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Well, we also have Collins later in the show today.
So you guys are going to be able to call in, which is absolutely amazing.
I really do appreciate it.
We're going to give a phone number and we're going to be calling you out the most retarded, gay, stupid stuff that you could ever imagine.
So if you're having a Friday night, make sure you crack open a drink tonight.
Maybe you're drinking a monster.
Maybe you are the monster and you're drinking something else.
Maybe you're smoking something a little wacky to back-y.
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I want you to open up your water.
If some of you need to open up your Bibles, and we've got a great show for you.
Our top story today is absolutely fucking nothing.
There's nothing on the top story.
We're just going to look at random shit that I found on the internet and talk about it because it's Friday night.
The world is gay and cringe and we're all going to die.
let's get into it uh new euphemism just dropped uh New euphemism just dropped.
I saw this video right here of these Americans in Japan in a fist fight, right?
It said, Welcome to Okinawa, where American imports its culturally and culturally enriches the Japanese locals in the face.
Now, the title said, Fight in Okinawa between military guys.
Wait, yeah.
Fight in Okinawa between military guys.
Now, those don't look like Japanese people, but I said military guys is now what we're calling them.
And I love the commenters for just coming in here saying, Not teens?
Not yeah, another euphemism just dropped.
I love this one.
Military guys might be around here, he thought.
Like, you know, new euphemism just dropped.
New euphemism just dropped.
Yeah, so I understand like the truth of the matter is that, you know, obviously, these are probably military guys.
We have a lot of bases on Japan.
This is a truthful statement, but I do love the fact that it is so typical that there's always a new name for people that are culturally enriching the surrounding neighborhoods.
It's actually despicable and disgraceful that people would venture overseas and conduct themselves in such a manner only because it reflects very poorly on the country that they've come from.
Now, that's ghetto antics, and they're bringing the hood to that.
Looks like a Japanese subway or something or other.
Yeah.
And Japanese public transport is very safe, typically.
They actually have female-only carriages in Japan, so the women don't have to get felt up by their horny men.
But aside from that, yeah, man, you can't have gang beatdowns like that.
It doesn't look good.
They're chimping out.
And you're not meant to chimp out when you're overseas.
I love the fact, too, like that it's like a Friday and people have just decided not to join on this live stream.
It's a shit stream.
They're missing out on this.
You know, I just didn't feel like talking about any major stories today.
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All right, I'm here with Ben with Australia Talk, and we're just on our shit stream here.
We're gonna have some call-ins later.
Um, we're looking at some of this stuff.
I wanted to bring up something that's not really funny.
Do you have any idea where this is?
I mean, if you were to look at this video, Ben, and just uh try to take a guess, where do you think this is?
Why are black people, no matter what country they're in, they're always just crip dadding it?
You know what I mean?
They're always just like in this tribal mentality, just two-stepping on the dirt.
Yeah, they're always just like gang gang, like they're always behaving the same way in every country.
And but it's like not, I'm not, I'm not even saying it's always bad.
It's just that, like, I was at a gym today, and I'm watching this music video on the TV.
You know, you got to be really careful about unintentional programming.
Like, when you're in places like the gas station, or as you know, they'd call it here, the servo, or you know, whatever, whatever country you're in, um, and they have the little TV screens up and they play you commercials and stuff, like unintentional programming.
Uh, that includes like digital signs on the sides of the street.
That's not as bad here, they don't really allow as much of that here on the highway.
Times Square, yeah, yeah, it's not, they don't allow that kind of stuff, but but I was saying that kind of stuff where you're like, you know, at the gym, you're on a stair master, you're walking to the treadmill, some music videos up.
And I just like noticed, I'm like, you know, if I just replace these black people's clothes with like some like leafs and a spear, it would be the same dance you would find in like in like rural Kenya.
You know, they're like, Yeah, like and they're like twerking, like, and I'm like, I mean, it's modern music, but it's like literally just like leaf, fig-leaf, tribal people movements.
And is that in the DNA?
What is that?
I mean, do we have any black homies in the chat today that could explain that?
Like why black people are all like hipping and hopping and pimping and popping and just like being all like shocking.
It's, you know, it's once again, it's a very bizarre occurrence that you see whenever the group dynamics take hold and you place a large number of African Americans and other people that look like similarly to them in an area.
I've seen punches thrown at Disneyland in front of children for goodness sake.
And Mickey Mouse and Donald Darker trying to stop the violence.
Because black lives matter.
Unless the blacks are stomping on other dudes' heads.
But, you know, all those guys running into whatever country that was, they just want their freedom.
They're like, white people just aren't allowed to do shit anymore.
Do you ever notice that?
Like, anything we do, somebody's offended by it to where I've stopped caring.
I'm not even joking.
