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March 14, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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OSCAR WINNING Director Said This INSANE Thing Last Night...

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	Well, I'm trying to get Rumble started.
	We'll see if this actually works, if we've been able to get it up.
	The stream has crashed three times.
	So if you're trying to watch on Rumble, I'm very sorry.
	Hopefully it gets up in just a second.
	We got some crazy stuff happening this week in the Oscars.
	You're not going to want to miss it on this episode of Nightly Offensive.
	It is approximately 10-something p.m. Eastern Time.
	I'm sorry we messed up on the time change because the time does not change here.
	And it changes there.
	Let's get down.
	Well, it appears we are live on Rumble now.
	So it looks like Rumble should be live.
	There's four people watching.
	Who knows?
	But I think we are live.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	I am your top 17 host.
	And we have everything that could go wrong is going wrong, technically speaking.
	Not only that, but it also finds out that you guys had daylight savings time.
	We don't have daylight savings time.
	And so I had no idea that we were not producing at the same time that we normally have been out here.
	I am joined in the studio by the lovely, the beautiful my co-host, Kez Queen Fetus.
	I've got a mouthful of chocolate.
	And also, I can't see the locals chat.
	Also.
	Okay, well, everything is broken today.
	So that's totally fine.
	We only have a few live streams left before we have to go on a break anyways for a very great reason.
	But I don't know if you know, I didn't realize until this morning that the Oscars actually just happened this weekend.
	I literally did not know.
	And I got to tell you something, because you were telling me this yesterday, and I'm going to put you in your place, okay?
	Don't ever effing tell me again that a movie with Asian people is not going to be successful.
	Okay?
	You need to stop making those claims.
	Guys, why are you going around telling people that Asian films aren't going to be successful?
	Seriously.
	Yeah, this is making it.
	Did you ever see Crazy Rich Asians?
	That was one of the worst movies, but it was very successful.
	It was one of the worst movies we ever watched.
	I don't know how we got through it.
	Yeah.
	So this actually is really hard.
	I saw that because the biggest winner of the films, the movie that won everything, was called Everything Everywhere All at Once.
	And I'm going to be completely honest with you.
	I've never heard of that movie.
	Yeah.
	I don't think we've really watched pretty much many movies for the last few years.
	No, I haven't watched many movies at all.
	But I also didn't know what that was.
	But while we were going to talk about some crazy stuff and check in on The Matrix, the truth is, is that we're going to look at the Oscars because this is a reflection of our decaying society.
	Yeah, I'm a deep fake.
	Um.
	I do want to bring this up.
	So Hugh Grant, I don't know if you know about Hugh Grant.
	I haven't heard about him in a while.
	Hugh Grant basically had my response on how I genuinely feel about the Oscars.
	You know, he got put on a hot mic.
	They handed him a microphone.
	They wanted to speak to him.
	And by the sound of his response, this is about how interested I am in covering this today.
	But we are going to talk about it.
	Listen to this.
	I feel like he is all of us and reflects everyone in America through this response.
	Thank you so much for stopping by.
	Have the best day.
	Thank you.
	Hugh Grant, you are a veteran of the Oscars and you've been here a few times.
	What's your favorite thing about coming to the Oscars?
	Well, it's fascinating.
	The whole of humanity is here.
	It's vanity fair.
	Oh, it's all about vanity fair.
	Yes, that's where we let loose and have a little bit of fun.
	What are you most excited to see tonight?
	To see?
	Yeah, well, I know that you probably watched a few of the movies.
	Are you excited to see anybody win?
	Do you have your hopes up for anyone?
	Not, no one in particular.
	Okay, well, what are you wearing tonight then?
	Just my suit.
	Your suit?
	Who made your suit?
	You didn't make it.
	I can't remember, my tailor.
	That's okay.
	Shout out to the tailor.
	So tell me, what does it feel like to be in Glash Onion?
	It was such an amazing film.
	I really loved it.
	I love a thriller.
	How fun is it to shoot something like that?
	Well, I'm barely in it.
	I'm in it for about three seconds.
	Yeah, but still, you showed up and you had fun, right?
	Almost.
	Okay, all right.
	Okay.
	Well, thank you so much.
	It was nice to talk to you.
	Yeah.
	All right, back to you guys.
	Oh, that is rough.
	That was so uncomfortable.
	That was really, really, really rough.
	She was trying so hard.
	You got to give her a home.
	She was just in her undies.
	She was trying to talk to Hugh Grant.
	And yeah, I think he just couldn't care less.
	And why?
	It's funny to me when they ask if any, if I ever went to that event and anyone asked me, have you got your hopes up for anybody or whatever?
	I'm not at a sports game.
	Who am I hoping to win?
	Or like, what?
	I don't know anything.
	Like, do any, does anyone, I thought it's just a big party to celebrate themselves.
	I didn't realize that, like, people.
	Well, I have some bad news for you.
	And again, in case you just made it into the stream.
	Also, I got into the locals chat.
	Okay, great.
	She's in the locals chat.
	Just in case you made it into the stream member, you can actually get the locals chat at elijahschafer.locals.com.
	You can actually watch us live on locals as well.
	It's amazing.
	We're also now officially on Rumble, even though we had some problems.
	But as I mentioned earlier, don't you ever effing tell me again that a movie with Asian people is not going to be successful because a movie with Asian people was successful.
	Now, it's just going to get kind of crazy as we break this down because Asian people typically are, well, successful at pretty much everything.
	Yeah.
	Successful, they get the highest math scores, the smallest penile average.
	They have higher IQs, apparently, and they're also white when you need them to be.
	So that's where we're at.
	But we're going to look at the Oscars because things get weird.
	So, Brennan Frazier from Georgia the Jungle.
	I hate how that's what everybody knows of him.
	You know Brennan Frazier?
	Oh, yeah.
	I think.
	Well, Brennan Frazier, actually, apparently this movie was really good.
	I didn't see it, but Brennan Frazier wore a fat suit and won best actor for his best lead in this movie that's called The Average American Three.
	Elijah?
	What?
	Is that me?
	You should know.
	Elijah traumatized me last night, as you can all probably see.
	He didn't consult me, didn't warn me, didn't say anything, just came out looking like a teenage boy.
	So it's been really, it's been 24.
	I'm not as old as people think.
	I'm like in my 20s, and people think that I'm like in my 30s because I usually have facial hair and I just look rougher.
	For some reason, when I put on, when I have facial hair, I look rougher, right?
	No, you look so much more handsome.
	People are already drawing on facial hair for us.
	Well, there it is.
	I'm like a child.
	I'm young.
	I'm a young buck, okay?
	And this is not supposed to be a joke about me, but Brendan Fraser, I was going to say.
	The timing is seriously awkward.
	Okay.
	Well, theoretically speaking, at this point, this might have been the only movie that deserved winning an Oscar because apparently it was.
	Did you see this one?
	No, but I mean, but I heard it was really good.
	And he also played George of the Jungle.
	But.
	What?
	But of course, you know.
	Yeah.
	Of course, a white man was able to win a role as a fat guy, which is, which is actually good.
	It's like this crazy thing called acting.
	Yeah.
	But everybody was really mad because in 2023, they're mad at actors for acting.
	You know how like we'll find out this tell her girl or something, this other movie that won, they're really happy because they finally played a trans woman in a trans role.
	So they forgot what acting was.
	Like they're really mad that, you know, like non-trans people could play a trans person.
	It's this insane thing.
	But they'll still make sure straight guys play gay guys.
	That's true.
	Yeah.
	They'll make sure, and black guys play.
	Or they'll make gay guys play straight guys.
	Correct.
	But, of course, Leah, our fat activist, said the channel has turned.
	Sound is off.
	These hands are Frasier.
	Fat people are not a costume.
	This performance is nothing short of pity porn.
	Horrific.
	Well, Miss Pig Pie was Fraser.
	She was really mad because he wore a fat suit in the film.
	And so she basically was saying, my body is not your costume.
	My culture is not your costume.
	Ma'am, your BMI, you won an award for highest BMI in Southern California.
	She's a fat activist.
	I'm not going to, I didn't put her name.
	I don't want you guys to harass her, but she is fat and she's mad that actors are acting.
	This Academy Awards, they're once again upset that an actor acted.
	You know, my sister and I, my sister has just been over this weekend and we've been hanging out and watching some shows and we started watching this show and one of the actors in the show has seriously crooked legs, like bent out of the legs are like this, bent completely out of shape.
	It's special effects.
	The person playing that character doesn't actually have bent crooked legs like that.
	But he did an excellent job.
	So yeah, I think you just why can't someone with normal legs play someone with bent crooked legs?
	Or why can't someone who has normal body shape play someone who's morbidly obese?
	I'm sure there's someone out there who has bent crooked legs that could play the character, but maybe they wouldn't have done so good and won an Oscar like Brendan Frazier.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, but here's the key thing.
	So typically, as always, as we're going to find out from everything, is that nobody cares about the actual Oscars, right?
	Nobody's, like, nobody's actually happy about the Oscars.
	Is your mic on?
	What?
	Oh.
	How did my mic get how did my mic get turned off?
	I have no idea.
	Okay.
	I don't know how that disc got turned.
	I looked at it.
	off uh but what i was gonna say is nobody actually knows anything about the movies but once again we're like really happy at it took 21 years for the second woman of color to win best actress 95 years for the first Asian woman to do so.
	Michelle.
	Yow!
	That's how I think her name sounds.
	Michelle, yawah!
	Missed time idiage.
	Okay, Michelle, yawah!
	Just made history at the Oscars.
	So once again, I don't know what this movie is.
	That's Halle Berry.
	Yeah, but I don't know what movie is everything all at once.
	But we are supposed to be happy about it because an Asian woman was in it.
	And it turns out it was also about a queer Asian woman.
	And this was the first for a movie to win real life because she better not have played a queer.
	Oh.
	Yeah, I hope not.
	But this is where it gets really, really strange.
	and you realize that it's all set up, right?
	You realize that all of this is made up, and it's all predicted, and they make it up ahead of time because...
	Oh.
	Like they know who's going to win and they set it up and they do it on purpose because they don't just know they're going to win.
	Well, though, I'm saying the Academy just gives awards based off of diversity.
	And you know this because it just so happens that Hallie Berry accidentally was the one presenting the best actress award and the first woman of color from 21 years ago happened to accidentally.
	They didn't know, Hallie Berry didn't know, no one knew.
	She happened to accept the authority here to give the award to the other woman of color and did it.
	I usually skip this scene in the in the movies and just get right to the chase here.
	Speaking of that, I don't know if you saw that, but Jordan Peterson has been taking a little too much ambient which hey, I've been on ambient before too and you can do some sleepwalk and stuff but he posted a video of a fetish porn video of like a masturbation factory, of people being like milked men being milked in a masturbation factory.
	I don't, I don't know why he posted this and he said, like CCP crime and he I guess he thought this was like men being milked in China, but it was just like fetish porn and he posted it on Twitter.
	I I've told you Jordan Peterson has been very bizarre recently.
