Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - In 2035 You Will Be GAY, FAT, and AUTISTIC ?!!!

March 4, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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In 2035 You Will Be GAY, FAT, and AUTISTIC ?!!!

By the year 2035 experts claim over 50% of the population will be obese and the next generation may be 30-65% LGBTQ. On top of that, Autism levels are on the rise, but not the good kind! They also found that 70% of autistic people are LGBTQ and have a high likelihood to end their lives early. The future looks crazy and we have all the insanity on this nightly offensive livestream ______________________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ⇩Show more PIXOTINE: Get these amazing "No-Mess" nicotine toothpicks in amazing flavors right now 20% off when you visit https://pixotine.com/elijah. Try them all or buy some for a friend, they'll thank you later because they're are basically no restrictions on where you can use them! Be 21 or older to check them out FOOD SUPPLY: Don't wait until the grocery stores are empty to be prepared! Get the super survival food that lasts 25 years and helps gives jobs to over 200 Americans in a family owned facility in the USA. And right now and for the next few days, listeners of Slightly Offensive will get 10% their first order at https://4patriots.com/ by using code OFFENSIVE. ________________________________________________________________ I'm now fully INDEPENDENT - join the community and support the show at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ You won't regret it! ________________________________________________________________ Grab the NEW Limited Edition Merch before it's gone: https://slightlyoffensive.com/shop/ _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ DONATE AND SUPPORT THE SHOW ⇩ ➤ ONE-TIME https://slightlyoffensive.com/donate/ ➤ VENMO https://account.venmo.com/u/Elijah-Schaffer ➤ PAYPAL https://paypal.me/slightlyoffensive?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ GAB https://www.gab.com/elijahschaffer ➤ GETTR https://www.gab.com/elijahschaffer ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive ______________________________________________________________ ➤ CONTACT: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. elijah schaffer Show less

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	Well, in the year 2035, if we don't die in World War III and our kids aren't sacrificed on the battlefields of Ukraine and Russia, it appears that we're all in for a surprise.
	Or 50% of the population is expected to be obese, dying by the age of 50.
	The rest of them are all going to be gay and autistic.
	This is the future we live in.
	It is approximately sometime around 8.30 p.m. Eastern Time.
	We're starting the live stream a little bit early tonight.
	I'm joined in the studio by Kez Queen Fetus.
	Let's get down.
	My name is.
	I can't do all the dancing.
	No, I know.
	I know.
	I know.
	I can't do all the dancing.
	It just goes so long.
	It does.
	It goes so long.
	It just goes so long.
	I'm Elijah Schaefer, as you saw the little thing coming up on the screen.
	Let me try that one more time.
	I'm Elijah Schaefer, your top 17 hosts.
	This is Nightly Offense of a live stream.
	We've got some amazing stories today, of course, all the amazing segments.
	I am joined in the studio by the lovely, the beautiful Croxon Kez Queen Fetus.
	Wow.
	I'm known by many names.
	Many names I'm known by.
	And we're glad to have you here.
	So we're going to talk about this.
	Basically, what's happened is we're finding out in the year 2035, we're going to be going through all of our amazing new segments.
	If you haven't been keeping up with the live stream, it's now broken down.
	These awesome graphics, we're completely moving ahead.
	We've hired all the fired graphic artists from Disney's Flops.
	They failed with the new Buzz Lightyear.
	They failed with the new little Myrmiga.
	Is that out yet?
	Is that one out yet?
	No.
	I kind of want to see that.
	And Tinkerbigga.
	Tinkerbell, the Black Tinkerbell.
	So we hired them here on the studio and we have amazing graphics for you.
	We got a lot to talk about.
	Let's jump right into what's going on in the Matrix.
	the insanity never ends well of course uh it turns out it turns out as we get into this um the latest thing to be causing heart attacks in people in their 20s is having children so
	So it looks like the Matrix has been updated with the fact that children are the cause of heart attacks of people in their 20s.
	This is from the Daily Mail, warning to women who have children in their early 20s.
	This is a real article, by the way.
	Risk of heart attack stroke study claims.
	So there seems to be an extreme rise of young people everywhere dropping dead, dying suddenly.
	And I have to say, I did like the climate change, is blaming climate change for all of it because that's a pretty good umbrella, like racism and climate change.
	But it turns out repopulating the earth, particularly white women repopulating the earth, is what may be leading you to have a heart attack.
	So if you don't want to die from a heart attack, be a hoe.
	Yeah.
	And don't have kids.
	I've been fooled by the peaceful picture of this mother with her child.
	She's about to die from a heart attack.
	So it does look like something really beautiful and wholesome and something that women would want and aspire to.
	But yeah, girls.
	So you should wait until you're 35 and consider geriatric before you start having kids.
	And that will, of course, increase the chances of your child being Down syndromes, miscarriage.
	And yeah, it's definitely a lot healthier for your body if you're older than when your body's young and healthy and strong.
	Well, it's a good reminder that we've got to stop having, we've got to stop having children as we get into this because that's the whole point is we've got to stop having kids if we want to survive.
	If we want to survive.
	Everyone needs to stop doing that.
	Right.
	And this is also an update as we get into the story about obesity increasing, which is no surprise here.
	To remind you guys that the people that are writing this stuff that are looking out for us, the scientists, the educators, all those kind of people are absolutely intelligent.
	Well, here's the thing.
	So everyone knows about MIT, right?
	You got the Institute of Technology.
	This is one of the most intelligent groups of people that are out there.
	You have Lex Friedman, the most intelligent person that ever existed on the face of the earth.
	But researchers launched a solar geoengineering test flight in the UK last fall.
	Basically what they're doing is they're saying, hey, we've got to stop the other cause of heart attacks, climate change, by injecting SO2 into the atmosphere and sort of creating a new layer to deflect UV rays and lower the internal temperature.
	And I thought, you know what?
	I understand we should stop having kids, right?
	White women should stop giving birth.
	Stop giving birth, get vaccinated for sure while you're pregnant.
	Yes.
	And while we're waiting, because obviously you're not giving birth, so you're obviously not going to get a heart attack, but you could still get a heart attack from the UV rays and you could become autistic from, I guess, from climate change.
	Not from the vaccines, though.
	No, no, no.
	And so then, so then I was like, I was like, hey, you know what?
	They really are looking out for us.
	They really are looking out for us.
	And I went ahead and looked up this technology that they're working on.
	And the technology is called the Stratospheric Aerosol Transport and Nucleation, also known as Satan balloon systems.
	From stark and obvious components of the hardware that costs less than $1,000.
	So they're instigating Satan in the sky to prevent us from heart attacks.
	From heart attacks so that we don't repopulate and we don't all become gay.
	Thank goodness.
	Thank goodness.
	Satan is looking out for us.
	He has our best interests in mind.
	He doesn't want us to have kids, which is just, he just wants us to put it off until we biologically can't have them before we start having them.
	But he really, he's been, I think he's been targeted as a bit of a villain in the media, but we're really seeing him have a transformation and really care about the people now.
	Yeah, but I got to say, I do enjoy the fact that they're just naming things Satan now.
	Like, it's just the devil.
	It makes it easier for us.
	Yeah, it does make it easier for us as we get into the story for today.
	This is in the Matrix here.
	It appears that by the year 2035, it's looking bleak for the country.
	It turns out the booster system of getting everyone vaccinated didn't actually make everybody healthy.
	I know that's shocking.
	It says here, this is by the U.S. News, that exit out of that.
	We can just go over here.
	More than half of the world will be obese by 2035, according to this report.
	Let me see if I can.
	I can never get this.
	I feel like 2035 is going to be my year.
	I can feel it.
	Does it?
	It feels like that's going to be the year that I'm going to just thrive.
	It's 2030.
	You're not going to have babies.
	You're going to have your vaccinations.
	I'm going to be fat as f ⁇ and I'm going to be thriving.
	Well, it says here that more than half of the world's population will be overweight or obese by 2035.
	The World Obesity Federation 2023 Atlas predicts that 51% of the world, this is not just America, by the way, or Western nations, or more than 4 billion people will be obese or overweight within the next 12 years.
	Rates of obesity are rising particularly quickly among children in lower income countries.
	A report found describing the data as a clear warning.
	Luis Bauer, president of the World Obesity Federation, said that policymakers need to prevent the situation from worsening.
	It's particularly worrying to see obesity rates rising faster among children.
	By the way, I think they make these articles impossible to fit in our screen just so that we have to pay for their subscription to fit them right.
	But the overreaching theme of this podcast or the show that we're doing today is the fact that the future, they're already predicting, which means this is really probably what's going to happen, is where you are gay, fat, and retarded.
	And it's all about where you're controllable, right?
	It's how they can actually gain access to making sure that you do not have authority over your own body.
	And obesity is understandable because what we're marketed is all these processed foods with seed oils, right?
	We'll look at later the fact that in our, what, the F section, vegan options are now becoming cheaper than real meat and vegan eggs are becoming cheaper than real eggs.
	So they've already fluctuated the prices to where artificial processed seed byproducts with soy extract are now more affordable than the real whole foods.
	I wish vegans would just like come up with their own names for foods instead of just copying our foods.
	Vegan eggs.
	It's not an egg.
	Yeah.
	Vegan eggs are also known as homosexuals.
	Dever trust a vegan.
	Never trust a vegetarian or a vegan unless they're Indian and even then don't trust Indians for the most part.
	I always warn you guys, don't trust these people.
	They're not to be trusted.
	But do you want to?
	I feel excited about the future because the people who I admire the most are the bravest.
	And we all know that obesity and people who are obese are the bravest amongst us.
	Right.
	They're the bravest people.
	And I want to be surrounded by brave people who are just like brave to keep eating.
	Even when their body says, stop, stop.
	I can't take any more.
	Otherwise, I'm going to have a heart attack.
	And they go, heart attack?
	I'm not afraid of that.
	I'm brave.
	And this is the reality, though.
	The cost to society is significant as a result of the health conditions linking to overweight.
	The Federation said that more than $4 trillion annually by 2035 or 3% of the total GDP will be worked upon this.
	It also says here that the report found that childhood obesity could more than double from 2020 levels to 208 million boys and 175 million girls.
	And the report uses the BMI for its assessments.
	BMI score over 25 is overweight and over 30 is obese.
	So this is pretty crazy.
	In 2020, 2.6 billion people fell in this category, or 38% of the world's population.
	So we're already in a position to where 38% of the world's population is obese.
	And while people on other shows today are talking about...
	Is this in Western countries?
	No, this is the world population.
	And I'm saying, like, while there are people today are like, what should we talk about?
	Should we talk about Biden's cancers?
