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Fox News predicts that Trump will be arrested next week as indictments come in.
Most importantly, if you thought it was clickbait, Trump's team also responded to it, talking about the fact that he will surrender if the indictments go through.
It's some insanity here in the Matrix.
It is approximately 10:15 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States, and it's St. Patrick's Day.
This is Knightly Offensive.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
let's get down.
Like I said, my name is Elijah Schaefer and I'm your top 17 host on this live stream.
It is St. Patrick's Day.
Yes, yes, yes.
What a crazy, what a crazy time.
What a crazy time.
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That's Lori Lightfoot.
But we've got to get into the story for today.
It is insane.
Sometimes things are going wrong in the matrix and it looks like we've been disrupted Things are breaking up in the matrix It looks like Trump might be indicted next week.
And I'm not one to really use clickbait like this to predict things that aren't being predicted.
And of course, the mainstream media has been wrong before.
We'll find out if they are.
But Fox News has joined the anti-Trump train.
So I know we hear a lot about Trump, right?
Remember, we've always gone, Trump, Trump and the Klan go hand in hand, Trump and the Klan go hand in hand, right?
This is always the madness.
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But as we jump into this, Fox News predicting that Trump will be arrested next week.
We're learning that the Manhattan DA's office has asked for a meeting with law enforcement ahead of a potential Trump indictment.
This is coming to Fox News from a source in the courts.
The meeting, which was requested yesterday and has not been set yet, is to discuss logistics for sometime next week, which would mean that they are anticipating an indictment next week.
Same source who's familiar with the planning said they will go over security preparation in and around the courthouse in Lower Manhattan.
Secret Service will take the lead in what they will allow or will not allow.
The source cautioned, mentioning, for instance, that the decision to handcuff the president, a former president, or not.
They will set the tone and will escort him into the courtroom.
There will be coordination between all of us, the source said, but we will defer to the Secret Service.
The battle will be between Secret Service and DA Alvin Bragg.
They will decide how and when he'll get into the building and they are not going to leave him.
The source believes that the former president will still have to be fingerprinted and processed like every other defendant.
So this is a huge development if Alvin Bragg has decided to go ahead with a felony indictment of the former president.
This was a charge that the federal officials refused to prosecute on or even really pursue.
This was a misdemeanor in New York that Alvin Bragg has decided to elevate to a felony while at the same time downgrading other felonies to misdemeanors.
So we'll be watching this to see how it all unfolds to get more information as it comes in.
Okay, so if you're not tracking the American legal system, it looks like they basically found a charge on Donald Trump that they feel like they can probably convict in court.
So this is very important because this is usually what we do to black people.
But this time we're just doing it to our biggest N-word in the room, which is DJT.
But what the technicality of here happened is there was a misdemeanor, right?
And it wasn't that big of a problem.
So he's not obviously going to go to jail for it.
But then they elevated that charge to a felony.
And then they took the felony, some of the charges that were felonies or that were more extreme or could have been felonies, downgraded them to expediate prosecution.
So like they basically could like hone in on on a on a charge.
Now, as much as I hear this all the time, that somebody's going to be prosecuting Donald Trump, right?
We've heard this so many times, right?
He's going to go to jail.
He's going to go to jail.
This is one of the first times I've heard Trump's legal team actually respond to the prosecution and say there won't be a show down at Mar-a-Lago.
We're actually will surrender if we're going to be arrested.
Well, okay, so it comes from this full article here.
And I want to go through this article with you because this kind of explains it to you in a little bit of a deeper process of what's going on.
And this was from Trending Politics.
I believe it's Colin Ruge.
He's a very good.
Oh, no, this is actually by Chris.
I can bring this up.
I don't know why for some reason recently there's been so many ads on these pages that I can't read the full page.
But it says Fox is reporting, blah, blah, blah.
We saw this whole thing.
But the sources believe that the former president will still have to be fingerprinted and processed.
And this was down to there.
Earlier today, NBC reported that senior officials with local, state, and federal law enforcement and security agencies were getting ready for a potential indictment of former President Donald Trump as soon as next week.
This seems to coincide with the Fox News report.