	I don't know why he's doing that, but he did that.
	You didn't see that.
	No, I'm not on Twitter, I know, but it was.
	It was definitely up there with the strangest stuff that I had probably seen.
	Yeah, here it is.
	Here, it is right here, after the internet celebrity psychologist tweeted us a fetish porn clip and called it CCP hell.
	The phrase Chinese dick suck in factory went viral, so I guess he thought it was real and he accidentally posted fetish milking porn, which I didn't know existed until today.
	But it does, and thank you.
	You can't say you didn't learn anything from Jordan Peterson recently, because what I, what?
	I can't see things like that, what like that?
	I didn't say show anything, I know, but it was completely blurred.
	I hope Jordan's okay.
	Yeah, Jordan Peterson very concerned about milking porn factory and he said, psychologist sick, who does this really?
	Yeah, but psychologist and former professor and self-help author, Jordan Peterson, retweeted a fetish video of penis milking porn clip on Saturday, seemingly duped into believing that it was footage from inside a Chinese communist sperm extraction factory.
	The tweet from user Song Pingkang, who frequently posts supposed videos of Chinese state surveillance, said, what's going on in China, three children policy with a clip from a fetish porn shoot of a row of people lying on a table getting their dicks sucked by pumps dangling overhead, and Jordan Peterson apparently thought that was real and reposted.
	Look, how would you know what's real and what's not anymore?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	How would you, how, who would think, who would think?
	I'm a porn addict.
	Let me search out my favorite porn.
	Machines.
	It's got to be.
	I still think it's got to be his daughter's mother.
	His daughter.
	Yeah, I think she takes over his Twitter.
	I don't know.
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	Okay.
	So we got more on this because we're just going to get into this.
	Because I was talking to Mike, who's going to be helping me a lot produce the show in the future.
	And I've been talking to him.
	And he was like, dude, let's just, you just got to talk about the Oscars because of this clip, which is the title of our show.
	Because this is the clip.
	He was like, bro, did you see this?
	Like this, they're doing a drag apologist for children at the Oscars.
	They decided to, this guy thanked his parents for letting him be a drag queen when he was a kid.
	This.
	We want to dedicate this to the mommies, all the mommies of the world, to our moms.
	Specifically, my mom and dad, Ken and Becky, thank you for not squashing my creativity when I was making really disturbing horror films or really perverted comedy films or dressing in drag as a kid, which is a threat to nobody.
	And I added the extra set.
	We want to dedicate this to the mommies.
	That's kind of confusing.
	To the mommies who didn't squash our creativity when I was doing really perverted stuff, dark things and stuff.
	You did it.
	You made it to Hollywood where they traffic little kids and celebrate everything that is abhorrent in society.
	So you did it.
	And I wanted to say a big thanks to the mommies out there who didn't discipline and didn't instill morals or values so we can have more of this.
	So that is awesome.
	Big thanks.
	He looks Jewish, too.
	I don't know.
	I mean, to be fair, my nose is extra protruding without facial hair.
	So I look very Jewish today, too.
	But I just wanted to point that out.
	Thank you, mom, for the perversion and for letting me be a drag queen.
	I don't really know what that even, he's a director.
	He's an award-winning director.
	And that's what he was grateful for was that his mom let him dress up in drag.
	I don't know if that's the best preclusion to start out with saying that like shout out to the mommies for letting exit.
	Like If that was my son and he came out and was like, thanks, mom.
	And I was like, oh, my son is a homosexual.
	He works in the most perverted industry on the planet Earth and has influence over all these people where he just pushes all of his agendas.
	I have no idea who this guy is or what he created.
	I'm just assuming.
	I wouldn't go.
	I did it.
	I achieved so much success as a mother raising my son to be this honorable man who stands up for what's right, who fights for the vulnerable, who doesn't bend over and let men blast him and things like that.
	I, yeah, I would just, I think I'd feel pretty disappointed as a mother.
	I would want my son to not be like this.
	But good for him.
	I suppose he's making money, so if that's the case and he won a golden statue, an idol, so that's awesome.
	He's got that idol to show for all his hard work and for all the, what's it called?
	Like things he's done.
	His hard work.
	By the way, to the person who wondered, why am I looking at myself in the screen?
	I'm not looking at myself in the screen.
	It's called the program monitor.
	It's how I produce the effing show.
	This is called the program monitor, and I have to do all these little fancy stuff, like click buttons and stuff.
	It's called being a self-producer of your own show.
	Thank you very freaking much, since you don't seem to understand what that is.
	But there's a little more on the Oscars.
	We're just going to stay on this topic for a second because I thought there were so many great things that actually occurred here.
	So this movie, though, that won for Best Picture, which was really strange.
	So it was called Everything All At Once.
	Everything Everywhere All At Once.
	Did anyone see that?
	Makes lesbian history.
	No, but it made lesbian history, so it doesn't matter if you've seen it.
	Tonight's Best Picture win for Everything Everywhere All at Once, the first movie with a queer woman main character nabbed the Academy Awards number one most important top primo prize.
	There have been implied or subtextually or possibly queer female characters in best picture winners of years prior.
	And so apparently, and they were really, these are all the Asians that won.
	Wow.
	And then you go down and it also said here, like I think down here, that they were really happy that this girl wore a suit to accept her Academy Award.
	And they said, I think it said specifically, another notable first, Ruth E. Carter became the first black woman to win two Oscars.
	And yeah, this girl wore a suit, which was a nice touch.
	So women wearing suits are really nice touches.
	I just don't understand anything about the Oscars at all.
	I never will.
	I mean, we live down the street from the Kodak Theater.
	I moved.
	That's the first place you lived in the States.
	Oh, yeah.
	We lived right next to the, where they do the Academy Awards.
	It's a disgusting place.
	Yeah.
	But also, I can't really play much of this, but the person who, this is unironic.
	No one knows about what Everything Everywhere All at Once is.
	But the director who made that movie, also, I looked up their screen credits and they made something else in the past.
	What's this?
	Do you know this one?
	No.
	They actually did make this.
	This song?
	All right, I'm going to get a copyright strike.
	So they made a turndown for what music video?
	Oh, the music video.
	So that's, I did actually know about that one.
	But I just, it's like these people are supposed to be, whatever.
	Now, I don't know if this is the, please don't get me in trouble for this, YouTube.
	But the Oscars was the Vanity Fair party, and I guess it was like the strip tease.
	These are the pictures from the Vanity Fair party, right?
	You have this girl.
	Why are all the girls wearing undies?
	That seems to be the family.
	And those are nipple covers, probably, hopefully.
	You have this as well.
	They're all in undies.
	Yeah, it's a strip tease.
	And then like this is what they were all wearing.
	Oh no.
	Yeah, that's what they were all wearing.
	Girls.
	And meanwhile, I mean, he's just trying to play.
	You know what I mean?
	Just let the man.
	That's me.
	I believe that is George of the Jungle.
	George of the Jungle.
	Wow.
	Yeah, everyone was wearing strip tees there.
	And then there was this thing, too.
	So remember how last time I went on like a 10-minute diatribe rant about women being over their prime and then this becoming like a universal movement of women all trying to claim that they're not past their prime?
	Well, it made it into the Oscars.
	Yours?
	No, just the bashing Don Lamont.
	Okay, let's see.
	For all the little boys and girls who look like me watching tonight, this is a beacon of hope and possibilities.
	This is proof that dreams dream big and dreams do come true.
	And ladies, don't let anybody tell you you are ever past your prime.
	Oh my.
	Is that Fiona from Shrek on the wall right there?
	What is that?
	Or is that from the movie?
	I don't know.
	It's nice theater.
	But don't let anyone up.
	Welcome to the Gitter the Award.
	It's like, okay, first of all, Optimus.
	Prime.
	I'm not.
	Okay.
	I'm stopping.
	I'm not going on another rant about women being out of their prime.
	But I just don't understand how this became a movement.
	And that's why I said the left was all mad at Don Lamont, and the right thought, oh, we're going to own the libs by also saying that we're not out of our prime.
	Yeah.
	When remember that one woman, she definitely wasn't out of her prime.
	I mean, she'd probably been sitting down working on her second prime steak dinner, all-you-can-eat buffet, for a couple hours.
	She was a big old heifer.
	But the one fat white chick that was saying, I ain't out of my prime.
	I actually had a meme from that, from that, that from the last time that we had met and we had done that.
	Somebody had actually made a meme and sent it in our telegram.
	And I want to see if I actually.
	Oh, yeah, here it is.
	Look.
	Women today be like, I'm in my prime.
	Chocolate.
	Chocolate.
	Remember that?
	I'm in my prime.
	Oh, that's crazy.
	Yeah, so that's the case.
	So scrolling down here and kind of going to the next thing.
	Where are we at?
	Okay, there's one last thing.
	One last thing.
	Jessica Chastain.
	What a letdown she's turned into.
	She's the busty redhead from Mad Men.
	I didn't see that one.
	Well, Jessica Chastain, being interviewed by the guy that went to Epstein's Island, was the only person at the event that wore a mask.
	And of course, we had this interaction.
	Congratulations.
	Next question is for, oh, Jessica Chastain.
	Where is Jessica?
	Jessica.
	Hi, Jessica.
	This question.
	Oh, Jessica, was it difficult filming your movie The Martian because you're and she's even She was even taking pictures and they started asking her about her mask.
	And she's like, where's my mask?
	Where's my mask?
	Where is it?
	And I just thought that it was like the dumbest virtue signaling.
	It's 2023.
	You're mentally ill.
	But just to remind you how crazy these people are, this is a, I believe she's a biologist.
	She's associate professor of biology at UOFG.
	I don't know where that is.
	But just to remind you that we are still going through mental illness, I went to a party last night.
	Dr. Shao Jacobs said, here's how we reduced COVID-19 risk.
	And said, we all wear masks in public spaces and at work.
	We planned well in advance and monitor our health.
	We use NOVID, which I'm imagining is some sort of an app.
	I'm thinking, we met in an outdoor heated patio and we measured the ventilation.
	We put on masks to go inside to use the facilities.
	We are all good friends and trust each other.
	And she put up, of course, she has purple hair.
	Green glasses.
	Green glasses, an N95 mask, and is a lesbian.
	So it's not a surprise.
	You know who was a big letdown in the last since they since they came out?
	Where the gays, they are the most – one of the reasons why you can't normalize the LGBTQ community and you can live in a free society and people can have freedoms to live how they want but you don't want to glorify it is because do you know of – of all the groups in the United States that I believe were the most compliant in terms of like communist subcategories, LGBT was the most compliant with the vaccines and everything.
	I saw some study that was explaining like who, how many boosters they got and stuff.
	And I think the greatest determining factor of if you were compliant and got your boosters on time was if you were gay, like openly and like demonstrably part of the LGBTQ community.
	And so it's like they were just a big letdown, you know, to their parents, but also in society, because it is a bunch of these gay people in Oregon that are doing this.
	And of course, there are gay people that watch the show.
