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May 23, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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This DANGEROUS TikTok TREND Needs to STOP Now!

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elijah schaffer
Well, if we don't fix this problem, somebody is going to get killed.
I feel like I'm about to die.
I'm very sick with a chest infection, but we're going to have fun.
It is approximately 10:30 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
This is Nightly Offensive.
unidentified
I always
elijah schaffer
say, I always say, who said white people can't dance?
Who said white people can't dance?
I am joined in the studio by the lovely, the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus.
She is back on.
And guys, that is not her boob.
kezia schaffer
I know, I know.
It really does look like it, but this is my son, and I love him.
elijah schaffer
Yes, this is our son, and he's making his debut.
kezia schaffer
I'm also the second debut.
elijah schaffer
Second debut, actually.
And of course, Kez is the regular girl, right?
So we're joined in the studio, in the Bedudio, the bedroom.
That sounds really nasty.
The Baududio, the bedroom studio.
kezia schaffer
To the Ba Dudio.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're in the Bedudio by also a regular guy.
unidentified
So nothing special about him.
kezia schaffer
Average old, whatever you imagine a guy to be, that's just him.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know, nothing's more basic than the fact, like, somebody always gets mad that I have a Nike hat on.
Like, you know what?
I, you know what I'm more passionate about than opposing woke companies is not spending money.
So the fact that I bought this hat like seven years ago and the fact that I still own it, I'm not throwing this away.
Like people don't understand with woke companies, right?
This is always a thing that was like, wow, Balenciaga is so bad.
Let me burn my Balenciaga stuff.
That doesn't do anything.
That doesn't do anything.
You're burning.
You've already purchased the product.
It would.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, Nike is not going to start crying when they throw your hat in the trash.
elijah schaffer
You have to not purchase the products anymore.
That's how you prove.
That's how you boycott.
It's like people pouring out their bud lights.
It's like, just be gay for another three days and save $10.
luke guard
Right.
Take care of it.
Looks good.
Looks new.
Seven years old.
elijah schaffer
Which, of course, is about the age that Epstein average visitors were.
So that's where we're looking pretty good.
Let's go ahead and talk about this.
This is a dangerous TikTok trend.
I don't know about you, but we're obviously in a Commonwealth country that's going on here.
We're in Australia or whatever.
And while people think that Australia doesn't have guns, surprisingly, there's 28 million people here and there's 3.5 million privately registered firearms, which is a pretty significant ratio, right?
I think that comes out to some, I don't know what the percentage is, but that's kind of a lot, right?
28 million people, 3.5 million registered firearms.
luke guard
Yeah, that sounds wrong.
That sounds wrong.
kezia schaffer
Are the registered firearms part of the military?
elijah schaffer
No, to private citizens.
Oh, wow.
Privately registered firearms.
luke guard
I only know two people with a gun.
Really?
You know, two people?
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
I know two people.
I know two people.
elijah schaffer
Well, all I was going to say is, but also that would make sense because in the UK, like their police don't average carry firearms.
And here, the police actually do carry firearms.
Like, all the police here are loaded with guns.
Like, they do walk around with firearms.
Wouldn't you say almost every police has a gun here?
I think they all do.
luke guard
For sure.
unidentified
Yeah.
luke guard
Not a shotgun, like in America.
Not an assault rifle either.
elijah schaffer
What's an assault rifle?
Where did it assault you?
luke guard
M4.
Is that what Texans have?
Texas police?
They've got M4s in their cop cars.
elijah schaffer
I don't...
Well, I think right now they have illegal immigrants and they're shipping them over to New York.
Anyway.
Anyway, speaking of this group, right?
So there's a group of people all around the world that's causing problems that's really causing issues, right?
They go by different names.
People like to talk about them.
We're not entirely sure why they're causing problems everywhere.
And of course, you know what group I'm talking about.
I'm talking about TikTokers, right?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
This is what we're talking about, TikTokers.
These are, let me see if I can get that.
Can you see that screen over there?
Yeah, so these are TikTokers.
Now, what you'll notice is there's a common trend is that whether you're in subways, whether you're in inner city streets, it doesn't quite matter where you are.
You are always under threat from TikTokers.
And the reason why I brought up guns is because TikTokers are getting away with some nonsense in countries where guns are generally banned, like the United Kingdom, England, particularly, because they know that people are not armed.
And so this trend has happened where these TikTokers, right?
This is a very specific TikTokers, these kind of TikToking hoodlums, have decided that they were going to start entering into people's homes for clout and be able to just go into their home.
And I feel like this is a lot more peaceful than if this took place in Texas.
Watch this.
unidentified
Hi.
You mine Tommy.
And then we need to speak to James.
James!
Is this where the study group is?
Study group.
No.
elijah schaffer
Don't remember this.
unidentified
No.
Study group.
Really nice house.
elijah schaffer
I know.
unidentified
But this is not where the study group is.
Oh, you got kids on the study group.
Oh, I thought this was a study group.
I actually thought.
luke guard
And this is the study group.
kezia schaffer
Oh, my God.
elijah schaffer
Can we?
luke guard
I'm uncomfortable.
elijah schaffer
Doesn't that make you very uncomfortable?
I mean, the fact that this is like, this is supposed to be walking into people's homes for clout.
And I don't know if that white people are just so cucked that they're afraid to react because like obviously the race shouldn't matter in this.
If somebody that you don't recognize is walking into your home, the first reaction should be grab a firearm, you know, grab a weapon.
kezia schaffer
You've got kids like that guy said.
Do you think you would respond as calmly as that father?
elijah schaffer
James?
I feel like if we were in the US, I would shoot somebody.
And out here, I mean, we have knives.
Like, I'd grab something, right?
I mean, you wouldn't...
kezia schaffer
Those guys, they're playing with fate because I don't think that so many people would be as kind as that man.
Like, hey, you know, we've got kids, please.
Like, we don't know.
Can you get out?
I think some people would be like, who the F are you?
Like, I would lose my crap.
I'd freak out.
luke guard
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
If some random guy was in home and I was at home with my kids.
luke guard
I'd just have adrenaline.
If that was happening.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
luke guard
Like, who knows what's next?
Like, are they going to kill your whole family?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
luke guard
Is that next?
Like, I'd be freaking out.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, and what I don't understand here is, okay, so this is where it gets good.
kezia schaffer
It was a TikToker.
elijah schaffer
Well, and that's freaking.
That's what I was going to say.
The scariest part about this is, as always, we're talking about TikTokers here, right?
unidentified
And so when you see a group of TikTokers entering your home.
kezia schaffer
TikTokers on the side of the road filming their TikToks.
I cross the street to the other side.
elijah schaffer
To the other side.
Especially if they are doing a Michael Jackson dance video.
You know, TikToks are very big with the dance moves.
And I hear that they're really doing these Michael Jackson impersonations in subways.
James over here gets an award for chillest mother effer in the entire world.
kezia schaffer
Just doesn't care.
A massive lawsuit.
luke guard
If he was white, though.
James was white?
No, the guy walking in.
kezia schaffer
Oh, the TikTokers.
luke guard
If he was white, what do you think would change?
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what we're going to get into because this gets very saucy.
This entire story gets extremely saucy with what actually happened.
So apparently this TikTok trend is really not the beginning of what this guy does.
So the TikTok of entering into somebody's house has very little to do with just like harassing a random family, also breaking and entering, which is, I believe, could be a felony in certain places.
But this guy has a history of, let's just say, borderline illegal or bluntly illegal behavior.
And we found a bunch of videos.
Ian Miles Chong runs this site called Catch Up.
And he went ahead and did an investigation and found all of his TikTok videos over the years that TikTok has refused to take down that were reported to the police.
And he also has videos where he harasses people on the street, like fake threatens them.
kezia schaffer
Oh my God.
elijah schaffer
I'm telling you, TikTokers are trouble.
In every city, in every country you go to, you will find trouble where there are people with TikToks.
kezia schaffer
What should we do with this app?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
This app, some people have tried banning it.
kezia schaffer
I'm going to go back to China.
elijah schaffer
I know.
unidentified
Watch.
Sorry, what?
Dunatay.
What?
Dunatai rule.
What do you mean?
kezia schaffer
It's like, hey, I know you've seen tons of videos on social media of TikTok is attacking innocent people like you, but we're just teasing.
It's just a joke.
unidentified
Why?
kezia schaffer
Oh, look at this, like, wuss guy who's like so afraid and starts running for his life as if this would actually happen.
luke guard
This is not the same guy.
Different guy.
elijah schaffer
No, this is apparently the same guy.
Okay, allegedly this is the same guy.
kezia schaffer
That's scary.
If someone started doing that, that's not like, wow, this never happens to people getting threatened on the street.
luke guard
If you did this in America, like that could be game over for you.
Like someone could just kill you on the spot if you said that, right?
And that's illegal to do?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
luke guard
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, and damn.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, if he's threatening his life.
luke guard
If I thought that this guy was legit and he's acting pretty legit, I'd probably just go for it and, like, do something, you know?
elijah schaffer
Well, I was going to say that the issue with this is, and I point this out, is, you know, we've been seeing an increase in criminality from groups of cyclists, as we'll look at earlier, I mean, later in the show.
There's been youths, hooded individuals, civil rights activists.
I mean, the groups are almost countless.
The amount, like, it's insane the amount of names of groups that we're finding out are committing these acts of terrorizing people on the streets.
But God knows, it broke my heart when I found out now we're looking at TikTokers because I thought TikTokers were like 12-year-old girls borderline breaking different kind of laws, right, that China's allowing in our country, right?
Doing inappropriate dances.
But now TikTokers are means committing, you know, actual, actual civil crimes.
And the funny thing about this is, oh, is he just a little fussing a little bit?
This is mama time, right?
I mean, this is the truth.
It gets worse, though.
unidentified
It does.
elijah schaffer
It just gets worse.
unidentified
Watch this.
What?
What?
I saw you from over there.
What are you looking at?
What?
You're not dying.
What?
Do not die.
What are you talking about?
Do you want to die?
No, let me alone, man.
What do you mean?
Ayo, Ayo, Ayo, come here.
Heyo, come here, come here, come here.
Hey, look.
Back it out.
Back it out, bro.
Why are you going into a shop for?
Back it out, son.
Back it out, bro.
Back it out, bro.
It's just dying, bro.
It's just hair.
It's just hair die, bro.
It's just hair die, bro.
elijah schaffer
It's hair die.