Like, I was talking to this Christian guy because I'm looking into Orthodox.
I want to align my life more with the Bible because I'm not doing a good job at it.
And I'm willing to admit that.
Okay, I'm willing to admit that.
It's been a tough couple years.
I've lost a lot of hope in people.
I just stopped trusting people, etc.
But I will say the most important part is like I noticed he was like, dude, I was down in Melly and I was talking to my girlfriend's family and they were offended by this and that.
But it's like, just the fact that it's like, well, what do you mean they're superior?
It's like, am I not allowed to have opinions?
As a white man, am I not allowed to have opinions?
Am I not allowed to just think?
And I swear, if a white man, you just think somebody's offended by it.
It's like, you are against the group.
And so I just get tired.
I get tired of it to where it's like, well, they were offended by what I thought.
And I go, I would care if people weren't offended by everything.
If we had actual standards in our society and like there were like genuine like, you know, lines that you shouldn't cross and we all agreed upon them, fine.
But like when you're offended by everything, then nothing is offensive anymore.
Well, everyone wants to be outraged at something and they'll look for anything because they want you to grovel to them.
They want you to apologize.
Because then if you apologize, well, they have ascendancy, they have power, and then you're lower than them.
And I think that's where it actually stems from a lot of the time.
They feign outrage.
Like there's Muslims on Australian beaches with their women in burkers and they're offended because Aussie girls are getting around at the beach in bikinis.
Are we going to transform ourselves to them?
We shouldn't have to.
They should get on board with whatever we wish to do.
And if they're taking offense, they have the right to take offense, but you also have the right to offend this make-believe world where no one's upset, no one's offended, everyone agrees, everything's perfect, there is no trouble, there is no conflict.
That's a falsehood, man.
That's not the real world.
And so therefore, I think what people need to do is take a step back.
Just chill, be more focused on yourself.
Worry about your immediate family and the people close to you.
And people are people.
They'll do whatever they like to do.
Now, having said that, I certainly agree with the new rules put in place in the Senate for somebody like John Fetterman, who wishes to dress like he's a college kid.
So it's like if your boss finds you hot, they'll use two ways.
Either A, they'll file a sexual harassment suit against you to get ahead, to squish you, or they'll use it to their advantage.
They'll flirt with you or be sexual with you and then file the sexual harassment suit 10 years down the line to remove you when you annoy them.
Either way, they'll still file the sexuality.
Yeah, the long-term plan is to always just file sexual harassment cases against men and then remove them.
But ultimately speaking, they still will use it and then they complain later.
That's why like all the Russell Brand stuff is interesting to me because it just always, again, I'm trying to be careful to not comment on what I think about the case.
I just always find it interesting that either A, in a lot of these cases, there's no evidence or B, it's like 10 years later.
And it's always like, once they're rich and they're a threat, then suddenly we've got to take them down, right?
Like it was a very, it's a very weird situation.
And I think Eva or Ava is reminds me of the same thing too.
Like it's also believe all women and take women's opinions seriously, unless they're like right-wing, genuine right-wing, like Ava.
She put this video up, uh, we've been conquered in the west.
It makes me sad, like that is literally sad to look at and know that we had a time and an era and a culture and people were harmonious, meaning crowds.
There wasn't stabbings or or shootings in in the sense of what there is now.
There isn't the um, the threat of violence and crazy violence that is just bubbling underneath the surface just waiting to break out in group environments.
And uh, there was a pleasantness and a simpleness of life.
We you, I went there with you too and uh, i'll tell you this, let's just be completely, completely honest.
There was a common thread.
I'll let the chat guess.
There was a common thread here uh, of the car show and everyone kind of looked alike.
Okay, everyone kind of looked the same.
There was like no security, there was no major fights, no shootings no, nothing.
I looked up the demographics of the area and it was like over like 90 Caucasian uh, or like white um, and the rest of the minorities in the area were pretty much just Asian, like it was just Japanese and like Chinese and and, and it caused no problems.
Yeah uh, the only thing that Indians cause a problem with primarily, other than like job competition itself aroma is aroma.
Yeah, so Indians.
Indians mostly pose a threat to my uh, olfactory system um and, and my ability to to operate in a store without gagging, but I do.
There's a lot of nice Indians I also found out.
By the way, I am so fucking mad at some of my friends.
I just found out Pajit is a is a racist derogatory term for Indians and Pakistanis.
I said yeah, my doctor is just some fucking Pajeet guy, and that person was like, excuse me, and then they're like that is a rate.
That is like an n-word for Indians.
I don't know if it's true.
I looked it up, so I google it and i'm like what's pajit mean?
And it was like this is a common racist word used to discriminate against people from Indian and Pakistani background.
