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It looks like nobody is safe, including MS-13 in El Salvador.
Today, we're going to be talking about Woody Harrelson calling out Big Pharma on SNL and the shock.
Who would have known Big Pharma was a scam group?
We're also going to be looking at the craziest videos that we've seen of kids being made to march flags, gay flags, in front of their friends and cohorts, as well as an apology up front for the maternity photos for surrogate photo shoots.
We have so much insane things.
This is a brand new format that I'm going to be putting out today with segments and pacing.
And I appreciate your guys' feedback as we develop this live stream into a new show.
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Okay, well, I just want to play this because this is some pretty interesting stuff.
So what I noticed, the PSYOP that happens is that there's this weird momentum that happens where I actually get nervous when people are allowed to say certain things on network TV because I presume that if they are starting to say something that is effectively true, that there's just like a steam valve.
Like it's like now it's okay to say it, right?
Like they're giving permission that now's the time that you can talk about this, which means that it no longer has power, authority.
It's irrelevant to the elite.
So the fact that he gets on SNL, one of the biggest sitcom shows on our like live sitcom shows on television, it's iconic.
I mean, it's not been very good for the last couple years.
And he's able to call out big pharma.
To me, this is not really a win because it just shows to me that big pharma doesn't care that it's being called out and that it's impervious to criticism and that they've already done whatever they needed to do.
The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in their homes and people can only come out if they take the cartel's drugs and keep taking them over and over.
So, you know, so he decides that he's going to he's going to go and just call out the big cartels, right?
He says directly, there's a big cartel and they've given you guys all the vaccines and they're asking you guys all to continue to take them and you guys are all slaves to this.
And I want to remind you, this is on a comedy show.
This is like on a comedy show that he's saying this.
And I feel like in 2023, it's not dangerous to say that the vaccines rollout did not work the way that they planned or that they sold it to us.
This is not controversial.
The question, the efficacy of masks to somehow say that, you know, maybe not everyone should be getting boosted.
Like these are like, they go, whoa, is it, did you really say that on the network televisions?
And it's like, yeah, that's not that big of a deal.
I don't know if you agree with me, but I just don't feel like that's big of a thing.
I think it feels like the people, the mainstream people who are watching this, who all took the injections and did the masks and followed along, did the whole thing, their response will be like, ah, yeah, the government, oh, the government's always screwing over the people.
Ah, they did it again.
Like, we just, this is why we don't like the government.
We don't trust the government.
And no one trusts the government.
Nobody on either side.
But it's not going to be like, oh my gosh, everybody tried to warn us and tell us.
And it's like, oh, yeah, we all, we all fell for it.
The government, they're always up to nonsense like that, but not like, hey, there were people actually trying to warn us.
And also, the seriousness of what they did, of how it's affecting people's lives.
Like, I don't know, people who may be just like dying suddenly and having health issues for the rest of their life.
That serious part, he sort of didn't exactly bring up.
It was just that the government's just making money, making us all take their drugs, but not, well, okay, so what are the drugs doing now?
And are we going to protest?
Are we going to pull, like, what are we going to do to these big mafia pharmacy companies?
Right, it's like being able, it's like, it's like being stuck in a prison and complaining to your cellmate that the prison sucks.
And it's like, well, you're complaining the prison sucks.
And this is a good example, right?
I think this is the sad part is that conservatives and the right-wing people have been talking about this for a long time.
And apparently, the reason why I say I get concerned is because all of a sudden Woody Harrelson is on this network tour warning everyone about the pharmaceutical companies and about vaccines or whatever he's warning them about.
But like, I'm saying when you're allowed to say this, then I get nervous on why they're allowing him to say because here's him on Bill Maher, who is, by the way, normally does actually platform people and does let them talk about things that they want to talk about to an extent, right?
He'll even interview right-wing establishment people like Ben Shapiro and neocons like that, but he won't talk to anyone too obscure, but he still gives somewhat of a fair conversation, although he's still a shit lib.
This is what Woody Harrelson had to say on his show.
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Here's the CDC promoting that we have to do all of these things, right?
I don't like profiteering anymore.
You know?
Think of the billions of dollars that have gone to big pharma.
But I was getting back to my original point.
The last people I would trust with my health is big pharma and big government, because neither one of those strike me as caring entities.
I think they've done a lot of studies about vitamin D and how important it was when the people who had low levels, they were much more vulnerable to COVID.
Why not tell people that?
Can't you make money selling vitamin D?
Is it that kind of worst that could have happened?
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But that's just it, man.
There was only one thing.
You know, Ivermectin got made into a horse tranquilizer or horse, whatever it is.
I don't now, because I haven't seen any of this, but I don't know if this is going to reach the young people because this is an old, white, straight man.
And also how many people watch Bill Maher that are young.
