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Fox News predicts that Trump will be arrested next week as indictments come in.
Most importantly, if you thought it was clickbait, Trump's team also responded to it, talking about the fact that he will surrender if the indictments go through.
It's some insanity here in the Matrix.
It is approximately 10:15 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States, and it's St. Patrick's Day.
This is Knightly Offensive.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
let's get down.
Like I said, my name is Elijah Schaefer and I'm your top 17 host on this live stream.
It is St. Patrick's Day.
Yes, yes, yes.
What a crazy, what a crazy time.
What a crazy time.
I am joined in the studio by the lovely, the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus.
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Hello.
Oh, I think I broke my microphone.
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I think I just got it all wobbly.
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Well, we've got a trap for you guys.
It's St. Patrick's Day, and you know, we're wearing green.
We already, we had two St. Patrick's Days because I'm Irish, I'm German.
I'm basically all the epic racist races together put into one.
So that's some pretty good stuff.
I do want to start before we even jump into the segment of just giving a huge shout out to my favorite leprechaun that has ever existed.
Remember her?
Laurie Lightfoot.
Oh, we miss you, Laurie.
She is a piece.
She lost her race, and she lost apparently her race before the election in this image where she, this is the first time the leprechauns became a lesbian.
They're after a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
And as members of the rainbow community, they also want to enter your pot of gold after it's been emptied.
That's Lori Lightfoot.
But we've got to get into the story for today.
It is insane.
Sometimes things are going wrong in the matrix and it looks like we've been disrupted Things are breaking up in the matrix It looks like Trump might be indicted next week.
And I'm not one to really use clickbait like this to predict things that aren't being predicted.
And of course, the mainstream media has been wrong before.
We'll find out if they are.
But Fox News has joined the anti-Trump train.
So I know we hear a lot about Trump, right?
Remember, we've always gone, Trump, Trump and the Klan go hand in hand, Trump and the Klan go hand in hand, right?
This is always the madness.
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As we do have segments that are not friendly for YouTube, just reminding you to check that out and join the chat as that's what Kez is laughing at.
But as we jump into this, Fox News predicting that Trump will be arrested next week.
Don't hear it from me.
Let's see what they had to say.
We're learning that the Manhattan DA's office has asked for a meeting with law enforcement ahead of a potential Trump indictment.
This is coming to Fox News from a source in the courts.
The meeting, which was requested yesterday and has not been set yet, is to discuss logistics for sometime next week, which would mean that they are anticipating an indictment next week.
Same source who's familiar with the planning said they will go over security preparation in and around the courthouse in Lower Manhattan.
Secret Service will take the lead in what they will allow or will not allow.
The source cautioned, mentioning, for instance, that the decision to handcuff the president, a former president, or not.
They will set the tone and will escort him into the courtroom.
There will be coordination between all of us, the source said, but we will defer to the Secret Service.
The battle will be between Secret Service and DA Alvin Bragg.
They will decide how and when he'll get into the building and they are not going to leave him.
The source believes that the former president will still have to be fingerprinted and processed like every other defendant.
So this is a huge development if Alvin Bragg has decided to go ahead with a felony indictment of the former president.
This was a charge that the federal officials refused to prosecute on or even really pursue.
This was a misdemeanor in New York that Alvin Bragg has decided to elevate to a felony while at the same time downgrading other felonies to misdemeanors.
So we'll be watching this to see how it all unfolds to get more information as it comes in.
Okay, so if you're not tracking the American legal system, it looks like they basically found a charge on Donald Trump that they feel like they can probably convict in court.
So this is very important because this is usually what we do to black people.
But this time we're just doing it to our biggest N-word in the room, which is DJT.
Shout out to Mr. Reagan in the chat.
Mr. Reagan's in the chat, baby.
Wow.
Hello, Mr. Reagan.
Make sure you follow his YouTube channel.
But what the technicality of here happened is there was a misdemeanor, right?
And it wasn't that big of a problem.
So he's not obviously going to go to jail for it.
But then they elevated that charge to a felony.
And then they took the felony, some of the charges that were felonies or that were more extreme or could have been felonies, downgraded them to expediate prosecution.
So like they basically could like hone in on on a on a charge.
Now, as much as I hear this all the time, that somebody's going to be prosecuting Donald Trump, right?
We've heard this so many times, right?
He's going to go to jail.
He's going to go to jail.
This is one of the first times I've heard Trump's legal team actually respond to the prosecution and say there won't be a show down at Mar-a-Lago.
We're actually will surrender if we're going to be arrested.
So that feels like it doesn't feel like a good situation or what?
Well, okay, so it comes from this full article here.
And I want to go through this article with you because this kind of explains it to you in a little bit of a deeper process of what's going on.
And this was from Trending Politics.
I believe it's Colin Ruge.
He's a very good.
Oh, no, this is actually by Chris.
I can bring this up.
I don't know why for some reason recently there's been so many ads on these pages that I can't read the full page.
But it says Fox is reporting, blah, blah, blah.
We saw this whole thing.
But the sources believe that the former president will still have to be fingerprinted and processed.
And this was down to there.
Earlier today, NBC reported that senior officials with local, state, and federal law enforcement and security agencies were getting ready for a potential indictment of former President Donald Trump as soon as next week.
This seems to coincide with the Fox News report.
However, the correlation cannot be confirmed.
However, according to NBC, the agencies were in talks about potential security measures for the Manhattan Criminal Court and its surroundings as well.
It's in relation to supposed hush money payment made to Stormy Daniels.
But to be fair, as much as this is what's crazy is that they're saying it has to do with him paying hush money or basically corruption in his cabinet because of the accusation that he was like into porn stars, right?
And that he had this massive affair with his porn star.
So that's what this is all about.
They think.
This is what it's rumored to be about or what they believe.
But the most important part is Trump went on Truth Social and literally claimed he never put his pee-pee in that porn star.
That's what he said.
He's like, he said he nay, I didn't have an affair with her.
So that's what he said.
Do I believe him?
I don't know.
But he got ahead of the story and he was on Truth Social before this threat of indictment came out.
And the truth of the matter is the legal system isn't really fair.
It's not really true, right?
Like we all know the legal system.
Like, for instance, this girl, I just saw the story.
She's not even going to jail.
There was three guys that attempted suicide because she had fake rape charges against him.
It turns out in court, like up to 92% of sexual accusations are false.
Proven 75% have no basis in truth.
The other like 12 or 18% are based in like misunderstandings or miscommunication.
But like she caused three guys to almost commit, well, they tried to commit suicide and she lied in court.
She's not going to jail.
And they would have gotten 20 years for the rape, by the way.
I want to remind you of that.
How there's no accountability for women.
And those guys all know each other or they were separate.
They were separate.
Oh, dang.
But it came out that that was true.
And it's like with Amber Heard with all these things, the court system, obviously, is in favor of feminists.
The court system in New York's in favor of black people.
So when it comes to actually finding accountability, proper accountability for Trump in the midst of this, I just feel like Trump, the courts are stacked against him.
And so there's not really an ability.
There's not going to be a real ability for him to fight an indictment or to evade an arrest, but a conviction?
Maybe he could avoid a conviction if he has a good enough legal team.
But to me, what they're trying to do is they're trying to get him out of the race because if they can convict him of a felony, if they can convict him of a crime, right, then they can prevent him from running for re-election.
They can essentially get him tied up in the courts and they could keep him from basically being on the ticket.
And they might try to secure like a DeSantis-Young sort of combo ticket.
And maybe that's why they're not so concerned about DeSantis favoring in the polls because their plan is to put an establishment player like DeSantis inside of the election and on the ticket and get Trump out, not because of popularity.
That's always been the response with Trump, right?
It's never been about removing Trump's popularity.
It's been about making people angry at him, lying about him, and then also preventing him from winning by restructuring the entire election through mail-in voting during the pandemic.
That's how they won.
So what happens with a guy like this?
Can you actually put a president in, or like a former president in jail in like a normal prison?
Like, would he go to a Florida jail with just all the other guys in there?
Well, Mr. Reagan said that he also said, no affair, no affair.
Apparently he's saying he didn't have anything, but I'm saying if you put him in jail, no, he would probably be in a high security prison.
But I don't think he's going to go to prison.
I just know that they might arrest him.
Dang.
So, and that's what this is about.
It's about tying him up in the courts.
Like, this is not about him actually going to jail.
Now, what's really weird is, as this came out today, just a few hours ago, a lot of people are celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
It's so weird.
Like, the timing on this stuff is just too weird.
JuTube came out and said, you know, starting today, the Donald J. Trump channel is no longer restricted and can upload new content.
We carefully evaluated the continued risk of real world violence while balancing the chance for voters to hear the equal equally from major other candidates.
This channel will continue to be subject to our policies just like any other YouTube channel.
So the day, it's like, and also he's like reposting on Facebook as of today as well.
And so like the tech companies pulled off the banhammer on him and like reinstate his voice right as he's potentially indicted for corruption or for like, you know, problems with money.
But it's like, it's never a coincidence with these people.
It's all a coordinated attack, right?
Because you remember that the Time magazine, or I think it was Time, might have been Time magazine, the article that happened right after the election, how they said that the tech companies and all the industry people met together in meetings with Zuckerberg and they all figured out how do we stop Donald Trump.
And so it's not like they stopped doing that.
Right.
They've always had Trump derangement syndrome.
Seriously, it's an issue.
Well, I guess what do you feel?
How much percent do you feel like he's going to be arrested in your heart?
How much do they want him to be arrested?
How much percent do you think that's actually going to happen?
80%?
You think it's going to happen?
50%.
Really?
Yeah, but like, okay, but to remind you of how deluded these people are, do you know who Sam Harris is?
Oh, sounds so familiar.
Is that him?
Yeah, he's the intellectual guy.
So he was on Lex Friedman's podcast.
I think Lex Friedman gets a lot of shit for no reason.
That's the one that Kanye West went on, Lex Friedman, where he was like confronting him about being anti-Semitic, even though, you know, he's not anti-Semitic.
I do bring this up though because Sam Harris is one of the main anti-Trump people to show you how much see the guy that wrote that I Kissed Dating Goodbye No.