However, the correlation cannot be confirmed.
However, according to NBC, the agencies were in talks about potential security measures for the Manhattan Criminal Court and its surroundings as well.
It's in relation to supposed hush money payment made to Stormy Daniels.
But to be fair, as much as this is what's crazy is that they're saying it has to do with him paying hush money or basically corruption in his cabinet because of the accusation that he was like into porn stars, right?
And that he had this massive affair with his porn star.
And it's like with Amber Heard with all these things, the court system, obviously, is in favor of feminists.
The court system in New York's in favor of black people.
So when it comes to actually finding accountability, proper accountability for Trump in the midst of this, I just feel like Trump, the courts are stacked against him.
And so there's not really an ability.
There's not going to be a real ability for him to fight an indictment or to evade an arrest, but a conviction?
Maybe he could avoid a conviction if he has a good enough legal team.
But to me, what they're trying to do is they're trying to get him out of the race because if they can convict him of a felony, if they can convict him of a crime, right, then they can prevent him from running for re-election.
They can essentially get him tied up in the courts and they could keep him from basically being on the ticket.
And they might try to secure like a DeSantis-Young sort of combo ticket.
And maybe that's why they're not so concerned about DeSantis favoring in the polls because their plan is to put an establishment player like DeSantis inside of the election and on the ticket and get Trump out, not because of popularity.
That's always been the response with Trump, right?
It's never been about removing Trump's popularity.
It's been about making people angry at him, lying about him, and then also preventing him from winning by restructuring the entire election through mail-in voting during the pandemic.
Well, Mr. Reagan said that he also said, no affair, no affair.
Apparently he's saying he didn't have anything, but I'm saying if you put him in jail, no, he would probably be in a high security prison.
But I don't think he's going to go to prison.
I just know that they might arrest him.
Dang.
So, and that's what this is about.
It's about tying him up in the courts.
Like, this is not about him actually going to jail.
Now, what's really weird is, as this came out today, just a few hours ago, a lot of people are celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
It's so weird.
Like, the timing on this stuff is just too weird.
JuTube came out and said, you know, starting today, the Donald J. Trump channel is no longer restricted and can upload new content.
We carefully evaluated the continued risk of real world violence while balancing the chance for voters to hear the equal equally from major other candidates.
This channel will continue to be subject to our policies just like any other YouTube channel.
So the day, it's like, and also he's like reposting on Facebook as of today as well.
And so like the tech companies pulled off the banhammer on him and like reinstate his voice right as he's potentially indicted for corruption or for like, you know, problems with money.
But it's like, it's never a coincidence with these people.
It's all a coordinated attack, right?
Because you remember that the Time magazine, or I think it was Time, might have been Time magazine, the article that happened right after the election, how they said that the tech companies and all the industry people met together in meetings with Zuckerberg and they all figured out how do we stop Donald Trump.
I think Lex Friedman gets a lot of shit for no reason.
That's the one that Kanye West went on, Lex Friedman, where he was like confronting him about being anti-Semitic, even though, you know, he's not anti-Semitic.
I do bring this up though because Sam Harris is one of the main anti-Trump people to show you how much see the guy that wrote that I Kissed Dating Goodbye No.
And Sam Harris gets confronted about having Trump derangement syndrome.
Like, dude, like, you know, you kind of do.
And look at how he still can't admit it.
He blames Trump derangement syndrome on Trump supporters for fakely inventing it so that they could accuse Trump haters of having an obsession with hating him.
That's him discussing and he's saying, you know, that he doesn't have Trump.
Now, watch the actual interview with him.
He talked about Trump a million times and gets confronted for having an obsession with Trump, which, by the way, how many times did he mention Trump in one sentence?
We're swimming in a sea of misinformation where you've got people who are moving the opinions of millions of others who should not have an opinion on these topics.
There is no scenario in which you should be getting your opinion about vaccine safety or climate change or the war in Ukraine or anything else that we might want to talk about from Candace Owens.
It's just like she's not a relevant expert on any of those topics.
So he goes on in the interview, right, and he starts talking about Candace Owens, all Trump supporters that were all crazy.