I go, I thought pajit was just like uh, like when you would say like oh like yeah, like he was like like a Kyle.
You know, people always mention like an, like an average white guy, like yeah like oh, he was like a Kyle and you know what you mean like he's drinking monster and he's got his hat on backwards.
I'm not like a Pajit is just like, you know, a fucking bloody fucking Indian guy.
Like, it doesn't mean I don't like him.
Like, Indians are cool.
I have a lot of Indian followers.
Indians are, Indians make, dude, butter, chicken, and naan bread is like some of the best stuff ever made.
She said the Indian girl who was literally taking cow shit, cow dung, and she was mixing that into her chicken dish to make the curry, like big scooping heaps of it and putting it in there as a thickening agent for the sauce and then absolutely loving it.
And then when they questioned her as to why she would do such a horrendous thing, she said, well, we love the cow over here.
Our men bathe in cow urine as they do.
There's cows walking down the street in India and it'll take a piss on the side of the road just like a dog or whatever.
And Indian dudes flock to it and they get underneath it and hold open their mouths and literally bathe themselves and wash themselves in it.
Not because they need a shower.
They probably do need that.
But they think that that's what it's about.
So she justified actually ingesting the cow dung, the cow shit, the cow manure.
Because, you know, it's a symbolic animal.
And it's amazing that people want to get on you about Pajeet and be like, you can't say that about Indians, wait, dude.
India's actually got a caste system.
And what that means is, no joke, in India, there's five different classes of people that is purely based upon the skin tone that you have.
If you're a lighter Indian, which means the British had their way with your great grandmother, well, you actually are able to attain higher positions of power in their society and you have privilege.
If you are the darkest variety of Indian, you literally cannot walk on the same side of the street as the light skins.
You have to do a menial service role task, such as cleaning toilets or sweeping floors.
And you typically can't rise up and have upward mobility in their society.
Their society is inherently racist, and that's the way India actually is.
I want to abandon multiculturalism, abandon multi-ethnic society.
I want to get back into a place to where we have, you know, core values, to where, you know, we have an understanding of like religious autonomy and to where we just, where communism is illegal and the people who are behind it.
But, more importantly, do they wish to live with us?
They don't wish to live with us, dude.
They want us gone.
They're not happy with the way society is structured and they want to uproot it, turn it over, tear it down and build it back up again however they see fit.
Now, obviously, the likelihood of that taking place isn't great.
But nevertheless, they delude themselves into thinking that they will get there one day.
And that's what's causing the problems because the more and more people they bring in who are like-minded, that only increases their numbers.
And therefore, we've got more and more problems to deal with.
What's wrong with your country being for your people?
But I love watching Republicans fight more for other minorities to have a homeland.
And they fight diligently.
You know, like somebody had accused a show of being anti-Jewish.
And I want to clarify this.
In fact, I am so pro-Israel and pro-Jewish.
I just want to adopt the way Israelis treat Israel and the way Jews treat Judaism.
I want to adopt that, but for white Western countries and Christianity.
So I want, I guess you could call it Anglo-Christendom or Anglo-Christian Zionism, right?
Like I want, I want to adopt that.
I want us to support our borders in the preservation of our people at the same level that Jews preserve their own.
I want us to treat other countries and manipulate to our advantage the way that Israel does.
And I want to lobby other countries and infiltrate their governments in ways that Israel does for their own.
So in that way, I'm all for every nation looking out for their own people, their own racial group.
I think it's good.
When I see China manipulating other countries and currencies to advance their country, while I'm not pro-China, I'm not pro-communism, I do support that.
That's what people confuse me when I say I'm pro-Russia as well.
I know a lot of people are pro-Russia.
No, I'm pro-Russia, not taking shit from NATO and just securing this no man's land in Ukraine and saying enough is enough.
These labs, these high-tech bioengineering labs, the money laundering, this building up of the U.S. military, the NATO infrastructure, enough is enough.
You need to disarm Ukraine.
We're not doing this.
Does that mean that I'm against the West?
No.
Does that mean I'm against the United States?
No.
I just respect Putin for not taking shit anymore and just saying, I need to preserve my culture and my people.
Same with Poland pulling out of providing arms to Ukraine.
I respect Poland for saying, look, we're not doing this.
We're Hungary protecting its own border.
I respect nation states doing something about it.
So, no.
The show is not anti-any country.
In fact, I wish we would learn from them.
And if only, if only the United States politicians cared more as much, I should say, about the country.
And if Australian politicians cared as much about Australia's sovereignty and well-being as they do about Ukraine and Israel's, then we would be way fucking ahead in our nations.
So people just misunderstand it.
People misunderstand my worldview.
They really do.
They really misunderstand it.
Because there's no hate in my heart for anyone.
There's nothing but respect.