Sam?
That's Joshua Harris.
So close.
He became a progressive.
So interesting.
But I also would say Mr. Reagan says there's a 0% chance he gets arrested.
Interesting.
I'm just saying if the courts are fair, then I would agree with you.
I just don't understand the court system so much in New York and what's going on.
But indicted does not equal guilty, like the chat says, which is true.
But I also bring this up because Sam Harris was brought, like, he's gone nuts.
And he's always been, he said Trump derangement syndrome.
He used to be one of the more intellectual people.
And remember, Trump broke, he broke me.
He broke me.
He broke me.
Well, he broke people.
And Sam Harris gets confronted about having Trump derangement syndrome.
Like, dude, like, you know, you kind of do.
And look at how he still can't admit it.
He blames Trump derangement syndrome on Trump supporters for fakely inventing it so that they could accuse Trump haters of having an obsession with hating him.
Like, watch how effed up this is.
Trump was an enormous fuck you, Trump, the Trump phenomenon.
Trump derangement syndrome trumped someone like Trump, Trump's part.
Look at Trump and just find him funny.
Trump was that he's an evil Chauncey Gardner, Trump cult of Trumpism, Trump.
But Trump on refugees was terrible.
What we got with Trump, Donald Trump, a Trump, right?
Trump's in Trump, Trump, Trump.
Okay.
So that was during the interview, right?
That's him talking about Trump the entire time.
That's him discussing and he's saying, you know, that he doesn't have Trump.
Now, watch the actual interview with him.
He talked about Trump a million times and gets confronted for having an obsession with Trump, which, by the way, how many times did he mention Trump in one sentence?
I didn't count.
That was like 30.
Well, technically, it was hyper-cut, believe it or not, that was edited.
But this was his interview.
Listen to this.
We're swimming in a sea of misinformation where you've got people who are moving the opinions of millions of others who should not have an opinion on these topics.
There is no scenario in which you should be getting your opinion about vaccine safety or climate change or the war in Ukraine or anything else that we might want to talk about from Candace Owens.
It's just like she's not a relevant expert on any of those topics.
So he goes on in the interview, right, and he starts talking about Candace Owens, all Trump supporters that were all crazy.
He's talking about Trump supporters here and people who supported Trump.
And you're like, okay, this is pretty interesting because you look at this interview and you're like, he's attacking.
He talked about Trump 30 times.
He accused Candice Owens of being uninformed, even though her sources are experts.
This is the elitism.
And he's like built himself up.
And then he is asked, he tells Lex Friedman that it's not him after doing this whole speech.
It's not him.
He's not obsessed with Trump.
I'm not obsessed, even though I mentioned Trump 30 times in the last sentence.
I'm not obsessed with Trump, even though I'm attacking all Republicans and I'm saying they're all crazy.
Candice Owens is nuts.
There's no way she could have any true information.
When he kind of gets pushed back a little bit, like, hey, maybe you're a little deranged.
He pushes back and says, we're all the ones who are deranged.
Trump is evil.
And even though they successfully got Trump out of power and they removed him from office, in actuality, it's literally Trump who is still the problem and his supporters.
I can't believe they are still maintaining this narrative.
It's 2023 and they're still fighting against Trump.
I cannot grasp this.
I cannot grasp this.
Let's listen to this.
This is the conclusion.
And there's this meme on the internet.
I would love you to steel man the case for it and against that Trump broke Sam Harris's brain.
That there's something is disproportionately to the actual impact that Trump had on our society.
He had an impact on the ability of balanced, calm, rational minds to see the world clearly, to think clearly.
You being one of the beacons of that.
Is there a degree to which he broke your brain?
Otherwise known as Trump derangement syndrome.
Yeah, I think Trump derangement syndrome is a very clever meme because it just throws the problem back on the person who's criticizing Trump.
But in truth, the true Trump derangement syndrome was not to have seen how dangerous and divisive it would be to promote someone like Trump to that position of power.
And in the final moment, not to see how Untenable it was to still support someone who, you know, a sitting president who was not committing to a peaceful transfer of power.
I mean, that was, if, if, if that wasn't a bright line for you, you have been deranged by something because that was, you know, that was one minute to midnight for our democracy.
He still is trying to push the conspiracy theory that January 6th was instigated by Trump, even though it's been proven over an impeachment trial that that's an objectively false statement.
This was, do you know that, and they're still planning on handing out hundreds of indictments and they're planning on arresting hundreds of more people in connection to J6.
They're still, even after the footage was released, that it was a complete inside job.
It was completely set up.
There were a few bad actors that may have attacked police officers that may have been very angry.
Still doesn't justify attacking officers, right?
I mean, I understand.
I understand the anger.
I just, you know, I understand, but Trump did not instigate that.
And honestly, from someone who was there, it was a very confusing day.
I will just say people were led into the building.
That is 100% verifiable fact.
And he's still saying that Trump is the one who's behind this, and therefore we've got to fight him.
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So speaking of this, though, what kind of gets crazier here of this insanity is that they were always, like, the government has always basically been undermining, has been undermining itself.
I don't know if you saw this, but Robert F. Kennedy was on the Jimmy Doer show.
Do you know about this?
I don't know who Jimmy Doe is.
Okay, well, he was on there, and basically he was talking about how the government, you know, after 9-11, they passed the Patriot Act, right?
Which was to spy on all of us.
Yes.
But he also talks about during that time, you weren't in America.
Everyone, you ever heard of like when they were sending us all anthrax?
Like the little powder and the new white powder in the mail?
Yeah, okay.
Everyone was getting it sent.
Well, like a couple politicians got it.
Now, he claims that this is, by the way, he's related to the JFK, to the John F. Kennedy, the guy who was assassinated.
This guy's related to the president.
Johnny.
The guy whose head was shot and blown off.
Which one?
Was it related to the president?
This guy, Robert.
But he is explaining here to the government, you go, oh, the government wouldn't be involved in this.
I think the government's involved.
I think the deep state's involved in trying to get Trump arrested.
Kay talks about directly how in order to pass the Patriot Act, the CIA essentially is the one who sent out anthrax to make everyone think like there was a greater terroristic threat.
And also that the FBI did an investigation and that they also found out that they traced back the anthrax that got sent to two politicians, members of Congress, who were opposing it.
And they traced it back to a CIA lab.
And literally the CIA was sending anthrax to politicians to pressure them to sign or to pass the Patriot Act.
And at the same time, they also proved that it was from the CIA.
Nobody cared.
Nobody, we still have the Patriot Act.
I want to remind you, the Patriot was used, the Patriot Act was used on me.
We did an episode, the FBI spying on me a couple months ago, because I got through Freedom of Information Act.
Remember this?
That the FBI has been lifting all of my phone records, all of my Apple records, all of my text messages, my iMessages, my emails.
They've been lifting everything.
The FBI has been combing through my shit since July.
You've got some juicy stuff.
know that they're probably i know but but it's but they've been coming through everything And what was so insane was the Patriot Act is such an insane measure.
You're going to see you in the arena attack.
Yeah.
How'd my cock look, bitch?
All right.
But, but to be fair, it's like they used the Patriot Act to lift my private iMessage passwords and info from Apple.
Apple complied, obeyed a gag order from them to not alert me my privacy was being invaded.
And then on top of that, what was so crazy is the, I think it was the FBI made the same request to Apple after the San Bernardino shootings, where over a dozen people, I believe, were killed by Islamic terrorists to lift the Apple ID password.
Apple denied the request of the FBI for a foreign terrorist and his wife who shut up the office place in San Bernardino, California.
Then the FBI made the same request in July of 2021 for my password and my devices, and Apple complied immediately because you know what's worse than a Muslim who shoots up an office space?
A journalist who was inside the Capitol during the January 6th riot.
That's how crazy they're deranged about Trump.
Even Apple, a trillion-dollar company, I don't know if they're valuated there now.
They were under Trump.
A trillion-dollar company thinks that my privacy as somebody, a journalist, a credential journalist inside the Capitol is less valuable than an Islamic terrorist who literally killed a dozen people.
That's how much they hate Trump.
They think me being in the Capitol is more dangerous and more worthy of invasion of privacy than murdering a dozen random office workers.
Like, that's fucking crazy.
And that's true.
Go back and watch the episode.
We provided all the documents.
You can go look at it.
It's real.
It's been in the courts.
I don't know why nobody cared in the media that a credentialed journalist was literally lifted all over my information.
It shows you how fucked up this entire country is.
But to just say that's how deranged they are about Trump is saying the very least.
I still can't believe that.
They consider being in the Capitol more dangerous than murdering a dozen people.
Well, I heard that January 6th was even scarier and more of a big deal than 9-11.
So that's what I heard.
It was.
I died in January 6th, actually.
Dang.
The truth is, it's just the truth.
Anyway, it is the insanity.
And if you want to, by the way, just so I could put on the screen, if you want to watch that video by Robert F. Kennedy, you can check it out on Twitter.
It's from Kanakoa the Great.
You can see it at the top right there.
K-N-E-K-O-A the Great, T-H-E-G-R-E-T.
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I'll post this video.
We'll talk about it.
We're going to watch this video.
We'll watch it in the locals chat after.
So at the end of the show, we'll go to locals, we'll watch it, we'll discuss it a little more.
It's pretty crazy.
But for the most part, I don't think you have any idea what was going on in that entire segment because you're not American and you don't follow American politics.
But you do know how to laugh, right?
Why are you trying to do me daddy like that?
No.
Why are you trying to do me daddy like that?
Why can't I just smile and nod?
You can, and you're beautiful, and I love it.
But I do want to say, no, but I do love telling you.
I love explaining what's going on in the Matrix to you.
I love it.
It's my favorite part of the show.
I definitely walk away knowing some of the words that you said to me.
Correct.
I will tell you this, though.
You do know how to laugh.
So we've got to look at our next segment.
laugh at some stuff right we do really need to talk about something uh something very important And I still don't know why.
And I don't know why these people do not understand this.
So I went viral the other day.
We talked about this last week.
I ended up going viral.