He's talking about Trump supporters here and people who supported Trump.
And you're like, okay, this is pretty interesting because you look at this interview and you're like, he's attacking.
He talked about Trump 30 times.
He accused Candice Owens of being uninformed, even though her sources are experts.
This is the elitism.
And he's like built himself up.
And then he is asked, he tells Lex Friedman that it's not him after doing this whole speech.
It's not him.
He's not obsessed with Trump.
I'm not obsessed, even though I mentioned Trump 30 times in the last sentence.
I'm not obsessed with Trump, even though I'm attacking all Republicans and I'm saying they're all crazy.
Candice Owens is nuts.
There's no way she could have any true information.
When he kind of gets pushed back a little bit, like, hey, maybe you're a little deranged.
He pushes back and says, we're all the ones who are deranged.
Trump is evil.
And even though they successfully got Trump out of power and they removed him from office, in actuality, it's literally Trump who is still the problem and his supporters.
I can't believe they are still maintaining this narrative.
It's 2023 and they're still fighting against Trump.
I cannot grasp this.
I cannot grasp this.
Let's listen to this.
This is the conclusion.
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And there's this meme on the internet.
I would love you to steel man the case for it and against that Trump broke Sam Harris's brain.
That there's something is disproportionately to the actual impact that Trump had on our society.
He had an impact on the ability of balanced, calm, rational minds to see the world clearly, to think clearly.
Yeah, I think Trump derangement syndrome is a very clever meme because it just throws the problem back on the person who's criticizing Trump.
But in truth, the true Trump derangement syndrome was not to have seen how dangerous and divisive it would be to promote someone like Trump to that position of power.
And in the final moment, not to see how Untenable it was to still support someone who, you know, a sitting president who was not committing to a peaceful transfer of power.
I mean, that was, if, if, if that wasn't a bright line for you, you have been deranged by something because that was, you know, that was one minute to midnight for our democracy.
He still is trying to push the conspiracy theory that January 6th was instigated by Trump, even though it's been proven over an impeachment trial that that's an objectively false statement.
This was, do you know that, and they're still planning on handing out hundreds of indictments and they're planning on arresting hundreds of more people in connection to J6.
They're still, even after the footage was released, that it was a complete inside job.
It was completely set up.
There were a few bad actors that may have attacked police officers that may have been very angry.
Still doesn't justify attacking officers, right?
I mean, I understand.
I understand the anger.
I just, you know, I understand, but Trump did not instigate that.
And honestly, from someone who was there, it was a very confusing day.
I will just say people were led into the building.
That is 100% verifiable fact.
And he's still saying that Trump is the one who's behind this, and therefore we've got to fight him.
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So speaking of this, though, what kind of gets crazier here of this insanity is that they were always, like, the government has always basically been undermining, has been undermining itself.
I don't know if you saw this, but Robert F. Kennedy was on the Jimmy Doer show.
But he is explaining here to the government, you go, oh, the government wouldn't be involved in this.
I think the government's involved.
I think the deep state's involved in trying to get Trump arrested.
Kay talks about directly how in order to pass the Patriot Act, the CIA essentially is the one who sent out anthrax to make everyone think like there was a greater terroristic threat.
And also that the FBI did an investigation and that they also found out that they traced back the anthrax that got sent to two politicians, members of Congress, who were opposing it.
And they traced it back to a CIA lab.
And literally the CIA was sending anthrax to politicians to pressure them to sign or to pass the Patriot Act.
And at the same time, they also proved that it was from the CIA.
Nobody cared.
Nobody, we still have the Patriot Act.
I want to remind you, the Patriot was used, the Patriot Act was used on me.
We did an episode, the FBI spying on me a couple months ago, because I got through Freedom of Information Act.
Remember this?
That the FBI has been lifting all of my phone records, all of my Apple records, all of my text messages, my iMessages, my emails.
They've been lifting everything.
The FBI has been combing through my shit since July.
know that they're probably i know but but it's but they've been coming through everything And what was so insane was the Patriot Act is such an insane measure.
