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July 25, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Obama’s PERSONAL CHEF turned PRO SWIMMER.. DROWNED??

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elijah schaffer
Well, it's a great Monday.
While Obama's chef is, or I should say, was black, so drowning would not be off the options of what could have happened to him.
Footage was being released recently showing our fateful friend here was a proficient swimmer.
This is him kicking and swimming and enjoying himself in a lovely pool.
Now, how would somebody who swims for sport happen to die on the property of a former president?
We're going to find out about that and so much more on this episode of Knightly Offensive.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
This is a solo episode.
We will be taking Collins at the end of the show.
It's a great conspiracy, but we've got all the details.
Let's get into this.
Right, Sl- Like I said, my name is Elijah Schaefer, and we have a great show for you today.
I encourage you to check it out.
Oh, that's not the right person.
I'm a little bit off my game.
We got Brian directing on the back end, but I got to get him set up some of the buttons.
Oh, have we got a story for you guys?
Thank you so much for sending in your memes over the weekend.
I really appreciated them, including you guys making this amazing video, which was supposed to, I guess, be me.
This was comes from my Connor Turner herd.
You guys submitted this one?
I don't know if we can get that to load quickly.
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
My ice cream's so good.
Cowboy Roses.
Ice cream's so good.
Balloon.
Hey.
My ice cream is good.
So thank you so much for humiliating me on my own show.
I was actually telling people how that's not an interesting thing to do and you shouldn't do that.
And then somehow by telling you guys what I shouldn't be doing, you guys have switched the game and now you made me do it.
We do have a crazy story for you guys.
Don't forget to sign up at locals.
Join that community.
You can send the memes.
You can join the chat.
Like I said, you guys can be a part of the community.
It's a fantastic place to be.
Plus, there's no censorship there, and I'm not going to remove your messages unless you break the law.
But other than that, I don't care because it's not wrong to be a little bit cheeky.
You know what I'm saying?
Anyway, we got a great story for you guys.
Let's talk about this.
Obama's Sous Chef was found dead in a few feet of water.
Is this a conspiracy or is this an accident?
Our top story comes out, and at least one article was being honest.
Well, many people out there were trying to say that he died in a rip current.
Obama's Sous Chef actually died in a Massachusetts lake.
Very important fact here.
We're not talking about a massive ocean, right?
We're not talking about something that he died in some catastrophic high surf.
A man who was proficient at swimming and has videos of himself swimming in many different types of skill sets happened to die in a lake.
We're going to get into this story.
This comes from the Canberra Times.
This is, of course, an Australian publication.
It's already getting here.
Let's also start by saying this is not something funny to make fun of someone's death.
I don't know if he leaves behind children.
I don't know if he leaves behind a wife.
I don't even know if he was gay.
It doesn't really matter.
Death is a tragedy, and I don't want to just use this show to capitalize on somebody's death like this.
But I do have questions.
And so I think it's fair to have an investigation.
And so let's get into the backstory first of what happened.
So a missing paddleboarder whose body was recovered from a lake in the Massachusetts resort community of Martha's Vineyard was the personal chef to former U.S. President Barack Obama.
Tafari Campbell, 45, was the subject of a two-day search after a paddleboarder was seen to struggle and go under the water in Edgartown Great Pond near a home owned by the Obamas on Sunday night.
He had been a sous chef at the White House and came to work for the family after Obama completed his second term in 2016.
The former president and his wife, Michelle Obama, said in a statement on Monday that he was a beloved part of the family.
And they said in a joint statement that he was creative and passionate about food and its ability to bring people together.
In the years that followed, we got to know him as the warm, fun, extraordinarily kind person who made all of our lives a little bit brighter.
Okay, alarm bells, alarm bells, alarm bells.
We need confetti, alarm confetti.
This guy was paddleboarding.
Now, I want to set the stage for you.
He was paddleboarding in an area where the water at its deepest is eight feet, okay?
And in most of the area, it's three to four feet.
I want to bring up an example of what I'm talking about here because this was posted by somebody named Oil London on Twitter.
And essentially, what it was saying here was that Edgar Great Pond, where he drowned, has an area of 544 to 840 acres and a mean depth of 3 to 4.3 feet and a tidal range of about 0.6 feet.
It goes on to show that this was the area where he was found.
His body was found apparently about 100 feet from the shore at 8 feet depth.
So his body had drifted out.
However, it is interesting to me that at the very beginning of all this, individuals were trying to explain that he probably got caught out in a rip current.
There was a lot of information explaining upfront how this was 100% a natural death, right?
This was 100%.
You shouldn't question this death.
It's just, it's very common to have people die on your property.
Everybody has people die on their property.
Am I right?
I feel like that's a very common thing.
The Clintons have had 11 bodyguards, I think, die since they've been around.
And that's common too, not only to have bodyguards, but for them to die.
So this already kind of brings some suspicions to me because immediately it came out.
Let me see if I can bring this up.
So people came out and he admitted he was incorrect in this, right?
But Jordan Satchel, who's a great journalist, by the way, had brought up this post that a lot of people were bringing up, which was from his Instagram that had a still can't swim.
Now, the hashtag still can't swim on this image of him in the water, waiting in the water.
May mean that either A, he was making a black joke, which we do like on this show.
We love a good black guy who knows how to laugh at the black community.
Very good.
We'll find out later, by the way.
I got an award for my humor on the show and on Twitter.
I just got an award, and you'll find out later in the show what it is, because a publication wrote an op-ed on me recently.
Apparently, I'm still popular.
Except now it's just the list of the bad things they say about me is growing, which means I'm probably doing something correct.
At least I know how to swim, right?
I can give you that.
So he says he can't swim, but it goes on to develop and it says here, not only was he not able to swim, but then if you go further on in his Instagram after this post that was made, there's actually quite a bit of information here, right?
He said, update, the Obama chef was reportedly drowned later, became a proficient swimmer more from his IG feed.
This is very weird.
So the guy, like, I know how to swim.
And I want to hear where you're at, chat.
I want to open up locals chat.
I want to see this.
People said most autistic dyslectic award.
Yeah.
Slow AF.
I don't even know what that means.
Please.
I'm a turtle when swimming.
Okay, I guess that's what we're doing.
Oh, yeah.
Remember that article that I got busted masturbating in public?
I love the articles about me.
They get better every single week.
But I also want to see this too.
You know, I mean, does this raise suspicions to you guys?
Can I get ones in the chat if this is raising suspicions in Rumble?
Ones in chats if this is raising suspicion.
Twos in chats if you think it was an accident.
I just need to know if you guys think this was genuinely a, if this genuinely happened or if this was an accident.
Because I feel like this does have some of the alarm bells of suspicion, but I'm also not going to pretend like I know what's going on here because I really don't.
But I want to get ones in chats, ones in chats.
Do we know that?
How about the YouTube chat?
YouTube chat?
We got lots in the YouTube chat.
A lot in the YouTube chat.
Everybody thinks it's suspicious.
Sussy, Castrus Boosie.
He don't look here at Lameo.
Okay, so I do look here.
I'm here.
Fuck you.
Okay, I'm here.
Don't complain.
I'm also getting the chat.
We got a lot of ones in the chat too.
I wonder how locals is too, if you guys are chilling in the chat.
We got some 666s, a lot of ones.
All right, make sure that you're staying in the chat.
So I wanted to bring up this interesting fact here of like, okay, yeah, I don't even swim enough to literally have a way to measure how much I swim, right?
I have no idea.
I don't measure myself.
That's a weird thing.
You have to be somewhat competitive.
And then he has like images and pictures of him swimming in a very beyond proficient way.
Some would even say professional.
So now we have the stage set where you have this professional swimmer who competitively times himself that drowns in a shallow pond and isn't found for two days.
Am I getting that correct?
Am I getting that right?
I think I'm getting that right.
Suspicious.
Suspicious.
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Okay, so continuing on with the story getting weird is I we are going to take some calls uh later on in the show as well, but I do appreciate everybody saying that he drowned suddenly.
So this is where it actually gets kind of strange, right?
Not only did the Obamas, the Obamas weighed in and said he was like family.
That this brother was actually like a brother, which to me means that he did have close connection.
Because when you have a brother or you have someone that you're a family with, that means that you know them intimately and coincidentally, they know you intimately as well.
Okay, so that is a strange thing.
But the weirdest part about the story that I continue to not understand is the fact that somebody else had a Sue chef or a chef, I should say, that died mysteriously in a fatal drowning accident, right?
I don't know if you remember this, but let's bring this up here.
Former White House chef 61 drowned during fatal hike in New Mexico.
Walter Sheps 61 was found dead in Sangre de Cristo Mountains near Taos.
He had set off to go fishing, but failed to return.
Police said he drowned in the mountain drainage 25 yards from the trail.
He was an executive chef at the White House for 11 years under President Bill Clinton and George Bush.
So I'm going to leave this on the screen so people can know that I'm not lying here.
But we have a there's been another chef who's died from drowning in the last decade that was connected to the Clintons.
Isn't that crazy that everybody that's connected to them just seems to die?
I don't even understand.
And they get really touchy about it, right?
This is the problem with these people.
They get so touchy.
Let me see if I can look up this clip here.
Anthony Weiner.
Let me see if I can get this up.
Yeah, so check this out.
So I don't know if you remember this, but Anthony Weiner was on the podcast.
Let me see what he says.
I just watched Patrick David's interview with Anthony Weiner.
It's a masterclass.
Yeah, watch this.
Let me see if do we have a is there a shorter clip anywhere?
