Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - "Touching Tips" for 60 Minutes STRAIGHT With Nick Rekieta

Feb. 16, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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"Touching Tips" for 60 Minutes STRAIGHT With Nick Rekieta | @RekietaLaw

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	Well, in a turn of events, it turns out this show is still a lot of touch tips when we want to, but we're going to keep it completely straight tonight.
	We have Nick Ricada from Ricada Law on.
	For the next 60 minutes, things are about to get weird.
	It is approximately 10:25 p.m. Eastern Time, as you'd expect when you have a Jewish person.
	They'll take everything from you, including your time.
	Just come on the show, but they'll give you nothing back.
	But disrespect love and, of course, all of your rights.
	We love our Nick Ricada and his nose.
	Join us tonight.
	Let's get down.
	I'm going to come.
	All right.
	Well, as you guys can clearly see here, we are back with another installment of Knightly Offensive.
	Yes, Make it go.
	We have the Confetti of Color here.
	I am joined in the studio by my wonderful guest today.
	Queen Fetus is not in the studio, but we have the next best thing.
	We're keeping the Junos running.
	We're keeping, you know, she has the nose, so she doesn't hear she goes.
	But we brought in the next best thing we could, Nick Ricada from Ricada Law.
	Hey, what's up, man?
	There you go.
	You told me you wanted extra COC confetti of color in your face, and I didn't disappoint.
	I brought you loads, full blasts of the confetti of color.
	How are you doing, bro?
	The last person to take this many colored loads was that cop, that female cop.
	You know, it actually reminds me here.
	I did think about that because I heard that she was filing a lawsuit because she said she was groomed into the train department.
	Apparently, she became an officer, but she was set out to be a conductor, if you know what I'm trying to say.
	So it turns out handing out lawsuits like candy these days.
	People are just handing out lawsuits like candy these days.
	But believe her, trust me, believe everything you hear on the internet.
	I do say that I have started that out with the show last time.
	I said, believe everything you read on the internet.
	I too believe everything I've read about you on the internet recently.
	And there's a lot of things about you on the internet.
	A lot of things.
	I know that you have weirdos after you still.
	And as we've mentioned, everybody's still a piece of shit.
	So it looks like nothing's changed since the last time we caught up.
	It's amazing.
	It's like the internet is a constant.
	And the constant is that everyone's fucking trash.
	I think I put something up too.
	I did put up a quick picture and I did remind people something that I did want them to know because everyone was kind of like, oh, hey, you know, this is pretty crazy show.
	Everything's happening.
	Are you okay?
	Is everything going on?
	And I wanted to remind people that I wore a t-shirt.
	So I want to bring this up on the screen.
	I took up this little selfie here, you know, looking, got the nose hairs in.
	And I reminded people, I'm like, grateful I just rocked past my goal of 199 pounds.
	You and I both got into shape recently.
	We cut off that water weight.
	We're getting healthy.
	And I did point out the fact people asked me what did the FC stand for?
	What was the brand of the t-shirt?
	And I just wanted to remind people that the brand FC on my shirt is a clothing brand dedicated to honoring the majority of Twitter users.
	It stands for fucking cunts.
	It's 100% cotton and it's super comfortable.
	Machine washable.
	Everybody's an FC today.
	Does it not feel like that?
	It feels like that.
	Dude, it does.
	I marvel daily that our society hasn't just murdered everybody.
	Like, frankly, the way people act, it's like, okay, why isn't everybody just getting killed constantly?
	Because everybody's a colossal asshole.
	Like, I'm like a lovable asshole.
	I'm an asshole, but I'm nice about it, you know?
	Yeah, you're not like the kind when it says you are what you eat.
	You're not the are what you eat asshole.
	You're just one of the kind.
	You're one of a kind.
	And I do love the fact that people have said, hey, keep a low profile right now.
	Try not to stir controversy.
	And I opened up the first 30 seconds of the show with a nod to the Jews.
	So we're on a good start.
	Well, Elijah is your name.
	Yeah.
	We've seen a lot.
	I mean, hey, random update, which is not cool.
	Ethan Ralph got suspended on Twitter.
	Did you see that?
	Yeah, I did.
	I did.
	I did comment on it on my show.
	Well, okay, so from what I've heard, all of the people who reported him over the past several years, like a bunch of people who reported him years ago, are all having their reports confirmed now.
	So it looks like there was the actual thing where if you had a blue check mark, you're really inoculated from sort of the normal system and you got put in this other thing.
	So apparently that may have come to an end.
	I think it's a real shame.
	You know, it's too bad.
	Yeah, you guys were pretty close on Twitter.
	I was unfortunate.
	Yep.
	We were.
	It was like, I feel like you guys were always going back and you guys were blocking and unblocking.
	And I felt like there was a lot happening on the Twitter.
	I never blocked him for the record.
	I never blocked Ethan Ralph.
	I don't think I've blocked anybody on Twitter.
	Ever.
	Never?
	Not even a lot.
	But no, I no, no, I just let him go.
	Explain your life.
	Ralph did block me.
	Like, I just let the weirdos come after me.
	I'm like, well, welcome to your life, buddy.
	Yeah, look, we make choices, and sometimes the choices have consequences.
	Sometimes the consequences are logical, and sometimes the consequences are really fucking stupid.
	But you get what you pay for, I suppose.
	Right.
	No, 100%.
	What?
	I was going to say you used to get what you pay for on Twitter because it was free, but now it's $8.
	No, it's more.
	It's like here in Australia, it's like $16.99 or something.
	Everything's more expensive over here.
	It's like $17.
	I have to pay double because they're on the other side of the street.
	You're in Australia?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	Why?
	Can't see.
	How would you move to the land that doesn't exist?
	I didn't move to Australia.
	I'm literally just visiting family, but it's because we didn't get to see them for like three and a half years because of the restrictions.
	And so you don't have to be vaccinated to go to Australia anymore.
	And so I decided to hang out.
	And it turns out my job is just a piece of fabric behind a desk.
	So it makes it possible to do this literally anywhere in the world.
	And so I've just been enjoying with family and kind of like, I don't know, when you have years of being separated and your own like mother-in-law almost gets arrested for eating lunch outside, you know, and people, you have nephews born and things happening and you're not a part of your family's life for years.
	My mom's dead.
	My, you know, my family's not really connected.
	And so then my wife's just separated forcibly from her family for years, doesn't get to see anything.
	We had a planned trip in December to happen already.
	And we're just here in the summertime because it's cold as shit in America.
	And I'm going to the beach every day.
	So fuck you.
	Yeah.
	Fuck you.
	You know what?
	You can eat shit.
	Actually.
	No, I hope you.
	I hope.
	Well, yeah.
	Take that.
	Motherfucker.
	I need a little luck.
	Let me.
	You need a little luck.
	I hope one of those North Korean nukes lands on you right now.
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	Because this is actually, I don't know if you know this, this is the most expensive country in the world to smoke in.
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	And I do love the fact that I bring this all up live.
	It's pretty, you do your ads too.
	I've noticed Field of Greens, right?
	Am I right?
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	It's kind of like going to a gay bar or whatever.
	But no, it's really good.
	It's a full serving of fruit and a full serving of vegetables.
	And it's not like vitamins and a bunch of bullshit packed in there.
	It's literally just ground up food.
	You mix it in water or you can mix it in with like vodka, I guess, if you wanted to or whatever you want.
	Drink it.
	You get a full serving of fruit and vegetables.
	Just helps a general overall health.
	Like if you ate them, but who eats vegetables?
	I'd rather eat steak.
	That's true.
	I was going to say, too, somebody said that no matter how much weight I lose, I'm rounding my face.
	It's called headphones.
	I've explained this to you.
	They pinch your little cheeks.
	I could, I have, I have one of these fancy things that you have as well.
	You know what I mean?
	Like I could do, I could do this thing and like properly.
	Are we doing this?
	Am I going earpiece for this show?
	Can you smell it?
	I don't know.
	Can you hear me in your earpiece?
	Yeah, I can.
	Yeah, I'm talking right now.
	Yeah, but I don't like that as much.
	I don't want to take that off.
	I got used to it.
