Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - When Will WOMEN Take ACCOUNTABILITY For Their ACTIONS?

March 2, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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When Will WOMEN Take ACCOUNTABILITY For Their ACTIONS?

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	Well, the Tennessee cop that let the colleagues of hers run a train on her.
	In fact, she hosted the first ever cop-infested orgy that didn't involve black people getting arrested.
	In fact, they were the ones committing the crime, or so we have heard.
	Apparently, she says she was groomed as the head of the department to allow these black men to take advantage of her.
	Is this a woman escaping accountability?
	We have so many hilarious stories and things coming up.
	Better late than never.
	As she said, it's approximately 11 p.m. Eastern time in the United States.
	My guest today is Josh LaCash.
	This is another episode of Nightly Offense of the Live Stream.
	Let's get down.
	Oh, we have such a great time today.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	I'm your top 17 host.
	I know we know we have a really hard time when we end up starting this late.
	We had so many technical problems.
	It could have been a movie.
	It could have been a show.
	But I encourage you to follow me on Twitter.
	I'm joined in the studio by my lovely co-host, Kez Queen Fetus.
	Thank you, everybody.
	It's kind of a long applause.
	Everything's a little long.
	Yes, the dancing's long.
	The applause is long.
	It all just goes way too long.
	And there's nobody that appreciates the dancing more than our guest today.
	Ready?
	Josh LaCash.
	I love it.
	The dancing's great.
	All great.
	I love the applause.
	I love the confetti.
	I love it all.
	It's great.
	The pageantry is amazing.
	It is a beautiful pageantry.
	I mean, we can all be on the screen together.
	We can all dance.
	It is a Wednesday night.
	People made it to Hump Day.
	Congratulations.
	You are here.
	And hopefully you're not queer.
	But if you aren't queer, you've made it ahead of about, you know, 90% of Americans today, as we are going to find.
	Today, we're going to jump right into what's going on in the news.
	So if you want to know what's happening, we're going to start always with the topics that matter to you most.
	Let's talk about Lori Lightfoot.
	She retired and the insanity that comes ahead.
	Well, Lori Lightfoot, our favorite cosplayer, is back in the news.
	She retired and she's the first of women.
	And that's a questionable understanding of who she is.
	Is she a woman?
	We don't really know.
	Before we get into our main story, which is about the sex cop, but we can't get to a sex cop without the goddess of sex herself, Lori Lightfoot.
	Can I just get your thoughts on that, Josh and Kez, what are your initial thoughts on Lightfoot?
	Oh, that dude's a good-looking young, strapping young guy.
	Great guy.
	Really, really good-looking guy.
	I don't know what to say.
	I don't know what to say about this person.
	I don't know.
	It seems like the people on the left, I mean, I guess just in politics in general, but I look at her and then I think of Fetterman, and it's just like these are monsters.
	They're ghouls and goblins.
	Oh, look at how she joined us in the corner today.
	Like, how beautiful that looks.
	She lost her election cycle.
	I think she's been on some sort of a cycle, like a trend cycle or something, at least some sort of hormone cycle, like testosterone boosters and estrogen blockers.
	She lost as mayor of Chicago, which, you know, I guess that is pretty sad.
	I wanted to give a quick just ode to her in the Matrix to remember, this was the mayor of one of America's largest cities.
	This is real.
	So this was during COVID.
	She's out.
	During COVID, she dressed up for Halloween as a disinfectant cleaner, and she went around with her lesbian partner or somebody.
	They're all bunch of short-haired black lesbians running Chicago.
	And then she was called the Rona Destroyer.
	And I got to say, this reminded me that there's not a lot of hope for the United States.
	We've kind of, I would say, Josh, we've expired when it comes to sort of the degree or the store of actual hope that we have for our nation because this is pretty sad.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, look, I don't know anything about the race that took place last night other than the fact that she lost, but I don't think whoever's going to replace her is going to fix any of the problems.
	It doesn't seem like – and that's just – by the way, that's based off of nothing.
	I don't know who the people that ran against her are.
	I don't know.
	I know that there's a runoff.
	There's going to be a runoff in April.
	That's all I know.
	I don't know anything about the candidates.
	All I know is they're not going to fix the problem.
	That's it.
	That's all I know.
	My favorite thing about this is like, is that there's still such a woman inside of her.
	Like, you don't see grown adult men dressing up in things.
	That's what you would see like your English teacher doing to help you learn a lesson or your mom would still like dress up.
	It's such a, like, even though she's like a lesbian and looks like a very strange little man, she's still a woman at heart, and she still wants to dress up and give lollies out to everyone, even the guys behind the camera.
	I just feel like she's still just a girl.
	She's a good one.
	Girls, a man's face and a man's body.
	Yeah, like Blair White's still a dude, you know?
	It's just you can't run away from it, right?
	Yeah, you can't take it out of someone.
	And maybe that's why women shouldn't be in office.
	See, it all feels like a little bit of a joke.
	But I think that women, the way that they try to teach or give lessons or things is in such a different way that men do it.
	Like dressing up as a superhero and giving out lollies.
	Yeah, grown adults.
	Yeah.
	It's condescending.
	Like when an English teacher does it in sixth grade, it's not condescending because those are kids.
	But when it's a mayor of the second biggest city in the United States or something, treating us like we're in sixth grade, that's condescending.
	Right.
	Or even like treating your peers who are journalists or whatever and working just as hard as you and grown men and being like, yeah, have a little chalky from my bucket.
	And remember, get vaccinated.
	So, yeah.
	But I love it.
	I love that she's still going to put the effort into put a little costume on.
	I'm so confused.
	People are saying that we're on a different channel.
	I don't know what's going on, but I will tell you guys this.
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	So let's just jump into this.
	So speaking of accountability, we'll try to get through this pretty quickly.
	Everybody knows what happened.
	Maybe you don't know what happened with the Tennessee cop.
	Many people know about this story happening that the Tennessee sex cop Megan Hall claims that she was sexually groomed in a new lawsuit.
	A white woman taken advantage of by a group of black guys.
	Josh?
	Many such cases.
	Can you be groomed as an adult?
	Is that possible?
	Like, as a child, yeah.
	And that's something that we all talk about all the time.
	But I don't, is it possible as an adult to get groomed?
	Like, remember that sex cult where they would brand women or something?
	Yeah, Like, those were adults.
	Just, you know, you kind of have to own up to your idiotic mistake at some point.
	You know, you're not a child.
	It wasn't child sex trafficking or anything.
	So I don't know.
	Is this grooming?
	Can you say that you were groomed?
	Well, I don't know.
	Well, this is what it says here in the story.
	It says the Tennessee cop fired over her numerous sexual romps with other officers.
	I didn't know that's why she was fired.
	I thought she was fired because she was asking her employees.
	I thought they were doing trains in the office.
	I don't know.
	Anyway, the Tennessee cop is fired over numerous sexual romps with other officers, claims in a new federal lawsuit.
	What's up with these chicks filing chicks filing federal lawsuits, claiming to be the victim of something that they're not a victim of?
	This is crazy.
	In a new federal lawsuit that superiors in her department sexually groomed her for the risque escapades.
	Megan Hall, 26, who blamed a troubled marriage for her Randy affairs, claims she felt trapped and exploited in the midst of all male ranks of Laverne Police Department, according to her 51-page federal complaint filed Monday, where Ms. Hall sought role models at her new job.
	She instead found predators.
	Oh, here it goes.
	The lawsuit says Everyone's a predator and you're always a victim.
	This is how it always goes every single time.
	In a place of offering professional development, her supervisors and the chief of police groomed her for sexual exploitation.
	They colluded in using their authority to systematically disarm her resistance and trap her in degrading and abusive sexual relationships, even sharing tips on the best ways to manipulate and exploit her.
	The suit claims Hall, who had a history of mental illness, felt trapped and in an attempt to escape, she nearly killed herself.
	Where have we seen this?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	She's a cop, though.
	Right?
	Are you allowed to be a cop if you struggle with mental illness and handle?
	Oh, you have mental illness.
	Yeah.
	What do you mean?
	I don't think you have a firearm if you're openly suicidal.
	You're not supposed to have a firearm.
	Look, this is all pressed.
	This is all pressed so she can then launch her OnlyFans.
	Everyone knows that's what's going to happen.
	This is what they do.
	I feel like that, you know, there's also like, I feel like there's people in this world, right?
	That, you know, the political punditry.
	And I feel like, you know, maybe they do stuff like this, and then eventually it's an OnlyFans.
	It always leads to an OnlyFans.
	Trust me, I'm predicting it with this, with other instances, it's going to be OnlyFans.
	Well, and I think that's true.
	No, no, no, no.
	You can say that because what I was going to say is, like, dude, like, I was just talking to somebody the other day about saying, like, when men and women work together, this will always ends up happening.
	Even when men make mistakes, men get in trouble.
	When men don't make the mistakes, men get in trouble.
	When women make the mistakes, men get in trouble.
	Because what they always do is they go, I'm a victim.
	It's everybody else's fault.
	I can't accept responsibility.
	And this is what's going to happen.
	And this has happened in police departments multiple times with women who shoot.
	This is what, seriously, they'll pull the wrong gun out, shoot somebody, they'll kill someone and claim they felt intimidated.
	And it was the criminal's fault for intimidating them for why they shot and killed someone in a non-life-threatening situation.
	This is a common thing of not taking accountability for your actions and then causing problems.
	And the problem with lawsuits is you can sue anyone, you can say anything, and these guys are going to end up having to waste money even when they probably win.
	It's still bullshit.
	Like, that's why they do it.
	But if she loses, then she has to pay all the damages.
	I was going to say as well, before you read that article, I knew she had a husband.
	And I was thinking, you would talk, like, if the guys at work were cracking onto you, you would probably say something to your husband, like, hey, such and such said this to me, whatever, and you have someone, your husband.
	But if she's saying, oh, she had a troubled marriage, I wouldn't talk to the men in your office about your troubled marriage.
	You go to someone who you can trust.
	You don't go to other men and let them go, oh, you know, if she's giving the opportunity to say, yeah, things are not good at home, my husband and I, you know, all this sort of stuff.
	I think you've got to be smart about where you share your vulnerabilities, especially if it's in your marriage.
	You shouldn't be sharing that with your work colleagues.
	Right.
	And I also are men.
	I think, I think, but that's the whole point is that I also got to say this, as I've never understood.