	No, that's not what we're going to talk about.
	We're going to talk about the fact that they want you to not have control even over what you eat.
	They want you to be a fat loser.
	So if you're not fat in the year 2035, you're already better than half the people.
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	You could even be fat.
	You could be overweight at 25 over BMI.
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	So what I thought was weird about this, though, was that, speaking of that as well, is it gets so bizarre and absolutely so strange to me because do you remember Nina Jankowitz, the information czar, the girl that was supposed to be in charge of the Department of Disinformation for the Department of Homeland Security, and then everyone was roasting her?
	She made all those songs about disinformation is not the education that my children need and desire when falsehood and lies are under the fire of the seats of our Congress.
	Remember that girl?
	You don't remember her?
	I think luckily I don't.
	You don't remember this chick?
	You don't remember her?
	Nina Jankowitz.
	Gosh, she's young.
	Yes.
	She's got an interesting last name.
	Nina was hired as the information czar.
	This is the last story of the Matrix here.
	So she got put in charge of the disinformation board, the first ever government Ministry of Truth, which got disassociated and destroyed after everybody gave backlash.
	Like, we don't do that in this country.
	That's not how we operate.
	That's not how we run our nation.
	And everyone roasted her because they said her ideas sucked.
	She wasn't talented.
	And she was basically a moron.
	And she was.
	And now she says, well, the media and the audience of Fox News and conservatism hurt my feelings.
	And so she's launching a massive critical lawsuit over saying that men intimidated her, made her like, what's his name?
	Tucker and Jesse Waters.
	She's literally filing a federal lawsuit against Fox News and conservative hosts for making her feel uncomfortable and for people not supporting her ideas on air.
	And I'm not joking.
	This is like a very true thing.
	And this is her lawsuit.
	It's hilarious.
	This has got to be one of the fun.
	She made a video to launch her federal lawsuit.
	This is the year of federal lawsuits, apparently, for this kind of stuff.
	Check this out.
	This has got to be one of my favorite videos I've ever seen.
	Wait.
	Hold on.
	Is it not playing?
	It's playing, but I can't hear it.
	Let me see.
	Fox News for their malicious, reckless lies against me.
	A year ago today, I realized a lifelong dream and entered public service as a U.S. government official.
	I spent the better part of a decade working on both sides of the aisle to counter disinformation.
	I've published two books, and I've always been an advocate for free expression.
	The main thesis of my work is we can't fight disinformation simply by removing content or restricting speech.
	On March 2nd, 2022, I began a job leading a new entity within the Department of Homeland Security called the Disinformation Governance Board.
	My role was to make sure different entities across DHS were coordinated, to bring the latest research to bear in the department, and to help the department ensure that its policies about its existing counter-disinformation work were grounded in American values, privacy, civil rights, and civil liberties.
	That's all the board was.
	It didn't have the ability or the authority to act on its own.
	After my position was announced, baseless claims that the board was an Orwellian Ministry of Truth and I was President Biden's chief censor spread, even though the board had nothing to do with arbitrating or restricting speech.
	Fox News launched overly personalized, false, and incendiary coverage of me, mainstreaming online conspiracy theories to tens of millions of Americans.
	They lied about my role.
	Was hired to police domestic social media use, period.
	Is now the administration's official purveyor of truth.
	They lied about and completely manufactured my past statements.
	How chilling is it that this disinformation czar thinks it's okay for her to edit your speech?
	They called me a liar.
	Nina Jankowicz is a conspiracy theorist who wants all Americans to believe her twisted opinions and lies are facts.
	Was one of the biggest perpetrators and purveyors of disinformation in the entire country.
	Tread a bunch of lies somebody hand oh uh so basically Nina Jenkowitz was is mad at the entire public for not liking her ideas, which are objectively horrible.
	So she's filing federal lawsuit because she says everyone was mean to her on the internet and so now she's suing.
	I'm not joking.
	That's literally what she says.
	She goes, and people criticized me online.
	And so I'm suing the hosts of these shows for thinking differently than me and being and saying things that I don't like.
	And it's like, um, bitch, relax.
	It's Fox News.
	You disagree.
	Do you should understand what you were getting into when you tried to join the Biden administration's information censorship bureau?
	And you have to understand what the right wing is.
	You got to know what you're getting into.
	So you have this girl, she knows, she should know what she's getting into.
	She's joining the government, the United States government, and then blames the public for not liking her enough.
	And so she's suing for not being well-liked.
	I didn't thought she went away.
	I thought we scared her off.
	It's like, yeah, you should be shamed.
	You should be scared off.
	You suck.
	Your ideas are bad.
	You're not interesting.
	You're a feminist.
	And you're trying to censor Americans.
	So we don't like you.
	Enough said.
	That's really crazy.
	Also, it just doesn't feel like that should be something that's like super important in the world right now.
	Like if we want to sue someone for lying, how about we sue all the CNN hosts for lying about the vaccine?
	Why do you seem like you're up, have a gun pointed to your head while you're sitting there?
	I do have a gun.
	I don't know.
	I'm sorry.
	Sorry about my tone of voice.
	Are you tone policing me?
	Yeah, I'm tone policing you.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	No, but here's the thing.
	So enough of the Matrix.
	We've got to look at some of the funny stuff that's gone on this week.
	Major controversy.
	Hershey's comes out with the Hershey pronouns.
	Oh, I thought that was her book.
	No, that's Hershey.
	And Daily Wire comes out with a competitor, Hershey's Chocolate.
	And some conservatives get in public fights with Ben Shapiro and with Matt Walsh.
	Basically, Hershey decided to, for an advance of Pride, everything's got to be gay.
	Like I said, everybody's going to be gay in the future.
	They've turned chocolate gay, and this is the Hershey's chocolate commercial where they have a trans person.
	Did they learn from the M ⁇ Ms?
	No.
	Okay, let's see.
	My name is Paige Onstone.
	I'm the executive director of Wisdom to Action.
	We can create a world where everyone is able to live in public space as their honest and authentic selves.
	See the woman changing how we see the future at Hershey's Canada.
	Yeah.
	Of course it has to be a man to talk about women's things.
	Yeah, it's always men.
	Guys, push off.
	Push off boys.
	When are you going to let girls actually have a turn?
	Really?
	Right.
	No.
	I don't understand the idea of always using all of these types of people for always using trans women.
	They're disgusting.
	They make a whole big deal about doing with chocolate and we're doing it for the girls.
	Let's see you, sir, come up here and be the spokesperson for the girls.
	It's like, what?
	For real, though?
	Why is like the girliest girl a man?
	How is that the case?
	Well, I don't know, but I know that Daily Wire, this is where controversy comes.
	So Daily Wire, you know, yeah, Jeremy Boring coming out with his $2,000 Gucci tracksuit sweater, reminding you to support the Daily Wire, comes out, and they have a very genius idea.
	And I think a lot of people like to talk crap on the Daily Wire because like even if it's a grift and it's still funny and you can't blame a company for finding quick cash grabs.
	Like they decided to come out with a competitor to Hershey's chocolate.
	And I don't know why people on the right wing are triggered by this.
	It's like, oh, this is, you know, people are like, I see a lot of people being like, this is how Daily Wire says we win the culture war.
	No, this is not how.
	This is not how Daily Wire says we win the culture war.
	This is how Daily Wire makes some extra cash to buy Gucci sweaters.
	Ain't a bad idea, right?
	Day is upon us again.
	And I love an international woman.
	But our friends over at Hershey's, they don't even know what a woman is.
	They've hired a biological male to be the spokesperson for their Women's Day campaign.
	And they're calling that campaign, and I swear I'm not making this up, her, she.
	Her sheep.
	It's humiliating.
	And it's the reason that I'm launching Jeremy's chocolate.
	We have two kinds.
	She, her, and he, him.
	One of them's got nuts.
	If you need me to tell you which one it is, he's giving your money to Hershey's.
	But if you're tired of giving your money to woke corporations that hate you, and you're looking for a delicious chocolate bar from a company that actually wants your business, head over to ihateHershies.com.
	Okay.
	It's not a bad idea.
	That's pretty funny.
	No, that's good.
	Michael Mills cracks me off.
	I really like him.
	He has such a nice energy about him.
	But people say it's cringe and stuff, dude.
	You know what's not cringe?
	It's a little bit.
	Who cares?
	No, no, no.
	I'm going to take the – this is where I'm never popular because I'm not taking the mainstream approach to this or even the counter-mainstream.
	It's – It's this.
	There is nothing wrong with a company figuring out ways to generate its own revenue from its own products, no matter how corny they are, than having to work with companies that hate them.
	Anybody, even conservative or right-wing, it's very hard to find advertisers.
	You wonder why a lot of these advertisers are so cucked out and have absolutely the most atrocious takes on pretty much any major social issue.
	You know, in 2023, still inviting transsexuals on their show and promoting them.
	It's like you have to realize in the midst of that, where they're like, oh, yeah, I love a transsexual because they're trying to make money.
	So part of the way I feel like these companies, they lock their people down so that they can, you know, so they don't get in the way of their way to make money.
	Someone like Michael Knowles, if you meet him in person, very based, very open.
	Even his show is very, very, very, you know, open.
	Matt Walsh as well in a lot of ways.
	Not in all ways.
	They're not perfect.
	But it's like, if you can find ways that their shows can generate revenue without having to like, you know, align with, you know, HelloFresh or purple mattresses, good for them, right?
	Just good for them.
	Because it's like, oh, it's stupid.
	It's corny.
	It is.
	But guess what?
	If it makes money, that's one less advertiser they have to rely on.
	And we can help Jeremy Boring buy more Gucci tracksuits, which to me is the point of conservatism anyways.
	Yeah, I want a Gucci track suit.
	Me too.
	That's sick.
	No, I think it's like a great model.
	You know, like every time people get mad, like, oh, but this and that, well, why don't you go make your own platform?
	Or why don't you make your own product?
	Or why don't you, if you don't like it, don't buy it and go make your own.
	Okay, so they go and make their own.
	I hope it's good chocolate.
	Usually, I feel...
	Hershey's is already gross, so they don't have a big competition.
	Yeah, I...
	Yeah, Cadbury is my favorite.
	And if it's better than Cadbury, then, but I really do, I am a chocolate snob.
	So usually when people try to make like vegan chocolate or like healthy chocolate, it just is all disgusting.
	It doesn't taste like.
	Yeah, well, Matt Walsh got into a fight on Twitter over this.
	Yeah.
	Why?
	He got to fight John Doyle over this stuff.
	And they had massive disagreement.
	But I mean, I'm not going to take any side in that argument.
	I just want to just point out that people are arguing over this.
	This is like a big argument.