I posted a video that was saying there was a girl wearing an outfit.
And I just said that she looked classy and modest.
And I didn't know why more people couldn't understand that.
Well, everyone got mad.
It got over 50 million views.
People got really upset at a basic comment about women.
Okay.
Nobody got more upset than our good friends, journalists in Australia.
In Australia.
We made a lot of headlines in the last week.
We made three major headlines in the last week alone.
But this Australian journalist named Mary Madigan, and I'll let you guess.
Do you think she's attractive or no?
I'm going to let you guess.
I'm going to guess that she's going to look opposite to the woman that you posted about looking beautiful and classy.
Yeah, so she said that a viral tweet has revealed a huge problem.
By the way, this made the front page of Australian news.
Wow.
And that's not a boast because Australia doesn't really have anything going on.
There's literally the breaking news last night was two boys who killed a cat.
So I just point that out.
That's also probably because they don't have a lot of certain types of people in their main cities anyway.
So we're a small country.
A small population.
They also have the Australia White Only policy, which seems to have prevented some surge of crime.
We don't have it anymore.
Yeah, but it seems to have slowed down as crime is increasing with Sudanese gangs in the country.
That's actually a real deal.
Because nothing says better about diversity than watching your kid get killed in the name of multiculturalism.
Anyway, a viral tweet has revealed a huge problem women are still facing.
It's from Mary Magaden, and it says, a viral tweet was unearthed, an awful reality that women are still facing.
Elijah Schaefer, I'm so scared.
A white male podcaster tweeted a video of a beautiful woman walking down the street wearing a long-sleeved dress and added the caption, modest clothing, yet every guy looks.
Is there something attractive to being classy that society has lost?
I can't believe you said that.
You've humiliated me on the public stage.
I can't believe you would say that.
Well, what I can't understand is what was controversial.
How did this reveal a great practice?
I don't know.
She said herself, a beautiful woman walking down the street.
Yeah.
She's wearing, and you noticed, you pointed out, oh, she's got modest clothing on.
And look, the men are really attracted to a woman in modest clothing.
Right.
The video in question.
And you just asked a question.
You didn't even give an opinion.
You just asked the question, is there something that we've lost?
Right.
And this is all the video was, by the way.
Okay.
That's basically all the video is.
I saw Paul Joseph Watson made a video on this tweet that went viral as well.
I guess we're at 60 million views now.
So she got mad.
Like, this, by the way, I'm reminding you, this is a lot of impressions.
This is on the front page.
It's very funny stuff.
This is cutting-edge news in Australia.
She goes down to say, what does it tell us?
That Schaefer's observation isn't unpopular.
So I guess plenty of men still think women's modesty should be tied to how desirable she is, or that a woman should get praise if she chooses to dress more conservatively.
Now, I want to remind you that, where was it?
Oh, I guess, did she delete the part?
She said, of course, he's white.
Oh, wait, no, go up.
Go up a little bit.
Firstly, of course, a white male podcast.
Firstly, of course, a white male podcaster would tweet that.
Of course.
Oh, why is she even surprised?
Hello.
He's a white male podcast.
What else do you think he's going to talk about?
I swear, I need to find out.
I need to find this girl's Twitter, and we need to send her some love messages.
No, no, no.
Yes.
Look, this is her.
I wonder what problem she would have with someone noticing the beauty of an attractive female.
I wonder what she would, what problem she had to do with her.
I wonder how she would feel if a man told her to smile.
What if you just ate less?
Maybe you'd be happier.
The only thing she gets more of is blood pressure medication.
She's winning in that regard.
It's also, she's like, oh, the only time someone has wanted to look at her naked was last time she had a physical exam to measure the increase of circumference of her waist in her obesity predictions.
Oh my gosh.
Mary Madigan.
Mary Madigan, I'm talking to you.
I hope you watch this.
I hope you write angry articles about me and get more angry because at least during the typing, even though that's not a lot of exercise, you may lose a little bit off of your chubby little sausage fingers.
That's true, Mary.
And if it's mean, it's mean.
But I don't want you to die.
I want you to survive.
I don't really understand what her whole article is about.
Are men not allowed to compliment women?
Are men not allowed to woman appreciate and think a woman is so beautiful, whether she's dressed modestly or whether she's like the guys can't look at the girls in the gym when they're dressed in their underwear, basically.
Otherwise, how dare he?
What a creep.
And they can't appreciate a woman who's clothed and covered up because how dare he?
Of course he would.
So how about guys are not allowed to ever ever comment on a woman, what she's wearing, and whether he finds that beautiful or not.
Because it's none of his damn business.
Well, we have a good video.
You just mentioned that about girls getting stared at.
Finally, some justice.
This girl's filming, and she happens to call out the wrong guy for checking her out while she's working out.
Watch this.
Do you need something?
Okay, I thought so.
Keep the pushing.
Nobody wants to live on your channel.
I don't want to do my word to you.
I can go on a police network search fast right now.
Would you like to?
Okay, cool.
Go ahead and let him know.
That's what we'll do.
For right now, I'm going to take the stuff that I'm trying to do.
Cut the cameras.
So yeah, she got kicked out of the gym.
We're just being rude.
Well, because that's being like, oh, are you looking at something?
Okay, bitch.
So here's the thing.
Maybe I even am.
Well, don't wear your underwear into the gym.
Why is she focusing on everyone who's looking at her and not focusing on her work?
That's what I was going to say is, dude, I'll look at a guy, a girl, or anyone in the gym for a variety of reasons.
Maybe I want to use the equipment you're using.
Maybe I like the exercise you're doing and I've never seen it before.
Maybe I think you have good form.
Maybe I, maybe I, maybe somebody in the gym was just crazy.
What if someone's checking you out?
That'd be insane, right?
What if you went to the gym and you were doing butt flex exercises?
You were ass maxing.
You were ass maxing.
Straight to jail.
Don't.
And some guy stared at your butt.
Would it be so crazy if you were wearing underwear in a public space and you were doing an exercise to make your butt big so people would look at it?
Yeah.
And then some guy looked at it and you're like, excuse me?
That's your fault for looking.
Excuse me?
It was a trap.
You should have known it was a trap.
Yeah, it's always a trap.
But I like the fact that he's literally probably just looking at her.
This guy, because making sure she's like re-racking her weights or something.
I don't know anything about that.
No, but I'm saying it wouldn't matter if he was checking her out.
That's not illegal.
Secondly, even if he wasn't, he was working there.
People are always observing.
Like when I'm at the gym, I see the workers walk around.
Sometimes they're looking at your form to see that you don't hurt yourself.
They're monitoring people.
And this girl is all matched.
Like, I got kicked out and I got my membership revoked.
Haha, bitch.
Just like recording herself and anything.
I don't get it.
I think these girls know what they're doing.
You know what you're wearing.
Straight to horny jail.
That's what she wants.
That's what she wants.
Why are you paying so much attention?
Like, is he looking at me?
Did he just look at me?
Is they looking at me?
Because they don't do it for attention.
They do it so little for attention that they actually end up caring.
And that's the crazy thing.
I've learned that's what females want.
That's why I just ignore the crazy psycho females.
It's like they just want attention.
So like in the gym, it's like the best thing to do is just ignore every single female that's in the gym possible.
And they almost get mad.
Like if you're like one of the only guys in the gym and they're working out and you never look at them, you notice they like move around, kind of like move closer to you.
And they're just, you know, because it's like, dude, what are you doing?
We're here to lift weight.
I am retarded.
I take heavy thing.
I pick it up.
I put it back where I found it.
It's a very simple thing.
I love it.
I feel so good.
It's a good day to feel good about your mind.
Yes, I did leg day today.
And you know what happens after leg day?
Testosterone gets going.
Yeah, like that.
That's how families grow.
That's how families grow.
But I thought it was so funny how women who want attention, this proves it.
Speaking of women who want attention, this is so funny.
This woman, when she goes to take a break, she puts a guy, she's a live streamer.
She puts a plank of wood.
Oh, from that cartoon movie.
Yeah, she puts Planky on the wood, but watch how...
Planky on the wood?
Wait.
Wait, but what?
So every time she puts the plank, her views go up.
And every time she comes back, her views go down and it sticks fucking with her head.
Because women creators, the comments and the views really get to their head.
And they'll literally do crazy stuff.
If the audience is mean to them, they'll go psycho crazy.
It's insane.
It's insane to watch.
I've watched it in my life.
Yeah, be nice.
You don't want to see what's going to happen to me.
Be nice.
Yeah, be nice.
It's true.
The girls can't separate it and they do it for the fame and they do it for the appreciation.
So when people are critical of women on streams, they take it personally and they start acting psycho in the real world.
And this girl literally couldn't.
Like, you know, the guys are trolling her.
Like, hey, they're purposely getting off when she's on and then they're coming back for when the plank's on.
That's so funny.
You know how it works.
Guys like to tease girls.
They're having fun.
They're teasing a creator.
Let's see what happens.
Wow, some excitement for Planky.
You know what really hurts my feelings sometimes?
Oh, sometimes when I go to the bathroom and I come back and I put Planky out, my viewership goes up 30 to 50 viewers when there is a plank of wood here.
And then the second that I unmute the mic and I sit back down in the chair, it drops like 70.
This is a sting that I have noticed.
Why do you guys legitimately prefer a plank of wood?
A plank of wood more than you prefer me.
Wow, some excitement for planky.
Oh, you're gonna put the music?
Yeah, but it's like, dude, you should be so pleased with yourself.
Like, she had, what a genius idea.
Put a plank of woods in.
I love my chat, though.
They're like, we're just here to give you shit, Elijah.
And I love it.
I find it to be hilarious.
I love you guys giving me shit.
It's fantastic.
But like, I'm just going to say this.
That's why if you're going to co-host a show, Coast It with your wife, because women get offended really easily.
You can beat me up later if I have a bad attitude.
No, because obviously, like, I don't let her read in the comments.
Because women are reading comments, they go cycle in real life, and then you have real-world problems because your commenters were mean.
Thank you, Alex Lendquist.
Alex.
Happy birthday to Nick, right, Alex?