But, but to be fair, it's like they used the Patriot Act to lift my private iMessage passwords and info from Apple.
Apple complied, obeyed a gag order from them to not alert me my privacy was being invaded.
And then on top of that, what was so crazy is the, I think it was the FBI made the same request to Apple after the San Bernardino shootings, where over a dozen people, I believe, were killed by Islamic terrorists to lift the Apple ID password.
Apple denied the request of the FBI for a foreign terrorist and his wife who shut up the office place in San Bernardino, California.
Then the FBI made the same request in July of 2021 for my password and my devices, and Apple complied immediately because you know what's worse than a Muslim who shoots up an office space?
A journalist who was inside the Capitol during the January 6th riot.
That's how crazy they're deranged about Trump.
Even Apple, a trillion-dollar company, I don't know if they're valuated there now.
They were under Trump.
A trillion-dollar company thinks that my privacy as somebody, a journalist, a credential journalist inside the Capitol is less valuable than an Islamic terrorist who literally killed a dozen people.
That's how much they hate Trump.
They think me being in the Capitol is more dangerous and more worthy of invasion of privacy than murdering a dozen random office workers.
Like, that's fucking crazy.
And that's true.
Go back and watch the episode.
We provided all the documents.
You can go look at it.
It's real.
It's been in the courts.
I don't know why nobody cared in the media that a credentialed journalist was literally lifted all over my information.
It shows you how fucked up this entire country is.
But to just say that's how deranged they are about Trump is saying the very least.
I still can't believe that.
They consider being in the Capitol more dangerous than murdering a dozen people.
And if you want to, by the way, just so I could put on the screen, if you want to watch that video by Robert F. Kennedy, you can check it out on Twitter.
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It's pretty crazy.
But for the most part, I don't think you have any idea what was going on in that entire segment because you're not American and you don't follow American politics.
Yeah, but it seems to have slowed down as crime is increasing with Sudanese gangs in the country.
That's actually a real deal.
Because nothing says better about diversity than watching your kid get killed in the name of multiculturalism.
Anyway, a viral tweet has revealed a huge problem women are still facing.
It's from Mary Magaden, and it says, a viral tweet was unearthed, an awful reality that women are still facing.
Elijah Schaefer, I'm so scared.
A white male podcaster tweeted a video of a beautiful woman walking down the street wearing a long-sleeved dress and added the caption, modest clothing, yet every guy looks.
Is there something attractive to being classy that society has lost?
I saw Paul Joseph Watson made a video on this tweet that went viral as well.
I guess we're at 60 million views now.
So she got mad.
Like, this, by the way, I'm reminding you, this is a lot of impressions.
This is on the front page.
It's very funny stuff.
This is cutting-edge news in Australia.
She goes down to say, what does it tell us?
That Schaefer's observation isn't unpopular.
So I guess plenty of men still think women's modesty should be tied to how desirable she is, or that a woman should get praise if she chooses to dress more conservatively.
The only thing she gets more of is blood pressure medication.
She's winning in that regard.
It's also, she's like, oh, the only time someone has wanted to look at her naked was last time she had a physical exam to measure the increase of circumference of her waist in her obesity predictions.
I hope you write angry articles about me and get more angry because at least during the typing, even though that's not a lot of exercise, you may lose a little bit off of your chubby little sausage fingers.
I don't really understand what her whole article is about.
Are men not allowed to compliment women?
Are men not allowed to woman appreciate and think a woman is so beautiful, whether she's dressed modestly or whether she's like the guys can't look at the girls in the gym when they're dressed in their underwear, basically.
Otherwise, how dare he?
What a creep.
And they can't appreciate a woman who's clothed and covered up because how dare he?
Of course he would.
So how about guys are not allowed to ever ever comment on a woman, what she's wearing, and whether he finds that beautiful or not.
They do it so little for attention that they actually end up caring.
And that's the crazy thing.
I've learned that's what females want.
That's why I just ignore the crazy psycho females.
It's like they just want attention.
So like in the gym, it's like the best thing to do is just ignore every single female that's in the gym possible.
And they almost get mad.