	My headphones were, my headphones were, I was doing the trial streams and my headphones were actually causing my hair to have like a bald thinning spot, like a band across it.
	And I was like, okay, fuck that.
	Well, because you're retarded and you stream for like 12.
	You do 6 million hours a week.
	Exactly.
	Just the 6 million, though.
	I don't know where.
	Not an hour of my hours ago.
	Dude, can I ask you this before we haven't gotten anything?
	That's why literally the guy I'm working with right now, he's awesome.
	His name's Mike, and he's incredible.
	And he was like, basically, did you prepare anything?
	I'm like, yeah, no, I have stuff I want to talk about.
	And he's like, bro, let's just call this touching tips with Nick Ricada because I don't know if you're going to touch on the stories that you want to get into, but you're definitely going to get into some bullshit.
	And I was like, all right, that's true.
	That's absolutely true.
	And then my Telegram betted whether or not you're going to filibuster the whole show.
	Where's your locals?
	You got to get your locals in here.
	Don't forget, guys, if you want to right now, if you want to, Local's stream is broken.
	Dude, the RMTP isn't working right now.
	It didn't work on the last stream, but you can watch and rumble if you're in locals.
	You can get the chat.
	Just know that we do have the chat open.
	It is still open.
	You can get it right here, and it's pretty cool.
	And you can actually be in the chat.
	Mine was broken the other day, too.
	Yeah, my local streaming was broken the other day.
	Oh, I have to restart a whole.
	Yeah, what the fuck happened?
	What's going on with locals' chats?
	And while my chat works, it's just the live stream was broken for me the other day, and I couldn't do it.
	I wanted to, and then it just didn't.
	I had to use my phone.
	It was broken on my browser, I should say.
	I had to use my phone to do it, which I didn't want to use my phone because I wanted to sit down on my computer.
	I don't know if they're having a problem or what.
	They are.
	We're all having problems.
	Are they having a problem?
	Oh, yeah.
	They're selectively the only part of our country that is currently having a problem.
	So that's good to know.
	That's good to know.
	Let me start this new chat here.
	Maybe they're being sued by a retard, too.
	It's the popular thing to do.
	I heard you are being sued by a retard.
	I am.
	I am.
	He's exquisite.
	So I've explained this.
	I don't know if you know this.
	You probably do, though, because your show's pretty big.
	And when you get to a certain size, when you get to a certain size on social media, this happens, right?
	The Americans with Disability Act enforcement squad, they actually assign you a private retard.
	Because they want to make sure that you're actually following all of the things you're required to do with the Americans with Disability Act.
	I mean, this is deep legal stuff, so you might not be familiar with it out in the chat.
	I know Elijah knows this because he probably has one too.
	But my private retard went off the rails and went crazy.
	Like he didn't just be retarded.
	He actually got stupid and he decided to come after me and sue me.
	So now I'm having to deal with that.
	It's an absolute joy.
	And I can't wait to see what government-issued retard I get next.
	But my current one is defective.
	Well, I'll just say this.
	To you and to every other retard out there that's being sued by another retard, my heart is with you.
	And I hope you win.
	I hope you win.
	Because lawsuits are very expensive.
	And that's the whole point.
	It's just like the only one who wins is the lawyers involved.
	That's what makes sense why you became a lawyer is because the whole point of these things are to continue.
	So the lawyers want to win.
	And that's the kind of sad part about our whole judicial system.
	People who say, why do people sue?
	Why do people sue?
	Why are there lawsuits?
	Why are there lawsuits?
	You would think that a lawyer would be like, oh, hey, you're retarded.
	This is Nick Ricada.
	He's got an army of ghouls in his locals that will support him till he dies.
	Can he, you know, and everything he does is a controversy.
	Remember, it's just, he's the craziest guy.
	It's like, it's insane that there would be this married guy with kids that's just trying to have fun and not be an alcoholic, but be drunk every day, which is different, which is way different.
	It is different.
	It is different.
	Are we drinking tonight, by the way?
	I'm not drinking right now.
	I just haven't been because Mark, one of the main things is Mark Loebeliner.
	I don't know if you know who this is, but Mark Loebliner.
	I've never heard of him.
	Do you want to show you a picture of who he is?
	How about this?
	Well, I don't know.
	Will I be attracted to him?
	Do you, am I allowed to talk about dicks on the show?
	He's probably.
	Well, I mean, if you're talking about dicks, I might have a suit against you.
	Let's put a suit on him.
	Let's go to a body suit.
	Let's go into my boy here.
	Let's bring him up.
	Let's go to Google and let's bring up Mark Loebliner.
	I'm going to sorry to everyone if you're into men in underwear.
	This is Mark Loebliner.
	No, but he's an IFBB world champ.
	And just to put into perspective the reality here.
	I don't know if we can bring any of this up.
	Yeah, let me bring this on the screen here.
	This is.
	This is the International Federation of Black Belts, IFBB, something like that.
	Look at this.
	This is insane.
	Oh, bodybuilders.
	Yeah.
	Oh, this is crazy, huh?
	His veins look like a foreign fucking planet.
	Like, what's wrong?
	He has his own moons.
	He has moons circulate around his thighs.
	He has his own gravitational system.
	They filmed the most recent Star Wars in the proximity of his biceps.
	He has the crevices on him with his body.
	No, but no, that's my trainer.
	And he was just like, dude, you're like, we got to get you into shape.
	I love when guys just talk to you like this, right?
	Because when you talk to me, it's dirty in a different way.
	But when Mark does, he's just like, dude, don't be a little bitch.
	Be like, he's really encouraging.
	He's like, you got to be consistent.
	Let's get you into a, like, not like, hey, let's drop a dramatic amount of weight or get you shredded in 90 days.
	Let's get your lifestyle changed so that we can fix your mindset.
	Let's fix the grind set.
	Let's get you out of toxic people.
	And so then like Mark Loebline, I don't know why everyone's Mark.
	Mark Driscoll, who's the pastor, and then my buddy Sal, who I won't say his last name, but he's a billionaire.
	And two out of three of these guys are Jews.
	They say Jews run the world.
	Two out of three of my mentors are Jewish.
	That's why I'm so successful right now.
	And they came in.
	Hey, you can talk shit about the Jews all you want.
	Two out of three of the guys.
	What if they're talking about the people?
	I don't talk shit about Jews.
	Yes, you do.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	I just wanted to add a lot of lawsuits.
	I just want to add something onto the lawsuit.
	I wanted to add a lawsuit.
	His anti-Semitic remarks are just evil.
	And you're like, I don't even make fun of the Jews.
	Why would I make fun of myself?
	I love the Jews and Israel.
	I hope to, I'm a full-on Zionist as of right now.
	I'm going to bring Zion back into prominence.
	Is that the thing?
	Like the Matrix or whatever?
	I don't know which Zion it is, but whatever Zion exists, that's the one I want to fix.
	Whichever one will get me into Hollywood or whatever.
	Yeah, I was like, someone's like, do you know?
	Okay, this is my favorite part.
	Is they're like, oh, name them, name them, name them.
	And it's like, dude, listen, man.
	I actually have this new, this, I was talking to a couple friends and we came to some similar conclusions.
	I don't know what you think about this.
	And a lot of people are probably going to disagree.
	I do want to, we'll cover this story in a second, this Arkansas woman who was arrested for making bomb threats.
	We'll get into that in a second.
	But like, I just want to stop posting the L's of like white and black people, meaning all these videos are just like one white guy getting his face stomped out by like 10 black dudes.
	Look, we know black people hunt in packs.
	They only fight when they have the advantage.
	They often have the advantage in the courts because there's so many laws to try to just let them out on instant bail.
	They're overworked, whatever.
	And it's an L for black and white people when we post these videos because it's like white people just get stomped out.
	Black people stomp them out.
	Everyone looks like shit.
	We suck at fighting on these videos, at least.
	No, you just can't fight 10 people.
	You can't fight.
	You can't fight 10 people.
	But the black guy can fight 10 white guys.
	Well, you can't fight 10 people because you can't get it.
	Sounds like a white person cope to me.
	Sounds like white people coping.
	That's what it sounds like.
	Okay, Pinocchio.