I just say, stop fucking with my countries.
The double standard of them looking out for their own nations, but not looking out for, like, while we not look out for ours.
Like Israel right now is trying to expel 20,000 African migrants and then they want to send them to Western Europe.
That's literally their petition the UN to send 20,000 Eritoreans and Somalis to Western Europe because they're not working out in Israel.
But I think that, you know, our own populace, they're basically just screwing themselves over because you saw this video of a fat fitness model decided to go shopping, took his grocery shopping.
A couple of days ago, there was like some car park and two homies jumped out of a car and one dude's pulled out his Glock and he's like, man, I'm going to smoke you.
The other dude's like, you better put that down, bitch.
I'm going to pull out my, it was like an M5.
Oh, he had a machine gun.
And he's like, okay, no, fuck that.
So he's tried to walk away from his homie.
And his homie chased him down a little bit and fled behind him.
He was like, no, what's up?
What's up?
And then he turns around and he's like, yeah, what's up?
So I'm going to put down my gun.
And he's like, no.
Fuck this.
I'm going to blast your ass.
And then he pulls out his gun and just shoots the guy twice in the head in a car park.
Yeah.
And it was at some like rundown apartment complex.
And they like, I've met two, like, I've had a, not even just two people that lived with that just thought you need to have a shower once a week, right?
And they're not even using like Tom's aluminum-free deodorant that doesn't work, by the way.
They're just like, they don't believe in showering.
No, but the black people I've lived with, they're not racist.
They were nice people, but they have their parents raised them to think like there's like this very big separation between white people things and non-white people things.
And unfortunately, even though it was a nice private university, a lot of them, you know, get in on, you know, less than qualificate, less than the qualifications that I got in.
But no, but I'm just saying that like, and then some of the weird things they do too is like I thought was like weird was like, yes, the smoke alarm, they wouldn't change the battery and it went off in the room.
And it was like, like, so then he would claim, though, it was because he liked to smoke in the room.
Or is that just like, is that just like coagulated blood serum?
Because she has like so many clots.
It's a blood clot.
She's got a blood clot in her mouth.
That's disgusting.
All right, we got to look at some more videos.
I got to, I got to.
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Sorry, guys, if you're not, if you don't know what a shit stream is, it means like there's no plan on here.
We just decided to go live and just look at random shit.
I wanted to go over this story, though, because it was really funny.
Read, is this?
What's this called?
So the League of Legends Championship series is under fire after uploading a video promoting its Game Changers program, which is intended to open more opportunities for women.
But five of the six featured players were actually men in the Women's League.
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Check this out.
A really important event to me.
And it's very close to my heart.
I've been in every iteration of the program since 2021.
And the 2021 program was actually my first ever comp experience.
And so that was really, really exciting and really sparked my drive for the game in a really big way.
LCS Game Changers, to me, means I think it's just an opportunity.
I think it's a really good opportunity.
Something especially that I've struggled with is like getting the chance to prove myself.
Like actually getting the opportunity to go to tryouts to like play in combines is like something I've been denied like several times, especially even in times where I really should have been given the opportunity.
And so it's really just a wonderful opportunity to show myself off and show off what I have.
And I'm sure a lot of the other players feel the same way.
It's more about to show everyone what we are capable of.
Instead of like punting each other, if we lift each other up, this hobby.
Show everyone that we are.
Good.
To me, LCS Game Changers means uplifting women and people of marginalized gender and demonstrating how, despite what people may think, we're actually very talented.
LCS Game Changers to me is much more than like having this competition and going to LA and like meeting new people.
For me, it's like this light at the end of the tunnel because especially women and especially like I've dealt with a lot of like bad things in this community that like has really pushed me and shied me away from committing all my time into this.
But Game Changers is like literally the biggest reason why I haven't left yet.
And the biggest reason why I still have that drive.
I still have passion and I still am open with any experience, any new experiences because they just remind me of the kindness of people.
Increasingly important in the field because there is so much of a population of women gamers and I know that some of them might not feel like they can do it, but I hope that was the woman's that was like including women in esports.
And there's a lot of messed up going on with a lot of those people.
And what I find very interesting is I am aware that a couple of years ago, they decided that because of inclusion, they had to get a few female gaming teams to go and play in these world championships for online games.
And these girls thought they were kick-ass.
They thought they were badass.
They were boss bitches.
And they went there and they got smoked.
And they got smoked time and time again by all these teams of guys constantly.
And these guys are just laughing like they're playing six-year-old children.
They're just demolishing them.
And then they asked the girls, how does it feel?
They said, well, we don't want to play against the boys.
Can we just play against ourselves so we can be champions again?
Now, they had actually led the charge for them to be included because they felt obviously they were the best of the girls.