	And I know not all gay people are like this, but you're the minority and you know, you probably know that.
	Like, it's just true.
	Gay people have been a massive letdown.
	They're full of drama and they're full of shit.
	Unless, of course, and some people find out they're full of shit the physically hard way.
	So there's no more jokes that I can say in that one.
	That physically hard way.
	Anyway, moving on.
	I don't know.
	just was going to say that this was just the other day and she was, I love what she said in her comments too.
	She's like, hi, folks.
	I keep the comments.
	I can't keep up with the comments anymore.
	Most of them are hateful with anti-Semitic or transphobic and ableist comments.
	I've tried to go to hide and block most of them, but it's running its course now.
	I'm still going to monitor DMs.
	So she was mad, and she was, you know, responding to everyone.
	She said, the provincial government of Ontario pays me for my science.
	So reminding you of Canada's government.
	They're paying lesbians with purple hair to remind you to put on your mask.
	I don't know.
	Good.
	Well.
	Crazy eyes.
	You want to keep doing that?
	Good.
	Keep wearing a mask.
	I'm not going to.
	All right.
	We have to look at some funny things because I'm tired of this.
	Malik Obama, Barack Obama's brother.
	Remember Malik?
	Was you on a show with him with Fleckas one time?
	Malik Obama.
	Put up a recent selfie of Michael and said, this can't be real.
	And I don't know if this is real, but told you.
	I thought it was funnier because it's like from Malik Obama.
	Yeah.
	Veteran of the Gray Meme, Malik.
	Malik Obama.
	Malika Lika Duka.
	Whoa.
	Image former First Lady Michelle Obama attends tennis match.
	Let me see if I can even bring this up on screen without getting a Getty's strike real fast.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, this is real.
	This is real stuff.
	Wow, she's beautiful.
	Okay, moving on.
	That's a brutal outfit.
	Moving on.
	The reason why I bring up Ukraine is because Zelensky was denied by the Academy this year of showing up on the screen at the Academy Awards.
	He requested that he could give a word of knowledge, you know, from the Holy Spirit and speak in tongues in front of the group.
	And they said no.
	So Ukraine went, like, full speed recently and decided to put some promos out ahead of the Oscars.
	Are they saying the N-word?
	I don't know.
	And they also put out some more TikToks as well.
	Just to remind us all.
	Where is this?
	Okay, so...
	No.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	This is for real?
	Mm-hmm.
	So that, because they couldn't speak, so they were putting out, like, promos on TikTok for the Ukraine army to remind you guys that they're real and that they're...
	This has got to be the way to test how serious things are.
	When COVID was at its most serious and people were apparently dropping dead and it was fear, it was the nurses on the front lines, the people on the front lines of the pandemic were dancing and making TikToks.
	And now we're in this full-on war that's 100% real and everything they're telling us about it is 100% true and accurate.
	But the people on the front lines are dancing to TikToks.
	Again, I think we're starting to see a trend that makes me feel like everything's okay.
	That maybe if the people on the front lines are just taking the time to learn some little dance moves, what's the big deal?
	Well, to be fair, I just donated as PayPal Putin.
	I sent money to Russia after watching that.
	Every time I watch them like that, I want to send money to Russia.
	No.
	Because it makes me think we're probably fighting on the wrong side of that war.
	I don't know what's going on in the world.
	Don't forget you can join the locals chat, by the way.
	Just always a little reminder, if you want to join the locals chat, it's available.
	It's at ElijahSchaffer.locals.com.
	We're also on Rumble as well, streaming right now.
	You can check it out.
	So, but it gets better because I was thinking about like kind of like how ridiculous we are as a country, right?
	And I came across this story here, and it reminded me of like kind of that the outrage in America is not warranted and that we are mad about things we shouldn't be mad about.
	We're not focusing on things we should be focused on.
	And I saw this post from this guy who said that like he went to this gas station to buy some gummy bears.
	And when he was leaving, he noticed this woman kept looking at him.
	And I said, hey, how you doing?
	Five seconds go by and now she's just staring at each other.
	And I mumbled in my breath like, oh, this woman ain't going to speak, huh?
	She had a lot of nerve to be staring me down like that.
	Well, anyways, I continue to stare back at her until I started walking out the door.
	And guess what?
	It's a motherfucking cardboard of a police officer.
	It was a cardboard cutout.
	This guy was about to pick a fight with a cardboard, with a cardboard cutout.
	I'm still confused by it.
	The more I look at it, I can see why he got pranked.
	Yeah.
	But I also was just thinking of where we're at in Western society, you know, in that things are so fake and gay that they put a fake security guard made out of cardboard and he got triggered by it.
	And also, I'm still realizing it's cardboard, but I'm not convinced.
	Like, I'm looking at it now, and I think that might be real.
	Yeah, that's that is an incredible cardboard cutout.
	I want to know where they got that from, what company.
	Because if you want a real cardboard cutout of somebody, this is the company we need to go to because this is so good.
	Well, I will say this also, too.
	We got a rumble right here.
	Someone sent a rumble from Hetero Return of the Humans or Hero.
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	Cheers, mate.
	That's really awesome.
	Yeah, and we really appreciate that.
	But that is a lot of testosterone.
	That is a lot going on there, right?
	I mean, and he's so mad, but he's mad at a cardboard cutout.
	And the Telegram.
	It happens.
	The Telegram was actually saying something interesting because the locals have Telegram people.
	Locals was like, I just want to use locals, which I agree with.
	But on Telegram, I still try to update Telegram.
	What's up, Telegram?
	T.me Slash slightly.
	Offensives in the in the description um, they're like, i'm so sick and tired of hearing like, about trans stuff and stuff.
	I want to hear about important things yes, and I want to remind you yeah, like dick milking factories from Jordan Peterson.
	There are more important issues, however.
	This show has always been a good mix of important and unimportant things, because I just it's just, we just laugh at culture.
	This whole show is just looking at culture.
	When culture is more serious, when things are going on, we'll talk about it.
	But also the show, you know, will take its own shape.
	But just reminding you guys that yes, sometimes transgender stuff is a distraction, but also sometimes there's nothing else to talk about literally going on in the, in the media, that people just get mad at pieces of cardboard.
	So that's actually true and that's what's going on.
	Um, like no cap, that's what's literally going on um.
	I kind of want to look at one other thing.
	Uh, where is this okay?
	So let's look at the next thing here.
	Uh, was that Madonna is the I I this, this?
	This is something that I thought was interesting.
	So Madonna was, was trying.
	Well, I don't think she was invited to the Academy Award.
	She was invited to the Grammys.
	You know she made another video, what I know.
	She's like a demon, didn't know you can move like that.
	You sent real smooth like that all night.
	Get down like that, turn around, make it bounce like that.
	Didn't know you can hang like that sipping on champagne like that, turn up, get ill like that.
	Didn't know you would chill like that like that, like that.
	Didn't know you can move like that.
	You sent real smooth like that all night.
	Get down like that, turn around, make it bounce like that.
	Didn't know you can okay, pretty cool, beat actually uh.
	However, I brought this up on the lol because This actually brought up an interesting discussion that I want to talk about in a second.
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	One of my discussion points that I have for this was, you know, we're about to go on a break one of these days, maybe this week, maybe it's next week.
	And I'm really glad because when we're on a break, I'm going to be able to rethink this whole channel, rethink the content, what I want to do.
	I'm going to be able to reorganize, start figuring out how to make the shorts, everything that's going on.
	And I'm blessed and I'm very grateful that, you know, everybody gets vacations.
	This is not a vacation that we're going to be going on.
	But you do take time to step away from things.
	I was making a comment about these celebrities like Madonna.
	You know how mentally deranged and problematic Hollywood is and what it does to you when you're like 165 years old.
	You're 165 years old.
	You went through menopause in 1911.
	Okay.
	You have like maybe 100 or 200 million or more dollars.
	You have several tens of millions of dollars worth of property and equity.
	Your money probably makes itself.
	Why do you still want to be famous?
	Like, wouldn't the point of this be nice to just kind of hide away and to get away and to not be making TikToks like this?
	Like, why are you making TikToks?
	Why?
	Because you're trying to be relevant with young people.
	Why are you trying to be relevant with 18-year-olds, 16-year-olds, 15-year-olds?
	You're Madonna.
	You're old.
	Just be old, retire, and be happy.
	Do you know what I'm saying?
	Like, why are you still trying to be relevant?
	Like, and by the way, it is catchy.
	Sipping on champagne like that.
	Trying to get ill like that.
	But it's weird for an old, rich person to be doing that.
	That's all.
	My mom used to always have this saying.
	She still has it.
	But I don't know if you guys have had it.
	She'd often say, like, oh, that woman is like mutton dressed up as lamb, like an older woman trying to dress like a younger woman and behave like a younger woman.
	And I don't really know what happened to aging gracefully.
	And I really like, even with this whole situation with the women saying, we're still in our prime and a woman's not, you know, all this sort of thing.
	You see, first of all, with the feminists and with this woman's liberation movement, and we can do everything, we can do everything the same as men can do.
	And so they want to start behaving like men and competing like men, dressing like men, doing the same things as men, everything to prove that they're just as capable or whatever, rather than embracing what they are.
	Not to say, oh, you can't do that, but just embrace who you are as a woman in your own skill set.
	But now we're seeing, it seems like, older women behaving like younger women, doing the TikToks, the outfits that they're wearing.
	If they're all wearing the underwear, like the styles, the fashion, everything to be like, look, we're just as capable and fresh and young as these young girls.
	But why are you trying to compete with young women?
	Yeah.
	And why are you trying to be like young women?
	The fact is, is you're not young women, and that's not a bad thing.
	It's not bad to get old.
	It's not.
	But that you should change with the seasons of life.
	Age gracefully.
	What are the amazing things about an older woman that she can pass on to the younger women and teach them and disciple them and help them like, hey, here's how you can be a really great homemaker.
	Here's how you can be a good wife or a good mother or here's some tips I've learned, all this sort of stuff.
	But instead, we see older adult women, grandmothers, trying to behave like younger girls.
	So it's actually young, silly girls influencing older women.
	Who's raising the girls?
	Who's raising this generation?
	Because it's not the older women.
	And the men are all becoming gay.
	I don't know what's going on.
	Well, that's absolutely true.
	And that's why we got to look at some of the, this almost made it into the WTF category because these are videos that I can't really explain.
	And I think it's important that we look at some of the weird content ahead.
	Good news, everyone.
	America is number one again.
	We are number one in the world at taking antidepressants.
	Yes, you did it, guys.
	We've done it.
	One in 10 Americans.
	Australia is not far behind.
	What?
	Australia is not far behind.
	Yeah, about one in 10 Australians and one in 10 Americans are on antidepressants, which reminding you that, you know, if we exclude children, like 30% of the population, it's like two out of 10 adults are taking antidepressants.
	And we're also finding as well that there is such a uptick in Adderall prescriptions in this country as well that I think it's adding to the anger problem.
	You know?
	Like, I've been prescribed.