I do find it to be a bit disingenuous, though, and this is what I bring up, is it's like, they go, well, see, we're not really conspiracy theorists because once the evidence was conclusive, then we decided, oh, now we can be honest.
We can let people come on and talk about these things.
But when they were trying to take away our right to travel, when they were trying to tell us that we couldn't go to work, a lot of people who watch the show even lost their jobs.
We couldn't see our family.
Luckily, we can finally see them today.
They separated us for years, caused stress, unwanted problems.
Right.
I know people who got in trouble for just eating outside.
They literally locked people down in like Singapore for eight months, couldn't leave their apartments.
I mean, countries went overboard, this country included.
And then all of a sudden, it's like, yeah, well, but now we're kind of admitting, hey, we sort of fucked up a little bit and we kind of messed up.
It's like, no, you didn't just mess up.
That's like aborting my child and then saying, oh, I'm sorry.
Like, I aborted your kid.
I realize I should have kept him.
It's like, you could apologize and I can accept your apology and I can believe that you're sorry, but also, can you just say that like you shouldn't have killed my child?
And they're not going to say they shouldn't have done that.
That's the key thing.
They don't apologize for what they've done and don't admit it was wrong.
They don't admit.
They won't even say like they're like, they won't even admit.
They'll go, it actually, what we did in the moment was right.
It was actually a correct thing to do.
And they justify it and then they flip the table and then they say, look, we were going by the science.
And the other thing is, is I feel like in both of both of his videos where he's talking about it, he is the thing that seems to make that he has an issue with is the fact that the pharmacy companies made billions of dollars.
And it's just the rich getting richer, which is still their whole, it still kind of fits the narrative that they want to say, like, ah, the rich, the billionaires, they don't care about us.
They're just trying to get rich.
But missing, like how you said, people lost their businesses.
People are losing their lives.
Like the, the, what the havoc that it's wreaked on people.
I don't even know if that's something that you say, but I think you understand.
Is so severe.
And we're not even, he's not, he can't even, maybe he's just out of touch because he's a rich celebrity.
But can you not even see the damage that it's caused across the nation and across the world with with your with the people who are have no money, who have been just totally, their lives totally destroyed by this.
But it's not about, oh, these people, the government destroyed Americans' lives, has poisoned them, has made them sick.
And I got to tell you, as we're going to jump into this, guys, I got to show you something that's going on with MS-13.
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Let's talk about this.
Okay, so getting back into the Matrix, we got one more story that I want to talk about.
Is that it is kind of crazy.
We have the El Salvador story in the MS13 gang, but I'll save that for the locals.
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I thought it was really crazy checking in on the Matrix.
Like, people are still saying this, like it's a breakthrough, and they're still getting in trouble for this.
Look at that: 54,000 retweets, 56.5 million views.
He's a huge streamer, and he came across and said there are only two genders.
And I want to give people credit, right?
Because I think a lot of people go, Oh, I already knew that everyone knows that.
Well, he didn't, apparently.
And we're all on different levels when it comes to breaking out of the Matrix.
We're all on different levels when it comes to breaking free in our thinking.
Just because this guy just realized, or maybe recently in the last year, that wokeness is a disease.
It's like you start with realizing there is a disease, then you realize what the disease is, and then you start to question who's behind the disease, and then that's how they get you and cancel you.
But that's another story.
But he said, you know, that there are only two genders, and the internet is trying to cancel him.
Like, it's he just showed porn to his audience, and nobody cared.
Like, he showed porn to his minor, his underage audience.
I believe, I believe that was Aiden.
Get me wrong.
I believe that was Aiden.
Correct me in the chat if I'm incorrect.
Get him.
But yeah, but he said that there are only two genders.
And the internet has exploded in anger at him.
And I just want to remind people how much work we still have left to do.
It is 2023, and saying there are two genders is still a controversy.
Yeah, for me too, but also he's known as Bottom G because he got fact-checked and cracked by Tate, who's, by the way, been in jail for 61 days now without any formal charges.
Just reminding you, though, an update on Andrew Tate, been in jail for 61 days with no formal charges.
But enough of the Matrix.
Again, we're going to hit the president of El Salvador Crackdown MS 13 stuff on locals only at the end of the stream.
But I think we need to laugh.
I think it's time that we look at some funny shit Harry Prince Harry is doing a counseling session on a live stream about his privacy This is not even a joke.
Sydney Church, it basically paints their steps rainbow.
And we're going to find out the citizens of Sydney are fighting back against the gay mob.
And of course, we have a great value Andrew Tate.
We have a lot of funny videos that are coming up right now here on the segment of Lol.
Yeah, but I okay, so you know that Prince Harry and Megan Markle are like very upset because they're really trying to have privacy.
That's the whole thing.
They're really trying to keep their lives private.