Like if you're like one of the only guys in the gym and they're working out and you never look at them, you notice they like move around, kind of like move closer to you.
And they're just, you know, because it's like, dude, what are you doing?
Oh, sometimes when I go to the bathroom and I come back and I put Planky out, my viewership goes up 30 to 50 viewers when there is a plank of wood here.
And then the second that I unmute the mic and I sit back down in the chair, it drops like 70.
This is a sting that I have noticed.
Why do you guys legitimately prefer a plank of wood?
I know this is like super not this audience, but the Selena Haley Bieber drama is so confusing.
For the three people in the audience that care about this, you know what?
I'm not on Team Selena right now.
I'm just not.
No, I'm not.
Because, well, I bet you Haley Bieber probably did sneak her way in to Justin's life, and Justin probably married her to get over his hurt from Selena.
The truth is they're married now, and they're trying to make it work, and you got to get a married couple respect.
And it's like fucked up to try to get between two people's marriage.
You have to be literally the most fucked up human being in the entire world to try to get between somebody's marriage.
That's just the truth of the matter.
And if that's you, then you're literally probably the worst piece of shit that exists in the world.
And that's what I feel like people are doing is they're no longer attacking her.
Where it's like you could have just walked, you could have just clicked and clocked away on your little heels, and you could have clipped and clocked, and now you got clocked after you clipped him.
And this is WTF videos that I can't really explain.
I'll try to Our first video starts out with a transgender who painted their car In a trans flag and got into a DUI DUI standing for Dick Used Irresponsibly.
At the beginning, if you just go to the very beginning of the video and pause it, and you can see, you can see the little pictures in the they look like the little anime cartoons.
And you can find it where it is, but it's inside the car in the engine, right?
It's the transmission.
And that's, I just, I don't know.
I have to say, I don't have a lot of answers to this.
But I heard someone said, what do you call this channel?
Because I'm in the wrong place.
I don't know what that means.
But get the fuck out of here if you are, because it's about to get weirder.
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So speaking of funny things, though, that gets, I mean, the WTF stuff, it does get weirder because I can't make this up.
Own worst enemy was your mother and your father and the doctors who allowed a little, little boy to drop his genitals, to live his life.
And so they can't, no one there can get, no one there can actually be helpful to jazz and support jazz, him, whatever, because in order for jazz to find their soul, find who they really are, they have to accept who they really are, which is a man.
And for anyone to go back and say, okay, you're a man, no one there can say that because you've gone through the transition.
The parents have pushed this.
You've made your whole money, all your money, your social, everything has been built off of the fact that you have a trans kid.
It's been in the news.
It's been famous.
You've gone through all kinds of hate.
Everyone's been like, why would you do this?
Why would you do this?
But you persisted.
So there's no turning back now.
So jazz is going to have to continue.
And I wouldn't be surprised if the future went dark for jazz.
And then it was blamed on, well, because it was such a hot living in the spotlight with so much hate and everything like that was the reason that they decided to end it, not because of the whole process that they went down in the first place.
Dr. Rachel Levine says, changing kids' genders will soon be fully embraced.
Will will turn on this.
The wheels in the bus go round and round.
In this case, they turn.
Rachel Levine, this is why I don't allow ads, Fox News, because your site is full of shit.
Oh, my God.
Assistant Secretary for Health for the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Rachel Levine, promised that medically changing kids' genders will soon be normalized.
Levine praised gender-affirming care at the pediatric grand round session at the Connecticut Children's Medical Center in Hartford.
Levine was asked, I was invited to speak at the event about the Florida parental rights in education law and the political implications of gender reassignment surgery taking place at children's hospitals where Rachel Levine, who is the admiral, you know, Rachel Levine, right?
It kind of comes to the point where they're kind of prepping us, right?
Reminding us that it's like they're going to change our kids' gender.
And there's actually laws here in Australia about you needing to agree with your kids' transgender.
You don't have parental rights in this country.
So sincerely, fuck anyone who's involved with that.
But also, it's happening in the United States as well, as even a court rules from New York Post ruled against a New York worker fired for refusing LGBTQ training.
So they just wanted to have peace in their privacy.