	I told you, like, I used to take a lot of like concerta and Adderall and stuff as a kid, and it permanently, like, messed up my jaw.
	I think that's why, I think that's why I liked like ecstasy and stuff a lot.
	It's been, it's been a while, but I think I liked, I think I liked ecstasy because it reminded me of just being a kid on Riddowin.
	What?
	Oh, my gosh.
	I mean, you know, it's the devil, you know, the devil's dandruff may have popped up once or twice in my life.
	Devil's dandruff.
	Yeah, but I'm saying, like, I think I've always been somebody, like, I definitely am somebody where it's like, I'm trying not to do anything like that right now.
	Like, I've actually, yeah.
	No, but no, I've been around a lot of drugs in my life, you know, prescription and non-prescription drugs.
	I've seen a lot of it in my life, and it's messed up my jaw.
	And I'm saying I have like long-term, like, weird effects even in my jaw from taking drugs as a kid.
	And so I just don't know what it is.
	I mean, the doctors will still, you know, give me a bottle of Adderall if I want one.
	I don't have one on me because what I find is if you take Adderall regularly, it actually makes you an angry person and it makes you really on edge.
	And there's somebody, and then that's the same thing with Elon Musk also said that too, because he used to take a lot of Adderall.
	Really?
	That he always says, I think the world's gotten angrier because everyone's on Adderall.
	Damn.
	And I'm not even joking because it really does.
	Like if you take too much Adderall, it calms you down for a while, but if you're on it for like a year or like eight months and you kind of take it every day, you start getting kind of on edge and like snappy and stuff because it's meth.
	It's like it's legal crack.
	I wonder about all of them.
	Every kind of drug to fix every kind of thing.
	Anxiety, depression, attention, concentration.
	Stop taking drugs.
	Stop taking drugs.
	No, I want to see.
	I wonder in the chats.
	They make some drugs legal, which seems like it has bad effects on people, but then some drugs illegal.
	Right.
	And I love, I love, that's why somebody, I just think it's funny because it's like, and you know, and most people I know have done drugs at least casually.
	Every single person I've worked with in my life has at least at one point in their life, well, I've known them, use drugs casually.
	Everybody I've known, everybody I've been around, especially in LA or in the media industry, people would just, you know, there's a lot, a lot of blow, a lot of stuff like that.
	But what's crazy is that, you know, it's obviously looked down upon.
	Like doing blow is not really, you know, considered a very respectable thing.
	Cocaine?
	Yeah, but I was trying to not use buzzwords for YouTube.
	That's all.
	I was trying to not like mention.
	They don't want you talking about illegal drugs on YouTube.
	That's in their terms of service.
	I'm not sure that.
	I'm sorry.
	Yeah, I know.
	So I was trying to.
	But what I was going to say, this is why I'm only bringing this up.
	I'm not bringing this up just to talk about drugs.
	I'm saying like, I know, and everybody knows, if you do blow, you regret it and you're not happy that you did it and you stay up all night.
	But Adderall and these prescriptions are essentially you're prescribing people uppers.
	No one really talks about this.
	And you can tell that it makes everybody a bit of a tweaker because Benjamin Braddock started looking up and finding videos of white women complaining about the weakening strength of their Adderall.
	No way.
	Yes.
	Like, listen to this.
	Listen to some of these videos.
	This is so crazy.
	You're 100% anaphylating Adderall coming from someone who has diagnosed ADHD and has been on this medication since I was nine.
	I'm currently 26.
	I did some research because I haven't been able to function lately.
	So this is my bottle.
	And I swear to you, it used to say Adderall XR 20 milligrams, not de amphetamine.
	Honestly, I could be hallucinating, but I went and did my research.
	And a top article was dexardine versus Adderall.
	You can pause the read.
	When comparing dexedrine and Adderall directly, Adderall showed the ability to decrease symptoms with ADHD overall.
	And there was no evidence that dexedrine could.
	I personally think they're giving us dexedrine during the shortage.
	Yes, so there is a massive shortage of amphetamine salts, particularly from the brand Adderall in the United States.
	And, you know, I still think somebody stole my Adderall because I had a bottle of Adderall the doctor gave me.
	I didn't use it.
	And then it went missing.
	And I just told him I lost it.
	But I think somebody stole it from my house.
	Anyway, crazy environment to work in.
	That's all I'll say.
	But it's always the worst of the people, too, that are always the ones that are out there calling people out and stuff.
	They live in the thinnest glass houses.
	But anyway, we won't get into that.
	I'm just saying that it's ridiculous that white women are basically like, you know, they're like, oh, I wouldn't do blow.
	wouldn't do this but they're all busy crying on the internet about their that is not working Finally, 8.55.
	For the record, it says E-amphetamine ER 20 milligram salt.
	She looks like a tweaker.
	A tweaker is what?
	Someone who's got CP.
	Salt combo.
	What?
	Okay.
	And it just gets worse because it's like they literally keep going.
	Is it just me or is anyone else's Adderall just not working?
	Okay, but the truth of the matter is that we have a serious problem because I really don't like prescription drugs and I really don't.
	And I don't think there's a problem with using them kind of like you might use supplements, right?
	Like a protein shake is good and you should want to, you can use a protein shake, but you should not be replacing all of your meals with protein shakes.
	I think that I don't think SSRIs are helpful when it comes to combating depression.
	I don't think there's any real studies to show that it actually helps.
	But I'm going to say there's, you know, when some people are like extremely bipolar or have some issues and you might want to use like silver or different types of compounds medically prescribed, they might be helpful.
	I think if you have, you know, really severe processing and behavioral disorders like autism and whatnot, maybe some Vivants might be good for you a little bit every once in a while.
	But these drugs are dangerous because people are not just taking them for like, for instance, like to correct their autism or their ADHD, which I think is made up.
	It's just probably a combination of being vaccinated and, you know, having too much screen time growing up and stuff like that.
	I think our brains just process differently now.
	When you prescribe this kind of medication to somebody and when you're there, it's only supposed to be used while you're behaviorally learning.
	So like, for instance, let's just say like you can't pay attention at all and you might use it for like a month or two months while you're going to having like a behavioral therapist or you're making, you're putting disciplines into your life, right?
	Like putting your phone away and not doing things and kind of retraining yourself.
	But you're not supposed to just be on these drugs for years and years and years.
	And people are literal tweakers.
	And there's so many people getting Adderall because they're advertising it on TikTok.
	So everybody thinks that they have autism or ADHD.
	And there's no real test for ADHD.
	Autism?
	There's a real test, okay?
	So everyone's fake diagnosed with autism.
	There's a real test.
	You have to go into a clinic and really be assessed.
	Like multiple assessments.
	It's different on each country to actually have autism.
	ADHD, you can click a link on TikTok, telehealth, talk to a psychiatrist, and she'll have pills sent to your local pharmacy the next day.
	I promise you, there's advertisements on TikTok.
	It'll just say, do you want Adderall?
	And they just ask you, like, oh, so have you had trouble sleeping?
	Are you distracted?
	It's like, dude, you're on your phone eight hours a day.
	Of course you're fucked up.
	Oops, I'm not trying to curse.
	I forgot.
	But of course you're effed up.
	But it's like, these are just like tweakers.
	Look at the eyes, too.
	These are like, these are Adderall eyes.
	You start to get like this.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I know because I did Adderall for so many years.
	It like, I was always like getting, flipping the fuck out on people.
	Like, I was like, after a couple years, I was like, I was like a teenager, like 17 years old and like, like angry.
	And not just because I was 17, it's because I was on edge.
	And like, it was just a lot, you know?
	Yeah.
	It's crazy stuff.
	It's really wild.
	It really is wild.
	But this is the best one, I think, that Dr. Benjamin Braddock.
	I actually met him for the first time at Mar-a-Lago last year, November.
	But this one, I'm going to play it.
	This woman's taking her kids' ADHD medication.
	Bad mom.
	She's taking her kids.
	Or is she saying that her kids' ADHD medicine isn't working for her or for the kids?
	I think she was saying for her, but.
	Anyone else's kids' ADHD meds not working all of a sudden?
	Okay, maybe I'm retarded, but still, she looks like a tweaker.
	They all look like tweakers.
	She's like admitting publicly to taking her kids' medication.
	Yeah, and so like, I don't, it's just that I don't understand this move.
	And like, and this is the WTF because, like, sometimes you guys said in the telegram, you want to talk about some more serious stuff.
	And I don't think we always talk about prescription medication.
	It's crazy because the United States, our number one issue right now, I think, is the drug cartel.
	And I think it's really dangerous because everyone's self-diagnosing with ADD, ADHD.
	And while I do believe that attention disorders are real, I think that you can train out of them.
	And I also think that a lot of people just call hyperactive minds ADHD.
	And hyperactive people are more likely to abuse substances too because you have high eliminate everything else before you go to.
	Correct.
	It's like you're on your phone eight hours a day.
	You're going to online school.
	You don't read books.
	Your music's like EDM music.
	You take pre-workouts.
	And you're like, why am I always on edge?
	It's like, dude, because you got 600 milligrams of caffeine rushing through your veins, motherfucker.
	That's what's wrong with you.
	And you're stealing your kids Adderall.
	Yeah, stop.
	That's actually true.
	Wow.
	Someone said, I bet Elijah would be normal if he had grown up in the countryside.
	I do too.
	Yeah.
	Oh, believe me.
	Believe me.
	Like, believe me.
	Believe me.
	I am very aware of that.
	I am very, very, very aware of that.
	What?
	No, I just agree.
	We're doing a slightly longer show today.
	All right.
	On top of that, this is literally just WTF.
	I don't think I understand.
	I'm going to ask the chat before I say anything about this.
	Is this Marianne Williamson?
	That's Marianne Williamson, correct?
	Chat, are you guys there?
	Someone said yes.
	Someone said, sup Elijah's wife.
	Okay.
	So, who dat?
	Who dat?
	Is this Marianne Williamson?
	Can someone tell me?
	Who is that?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Who's Marianne Williamson?
	And by the way, I would have Owen Benjamin on the show.
	It would probably be a Rumble only, but if someone wants to get me in contact with him, I could have him on at some point.
	But Marianne Williamson, this was a WTF.
	She gets into an interview with James Cameron, the guy who made Way of Water and Titanic to talk about climate change.
	And there's nothing I can say about this clip except WTF, watch.
	This is the most confusing climate change clip I've ever seen in my life.
	I want to tell you this.
	Wait, let me go back.
	I was in.
	I want to tell you this.
	I was in Israel and I was talking to some Israeli and Palestinian peacemakers.
	And I said, I'm telling you the truth.
	I said, well, you know, the great mother doesn't choose sides.
	According to Avatar, the great mother doesn't choose sides.
	She's there to protect balance.
	She doesn't pick a winner.
	She protects balance.
	And do you know what the Palestinian and the Israelis in the room, do you know their reaction?
	What'd they say?
	They thought about it.
	They nodded.
	And I think it was because some of them had seen Avatar.
	Yeah.
	Huh?
	Hey, I was talking to someone the other day.