	And I got to say, and it shows that we're in a boring period of politics when we're arguing about chocolate.
	That's all I'm going to say.
	I think I'm going to say we're in a boring period.
	We're in a very boring period.
	I think maybe if people are feeling like negative feelings towards the Daily Wire because of everything that happened with Steven Crowder and all that drama, that's aside from the point, from a company, a conservative company being like, hey, look at this chocolate company that everyone loves, that it's an American company, Hershey's, whatever.
	And they're going gay and trans.
	So if you don't want to support that, we'll make our own chocolate.
	You can support us.
	Don't buy it if you don't want, like, it's not, no one's forcing you to do anything.
	It's chocolate.
	It's delicious and it's just yummy.
	Why was my mic over like this?
	Sometimes I never know where my mic is.
	Yeah, it was bothering me the whole time.
	Who's the time?
	No.
	Oh, I just didn't, I noticed I wasn't talking into it.
	Okay.
	Anathon, so that's the Hershey's dilemma.
	And I gotta say, like, you know, we're doing the show earlier tonight.
	I don't think we're getting.
	I guess we did it in the middle of Tim Poole's show, which is probably not a good idea.
	We might try it at 7 p.m. next week and see what happens Eastern time.
	Let us know in the comments if you want the show earlier or you want to keep it at 9 p.m.
	We just had to do it earlier tonight because we're getting some things in order next week.
	We have some things going on in the next couple of weeks that are very important.
	You'll find out eventually.
	But speaking of this, so you know, there's this huge debate where people are like, oh, why are you showing videos of black people beating people up?
	And my response to that is, well, crime stats.
	But secondly, also, white people do wild in their own ways.
	One of them is this weird infatuation with the modern hoe.
	I don't know if this is real or not, but I've read stats that there's a good amount of Caucasian women that are into this.
	And this was asked on a recent video if you've ever cheated on your boyfriend, and this was the answer.
	Have you ever cheated before?
	Not with another human.
	What do you mean?
	What?
	I cheated on my boyfriend with his dog.
	It was a golden retriever.
	I mean, how did your boyfriend find out?
	He opened the door and I was in the doggy position with his doggy.
	Oh, hey.
	Oh, are you crazy?
	Have you ever cheated?
	No, I looked it up and I found out that there's like a decent amount.
	It was like 3 to 6% of white women claim to have had a sexual interaction with their dog.
	This is.
	I just, I don't know if that's true.
	I have no way to verify that, but I don't mean ours.
	I don't think this video is true, though, because that is something that you would never, ever admit publicly.
	I can't play it here on YouTube, but there is very massive accounts on Twitter that are dedicated to dog human love, and they have pictures.
	And I've seen them, and I'm not proud, but they trend.
	And I don't share them on Twitter because I don't want anyone else to see them.
	But it's like, and it's like they have like six dog partners a year and two boys, and these are girls.
	Why?
	Why are you doing that?
	I don't know.
	It's disgusting.
	But it's true.
	Oh, my gosh.
	And they're proud of it.
	It's like dog human love.
	It's a bestiality.
	I mean, is it really weird, though, in 2023?
	No, is it really weird in 2023 to have someone be open about this?
	Like, people are open about anything.
	Like, next thing you know it, you're going to be weird if you don't like people pooping in your mouth.
	That's what we're headed to in 2035.
	It's like, oh, you don't poop in, you don't have people poop in your mouth?
	And you're like, no, I don't have people poop in my mouth.
	It's like, oh, then you must be a conservative.
	Anyway, it's gotten weird.
	It's gotten strange.
	That has nothing to do with anything.
	That's just a please quickly play something else because this is really disgusting.
	Okay, this is a delusional take.
	This is our delusional take from this segment here that I thought was absolutely hilarious.
	Like, this is when the left and the woke just end up eating each other.
	Do you know what I'm talking about?
	So this chick was like, I'm done with controversial takes, but I think men that refuse to eat P-U-S-S-Y should die.
	And then somebody responded.
	Did Haw?
	Because this is like an OnlyFans chick named Minks, right?
	And so she's like saying, like.
	The one that said you should die.
	Yeah, like, she's like, she's like saying, I don't like guys, because apparently a lot of Gen Z doesn't give, doesn't, doesn't give head, apparently.
	that's a thing.
	And so she's like, why are you sleeping with Gen Z?
	This is a Gen Z person, I think.
	Remember, they're like 25 now.
	I think Gen Z is like 25 or 24.
	Yeah.
	These are adults.
	These are like adults 18 to 25.
	Icon.
	Usually when you make a lot of bad decisions and it's your 20s.
	So then someone responded, though, the, and says, this comes off as incredibly homophobic, considering gay men are not going to want to perform oral on a woman.
	So you're trying to criticize men, but now they brought up a point.
	If you're going to criticize men for not giving a head or oral sex, then you're also being homophobic because gay men would not want to do that either.
	Yeah, you're not really thinking about, you're not being very inclusive in your thoughts and in what you're acquiring from people when it comes to the bedroom.
	So, yeah, that's pretty messed up from this girl for her to say something like that and to not be thinking about gay men when she's talking about straight sex.
	So, yeah.
	Yeah, that had nothing to do with anything.
	That was just a random, I thought that was funny.
	That's when they start eating themselves because you're like, you know, you want everyone to be more degenerate.
	You're like, come on, everyone's got to start giving oral sex.
	And then it's like, but what about the gays?
	And it's like, oh!
	So, you can't have it all.
	You can't have your kitty cat and eat it too, apparently.
	I don't know why this made me think of this, but I just was thinking of that video that you showed me yesterday of the man who got those little lips and washes.
	Oh, insect kissing kit?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So this is good stuff.
	The things that I walk into the room and I go, what are you watching, darling?
	A man with little lips trying to kiss different things.
	It's a kissing insect kit that comes with little lips that attach that, come out of your lips and you can kiss on a little string.
	Anyways, my fetishes don't get into my life.
	Yeah.
	Speaking of everyone being fat, though, I did have to include in the segment somebody being fat.
	Tess Holliday is back in the news.
	Oh, she's, did she survive anorexia?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So she's making a justification for why everyone's fat in the future.
	Like, this is what we were talking about.
	I actually do love the creators that do, you know, day in the life of a fat bitch.
	You know, like where they're like, this is what I eat.
	Because they're honest, right?
	They're like, I ate way to an all-you-can-eat sushi buffet.
	And I ate a full plate of sushi.
	We're talking about like 26 pieces.
	Then I had crab rangoons, meaning like 12.
	And then I had another full plate of 26 pieces of sushi.
	And then what happened when she went home?
	And then after she got home, she decided to relax and just have a little snack.
	She had two bags of chips, a whole packet of Oreos, a whole box of donuts, and she washed it down with some blue soda, a big bottle of blue soda, and a whole bunch of other stuff.
	She just kept going.
	Oh, and then two burgers after that, then two full-on.
	They were like turkey burgers, so they were healthy.
	Yeah.
	I do want to remind you guys, though, this is a big deal.
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	So Tess Holiday basically has explained, you know, she's always saying that she's fat, but she's like anorexic.
	She doesn't eat.
	It's not believable.
	You don't become a 400-pound hippopotamus unless you literally eat your heart out or eat the hearts out of animals and their intestines and the meat.
	I get this comment a lot, so let's address it.
	You're right.
	I do eat.
	And sometimes I eat a lot.
	And sometimes, like today, I don't.
	Would your interpretation of me and my perceived health still be the same if you didn't have that information?
	Would you still think that I was lying to you by looking at me based on the information that I just gave you?
	Yeah, 100%.
	What if I told you that I hadn't eaten more than one meal in the last three days?
	It doesn't matter.
	Mostly this time because of heartbreak and less because of an eating disorder.
	Would you believe me then?
	Or maybe, just maybe, it's impossible to look at someone and tell whether or not they're struggling with an eating disorder or if they're healthy.
	And more importantly, whether either of those two things are any of your business or concern.
	I share what I choose on social media and I always have.
	And some of it you're not going to like or understand.
	And I'm not doing it for you.
	I'm doing it for those that need to see it, that need to hear it.
	The internet is a big place, and there are going to be plenty of people that you can follow that suit your fancy.
	Yeah.
	So what?
	There's binge eating as well.
	So she can go a few days without eating and then binge.
	They do a big binge where they eat a tan and tan a tan a ton.
	But also she goes, oh, can you look at someone and tell if they have an eating disorder?
	Actually, yes.
	Have you ever seen an anorexic person?
	Maybe if they're at the beginning of developing anorexia, you couldn't tell.
	But someone who has anorexia, you can see their bones.
	You can see that they're sick.
	You go, it's none of your business.
	Well, actually, anorexic people, if they are not stopped or helped, they can die.
	They'll die.
	Right.
	And so they need to go into facilities to help them to not die and to eat.
	And it's a mental disorder, you know, to want to control the food or to be able to look in the mirror and be like confused and all this sort of stuff.
	And it's very dangerous.
	It's not just like, it's none of your business what I eat and how much I eat.
	Well, if it's someone in your family or someone you care about and you know that they're going to starve themselves to death or overeat themselves into having a heart attack or to death or whatever it may be, undereating is very dangerous and overeating is very dangerous.
	You want to be, you want to have a healthy eating thing.
	Not eating for three days, that's not healthy.
	Having one meal in three days, that's not healthy.
	So it doesn't, so she goes, oh, well, you think that I'm unhealthy because I didn't, because whatever.
	But what you don't know is that I actually haven't eaten for three days.
	Yeah, that's not healthy.
	That's not a healthy eating pattern.
	Well, the problem with this too is that people don't realize with weight, weight is a science.
	So I mean, it kind of depends on which track record you find.
	But you basically have about 3,500 calories, right?
	I think it's in a pound or I'm so confused with the measurement out here now if that's a kg.
	I think it's just a pound.
	Meaning, if you have a certain amount of input, of energy, you will gain weight.
	And if you have a, you know, a deficit of that energy, then you will lose weight.
	And so everyone always says, I'm not losing weight.
	I have a resistance to sugar.
	I have insulin problems.
	No, you're just not eating the right amount of food.
	And yes, whole foods do matter.
	You want to make sure that you're not losing muscle while you're losing fat.
	You want to make sure you have a high-protein diet.
	You want to make sure you have moderate carbs.
	You don't want to avoid carbs altogether.
	You want to have moderate fat as well so that you stay full and you're not feeling lightheaded with your fat and your carbs.
	You want to have those with your protein and that way you're not passing gas and letting them rip everywhere all the time.
	You want to have some balance.
	But realistically speaking, if you eat less food, you will be thinner and you will lose weight.