They're all pretty long.
So Anthony Weiner, who, by the way, is an individual who has a questionable past, also was convicted of some things and ended up having some pretty, I think his wiener.
His name's Wiener, and he was sending dick pics, which, hey, is sending dick pics the problem?
No.
But sending dick pics to minors, yes.
So that was his problem.
But I think he came on and he was asked about this on what was going on with the Clintons and all their bodyguards dying.
And it's remarkable about his responses to this.
He gets very, takes it very personal.
unidentified
Thread, you can find whatever's making him money.
Whatever's getting him attention is what he's doing.
It's clear to me that this attention grab around anti-vaxxing is a money grab.
You can go there.
They're featuring now on Amazon, especially for the election.
Let me see.
patrick bet-david
That this is a crisis that is happening with minors around the world, with what's going on around the border right now where kids are coming unaccompanied.
This is a real issue.
Do you see that as a top five crisis in America today?
unidentified
It's a huge problem.
I didn't know that's what the movie was about.
It's a huge problem.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I don't know.
There's this interview.
You can watch it.
There's a lot more into the interview, but he has them on the show, and I don't know why that's not the clip.
I read it.
That's what I thought that clip was.
I guess this is it right here.
patrick bet-david
Here it is.
How is it that the reputation that follows them as people close to them die?
Why is that a story that many people believe in?
unidentified
Are the Clintons in their 70s yet?
You don't think I can make a list of other people who are 70-something years old and say this person died?
patrick bet-david
How come they haven't done that with Bush?
unidentified
Hold on a second.
patrick bet-david
How come they haven't done that with Bush?
He's on the same side.
unidentified
I have no freaking idea why it happened.
patrick bet-david
How come they haven't done that with Brother?
unidentified
Hold on a second.
So are you saying, so you agree with what I'm saying?
patrick bet-david
How come they haven't done that with Reagan?
How come they have a none that we carry?
unidentified
What point are you making about these men and women?
How is it so many people close to them died?
How is it so many people close to everybody die?
How is you suggesting?
Okay.
patrick bet-david
I'm asking the question.
unidentified
You're asking a bizarre question.
patrick bet-david
Exactly.
unidentified
Did people die?
Did people die?
No, what pisses me off, and I'm going to say this again because you apparently are not listening to me.
You read a list of people off an obscure website of a conspiracy theory taking a Venn diagram of everyone that ever worked in the orbit of someone who served in public life for 50 years.
And you listed them, including people in the military, including strangers you could not pull out of a.
And you are implying that there's something to fair.
Let me finish my thought.
Let me finish my thought.
patrick bet-david
Please do so because I got another question.
Let me finish my thought.
unidentified
You're implying both with the question and with the website.
The website says it explicitly.
You're implying.
elijah schaffer
Look, he's really triggered.
So when you confront people associated with the Clinton Foundation, like I'm not even knocking him, you know, in his life.
I don't really know anything about his career either, but I think I'm too young for that.
But what I do understand is that he basically is mad that we're asking, why stuff like this keeps happening, right?
Why former White House chef dies?
And then, you know, why it continues to be that there is another guy dies that's connected in a drowning.
Like, I don't even know if people drowning.
Maybe he cramped up.
Maybe it's just an accident.
I don't know.
But I can tell you that there seems to be a little bit of a cover-up and something a little bit of an issue there.
Anthony Weiner knows, the chat says.
The chat says Anthony Weiner knows.
And also, people said that he is a goblin as well.
I don't know what that means.
He's a goblin.
And some of us, you said a leveled up demon.
Let me see in the YouTube chat as well, how you guys doing there and what's going on.
People said he's very triggered.
It was very sus, right?
In the chat and says that, look, it isn't coincidence.
They got deaded, plain and simple.
And I feel like there is a lot of truth to that.
And there is a lot of reality to being deadened in the water.
It's called Drowned Suddenly.
It's a new series that I'm bringing up.
Remember, we are going to be taking some phone calls later in the show.
So stay up to tune for that phone numbers.
You can call in and weigh in on this issue.
We'll be taking in some phone calls later on.
But this story to me is interesting.
It is interesting.
I did know that they said there was another paddleboarder.
This is the end of the story here, this story particularly.
There was another story, another paddleboarder that witnessed what was going on.
And I don't know if you saw this, but there was CCTV footage that actually showed who it was.
Check this out.
You guys seen this?
That's who it was.
That was the guy that was, that was, that was the guy.
Yeah, death is hilarious, huh?
People dying because they know too much is absolutely hilarious.
Let's just continue to laugh at death, right?
Death is so funny.
Aha.
But I don't want to work for these people.
I'll just say that.
I would also, as we transition into the lol category, I'm going to tell you in this next section about in the lol category, about what I got awarded for an award.
But first, I'd like to talk about the Matrix.
It appears that there is a new virus on the loose.
Are we all going to die?
Let's check it out.
All right, all right, all right.
Top of the news, alert.
A man has tested positive for potentially fatal coronavirus called MERS Cove in the city of Abu Dhabi.
The World Health Organization says, out of all the recorded cases, the virus has a 36% fatality rate, according to the WHO.
They recommend surveillance of both humans and animals because of its high fatality rate, large geographical range, and lack of medical interventions.
Who has also listed MERS-COVID as the high-priority pathogen in order to maintain control of the virus?
Do you trust the World Health Organization?
Why or why not?
Is that a real question, Nick?
Anyway, this is a new SARS CoV virus that apparently is on the move, right?
It's being released.
It has a 36% fatality rate.
Some people said 33, some people said 35.
I don't really entirely know.
But here's what we know about the virus because they're trying to make people afraid.
And I'm so tired of pretending to live in fear, right?
I just don't care anymore.
I really, really don't.
Let's continue without supporting you.
Yes, Reuters, we'll continue here.
A man tests positive for MERS in Abu Dhabi near Omen border.
A 28-year-old man has tested positive for the potentially fatal Middle East respiratory syndrome coronavirus.
Ah, wow.
Yeah, scary stuff.
Scary stuff the Middle East is.
The man in the city of Alawin has admitted to the hospital last month, the WHO said in a statement.
Health officials had checked 108 people and he was in contact with, but no secondary infections had turned up so far.
Until they need to, right?
The WHO said that it had come into contact with dromedary camels.
That sounds sexual.
Sounds very sexual.
Hmm.
Maybe it's just coomer brain.
But I feel like that sounds like it's illegal in America.
Anyway, dromedary camels.
That's scary.
Which spread the disease that it's separate from COVID-19.
It gave no more details on this current situation.
But it was saying that it's less, but yeah, I guess they're saying that there's been over 2,605 cases and 936 deaths that have been reported on this since like 2010 or something like that.
But so then I don't think we need to be afraid of this, right?
The media just likes to ramp up fear porn and they're always trying to get us afraid of all of this stuff.
They want us to be afraid.
But do you know what I'm actually still afraid of?
I'm afraid of the fact that doctors recently said that this exact phrasing, that they don't understand what this random uptick of cancer is in young people.
I am confused on why sportscasters, this just happened last week, I think, or just yesterday.
ESPN analyst Shaka Hislop 54 collapsed on live TV.
And I'm concerned why this keeps happening and why people who speak on television keep passing out.
unidentified
He's on the naughty set from VSG.
He's not come on the tour of Japan.
Obviously.
Shaq!
To what happened ahead of the game.
Obviously, my mate Shaka not here, but as it stands, it's good news.
He's conscious.
He's talking.
I think he's a little embarrassed about it all.
He's apologized profusely.
Not a man who likes people to make a fuss of him.
Obviously, far too early to make any sort of diagnosis.
But the important thing is that Shaka's conscious and we spoke to his family as well.
Could you imagine seeing that happen live?
There can't be many.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I can imagine seeing that live.
I've seen that happen live a lot recently.
There are compilations of just watching people pass out.
Now, I have passed out, right?
Have you ever done heroin?
I've never shot up heroin.
I just wanted to know if anyone in the chat has done heroin.
One's in the chat if you've done heroin.
Two's in the chat if heroin did you.
It was that year and you were violated and heroin did you.
So that's genuinely, I wonder, did anyone do heroin?
But it is pretty alarming, right, that this happened.
It is pretty, pretty, pretty scary that something like this occurred.
And it's happening more often than not.
And it's genuinely happening all over the internet.
And I want to bring up an interesting point here about the media hyping things up.
The Guardian has been, if you live in Europe or you live anywhere around, you would know that they continually hype up and freak people out over the weather.
In Australia, they're doing this too.
They're trying to make you afraid of the weather.
Well, they put together this like dramatic dramatization.
I'm like dyslexic.
They put this Hollywood level propaganda about the weather this last week.
And they're trying to get people afraid.
We saw in the last episode, some kid thought that animals were dying in the pond because they couldn't breathe or they were too hot.
Check this out.
This is literally what they're showing children.
Here's how extreme weather has battered the planet in only seven days.
unidentified
Oh, Greece, there's a fire on the hill.
elijah schaffer
Oh, wow.
unidentified
Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
India, there was a river flooded.
elijah schaffer
There was a flood.
South Korea, a dam broke.
A levee broke.
unidentified
China, a levee broke Rain It's hot.
elijah schaffer
It's hot, everybody.
Look at that.
unidentified
Fire.
elijah schaffer
This is a climate emergency.
Uruguay, there's mud sites on the hills.
Tunisia, Turkey, there was some fire in the summer.
Isn't this crazy?
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Gaza, the dogs are hot.
Switzerland has fires.
Spain, some fires.
Wow.