Well, it turned out, I'm not even to get into it too deeply, but to the New York Post, Prince Harry is to unpack with a trauma expert in a live stream talk in the first ever live stream counseling sessions because he's got to deal with the trauma of being exposed to the pressure.
Yes, but I'm saying like in order to deal with the trauma of having to be like, okay, and I mean this.
Look, look, I feel bad for people.
Like I've always asked people for privacy in my life.
Not everyone's always given it to me, which is fine.
But like if I wanted privacy, then I wouldn't go and I had trauma from my privacy invaded.
I don't have trauma from it.
I just think people are fucking retarded that invade your privacy.
But I do think that Prince Harry and them, it's getting to the point where I wonder if we're in a comedy.
Is this a black mirror episode?
Because I think everybody, to an extent, like I want to respect them just because they're public figures.
Like, yeah, I get it.
Like the royal family, the queen's pretty evasive.
She likes to have privacy, whatever.
But it's like, can we just bring up how ridiculous this is right now?
Surely it's the fact that Prince Harry is to unpack struggles, that Prince Harry is set to unpack his experiences with a controversial trauma expert on Saturday during a virtual event in which attendees can submit questions for the former world to answer.
Harry, whose memoirs square top bestseller charts, will join the Canadian doctor and author Gabor Mate.
I don't know how to say that, Gabor.
An intimate conversation to which royal fans can purchase tickers.
Is that a phrase, tickers?
Is that a typo?
I've seen those tickers.
They've been causing problems around my neighborhood recently.
The tickers for $33.99.
Publisher Random House said in a statement about the event.
So $33.99 for tickers.
Those, if we would just end ticker violence, maybe we could get ahead.
No, but the tickers apparently for 33 bucks.
So for $34, you can pay to have him unwind his trauma on you on a live stream.
This is not healthy because I my degree, not really degree, but whatever.
I studied family therapy and counseling. a few years back.
There is a privacy policy when you see a therapist or a counselor or even your doctor where they are not going to share your information with anybody unless you're going to be a danger to yourself or others or perhaps if the court calls for some legal documents or whatever, something like that.
But otherwise, you have to, you know, your client has to know that there is this privacy between the two of you.
That's the whole point about being able to talk freely and openly with somebody who's not in your family, not your friend.
They're not judgmental or anything like that.
And there is this covenant of privacy between the two of you, which allows somebody to then open up and be totally vulnerable.
What about opening up trauma in your life publicly seems like that's going to be a healthy, beneficial thing for you?
First, you should figure it out yourself, deal with it.
And if you want to then go and share publicly, maybe you are a public figure and you want to be like, hey, my brother is the king and I'm just the prince.
So that's traumatic.
And my wife, don't get me started on my wife.
But figure that stuff out privately before you figure it out with the world.
Well, I think it's almost like a reversal because it's like the internet's insatiable desire for drama is like, I swear, there's nobody more, there's nothing worse to me than straight men who gossip and like drama.
If you're into gossip and drama and you're a straight man, you're worse than women and homosexuals because women and homosexuals like to gossip and cause problems in social groups.
Women don't get along.
The only thing that women hate more than misogynists is other women.
That's just the truth.
It's like women hate sexism, misogyny, and then up here is their hatred for other women.
They don't get along.
The only way they like women is if the woman will team up with them to take down other women or to take down other men.
It's like literally women don't like each other.
And homosexuals hate themselves mostly.
A lot of them do and have untold drama.
And then they create, it's real bitchy.
Like they get real bitchy with each other.
But straight men that get bitchy like that too and do that, it doesn't even make sense because statistically they're supposed to be the smallest fraction of individuals that cause drama and problems.
Like 9%, I think, of straight men are like interested in drama and that kind of stuff.
But the fact that this dude is like married to a chick and he's a prince makes it 10 times worse because he's like, in their words, privileged.
His soul just says that for men and women today because even like they're saying like, oh, women hate other women and stuff like that, or the boys are now getting into gossiping.
And I think there's been too much mingling.
Too much mingling of the sexes.
All of our like hanging out in world stuff, we're all together.
I think there needs to be men and women separation in lots of areas of life.
Like men need to have their own little clubs to go and hang out with the boys, and girls need to have their own thing.
And I think when girls are away from the boys, it takes away that competitiveness because we're all trying to get a man.
We want to secure the best man.
We want someone to provide for us and we don't want to feel like we're in competition with other women.
And the boys, they need to have the other boys to be like, dude, don't gossip, or hey, don't be saying that to the girls, or don't, hey, don't speak in front of the women like that.
That's inappropriate.
And then to talk about whatever boys talk about, I'm not going to pretend like I know or care, but let's just, we need to just have more time where the girls all hang out with the girls and the boys hang out with the boys.
And certain, at certain times, we can come together.