And now if you don't watch videos about dudes kissing and get turned on by it, then you can get fired.
And he's sued because he's like, I don't want to, what do you mean, training on the gays?
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you know what i try to stay humble with we should you should have had you should have had a very hot take on the process We need to start giving you hot takes on The Matrix.
We also have a Rumble as well from Rough Flow sent to.
He said, Illigur, do you use your hair to express yourself?
Hopefully you get the reference.
I don't, but send it in locals.
And also, Illigur, are you open to hearing fucked up movie ideas that involve the lettuce, guac, bacon, tomato, and quiche clown parade getting the depravity they deserve?
Usually I just play the you and the hmm segments on Rumble only, but you know, sometimes we run out of time.
So we're going to switch over right now to Rumble.
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talk about some wins this week where our wins are based upon masculine effort and epicness uh i love this video that we're about to watch right now because uh i don't even know what animal this is that a man's about to rescue but you know we've rescued a few animals here and we really have a heart for them now I used to not care about animals, but watch this.
I guess I'll do this because the sound is pretty low.
Would it surprise you guys to find out that Elijah is secretly a feeder?
Because as much as he talks about don't, you know, don't eat, just don't eat, you would think that our home life would be Elijah making sure that I'm not eating whatever, except for the fact that every time he comes home, he comes home with chalkies and bickies and treats for me and gets them for me and lets me eat them.
He brings me treats all the time filled with sugar and bad chemicals.
Mark Lubliner has now challenged me to get a six pack, which I have a four pack right now, but I couldn't have a six pack.
He wants me to lose a little bit of, I've gotten my body fat percentage into a very good category and I'm feeling like really good.
Although I feel a little bit swollen still, like sometimes like in the face stuff from the creatine, you know, because I like, I like absorb so much water, but like the rest of my, my, my body is still like cut.
And I feel like exercise was the key to overcoming lymphema too.
Because I have a condition to where like I get swelling in my face all the time from a lack of, I don't have to.
And I like how she points out she starts eating at 4 p.m. as if it's a flex.
Remember, fasting is kind of a myth as well.
Not necessarily, it's good for your, for your, fasting is not a myth in that it's very good for your organs, but it's not going to help you lose weight per se.
Because really, in a 24-hour period, if you still eat a certain amount of calories, you will still gain weight.
And this is, remember, this is from like 4 to 10 p.m.
In six hours, this is it.
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I got the bag.
Today's going to be a little different.
I'm going to do what I eat in a day starting at 4 p.m.
No, no, no, but someone said don't lie about fasting.
She's saying she intermittent fasts till 4 p.m.
And she does that because she eats 3,000 calories at 10 p.m.
This is what I'm trying to say.
She eats 3,000 calories at 10 p.m.
And so she's not hungry in the morning.
Like intermittent fasting, if you're eating 3,000 calories at 10 p.m. will not help you lose weight.
If you are eating healthy and you're knocking out, let's say you're not eating until like 1 o'clock or 12 o'clock and you're training your body, you're disciplining yourself to not give into impulses to eat.
Sure, it has health effects that are psychological and that can help you.
I said it's good for your organs, but fasting alone won't help you lose weight.
I'm sorry, it's an objective truth.
Okay?
If you eat a shit ton of food in a four-hour window, you will still get fat.
That's just an objective truth.
It's science.
If you have a certain amount of energy coming into your body that is over the amount your body needs, you will gain weight at 3,500 excess calories per pound gained.
So I'm sorry, but it's just the truth.
You will gain the weight.
And that's what fat people think.
They think if they drink Diet Cokes and they skip meals, that they'll be thin.
But as we saw, those cream cheese ragoons and the whole plate of food is probably, I would put the panda meal at 13.50, the cream cheese ragoons at like 1,100.
So I'd put that at like 2,350.
I'd put the tacos probably, depends how big that one is, somewhere between like 850 to 1,000 calories.
So she's having like 3,500 calories.
And her resting calories is probably, for her height as a woman, probably like 1,800, 1,750 if she just wanted to be like kind of chunky.