	Why is it that all the girls at the center of major sex scandals that are pretending to be victims all kind of look like this?
	They all wear glasses and look like this.
	They have round faces.
	And that's just the key thing.
	All the fake victims have round faces and wear glasses.
	That's just what it looks like.
	Physiogny appears.
	Physiognomy check.
	Yeah, it's true.
	All right, next story.
	This is unimportant.
	It was unimportant.
	I just had to cover that because we had to get that going.
	Also, update in the Matrix.
	I don't know if you saw this because The Matrix is broken and it's still broken.
	It appears as though Greta Thunberg was arrested again in Norway.
	Why they always carry her.
	No, no, no, no.
	Elijah, you got it wrong.
	She's asleep.
	They were just carrying her out.
	She was asleep.
	Look, she got tuckered out.
	She's all tuckered out, and they're like, oh, we're going to take her to her hotel in a, what's it called?
	In a green manner.
	They're not driving a car.
	They're walking her to her hotel.
	That's as green as it can get.
	So that's just how it is in Europe.
	Look, look, we're in the United States.
	I mean, we're not in the United States right now, but we're Americans.
	And, you know, that's not our custom.
	But I guess that might be in Germany or wherever.
	All those countries are the same, right?
	Globalism.
	In their custom, it's a nice thing to do for a young woman.
	I'm just riffing.
	You have to stop me.
	You have to stop me.
	Well, the question is, we voted into the corner.
	Let her go.
	But this is also not any different.
	She's been in custody, I think, since she's been about 12.
	And she's been in custody of global elite organizations and paraded around.
	That's Ukraine, right?
	No.
	Where was that?
	Back a little bit.
	You have to go back.
	No, the flag.
	She's like holding a flag.
	What is that?
	Oh.
	What is that?
	Is that like the new gay flag?
	What is that?
	That might be like indigenous people.
	Someone in the chat let me know.
	Do you know what that is?
	Yes!
	Yes!
	And that's rude.
	They're chanting.
	She's trying to sleep.
	She's tired from activism, and they're all just chanting at her.
	Like, guys, I know that you love her, but let her rest a little bit.
	Like, have some respect.
	I wonder when she'll take accountability.
	Like, I don't, that's what I'm going to say is like, she.
	You know what?
	she's insane she got a i do like the fact that she's autistic though because what she's done for all autistic people is better than what she's done for the climate in the fact that she's shown if you have autism you can just use it and say like well i have autism and people have to get people have to put up with your shit I mean, and that really, really all she's done is help the discipline.
	Autistic people are changing the world.
	Well, autistic people struggle a lot.
	I mean, autism is real.
	People joke about it, but autism also causes real problems.
	You lack social ability to relate to social cues.
	You have genuine problems.
	And when you see someone like her, you can see that she exhibits all the symptoms of climate change, or also known as autism.
	And I mean, I feel bad because she's really just being taken.
	She is taken advantage of.
	She should file a lawsuit against the UN.
	She's taken advantage of.
	And her parents.
	She's like a child actress.
	Yeah.
	You know, she's like Macaulay Culkin.
	But I don't know.
	I mean, maybe she's happy.
	Maybe she's getting really rich off of this.
	We got to find out her net worth.
	Someone has to do that digging because I feel like she's probably made a ton of money.
	Like Al Gore.
	Al Gore made a ton of money.
	He's probably super happy he never became president because he made like a billion dollars by not becoming president.
	Wow.
	She's probably making a ton of money.
	He was the vice president, though.
	For anyone who's Gen Z here and doesn't know that, he was technically in power.
	But that's why Kamala wants to be vice president as well because it's more about the money and the access it brings you because of the allies that you have.
	And she sucked a lot of dick to get where she is.
	So good for her.
	She did.
	Good for her.
	She did.
	She's not taking any accountability, is she?
	I don't know.
	No, but also she has imposter syndrome.
	Kamala.
	She knows she shouldn't be there.
	She flounders every time she gives a speech.
	It's all nonsense.
	I mean, if we're talking about kindergarten teacher level stuff, that's what she's, you know, that's her.
	Yeah.
	That's her trademark.
	She doesn't give boss babe vibes.
	No.
	And the last story, though, in terms of the Matrix and checking in, I just wanted to, this is an honorable mention.
	It was just the anniversary of Waco in Texas where they killed multiple families and burned them alive.
	And the ATF, if you don't know about Waco, then just go watch.
	That Netflix series is decently accurate.
	I mean, it's not obviously not this dramatized.
	It's not perfect, but essentially, right, this is just a family that had a weird religious type cult.
	They weren't posing any threat, especially being in Texas, and then they burned them alive and they started killing them, and they claimed that they shot first.
	I don't believe it.
	But the ATF had a memorial for their ATF agents who were killed in Waco after they murdered 80, while they were in the process of trying to murder 80 children and mothers and fathers inside of their home.
	They held a memorial for themselves.
	And I just reminded people that the government will come to your house, murder you and all of your family, and then hold a memorial for itself.
	9-11 also being a good example.
	But they'll literally murder you all and then claim that they're the victims.
	And I don't know what I think about that.
	You're putting me on the spot there.
	I guess it would be like if the Taliban put, like, made a memorial for George W. Bush or something.
	And like, you know, it's like a weird thing.
	It doesn't really make any sense.
	Yeah, I am not entirely sure.
	I mean, and I obviously don't imagine all the ATF's, you know, agents that died were probably, you know, totally in the loop and knew what was going on.
	But that's one of the huge problems of government.
	Oh, wait, yeah.
	This is what it's going to be.
	Sorry, sorry to cut you off.
	But this would be like as if in January 6th, they made a memorial for all the officers who had a heart attack.
	That's what this would be like.
	And they ignore Ashley Babbitt and ignore the Jan Six prisoners, but they would make a memorial for the officers who had random heart attacks after and then blamed it.
	They have done that, though.
	I know you're being ironic because they did do that.
	They had a whole memorial recently.
	No, but like where they did they really?
	Yeah, they had a memorial service and they mourned the multiple officers that were killed that day, Biden said.
	So you see, that's what they do.
	That's what they do.
	And they gave an award officer.
	No, they gave an award to the officer's family who was killed by the Nation of Islam guy that slammed his car into the barrier like a month later or two months later.
	They said that he died on January 6th in front of his family.
	They said this and then gave them an award and the family was on board with it.
	It makes you wonder.
	It really does how the government can hold its own memorials for itself after murdering you.
	I don't, I mean, that's also like them, you know, reminding you about COVID when they're the ones who killed you.
	I wish I could get an award every time I picked a fight with you and lost.
	And then you have many, many, many, many.
	I'm just kidding.
	I lose.
	You never really win when arguing with a wife.
	You don't start the argument.
	But I wish I got an award and a ceremony and everyone could come and acknowledge.
	Is this something like private between you guys?
	Hey, at least today I didn't put you in the middle of us.
	At least I didn't put you in the middle of us today.
	Remember last time I put you in the middle?
	And you were like, I feel you were in the middle of us.
	He was in the middle of us.
	I don't remember.
	That was someone else.
	No, everyone's been in the middle.
	So I switched it permanently.
	Every time that you're on, you're in the middle of us usually.
	And now I've switched the buttons.
	So now you're on the right because people felt uncomfortable when her and I are like this looking at each other.
	And then you're just in the corner.
	I think that was...
	That was Malcolm that told me to change it.
	But I decided to change it because it's been very awkward.
	Anyway, okay, enough of the news stuff.
	we got to talk about some funny shit because speaking of women not taking accountability can we talk about parking uh Parallel parking.
	Can we talk about driving?
	I said this to Kez and I said, I reminded Kez that I don't know if your wife's like this too, but they think that the rims on a car are like bumpers on a bowling alley.
	They're just there to like, you know, like kind of like keep the car.
	I don't let my wife drive.
	I drive.
	Okay, so do I.
	But do you want to know the, but that's my point, is that there's occasions where they go drive.
	The thing is, they think you're being nice and making them your passenger princess, but you're really just scared for your life.
	So you just like, you just keep them in the passenger seat.
	All I'm going to say is, babe, what happened?
	I drive 99.9% of the time.
	Then you went one time to go visit your time to go visit your family, and you just went, I'm going to go visit my family.
	What happened with the car the one time you drove recently?
	I got a speeding fine.
	Lost three points and $400 fine.
	Oh, no.
	It is what it is.
	It is what it is.
	Do you know how to drive?
	Do you know how to drive manual?
	Yeah.
	Because I do, yeah.
	Oh.
	Elijah, why'd you let her learn?
	That's all they drive in.
	Everyone can drive manual in Australia.
	Our car is automatic, though.
	Okay, so the trick here is that the car here is stick shift and she doesn't know how to drive sticks, so I have to drive all the time.
	So we're good.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's the trick.
	Okay, well, I thought this was the best clip ever because this was, I don't remember what show this is from.
	I just pulled the clip, but it did make me laugh because I think they're just trying to teach women how to drive.
	And so, when we talk about the music, I like how the guy in the passenger seat just stands.
	I'm not going to remember the first time you tell me.
	Alexis can't remember to use her mirrors.
	Oh, God.
	No kind of.
	She can't remember to use her backup camera.
	And Alexis can't remember to quiz getting to gas.
	Sorry, sorry, sorry.
	No, no, wait, no, I'm good.
	I didn't see that.
	Oh!
	It's the lack of care that really kind of amazes me in the museum.
	This is how I drive.
	I love how it goes from like just getting mad and then saying, realizing that she's screwed up and then saying, hey, I didn't see that.
	Then to like, then them just pointing out the fact like she's just ignoring the obvious, not even using her mirrors, and she's pressing the gas.
	She's more flustered.
	The more flustered she gets, the more difficult it is going to be.
	I feel bad for the Mustang.
	It's a pretty nice car.
	Yeah, well.
	So, what my nine men?
	I have so many dreams in my dreams that I'm just like driving and just like wow, really?
	Do you really?
	Yeah, it's like one of the top reoccurring dreams that happened where I'm like, oh, I got to get away.
	And the more that I try to drive, the more out of control the car gets.
	Just I never die, but yeah, I always am just like real fast.
	People say to share links.
	If you want to watch these, these are all on my Twitter.
	You can just go to my media.
	Pretty much every video I show on here, I usually share on Twitter first, and then I just rip it up.