Like for a dance or for a dinner party, but then we didn't have some time to separate.
Well, yeah, and that's what I think is that's why I'm going to say I want we should all be at a higher standard of like like I that's why I just find it ironic.
It's it's why it's in the low section.
I just find it pretty funny that you're like publicly begging for privacy and then asking everyone to stop getting involved in your business and then you're selling tickets to a live stream about your trauma from being a public figure.
So this lady is a is just a lesbian who wore some outfits and then stood on front of a building and said don't tell me she's in she's like a priest or something.
Okay, well they got confronted by this guy on the street.
Okay, this is where it actually is funny.
So they got confronted and he was like, he was like basically saying like, dude, you guys are making a mockery.
I see this a few days ago.
Like, yo, you're making a mockery of this.
Like, you guys, you've made everything gay.
We're sick and tired of it.
And it's like, how is this funny, Elijah?
What is the comedy in all of this?
I don't know what we're doing to laugh about this.
Somehow, this video popped up.
And this is, I believe, I believe this is the same steps.
Because I swear, it's like, if it's not, at least it's similar.
So, yeah, so he went, someone went and, so he went around Sydney and they just corrected the murals.
And I got to say this: how can you get mad about them?
Because really, the color gray, the dark color that he had is all the colors mixed together.
I just feel like I'm constantly being treated like a little kid.
And the activism is so childish.
Like, what happened to when men were out there like fighting wars and like doing things that actually was like, dang, this, hey, my husband's going out.
He had to do some activism because some people are like, you know, messing around with kids.
So they're going out with their pitchforks and whatnot.
And they're going to, you know, that felt like, oh, dang, you know.
And as we jump to the next part of the story, which is actually really funny, the next thing is absolutely hilarious.
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So speaking of that, I did find this next thing.
There's one thing about Joe Biden as well, which we'll cover in the locals only.
We'll go over that.
But there's this guy.
I just thought this was like that he's like trying to imitate Andrew Tate and like kind of while Andrew Tate's in jail.
He's trying to sort of be this, like, cool guy, right?
And he, like, kind of copied the format.
I guess it's sort of like – but I think he's lacking a few things, including not just, like, probably real firearms but, you know, lifting weights at the gym.
And I just got to ask the question.
This guy pulls up on your girlfriend, right?
This guy pulls up on your girlfriend.
What are you going to do?
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Let's take you, for example, and me.
And we both pull up and we go to your girl.
Odds are, I'm going to take that bitch.
If you compared me to you, you're not going to win that battle.
So the next time you think that your girl's on lock, I got the keys to the castle, motherfucker.
But he took a picture on a Maserati, which, by the way, I've heard those things can go 200 miles before the engine blows.
Okay, I've been in.
I have a friend who has a proper Maserati, right?
Up in New York.
I don't know what the version of the Maserati is, but it's not that one.
And I mean, it's sick.
It's several hundred thousand dollars.
And I feel like Maserati really did themselves a disservice by providing a cheaper version of Maserati.
They are cool.
They are cool.
And like, I've owned some cool cars in my life, right?
I've had some good cars.
I've really enjoyed having good cars in my life.
I've really enjoyed them.
But my car is still faster than that.
And it probably costs less than the Maserati still.
So I'm like, I don't understand what the appeal is.
And all this like flexing hustler culture to me is ironic because, dude, even if a poor guy has like 10% more body mass, he's going to knock you the fuck out.
Confidence in a man is attractive, but there's got to be some kind of, I don't know what it is, like Energy or like a like this man's confidence feels a little bit misplaced.
I don't know anything about him except that thing, but for to listen to him be like, I could take your girl or whatever, it makes me just be like, I don't, your confidence is not, I don't know what's the words for what's the words for her.
I don't know if there are any girls that just watched that felt anything like, oh, hmm, there's a guy that is very confident and huh, you know what I mean?
So, like, to break this down on the what the F, like, I don't understand, and I will continue to not understand.
Like, if you told me that this was a green flag the kids were holding and that somebody deep faked this, I would believe you because somewhere in my brain, I want to think that adults aren't this stupid to, like, like, like, I am so uninterested in even, like, in even knowing as a, you know, to become a father and whatnot, knowing I'm going to have to, you know, be there for my kids, talk to them about sex, be, you know, have discussions, have mentorship.
I'm like, realizing, okay, I got to get prepared to like understand the dynamics with my own children.
I don't want to answer for anybody's children, even of friends that I know.
I don't want to talk to my friends' kids about sex.
I don't want to have conversations with sexuality.
It's not my place.
So I don't know where people even get to the fact of like with random strangers kids, you want to like put a flag so that as everyone enters the game, it's that we're all celebrating.
They're uniting.
The two teams are uniting under the homo flag.
And there are some chill gays out there and whatnot, but like it's just getting to it's just getting to a point to where I don't know if we're being pranked.