	And it's hard in this day and age.
	And that's all it is, the lack of impulse control.
	So do I believe you have an eating disorder?
	Yes.
	Do I think my eating disorder is anorexia?
	Sorry, baby.
	That's not the issue.
	And you're also a redhead and you have no soul.
	So if you could lose weight, I don't know if she lost.
	I'm actually redheaded, though.
	Yeah, I don't know either.
	I don't know either.
	I don't know either.
	Yeah.
	I don't know either.
	Anyway, moving along to some of the things that also don't make sense.
	This is the weird things that are WTF, just things that don't make sense.
	I've got to look at some of these.
	It gets bizarre.
	This is not really happy stories.
	Well, Shane Dawson, the popular YouTuber, if you don't know, like most gay couples today, has decided that he wanted to have a baby.
	So he used, this is from Eevee magazine.
	He ended up using in vitro fertilization IVF.
	And YouTuber Shane Dawson, he joked about the surrogacy process with his husband.
	Here's his history of sexualizing children and laughing at an infant being raped.
	That's a really intense title.
	But the key part about this actually was the fact that he was laughing that they had 12 embryos.
	They had 12 babies made.
	Was they were selecting about how they just killed 11 children in the process.
	This brings up the ideas of commercial IVF and the dangers that it actually brings and the way that it's actually expediated abortion.
	Because there's no other scientific evidence that says that birth starts at any other point, life starts at any other point than at contraception that you have the fertilization.
	That's when life begins.
	It says in the Bible that God knew us before we were formed in the womb.
	And it sickens me because I think IVF is, you know, while it was meant to be used for, I believe, from my understanding, for couples who are having a hard time getting pregnant to have, you know, in vitro, basically, this is the idea of in vitro in a dish, you're actually causing fertilization.
	It's not always legitimately a dish, but it usually is.
	And you have this development of the embryo.
	You have the blastula.
	You have this cellular division.
	You implant it inside of the body.
	This is why you can have twins.
	Sometimes you implant multiple embryos, triplets.
	It's very common.
	But the fact is if you implant multiple of those embryos, they become multiple children.
	And if you kill them, you're killing multiple children.
	People don't realize that IVF is killing kids.
	However, it appears Shane Dawson and his husband do know that they're killing kids and they think it's funny.
	I think it's all very sick.
	And it's interesting to see how we've come down this road like, oh, the original purpose for, I mean, I don't know, but from what you said, like the original purpose of IVF is for couples who, you know, are having a hard time conceiving naturally.
	Oh, so gay people, couples that are having a hard time conceiving naturally because they can't.
	Also, so not having a hard time.
	They're having an impossible time.
	Yeah.
	Because they're not, dude.
	Can we just say, can we just get back to that?
	That's part of what you choose for being.
	If you choose to live a gay lifestyle, if you choose that life, not having kids is one of the consequences.
	Yeah.
	And you know, we have freedom in this country to live lots of different lifestyles.
	Some might say we have too much freedom because we've gone from giving people freedom to be to freedom to proselytize and now they're pushing it on our kids.
	But we have a video.
	They're not pushing it on our kids.
	They're making their own kids to push it on.
	Well, that's what I'm...
	Oh, good point.
	Look at this.
	We have the video of this.
	So only two girls.
	I'm going to throw up.
	I'm so scared.
	And four boys.
	Wow.
	That's a lot of boys.
	Wait, that is funny.
	I wonder why.
	Your sperm made lots of boys.
	Wait.
	Wait.
	One, two, three.
	I have four girls.
	Four girls and two boys.
	So we're opposite.
	Why?
	It's so weird, too, because our babies have barcodes.
	Oh, my gosh.
	I have two girls.
	You have four.
	So that's six.
	Yes.
	I have.
	Four boys.
	You have two.
	Six.
	Six.
	Yes.
	How is that even possible?
	Now we have six boys and six girls.
	It's superbunded upon, baby.
	Okay, I'm curious though.
	I want to talk to our doctor and know, like, okay, of the four boys, which boy do we choose?
	You know, like, I don't like playing God.
	I don't either.
	No, I'm just.
	It's a little bit too late for that.
	the biopsies or the lab results tell them which spin the wheel and we'll put a barcode on each side i don't like playing god Oh, you just made 12 little humans.
	And now you're going to pick which one gets to live and which one and the rest die.
	But you don't like playing God.
	So, yeah.
	It's disgusting.
	You know, I could pop off on this show on IVF because of it.
	Do it.
	Pop off, baby.
	No, it's really what I have a problem with in today's society is that not only do we promote destructive lifestyles, which is an understanding, right?
	Like we just talked about obesity.
	We don't really know the causes of all types of autism, but it probably is somewhat external circumstances as well due to the technology we're using.
	Perhaps we don't know what it is, but there's introduction.
	We're talking about homosexuality, all these things.
	These are things people do.
	These are things people struggle with.
	People get fat.
	People get divorced.
	People kill people.
	People lie.
	People defraud entire things.
	White collar crime.
	They scam people on the streets.
	Sin and the struggle with sin is understandable.
	Romans 3.23 says, for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
	We all sin.
	We all fall short.
	And what's crazy is we've gone past the idea that, yes, we all make mistakes.
	Let's be patient.
	Let's have grace with each other.
	Let's figure this out to where we're trying to say that some things are not only good, but we're trying to circumvent the consequences for them because there's also consequences for sin.
	That's how we learn, right?
	So it's like you're a guy and you get married to a guy, and then you want to be a father, and you're like, I want to be a dad, and then you can't reproduce.
	You can't have a child.
	That's part of the consequence that God has made us to be fruitful and multiply that you're like, wow, this is really crappy.
	I want to have a child.
	I can't have a kid with my husband.
	What's the problem?
	I rejected my nature.
	Right, but that's what I'm saying.
	So it's supposed to kind of make you come to terms with your life.
	There's built-in mechanisms that God has put so that we learn and we make corrections.
	Okay.
	And so not only are they saying, okay, gay is good, you should be gay, everyone should be LGBT.
	Now we're trans, right?
	We're past the gay and lesbian-ness where everyone should be trans.
	But once you face the consequences of your actions, we should circumvent them.
	And not only should gay people adopt, but now they should surrogate, make children in baby factories and other wombs.
	And to me, it's like, that's not when you're just playing God.
	That's when you're also trying to play the devil as well.
	Because you're trying to create your own hellscape.
	And the problem is, is that when you change the foundation of the way that God created the order of life, you do always end up upset.
	And that's why God put reactions for our sins.
	There are consequences for our actions.
	If you eat too much, you get fat.
	If you get fat, you develop heart disease and diabetes and you die early.
	And you are depressed and you have hormone irregularities.
	And you start going on TikTok saying that you have anorexia and you have delusions when you're fat.
	That's a consequence.
	And so now they're saying, well, fat's actually beautiful and we prefer fat and fat is good and you shouldn't lose weight and fat is healthy.
	And it's like now you're like just circumventing the consequences.
	And it's scary to me where we can end up as a society when you don't not only don't have consequences, but you also circum, you find your way around them.
	It's a very tower of babble type thing.
	You're like removing the repercussion for your actions.
	And that makes me scared because then humans won't learn.
	Yeah.
	And there's even like with this whole Shane Dawson thing, there's something very beautiful about a man and a woman coming together and making a child together.
	It's her egg and his sperm.
	And together you've made something that a little child that is from both of you.
	And I think that that really can bring people, like bring a relationship together, a husband and a wife together and say, look what we created together.
	This is your son and my son.
	This is your daughter and my daughter, whatever it is.
	Shane Dawson, the baby that he gets, is going to be not even close related to this other man.
	That's not, it's not going to be that man's kid.
	It's not going to share his DNA.
	It's not going to have, there's going to be absolutely no anything to do with this.
	The mother, the woman that shares the half of the DNA, where's she?
	I don't know where she is.
	But you're having two men.
	So now you're having not even a biological parent raise and say, I am your father.
	No, you're not.
	You're some random man.
	I don't share your sperm.
	I don't share your egg.
	There's nothing about you that I share.
	No DNA.
	But we'll go.
	So how does that bring them closer together as saying like, this is our child that we made together.
	And so we need a parent together.
	How is that going to play out in the future if both of them pick their little babies, which is their individual children, which has nothing to do with each other and their relationship?
	So when it comes to disciplining or raising the kids, I just see there's going to be complications in the future because when you are a husband and a wife and you're planning to have kids or you have kids, you have discussions about, hey, how are we going to discipline our kids?
	Are we going to send them to a Christian school or this kind of school?
	Are we going to teach them this or that?
	Or how, you know, those are the things you do.
	But if I have a kid and there's some other man who's not the father of my child and he's trying to tell me, well, you need to dut it up.
	Screw you.
	This is my kid.
	And I just wonder about, as these two kids who have no biological, the kids aren't even going to be siblings, relate like biological.
	So how are they, are they going to parent them exactly the same?
	And what happens with custody with all these like, well, they actually the gay partner actually can lose custody whose sperm was not involved in the creation of the kid.
	I'm sure they could, yeah.
	Yeah, they can lose it and they can giving it into it.
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	So it is crazy, though, of that going on because, where is this?
	I also want to talk about a little bit about what our people have picked, what the SOBs have picked.
	You know, we have this new segment called the SOB picks.
	So locals picks.
	Remember, you can pick those specifically at locals.
	You can always drop them.
	And these stories were picked by you.
	And so if you ever don't like these stories, get mad at yourselves because you guys are the ones who chose them.
	Let's see what the slightly offensive backers had to choose.
	Alright, so it turns out autism's on the rise.
	Not the good kind, because there are good times of spectrum.
	Apparently, this is called the spectrnews.com, spectrumnews.com.
	It appears that autistic people are coming into their own as political players.
	It turns out that 70% of autistic people, this is crazy because I've talked about this on this show.
	That the LGBT, like, okay, there's a rise in autism.
	So you have this rise in bad autism.
	There's weaponized autism, which is good autism, and then there's just autism, which are people that didn't learn to weaponize it for their benefit.
	That autism makes you very vulnerable because you're awkward, you're strange.
	And I've explained this called neurodivergent, neurotypical, or neuro, neurodivergent sexual.
	We talked about this in 2021 about the LGBTQ community preying on people who were autistic, and it's called Autistic Gender.
	It actually started with Autistic Gender.
	And it's where you feel awkward, you don't know how to express yourself.
	And so, kind of like being asexual, you would find yourself being in the LGBTQ.
	It doesn't mean you're gay, it doesn't mean you're bisexual, it doesn't mean you're transgender.
	It just means that, you know, you're weird, right?
	You're queer.
	Just like you're strange.