	Instead of having to download, I just rip it off my Twitter.
	So you can check that out, Elijah Schaefer.
	And don't forget, you can also be following Josh here.
	And you can follow Josh's gumroad.
	This is an interesting time to let you know if you don't want to be driving like this and you want to be changing your life, Josh.
	You have a new manual for life out, right?
	And your gumroad link in the description.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So I have a manual.
	It's for young men to fix their lives.
	And I made it as short and concise as possible.
	And people love it.
	I've sold like 330-something copies so far in a month.
	It's digital.
	It's a digital manual.
	So actually, that's good.
	You get it instantaneously and then you can start fixing your life right away.
	I'm going to make a sequel to it called Mansplaining.
	No, what am I going to call it?
	Something like the manual, but you know what?
	I ruined it.
	I wrote it down.
	I ruined it.
	But it's basically for women.
	The next one's going to be for women, and it's going to be me mansplaining to women about how they can fix their lives.
	Oh, wow.
	But this one's just for men.
	So if you're a female, do not buy it.
	Except if you have like kids or something.
	And then you're like, oh, I don't want my son to watch porn.
	Hint, I'll buy him this.
	I won't even have to talk to him about that.
	So that's a good way to do it.
	Yeah.
	And subscribe to the show.
	We'll keep doing plugs.
	I do want to say, because he'll give corrections.
	So he has advice for men, which is our next clip that I want to say is our advice was the Wakanda Fire Department.
	Oh, yeah, this is great.
	This actually is really making fun.
	Oh, God.
	And did you see the one that someone commented underneath this one?
	No.
	Where they're pushing a truck, and then the guy's in the bed of the truck.
	There's a guy in the bed of the truck pretending like he's pushing the car as well.
	You didn't see that?
	No, but that's not.
	I like it.
	It's like when they're just trying to find the clip.
	All right, there you go.
	It doesn't work.
	Let me see if I can find it.
	They never gave up.
	Yeah, it was really good.
	They never made it through the hole, but they never stopped trying.
	Here it is.
	I found it.
	Oh, that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So, okay, let's see.
	All right.
	That one.
	Well, it helped me.
	He's helping.
	And also, look, look, pushing.
	Push.
	Here we go.
	Levels of autism, you know, they didn't get the...
	They didn't get the fuel kind.
	They got the sad kind, you know?
	I don't know.
	It's depressing, but it's kind of cute.
	It's cute.
	You know, Chad said it's Biden's emergency team.
	Hey, they're trying to help East.
	They're on their way to help East Palestine.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah, that's exactly.
	That's Pete Buddha Judge right there.
	He's pushing, he's pushing trade.
	Oh, okay.
	I gotta cut.
	I gotta cut that.
	All right.
	Next thing on the lull.
	That felt racist.
	Was this racist?
	Was that racist?
	I wasn't thinking about race at all.
	Well, speaking of.
	I was thinking about problem-solving skills.
	Something that might be kind of racist.
	Okay, is this clip racist?
	Was this clip racist?
	This is so good.
	Sneeko posted this one actually.
	And I thought this one's awesome from Fresh and Fit.
	We're going to watch a couple clips from some shows that I like to watch and some friends here.
	So Sneeko, who we've had on this show, got involved in this conversation, and I can't help but laugh at it.
	Ladies name three countries outside of U.S., Canada, Mexico.
	Jamaica, Europe, Bubai.
	Good job.
	Asia.
	Asia.
	Okay.
	That's the only country you know is Asia.
	No, that's not the only country.
	So the other countries you would have said are Europe and Dubai.
	Yeah, well, Europe.
	You're 30, by the way.
	Yeah, I am.
	Australia.
	Okay, London.
	Okay.
	What's the capital?
	What's the capital of London?
	Got it.
	Ladies, name three countries.
	It's so brutal.
	Sneeko's like turning into the new Andrew Tate.
	Have you noticed?
	Yeah.
	Like his manner And the way he speaks, and he's basically stealing Andrew Tate's thing.
	I'm not mad, though.
	Well, they're good friends.
	They're good friends.
	So, like, I feel like that, okay, I'll bring up an example, though, and this is the kind of difference I mean, is that you could say he's stealing it, or you could say that Andrew Tate's philosophy is true and he lives by it, that you want to have a good network of guys that try to bring you up to their level.
	And Andrew Tate would be, if your goal was materialism and like getting bitches and like having a bunch of money, like if that's that's not everybody's goal, I don't think that's the best way to live, but we're guys, I get it.
	But sometimes they also, but remember, like even King Solomon went through moments too where he was a good guy, and he went after he there was a time where he went after money, a time where he went after alcohol, a time where he went after partying, a time where he went after materialism, a time where he went after women, and then he wrote Ecclesiastes and said he realized it was all vanity.
	It was all nothing.
	It was like chasing after the wind.
	But sometimes as men, you have to go through hard seasons.
	You've got to go through challenges.
	And that's why we live in a very feminine society: it's like, everything's got to be perfect and clean and right.
	And it's like, no, you're allowed to make mistakes.
	You're allowed to have difficulties.
	You're allowed to mess up.
	And so maybe, maybe, and maybe that will be used to your benefit in the future.
	And it should be if you follow God.
	And so like, Sneeko may need to chase that and may need to pursue that.
	And then probably once he gets it, he'll learn, hey, that's not the answer to life.
	And I bet you Tate's learning that in prison right now, too.
	That he would probably much rather have a loving wife sitting behind him.
	I think he's actually married.
	Maybe he does, actually.
	But meaning when you mess with the bitches and hoes, they turn on you and they try to destroy your life.
	Even if you don't mess with them, if you just surround, if you have women in your life, the chances of problems are 100%.
	And Tate's learning that.
	And maybe Sneeko will learn that too.
	And I'm just saying, but you got to let men be on a journey.
	Yeah, no, totally.
	But I'm also talking about his mannerisms.
	I think he completely shifted the way he talks and even the hand gestures.
	It's all Andrew Tate.
	It's kind of like Ron DeSantis trying to become Trump, but it's not going to happen, Ron.
	Ron, it's not going to happen, okay?
	You got to quit.
	You got to quit while you're headed.
	It's going to be a bad time for you in 2024.
	Ron, dude, can I just say one of my favorite things ever is watching Alex Brusowitz fight on Twitter with like John Cardillo and these guys fight.
	And like Alex Brusowitz is such a troll and he cracks me the freak up.
	Like he'll just like take a picture of like Ron DeSantis' shoes and go, what are those?
	And then all Ron DeSantis' people are like, what an immature twerp you are.
	And then he takes a picture of one of them.
	And I like all these people, by the way, I know.
	I'm not like you.
	I've worked in this industry.
	I've known all these guys.
	Dave Reboy, John Cardillo, these are all, these are all really nice people, really, really, really intelligent.
	And so I'm not taking anyone's team here, but I do think it's funny to watch grown men petty fight on Twitter.
	And it's like, and they'll post a fat picture of the other one and be like, broad department check and like just talking shit.
	It's like the good old days, man.
	The good old days.
	I don't know where you're at.
	I'm not like, I think it's too early to get on like this, like fighting between Ron and Trump when Ron hasn't even, I don't know.
	There.
	The thing is, there isn't going to be a fight.
	Like, Trump is going to win.
	That's just what – I don't know about the general election because they stole 2020, but I'm talking about with the Republicans.
	It's – Everyone's running for VP.
	That's what's happening.
	Nikki Haley is running for VP.
	The Indian guy who helps you with your bank when you have a problem with your bank.
	Vivek, something, that guy running for VP.
	The guy over in the World Economic Forum?
	Yeah, that guy.
	Yeah.
	He's the customer service guy, right?
	Yeah.
	He's the customer service guy at Chase.
	Wow.
	He's the guy I yell at.
	Yeah.
	By the way, I do have to give a disclaimer since we're still on YouTube that they say that the 2020 election was not stolen.
	No, it wasn't.
	No, it wasn't stolen.
	But I misspoke.
	But no, what I want to say is they're so confident that they don't allow you to question it.
	But you can have your own opinion.
	That's why we're on Rumble.
	So reminding you guys, make sure that you will be on Rumble.
	The second half of the show is on Rumble only.
	So make sure that you subscribe to Rumble.
	Make sure you hit locals.
	Don't forget that that's where we're at.
	But guys, I'll make an announcement as we jump through this.
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	Well, I'm not selling you weed here.
	No, we just trash you guys.
	We just trash you.
	Don't do that.
	I was going to say the F-word, the gay F-word.
	I was going to say it, but we're on here.
	All right.
	I love this video.
	This is from the Whatever podcast.
	We've had a couple of these guys on the show before recently, which I really did love.
	But I love this clip.
	They're having some really viral clips.
	This is really a great podcast.
	They have this black girl that could not believe that she could be a racist.
	She was like dumbfounded.
	Watch this.
	No, f the pigs.
	Because the institution they support is inherently racist and profiles.
	Black and brown Americans, especially, throws them into jail, which is a continuation of the slave trade.
	Essentially, people are working in prisons for less than minimum wage, making pennies and dimes, and it's unfair.
	And that's what you contribute to if you're a cop.
	My question to you is: I disagree with you on white boy.
	That's a bit racist.
	Oh, my God.
	No, you're one of those.
	How can you be racist against?
	And I'm also half-minded, so like, how can I be racist against you?
	You don't think you can be racist towards someone who's white?
	No, I don't, because you've never experienced racism in history.
	White people haven't experienced racism.
	One of the experiences.
	What's your definition of racism?
	I'd say basically like the persecution in any type of way that leads to the downfall of just like someone's life.
	Would you date a police officer?
	Oh, Josh.
	I mean, we don't need even the huge response to that, but I mean, I don't know.
	They do get the creme de la creme of women in Santa Barbara.
	Like, they have a million clips a week, this podcast, with like the dumbest women.
	Dogs.
	Don't you know LA?
	Don't you know Santa Barbara's just like a couple hours north of LA?
	So as long as you pay their hosts, you can get LA girls.
	There's over 10 million people.
	I mean, there's the dumbest hoes are in LA 110%.
	It's a really good, it's a really good format for a show.
	I mean, they really figured out how to become massive popular.
	How long has that show been on?
	For a couple months or something?
	No, This is a huge YouTube channel, like 3.8 million subscribers that's been around for.
	No, but that specific show, that specific show.
	I don't know.
