June 20, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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2020-2021 was the era of changing goal posts. It seems like the truth and science were adjusting every single day, but we weren't allowed to question it! Now these same medical "experts" are begging Spotify and other big tech platforms to further CENSOR shows like Joe Rogan, in order to stop misinformation. However, Joe Rogan responded to the challenger, Dr. Hotez, who accused him of spreading lies, to a simple debate. That's when things went south and the entire Medical Industrial Complex came crashing down live on Twitter
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He said, Spotify has stopped even sort of trying to stem Joe Rogan's vaccine misinformation.
It's really true.
Tag someone from Vice News.
Them and Daily Beast are pieces of shit.
Anyway, from all the online attacks I'm receiving after this absurd podcast, it's clear many actually believe this nonsense defending the coronavirus vaccine program he was in charge of, which Joe Rogan responded with, Peter, if you claim what RFK Jr. is saying is misinformation, I'm offering you $100,000 to the charity of your choice.
If you're willing to debate him on my show, and this is where the true reality of the controversy begins, my question to you is, do you trust Joe Rogan to present the truth, or do you trust a health expert with teeth like this?
That's a real screenshot of Dr. Hotez's teeth.
We're going to be talking about the extremities here and so much more on this episode of Nightly Offensive.
It is approximately 10:15-ish p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
We've got a great show.
Oh, what a great time.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and I'm your top 17 host.
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And you know that we can count upon you.
It's so great.
Plus, you get the unfiltered chat, and I'm joined in the studio by somebody who is on the chat right now.
The lovely, the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus.
So happy to be here.
Can I not hear?
Can you speak in your mic?
Yeah, I was just whispering.
Okay, I know you're a little bit, the framing is a little bit off on here, but it's okay.
I don't know why you're zoomed in and everything.
But you look great here and you look great everywhere.
I'm so happy to have you on.
She may have to leave at certain points because she's a mother.
Yes.
She's a mother.
This is what I bring up.
It was Father's Day this weekend, so a couple house cleaning stuff here.
You know, it was Father's Day, right?
And Kez and I went up into the mountains to hang out.
And of course, this is a real picture.
Many of you guys want to see what my son looks like.
This is us, and that's him.
He wears little hats and he has a little mustache.
So he's both a Holocaust victim and a Holocaust perpetrator, all at the same time.
Hairy little man.
He's a very cute little guy, too.
Very, very, very, very cute.
And so we had a great Father's Day.
It was a fantastic time.
It was my very first Father's Day.
Congratulations to all of the fathers out there.
I walked around.
We went and saw some glow worms.
And so this is not me doing a pose.
Somebody said, wow, you posed with your hands up.
You are stupid.
That is, I'm putting on a glow necklace to get into a cave.
I didn't do like a pose.
You know what I mean?
Like, I guess it does look like I kind of just went like, you know what I mean?
It has that look.
You're a little bit insecure about that comment, aren't you?
Yeah, I'm a little insecure just because I didn't know that people were going to think I posed.
And then I didn't realize until after the fact that all the other pictures, because I'm looking down at the baby and I have like every picture you took, right?
I'm just like looking down at the baby in the cave.
And then here's me looking down at the baby again.
And it looks like I'm doing that like e-boy posing.
But I'm really just looking at my baby because he's very, very precious and I'm so happy to be a dad.
Thanks for making him.
He's a huge blessing in my life.
Yeah, well, like you said, we went to the glowworm cave and we spent $50 to go and look at some glow worms.
And for our son, it was only $1 because he was a baby.
And we tried to do something nice for our son, take him to see glowworms in a glowworm cave.
And guess what he did?
He slept through the whole thing.
Didn't even see a single glowworm.
And if you don't know what glowworms are, essentially they're one of the amazing things that God created: that they make a constellation inside of a cave.
And essentially, what they do is they try to mimic the stars so that moths and bugs fly in.
They think they're still in the constellations, fly up towards the lights, and they catch them in their web.
Somebody was listening to the.
We had like a British guy was our tour guide, and we couldn't understand a single word he said.
But Elijah was listening to him and has now all the glowworm facts.
Yeah, I'm basically an expert.
It also happens to be Juneteenth.
It's Juneteenth today.
It's Juneteenth.
Before we jump in the story, it's Juneteenth.
I'm so happy to be here.
And in honor of Juneteenth, I would like to play a non-copyrighted, hopefully non-copyrighted song by our brothers in darker skin.
Remember, they're humans too.
They just commit more crimes in our countries.
But they're still humans, and it's not a bad thing.
Right?
It's not a bad thing.
And by them, who's them committing crimes?
Glow worms.
I was going to say Juneteenth celebrators.
Not based on race.
Short for going Jew.
No, because I would never say black people commit more crimes because that would be actual racism.
I'm talking about Juneteenth celebrators as celebrations, as we'll find out later in our hmm segment.
Over 20 were shot this weekend at a Juneteenth celebration.
Let's go ahead and let's appreciate our Juneteenth dwellers.
Yeah, they need me out.
Pound pounds, just went pound town.
Let my nigga, he just took that bitch down.
Yeah, that nigga dig that bitch down.
Yeah, they need me out.
Okay, it's too good to even listen to any more of it.
That was a why did she got a purse on with her?
I don't know.
She's a sexy bitch.
I think her shirt says she's also, this is, this is what we get.
This is what we're celebrating on Juneteenth.
was a celebratory juneteenth song so it's like we had specifically for juneteenth yes Or you chose it.
Or they chose it.
I make up a lot of stuff on this show in terms of context.
I don't make up the facts, but I make up the context.
And I just like make, I made up this is a Juneteenth celebration song.
But in reality, we were, no, it's really true.
It's a celebration for Juneteenth.
And I love the lyrics too.
National anthem.
Right, but my favorite lyrics that I felt like really helped me to appreciate Juneteenth was that my pussy pink and my asshole's brown.
And I just thought like, wow, like music has advanced.
We went from Beethoven to booty hole colors.
And I feel like, I feel like, why not celebrate people like this?
Why not?
Especially the, this actually could have been more accurately the Little Mermaid than the girl who currently played her.
At least she's got the hair right.
Correct.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Shall we continue?
Looking for the hussy daddy.
Yeah, we're the niggas that get rich.
Right here.
All right, forget it.
All right, let's look at the Matrix.
We've got to get into the story for today.
Things are getting insane as Joe Rogan clashes with the medical industrial complex.
Let's get into this.
I hope your booty holes are brown and your pussy is pink.
This kind of stuff is going crazy today.
So as I mentioned earlier, Joe Rogan had RFK Jr., who we can't seem to understand whether he's a good guy or a bad guy or a conspiracy theorist.
If you think any of those things, you're probably a DeSantis supporter.
I think it's kind of weird that I saw a lot of DeSantis supporters going after RFK simply because even currently the grass in my lawnmower bag is pulling higher than DeSantis.
And my booty hole has higher energy than Ron DeSantis' campaign.
Boring stuff.
Great guy.
Very boring campaign.
But, you know, this is the part of the show where I explain to my wife what's happening because she has no idea because she's not on the internet like women shouldn't be, you know, like trad women shouldn't be.
Anyway, so essentially what happened here, I know this is going to shock you, but there is a Jewish doctor named Professor Peter Hotez.
And I don't bring up the fact he's Jewish for any other reason than when I looked up his name.
The first thing it says was, born to a Jewish family, right?
Okay.
So it's like, I don't like, I don't like people including Judaism into everything.
I like Judaism just when you need to use it to call someone an anti-Semite to win an argument.
You know what I mean?
Like, hey, anti-Semite.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like one of my favorite things, okay?
Just, yo, like, someone's like, hey, you just shot my mom.
Oh, so you hate the Jews?
That's when I like to use it because it's like, oh, so try to be anti-Semitic here.
So it says he was born to a Jewish family.
He's been here for a long time.
He happens to be one of the, apparently, according to his profile at Baylor University, which, of course, was near Texas member Baylor down there towards Houston.
Oh, Baylor.
Apparently, he's one of the main physicians who was involved in the development of the COVID vaccine.
Wow.
Which is great.
Very good man.
Very good man.
We only have good things.
So many lives.
Yeah, we only have good things to say about COVID vaccines on this show.
They were awesome.
Many people are still living with the benefits.
They just continue to come out year after year.
We're still living at the benefits.
So what's crazy is, is Joe Rogan has RFK Jr., who he speaks in a very weird way because he was injured by a vaccine, which is very rare and I didn't know happened until yesterday.
Really?
People get injured by vaccines.
Not the coronavirus vaccine, though, because that one's safe and effective.
But other vaccines seem to have hurt people.
You've had family members damaged by vaccines.
I have an immune system heavily damaged, we believe, by vaccines.
I'm on life support.
I just found out yesterday.
No, I mean, yeah, I found this all out.
I had a lot of conversations yesterday.
Yeah, yesterday was a big day for you.
A big day of discovery.
It was crazy.
I'm just trying to help you keep the story.
Everyone's calling me.
I got injured by a vaccine.
No, you too.
It was a crazy day.
It was a crazy day.
I bring this up only because with the insanity that was going on, it is weird to say that some people have been injured by vaccines.