Well, of course they could go and beat guys because video games has got nothing to do with sex and there is no advantage.
But when it comes to strategy and tactics and team dynamics, well, in fact, there is an advantage.
And that's demonstrated each and every time they try to put females against males in those environments.
But dude, what the hell are they trying to do?
Like, those people have got issues already.
And they're trying to normalize their abnormal conduct, their abnormal lifestyles, which is very unfortunate.
Because if that dude's good enough, why doesn't he just say, hey, man, I'm going to take off the wig, I'll take off the makeup.
I'll just go play with the boys today and we'll kick ass and I can be a champ.
They're actually infiltrating female spaces.
Now, there's some hot gamer girls out there that are losing camera time.
And instead, they're being replaced with people like that.
And people like that obviously aren't aesthetically pleasing to the large male teenage audience.
There's problems there, Elijah.
I'm sure you should get over there and fix it, man.
And what's also crazy about this, that classroom at a school where children are meant to be behaved and have some form of respect, she's dealing with so many outbursts that she can't even recognize the real danger behind her because she's confronting so much other danger in front of her.
So what they should be done is put into government forced labor camps during the day to put in some with just somebody who's overseeing them, preferably field work or something out in the sun.
Kool-Aid, yeah, out in the sun.
No, but I'm not, this is not even a joke.
These people would be better to just like forcibly learn a trade, like just learn like farming or just something because they're just gonna go around working at like a cashier, stealing, causing problems.
So, like, kids that don't want to submit should be put into government, should just be forced into trades.
No, but I say like they should be like, yeah, like maybe out in the farm, somebody overseeing them, keeping them in line, maybe just snapping at them, whatever.
So I think what the problem is with cigars is a little bit like – What's with those little faggoty, tiny little cigarette-sized cigars that dudes from Egypt smoke?
Well, I think what the deal was, is I think one of the main things that ended up happening was that a lot of people have bad experiences with tobacco because they have cheap tobacco.
Like they smoke like a swisher or something like that.
And then all of a sudden they think that that's what it tastes like.
And you're like, no, like have like a $50, $45, like nice Cuban cigar, enjoy it, and it'll actually taste good.
And also, it's not only tastes good, but it'll also just give you a nice head high.
Same thing goes with whiskey, though.
It's like when people are like, dude, I hate drinking.
And it's like, what happened?
Well, I had a bunch of Jaeger.
And you're like, ew, dude.
Ew, dude, that stuff comes in like a green bottle.
And so they're like, oh, well, you know, it made me sick.
It's like, dude, have like a nice like McAllen, like 12, 16 year, 20-year, you know, have something good and then like, don't drink a lot of it, and you'll have a great buzz and you'll have a good night.
It's a Schedule 5 narcotic, which in some states said it's over-the-counter.
In the Californian stuff, it's regulated.
Might be all states now because, because it got popularized, it might like, just like dextromethorphan um, and like uh Dxm, you know, which was like Robotuscin.
Yeah uh, guyfensin or guafensin, however you say it, a lot of these like like drugs like uh, you know cough, cough medicine used to have 10 alcohol.
Yeah, but I was reading about that, but okay so, but but codeine cough syrup is, it's a, it's a essentially could be considered an analgesic slash, opiate slash.
There's a few things that could be considered, but it's a very light uh, it's a very light suppressant, or cough syrup uh, depending on what you would think of it, as it could be considered a suppressant, I guess, or just like a depressant of your body.
So the problem with with codeine is that um, it actually works, and anything that works.
They make it hard to get, so that you have to go to a doctor, so you have to pay in the system and you have to kind of get into it.
That being said um, the most important aspect of it was was that they made it schedule five, so that's a scheduled drug.
And when you mix it with alcohol, like with liqueur not even with liquor but just like you know, a little bit of like Hennessy, maybe like or something um, you get like uh, you get similar to when you robo trip, so you get like real like it's almost xanax-y type of.
There was a story, uh, some lady in America she was tragically murdered at her Baltimore apartment.
She'd actually started a software company and she was all about equity and doing the right thing, a white woman and uh, she started the company because she wanted to be inclusive and she wanted to hardcore that on the last show yeah, she got bloody murdered and the guy also murdered and raped someone like a week before and he got out for seven years.
He actually was sentenced for 30 years for rape Like hardcore rape, and he got out after seven years.
Joe Biggs, like when I read, I was just thinking, What the hell, man?
And then I was reading all these stories.
All these dudes get released early, then they just go out to murder more and more people and then still get released, dude.
That purple drink be making people crazy on those streets, boy.
Okay, so I've tried codeine, but like it wasn't really like anything noteworthy for me.
But the thing, the thing that I did see that made me view and alter my whole perspective on the world, and it's what actually started my spiritual quest with trying to find God and everything.