It was just a prank.
You know what I mean?
And that's, it was just a prank.
And this is what I don't understand, though.
Is there's basically no worse prank I could think of than this, right?
I mean, if you really want to do a prank, that's like that.
Remember that one Islamic guy who pretended to set off a suicide bomb on his chest?
You know, and everybody, and then it was just party poppers and party popped off.
Like, yes, that was real.
That was a borderline there.
I'm not understanding this trend, though, of like, you know, everybody knows that there are actually TikTokers out there at a disproportionate rate that are committing crimes.
So let's just make people think we're one of those people.
In Texas, you'd be dead.
That's all I'm saying.
Even in Los Angeles, you'd be dead.
They have a lot of firearms in LA, even if they're hard to carry legally.
I don't know what the end game is here in society.
I don't get this.
Maybe I'm lost.
Am I just not cool anymore?
Do I not get this?
kezia schaffer
I think they're just, they're trying to make a sound, bro.
Well, they know, I mean, you, it gets TikTok and Instagram, social media just gets more and more extreme because you can't just be like, oh, here's a cute pic of me and my 500 selfie.
You have to pretend like you're threatening someone and going to kill them and get them to freak out.
And then everyone's like, whoa.
And then that's how you get validation and attention.
luke guard
It's getting crazier and crazier.
You're right.
kezia schaffer
Maybe if they had fathers to give them attention.
elijah schaffer
Well, so now we're finding out that people who use the app TikTok typically don't have dads.
That seems kind of a huge assumption.
kezia schaffer
I'm not surprised about that, actually.
elijah schaffer
So TikTokers don't have dads because I'm a TikToker.
I don't know if you know this.
I just started a new account after losing four other accounts.
And now we're up to 8,000 followers, which means I'm basically famous with the Gen Zers.
Hello, fellow cool kids.
I am.
I'm very cool with the Gen Zers.
They're very interested.
kezia schaffer
I've been done with Generation Alpha, Generation Alpha, now that you're a dad.
elijah schaffer
My son thinks I'm cool.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I think so.
luke guard
TikTok can be pretty bad.
But there's a lot of great stuff on there as well.
Like, how to take care of plants.
kezia schaffer
Oh, I love those ones, God.
luke guard
Christian stuff.
unidentified
Yeah.
luke guard
There's heaps of good stuff.
You've just got to gear the algorithm right.
But like, man, there's also that stuff.
And the lives.
Some of these lives are getting really weird.
People dressing up like cartoon characters and Japanese anime characters.
elijah schaffer
I don't want to look at your internet history.
luke guard
Don't.
elijah schaffer
He's like, whoa, it's absurd.
That's Google.
And that's an incognito tab.
That's not TikTok.
And you type that in.
Animals, butt plugs.
luke guard
You just have to hear it.
As soon as you like the good stuff, it just keeps giving you that.
So as long as you're doing that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
All right.
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Okay, so the reason why this gets crazy, and I bring this up, is because he was essentially, okay, so he was also attacking women.
He was fake threatening to RAPE women, but he didn't get in trouble.
So people were reporting him to the police.
Okay, they were reporting to the police because his TikToks were entering people's homes, pretending to RIPE people, pretending to die, to ask if they wanted to die, and it was die.
But guess what finally got him?
Guess what finally got him?
kezia schaffer
Misgendering a transgender.
unidentified
Better.
elijah schaffer
Better.
kezia schaffer
No way.
elijah schaffer
Jeez.
kezia schaffer
No way.
elijah schaffer
He went after the Jews.
kezia schaffer
You should have known better.
luke guard
That's the limit.
That's the limit.
elijah schaffer
You never get away with the attacks on the Jews.
That's always game over.
Even if it's not an attack, but they make it an attack, then it is an attack.
unidentified
He stole the Jews' hat.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Oh, my gosh.
That's so mean.
elijah schaffer
From the Jewish Chronicle, right?
kezia schaffer
He took his hat?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm going to see if we can get the video.
He attacked an Orthodox Jew.
kezia schaffer
Oh, my gosh.
elijah schaffer
So I love how we're calling him a prankster.
So they were TikTokers.
Now they're that's a good name, too, right?
Pranksters.
So a Mizzy TikToker prankster arrested for assaulting Orthodox Jews in Stamford Hill.
A TikTok prankster has been arrested for assault after he posted a series of videos that appear to show him harassing Jews.
Videos posted by 18-year-old Baskari Agaro.
Very British name, by the way.
I love these classic British names like Bakari Agaro.
King Bakari.
kezia schaffer
He was on our baby list.
unidentified
King Bakari Bagaro of the Empane Magumbo dynasty.
elijah schaffer
But he's 18 and he's known by the pseudonym Mizzy.
He's received almost 2 million views on YouTube.
The Londoner, oh, the Londoner.
Don't you love these names?
TikToker, Prankster, The Londoner.
There's so many names for these little, little teenagers, really.
I just call them youths, teens.
Right.
kezia schaffer
Scallywags.
elijah schaffer
Scally wags.
Boondock saints, they used to be called.
He has more than 30,000 followers on YouTube and over 57,000 followers on Instagram, but has been banned by TikTok.
Well, for committing crimes.
I mean, I was banned on TikTok for making a joke about somebody's Adam's apple.
I'm not going to get into it.
I'm just saying.
Got banned for that.
In one video, he's seen behind a young charade man as he waits at the bus stop.
I guess that's a Jewish name.
A girl then jumps in the air, places his hands on the victim's shoulders, and attempts to leapfrog over him.
So he tried to leapfrog over the Jews.
Never try to get ahead of the Jews like that.
That's an improper way to try to force yourself ahead of them.
kezia schaffer
He tried to leapfrog over a standing Jewish man with a tall hat on?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and then he said, guys, I'm an effing Jew.
kezia schaffer
what and then who is this guy Who is this prankster?
elijah schaffer
He's a Londoner.
He's a British Londoner.
unidentified
That's it.
kezia schaffer
It's the British.
luke guard
He did that and still he's hot.
elijah schaffer
And then that's what got him in trouble with the police.
Well, he did entering in, entering in British families' homes with children, pretending to kill people.
None of that mattered, but he did attack a Jew.
unidentified
So you know what?
kezia schaffer
Well, you know what?
elijah schaffer
They got him.
kezia schaffer
I'm glad they got him.
In the end, regardless how they got him, that prankster needed to be off the streets.
He was causing way too much mischief.
His pranks were offending people.
And frankly, we're a little bit too far.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, it's inappropriate.
luke guard
Jews, yes.
What about Muslims?
Same?
kezia schaffer
Well, I don't think you would do that to Muslims.
You never got the chance.
elijah schaffer
I wouldn't prank Muslims.
luke guard
That's a line.
Obviously, the Jews, that's a line.
But Christians get away with murder, probably.
elijah schaffer
Oh, they wouldn't care about that.
Well, it really matters how they control information.
That's why I want to look at a little bit here some of the insane things that are going on in the Matrix.
So, by the way, these are stories from the upside down.
It gets pretty weird.
Let's get into this.
Well, the Food and Drug Administration, the FDA in the United States, has joined the new fight, right?
Not about getting chemicals out of your food, not about creating medicine that is actually not going to kill you, but in what they were obviously founded for, which was fighting disinformation, misinformation.
So the Food and Drug Administration, the U.S. FDA, which was meant to keep harmful chemicals out of our food, which we know they're doing a pretty good job at that in the United States.
And we're meant to make sure that we're not being poisoned by companies, has now joined the information game and has created a new ad involving the stopping spreading misinformation, which is fantastic news for all of us.
Listen to this.
unidentified
Are you prepared?
The internet is going down later this week.
It's going to be crazy.
Find out more below.
elijah schaffer
The internet is going down later this week.
unidentified
The real truth.
The government refuses to tell you.
Previous account banned for sharing the truth.
Wait a minute.
This is misinformation.
You may be spreading misinformation unintentionally.
Confirm the credibility of a source before contributing to the conversation.
To see how FDA is addressing misinformation, check out our rumor control webpage.
elijah schaffer
The food and drug administration is now joining.
They're encouraging people to fight misinformation.
Let's keep track of these words too.
Because what is misinformation?
Like, what does that mean?
luke guard
Lies.
kezia schaffer
Well, it could sort of mean anything because whenever you see a post when you're scrolling on Instagram and it's like, before you can see this, do you want to see why this is false or misinformation?
And you look and it's like, well, it wasn't really, or it could be something that's even just like it's so obscure that whatever you think it is.
luke guard
It's like the subjective view of truth and the subjective view of lies.
It's like, we say this is the case and that's it.
elijah schaffer
But isn't misinformation – because here's the difference, right?
When you're talking about the actual food and drug administration, like this would be misinformation in itself.
Like pretending like your job is to warn people about how to understand lies from truth when you yourself are an organization that has a strong record of lying to the American people.
Just remember, and I'm not going to get too into it on YouTube, but there was a very recent time in history where the FDA made a lot of claims, a lot of health claims about certain products that existed in our society that turned out to be objectively false.
Not only false, it turned out to be lies.
So I would consider falsehood to be disinformation, like intentionally producing, you know, information to separate or to mislead people.
But misinformation is just like not the truth you want, right?
It's misinformation.
It's like, it's not the information that I want you to have.
And that's what's so weird about it is that like the FDA is telling us like report rumors.
This is, it's bizarre to me.
kezia schaffer
But they did say at the end of their ad, you may be spreading disinformation unknowingly.
So they could have, they could have been doing it unknowingly.
luke guard
They're trying to help you.
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
So they're trying to help you because they unknowingly from their own organization unknowingly spread disinformation.
So that's why they're so passionate about this.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
luke guard
Why are all these organizations so obsessed with helping us understand what's true and what's right?
kezia schaffer
They got caught up.
luke guard
You know, all of them.
Same with the CDC, right?
The biggest one, the biggest thing that happened.
So yeah, it's all about for us, it's all about our help that we need.
And it's all about the truth coming from them, that subjective view of truth.
So that's very interesting.
elijah schaffer
And you heard the new word that they came up with too, right?
Malinformation.
luke guard
Oh, great.
elijah schaffer
That was my favorite one, which was Information that contradicts government narrative.
Oh malinformation.
Yeah, that was a, they were literally talking about that.
The FBI was on, on, was, was speaking on a hearing.