Scary stuff.
Scary stuff.
Yeah, in the summer, there's usually a lot of fires.
You know what's crazy?
There's not a lot of fires in Australia right now because we're in winter.
So it's wild that the northern hemisphere, yes, I'm a globe cuck, apparently.
But the northern hemisphere is having fires in the summer.
That's a remarkable thing.
I never would have thought, right?
Who would have thought that?
Don't you also think it's weird, too, that now Twitter is called X, that they changed the name of Twitter.
See the logo at the top?
Twitter is not called Twitter anymore.
It's just called X. Remember when Facebook renamed Tometa?
And now Twitter's called X.
I don't know.
I don't know if I care if anyone cares what I feel about that.
Nobody really cares what I feel about anything, to be completely honest.
That's kind of the saddest thing about being a man is that nobody gives a shit.
You just have to embrace that because nobody really cares what you're feeling as a man.
And you feel a lot of things, but you just have two choices.
You either bottle them up or you sell the high seas with the boys and crack open some rum on the Atlantic shores and you conquer indigenous people and you conquer their land.
It is.
You have two choices.
You choose, Western man.
You choose.
You choose, Western man.
But it is crazy.
Yeah, I know I'm a climate denier.
We will be talking a little bit about that.
Do you want to give a huge shout out to one of our sponsors for today, which of course would be none other than one of my favorite brands in the world that's going to help you survive the climate disaster?
We're talking about four patriots, but seriously, though, there are disasters.
So, climate disasters, that's ridiculous because there's, of course, there's fires and there's floods and there's hurricanes and there's earthquakes and you need to be prepared.
Plus, there's like stupid people out there that just that are that are panic buying rice.
Have you seen that?
All the Indians panic buying rice in Dallas?
It's ridiculous.
Yeah, I know, because there's like some rice shortages, apparently.
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Somebody just said, yes, there are thousands of people watching you across platforms.
unidentified
That's true.
elijah schaffer
So maybe a few people care about what I'm saying.
Lameo.
And someone says it's all carbs.
No, it's not all carbs.
There's proteins too, but also when you're in an emergency, I think you'll be fine eating macaroni and cheese.
You can get off your keto diet when you're dying.
If I had to choose between dying and eating macaroni and cheese, I would eat macaroni and cheese.
And I would want it cooked by a sous chef that isn't killed by the Obamas.
You know, if I had a choice.
If I had a choice, I would.
All right.
I was nominated for an award.
This is actually pretty funny.
I was nominated for an award this week.
I thought people had stopped for a few months.
People thought when I left Blaze because of all just like, they thought my show got canceled.
And a lot of my viewers don't even know.
A lot of SOBs, you guys don't even know the show still is on.
Many people don't get notifications for it.
But people started rewriting right-wing watch, Media Matters.
Everyone started rewriting articles about me recently in their attempt to de-platform me, which we'll find out at the end of this week.
My new show is supposed to launch.
So you'll be getting some promos and some information on that.
But you can't de-platform me anymore because I've de-platform-proofed my audience.
That's kind of cool.
Let's check this out.
These are funny stories.
Stopantisemitism.org nominated me last week I didn't even, I've barely found out this week.
I barely found out that I was nominated anti-Semite of the week, but RFK was nominated this week.
So I didn't stay in the leaderboard, right?
I didn't stay in the, I didn't stay up at the top.
So I didn't stay up at the top.
It is really remarkable, too, how they just didn't get anything right, right?
Like they just, they just didn't get anything correct.
Like they've got all the information wrong.
They said that I was, you know, controversial, that Glenn Beck fired me because we had clashes.
And they said that I worked for Glenn Beck.
I've never worked for Glenn Beck.
And then they said I had 1 million followers and I have like nearly 2 million.
So that's kind of sad.
But it is really funny when you go down, though, is they go on to say, this is the funniest article because they actually make me look very good.
And they don't point out any anti-Semitism.
They do say that on multiple occasions, Schaefer was invited to Jew hater Nick Fuentes on his podcast.
Fuentes was named Stop Anti-Semitism's Anti-Semite of the Week.
They go on to like, this is like a really like conclusive article where they really go through, like they even got this wrong, right?
In December of 2021, the Illinois Holocaust Museum announced their requirements of COVID-19 vaccination cards for their visitors.
Schaefer tweeted them with the caption, are Jews allowed in without papers?
And they didn't get the point of the tweet.
It was like the irony was that a Holocaust museum was requiring identity, like COVID papers to get in.
If anything, I was being sympathetic with the Holocaust here, which I think is funny.
I'm not going to try to defend myself because that's cringe, but I just mean, like, they didn't even get the point of the tweet, right?
And they also talked about like in 2020, LAPD recalled to a house party of an influencer at a time when the public gatherings were encouraged to be minimal.
Schaefer tweeted that these people would have reported the Jews to the Gestapo.
They would have.
In the COVID, people, like, these are like, these are like tweets that are actually pro-Jewish, which is funny.
Because, I mean, some of these, like, they got really mad.
Remember this one?
Do you believe the Jews disproportionately control the world institutions, banks, and are waging war on white Western society?
And they got really mad about this, right?
They said most shockingly last week, Schaefer asked his 624,000 followers if they believe that Jews controlled institutions.
I don't even remember tweeting this.
I was probably drunk when I tweeted that.
I remember when Hitler and Jews had different cultural norms.
I don't even know what that means, to be completely honest.
But they went through my entire Twitter and, you know, I think, yeah, they said like in August of 2022, weeks before firing from Blaze Media, Schaefer hosted a panel of racist and anti-Semitic guests.
Like, this is the funniest shit.
Like, they don't even know anything about Blaze.
They don't know anything about my guests.
But this is really funny, though.
I think I might sue this publication, though.
I might, because they made a lot of false claims in here.
And I just don't know if you can get away with that, like about my personal life and stuff.
A lot of slander.
I've considered suing some of these people, but it's very hard to do when you're a public figure, you know?
But still, also, these people suing these people, getting into a money fight with this, with stop antisemitism.org.
I don't think that's going to be a very easy thing to do.
They seem to have a lot of money, these anti-hate group people.
He says the three delved into gross racial stereotypes of various marginalized groups, and the men spoke about Jewish bakeries and media involvement where one host, it was a guest, said they love ovens.
Schaefer responded, why do you think I work here?
If you want to get into the media, who are you going to work for?
How is that anti-Semitic?
The board of like every major right-wing publication and company is basically run by Jews for the, like, and they have the interest of Israel.
That's one of the top priorities.
And they get awards from Israel.
And even Trump does.
So why is that weird?
I worked for like the Zionist side of the media.
So I was being honest, right?
At least I was being honest.
He followed by saying, keep your inner circle white so your shit doesn't get stolen.
Not very creative, Elijah.
I feel bad because when people quote like my inappropriate comments, they're not even that good.
Like it sucks when you're like not even good at racism.
You know what I mean?
Like I'm not even good at being a hate.
Like they call me hateful, but I'm not even good at it.
So that's not, that's, I'm not even good at being a bad person, right?
Like, that's, that's an, that's an unfortunate thing.
Realistically, I feel like I'm one of the most like mismaligned people for no reasons.
Like, I literally have helped so many people get ahead in their careers and lives, and I've never asked anything of them.
And they always try to take me out, though.
I've told you guys for years, they've been trying to take me out.
They always will, but they're not going to.
Like, I just, like, I don't give a fuck anymore, like, what they say.
Call me names.
Like, maybe you're like that too.
I don't care anymore.
Say I'm an evil person.
Say I've done terrible things.
You know what I mean?
Slander me, say things about my past.
Do whatever.
I don't give a fuck.
I just don't care.
I don't care.
Okay.
They are literally satanic pedophiles running the world that drink baby's blood.
So don't mind me if I don't give a shit about what these people write about.
Plus, usury is like the worst crime in the history of like the world ever, says LA like Elijah.
Okay.
That's my valley girl mindset there.
Usury is one of the worst sins in the world and it's destroying people's lives, pushing people to suicide.
So why don't you fact check who's behind the usury before you start talking shit on me for simply just acknowledging a people group.
I don't understand why how they call everybody an anti-Semite.
I mean, there's so much more in this, right?
That I'm like, like, this is my favorite one.
They wrote a lot of articles about this one that I claimed the Zionist movement of America was sponsoring a CPAC event, which is like not, I didn't even say it was a bad thing.
I just said, like, they even said here that I said Qatar, China, Russia, were like seem to be influencing the right-wing politics, right?
But they don't care.
They don't care.
And that's the hypocrisy in this like, you know, calling people Nazis and anti-Semites trope because you can criticize any other country.
And I've brought this up and how we're so cucked.
Because one time I tweeted out that I hated the Chinese.
Okay.
I think I've mentioned that a few times before.
But I've also tweeted out that I hate the Brits.
And I've said on the show, I don't really like British people very much.
But nobody gets mad when you say you don't like white countries.
Nobody even cares, even on the right.
But the moment that I tweeted about the Chinese, I got in trouble, right?
I genuinely got reprimanded for it.
And so it's like interesting.
They'll come to the defense of the Chinese.
Like in this, you know, but in this, I can, I can criticize Russia, Qatar, and China's involvement, but just not Israel's involvement.
Like, I don't know.
I don't see what the hypocrisy is.
And then they got it wrong here, too.
They said he mentioned the non-existent Zionist movement of America as a sponsor.
And they thought that I meant that as a proper noun.
See how they put like capital Z M A, like as if that's like a group, like a nonprofit, like a 5013C, and they sponsor CPAC.