	You know, there's a white person out there who can beat off 10 black guys.
	Am I going to keep making that cop joke?
	How many times can I make that cop joke during this show?
	How many times can I make fun of that little weird round elf-faced cop?
	Can we talk about that for a second?
	She is like a four.
	Okay.
	There are more guys than her rating.
	I mean, that's how bad it was, dude.
	Can we just say that it was like one of those situations?
	Now, don't, I better not come back in a couple of years and then you're mad at me for this conversation.
	But I want to say, I want to, I want to say, I want to say something good here.
	I feel like this is a little gay, but let's just, we'll be a little gay here.
	This is like one of those, one of those girls where it's like, the only way you could do it is if you're doing it with the homies, not doing the homies, with the homies, because it's like kind of like, if I'm doing this by myself and you find out about it, it's embarrassing.
	But if we do it together, then it's like, do you know what I'm saying?
	We do this together, then we're in it.
	Teamwork.
	We're in it for teamwork.
	And so I feel like that's what happened.
	It's like every guy was like embarrassed.
	And really, we can't shame the guys.
	Don't shame the guys.
	They just were really trying to keep it as like they all agreed, no, not below a five, a four, and then you get floored, right?
	You can get knocked me out if you ever see me do that.
	But if you bring it all together, four plus four plus four plus four actually makes her a 16.
	So that's what happened.
	Common core math right there.
	Common core math, baby.
	And black people love teamwork.
	They love teamwork.
	In fights, in police trains, in setting world records, like FBI crime stats.
	Yeah, basketball.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	We're setting records.
	So I got to say, the police definitely were on patrol, pod patrol, but they weren't after any dog.
	They were after some bitch, and she was a four.
	She was, she looked like the girl who laundered money from FTX.
	Yeah, she did.
	I was thinking that because someone posted a picture.
	They posted a, god damn it.
	They posted this meme and it had four chicks on it.
	And it was the FTX chick.
	It was this one.
	Taylor Lorenz and Eliza Blue.
	It was just a disaster of a meme.
	Like just there weren't, you don't even need words for how bad this fucking meme was.
	But I've looked at it and I'm like, she looks just like the chipmunk chick.
	Like what, what is up with their little, like their faces are balloon-shaped.
	I don't get it.
	Why is this a common thing?
	Like, do you know then if you got that balloon-shaped face, is there something going on behind the eyes?
	I don't know.
	I've never met any women who have that balloon-shaped face like that.
	It's kind of like a little bit like my face with headphones on, you know?
	It's the chipmunk.
	They call it the Kanye West drip.
	Kanya Badanji.
	Well, how many guys were you with last night?
	I won't talk about that.
	I'm apparently the only person who's not allowed to talk about my own life these days.
	Anyone else can, though.
	Everyone else is allowed to say whatever they want about me.
	That's fine, though.
	We'll let them do that.
	But also, that's just the truth.
	I'm not going to get into the exact number, but I will just say I have an excuse because at least I'm a 5.2.
	Like, come on.
	I still hit the threshold of the five.
	So I'm going to get railed by four black cops, then at least they don't.
	But you could have sex with individual black men.
	You've passed the rating requirements.
	Bro, if I started doing that, I would get hired back into conservative media.
	If I came out and decided I was sleeping with black dudes, I'd get a job again.
	They'd be like, oh, we're so sorry.
	You're perfect here.
	We want to get.
	I'd be working at the, I'm not going to get into it.
	They'd be like, you know, every time I wonder why big conservative media has never approached me for anything, I go on a show like this one.
	But, you know, but you don't, I'll tell you this.
	You don't want to.
	And here's the thing.
	Not only do you make more money and you have less problems when you're independent, like, like, it's like the idea.
	Like, people are like, oh, what's going on in your life?
	And I'm like, well, I've, you know, I've, I'm on the internet.
	I know everything that everyone else in the world knows.
	And I called the CEO of Slightly Offensive.
	I talked to him and I asked him like what his thoughts are on Elijah Schaefer and his life and everything that's gone on in it.
	And he called me back and just said, I'm just, we're totally okay with it.
	We approve.
	We're not going to fire him and we're going to keep him on board.
	And so like, if you're going to get mad at me for the CEO of Slightly Offensive says, we like Elijah Schaefer, we're going to keep him going.
	That's the power of being independent.
	The CEO calls me, easily just says, you've got a job.
	Stick with it, buddy.
	And I just stick with it.
	So me and the CEO, my psychiatrist call it schizophrenia, but I just call it working independent, you know?
	It's I'm just saying, like, you, you know, do you know how much bullshit?
	I'm not joking.
	Do you know how much shit you would be involved in if you worked for a network?
	Because you're a target and you're just a target.
	And you just have so many people in your ears all the time that like it makes you depressed.
	Like you actually lose the will to live kind of.
	And not because everyone sucks, but because it's like, imagine if the people in the internet that suck, which is almost this entire industry, now had power in your life.
	Oh my God, it'd be a disaster.
	I mean, just the, I mean, I was on, do you know I was the last guest on You Are Here?
	Oh, I do know that.
	Okay, so I do.
	I'm just we're not getting into anything further than that.
	I just wanted to say, I was on, I was on You Are Here twice.
	I got to experience the corporate conservative world, and it was very overwhelming, right?
	Like, I'm just an asshole who sits in my basement.
	I pull up news stories.
	I sit around, I drink whiskey and smile and laugh.
	And I piss off enough people that way.
	I can't imagine working next to anybody else because I would, oh my God, like it would be a disaster.
	It'd be a massive liability.
	Yeah, I know.
	And somebody also asked if I'm spray tanning.
	You know, it's just because I'm next, it's because I'm in summer and you guys are in winter.
	So that's also the reality.
	Also, you're spray tanning.
	I, dude, do you know, can I say this though?
	You wouldn't, I don't, I didn't know that I tan until I got into this country.
	The sun is so fucking hot here.
	It is so unbelievably intense that I actually kind of believe the climate scientists.
	Now, like I got here and I was like, oh, wow.
	So your clothes don't even protect you from the sun here.
	You have to put on sunscreen under your clothes just to go outside.
	And I lather up.
	Every day I have sunscreen on every single day and my skin's changing color like from just walking to the grocery store two minutes.
	It's the Aussies know.
	Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, come on.
	We know out there that it's maybe the ozone thing was real because it feels like you're in an oven here.
	But it's not bad.
	It's not bad because the nice thing is it's very humid, but it's also fucking beautiful.
	I mean, you got the coral reefs.
	You have mostly white people, so it's safe at the beach.
	You have the aboriginals, but they're just stuck drinking and on alcohol.
	They've, you know, someone, you know, by the way.
	It's like gasoline, too, right?
	Yeah, wait, do, so I, I love the aboriginal complaints.
	Do you want to get into this for a second?
	On speaking of this?
	Sure.
	I love the aboriginal complaints.
	Whatever you want to get into.
	Yes, but I love the aboriginal complaints because we'll get back to what you were saying, but I want to get, but because they go like, oh, we were the original people.
	We were here for 10,000 years.
	You know, oh, yeah, yeah, we were here for 10 days and years.
	You stole our land, all land.
	And they get all like this.
	So you're telling me you were here for 10,000 years, which I don't even buy the timeline.
	And a couple of just like fucking thieves and some like shitheads, some homosexuals and some stuff got put on boats.
	And you had like nine boats show up with a couple homos and a couple like guys who stole loaves of bread and they conquered you without even shooting a shot.
	They handed you a bottle of Jack Daniels and it just wrecked.
	They didn't have to bring smallpox.
	They just gave you alcohol and it ruined your society.
	It destroyed you and you got conquered by liquor, your whole culture.
	And you've made the entire society about their whole, if no one knows, it's not like African Americans.
	It is like these people still sleep on like pig bladders and stuff.
	It's intense.
	It's like it's like favelas in Brazil.
	To be fair, Ralph's bladder is pretty comfortable.
	I do feel bad he got suspended, though.
	I don't like it when people get suspended when there's no clarification on why they did.
	I'm against Ethan Ralph's.
	I want to say that, though, because I don't treat people the way they treat me.