	I don't know the timing, but I know that he's like an insanely viral, popular YouTuber who's brilliant.
	And he is like, I've been watching him for like maybe I have to say a decade.
	So I don't know how long the show's been going, but he's like, he knows what the hell he's doing.
	Yo, no, no, no, no.
	He's like, he's definitely a master, I guess, at creating these viral moments.
	But it's all very, very cringe.
	It's kind of like the Sneeko podcast that you showed before.
	Like, it's almost a similar format.
	Yeah, where you have just the dumbest people, and then all of us on the internet can't help but dunk on them because we're just astonished that these people are that dumb.
	Like, I know it's easy.
	I know it's low-hanging fruit, but I think it comes out of frustration.
	Like, someone posted on Twitter the other day, and someone always posts this on Twitter.
	It's like once or twice a year.
	It's like, this is a test from 1908.
	This is an eighth-grade test from 1908, you know, in an all-female college.
	And it's stuff that I wouldn't even know.
	You know, it's just really smart stuff.
	And it's almost like even when women didn't have any rights, they were smarter for some reason.
	But I guess people in general were smarter.
	Kids too.
	When parents are strict, dude, you know what's crazy?
	It's like I have my friend's kid.
	She's so precious.
	She's like the cutest little kid.
	And when I first met her, I figured she was like four or five because she could have full-on conversations with me.
	She deadlifts and stuff.
	She does.
	She literally deadlifts.
	I've sent videos from her dad, sends me videos of her deadlifting with him.
	And she wants to come work out with us at the gym.
	And she's like, what, two?
	Yeah, she's two.
	And she'll just be like, she'd be like, come with me and play in the water.
	And we like run to the water.
	And I'm like splashing her with water.
	And she gets on a surfboard with her dad.
	And we're all just hanging out.
	And she talks to me about what she doesn't like, what she does.
	Obviously, she's a bait, you know, a kid.
	So she's like, I don't like this.
	I don't like crabs.
	And I like the sand, but not sand when it's in my legs.
	And I'm like, she's like, she knows what she likes.
	I know, me too.
	I'm like, girl, girl, me too.
	I don't like crabs.
	Yeah, but I don't like sand on my legs.
	Does she know the capital of London, though?
	Does she know that?
	That's what I'm saying.
	It's like, even though that girl might know more words, they're like at the same intelligence.
	Like, they go, oh, this girl's like an eighth-grade level.
	No, she's at like, she's at a two-year-old levels.
	Like, this girl probably never heard of London, this kid.
	But if you told this kid that London was in England, she'd probably remember it and then probably know that for the rest of her life.
	Right.
	Yeah, but that's the thing.
	Like, I see a lot of right-wingers with regard to like the whatever podcast and the other one that you, I forget the name.
	And like a lot of like the anon right-wingers, I think Zero HP Lovecraft said something akin to you know, it being low-hanging fruit, we shouldn't dunk on these people.
	It's like whatever.
	And I was thinking about that, and I'm like, well, no, I mean, it's kind of like when you see someone fall, you laugh.
	Like, it's involuntary.
	You just have to laugh.
	You know, but also, I think it's a combination of that and being completely frustrated, you know, being surrounded by these sorts of people.
	Like, these people have the same rights.
	These people can vote, you know?
	So we're outnumbered, and it's not a good thing.
	I think baby, I know what you're saying too, because like we've realized that women, this is the ironic part, you know, like people will be like, oh, like I've had people, you know, be like, oh, Elijah's sexist or this or that.
	It's like, dude, I've literally give women jobs.
	Like, I've helped women get ahead in their careers.
	I've looked out for them.
	I've given women what they want, and they still weren't happy.
	And that's what I've learned is that it doesn't really matter what you try to do to fight biology, like fight our spiritual destiny.
	You can be a stay-at-home, you know, like I have a friend who's a stay-at-home dad or whatever.
	I'm not going to get too into that.
	And I've talked to him.
	He's a very nice guy.
	And he might come on the show for a panel.
	He said he may be open to doing a discussion panel on traditional gender rules and stuff.
	And he's gone very viral.
	And he's out there.
	He used to go to church with me.
	And he's, yeah.
	But I'm saying he might be.
	Right.
	But I'm saying what's cool is even he says, yeah, I might actually come on and be on a panel to discuss why I believe what I believe with people who believe differently.
	And I can really respect that out of somebody who, even if they completely live differently or they live in a way that I don't understand or I disagree with or I don't, whatever, we're just different.
	If you can actually explain why you believe that or you understand, there's still like an understanding and a respect.
	But today it's not even that people are just like living outside of their roles.
	They don't even have an explanation for it.
	They're just like straight up retarded.
	And I think that women and children and everybody, when we're not living in our roles, I think that we are retarded.
	So I just, I think we all get retired.
	I hope you get that guy.
	I hope you get that guy on the show.
	That'd be interesting.
	It would be interesting to have you on.
	That would be interesting.
	Maybe I could get you on that with that discussion.
	That would be interesting.
	Yeah, I'm down.
	I emailed him.
	He never responded.
	He's probably really busy with his chores.
	No, he's a very nice guy.
	He really is.
	He's a very, very, I'm not going to say I know him.
	I know him.
	So I'm not going to say that.
	I don't think he's a bad guy.
	I don't know him.
	I'm just, you know, he's too busy.
	He responds to my email.
	You know, I'm not, I don't take it personally.
	I'm going to be on that show.
	I got to be on that show.
	I will say chores do take a lot of time when you are a stay-at-home husband or wife.
	So it's true.
	So.
	Elijah did you tour All right So we're going to hit the rest of the funny clips either.
	Probably we'll hit a couple of those in locals only.
	Sometimes there are just some things, unfortunately, that don't make any sense to me.
	And they leave you just saying WTF.
	The next segment is videos I don't quite understand, but they exist on the.
	On the beginning of making the show not just about LGBTQ people because I'm so tired of them.
	You know, I'm looking to start a family at some point, you know, soon or whatever in my life.
	Josh has a family.
	So I thought this was an interesting video just reminding you of why problems continue to happen.
	This is an individual.
	I know we're all tired of these videos, but this is a very important one that has decided to raise their son.
	Look at this.
	16.
	That's what I was.
	That's like a 15-year-old boy.
	Yeah, that looks very young.
	Anyway, speak yet.
	How is he learning?
	That's a new baby.
	That's sad.
	It's sick, dude.
	I mean, I don't want to get too preachy, but let me get preachy here for a second.
	This woman has no business raising a kid.
	Like, Kez, what were you just saying today about kids?
	Like, the fact that people are saying, you know, you have this one-year-old kid, and you're like, oh, he hasn't, like, you want to give him power and authority.
	And it's like, he's like one and a half years old.
	You were telling me that you're like.
	She pushed this kid out of her body just a few months ago.
	And now she's being like, yeah, he's going to tell me everything about the world.
	You just pushed him out of your body a couple of months ago.
	And now he's like, oh, I'm going to wait until he tells me to cut my hair.
	And I'm going to dress him in girls' clothes.
	That's so mean.
	But he's a little boy.
	And I think little boys and little girls have distinct little natures.
	If you put them in a room and watch them pick the toys they want to play with, I guarantee the boys will go for a truck or a dinosaur and the girls will go for the dollies.
	Why would you then be like, well, I'm going to give him cooking toys and teach him how to cook and I'm going to give him dolls so that he can learn how to play.
	It's like, why don't you?
	I don't know.
	I just don't know why people do that to kids.
	It's not your project.
	Yeah, you'd think like after birthing a human, it would be like a shock to the system and then your femininity would arise and completely take over.
	But for some reason, it's just not working for some people like that woman.
	It's actually bizarre how powerful the programming has become because, you know, typically it could have been like, oh, like 100 years ago, oh, a woman maybe is a little bit more masculine, but then she has a baby and then like everything changes.
	But it really isn't happening like that anymore with these people who have completely embraced that toxic ideology.
	Yeah, and you can see she's not, she hasn't embraced her femininity at all.
	Like her gender is already, I mean, we thought it was a teenage boy at the beginning.
	And the outfits and stuff.
	So it's like she's pushing her own view of herself, her own identity onto her baby that has no idea about anything, probably could care less what clothes it's dressed in, to be honest, or what color.
	It's just like, oh, I'm a baby.
	Dude, it's just so disgusting.
	It's a child.
	Like, this is an infant.
	And that's why I think these videos blow my mind.
	Because there's a video that I'll show on the you section.
	There's a couple.
	By the way, to let you guys know, everything that's gross will be in its own section called you that's only on rumble.
	And I've done that because many of you guys have said that you want to watch the podcast, but honestly, some of these videos are trying to make you guys throw up.
	One of you said you got syphilis from watching one of the videos.
	I do feel you.
	So anything that's disgusting is in its own category called you, which is on Rumble only.
	And that's, but that's good for you because then you're going to skip that.
	And I even have the segments now with the intro, so you can just skip you.
	And if you want to ignore reality, you can skip the hmm segment at the end, too, which is not a racist segment, but it does make observations about different groups of people.
	It just gives everyone the chance to just scratch your head and have a think.
	Yeah, Scott Adams was right.
	Yeah.
	I'm doing an episode in defense of Scott Adams, so I'm really excited.
	Like, I'm really good at it.
	I like that guy now.
	I like him, even though he blocked me.
	I think he totally redeemed himself.
	I just ordered a Dilbert bobblehead for my desk.
	Did you?
	No, Say it right.
	You ordered a Dilbert Funko Pop.
	Okay?
	No, I didn't order a Funko Pop.
	I ordered an actual from Amazon.
	We're in Australia, so that there's no Funko Pops here.
	We don't have to.
	Okay, okay.
	I just want to make sure.
	I just want to make sure it's not a Funko Pop.
	No, do you want to know?
	Do you want to know something crazy?
	Are you a Funko Pop American?
	Are you a Funko Pop American?
	Do you want to know?
	Do you want to know something crazy?
	And I have to be very careful how I say this, but there are multiple SOBs that support this show, but also make livings from some of the companies that we rip into.
	And they have, as jokes, sent me free stuff before and stuff, and been like, I know, I know.
	But also, I'm like a killing working at this company.
	And I go, you know, it's fine.
	It's fine.
	Like, if you're working at a dumb company, who cares?
	It's not fine.
	If they're making money doing it, if they're making money and it's not their lifestyle, then it's fine.