That's that, dude.
I was just talking about the Zionist movement of America, which I used to be a very strong Zionist at one point in my life, right?
People have, there's a lot of, why don't they unearth my pro-Zionist tweets from 2019?
Because it would, because then maybe they would realize that this is just a bunch of bullshit, right?
This is like crazy stuff.
But this is what it is.
Oh, yeah.
And then they also said that I, you know, I defended Kanye West based.
That's pretty good.
I'm pretty happy about that.
Okay, enough of that.
I just thought that was funny.
Chat.
I don't know if you think that's funny as well, but I find that to be quite interesting, how like this is like what they do.
And I don't think that this show is hateful at all.
Or maybe it is.
Because hate is such a colloquialism that doesn't mean anything anymore.
Like it doesn't mean anything.
And I hate to be pedantic and to get into some sort of like a sad state of affairs, but it's like, if you are effective and you're speaking the truth and you Google your name and you don't look like a bad person, you're probably not speaking the truth.
I'm just saying, right?
If they're not writing hit articles on you and they're not trying to make you look like a shitty person without evidence, by the way, always like, oh, he's just a bad person.
And this person said this and that person said this and this person said this.
Well, fuck your shit.
How about that?
Never thought about that.
I don't even care.
Locals chat making fun of me, which I do love, right?
Me as a Chinaman.
I am a China man.
Everyone was mad at some TikToker for making fun of Asians.
I guess, is that making fun of Asians?
I would never know.
I like Asians.
I like their food.
I like their chicken, right?
So I have no idea.
They're making fun of us.
They're making fun of us.
All right, we got to move on.
We've got to move on.
Chat.
I want to check in with you guys, see how you're doing, YouTube chat, as well as the Rumble chat and how we are moving around.
But they said that I brought on violent hateful anti-Semites.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I just think it's just a weird, it's just a weird, it's a weird thing.
It's a weird world we live in.
It is a strange thing.
It is strange things.
So that's weird.
That is weird.
But I guess I got voted anti-Semite of the week last week.
There you go.
Weird, weird world, right?
Weird world.
All right.
We've got to look at something funny.
I guess I was going to put that.
That was funny, right?
We got something funny.
We already did.
All right, let's look at WTF.
These are the things that are too weird that don't make it the other things.
I don't know what's going on, but I do think the Trump DeSantis fight is hilarious.
Check this out.
Well, I think nothing is more boring than the fight between DeSantis and Trump's people.
Although I will say Trump's people are funny and DeSantis' people are actually not.
It is quite hilarious to watch.
I didn't think that DeSantis would win the primary, but I am, I don't know if I'm alone in this and being absolutely shocked at how quickly his campaign collapsed and just burned out.
And everyone's like, he's really going hard.
No, he's not.
Even if you like him, I think he's a great governor of Florida, but his campaign's not doing well.
And I think it's just silly.
I had wrote on Twitter.
I have a bunch of tweets saved about how all the pro-DeSantis people were going to switch back to Trump in 2024.
And you were going to see them.
They will.
But I love Cassandra McDonald shared this screenshot.
She works with thegatewaypunt.com, which I work with the gateway as well.
If you want to know where my video was, I was supposed to have my new video up yesterday.
And I did submit it, but I think it got axed.
I just think it got axed.
That's just what happens in publications, right?
You just, you make content, you submit it.
And like, I've had, I've just had, I've had lots of videos.
I probably have, I've had a lot of things axed.
And it wasn't like a censorship thing.
It was just like they went in a different direction with another story and they were like, whatever.
It doesn't matter.
But we're just, it's growing paint.
It's a new, it's a new contract I have.
So if you don't know that, I'm making videos for thegatewaypunt.com every Monday and Friday.
I have a mini show that covers the week, the weekend news on Mondays.
It should be right on the front of the website.
And then on Fridays, it covers the week's news.
So you can get caught up.
But Bill Mitchell.
Let me see if I can get into this.
Bill Mitchell said, let's evaluate the Trump train or evaluate the Trump Brain Trust.
In the past two days, two of Trump's chosen spokesmen, Raheem Kassam and Alex Brusowitz, have called me a homosexual thundercunt and an aging lesbian.
Sorry, boys.
I'm straight.
Keep looking.
You'll find your special someone.
Now, Bill Mitchell, I follow Bill Mitchell.
Bill Mitchell follows me.
I don't know what Bill Mitchell does.
Like a lot of people.
Like, the thing is, I don't like to attack people on my show, and I don't like personal drama.
You guys will hear me repeat that a lot, so I don't get into that.
Could I attack a lot of people?
Could I?
Yes.
Yes, I could.
Luckily, I treat people oftentimes better than they treat me, genuinely.
But I don't think I'm going to spend my time getting into like a fight over DeSantis and Trump and like call someone a thundercunt.
But Alex Brusowitz is funny as hell.
Like, he's so funny.
He just like posts memes of DeSantis people and they respond.
And so I'm not attacking Bill Mitchell because I don't know anything about Bill Mitchell and I, he could be a great guy, right?
I have no idea.
But I do love the need to clarify that you're straight on the internet, right?
Sorry, boys.
I'm straight.
And he probably is, right?
I'm not one to judge.
I sound like an absolute faggot, you know?
A little bit less these days, but I'm not judging him if he's not straight, right?
I mean, maybe he is not.
Is there anything wrong with that?
It's 2023.
I thought that was cool now.
But I do love the fact that like Jebba, you know, Jebba Ellis and like these other people, they get so offended by memes.
And I've watched them, these adults.
Like, I think DeSantis actually lost his momentum from his influencers on Twitter.
Chat, is anyone familiar with this?
Am I sounding retarded or do you agree with me?
I don't know if any of you are on Twitter and if you'd know anything about what was going on, but they literally were fighting with each other like to such an extent.
Let me see.
Yes.
Do anyone?
It's called X Now Retard.
Yeah, there's me.
That's me.
Not gay.
Sorry, boys.
But I'm straight.
Who says that?
A grown man.
And someone said I'm an anti-Semite.
Okay.
Yep.
Yeah, that was me.
Do you remember when I looked like this when I started the show?
Does anyone remember that?
Because I still do look like that.
There's a little bit of that in me.
But I want to see if anyone knows about how they are literally, I guess you guys are.
Okay.
Yeah, we agree with you.
And you do sound retarded and gay.
I'm asking you guys a question about the Twitter fights and wondering if you also recognize the reality of people getting into fights over this stuff.
But maybe you're not paying attention and maybe you just don't care.
That's totally fine.
I'm not mad about it.
Let's continue on with the story because there's not much more that I need to talk about with that.
Okay.
But I thought this was really funny that these are grown people defending themselves.
And that's why when Cassandra McDonald just said, I love this app.
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All right.
We have more to look at here that I want to talk about.
So there was this video that came up about men, whether men can get pregnant.
And the street interviewer, he went to Harlem and to Columbia University.
And I found it to be absolutely amazing what his questions were when he went to each of the different places.
Check this out.
This is so good.
unidentified
And we're going to go to Harlem and ask the same question.
Do you guys think men can get pregnant?
If you identify as a man and you have the reproductive parts to get pregnant, then yeah, you can get pregnant.
elijah schaffer
Like it's a yes.
unidentified
Obviously, it's a yes.
There's no other, no question.
Someone that identifies as a man can have a uterus and potentially get pregnant.
If like the man has the same body structure like women with the like here, maybe he get pregnant.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Although I will say this is kind of funny because I know he was trying to make fun of her for being a Columbia student, but he low-key just made up fun of an ESL speaker.
Because she said women's plural because she doesn't speak English, not because she's retarded and in college.
So that's a clarification.
Like a small little detail, right?
That's why she did that.
Now watch this.
unidentified
You're transgender.
I believe you can do the whole procedure.
So you define your way into pregnancy, right?
You can now.
Yeah.
Can men get pregnant?
I want no part of this.
Well, yes.
Do you want any part of it?
So that was Columbia, and this is Harlem.
And we're going to ask the same question.
Can men get pregnant?
What do you guys think?
Can men get pregnant?
I don't know.
Men cannot get pregnant.
Yes, they don't got a uterus.
Hello.
They don't have a uterus.
A lot of people have been telling us they can.
elijah schaffer
What are your thoughts on that?
unidentified
I think that's outrageous, bro.
We're men.
We're here to like, you know, put the seed inside the female.
What's you call them?
Seahorses.
We're not that.
We ain't no fing sea horses.
We fing get them pregnant.
Man is not that baby.
God created woman and man to make baby.
That's men.
A lot of people have been telling us that men.
elijah schaffer
I love like black old women.
They just have simple world views.
Like men no get pregnant.
That's men.
And like people make fun of simple people, but simple people are the most reasonable individuals, right?
Because they just like, you just tell them like, hey, don't be gay and try to follow God.
unidentified
And then they go, all right.
elijah schaffer
And then you have all these like, you know, uppity people from Columbia University.
unidentified
Like, well, you know, if a man identifies as a woman, he could get pregnant.
elijah schaffer
It's like, dude, you're so retarded that you don't even see the stupidity in your own statement.
You've convinced yourself of a reality that doesn't exist.
Like your life is not only useless, you're wasting our supply of air.
It would be better if you never existed at all, perhaps.
Though you might have some redeeming values and some characters where you could be brought to a place of restoration at this point in purpose, all the degrees in the world aren't going to save you from getting monkeypox.
You degenerate smuck.
These people are retarded.
They are retarded and they're not very bright.
