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March 9, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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20230309_53124ef58d3cb1a2696ecac04508e4571c6cf612_HAPPY_INTERNATIONAL_WOMEN'S_DAY
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Well, it's International Women's Day, which means we've got to celebrate the best and the worst of women.
It is approximately 10 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
This is another installment of Knightly Offensive, the shit stream live stream from Slightly Offensive.
Let's get down.
Where's Dilbert?
Where's Dilbert?
I don't know where Dilbert went.
Dilbert's not on set today.
We don't know where he is.
It doesn't really matter.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm your top 17 host here on Nightly Offensive, a live stream from Sightly Offensive.
You can follow me right there at Elijah Schaefer, or you can follow slightlyoffensive.tv on Instagram, wherever else you can find it.
I'm joined in the studio by my lovely co-host, Kez Queen Fetus.
Woo!
I'm really sorry.
I lost Dilbert.
I don't know where he was, but I think that.
Yeah, I think we lost.
I think we lost him.
It's International Women's Day, so we are celebrating the beautiful, the best among us.
These are the most beautiful people that we celebrate every single day.
You know, you just look at a woman like this and you just say, damn, that woman's got a dick.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think the same thing.
But also, just on a really quick side note, is that thing supposed to be in the corner there?
What?
Or is that just on my screen?
That's just on your screen.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's just on your screen.
However, I will say this, though.
To celebrate, Google made it, you know, Google always celebrates new holidays like International Women's Day.
Google loves celebrations.
Yeah, so you know, they celebrate Easter and they make special things.
Well, they made a special CAPTCHA.
I don't know if you call it like that, a CAPCHA, a CAPTCHA, specifically for International Women's Day where you could pick the real woman.
And this was it.
They actually said, select the real women on the screen.
Select the real woman.
Ooh, that's a tricky one.
Yeah, that's that.
I don't think everyone would be able to pick that one, but I guess that's how you could.
Yeah.
That's how you can decide.
It's how you can change it.
It really lets you know a lot about a person.
If they can't figure out what, you know, if they can't select the cars, then you know it's a robot.
Yeah.
And then they can't select the real women, then you know they have mental illness.
Yeah, 150%.
But in the midst of all of this, in the mudst of the insanity and what's going on, do not forget that we are in International Women's Day, which means that we have to look at some of the craziness.
We have to discuss some of the insanity that's been going on today.
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So we need to talk about this because it's International Women's Day and the Matrix is glitching, which means we've got to look at the craziest stories that have to do with this great holiday.
Let's get down into it.
Well, it's International Women's Day.
And as you'd expect, the Biden regime, which I don't even know what exactly is going on anymore, they celebrate International Women's Day by giving an award for most courageous woman.
And...
For the most bravest.
The most courageous woman.
Oh, courageous.
Yeah, and that the most courageous woman ended up being a man.
Oh, just rubbing salt in the wound of the stereotype that women can't be brave and courageous.
Correct.
Leave a saving the world and bravery to the boys.
Once again.
Well, as we get into this, I will watch the video in a second, but I want to read the story first so that people can kind of just get an idea of exactly what is going on in today's world.
This comes from the post-millennial, and they broke it down for us very, very well.
Let me open up this.
Let me open this up.
For some reason, I'm having the worst internet today.
But this Vitamin Gives Biological Male International Woman of Courage Award.
The story goes on to say, particularly, if we can bring this towards the middle, that marking the International Women's Day on Wednesday, a trans-identified male was awarded an International Woman of Courage Award during the 17th annual Secretary of State International Women's of Courage Award ceremony, which I didn't even know that existed until today.
Did you know there was an International Courage Award?
No.
They have one for men.
How do you get your name nominated for it?
Well, I'll tell you.
The Medal of Honor, which is for men, right?
For courage in the battlefield, like risking your life.
Women to prove that they're equal and that they contribute just as much to society as men do.
Some would say more if we actually focused on their strengths, right?
Like if we actually focused on giving birth, which is something men can't do, then maybe we would start appreciating women and not competing with them, which was what I think life was supposed to be about.
Men and women were never supposed to be in competition with each other for anything other than reproductive strategy.
But introducing Alba Rueta of Argentina to the crowd, the presenter said, Ruetta is a transgender.
It's not even an American.
No.
Was this award supposed to be for an American?
Maybe that's an immigrant.
I don't know.
Okay.
Ruetta is a transgender woman who was kicked out of classrooms, barred from sitting for exams, refused job opportunities, subjected to violence and rejected by her family.
But in the face of these challenges, she worked to end violence and discrimination against the LGBT community in Argentina.
So not even in America.
And we have the video here of that, which I do want to watch with you, of exactly how our administration celebrates this holiday.
In Argentina, Alba Ruada is a transgender woman who was kicked out of classrooms, barred for sitting for exams, refused job opportunities, subjected to violence, and rejected by her family.
But in the face of these challenges, she worked to end violence and discrimination against the LGBTQI plus community in Argentina.
After women were barred from schools in Afghanistan.
You know, SNL has gotten funny, actually.
Saturday.
I'm pretty happy Saturday Night Live, it looks like, has actually become entertaining again.
You have there's Will Farrell in a blue dress, you know what I mean?
Pretending to be the president's wife.
And you have that's a, what's, that's the guy who plays Zoolander.
What's his name?
Ben.
That's Ben Stiller right there, pretending to be Secretary of State Blinken or whatever his name is.
Can I say something?
Yeah, go ahead.
This award from the list of things that they gave of why she was so courageous, banned from sitting exams, not allowed into restaurants, rejected by their family.
I just, it's just something that sounds so familiar about pretty much everyone who refused to get vaccinated also went through all of that same stuff.
They weren't allowed into restaurants.
They weren't allowed to go to school.
They were rejected by their family.