Now, RFK is, you know, was there.
And basically, what's so crazy is, as we saw in 2020 to 2021, like random people who said that we shouldn't be involved in science, you know, like if you're not a doctor, you shouldn't be involved in science.
A lot of people who aren't involved in media start.
If you're not a biologist, you can't tell what a woman is.
Even though I am.
But anyway, I will say that.
Also, who are you to tell me what I can't identify as?
What if I identify as a biologist?
I'm an amateur gynecologist.
It's true.
Give me a few drinks, baby, and I will.
And I will show you my credentials.
Yes, you will.
Forceps.
Anyway.
Oh, my God.
Do you like the noiseness?
No.
Okay.
That's only on a good night.
Everybody.
Okay.
Anyway, medical field.
It's medical conversations for professionals only.
It turns out that everyone decided what should be censored, right?
So what's crazy is that Joe Rogan has this conversation.
He already left YouTube to avoid censorship.
And Dr. Hotez starts complaining to Spotify.
And this is how it works, right?
He complains to Spotify that they're not censoring Joe Rogan.
And it's always shrouded in a concept and a good concept because we should censor people who criticize Israel.
We should censor people who criticize vaccines.
And most importantly, we should criticize people who, or we should censor people who criticize Jewish people who helped develop the vaccine project.
And I only bring this up because Dr. Hotez has recently said that people who criticize him are doing so from an anti-Semitic, I saw some of his old tweets that he accuses people of anti-Semitism for criticizing him.
Now, I'm not the one who connected his ethnicity to the development of the vaccine program.
I find that to be kind of sloppy.
I just always find that it's kind of like with people, they connect themselves and then they get mad at you for just noticing.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
He's like, if you come after me, I helped develop the greatest vaccine ever and I'm Jewish and you're an anti-Semite.
And you're like, wait a second, I didn't even know you were Jewish.
I didn't even care.
But thanks for making the connection for me.
I'm just wondering why those are, how are those connected?
Anyway, moving along.
So I don't know how those are connected.
Anyway, what I do bring up the fact is, is that then you'll notice how it works is that he doesn't just say like, oh man, Spotify, you should be censoring him.
He tags a journalist, a journalist from Vice, right?
Of course, this is great, right?
Senior staff writer at Vice Before Jezebel, Village Voice, Dallas Observer, Keithing Dallas Observer, which loves writing hit pieces on me.
Dallas Observer, I was like, I was wondering why, I was wondering why Dallas Observer like got obsessed with me for like a year, just like writing so much dumb shit that I could probably sue them for.
And then I started noticing who their journalists were, and they're all like ex-intelligence people.
They're all working with Vice and Daily Beast.
And you know, Daily Beast and a few others are like proven to be intelligence-based, former intelligence-based operations.
So if you notice the right-wingers who rely on Daily Beast, Dallas Observer, to write their hit pieces, they're working with the intelligence groups.
Fuck them.
They're pieces of shit.
However, it's very common.
But they work with these people to smear and write hit pieces and discredit them.
And it's kind of wild to me because he offers them $100,000 simply to say, hey, come and defend your case.
If RFK Jr. is 100% lying and there's like absolutely no evidence and he's a conspiracy theorist, you should be able to debunk him very easily on my show to millions of people.
More people watch Joe Rogan or listen to Joe Rogan than the news.
So if you want to make your case, especially to all of my doubters and prove to me that the coronavirus vaccines are safe and effective and that they do not cause damage, which we know 100% they don't, then you need to come on my show and speak about it.
Do you think that he took the offer?
It seems like it would be a very easy thing because if we know the facts that it's safe and effective, it should be easy winnings.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, you would think so.
You would think so.
But of course, you end up having something even crazier happen, which I need to open up right now, that he basically does the exact opposite, which is enlists every single bit of the institutional power in order to fight what was going on.
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Okay, so as we get into this, now you would expect, you would expect that he would agree.
But of course, here's what happens.
So he goes on to go like, he goes on, and his answer is this.
Joe, you have my sale, my email.
I'm always willing to speak with you.
And he says, this is a non-answer.
I challenge you publicly because you publicly quote, tweeted, and agreed with that dog shit Vice article.
I'm glad when people just call Vice dog shit.
Like these publications.
And the problem is, people don't know this about public figures.
You really can't get articles taken down unless you're really wealthy.
And even then, it's kind of hard to get articles retracted.
You know why?
Because there's definition laws and slander laws for public figures to where you can publish speculation.
And technically, it's not true.
Look, if I said Joe Rogan killed 1,000 people with his advice, and my article is Joe Rogan killed a thousand people, but in my article I say Elijah said on his podcast, I'm not lying.
I'm technically telling the truth.
So I can say Elijah killed a thousand people or Joe Rogan killed a thousand people because in the article I clarified that Elijah said it.
And then even if someone sues me and says, hey, take that shit down, that's dishonest.
Then I just have to put an editor's note that says like blah, blah, blah, contact and let us know that Elijah's quotes were false at the bottom of the article.
And you don't even have to correct the articles.
You can literally write whatever you want about anybody on the internet.
It doesn't matter.
So he literally calls him out like this, right?
You publicly quote, tweeted, and agreed with the dog shit vice article.
If you're really serious about what you stand for, you now have a massive opportunity for a debate that will reach the largest audience a discussion like this has ever had.
If you think someone else is better qualified, suggest that person.
So what's crazy here is he says, dude, if you're saying that we're lying about the vaccines, then just debate him for $100,000.
He goes a step further.
He goes, Joe, if you're serious about addressing vaccines, the fact that 200,000 unvaccinated Americans needlessly perished during our awful Delta BA.1 LGBTQIA Juneteenth virus COVID wave, including 40,000 in our state of Texas because they fell victims to vaccine disinformation.
I want to have that discussion.
How many people died from the lockdowns?
How many people died from faulty information?
Like, I'm not even going to debate whether 200,000 people died from not having the vaccine.
Doubt.
I doubt because it's probably way more.
I think it was 500 trillion people died.
I'm like, I think so many people died.
Nobody exists.
I don't even know who I am.
I don't know where I am.
Don't you think that nobody exists anymore?
Yes.
I'm saying I think that people didn't get the vaccine.
I think it's because it killed everyone.
I think the vaccine deniers did the Holocaust, perhaps.
I think they even did slavery.
I think Juneteenth is a celebration of murdering the slave-denying vaccine people in a new Holocaust in 2033.
We're getting ahead.
We're celebrating future.
Perhaps we should create a World War III and we should get rid of all the vaccine deniers because that's what we should do.
I hope I'm in trouble for this.
I know.
I'm as accurate in the way I tell history as the people who wrote it.
No, I'm just saying, like, what's crazy is like, he asks some blunt questions.
The purveyors of truth.
And this is what I find to be so crazy.
The purveyors of truth.
It's like, hey, will you debate him?
Joe, you have my number.
So you will debate him?
200,000 people died.
You motherfucker are supposed to be the arbiter of what is reality.
You claim to know the truth so much that you were asking to censor people who disagree with you.
But when poised with a very basic question, you have no ability to answer, which leads me to the conclusion that you are a motherfucking lying piece of shit.
Which of course would be true in the case that we didn't already unanimously agree that the vaccines are not only safe and effective, but when the entire syringe is injected orally, anally, with lube, Pfizer-sponsored lube, it actually may give you eternal life.
And there's no need for God.
Unfortunately, for the Christians, you were wrong, like in heaven.
Who was right?
The vaccine developers.
Oh, that would be a doozy.
Yeah.
Oh, not the Christians.
Yeah.
And you know, and you know what a health expert is.
You know, he's challenging.
I love this one.
He's challenging, right?
On the right is Dr. Hotez.
On the left is RFK Jr., who's 70.
He looks ripped.
Yeah.
for being an old man that is a very attractive old man i'm even i'm getting chubby looking now No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
You don't know what's going on down here.
No.
Esteele Vaughn said.
Estee Ovon said.
My penis is starting to hover around my waistline when I look at this picture of RFK.
It's true.
I'm drinking Tallocans for Juneteenth.
Feel me?
You know, this show is supposed to be slightly offensive.
At least that man is sun safe.
Well, I'm just going to say, this show is supposed to be slightly offensive, but as things get safer and safer in society, the show sounds worse and worse.
The more years it's on, the more problematic it becomes.
But we're not going to stop.
I'm not going to cuck out to the censorship, only as a joke.
However, it does make me laugh here that the guy on the right is the health expert and the guy on the left is the science denier.
Yes.
Well.
You know what?
I really feel like all health experts have a big brimmed hat like that.
Eye socks and basketball shorts.
Look at that.
They just caught him on a bad day.
He's just trying to get out of his house for a second.
Yeah.
It's like, it's like this guy has it.
Oh, you want to hear the best part about this?
So he put up this picture.
Let me go to this.
Dr. Hotez put up this picture.
And it literally made me laugh so hard because I don't have the original.
I just put this.
I reshared it because he put up this picture.
And it should be.
He's trying to look cute and goofy.
It should be your grandpa.
It should be a selfie or grandpa text you.
Instead, this is a megalomaniac, potentially genocidal globalist.