Like, two, three years ago, I finally came into contact with someone who had DMT.
And, you know, I made a trade with him.
He was looking for like opiates, whatever, you know.
I mean, yeah, yeah, because he was just like, I don't know.
He's like one of them pill junkies.
You know, you some people like that's like they'll, they'll, they'll, if, if, if you, if you got them, dude, they're they'll suck your toes or whatever if they got to you for them, you know.
Anyway, so, so, so, um, like, the first time I tried the DMT, it was just like that by itself.
And, like, I don't know, I saw, like, some spirit, and, like, it kind of laughed at me and told me, like, how am I going to go looking for, like, some type of answers to myself in life when I don't even, I'm not even based on anything spiritually, because I used to be, like, a hardcore atheist, kind of, sort of, you know?
And, like, it kind of, like, mocked me and laughed at my face, and I was just falling through this eternal pit of darkness.
And, like, I don't know, I don't know.
and it was kind of spooky, you know.
But like I uh I don't know, I started looking in a bunch of different Bibles and you know, like I read some of the Dhammapada and and like you know, I was traveling through these these different Bibles and things like that.
And then the next time I did it, I went and took all these all these shrooms, took a whole eighth of shrooms.
And like when I was at like the peak of my freaking high there, that's when I went and smoked DMT again.
And it was like, I don't know, I went falling through a kaleidoscope and I saw myself inside the casket and all my loved ones came up one by one and paid their respects to me.
And like everyone was really sad because I was just like, I was just finally coming around to like doing something good with my life.
And like, I don't know, I was dead now, you know?
And like, I saw, I saw my whole life die.
And it's like, no matter how much I wanted to like go back to my body and be like, this isn't happening.
Like, I felt like I spent like a considerable amount of time sitting alone with the thought that I'm okay with being dead.
And like ever since then, every single day of my life has felt like I'm living on borrowed time and I'm so much more grateful.
And I don't know, even it even still took like a year or two after that of me like looking into religion more before.
Like I actually started having faith and believing, but I don't know.
Well, when I first saw that spirit, because like I said, I went into it.
I was like, oh, you know, I wanted to view the duality of what's more in control.
Like the light, the light side of me or the dark, you know?
And like, I don't know.
I was trying to be like self-reflective and cool or something.
I don't know.
And then like, yeah, I saw this thing and it mocked me, laughed at me.
And then when that disappeared, there was like these little skeleton figures and they had sombreros and ponchos on and they like were like chanting in Latin and doing like a little dance.
Well, like, let me, let me, I, I don't want to, I'm not trying to take your story lightly because I want to make sure we get some other people, though, uh, too.
But Daniel, I really appreciate that.
And I think that's a pretty common thing to where people awaken.
Remember, I used to be an agnostic myself, and then I became awakened to spirituality from taking mushrooms.
Well, like, I guess, I guess, um, I mean, maybe I wasn't like, I mean, I guess just the fact that I don't know, some people would be offended if you say something about Christianity.
And I guess, like, I don't know.
I always, I always listened to what people had to say, but then, like, I asked questions that were kind of like ignorant and like just like a sense of, you know.
You are on your path to discovery, and DMT got you there in the end.
And now, look at you, my man.
Now you've got a base of spirituality and you care more about life.
Most importantly, you appreciate being alive, man, which means you care about the people around you, right?
So I think you're going to have a more positive impact going forward.
So you should give yourself a pat in the back through that.
It doesn't matter how people get there.
It's just once they're there and they can recognize something differently, they can perhaps be more observant of those things and take things into account.
Well, you know, so I used to run a strip club up here in New York.
And obviously there was a lot of substance abuse in that environment.
And, you know, crazy stories are, you know, constantly I used to have strippers come back to my office because I was the general manager and just constantly they just break out.
You know, they do do lines off my deck and it's just great times, man.
You know, and because of that experience, I hate to say it, I cannot get an erection unless there's a stripper booing lines off my cock.
By the way, this is not a child-friendly show today.
We're taking Colin, so whatever happens, happens.
But you're saying from the stripper days, you sort of like fried your dope immune receptors to where you cannot get an erection unless a stripper is slamming lines off of your penis.
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That's correct.
I mean, I could sit there all day.
And like I said, you know, unless it's that predicament, it doesn't work.
You know, I'm not exactly like some people, like, weirded out by stuff.
I've just seen it a lot, and it just doesn't really phase me anymore.
There's a certain point where you watch enough morbidly obese fitness models on the internet where stuff just stops affecting you, you know, effectively.
But I think it's kind of interesting because I would say, chat, can we get ones in the chat?
Do you, are you ones in the chat if you're completely sober?
So, I have a lot of friends who struggle with cocaine addiction.
