking, we had as many people watching when I was just filming on like a mic in a hotel room for a week as we do in a proper studio.
We don't even need a studio.
Do you guys even care about having a studio?
Is that even a thing?
I'm just, we're just at the end of the chat and I just want to, I'm just interacting with you chat now.
Do you guys even care about studios and shows?
Do you like good visuals or do you not care about that stuff?
Who knows?
Most of you guys are arguing for you to have it, man.
They're arguing about Catholicism in the chat.
Like, what the hell's going on there?
unidentified
Huh.
@australiantalk
Well, maybe if they want to discuss Catholicism.
elijah schaffer
I was made for spam.
Flawed as a fake black.
unidentified
Flawed is a fake black.
elijah schaffer
Flaw is a flake.
Is a flake bake?
Do you want to keep going with them?
I need to go run and grab something from my house.
Do you want to keep going or do you want to shut it off?
@australiantalk
I think you should shut up.
I'll go and do a few things with.
I've got stuff to do, bro.
But much love to you, old boy.
Of course, Elijah, it's a pleasure.
I appreciate you said, hey, come on down, man.
Come on the show, no dramas.
So I was happy to spend Thanksgiving with you, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and happy to spend Thanksgiving as well, Black Friday with you guys.
You guys are amazing.
We really do appreciate it.
To the rest of you guys here, thanks for supporting at censored.tv promo fans at 20% off join.
You can join the locals community as well.
We have a lot that are there in the locals chat.
I don't know why it only gives me two and a half hours.
I guess this just does that.
Have a great rest of the week.
By the way, I don't think this live stream is going to be on censored TV because this isn't really technically the show.
So this is just a random live stream.
So it probably won't be on censored only because.
@australiantalk
Put Greenwald on.
elijah schaffer
No, only because it's my Thanksgiving starting tonight because tomorrow I'm celebrating Thanksgiving with my family because it's on a Thursday and it's not Thanksgiving here.
So nobody gets work off because it's an American holiday.
So we had to do on the weekend to have it together.
And I'm really going to be with my family tomorrow.
I'm very happy and excited.
Kez is happy and excited.
And we will do it.
So I love you guys.
@australiantalk
But wait, wait, wait.
unidentified
What?
@australiantalk
I'm going to bounce, but then you're going to keep what you promised, right?
elijah schaffer
Oh, show my foreskin.
Here's the trick.
I don't have it.
I'm circumcised.
I am circumcised.
The question is, do you think it was done well and it looks good?
Or do you think that the hood should have stayed?
unidentified
I swear, Andrew, I'm going to break you in half, man.
elijah schaffer
Brian's doing that now.
It's Brian.
@australiantalk
Yeah, well, I'll say some things about him on air, which he wouldn't appreciate.
So keep it up, Brian.
elijah schaffer
He said more shit streams.
No, he just put it on you.
@australiantalk
He did have more.
I don't mind, really, because, of course, I wasn't at all a public person before I appeared on this show.
In fact, I worked very hard to not be a public person.
But Elijah begged me one day.
And in the spirit of being a good Australian and welcoming our foreigner to the country, I said, I'll do it for you, man.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, say, Psych, I'm circumcised.
I really am circumcised.
unidentified
I am glad I'm circumcised too.
elijah schaffer
I'm one of the few people who doesn't want his foreskin back.
@australiantalk
I don't want a daily regimen of cleaning cheese.
unidentified
Yeah, no, I'm, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Cheesy burrito dick.
unidentified
Ooh, that sounds really just sounds like it smells weird.
elijah schaffer
Ah, okay.
Okay, we need to get off this.
@australiantalk
Yeah, I'll go to Mexico.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, sorry, no, I don't miss my foreskin.
I don't remember having it, so I don't miss it.
And I thank you for coming on to all of you foreskins out there.
Thank you for supporting.
I really appreciate it.
Make sure you circumcise yourself tonight.
Clean it if you don't, if you're not.
And the no-hood gang, what's up?
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