They're like, and malinformation is defined by, you know, individuals who create, intentionally contradict government narrative.
kezia schaffer
And you're like, I think I want to read more malinformation.
elijah schaffer
Me too.
I want mal, I want only malinformation.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But, but everybody's getting on this because we already had fact checkers.
And to talk about how dystopian this is, you know, like one day, I wrote on Twitter last night, my life is just one giant freaking experiment where I've just like I was training in molecular biology and then I just came up with a show idea on a YMCA treadmill.
And then I signed with a large network and then I got credentialed as a reporter.
And now I've just been having fun making videos, which is why I have so much fun.
I ended up doing it.
I have a lot.
There's some really good things planned in the future, guys.
We got some big things.
Also, if you haven't watched street videos, we're back on the streets.
And I'm trying to get the street video that this guy filmed right here, regular guy.
But let's just say this.
Some key parts were out of focus.
unidentified
Oh, classic regular guy move.
elijah schaffer
Wait, where is that?
There you go.
He actually never filmed before in his life, I don't think.
Was that your first time?
luke guard
I saw him filming.
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Wow.
luke guard
And he didn't do it perfect.
What do you reckon?
We got like 50% usable footage.
elijah schaffer
It was like 50% boobs and hoes, 50% drunk guys with herpes.
luke guard
I was trying to move around a lot.
I was trying to pan the subject.
elijah schaffer
Are you sure you weren't distracted by some women who were bearing more than just their emotions?
luke guard
Definitely happened.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, exactly.
Let's just say this.
Little baby Elijah's head wasn't the only boob in those shots, okay?
luke guard
I'm pretty sure you were out of the shot.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there was a couple times where it's like literally just like some woman's giant boobs on the screen.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even in the shot.
And I was like, this is a very interesting framing choice, Luke.
This is a very interesting.
kezia schaffer
We'll see when the video comes out.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Oh, I should just make this thing called Gold Coast Boobs.
Gold Coast Boobs and Eschays by Luke.
kezia schaffer
A lot of frustrated 13-year-old boys are going to click on that and be very...
elijah schaffer
Do you know how much bleeping?
I might...
I'm having anxiety trying to figure out how to make this video because I'm looking at the clips and you've watched it yourself.
The people are so bogan and so like crass that it's sometimes like every four seconds, it's just like calling them a C-U-N-T and stuff.
And I can't, and I, and I, and that one guy with like the herpes who hated Americans, he's just like, kept going like, you're a bitch.
And like in the mic and being like, and flipping off the screen and stuff.
And I was like, what's going on here?
luke guard
The guy was filming me with his phone.
I was filming you.
He was filming me.
People are pushing me around, grabbing the backpack I was wearing.
I don't know what was going on.
There's like 20 people around us.
It's a mosh pit.
elijah schaffer
Hey, it's a tomi.
I would take it too.
luke guard
Yeah, and Elijah nearly got punched.
That was pretty close.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we almost got into a fight.
unidentified
Weird.
luke guard
They wanted to walk around the corner and hang out with him there.
I'm like, ooh, time to go.
Time to go.
He just kept asking questions.
elijah schaffer
But street stuff's coming back, guys.
I just got some good news.
We're doing some good partnerships coming up.
We've got some good street content coming up.
We're going to be traveling.
We're going to be working on some stuff.
I'm very excited.
We're back, baby.
We're freaking back.
Don't forget that you can get the official live chat at locals.
Starting next week, I'm actually, as you can see, we finally have three spots in the studio now, which is absolutely fantastic.
And that means that we can do more in-person stuff and Luke can get a little more used to being on camera.
luke guard
That's weird.
It's weird.
elijah schaffer
Is it weird being on?
luke guard
Less weird, yeah.
Is it 50% less weird?
elijah schaffer
But you can get it.
Make sure you get the actual live chat.
You can become a member.
It's free.
I encourage you guys to join.
You can support the show directly there.
We are completely independent.
And of course, we're demonetized everywhere.
So it helps us when you continue to join and support the mission right below.
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Click the link in the description and we will take that off.
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Those are for joggers.
We know for John.
kezia schaffer
I'm so sad I'm not logged into the locals chat.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, I'm going to get it back because I just fixed my other computer so you can have your locals back.
kezia schaffer
I'm not in the locals chat.
elijah schaffer
No, but you'll be back.
You'll be back into it.
All right.
But I wanted to bring up something crazy.
It's like BBC now has this, they're joining the fight against the Crown, I guess, or whatever, is investing 8 million pounds to help the BBC to fight against disinformation now.
unidentified
Watch.
Welcome to BBC Verify.
Like you said, we are a team of investigative journalists here at the BBC.
We are also a new brand and we are a physical location above the newsroom in London.
And the point of the team, as you said, is to verify video, to fact check, to counter disinformation, and to analyze really complex stories so we can get to the truth of what's going on.
Why does this matter?
Well, mistruths can cause really serious harm to society.
elijah schaffer
Mistruths?
What about like, they didn't say like lies, a mistruth.
What does that even mean?
I've never heard that until this video.
A mistruth?
kezia schaffer
It's not a straight up lie.
It's just like, oh, you misspoke.
It wasn't Alan.
It was Aylin.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was like when people use the phrase bad faith a lot.
Like, this is a bad faith interview.
When I'll talk to them and I'll be like, what does that mean?
Did I take you out of context?
kezia schaffer
No, your heart was just, your heart had bad intentions.
elijah schaffer
I didn't like what I said.
luke guard
It's like a mistake, right?
Like a mistruth is like a mistake.
It's like it wasn't intentional.
We didn't mean it, you know?
So it was like, it wasn't a lie.
It was just kind of an accidental lie, which is less severe than a lie, right?
So they just twist things around.
elijah schaffer
It's a mistruth.
luke guard
It's a little bit more appealing.
elijah schaffer
It's a mistruth.
I don't understand what that means.
kezia schaffer
I wonder how often they're going to fact-check their own BBC newsroom.
elijah schaffer
And it's always some chick.
I'm sorry, but like, women love to gossip.
Okay.
That's just what they do.
Like, this is why men and women, people said men and women can't be friends because of, because of reasons?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
It's because women are addicted to gossip.
I tried to watch the show Selling Sunset the other day.
unidentified
What?
I thought, so I don't watch a lot of TV.
elijah schaffer
They said a show about selling properties in Hollywood.
And I'm like, oh, cool.
My hometown.
I would love to see how much houses are going for.
Got 15 minutes into the show, and it was just a bunch of hoes being like, Sarah, Sarah's coming back into the office.
It's just Sarah's coming back in after she slept with Marcus.
And, oh my gosh, wasn't she blowing him?
Yeah, but they got over it.
And I'm like, I was like, when are we going to sell houses?
luke guard
These shows aren't about the show anymore.
It's like, no.
What's that building show?
And like in Melbourne, they were doing the Bob the Builder.
The block, right?
It's not about, it's not about what they're doing in the house.
It's about just drama.
unidentified
Oh, really?
luke guard
It's just drama.
unidentified
That's what we've got.
kezia schaffer
I've seen that show in the ever.
luke guard
Between competitors.
Oh, it's terrible.
Originally, it was like about the renovations and it was interesting.
Now it's just like all the other relationship shows, like The Bachelor and all of that.
elijah schaffer
What the hell is that?
Hey, why didn't you just call the show Bimbos and Blowjobs?
At least I would have known what it was about.
It's like, that is Hollywood.
I know what that is, but it said it was selling sunset.
It didn't, I don't know, I didn't know they were selling their dignity.
Like, that's not what I thought was on the market.
I thought the market was that we were selling homes.
I can't track this stuff anymore.
Women love, they love disinformation.
Women will say anything to their friends, no matter how unverifiable it is.
So when you have something like this, I don't trust a woman in charge of a disinformation department because that is their specialty is spreading disinformation on the internet.
I am not joking.
Homosexuals and women are very good at that.
That is not a diss.
That is a positive move.
But her specifically, I don't trust her because she used what?
She used the phrase mistruth already in the first like 20 seconds, which is a new word.
You invented that, Stacey.
You invented that.
luke guard
The fact that she's a news reporter and she's focused on telling us the truth now.
That whole thing is very interesting.
The irony is crazy.
The news, originally responsible for fake news, is now responsible for the truth.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, we've started a whole new, a whole new program, a new location, a new brand, everything.
Where this time, we're actually going to tell you the truth.
luke guard
Now we'll tell you this.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, so we've got a lot of new tasks.
elijah schaffer
We got more funding.
And so we're really the truth tellers today.
unidentified
Listen to this time to the people in them.
And so we want to show you our workings and really help you understand how we get to the bottom of what's happening.
And I'm going to give you a bit of a flavor of the kind of work that we have.
We have big screens, expensive screens.
We have to look at maps, to geolocate, geolocate live situation stuff that's going on.
This is just a map of central London where we are now.
And this is New Broadcasting House, where I'm speaking to you from.
And it's not so important perhaps for the center of London, but it is when we're analysing war zones or what's happening in hard-to-reach places.
And there's a story on the BBC website today.
It's looking at Russian fortifications on the front lines in Ukraine.
And you can read more about it there.
And there are other ways that we also are able to interrogate what's going on, including on social media.
I have some undercover accounts that I've set up for the BBC's AmeriCast podcast.
And we use these kinds of undercover accounts.
These are the characters that the accounts belong to to be able.
elijah schaffer
Wait.
So we're using disinformation campaigns.
We're using espionage disinformation campaigns.
And we're lying to people by creating fake accounts, alter accounts or alt accounts to verify the truth.
This sounds like a disinformation government campaign.
By the way, this is public broadcasting.
This is paid for by the government.
Doesn't this just sound like a government spy agency campaign?
kezia schaffer
So we run these fake profiles on Facebook.
We write comments.
And then we come and say, Gabriella, who's 44 years old and apolitical, is lying on this Facebook.
Oh, no, that's just Drew from down in the sales department who's on the thing.
It's like, huh?
What?
luke guard
This sounds like the Tsar of Truth in the Biden administration.
Is that what it's called?
Tsar of the Tsar of Ministry of Truth.
elijah schaffer
The Ministry of Truth.
luke guard
Sounds like that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, watch this.
Watch this.
unidentified
Really understand polarization online and how what's happening on our social media feeds and what we're being recommended and pushed to us can affect all of us.
And they don't offer us a totally exhaustive insight into what's going on, but they can help us understand just how social media works.
And then there's also investigating other mistruths and the real world harm they can cause.