	It's a free pass.
	They get a free pass, but they still have to buy the manual that I'm showing you.
	Okay.
	They still have to.
	They have to.
	All right.
	I want to bring up this next video here, which is we'll, oh, yeah, I guess we'll just save the other clip for locals only, but I did want to bring up this discussion here on the WTF.
	So apparently, there's a new poll on adults, and 7.2% of U.S. adults identify as LGBT.
	If you look at the graph, if you're an audio-only listener and you're listening to this to the audio-only version, by the way, the live stream is available audio-only now.
	It's kind of cool.
	You can now get it on the podcast.
	And yes, I know we've been behind on the real podcast, but to be completely honest, there's been a good reason why every single time there's been something ridiculous that has happened why the podcast didn't come out.
	Like one of the guys, somebody died in their family, then the other, then, and then the other, one of our guests and the other girl, she got the time zones incorrect because she's in another country, another hemisphere, and just messed up.
	Then another person literally had somebody else die in their family too and just like disabled their social medias and like went off.
	So we've had like good guests, but now I have like 10 guests booked up for the next couple months.
	So I'm really excited about that.
	I would suggest no one go as a guest on your show because the likelihood of death is astronomical.
	No, but like, I like this.
	She said, because the one girl said she would go on, even though someone died, she's like, I'll still go on.
	I was like, somebody just died in your family.
	Just don't come on.
	Just go hang out with your family.
	She's like, oh, come on.
	I was like, nope.
	I'll pull it together and come on the show.
	Just go mourn someone dying.
	We can cancel the podcast.
	I'll just start up in another week.
	Anyway, it looks like Gen Z for the audio only, Gen Z, 20% approximately of Gen Z, one out of five, identifies.
	That means out of the closet, by the way.
	And so they usually used to say back in the 90s to whatever is the census of LGBTQ, double it because of people in the closet.
	So just like double, double the.
	I'm just going by their ways of saying it.
	So they're saying that about 40%, 40% of Gen Z are gay.
	It's pretty crazy.
	Yeah, this is memes.
	This is like the TikTok effect.
	This is what memes do.
	Everyone's memed each other into taking a shortcut out of not getting bullied because they're a protected class now.
	When you're young, you're impressionable and you are confused.
	And naturally, you're just going to be confused.
	But now everyone's saying, oh, that confusion that is natural means you're gay.
	And then a lot of these kids who are probably losers and don't have masculine figures, probably come from divorced families.
	They're very impressionable and they gravitate towards that.
	This is legit.
	This is what it is.
	It's a cult.
	That's what it is.
	They are adopted.
	They're basically joining a cult.
	And for some people, it's a death cult.
	If you look at the statistics on suicide, we're the most accepting of gay people now, and they're committing suicides at astronomical numbers, the trends.
	So this is not natural.
	It was never natural.
	It's, you know, I guess it used to be a reaction to modernity.
	Now, this is just unsustainable.
	The numbers are completely unsustainable.
	And I don't believe for one second, because there's still no proof that people are born gay.
	It's your product of your environment.
	Yeah.
	I also would like to.
	Did someone just tell me that Dennis Prager said that everybody's born bisexual?
	I don't.
	Let me see if I have that video here for you.
	I feel like I heard.
	I feel like I heard it, vaguely heard of that.
	Let me look up.
	I would have had a friend.
	So Dennis Prager came out of the closet, huh?
	That's crazy.
	Let me see.
	He's a bisexual man.
	Let me see.
	Did he say that?
	Normal is not defined by your sexual orientation.
	Yeah, that's what normal is.
	I'm not saying heterosexual is more normal.
	By the way, I actually believe bisexual is the norm.
	Okay, I don't know if that was taken out of context.
	That was a real clip.
	What was he saying, like, saying that bisexual is the norm now today?
	Like how it's like.
	That's what I said.
	I don't know.
	So someone sent it to me.
	So I have no idea.
	I think he meant naturally.
	I think he meant naturally.
	I haven't seen it.
	I have made it my aim to never claim on this show and comment on a commentary that I don't know the context to because I have found so many people that take people out of context and then comment on it or unironically the opposite claim something was out of context when it's not.
	So I like to know the context.
	So next show, I'll find it out.
	I'll find it up my next show.
	Except when it's Dave Rubin, because he's just out of context in general in his mind.
	Just even how he expresses himself, he makes himself out of context, I guess.
	So, you know, I think with Dave, it's always going to be.
	Can I say retarded?
	Yeah, you can say retarded.
	Yeah.
	I'm retarded.
	Yeah, it's always.
	Yeah, me too.
	It's always going to be retarded with Dave.
	Sorry to the Dave fans.
	Yeah, it's always hard for me on these.
	Me and Dave disagree on quite a few things, but he has been very helpful in terms of to the show to help me go on independent and get me set up with locals and stuff.
	So that's what I like about politics.
	So we could disagree on viewpoints or on ideological things, but on like in terms of like this industry, because by the way, I can't comment on anybody who works for or used to work for the company I used to work for.
	So I can't really have a public opinion, positive or negative, on anybody.
	What was that company called The ICE?
	The ICE used to work for like the ice.
	It was something like that.
	I can't remember.
	My NDA is longer than the Bible, so there's that.
	So I didn't.
	I will play this.
	Checking in on Australia.
	I'd like to formally welcome you to the 2023 Virgin Australian Pride Fly.
	Look, can I say as long as the pilot?
	There's dancing and there's love.
	There's the glitter is in full swing.
	You've never walked through the airport in something like it.
	Suicide, yeah.
	It's going to be an experience and a half.
	Right, Annie Gladys is free.
	Good opportunity to really fight benefits into the community.
	BA 1978, you are cleared for taking off.
	Oh boys, it's time to fly over the rainbow!
	He's running a...
	All right, that's how COVID started, actually.
	Yeah.
	Checking in Australia.
	Australia is not.
	No, Australia, I got to tell you this.
	If you don't know this, Josh, do you know that this is the first ever that I know of World Pride celebration?
	And it's a month long and it's in Sydney.
	And Australia is the first host of it.
	And now they have February 20th to March 16th.
	Now they've cut into black history and Women's History Month.
	I thought it were in Women's History Month.
	So Friday will probably be a women's history live stream celebrating.
	We'll have two lives in a row.
	So I asked a bunch of women to come on the show coming up in this month to talk about women's issues that are very important to us.
	And men to talk about men's issues.
	Anyway, we have World Pride.
	So now we got from like February 20th to March 16th is this stuff.
	And then June, then we have June, which is the whole month of June.
	And then we have Trans Awareness Day, Trans Visibility Month.
	I got to write this down.
	Can you one second?
	You're going too fast.
	You're going too fast.
	Let me just write this down.
	You said, when was this again?
	June to when?
	Were you saying?
	Put this in your manual so people know which day is manual.
	Maybe it is pretty gay in Australia.
	Would you say it is pretty?
	Not where we are, though.
	We happen to choose to not move to the gayest spot.
	People here are pretty gay.
	Sydney's very gay.
	It's in Sydney.
	You know, what I've seen.
	Sydney sucks.
	I would never go there.
	My takeaway of that video is just gay people are annoying.
	It seems so annoying.
	It's just so annoying.
	It's also, it's loud.
	Doesn't it look loud?
	Yeah.
	You go on an airplane.
	You don't want to party.
	You just went through TSA.
	They just looked at your, you know, they look, they x-rayed your body.
	They know exactly your size and everything.
	And you were abused, basically.
	They touched you.
	They touched you in TSA.
	They always do.
	And then finally, you get to the airplane and you just made it in time.
	And they got all your bags.
	You didn't even have to check anything in you.
	You made it.
	You made it.
	You want to rest.
	But you got onto the gay flight by accident.
	And it's annoying.
	It's very loud.
	It's very annoying.
	And do they always have to be that on?
	Why do they always have to be that on and animated?
	It's a tension.
	Do they ever just, but like they seem so animated.
	They seem so one-dimensional.
	It's really weird.
	I don't like it.
	If I were gay, it would annoy me.
	Yeah, it's like with Instagram, it's like not reality.
	And you post pictures and you're like, wow, I'm so happy and my life is perfect.
	But they're like Instagram in real life all the time.
	Because you have to keep some sort of image.
	You can't reveal that you are dying inside and you're deeply hurt and wounded and you don't know who you are and your identity is, I don't know, a rainbow.
	Right.
	And I do want to say this.
	That brings us to the story that you guys chose.
	This is your guys' pick, SOB pick from locals.
	This is a story has to do with the gays.
	Let's see if you guys provided anything helpful.
	The story today from you guys comes that we're seeing the move against churches on the gays that the new morality collides with religious freedom.
	A San Diego evangelical church under fire for LGBTQ comments while renting public school space.
	So basically this article, which is from albertmuller.com, discusses the fact of how basically, you know, a lot of churches rent schools.
	They use this public domain, public property, and they use them for community events, that they're having problems saying that you may not be able to use public spaces, public events if you condemn homosexuality.
	And obviously, it's a traditional evangelical approach to homosexuality or any of these things would simply be it's a sin like any sin we don't identify by our sin.
	You shouldn't be demonized.
	You shouldn't be ostracized if you struggle with a sin, but we're not going to celebrate it.
	We're not going to condone it.
	We're not going to say it's correct.
	And we're sure as hell not going to say it's the best alternative way to live.
	On top of that, cities should just not want gay because it's not reproductive, it doesn't help society, amongst many other issues.
	But it's interesting because both should be on the very much the same page on this.
	But it appears that they are now starting to tell churches that if you preach the Bible and you call sin sin, that you could not, you could be kicked out of using public space, which is a lot of churches are in schools, by the way, on Sundays, and a lot are in community centers.
	It's a very, very big deal, considering the fact that I don't know the percentage, but I would guess it's somewhere upwards of 20%, 30% of churches use public spaces, that they're going to have contentions now whether you can read the Bible in the public spaces.
	Pretty bad.
	Oh, am I, am I, I don't know.
	Anytime I see anything about churches now, it's almost as if they have been completely taken over by the gay stuff.
	So, like, my perception of it, because I'm kind of an outsider, is that like a lot of these churches in general are going woke, so that normal churches are probably now outnumbered.
	But that's probably not the case.
	It's just that's how it feels from the outside looking in.
	Is that how it is really, though?
	No, I would say this.