And that's the weirdest thing is why are people at universities now the dumbest people in the country?
You ever notice that?
People who attend college typically come out even more stupid than they went in.
And universities give you four years of classes, but it looks like you've lost IQ points at the very end and like you've been programmed in some sort of artificial brainwashing, you know, program to where you just now think like everyone else.
I've very rarely seen anyone come out of college thinking better.
The only time that I think you like, maybe you just, maybe everyone should just do mushrooms on their last day of college and then open up their mind.
Or they need to come to Christ and repent.
Who knows?
unidentified
And can get pregnant.
elijah schaffer
Have you been hearing this at all?
unidentified
No, I have I have not.
You don't have a clue what they're talking about.
No.
Do you have any idea what they're talking about?
No, not really.
They're telling me that if a man has those parts, then they can get pregnant.
That's what they were saying.
Is that making any sense to you?
No, not really.
No, don't have uterus, but you really can't.
They don't make no sense.
Only women do.
So what's your opinion on that?
That they think men can get pregnant.
Sounds kind of dumb to me.
I'll tell you what.
elijah schaffer
Notice it's all the white people, too.
Like, well, I'll just think that you know men could get pregnant.
Dude, the white birth rate is dropping because the women aren't having enough kids.
And you're retarded.
I keep saying, I need to stop saying retarded this episode.
I just keep calling everyone.
That's how I feel today.
I'm just in one of those moods.
I've had a lot of work to do.
I've just been driving a lot.
It's been a very, it's just been a stressful time.
I have a new show starting.
There's just a lot going on.
It's just hard being.
It's just hard sometimes being independent and there's just a lot to do.
Luckily, I'm getting some help now by lovely people like Brian, who's helping me set up the streams and stuff so that we're not starting like 30 minutes late, right?
That's Brian.
So we can get a little cheers for Brian.
Can we get some Brians in the chat for Brian helping me set up the streams that they're on time or at least like within like, and if they're not exactly on time, it's usually just a tech issue with like the studio.
He's solving it and it would have been 30 minutes late.
If it's five minutes late, it would have been 30 minutes late.
Thank you, Brian.
We're very happy.
Bees in the chat.
Yeah, but these people don't even get how dumb they sound.
And that's the weird part about modernity.
It's not about being right.
It's about sounding right and about agreeing with the narrative.
And if you agree with the narrative, then you are right because it's about mob rule and about supporting each other's opinions and ideas.
But don't be afraid to go against mob rule.
Don't be afraid to think outside of the box because like this is literally damaging us.
I hate these people.
I hate them.
You know what?
I take that back.
I love them, but I hate them.
I hate that I hate them.
God forgive me.
Let's continue before I sin anymore.
unidentified
What we've been hearing.
So they say that if a man has a uterus, has a woman's parts, then they can get pregnant.
That's what they're telling me.
Okay, okay, I guess that makes sense.
But they would be a woman.
God is the creator of this world as far as I know.
He made a woman and he made a man.
And he made us for a purpose.
Man is never going to have a baby.
So people that's thinking like that are crazy.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
People that's thinking like that are crazy.
Exactly.
They are.
And that's why they've tried to take even Christ out of the black community because these people know what's up.
One thing black people don't do is lie about gay stuff.
If you suss, they'll call you out on it.
Everybody knows that's the truth.
Black people do not put up with that.
Maybe in prison a little bit, and a lot of them do go, but we're praying for them.
But these lovely black women, they're the best.
They're literally the best.
They are absolutely the best of the best.
All right, we got more of the show for you guys today.
And it's going to be on, we're going to be switching over to locals and to rumble only.
This is the part of the show where I put the locals or put the rumble chat.
Remember, you can support the show directly at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
It's free to join.
You can keep watching the live.
You don't have to switch.
And you can join the community and you can be in the uncensored chat, which I think is absolutely toxic in some ways, but also a great community.
They really are absolutely great, you know, and you can even send super chats in here, right?
People sent us flying, I mean, sailing on the open seas.
Dubstep said, congrats on being the anti-Semite of the week.
You did it.
Toxic Voice said they are trying to scare everyone with heat wave graphics on the news in Texas.
Spaghetti N-Word said the chef must be hit, must be shit.
If Obama had to fly $65,000 in hot dogs from Chicago, I'd kill him too.
There's his chef apparently dying.
That's not funny, but it is, actually.
I shouldn't laugh at that.
Yeah, but you can send super chats there.
And also don't forget as well that you can also send rumbles.
I think one of you guys sent congratulations at the very beginning of the show and just said that you were, yeah, that I was anti-Semite of the week.
Oh, wait, there's another one.
Oh, someone else said a dollar and said, always a pleasure, Elijah.
Wiener has to have been thinking.
After careful consideration, I've decided I don't want to be suicided.
It's not that bad.
Yeah, don't forget to send in your rumbles, guys, because that's really good.
I think by the next show, we'll probably be able to send in super chats in a better way as well.
But I'll see you over at Rumble to all the people at YouTube.
Thank you so much for watching.
I'm putting the chat in here.
see you over at Rumble.
All right, we're back.
It's streams finished.
unidentified
Stream is finished.
elijah schaffer
All right.
How are you doing?
How you doing, Rumble?
How you doing, Rumble?
Sounds like a lot of complaining.
How you doing, locals, in the chat?
Just checking in with you guys, seeing how we're all doing.
If you have suggestions, by the way, Brian's in the locals.
You can always connect with him on there.
He's also on Discord.
You can always, if you're into tech, if you like things, if you just want to talk about anime, if you want to talk about life, Brian's a pretty cool guy.
You can find him.
He's in the chat.
He'll probably say hi to you guys in the locals chat.
You can always connect with him on there.
He's a great person.
We are going to be taking some phone calls in a second.
So this is the part of the show where we are going to be taking phone calls from you guys.
I will be getting your opinion on a few topics.
So number one, I would like your opinion on me getting rated anti-Semite of the week last week, getting beat out by RFK.
RFK got nominated this week.
So moving in the leaderboard.
And I'd also like your opinion on the chef on what you think happened.
Do you think this was an accident, right?
We're going to get your opinion.
And we can talk about other things as well.
We can talk about a few other things.
But I'm going to see if we can.
Brian in a second.
I'm going to open up my Discord, and he's going to – I think he's getting it set up here in a moment, and he'll let me know.
But I want to get into another segment while we are waiting because we will take phone calls in just a second.
But I want to get into the SOBs.
You guys sent me this.
These are our phone calls that we're going to be taking from you guys connecting.
You can get the number.
We'll give it to you in just a second.
Until then, we'll look at a few different stories.
Well, Brian, it's a setup.
Somebody actually got this tattooed on them.
I don't know if that's a positive thing or a negative thing to watch Ben Shapiro.
Ben Shapiro.
Is that good or bad, chat?
Is that good or bad?
I don't know.
I want to see what you think.
But, you know, that's what I think.
Oh, yes.
So do you guys see the numbers in the chat right there?
Numbers in the chat.
Okay.
You guys can call in numbers in the chat.
I think he put it as well in locals.
We're putting it on Rumble today as well because we're there.
Here's the chat.
All right.
So we have the number in.
I want to get your guys' opinion on what you think happened with the chef.
Do you think it was a conspiracy?
Do you think that it was an accident?
Do you agree with what was going on?
Make sure that you call in.
We're going to, we got our, we got a caller who just called in.
When you call in, please let know there is a bit of a delay since I am in Australia, so that is the problem.
All right, Brian, let's go ahead and bring the caller in today.
We're bringing in our caller.
All right, who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?
unidentified
Hey, how are you doing?
This is Josh.
elijah schaffer
Josh, what's up, my friend?
Where are you calling from?
unidentified
Man, I'm calling from out Michigan.
elijah schaffer
From Michigan.
All right, you guys, you guys know anything about the fake electorates that they're trying to put in prison that they framed?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
Dana Nestle, she wanted to drop some charges on all of them.
There was like, I want to say seven felonies on each.
elijah schaffer
And they're going to charge him.
unidentified
Did you say that again?
elijah schaffer
I said, you think they're going to charge him?
unidentified
Oh, 100%.
I actually went and did an episode on my channel.
It could be worse.
I went over all the felonies.
And I mean, honestly, I think it just comes down to what her words were: we're going to make sure that they can't do it again.
And the Secretary of State, Jocelyn Benson, actually weighed in on that too, saying that they want to avoid those tactics.
I think their word is pretty key in it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, they are waging war in Michigan.
That's why I want to ask you: the Democrats fight back, right?
They don't give a shit.
They want to fight back.
When it comes to the story of Obama and his sous chef, right, dying on his property, they didn't find out apparently until two days later.
We don't have any other details.
He was a swimmer.
I mean, you think this was just could have just been an accident, or do you lean more towards the conspiracy that this is another Clinton-esque type death?
unidentified
You know what, man?
I want to believe it's an accident, but I mean, how many accidents until a pattern develops, you know?
And on Democrat sides, it's like a trend that's been going on since, shoot, what?
The Kennedy days?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think the Clintons had 11 bodyguards, right, that died?
Two?
And the Kennedys died in the plane crash.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
There's just so many examples, and there's a lot of them where it's, you know, law enforcement or private security, you know, veterans, and it just continues to happen, but it's always an accident.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think I'm going to have to side with you on that.
We are going to bring another caller, so I appreciate you calling, man.
Feel free to call back at any point.
So we got one of you guys is thinking that it's an act.
It could be an accident, but it looks like it's a pattern.
Let's go ahead and bring in another caller, Brian.