	Talking to some Jews, some Jews.
	Some Jews and some Palestines.
	And I told them, I told them, do you know what the great mother says?
	She doesn't make decides.
	She doesn't pick sides.
	And do you know what they said?
	Do you know what they said?
	That they saw Avatar.
	They saw Avatar?
	They saw Avatar?
	I'll give you what they said.
	They saw Way of Water.
	Bitches highest.
	I've never seen the movie.
	Dude, James Cameron's like, he's going to fire whoever set up this interview.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Thinking about it?
	Yeah.
	Don't think about it because they probably saw the movie.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	We could solve the Palestinian-Jewish conflict.
	Well, there would be no fighting at the border anymore because they'd all be asleep because they'd be in the most boring movie with extended underwater scenes in the history of the world.
	So I never, I only saw 20 minutes of Avatar and I ended up walking out.
	Not for reasons because it was on the screen, but we never ended up finishing the movie.
	We still got to finish it.
	We were just at the very beginning of when they got to the water colony and Elijah couldn't do it anymore.
	And I never got to see.
	And I was disappointed because I thought that would have been something cool.
	But I didn't never got to see the mermaid scenes.
	That's what you get.
	Okay.
	Anyway, going down.
	What the heck?
	Bing.
	What is this?
	Kennedy.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	So on another WTF, as the banks are collapsing, I'm going to play this.
	I got to get some water because I ran out of water.
	I kind of lost hope in society because John Kennedy ended up, he's one of our congressmen, ended up talking about how he thinks that retiring in our 60s is like a bad idea.
	Watch.
	So as the country's collapsing, the banks are safe.
	They're letting us know that we probably won't be able to tap into Social Security until later.
	This is one of the craziest things I've ever heard.
	I feel like I got slapped in the face.
	Watch.
	I mean, the life expectancy of the average American right now is about 77 years old.
	For people who are in their 20s, their life expectancy will probably be 85 to 90.
	Does it really make sense to allow someone who's in their 20s today to retire at 62?
	Those are the kind of things that we should talk about.
	There are changes in Medicare we should talk about.
	Yeah, so everyone's going to be living longer.
	So we need to change Medicare and Social Security and just make everyone work longer because we don't have the funds to pay out.
	And so since life is increasing, life expectancy, we probably need to just work longer and make it harder to tap into your benefits.
	I also, for the first time, ever signed into my Social Security account today.
	I've never been into an account for Social Security.
	I went in there not to access funds, but it was saying if I continue to pay into Social Security at the rate that I am, when I'm 65, I can have $3,600 a month.
	Wow.
	Wait, $3,600 a month.
	They'll pay you.
	Bro, that's going to be worth like $9 when I'm 65.
	$3,600 a month in 35 years, 36 years?
	Excuse me?
	That's not going to be worth anything.
	Money's not even worth anything today.
	It's true.
	Thank you, locals.
	Locals is better than Social Security.
	I love the Locals group, but that's actually true.
	Where are we going to be in 35 years?
	I don't know.
	Guys, where do you think Elijah and I, in 35 years, where are we going to be?
	I just thought that was the craziest thing.
	Like, you know, everyone's starting to live longer.
	So we're going to need to cut the benefits of it.
	I can't.
	I couldn't even tell you what the future is.
	Can I just be honest here?
	Nobody in this country works and everybody gets benefits.
	I don't know where they get their money from in this country, but it seems like everybody's getting shit from the government and nobody's paying, nobody's working.
	I was just, so I was just talking yesterday.
	So, you know, the place we went and got food the other day?
	Vanilla's Lily.
	It's a Byron Bay coffee shop.
	There's multiple along the east coast of Australia.
	So that's not doxing me because there's multiple of these coffee shops everywhere.
	But I went to the vanilla lily that was where we got French chips, the chips and the aioli, right?
	And so we go there for the chips and the aoli and stuff.
	And it's like really cool.
	So I went to go there yesterday and I was like, oh, I'm going to go there.
	I want to get something from there.
	But it turned out even though it's a cocktail and food place, it's only open until 2 p.m.
	But they close at 2 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays as well, but then reopen from 4 to 7 and close at 7 for dinner.
	So the dinner places close at 7.
	So you can go get dinner and drinks from 4 to 7 o'clock.
	And I go to this girl at the Italian place that we like, and I'm like, hey, is there anywhere I can get something around here?
	And she goes, well, we open up at 5.
	And I go, is there anywhere?
	She goes, honestly, everything here is just open up mostly on the weekends.
	And I just don't understand how this country, how people make money.
	I don't understand when the rent for your business is $15,000 a month, how you're only open till 2 p.m. and how you only serve dinner two days a week in weird hours.
	Don't even get me started with this country.
	Anyways, this country never made sense to me that way.
	What?
	On another WTF on this thing that you guys would choose that's actually going on here.
	The CEO of Pfizer, Alberta Borla, announces acquisition of cancer treatment biotech Sagin for $43 billion.
	His quote is that one in three people in the world are going to be getting cancer.
	Oh, no.
	This is something like an mRNA for vaccines, but it's for cancer.
	It looks like cancer rates are probably going to be increasing.
	Listen, listen.
	Wow.
	So Pfizer joins us now.
	Albert, great to see you this morning.
	$43 billion, a huge price tag.
	Tell us why CGen is worth it for Pfizer.
	Okay, Meg, very nice to see you.
	Cancer is one of the biggest therapeutic areas.
	And right now, one in three people in the world are going to have cancer in their lifetime.
	Unfortunately, the numbers that people are affected is even larger because people are, if not as patients, they will be affected as husband or wife.
	They will be affected as daughter or son.
	And even worse, they have father and mother.
	And CGEN is having one of the greatest technologies to battle cancer.
	It's called ADCs.
	These are turbocharged, guided missiles that they are attacking the cancer cells and can make a huge difference.
	I would say ADCs is something like the mRNA for vaccines.
	It is ADCs for cancer.
	So we think that we can make a very big difference with this technology in our hands and provide a relief to the world at a scale that has not been seen before from this devastating disease.
	Wow.
	And you also expect that this could contribute something like $10 billion in revenue for Pfizer by 2030, contributing to an overall goal you've said that you've been trying to meet through M ⁇ A. Just tell us about what the financial impact on Pfizer will be here.
	It's going to be very positive, the financial impact on Pfizer.
	should be able to fill the gap, as you said, of between 25 and 30.
	This is where.
	Yeah, so Pfizer stock is down, so we're all going to be getting cancer.
	That's kind of good.
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	So what I thought was crazy about this, though, and which is so weird, is they're kind of like, remember they were developing vaccines, mRNA technology before COVID.
	Yeah, it seems like I just feel like cancer levels might be going up.
	Ahead of the curve, yeah.
	I wonder what could be causing cancer.
	Sleeping badly, eating fruits, perhaps having a cup of tea, shaving your face, shaving your face.
	I don't know.
	At this point, he's also, he's also the small hat guy, I think, Perlo.
	Really?
	I don't know.
	That's what someone told me.
	But I believe everything I hear on the internet.
	That's the theme of the show.
	Believe everything you hear on the internet, especially if people say it.
	You know, if people get in a group and say something, believe them, because people on the internet won't lie to you.
	They would never do that, right?
	Like network television, they would never lie to you.
	People in the right-wing media, if they don't like someone, would never lie to you.
	Everyone tells the truth.
	It's all 100% true.
	And that's why they produce the evidence, right?
	Because they show you that you need to get the vaccines.
	And that's how you don't get COVID and because the studies and stuffs.
	And they just love producing stuff.
	And they say whatever they want, and people are morons and believe them.
	But like I saw yesterday, the guy, I talked to the guy yesterday and he said at the shipping store and he said he didn't get the vaccine.
	Neither did his friends.
	And I said, why?
	He said, oh, yeah, because we just didn't want that shit.
	And I said, that's a good enough reason, my friend.
	A good enough reason.
	Because either you can be and believe everything on the internet or you can think for yourself and realize that most people on the internet are full of shit.
	except for this show, were 100% accurate.
	I also wanted to bring this up.
	This was a...
	This is the last part of the segment here, which has nothing to do with anything, but I did like this terminology.
	Now they have a new name.
	Dr. Oren Gaynor has a new thing for children.
	It's called, it's no longer called transition surgery.
	They're now calling it penile inversion vaginoplasty for kids because they're not transitioning your kids.
	They're inverting their penises, which is ironic because I just was calling them inverted penises.
	And speaking of Dr. Jordan Peterson lit on ambience in the middle of the night, he was like, it's just a hole that grown men fuck.
	He literally wrote that on it's what he wrote, okay?
	That's what Jordan Peterson wrote.
	He's lit.
	He's been lit at night.
	He's been lit.
	That's so hard for me to believe.
	Jordan, what?
	I can find it.
	No, don't.
	I like Jordan Peterson.
	I know, me too.
	I just, he's been like pretty crazy on Twitter.
	I actually live for this conversation.
	He's okay.
	But listen to this.
	This is what they're doing at Boston Children's Hospital.
	Vaginoplasty is the full name of vaginoplasty.
	In this procedure, the surgical team is creating the outer and the inner vagina.
	The reason it's called penile inversion vaginoplasty is because we use the penile skin and the squirrel skin in order to reconstruct the vagina.
	By doing so, we break it down to all of its components and we use some of the tissue to reconstruct things the way they were supposed to be for that patient.
	Oh my gosh.
	I love how they're saying so that we can reconstruct.
	Yeah, the way it was supposed to be.
	It's fixing it, not creating something from nothing.
	You're just like reconstructing it because the vagina was a little bit messed up and instead of being like that shape, it became like that shape.
	So we needed to do that.
	That's why, guys, your dick isn't small.
	It's actually as big as it could possibly be.
	It was made to be an inverted.
	And now I'm going to eat a chocolate egg.
	It was made to be inverted.
	In celebration of penile construction surgery.
	I actually cut myself on my lip.
	Someone wondered what that shadow was.
	It's actually a cut.
	Actually, it's not a cut.
	It's actually sometimes underneath.
	And I put some, what's that called?
	It's eczema.
	Aw.
	Under the beard, it chafes, and then I put on hydrocortisone, and it goes away.
	It was actually really red and chaste, and it's been going down.
	I do get eczema.
	If anyone has any treatment for eczema, I don't get it bad.
	It just gets a little bit on my face ever since I was in junior high.
	And, by the way, make sure to ask your kids if they get like eczema or skin conditions, because when kids are like in junior high or like little kids will like have like areas of irritation, will try to hide it and it's like very, it's easily treatable, just like some lotion and some diet, and people will make fun of them, or they might even be nervous to change in the locker room and or they may get on the side of their nose and people may make fun of them because it looks like skin cancer, but really it's just um, my uh, it's just my preparation for my inverted penile vaginoplasty.
	Is that what happened to you when you were maybe i'm not projecting, i'm just saying maybe, but I I was thinking about doctors and the, the geniusness.
	Like you know, it's really not.