They couldn't attend family events.
Actually, so many thousands of people experienced that over the last few years.
And many of them were actual biological women.
That's crazy.
But this man who dresses up as a woman and puts a transgender flag poncho on, right, to just help soften his big manly body, went through all the same things, but not because they were standing up for anything like the government is trying to force me to get a vaccine that might end my life.
But people were mean to me because I keep dressing up like a woman.
Yeah, also, bro, you look like a cow.
I just got to be completely straight with you here because you wouldn't know what that means.
It's pretty disheartening.
I don't think they speak English anymore.
There was a meme here from the right to bear memes just reminded us to how we celebrate this year biological males taking all of the female awards.
It's the bald hair for me.
I know.
It's so it's just too much.
All of this man, wow.
He's so good.
By the way, in case you guys were wanting to know, this wait, where was it?
It's actually oh, I guess we're out of it now.
Never mind.
I've left out of it.
That was actually George Santos in the drag costume that we saw earlier.
But it does get a little bit weirder, though, because I also kind of wanted to bring up this other thing, too, that it's not just winning the award.
The Most Courageous Woman of the Year award went to a fat dude.
But this is not exactly a new story, but this is super important to me because I've been going to the gym a lot.
I've been lifting.
I've been really enjoying myself.
I've been working with Mark Loebliner.
I've been getting a lot better shape, you know, and just concentrating and cutting down and realizing that as a man, as Pearl said, the host just pearly things, you know, at her strongest, when she wasn't on any juice or anything like that, she was like deadlifting what I was lifting when I'm not even trying.
And I'm not on juice or anything.
Meaning, I realize men are very, a lot stronger than women, and we lift a lot more weight than women.
So of course, where else would men wage their next war to rob women of their rights, which is that the USA powerlifting in the United States loses court battle against transgender athlete ruled guilty of discrimination?
Basically, there's nowhere else in the world that probably, other than the direct hand-to-hand combat, that gender disparities would matter except in weightlifting.
Hands down, this is the most critical difference.
Like, if there's any difference between men and women in terms of sports, it would be like just the brute force of weight you can lift off the ground as a man versus a woman.
Would you not agree?
And so they came for this.
But JC Cooper's claim against USA Powerlifting dates back to 2019, filing a discrimination claim with the Minnesota Department of Human Rights, alleging that the organization had violated the State's Human Rights Act by prohibiting transgender athletes from competing in women's competitions.
There she is in all of her glory.
Absolutely.
That's also George Santos.
He's everywhere.
What a beauty, right?
Why is it that they're always so hot?
It's the arms.
You know, I think a lot of girls can agree.
Like, girls, put in the comments what you reckon.
But if you're asked, what's your favorite body part of a man or like the most attractive part?
I would say for me, arms.
I really love arms.
Elijah has very attractive arms.
I like backs, things like that.
Like, there's just different things that stand out.
And this man has some beautiful arms.
Just as we practiced.
Look at those arms.
Damn, boy.
That's so sad that you said, I have good arms.
And then you say, this person has good arms.
No, this is.
And now I realize this is how I look.
This person has little short, chunky arms.
I'm just joking.
But for, look, yep.
Look, some of the girls are saying also shoulders, arms.
Yeah, even, yeah, shoulders are really.
Oh, give us something, darling.
Put the screen down a bit.
No, I don't need to.
I don't want to.
Jawline.
Yep.
My jawline's come back, which is pretty nice.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's come back because it wasn't there, and now it's back.
Wow.
It's back, baby.
And you know what's also too?
You have better sex when you're not fat and disgusting.
That's also true, too.
You're more horny.
And for your spouse and stuff.
So if your sex life is dead at home, lose weight and your libido goes up as a guy.
It's genuinely true.
You might, if you can't see your penis, why do you expect to want to use it?
That's just the problem.
Because they're gut.
You know, a lot of guys haven't looked down and seen the junk in a long time.
But this beauty, they got in there.
And Mark Loebliner is planning on actually joining all the competitions and beating all the women now, which I think is sad, but also slightly hilarious.
And also, I wanted to say really quick as well.
Just since it's Women's Day, I feel like I should probably do most of the speaking just to represent women.
So I'm just going to say that.
But what I was going to say, I'm just joking.
But women or feminists will complain, it's a man's world built by men for men to be successful.
Yes.
Exactly.
It is.
And now all the men are now being women and also continuing to dominate.
So I think, girls, that we should all leave the man's world.
We should leave all of it behind.
The workplace, changing the world, things like that.
Leave that to the men because if we try, they'll just become women and beat us at it.
So let's just go back into the home where we can actually dominate because we know that men just they can't clean.
They just can't figure out the home stuff.
So that's where we can really excel.
So I think we should just dip out and leave it to the men because they're doing it anyways.
Darling?
And he's looking for Dilbert, I suppose.
No, I wasn't looking for Dilbert.
Okay, anyway.
Though that is the Matrix.
And basically, that's all we have to say.
But I do think that there's the best of women as well, includes things that are funny.
So let's laugh a little bit.
I don't understand why women are always trying to compete with men at our level.
I think it's actually quite hilarious because I kind of laugh when women are trying to prove themselves to men.
Like, look, I could be one of the boys.
You know, it's like those girls in the movies where they're like, oh, you want to get your car fixed?
That's just the transmission.
I'm just going to go ride my skateboard over here, pick up a couple of spare parts at the local shop and buy a draft beer because I'm into beer because I'm one of those girls, you know?
Just one of those girls in a draft beer.
And it's like, okay, I don't know.
Not into that.
It's like Megan Fox and Transformers.
But there are some women firearm instructors, right?
Nothing's more masculine.
I mean, we love women with guns.
And there are a lot of women who know how to use guns well.
And they'll wear bikinis and shoot guns.