	You're an autist.
	And I said that they were attacking them.
	Well, it turns out that in this study that they were finding, let me see if I can just get right to the point here.
	It was that 70% of people that are autistic of Gen Z are now turning out to identify as the LGBTQ community because they're not fitting in with normal society.
	And so they're told, are you weird?
	Do you feel a little bit strange?
	It's like, yeah, you're autistic.
	Of course you're weird and strange.
	That's part of your identity.
	Do you have trouble relating to people?
	Yeah, you're autistic.
	And it's like, maybe you are an LGBTQIA plus.
	And they've added a new gender.
	And so now as autism is rising, almost all autists are actually being an identifying a part of the community, which is alarming considering we just saw that now 20% of Gen Z across the entire country identifies as LGBTQ.
	And in some states, it's upwards of 60%, including certain cities.
	60% of Gen Z is identifying.
	And before you get confused, that's because I think I read that it was like 63% of that is women who identify as bisexual who have only had male partners.
	So it's not as big as you think.
	It's really, so you have a lot of autistic girls basically that are saying they're bisexual that are joining this group.
	It's autistic bisexuals that are joining.
	And that should alarm you because if autism is increasing, that also coincides with this.
	Pretty crazy story.
	You can read the whole thing.
	It's at spectrumnews.org that they're becoming their own political party.
	Says here she knows how important her victory is for LGBTQ community.
	She is the first bisexual candidate elected to Pennsylvania legislator.
	Almost 70% of autistic people identify as members of the LGBTQ community according to a 2018 study compared with only 30% of non-autistic people.
	So they said 30% of non-autistic people identify as LGBTQ.
	I didn't, did we?
	I thought the rate was, I thought it was 7% yes on Wednesday.
	Didn't was it 7.2% of the population?
	I don't know where they get these studies from.
	I have no idea what's real or not, but I can tell you that this is a very interesting story because this is reminding you that the LGBTQ are looking for people that are confused.
	That's why they want you fat.
	That's why they want you antisocial because it's not about being gay anymore.
	It's about a political party.
	It's a humanist control.
	Dude, to prove that it's not about sexuality anymore, and that's why they're going after kids and babies.
	Remember, there was Drag Queen Storyo for kids.
	Now they have baby strip shows.
	Oh my gosh.
	Is that asexual is a part of this?
	Like, dog, I almost said the N-word there.
	Dog, you're asexual.
	You don't like sex.
	You're not a part of a sexual community.
	You don't like sex.
	You're actually the opposite.
	You're in your own community over here.
	That's people who aren't into that shit.
	So how are you a part of A?
	No, they're saying you're not into sex.
	You're just autistic and/or have something strange with you.
	So they've grouped everybody in, and they also have like intersex.
	I've always said that intersex, that's a genetic disorder.
	A genital sex chromosome linked disorder.
	That has nothing to do with gender and sexuality in the like social sense.
	That is a genetic disorder.
	You're not genetically mutated if you're gay that I know of.
	I don't think there's any gene.
	These people are retarded.
	They're retarded.
	The whole LGBTQ plus community is for anyone who has any kind of thought or identity with any kind of gender or relationship to sex or sexuality whatsoever in whichever way possible, upside down, left and right, except if you're straight.
	But if you consider gender as part of your identity or your sexuality, then you're a part of the group, except if you're straight.
	So straight people who also think about their gender and also think about sex are not included.
	But everyone else, whether they are asexual and don't think about sex, but because they don't think about sex, it makes them part of a group that has something to do, anything to do with sex from any person, whether you have it or you don't, can be part of this group except for straight people.
	How does that make sense?
	We also think about sex and gender.
	Yeah, I don't.
	How come we can't be a part of a big group that includes every single kind of whatever deny boy, zippity doo-da, except straight people?
	Okay, well, here's the deal.
	And I usually do, as you transition, that's from the SOBs.
	I usually would transition into the yay category, which is now wins, like positive things on YouTube.
	I usually would play it.
	But as we're going to find out, the video is now censored on YouTube, so I can't play it on here.
	So I have to play it on Rumble.
	So head over to Rumble.
	We're now on Rumble only.
	We should be fine.
	We should have our audio on.
	I did want to bring this up because this was pretty crazy.
	So this is the wins, things I've seen.
	So you have to see it.
	I mean, this is things I've seen and I think are positive and actually are like a win.
	And this one is violent.
	I know it doesn't make any sense, so, uh, let's get into it.
	Uh, this next clip, because we have to be really careful on, uh, on YouTube.
	We're at a different time today.
	I call this man has been waiting for this his entire life.
	Some thugs decided that they were going to rob a gun store.
	I do warn you, this is graphic, so it's not actually funny, but this is a win for the boys because, you know, like, this is a gun store owner.
	He's been waiting for this moment his entire life.
	This guy's been waiting to be robbed.
	Like, you know, you ever met gun people at gun stores?
	They want to be robbed.
	They're like, please rob me.
	They really do want to use their firearm in a situation.
	They'd love to say that they wouldn't and they would back up.
	But like, this is a situation of clear-cut.
	It was justified to use your firearm.
	And nobody wants to use a firearm more than a gun store worker.
	And you know why?
	Because they'll claim that they're the ones who don't want to use it.
	And if you have to keep telling you, like, I hope to God I never use this thing.
	If you have to clarify that to me, I'm assuming you really, really, really want to use it.
	God, please never let me.
	God, don't.
	God, I see the opportunity.
	Don't.
	No, God, no.
	All right, here we go.
	This is not funny, but I'm sick.
	Oh, yeah.
	In terms of I do find this kind of funny because everyone get ready to close your eyes, I'm guessing.
	There's no sound.
	But they come in here and they pull out the gun to just boom.
	Look at him.
	Boom, Takes them out.
	This man has trained for this moment his entire life.
	I swear that was like, I know you can't see it in the corner of the screen, but that man trained for that moment.
	They pulled out a gun.
	didn't have time to pull out the gun before he already shot them dead that was a i try to understand where the smoke's coming from Maybe.
	Do they shoot a monster or something?
	I don't know.
	Yeah, maybe like an alarm, an alarm that squirts smoke into the room.
	Perhaps there's an alarm system that...
	I'm wondering if it's from the barrel, the gun, because I don't remember...
	I've shot a gun indoors.
	I don't remember there being smoke like that, but who knows?
	Maybe someone in the chat could tell me what that is.
	Yeah, great shot, right?
	Yeah.
	I think this young man who came in to rob the store.
	Do you see how cool he reloaded too?
	Yeah.
	And then reloaded.
	I don't know if he was as proficient in using guns or if he felt confident.
	Like if you're going to go and commit a crime and you go, I'm going to bring a gun to threaten someone.
	Are they going in thinking, I'm going to kill someone?
	Or it's the threat?
	Because most places, if you go into a grocery store or something and you hold a gun, people are like, okay, take the cash, whatever.
	But if you're going into a gun store, you've got to assume that the people also have guns and know how to use them.
	And I don't understand.
	I don't understand.
	That was our win.
	But also, I want to play a positive video because this is, I think this was a famous basketball player.
	I might be wrong.
	Let me know, chat, if Ocho Cinco, I think that was a basketball player.
	He had this really interesting take on materialism and capitalism because people – I noticed something different about Americans and like other people like Australians.
	It's like Aldo has been in a great feud on the internet trying to restore the right's ability to own Subarus, saying that – because Subarus are obviously traditionally only owned by cat-owning lesbians in the United States and Granola Boys, which are – Granola Boys.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, the kind of guys who are like, Patagonia is not mainstream.
	Those kind of guys that like they love to hike, but it's also on their TikTok.
	They have man buttons?
	Yes.
	Yeah, but it's the kind of guys that are like, I went out into nature, but they documented on their phone and put it on TikTok.
	You know, this granola boy.
	It's like their life's like a mix between, they're the ones who are giving granola bars.
	No, they're just outdoorsy boys that are like the same.
	They're just there.
	No, it's a, it is owned by gay, like, women, women, lesbians.
	Do they wear loose-fitting trousers?
	They're popular in tie-dye?
	They're popular in Portland, is what I'm trying to say.
	And he's trying to restore the community to be allowed to own them.
	Now, in Australia, people don't really, they don't have car culture like we have in the United States in the mainstream.
	Cars are very expensive here, extremely expensive, like extremely expensive, like three to four times the cost in the United States.
	So just owning a car in and of itself is a cost.
	It's also not weird if you're like, own a shitty car or you're like a crappy car and no one's going to give you crap for it.
	And Subarus are reliable, so people own them.
	I'm not justifying because I don't own one, but I'm saying it's not like the U.S. out here at all.
	And it does bring up a point.
	And I told, I wrote all of this in the internet.
	You know, it is interesting that Americans are very materialistic and shallow in the fact that like, why are we judging someone based on the car they drive?
	But it is in our culture.
	And I've been guilty of that too.
	Not like, oh, you have a crappy car, but like it's been proven like people will let like BMWs and Mercedes like drive without their blinkers and stuff, you know, or the indicators, however you want to say it.
	And we have this like this like this need to like to express ourselves.
	And it, and I've just done a lot of like self-diagnosis diagnoses while being out here of like people are not really materialistic out here.
	I mean, maybe in like the heartland of Sydney, but in general, they're just chilling.
	They care more about like community and people and going outside and hanging out than they do about having the nicest house or the nicest car.
	Yeah, there's not like a competition to try to impress your neighbor with, I've got the nicest this and the biggest house on the street.
	It's sort of, it's the opposite.
	We have tall poppy syndrome.
	So if you try to show off or you're, you know, doing better, people will pull you down.
	We don't like that.
	Yeah, also just so you know that.
	Stay humble.
	But also you know that too.
	Tall poppy syndrome is if somebody's like, this is common in the workplace, if you work with somebody and then they don't want you to succeed and they're mad you're succeeding, they go out of their way to try to destroy you in your career and destroy your life.
	And that's, I'm not a joking, that's tall poppy syndrome.
	Well, it's in the business world.
	No, I've looked it up.
	But it's more like you, if you got a promotion or something like that, you probably won't talk about it or whatever.
	People are going to be able to do it.
	Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying be humble.
	Yeah, but I'm saying this is where a lot of times like Australians overseas and different stuff end up running into problems because they're seen as like destructive.
	It's like a real, it's a real problem.
	But over here, it's like you, it's a, what does it remind me of?
	It reminds me of Japan a little bit, where like you don't want to stand out.
	Like people are not trying to stand out in Australia.
	That's probably why the COVID lockdowns worked so well here because like you're not really like shouldn't be going to protests and you shouldn't be like trying to disrupt society.