Anyway, I want to bring this also up.
That this also reminded me, I thought this was funny.
I haven't seen a lot of funny South Park clips recently, but this kind of takes a darker turn on the funny side of the show.
I was reminding, like, of how accurate South Park has been, you know, with how crazy it's gotten.
This was when the PC principal actually beats the shit out of Cartman for using violent words.
Oh, dang.
He uses violence to remind him to not be violent.
And I just, I'll explain this.
This has to do with the next section of what we're talking about.
I don't need to tell anyone about this.
No, I think we have an understanding.
Capische.
What did you just say?
You mean about keeping your dick out?
Capische?
You're associating Italian Americans to intimidation tactics?
You better watch your microaggressions, bro.
Okay, look, you don't want to end up like the spokesman for Subway, do you?
Did you just use a term that excludes women from an occupation?
Okay, let's back up.
Did you just say spokesman instead of spokesperson when women are just as capable of selling sandwiches as anyone?
Are you purposely trying to use words that assert your male privilege?
No, John, I was just trying to ban you for making butters.
Do you think Italian Americans and women are less important?
You dare to use words that alienate two communities of people who have to deal with verbal biases like yours on a daily basis?
It does, that's how I feel like we're in the world.
You know what I mean?
It's like you, you, what is it?
You post a video of Lady Gaga vomiting on a 15-year-old fan, and then the fans tell you to go and kill yourself.
No, they threaten to decapitate us.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like every time you like make a joke, or like that one time you made a joke about Justin Bieber.
But that's why I'm not sure.
Justin Bieber fans are scary.
They're really scary.
Fans of celebrities, like singing ones, I don't know what it is, but they're...
I don't get it.
Yeah, I think it's weird too.
You know what?
I know this is like super not this audience, but the Selena Haley Bieber drama is so confusing.
For the three people in the audience that care about this, you know what?
I'm not on Team Selena right now.
I'm just not.
No, I'm not.
Because, well, I bet you Haley Bieber probably did sneak her way in to Justin's life, and Justin probably married her to get over his hurt from Selena.
The truth is they're married now, and they're trying to make it work, and you got to get a married couple respect.
And it's like fucked up to try to get between two people's marriage.
You have to be literally the most fucked up human being in the entire world to try to get between somebody's marriage.
That's just the truth of the matter.
And if that's you, then you're literally probably the worst piece of shit that exists in the world.
And that's what I feel like people are doing is they're no longer attacking her.
They're trying to like break them apart.
And I feel like that's satanic.
So I got to get Justin.
And Justin's depressed over it.
Every white guy likes Justin Bieber, kind of.
Like, we all feel like...
Really?
Well, because he peed on his fans or whatever.
And he's like, he crashed his Lamborghini high on Aunt and Scissor and stuff.
That's why you like him?
No, it's because he's like a white guy and everyone's rooting for the white guy to fail and they've always been trying to make him the bad guy.
Black rappers do crazy shit and everyone's like, oh, it's just black people.
And then the white guy has a hard time.
He's like young and he's grown up in a world.
It's confusing to be white.
He thinks he's black.
He doesn't know what's going on.
And everyone's like, come on, Justin, you can win.
You can do this because we need like a white anti-hero.
You know what I mean?
It's like, everyone is rooting for him to fail because they want him to seem like he's a bad guy.
They want to make the white kid the like evil person.
And now they're trying to take his wife away.
And that's literally it.
So I mean, I don't know.
It's some crazy drama.
Some people are like, huh?
People have no idea what this drama is.
I haven't really been following that, but I just know that from since the beginning of time, Selena Gomez fans have always hated Haley or whatever.
They were always really obsessed with them as a couple.
Justin and Selena.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, that's true.
Sometimes breakups happen, guys.
They do.
And other times, you get a taste of your own medicine.
This is called Russian Toxic Masculinity.
There is a man walking around heels, which I believe cross-dressing is illegal in Russia right now.
Really?
Although people do it, but basically, this is what cross-dressers do in Russia.
It's technically illegal from my understanding.
Okay.
I could be wrong.
But then they go, oh, a cross-dresser was attacked.
So I found the real video and you tell me if this was okay.
I don't know why this isn't a funny section, but I laughed.
Okay.
don't do that to the police russian police Oh, shoot.
I'm sorry.
He didn't even have to hit him very hard.
He was down.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's not supposed to be funny, but I laughed.
I just thought it was like that idea.
You know what I mean?
Where it's like you could have just walked, you could have just clicked and clocked away on your little heels, and you could have clipped and clocked, and now you got clocked after you clipped him.
So I just, I feel, I feel very, very sound.
Yeah, I don't think I would ever want to get hit in the face by a man.
I think that would crack my skull.
So I'm really hoping to never have to go through that experience.
Someone said Elijah Celeb Gossip Arc Inc.
I'm not into Celeb gossip.
I just, there's no way you can avoid this.
I'm not thinking more about this whole Selena stuff than I do.
There's no way that you can avoid this right now if you're perpetually online like I am.
Right.
All right.
Speaking of this, some things don't make sense.
They're not funny, but they kind of are.
And this is WTF videos that I can't really explain.
I'll try to Our first video starts out with a transgender who painted their car In a trans flag and got into a DUI DUI standing for Dick Used Irresponsibly.
Uh-oh.
I mean, hey, that took me like 45 seconds to make up, right?
But I love that this is from a just the kid.
Can you hit somebody?
I think it's a DUI because like the police are there, right?
So, and they're like on the floor.
Is the person on the floor the driver or something that's funny?
No, I think it is because like imagine getting a car.
No, I think that's a DUI, right?
Because the police are escorting him or her or something like that.
Just imagine you're just like, la la la, walking down the street.
A trans cop.
Don't fucking talk to me.
No, I fucking hate all of you.
Oh.
I hate all of you.
I hate all of you.
Stop it.
Oh my gosh, I can't show any more of the video.
Yeah, I can't show any more of the video or YouTube flights.
No, it's just not.
Yeah, we're not going to get into it.
At the beginning, if you just go to the very beginning of the video and pause it, and you can see, you can see the little pictures in the they look like the little anime cartoons.
Do you see that?
Yeah, I gotta say.
I don't know my family stickies, but all the anime characters.
It's when the tranny gets busted of the car, right?
Transmission in the car.
They call it a tranny, the transmission.
Would I be talking about a human being?
No.
Those are transsexuals.
It has nothing to do with the colors.
Yeah.
The cosmic stuff.
No, it has to do with the busted tranny.
And you can find it where it is, but it's inside the car in the engine, right?
It's the transmission.
And that's, I just, I don't know.
I have to say, I don't have a lot of answers to this.
But I heard someone said, what do you call this channel?
Because I'm in the wrong place.
I don't know what that means.
But get the fuck out of here if you are, because it's about to get weirder.
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So speaking of funny things, though, that gets, I mean, the WTF stuff, it does get weirder because I can't make this up.
You know, Jazz Jennings, the first transgender?
Yes.
Jazz Jennings says a ton of weight.
Yeah.
So Jazz Jennings was on the show and literally said after all these surgeries.
No, no, no.
Oh.
Was on just on the show.
Said, after all of these, these moments that they just want to feel like themselves.
And listen to this.
This is the craziest thing.
After all the trans surgeries, they still don't feel like they're in the right body.
Crazy.
Are you feeling like you wanted to start talking about?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I'm going to cry.
You know I can't get out of my head.
I know.
No, listen.
It just doesn't stop.
It's okay.
Give me home.
It's okay.
I know what you're going through.
No, it still doesn't stop.
No, I'm already going back to negative.
But the more you're talking about yourself, it gets harder.
You're digging in and you're making you put a magnifying glass on what's already difficult as it is.
So this is hard for you.
I know.
And we don't want to push you.
I know I'm the one doing it.
I know.
You're your own worst enemy.
I feel kind of all over the place and like my mind is very cluttered and not clear.
And I really want to have that clarity.
I really want to understand myself and be able to read my own soul and what I want.
And it's just very challenging.
And I think I'm kind of breaking down a little bit and spiraling into negativity.
I just want to feel like myself.
Like, that's it.
I don't care.
All I want is to be happy and feel like me.
And I don't feel like me ever.
That's so sad.
Like, they've maimed these people.
She goes, the mom goes, your own worst enemy is you.
Uh-uh.
Own worst enemy was your mother and your father and the doctors who allowed a little, little boy to drop his genitals, to live his life.
And so they can't, no one there can get, no one there can actually be helpful to jazz and support jazz, him, whatever, because in order for jazz to find their soul, find who they really are, they have to accept who they really are, which is a man.
And for anyone to go back and say, okay, you're a man, no one there can say that because you've gone through the transition.
The parents have pushed this.
You've made your whole money, all your money, your social, everything has been built off of the fact that you have a trans kid.
It's been in the news.
It's been famous.
You've gone through all kinds of hate.
Everyone's been like, why would you do this?
Why would you do this?
But you persisted.
So there's no turning back now.
So jazz is going to have to continue.
And I wouldn't be surprised if the future went dark for jazz.
And then it was blamed on, well, because it was such a hot living in the spotlight with so much hate and everything like that was the reason that they decided to end it, not because of the whole process that they went down in the first place.
Yeah.
But they cannot admit it.
The parents can't admit it.
Jazz isn't going to be able to.
No one can admit that they did the wrong thing and that they took the wrong path.
Somebody said you have cute arm freckles.
Oh, thank you.
No, but it's true.
They're maimed forever.
Buyer's remorse, but there's no return policy at all.
There's no return policy.
It also brings us up to this guy.
People are so weird.
He had a relationship with his sex doll.
Oh.
Yeah.
But he had a baby.
What?
This is my and Emily's little boy, Lil Shawnee.
Shawnee Jr.
Isn't he so cute?
He looks just like me, Donnie.
No.
Yeah, him looks just like his daddy.
No, he doesn't.
We made a beautiful kid.
No, you didn't.
Emily, we did it.
No.
This is my and Emily's.
That's cool.
I love to hear the birth story.
It's called severe autism.
And I mean, I feel you, bro.