Anyway.
He looks like he's about to go and like scoop out the honey from his little bees that he has in his backyard.
Or his little knees.
His little chafed knees.
Get some shea butter on those knees for June 1st.
Let's go collect some honey.
So, yeah.
Those are very circular glasses.
Yeah, he just looks like kind of just like an old man.
Well, my favorite part about this guy, though, is that somebody wrote under the air, where's your mask?
As a joke, he defended himself.
He's like, I took this picture inside my house.
He like defended himself.
Where's your mask?
You know, like, they're so bought into, like, he's not even bought into the system.
He's one of the purveyors of the lie, right?
He's part of the big lie.
He's not like, he doesn't believe what he says.
He's just a part of the system.
And that's just the truth.
He also has taken massive grants from Bill Gates.
So that's where we should understand where that comes.
Millions of dollars, actually.
Yeah.
But I know.
I just like looking at pictures of health experts.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you have some other ones?
Yeah, I do.
I do.
I do.
Over the years, we've had a lot of health experts.
Remember these?
Remember over the years, these have all been health experts?
These are not all current.
The one on the left is a current health expert.
Belgium, right?
Canada.
No.
Britain.
And I love the one that's for New York's Health Commissioner.
Oh, my goodness.
That's New York's Health Commissioner.
Isn't that crazy?
He looks like a tumor.
Surely there must be.
Like, if you are going to get a job as a personal trainer and you show up looking like that, like very overweight, people might go, I just don't know if you're going to be able to really get me to reach my fitness goals because you don't really seem to be fit.
So wouldn't that apply to like, that's just like a small job of one individual person who wants to get fit to go to another.
But you're talking about someone to help the city, the nation, the country, whatever it is, to be healthy individual people.
Well, this is white supremacy for you.
That's the only problem I see in these pictures.
The only problem I see in these pictures is that everyone's too damn white.
Yeah.
Where's my black man?
Where's my black man?
Get me a fat blackie and put him inside.
Roll him up and get him deep fried.
I want to chew me some black skin tonight, but not in a racist way.
I'm talking about only the black skin that they chafe off their dry skin.
You want to chew it up?
For Juneteenth June teeth.
Oh, you said you want to chew it up?
No, I'm figuratively.
I don't want to actually eat black skin.
I met it in, roll it up, pipe it.
Shove it in.
No, I want to eat black skin.
I want to inhale the skin flakes.
Hey, on a real note, random health advice.
I went and my eyes were, sometimes my eyes start to get dark and puffy, and then I buy this cream, and it takes away the puffy darkness of my eyes.
Now, it's not perfect because it's called aging, but I will say, on a gay advice note, some of you have asked me before.
I'll put it up on Telegram because somebody has said, like, yeah, you just, you get in your 30s and all of a sudden your eyes start, you start getting bags and like decoloring, but there's this cream after like three weeks, four weeks, the bags reduce like 70% and then the color starts to come back.
It's pretty cool.
And the cheap version of that is get eight hours of sleep each night.
That's the cheap version.
Or you could spend money to put cream on.
So it's just aging.
And still just get a little bit more.
You never seen the guy from my Mr. Rose.
Is it aging?
Because you haven't tried the cheap option.
Okay.
Moving along, life.
Please be quiet.
Okay, so the responses were kind of crazy, though, right?
The responses were insane.
So obviously he's not going to do the debate.
And we're just going to end with this to read some of the responses of people.
He ended up getting every institution, right?
This guy gets asked, just, hey, just come on my show and have a debate.
And instead of even just answering something simple, like, hey, you know what?
I don't debate.
I'm a scientist.
I'm not well spoken.
But he'd be fucking lying because he's on the news every other day pushing vaccines.
And an extremely good orator.
And also like all the fake doctors, he wears his white coat on every interview.
Really?
Only the fakest doctors do that.
To be honest, as somebody who's worked in a lab for many years, you wear those coats.
A lot of people wear them and think they're cool, but you wear those coats for several reasons why they exist.
Part of which being it's easy to see blood and fluids and things on you.
A lot of which is just protection.
It's like essentially an apron, right?
It's like wearing an apron, and it's easy with their white because you can bleach them.
And bleach kills most bacteria.
99.9% of bacteria and pathogens, that 0.01%, crazy sons of bitches.
They'd be drinking Pelicans on Juneteenth, fucking robbing stores, taking out Lululemon shit for free.
I'm fucking crazy.
They're killing families in France, stabbing babies.
Oh my gosh.
The only thing that could solve that would be a man with a funny mustache.
No, I'm skinny.
Okay.
But no, That's a joke.
There's just a lot of jokes today.
Talking about yourself or another man.
Humor.
I have a bone in my body called the humorous for a reason.
Okay, so the whole thing is that instead of just being honest, he had to do this whole thing, like start freaking out and proving that he's right by getting all the state-run media, like MSNBC, CNN, to start defending him.
And all these other doctors came to his defense.
Look at this.
Like, Dr. Jonathan N. Stee, who, if you look at who he is, he's a clinical psychologist for Canada.
Of course, right?
CBC News, he works at state-run news.
Good call, Dr. Hotez.
You're a champion of public health.
Debating science deniers actually distorts public perceptions and makes it worse.
It's never a debate.
It's a venue for propagandists to promote their ideas under the illusion of false balance.
That was a word salad for saying, whenever the experts debate people, it changes perception that we're retarded and we don't know what we're talking about.
So don't do it.
Yeah.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, we've got to get one of them.
We put up a meme.
We're going to convince one of them.
Next up, we will discuss the topic with someone whose job is to be well-researched and respected expert in the area.
And in the interest of balance, we will also talk to an idiot.
They put up like children's drawings.
Yeah, but the thing is, is like, okay, if you get an actual expert whose life's research and their knowledge, everything they know about this subject, and then you get someone who doesn't know about it, you feel like it's going to be a like bloodbath.
Like the idiot wouldn't have anything to do.
So you might as well just go in to just say, look, guys, I know what I'm talking about.
This person obviously doesn't.
Why wouldn't you?
If you really think an idiot can show you up, someone who hasn't spent their lifetime studying and researching and developing this whatever, can show you up and beat you in a debate.
I don't know what to do.
Sir, you're a master debater.
Pull that Dick Wad paper out and slap it in the face.
Yeah, but it's not just him.
And this is what I think is so crazy.
Listen to that wording there.
It's like debating science deniers.
These are like Operation Mockingbird CIA level statements.
And that's why it's funny.
You always have to look at how they boast, right?
The fact, like he says, that he works in CBC News, which is state-run media slate global news.
These are all the scam publications.
And I remember, you know, how much people lie in science.
It's just about making money and about vanity.
Science is more about vanity than money because it's sort of like, you know, this is, I've heard people say something similar, but I don't think you would understand this.
For all of you who do work in the medical field, you would know this.
The closest thing historically I can think of to being a scientist would be a ancient priest or priestess in the ancient world.
Like we were watching a documentary last night and next to the royal palace, there's like the royal family and royalty.
But then like how if you're not born into a royal family, if you're not a conqueror and you're just smart, how do you end up like becoming in the elite?
You're like become a magician like in magic and in spirituality and in the temples, right?
You become like a priest and you become this sort of like magician leader.
And they build these great temples to you and you're well respected and you get these great statues and you're in with the elites.
And so if you're not like a fighter or an athlete and you want to be like respected, you want status, you want some form of, like you're not going to make as much money as other people, then you join science now and you become like a priest.
You're like sort of, they come to you like, oh, priest, oh, scientist.
You know, they still wear robes to this day.
It's like, tell me my fortune.
Tell me what I shall be.
And they have this sense where they feel like they're elevated or they're better than people.
And I've worked with a lot of scientists and I can tell you that there is an egotistical, narcissistic element to it where they don't even make a lot of money.
So there's a self like self-humiliation, sort of like deprecating aspect that makes you feel justified.
It's like, I'm not doing this for any other reason than I respect and love humanity.
But they really make sure you call them Dr. Hotez.
You know what I mean?
And like, I'm a professor, damn it.
I will not be asked to debate.
It's like they still use it to like, they push that card.
It's such a religion because like you were saying, like back in the day, the priests were.
You know, the king would go to them.
Why do we have a drought in the land?
It's because the gods are angry.
And so we must sacrifice this and we've got to do this.
And you, and, or, you know, a drought's going to come unless we do this.
Or the people, blah, blah, blah.
The priests would always tell you.
And they would communicate with the gods and whatnot.
And now we have the scientists.
In 12 years, the world is going to end unless we spend billions of dollars to make electric cars and do some other things.
And it's like, now they are.
But yeah, like you said, they have their title.
They want to be respected.
They have a little uniform.
They feel like the most important people.
We're out saving the world.
And we know, you know, we're telling you the future.
And we're the only ones who can communicate, because we know we can communicate with the universe.
We understand the universe and how it works.
And so we'll be the ones to tell you how to live and how to save yourself.
Yeah, and like what you were saying, do you see this?
This is from The Atlantic.
One of the writers from The Atlantic wrote this in response.
No medical professional should ever agree to do this.
Never.