We'll bring in a few more on this subject specifically.
So we have another caller who just joined.
Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?
unidentified
Andrew?
elijah schaffer
Oh, what's up, Andrew?
Where are you calling from?
unidentified
I'm calling from Portland, Oregon.
elijah schaffer
Andrew from Portland, Oregon.
Ah, what a wild place.
All right.
So what are your thoughts?
You think that this death on Martha's Vineyard was probably just an accident?
Are you siding more with the first caller there that it might have been a pattern of insidious behavior?
unidentified
It's all Arkansas.
You know that.
elijah schaffer
Well, I do.
Okay, that's where I so you do think it's all they're all being killed, basically.
unidentified
I mean, they're all pretty much related to the Clintons.
They've been doing this for a long time.
You know, they kill people in pretty much plain day and get away with it.
elijah schaffer
So the fact that he could swim, like, do you not think he could have just had a cramp and just went under the water?
You think that there's like a, I mean, because there was a witness, right?
But they didn't find him for two days.
Like, that doesn't make, I don't feel like that makes any sense.
Do you do you have any other details?
unidentified
I'll see a black man at the sea anyway.
Let's just be honest with that, you know?
elijah schaffer
You don't see a black man on the seat.
No, you know what?
I appreciate you calling.
We're going to bring in another caller.
So we got two of you guys, SOBs, slightly offensive backers.
You guys think that it was probably just another one of these accidental deaths that we'll never know, but it seems like it's so common.
We have someone else who just called in as well, which we'll bring on here.
Brian, if we could bring in that third caller.
We are bringing in another caller right now.
So who do I have the pleasure of speaking with right now on the line?
unidentified
This is Steve in Colorado.
elijah schaffer
Steve in Colorado.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I like the energy.
Okay, man.
You're listening to the show.
You know what we're talking about.
What is your opinion on this recent death that occurred at the Obama's property?
unidentified
Well, it's pretty clear that Michael and Barack got sick of their latest love or love child and had to move on to greener pastures.
So what better place for it?
elijah schaffer
So you think this was the when you say a love child, you think that this guy, their sous chef, you think that they were cooking up more in the kitchen than just pastries?
unidentified
I think you're picking up what I'm putting down.
elijah schaffer
I think I'm picking it up too.
But the question is, was this a love child or was this a sexual partner?
unidentified
Yeah.
Innuendo.
Yeah.
Sexual partner of the Michael Obama and Barack Obama.
We know they have their proclivities and it would only make sense.
elijah schaffer
Chad, I want to know.
So we got our caller here.
He says that he thinks that the Seuss chef might have been the sex partner for Michael Obama.
That is very, very, very possible.
I'd love to know ones in the chat if you think that he was the sex partner for Michael Obama.
twos in the chat if you disagree uh i'm gonna put the the number in one more time um because we're gonna we're gonna i mean this is really interesting man what What makes you think that he was the sex partner for Michael Obama?
unidentified
Well, you know, we know that old Barack there, his college roommate, kind of disappeared off the map.
And anybody with a brain or remembers the old video, what was her name?
Old talk show gal that got the arc inside.
Joan Rivers, that's right.
Joan Rivers came on and told everybody the truth and really dropped the other shoe on that one.
elijah schaffer
So you think Joan Rivers was telling the truth that Michelle Obama was a man and that's why she was killed?
unidentified
Oh, absolutely.
Absolutely, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Do I hear a girlfriend or your wife in the background or something like that?
Or am I just retarded?
unidentified
Yeah, here's Bonnie to the climb.
I don't have anything to say.
I agree.
elijah schaffer
You disagree?
You just agree.
That's such a good, such a good girl.
And it's like, yeah, my husband's political opinions.
I agree with him.
Yeah, that is so awesome.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Thank you guys for calling.
I really appreciate it.
We'll go ahead and disconnect the line, Brian.
And that was awesome.
That was a good answer.
I really do encourage you guys to come up with your original answers, though, because it is possible.
I had not thought of that, that it could have been Michael Obama, that it could have been a sex partner.
Who knows?
You heard it here.
Write the article.
It could have been a sex partner.
Now we're not only, maybe also too, maybe I would be their sex partner.
I actually got asked by the Obamas, but they said that I was too anti-Semitic, apparently, which is ironic because my wife is Jewish, right?
We all know that.
And like, so I don't know, they didn't even put that in the article.
That was really the sad part about that whole article is they didn't say my wife was Jewish in the whole article.
Unfortunately, that's the saddest part about it.
All right, that's an interesting statement.
I do want to get into the next section.
Thank you guys for calling.
I'm trying to keep some call-ins and bring you guys on for the future and what is going on.
Where is this?
unidentified
Where the hell is this?
elijah schaffer
what oh i guess that is what where is this I need to find another video real quickly because you guys have been crazy wild and oh yeah, where is this?
Check this out.
Okay.
Thank you.
So this goes in the you category, right?
It's not really a gross video, but I do want to show it to you guys about body count.
Because I guess girls are all sluts now.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I don't know what this video kind of made me so angry this morning.
I rarely have a vitriolic reaction to content, but this one made me angry.
This one actually made me mad and frustrated in a lot of ways.
Just frustrated.
Just listen to this.
This is just like, I hate this.
Why do you think men care about a woman's body count?
unidentified
Do you?
People actually care about that shit?
elijah schaffer
Men in general.
unidentified
If a man is fucking asking me a body count, he can get fucked.
Who gives a fuck?
Oh my God, that's so stupid.
People actually ask that shit.
elijah schaffer
Okay, this is giving me the I'm a cool girl.
I'm not like other girls vibe, right?
Oh my gosh.
And I can do a really good Valley Girl accent too.
I have a natural one.
Like, oh, what's my body count?
Like, instead of just being like, oh, my body count?
Oh, it's pretty high.
I don't want to talk about it.
Or I just like, that's it.
That's a personal question.
I don't want to answer that.
It's like, ha, body count, but body count, like, like, a woman would, you know, complicate the answer.
Like, just answer the question, Catherine.
Answer the question.
It gets so much worse.
patrick bet-david
Yes.
unidentified
Okay, well, then you're talking to the wrong man.
If a man is ever asking about your body count, you're talking to the wrong man and he can get fucked.
Like, that's.
elijah schaffer
No, if, yeah, if a man is asking about your body count, he is probably trying not to get fucked.
That's probably why he's asking you.
So he understands his chances of getting syphilis, but also, most likely herpes, but syphilis too.
Now, the problem with this is, is she's also like, and if a guy's asking you this, then he can get fucked.
I'm not sleeping with him.
No, he's asking you because he doesn't want to sleep with you, right?
You've messed up here.
You're confused.
She's confused.
unidentified
So fucking stupid.
Get fucked.
So can I ask you this then?
Yeah, sure.
elijah schaffer
So, what do this black guy is so either?
He's stoned or annoyed.
Either way, I feel his vibes.
unidentified
What do you think about all the analogy?
If one key can open many locks, it's known as a master key.
As opposed to if you have a lock that can be opened by any key, it's a shitty lock.
I think that if a woman is an analogy to you, then you're not fucking ready to be talking to a woman.
And you should probably get fucked.
So if a woman is a key to you, talk to your mom.
Talk to your sister.
Talk to your cousin.
I don't know.
Get a real fucking life.
And get fucked.
Thank you.
And a woman is not a key.
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
A woman is not a key.
Ma'am, that is literally the point that we were making.
Yeah, we said you were a lock.
You were a lock.
So I'm going to guess, my whore dar is going off, and I think she's a slut.
But being a slut's cool, right?
That's what everyone wants to be a slut today.
She's a slut, and everybody's into being a slut today.
That's a popular thing.
I think she's, you know, people, everyone's a slut and getting cancer.
Are you vaccinated?
Yeah, I'm vaccinated.
I'm also a slut.
Oh, what's up, little slut?
Do you have an STD?
No, I don't have an STD, but I do have cancer because I got vaccinated.
And so I have slut cancer juices.
I want to be vaccinated with slut cancer.
Just inject me with some cancerous slut energy.
It's called LA water.
It's what you drink out of the tap in LA.
You just get diagnosed with slut cancer.
God, I need to, I need to rethink my life.
My brain is not working today.
Whenever I start talking like that, you know something's very wrong.
Or maybe right, right?
Maybe we're getting to the part of the show where it just started, like, falls apart.
I've been talking for so long to nobody in a room.
There's nobody in here.
This is a huge room, and I haven't gotten used to it.
It's a giant room.
It's bigger than any studio I had at Blaze TV.
It's massive.
I'm in the producer's chair, and it's just weird because it's just, there's no one in here, and I'm talking to myself.
I should get some better camera setups, right?
She should get some like moving cameras and some stuff.
We should do some cool shots in here.
Wow, the world is crazy.
The world's an adventure.
Anyway, dude, she pisses me off.
I don't know if the chat feels the same way, but like that woman just makes me angry.
Like girls, I have to be careful because I watch too much internet sometimes.
So then I think I hate women, but then I realize I love women because I come home to Kez and I love her.
But women do kind of piss me off a little bit.
If you're a man and women don't just piss you off a little bit, then you're probably not a man.
And if you're a woman and men don't piss you off a little bit, then you're probably not a woman.
We do piss each other off a little bit.
But like this modern feminist whore mentality, especially like the right wing, you know, is full of them too.
The left and they're all just like feminist whores.
It's just, they're just so annoying.
They're just irrational and they're just like, they're just destructive forces of nature.
But are they the problem?
Or is it the men having sex with them that are the problem?