Like I don't know if we're being pranked or everyone's just godforsakenly retarded.
I don't understand.
And I don't know the difference anymore of if this is real or not.
So maybe like a vague understanding, but I don't know if I would have.
And maybe for girls, it's, I don't know.
I don't know, but it feels young.
These feel like they're children.
They're just little girls.
And for them to have to be thinking about sex and that sort of stuff and then to be carrying a flag to represent not even just normal sex with that that their parents have told them about.
Like when you grow up, you know, you're going to get married to a man and da-da-da.
But it's like, so basically there are men that like to bend each other over and do this, that, and the other.
And some people will cut their penises off.
And it's like, do these girls, A, know exactly what that flag represents?
And B, if they do, that's concerning.
And why are you getting children to hold up something that is so symbolic of sexuality that shouldn't even be a discussion for them?
It's so silly, even for it to represent, as an adult, I liked rainbows when I was a little girl.
I don't like rainbows now.
I'm not going to do like, oh, I want a rainbow duna or like, oh my gosh, this pillow is rainbow.
Ah, I want that.
I've sort of really grown past that, and I would imagine most people would.
But for LGBT people to be like, I have my rainbow flag and my rainbow pin and my rainbow outfits and my little boa, feather boa to go out and my leather daddies to wear at the parades and all these kinds of things.
That's a circumstantial and evidential-based symptom of a decrepit society.
We are falling apart.
We are very fallen people.
I always say it on the show, like I'm very far from perfect.
And I'm like trying to follow God.
And I'm really reading my word now.
And I've been really good.
I've been able to just be focused and I'm have joy returning and stuff.
And I understand that not everything in the human heart, even that can't be seen, is of God.
Not everything is good for you, right?
Like we can get really obsessed with, we can convince ourselves that anything's good.
Like people can live for money.
That might not be an outwardly horrible thing, but it leaves you very empty in the inside.
If you're living for money, you'll never have enough.
You'll always be wanting more.
And there are poorer people who are more satisfied and happy and content with what they have because of their mindset, their appreciation for what they have.
That it's like when we take something like, like money's not bad.
Money's actually good, but it's got to be presented and appreciated with the value that it brings and nothing more and nothing less.
It's got to be respected for what it is.
And pregnancy is one of those weird things in giving birth that I feel like we've lost in our society on like the value of what it means to have a family, to grow up and to have children, to be parents.
And it's like now children are an accessory.
It's like we just grow, like they go, oh, we're going to have artificial wounds.
We're going to have artificial wounds.
This is crazy.
This is dystopian.
Bro, you have artificial wounds.
You have women.
Like, this is not the same thing as a woman isn't producing breast milk and the other woman's, you know, you've always had wet nurses and women who help feed the babies.
This is not the difference of a mother was pregnant with a kid and the father died and you still want to celebrate and take a maternity shoot.
This isn't like a circumstantial thing.
This is like you used IVF, you got a woman pregnant and you're celebrating this and it's creepy.
And also you know they're gay men and don't have a woman in their life because a woman would have corrected those t-shirts probably and ironed them and made them and made sure they tucked in their t-shirts and stuff.
That's the shit women do.
They're like tuck in your shirt, wear a belt, that kind of shit.
The last, I'll do the rest of them and the locals.
We have three other stories that I'm just going to cover one more because I just thought this was absolutely one of the funniest things.
I think this is so far the most extreme COVID hysteria I have seen.
I'm not joking because we're going over with time.
Check this out.
Clay Travis brought light to this girl, Dr. Deepda Gerda Sani.
I'm going to check and make sure she's real.
Let me see.
I guess she's real.
So I don't know.
I was thinking this was a joke, but apparently this is a real person.
Apparently, Clay Travis said that she had six COVID shots, always wore a mask for three years, tested positive for COVID, and then she lost her mind.
Look at this thread.
It's pretty insane.
So I finally got infected and tested positive last Tuesday.
It's been a rough week.
Not sure where I picked it up.
I was following a flight, so they may have been during the flight.
We're at an airport.
Didn't remove FFP3 at any point except for ID or perhaps outdoor swimming.
know um and i was trying to figure out this is a parody account but i don't i that's what i'm saying I don't know.
And it says epidemiologist, but I feel like we're all being pranked because people take money and I don't know if they're getting paid to be retarded or they have money and so they're comfortable.
They don't question anything and they're actually confused and it makes me doubt the entire medical establishment.
That just made me she has gotten six shots apparently from her history and she always wears a medical grade mask everywhere she goes only to take it down for ID and outdoor swimming.
Bitch had to clarify that she didn't wear it while swimming because the likelihood that she probably did wear it in swimming was pretty high.
I wonder if she's going to now go like, well, I guess all of my meticulous effort to keep myself safe, getting vaccinated and wearing masks didn't work.