It elevates the conspiracy guy, demeans the medical professional, and will only convince the cooks out there that RFK is right because a real doctor took time to debate him.
Never debate a conspiracy theorist.
Come on.
Yo, dude, if he has evidence that RFK is wrong, then I, dude, I want to be wrong.
You should debate.
I want to be wrong.
Conspiracy theorist.
You should, if someone is coming out and telling a whole bunch of hibbly-jibbly, whatever, nonsense, you should go and come and say, hey, this is the truth.
This is the truth.
And blah, blah, blah.
If you have the truth, you will win.
110%.
110%.
It's just absolutely one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard in my entire life.
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But what I thought was even crazier, by the way, speaking of that, is how, like, not only did he just decide like he wasn't going to debate Rogan, but this is when we move the goalposts again.
Like, MSNBC had him on to discuss how debate is dangerous.
And that's the new narrative from The Atlantic, from Vice, from Rolling Stone.
It's like debating science deniers is dangerous to science.
And I don't know what world you live in to where arguing with people who are detractors doesn't help.
This is going to be the first year that the Democrats don't, they're not going to have debates, by the way, presidential debates in the next election.
They're not having debates.
From what I heard, there's no debating allowed.
We're not allowed to have debates.
And you know what?
I can't get a leftist to come on this show for the life of me.
And you know, Luke Rudkowski, Rutkowski from Timcast was just demonetized today on YouTube.
And we're demonetized and we're throttled, right?
We get the same amount of views on Rumble with 33,000 subs that we get with 530,000 subs.
And every time I click go live on YouTube, we lose 30 subs.
If I put up no videos for a month, lose 130 subs a day, put up a video, I click go live and the number just drops 100 subscribers.
It's the craziest thing what these websites do.
And it's really insane how they just throttle you, right?
I've said 98.4% of our viewers of the show are from subscribers.
It's just hidden.
And only 1% of our viewers come from links I put on social media.
So we only have 0.2 or 3% of our audience is new discovery.
So no one can find this show on YouTube.
So we'll have to abandon YouTube eventually and we'll have to stick with people who have free speech.
But that's their goal.
The goal of these companies is not to compete.
The goal of these companies is to censor.
And what's even crazier is, and this is what's driven me nuts, now they're not only saying we don't want debate, they're saying debate is bad.
So it's not just like, hey, you know, they always say like on our platform they used to say like on our platform, we don't want discussions of this.
So go build your own platform.
Now they're saying building your own platform is bad.
I love this.
That's crazy.
The whole debacle came about saying this, you know, who's it?
JFK's RFK Jr.
That guy is a liar and he's lying, blah, Okay, come and deal with him.
No.
But I'm going to go on the news and I'm not debating anyone on the news and I'm not going to say, yeah, so the whole situation was this guy came on and he was on Joe Rogan's show telling a bunch of lies.
The truth actually is such and such.
No, you're not even going to clarify what the truth is.
You're just instead going to talk about how you're not going to clarify what the truth is.
You're not going to have a conversation about it.
We're just going to say he's lying and we shouldn't debate with him because, well, it's just a lie.
And we're not going to try to clarify even with our own group and just say if anyone saw it and heard his claims, they were a lie because X, Y, and Z and this is actually the case.
Well, here's the best part.
So obviously he's so consistent.
We're not even going to watch all of this.
This is some of his ideas, right?
This is the Dr. Hotez.
This is how confident he is in the science.
I want to hear him talk.
Yeah, this is how confident he is in the science.
Check this out.
He needs to brush his hair.
Sir, Dr. Hotes, you're a respectable man.
He's a health expert.
Comb your hair.
One of the things that we're not hearing a lot about is the unique potential safety problem of coronavirus vaccines.
And then something changed.
Denny vaccine released by emergency use authorization by the FDA's and outstanding vaccine.
J and J's vaccine has a risk of life-threatening blood clots.
When you hear the beep, that's the sound of safety.
So don't overthink it.
They're both really good.
They're all really good vaccines.
Get vaccinated in that.
If you wait, it's going to be really too late to protect your child.
If this was your child, what happens next could make it the worst day of your life?
So, even though COVID poses zero threat to healthy children, vaccinate your children, do the right thing.
Be safe and not sorry.
I'm strongly recommending for adolescents to get their two doses of vaccine fully immunized after those two doses.
Advanced technology that can help save lives.
This is going to be a long-lasting vaccine.
A long-lasting vaccine.
A few moments later.
We're seeing that two doses is not holding up well for emergency room visits.
It's not holding up well for hospitalizations.
Everyone's going to need a booster.
You need that third immunization.
Our site has the best edits, right?
The two mRNA vaccines were always a three-dose vaccine.
The two mRNA vaccines were always a three-dose vaccine.
I've always said this is a three-dose vaccine.
I've always said this is a three-dose vaccine.
This is a three-dose vaccine.
But I'm not done yet.
That third immunization.
The problem is it's not holding up.
So we may have to look at sort of innovative solutions.
Oh, God, not this again.
A fourth immunization.
Just to keep them going.
Keep the country going.
We have to consider some out-of-the-box things.
A fourth immunization.
Out of force.
A fourth immunization.
Get that second boost.
A second boost.
To keep the country going.
I've made that recommendation.
But fourth immunization.
But I'm still not done.
One semester later.
Unfortunately, the numbers are starting to trend up again.
So the hospitalizations are up.
And so the most important message that I have this morning is get your new bivalent booster.
Yes.
Willie and Lise were saying they got their booster, and I was like, oh, I need to get mine.
And then I found out they're talking about the third shot.
And is that the bivalent, or is it the fourth booster, or does it matter?
Don't worry so much about the number of boosters.
There's no wrong way to do it.
You have to get it.
This new bivalent booster.
You can double or triple stack them.
The new bivalent one is doing a much better job.
You have to get a booster.
You need to get this new bivalent booster.
That bivalent booster for COVID.
But does everyone ages 12 and older need a booster?
The answer is yes.
And by the way, if you're over 50 and have gotten two boosters and more than two to four months out, you're going to need a third booster as well, a fifth immunization.
Five!
I don't think we're going to need an annual booster like flu.
Eventually.
Dr. Hotez supports yearly boosters, just like flu.
But I'm still not done.
It looks as though the boosters are not holding up quite as well as we'd like.
And I think our thinking is going to change and that what's going to happen is every few months, we may need another booster.
Chad says, keep him going.
He is this guy.
You know, we just could not overcome that massive disinformation campaign.
These fake concepts of herd immunity and discrediting masks.
Well, Dr. Hotez, you are a national treasure.
It is picking off young people like we've never seen.
Dr. Peter Hotez, that was extremely informative.
Disinformation that you're hearing, that kids are fine.
It's nonsense.
Kids need to get that vaccination.
You healthcare workers have been our saviors.
Watch out for that misinformation.
Dr. Peter Hotez is probably one of the smartest people on this topic.
If you haven't gotten your five and ups vaccinated yet, now's the time to do this.
Dr. Peter Hotez, thank you for saving the world.
We also support giving that third immunization for the 12 to 17 year olds.
People have to feel safe.
Dr. Hotez, you are a voice of reason.
Take down the fake information.
These fake concepts of herd immunity.
Our last hope is to vaccinate our way through this.
Make certain that everybody's vaccinated, including their kids.
That's the single most important thing right now.
The American people have to do.
Dr. Peter Hotez, who's a person that we like to go to for the sort of expertise.
The single most impactful thing you can do is make certain that you're fully boosted and preferably too boosted.
Later.
Monkeypox is a global emergency.
And it's accelerating among a specific social network of men who have sex with men, not because it's sexually transmitted.
Monkeypox is stopping this there.
Can I tell you this, though?
So it's not a convenience that every news organization, including Fox, which is mainly owned by BlackRock and Vanguard, have Dr. Hotez as their expert.
He only has a few select words.
That's probably why he doesn't want to debate.
But some of the chat was saying that they don't know who Dr. Hotez is.
What the fuck?
How do you not know who this is?
I didn't know who he was.
Do you guys don't?
Because were you not alive during?
I guess, well, I was covering COVID very closely.
This was one of our main guys.
This was the guy who pushed the adolescents.
This is the guy that was pushing the authorization of children and infants getting COVID boosted and vaccinated.
This was our guy.
Now, my favorite part was he was the guy who kept changing his tone.
However, one of the funniest things I will tell you is, you know how sometimes they have such thick propaganda terms that even their propaganda gets like a little too obvious?
Like, you know, like when they start getting like, like, they get confused on which show they're on and which propaganda they're pushing.
Dr. Hotez, real fast, before you get up, Dr. Hotez had this moment where he was somehow talking about vaccines.
Someone's got to find the paper and put it in there.
He was making a point about vaccines, but then like tied in how like we also need to make sure that we're against Russia and Putin.
And like part of being like pro-vaccine is like being against Russia.
It was like the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Like he mixed up his pro-Russia, anti-I mean, pro-Ukraine, anti-Russia, like stance, which he's very anti-Russia.
He's pro-Jewish, hates anti-Semites, believes in the Ukraine war and vaccinating your babies.
That's like his whole platform is vaccinations, Israel, and anti-Putin stuff.