	It's really not a bad like wokeness and all this stuff is not as evil as you think it is meaning.
	A lot of these people are just motivated by money.
	Now I think the devil really is behind all of this, but I think that motivating people by money is enough to get people on board with your doctrine.
	And it's kind of genius because think about this you can literally produce a garbage film, but if people don't watch it, not only do you not have to take accountability that it's not good, but people didn't watch it because they're actually bad.
	And you tell people, you need to go spend money on my movie if you want to be a good person.
	Yeah, the same thing goes with this.
	It's like you're literally mutilating a child, but your chart, this is an elective procedure.
	You're making a ton of money from it.
	Remember, making a lot of money from this tens, thousands of dollars.
	Right you're, you're a millionaire if you're performing these surgeries.
	You're making millions of dollars a year because you're helping people return to the way that they're supposed to be.
	So, like it's like, kind of like a genius marketing ploy, i'm helping your kid return back to his true form.
	It's sick, it's evil.
	This guy probably, in a just world, will be beheaded by the state.
	But I just mean that, like the woke stuff, a lot of it.
	A lot of people get on board because it's just easier to make money that way.
	Where, like it's like, think about that, you're not gonna, you're not gonna be make money on youtube fighting woke agendas.
	No, but where did it go wrong?
	When it's like we need to return this person to their original form, to the original whatever it is.
	At what point did it go wrong?
	From the egg and sperm in the belly.
	Well, at what point?
	It's just satanic altogether.
	That's also to remind you guys, too, that someone, Canary Sings2018, sent a Rumble and said, thought y'all were already on break, young man.
	But no, we're not already on break.
	We'll just ran.
	I'll tell you when we're going on break.
	And I'll be really cool.
	I'll explain it.
	There's some cool stuff.
	With me, things are going to be a lot better when we come back, too, in just general.
	Just as bad, but better.
	Better, worse, but better.
	I think we'll just play the rest of the segments on Rumble only, probably.
	I think so.
	But by the way, guys, just don't forget that if you want to, it really helps us out a lot.
	When you just sign up, it's free.
	Sign up at ElijahShaver.locals.com.
	Join the community.
	We tell you every time a lot of you guys have been making the jump.
	It really has been helping the show.
	It really is amazing.
	It's long term.
	I'd love to do less ads and just continue to prosper with all of y'all and mostly beyond Rumble and locals.
	And you can get the local exclusive chat.
	You can send super chats there.
	And of course, you can send them on Rumble if you watch on Rumble.
	I don't think you can send Rumbles on your phone, but that's really awesome.
	We will see you guys over at Rumble.
	So go ahead.
	I'm going to put the link in the chat and YouTube.
	Let's all jump over to Rumble and finish the last segments there.
	Oh, forgot to mention, it's also in the description.
	Now we're on Rumble only.
	We're on Rumble.
	They want us to bring back a falsetto.
	What do you mean, bring back?
	I don't have the button, Elijah.
	You're talking like it in a falsetto.
	Yeah, y'all.
	Okay.
	I'm glad you took the button away from me.
	I can still provide you a button in the long run.
	Let's continue on.
	So we got to look at some stories sent by you guys.
	The button worked.
	You can send these.
	Oh, what?
	Oh, you're kidding.
	I didn't know you could do it and do it.
	We can't do an overlay over an overlay.
	Okay.
	Wait.
	I'm broken now.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Oh, there you go.
	These are stories.
	This is Kez's favorite song, too, from all the transitions.
	The only transitions we should be doing are to my SOBs.
	Stories picked by you guys.
	Make sure that you leave them in the comment section of the last video.
	That is so important that you do that.
	So on this live, you can leave stories for the next one in the comments.
	You can just click on the comments and you can bring them in.
	We have some amazing, amazing stuff from you guys.
	This one actually comes from Callie Mae.
	Callie Mae wearing the green helmet sent this one in.
	This is from a restaurant.
	She said, please do not visit this restaurant.
	I have not seen these videos.
	I just pull your links because it's on Rumble, so I'm not going to get in trouble.
	Some big trust here.
	Oh, my gosh.
	I call Cap.
	I don't think that's real.
	Chat, do you call Cap on that?
	What was that?
	Cheese or something?
	I think it was a hot dog up the Schnauzer.
	No way.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Oof.
	Ooh.
	Oh.
	That was Cap.
	Everyone's saying Kappa.
	Okay.
	Like that's a fake video or what?
	Yeah, I called Cap, meaning I just don't think that's unbelievable.
	Where would you find the time to do that?
	Or the thought process to be like, oh, quick, no one's here.
	And there's a sausage available.
	Well, unironically, she'd also sent the videos from all the Dr. Benjamin Braddock, all those videos with those people that were doing that.
	But I have a couple more videos you guys have sent me as well in text, which I do want to look at today.
	One of the things I thought was really crazy was as much as we're like in the midst of all the insanity going on, do you remember the story that was brought up that was when Biden's administration came and they thought this was like a win.
	And let me see if I can get this in the middle of the screen.
	I guess it won't really, it'll get kind of cut off.
	But it was like inside the new president's routine, Oval Office fires and early bedtimes, right?
	And it was like, you know, oh, when President Joe Biden flew aboard, blah, blah.
	He loves getting fires.
	And he's like, he has established a regular schedule, including coffees in the mornings with the first lady, meetings and phone calls from the Oval Office starting just after 9 a.m. and returned to his residence by 7 p.m., right?
	So they said this.
	Like he was a morning person.
	He was a morning bird.
	And he wasn't a late owl.
	Do you remember this?
	Early bird gets the worm.
	Well, Jen Saki, who has a job at MSNBC now as a anchor.
	Wow.
	What?
	One of the anchors at MSNBC is a current, was just worked for the president, is now the anchor on the news.
	She was really proud at Joe Biden's speech that he gave at 9 a.m.
	And she kind of let the cat out of the bag when she said this.
	And that's what people need to hear from him.
	Now, it's important to note, President Biden does nothing at 9 a.m.
	He is a night owl.
	So the fact that he is doing this at 9 a.m. anyway speaks to how vital the White House recognizes it is for him to have his voice out there conveying that to the American public.
	All right, Steve.
	She's looking better, though.
	She's looking better with all the cake makeup on, like not in the bright lights on the stage.
	She looks better now.
	Wouldn't you say so?
	Like she looks like, I can definitely, whatever she's doing, she's looking healthier.
	We got to give credit.
	She's a makeup artist.
	Yeah, but I'm saying she's looking like she used to look really crazy eyes.
	She still has them like this, but she used to look really stressed out when she was working as the press secretary.
	It must have been a really stressful job.
	I'm not lying.
	It must have been really tough.
	Yeah, I'm sure.
	But they said that he goes to bed at 7 p.m.
	Celebrating a president because he was able to get up at 9 a.m. and address the people.
	To be honest, at this point in my life, it's pretty respectable.
	But I also bring up the fact, no, but I bring up the flip side of this that I, so what is it?
	Does he go to bed at 7 p.m. or is he a night owl?
	You know what I'm saying?
	It's like he's like, by 9 a.m., he's already taken all his phone calls and done everything.
	And she goes, he doesn't do anything at 9 a.m.
	Basically, they're like, he doesn't do anything.
	The president doesn't do anything.
	Well, we know that, though.
	Can I just say, the reason why I kind of get over, I could do a talk show for the rest of my life.
	This has become sort of a talk show, less of like a political podcast because it's all fake and gay.
	Like, the president doesn't do anything.
	It's not real.
	People getting mad to desanctimonious and frump or whatever, you know, everyone's stupid names, Trump versus.
	Like, I'm not going to get in that fight right now.
	I might be.
	I do work with the GOP on quite a few things.
	I do.
	Because I like them.
	And I like the GOP and I like the people in it.
	But I don't like when people just get attack worthy and they stop making sense.
	Do you know what I'm saying?
	Like, when people start contradicting themselves for their own loyalty, like this, where it's like, oh, he's, you know, I'm really proud of him for waking up at nine.
	It's like, that's not really a feat.
	And also, I'm really happy because, you know, it's like, but you just said he doesn't do anything at nine usually.
	But then you wrote an article and said that he did all his stuff before nine.
	So then you really just let us know that the president doesn't really do much.
	So I'm saying, like, I like politics in the terms of a lot of the people.
	I like working with them.
	I like making videos.
	I like making reels.
	I like doing that kind of stuff for the party.
	But I'm not really into this, like, bullshitting people.
	You know, like, I support Trump, but I also know he sold vaccines to the public more than Pfizer did.
	He sold us the vaccines.
	So, like, I can at least call that out.
	And, like, it's like, everyone's like, I'm really ready for a DeSantis.
	I'm really ready for a DeSantis America.
	You know, like, everyone today pointing out Trump's speech about, like, because he called him DeSanctus.
	And he's like, the last time I wrote Sanctimonious on Twitter didn't end well.
	But I will say this, that he was like, he's like, DeSanctus, you know, it's not really a good governor.
	Like, dude, fucking shut up.
	All of you guys shut up.
	He's a great governor.
	He's an establishment pick.
	He's Trump sold out to vaccines.
	Trump's they're like, I can't believe Trump would would would co-sponsor Charlie Chris today.
	You couldn't?
	He let an Israeli lobbyist marry his daughter and then lead his presidency for the last two years.
	Yes.
	The dude would do crazy stuff.
	And it's like, oh, so then you're a desanctimonious fan.
	Dude, just shut the fuck up and just go drink your cream soda somewhere else because I don't have time for this.
	I just don't really trust people that much right now.
	And I don't really think any one person is the way out of this.
	But I'm also not a fag in terms of like, oh, well, I'm not going to get involved in politics because everybody's the same.
	Like, there's still a bit of a leverage.
	You need to play and you need to push, and we have to be involved.
	But like, the playing the partisan politics side, I can't be the only one in the chat that's watching right now.
	It's just tired of it.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, are we really going into another election?
	We keep having elections, don't we?
	Every few years, there's another election.
	Yeah, we're about six months away from beginning a full election season for president.
	Like we're about six months away from starting the full cycle where it's about to get serious.
	Like where it's like, like what, November's like, what, six months away?
	So we're like, well, yeah, then there's like the year cycle.
	So.
	Oh, man.
	I don't even know anything about the United States.
	So.
	No, but someone said it's your career now.
	You have no choice.
	Dude, this shows whatever I feel like of the day.
	This is a career and I do enjoy it.
	But it's also like, look, I'm just in my bedroom and I have a wallpaper up.
	No, but I really do enjoy talking about this.
	I just can't – I don't know if I have the energy in me to right now fight between DeSantis and Trump.
	Like, does anyone really have that energy right now?
	Like, come on.
	I don't have any energy for...
	I just...
	Okay, anyway.
	I think they took it out of us.
	COVID, everything that's been going on, they just beat us up.
	They've been like flogging us for years and now it's like...
	Right, but that's why we got to take that break.
	Because I think in the future, I'm going to start taking, like, right before the election, I'll probably take one more week break and I'll just shut everything off and then come back with balls sewn on in my forehead.