At the moment, I'm investigating the UK's conspiracy theory movement.
I'm trying to understand more about how it's evolved and intensified since the pandemic here in the UK.
I'm looking at the alternative media that finds itself at the heart of this movement and a conspiracy theory newspaper that's a part of that as well.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Do you love how she literally takes this show and they're like, you see what the whole point of this is?
And it's always been the point of fact checking.
It's to discredit alt media, which would be non-government funded, non-mainstream media sources.
And that's the whole thing.
It's about discrediting.
They literally fact-check memes now.
And it's just the weirdest and most bizarre thing because it's like they but like see how they have it alternative media bunched between conspiracy theory newspaper?
What's that?
I don't even know what is that a conspiracy theory newspaper and then they have it bunched between UK conspiracy movement.
Hey, you know what my favorite thing is is when you ever heard of that the American conspiracy movement?
Hey, did you get you update your membership card to the American conspiracy movement?
I still haven't transferred my documents from the American conspiracy movement to the Australian conspiracy movement.
You know, we're still working on our on our logbooks.
unidentified
The fuck is this?
elijah schaffer
Oh, I gotta wait.
Hold up.
I'm not trying to curse on the show anymore.
Watching my language.
But what is this?
I don't know.
I'm freaking out because I feel like they think we're retarded and we're nice.
Like what is the point of this?
I don't understand.
luke guard
They're trying to validate what they're doing and what they're saying.
And it looks legit.
Look at that diagram.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, see those red arrows?
You can trust that.
That's how you know.
Yeah, it's a little bit more.
luke guard
They really focus on truth.
So I think, yeah.
You can believe that.
You can follow that.
elijah schaffer
We got the media and this conspiracy media.
Look, we got red lines.
Looks like my YouTube thumbnails are so many red arrows, right?
Foreign links.
kezia schaffer
Figures.
elijah schaffer
Funding.
Hey, listen, listen to this.
Look at far right figures.
kezia schaffer
Where's the far left?
Look.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
Look at what combating disinformation is.
It's just silencing the right wing.
And it's incredulous, though, and incredible at the same time.
Because when you really get down to the thick of it, okay?
Into the thick of it?
When you get down into the thick of it, oh, I hate that video.
When you get into the thick of it, what it really comes down to is we are in an information warfare.
Like, like I tell people on this YouTube channel, they've made this YouTube channel invisible.
Like, not only do most of our subscribers not get notifications, but that's why we're on Rumble and other, and we're going to be partnered with some other companies because they literally take this.
And if you look at our analytics, which I might even make a video on, it's down so far that it's the channels considered invisible.
Like you can't find it and you never could.
And then they obviously are like, oh, you know, this and that and whatever.
And they get on your case about it.
But it's like, yes, we're kind of like re, I'm having to like reestablish this.
And I'm working, you know, with YouTube to try to get this channel back in good standing with them.
But it's just ridiculous how because your views, we didn't, we've never violated terms of service.
We have no strikes.
We don't do anything.
But they just screw with the channel and they're open about it.
And they'll tell you because they just don't agree with your perspective.
And that's what it is.
Even Instagram has the same issue.
It's just screwing with people.
Facebook, they don't get you in trouble for like anything specific.
It's like, oh, you spread non-contextual information or, you know, your narratives are alarming.
And they just get you on stuff.
And then if they can't get you, they change the rules tomorrow and then take down your stuff from last week based off of rules that didn't exist until after you made your content.
It's like, it's something you can't keep up with.
It's kind of maddening.
luke guard
It's so ironic because this is in the name of truth, right?
This is what they're doing.
They're trying to protect, trying to keep everyone safe.
They're trying to keep everyone informed to what the truth is.
And it works.
Like, these news channels are being watched by like a majority of Australians.
There's so many people I know that get their information from the news.
It's not like no one's as big of a skeptic like America, like in Australia.
We're a lot more just trusting with our government and what our media is saying, which is very bad because this kind of stuff, if it's presented on the news in Australia, people will just eat it up.
Including like my family, you know?
My mom will just go, I watch this on the news, so this is facts.
unidentified
Wow.
luke guard
And so this works.
Like what they're doing, it works.
I don't know how it is in England or Britain, but in Australia, man, like if they had The major news channels?
Yeah, people would be like, oh, see?
Like, you can trust it even more.
You can trust it even more now.
Look at the arrows.
elijah schaffer
And this is not Kez's brother, by the way.
People are like, Kez's brother?
No, this is just Australian.
unidentified
Australia.
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
We're all related.
We all came off the boats together.
We've been in prison together.
luke guard
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
No, we're not related.
luke guard
Help.
elijah schaffer
All right.
On to the next thing.
We got to laugh a little bit.
We got to look at some laughter.
We got to look at some things.
Let's look at some funny things.
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All right.
Let's laugh a little bit.
We've got to talk about that.
Well, you wondered why the DNC is so successful in their ability to take people offline.
Like we were talking about with censorship.
The DNC actually has a hit list of accounts that they wanted to remove.
They actually have a list of like 10,000.
It got leaked of accounts of people that they want to remove.
And they track whether they, you can see this, like whether they've been suspended, whether they're active, like so they can lobby them.
I was really upset though, because out of 10,000 accounts that they had targeted of people that they wanted to remove, Elijah Schaefer was only 664.
We only made the top 1,000.
We didn't make like the top 100.
I only made the top, I'm number 664 and they're in their target of people they want to remove off the internet.
So that's unfortunate.
luke guard
What's this list from?
elijah schaffer
This is just some DNC activist group that got leaked to this list.
It's a very extensive list where they track people like through a chart of who's suspended and lobbying, people to get taken down.
And it just reminds me of why we lose because like I, oh, like, look at this.
I mean, it's pretty, pretty remarkable, right?
They literally track who they're able to remove and they get a lot of these people deactivated, suspended.
I mean, they really work to get right-wing accounts taken down.
luke guard
Who's doing this?
elijah schaffer
This is the Democrats in the United States.
Wow.
And I'm just kind of sad because 664.
kezia schaffer
Hate fake news has been suspended.
unidentified
Hate fake news is where a full one down.
elijah schaffer
But this is why we lose and I and I bring this up continually like the right wing loses because we spend all of our resources on nothing.
Because and I repeat this, if you're first time watching, the right wing is a lot of people who failed to make it in the establishment.
They failed to make it in establishment um movies Hollywood, like Destiny.
One of these left wing people like has pointed out and i've said it on this show, which I think is funny, we agree on this.
He's like.
He's like is there.
Is there a right wing person who doesn't like that's famous, that doesn't have like a failed Hollywood career?
You know like like, kind of like there didn't fail in comedy or fail somewhere and had to like jump into this?
The right wing is all about like taking the scraps of where your previous ideas failed because, like Boomers and everything will take anybody.
unidentified
Oh, look at this.
elijah schaffer
This is a previous trans person who loves and talks about conservative values.
Let's give them a show and then they put them on a conference.
Give them a show and these people don't hold values.
They're not loyal to a system, they're not loyal to a movement or a goal.
So they're just like gossipy bitchy, annoying people that tear each other down.
And the left is like good, and I always said this, the left has to spend no time destroying the right wing because they have the Daily Beast which, if you just saw Low and Lauren Bobert there like Lauren Bobert had to come out and explain that she's not having a fair with Sean Foit and Sean Foot had to put publicly because somebody from the right wing that wanted to attack her like leaked it and it got into the Daily Beast.
The Daily Beast is the drama tabloid of fake news for the right wing.
And the right wing leaks all their own drama and lies about their own side.
And the left wing's like cool, while you're busy infighting and attacking each other and being a bunch of bitchy drama girls, we're creating lists of the people like even like sub uh, subprimal accounts that we want to attack and we're systemically destroying all of your reach and we're literally taking over the country.
And the right wing's like, yeah, but but did you hear about Steven Crowder?
And you're like the left's like ha, we just got, while you were busy talking about Steven, we got a hundred more accounts suspended.
And that's just like what i'm saying like this is why they're successful, because they have a plan, they have a mission and they're focused on what they're focused on winning, and the right is just focused on like I don't know.
I don't know.
luke guard
They're at a huge advantage because they're running CIA FPI, right.
They also have a president running the country so, like they can, they can make everything look a certain way, which is massive compared to the right.
I mean, what kind of like pool and influence do they have?
You know, like it's limited and even what they say is like misconstrued and twisted and presented the wrong way.
So like yeah, it's like, even if you do the right thing, it probably won't look.
Look the right thing, it's not good.
elijah schaffer
Well, because you don't get any clout, and so like it's like dude, i'm just telling you you should go to, like some of these conferences, these right wing conferences and stuff like I don't know if you've seen, I don't know if you saw CPAC the year, that Trump's election, how they had the gold Trump statue yeah, it's epic.
I watched that like like, I don't know Dave, did you see that?
And like people were like there was a gold statue of Trump.
Now I like Trump, but like like, if you're so desperate for art at your conference, like that's just creepy to me, it's weird.
It's weird, i'm sorry, it's weird, and so that's what I mean.
Like so desperate to have like an like some display that you have like a gold Trump statue?
Weird stuff anyway, weird stuff.
I that's what I think, and I just look at this and I go, this is why we lose, because they actually have a plan.
What's our plan, like?
What's our plan?
I don't know?
That's a good question.
All right, I actually have some funny stuff.
That's not even the funny stuff.
I thought that was funny that we were only 664 though um yeah, this is actually funny.
So a uh, a local school um, THE ELO School District, I don't know what that is, provided menstrual products for students at no cost.
They said these products are available in all K-12 bathrooms as part of the menstrual dignity for students program.
Oregon's, oh, it's Oregon.
Oregon's Menstrual Dignity Act passed in 2021.
House Bill 3294 requiring schools to provide menstrual products in gender-neutral male and female restrooms, making them available to more than 552,000 students.
And somebody took a picture of their local high school of what they decided to do with the in the men's restroom.
That's in the men's restroom.
luke guard
Is this just a particular step?
One step?
LO?
elijah schaffer
That's Oregon, I guess.
I think the boys will be the boys, right?
Yeah.
Somebody kicked that off.
Just like pushed that right into the toilet.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I think one thing that men just don't want to talk about or think about is women's menstrual cycles.
And to just always be shoving it down their throats and putting it in their private spaces is silly.
elijah schaffer
We're literally trying to prevent women's menstrual cycles from being down our throats.