I get it, but I also feel bad.
To be honest, that girl looks like every single e-girl I've ever seen on the internet ever.
That literally just looks like a random egg.
You could replace any e-girl on the internet with that girl and you probably would have a better time watching that thing.
So I don't blame him because there's nothing worse than an attractive female that you like her until you hear her speak.
So what's going to happen now?
Is she going to, you know, she's not going to be able to fulfill him as much anymore because she's got motherly duties?
No, I'm saying she's probably a hot chick that has no brain because I'm assuming as a mannequin, she's got no brain, right?
And you say, well, don't call her a she.
Well, that's more of a girl than half the transsexuals I've ever met.
Actually, it's more of a girl than any of the transsexuals I've ever met.
They both are unequally ever able to be real women.
I hope that's a good one.
But at least this one never started as a man.
I hope this is just a plain old baby doll and it doesn't have any similarities to Emily the mother.
We have so many other good videos in the WTF category.
We have so many good videos, but we'll go watch those on locals only afterwards.
So we'll watch those on locals.
I put like too many in there.
I have like seven more videos, six or seven more videos.
But we're going to watch, for the sake of time, we'll watch those only in locals, and we'll get to that as well.
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So many of you guys know SOB.
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Dr. Rachel Levine says, changing kids' genders will soon be fully embraced.
Will will turn on this.
The wheels in the bus go round and round.
In this case, they turn.
Rachel Levine, this is why I don't allow ads, Fox News, because your site is full of shit.
Oh, my God.
Assistant Secretary for Health for the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, Rachel Levine, promised that medically changing kids' genders will soon be normalized.
Levine praised gender-affirming care at the pediatric grand round session at the Connecticut Children's Medical Center in Hartford.
Levine was asked, I was invited to speak at the event about the Florida parental rights in education law and the political implications of gender reassignment surgery taking place at children's hospitals where Rachel Levine, who is the admiral, you know, Rachel Levine, right?
Oh, yeah.
Rachel Levine.
Ugly Rachel.
Yeah.
Who, by the way, did a message from the White House recently telling us all about the need to be healthy.
I'm not joking.
That's a real thing.
I can't with Rachel.
Why?
I can't with Rachel because what was, what was, you bag-ass looking bitch.
Rachel, it wasn't me.
I don't like her.
I, what's that, um, what's that one clip where it's like some go left a voicemail like, Rachel, you blah, blah, blah.
Does anyone know that one?
It's like the, it's like a voice message with someone like ripping into Rachel or someone.
Someone said based freckle lady.
I was just quoting.
Those weren't my words.
I was just quoting that one.
I was quoting that other video that we had watched a long time of that guy calling that lady a bug ass.
Oh, yeah.
Bugass beach.
Okay.
But I also want to say this.
It kind of comes to the point where they're kind of prepping us, right?
Reminding us that it's like they're going to change our kids' gender.
And there's actually laws here in Australia about you needing to agree with your kids' transgender.
You don't have parental rights in this country.
So sincerely, fuck anyone who's involved with that.
But also, it's happening in the United States as well, as even a court rules from New York Post ruled against a New York worker fired for refusing LGBTQ training.
So they just wanted to have peace in their privacy.
And now if you don't watch videos about dudes kissing and get turned on by it, then you can get fired.
And he's sued because he's like, I don't want to, what do you mean, training on the gays?
We all know about them.
They're fucking annoying and they're everywhere.
Like, we get it, right?
How is it going to help you to make you work better at your job?
Well, that's what I'm saying.
I'm knowing more about the gays.
Dude, everybody knows about the gays.
Like, we don't even care.
The thing is, I always mention this.
Gay people watch the show.
I don't really care.
You're probably one of the people.
You do live your life.
You live in a free country and you do whatever you want.
Whatever.
You know what?
Go ahead, and that's your life.
But the truth is, is like, don't make an announcement about it.
Like, just mind your own business.
Yeah.
And so this guy doesn't want to be trained about your community.
I don't want to.
Neither do I.
This show is training.
Put your hand up if you want to get gay training.
This show is gay training.
But also, Vince posted in the chat what that thing that I was trying to say, but I didn't remember, but he remembered all the words.
Not your podcast on Rumble.
He sent a Rumble.
Remember, you can send your Rumble.
He said, that's gay.
We also had as well.
Oh, Icon of Herniterd said 50 bucks.
Iconogeniterd.
Wow.
Thank you.
Iconah said, I come here from the Lowells, but I stay at Ferkez's deep understanding of Australia's insulation from international banking problems caused by U.S. companies like SBU, which clearly defrauded its investors.
Stop it.
you know what i try to stay humble with we should you should have had you should have had a very hot take on the process We need to start giving you hot takes on The Matrix.
What do you mean?
I should start getting hot takes.
I always have...
Yeah, I know, but we should...
What are you talking about?
We should make sure that you always have really...
It's almost like you're reading a script, but not really.
We should have you have really good takes on The Matrix.
It comes to me, really.
I'm just inspired.
Remember, you can send super chats on Rumble.
You can.
We also have a Rumble as well from Rough Flow sent to.
He said, Illigur, do you use your hair to express yourself?
Hopefully you get the reference.
I don't, but send it in locals.
And also, Illigur, are you open to hearing fucked up movie ideas that involve the lettuce, guac, bacon, tomato, and quiche clown parade getting the depravity they deserve?
If so, where would I send it?
Sure.
Give me the email at some point.
I like quiche.
No, I don't like.
I like quiche.
I think quiche is delicious, especially a warm quiche for breakfast.
Correct.
That's yum.
But that's from you guys.
Now, of course, we have our other segments.
Usually I just play the you and the hmm segments on Rumble only, but you know, sometimes we run out of time.
So we're going to switch over right now to Rumble.
We're going to do the last three segments on Rumble.
So if you're not on Rumble, I'm putting the link.
It's in the description.
And it's also there.
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You can join.
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But we're going to head over to Rumble.
So go to rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
We're going to look at some wins, some gross stuff, and some racial stuff.
All right, we're back.
talk about some wins this week where our wins are based upon masculine effort and epicness uh i love this video that we're about to watch right now because uh i don't even know what animal this is that a man's about to rescue but you know we've rescued a few animals here and we really have a heart for them now I used to not care about animals, but watch this.
I guess I'll do this because the sound is pretty low.
So some kids.
Is it a deer, right?
Jump in the water.
Jump in the water.
Well, watch.
You'd see why they're not going to because that's one of those like mini dams and you can get sucked under and like couldn't die.
So I wouldn't jump in the water if you don't know how much the underpull is and you could end up dying.
So I know.
Oh, there's a wonderful fasten.
Well, it's a mini dam.
It's turning.
Oh, no.
So he made it over the dam.
Oh, he's going to get it.
Oh, shoot!
What's he doing?
Oh...
He did it.
He's a hero.
Oh, his little daughters are going to be so pleased.
He saved it.
Look, fat people are useful.
Yes.
Dad for the win.
That was a serious, awesome dad moment.
And there's also this other one, too.
You ever heard this song?
So now I can play it.
Okay.
Do you know that song that goes, Bye, bye, Miss American.
But do you know the song?
I want to play this song for you for a second because I don't know if you know this song.
Wait, hold up.
If you don't know this song, long, long time ago, I can still remember.
Yeah, it sounds familiar.
Used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance that I could make those people dance, and maybe they'd be happy for a while.
Such a good song, by the way.
But February made me shiver with every paper I deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep.
I couldn't take one more step.
I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widowed bride.
And then it goes right here.
And then you know this one.
I drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.
And then good old boys were drinking whiskey.
So remember that?
Push the Chevy to the levee.
Do you remember that?
I feel like this is about an American kind of pie.
You know that one?
Okay, well.
I feel like I probably heard it before, but I wouldn't be able to tell you about the words on it pretty much.
Some guy took that song really literally.
His crops were getting flooded.
And he decided that he was going to push the Chevy to the levee.
And he decides he's going to use his Chevy to the levee.
But I thought this was cool because he's stopping his crops from being flooded.
So he took his Chevy to the levee and he's using them.
Yep, right there.
Yes.
Yep.
Boom.
And he saved his crops.
Look at that.
He did.
And he just, because it's better to sacrifice $50,000 than millions of dollars of crops, right?
So he drove the car into the levee.
The levee is.
The Chevy to the levee.
No, that's the wall.
I just said that was the first time I've ever seen someone literally drive the Chevy to the levee.
And it made me think of the song.
Yeah.
Oh, that's funny.
That was so stupid.
But that was the dumbest probably thing I've ever played.
Speaking of that, we've got to move into our segment of Ew.
These are videos I've seen, right?
I saw them, so you have to watch them too.
Today is particularly gross.
Today is particularly gross.
I do remind you, this is the part of the show that I don't recommend kids watch.
I don't recommend kids watch the show at all, but these segments are actually for adults only, and that's why they don't play on YouTube.
Shout out to TJ Sherrod sending the rumble chat.
Thanks to both of y'all for giving me something to look forward to at night to distract from the world.
The work is appreciated by many, and we appreciate that.
We appreciate that.
The SOB is a slightly offensive backers.
We do appreciate you guys.
We love you guys.
And we really are here for you.
Speaking of getting caught red-handed.
Hey, you best keep going now.
Elijah.
Stop.
Elijah.
I swear, you guys, I have no idea what he's about to show.
I swear.
That's getting caught red-handed.
Elijah.
That was he.
They were filming him and he like got grabbed.
Why do you do this?
Why do you do this?
See, someone said, Ew, not a vibe.
It's literally the segment called Ew.
The segment's called Ew.
He saw it, so he has to show it.
Because he saw it.
Do you guys notice that Elijah says, Sol?
Solid.
You say you saw it.
Solid.
Solid, man.
Everybody knows.
Sorry.
You know what?
I just want to take a moment to apologize for everyone to you guys because I really wish I never saw that.
That's disgusting.
Watch.
Watch this.
Watch the graphic one more time.
No, the graphic.
And read what it says at the end of the graphic.
Here we go.
I saw it?
No, watch.
Read what it says.