	I have fun, but I don't shit talk people and I don't go after people publicly in a way that's like, unless they've already gone after me or something.
	Even then, I usually am pretty respectful and I don't air people's dirty laundry.
	I'm pretty quiet.
	Even if I have that information, I don't.
	And so for Ralph, I was just having fun when all that happened because he showed up to my work.
	He showed up to my work to jump me.
	I mean, it's kind of funny, right?
	I mean, you were there.
	It was silly.
	It was.
	Yeah.
	He showed up to jump me.
	I was already upstairs and I was watching outside.
	I'm like, look at him.
	He's actually walking up on Elijah with like 12 people.
	This is so goofy.
	Like, what does he think he's going to do?
	And we're just watching in awe as he as the scene unfolded.
	But I agree.
	Like, I don't think he should be kicked off of Twitter.
	But I do think I did make a statement.
	I made a public statement on my show.
	I could repeat it here if you want.
	About him being banned from Twitter.
	is my public statement you fucking idiot There.
	That was it.
	That was my public statement.
	I don't think he should be banned, but that is my response.
	Well, I just feel bad, though, because he's really went after me a lot, and I feel like it takes a lot for me to even make jokes.
	And I still feel like I'm pretty good.
	People like to use me as a punching bag.
	That's a common phrase today being used as a punching bag.
	So people do like to use me as a punching bag.
	And everyone knows I take it really well.
	Especially when I'm around cops and whatever, I can take it really well.
	So the thing is, is that the rounder my face gets, right?
	Is it a symptom?
	Is gayness from trauma or is it from round faces?
	Is it just that suddenly you're attracted to being to orgies the rounder your face gets?
	Is that what it is?
	I'm sorry.
	This is my brain, my retarded brain, but you're the more.
	Yeah, I'm a homosexual expert and scientist.
	So I can actually tell you why this is.
	No, you got to put, you got to be on screen so people can see your face.
	Oh, put yourself back.
	Where'd you go?
	Yeah.
	I was just trying to read the chat.
	Keep that target there.
	Anyway, so the problem is the rounder your face gets, the more homosexuals look at it and realize that they have more surface area to ejaculate onto.
	So that's why it is.
	So that's why the rounder your face is.
	And then, of course, the law of the universe, this sort of magnetic attraction, is that when the gays are attracted to you, you're attracted back.
	So that's what's going on.
	That's why your face being round is very, very detrimental to your health.
	You got to get, guys, you got to get those narrow faces.
	You got to get that oblong shape like a football.
	The rounder it is, that's the more semen you can catch.
	And the more semen you can catch is a law of physics, is the more semen you will catch.
	Can I just say this is why I love being on the show with you?
	Because I actually, I actually, like, unfortunately, because I come from a network, like try to kind of structure my shows.
	Like, really, like, I'll have like a pretty good layout.
	I have like themes, and I really try to hit videos and like cover certain topics.
	And I just know with you, I'm like, I don't give a fuck anymore.
	Like, I, do you know what I do what I did?
	Do you know what I did?
	I, the other day, I also did this.
	I made a little graphic for my Twitter.
	It's kind of gay, but also I made a little graphic.
	Um, and I thought that was kind of cool.
	And because I saw everyone was making graphics, the Hodge twins, um, other people.
	I don't know who anyone is, random people.
	And I go, I got to get a graphic too.
	So I made myself a graphic, and that's the kind of shit I'm doing in my time.
	But also, I was going to say, with with the controversies and all this stuff, you know, happening with the round faces, is I still feel like I keep a pretty good spirit, no matter like what shit I get from the FBI, no matter what's happened.
	Like, I mean, it's like I filmed all the riots while I was mourning my mom's death, like in the middle of that.
	Like, I literally went from her funeral to go catch a riot right after that.
	And I went from a riot to her funeral.
	So it's like, you know, I've like kind of learned to deal with a lot of shit.
	And I find that this industry has a lot of people who really haven't done shit, but they complain about everything.
	And you'd expect there to be a lot of problems from people, like in terms of like, you know, people going after you and whatnot, like with this retard.
	Because if you think about it, the entire media sphere, and I'm guilty of this sometimes.
	So like this is that idea where you throw yourself in there.
	I'm actually awakening from this mindset is that people are just like programmed to create their own problems, like to generate issues.
	Like I saw people at the Super Bowl writing things.
	People I love, by the way, and I'm not even calling them out.
	It's just like, it's almost like you look in a mirror and you see something where it hadn't happened.
	And they're like, I'm already upset at the halftime show because I know it's going to be satanic garbage.
	And then it wasn't really satanic garbage.
	And then, and then she just did like the Illuminati symbol or something like that.
	And then these people were like, fuck really mad about it.
	But also, like, Andrew Tate does that thing too, and no one cares.
	So he's making a vagina.
	Oh, is that what that is?
	That's what he's doing.
	Yeah, this is the clitoris of comic.
	Show us again.
	This is this is the vagina right here.
	That's how it goes.
	That's what I learned in grade school.
	I don't know where that sound effect came from, but no, it was funny because, like, no, so the Rihanna halftime show is actually latently satanic.
	Did you know this?
	Well, I didn't watch it.
	I didn't watch it.
	Well, she's pregnant.
	So it's like, oh, well, it's not satanic because it's a celebration of life, but she will sacrifice the baby to Molech.
	So it will become satanic in the future.
	Like, that's what's going to happen.
	Yeah, but I thought, okay, but let's go with the based and red pill here.
	Is I also think that she wore red to mimic Kanye West's outfit and she did a Kanye West song.
	I thought it was an ode to Kanye West.
	So it might have been a pro-Hitler.
	Could have been.
	It could have been pro-Hitler, too.
	So it's really hard.
	Do you do are people?
	So is the TradCon right wing against it because it's pro-Satan and abortion or for it because it's pro-Hitler?
	It's a question that a lot of people have to deal with.
	That sums up media in a nutshell.
	It's like my favorite thing was when I'm trying to say with media is that people create their own problems.
	It's like this generated outrage that is, I have to have a strong opinion about everything.
	And my brain is going, it's changing a little bit because none of what we've been saying or doing has done anything except for do makes shit worse?
	Yeah, we think we made it worse.
	I think Joanne Donovan from Harvard, who said that I helped cause the riots by filming them, even though she just got fired from Harvard, by the way, I said it happens to the best of us, Joey.
	Don't worry.
	You know Joanne Donovan?
	No, I have no idea who any of these are.
	You don't know who Joanne Donovan is?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Do you know how clueless I am on stuff, Elijah?
	I got so much shit because I finally got to interview Kyle Rittenhouse, right?
	Yeah.
	I finally got to interview him and I had a really good time.
	I thought it was a good interview.
	I wish he could talk more about stuff, but I know he's still got a lawsuit going, so he doesn't want to say too much.
	And I'd love to interview him again when that's done and he can talk more about sort of that, that sort of aspect of it.
	But do you know how much shit I got for not realizing that you were there in Kenosha?
	No fucking clue.
	I was like, wait, what do you mean Elijah was there?
	Like, no, he wasn't.
	He was sitting around in Texas or whatever.
	No, he was there in Kenosha.
	I'm like, Jesus Christ, he's everywhere.
	I had no idea because I'm so aloof on this stuff.
	I'm not plugged in to the conservative or right-leaning or whatever, like the sort of new, the RSS feed of the right, right?
	Like that just everybody knows all this stuff.
	And they're like, how do you not know this?
	I'm like, because I don't give a shit, man.
	I got five kids.
	I don't have time.
	Like I do, I got five kids and then I do a live stream.
	And then other than that, I'm sleeping or eating or, you know, probably doing something terrible and offensive.
	But, you know, one of those things is happening.
	And I just don't follow any of that stuff.
	So, no, I have no idea who this lady from Harvard is.
	Who is she?
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	So you want to see who Joanne Donovan is?
	This is Joanne.
	Wait, where's Joanne Donovan?
	This is Joanne Donovan, right?
	They hired 200 Americans, but how many illegal immigrants do they hire?
	Zero.
	And how many?
	Yes.
	They're four Patriots.
	You know who she hires?
	So this is.
	The First Patriots were illegals.
	It's true.