That's what I don't know yet.
And I haven't decided that.
Are the whores the problem?
Or are the men having sex with the whores the problem?
Can you blame someone for taking advantage of something on the market?
Or are the women just whores because there are no good men on the market?
It's like a chicken or the egg thing.
All right, it's chicken or the egg.
All right, let's take some calls.
I want to know.
We're going to take a couple more calls here.
If you guys want to call in a couple new numbers, go ahead.
I'm going to put the number in the chat.
What do you think is the problem?
Is it the whores the problem?
And so the men are just taking advantage because women are all whores now?
Or are women whores because men are the problem, right?
Is that what the issue is?
Are men not quality anymore?
I want to get your opinion on men and women and whores.
We'll take a couple callers.
We'll just take two.
But I want to see, call in.
We'll see.
The numbers in the chat.
I want you guys to call in.
I want you to give me your opinion.
If you don't call in, then you don't call in, and that's fine.
But I am still putting it in the chat and seeing if you will jump in the phone call and let me know.
I want to get two people's opinions because I happen to think that it's a vicious cycle, right?
And I think men do.
One of you, J.A. Russell, said men lead women and guide them in their behavior.
And that's true.
But I also feel like there's also a little bit of like a mentality to where the whores asked for this.
And one of you guys recently said, go hire a whore to lick your asshole.
Just when you come home, don't be an asshole.
Oh, no.
If you want to get your asshole licked, hire a whore, but don't be an asshole when you walk through the door.
That's the saying.
That is the saying.
All right.
That was really good.
We got a caller.
We got a caller.
We got a couple callers.
All right.
Let's bring in one of our, not the top caller, Brian.
That's that.
Someone, that person's already waiting on hold.
They were already with us.
So let's kick one of the new one of the new callers, seven, the seven one that starts.
I won't read your area codes.
Let's bring in that caller and let's find this out about whores.
We're talking about hoes and hoe makers.
Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with on the phone right now?
Yeah, what's up, man?
What's your name?
unidentified
Card retard.
elijah schaffer
Tard Retard.
That's right.
I like that.
So many of you guys have not been giving fake names, which is funny.
Tard Retard, where are you calling from?
unidentified
California.
elijah schaffer
All right, Tard Retard from California.
All right, so we're on the question: who's really at fault in our society today?
Is it hoes like this on the screen?
Because that guy who's interviewing her would probably bang her if she let him.
So is it the hoes or the hoe makers?
What do you think?
unidentified
I actually think that it's unfortunately our media and it's our social media.
And like you talk to a girl and then you find out she has an OnlyFans, you know, and all sorts of stuff like this.
It's really the media.
elijah schaffer
If a girl has an OnlyFans, is that exactly real fast?
Is that a deal breaker for you?
If a girl has OnlyFans or she has one?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm not doing that.
elijah schaffer
Why not?
Like, really?
I know.
I know this might be redundant for you, but there are people on different walks of life that watch this show.
Like, why is a girl?
Why is that a deal breaker?
unidentified
There's a reason why I don't have a positive opinion about the OnlyFans.
Everybody's seen OnlyFans once or twice, you know, and it's really there's just a lot of stuff that's damaging to their bodies and fake validation.
And I mean, if you really want to, you can see their stuff for free.
So, like, you don't even have to pay for it.
elijah schaffer
I didn't know that.
How do you like?
Have you visited OnlyFans?
Like, it doesn't even matter.
This isn't a moral competition.
So you've gone to OnlyFans, you clicked on the link, and then you were able to just look at the porn for free or what?
unidentified
Well, no, I mean, like, okay, when I was younger and it was coming about, you know, I was like, oh, cool, you know, and I was just kind of looking into it.
And then, you know, I was like, oh, I could just Google this person's name.
Oh, and then you could just watch them get their content would show up.
elijah schaffer
Oh, so you're saying, like, rather than me paying for your nudes, I could see you get double penetrated on Google for free.
And that's what I think Mia Khalifa, right?
She's big on OnlyFans, but she's you can see her getting all of her orifices populated is the most kosher way I could probably say that.
If I'm still allowed to say kosher being the anti-semite of last week, but yeah, no, I could totally see that.
I do want to ask you while we're gonna switch the call here.
So I appreciate you calling, man.
That's a deal breaker.
Let's go ahead and bring in another one of the calls here.
Thanks for calling Tard Retard.
Brian, let's bring in a couple of the callers here.
Let's bring in someone someone new.
The number down below.
All right.
All right.
We're bringing another caller.
We're talking about whores.
Whether the whores are the problem or the whore makers are the problems, right?
Is it the hoes?
Is it the boys?
Or is it the girls?
Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with right now on the phone?
This is Gary.
Oh, okay.
Gary, Gary, where are you calling from?
unidentified
I'm like from Chicagoland, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
unidentified
Gary.
What?
What did I log into?
elijah schaffer
Gary from the Next News Network, ladies.
Did Brian send you the number and just told you to call in right now?
unidentified
Yeah, he's like, he's like, Elijah's taking calls.
Apparently, this is the only time I can actually talk to you on the phone.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay, this is good.
Gary from the Next News Network.
unidentified
Let me see if I can bring your picture up here.
elijah schaffer
We're asking a very you just came into the best, the best question possible.
So we're talking about hoes, hoes and homemakers.
So this is Gary before he lost all of his weight, and you should see him today.
Who's really at fault in our culture?
Is it the sluts and they just want to be what picture?
unidentified
What picture are you showing of me?
What picture are you showing of me, Elijah?
Because you have too many pictures of me, first of all.
elijah schaffer
That sounds creepy, but it's true.
No, this is you.
This is your Google.
I googled you.
I'm just Googling you.
You're on Google.
This is a good picture.
All right, Gary Franci on the phone.
He lost a lot of weight recently.
It's pretty, it's actually pretty awesome.
But so I'm asking you, as a newly reunited Giga Chad, yourself, as somebody who, you know, you're out there.
I'm sure you have a very beautiful wife, but I'm sure the girls are starting to look now.
You got to keep them away from you.
So what's the problem in society?
Is it that the girls are all sluts and they all want to be hoes?
Or is it the guys turning them into sluts and they're the problem?
Gary Franchie from Next News Network, what's your opinion?
unidentified
Well, you know, being a married man, I don't really have much insight into that world because I don't really see people going out and doing that thing.
I went to a bar some weeks ago, and I found it to be rather interesting when some people that I was with, there was an individual I was with, and he stood out from the crowd, let's just say.
And he went up and started talking to this girl, this woman, and you could tell there was a guy there.
There was a presence, a man.
And it was kind of strange.
It was just like, what is this guy doing here?
Clearly, this woman is now propositioning a member of our party.
And we're going, what's the deal?
And, well, it turns out that they wanted to take him.
You know, the guy wanted, who was the husband, wanted to take our friend and watch him perform acts on his wife while he watched.
And I'm like, you know, I've never been in a situation like that.
Thank God.
And I was kind of shocked when he came and revealed that to us.
Like, they went out to their car and like, I'm like, what happened out there?
And he's like, well, this, they propositioned me.
I was like, this is totally bizarre.
So, you know, here you have a man, a husband, enabling his wife to go and perform these acts.
And he's like, in that situation, you have a team effort to, you know, proposition a young man to go and take, you know, do these things.
So it's really just a bizarre.
That alone was a bizarre situation.
So you have two enablers.
So if you're going to talk about a male, who's enabling who?
Well, I think that with the decay of morals in society, there are no boundaries anymore.
And, you know, if you take a look at what's happening with all these different festivals and Pride Fest and men walking around naked in front of children and, you know, just the lewd behavior in these public parades shows that the barriers of decency have completely collapsed.
So with that being said, you know, that's in one sector of the LGBTQ community.
Now, you take a step back and you look at what's happening with like, you know, people in the general society, the larger society, those walls are collapsing as well.
And people are just acting in debauched manner with no discretion for any moral compass.
So it's, I think it's just a greater collapse of society.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, that's a, that was, that was actually a proof.
The last guy that was on the phone, his name was Retard, Retarded Retard.
So you're doing better than him.
But I will say, by the way, make sure you guys subscribe to the next news network.
That is interesting.
You know, I've been propositioned as well.
I've never given in.
I've never agreed to it.
I had somebody ask me to have sex with their wife before.
Before I was married, though, when I was younger, they were like, they offered to pay me to have sex with their wife.
And I think that I, but they were a stranger.
And I didn't think, I didn't realize that now that I've gotten older, I realized that they probably wanted to watch, right?
That's the thing now.
That's pretty common in LA.
People pay people and Chicago and all those places to do the rumbly dumbly with their wives.
What are your, I'll get your last thought on this before I go to the next caller, Gary.
I really appreciate you calling in.
What is your opinion on that, on the rising popularity of cucking, of watching, paying other men to have sex with your wife in front of you?
unidentified
Well, you know, I guess it really comes down to a matter of consent.
And if you and your wife are in a consensual agreement, you know, like marriage is obviously a holy construct.
You know, we marry, we're married before God.
And I wonder if there's two consenting adults who can, you know, who are in agreement with that, if that's okay for them to go ahead and do that.
Now, in the eyes of God, how does God see that?
I'm sure he doesn't agree.
But at the same time, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Gary, we know it's legal.
We know it's legal.
I'm saying, but personally, personally, if you had a friend who was into cucking, like if you just had a friend who was like, hey, like, would you respect, would you lose respect for a friend if they were like, yo, I just really like my wife to get blown out.
unidentified
I would say, I'd be like, I'd say, bro, you're weird.