You said, I can't unsee that.
Ready for this?
Here we go.
Okay?
It literally says can't unsee.
Wow.
Wow.
So it's a segment of things that I wish I hadn't seen.
Wow.
But you have to watch them now, too.
Speaking of that, there's nobody else that I really hate more than fat women.
They're disgusting and they're gross.
No, I'm just kidding.
I like fat women because I like fat women as nerd.
Like, you know what I mean?
I do like fat women, but I don't.
I like fat women who are like squishy and like grandmas.
What would you have to talk about if us girls didn't put on a ton of weight?
Well, I've been fat in my life before too.
So I understand people get fat.
What I don't like is people who like promote obesity, right?
Okay.
Because I get that obesity is a struggle.
But if you're like really fat, especially if you have money and you're still really fat, especially as a guy, you're a piece of shit loser.
That's just the truth.
So are you harder on fat men or fat women?
No, I mean this.
There's no reason you should be this big.
There's no reason you should be that big, period.
But I understand that there are people that watch the show that are that big.
And this is the part of the show where I remind you, cut it out.
Cut out the calories.
And remember, there's no such thing as fat-burning food, fat-burning exercises.
You just need to eat less than you're bringing in.
You need a calorie deficit.
That's it.
Download an app, MyNet Diary, MyFitnessPal, and Stop Being a Bitch.
Just eat less.
Track your fucking food, you loser.
You know what I mean?
It's like you would.
From one fatty to another.
I understand.
Life is good.
It's hard to not be a fat loser, but life is not meant to be easy.
It's meant to be amazing.
And when you're like this, this is a 16-year-old.
What is this?
This is a 16-year-old with her mom.
Would it surprise you guys to find out that Elijah is secretly a feeder?
Because as much as he talks about don't, you know, don't eat, just don't eat, you would think that our home life would be Elijah making sure that I'm not eating whatever, except for the fact that every time he comes home, he comes home with chalkies and bickies and treats for me and gets them for me and lets me eat them.
He brings me treats all the time filled with sugar and bad chemicals.
And I eat them because I have an addiction.
And he feeds me them.
He loves me.
I love the fact that someone said, big girls that I know are so funny and nice.
They are.
They have great personalities.
They have the loudest laugh of everybody.
And they're just jolly all around.
Yeah.
Mark Lubliner has now challenged me to get a six pack, which I have a four pack right now, but I couldn't have a six pack.
He wants me to lose a little bit of, I've gotten my body fat percentage into a very good category and I'm feeling like really good.
Although I feel a little bit swollen still, like sometimes like in the face stuff from the creatine, you know, because I like, I like absorb so much water, but like the rest of my, my, my body is still like cut.
And I feel like exercise was the key to overcoming lymphema too.
Because I have a condition to where like I get swelling in my face all the time from a lack of, I don't have to.
How do you know that this girl doesn't have a swelling all around?
Is she 16?
Did she eat a 16 year old?
That's the question.
This is what she eats in a day.
This is what she eats in a day.
And I like how she points out she starts eating at 4 p.m. as if it's a flex.
Remember, fasting is kind of a myth as well.
Not necessarily, it's good for your, for your, fasting is not a myth in that it's very good for your organs, but it's not going to help you lose weight per se.
Because really, in a 24-hour period, if you still eat a certain amount of calories, you will still gain weight.
And this is, remember, this is from like 4 to 10 p.m.
In six hours, this is it.
I got the bag.
Today's going to be a little different.
I'm going to do what I eat in a day starting at 4 p.m.
I got a pretzel and cheese.
Cheddar pepper I've never tried before.
Hot.
Really rich in cheddar pepper.
Mozzarella stick.
Mozzarella stick with marinara.
She clarifies she's sharing her meals.
What?
Corn dog with mustard.
Cool dog.
Keep in mind I'm sharing all these things with my mom.
Say hi, mom.
Hi.
Sprouts.
Petco.
I got frozen yogurt, tart, strawberries, mango boba, and what's it called?
Fruity pipples.
Someone said, why are you showing us this?
I got everything.
Okay, I got Portuguese tacos.
Oh, no, sorry.
Velvet taco.
And panda express.
first a kimchi dragon that was absolutely delicious now Now, my food food.
I got chow mein, super greens, honey walnut shrimp, and Angus beef.
I'm so excited.
The honey walnut shrimp here is amazing, especially with the walnut.
the angus beef is next level pandas express chicken egg rolls So country, so good.
Stop!
No, no, tacos.
I got a Mexi shrimp and a chicken and waffle taco.
These are so good.
That's a huge taco, by the way.
That's what she said.
He said.
Thanks for tagging along to my what I eat it.
Okay.
This is me being her.
Water.
Yum.
Love water.
Water is so good.
It's like, dude, stop making all those noises after every single bite.
Also, that's a full day's worth of food you're eating for dinner more.
By the way, it's 4 p.m.
And somebody said this.
I lost 80 pounds doing intermittent fasting.
What you've done is you've narrowed the window that you eat.
And so you're just restricting the amount of calories that you eat.
You're just saying that she wasn't.
No, no, no, but someone said don't lie about fasting.
She's saying she intermittent fasts till 4 p.m.
And she does that because she eats 3,000 calories at 10 p.m.
This is what I'm trying to say.
She eats 3,000 calories at 10 p.m.
And so she's not hungry in the morning.
Like intermittent fasting, if you're eating 3,000 calories at 10 p.m. will not help you lose weight.
If you are eating healthy and you're knocking out, let's say you're not eating until like 1 o'clock or 12 o'clock and you're training your body, you're disciplining yourself to not give into impulses to eat.
Sure, it has health effects that are psychological and that can help you.
I said it's good for your organs, but fasting alone won't help you lose weight.
I'm sorry, it's an objective truth.
Okay?
If you eat a shit ton of food in a four-hour window, you will still get fat.
That's just an objective truth.
It's science.
If you have a certain amount of energy coming into your body that is over the amount your body needs, you will gain weight at 3,500 excess calories per pound gained.
So I'm sorry, but it's just the truth.
You will gain the weight.
And that's what fat people think.
They think if they drink Diet Cokes and they skip meals, that they'll be thin.
But as we saw, those cream cheese ragoons and the whole plate of food is probably, I would put the panda meal at 13.50, the cream cheese ragoons at like 1,100.
So I'd put that at like 2,350.
I'd put the tacos probably, depends how big that one is, somewhere between like 850 to 1,000 calories.
So she's having like 3,500 calories.
And her resting calories is probably, for her height as a woman, probably like 1,800, 1,750 if she just wanted to be like kind of chunky.
And if she just wanted to even stay at her weight, she could probably get away with like 2,800, 2,900, meaning she'll probably gaining about a pound every two weeks at this level.
She's still 16.
Maybe every week, a pound a week at this weight.
If she's 16, her parents should not be buying her this food.
Everything is bought out.
There was not one single home cooked meal.
It was all bought out fast food filled with every kind of oil and whatever.
And her parents should not be giving her the money to eat out.
And they should be telling her, uh-uh, you can't.
But I have a sneaking suspicion that her mother, at least, is just as big.
But I, like, I can't believe that people who are really overweight like this and have this kind of diet, I can't believe that they actually think that by intermittent fasting or whatever, they're going to lose weight.
Surely, surely, one little Google search.
How do I lose weight?
What is making me gain weight?
What does a healthy diet look like?
One little Google search, and that's all you need.
If you know how to use TikTok and you're going to make a TikTok about your food, then you should know how to be able to see if what you're eating is healthy and is making you gain weight or whatever.
I can't believe that they think like, I just don't know why I'm gaining weight.
I don't believe that.
The chat is being so vicious, and I'm not going to read the chat.
Yeah.
They said she intermittent fast between 10.30 and 1033.
But for three minutes.
Dude, and to the people in the chat, like, I intermittent fasted and it's the time of the day.
I'm sorry, but none of this is true.
There is a calorie deficit.
Somebody said they intermittent fast into a calorie deficit.
You will only lose weight.
You may lose water weight in an intermittent fasting, like initial, like, you know, you may just like drop a couple pounds because you're dehydrated.
You may lose a couple pounds because you don't have a bunch of shit in your intestines because you're eating less.
But overall, you're not going to destroy adipose tissue.
Adipose tissue will not break down without a deficit.
And that's, there's just, the whole scam of the fitness industry is like all these, these are foods that help you burn fat.
These are exercises that help you burn fat.
Exercise is good for definition.
Exercise is extremely good.
It can create a calorie deficit.
It can help to create a calorie deficit.
But exercising for a calorie deficit is not a very good method to living your life.
However, yeah, food does matter.
The quality of food matters, right?
I mean, the quality of food does matter.
The quality of ingredients.
But ultimately speaking, anybody who is losing serious weight and getting very, very fit.
And someone says, I might be eating the same stuff.
Yeah, because you might have been really fat.
You might have been really fat and you might have cut down to a resting amount of calorie intake, like 2,800 or 3,000.
And then you may have lost weight that way.
To get shredded, to get a six-pack, to really burn down fat, it's literally your digestive system was designed by God.
And the way your liver works, the way your body breaks down fat, the way your body actually breaks down energy and the way you break it down in the cells, you literally just have to have a calorie deficit, which is why you will see sometimes that even alcoholics who drink a lot of alcohol still look skinny because the way that they fucked up their livers, the way it processes fat and stuff, they don't even end up absorbing anything at a certain point.
It's kind of crazy.
Do you want to get burgers after this?
Mark Loebiner will not let me have a burger after this, but I can get a chicken burger.
I can go to grilled.
Yeah, I can go to grilled.
I'm not getting into arguments with people.
Look, it's pretty simple.
Just get into a calorie deficit and you'll lose fat.
Eat healthy foods and you'll feel good.
Just because you're losing fat doesn't mean you'll feel good, but you will lose a lot of fat.
It's just people complicate health in ways that I think is absolutely ridiculous.
And the truth is, is that if somehow you lost weight, you were in a calorie deficit.
It's not just the time you ate.
And intermittent fasting is a great way to reduce your window of eating specifically so that you eat less in one sitting.