That's a huge part.
luke guard
It's people.
kezia schaffer
That's disgusting.
luke guard
It's people's, isn't it?
You can't say that.
People's menstrual cycles.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, birthing people's menstrual cycles.
kezia schaffer
No, please.
That is just so silly.
elijah schaffer
Also, speaking of that, somebody deleted it.
How does this happen?
kezia schaffer
Screenshotting.
elijah schaffer
I know.
I've been very sick.
I still am sick.
Okay.
So I can't.
Now, since we were on the topic of misinformation and disinformation, I was reminded of this tweet from Trump's campaign, I mean, during his presidency, of like how desperate the media was to tweet about him.
And I just saw this for some reason again, and it reminded me how crazy it was.
This is real, by the way.
This is from Twitter.
Screenshot from Twitter.
I love this one from the Huffington Post.
I wonder how BuzzFeed and MTV News and everything is going out of business now.
A tape might exist of Trump doing something in an elevator.
Though exactly where that somewhere is and what that something might be, no one in media can say.
That's because no one in media seems to have seen the tape or even if it's confident it exists.
luke guard
What a dumb, useless post.
kezia schaffer
Is this satire?
Is this a joke?
No.
elijah schaffer
This is real.
I remember this from 2018.
kezia schaffer
This isn't a joke?
elijah schaffer
No, this was real.
kezia schaffer
This feels like a Babylon B post.
elijah schaffer
That's why they have Not the Bee now.
Because there's like so many posts they have to clarify are like not jokes.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
There's the Babylon B and Not the Bee.
It's a different publication.
I don't know if it's the same owners, but there's a Not the Bee, which is very popular, which posts stuff like this.
kezia schaffer
Oh my gosh.
There's no way that can be real.
A tape might exist.
It's like that's like some, that's like the first seed of a rumor of gossip.
luke guard
That's all they need.
kezia schaffer
Maybe he did something and they probably have a recording in the elevator.
Like imagine if he did something and then wildfire off.
luke guard
These liberals love it.
They'll read that post and go, wow, I knew it.
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, he's sketchy.
There's no way we can confirm that he didn't do anything in an elevator.
luke guard
Don't believe it.
kezia schaffer
We need to find that tape.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that might exist, but nobody's seen it, but it might be real.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, but if it did happen, there could be a tape because usually they record what happens in elevators.
elijah schaffer
Oh, we love it.
We love it.
We love it here.
Okay, there's more to it.
It's a full article.
I'm telling you, you can go through the article.
So they publish a full article.
I just want to remind you like how.
luke guard
Speculation is fact.
elijah schaffer
See how long this is, too.
kezia schaffer
Oh, my gosh, what on earth could they possibly have to write about?
elijah schaffer
That's why we're calling them, we're calling journalists prostitutes now.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They're prestitutes.
kezia schaffer
I just want to get their words out.
luke guard
It's just like the Russian thing with Trump.
It's the same thing.
Oh, yeah, this probably happened.
And then like two years later, they do it.
Investigate it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
I don't know why this is in here at all, but these were some.
Why is this in here?
Oh, I don't know, but we'll put this in here.
I think Mike probably put this in here.
But this is just to say these are some Quaker names from the 1700s.
You want to bring back Waste?
The people who founded Whittier?
John Greenlea, like the Quakers, the peaceful.
They're Christians, Protestants.
Anyways, look at these names from the Quakers.
It's so good.
You had a Charity Nut.
kezia schaffer
What?
elijah schaffer
A Charity Nut?
Is that like a when do you bust a charity nut?
That's the question.
luke guard
What's a Quake?
What's anything you said?
I don't know.
kezia schaffer
Discipline Matthews.
elijah schaffer
You have Rich Whale, which apparently is a lot of body positive TikTokers these days.
kezia schaffer
You know, growing up in Africa, which I did, I met some kids with some pretty funny names.
And the local people in Africa like to name their children things that they hope they will come to.
Like Patience is a very common girl's name.
But I knew a boy, a school book.
And I also knew, I went to school with these twin boys called PG and PJ, which was short for Praise God and Praise Jesus.
unidentified
Yes.
So give them school books so that they would be good steward.
luke guard
No way.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, it's so funny.
You just never know.
unidentified
What the hell?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, those names are ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
All right.
We've got to get into the next topic here.
As we jump into this, these are the WTF.
Don't forget, guys, that you can join as well at the, you can join the locals.
So check it out, Legischaf.locals.com.
You got to join the community.
And you can also follow us at rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
It's so important that you join the fight and the fun.
And to kind of bring that up here and to remind you guys where you guys can get when you're on there, you guys can add even super chats, which is so, so, so absolutely good.
And so feel free to send those because people love to send memes like this.
You know what I mean?
People love to send these.
So you can send whatever you want in there and you can join the community.
And we're all sick, so sorry about that.
But let's get into WTF.
These are things that don't make sense.
We have some good ones today.
Oh, what the heck?
How did that happen?
I don't know.
Can we like not?
Let me see.
How do we do this?
So let me do this.
Now this should work.
There you go.
Now it works.
Now it works.
Let's get into this weird stuff, right?
this Okay, this is actually a story that I resonated with a lot This was a student got a zero on the assignment for using the words biological woman.
This is not even a joke.
unidentified
They used the phrase biological woman, got a zero on the assignment.
elijah schaffer
Check this out.
unidentified
A zero on a project proposal in my class because I used the term biological woman, which is apparently not allowed anymore.
She even said it was a good project proposal, but I got a zero because I use this term as exclusionary and not allowed anymore.
And I 100% know that this is like the most biased grade ever because my project is about transgenders competing in biological women's sports.
How am I supposed to do my final project if I can't use the word biological women?
But that's what my project is about.
I got a zero on a project proposal in my class because you know it's funny.
elijah schaffer
So I wrote publicly because I had lost a lot of points on a essay in a theology class for in context using the phrase colored people instead of POC.
And I had to have a talk with the professor.
And I like some comment.
I love random commenters on Twitter.
It's like, do you have evidence this happened?
I was like, yeah, man.
We really need evidence because, you know, it's very rare that people are getting in trouble at universities for not applying politically correct language.
That's like literally the rules.
Like if you don't use politically correct language, no one updated me.
I can't, I can't keep up with the updates anymore.
It's like it's like Windows, right?
There's too many updates going on for me to like keep track of like what's okay and what's not okay to say.
I don't know anymore.
luke guard
Is this like a female professor?
elijah schaffer
Oh yeah, she was Asian.
This is the one that asked me if Jesus could have been gay.
Yeah, because of his relationship with Peter or whatever.
luke guard
Just in that TikTok before that there was a weird word at the end of that script, the writing in the TikTok.
kezia schaffer
Oh, what the teacher said.
luke guard
And there's like, yeah, the last word was some weird word to explain what the issue is.
Yeah.
Heteronumero.
unidentified
What?
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Heteroproclever herpes?
No, heteronormativity.
luke guard
Yeah, that's the term for like saying what she said.
That's a term.
Have you heard that term before?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's 100% a term.
unidentified
Damn.
elijah schaffer
Heteronormativity is why we had a son.
He's going to keep it going.
kezia schaffer
Does that mean like same-sex couples are normal?
elijah schaffer
No, heteronormativity means like trying to keep it normal that like being gay isn't normal.
kezia schaffer
Right, that's what I just said.
elijah schaffer
Oh.
kezia schaffer
That's same-sex couple.
elijah schaffer
It came from a female's voice, so I heard it after.
unidentified
Ridiculous.
kezia schaffer
I love you.
luke guard
What state was that in?
elijah schaffer
Who knows?
luke guard
Because that's really interesting to me.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
luke guard
It's weird.
Like, in America, some states are crazy.
other states are normal so it's like he doesn't specify Where do you want to live in America?
Like, if you're a normal person, but what's a normal person?
Yeah, a red state.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
No, I don't, I don't know.
I also know this too.
This is also a weird thing, too.
This was, I thought, was being normalized here was that this girl was traveling the world and dating a man in every country until she finds Mr. Wright.
kezia schaffer
Dating a different man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, which also includes intercourse, too.
So don't want to do this for the next 10 years.
Eventually I want to find someone and get married and all that.
Spoken by a true modern woman, getting married and all that.
And so she travels the world and has sex with men in every single country, which is, I mean, I don't know.
I don't really, I mean, I don't really know if that's how you find the right person.
You know, like, I know everyone has their own proclivities and people make their own choices and she's an adult and she can do so.
But I feel like you're also opening yourself up to very many venereal options because I feel like that's kind of dangerous.
Like on a biological hazardous point.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, and aside from just like the sexual aspect of that, there are a lot of countries and cultures that I would not date or marry a man from because they have different views on marriage or women or all the the culture is just different.
So I would probably stay within my own culture, like the United States, the UK, but I would never.
Not with a crooked tooth British person.
luke guard
You've got other issues like feminine men.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Wow.
So boom.
That was the big take, Elanjo?
elijah schaffer
That was a really big take.
Good job, guys.
Good job, guys.
All right.
luke guard
What's a take?
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
These next stories are from you guys.
These are choices from locals.
So remember, like I said, you can go to locals, but you also can pick the choices.
You guys have been picking the stories for this segment.
Sorry about last time, but Brian Strzok had a lot to say, and so we just didn't make it through like halfway through the show, and the show went for like two hours.
I have no idea what happened, but you guys really enjoyed it.
If you were on Rumble, it was really, really great, and you were able to make it.
But these, of course, are stories you guys chose.
So let's get into this.
This is Kez's favorite song, too, because it reminds her of Dancing Crabs.
Don't you like this one?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I like it.
elijah schaffer
I do too.
Let's get into this All right, ladies and gentlemen, we are here.
Dan Bongino was on Timcast, apparently.
I have no idea what that has to do with anything, but these are stories that you guys have picked, and that's where we're at.
And people are mentioning Brandon talking.
Okay, so a lot of you have said this.
So Jim Carrey, right, is famous for talking about how the world was meaningless.
He was a staunch atheist, but apparently he's converted to Christianity unconfirmed, or he claims to have found salvation.
I thought this was a really moving video.
Listen to this.
It's actually pretty deep, deep thought, because remember he was really depressed.
This guy was really depressed.
He's retired from acting.
He hates Hollywood.
I don't know if you know his whole story.
He's the one who famously said he hopes everyone gets rich and famous so that you realize that it's not the answer.