Like, why do you want to do that?
Why do you want to let your wife perform these acts?
Like, can't you figure out a different way to get off, dude?
You know, like, I just think that's just bizarre behavior.
elijah schaffer
Gary Franchie, on cucking.
Thank you so much for calling, Gary.
I really appreciate it.
Sign up for the next news network at thenextnewsnetwork.com.
All right, we're taking our next caller.
We were on cucking here and whores.
Thank you, Gary.
We're going to bring our next caller on the line.
Let's go ahead and let's go ahead.
And I think whoever we brought in just now, if you could mute the sound in the background because I can hear the show going in your phone.
Hello?
unidentified
Hello?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, what's up, man?
Who am I talking to?
unidentified
Hi, this salty Montanan.
elijah schaffer
Salty Montanan.
All right.
Salty Montanan.
All right.
We got off track there on cucking a little bit, but I guess I'll just get your opinion on that.
What do you think if a friend told you that if a friend propositioned you to have sex with his wife and said that they were both into that?
What would you think about your friend?
unidentified
Well, my wife and I actually have had that happen to us in the recent past.
And so as believers in God, that's something that would no longer definitely appeal at all.
But having been, you know, before God at some point, I think that it's part of the depotry of society.
And to answer the question in the bigger part, I think that it boils down to men, not women, because men are ultimately the directors of society.
There's truth to the repeal of the 19th.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, I would agree with that as well with women voting.
So it's like what you're saying is like, is what the cucking answer is, as a the being a Christian would be.
That would be your ultimate answer for a lot of sexual things would be like it doesn't even matter what my opinion is, because it's just not.
As a Christian I'm not getting involved in shit like that.
But then, on the other hand, with the guys and the girls you're saying it's repealing the 19th, like women are out of control and men need to get back in control of them.
But you know, if you try to take control of women, they'll just call you an abuser or something right and you'll just get some sort of accusation like that you're a misogynist or a sexist and you get sued or something.
You know what I mean.
So how do you avoid that?
unidentified
Well, I mean well, I understand your situation and I want to tell you primarily that my I do really do pray for you Elijah, because I know you are a man of God and God's greatest warriors are always those who are the most broken and who have gone through the most stuff.
Jeremiah was thrown in a well and to your question I would say, there's nothing wrong with the patriarchy.
We're to be masculine, we're to be dominating in society.
We're not to, you know, block our wives and burka burqa, but we are to be assertive.
God didn't blame Eve.
He got on to Adam ultimately for not watching over.
We've advocated so much responsibility that it just the only way that things will be corrected to quote from John Doyle, is massive disenfranchisement of a certain part of the population.
elijah schaffer
I agree no, I agree.
Good old John Doyle.
I hope he's doing well and and he has some very, very good wisdom he's always dropping truth bombs.
What a what a very smart guy he is.
Sir, I really appreciate you calling in.
I appreciate your perspective.
We're gonna go ahead and disconnect the call and bring in another caller into the room as well.
We'll take two more callers.
We got a few on the line, but we'll take two more today.
So let's go ahead and let's swap out for another caller and we will bring this in.
So check it out.
So let's go ahead And bring in one of our callers here.
Who am I having the pleasure of speaking with?
richard johnson in kansas
What up, Elijah?
It's your boy Danny.
elijah schaffer
Danny.
All right, Danny.
Welcome to the show.
Welcome to the show.
All right.
So I guess I'll just throw the cocking question to you.
richard johnson in kansas
Here, here, here.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
richard johnson in kansas
Can I take a moment to redirect this?
Because I think you're talking about the issue as if there's, you know, there's whores and this and that.
And I think a lot of the issue is that nobody has a place to conjugate and find each other.
So while I'm here, I am single.
What's up, ladies?
I'm 30 years old.
I'm a young white male that's Christian.
I'm based out of Woodstock, Illinois.
You can find me on the Telegram.
I think you just put my name in, but that's a little hard to spell out.
And I mean, but whatever, I'm going to throw myself out there.
I mean, my name's Daniel, and then my last name's K-R-I-E-S-C-H-E-R for creature, because I'm kind of a wild creature.
And it's kind of crazy to put yourself out there.
But I put myself out there on the radio before and to no result.
I fell flat on my face.
But that's your boy.
unidentified
Always out there getting a little crazy, you know, saying, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Dude, what an epic calling.
So you're trying to, you're trying to, so, uh, so what would be your turnoff then for girls?
I mean, uh, like, is or if they're a whore, if they have a high body count, is that a turnoff for you?
richard johnson in kansas
Uh, I mean, I mean, typically you, you, you would prefer that, yeah, they're not like ultra promiscuous because that just shows like a lack of judgment in general, you know?
So, I mean, that's that's for sure kind of like a turnoff, but I mean, like, I mean, so long as it's, I mean, within, within a reasonable amount, I mean, I guess I'm willing to work with it.
unidentified
All right.
richard johnson in kansas
Hey, well, I think, I think, I think, I think more so than most, well, I mean, I don't know, I don't want to, I don't want to take up too much time on the call with my, with my personal, personal romance affairs, because I'm pretty sure everyone's like, yo, get this goblin out of here.
elijah schaffer
No, we're fine.
I just, I just want to say, with that, with that being said, so do you think it's the men's fault or do you think it's the woman's fault, the whore issue?
You think it's men or the women?
We'll leave it there.
richard johnson in kansas
I mean, it's, it's definitely like that guy was saying, because I was in the same notion is that, you know, it's like God, God punished Adam, you know, for not watching over her.
And it's like women are naturally drawn to the chaotic.
And, you know, like, if we just left them to their own demise, then like women like that aren't going to reproduce and have children that they're going to push their behaviors onto, you know, because it's like, sure, some people could lay about with them lustfully and think that that's it.
But then, you know, plenty of women like that end up pregnant and they raise kids.
And then their kids are repeating the same behaviors.
And if not, even worse, and they're getting further and further away from God.
And that's truly what it is.
So it's up to men to correct that and to learn to have some self-control and to stop acting like such dogs.
elijah schaffer
Like dogs, the dogs, the dogs.
Everyone's got a little bit of the dog in them, but you got to tame the dog.
richard johnson in kansas
All right.
elijah schaffer
Thanks for calling, brother.
We're going to bring in one last caller for the day on the issue of whores.
This is a Colin show.
Sometimes we'll have Colin shows on Mondays.
Sometimes we'll have them on random days.
We're going to bring another caller for today.
It's our last caller of the day of the show.
Let's go ahead and bring him in.
All right.
Who am I speaking with right now?
Hello?
unidentified
Hello?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, what's up, man?
Who do I have the pleasure of speaking with?
unidentified
This is Mad Dog Mega.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
What's up?
All right.
So we're on the question of whores.
Do you think this is a problem with women acting like sluts?
Or do you think the problem is with the men taking advantage of this?
unidentified
I mean, I think that everybody's got a little bit of responsibility for it.
Men, I mean, it starts off with their dads, right?
So, you know, dad's not around.
Maybe they're abused a little bit.
Then they act a certain way and then they grow up and the guys are kind of the same way with like a lot of these fuckboys and stuff.
elijah schaffer
So partially on the men.
Can I ask you this, though?
Like, do you really think, like, one of the things that I really despise recently that I see a lot of the feminists on the right wing doing, which I'm not going to defend them, while they attack Andrew Tate, you know, they make all these girls that do sex work, like all of them seem like they're victims when a lot of these girls are just doing it for money, right?
It's the same sort of mentality they use when they try to say that everybody who comes into the country is a, you know, is a migrant, is a refugee, when they're really just coming for economic opportunity.
Do you think that like all whores, do you think I'm correct?
Like what your assessment that like we can't like, you know, blame men.
I don't think we can blame men entirely for whores being whores.
A lot of them are just products of a broken society and they're just trying to make money and they're doing it the easiest way they know how, which is through selling ass.
unidentified
Yeah, no, definitely.
I mean, I think, you know, they're preying on men a lot of times because a lot of men struggle with that issue and they know it.
So they're like taking advantage of that.
So they definitely have to, you know, take responsibility for that part of themselves.
Because, yeah, I mean, like, people don't want to talk about how, you know, men are targeted with so much sex.
And like, it's really not great for our brains, you know, to be seeing that stuff all the time.
But there's lots of people making money off of it.
And I mean, most of them are women at this point.
So.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, that's awesome, man.
All right.
Thanks so much again for calling my guy.
That's so awesome.
I appreciate you guys calling in on the show to answer these questions.
I'm going to try to do what the Colin shows in the future, like keep it more towards the end like this.
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Oh my gosh.
unidentified
Jeez.
elijah schaffer
You guys just write the most like inflammatory stuff.
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That'd be pretty cool.
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Fresh with 23,000 viewers.
That's just like wild.
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We'll figure this shit out.
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Where is that?
Gaming pics?
Where is this?
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Oh, yeah, here.
So at our podcast, look at this.
We're the top live stream for podcasts.
So under the podcast tab, we are the top.
But unfortunately, we still don't make it on to the front page.
So we'll never make it on the front page, but we are in the top.
So we'll figure it out.
One day we'll get some exposure because we can't really get extra viewers when we're not featured when we just get our own viewers.
You guys let me know what you think is causing that and why we're not featured ever on the front page, even though we have, even though we're doing well.
I'd love to know.
Anyway, I still love Rumble.
Have a great rest of the week, guys.
And may God bless the United States of America.
I am signing out.
unidentified
I don't know what's going on.
elijah schaffer
All right.
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