And a lot will be moving around than just the recoil of the gun.
But these girls decided that they were going to show their skills in firearms instruction.
And I have to warn you guys, don't do this.
This is not a parody from my understanding.
Although, please correct me if I'm wrong because I can't tell the difference.
Come on!
I have your front!
Get your position, come on.
Well done.
it's frightening to me how bad they i hope those were blanks I don't think they were blanks.
This one here.
This one here gave me fear.
It's the shaking of the hands on the side.
It's like, what are they afraid of?
Who's going to be killing them?
They're just really getting into the roleplay.
Who's killing the women?
Yeah.
Like, look at that.
Look at that.
Ah!
So scary.
Yeah.
that is so that makes me so nervous yeah Um, I- Girls.
I think don't worry about it.
Hey, just leave it to the boys.
Come on.
Yeah.
I think girls should, in this day and age, I think it's probably good to have some sort of skill set to be able to defend yourself.
But this is not it.
There's a lot of girls who are very good with firearms, and I don't know how this made it onto the internet.
Are this paintball?
I don't know what it is.
But you know what?
I've been paintballing a few times in my life, and there is like that thrill of adventure.
Like, oh my gosh.
But I'm always held back a little bit too much where you feel like you want to just go out and, yeah, look at her go and shoot someone with a paintball and all this.
But the fear of getting hit holds me to hide most of the game.
So, yeah.
Yeah, I used to live on a really big property growing up.
I was a bit of a fundamentalist.
And we had built a paintball course because I really wasn't like, didn't leave the property, really, right?
I was homeschooled and stuff.
And so we did, we were allowed to paintball.
Well, I'm not going to get into it.
But realistically speaking, it's, well, I was raised.
I've learned to deal with bullshit since I was young.
But most importantly speaking, it's like, as I'm happier an adult now and much happier at where we're at right now and the people we're at, I am reminded constantly of why I don't want to be around insane bitches because even that guy, like, that is the hunchover.
Being around people like this is just been too much of my life.
Some of them run podcasts.
Some of them run around the internet.
Some of them are crazy.
I don't even know.
But I'll just say that there's people like this that are everywhere.
And I'm very happy to not be in their range of fire because it's called friendly fire.
And then I feel like this is a casualty, mass casualty event waiting to happen.
This is actually, I was going to make a mass shooting joke about a recent atrocity, but I have enough people talking shit on me all the time.
I don't need a mass shooting.
I don't need a mass.
Elijah made fun of mass shootings.
No, I didn't.
Because I'm still dealing with the gay tape fiasco.
You know what I mean?
I still have Transformers in my inbox trying to get me to commit suicide.
I don't need a mass shooting.
You lived another day.
Yeah.
You made it to another day.
I don't need a mass shooting.
I don't need more.
No matter what I do on the internet, I'm somehow in trouble with some minority or someone's a victim.
Someone's always a victim.
They're always an imaginary victim.
That's just how life works.
You're all the drama.
Am I the drama?
I just post stuff and say jokes and people are like, oh my God, what's the drama?
It's the common denominator.
The jokes.
It's good humor.
A grade.
see quality humor uh it's been a while since we brought up any of these other it's not really funny But we've been pretty familiar with the Z-Zer pronouns for a while.
Yeah, they're old news.
Correct.
But because it's Women's Day, I just wanted to be inclusive and remind you guys that we do have people that are not women that have other pronouns, right?
We do have other – we have to be like – because of the gay tape fiasco, I need to make sure that I'm representing everyone because it's the whole like pushing me to suicide.
I need to chill.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we do have the gay tape fiasco is still going on.
And this person, I never heard such a good explanation of like female mental illness.
Like, you know, when women, like, women are like cats, where it's like, you leave them unkept, and like, they still know, they somehow still take care of themselves.
But they're like nasty.
You know what I mean?
They're like nasty and they're mean and vicious.
Well, I think it's more to do with the personality of a cats and dogs.
Yeah, but unmarried women, when you I was just, I was on a, with Allie today, and the average age of getting married in Saudi Arabia is 17, actually.
Wow.
And 83% of women are married by 20.
And it turns out in the United States that after 24 years old, only 12% of women after you get out of college are virgins, and only 3 to 5%, depending on the state you're in, that marry are virgins.
And virginity is the number one factor of lack of divorce rate from women.
So the number one factor that determines whether you'll get a divorce in a marriage is not finances.
It is not porn.
It is not infidelity.
It is not fighting.
It is not violence, not domestic violence.
It is literally if a woman's a virgin or not.
And it turns out only 3% to 5% of marriages, the woman's a virgin.
That's just a random fact that we talked about today from the CDC.
But what I was going to say is it's unironic that divorce rates have skyrocketed.
Women's depression rate is at an all-time high.
They're getting married around 29 or 30, I think now.
And the average age where they have their first kid is 31 or 32.
They're two to three years away from being geriatric patients.
And they're unhappy.
They're miserable bitches.
And the men don't want to marry them because the truth is, is I think we're going to end up seeing a lopsided world because when these are the options, at least this person's being honest.
And that's why I like pronouns.
It's an honest presentation.
Hey, I'm a mentally ill, crazy psycho bitch.
And then I don't have to guess.
Like, it's kind of, it's like a, it's like a red dot on a black widow.
It's like, here are my pronouns.
I have mental illness.
Stay away from me.
Thank you.
Right?
Yeah.
Not bad.
Okay, well, here it is.
Hi, my name is Tempest.
I'm a member of a DID system, and several people have asked how to use the neo-pronouns that I use.
So here's a quick guide.
So I use they, them pronouns, but primarily I use Z, Zem, Zemself.
Now, this is a little bit different from the other Z pronoun, which is Z, Zer, Zerself.
So the Z that I use is more related to he, him.
I'm a gender.