And he's just been very depressed for many years and he had some great words.
Listen.
unidentified
Made a decision to transcend and to leave darkness behind.
And it takes a champion to make that decision.
And I really want to speak to the fact that I've had some challenges in the last couple of years myself.
And ultimately, I believe that suffering leads to salvation.
And in fact, it's the only way that we have to somehow accept and not deny, but feel our suffering and feel our losses.
And then we make one of two decisions.
We either decide to go through the gate of resentment, which leads to vengeance, which leads to self-harm, which leads to harm to others.
Or we go through the gate of forgiveness, which leads to grace.
elijah schaffer
Everybody said that he's lying, though, that he's an actor and he's making this up.
But how would you know that?
I understand being skeptical.
He's an actor.
But how do you know?
Are we really going to condemn him?
Like, do we really know what he did?
luke guard
Why?
elijah schaffer
Why not try to encourage him to make it a reality, even if he's acting?
luke guard
Seems genuine.
He looks genuine with what he's saying.
I've seen a bunch of clips of him actually saying similar things about God and his transition to kind of like the truth and looking into the Bible.
And yeah, it doesn't look.
elijah schaffer
He could just be on a journey, right?
He might not have actually converted.
And what's weird too about this movement on the right wing is people use the phrase a lot, converted, but they don't use the phrase transformation.
So everybody's always talking about, oh, I converted to Catholicism.
I converted to Islam.
I converted.
But did you see transformation?
Because, you know, confirmation is more than just conversion.
To be confirmed and to like see the fruit of your labor, I mean, and I am a very flawed individual and I'm not one to tell anyone, oh, you know, I'm going to prove you're a bad person because you made a mistake or whatever.
We have to be open about the struggle of life.
However, I do find it interesting that everyone talks about like, you know, it's just by name.
So like, oh, I'm, you know, I'm, I'm this or I'm that.
But it's like, did, has the working of God, has the scripture been working on your heart?
Has it been transforming you by the renewing of your mind?
And if it hasn't, then it doesn't mean you didn't convert, but that should be your focus rather than telling everyone that you're a part of an organization.
Because then religion becomes very a godless.
It becomes, or I guess a god or godless.
It becomes very non-transcendental because you end up just making it like it's a pronoun.
Oh, I'm a Catholic or I'm a Protestant or I'm a Muslim.
And you're not like, hey, I've given my heart to God and I've submitted myself to the authority of him and I am living my life every day or I'm trying my best to live for God and to submit the parts of me that I don't want, that I'm holding on to.
And I'm going to start disciplining myself and asking for the power of the Holy Spirit.
And I'm going to seek the love of Christ and the softening of my heart.
That's what a lot of us need, right?
That's what I've had is I've had a hardening of heart.
So I'm asking him to soften my heart, to be sensitive, to be able to like start being actually enacting the things he wants me to do.
But it's like everyone's so judgmental and just about like, are you converted or not?
But it's a very, it could be a very long path of confirmation.
It really can.
luke guard
I think it just implies change, you know, when you can, if you're converting to something, if you're changing to believe a certain thing, then the implication is that like what you believe goes along with it.
What you choose to do, your actions go along with that choice of conversion.
And so, and it's a process.
It's like it's a time thing.
Like you don't immediately become different, but you change over time.
You know, and it's like how genuine your choice is in regards to what you want to do and how much you want to be different or better has a lot to do with it instead of just identifying as a whatever it is, whatever denomination you're in.
elijah schaffer
Because change is difficult.
So it's much easier to just be like, oh, I converted than to actually be like, hey, because if you make it all just about converting, then you don't have to play a part in the work, right?
Because faith without works is dead.
And so it's like, you know, just I'm a person of faith.
I'm a person of faith.
And I mean that I've learned it from experience.
I've gone back and forth a lot of times, but I know when I gave, when I decided last year that I was going to really like give my heart back to God, it's still been a struggle, right?
There's still like that like resistance to just like when you wake up in the morning, the simple discipline of, are you going to acknowledge God and give him the power and the authority over your day?
Are you going to say, I'm going to submit to you?
Are you going to be and align your choices with him?
Some days you're just sick like I am today and you just don't feel good and you don't care about anything.
But it's like, that's where it comes in genuinely.
It is slow and it's gradual.
And so I think it's really weird that we're so superficial in our society that we've turned faith in God to literally being a they, them pronoun.
It's like, oh, I'm no longer a me, a me, my.
I'm a us, them.
And it's like, but what's the depth to that?
What do you mean by your new identity in Christ?
What does that look like?
And when it says you are clothed with righteousness, you've thrown off your rags, you know, you're unholy.
It's like you have a new mind.
You're being renewed.
And your old works were like, you know, they were like filthy rags.
And so now you are justified by faith and by faith alone.
But yet you still have to have that actual decision making daily to use your free will in alignment with God.
And so when people just look at this and are like, yeah, he's faking it.
It's like, well, let him prove it by the testing of his time.
Like, let's just watch.
And why is your first thought negativity?
That sucks.
luke guard
It's really hard.
elijah schaffer
I don't like that.
luke guard
It's hard to judge, bro.
Like, that kind of thing.
Like, when your attitudes align towards something that you think is right, there's a whole bunch of adjustment that actually has to take place.
And then there's like a massive fight every day to do the right thing.
Like, that's really difficult to do the right thing because we're naturally inclined to just do what we want, right?
And being selfish and like not loving people is pretty easy to do, actually.
Like, I mean, like, the world's pretty nuts.
We have a lot of reasons to hate and to be angry.
And like, to choose to be different is a fight.
We can't always look like the way we want to look.
So it's just the adjustment and like the habit that you form is really the, I guess, it's the persona that we're trying to adapt to is the goal.
And it's like it's an everyday thing, you know?
You die to yourself every day.
And really like what you become is a result of what you do.
Just like you said, right?
Faith without works is dead.
And it's represented by like what you do.
So the Bible says you'll know them by their fruits.
And so like your actions really dictate what you believe in.
And at the end of the day, it's really hard to judge what people genuinely think and believe.
But like, usually, like the Bible says, we also have discernment.
So like usually it's, it's, um, you'll know what people believe by what they do and how they act.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You have any thoughts?
kezia schaffer
Um I have a few, but I think I perhaps I'm just a woman, but I think I tend to be a little bit more skeptical, but I'm I'm always happy to give people time to prove me wrong.
But it's like, yeah, I think I don't really know much about him or anything.
I don't think suffering leads to salvation.
unidentified
I think Jesus leads to salvation.
kezia schaffer
But I think suffering's important.
elijah schaffer
Suffering could lead to repentance, though.
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
I wonder if, yeah, I think everyone's on their journey.
It sounds a little bit more like a spiritual journey to me rather than I found God and by God, like Jesus.
luke guard
Suffering's like character building.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, suffering.
luke guard
Suffering forms you.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, but it's not your salvation.
Only Jesus.
Only through the sun.
elijah schaffer
By the way, everyone's talking crap on my camera flicking ability.
Like, I love it.
It reminds me of being on a spinny ride.
unidentified
Oh.
kezia schaffer
I like the spinny rides where it goes so fast that you're like stuck to the side and you have to try to move your body.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and a couple of these stories that you guys sent, we're going to be doing them on the next show because I actually have compiled some of your stuff and I can't show this here.
But if you like this and you want to join for the rest of the show, we're going to be talking about more of this because I can't talk about much more of your guys' stuff.
You guys can, of course, continue the show on locals.
It remains uninterrupted on locals, which is so great.
But we're going to keep going on Rumble.
So I'm going to put the link in the chat.
If you're on YouTube, head over to rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
I'll see you there.
unidentified
My butt is numb And we're back.
elijah schaffer
We're back.
We're back.
I can't, I wanted to play this, but I couldn't play this.
So apparently there was a carnival and all the teens, remember, there was a bunch of TikTokers who were there.
You guys set this in, a bunch of TikTokers that ended up rioting and taking over.
unidentified
DM me's getting drum!
Oh my god!
DM!
Hey!
elijah schaffer
Apparently they started breaking stuff.
There was this whole thing and they all started like taking apart the entire I would not get off the Ferris wheel at that point.
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
I would just be like, all right, I'm not.
luke guard
Why is it TikTokers?
elijah schaffer
They're all a bunch of TikTokers.
luke guard
They are?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they got their owners.
luke guard
They're TikTok content.
elijah schaffer
They're all getting their content.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
It's a bunch of TikTokers.
Everybody knows that, right?
Am I right?
luke guard
What's the goal?
What's the outcome?
unidentified
It's like... Just beat people up?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the outcome.
All right, guys, we're going to have to bring our energy levels up.
My energy is here.
We got to be here.
Because we got TikTokers and they're trying to get content.
A couple of other stories that you guys brought up that I thought was very, very fascinating.
That I guess it's not, the link isn't working, but it's Isaac Butterfield who's in trouble, the Human Rights Council, in order because he made a joke, an inappropriate joke, and the Queensland Human Rights Council is now calling him to court for his humor on his YouTube videos.
And it's where Australia's gone.
For some reason, the link isn't working, though.
So I don't know why it's not, but I've seen it.
kezia schaffer
I wonder if you tried to leapfrog over a couple Jews.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's probably the problem.
unidentified
Dang.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I can't even open up.
And one of your articles doesn't open up.
So you guys got to send a few more articles, but I want to look at something positive.
I want to switch it before we get into our other last two segments of the show, which of course is something to celebrate.
And I did like this last.
This video is very nice.
It's very nice.
And little Elijah Jr., which is not his name, but we call him Elijah Jr. on the show because he's his debut.
This is things that I think are enjoyable, and you might too.
Well, a woman became, I guess the tweet was deleted.
Why do people delete all the good tweets?
We literally have nothing now.
kezia schaffer
You just have to say it from memory.
Say the tweet from memory.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm going to bring something up.
I'm going to actually do something.
I'm going to bring something up that is, I'm going to bring something up.
Okay.
We're going to make it happen and we're going to bring it up.
Give me a second here.
kezia schaffer
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Give me a second.
kezia schaffer
It's your time to shine.
luke guard
All right, I'm on.
elijah schaffer
Let's work.
luke guard
I'm in pain.
kezia schaffer
I could never, I could never fill blank space.
elijah schaffer
No, it's, we'll just play this one of these shorts from, we'll play a couple shorts from Kez.
We'll play a couple shorts.
So now we're uploading short content as well.