	I'll have so much balls that'll be on my forehead.
	Wow.
	It's true.
	Anyway, I want to talk about saying positive.
	On a positive note, Sean Foyt, who's one of the greatest Christians I know in the country and really fighting for the kingdom of God, you know, he's really spoke out against the wokeness in the Protestant church.
	You know, Protestants have gone very woke.
	At least 50% of Protestants have gone pretty woke in terms of the groups, even down to Lutheran, right?
	There's a different sects of Lutheranism.
	And people were telling him, oh, you know, your songs suck.
	No one likes your music, bro.
	And people go, like, all these random people from Bethel and stuff were talking crap because he was like, you know, playing in Congress and doing the lettuce worship and traveling to liberal cities and playing during the COVID.
	And everyone's like, dude, no one likes your worship.
	A very prominent, Protestant Christian was like dissing him publicly.
	And I just like to say, his album is number nine in world charts.
	So his new album.
	So I just would like to say a little bit to Sean Foyt, who's a friend of mine.
	I love Sean a lot.
	He's a good friend.
	He's a great Christian.
	And he's a great example to me as I learn the ropes of walking with God as an adult, you know, and he's really showed me a lot and helped me.
	But number nine, songs from the Nineveh.
	So he is up there.
	And I also love how Donald Trump and the J6 Prisoner Choir is a number one song.
	You should check that out, Justice for All as well.
	But I just like to see when friends win.
	I like to see when friends do well.
	And I also like to see the fact that Lauren Daigle's number seven.
	She's a Christian artist as well, her song.
	But Sean Foyt has been on this show, and he's a friend of the show, and he's awesome.
	And someone said, does he do Coke too?
	No.
	No, he does not.
	But maybe the artists that are criticizing him do.
	That's very possible.
	He's a really, really, really, he's a really good man.
	He's been praying for all of us at SOBs.
	And I really, he's just a good example of a good Christian guy.
	And he makes amazing music and he just loves people and he's just got a heart of gold.
	And he's like, he's got long golden locks hair and hugs people and prays for people and just watches God move.
	And I like to see that.
	But I knew that you wouldn't be that into that.
	So I got one for just for you.
	I picked the story out for you.
	For me, personally?
	Yeah, which is the winds.
	Aw.
	Because this is in the U.S.
	This is not a croc, but a duck accidentally went into a cave where there was a crocodile, I mean, an alligator egg to raise its chicks and ended up, for some reason, the alligator got, or alligator got abandoned, but then the alligator hatched.
	And now the alligator thinks that it's one of the ducks.
	Now they all live together and they literally live together.
	I feel like this is, this is, this makes me feel like there's no sound.
	Babies hanging out with pit bulls.
	Pit bulls.
	Except this is nature, so we can't be as mad because they don't.
	Yeah.
	Look, and there's the mother coming out in front.
	And they all just, there'll be a little closer shot, there should be.
	And the alligator lives with the ducks, and they all just sort of live together now.
	I hope that this story never becomes a nightmare.
	Right.
	I hope that the crocodile never wakes up one day and goes, I'm going to eat all these ducks.
	But that's so nice.
	That's like what you would read a children's story book about.
	The little alligator who thought that he was a duck and he lived with all the little duck brothers and sisters.
	Someone should write a book about that.
	Do you know what this reminds me of?
	Do you know what this reminds me of?
	This story?
	Where is this?
	Wait, hold up.
	I just feel like the chat keeps asking for this and I have to say that I would like, I agree.
	This needs to be played right now.
	We need to add this into our, I'm going to add this after the show into our regular, like with our regular music lineup.
	Let's go.
	There's a play Madonna video again.
	That's the alligator.
	Let's go ahead.
	Didn't know you would chill like that.
	I reckon if the camera, if the camera was still the whole time and she just did her dance, if it would look like her dancing was as good as if the camera's like, woo.
	She's barely alive.
	She's barely alive.
	There are some things that I've seen and you have to see them too.
	This is you.
	I'm not sorry.
	Have you ever peed inside of a public pool before?
	No.
	Yeah, have you be honest?
	Be honest.
	Okay.
	Netball.
	Because I never have.
	I literally have never peed.
	I've never done.
	No, I've never done that.
	I think it's disgusting.
	You are like a child.
	No, I've never done it.
	I can't.
	I have a hard time even peeing in the ocean.
	I literally have very hard to pee.
	Yeah, sometimes I pee in the ocean, which is not a public pool.
	It's in the ocean.
	There's salt, salinity.
	Lots of other people.
	Every time we go swimming, we'll be swimming, and then I'll just swim through a warm patch.
	No, that's literally you.
	This black woman was peed at a resort.
	I would not do it at a resort.
	As a child, yes, 100% I peed in the pool as a kid.
	And anyone who says that.
	See, some people are saying they have not, and some people have.
	No, no, you're all.
	I've never peed in the pool.
	I think it's disgusting.
	Please.
	I can't believe people do it.
	When I found out as an adult that people were doing this, it freaked me out.
	Because I don't like to go in pools anymore now.
	So look at this.
	So good.
	So she drifts away.
	dancing why is he not moving
	I mean, if not, if being a fat black woman is embarrassing enough, to be like just fat, you know what I mean?
	You're just like a fat woman.
	The blackness has nothing to do with it.
	It's just being a fat woman in general is embarrassing.
	And then you're like urinating in front of people.
	And why is everyone also like, dude?
	I also think the reaction like that is somewhat unwarranted.
	Like either just be like, oh, sick.
	And then just walk away and like try to like brush it off.
	Yeah.
	Or if it's your friend, tease the living shit out of them.
	Yeah.
	She'd be like, ah, like laugh at them, you know?
	But if you're not into that, I just, like, the kind of just staring and confused.
	Like, bro, she just peed on you.
	Maybe he didn't realize how come the water was changing color.
	Oh, ew.
	A woman just peed?
	Let me swim.
	That would have been weirder.
	Let's do a hold out breath competition right now.
	Oh.
	Who can be under the water the longest?
	It's like a hot woman just peed.
	Oh, that woman.
	Have you seen those memes where it's like you and you pee in the pool?
	And it's like.
	No, I haven't seen this meme.
	Oh, I just accidentally drank the pool water.
	How'd that happen?
	Oh.
	I haven't seen that.
	You peed in the pool and accidentally drank it.
	I'm going to try it again.
	I hope this time when I go under, I don't get any pee in my mouth this time.
	Someone said that was not pee.
	Yeah, that was pee.
	I think Pool's put like a something in the show.
	R. Kelly.
	R. Kelly just entered the chat.
	Who's R. Kelly?
	Pee on me.
	Isn't he when he wanted people to pee on him?
	Does he like people peeing on him?
	I don't know.
	I met somebody who liked to pee on people.
	They told you that?
	Mm-hmm.
	They peed on people for sexual pleasure?
	I don't know, but they asked me if I would ever let them pee on me.
	And I said.
	If you would let them pee on you?
	Yeah, but I was really confused.
	Who was this?
	You've never met them.
	This is like when I was very young.
	I was in college.
	But I'm saying that I've met somebody that liked, she just liked to pee on people.
	I don't know if it was for sexual pleasure.
	I don't know.
	And then I also have found, I know there's like fetishes, like kink fetishes, right?
	The golden showers.
	But like, I mean, like, okay, like, husbands, you've all peed on your wife's leg in the shower before.
	You better not have.
	I feel betrayed.
	I feel absolutely betrayed.
	All right.
	This is that part of the show where you just go like, you know what I mean?
	Where you're just like, um, like, you don't really know what to do because you're on a show and there's like people watching.
	So you do what any guy knows how to do.
	just do this i feel bad because the longer i watch it the more i like it So I'm a Madonna stan.
	Oh, no.
	I'm a Madonna stan now.
	All right.
	One more Ew.
	Oh, there's no more E videos.
	Okay.
	That was just it for the E.
	This one is interesting.
	So this is the hmm section.
	There's a lot of videos I saw in the hmm section.
	I just had to pick a couple.
	Well, I wanted to actually have an interesting discussion and talk about Nazis.
	Huh?
	I got bronchitis.
	Ain't nobody get time for that.
	Ain't nobody get damn for that.
	Ain't nobody get damn for that.
	Ain't nobody get time.
	Ain't nobody get done.
	Ain't nobody get damn for that.
	All right.
	What did I tell you?
	Didn't I tell you?
	Cause I told you.
	Yeah.
	This is what happens when I design all my own overlays.
	So little did you guys know, I've worked in production, which I'm not.
	Unfortunately, I'm not very good at producing my own show.
	But I'm actually, I'd actually be a better producer of a show than I would be a host.
	I've always said that.
	Like, I can literally take somebody with talent and produce them, but it's very hard for me to produce my own show.
	I can make a lot of shows.
	I really can.
	I'm planning on making some other stuff.
	I'm planning in the U.S. and making another show probably next year, a different show.
	I'm planning on doing a lot of fun.
	I have a lot of fun stuff planned for now.
	I'm just reeling chilling.
	I can't, I have to show it in a thread because I'll get in trouble for showing it any other way than this.
	But Ford Fisher's Twitter, this is from Ford Fisher's Twitter, right?
	There was a drag show that went on.
	I don't remember where this was, but You can't show it bigger, guys.
	sorry but okay so i guess some skinheads here
	It says, Several anti-drag groups, including avowed neo-Nazis, White Lives Matter, Proud Boys, Patriot Front, and non-affiliated conservative activists, protested outside a drag show today at a public park in Wadsworth, Ohio.
	Pedophiles get the rope, chanted an armed neo-Nazi group, waving swastika flags at the families attending the all-age event.
	Faggots go home.
	Sig heil, they chanted while pointing stiff arm salutes at attendees.
	There will be blood.
	Hey there, a gay N-word right there, yelled one of them.
	And I guess it goes on.
	Like, violence broke out today between anti-drag protesters and activists defending the event in Wadsworth, Ohio.
	In a scuffle, a drag supporter deployed mace momentarily, blinding a man wearing a full chain male crusader outfit.
	This just gets so good.
	Again, I can't show these videos full screen and have to leave them on Twitter because that's just with this individual.
	He's a journalist, and I'm not going to license the full clips or whatever for the show.
	And I'm just showing his Twitter.
	So you think you're the only one with an effing gun around here?
	Ask an anti-drag activist.
	As he and others follow the drag supporters and deployed mace.
	I'd love to F you up.
	So you can find this at Ford Fisher's Twitter.
	There's a whole thread of all of his amazing stuff.
	And it goes on.
	So here's the 12 skinheads in America right there.
	Like, okay, let's just talk about this for a second.
	Okay.
	Like, what is going on here?
	And what is happening?
	And the reason why I can't cover this on YouTube, and I would have covered this, is because you can't show swastikas on YouTube anymore about that, even for historical reasons.
	You can't show swastikas on YouTube.
	Yeah, it's gotten really weird.
	And for the first time, I've watched history videos where they blur out the swastikas now on like Hitler's vehicle.