I don't really have any kind of gender identity, but I have a masculine body in our world, and I'm more masculine-leaning in terms of like self-expression, compliments that I like, things like that.
And like Cameron and Avery in our system, the not having a gender thing for me specifically is related to the fact that I shapeshifted into a bird.
So the other birds also use neo-pronouns because they don't connect to gender in a human way.
Specifically, they don't connect to not having a gender in the same way that a human would connect to not having a gender.
So it's not just the fact that we're non-binary, it's the fact that we're not entirely human.
So Z, Zem are gender-neutral and singular, and you can use them in a sentence just like you would use he, him, except it's with X's and a Z sound.
And that's really it.
It doesn't mean anything specific.
It's not some complicated usage.
Not complicated at all.
An alternative.
My pronouns are so simple, I require an instruction video.
Yeah, except when I...
A few of you were asking because you were really confused about the ZZMs.
And that's really different from the Z-Z self.
So, but that only happens when I transition into a bird.
But yeah, the bird and the animal people in my self don't always, they don't identify with gender in the same way.
Because animals, us, I think animals don't make gender as complicated as humans do.
I think their gender and their sex is so biological and ingrained into them that it's just instincts.
You're a girl bird or a boy bird.
They're not thinking about pronouns.
They're not thinking about anything.
It would be like the most simple form.
So when she's trying to say like my pronouns or my gender identity from the animal aspect of me is they don't relate to gender the same way that humans do.
How do animals relate to gender aside from basic instinctual biology?
I don't know, and I am not entirely sure.
I've got entirely.
At least she has fun.
It seems like she keeps herself busy with all of her mates in her head.
She or Z?
Z self.
Tweet, tweet!
So.
Oh, Lord, save us all.
Lord, save us all.
Anyway, as we know, though in the midst of this, there are strange creatures.
I do need to say there are some strange creatures out there that are strange, that do make me think twice about everything.
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I don't, this computer right here broke today.
It completely blew up.
So I used to have a chat where I could look at your, Kez still has it.
But if you go to elijashafer.locals.com, you get the exclusive chat as well.
And you can get exclusive content.
And we will be going on a break from this show and from the podcast for a little bit.
I'll explain at a later date why it's only positive things.
But that being said, with the positive nature of things and the good news of where we're kind of headed and what we're going to be doing, who we're pairing up with, etc., the best news is that we'll still be connecting with you at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
And my computer's blown up, so I'll have to figure that one out.
It blew up today.
The trackpad went out a month ago and I bought a mouse and now it blew up.
But let's talk about some of the craziness, weird stuff that I can't really explain.
This is WTF.
i don't want to say the f word on the show anymore so funk uh it seems like women are consistently finding new ways to do just about anything except for uh be productive members of society and give birth to kids uh
What was really striking to me was not the nature of the fact that girls make money on OnlyFans, but the way that this girl, she looks like a normal girl, she's like an average girl.
Just the amount of money that women are making on OnlyFans, it's pretty remarkable.
Check out this.
This is crazy.
How much are you railing in on OnlyFans?
Drop it.
Drop it.
Railing in.
Bad choice of words.
Like the first, so I started in May 2021.
Did you do like a hard launch?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
Until like October, this past October, I would make like 100 to 150k a month.
And then I made it a TikTok.
So you guys know Anna Paul, obviously.
So she made this TikTok of her like filming a day in her life as an OnlyFans.
And she started it off with like, so I'm a worker.
And I was like, oh, that's like great.
Like, probably had so many views.
I was like, oh my god, I want to do that.
So I made like a vlog, like, and I started it off with that.
And I vlogged me getting ready for my OnlyFans shoot.
And it did so well, like in October, this past October.
So now it's like $350 a month.
Are you serious?
What do you?
Well, I guess you go to hair styles concerts.
What else do you do with all this money?
I travel.
I just cruises.
Always.
Every single time they just look at her.
That's me too.
Whoo!
That girl's like, I would not.
Okay, to be fair, she ain't making, she's got to be a podcaster.
She's like me.
If you start a podcast, if you can't make money on OnlyFans.
But the most important part about this, too, that doesn't really matter is like, she's like, duh!
Because she's like, that's great.
$350,000.
As many cruises as you wanted?
Ah!
Buffets!
Are you going to eat that?
But okay, that's so cruel.
It's cruel, but I'm cruel.
It's cruel, but I'm a little cruel.
I'm actually really nice to people sometimes.
But I'm cruel in terms of the fact that I get it.
I get it, girl.
Ain't nobody paying for that either with me.
Yeah.
But so why?
So any woman watching that who's single, who's working a job that they don't like, which is all jobs, and they don't have anyone to look after them.
Why wouldn't you do OnlyFans?
Well, the crazy thing to me is, is like, okay, there's always been queens, right?
And I'm not talking about the modern feminist, like queen, slay queen.
Are you talking about homosexuals?
No, I'm talking about like actual queens of kingdoms, right?
So there was always a harem, and there was always like, you know, the hottest virgin in the land and stuff.
Okay.
And they, you know, were the heir to the kingdom or whatever, like that type of stuff, aka you.
True.
But but I was saying there, there always was.
And so you would always know, like, maybe you see, like, which I know it's different because I'm not, supermodels is different, but you see, like, Bella Hadid or like these people and or the Jenner girl, I don't know which one it is, but the Jenner girl that's, you know, and you go, okay, I get why they're rich from modeling because they, they, they've got a lot of surgery, they look really good, they starve themselves, etc.
And it's modeling, right?
I mean, it's like you're working for Gucci and Armani and these types of things, and these are high-end brands, sell a lot of perfume and stuff, so they're paying you to be the face.
But this never makes sense to me because it's like, it's just a normal girl, just a normal, just a regular girl.
And also, porn is pretty much free.
So I think these are just simps.