And that's basically all it takes to be a Republican and a Democrat in 2023.
You just have to be against anti-Semitism, against Russia, and for vaccines.
That's really all it takes.
That's like the whole platform.
Wild stuff.
Wild stuff.
You want to go check on him?
Is he crying?
Was.
Oh, I can take over from here.
Here.
Let me just do this.
Okay.
Want to go check on him, though?
Yeah.
All right.
Go check on him.
We got a baby in the other room.
I'm working on building a brand new studio right now as well, which is amazing.
I have a brand new space.
I have some new shows coming out, new projects.
I will let you know on a great note, a network has decided to back slightly offensive for the long term.
They're putting their resources, their money where their mouth is, and they're allowing me to go travel, do things, create a better show and a bigger studio, get guests, etc.
So Slightly Offensive is back next month.
Really, really going to be back.
And I'm really excited about that.
That's on top of some other projects as well.
I'm also going to be pairing up with some publications to get back with some hard news.
So I also got like a mini show as well going on with another news network that's going to be launching next month as well.
So I'm really excited.
I'm kind of dipping my toes back in.
I'm not working for anyone, but I'm very, very, very excited.
He did, though, get the monkeypox.
He pushed the monkeypox vaccine.
Do you remember that one too when they were saying sex, men who have sex with men?
That's kind of funny, too.
I never even understood that one.
Okay, moving along.
We've got to look at some things that are funny, though, after he changed his tone.
It's not just bad news.
Let's look at some of the hilarious aspects of the week.
Of course, it wouldn't be a show without reminding you.
I'm going to go ahead and retweet this right now.
You can go to my Twitter to read this.
This is just to remind you of Dr. Hotez, health expert, all of his shilling.
And this is a copy of everything, the money he got from the Gates Foundation, Bill and Melinda, all the money, all of his corruption.
I just went ahead and retweeted this from Dr. Simon Goddick.
So if you want to know more about Dr. Hotez, if you want to share the information with people, you can find it on my Twitter, which is at Elijah Schaefer.
You got all the great graphics.
But most importantly, you can check this out.
This is me, Elijah Schaefer, and you can find me on Twitter.
I do tweet a lot because I'm retarded and I'm just, I have problems and autism.
So that's the issue.
Anyway, you can check that out.
Let's get into some of the funny stuff that went on.
So we're talking a lot about like, he's like, oh, you got a censor.
You got a censor.
You've got to censor because, oh, because conspiracy theories, because conspiracy theories.
Now, nobody is censored more than Alex Jones.
And I hope I don't get in trouble for showing this.
I don't really care anymore.
I just don't give a fuck.
I just don't care.
I just think, I just don't care.
This is what Alex Jones was saying 20 years ago, okay, when they were calling him a kook and a nut job, right?
And he's insane and you should never listen to him.
Listen to what he was saying 20 years ago in 2003, I believe, or might be 2005.
But he was saying this about what they had planned for the next decade or two.
You tell me who's really a conspiracy theorist and who's actually telling the truth.
Listen.
Facts and common sense are in.
Yes, there have been corrupt empires.
Yes, they manipulate.
Yes, there are secret societies.
Yes, there have been oligarchies throughout history.
And yes, today in 2002, there is a tyrannical organization calling itself the New World Order, pushing for worldwide government, a cashless society, open borders, total and complete tyranny, where human beings are absolutely worthless.
There's six and a quarter plus billion of us.
And the globalists have said it many times.
There's too many of us.
We're causing a problem.
We need to be cold at the tune of 80%.
It's amazing to talk about that, but it's the globalists, the UN, their own public statements, and they've convinced a lot of liberals and elitists, conservatives, and others that by going along with this, that we're intelligent members of society.
It's the ultimate Malthus worldview.
It is this radical, virulent form of social Darwinism.
It's the excuse of tyrants.
And by creating open borders where there's no national sovereignty and only global bodies that control all the resources, by centralizing and socializing health care, the state becomes God, basically, when it comes to your health.
And then by releasing diseases and viruses and plagues upon us, we then basically get shoved into their system.
Yeah.
He says, releasing viruses and plagues upon us, right?
I thought it was kind of funny because it's just, I love Alex.
But it's the dark humor of you saying that they're going to open the borders.
They're going to release viruses and plagues upon us.
We're not laughing in 2023.
Although they said he was crazy, he was insane for saying 9-11 is an inside job, for saying that their goal was to open our borders, to allow people to flood in and to release viruses upon us.
Ooh, if only people had listened.
I love Alex.
Personally, when I go back to Texas, I'm going to be excited to go hang out with him and go do something pretty cool as well.
It's absolutely, absolutely, absolutely insane.
Does anybody know as well with Alex Jones how he's doing in his health?
I know he'd stop drinking for a while and stuff, but I find it to be very important that he, that that man, we got to protect that man at all costs.
Absolutely true.
Absolutely true.
Okay, we got some more stuff going on in this segment that is so important.
That is the lull that just continues to go on in this craziness.
Speaking of like old vaccine stuff, do you remember too, like they were telling us Patrick Bette David was being told off by not Marco Rubio, I don't even know, Mark Cuban, I think his name is.
People were saying, oh, don't harass medical experts.
It's not our job to harass medical experts.
But there was this clip, and I'm reminded of this.
Like, even people like Dave Rubin, Dave Rubin's gay.
And Dave Rubin is, you know, pretty liberal or was pretty liberal at one point during this time.
I think he got more converted towards like libertarianism and the right wing.
But I remember like when he even, when he was on the news, it wasn't wrong then for them to harass us and to ask us about our medical status.
Now, we cannot question medical professionals, but they can question us.
Remember, this was so, this was a very good response.
Are you a good, decent citizen?
Are you vaccinated?
It's nobody's business whether I'm vaccinated.
That's like me asking you the last time you got laid.
I mean, it's just irrelevant.
All right, so, you know.
It's irrelevant and also probably a very long time ago.
That's pretty hard stuff.
She goes, aha.
So you won't tell me if you're vaccinated.
And I remember, I remember when this divided our country.
Now, I believe that there should be public executions by the state for anyone who pushed legislation and whose actions led to the deaths of Americans.
Those that were intentional.
Because, you know, if you, like Dr. Fauci and these people, people like arrest Fauci.
I think Fauci, I think the state should execute these people for crimes against humanity in Minecraft, in video games, not in real life.
I'm talking about their characters, their NTC characters, because God forbid anyone actually be accountable in real life.
True, true statement.
We don't want anyone to be held accountable for crimes against humanity.
What these people are actually afraid of is the Nuremberg trial 3.0.
And people forget, though, the Nuremberg was a scam as well.
We really just absorbed the high-level Nazis into our programs.
We have NASA.
Like, we weren't fighting Nazis.
It's not what was happening.
You should look at the history and actually see what went on and what really went on.
Now, if you want to talk to Nazis today, I suggest you take a trip to Argentina and you go look at some of the Bavarian villages.
You go to Tambourine Mountain in Australia and see where the Nazis really went.
And perhaps you might actually go down a rabbit hole and see the reality that, you know, yes, I don't know what they got away with or what they pretended happened, but we definitely did not like execute all these high-ranking Nazis and held them responsible.
We just took advantage of their propaganda machines and their ability to, their scientific advancements.
And basically, some people would say we even tried to continue some of their ideas today.
I don't know.
It's very hard to know.
I don't know who was on the right side of history in World War II.
I don't really, I don't know.
I'm honestly like, it's really hard to know.
Like, I feel like there was no good guys in World War II.
And I feel like there's never really a single good guy.
There are good things in different armies, right?
Like the communists have some good ideas.
The Russians did.
The fascists did.
And of course, the Democratic Republics did.
But I don't know if that war was necessary.
And I don't really believe the history of it.
I think it's all kind of bullshit, you know?
But the victors write the history of the war.
So, you know, I'm on a road to discovery there.
Don't knock it.
Don't knock it.
It's just an interesting idea to really see the fact that even somebody who's gay and like at this time liberal is somehow being told that he's an arbiter against progress because he wasn't vaccinated.
That was such a weird time in history.
Such a strange and bizarre time.
And we're still in the middle of it.
Don't let them forget about it.
Don't let them forget about it.
I also bring up the fact too in this that people talk a lot about the funny stuff of what's going on.
And the propaganda though is just in everything.
I don't know if you saw this, but Spider-Man across the universe.
Let me go to this one here.
Spider-Man Across the Spider-Verse has been banned in the UAE and Saudi Arabia along with other Middle Eastern countries, according to Esquire Ami, due to a controversial trans reference.
It also flopped hard in other Asian countries like China and Korea.
So this woke stuff, this doctrine of the West, it doesn't seem to penetrate every aspect of the East.
Maybe because they already have authoritarian governments there.
I do think it's funny, though, that the West keeps pushing these woke movies.
I don't have an opinion on this.
Apparently, this is a good movie.
Apparently, people like this film.
I just don't know why we always, you know, this is not the normal Peter Parker.
This is Miles Morales.
This is a different Spider-Man.
They just made him a black man for Juneteenth.
But apparently they weren't very happy.
And I found the images of some of the stuff that they actually snuck into the film that made it.
These are some images from the movie.