	I know.
	I know.
	I know we have to like say things.
	We have to condemn violence and all these things, but I also know it's like our founding fathers were pretty, pretty lit.
	That's all I'm going to say.
	They're pretty lit.
	We should condemn violence, but we should really condemn this woman's violence against the buffet table.
	Holy shit, look at that.
	Speaking of round faces, she must be homosexual.
	Yeah, she is.
	She, I know.
	Look at her face.
	She literally is.
	That is Joanne.
	She single-handedly disproves flat earth.
	Yeah, so this is John.
	Joe, this is, dude, the round face.
	So this is Joanne Donovan.
	I think if I can, like, probably just like, let me go out of this for a second.
	Let me see if I can just pull up like some images.
	Like, I love her Google search.
	Her Google search is just like so good.
	You know what I mean?
	So this is the head of like misinformation, like extremism at Harvard.
	You know what I mean?
	This is like, like, if she died and they did an autopsy on that like gullet that she has, they just find like whole chickens in there.
	How about this one when you're trying to make it like that?
	This is the Tinder profile, you know?
	And then like, and then this is like when you see her in person, you know?
	But that's the Trump.
	Let me go back to that one, though.
	It's the fucking Instagram angle where she's like, no, no, no, no.
	Get a ladder.
	Get a ladder, Tom.
	And some guy comes up and has to hold it at such a high angle and so far away to take the pictures.
	Like, I finally can't see that underchin that you have.
	Dude, it's so.
	I always laughed because this is where bitter feminism ends.
	She's a lesbian.
	She goes to these conferences for like lesbians.
	It's like lesbian entertainment conferences.
	I follow her very closely.
	And the sad part is she hasn't blocked me, which is nice.
	And she lets me comment on her stuff.
	I appreciate gun-like characters that don't get mad at me and then don't like I make fun of her.
	All she says is she writes a journal in Harvard publications saying that my work is why the riots happened.
	Okay.
	She's never tried to jump me.
	She never tried to attack me at my work.
	And also, who would have known?
	You didn't even need to jump me at my work.
	I was on my after that day.
	I was on my way out anyway.
	So it was a matter of time.
	The chicken was ticking.
	That's the type of lesbian who tells the other lesbian, I'm going to eat you out.
	And the other one gets really fucking nervous.
	She might not stop.
	She might not stop.
	What if she doesn't stop?
	Do you call that a train or do you call that like mountain climbing?
	Like, I don't know.
	This is oh, yeah.
	It doesn't get better, too.
	Like, I love this one, too.
	We all went through this stage.
	You know what I mean?
	That's like the 20, that's like the 20, 2010.
	That's the 2010.
	I'm fat, but this is where, dude, oh my gosh, we're going to get into this discussion.
	I just had an epiphany on air.
	I just had an epiphany on air.
	It's true.
	Fucking hipsters, which we know this, but this is where fat acceptance came from.
	Because style used to be about looking good, but when it became about irony, what's more ironic than a fat person looking good?
	And so what, remember, remember how many fat chicks were hipster with the long green, with the long green thing, the owl necklace, the lipstick?
	I think I have a video that is pretty, pretty substantial.
	I think, do I, let me see if I have it.
	That is pretty, pretty much describes this stuff.
	Maybe I don't have it.
	That sucks.
	I guess I don't.
	Wait, do I probably?
	You know how you like message, you have so many DMs, you have no idea who you've been talking to and who you have not, and you don't know what's going on anymore.
	And then it's just until you're in, and you find out everything.
	Okay, well, I don't have it.
	But it's like, do you remember, remember hipsters?
	It was all about the irony.
	It was all about looking a certain way.
	And so you have like Joanne Donovan, who, unfortunately for us, is fat and ugly, but that was her stage.
	That was the arc.
	Like, that's the kind of chick that would show up at the coffee shop.
	And that's where the only thing good to come out of the hipster stage was coffee shop starting to also serve alcohol.
	That was cool.
	Because American coffee shops didn't do that.
	They started serving wine and beer and stuff.
	And it was like, all right, cool.
	Now coffee shops make sense.
	However, Joanne Donovan is the archetype of fat chicks becoming socially normalized.
	It became normal to have fat hipster friends.
	It's disgusting.
	I just, I feel bad.
	You have fat friends?
	No, I've removed them from my life.
	It was pretty hard, though, wasn't it?
	Do you use a forklift?
	Yes.
	Yes, I did.
	Yes.
	Yes, I did.
	Yes, I did.
	That's a, this is why I knew we'd end up talking about Joanne Donovan.
	This is why I don't, do you know what I think about you, Nick, too?
	Do you know what's interesting?
	Because we've been around this for years now.
	And like, you know, it's been a pretty wild year.
	I would say that anybody who's been in my position the last year would not have survived.
	They would have like probably been KO'd after like every hit, every turn, anything that's happened.
	They probably would have.
	I, of course, I'm doing fine.
	I'm actually doing great.
	I'm actually healthy and wealthy and having a good time in life.
	But it doesn't really matter.
	My point is.
	I was going to ask you, but I didn't want to like pretend to care.
	I'm kidding.
	I'm kidding.
	No, I was going to say, I'm going to say on the side note is, is that I've noticed is that you're like me too, where you just work and you just make content and you just kind of like deflect the bullshit and just like have fun.
	I mean, you include bullshit intentionally, like just have fucking around on like Twitter.
	But then like you're fucking around on Twitter and then someone like takes it too personally and they take your personality too personally and then they end up showing up at your work.
	Like they end up show up at your work to jump you and you're like, and then they end up just like spreading bullshit and stuff, which is funny.
	It is funny.
	But ironically, it's really crazy to me in this whole industry that I've found to be weird is that I feel like I've been pretty transparent about the kind of person I am.
	I've always like, you shouldn't take anything I say too seriously.
	The description for the show is everything we're saying is a joke.
	Nothing we're saying at all is serious.
	Do not take anything in the show seriously.
	It's a joke seriously, I swear.
	That's the description for this video.
	But I feel like over the years, like it is an unlisting, an un I mean an unidentified length of list of people that I've more than slightly offended.
	And I'm starting to question if I might actually be autistic.
	I'm not even joking because I realize I think I might actually have autism.
	I'm going to go get tested because I realize I'm just like myself and slightly offensive.
	And then people are like, oh my God, I was so offended by that guy.
	And you're like, well, I thought by like making a show with a name, I could finally communicate my personality.
	And I thought you like, it was like, what I do for a job would sort of communicate the kind of guy that I am.
	And then you have people being like, you know, Elijah says he's a pastor.
	Like, fucking don't I never say that.
	I've never said that in my entire.
	Have you watched my show?
	Have you watched it?
	It's like when people get mad at you and you're like, have you ever watched his show?
	Have you ever seen it?
	Do you know what he's doing?
	Do you fucking know?
	Because I know what he does and I don't take it seriously.
	I just, I just think you're having fun and you talk about serious issues when you need to.
	But other than that, Life's too boring.
	You have to make it fun.
	Yeah, I don't.
	Some people, this is what I've learned about the internet over the last year: I thought people were trolling in how serious they got on stuff.
	Nope.
	You think you have autism?
	The internet has it in spades.
	It's crazy.
	And people get really serious about everything.
	And so to the point where, and I think you ran into this or have run into this plenty of times, if not recently, but when you make a joke and then someone gets mad and then you have a couple options to do, right?
	Like you can try and fight it, which doesn't work.
	You can't fight someone's opinion on the internet.
	You will never change it.
	So you can fight it.
	You can stay completely silent or you can laugh.
	And the crazy thing is, for most of the time on the internet, I always just laughed at shit.
	And then there are some things where when you laugh at it, people think that you're not laughing.
	And you're like, but I'm laughing.
	And they're like, no, you're not.
	You must be angry.
	And you're like, no, like, I'm laughing with you.
	And then they get really mad about that.
	The fact that you're not like taking their thing seriously.
	And it's funny because the whole time they were asking you to laugh and they were laughing with you.
	And then this thing comes up and they're like, but you can't laugh about that.
	It's like, what the fuck do you mean?
	I'm like, I laugh about everything.
	It's everything's this silly joke.