Nothing makes me more angry than simps.
And the fact that there are as many simps on the right wing as there are on the left wing, it's a universal male problem.
It's not like people go, oh, all these woke simps.
No, Simping is just as big of a problem.
It doesn't matter political affiliation.
It more matters if you're in shape or not, pretty much.
And if you, like, if you're if you're a high-value man, if you make money, if you're in shape, if you have, if you're successful, probably not a simp.
If you're a Reddit mod, if you're overweight, those kind of things, then you're likely to try to like be a simp.
And nothing's more simping than paying for to look at some girl's butt that uses your money.
Like I saw, I saw this meme that was like this guy like going, like slaving away in a mine.
And it was like me working my working 40 hours a week at my job that I hate at McDonald's so I can, so that I can give $6 to a girl who makes $350,000 a month, like so I can see her butthole.
And it's like, yeah, it's like you're just working at McDonald's.
Oh, that's so good.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like working at McDonald's to look at a girl's butthole.
And it's like, that's what you bought.
You bought her booty.
That makes me so sad.
It's simping.
It's fat losers.
That's so sad.
He did that.
Fat losers.
Well, this person's making $350,000.
He's a man out there who's working at McDonald's and putting some of his paycheck to women who are making this much money.
Stop.
Please don't do it.
It's so sad.
It's better to literally be sexless than to be a simp.
It's just pathetic.
Don't worry about seeing her bottom.
Just get married.
Having a wife is like, could it not be like having your own personal OnlyFans, but you don't have to share her with all the other boys?
Yeah, but people are paying for that.
Six bucks anyway.
You pay my whole entire life.
Some of her eyebrow ones out.
Oh, no.
That's a glitch, I think.
That's a glitch.
All right.
Next story on here.
Next story.
Speaking of the WTF, they said that men can be women, women can be men, right?
This is the adult.
This is the adage of what we know.
And the most important part about this, this new thing people are mad about is this person says that they can be a dragon.
Wow.
What's going on?
There's several stages of evolution.
So my transformation is a metamorphosis.
And I will reach the end stage as a full dragon when I have all my procedures completed, including a panectomy, which is coming and it's coming off.
Because I'm not going to get a...
I'm just going to get a panectomy.
So I will be a genderless dragon.
That's what dragons are.
If you see the penectomy.
What's going on?
There's several.
I don't know what a penectomy is.
Penectomy, it's got to be some sort of a removal of penis and not a creation of a vagina.
So you don't have anything.
I'm just going to guess.
Just an entrance for people.
It's an antichrist portal.
I would love to ask people like this man and transgender people why they believe in evolution and how come it didn't work for them.
I don't think they believe in evolution.
I think they're just demon.
Demon, demon, pretty.
But it's like they all of them need doctors to help them to achieve what they want.
Sorry, sometimes I get like really, really kind of retarded on this.
People don't notice that.
People don't notice shoot out.
I'm like, demon.
Not pay attention.
Girl.
Demon, demon.
Girl.
No one notices, so don't be insecure about that.
I won't be insecure about it.
Why would I be insecure?
Why would I be insecure?
I will never be insecure.
Let's not be insecure.
What's funny is Rakada was like, Ricada was like, oh, I love my live stream because we don't talk about what every single thing everyone else is talking about.
I go, well, we do talk about some of the same things people are talking about.
I do pride the fact that this show is the best worst show.
Despite the fact that they don't show it to our audience on YouTube, like this channel is gravely restricted to the point to where it may be better at one day just to like nuke the YouTube altogether, just switch over to Rumble because our channel is so screwed.
But at the same time, I do love the fact I told him, I said, but also, Nick, here's a difference between you and me.
You actually have good ideas.
I show demon.
Not everybody.
Not everybody into demon.
Yeah.
Anyway, next story.
I don't like it either.
I don't like demons either.
Let's get the demon off the screen.
This is also just a reminder.
There's just two pictures I wanted to show here.
Okay.
Just a reminder, women, you guys are literally crazy.
This is a girl, a screenshot from a TikTok.
She said, abortion is a cord cutting with souls not meant for you.
Abortion is a sacred karmic balancing.
Abortion is initiation.
Abortion is a sacred ancestral practice.
Abortion is a ritual with the divine of like your baby doesn't belong to you.
A sacred ancestral practice called sacrifice.
Yeah, it's called child sacrifice.
And this was always common.
Child sacrifice was common.
Correct.
Sacrifice your child so that you can have success and that you can have money and so that you can have freedom.
Interesting.
You think that you can, oh, I don't want a kid, so let me just sacrifice my baby and so that I can pursue a career and have money and finances.
Well, and I think that this is also just one of the sideshows that makes me so concerned about people in general because they don't understand that, yes, this is adage.
It is demonic.
It is an overwhelming presence.
But at the same time, you have to begin to understand that you're psyching yourself out.
You will remember your abortion.
You have murdered your child.
And I don't, and this is more of a light-hearted stream tonight, so I'm not trying to get so preachy here tonight.
But if you kill your child and you're involved in that, or you want to kill someone else's child, or you believe in abortion, fuck you.
Sincerely.
Sincerely.
You have no business, you know, lecturing anyone on anything when you're literally pro-murder and you're a murderer.
And this is a common thing.
I mean, this is a very, on the right wing, you'd be surprised.
A lot of people believe this.
And this is the only reason why I respect Mark Loebliner's position on this, because Mark straight up says that, because he's atheist, I think.
And he said that, like, he thinks there's some rare instances where abortion should be legal, but it's murdering your child.
And it's murder.
But, okay, I disagree with him on that, but I really respect the fact that he at least says, hey, this is murder.
But there's a lot of people who just won't admit it.
And they're just, you know, feminists or they're male feminists or whatever, men and women walking around that believe in this stuff.