And if she just wanted to even stay at her weight, she could probably get away with like 2,800, 2,900, meaning she'll probably gaining about a pound every two weeks at this level.
If she's 16, her parents should not be buying her this food.
Everything is bought out.
There was not one single home cooked meal.
It was all bought out fast food filled with every kind of oil and whatever.
And her parents should not be giving her the money to eat out.
And they should be telling her, uh-uh, you can't.
But I have a sneaking suspicion that her mother, at least, is just as big.
But I, like, I can't believe that people who are really overweight like this and have this kind of diet, I can't believe that they actually think that by intermittent fasting or whatever, they're going to lose weight.
Surely, surely, one little Google search.
How do I lose weight?
What is making me gain weight?
What does a healthy diet look like?
One little Google search, and that's all you need.
If you know how to use TikTok and you're going to make a TikTok about your food, then you should know how to be able to see if what you're eating is healthy and is making you gain weight or whatever.
I can't believe that they think like, I just don't know why I'm gaining weight.
The chat is being so vicious, and I'm not going to read the chat.
Yeah.
They said she intermittent fast between 10.30 and 1033.
But for three minutes.
Dude, and to the people in the chat, like, I intermittent fasted and it's the time of the day.
I'm sorry, but none of this is true.
There is a calorie deficit.
Somebody said they intermittent fast into a calorie deficit.
You will only lose weight.
You may lose water weight in an intermittent fasting, like initial, like, you know, you may just like drop a couple pounds because you're dehydrated.
You may lose a couple pounds because you don't have a bunch of shit in your intestines because you're eating less.
But overall, you're not going to destroy adipose tissue.
Adipose tissue will not break down without a deficit.
And that's, there's just, the whole scam of the fitness industry is like all these, these are foods that help you burn fat.
These are exercises that help you burn fat.
Exercise is good for definition.
Exercise is extremely good.
It can create a calorie deficit.
It can help to create a calorie deficit.
But exercising for a calorie deficit is not a very good method to living your life.
However, yeah, food does matter.
The quality of food matters, right?
I mean, the quality of food does matter.
The quality of ingredients.
But ultimately speaking, anybody who is losing serious weight and getting very, very fit.
And someone says, I might be eating the same stuff.
Yeah, because you might have been really fat.
You might have been really fat and you might have cut down to a resting amount of calorie intake, like 2,800 or 3,000.
And then you may have lost weight that way.
To get shredded, to get a six-pack, to really burn down fat, it's literally your digestive system was designed by God.
And the way your liver works, the way your body breaks down fat, the way your body actually breaks down energy and the way you break it down in the cells, you literally just have to have a calorie deficit, which is why you will see sometimes that even alcoholics who drink a lot of alcohol still look skinny because the way that they fucked up their livers, the way it processes fat and stuff, they don't even end up absorbing anything at a certain point.
So that's the scam Like if I exercise more, I'll lose weight.
And you could.
I mean, it's just, it's just like, dude, that's why you see skinny people who eat McDonald's all the time.
Because that might be the only meal they ate in the day.
They just, and people have, some people have faster metabolism.
Some people have higher resting calories.
They have higher intake.
Like you can take in more.
Like, even Mark told me, like, while I wasn't even following his plan at certain points, I still saw some results because I think I just might, when you work out and stuff, you can even uh, you can even sort of increase your metabolic breakdown and you can grow in mass and everything.
But I just think people complicate health.
If you're watching this and you are fatter than you want to be, eat less food.
And you know what's great about eating healthy food is sometimes called volume eating.
You can eat a lot of food and it's still less calories, right?
You can eat a giant fucking plate of broccoli and it's still less calories than a large fry.
So like, so like, um, if you're going, so, okay, this, I'm going to fuck this up.
But from watching Donut Operator videos, huh?
Like, police recaps, like training and stuff.
He's been on.
Okay, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
He's just a big YouTuber.
From my understanding, you're supposed to unload the, like, when you're trying to, when you're trying to eliminate a target, chat, let me know if this is true in the chat here.
But from what I've been trained, I've taken training classes on guns too, and like survival, that you're supposed to unload the magazine.