So I might as well just live my life freely now and not worry about it because either I'm going to get it or I'm not.
I wonder if that was her thought process after the fact.
Yeah, I don't know what the meaning was, but I just thought I didn't know some people were up to six shots.
Like we're up to six different shots and it absolutely blows my mind.
We have a couple more stories that we want to share from you guys in the what the fuck category, but that'll be on locals only.
And for now, if you guys go to locals and when you actually go there, you guys, now every show, you guys will be able to pick a story that we'll talk about at least one story.
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I hope you guys keep adding these on Locals, but let's see what you guys brought to the table.
Well, it is Mardi Gras.
It's World Gay Celebration in the world.
Also in the United States, even though it's Black History Month, it's World Gay Pride.
So this is the first year, I believe, the first year we've had World Gay Pride.
I might be wrong.
Maybe the second year.
And it's in Sydney, Australia.
Coincidentally, World Gay Pride is also where Australia, for the first time, implemented Chinese-level facial recognition technology that alerts police based off of the mood.
If five or more men are in a group and their face gives off like upsetness or there seems to be an issue, it alerts the police to respond.
What's up with Australians and not letting the boys have fun?
Australians are such sour pusses sometimes.
They really are, but we love some of them.
Not all of them, but some of them.
So they had this World Mardi Gras, and everyone was super excited because Anthony Albany's the prime minister of Australia marched with the homosexuals.
And like that, this is really sad.
And I know that my mind's changing genuinely.
It has been changing over the years because normally I'd watch these documentaries and many years ago I'd be like, yeah, I don't know why people can't just have pride or like just march in the street.
Maybe five years ago, I just would not pay attention to it.
And I would think, I'm in LA.
It's always happened in LA.
It never bothered me.
It just, you know, just ignore it.
Whatever.
But they were like, back in the 1960s, the police cornered all of the Mardi Gras or 70s, cornered them and arrested them all.
And instead of putting them in jail, they took all the homosexuals and they put their pictures on the internet on newspapers and in buses and added them in whatever.
And it was like this whole thing where the police like cracked down and didn't allow pride and like beat people up and stuff.
And I just thought like, I mean, maybe we shouldn't be beating the shit out of people in the street, but also like, I think we've overcorrected.
Like, I don't know where we should be on this issue per se.
I don't know the exact place we should be, but definitely like having men in dick swinging costumes, swinging their dicks on floats in front of children is like, you should be put in a wood chipper for that.
Yeah, so basically, that's probably the most exciting thing that happened in Australia in the last year besides maybe like, I swear the news out here is like, nay, is it seven?
A young boy almost got beat by an alligator or crocodile or what is it?
Yeah, but the interviews in the news out here are like comical because what it is, it's like, what's it called?
It's like you end up having, for instance, like they interview the person, but for like 15 minutes on the news because they don't have anything else to talk about.
They'll be like, so it's like just a camera.
There's like a woman in a park.
It's like, the guy in the studio is like, so Cezanne.
I have like the largest five head in the history of five heads.
It's like a six head, actually.
I have an extremely large for it, so they don't allow me to go because I have too much real estate.
It actually I have to pay a tax to get the ashes on my forehead.
But the best part is Mark Wahlberg was kind of explaining something about his system because I really, really think he's a, you know, we've been to his food restaurant in Texas, Wahlburger.
And this is just what he had to say on the 40-day challenge that we could all try to do better and to seek to do better in our lives.
And I really appreciate that.
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Have issues with food.
There are other things.
God knows the things that he wants you to detach from.
You know, we all know those things that make us feel guilty, don't make us feel as good as we should.
So being able to detach from those things and focus on good habits as opposed to bad habits.
So there are challenges for fasting.
Like today, I won't have any meat.
I'll have one meal today, and I'll do that every Friday throughout Lent and Good Friday.
But just challenging people to be better versions of themselves.
It's interesting because I was telling you before, you know, I grew up in a faith background, but not Catholic, so I have never given up something for Lent.
This year I did.
Now, because I'm not a good Catholic, I thought it was...
I was last week, so I actually started last Wednesday.
So you got a head start?
Overachieving.
Yes, but I decided, I gave up Instagram just because I thought, you know what, I'd like to use the time I might be just scrolling to be doing something else more reflective and thoughtful.
And I found Lent to be interesting because it doesn't have to mean deprivation.
Can just mean choosing something else that serves you and connects you to your faith and your community better.
Yes, and ultimately, I just think it gives me discipline has always been important for me in life.
Once I started getting into movies and transitioned from music, I realized I needed a lot of discipline in my life, and that discipline has afforded me so many other things, and I've been rewarded for it so much, and I want to share that with people.
So, whether that's with fasting, working out more, detaching from other things, and just spending more time with God in prayer or in thoughtful reflection.