And they sneak into the church.
There are pastors.
There are pastors out here who go, oh, I don't want to talk about abortion because I don't want to get political.
Political?
You don't want to talk about murdering an innocent person.
These are the sickest people among us.
And I know people out there that are sick like this and that want to kill children.
And they're like, well, I'm better.
And this is what I think is so funny about the right wing in general.
The right wing in general has like, they're okay with transsexuals.
They're okay with homosexuals.
They're not okay with kid drag queens.
It's like, it's just a weird thing where they're like, they're like not, they're like, they sanction some things and then they don't sanction other things.
And abortion is very commonly believed in by people on the right wing.
You'd be shocked.
People get abortions and have abortions and go around and do all this kind of stuff.
But I also think the crazy part is it's not just the right wing, but in the church, a lot of, there's a proportion, the same amount of Christians get abortions that don't.
And like, well, there are plenty of, like, really, all sin is horrible, and I'm not better than anybody for this.
But the problem with the murdering of a kid is you can't like redeem it or undo it.
There's redemption for you for everybody who does anything wrong, and I'm not better than you, but it's like you ended a life.
And the fact that it's become a political argument and it's not a human rights argument and it's not the baby has value because of God who gave the baby value.
It just shocks me.
You would be shocked at the amount of people who think this is not a big deal.
And they'll say it's a big deal, but it's not to them.
And I don't get it because I just don't get it.
There's so many avenues.
You can give your baby up.
There's so many avenues to this.
And then everyone makes excuses, but it's ritual sacrifice.
It's been around forever.
I don't even care.
It's just like, it's this stuff pisses me off.
It's like, just close your legs, you dumb whore.
It's just true.
It's like, just so stupid.
And the guys too.
You're going to let a girl kill your child?
Fucking twat.
Yeah, but they make it seem like this girl is very beautiful.
She's very feminine.
She has this energy about her that's very inviting, I would say.
She's not like this shaved head like, I want to kill my babies.
But she's the way that she, that little script that she wrote talking about abortion, it's cutting of a soul that wasn't meant for you.
You know, it's this, she talks about it as though it's this sacred karmic balance.
You know, it's an ancestral practice and it's divine, the divine feminine, you know.
There's something that's kind of scary about the way that she's painting this to be almost a beautiful act or a really an empowering feminine, you know, meaningful thing that's actually really good.
And she has lip filler the chat was pointing out.
Yes, she does.
But it's interesting to see the twist of trying to make this seem like a abortion, cutting ties with a soul that wasn't meant for me.
But, you know, it's like, what?
What are you talking about?
Right.
Cutting souls with a tie that wasn't meant for you.
That was actually your kid.
That was 100% your child.
How was that a soul that wasn't meant for you?
It's just coping and seething.
It's your egg.
It's coping and seething.
That's what we had an episode.
When will they take responsibility?
Who really knows?
Who really knows?
And yeah, lip filler is major red flag.
It's like pronounced this woman.
Whatever man slept with this woman and impregnated her and she sacrificed his child, I think she's a witch and he needs to go and get healthy.
I do too.
Well, this goes.
But this also goes with the side of, this also goes with the side of things as well, which would be our SOB picks.
And this next story does put a little bit of the blame on the men for this stuff, right?
Not taking responsibility, men, to get control of your woman.
I was thinking about putting this in the hmm section, but it turns out it just kind of goes better here.
Okay.
In an SOB pick, it flowed with this story, but this is remarkable.
This is remarkable.
This video is, how long is this?
It's two minutes and 10 seconds.
Let's watch the whole thing.
You calling me a deadbeat.
Because I tell them, I was being irresponsible, yet not wearing protection.
But I always tell these women that I got pregnant that I do not want to be a father to these children.
And I offer to pay for the abortion.
Majority of times, they'll either take the abortion or they'll take a plan B.
But only these seven have kept these children.
But the crazy thing about it is they want me to be responsible for some children I told them I did not want.
So for some years now, some of them have been trying to get in contact with me.
Access denied.
Because I already know why you're trying to get in contact with me.
I didn't told you I did not want them kids.
So don't expect me to be responsible financially, emotional, spiritually, mentally, or physically with some kids I do not want.
And I don't give a fuck what nobody think about it.
You're not going to force children up on me.
Yeah, we both make sure you don't care.
Lay down and have intercourse.
We both was irresponsible about the decisions we made that night.
Yeah, I could have pulled out, but I didn't.
And I ain't care to pull out because I'm not the one that's gonna have to carry a baby for nine months.
It's the woman.
In my opinion, women should be more careful on who they sleep with because you're gonna be like one of my baby mamas trying to find me so I can financially support a kid I didn't told her or them I did not want another thing is these just jump-offs.
These are type of women that I ain't even had to do nothing for the bad minimum, but they gave me access to their body and they think I want to be a father to a child for one of them.
Wait, I don't even have no type of love for these women.
How do they expect me to love these children?
Before y'all say, oh, he's irresponsible, he'll deadbeat.
He don't take accountability.
Yeah, I do.
I just don't give a fuck.
You ain't gonna force these children on me when I told you I ain't want them.
Yeah, I can offer to a pay for abortion, but at what point can I force a woman to go get an abortion?
I cannot.
Do you see a pattern, anyone?
Why?
Oh, look who it is.
A bizarre time for you to turn up.
What the heck?
Where did he come from?
Do you see a pattern?
Well, I'm just gonna say, um, Scott Adams was right.
Oh, this show sucks.
Oh, yeah.
That's really good.
It's really, really good.
It's Scott Adams.
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway.
That's probably one of that's a very depressing video that we just watched.
And how brutally honest his being is like, it's kind of insane.
You don't want the kids, all this sort of stuff.
Like, yeah, girls, I mean, the women.