It's just ridiculous.
Don't rile Elijah up.
No, it's rich.
It just starts to get ridiculous because it's like, it's so easy.
You can literally change nothing except for the amount of food that you eat and you will lose weight.
Will you receive optimal results?
It's even still possible, yes.
But that's the hardest thing to do is to be in a calorie deficit.
That's the hardest thing to do.
It's just not eat what you want to eat when you want to eat it.
So intermittent fasting can help you gain discipline, but it's not the ultimate solution.
However, I do want to remind you that there is another way you can lose weight, which is the scam in America of how we lose weight.
Injection that all the celebrities are.
No, this is the scam.
So that's the scam Like if I exercise more, I'll lose weight.
And you could.
I mean, it's just, it's just like, dude, that's why you see skinny people who eat McDonald's all the time.
Because that might be the only meal they ate in the day.
They just, and people have, some people have faster metabolism.
Some people have higher resting calories.
They have higher intake.
Like you can take in more.
Like, even Mark told me, like, while I wasn't even following his plan at certain points, I still saw some results because I think I just might, when you work out and stuff, you can even uh, you can even sort of increase your metabolic breakdown and you can grow in mass and everything.
But I just think people complicate health.
If you're watching this and you are fatter than you want to be, eat less food.
And you know what's great about eating healthy food is sometimes called volume eating.
You can eat a lot of food and it's still less calories, right?
You can eat a giant fucking plate of broccoli and it's still less calories than a large fry.
That's what I'm saying.
I feel like I don't eat, I don't overeat, but I do eat a lot of sugar.
I do consume a lot of chocolates and baby.
You look very beautiful and you are in very good shape.
Thank you.
But I know that I need to cut back.
I do.
I really do need to cut back, but something buying me chocolate.
That's metabolic because it asks it's juicier.
Next topic.
This is hmm.
Observations about racism.
But yeah, actually, no.
But also, by the way, they don't do corn syrups out here.
Oh, really?
I haven't seen corn syrup in anything.
I don't know.
Although I do think eliminating excess sugar is super important.
Do you know that's the easiest way?
Stop eating shit with excess sugar in it.
That's where a lot of the hidden calories come from.
I firmly believe that.
Excess calories come from added sugars in everything in America.
That's why people are so much fatter there than every other country.
There's sugar and everything.
It's true.
And I think there's something wrong with our grains.
I think our grains bloat you too.
I don't get bloated from bread out here.
Or pasta.
Pasta doesn't bloat me out here.
I've also noticed the pasta here has a little bit less carbs in it, too.
I don't know what's going on.
Anyway, let's get into this.
I got bronchitis.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Ain't nobody getting time for that.
Ain't nobody getting time for that.
Ain't nobody getting time.
Ain't nobody getting time.
Ain't nobody getting time for that.
I told you.
What did I tell you?
Didn't I tell you?
Cause I told you.
Okay.
I'm going to have Mark back on here to do another health episode to help people.
Just to call it Stop Being a Fat Bitch.
This will be the episode with Mark Loebliner.
Mark Loebliner wants me to have a shredded six pack.
Will I get one?
Who knows?
Because he's not in person, but he's really.
Stick around to find out.
A guy robs a store.
Oh.
And this is reminding you of why we have the Second Amendment.
I don't know if you saw this.
This is a Swift Justice.
Swift Justice.
Violence Warning.
And so this guy comes in.
He has a gun in his hand, by the way.
Boom.
Oh, dang.
Is he dead?
100%.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, and I'm not trying to make a joke of this, but that's like a Boost Mobile store, I think.
What did he throw on the counter?
I don't know.
But like, dude, if you work at a Boost Mobile store, you have a 100% chance of being robbed at some point in your career.
If you want to call it that.
But he shot him a lot of times, didn't he?
That's what you're supposed to do.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So like, so like, um, if you're going, so, okay, this, I'm going to fuck this up.
But from watching Donut Operator videos, huh?
Like, police recaps, like training and stuff.
He's been on.
Okay, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
He's just a big YouTuber.
From my understanding, you're supposed to unload the, like, when you're trying to, when you're trying to eliminate a target, chat, let me know if this is true in the chat here.
But from what I've been trained, I've taken training classes on guns too, and like survival, that you're supposed to unload the magazine.
You aim for center mass and you unload the clip.
Maybe I'm really sharing bad gun information.
Keep shooting.
But yeah, you stop the threat.
Everyone's saying empty the clipped, shoot until the threat is gone.
Yeah.
Even if they are like down, you shoot to kill.
And that's it's a nice way of saying you shoot to kill.
Because you don't.
The point is, if you're not trying to kill someone, then don't shoot them.
Does that make sense?
Like, you're not supposed to look at your gun as a way to, like, slow a threat down.
You know, like that joke, like, just shoot them in the leg.
But the leg has the arteries, and actually, it's like one of the most deadly places to shoot.
Like, if you shoot the leg, they're probably going to bleed out.
Anyway, it's like, don't think of a gun.
A gun is not a way to slow down a person.
Maybe a knife is a way to slow down a person.
Maybe a bat, maybe pepper spray.
A gun is there to eliminate a threat.
AKA, kill somebody.
And you're carrying a gun for last case, worst case scenario, if you need to kill somebody.
And if somebody comes at you with a deadly weapon and they're intending to harm you, you have the legal right to assume that they're trying to kill you.
Not in Australia.
Well, no, we don't have guns.
We're not allowed them.
I know.
It was weird.
I saw my first gun here the other day on a police officer.
I haven't seen a gun in like months.
That was weird.
I love guns.
So, yeah, so I think everyone's saying, let me see what the chat is saying.
You are freaking stupid, Elijah.
Yeah.
All right.
So that is, everyone's like, you got cut.
I still own all my guns.
They're still at my place back in the States.
I still own all of my firearms.
Also, I hate to break it to you, but this is a fucking very safe place where I'm at right now.
And it's like the equivalent of not being in the inner city.
But you, good luck in this country trying to bring firearms in here and when you're visiting family.
However, I will tell you this.
I think even BB guns are illegal here.
So our gas masks and bulletproof.
I don't get anything.
Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Oh, they have a really low crime rate here, too.
Yeah.
Like, nobody really...
It's kind of weird.
It's like a bunch of white people in a city and like nobody really hurts each other.
Must be because we don't have any guns.
But they are cocked as shit out here.
You're 100% right.
The only time you can buy a gun is a gun-shaped dildo while you stick it up your ass unless you have a real one.
Oh my gosh.
Anyway, the truth is about this stuff is that my understanding is that you do use the gun to eliminate the threat.
So like I don't think you're just walking around.
I don't think you're just walking around.
Like that's why I'm saying I think the left, the less idea that like, oh, a gun, like pull out your gun and shoot him in the foot and then shoot him in the hand.
Like I feel like if you're in a situation where you're chambering your gun or if it's already chambered, depending on what state you're in or how you how your carry works and you're shooting someone, your life needs to undoubtedly be under threat, right?
Because then you could get charged with murder.
I mean, Texas is a little bit different.
Certain states, I'm sure there's a few other states that are different, but like in California, if you have a concealed carry and you're going to shoot somebody, my advice would be you better actually be able to prove that you were under threat of being killed because they'll fuck you up in like liberal states.
They really will.
They'll side with the criminal.
Dang.
At least in civil court, you'll get sued.
You know what I mean?
But they do.
They side with him.
But if you can prove in court that your life was in danger, I don't say, I guess don't wait until you know that, but I guess maybe wait until you know that.
I'm not going to give me any more advice on that.
I'd say, go with your instructor's advice.
But like you were asking, why did he shoot so many times?
It's because you're eliminating the threat.
And I want to explain to you why he shot so many times.
This is crazy.
I have a video to explain that to you.
Oh.
Yeah, so this video is going around right now, which is absolutely, only gay faggots a clip.
Okay, fine.
The magazine.
The magazine.
We'll call it the magazine because it is a magazine.
I play too many video games and they say, and I play too much Call of Duty.
And everyone called it clips.
We'll call it magazines because it's the proper term to unload the magazine.
There are a couple of guns.
Gun people get so mad.
They get so mad.
It's like, dude, I'm like a little blonde-haired kid that grew up in L.A.
And we called them clips because nobody had fucking guns where I was from except for Mexican people who killed people.
Because it was in L.A., they don't let you conceal carry and shit.
And then I grew up and I grew up and I bought my magazines and my guns.
But I still grew up in L.A.
And the next thing you're going to tell me too that they don't call these gats.
Gats?
You got a gat, homie?
What's up, homie?
People in LA are fucking retarded, I know.
And I am from there, and I'm retarded.
But I also wouldn't wait.
I'm not going to like threaten.
I don't know.
I guess it's like only fags call them clips.
Okay.
Gun people.
And this is, we've covered a couple topics that have really riled up the boys today.
How to lose weight, the proper names for guns and things to do about that.
Yeah, I don't know.
People are just so, to me, here's the thing.
Cut a gun, call it whatever you want.
Call them whatever you want.
I don't care.
Like, dude, do you not understand why people don't buy guns, actually?
It's because of gun people.
Like, have you ever gone into a gun store?
Yeah.
And you go like, hey, I'm looking to buy a pistol.
And they go, oh, a pistol?
You mean a sidearm?
Yeah, dude.
I'm referring to a sidearm.
Sure.
I need one of those smaller guns that you can conceal.
Well, not all sidearms are concealable.
You know?
There are short-barreled, long-barreled, or full-size.
are a female friendly like dude look everyone has their hobbies I know, no, but I'm saying when you're trying to buy a gun, this is how it is in a gun store.
And you go, dude, look, man.
It takes a very long time.
Okay, I need a concealable sidearm.
When you mean concealable, you mean outer belt or inner belt?
Are you going to be wearing it in the front?
You know, you don't want to shoot off the family jewels.
You're going to put me putting it in the back.
I mean, what kind of threat are we looking at?
You're like, dude.
And then when you tell them the gun you want, when you tell them, this really happened to me, when you tell them the gun you want, right?
This is me.
I go, okay, I want that one.
Oh, I don't think you want that one.