These are some great shorts from Kez from our last street video.
We'll just play it.
kezia schaffer
I've already saw this because this is from the last video that everyone.
elijah schaffer
I know, but watch the short because I put time into editing these and I want to play up.
luke guard
Do we have any footage from my, you know, my friend?
Not yet.
elijah schaffer
Do you think that it's important before you get married to tell each other how many people you've slept with?
unidentified
That should mean sh ⁇ .
No.
How many hamburgers have you had before you got married?
elijah schaffer
I'm an American, so too many.
unidentified
Like, how many f ⁇ ing swims in the ocean have you had before you got married?
Like, it shouldn't matter.
It doesn't make sense to me how even these married women who are going to be having children and raising the next generation.
And that's how they're going to teach their daughters sex.
Just like having a hamburger.
It's just like swimming in the ocean.
kezia schaffer
It doesn't matter.
unidentified
Have as much sex as you want with as many people as you want.
Become incredibly vulnerable before as many people as you want because your naked body, your vulnerability, your intimacy means nothing.
It's like eating a hamburger.
A man having sex with you is just like him having a hamburger.
That's how worthless your body is.
elijah schaffer
I feel like that was a pretty good point she made there, right?
The edit's pretty fire too, right?
Come on, where are we at?
unidentified
Yes.
luke guard
It's repulsive, eh?
This is what we live with in Australia.
This is what we have.
There's a lot of this.
This is very disappointing.
It's very sad.
Depressing, really.
Man.
elijah schaffer
I think we have one more, too.
luke guard
We have one more.
Look, these are majority of Australian girls.
These really are.
elijah schaffer
They are, right?
This one, too.
Watch.
This one's good, too.
unidentified
Single because guys suck.
elijah schaffer
What sucks the most about guys?
unidentified
The dating scene is very much like guys don't know what they want, but they continue to try and treat you like a girlfriend without the labels.
This kind of shit.
elijah schaffer
Do you feel like body count is a significant factor for guys in terms of who they choose to marry?
unidentified
No.
kezia schaffer
She gets mad that, oh, well, we get the girlfriend experience, but there's no label.
So it's the commitment that's missing.
You're my girl, and we're in this together and whatever.
They want a commitment, and the boys don't.
Maybe they just are like, oh, great.
unidentified
I'll get sex.
I'll get cooked meals.
I'll get, you know, the girlfriend experience, but I don't have to commit to her.
kezia schaffer
And I can have this girl and that girl.
unidentified
So I think the girls are sort of shooting themselves in the foot.
kezia schaffer
Men and women are just different and they just can't hang the same way and that's not bad.
unidentified
That's not a bad thing and that's not a negative thing on women.
kezia schaffer
We just need to live in our design of we want to be with the boys, but we want a commitment.
unidentified
Fire fire points and fire edits.
kezia schaffer
Sometimes when I watch myself back, I go, I feel like I can't.
Everything makes sense in my head, but when I say it out in my words, I don't know if the point that I'm trying to make really clearly comes through.
luke guard
Yeah, it does.
It does.
It was good.
Really good stuff.
The thing about cooking meals, I don't know.
I don't know about that.
I don't think that really happens anymore either.
unidentified
What?
luke guard
Yeah.
That's rare.
elijah schaffer
How about this, though?
How about this?
This one did a couple million views on TikTok.
I want to just watch this edit.
I think this is one of the best edits.
This is, these are my edits here.
I think this edit is so good.
kezia schaffer
Before you play this, can I just say, I have been hearing, is this the one that you are doing?
elijah schaffer
This is the first time you're going to stop.
kezia schaffer
Video play over.
elijah schaffer
I'm very proud of it.
I'm proud of this video.
kezia schaffer
I'll be in the other room and I'll just hear the music start off.
I'll go, all right, bring it over here.
Let's watch it again.
elijah schaffer
It's really good.
Have you seen this edit?
I think I've seen it.
I think I sent it to you.
luke guard
Maybe.
elijah schaffer
I think it's so good.
Oh, I think it just encapsulates the night.
It encapsulates the night.
This one?
unidentified
Watch.
elijah schaffer
And you know what?
This is how our YouTube sucks.
What's your body count?
unidentified
Like, six bro?
kezia schaffer
10, 11, maybe?
elijah schaffer
How high is your body count?
unidentified
Pretty high.
elijah schaffer
Pretty high?
Like, how high?
unidentified
80-ish.
I'm so focused on me.
I don't really think about people that I've slept with.
elijah schaffer
Are you out here to get girls tonight?
unidentified
Are you out here to have fun?
Have fun.
elijah schaffer
You're not trying to get girls.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Why not?
unidentified
She's having a good time with the boys.
luke guard
She's having a good time.
unidentified
Having a good time she gave and just enjoying the night.
luke guard
Not worrying about life, you know?
elijah schaffer
Does that include getting girls?
unidentified
No, getting that connection with the boys, you know?
elijah schaffer
Like it's supposed to be, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
How high is too high of a body count?
luke guard
She said she was 12.
unidentified
Not much blood can admit to that.
Like it's supposed to be right.
I'll tell you like a chair.
It's a pummy burger.
luke guard
Not worrying about life, you know.
unidentified
So whoa, welcome.
luke guard
That connection with the boy.
unidentified
He's a copyright.
luke guard
He's gonna go home.
elijah schaffer
I'm gonna give some a shake from a can.
My guy, right here.
unidentified
I'm not crying.
luke guard
You all funny.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that such a good thing?
That was such a good thing with the boys.
unidentified
By the way, I feel like I want to be a what we won with the boys.
elijah schaffer
But also, to show you how jacked up our YouTube is, we have we have like over half a million subscribers.
And of every like, I uploaded that to platforms.
Like, I didn't have any followers on TikTok.
We just made a new one and it got 8,000 followers from that video.
I put that on Twitter and got more views.
Like, I can put a video on my Instagram, my personal Instagram with 60,000 followers and get 10 times as many views on YouTube.
And now we have the same amount of people that watch the show on Rumble.
We have sometimes more, we have our last episode, we have more views on Rumble than on YouTube.
YouTube is a it sucks, man.
YouTube's like, they don't, you can't get views on YouTube for this channel for some reason anymore.
It doesn't, YouTube doesn't work.
Everything else works, but it makes me sad because I want that video to go viral on YouTube and it went viral on every other platform except YouTube because YouTube put a limit on the account.
So we may blow up the account.
No, we may blow up the account because we got to get these street videos out.
But no, listen, I think we might have broken the matrix because we did the last street video and the views are going back up.
So think about this.
What if in the future we partner with some people, we do different kinds of content, but we focus the YouTube on making videos that would potentially go viral.
We try to reach the masses.
We use it intelligently because YouTube just doesn't work for us anymore.
However, that clip, we have a lot more of that where that came from.
And we have some clips from you too, except for the fact that some of them are blurry because you somehow were distracted not looking at the screen.
luke guard
I was getting bumped.
I was getting surprised.
elijah schaffer
No, no, what were you looking at that you didn't notice that it was blurry?
That's what I want to know.
luke guard
Boys.
elijah schaffer
Looking at the boys.
unidentified
I don't know.
kezia schaffer
I want to know.
elijah schaffer
I don't.
kezia schaffer
I never even thought of that video.
Did all the boys like that video?
Did it bring a tear to their eyes to know what it feels like to be out with boys?
luke guard
Is this fixable?
This YouTube situation is it strikes?
You got no, no, no, no.
elijah schaffer
So like it's that 96% of our views now as like last week are from subscribers, which means when they do that, that means that they don't, like, nobody that isn't subscribed even can find the show.
It just means like, and then that other 4% is just from like shorts, you know, random, like randomly seen the shorts.
They don't suggest, like, you can't, you can't get the, it won't get suggested to new people.
It just won't.
And they've, they've, like, restricted it.
I mean, it's demonetized.
It's like been hit multiple times.
No, we don't, we don't violate terms of service.
Like, what it happened last year when I was at, when I was at Blaze TV, YouTube was just like, this channel is like, was already on borderline.
And then they were like, it was like maybe February, March.
This is when we hit the main issue.
They were just like, hey, your channel is like not basic.
We try to get a creator reward, basically.
We try to get like a, we thought something was wrong.
So we requested the plaque that said we had like how many subs because we never got it.
And YouTube was like, hey, actually, Fleckas didn't get one either.
And a bunch of channels, they were like, we actually have these designation of channels that we feel like are not in line with our values and we don't reward them.
luke guard
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I was like, what?
So that's what it, that's what, that's like the disinformation.
Big tech will not reward you.
luke guard
Elon needs to buy YouTube.
elijah schaffer
Isn't it worth a trillion dollars though?
luke guard
I think trillion.
elijah schaffer
I think so.
I think it's worth like a trillion bucks.
luke guard
But that would fix this.
elijah schaffer
what is this Where's this?
Where's this you button?
Why are we having sorry?
There was an update and what there was an update.
And so half the time now, this is like, I'm having like issues with half the buttons are not working on my thing.
luke guard
It's a pretty wholesome video.
Half of that.
elijah schaffer
We love it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Where is this?
luke guard
Wholesome dudes, just having fun, hanging out with the boys.
unidentified
So nice.
luke guard
Doing weird weird stuff.
12-year-old girl was involved.
elijah schaffer
She said she was 12.
Yeah, by the way, someone said that there's shadow ban and there's super shadow ban.
That's what we traditionally call it, by the way, the shadow ban.
But also, too, guess what?
Who cares?
Because we're going to look at videos that are disgusting, and we've got to look at them and talk about them.
All right.
This is a clip from my OnlyFans for Rumble subscribers only.
This is not disgusting, but somebody had posted this a guy This was an advertisement for gymwear.
I'm not I'm not joking an advertisement for gymwear The gym wear has gotten out of hand girls are already wearing yeah, but like the gymwear has just gotten out of hand, okay?
It's gotten out of hand and it's gotten out of hand.
This is like are you kidding me?
You're wearing this to the gym.
This is just lingerie.
It's just lingerie.
kezia schaffer
Is this like underwear for under your gym clothes or that's it?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
kezia schaffer
The exercise clothes.
luke guard
That'll get you.
elijah schaffer
That looks like girls wear that stuff to the gym for sure.
luke guard
That'll get you there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I just like that.