	Like you're kind of just kind of go with the flow, kick it, and it'll be all right.
	And just do the right thing.
	Excuse me.
	Hey, did you have a beer?
	I just found out that the, if you're under 25, also the alcohol limit here is 0.00 when you drive.
	So they're pretty strict out here.
	Anyway, safety first, always.
	Safety first.
	No exceptions.
	No exceptions.
	The rule is the rule.
	Everything's a rule out here.
	But he was explaining like, you know, they're like basically obviously wanting him to talk about his cash, his money and stuff.
	And he's kind of explaining like he learned early on that, you know, just because you make money, you don't need to flaunt it.
	You're not, what's the point of trying to impress people with what you own and try to show off?
	I just thought this was really good.
	He's a father.
	He's a big family.
	He kind of speaks to black, young black men and stuff now.
	And because 95% of our audience is young, black men, I thought they could learn from something here.
	I'm going to make enough money I can.
	Play private?
	I ain't flying private.
	Spirit.
	Put me on spirit.
	Exit row.
	Window seat.
	That's all I need.
	Long as I get from point A to point B.
	I don't need private.
	Athletes more so.
	If you can get to a point in your career where your name becomes bigger than anything you can purchase, there's your value.
	Wow.
	My name itself, Ocho Cinco at one point, even still to this day, is bigger than, why am I driving a Ferrari?
	Why am I driving a Rolls-Royce and I'm Ocho?
	Oh, we talk about jewelry and watches and chains.
	Never bought real anything when I was playing.
	Never.
	What was the point?
	I went to Claire's.
	Yes, for what?
	What am I doing it for?
	The women don't deal with you anyway because of who you are.
	Right.
	And then the other women who are really doing their homework, don't Google how much you're making already.
	Right.
	Why am I buying a $50,000 watch?
	$80,000 watch.
	What time is it real quick, please?
	It's 28 minutes to four.
	How much that cost me?
	It costs you nothing.
	Because time is free.
	So what I'm paying for for what?
	I'm Ocho.
	What's the point?
	There's nothing I can buy that's bigger than my name alone.
	So it made no sense.
	But everybody's caught up in image and looking a certain way and being rich.
	It's me.
	It's pointless.
	You know how hard it is to live like that all the time consistently and be fly every day?
	Jewelry.
	Listen, eras of rappers.
	Think about the era before us.
	Everybody was flashy, stunned, stunned.
	And after 10 years, what happens?
	They ain't flashy.
	They ain't stunned.
	Oh, you can't.
	It's impossible to sustain.
	It's impossible.
	People, social media, well, if I spend this bag, I'm going to just go make it back.
	It ain't like you think.
	And people, they think the cure and the problem, the fix for the problem is, well, give me more money.
	I'm going to be all right.
	But the more you make, the more you spend.
	If you have no discipline and no structure.
	Yes, absolutely.
	Every time.
	Yes.
	Every time.
	Well, just give me more and more.
	No, the more you get, the more you're going to spend.
	And people ain't going to listen because we are caught up in looking a certain way, living a certain way, trying to appease others who don't really care nothing about you.
	Just to say, oh, I got it.
	Wow.
	Well, shit.
	I got it too and ahead for almost 30.
	Yeah, I just thought that was, that was like, it was like, you don't hear that kind of rhetoric.
	And that's what the whole segment's about is just something positive.
	Like, dude, you don't need more money.
	You need to learn how to deal with your money.
	And you also should worry more about like making your name and building your reputation and doing these types of things or like doing something with your life.
	Like he did something.
	He's like, my value was what I did with my life.
	My value wasn't the watch that I wore.
	And basically saying, if I made a lot of money, what's the difference?
	Why would I spend $80,000 on a watch?
	I'm trying to tell time.
	I mean, I'm sure he probably owns, you know, maybe a $2,500 watch something that lasts a long time.
	It's waterproof.
	But it's like, I don't need to buy stuff to flex.
	I know the chat's getting all worked up about BMWs.
	I think BMWs are really nice cars.
	I think they're really cool.
	So I know some of you guys own BMWs.
	A lot of people that don't like BMWs, if you don't like BMWs and you could afford a very nice one, then I'll listen to your opinion.
	But if you ever don't like cars that you can't afford, then I also don't really care.
	Like, no, but I'm saying, but that's the whole point.
	He's not just like some hater being like, yo, you're a loser for buying a watch.
	It makes sense because he's saying, I could afford to buy any watch I want to, but like, what's the point?
	Because then I can buy a 50,000 watch and I make more money.
	I can buy an $80,000 watch.
	What's the point of money?
	Have discipline.
	Don't spend all your money.
	Relax.
	Be happy with what you have.
	And I like that messaging.
	And it means something from somebody who could afford it.
	Because it's easy to talk crap on an $80,000 watch when you could never afford to buy one, when that's more money than you make in a year.
	And I'm not talking crap.
	It's most people.
	It's just like, when do you hear black people being platformed publicly to talk about self-control, impulse control?
	And that would probably be better if we did more of that.
	Yes.
	All right.
	This next section is you.
	I saw all this stuff, so now you have to.
	uh australians are uh upset uh I'm pretty sure this is Australia.
	But is this the UK?
	I have no idea.
	Because a man made a disgusting gay man, decided to come after Jesus Christ on the news.
	I don't know if you saw this.
	He decided that he was going to make some Jesus jokes.
	Let me know what you guys think.
	This is the project.
	This is Australian, right?
	Yeah, that's what I thought.
	Okay.
	I was waiting for your help here.
	I haven't seen this.
	I just know that that man is on the project.
	It's a very lefty show.
	Yeah, this is pretty rough here.
	So this is public television in Australia.
	So I think it's hilarious when someone messages me and says, you have to accept Jesus' love or you will burn in hell.
	Because I love Jesus.
	I love any man who can get nailed for three days straight and come to the body.
	Oh my.
	So I think it's hilarious.
	You know what?
	This is where I don't know how I'm going to say this, but this is where I have to give some respect to Muslim people.
	Because if you talk crap about Allah, they will beat you up.
	Because how dare you disrespect God?
	And I feel like Christians will hear that and be like, well, you know, people can say what they want, but it's like, okay.
	I don't know.
	I guess so.
	Yeah.
	I'm offended.
	I'm offended.
	How can you talk about God like that?
	But I'm saying, you know, like, I'll be completely honest.
	I'm more offended by Shane Dance Dawson pretending to be God and killing and killing 11 children and pretending like it's a gamble, like spin a wheel to kill the children.
	I am more offended by that, claiming to be God than to mock God.
	There's no greater mockery than impersonation.
	But I do think that's where Christians, you know, the sort of like people go, oh, where's the danger?
	Christian nationalism is dangerous.
	No, no, no, no.
	Christian nationalism is not what's the danger.
	Christian libertarianism is what's the danger.
	Being a Christian, wanting to fight for your country and have, you know, protections and freedoms is what's important to protect your values.
	But most importantly, is like, we should, what are our values?
	It's like when we're like, well, we're Christians and we fight for a country so people could just mock God.
	And we just have a society where people just pick children and kill 11 others and do whatever they want and have surrogates.
	And no, we don't want people doing this.
	And Muslims are very based in that way.
	And they do understand the reality of a cultural sensitivity.
	I saw a video, I think it was from Norway, where a trans person gets mad at a woman for having a hijab.
	I'm going to play it.
	Let me see if I can find this real fast.
	A trans person tries to heckle at someone for wearing a hijab.
	Then all the Muslims come up and beat the crap out of the trans person.
	And that's when I had a hard time in the West figuring out if I want to be transphobic or Islamophobic.
	Because which one's better?
	You know what I mean?
	Because they were like just ugly trans person trying to tell a Muslim person, like, take off your job.
	We're not a Muslim country, which is true.
	And then the Muslims are like, yeah, but we're not a trans country.
	And they try to jump the person.
	And that's with Muslims as well.
	Or with you found it already?
	Wait, no.
	But they have a reverence and a fear of their God.
	And they're not going to let people come and disrespect their God.
	And I can respect that, even though I don't believe in their God.
	And I wish that I could be as strong in my faith and in my Defense of God, like you, this this man, not only is he mocking women, but mocking just the natural creation of how God has created you to be.
	So dresses up as a woman and then mocks the fact that he died on the cross and makes it a gay thing.
	And we're all just going to go, yeah, well, you know, that's pretty bad to say that, but whatever.
	It's like Christians are just tragic and weak.
	And I'm talking to myself as well because I feel like you, I feel like almost pacified where it's like, hey, you need to calm down.
	Don't be offended.
	Like even in the U.S. or whatever, it's like the freedom of speech and freedom to say what you want and, you know, let people do whatever.
	And so there's part of me that feels that way where I'm like, yeah, people should be allowed to say whatever they want, even if it's deeply offensive to me.
	But then there's another part where it's like, am I just going to sit here and not say anything while someone literally insults the Christ like that I know to be true and real?
	I don't know.
	I don't know, guys.
	What do you reckon in the chat?
	I just feel like I wrestle with this idea of letting people be free.
	I mean, if you can freely say, you know, make a gay joke about Jesus, then I should be free to do something back.
	Well, our country is in good hands because remember, this is a senator.
	Yeah, and she's still good about the.
	She's widowy doing the witty.
	She's widowy doing it.
	It's one of our senators.
	She's widowy doing it.
	So I really at home with her kids.
	That's Alabama Senator Katie Britt hit the Gwitty.
	She widowy hit it and does suis, veris suias.
	So I'm really happy about that.
	Anyway, I can't find the video, but I do bring that up genuinely is that there is this idea of a mocking of God.
	And, you know, like I've never claimed, I mean, I've been on shows.
	I've had worked with people who mock Christianity.
	I don't really care in terms of personally, like, yeah, go ahead.
	You're the one who's going to pay the ultimate price.
	But I also know in the retrospect, if we had a culture that revered Christ more and people didn't held people accountable for that, we might be in a better position.
	It's difficult for a lot of people to know where to draw the line there with religious freedom.
	But I don't think separation of church and state had anything to do with the idea of keeping God out of the government because God is the head of the government.
	And who is the government accountable to?
	Oh, the will of the people.
	No, that's not.
	Well, it's not accountable to anyone.
	No, they're not.
	They're accountable only to God.
	And if they're not accountable to God, then they're a rogue.
	And that's the position that we're in.
	That is the position that we're in.
	Yeah.
	Widow.
	Widowy, that's what we're in.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Just as you said that someone posted the widow meme.
	What?
	On locals?
	And that's what I said here about us being fat.
	I did mention this earlier.
	I did mention this earlier.
	But it appears that just eggs is now $3.94, which is less than a dozen eggs.