They had a Protect Trans Kids banner.
And then on his suitcase, he has BLM.
So apparently it's these subtle transgender supporting images and BLM that are what caused it to be banned in the Arab Emirates in these other countries.
So I'm not entirely sure if that's what got it banned.
They didn't explain, but I can tell you this.
Spider-Man is not only black, but he likes gay children.
Spider-Man shooting his little webs in little gay kids' faces.
Sounds a little gay to me, but that's the point of it.
It's supposed to be.
And, like, he can't just be a black guy.
He's got to be a BLM.
Myas Morales, what's up, my guy?
What's up, my Spigga?
Right, Spider, Spider-Riga.
What's up, my Spiga Spiga D?
I ain't shooting Glocks.
I'm shooting these webs out.
You know what I mean?
White, sticky stuff on your face.
I feel like I'm on an uncensored Twitter page.
And then before I arouse more of you guys with this stuff, I want to look at something actually funny.
This is none of that was really that funny.
I'm reminded of the backwardness, right?
There's real consequences to woke society.
This was a video someone took out of their house of a female cop trying to arrest two perpetrators.
It just gets more interesting the longer you watch it.
It's very unpredictable as well.
It's a single female cop trying to arrest two perps, or at least a victim in a perp.
I don't know what's happening here, but it's actually so good.
Damn, I your name right now.
Uh-oh.
What's going on here?
Damn!
What the fuck?
Even the person's phone is like, huh?
There was nobody in the car.
She's trying to arrest people and she left her car and drive without a break on.
Ooh, female cops.
Female cops.
I swear, female cops will pull out a taser and accidentally shoot you instead.
They'll shoot you instead.
Is that guy dead?
I don't know what's happening in this video, but I do find it to be quite hilarious.
Quite hilarious.
Hello, Franklin, in the chat.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Are you going to come back in?
Yes.
All right.
Come on in.
Kesbian returns.
Returns.
We'll watch this one more time as you come on in.
All right.
Here's the breakdown.
Damn.
What the fuck?
I love that.
Damn.
Girl, I thought you had a part.
Girl, I thought you had a partner.
But that's not Tez's boob.
Sorry, that's only on the paywall.
You can watch that.
That's the extra part.
But the most important part about this was, is like, that's what I mean by the woke stuff.
It's like, I don't think women should be cops.
I know there's always someone in the chat.
Like, oh, women get so offended by things on my posts and stuff.
Like, I put up, we talked about in the last episode how I said which one's hotter.
And there was a fat black chick and a skinny white girl.
And like, oh, I thought people were going to get mad about the racial aspect of it.
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, you're being racist.
Oh, the posts by the women.
I lost hundreds of females.
I can track this stuff.
I lost hundreds of female followers from one post because God forbid women ever be honest to each other, to their faces.
We talked about that last episode, but it's like, it's like, they're like, she's beautiful.
She's hot, bitch.
Then you know what?
How about I tell you this?
How about I say you're almost as good looking as her?
Then you're going to get offended.
If I tell you you're almost as good looking as the fat black chick or like you're like one day I hope you're as thin as her too.
You're going to be like, no, that's rude.
Why?
Because she's a fat black chick and she's not hot.
That's why.
But we're talking about America's or Germany's next top model.
They made a fat black chick as the next, you should look it up.
You know, all the women?
She's beautiful.
Well, you know what?
She's hotter than you, you bitch.
Exactly.
You like that?
You want me to tell you that you one day could be as beautiful as her?
No, you wouldn't like that because she's not hot.
And you know that.
But women love lying to each other.
They love coming to each other's defense.
And that's why women are only friends in public on the internet, but behind the scenes, they're the cattiest motherfuckers.
They will destroy each other.
There is no one less reliable in life than female friends.
They don't exist, guys.
You can't have them.
And they'll fuck you up.
They'll fuck each other up.
They have no loyalty.
And they have no plan.
They have no plan.
They just cause damage.
I love that.
I love it.
They do.
I have some very wonderful friends.
Yeah, but I don't, but I mean, I'm talking about like on the internet.
These are not your friends.
Like, they'll on the internet be like, I love you.
You're my friend.
And then realistically, if I told them, if I told that person behind their face, they're busy trying not to look like that.
Like, women just like, that's why, guys, if you're fat, I'll be like, you fucking fat piece of shit.
And the guy will be like, yeah, I am fat.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, guys just tell each other, like, dude, I'm a ugly, fat motherfucker.
Fat shaming is good.
It's great.
I have feelings about this topic.
Anyway, moving forward.
Moving forward.
I love how every time I talk about women, we lose like 50 live viewers.
People are like, I'm not listening to this rant.
I'm not listening.
I muted you for a second because he's got to be settled down.
They're always like, I can't listen to this.
This is so crazy.
Also, let's look at some things on the WTF.
These are videos that are insane and crazy.
They're not just funny.
They're kind of weird.
let's take a look um someone said your wife needs to focus on the baby she She shouldn't be working.
She's not working.
We're in our house.
We're literally in our bedroom just chilling.
And this is the show where I just chill within my house.
This is my house, by the way.
I'm in my home.
She's like, she's just sitting in one of her bedrooms listening.
Now she's on mute, just listening to me talk.
And if she's not on camera, then she's over there in the doorway listening.
But I prefer her on camera.
I think she's pretty.
I like to look at her.
She's kind of nice to look at.
And she is tending to the baby.
Do you want her to go do it out in the living room instead?
Or can we have the clickbait baby back of his skull hanging out here where it's more fun?
It's more fun.
It's more fun.
Plus we get baby shots, right?
He's a little tiny white baby reproducing in the world.
It turned out it's Pride Month, right?
It's Pride Month.
It is Pride Month.
And we're finding out a lot more things are gay than I ever could have imagined.
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Moving along.
Like I said, things are getting gayer.
It turned out that sponsored by the government, apparently, officially, what is this called?
These are national parks are gay.
So national parks are gay.
That's what we're finding out today.
Hello, in case you didn't know, gay people are literally taking over the national park system.
I just hope they're pride in Yosemite for the third year in a row.
But this isn't a pride for visitors to the valley.
This is a pride for the park employees, of which, as you can see, there are literal hundreds of queer Yosemite employees.
We danced, we marched, we celebrated, and we got wet.
I am so proud of all the community organizers in the park system for making safe space for queer people all year round.
No planet, no pride.
Mother Nature is a lesbian.
Goodbye.
I don't know why I just keep thinking of like a bunch of like the homosexuals getting eaten by bears.
It's kind of funny, right?
It's like a little rainbow tree, a little gushers, but instead of like nice fruit juice inside, it's fruity blood.
It's still fruit juice, right?
Fruit juice inside of the queers.
Okay, but I do find this.
I wanted to take him out because he's a little bit, he's a little bit noisy.
He's a little bit noisy.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Just going to give us that angle.
He needs to be settled.
He needs to walk around the house.
I do love being a dad.
It's my favorite thing.
And of course, I'm moving to a bigger studio, like I mentioned.
But do you notice they say like Mother Nature is a lesbian?
Why does everything have to be so damn gay?
Why does it all, why does it have to be so gay?
And I think that's kind of the weird thing about this too, is that this is the problem.
And this is one of the few times I actually agree with Ben Shapiro.
This is the problem of normalizing this stuff.
Like there are people who are gay or whatever who watch the show.
I've had employees that worked for, I had a lesbian that worked for me and stuff, and they're very cool people.
And I don't really, they never talked about it.
However, the reality is, is that when you normalize something that's not normal, right?
When you let a minority idea become normalized, it's like the idea of saying like, oh, immigration is good.
No, immigration's not good, right?
It's not good.
There are some forms of immigration that can be tolerated or exceptionalized in different situations, but normalizing immigration creates a open door for problems in a country, this whole multiculturalism issue.
And normalizing this stuff, you go from, you know, oh, let people be quiet in their bedroom and do what they want, which is fine, whatever.
That sounds good, to then gay is normal.
And then now we're finding out like one-fifth of Gen Z is gay.
And by 2055, over half of people born will identify as LGBTQ.
And it's just so like, I also have to say, if this is normal, like, like, why do we, like, why aren't you normal?
You know, like, no one ever asks that.
Like, if this is normal, why are you so weird?
Is LGBTQ just a community for autistic people with no fathers?
I wonder.
Because I feel like this is just autism.
Like, you're just weird, but you get preyed upon.
I've always thought that perhaps LGBTQ is just autistic people who found a way to get sex because they're so awkward in other situations.
And people tend to prey upon autistic people.
They really do.
It's tough to be autistic.
It really is a difficult thing because you just don't read social cues.
And people that know you're autistic will abuse you and they'll take advantage of you.
And it's really, really sad.
I'm not even joking.
And a lot of autistic people seem kind of normal, but they're really not.
They struggle with like understanding social cues and reading body language.
And then people that know they're autistic will use that against them.
And so like, I wonder, I've always wondered if this community just takes advantage of autistic people who are looking for sex because autistic people may not have as much of a barrier in terms of like same-sex attraction.
Maybe.
I know this is like a weird theory, but like they don't really understand social cues.