	Like, that's how weird we've gotten with history.
	Anyway, there's two sides of this, right?
	There are people who show this and are like, and are like, oh, you know, these are all feds.
	They're all feds.
	This is all, I can see the glow from here.
	These are all glowies.
	And the other side that's like, oh, this is a representative of all the right wing.
	Like, dude, there are real skinheads.
	There are real neo-Nazis.
	But neo-Nazis, like, to be completely honest, are more of like a, to me, at least my experience when traveling at extreme, like, rallies where there's more extremist people, is, like, neo-Nazis is more just like a gang than it really is anything to do with Nazism.
	Like, I just be completely honest.
	Like, there are a lot of really angry people that they see real problems that are real in the world.
	They're just their diagnoses of solutions.
	It's just like being in part of Black Lives Matter or something, right?
	Where you're like, we want reparations.
	And like, you have like, you're angry, so you, like, burn down a car or something.
	And I think what's really interesting is I don't feel like it's really reflective of actual Nazis.
	Because Nazis, kind of like the Romans, from my understanding of history, like actually wanted to preserve cultures.
	They wanted to preserve white Western cultures.
	They weren't trying to destroy them.
	And while they did commit like horrific war crimes, all countries did.
	And I don't think they were skinheads and like sigh hiling drag shows.
	Maybe the brown shirts were.
	But I think that it's funny that, like, because they used the swastika symbol and called themselves neo-Nazis, people think that's what, like, Hitler's army was.
	I was reading the comments.
	They're like, whoa, I can't believe that we still have Nazis today.
	You're like, dude, the Nazis was a political party that ran the German, technically, we had power over the Reich and also had power over the German army.
	They weren't like a bunch of angry, bald-headed guys hireling kids at a drag show.
	And the fact that you think because they have a swastika that they're the same thing, you're retarded.
	That's all I was seeing.
	They're like, you know, people are like, Nazis are alive today.
	No, they're not.
	Nazis was a party and it's not, it doesn't have real power.
	They're holding all the same symbolism and all that sort of stuff, but they're...
	Well, I'm saying the Nazis today work in our government.
	They work in the CIA.
	There's a lot of former Nazis that worked for NASA, the CIA, the NSA, or they did.
	They probably aren't really alive anymore, to be completely honest, unless they figured out ways.
	I've heard that there are Nazis that are out there with the Nephilim in underground.
	Really?
	Yeah, I heard that Nazis had worked with Nephilim to create rockets and that they're in underground facilities.
	And I listened to a guy talk about how it was really crazy because one of the rules was, he's not even religious, but even if you stub your toe, you can't take God's name in vain.
	You can't say Jesus in the facility because nothing makes them more angry.
	So, like, even if you stub your tongue and you say, Jesus Christ, like, they might kill you?
	Even if that's, like...
	None of this is verifiable, and it...
	But I like to believe it's true.
	You know what I mean?
	Because giants were real for sure.
	Yeah.
	And you know the biggest cope about this stuff?
	Like, I'm thinking about history.
	It's like they found a sword that they said it was a seven-foot sword.
	They said would have been wielded by someone that was like 9 to 11 feet tall.
	And they go, oh, this was a prop sword buried, you know, 4,000 years ago to help defend against, you know, or like with the people to defend against evil spirits.
	And you're like, or it was a seven-foot sword because people could wield that because there were giants.
	Because giants did exist.
	I don't know if they're still alive today, but I wouldn't doubt if Nephilim still existed.
	We know giants existed.
	There was entire races of giants that existed.
	I want to know what's in the Congo.
	I want to know what's in the Arctic.
	This is the part of the show at the end of the show where it just gets weird and we end up just talking about weird stuff that I like talking about most.
	Someone needs to do like a documentary and go into the Congo and to that whole swamp part.
	What's like the size of Texas that they haven't explored?
	People can't even go in there.
	They think there's still dinosaurs there and stuff like that.
	It's completely untouched in the Congo.
	Yeah, there's dinosaurs.
	Yeah.
	I'm just looking over here at the chat to see if anyone believed in any of this stuff, but it looks like I'm alone on this with the giants.
	I guess I'm alone.
	I 100% believe in giants.
	I don't believe in them.
	I'm confident historically that giants were real.
	I completely understand that.
	Every culture has stories of them, pictures of them.
	Someone said, I want to know what's on the other side of Earth.
	I love that.
	You know, I'm actually in a fake.
	I'm being paid.
	I'm in a fake country right now.
	I'm upside down.
	I should have done the first show back in Australia Inverted.
	So we were upside down and everyone flipped their screens.
	Hello, everyone.
	No, but while I think that that sounds like science fiction, I'm likely to believe that there are still spiritual entities that visited earlier civilizations, like crosses between the gods and humans, like demons and people.
	Well, what about all of the out mythology?
	Hercules, you know, all these guys that were just like the myth was they were half god, half man, and the heroes of all.
	Even if you watch that Netflix series, which I think does a pretty decent job at explaining certain things, yeah, it does a decent, a decent reality of like opening up people or red-pilling them to the idea.
	But genuinely speaking, I mean, we know most civilizations have the same architecture, they're different parts of the world, they have the same origin story, there's a lot that goes back.
	There's a global flood, there's also like the story of Atlantis or a great civilization that got judged.
	And we kind of realize we have a common history and that we definitely have been lied to and decepticonized.
	We've been deceived.
	And this stuff was real.
	What I want to know is: were those people then survivors of the flood and they rebuilt civilization, or did they continue to reproduce?
	Did God let spirits have sex with humans?
	Did that continue on in life?
	Did that continue with Noah and also afterwards?
	So I don't know if they did it again.
	They came down just like the first time when they saw the sons of God came down to be with the sons of the daughters of Adam.
	If they did that again, the chat someone said, think about the giant tits.
	So there you go.
	That's all you guys are thinking about?
	I'm not ashamed of that if that's what you think about.
	I'm just saying.
	Anytime I think of giants, I just think there would be men.
	But I'm sure there must be giants.
	What if they were androgynous?
	Hmm.
	What if they were androgynous?
	No, but they could reproduce.
	Yeah, but I didn't say that they were asexual.
	Like, they just looked.
	What if they, like, what if they had, what if they had, like, both?
	What if they had, like, what if they re what if they do said Britney Grinder giant?
	Brittany giant.
	Um, yeah.
	Yeah.
	There were women giants too, they said.
	No, I'm just saying, like, I wonder if they were androgynous.
	Like, I wonder if they really, like, kept to their original genders or if they were like, like, I wonder if they, I just always wonder about them.
	Because a lot of a lot of androgyny and stuff we find in the occult when they were like, like, a lot of demonology is synonymous with androgyny.
	And there's a lot of like androgyny in the demonic realm and sort of this moving humans from their binary and into this sort of like occultic spirit-like loss of form.
	But now when I'm thinking about like, okay, Greek mythology, it was women and men.
	Sure.
	But.
	But men can be androgynous, and so can women.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Someone said giant dilation rods.
	Can you imagine cuddling between giant milk bags?
	They said.
	Okay.
	I guess we're all on.
	I guess we're all, our minds are all giant wings.
	Somebody said, giant wings?
	Giant wings?
	Wings.
	Wangs.
	Their minds always go to the bottom of the two sent real smooth like that.
	That's enough love.
	Sipping on champagne like that.
	Trying to get ill like that.
	That wool that she's dancing behind is filthy.
	I'm going to read your super chats from locals.
	Let's get into your super chats.
	Starting from the bottom here.
	The George says, says, can you get Gary Busey on?
	I have no idea how to do that.
	Spaghetti Edwards said 45 minutes is too short.
	One hour is fine length for a show, but one that's a different, that's a whole different show.
	I'm reading super chats from last show.
	Okay.
	I'm in the wrong show.
	So let me go back up to this show.
	And let's go to View Tipped.
	Okay.
	I can't show this.
	Oh, what is it?
	That was the milking factory.
	You're going to have to go to locals.
	You're going to have to go to locals.
	I think it's fetish porn.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Don't send that.
	Yuck.
	Anyway.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Why are you gay?
	Said, how long do you think you can last when the banks and the stocks crash?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	It's just a couple weeks, probably.
	Why are you gay?
	I said, but now I'm widowy okay because I followed Goldman.
	Now I'm okay.
	I'm Widowy okay because I followed Goldman.
	Someone also sent this.
	Imposter.
	Am I an imposter?
	Oh, I miss the hair.
	You miss this?
	Some people are in the chat.
	Are you guys already used to the clean shaving, Elijah?
	You already used to it?
	I'm not used to it.
	I'm having a hard time relating with him, even having a conversation with him.
	I feel like I'm speaking to a strange man.
	Strange man in my house.
	Alert, alert.
	There's a stranger.
	All right.
	Everyone says no.
	They don't.
	They're not used to it, and it's not their favorite.
	Kyle M. Talmerick said, Christopher Watkin is a better dancer than Madonna.
	Somebody also said this.
	They put the new MLK thing on with it.
	why are you gay said ukraine is fake and gay here's another covering for the here is another covering for the lip The ones will make you not look Jewish.
	Even that's better.
	Even a little bit of hair is better than a bold face.
	Why Are You Gay said, don't be gay.
	Just be aka.
	Just be you, a Jew.
	Jim Zay Carter said, China has bought happy endings to the assembly line, which was it.
	Someone said, Elijah looks like a mole rat.
	Why did he shave?
	No, why did you do that, darling?
	Why are you gay?
	Said bearded men are usually betas.
	M. Kyle Tarwick said Elijah went full Brazilian.
	Yeah.
	And someone said, your upper lip looked naked, so I gave you a mustache made from the Tucker Carlson's hair.
	Wow, even that's not, I love the beard.
	Someone's asking if the beards scratch my face.
	No.
	I don't.
	It doesn't scratch.
	Someone said, I didn't notice, but I watch you like three times a week.
	What?
	You didn't notice about it?
	Yeah.
	Dang.
	Yep.
	Wow.
	Everyone's super into it in the Rumble Chat.
	They love.
	No, they're giving me shit.
	So rough.
	Why did you do it?
	Why do I have to give an answer for all my decisions?
	I don't know.
	Sometimes you just do.
	I think everyone's feeling really hurt by this.
	What was that?
	That looks like from a scary movie.
	Anyway, that's it.
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	And if you guys make it this far, thank you guys to the locals chat.
	I love you guys.
	You guys are awesome.
	Kez and I are in here.
	We do love our Madonna clip.
	We love what's going on.
	And we'll keep going.
	I should have a new show out with one of my guests by Thursday.
	And we should be back for a live as well on Wednesday night.
	I'm thinking we will.
	And if we won't, make sure that you're on locals to stay tuned on what's happening and what's going on.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	I'm your top 17 host.
	Thank you guys so much for watching.
	You can follow me on Twitter.
	I haven't been very active anywhere the last few days.
	Just been really busy prepping my life.
	I'm here with Kez.
	You can follow her at CrocsOn.
	Have a great rest of the week, guys.

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