And those things are important.
So, your faith means so much to you.
Have you always talked about it?
Or did you feel at some point, like, okay, I have a platform here, and I just want to share this part of my journey?
I have, you know, it's a balance.
I don't want to jam it down anybody's throat, but I do not deny my faith.
That's an even bigger sin.
You know, it's not popular in my industry, but you know, I cannot deny my faith.
It's important for me to share that with people.
But I have friends from all walks of life and all different types of faiths and religions.
So, you know, it's important to respect and honor them as well.
Yeah, people in Boston are very Catholic, and that's very good.
And also, he's this guy.
Have you ever have you ever seen Mark Wahlberg's personal discipline in his life?
It's like, I might be getting this wrong, but like, from my understanding, he wakes up like 3 or 4 a.m.
He has one of the best indoor gyms.
He works out for a few hours, goes to set.
He has this beautiful house in LA.
He has a few other houses.
It's really nice property.
The dude is jacked, and he eats clean, and he's just like a family guy.
And it's very, that's also ironic because Boston's a pretty rough area, but Boston's really big on family.
People are real big, where they used to be, right?
And you've got the Catholics and whatnot out there.
But I do find him to be, I found it to be admirable, and I always find it to be interesting because he's more of a stoic individual.
He also is the sniper.
He's the sniper.
He didn't try to kill president.
They say he tried to kill president, but he didn't try to kill president.
He didn't try to kill president.
People say he didn't, but I don't think he got set up.
Mark Wahlberg got set up.
If you don't get the reference, then leave.
But he's also, I just thought that was kind of uplifting that he kind of went up and just said, like, he got to explain what Lent, what he was doing, and then need to sacrifice.
And I wanted to share that because as I've been like, as I've been trying to, you know, get healthier and change, crashing from when my mom died and just like struggling with like just challenges in my brain of like, just you just feel a lot of pain.
It's like you do realize that a lot of times we hold on to things as coping mechanisms.
Like we can hold, like, that's why the left is so bad with their victimhood is because sometimes they have real wrong that was done to them.
Sometimes they've gone through real harmful experiences, but they hold on to that trauma.
Like you could have a family member die, but to hold on to it and to not like give it to God and to not work through it and to not detach from it will put you into a place to where you know where God could be teaching you.
He could be trying to grow you.
He could be training you and making you stronger where adversity should make us stronger, not weaker.
And adversity should push us.
And that's to me, a lot of people I know that celebrate Lent.
I used to celebrate, I've celebrated Lent many times, especially when I've gone and visited some, I used to go to an Orthodox service at one point, seminary, that when you're going there, it's like you do give this up and you're teaching your body to detach and to give something, to sacrifice like God sacrificed for you.
It's way deeper meaning.
I'm butchering it.
But I think that it's interesting that they even gave him the stage, again, to talk about it.
And I thought he presented it really well.
I thought he was just like, he's already disciplined.
He's already good.
But he's just like, who couldn't use 40 days to detach from the things that make us less of a good person?
And there's so many things in our lives.
It could be trauma.
It could even be good things.
Money.
It could be anything.
Vices, like anything in our lives can detract away from us reaching our full potential.
And how weird is it that that's not what TV's about?
Like, I can imagine more people on TV were encouraging people to detach from what's not helpful and to grow and to be there.
For me, trying to stick to this Mark Loebliner diet plan is very hard.
He wants me to lose like another five to ten pounds.
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But some things are just gross.
Some things are disgusting.
This is just you.
I saw it.
You have to see it too.
In today's you segment, we've got some crazy shit.
Not only do we have to talk about the Oakland having to set up barriers to prevent prostitution in the streets, fat people are getting rich on OnlyFans, and BuzzFeed's trying to make AI fat and black.
Yeah, I know.
So let's just get into this straight up.
So Oakland, California has such a problem with some streets and prostitution, and they can't simply stop all the prostitutes.
So they've decided, like typical California fashion.
Yes, but in typical California fashion, they've decided to attack the opposite of what they could be attacking to solve the problem, which is not the pimps, but the cars.
I don't mean to be rude, but ma'am, you live in Oakland.
Like, I know we should expect more of our own nations and our countries by asking for a safer place and a better environment to live, but in that area, you that's the most are Aboriginals violent.
Like, are you all sorry?
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Like, sorry, I don't know the U.S. neighborhoods and what they're known.
This is like Oakland is like Los Angeles, but all the white people are in San Francisco that have money.
So you have a city, a shithole city that's as expensive as Los Angeles and the crime of Mexico.
Oakland is like bottom of the barrel, high living costs, high taxes, bad police force, lots of riots during BLM, and extremely liberal and progressive, and black people get off with like out any, any issues.
Oakland is probably like, I think it's got to be in the top 10 most violent cities in America.