	And that's how, because if it's not, right, this is the reality.
	If, if everything isn't a silly joke, then everything is really fucking depressing.
	And especially in conservative media and as a conservative or right-leaning or I don't consider myself conservative.
	I never have.
	I've always been a libertarian.
	People kind of ascribe conservatism to me because I have kids and I go to church and stuff like that.
	But I'm really like a libertarian.
	But if we take the right-leaning media person's approach to everything and you don't laugh, the world sucks and it's depressing and everything is bad and it doesn't get better.
	No matter what you do, you've got to laugh.
	You've got to back away from all that and just smile because otherwise you're so fucking sad.
	That's beautiful.
	You should get that minted on silver.
	Limited edition.
	That'd be really expensive.
	Hey, coin.
	As an openly right-wing show.
	As an ostensibly right-wing show, this will probably end up being my sponsor in two weeks.
	I mean, Joanne Donovan Pizza Pans.
	You know, it's like, are you a Patriot?
	There's you.
	These things cost $4,000.
	Use DonovanMonster.com/slash offensive.
	20% off your Donovan pizza pants.
	I'll tell you this.
	Be careful with the pizza because the mouth is closed now.
	But dude, look at this.
	Yikes.
	Also, the sad part is this is on her.
	This is her profile in Harvard.
	Imagine like you work at Harvard and you think you've accomplished something, but you still look like that.
	You know what I mean?
	That's rough.
	I can't, I can't imagine looking like that.
	Look, I know there are people who run into weight issues in their lives because like I knew someone who she was like super thin and pretty in high school or whatever.
	And then she had a kid and then she had a second kid.
	And the second kid, she got gestational diabetes and her body just packed on weight.
	And she was working like when I met her, I was working with her at this place and she was working her ass off to try and get back down to being to being thin again.
	But it was really hard because she gained like 80 pounds that didn't go away when the baby came out.
	Because I don't know if you know this, but if you gain 80 pounds when you're pregnant, the baby's only like 10 of those.
	And the rest of that is you.
	So she gained all this weight.
	And this is why I can't work in the workplace anymore, Elijah, because this was at my job in the financial industry.
	And she would have me, like one day I just called her fat just offhandedly.
	I was like, God, you're fucking fat.
	And she's like, that's what I need in my life.
	Like, wait, what?
	And she's like, I need you to fat shame me all the time, every day, because I need motivation to get on the treadmill.
	And so I was like, so wait, you want me to come into work next to you and make fun of you all the time?
	And she said, yes.
	And I said, well, you'll never hear it over your chewing, you fat cow.
	But so that's where my fat shaming actually started.
	But can you imagine doing that in 2023?
	Like, Jesus Christ, I would have been fired in a heartbeat.
	Well, try doing it in 2022.
	You might get fired in a heartbeat as well.
	People do.
	Yes.
	People do.
	And people can say what, and people say whatever they want.
	You know what I mean?
	But I find that you said the same thing too.
	I tend to do the same thing.
	I either laugh or stay quiet and I let my life be a little bit of a mystery to people.
	I find it to be quite funny that people today like don't understand that basic idea.
	Like we've lost, we've lost two values in life.
	And I refuse to give these up no matter how bullshit our culture gets.
	This is, okay, this is where my autistic rant comes.
	Do you know why I fucking, I'm not conservative?
	I've never identified as conservative.
	The most I've ever said is a California conservative as a joke.
	And people took that even that seriously.
	They took that really seriously.
	It's like, you don't know that I, you don't think I, you don't know I come off like a fag or whatever?
	You don't think I know these things?
	Of course I do.
	You guys let me know every day and I appreciate it and you subscribe for it because you love the truth with a little bit of glomo hobo insertion.
	But it's like the reason why I hate it is because I've worked in this industry.
	The people in it don't fucking care about anything they're talking about.
	They don't care.
	Most of them are feminists.
	Most of them are liberals.
	They're progressives.
	They don't care.
	They found a business and a model and things to talk about.
	And there's nothing wrong with that.
	They found a job.
	They're entertaining.
	Do you think that Johnny Depp gives a shit about pirates?
	No, he's just fucking playing a part.
	Okay.
	He's like in a part.
	And you see his life.
	His life is different than the way he is on screen.
	But one of the things that I hate the most about this is that the reason why it's really hard for people like you and me and why we'll never really fit in is because everybody else is told, well, then just change who you are.
	Like it's like, oh, we don't like the way that you talk about this.
	They just change it.
	Oh, please stop doing this.
	They don't do it.
	Please start doing this.
	They do it.
	For you and me, we're just being ourselves.
	Like, unfortunately, if I'm going through a hard season of life, I'm going to be retarded.
	If I'm going through a good season of life, I'm going to be a little less retarded.
	But still retarded.
	And it's like, this is the functional human being.
	So I'm going to have a lot of problems because I'm going to have resistance with people, with jobs, with things, because I'm not going to change who I am.
	I mean, I'll submit there's always a grift.
	You have to like, you know, you can't just pull your balls out, you know, whenever you want.
	Like, you've got it.
	It's not a dick-swinging contest.
	You can if you're Jack Murphy.
	He just unfollowed me recently, actually.
	I didn't notice that.
	He was still following you until recently.
	Yeah, until like a few weeks ago.
	I've never said anything negative about him on air on anything ever.
	Like I've never, I've never been, I've never, I've never been rude to our.
	I know I read that somewhere.
	Yeah, reminding you, somebody else invited that guy into the network.
	And it's not, it's not my guest.
	And I was trying to be nice.
	I've always been trying to be like when people are not my, like my close circle, they're somebody else's friend.
	I'm not going to be an asshole to somebody else's friend.
	Like I'm just going to treat them and like I'm a stranger and be amicable as always.
	And I'm going to assume if there's any problems that it's their own problems, right?
	It's their own issues because I don't know them.
	I don't know what their relationship is.
	I don't know what's going on.
	All I know is they know each other.
	That's it.
	But the whole point about this industry that makes me the most upset is that because people are in this for the wrong reasons and because people are not who they are and they're fucking phony is that They don't bring with themselves any dignity at all.
	And so because they're in this like competition to get ahead through how much I can compromise myself and how much I can submit to the machine, they'll just, they have no respect for privacy, no respect for truth, and they bet and wager against people like us and our decorum and the way that we behave.
	Like if people are going to be fucking retarded and shitty to me publicly, I'm not going to turn around and be shitty to them.
	Because I don't work like that.
	Because I'm not, this isn't a game to me.
	I'm not like, oh, well, you're fucking fucking with me.
	So I'm going to do this to you type of thing.
	Like I'm just going to be like a normal person in a normal job and be like, hey, we're all work together.
	I know things about everybody.
	Why the fuck would I talk about them?
	Because I'm not a fucking dumb motherfucker like that.
	I'm retarded, but I'm not a dumb motherfucker.
	And so then everyone's always like, well, let's give the dumb motherfuckers attention.
	And then you get all these people coming in around the dumb motherfuckers that are dumb motherfucker orbits, you know?
	You got dumb motherfucker A and the dumb motherfucker orbits, the Griff tubers and all these people.
	Let's just, we can't produce anything on our own that's of any substance.
	So let's just find the YouTubers who are trying and are actually doing something.
	And let's just talk about them and go on their shows and do this, which is fine too.
	It's all a griff down the road.
	But it ends up with this really disingenuous industry where like, it's like, like you said, where everyone feels like they're in competition with each other and they need to step on each other.
	And it's like, and it's tempting to me because believe me, I could blast some of these motherfuckers out of the water with the 10-foot pole.
	But you know what?
	I just don't fuck with it.
	I don't fuck with it.
	And I don't do it.
	And so it's like, and I just going to say it's like, I laugh at stuff and stuff that I can't laugh at that I think, hey, I'm not trying to ruin anyone's life.
	I'm not trying to do anything.
	I'm not trying to humiliate people or anything like that.
	I stay quiet.
	I respect privacy.
	I have humor.
	But it's like in an industry that's supposed to be about information, trust, and humor, it seems like everyone in this industry is so fucking offended and also untrustworthy.
	It's kind of like, I don't know.