	So a dozen artificial eggs.
	They want you fat and disgusting.
	It's $3.94 for a dozen eggs.
	I don't know how to even title this live stream anymore, but Raw Ig Nationalist said, just wanted to let everyone know that a slurry of Hmong bean protein, canola oil, texturizers, and colorings costs less than a dozen eggs.
	That's what they wanted to do.
	successfully done it so they have actually created a world now where vegan just egg Right, but where vegan products are now cheaper than the real deal in the United States.
	That is crazy.
	That is ridiculous.
	I mean, I just spoke to someone that I know that's a pretty decently prominent reporter, and they work for a very large organization.
	They said they can't really afford to like, not they can't afford, but like they just don't even think about buying steak anymore because it's just like not in the budget.
	And they have a good job.
	They're single.
	They're not married.
	It's like, yeah, I just don't buy steak because I can have like four or five other meals if I don't buy steak for the same price.
	And a lot of you guys know that same way too.
	You know the issue.
	You know the struggle.
	You know the problem.
	It is really, really, really just eggs freaking.
	Everyone, quick, go and buy yourself a little egg-laying chicken.
	And I think that's the future.
	Everyone just needs to have chickens.
	Yeah.
	I really want chickens.
	Well, speaking of that, sometimes there are certain clips that we have to just observe.
	This is our next segment.
	Where we just make observations about specific trends without pointing out the facts.
	I got bronchitis.
	Ain't nobody get time for that.
	Ain't nobody get time for that.
	Ain't nobody get down for it.
	Ain't nobody get time.
	Ain't nobody get done.
	Ain't nobody get down for that.
	I told you.
	What did I tell you?
	Didn't I tell you?
	Cause I told you.
	I don't know if that will ever get old.
	Maybe it will get old.
	There is an interesting interaction.
	We're having actually an interesting discussion on this.
	There was an interesting interaction in a McDonald's.
	I said this is an appropriate response for when they ran out of Big Macs.
	Look away!
	Look away!
	Don't look, Elijah!
	What?
	What happened?
	Oh my god, it's nuts!
	What the hell is this?
	An appropriate reaction when you find out they're out of just eggs at the grocery store and out of artificial eggs.
	Okay, sorry for the titty flash.
	I didn't know that was in there.
	I didn't watch the whole thing.
	And I retweeted and just said, like, oh, that's an appropriate response when they're out of Big Macs.
	But also, apologies.
	Some of you are like, don't apologize for that.
	I do bring up the notion, though, that, so there's been this like this, this, it's really, it's really remarkable to me recently.
	There's been this like backlash by people that are my friends, by the way, and people that I enjoy, thinking that there's been this conspiracy spreading on Twitter that there is a conspiracy that right-wing accounts are being paid to publish black people fighting to make black people, to scare black people out of the Republican Party and to make black people look violent.
	I would refer to those people to crime stats in literally every major city in the United States to explain probably why you see that, as well as crime stats on interracial violence.
	But I did bring up the fact that I said, you guys realize right-wing accounts are not uploading these videos.
	Who's uploading the videos?
	And also, they're coming from accounts that are mostly like world star hip-hop.
	They're coming from these other accounts, which seem to be run by black people or are for black people.
	And there are fights with white people, but I got to say the black fights are the most wild.
	They're always the craziest.
	Why people do fight, but these black fights are crazy.
	Or these Hispanic fights, these people go crazy over crazy stuff.
	Like, I just watched this black guy beat up a clerk and then lit him on fire.
	It's crazy.
	I don't even know why we watch it.
	It's disgusting.
	But I'm just saying, it's crazy.
	There's also a real difference in the way that women have these fights and how men fight.
	Like when you see the boys doing the fights, those ones are really scary.
	These girl ones are just like just a whole nother level of crazy.
	But in saying that, I hope, girls, make sure we put on a little bit more clothes in case you're at McDonald's and get into a fight and your little bra gets ripped off by an enormous lady and your one titty flaps out.
	So that should be a lesson to every girl out there.
	Stop.
	Make sure you put a little bit more clothes on.
	You don't want to be relying on a tiny little strap if you're in a fight against an enormous music.
	The chat seems to have been very happy about that video.
	I wonder why.
	It was probably the Rock Johnson sister, the Samoan queen.
	That woman was, like, I wouldn't even fight that.
	No, I would be too afraid.
	I am 6'2 without shoes on.
	And I'm like, and I'm not, and I'm not going to get near that woman.
	Like, I saw this.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Okay.
	Literally, I don't know if I can show it, but it made me laugh because, okay, speaking of like an inappropriate, appropriate, there was a, like a flexing picture.
	I'm still confused on if it was, I had to have been a woman shirtless that was a bodybuilder because it looked like women's areolas, but it was like full-on, like, pecs.
	Like, she was like, was it Brittany Griner?
	No, it was like, it was like a bodybuilding competition, but it was clearly a woman.
	I don't know if it was AI.
	It doesn't matter.
	And I was laughing because it's one of these fitness accounts that I follow, but she was shirtless.
	It looked like a woman's nipples, but like a man's body, but she looked real.
	Like she was flexing, like in her bedroom or whatever.
	And then the comment said, it was like, boys, would you smash or pass?
	And then the top comment said, if this person confronted me, I don't think I'd be the one making the choice.
	It's just like, oh, it's like, I don't think it would be my choice.
	What's happening?
	I think I would be the one getting smashed or passed.
	Like, some of these girls are huge.
	Is my point.
	They're like units.
	And it's crazy.
	Some of them are so masculine, you can't even tell if it's a woman's body.
	Like, AI has gotten me so confused.
	And I'm like, that looks like a woman's nipples, but also some guys have, what's that called?
	Gynomastia or whatever.
	And so some guys, I don't know.
	And it could just be Photoshop.
	I have no idea what's going on.
	It's girls on Trend is weird.
	I'm sorry.
	Why are they, oh, like transgender's one?
	No, Trend.
	Like, girls that are like too into bodybuilding.
	it's like you don't want to grow that muscular like it's remember that one video we saw The girl that was so muscular that her butt became one muscle?
	Oh, yeah.
	And it connected with her thigh.
	And she just had like this like striated muscle butt.
	And it was like, I mean, congratulations.
	That's difficult to achieve, but it's disgusting.
	I always think about those girls that are so muscly that you can see, like, even when they're not flexing, you can see the lumps inside of their arms.
	And I always imagine, like, what if they go on a date and they want to put a beautiful dress on to look feminine and they've got all these big muscly lumps all over them.
	I like how people are now joining the live, like confused because this kit started at a different time.
	I'm sorry, guys.
	I know, I know.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	We'll try.
	We'll be back at the normal time next week.
	Maybe on Fridays, we'll try it a few different times and see what happens.
	But I also wanted to know if you guys would prefer on set of on Friday nights on Saturday nights sometimes.
	We just switched it up, whatever you guys think.
	Yeah, because so we don't want to go too late or too early.
	Yeah, we just don't know when you guys want to watch.
	We're not entirely sure.
	We have lots to talk about.
	And then also trying to schedule our lives around not wanting to stay up so late to do a show.
	Anyway, this is the last clip from the...
	So there was a chase in Baltimore.
	This is so crazy.
	By the way, this was a fatal crash.
	Police chase in Baltimore.
	Look at this.
	This is one of the most crazy things I've ever seen in my entire life.
	literally just in terms of police chases crashes in oh no oh no Was that a person he crashed into?
	Another car?
	Oh, that person flew.
	Slow it down.
	That is a person.
	Wait.
	Wait, where's the wait?
	That's a person standing on the corner.
	Oh, shoot.
	Yep, they died.
	It's a fatal crash.
	And then the building fell.
	Unbelievable.
	Yeah, I know.
	Oh, you're kidding.
	Oh, man.
	What in the world?
	That's Baltimore.
	And the police officer is just confused.
	Oh, my gosh.
	It's American Cities in 2023, unfortunately.
	It's American Cities in 2023.
	Is that why they filmed that movie Hathbray?
	Yeah.
	Good morning, Baltimore.
	Is it Baltimore?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Well.
	I don't have anything to say about that.
	All right.
	Let's get into some super chats.
	We have a super chat here.
	I don't know what that means, Blue Steel.
	Is that what?
	Wow.
	That's from your filter that you were wearing.
	Yeah, we put on a genuinely real filter, Kez and I did.
	Everyone saw it.
	Genuinely real.
	I think you look handsome in real life.
	I'm not attracted to that filter.
	We also have this as well.
	We'll look at the filters back on the case here.
	That's Kez with the filter on.
	Yeah, guys.
	So, wow.
	That's Kez with the filter on.
	We also have this.
	This is true.
	She would eat these.
	Would you eat Kez beans?
	Yes.
	I love baked beans.
	Yum.
	I love baked beans on toast.
	With some bacon, some sausage.
	Kez and I went on a nice little date last night.
	There's a nice little Italian restaurant around here.
	It's really good.
	Very good Caesar salad.
	And what did you always get?
	What is your posture you always get?
	I always get Cabanara.
	Cabonara.
	Chicken Cabonara.
	Chicken Cabonaras.
	Yep.
	And they don't have real bacon in Australia.
	They really don't.
	It's disgusting.
	It is real bacon, but it's just different because it's a different country.
	Wow.
	You have the sacred heart.
	Look, and there's a little helmet on the heart.
	Wow.
	That's so cute.
	Sacred heart right there.
	That is really nice.
	That is really nice.
	It's all from Doomsday Cracker.
	Wow.
	I saw this as well.
	They also sent this.
	Wow.
	I'm so beautiful.
	Maybe they're born with it.
	Maybe it's fake and gay.
	Yeah.
	That's why I said influencers in 2023.
	I know.
	We look like we're part of the Kardashians fans.
	That's a weirdest AI I've ever seen because that does not weird.
	I like how you look in person better too.
	Like this is much, this is much nicer.
	Like, I don't know what you guys think in the chat, but natural looking is so much better than whatever this is.
	Because it's like, you just pick one little, like one little sponge, and you're like, it's like, it's all gone.
	Like, that's a very weird.
	That's very weird.
	Good morning, Baltimore.
	Oh, yeah, look.
	I mean, put me in the chad Squidward.
	Oh, you guys are good.
	We got this one, too.
	Are you going to scroll past waving clown car without waving back?
	That is so good.
	I don't know.
	let me go over here real quickly um how do i now i can move this there There you go.
	Jay Con Ains said, you put the peanut butter on your private parts, not the dog, weirdo.
	Oh, and the Grey Ghost said, I weaponize my autism.
	That's good.
	Weaponize autism.
	Wow.