	I would say the, I would say, like, even if you go into like Lutheran, there's usually different types of denominations or splits, and there's usually in every denomination like a split, and they usually split over the gay issue.
	So, like, half the churches don't support it, and they're totally against it, and half or a third do actually support it.
	And they split over this issue.
	And then the ones that are the gay have female clergy.
	They have so, yes, there are is a portion.
	I don't think it's as big as you would think.
	However, I think that the church cares more about being well-liked.
	Like, like, they want it's more of a social club when you go, and people want to just be accepted.
	They want to get their numbers up, and everyone talks about how many numbers, how many people, like, as if it's like YouTube views or something, like not about the quality of it.
	It's like, we had 2,000 people come and we had 800 people get baptized, and like, but never really, like, checking on how well your congregants are doing.
	There's a lot of that.
	But I really think there's a lot more churches out there that are bad that are actually good.
	I just don't think, like, with anything, you're not going to get a bunch of clips on YouTube from a good church giving a good sermon.
	You're just going to be able to do that.
	I think, even like, I think young people are leaving the church in droves.
	It's not attractive to young people anymore.
	And I think churches probably to try to attract young people want to seem like, oh, we're so welcoming and we love the gays.
	And we just want you to, God is all about love and acceptance.
	So we just want to accept everyone.
	I know, I probably feel more a bit like you, Joshua.
	It's like, what is going on with the church?
	It feels like more than not are so accepting of it or won't speak out against it.
	And it feels like, where are the churches that are saying, hold on, this is really wrong, and it goes directly against the Bible.
	And if you want to go to church and you want to learn about the Bible, sorry, this is what it says.
	You can't just go, why would you bother going to church to learn about the Bible to then not learn about the Bible?
	Or to be like, oh, we'll just take some things.
	And the whole thing is really just about love, anyways.
	But we won't talk about anything that's going to offend anybody.
	Then it's just now you just are running a business.
	I agree.
	Yeah, it's a sad state of affairs, I think.
	I don't know.
	Well, let's not keep things as sad as they should be.
	You guys asked for a positivity.
	And so sometimes we have to just show wins, positivity, and God.
	It could be any one of those three things.
	It could be something that we like to see.
	Let's get into it.
	All right.
	This one's just a win for the boys.
	We've been looking at all the bad stuff.
	There's two of them.
	We have wins for the families and wins for the boys.
	This man is so in shape that he has decided that he was going to use his wife.
	This is his wife from what I read as a dumbbell.
	And I got to say, this is a win for the boys.
	Just absolutely a win.
	Even though that's not his wife, just absolutely being so physically strong and in a position that you could just punt her with your arm.
	She's like in a field goal.
	That is so awesome.
	Wouldn't you say that's a win?
	I said it's a win.
	That's a W. Why can't you win?
	What?
	Why can't you do that?
	Because I don't take Trent.
	But I could.
	I would cycle.
	I would do it.
	I would cycle, but Mark Loebiner says not to cycle right now.
	I actually just hit the lowest.
	That guy's mad at me at me.
	Oh, my voice just cracked because I've been congested.
	But that guy, you're gay.
	He's gay.
	Your trainer guy's mad at me.
	That's what you thought was going to happen.
	You're going to crack your voice.
	And we're going to be like, gay, Yeah.
	Well, your trainer guy is mad at me.
	Why is he mad at you?
	He's not mad at me.
	Because I wrote Broccoli is trash on Twitter.
	That was my most controversial take last week.
	And then he's like, look at this retard.
	I don't know if he called me a retard, but a moron.
	He called me a moron.
	Well, we are caught up morons and retards, though.
	So it's kind of people when they comment and they're like, dude, this guy fucking sucks on my post.
	It's true, but.
	Well, yeah, he called me a moron because I said that.
	And my friend texted me.
	My friend, he texted me.
	He's like, this is what people are mad at you about.
	Your tweet literally before that was praising Hitler's artwork.
	Oh my gosh.
	All right.
	Then fitness win.
	Here's my.
	No, because he has good fitness, his family's fit.
	This was just a last win.
	I just want to put this one up.
	I thought this was really cool.
	She was pregnant, and the whole, I don't think the family was actually that fat.
	I feel like they might have been pushing out their guts.
	But apparently, from what I read in this post, the whole family got in better shape.
	It could be fake, but I did read that they all decided to lose weight after the baby was born and everyone lost weight with the mom, the baby weight, and everyone got into better shape and better health.
	By the looks of the guy in the gray sweater, it looks like he was probably already in pretty good shape because that's a pretty dramatic transformation.
	But by the face of the guy in the back, you can tell he actually lost the weight because his neck was connected.
	And we got to see more of this positivity.
	Just families losing weight and getting healthy together.
	Women, don't be afraid to gain weight.
	Your body was made to have babies.
	It'll stretch, it'll pull, it'll shape up.
	And if you put bio-oil and stuff on your stomach, you can prevent stretch marks.
	So it's not a big deal.
	And just like your husband's going to care about your stretch marks?
	No.
	Will you ever point them out?
	Maybe.
	But don't worry.
	But I don't know.
	Does that make sense?
	You just put bio oil.
	Be healthy.
	If you're healthy, you have healthy skin and everything.
	Unless you have like twins or triplets, you're probably going to be fine.
	All right.
	We have two more mini segments only on Rumble.
	So guys, I'm going to put the link in the chat.
	Make sure right now that you go over to Rumble as we wrap up the show with our last two segments.
	Get over there.
	So now we're off Rumble.
	I want to look at a couple of disgusting things here.
	We're on Rumble only.
	Make sure if you guys are here on Rumble that you go ahead and remind you, just as we wrap up the show to make sure you follow Josh at Josh LaCash on Twitter.
	You can probably find him at most places.
	And also to click his gum road, follow his show.
	You get his podcast.
	The links in the description.
	Get his manual.
	Very, very important.
	You can also follow Kez on Instagram.
	I told you she should start uploading more for the girls.
	Just make it for the girls, honestly.
	You really should.
	I really never post on social media.
	That's good, though.
	I don't want you on social media a lot, anyways.
	And you can follow me on Twitter.
	It doesn't really matter.
	You guys, this is my show.
	Hugh really cares.
	so um this is things that I saw and you have to now too so these are things I just got to stop showing on YouTube because I keep getting these videos age restricted This is at a pride parade.
	Child-friendly pride parade.
	We have a penis having sex with itself.
	Look at the music's so positive for this one.
	But it always starts out with the most disgusting thing.
	And notice there's kids back there.
	That's the worst part.
	That's the worst part.
	The nipple thing.
	Terrible.
	I have to laugh.
	I'm so sick.
	It makes me laugh, but also it's disgusting.
	I laugh because I just, someone made this.
	Someone made that.
	Did you ever hear Norm McDonald's take on sex?
	No.
	He always joked.
	I mean, I don't even think he joked really.
	I think he was serious about how it's just kind of repulsive.
	Like, it's disgusting.
	Like, after every time he would have sex, he would just be like, that's, if you think about it logistically, it's gross.
	And.
	And that guy made it.
	I guess he drove Norm's point home, you know?
	It's just, I know that's not real sex.
	It's a guy in a costume, but still, it's not very appealing.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So speaking of that, this is also like the fact of how gross these people are.
	I don't know if anyone's ever really seen what an arm looks like when they try to create the fake penis.
	I've showed people a few times.
	You should show this to somebody.
	Oh, no.
	No, no, no.
	I saw you post this, or someone did.
	I don't want to.
	Oh, I don't want to see how that looks.
	Yeah, so they actually remove the flesh, the muscle.
	My understanding, they're even removing some of the muscles.
	Okay, so is the penis going to have a tattoo on it now?
	Yes.
	Has that cut out some of the penis?
	Yes.
	Yes, it will.
	What pop?
	And it looks like a pillar.
	You have to tell me when it's done.
	I'm not looking.
	All right, it's off.
	It's off.
	It is the E segment.
	You're lying.
	It's gone.
	It's gone.
	Okay, okay, okay, okay.
	No!
	He did it again.
	He tricked you.
	He tricked you.
	Sorry.
	I will say this, though.
	My point about this is this segment is just called I Can't Unsee.
	I saw it.
	So you do.
	That's why it has like the 3D goggles.
	It's like we're in like a 3D roll.
	I saw it on the internet.
	So you have to as well.
	And these transitions took me a lot of time to make.
	So please like them.
	So your transition, it took a long time, and I have to look at it, huh?
	Yes.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Are you ready for the next one?
	All right.
	No.
	So I couldn't understand this.
	Yeah, I don't.
	Your Twitter was crazy today.
	I lost followers today from posting this stuff.
	Whenever I do this stuff, I lose, like, a few hundred just because, like, they're, like, I don't know what, if this was supposed to be a turn-on, but this is, I've seen a lot of videos of these black women on their way to Lori Lightfoot's concession party.
	And I don't know what to think about this.
	I don't know what I feel about this, but it's like, wow.
	Like, how does that happen?
	Is that like a genetic defect?
	Like, because this just doesn't seem like that, but it's bigger than my whole life of this much of my body.
	Elijah, do you know what happens to Hispanics, women?
	Especially with the women when they get fat, the Hispanic women.
	You know, like the ones that are kind of native?
	Yeah, they're like pigeons.
	They have toothpicks stuck in their body and they have ball bodies.
	They're like pairs, kind of.
	So I think with black women, it goes into their butt only.
	Only butts.
	Yeah.
	That's crazy.
	Isn't that crazy, though?
	Like, that's.
	Yeah.
	Like, I'm not even aroused yet, but I will say that it's crazy to me.
	Maybe it's just a white.
	I'm not even trying to be, I'm not even going to be racist about it.
	Like, I don't get it.
	Like, I don't need that much.
	Like, I don't even need, like, you're just having sex.
	And I don't need to get graphic about sex.
	Everyone knows what should know or does know or will know what sex is.
	Oh, we did just see a beautiful demonstration.
	Yeah, that was sex before.
	But this is like, I don't get this.
	I don't understand it.
	And it blows my mind that I, but I keep watching it and I doubt myself.
	You know, I feel like this might be a little bit mean, but all I can think of when I'm seeing this is, did you ever see that movie called Madagascar?
	Yes.
	And the hippo called Gloria?
	Yes.
	That's just all that came into my mind.
	That's true.
	And that one scene about Moto Moto likes you.
	Well, I brought this up.