I think cocaine is one of those weird things that it shows up everywhere.
It's just, it's always show for some reason, especially when we work in media.
It's always everywhere, right?
I would say the majority of people I've met, or majority of people that work in media, I'll just leave it at that, have some form of like a drug or alcohol addiction.
And that's a lot of people in society.
And it's a net negative for sure.
Like, having an addiction to a substance is 100% a net negative.
I prefer just mostly stick to tobacco now, not even like cigarettes, but just like tobacco.
I'll occasionally smoke some cigarettes when I'm out in the town hanging out or whatever, but I leave it there.
But I think you got to be very, very careful with this.
Someone said Elijah's 23.
Add seven years to that, buddy.
I'm 30 years old, so I'm 30.
We'll leave it there.
Yeah, someone said I'm 16.
Yeah, I'm actually 16.
And I'm midget.
But yeah, I think that's a good advice.
And it makes you feel warm.
And I think that's sort of the allure of this stuff, is that it makes you feel like you're in some form of altered state.
Now that you're down the road, that you're older, do you still partake in this stuff?
Or have you gotten over it?
What's been your experience there?
unidentified
No, it's been years.
I'm an entrepreneur, so I work too hard to really take time to party or anything anymore.
So, you know, I think that was the big allure back in the day was just it was fun.
Everybody was doing it, you know, and then a bunch of your friends turned out to be heroin.
We have some of the best surf spots in the world out here.
It's pretty big surf out here.
You can get up to like 10 feet pretty easily on a swell.
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No, I'm originally from California, so I mean, I'm not like a good surfer, even a decent one, but like I've done it before.
And yeah, no, it's it's I thought it was pretty fun, but yeah, no, I mean, I've done like shrooms, I've never had anybody snort coke off my dick, but I've done coke before.
Did you try to snort it off your dick?
No, I mean, I tried to sort it off my own, but it's just you know, a couple more years of yoga and I could have had it.
And I swear to you, Master Chief descended upon me.
And I had an out-of-body experience where the great Spartan Sierra 117 himself carried me up through the tops of the college campus over top of all the stonework and masonry into the white clouds and had to fight the flood toe in my body.
Okay.
It changed my life.
And I woke up in a cold sweat in the chapel at this Christian college and was discovered by one of the campus safety people.
And they ended up checking me in to the hospital.
And I was fine.
But I sure shit felt better from the flu the next day.
So, you know, that's kind of my transcendental experience.
Are you still on that game, or did you chip, or did you change your antics?
Have you changed your behavior?
unidentified
You know what?
I never did it again, never touched the stuff.
Sometimes I take a toke of the devil's lettuce, as it were, but mostly I relegate myself to Adderalls and nicotine.
The Adderall is, you know, if we're getting confessional, insurance companies will prescribe you Adderall, or doctors will prescribe it, and insurance companies will pay for it.
But the trick is with Adderall, you don't really need to take it if you're smart.
You can just sell that shit and buy cigarettes and beer.
So that's kind of where my head was at with my Adderall stash.
Yeah, so basically they pay me for a Thursday exclusive show.
I'm always really transparent on Thursday nights.
It's only uncensored.
We do its own show only on Thursday nights at 10 o'clock live, and it's posted the next day or in the next couple hours.
But I told him, I said, dude, I think if someone's paying for a censored membership, they would want to know, like, if I'm going there, then can I get all the content in one place?
I'm even considering cutting the ads out when I upload these shows to censored, just cutting the ads out entirely and having ad-free stuff on there.
And so I decided to put all my content there to just add it to the queue because I figured, why not?
Someone's already paying for a censored membership.
Might as well get everything in one place.
Especially, it's also a good backup too in case they delete YouTube or things get age-restricted.
It's always just hard to find.
So I game game, I put these up on there for free because I love you guys and I want you to be able to watch and get more for your money.
But that being said, if you don't want them up and you would rather have me not, then don't worry about that as well.
We do love you guys, though.
You can also get the chat on how's my people doing in we'd have a couple more super chats as well on locals at Elijah.
Post the number in the locals chat.
I also like, at least you're like a very loyal person, but I've known Gavin for a lot of years.
So you can tell get you can tell on me to Gavin if you want to.
I don't mind.
Gavin will call me and he'll he'll give me a kiss.
You know, what I think we're actually going to get some calls from some dudes that had run trains with their mates on entire sororities, or one dude who was like a super chad who's taken down the entire cheerleading team.
Um, I'm uh out of Kenosha right now, grew up in Chicago.
Um, big fan, Elijah.
You guys are awesome.
Uh, I gotta say that you know, you keep us going, man.
It's good stuff.
Um, I grew up uh in Chicago, and just saying, um, there was one time that uh I had the first time I've ever done shrooms was the first time that I also did acid.