So like if they got maybe molested and they're autistic, then they might join this community with enough propaganda.
And a lot of people are molested.
I don't really know what the propagation is or how it continues to grow, but a lot of people I know from high school now identify as LGBTQ.
And it's just a really, really, really crazy thing.
And I just don't know where it originates from.
And I have to study this more and understand it.
Because increasingly more people are autistic as well.
And I love autistic people.
I just say you don't have to be gay to be autistic.
You can also be right-wing.
True story.
True story.
All right.
We've got to look at the truth.
We've got to get some stories from you guys.
These are stories from the SOBs.
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And I do want to check in with you guys and see if you guys have sent any rumbles or any super chats as well on the stream, which is so amazing.
We're about to get into our local segment, which is why I bring that up.
Some of you guys have sent a few of these memes.
Dusty Tard had sent $1 said, I feel like we can't trust RFK that much.
It sounds like demon has taken over his body.
That's true.
I didn't say I trust him.
I just said, why can't people debate him?
Dusty Tard said, happy Casby and Awareness Day.
And Debsip said, Kez is so back for pregnancy.
She looks great.
Flipping me off with those salad fingers.
And someone else said, I bought you a cake and shit.
Newports.
Ah, Juneteenth.
Is that real?
Oh my gosh.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
You can get into this chat, by the way, and send great memes like this in the chat in locals, which is such a fantastic community.
And I encourage you to join.
You can click there as well.
This is also apparently me joining my Juneteenth.
That doesn't sound right.
Okay.
We're just going to leave it there.
Let's get back into the show.
These are stories that you guys sent on locals, which I'm going to be looking at.
Picked by you and articles.
If there's nothing good, that's your fault.
Let's get into these next stories right about now.
All right.
SOB pics.
You can always find these pics right here.
Put SOB pics for today here.
Include your stories that you'd like to see on the show.
Wow, John.
John.
What the hell, John?
What the hell, John?
Oh my, dude, are we in an autism alert?
Can we have an autism alert button, please?
Oh my gosh.
Oh, yes.
Had it saved.
Gee, let's start from the bottom.
I usually try to start from the bottom.
Let's see this.
We got a New York Post status.
Let's check it out.
All right.
This one here.
Jewish teacher resigns after anti-Semitic harassment from 12-year-old student.
As if that's even possible, dear MPRubbly, I guess that, I can't read it.
I guess that's anti-oh, because it's Hitler.
And that's not funny.
That's a real story.
Wow.
I don't know what I think about that.
Like, if you're resigning because of a harassment from a 12-year-old, everybody's just too soft today.
Too, too soft.
That's such a bizarre.
Adults are like children.
Just beat that kid up.
You know what I mean?
Like, just like teachers would be allowed to smack kids, I think.
I mean, I guess today's teachers want to smack kids and not in like a disciplinary way, but in like an adult getting spanked kind of way, which makes me a little bit uncomfortable, you know?
Like, it's just a weird thing.
Like, it's a weird thing.
Because, like, I'd feel uncomfort.
I feel uncomfortable being called daddy by anybody but Kez and my little baby E. You know what I mean?
If he calls me daddy, that's one thing.
If Kez calls me daddy, oh, baby, maybe we're making another baby E.
I don't know.
But I will say the side note is, is that the daddy thing, teachers, I guess it's good they're not touching our kids anymore and spanking them because teachers want to touch our kids.
So I guess I take it all back.
Stop touching our kids, you fucking pieces of shit.
Anyway, whenever I'm solo, the cursing increases and I need to figure that out because I need to.
A reminder, there's a new episode of Messy Christianity.
You can check out the community page here on YouTube.
Or you can go to Messy Christianity on YouTube.
You can also go to my Twitter.
You can find the link.
There's a new episode with Pastor David Foster where I talk about being obedient when you struggle with disobedience, which is this guy, which is this guy.
I struggle with disobedience.
And I need to follow God.
But it's sometimes kind of hard to be consistent.
All right.
Another update from the SOB is biological update.
Russian military drops new information on U.S. biological network.
Russia acquired financial records on Biden's.
Metabiota confirming it as a key contractor in U.S. biological maleficence worldwide.
Metabiota forced to cease all activity in Africa.
So I guess this is a thread going down explaining about how there is genuine biological warfare.
This is true.
I think the United States made HIV.
I think we spread monkeypox to humans.
And I think that we also created SARS CoV 2.
And I think this is all slightly fake and part of the ability to vaccinate people because I don't think the modern vaccination attempt is really about population control yet.
And I don't think the modern vaccination attempts globally are about COVID.
I think that in the future there will be an injection you need in order to buy, sell, and trade.
And it's going to be about your identity and your information.
And it's going to involve AI.
This is just my bet.
And like, if you don't get the injection, then they'll execute you.
That's where I think we're going to head.
I think it's where we're headed.
And this is all just early stages to test implementation, to test and to break down civility and resistance to exhaust populations, right?
It's a slow, slow chipping away at the stone at the ice.
That's really what's going on.
So I don't know about you, but I understand this is absolutely true.
And I believe it.
And that's really what you guys say.
Back to what you guys have posted here.
Ah, this is true.
We'll go with this one.
This is a real story.
This is our neighbors in New Zealand.
What's up, Kiwis?
Oh, Kiwis.
Yeah, little Kiwis.
How are you doing?
Auckland surgeons must now consider ethnicity in prioritizing patients for operations.
Some are not happy.
Happy Juneteenth, right?
Auckland surgeons are now required to consider a patient's ethnicity alongside other factors when deciding who should get an operation first.
Several surgeons say they are upset by the policy, which was introduced in Auckland in February and gave priority to Maori and Pacific Island patients.
I like the Maori, by the way.
They're really cool.
On the grounds that they have historically had unequal access to healthcare.
Now, one little fact, and historians can correct me on the Maori.
Aren't the Maori like genocidal racists just like white people?
Didn't the Maori come into New Zealand and like wipe out the indigenous?
And Maori are not indigenous.
They're like conquerors.
And they like cohabitate with white New Zealanders.
I mean, that is more of an auspicious sort of like funny way, but I also bring up that fact because I believe the Maori are like pretty based and cool in general.
And they have the, what is it called? Mahaka?
Or like the.
You ever seen the Maori's word dance?
It's pretty cool.
But now we're checking out and we're going to be looking at people's ethnicity.
Now, what's crazy about this is not only do we have the fact that in the to Watu Aura, Health New Zealand was introduced an equality adjuster score, which aims to reduce inequality in the system by using an algorithm to prioritize patients according to clinical priority, time spent on the wait list, geographic location, ethnicity, and deprivation level.
So healthcare is already being systemically introduced in New Zealand.
Now, what's dangerous is I'm pretty sure New Zealand has state healthcare.
Can you correct me, Chad, if I'm wrong?
But I do honestly believe that they have, and they're put on a list of state-run healthcare.
I believe they do because they have pretty good state healthcare in Australia.
It's not bad like Canada, and it's not bad like The UK.
The NHS and the Canadian healthcare system are garbage.
And the reason why the state-run healthcare, I'm not into state-run healthcare.
I'll just say this.
I would rather have state-run healthcare in the United States than using our money to fight Russia in Ukraine.
And there's always some random idiot that misunderstands what I'm saying.
I'm saying I've looked at the amount of money that would cost to have universal healthcare in our country and the amount of money we spend on proxy wars.
And I'm pretty sure that we could offer free healthcare in the United States at least or reduce the overall burden or cost and get rid of systems instead of fighting proxy wars.
I don't support either.
I don't think we should have universal health care.
And I don't think that we should have proxy wars.
I'm just saying if I was paying taxes like I am now at the high rate that I'm paying them, I would prefer to have adjudicated health care rather than to be bombing Russian soldiers with and losing machinery.
I'm just, that's where I'm at, right?
I mean, yeah, Ukraine needs more money, apparently.
Apparently, Ukraine needs more money.
Isn't that insane?
Ukraine needs more money.
What the hell is going on there?
Genuinely speaking, what the hell is going on there?
One of these days, guys, one of these days, one of these days.
I got to say this on a good note.
We did make it onto the front page in the podcasts section on Rumble.
No, we are not anywhere above.
You have to scroll way down, but pretty crazy.
We finally made it down near the bottom on the front page.
One day, maybe we'll make it up in the live section, right?
In like the live section.
That would be pretty cool.
Your arms of love to Israel is here with two people watching now.
Two people watching.
And they get featured in the live section for trending.
We have almost 850 people watching live on Rumble.
And for some reason, we can't make it into the page, right?
You have the narratives, Monday Night Mistakes live stream with three people watching.
Great stuff.
Really, really good priority, Rumble.
You're crushing it.
No, we like Rumble.
We're good on that.
I just find that to be kind of funny, huh?
It is.
Do you guys like being the bottom?
Let me know in the chat if you appreciate being on the bottom or if you feel like we should become tops because that would be good to know.
That would be great to know whether we should be there.
Getting back into the chat and looking at some of the crazy stuff.
We'll get into more SOB stuff later, but I do want to show something really important, which is a victory.
Is people are fighting against this globalist effort.
John, keep posting that stuff.
I'll get into it.
Here's a win, something that I think is exciting.