	I really don't want to play this on the show, and I shouldn't.
	I really shouldn't.
	But Lauren Witsky, who I really appreciate and love, just had put this up and said they said they wanted to keep it in the closet, but this is down a normal residential street.
	And so if you're squeamish, I just encourage you not to close your eyes.
	But it's like, but it's like, this is like, they're like, this is why, why, why couldn't.
	Why couldn't the homeless men in St. Louis just shoot this guy in the back of the head?
	Oh, man.
	It shocks me that...
	That was a joke.
	Whoever's clipping that out.
	That was a joke.
	It wasn't supposed to be real.
	It was supposed to be ironic and dark.
	fuck off but that's but no listen it shocks me that was that bad i said that Was it bad?
	No, it's fine.
	It's more like that's how dark we are.
	It's like people are going to get murdered anyways, and you just want people that are sexualizing children to be the ones that go first.
	That's all.
	That's all I'm asking, honestly.
	It's not that much task for, right?
	Right.
	No, no, it's not.
	Everyone's saying bass, bass, bass.
	Oh my gosh, he went there.
	Oh, that was a, that was a, that was, that was a lot of butt action.
	I'm just going to move off from that segment.
	I know it is you.
	It's called you.
	What do you expect from the show when it's called you?
	And also, it is way past everyone's bedtime and is way past our guest bedtime.
	So of course, this is how it has to end.
	Our last segment of the show, we're wrapping it up, is just hmm, where we make observations about people.
	And it may or may not be related.
	You make your own judgment, but I love this graphic.
	Brogitis Ain't nobody got time for that Ain't nobody got time for that Ain't nobody got time for that Ain't nobody getting down for that.
	I told you.
	What did I tell you?
	Didn't I tell you?
	Cause I told you.
	Okay.
	It never gets old.
	This is great.
	I know what you noticed first.
	The come catcher, eyelashes.
	But this woman's talking about how she needs someone to take care of her and her baby.
	This is my son Mozzie, and I'm currently trying to get us out the hood stink.
	This is my go-to song.
	I got an ass so big like the sun.
	I hope you got a mouthful.
	Thick I'm brooding.
	Slap it in my face.
	Shove it.
	Damn my f ⁇ .
	This is my son Mozzie, and I'm currently trying to get us out the hood stink.
	This is my go-to song.
	I got an ass so big like the sun.
	I hope you got a mouthful.
	Thick I'm brooding.
	Slap it in my face.
	Shove it.
	Then my f ⁇ .
	She doesn't need a man.
	She needs a record label.
	That lady can sing.
	That was her call.
	That was her call to get a man.
	She could have just went like, huh?
	Huh?
	Or took the baby out of the picture.
	Do you know what I'm saying?
	And then been like, you want to support me?
	And then brought up the baby after the second date.
	But the baby, the cleavage, and then the, do you got a face for a suck a dick?
	I didn't know she was, was she talking about her sucking a dick or us?
	I didn't know what was going on.
	It was a lot.
	It was a lot of fun.
	Look, she does need a man.
	Every woman needs a man, especially if you've got a baby.
	You've got.
	What about the one that made the baby?
	He, we, maybe he's in prison.
	I don't know.
	That baby's scars.
	She is looking for a man.
	So I can understand a woman wanting a man to come and look after her and take her out of the hood.
	Yeah, but I'm not going to be a homeless guy in St. Louis.
	Stop.
	Stop.
	What do you say?
	Okay.
	No, no, no, never mind.
	Oh.
	Dude, I put up a meme the other day.
	I'm going to put it up on the main when I do my defense.
	I put it up and people got really mad about it because I just said there's no fixing this.
	So I feel like me too.
	I've ripped into Scott.
	Me and Scott Adams get into fights.
	Scott Adams even uses me as a resource regularly on his show when he talks about people who rub in their face and that they shouldn't have got the vaccine and stuff, whatever.
	And I used to call him pseudo-intellectual Scott as a joke because I'm a pseudo-intellectual too.
	But now he's like, I'm now, he's been memed into history.
	And like, I just keep posting stuff that is just like to the next level.
	Like, look, like, I put this meme up.
	Like, I'm like, like, I'm using him for everything now.
	Like, I'm like, Dilbert warned us.
	You know, it's like a guy drinking like malt liquor.
	It's like Mickey Mouse wasted.
	It's like Dilbert warned us.
	And I feel like we have to give credit where credit's due.
	Scott is one of us.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Tell him to unblock me, dude.
	I want to follow him again.
	He blocked me.
	Speaking of.
	I called him a nerd, I feel like.
	I feel like that's all I said.
	I said he's a nerd or something, and then he blocked me.
	Maybe it was worse than that, but still.
	Dude, him and I just get full-blown.
	Like, throughout the years ago, I had full-blown, like, multi-thread arguments.
	And he never blocked me.
	Like, we gotta, like, I've been like, oh, Mr. Smart Smarty Pants and stuff.
	And we, like, I spoke to him like a child.
	So I think he must have done more than that.
	Did you treat him like St. Louis?
	What?
	Okay.
	But this was also GTA 6 has incredible graphics.
	Just got released.
	Grand Theft Auto 6 cutscenes came out.
	This has to be LA.
	I was thinking.
	This has got to be Los Angeles or San Diego or something.
	Because this is just the kind of shit that happens in California on a regular basis.
	This actually could be Orange County with like Pacific Coast Highway or something, too.
	Yeah, that looks like that, yeah.
	Oh, why didn't you wind up your window?
	No way, the PT Cruiser guy has no chance.
	Oh!
	No chance.
	You're a PT Cruiser driver.
	Did he get it?
	Did he get in some fights?
	No one knows how to fight.
	It's sad.
	I can't believe the PT Cruiser guy won.
	I would have never bet he...
	Wow. Oh, no. Oh, wow.
	He can't drive.
	Oh, shoot.
	Dude, I would have never put money on PT Cruiser Guy.
	Ever.
	Me neither.
	Do you know what?
	People in little cars that look like little bugs have serious aggression on the road.
	You just notice that.
	But also, people have really small cars here.
	Yeah, but it's always like the most bizarre car that you think a clown would be driving.
	They get super aggressive.
	This one car that was driving in front of us, a little it, a bug, a bug car in the color yellow got in a fight with Elijah.
	Yeah.
	And started doing swerve, came over, pulled it, slowed down in front, did a little swerve, did this whole big performance, and then sped off.
	It's true.
	Where does your confidence come from?
	You're in a normal car.
	You're in a car that was made for a clown to drive.
	And your aggression is too much.
	Oh, someone said Scott blocked you because you're Jewish and he's based.
	Someone said.
	Oh, wait, are you Jewish?
	Is that true?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but they kicked me out because I married a non-Jew.
	Right, right.
	Because then your kid won't be Jewish because the wife isn't Jewish.
	Right, so they're mad at me.
	People are mad at Kez and Isaac being Jewish, too.
	Yeah.
	People get mad that we're Jewish.
	Yeah.
	Look, it is what it is, you know?
	We're all Jewish now.
	We all are.
	Everyone that's watching this show is a Jew.
	We're all Jewish.
	I just tell people.
	It's so true.
	If people say if I'm Jewish, yes.
	Are you transgender?
	Yes, I am.
	Are you a sexist racist?
	Yes, I am.
	Imagine using that as an insult.
	Okay, anyway.
	Anyway, anyway.
	All right, last clip.
	This is a is violence justified clip.
	This is from Fight Haven.
	This is Rumble only.
	I save these degenerate stuff for the end.
	You know what I mean?
	Well, I guess actually WTF is degenerate, but I also say that this show is a bit degenerate.
	It is.
	I understand that.
	It's okay.
	That's just the reality of this show.
	But everyone who watches the show is a little bit sick.
	But I also understand as well that this stuff doesn't work well on YouTube.
	They keep day-restricting everything for fight videos and showing giant black asses.
	But when Sam Smith puts tassels on his fat titties, nobody seems to care, titty man.
	Nobody cares that he walked around a thong and they're like, oh, that's Norwega squirting milk rockets in his face with trans men.
	And that's child-friendly.
	But I put a fat black woman and try to raise up the profile of some fat black flesh and suddenly I'm the demon in the room.
	It's because I'm Jewish.
	All right.
	So we're using racist, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	Really?
	I think that's something to be proud of, right?
	No, no.
	No, no, apologizing.
	I'm going to have to say hi to you because you love saying niggas so bad.
	What's up?
	That's a all the black people around here.
	I'm sorry.
	But say what, bitch?
	That's it.
	Let's do one more apology.
	Stop.
	Get out right now.
	Move from each other right now.
	Audrey?
	Huh?
	So, you like being racist, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	Really?
	So, I have this idea too.
	Why are we...
	Why do we condone and say that black people are allowed to just use violence when somebody is racist?
	Because as Scott Adams pointed out, 50% of black people, at the very least, are somewhat or extremely racist.
	So can we be violent to 50% of black people because they're racist?
	So if people are racist against us, can we be violent to them?
	And that's the question I have where that would get me canceled.
	I've already been canceled like 11 times.
	We're in the middle of a great canceling.
	My life's been canceled like 10 times already.
	And I'm very excited about it because it's more like it's an adventure to me.
	It's an adventure to see, can I get canceled for asking a question or saying something?
	Apparently, you can.
	So the better question is, since I won't make a dick joke here, the question is, can you get canceled for asking?
	Can you be violent to people that are racist?
	You get canceled if that's black to I mean white to black, but apparently black people can be racist to white people.
	And Scott Adams got canceled for pointing that out.
	Yeah.
	What happened to the does that black girl not know about the non-aggression principle?
	You know, I hear a lot of libertarians talk about that.
	It doesn't seem to work in real life, though.
	But maybe someone should explain it to her better.
	I don't know what that principle is.
	Non-aggression.
	We don't need any laws or any rules and we can all live together also too because it's like you just don't like everyone just leaves each other alone.
	You know what I mean?
	Like I can say the N-word, but you'll leave me alone.
	Like I can say the N-word, but you leave me alone.
	See if that works.
	Go to a black neighborhood and try to be a libertarian in a black neighborhood.
	See how well libertarianism works outside of South Orange County or like the back the backwoods of Montana.
	Opia Utopia, Elijah.
	That's what you're saying, right?
	It's going to work.
	Yeah.
	Go into South Central LA and try to be a libertarian.
	It's going to work this time.