I just like, why would you let yourself be the most intimate and vulnerable with a man like that who has shown you and told you that he has no desire?
He doesn't love you.
He doesn't care about you.
He's not going to provide for you.
Like, I just don't know how women can give themselves in such an intimate way to a man who could care actually less about them.
Yeah, I think that is.
Are we blaming this one on Booze being a man or being a Scott Adams statistic?
What are we blaming this on?
I think this man is just incredibly selfish and immature.
I still can't believe I bought a Funko Pop, but there it is, right?
It's right there.
Nothing weird.
Nothing weird about having a Funko Pop.
It's just a guy.
It's just a little character.
Hey, everyone.
I'm just a little character.
There's nothing wrong with grown men having toys, okay?
So if everybody could stop saying there's something really weird about adult men having little toys and action figures, could you please cut it out?
There's absolutely nothing weird or wrong with that.
Men are allowed to have toys too.
Leave the men alone.
Truly, truly, truly, I say unto you, hell men shall have the king, the little toys here.
But that's just the truth on that.
But I do say that there are some wins as well.
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But we've got to look at some wins.
We can't just look at the sadness.
So women do get things right.
And there's a huge redeeming video that I saw that just came out of women getting things right.
So let's look at our wins for the week.
So we're tired of seeing whores everywhere doing their thing.
And you might walk around in Australia and see girls dressed scantily clad and think that everyone is automatically a whore.
But some do surprise you.
This guy was interviewing girls in the street and their answers to a question might shock you or they might just give you a little bit of hope for society.
Not for those jeans though.
They've lost hope in those a long time ago.
How long have you been celibate?
That's a personal question, but a long time.
Do you think that the fact that you haven't slept with a person is really going to change how that relationship would the outcome would be?
100%.
Why?
It weeds through people faster.
I mean, I have talked to people who it, I mean, when I tell someone that I don't have sex before I'm married, it weeds through people faster.
There's people who have completely ghosted me.
There's people who have completely not talked to me anymore.
So what if y'all got married and then it was just trash?
I think that God is willing to take care of me.
And I think that putting my faith in God and knowing that your relationship is more than just sex.
And a relationship is, I watched a sermon once and it was 0.08% of your relationship is having sex with someone.
And if you can't make it work not having sex, you're not going to make it worth having sex.
So how long have you been?
It's pretty surprising, right?
I mean, that's that shows that they look a little bit like they could have been hoes at one point.
Maybe they've turned their life around.
Which is again the podcast tomorrow.
You should check it out with Allie Drummond, podcaster, stay-at-home mom as well.
And she's been on a lot of podcasts, including Pearly Things and Fresh and Fit and a lot of podcasts.
And she has, we're talking about like virginity marriage, if girls can become virgins again.
Can you become spiritually virgins?
What brings a value to a woman?
Why women are why women don't bring value to the table?
Why men?
We find out a lot of men are the ones propagating this stuff too.
Men agree.
We talk a lot about statistics and things going on like why men and women don't think women should stay home with kids and it's a pretty interesting podcast.
Check it out tomorrow around 3 p.m. Eastern time.
It pops on this channel because this may be the last week or two that you see us for a while and we'll only be on locals for a bit and then you'll see us pop back out and it'll be really cool and you'll see a lot pop out.
But the best part about this is that's why I don't want to just give like negativity.
There is a portion of girls that are realizing that don't be a hoe, be a ho, no mo.
It's a good shirt.
There's an actual shirt that says that it says, be a ho, no mo.
Yeah.
No, I think she had such a good point.
And here's another thing.
I can relate to this girl a bit because people used to say those same kinds of things to me, like, oh, well, what happens if you end up with a guy and you, you know, it's not good.
And it's like, well, why is that?
Is that what I'm seeking for in a relationship?
It's just purely sexual.
And also, if you're a virgin and you only have sex with one man, it'll be the best sex you ever had.
That's what Allie said.
She said that that's why virgins have the lowest rate of divorce because it's not just with sex, but in general, like if you haven't lived with someone before and a lot of things, you're not comparing it to anybody.
And a lot of the heart of men and heart of women becomes from comparisons because obviously we start, you know, you look at people, you want the car they have, and you start seeing things.
And so when you start comparing things between multiple people, it actually even with men, it's a lot less less problematic.
Like you have to have a lot more sexual partners for it to become problematic and it's a little bit more in your nature.
But it's still, that's why the Bible wants you to be, to aim towards holiness.
And I even said with Allie, which is great on the podcast, we talked about how it's like, you've, you lived your life great.
I didn't live my life great.
You know, and I came to the Lord later in life as an adult.
And I've been trying to learn what it means to be a Christian.
I've been trying to clean up my life and different things.
And I've been on it like a pretty interesting path.
But we do talk about the fact that that's where I want to bring this up, that there is redemption.
And I do agree.
I do agree with Michaela Peterson and her recent short that kind of went viral on this that I thought was important.
I want to play it because I know it's not the based and red-pilled answer that everybody's looking for in terms of like, oh, can, you know, this idea like, what's it called?
Are girls, can girls become spiritual virgins?
No, I don't think, I think there's nothing you can do to undo the damage that your lifestyle and choices bring.
But we also forget about redemption.
And so with the red pill community saying, hey, girls, once you've made mistakes in your life, you can't get married.
You'll never find, a man won't find value in you.
That's not true.
I do think that as a man, the key thing is, is if you want a high status and high value woman, then you've got to become that kind of man because women will become attracted to you, right?
And we talked about that on the show too, but you don't go and seek high value women.
They come to you because you become, you start making money, you start having status.
And so they're attracted.
They'll show up in your DMs.
They'll show up around your social circles and you can kind of make the first move and make the selection.
But she was pointing out this thing.
There's a lot in the red pill community because they're not Christian.
They don't have any spiritual value.