We should celebrate it.
Check out how people are fighting back.
I'm not telling you you should do this, but I am saying if you're going to do something, this is better than doing nothing.
Clench your butt cheeks, bottoms.
The chat is saying, be a pitcher, not a catcher.
Here's a way to become a pitcher.
We have this report that came from Eva Vlardengernbroek.
Huh?
She is amazing.
She's a great, she's a great fighter in the war against globalism.
I don't know how to say her last name.
Five bucks, if somebody can actually help me know how to say that as well.
So that is really fantastic.
She said that these are ultra-low emission zone cameras that are used in Lauda to scan number plates and automatically find people who drive cars that don't meet emission standards at 1250 pounds per day.
A group of legends called Blade Runners are taking them down.
So apparently, people are taking down these low-emission cameras.
If you've never been to the UK, if you're American, you've never been to the UK and you've never been to Australia, there are so many cameras, it is nauseating.
You are under surveillance everywhere you go.
To such an extent, there are cameras that detect seatbelts.
There are cameras that detect your speed.
There are cameras that detect if you run a red light.
There are cameras if you detect where you're walking.
There are cameras that detect your license plate and whether you're registered.
And there are cameras that can detect if you're in the wrong state, in case you cross COVID barriers.
I mean, there are facial detection cameras now in Sydney and around the country that are used to detect you.
And there's even AI that they're using in cameras to track where you go in case you go out of your green zone or 15-minute cities.
It's insane.
We're talking about just potentially hundreds of thousands to millions of cameras in these regions.
Now, we know that that's how it is in China, but the United States has nothing, right?
In the U.S., our cameras, for some reason, are like 480p half the time, and you can never really tell what's going on, and there's no sound.
Oh boy, you should see what they do in smaller countries.
Remember, less people live in all of Australia, which has the land mass of the United States, than live in Texas, I'm pretty sure.
Or close to the amount, close to the amount.
But it would be worth in 3 million.
I don't know.
It adjusts all the time.
But that's the truth.
People are fighting back, right?
Right?
People are fighting back.
But, let's see.
See okay people what the hell Okay, sometimes I just don't know what's going on here.
Wow.
What a crazy world we live in.
But people are removing these cameras.
And what's crazy is that they use cameras.
You go, how are they going to know your emissions?
What it is is they use your license plate and your registration to track where you go and to track where you travel.
And then every time your car is used on a public road, they literally have a mail system that just mails you a fee.
And that's the crazy part.
It's like they won't, they'll just bankrupt you out of driving your car because 1250 pounds a day, right, is somewhere around like a little over 80 pounds a week.
And so if you're somewhere over 80 pounds a week, you're talking about like an extra, what, 300 bucks, 300 pounds plus, you know, per month.
That's, I mean, that's a lot higher than that.
I mean, shit, that's like over 320 pounds per month.
So you're basically tacking on an extra 355 US dollars per month just to drive your car, which is an additional emissions or CO2 tax.
And people are now beginning to remove them, which is fantastic news.
I think we need to destroy the infrastructure of the global elites.
We need to start ripping them down.
I think you should shoot down drones.
I think we should cut the cameras and we should create some sort of global anti-globalist infrastructure terrorism group that destroys the cameras in video games.
Because I'm not calling for that to be done in real life.
That would be a problem.
That would be calling for crimes.
Is it a crime against humanity, though, when you commit a crime against people who are committing crimes against humanity, right?
They always had like kill a Nazi and stuff.
Are we really committing crimes?
Is this really a crime?
I don't think so.
But I'm not promoting criminal activity.
I'm just saying some people are doing it successfully.
And people do promote criminal activity.
Not on this show.
We only get your vaccines, you dumb bitch.
Get your vaccines.
We've got a great show to continue on for you.
I do want to look at something in the you category as well.
It looks like pride is getting weird.
It's getting weird.
And the state is funding it.
These are things I've seen, so you have to as well.
We're continuing on.
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These are videos I've seen.
And so you have to see them as well.
Yikes.
I don't know what's going on in France.
There was an art installation called Ecosexuality where performers make love to plants.
Children were present.
And we have video footage that was leaked from it.
This is apparently funded from grants, called Ecosexuality.
Very confusing stuff.
I don't think I even understand where art is at these days.
Am I the only one who has no clue what's going on here?
It's like a modern art dramatizations like this or dramatization, I don't know how to say it, are sort of like a mix of like witchcraft, new age body possessions, and just unwatchable garbage.
Like, okay, this is actually a really good point that I'd like to make here.
Is whenever you feel bad about your life, like, you know, when you just go through those moments, right, where you feel like, I'm kind of fucking up.
Like, I don't know what I'm doing in my life.
And you're like, is life confusing for anyone else?
Am I the only one experiencing the darkness and the confusion?
Am I the only one who looks around and doesn't know like how to live the best life?
Remember, there are people who are doing this, making love to plants, and there are people attending it.
And even worse, there are people bringing their children to it.
So, like, if you ever just feel like, oh, I looked at porn or something, like, I'm looking at porn.
I feel like a pervert.
There are people having sex with plants in front of children.
I'm not comparing sin and saying one sin's better than the other.
I'm just saying you're probably not as bad as you think you are.
And at least you're struggling.
At least you're just like, your struggle is just like porn, right?
And your struggle is not like putting turnips up your ass, right?
I mean, like, it could be worse, right?
I mean, like, because like a turnip isn't even sexual.
Maybe it is, and we're missing out.
Maybe it is.
Maybe we're all just missing out, right?
Someone said a call of fucker.
Yeah.
Colaflucker, Flauker.
I just, I mean, huh?
Okay.
I know, I know.
And it's remarkable.
It's remarkable to me the level that people go through.
And some people checked out probably because there was nudity in that.
I should have given you a warning, an adult warning.
Sometimes in this segment, there is nudity.
Unfortunately, that's just the reality of the segment you because that's just the videos people send.
Switching over away from people having sex with plants and exposing themselves to children, obesity is back on the menu.
There is this site of TikTok that I watch regularly where people show what they eat in a day as fat people.
And it's really remarkable because when you watch this video, things seem okay.
And like most obese people, the problems pick up when they start, when they get to the night.
Any binge eaters in the chat?
Any binge eaters?
Any binge eaters in the chat?
By the way, the skin is dead on my thumb because it's just dead.
And I have, and my fingers coming back here too.
I've been working on the new studio.
It's looking really good.
I'm really excited about it.
But the fat people always tend to overeat and binge eat at night.
And I feel like I counted like 4,500 calories if she doesn't eat all the food.
But if she does, we might be pushing 6,000 calories.
Very low protein.
this not bad look Low quality sandwich.
Yeah, when you're famous, it can be kind of fun.
It's really you, but no one ever discovers.
That's like 2,000, 500, 3,000 calories.
This looks good.
Okay, this is what fat people always do.
They're like, I didn't even eat a meal at dinner.
Watch.
Because they order a full side of shareable fries, a full side of cheesy bread, which makes me really.
I'm always so hungry because it's like only 2 o'clock here.
It's 2 p.m. where I'm at on Tuesday.
So confusing doing these shows Monday, Wednesday, Friday, but I do them on Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday.
You know what?
I at least stick to American time zones for my content because some people don't do that.
But I do that.
But she's like, there was like, you know, people like, oh, I didn't eat that much at dinner.
I didn't even order a meal.
And it's like, bro, you ordered two appetizers that feed 10 people and a dessert for four.
How many calories are in that chat?
What do you think about that?
That's probably maybe 2,500 calories in the dessert.
Maybe 2,200, right?
Those breads are probably like 1,600 calories.
I don't know if she, I don't know how much she ate.
And those fries are probably like 840 or like 820.
So we're looking at like 5,000 calories just there if she ate it all.
I don't know if she ate it all, but by the looks of her face, she either drinks too much, so her cheeks are swollen, or she eats too much.
I'm going to go with the latter.
But I think that that's the reality.
Check this out.
Gotta have the greens.
Yeah.
I'm just a little naughty with my five o'clock shadow, just eating a couple greens, you know, a couple greens.
Yeah, and like I said, if you think you eat a lot, that is insane.
That is so much food.
Like, you know, I'm not like the strongest or healthiest person in the whole world.
I just weighed myself today.
I'm like 196.8.
I have to send Mark Lowliner my weight every day.
I'm like 196.
It's pretty good.
196.8 is pretty good.
I'm 6'2.
You know, I don't have high body fat anymore.
I could still lose, you know, probably another five pounds or so.
And, you know, we could become super giga chat Elijah, get the bugle fat out, make something really cool.
But damn, that's tough.
I mean, that's just a lot of food.
And to boast about it, it's like, how do you even afford to eat that much food?
One thing I enjoy about not eating too much is that you get to eat higher quality food and less of it.
But you get to eat higher.
Like I eat a lot at a meal.
Like I'll eat like a bunch of potatoes, right?
Like I'll eat.
There's a type of potato out here that has like 25% less carbs.
And, you know, and I'll get like, you know, high, you know, some like steak and put butter.
And it just, it's so good.
And it's like makes you full.
You don't need to eat like this.
You don't need to eat like this.
All right.
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