And definitely in Australia, girls wear that stuff.
luke guard
Oh, yeah.
kezia schaffer
That's really crazy.
luke guard
In Australia, yes.
elijah schaffer
But, I mean, but speaking of, I'm not saying but for any other reason, but I'm just going to say that these are the same girls who complain for being objectified.
Why are men staring?
kezia schaffer
Why is he staring at me?
Why can't he just focus on his own workout?
elijah schaffer
I would prefer if women, like, there's always guys that are like, the guys in the chat that are like, dude, speak for yourself.
I love it.
Clearly don't take the gym seriously because you actually don't want this.
This is actually counterproductive to going to the gym.
It actually is counterproductive.
You don't want to be distracted.
And you're a guy.
You have biological mechanisms.
He's uncomfortable already.
He's not even looking at the screen.
He's keeping his...
He's not looking at the screen.
luke guard
I'm not listening to you.
I'm just looking at the screen.
Yeah, I don't know about that.
elijah schaffer
I'm taking it off.
No more on.
It's not going to be on anymore.
Take it off.
No more taking it.
luke guard
Counterproductive.
Is that what you think?
I don't know, bro.
I think the opposite.
kezia schaffer
You think it motivates you more?
luke guard
Absolutely.
Like, it's just automatic.
I'm telling you, man.
elijah schaffer
Now, the guys all, then they all try to impress the girls.
And the guys don't goof around as much and have a good time.
I'm not joking.
luke guard
Even if they're not looking at you, you want to do more.
You want to push out another rep. You just do.
elijah schaffer
Well, you're not married and you're just a single horny guy, so that makes sense.
luke guard
It's kind of like you're not trying to do it.
It's just like it's just, it just happens, right?
You just want to work harder.
All of a sudden, you're very focused on what you're doing.
You know what I mean?
That's what happens.
elijah schaffer
It changes the gym culture.
luke guard
It changes the gym culture.
And like does something next to you on a gym on gym equipment next to you.
You work harder.
kezia schaffer
Because you want to impress her.
luke guard
It's not even that I'm trying to do that or I'm thinking that way.
It's just like, all of a sudden it doesn't hurt so much, right?
The pain that you're in, it's not as much pain.
kezia schaffer
Interesting.
elijah schaffer
He's down.
This guy's down bad.
He's down really bad.
He's down really bad.
He is from such a dry and barren desert.
luke guard
It's...
elijah schaffer
When you're at the gym, here's the thing as a married man.
When you're at the gym and you're going to the gym, what I notice is, number one, when there's girls like this, do you know who's the most annoying?
Is that one group of teenagers who were at the gym with you?
And now they're always happening to be at the equipment next to the girl and they take like three hours to get through it.
luke guard
The teenage boys?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
So that's super annoying.
Number two, watching every guy do this.
Ready?
In the mirror.
But no, the three is, is the reason why it pisses me off is because it's like, bitch, you know what you're doing.
You know what you're doing.
And they always, they're only working on legs and butt every single time.
And it's like, I'm trying to work out.
I'm trying to work out and you're in your underwear ass maxing.
Okay?
We all know about the ass max.
You're ass maxing in front of me and it is distracting and I'm trying to get my work done.
And now we have teenage boys hovering around the equipment and I don't want to go over there.
I have to think about it.
Should I go over there and work out or not?
Because like, do I go work out next to this person intentionally and join the teenage boys?
What's up, fellow teens?
Or do I just work out over here?
It's too much thought.
I'm trying to pick up heavy things and put them back down.
And that's not it.
It's distracting.
luke guard
I've never been that worried about it.
I just, I just, automatic motivation.
That's what happens.
It's like you're ready on pre-workout and you just like double it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's never been worried about it.
I've seen him at the gym.
We know exactly where his eyes are.
unidentified
He's with the teen boys.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Scooch over boys.
elijah schaffer
He's with the teenagers.
unidentified
Hello, teens.
luke guard
No, it helps.
It definitely does.
If you walk into a gym and it's all guys, you're just like, ugh.
It's less motivating.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I'm sorry.
Girls dress like this, not girls not present, just women dress like, this is to me is an inappropriate gym outfit.
That's what I think.
They even have restrictions on guys.
You can't wear shirtless as a guy.
You can't go shirtless as a guy.
They don't let you.
luke guard
You're right, bro.
It is inappropriate.
You shouldn't like it as much as I do.
elijah schaffer
No, I didn't say you don't get to not like it.
I'm saying it's counterproductive to gym culture because now it's like, now you're just getting, like, gym should all, you're just getting, like, you're just getting too far.
You know what I mean?
Someone said, I want to see this in my bedroom, not the gym.
The chat says.
I don't know.
luke guard
It's helpful.
To me, it's helpful.
I feel like they're impressed with me.
Like, in my head, that's kind of how I think about it so bad.
Whatever I'm doing, they're just like, these hot girls are looking at me going, damn, he's pretty strong.
Really?
So I'm thinking about it.
kezia schaffer
So in your head, you think these girls are just giving away compliments.
elijah schaffer
Which head is he thinking with?
Which head is he thinking with?
kezia schaffer
Stop.
unidentified
He's not thinking with the noggin.
luke guard
He's thinking with the Christian, is it?
elijah schaffer
You need to repent.
Give your life to Christ.
luke guard
This is the struggle I'm in.
On the Gold Coast, bro.
It's a problem.
elijah schaffer
The women are nearly naked.
kezia schaffer
He needs to take notes from that guy in the last video.
It's all about the boys.
Not trying to get girls.
It's just about the connection with the boys.
luke guard
He's a wholesome dude.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
luke guard
He knows what he's doing.
kezia schaffer
He's a good boy.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This is a wholesome show for children.
So let's keep it on point here.
kezia schaffer
For children with children.
unidentified
I got bronchitis.
Ain't nobody getting tapped for it.
Ain't nobody getting tapped for it.
Ain't nobody getting tempted.
Ain't nobody getting tapped.
Ain't nobody getting tapped.
Ain't nobody getting tapped in.
I told you.
What did I tell you?
Didn't I tell you?
Cause I told you.
elijah schaffer
Sorry.
I need to.
kezia schaffer
It's a quick costume change.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
luke guard
All right.
Nice.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Thank you.
kezia schaffer
Are you here?
elijah schaffer
No.
But I'm back.
This is what I wear for this part of the show.
luke guard
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I got bronchitis.
I do.
You know what?
I look like I might just perform in a Sewe.
What's happening?
Okay.
So I don't know if you guys remember this guy here who beat up and the guy I think the guy later died.
If you remember He beat up like elderly people in the war.
Stop that there, damn.
Reminding you that this is this was the soldier saying, this is what we fight for, what we're fighting for, by the way, that's what their soldiers were saying in World War II as they stormed the beaches.
Right, this is the country we want.
Well, That's just an old video.
I wanted to say of the guy who committed these crimes.
Charges were now we're calling him a COVID patient, right?
That's what his new name is.
He's a COVID patient.
That's the new name.
Charges dismissed against COVID patient who assaulted senior citizen in nursing home.
In fact, they're now saying, they're now saying he shouldn't be in prison.
Marty Hayden said about his son, Jaden, now 22, who'd been facing multiple charges, including assault for beating of Norman Bledsoe inside a nursing home.
And the story goes on to say that now the family of the guy who beat him is suing the nursing home because he shouldn't have been placed there because he's unstable mentally and that it's the nursing home's fault.
kezia schaffer
Did he work at the nursing home?
elijah schaffer
No, I don't think so.
I think he was just like a patient, but it was like because it was during COVID.
He was just locked down or something.
But from my understanding, they're finding a lawyer and now they're blaming whoever placed his son there around old people.
It's not his son's fault.
Because his son heard voices or something.
And this is again now COVID patients are being the charges are dismissed because they're considered mentally unstable.
So charges dropped in the beating of the old person for a COVID patient and they're suing whoever placed him in the code.
That's America.
That's our that there you go.
That's how it goes.
Mr. Hayden, they're finding a good lawyer.
luke guard
Sometimes I think a lot of these cases are race related.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's it's it's called George Soros's bail reform.
luke guard
We have the same thing here.
Aboriginals.
Like they're getting away with murder.
Literally murder.
Like and domestic abuse and everything.
unidentified
Yeah.
luke guard
Like rape.
Like there is no charges or jail time.
It's like it's not even a slap on the wrist.
It's just an accepted cultural thing.
So that's that's insane.
But like man, what's going on over there?
Like it's making the news and there's no repercussions for that.
It's just all dropped.
Everything's fine.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, make sure that you guys, if you're watching on local, on Rumble right now and you're not subscribed, I don't know what the hell you're doing.
Make sure you click the subscription button down below and you join the party.
You can also, of course, follow Kez at CrocsOn and you can follow a regular guy.
Can people follow you somewhere?
luke guard
Yeah, Instagram.
I don't really use it.
And Facebook.
Maybe TikTok.
I'm on TikTok.
unidentified
Wow.
kezia schaffer
So we can see your gardening videos.
Can we get into your album?
elijah schaffer
He has a thousand followers on TikTok.
He's famous.
kezia schaffer
Oh, yeah.
luke guard
TikTok's pretty good.
Yeah, I actually make videos on Christian, like clip sermons.
It says some good, encouraging stuff about life and the issues of life and the kind of world that we're heading into now.
So I think that's pretty important.
I'm trying to do it probably.
I'm not very good, but I need to get some skills up.
But yeah, on TikTok, I'm there.
Loot Guard 2.
I think that's it.
kezia schaffer
I'm very good.
elijah schaffer
And by the way, as a serious person myself, I would like to point out the fact that please stay tuned for what's ahead.
I will tell you that we're going to have a special episode release on Friday, just to let you know, because I'll be out for my sister's wedding on Friday.
And so we'll have some extra, we'll have a video about Friday.
But I'm making content in advance, and some really good stuff is happening in the next couple of weeks.
I'm really grateful for all you guys, to everyone who's here who supports the show, despite the maddenness of what the world has become.
I'm so grateful for you guys.
I love you guys.
I'm sorry, I feel so out of it today.
I've even been trying not to curse on the show, but I did today because I'm feeling ill and it's been weeks.
It's just been, yeah, because I'm on hyped on medications.
luke guard
Hey, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I've had to mute my mic while I had coughed.
So that's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
luke guard
You were coughing two days ago.
You're coughing every like three seconds in the movie.
Man, that was like it was crazy.
elijah schaffer
I'm a serious person.
luke guard
Very annoying.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, have a great rest of the week, guys.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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