	It's an unfortunate thing because it doesn't need to be like that.
	We could literally all just be friends and have fun and there's no competition and we could grow together like the gun guys do.
	But instead, everyone's like, hey, let's try to stay as small as possible because big tech, the government, the institutions, universities, everyone's against us.
	Let's also be against each other and ourselves.
	Right.
	Why?
	Why?
	So I try not to talk about him too much because I really just don't, I don't care.
	And I don't want to get into a bunch of fucking shitty drama all the time.
	But you brought up Ralph earlier.
	And he's a good example of this because for me, I'm like friendly with everybody.
	I might not be like friends with you.
	Like, oh, I'm going to drop my life to go help you out or something like that.
	Like I could, if I'm an acquaintance with someone online, I'll do something for them online.
	Like they need help with a Twitter campaign or whatever.
	Happy to do that.
	But I'm talking like real friends where you will go do stuff physically for them.
	You know, you have their back when they really fucking need it.
	That type of thing.
	But I'm friendly with just damn near everybody.
	And it takes so much for me to not be.
	Like people can disagree with me.
	They can shit on me a little bit or whatever.
	I don't really care.
	But people like Ralph, like they, they're so addicted to this fucking drama and fighting that you're talking about that they will like just cast you out.
	And it's like, why, why is this so hard?
	Like, I'm fine with people who, you know, talk shit about me or make fun of me a little bit here and there.
	And they have disagreements.
	I can be fine with that.
	Why can't other people just do that?
	And we can all be kind of this weird gay circle jerk of like content creators.
	I don't understand, dude.
	I don't understand why people get so fucking mad at everything that they're like, I got to cut these people out constantly.
	And I got to call them out.
	I got to have a crusade against them.
	It's like, why, though?
	Like, what?
	What does that get you?
	It just divides, like, it divides audiences.
	That's who it is.
	Well, something needs to be that.
	And I, and I actually mean this, and that's what I meant about being independent is better.
	I've actually been a lot happier independent because, like, I, dude, I was honestly like pretty, pretty not like happy for the last couple years for a lot of reasons.
	Um, and I realized that a lot of it is like, this is where it's like, the positive thing is, is we're often in prisons that we build ourselves.
	We're in self-built cages.
	And it's like, like, I, you know, you're under this illusion that I'm, I'm, I have to be around these people.
	I have to do this thing.
	And a lot of people have this too, even with their family.
	Like, they get in this toxic relationship with their like parents or different things.
	Like, well, I've just got to do this and I've got to do that.
	But like, I finally broke free one day thanks to my mentors and people that are like, dude, you, you lose when you stop laughing.
	You lose if you're not having a good time, if you're not enjoying yourself, if you, it doesn't matter how good the money is or what's happening, you've really got to seek peace on the inside.
	And it was hard because I decided, you know, I made a lot of hard choices to just to just try to seek peace and to really like really look inside and see who, what, where, when, and what was going on.
	And like, yeah, I was like, dude, like, I'm visiting family.
	Like, you know, how nice this is to see my wife around her family.
	Like, you know how nice that is.
	Like, like when they, when there's been separated by tears and sorrow and years and people getting fired and things happening because of horrible mandates and to see like just the love and to get her to see her, you know, her nephew and just that she never got to meet and just just absolutely the love.
	It's like, we can take control.
	I can hang up a piece of paper anywhere in the world and talk on the mic and have a good time.
	And it's like, I was my own worst enemy.
	For the last couple of years, I could blame anybody.
	I can blame anything.
	I can get mad.
	I could get bitter.
	I could do anything in my life.
	But you know what I'm going to do?
	This crazy.
	Want to hear it?
	This is crazy.
	What's that?
	So I got a map from Jack Sparrow.
	I traveled across the seven seas and I found the treasure.
	It's called taking fucking responsibility.
	And I have, and I feel good about it.
	And it's like, and I can say this genuinely.
	I haven't felt, I didn't feel happy in years, genuinely happy.
	And I didn't even know what happiness was.
	And sometimes I think I'm having an anxiety attack because I feel like euphoria and like good.
	And I feel like just so wait, wait, listen, what's going on?
	I'm like, oh, yeah, that's just called feeling good.
	Have you had that?
	Have you?
	So I'm like gay and I listen to random like pop music.
	Well, it's not really pop music, I guess.
	Have you ever heard of Swecco?
	Zeta.
	He's an artist.
	I thought that was an Akuma.
	No, no, no.
	That was that was.
	I don't even know how to, I don't even know how to pronounce what that was.
	No, he's a singer, musician guy.
	He has this song called Going Good.
	And that's the thing.
	And it's all about like, it's a relationship song, but he's like, I'm terrified it's going good is the fucking chorus.
	And it's like, oh, yeah.
	When things suck for so long and then suddenly they start going well, you're like, oh shit, what's going to drop?
	Like, where's the hammer?
	What is going to get fucking exploded next?
	And that's kind of what it sounds like you're going through, man.
	Yeah.
	Things are going well.
	And you're like, why, why, why isn't everything on fire right now?
	Well, and that's, that's what I think is like an Ohio train.
	But that's what I think is the key difference is, is I think that because I've evolved in my brain, that it's kind of like you grow past people and you go, you go, you grow past seasons in your life.
	And so sometimes like, I think this is why we need God.
	And this is actually why I tell people it's not because I don't ever preach that I'm like some perfect guy.
	I've always said I've plenty of struggles.
	I'm imperfect.
	I've made a lot of mistakes in my life.
	I talk about them on my show all the time.
	But one of the things I can say is God is light and the enemy is darkness.
	And when people are acting in the name of the devil, which is to kill, steal, and destroy, right?
	Burn, loot, murder, BLM.
	When people are acting like this, this is the nature of man.
	We all move in this direction.
	When you're living in darkness, darkness together creates greater void.
	But when you evolve in the light, when you're in the light of Christ, when you start transforming on the inside and you start actually finding that, like, it's not just like, oh, hey, look, everyone, you know, I lost weight.
	Hey, look, everyone, I'm doing good.
	It's like you just genuinely are doing good and you're enjoying life.
	And you're aware that you're not perfect yet and you're never going to get there, but you're just, you're actually finding real transformation and real answers.
	Speak for yourself.
	I know.
	I know.
	But when you're there, what I think what happens is this is why I think God wants us to rely on him so much and at least rely on that spiritual change is because he wants us to stay a step ahead of the darkness, the people, the minions, the demons, the people.
	Because what happens is so they attack us.
	And this is also with everyone in our industry.
	You feel like you have to attack back and you have to go do this.
	But it's like when you're evolving in the light, I'm separate from the darkness.
	And so then the darkness comes back and it's like, let me attack.
	But it's attacking somebody that doesn't exist anymore.
	It's attacking somebody who would have responded, who would have felt the need to get involved, who would have felt the pain, who would have taken it personally.
	And instead, I'm like, you know what?
	I'm enjoying life.
	I don't even need to pay attention.
	That's what I think is happening with a lot of these videos on Twitter and stuff where it's like, I don't even want to share them anymore or I'm feeling like my mind's changing because I'm going, I'm evolving and I'm evolving and I'm grateful for that evolution because people pay to do everything but change their inside.
	They'll pay tens of thousands of dollars for plastic surgery.
	They'll get dick extensions, which there's nothing wrong with that.
	I'm not saying I haven't done that.
	But it also brings up the fact of like online.
	Do they actually do that?
	Yes.
	They put a stretcher in there.
	There's a dick extension.
	Yes.
	Yes, there is.
	You need your dick pulled and extended.
	I'm not going to explain how I know that.
	I'm just going to say that I...
	They pull it?
	It's real.
	It's traction, a combination of traction and a stick.
	I'm not going to say how I know it.
	I'm just going to say.
	No, I know, because they do that sometimes with the fake penises that they put onto transgenders where they stretch them.
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	I feel like it's pretty good.
	I'm independent.
	We have like three ads in every show.
	It's pretty good.
	And that's the most I'll do unless there's like a reason, like I'm doing a pre-tape and I'm going to be gone somewhere and I have to do something.
	But you're only going to do, you're only going to do three ads an hour?
	You'll never make it to the Daily Wire.