	Yeah.
	They're going to get mad.
	The libertarians are going to get mad.
	They're going to cancel us now, but there's only five, so it's okay.
	Oh my gosh.
	Libertianarianism.
	All right.
	We're going to look at some super chats before we let Josh go.
	There's not so many today.
	I can't bring them on the screen, guys.
	I'm sorry about that.
	Oh, I can, actually.
	I just can go to them here.
	So let me bring them up on the screen.
	You guys can leave super chats always.
	You can leave them on Rumble.
	You guys can send Rumbles.
	And you can also, at any point, go to Locals.
	Don't forget, guys, that we are on Locals.
	So if you haven't supported the show already on Locals, ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
	I encourage you to check it out.
	Encourage you to support the show.
	Encourage you to join the community.
	It's free.
	Just go there, click there, sign up, get all the updates.
	You can watch live on there.
	And then if you become a member, you can join the community.
	And it's been helping us so much to remain going and growing and being the community that we should be.
	So I really appreciate it.
	These are super chats from there.
	You can see here that they have their own live chat.
	I know the show happened late today, but we're all being troopers for this.
	So you can see you have the chat, right?
	You get your own chat.
	You get what's going on.
	I can't see the live because I'm live streaming to it.
	But that's the reality.
	So we're going to get into this.
	Let's look at super chats.
	All right.
	So we got the first one is a picture, which is John Boy Mag sent this.
	That is a picture of me and me.
	And that's gay as and then my dog with cream on his mouth.
	Okay.
	I get it now.
	That took me a while to figure out.
	I don't like that.
	I don't like that.
	You don't like that.
	MJ sent a dollar and said, testing.
	MJ follows you.
	She always says hi to you.
	MJ MJ funds my life MJ's everyone's sugar mama.
	MJ's a sugar mama.
	MJ's great.
	The the black pill said Greta's the biggest hypocritical slime weasel to ever breathe, protesting green energy initiatives.
	True, MJ said hello, Elijah Kez and Josh.
	I muted over Telegram again, knew you'd all want to know that.
	Yeah, how did you get muted?
	What are you doing?
	Are you spamming people?
	What's going on MJ?
	I'm not.
	I'm not muting her.
	I don't know what's happening me neither, I'm not muting.
	I think she I don't think she knows how to use the internet.
	Really some, you know, somehow she sends us money, but that's all she knows how to.
	Someone needs to help MJ.
	Someone help.
	MJ doesn't know how to use the internet.
	Mj's like no, I think Mj's drunk sometimes, to be completely honest, like delirious.
	No, I think she's a little drunk because like, being like a little drunk can, can be fun, and then sometimes you start sending money you know what I mean.
	Like you start like sending money to things and you're like this show's probably better enjoyed under the influence of alcohol, but life is probably better enjoyed, not.
	It's also a balance.
	Don't optimize enjoyment and pleasure out of your life, but don't make your life about pleasure either, because that's uh, that's the.
	That's a key and interesting fact.
	You can, you can be like David Goggins or something, and it's like screaming at people in the camera running down the street like I don't want to do that, you know, but I also don't want to be like.
	I got invited on this podcast, by the way, recently a few dude.
	Because of the nature of this podcast, the shows I get invited on, i've turned down like a lot of shows because it's like I can't go on the show.
	There's this i'm not gonna say who it is, but somebody has this like very crazy podcast where they're like slapping women and thongs.
	It's very big, it's a very big show.
	There's like strippers on the show on like the exclusive back end.
	You'd be like lap dance and stuff.
	It's a very, very popular, very popular person.
	And um, I was like dude, I don't think my wife would be cool or anybody would want to see me like at somewhere like this and I don't think I should because of like god and stuff.
	And then it's like dude you well, we have this act and you could put like whipped cream in this stripper's mouth.
	I was like dude, listen man.
	We're slightly offensive, but I am uh not, I am not uh trying to go on a show like that and um, and I felt I felt really bad because they're very, very cool person.
	But I found out that there's, that there's a lot of shows that are out there that are like pretty pretty, pretty wild and I feel like people that are like out there making these shows I feel like Mj would probably enjoy that show that's out there because she's uh, their shows enjoyed only drunk.
	They're crazy people.
	There's some wild shows.
	There's some wild shows.
	Um, Mj also just wrote underwear under tax.
	And why Ruji's, the future is disabled.
	Look at our present.
	Uh, she'll send more.
	She just keeps writing the word under tax, full screen full, full caps.
	Under tax, under let me see if I can bring this up.
	She's like, under tax, under tax woo, under tax, which are the underwear brand that sponsors the show.
	Um oh, like what is she saying?
	She's having a stroke.
	She's having a stroke poke.
	Uh, Doomsday Cracker says, is the flag of fake and gay landia Mj also said this is to keep Greta in jail and away from all of us.
	Give send, go her quickly.
	Uh, Mk All Day said, okay, I love Doomsday, usually does the photoshop stuff, but I tried my best at the helmet request.
	Oh, this is good.
	Yeah, I wanted my picture with the green helmet.
	This is actually really good.
	Oh wow, I will update the picture because we're retards so we wear fluorescent helmets.
	Wow, that's crazy.
	You'll head um different.
	Then we have one from Gossip.
	GOI on Rumble said true or false, if the internet died today, zero hp Lovercraft Substack is the only thing you would miss.
	Who is that?
	I don't know, was that to me?
	I don't even subscribe to that substack.
	I follow that.
	I follow him on twitter.
	He's a good follow.
	But yeah, I'll send you.
	I'll send you his Twitter.
	Why is everyone saying stop and everyone's just putting a bunch of N's in the chat?
	I think for the, you know that?
	The N-word?
	Have you heard of this?
	The N-word?
	No, I have.
	I heard of it before.
	Yeah, it might be a reference to that.
	Oh, okay.
	I don't know why people are putting N's in the chat.
	Okay.
	We also have this from our show.
	It's the good old days.
	Oh.
	That's Julian.
	Yeah, he's two years old now.
	So crazy.
	How old is he there?
	That had to have been that was like March last year, right?
	That was almost a year ago, right?
	No, no.
	Red.
	No, no, no.
	Maybe May or something.
	Yeah.
	I remember I wanted a set that was built in a city.
	And I was like, I want a set built in a city.
	And then I ended up looking at it in Star Wars.
	Yeah.
	So I don't know.
	I thought you were going for the Star Wars thing.
	No, I was like, I want like a black, like this.
	I was like, I want like a blue city behind me and it to look like I'm in an apartment and like nighttime.
	And that's what I want.
	And then it looked like Star Wars.
	But hey, I'm not going to say that.
	That's how they roll.
	That's how they roll over at the ice over there.
	What's his name?
	Alex Stein has the blimp thing, but it doesn't even look like a blimp.
	I don't know.
	That's just maybe it's how they make sets there.
	I don't know.
	I'm not allowed to comment on anything at any point.
	So I will comment on that.
	Well, I was talking about the ice.
	I ordered this, by the way.
	No, I know.
	I know you can.
	I know you're friends with everyone there.
	I just have to be, I just have to only comment on important issues like Dilbert.
	You know what I mean?
	Like Funko Pop, Dilbert, Dilbert's action figure.
	I didn't order this one.
	I ordered this one.
	Is that what I ordered?
	I ordered a Funko Poppy.
	Yeah.
	So it's a Funko Pop.
	You got a Funko Pop.
	There you go.
	You're one of them now.
	A bubblehead?
	I typed in Dilbert action figures and then just clicked buy now at the top one.
	I didn't even read what it was.
	Shit.
	So you bought a Funko Pop.
	Is a Funko Pop a bubblehead?
	What is a Funko Pop?
	Bro, yeah, they are Bobble Pops.
	Dude, hey.
	Can I?
	We need to set this up, though, to take a picture with it.
	And put some sort of a word into it.
	No, but see if we can get this shared.
	Like, people miss the point of it, though.
	Like, it's like, we've got to figure out some way to troll.
	You know, like with making milk racist, we've got to make people want to buy Dilbert Funko Pops.
	Like, we've got to be like, dude, I want the major rare Funko Pop.
	They have like 10 left and sell out the Funko Pops of Dilbert.
	Well, you should write an article like why the most prominent white supremacists love Dilbert Funko Pops or something.
	So then the media picks up on it.
	Yeah.
	Dude.
	We love it.
	Someone said the doll is demonic.
	So there's that.
	All right.
	We have a couple more.
	I think we have like two or three more.
	Let me see if we have my friend here can go to bed.
	Oh, yeah.
	Someone just brought paid to put this on the screen.
	So there you go.
	Wow.
	Oh, he's actually said end.
	MJ said, just for the guys watching all of the gross stuff for us, thanks.
	It's from MJ.
	Thanks, MJ.
	Why are you gay said Elijah?
	No matter where you live, it's gay.
	Global homo influence is there.
	We must push back.
	Well, that's just how it is.
	Dubstiff said it's a fake masquerade, Josh.
	They're faking it everything, including their genitals.
	MJ also said, I agree with Josh.
	St. Louis guy should have been aiming at the leather dude.
	Wow.
	Wow, MJ.
	MJ's really gotten extreme.
	She's like, she's an extremist.
	We radicalized her online.
	She's dope.
	She's like very, very based, very, very pro-misogyny, very, very, very cool girl.
	She's very cool.
	I really like her.
	I would like, this is when it's like, would you like to go to the meetup?
	Yeah, Josh, I would with you and Kez go and hang out and get dinner with MJ and whoever else.
	That'd be dope.
	MJ, MJ said she would give me her car.
	Wow.
	But I don't know if she was serious.
	So I'd meet her up for that.
	The car.
	Give me.
	Give me car.
	And then Grey Ghost, I can't read that out loud, but that's what Grey Ghost sent in the chat there.
	We're not going to do an after-show on local city because it's so late, and so we're not going to do an after-show because my brother in Christ here needs to go to bed.
	But to plug to everyone on, yeah, to plug to everyone on plug your stuff.
	Twitter, Josh LaCash, L-E-K-A-C-H.
	But rongo P.gumroad.com.
	The link is going to be in the description of today's episode.
	You can find my podcast there.
	You can find the manual there.
	And you will love it.
	That's the best I could do at 11.30.
	I usually go to bed at 9 p.m.
	So this is more than midnight for me.
	But yeah, I love you.
	I love you all.
	You're all great.
	Yes.
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