Yeah, that's the one I want.
No, I don't think so.
This really happened, by the way.
Do you remember this?
Yeah, I want that gun.
Why do you want that one?
Well, it's from Triarch, and it's a Glock 19.
And it looks like it has the exact amount of bullets capacity in the magazine that I want.
And it looks fucking sick.
It's in coyote, you know, color or whatever it says on there.
But I don't think you want that one.
It's like, bitch.
Yes, I do.
Well, that gun is actually the AMG of Glocks.
If you don't know what an AMG is, talking about a Mercedes, right?
I got top line Mercedes.
And I go, okay, well, yeah, I'll take it.
You want to spend $2,300 on a system?
It comes in a kit, complete system with the extra magazines.
I don't think you want to spend that much.
And I'm like, he's like, no, you got to buy an intro.
Yeah, he goes, yeah, no, watch.
He goes, you got to buy this.
This is during the pandemic, scandic, by the way, when Glocks were hard to get their hands on.
This is when they were hard.
He goes, you're going to want to buy this one.
And like gives me some generic Glock.
And I go, no, I don't want that.
I want to buy that one with the sights on it.
And he's like, well, I was trying to save it.
I was thinking about buying it myself.
So I was kind of putting on a waiting list.
I don't know if we're selling it.
And I was like, dude.
No, he was like, remember the other guy wanted to buy it and stuff?
And he's like, he gets like, buy this one.
He's like, no, please buy this one.
That's such a hard one.
It was like $1,800.
I think it was like $1,800.
And the thing is, there was no Glocks for sale.
There was no Glocks for sale anywhere, even in Texas during that time in Dallas.
There was no Glocks.
No stores had them.
I called like 15 stores.
They were all out.
There was one from Triarch that was a little bit more expensive.
It was all custom-drilled, custom-milled.
It was a very beautiful gun.
It looked very good.
And I got it evaluated recently because I thought I was, I looked at the evaluation of the gun and it ended up valuing for more than I paid for it.
So it was a good investment.
They offered to pay more to buy it back than what I bought it for.
So it got, it went up in value.
That's very nice because it's a Triarch and it's fucking awesome.
It's beautiful.
But I just could not understand why the guy made it so difficult to buy a gun.
And don't wait till you find out the custom AR that I bought.
And how difficult they made that experience.
Like, dude, I want to buy that one.
So are leaving with that gun or I'm walking out of the place.
Sure, you don't want to start with this one?
It's like a pink pump action like BB gun.
Do you want me to call you the N-word?
Anyway, that's called.
Someone said, and you know what?
And there you go.
Someone said, Elijah wants the Taurus.
You know what?
I know these are, I'm not a gun guy, all right?
Someone said, the gun store sold me a 2.5 inch 357 as a female first-time gun owner with a grip issue.
Wow, wow, wow.
Also, Roflo said there are those that say clip, and there are those that say that are right.
Also, it's not GATT, it's gay.
And also, I didn't see where you wanted me to set it LGBTQ comma pence.
I don't know what that says idea.
That's so, so, so funny.
Anyway, don't go into a store and ask for anything.
Just go into a gun store and just say, hey, I have this much time.
I have five minutes and I need to leave the store with a gun in five minutes.
Help me out here, brother.
And maybe don't call him brother, because you'll say, we call each other partners around here.
Anyway, all right, so this is a story.
This happened recently.
This cop pulls up on the scene.
Send more units!
Get down!
Signal 13, get down!
Get down!
Oh my gosh!
Oh my gosh!
Shots fired!
Shots fired!
Send more units!
Send more units!
Sir, drop the noise!
Drop the knives!
Sir, drop the knife!
And back up!
Back up!
Sir, drop the knife!
And swing around!
We need a crime scene.
Hurry up!
Get there!
Hey, drop the noise!
Drop the noise!
Sir, drop the noise!
Send more units!
Did you notice that he was moving still?
Yes.
That was crazy, and he dropped the...
He's dead, though, for sure.
It takes a little while to die.
Those hollow points are going to really, really jack it up.
I don't claim to know anything really about firearms besides what I've been told.
So I'm not going to walk around correcting people, but also I got to remind you.
I got to remind you on a couple of those things.
That there are people who grind my gears, or you can call them get me slightly offended.
And there's a few people that grind my gears.
It's the fact that I don't know who's actually an expert at guns because it seems like no matter what room you are in, somebody's an expert.
And they want to remind you that you're not.
You're like, yeah, motherfucker, I'm from LA.
I don't know shit about these firearms.
Oh, firearms.
You got fire coming out of your arm?
You mean a pistol?
Bitch, you just told me not to call it a pistol a second ago.
Fuck you.
Anyway, I can't, I literally, sorry, from an LA kid moving to Texas, it was a big jump for me because it's like, it seemed like you could never have a conversation.
You should be like, oh, God, you don't, you don't even tell people you got a new gun.
Because if you did, and you didn't, like, even know the serial number of it, you were like, oh, you're just one of those British cigarettes from LA.
You're like, fine, sure.
Go ahead.
Anyway, I did sync the fact that he also unloaded the clip and the guy still didn't die.
Also known as a magazine.
Also known as bullet holder slash shoot shoot pew pew gun gun.
Anyway, he unloaded his gun on him and he didn't.
It was pretty disturbing to watch, to be honest.
And he would have stabbed her.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, he was attacking her with a knife.
What the heck?
I think she maybe got stabbed.
I don't know.
I think he stabbed her a few times.
And look at this guy in the background walking calmly behind.
Yeah, this is every day in Philadelphia, right?
I think this is Philadelphia.
I don't know.
Let me know in the chat if you know where this is at, Philadelphia or not.
I'm not sure.
Oh, my goodness.
This is upsetting.
What?
But I do think that the first guy, they said you have to stop the threat, but like, it's really hard to judge when the threat is stopped.
I don't know.
Who knows?
Why was he still moving?
don't know how do you show your like okay sorry i am looking threatening you You shot me.
How can I immediately be like, okay, I need to show you I'm not going to be a threat anymore.
Please don't shoot me until I'm dead.
I think if he said, drop the knife, drop the knife.
You drop the knife and they can't shoot you.
Because then you're unarmed, I think, from what I've seen.
I'm not entirely sure, but I do know how dystopian the world is.
What song, what was the song you were playing earlier on the Sonos things?
Which one?
What was the song you started playing in the beginning?
That one?
Yeah, what was the first song you played?
It doesn't matter.
Anyway, she was playing some upbeat songs, and I'm like writing the show for today, and I'm watching people like, get down, and I'm like nodding my head, like listening to some beats.
And I'm like, wow, America, we've really gotten kind of screwed up.
Like, I'm just preparing a show, like, watching someone get killed by a cop while he's trying to stab a girl, like, just like copy and pasting links and like, like, dancing in my room while I'm watching someone's life end while he tried to kill somebody else.
And it's some makeup.
Yeah, it's like a dystopian nightmare that we live in.
It's a dystopian nightmare.
It's a dystopian nightmare.
It really is.
And that's just the case.
We also have somebody, let me see, down here.
Wow, that's really crazy.
Yeah, I don't know.
If you drop the knife, you're complying, not threatening, Keck.
So I guess, yeah, if you drop the knife.
And someone else said the knife was a semi-auto knife, too.
Ben Oliver.
Drop the knife is his way to justify the fact that he just killed a MASAP.
Dude, I would say justifiable.
He was trying to kill the girl with the knife.
I don't know.
I don't know, this is not my, I wouldn't be able to know anything about this.
I didn't play Call of Duty.
I didn't do any of it.
My brothers used to play Halo.
And would they let me play with them?
No.
And if I ever did, they would immediately shoot me and kill me every single time.
But sometimes they would let me get the bazooka.
And that was nice.
Because I was about the only one I could.
You also are calling a bazooka because someone's going to tell you it's an A-Ram or something.
I don't know.
No, but I meant like this is what happened.
It was a really massive, like, canon one.
We can call it a bazooka.
I'm just saying, like, it's like, that's what I meant.
Like, you say you use the wrong word.
It's like, you know, that's actually a Russian-built artillery.
Just a little girl who wanted to play some shooting games with my brothers.
And they would never let me unless they had no one else to play with.
And then they would just use me as target practice.
But I think that's pretty much everyone who has brothers' experience.
They also call that the pull-out method when you're married.
What is it?
Target practice.
My daughter.
All right.
That being said, the rest of our videos that we have are just going to be on locals.
We're going to go ahead and finish.
We're going to look at some of the crazy what the fuck videos, some of the other stuff that we have from this show.
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Before we jump over there, though, I think I need to read their chats.
I always need to read the super chats here from locals.
I just didn't have it open, so I didn't know if there were any.
Oh, and there are some chats.
There's like a couple, right?
Yeah, there's like three.
Okay, we're low on the chats here tonight, which is good.
We have this one here, which is from Puralene Chocolate Lit Hazelnuts.
It said, Kez, have you ever had these?
So good.
I have.
I don't think I did have those.
I've had the, I don't know if particularly for that brand, I've had those kinds of chocolate sticks before.
I have had that before.
I don't know about that brand.
I don't love those things, to be honest.
Sorry.
I like just like pure chocolate.
Someone sent this as well.
This is me.
Wow.
Yeah, I thought that looked like Lindsey Graham.
There's also this as well.
He fell down the stairs again.
Joe Biden did.
Oh, did he really?
Yeah.
He did.
Poor guy.
He fell down the stairs.
Someone also remembered you when saying Pez?
Pez, Kez.
Those are the good days when the memes were fresh.
Yeah.
The memes are still certified fresh.
But that's what we have today from there, as well as the Rumbles.
Anyways, guys, we're going to be over there.
We thank you guys so much again for watching.
Like I said, we might be going on a break starting this weekend.
I'll let you guys know we have a big announcement and something we're going to talk to you guys about.
We're very excited about.
And there's a reason why.
There's nothing bad going on.
Everything's really good in life.
And we'll stay tuned for that because we will have something that we want to share with you guys.
And we will be talking about it on locals when we're going to share it with you because life is good and God is good.
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