And that's it's a nice way of saying you shoot to kill.
Because you don't.
The point is, if you're not trying to kill someone, then don't shoot them.
Does that make sense?
Like, you're not supposed to look at your gun as a way to, like, slow a threat down.
You know, like that joke, like, just shoot them in the leg.
But the leg has the arteries, and actually, it's like one of the most deadly places to shoot.
Like, if you shoot the leg, they're probably going to bleed out.
Anyway, it's like, don't think of a gun.
A gun is not a way to slow down a person.
Maybe a knife is a way to slow down a person.
Maybe a bat, maybe pepper spray.
A gun is there to eliminate a threat.
AKA, kill somebody.
And you're carrying a gun for last case, worst case scenario, if you need to kill somebody.
And if somebody comes at you with a deadly weapon and they're intending to harm you, you have the legal right to assume that they're trying to kill you.
Anyway, the truth is about this stuff is that my understanding is that you do use the gun to eliminate the threat.
So like I don't think you're just walking around.
I don't think you're just walking around.
Like that's why I'm saying I think the left, the less idea that like, oh, a gun, like pull out your gun and shoot him in the foot and then shoot him in the hand.
Like I feel like if you're in a situation where you're chambering your gun or if it's already chambered, depending on what state you're in or how you how your carry works and you're shooting someone, your life needs to undoubtedly be under threat, right?
Because then you could get charged with murder.
I mean, Texas is a little bit different.
Certain states, I'm sure there's a few other states that are different, but like in California, if you have a concealed carry and you're going to shoot somebody, my advice would be you better actually be able to prove that you were under threat of being killed because they'll fuck you up in like liberal states.
But if you can prove in court that your life was in danger, I don't say, I guess don't wait until you know that, but I guess maybe wait until you know that.
I'm not going to give me any more advice on that.
I'd say, go with your instructor's advice.
But like you were asking, why did he shoot so many times?
It's because you're eliminating the threat.
And I want to explain to you why he shot so many times.
And you go like, hey, I'm looking to buy a pistol.
And they go, oh, a pistol?
You mean a sidearm?
Yeah, dude.
I'm referring to a sidearm.
Sure.
I need one of those smaller guns that you can conceal.
Well, not all sidearms are concealable.
You know?
There are short-barreled, long-barreled, or full-size.
are a female friendly like dude look everyone has their hobbies I know, no, but I'm saying when you're trying to buy a gun, this is how it is in a gun store.
Those hollow points are going to really, really jack it up.
I don't claim to know anything really about firearms besides what I've been told.
So I'm not going to walk around correcting people, but also I got to remind you.
I got to remind you on a couple of those things.
That there are people who grind my gears, or you can call them get me slightly offended.
And there's a few people that grind my gears.
It's the fact that I don't know who's actually an expert at guns because it seems like no matter what room you are in, somebody's an expert.
And they want to remind you that you're not.
You're like, yeah, motherfucker, I'm from LA.
I don't know shit about these firearms.
Oh, firearms.
You got fire coming out of your arm?
You mean a pistol?
Bitch, you just told me not to call it a pistol a second ago.
Fuck you.
Anyway, I can't, I literally, sorry, from an LA kid moving to Texas, it was a big jump for me because it's like, it seemed like you could never have a conversation.
You should be like, oh, God, you don't, you don't even tell people you got a new gun.
Because if you did, and you didn't, like, even know the serial number of it, you were like, oh, you're just one of those British cigarettes from LA.
You're like, fine, sure.
Go ahead.
Anyway, I did sync the fact that he also unloaded the clip and the guy still didn't die.
Also known as a magazine.
Also known as bullet holder slash shoot shoot pew pew gun gun.
Anyway, she was playing some upbeat songs, and I'm like writing the show for today, and I'm watching people like, get down, and I'm like nodding my head, like listening to some beats.
And I'm like, wow, America, we've really gotten kind of screwed up.
Like, I'm just preparing a show, like, watching someone get killed by a cop while he's trying to stab a girl, like, just like copy and pasting links and like, like, dancing in my room while I'm watching someone's life end while he tried to kill somebody else.