They just tell women, well, if you've slept around it all at any point, you have no value anymore.
You just don't use it up whore.
And I'd say, it's never too late to repent.
It's never too late to make your life better.
It's never too late to try again.
It's never too late to make a mistake and admit you were wrong and get back up, right?
Like that's not a value.
That's very antithetical to helping people in general.
So I want to play this clip from her that I agree with and maybe people don't.
And that's totally fine.
Where is this?
Where's Michaela?
Wait, tweet?
Oh yeah, here it is.
Here she is.
Okay, cool.
I just took me a second to find it.
But this is what she said, and I thought it was really interesting.
How do you value women if you've been promiscuous in your past?
This is a sad question.
I think there are so many people in the red pill community that are saying, oh, if you're not a virgin, then you're worthless as a woman.
Which is ridiculous.
You guys probably know I'm not a fan of promiscuity.
I think it's damaging to men and women, but I think it's particularly damaging to women.
I know some women will be promiscuous when they're younger and then grow up and regret it.
And I would say, forgive yourself like you would forgive a friend.
There's no point in carrying that around with you.
And it's not tied to your worth at all.
If you're a human and you make mistakes, then you identify the mistake and you try and fix it.
And you try to become the person that you admire.
And that's all anybody can do.
Yeah.
And what I thought was important, I feel like there was a little bit of a logical fallacy here.
She was saying, can a high-value woman, can you be a whore at one point become a high-value woman?
You'll have to find out and watch the podcast on what I really think about that because there's a lot of stretches of that where girls are like, I spiritually became clean.
Like they're a whore until they're like 31 exactly.
And then they're like, no, I'm clean.
God made me clean and I'm like a spiritual virgin.
There's no such thing as spiritual virginity.
That's ridiculous.
Redemption means we don't undo the, we don't undo the consequence, but God uses it for our good.
He is redeeming.
He brings value out of something that had no value.
And so one of the things, for instance, like someone like Michaela could be the redeeming value.
If she, I don't know her life, but if she at one point she said she was dating, she was sleeping with guys and she didn't, the redeeming value of having that life and then changing is that she can now reach out and help other people and explain.
She talks about as well that the way that she stopped being promiscuous was she stopped drinking on dates.
Oh, really?
And then she got married.
Yeah.
She said she stopped drinking because then the more that she didn't like a guy and he was just an asshole, the more she would drink.
And then, you know, you just get horny and things happen.
And so when she stopped drinking, that's when she stopped being promiscuous.
And that's what redemption means.
Redemption is you can learn from your mistakes and then you can use them for good.
And then you can tell people, hey, don't make the same mistakes I did.
And then you can become a more understanding and forgiving person and not so self-righteous because you're like, you can actually help people in their life.
And we need women, no matter where they've been or what they've done, to reach out and to try to help other women move ahead.
Am I right?
Or am I right?
Yeah.
No, I agree.
I like what she said as well about like, forgive yourself like you'd forgive a friend.
But I think also, yeah, you want to, you want to change, like she said, identify the problem and change.
If you go, hey, sleeping with every guy I go on a date with is not good for me.
Oopsie, I did it again.
You know, you want to genuinely have a heart change and put things in place.
Like if she's like, okay, I recognize that my behavior acts out like this when I'm drinking and it needs to stop.
So it's not just like, oh, I'm not going to do this anymore, but you're also putting things in place to prevent that from happening.
Yeah.
And I think that life's a constant learning process.
And I think the right wing and the left wing, it's a cancel culture.
That's where the red pill and wokeness are different than the God pill.
It's really true because the red pill is like, you know, it's like, it's not even about like, you know, sex and drugs.
It's like down to the core of this is why I was never, I never liked the right wing because I'm like just this weird guy from LA.
I've lived a wild and adventurous life.
I've never hid that or anything.
And I would see these people that are like, I'd be like, hey, you know, I think I'm trying to like live more for God.
And they'd be like, but is your milk even raw yet?
Are you drinking raw milk?
You're still drinking pasteurized milk.
And you're like, dude, I'm just trying to like learn to like read my Bible and like meditate on God and not live in fear.
I'm trying to learn to like walk in honesty and truth and like learn to be disciplined.
And they're like, but can you do that while there's seed oils in those Pringles?
And you're like, I almost used the N-word again.
Please, big a please.
I'm on my own path.
We're on our own paths.
Relax.
And I've been very comfortable being on my own journey and own path.
And I think that's where the red pill and the woke cancel culture is like, you know, you're never woke enough for the woke people and you're never red-pilled enough for the red people.
And I know that because I purposely just upload sometimes steak before I've seasoned it while it's just like just there.
And then I put it on the internet to make people mad.
And then like the amount of comments, like you're eating a healthy meal, just like steak and a little bit of rice.
And they're like, that's not even grass-fed beef from Japan.
And you're like, dude, just fucking chill.
It's like, chill.
I don't have time for that shit.
You know how much steak is that's not grass-fed here?
$12 trillion.
It's exactly $6 million.
So we now know what gets Elijah to swear.
Steak.
It has to be delicious.
You think I'm going to eat that shit without seasoning on it?
Of course I'm putting seasoning on it.
You stupid retard.
But the thing is, is that the thing is, is that I just feel like everyone is like the red pill community.
And I've heard this, those who condemn the loudest or are the most like drama centered people usually have the most pain and are the most problematic on the inside.
And so I just try to stay out of the bullshit.
Am I the drama?
Maybe.
But I found out recently.
I'm not even thinking you might be the drama.
I'm actually not the drama.
I found out there's a lot more people that I've met in my life that I've been around that are way fucking off their rockers.
And God bless them for that.
Anyway, I'm going to put the Rumble chat.
We're going to finish the show on Rumble.
We have two more segments here on Rumble.
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