	We also have the George says, what side of the aisle do you think Kirk Cobain would be if he didn't get killed by Courtney Love?
	Ooh.
	I don't know who he is.
	That name sounds very familiar, but I don't know.
	He's an actor?
	No, he's a singer.
	I don't know much about that guy.
	The George says, I used to work for janitorial for the local school district, and I was cleaning a kindergarten room in 2015.
	This was part of the memory game the teacher had made.
	I thought it was messed up at the time, so I snapped a photo that I thought I had no idea seriousness of what I had found.
	Slave driver.
	I don't know what that means.
	Anyway, somebody also sent this, and this would be to Aboriginals in a letter to them.
	Yeah, to help them to try to defeat the colonizers, the wheel.
	Wow, that would go such a long way.
	Never underestimate the wheel.
	MJ is also in the chat and said, Hi, guys.
	Trying out dinner and watch was nothing short of disturbing, but funny as always.
	However, if you want to do a show just a little later, that's great for me since my opinion is so important.
	Haha, great show.
	Thank you.
	We do love you, MJ.
	We do absolutely love you.
	I don't think we have any rumbles in the rumble today.
	Let me check.
	I don't think we have anybody.
	As we found out, that apparently in Rumble, you can't rumble in the chat.
	I don't think this is the right time.
	So, whatever time we just did this at, which I think was eight o'clock, I don't think we're gonna do eight o'clock again.
	We might try seven o'clock or six o'clock.
	Oh, so earlier.
	We might try it, but I think later is still good for right now.
	Okay, but we'll try.
	Let's see in the chat right now.
	What do you guys think?
	Do you guys think 6 p.m. Eastern Time, 7 p.m. Eastern Time, or 10 p.m. Eastern Time, which is what we have in our case?
	He really skipped a lot of numbers in between.
	Yeah, I'm trying not to do it the same time as Tim Poole because he just has algorithmic favorability.
	10 o'clock, 9, 9:30, later, later.
	Everyone's saying later.
	Yeah, I think we get more viewers when we're later in the day, too.
	But I just want to check that out.
	Someone said, I like late.
	No, not earlier.
	What the fuck?
	Sorry, that's okay.
	Cool.
	All right, so we're keeping it late.
	7 or 10.
	Okay, so here's the deal.
	What I think we're going to do, realistically speaking, what I think we're going to do is like, when we can't do it later, then we'll do it earlier.
	Okay, so guys, if we can't do it later, then we'll probably do it earlier.
	No, I mean, when we can't do it later, we'll do it earlier, but never too early.
	And we won't do it in the middle of Tim.
	So like we'll start like 7 and have it done by like 8 and then do the rest on Rumble, the rest of the segments.
	Also, do you guys like having the broken up segments and the different topics every time?
	Do you think we should do all the segments every time?
	Do you guys think that we should continue to do the same segments each time?
	Because I really just enjoy doing this with Kez.
	Pre-record podcast return next week as well, which I'm really excited about.
	We have a lot of stuff coming up.
	But let me know.
	Someone said 7 p.m. PST, yeah, which is 10 p.m. Eastern Time.
	You retarded motherfucker.
	That stop ruining my life with your stupid shit.
	Okay?
	It's the same thing.
	I even decided I was going to attract a curse on this podcast, but you done fucked up, John.
	Oh, you made it all the way to the end.
	Country gamer.
	Stop doing that.
	I know.
	I know.
	And they said, yeah, format is good.
	I'm just trying to get your guys' feedback because we're going to go because at a certain point in about a month from now, there's going to like I'm bringing somebody on to help me and then we're just going to go like full on, like just hammer out, hammer out, hammer out.
	We're going to get hammered and nailed like Nancy Pelosi's husband and the man.
	We wouldn't make a Jesus joke because that man who made the Jesus joke should die.
	Well, he's going to meet his maker.
	And he's going to have to answer for his show is never the same.
	Yeah, so all this talk about time, you've never started on time.
	I'll just say, I'll just say, so you guys know, I'm always sitting in this chair, ready to go at exactly the time that the show is supposed to start.
	There's somebody who has never been on time to anything in his entire life.
	I will say, I want to leave the house at this time and we will not leave the house at that time.
	We once were so late to a wedding that we missed the wedding and were only made it for the reception.
	To be completely honest, I even had a doctor's appointment and the guy was like, he's like, hello, Elijah, call me.
	He's like, I just want to see where you are.
	And I was like, oh, why?
	He's like, I'm going to be five minutes late, actually, for the appointment.
	So if you could just hold up.
	I go, dude, honestly, I won't be there for another like 10 or 15 minutes.
	Never on time.
	I go, so it's totally fine if you're late to the doctor.
	If the doctor's late, then that's fine because everyone's chill out here.
	But also, because 10 or 15 minutes, I'm already not going to be there on time.
	So if you're late, I wouldn't have noticed.
	You didn't have to call me, but thanks.
	I feel like this is, for you guys who are married or whatever, I feel like there's always one person in the relationship who's a person who likes to be on time.
	And there's always one person who is literally incapable.
	I'm the kind of person that she says we need to leave by three, and this is me at $2.99.
	I love those memes.
	It's like me, my mom, we have to leave at seven.
	Me at $6.99.
	Oh man.
	We keep it good.
	But I do like just doing the end and just like shitting on your.
	I also want to know if you guys like just.
	This is such a good reason I don't actually have a job.
	It's a Friday and we're just like bored.
	So we're just if I had a real life job, there would be so much tension in our marriage when it comes to timing of things.
	But because I could just be a stay-at-home wife and I don't have to worry about that.
	Yeah, you know, and we have a really good life.
	I was going to say, so this is like a side note.
	This is a useless part of the show.
	I'm just going to keep going because you guys are here.
	It's a Friday.
	So might as well just kind of like, you know, play around a little bit.
	This is a segment called, what are we going to call this?
	We're going to call this.
	Use me.
	No, I don't know.
	We haven't even used that in the show.
	No, this is one of those things where I really, I've met a lot of people in this industry and they're really like not happy in terms of like not in a way.
	It's like they want to get married, but they're not.
	Or like they are just like get old and they you never hear about their spouse.
	You don't hear anything and they're just they don't really have good lives.
	And you meet some people who do.
	There are some people who really do.
	But the ones that do have wives or spouses that really just kind of like work, I mean, they don't work and stay home.
	And like if you actually can let your wife stay home and thank you guys for helping make that possible, as I don't really believe women should be out working.
	So bad, I don't know.
	I think women should be working at home.
	I think they should be working at home.
	And I do quite a bit of things, you know, for this brand.
	Like I do stuff with the GOP.
	I do stuff on the side with other companies.
	I do different things on the back end, social media things, et cetera.
	And so it's really, really works out well.
	But your marriage and your relationship is like a lot more enjoyable day to day when two people aren't working.
	You're not coordinating two schedules.
	And it also allows there to just be that sort of like, you don't want your wife under the authority of another man, right?
	You don't want some, she'll be like, you know, I want to be an independent woman.
	And then she's like all worried about what her boss thinks about her and the co-workers think about her.
	And all her thoughts are about like her position and status and prowess.
	And like, if you can just do one person working, it is a really great way to live.
	And I think it's the way that we were designed to live so that she could focus her work at home.
	And I do believe that.
	And I think it's a great way to live.
	If you can't do it and it's not possible for whatever reason, you know, you do you and people have their own reasons to live.
	But it does make me sad that I feel like men now expect the woman to work, which I don't think is good.
	So if you can afford not to, or you just choose to live in a way, so you can afford not to, right?
	You just change the way you live.
	You live in a smaller place.
	You don't go out to eat as much.
	You don't spend as much money.
	You don't have the nice new cars, whatever.
	You just kind of cut down.
	I think it's a better way to live.
	I think it's more enjoyable.
	And that's why I've always mentioned, like, you see, there's a lot of unhappy, even women in this industry, because they're fighting feminism while they themselves are feminists, which is crazy.
	They're unmarried, no kids, and they're like in their 30s and stuff, late 20s and 30s, and they're not getting married and having kids.
	So people are unhappy.
	But when you live in your role, you're usually happier.
	Random side note.
	Yeah.
	No, I love it.
	Women love not having to go to a career as well and making their house their career.
	They love it.
	I love that Elijah speaks for all women.
	But yeah, no, I believe it's true.
	I love it.
	I don't like leaving my house.
	And I have worked in my life.
	I think from when I was 15, maybe I had jobs at like grocery stores or whatever.
	And it made me very sad.
	Why are you laughing?
	Because someone said, bro, he gets ready at 2.99.
	And then someone said, Elijah's always late because he's perfecting his hair.
	No, but I am the kind of person that like I, even though I know it takes me 15 minutes to fully get ready, I still get up five minutes before.
	Like, that's just my life.
	Belma Weldon finished that.
	I've been following you since you were gay.
	And I just want to, since I was gay, we are still going.
	This show is very gay and retarded.
	Wow.
	And I just wanted to let you know you're way better now that you're not with the Blaze.
	I stayed loyal and watched.
	Slightly Offensive is back.
	I'm so excited about that.
	Yeah, we are.
	But we got to figure out, I got to put my new strategy into place long term because we got to keep going.
	I'm really enjoying that.
	My favorite thing has been just doing this live stream with my wife.
	It's been my favorite version of the show I've ever had in my entire life.
	Because just because things on the screen, you may have liked different seasons of the show better.
	Trust me, people are not what you think they are.
	And it's always nice.
	But Kez is.
	Kez is better off the screen than she's on the screen being she's sweet.
	She's just as sweet, but also she gets to be even more savage.
	Kez's humor is more savage than mine.
	Your human.
	She's in act.
	It's all in the middle.
	She's way more.
	She's way more savage on everything than she appears.
	She's the savage one.
	She feeds me my savage ideas.
	It's true.
	All right.
	It's just because I get to stay home and fester and dwell on all kinds of things.
	All right.
	And like I said, guys, I'll leave the chat open.
	I'm on locals.
	So if you want to go on to locals and you want to go to the chat, don't forget to support us at lijashaf.locals.com.
	We've been totally hitting our strut there.
	We've been having a good time.
	I appreciate you guys just, you know, being around and talking to each other and having a good community.
	If you're not at CPAC, you're probably doing better than most.
	And so I really appreciate it.
	Make sure you check it out.
	I'm going to go ahead and see if we can get this.
	Can we get this to play music?
	What is this music?
	Yeah, we'll just leave some chill music for the night and leave you out.
	Some rain and some sleep.
	Have a good night.
	Are you sorry?
	I'm a little sick right now, but I swear.
	When I'm ready, I'll fly us out of here.
	I'll cut my hair to make you stare.

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