It's got to be up there in terms of just, so it's like, I got shot because of prostitutes.
No, ma'am, you got sh your car got shot because you're in Oakland.
I was in Oakland.
I rented a car in Oakland recently.
And when I was there, they told you that they don't sell insurance to cover your belongings being stolen and that it's your fault if the windows get broken.
It's a very ugly, rough, littered, dangerous place where the laws aren't enforced and the crime is staggering.
I drove around Oakland for an entire day in late October of 2021 to see what it was like these days.
And I don't recall seeing any part of the city that was welcoming, safe, or clean.
It was really quite an experience.
Oakland's had trouble for decades now.
In the 1990s, it was home to an explosion of gangs and drug use, though a lot of the gang activity here isn't nearly as bad as it was 30 years ago.
Then, following the Bay Area tech boom, came a spike in the cost of living, which priced out the lower class.
Now the middle class is priced out too.
Because over the last five years, the cost of rent or own a home is pushing even more people out onto the streets.
Oakland is drug-filled.
It's a graffiti-covered shell of its former self where you can't let your guard down for a minute or risk being robbed, assaulted, or shot at.
At least in the greater downtown area.
Here's a map of the area I covered in my car on this day.
Oakland can be broken down into many regions, but we'll keep it simple and split it into two, West and East Oakland.
That's usually how it's divided anyways.
Here in West Oakland, you have the greater downtown area.
Downtown itself doesn't look too bad at all.
It's pretty dangerous, but just a few blocks west of downtown, and you find all sorts of abandoned warehouses and people lining the streets and their RVs and cars.
Clearly victims of homelessness.
This is the side of town where most of the homeless camps are located.
Some look like something you'd see in Haiti.
Lean-two shacks made of recovered junk that serve as four walls and a roof, but that's just about it.
Other areas just outside of downtown are home to hundreds of people camped out in makeshift shanties among piles of trash with rats.
Parts of West Oakland don't even look like the United States.
Any between the litter and the gutted buildings or neighborhoods.
Can you imagine being surrounded by this?
I mean, paying $3,000 a month for a crummy apartment to live here?
I feel like there would be enough people not lusting after her, but perhaps curious about what she might upload and how she might demonstrate sexiness.
Don't you think?
I don't know how curious people are and if they would be like, oh, I'll give five bucks to see what this let, like, do you not feel a little bit curious?
One last thing that I will show you here is that apparently BuzzFeed, you were talking about BuzzFeed the other day about how BuzzFeed, what happened to them, right?
But BuzzFeed realized there was a problem with AI because AI has been racist and also body shaming people.
So they said that they were really happy that these AI artists are creating the fat black characters so sorely lacking in mainstream sci-fi and fantasy.
They're using AI to fat black people deserve to be main characters capable of anything.
The only thing that this person seems to be capable of probably is a heart attack by the age of 35.
Speaking of that, where you make observations about trends without talking about them, one of my favorite Twitter that I follow, one of my favorite Twitter pages is called Asian Crime Report, Asian Crime Report.
And they filmed this Asian woman, this Asian hate.
They post Asian hate videos, and there's a trend in them.
I don't know what the trend is, but I watched it and I just go, hmm.
I wonder what the trend could be.
This man walks between an Asian woman in the middle of New York and said this.
That's funny because it's kind of true, but it's like, but it's like kind of ridiculous.
But if you were to say, and you were to call me out on something that really hurt my feelings because it was too close to the truth and I was insecure about it, then we would call that racism.
Yeah, people, my brother actually called a black kid that in high school and got the shitbeat out of him.
And then black kid didn't get in trouble.
Because it's in the United States, if you use mean words against black people and they respond with violence, it's okay.
I just want to remind you that that's literally what we've been taught when we grew up, is that black people are just going to get violent against you if you use certain words and you should just expect it and no one's going to do anything about it.
It's a very uncivilized thing.
I think it does a disservice to the black community in general.
But I will say 50% of black people apparently in a poll think that it's not okay to be white.
So that's not looking good.
That's not looking good.
I'm not going to Scott Adams myself right now, but I do respect Scott Adams for saying what he said.
I like Scott.
I'm going to talk about that more tomorrow.
I think if I can get this podcast, you know, the guest set up, I'm trying to do a podcast tomorrow on the death of the straight white man and just like the attack on this like monolith of why they want to destroy this.
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That's also awesome.
We also have, wow, the Lebanese people in Sydney tend to live out in the Western Sydney, and Western Sydney had the harshest lockdown measures in New South Wales.
The government and police were harassing them, making sure they don't leave the radius.
Helicopters flying low through the night for months.
They waged psychological warfare specifically on Western Sydney.
I suspect because the people there are more vocal, distrustful, the government, and objected to the nonsense more strongly.
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