So, I had three different occasions in that same day.
Um, so I did shroom, didn't know really what I was up to.
Um, I'm sitting on a bench with my buddy who gave them to me.
Uh, his mother actually had won an award for the best garden in the neighborhood, okay?
So, this sick-ass garden, I'm looking at these big-ass sunflowers and shit when I'm tripping on shrooms.
My buddy decides he wants to look at me while he's sitting next to me, roll his eyes in the back of his head, and stick his tongue out and fucking go, ah, fucking.
So, I looked at him, I thought he was a devil.
I punched him in the face.
That was the first experience.
Um, secondly, um, in that same day, um, he's inside, I'm outside, I'm really tripping on shrooms this time, haven't taken the acid yet.
Um, and there's a bird like chirping at me, like real, real close to me, just chirping.
So, what the fuck are you chirping at?
You know, what's up, little bird?
And I see another bird just fly through the sky, okay?
Um, I think this was like September, October.
Anyway, um, I'm starting to like chirp back at this bird, just like you know.
Uh, I see another bird fly in the sky, dude.
There was a migration or some shit because hundreds of birds all of a sudden are flying in the sky.
I thought I was tripping, but I wasn't because other people witnessed it.
Well, the worst part about cocaine that no one tells you about, the worst part about cocaine is like the five to eight in the morning when you can't fall asleep and you feel like you're alone with your thoughts and you can't wake up.
But you can't sleep and you're just like the night's over and it's just you in your mind and you're like uh, you can't even masturbate if you wanted to because you can't get your dick card and you're like in this stuck moment um, nobody talks about that, it's just, it's this like real lonely moment and if you're lucky, you'll get like an hour or two of sleep and then you feel really weird and wonky.
Then you have to take an evening nap, and then you take the evening nap and you don't feel good for like three or four days, uh.
So I don't know how people do that stuff every day.
Uh, because I don't know, because every time i've done that stuff you know what I mean like it sticks with you, like you can tell it's poison, because it it makes you feel wonky for like four days, dude.
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Yeah, I mean, I don't know about you Elijah, but at the night after, it doesn't matter what time I did it the day after the morning, after whatever i'm, i'm and I smoke cigarettes, so i'm coughing my lungs out because that shit stuck in my throat, it's stuck in my nasal cavities.
It's not.
There's nothing good about it.
And unless you're doing it at the time, everything else after it is complete garbage, nonsense you don't want in your life.
Yeah, I know the blood, the blood clots like you, like your like nose, like you have like blood chunks coming out of your nose for like days, like you're just like you, just like you like sneeze and you just have like blood coming out.
And you're like um, like I have a friend who just had a deviated septum and got it uh, combined.
This is the good thing about this show is you never know what you're gonna get.
The show could end with like a sermon where i'm telling everyone to repent, or it could end with like insane drug stories and talking about blood chunks in the nose.
And that's where we are.
Everyone likes you too in the chat.
Uh, I think we also have the.
Where's the?
Uh, do we have the?
Yeah the, the rumble chat there?
Um, as well, people are saying the, yeah, the stove sober.
Yeah, stay sober.
So, that's what I was going to say, too.
Is I think the life is hard enough being sober.
It's true.
It's true.
It's like this is where drugs can really mess you up.
Although it is hard, though, I will say this.
This is why environment is really important.
Because the truth is, is when you remove yourself from the environment, you'll probably make better choices.
Because, like, when you're if you're still going to clubs and stuff, like the point is, is like, like, because I work in media and I'm always at meetings and stuff.
It's like only when I'm like at a meeting or I'm around like moguls or executives or like business owners that do I ever come across that kind of stuff, right, in my life.
Obviously, not out here.
I'm a good boy.
I would never break the law out here.
I love Australia.
I'm a good kid.
But I also would bring up the fact that the most important part is that, yeah, like in America, it's pretty common.
Now, I just had somebody call me the other night, just blitz on blow, like, and was like, dude, I need to stop doing this.
And the thing about here is that, you know, cocaine is about $300 to $500, depending on where you are per gram.
But in the U.S., it's about $50.
So it's much easier to have an addiction to that stuff in the U.S., especially in Orange County.
There's a lot of cities, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Orange County, New York, where like blow is sort of a part of the culture.
Like you just do it.
Drugs are very much more, I would say, a part of the culture than they are in Australia.
I think less people do drugs out here or don't do them as often.
I think if you don't, the thing is, also, too, like, when you grow up in a lower-income family, like I did, or a lot of people do, I think there's not really a lot of options to make money outside of at least selling some drugs.
Now, I sold a lot of outer roll in high school because that was like just dude, that was serious money, though.
Because you got that stuff for free from the doctor, and then you could sell it for 20 bucks.
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