	Not with that attitude.
	How much time do you have?
	Do you have to go?
	Do you have to go right now?
	Are you good?
	Do you have to, I got a good 15.
	I got 15 minutes.
	Okay, okay, okay, good.
	Good.
	No, but yeah, but I mean, like, but on the retrospect, because I'm not angry, what I mean is I got, I got disheartened, right?
	So you see a little bit of that anger.
	Yeah.
	I got disheartened and I realized, why don't I just evolve?
	And I have it.
	I'm in the process.
	It's not like I'm like this guy that's like, you know, oh, I had to come to Jesus moment.
	Now I'm perfect.
	But it's like I'm actually realized I can go to the beach every day.
	Like, dude, people don't realize how much freedom you have.
	You can just go.
	People are like, I don't have this freedom.
	But I meant you really do.
	And maybe you don't have the freedom because you haven't made the life that God is, that you should make.
	Like a lot of guys like, well, I don't have the freedom.
	You don't know what it's like.
	Well, I do know.
	I've worked a nine to five.
	I went to college.
	I did the shit.
	I did the grind.
	I know what it is.
	I'm not saying that you're a creator or that this or that, but I meant like there's a certain point.
	That's the whole, that's the whole matrix idea is that there's a system and there's a job and there's even a trap in content creation to get you to like play into something rather than to be who you are made to be by by God and to enjoy yourself.
	How many people do you know that are angry, that are upset, that are always pulling people down?
	Do they look happy?
	Do they have lots of kids?
	Do they enjoy themselves?
	Look who's not doing that.
	Nick Ricada is not doing that and he has kids and he's happy.
	Or at least I'd like to pretend you are.
	I'm happy most of the time, man.
	You know, obviously life is never perfect.
	There's nothing that cures everything in life.
	You will always have little bits of your life that are mini fires, but you try and minimize those as much as possible and build the house big enough so that the little fires don't burn down the whole fucking structure.
	But dude, I try and encourage people like this all the time because you get into this trap where you do the nine to five thing.
	And the nine to five thing is that's the normal sort of American condition, right?
	Like that's the majority of the thing.
	And a lot of people will be there forever.
	And that's okay.
	It is okay to do the nine to five, but you got to know that you're worth more than the nine to five is giving you because that system is rigged in favor of the person who has the job.
	However, the little known secret is that you're actually really fucking valuable, especially after you've worked that job for a while because all of the training and shit that they put into you has made you more valuable.
	And I think people lose track of just how much they're worth because they go, oh, this is the nine to five thing.
	I got to do it.
	This is what my dad did.
	This is what his dad did, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
	But it's not.
	You don't have to do it that way.
	And that's what the nine to five companies are all getting scared of is the fact that you don't have to do the nine to five.
	You're choosing to do it.
	When you start reframing your mindset and knowing your worth, you start looking for opportunities.
	And more importantly, you start insulating yourself enough to take risks.
	And you take risks on things that are things you believe in, that are things that would be good for you, that you want to do.
	And you get to that point where you get to make the jump and go do it.
	I think the error a lot of people run into is they, what the gold card?
	What the fuck is that?
	I think there was a lot of people.
	It sounded like you're about to do a transition into a gold ad.
	So keep going.
	I just want to make the audience think that was an actual ad transition, but you messed it up.
	I think the problem that I think the problem that a lot of people have, because I had the same shit, is that they think that when they're 20, and if you're going to be investing in your 20s, what you need to do is look at the gold.
	You got to protect that long-term investment right there.
	And Goldco, goldcopartner.com, will go ahead and tell you how to get gold in your life.
	They'll tell you how to get there.
	Just go ahead and call the number on screen right now.
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	That's true.
	Okay, keep going.
	I just, I just watch your show and I love your transitions into gold ads.
	Keep going, keep going.
	No, but I think people they get disheartened because they're like in their 20s and they're like, they're like, I'm not where I want to be.
	I'm not even close to where I want to be.
	I'm in this shit.
	Well, yeah, everybody goes through shit in their 20s.
	I think for men, especially, like life starts getting a lot better as you start going through your 30s.
	And for me, it's been getting better every year since about 36, 37.
	And it's like profound changes.
	But it was all these little setups that I had and all of these little places where I made decisions to work and then eventually risks that I took and making yourself ready and insulated in case those risks fail because you're kind of failing a lot of shit in life.
	You have a long time to live and that's going to happen.
	But that's what we need to be doing.
	Whether it's in your nine to five job and you're working towards that promotion and then more importantly, knowing your worth when those promotion opportunities come up, knowing to ask for more than they're, because they want to pay you the minimum that they'll get for, you get you for.
	And you're worth more than that.
	And once you go independent and look back on your life, you're going, holy shit, I was worth this much back then.
	I just literally didn't know.
	Like that's that's what you realize once you go independent.
	You're worth at least four or five times whatever you're getting paid, you're worth four to five times that.
	And even if it's a startup, you're worth double.
	So that's the reality.
	You're worth four to five times whatever you're getting paid.
	Right.
	And so people like that, that's the encouragement is that people need to go out there, know the know their values, know what they're worth, and then and then find that independence and freedom.
	Because I tell you what, the greatest thing on earth is being able to go out and be who you are and not be worried about it.
	And I bet right now there's a guy who's not on camera who really, really is experiencing that a lot lately.
	I zoned.
	I want to end in a couple things.
	You zoned?
	I'm going to buy a gold bar and punch you right in the piece.
	No, no, I didn't.
	No, I know I'm actually didn't zone.
	And I'm being serious though with that is that I find it to be really interesting too, is that people go, but it's hard, right?
	And that's the natural conclusion.
	And you know, it is hard.
	And it is hard.
	You know, you might fail.
	Right.
	And I remind people this, you know, it was really hard when I it was it was really hard even in my last job because when I signed in my last job, the company had just gone through a massive lawsuit and they were they were on the decline.
	And when I actually signed, everyone made fun of me and was like, you're an idiot for joining that company.
	It's going to collapse.
	Luckily, they had an amazing CEO who was really intelligent, very, very smart.
	And I was there and I got asked to help build the company.
	And it was really hard.
	It's hard to sign on to a company where there's no money.
	Everyone's giving you shit.
	And they've built something.
	A lot of people have built something really cool over there.
	And I've seen it happen.
	And yeah, and it's hard.
	And then, you know, bad things happen and things change and whatever.
	It's okay.
	You know, people come and go.
	Things happen.
	People say things.
	People do things.
	Sometimes people die, right?
	I mean, it's life.
	It's on sometimes there's COVID lockdowns.
	Like shit happens.
	But what's really cool is, especially, this is why you have to go out and try and even fail sometimes is because I've built so many things.
	I've built so many shows.
	I've built, I've helped build networks.
	I've built people's careers.
	I've done things.
	I've, you know, built things into labs.
	I've gotten degrees.
	Am I doing all those things now?
	Not in not necessarily, but I've combined all that together and now I'm doing my own thing.
	And now I've never spent this much time with my wife.
	Like this is, and it's like, this is really good, right, baby?
	No, but, but I mean, like, it's, it's actually really nice.
	I don't have to go to the office.
	I don't have to do anything.
	I'm just home.
	I get to work on my own stuff.
	And I'm so thankful for all the SOBs, which remember, you guys are at locals, ElijahSchafer.locals.com.
	I think Nick Ricada, is yours RicadaLaw.locals.com?
	Yeah, Rex.
	Yeah, you should come into it.
	It's notorious.
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	It's notorious for being full of degeneracy.
	It's spelled like that on the screen.
	R-E-K-I-E-T-A law.locals.com.
	So you can go to his as well.
	That's kind of ghetto, right?
	But you can follow us on locals.
	It's really good.
	You can also follow him on Twitter.
	You can see that back again.
	He's Ricada Law on Twitter.
	You can follow him on YouTube as well.
	But like I said, I encourage you guys, like, just to be like how ridiculous it is.
	It's like, I have 540,000 subscribers on YouTube.
	And we're maxing out at 1,800 live views.
	It's a bad it's throttled.
	And we have like almost 800 on Rumble.
	And I don't even have like a priority page on there.
	We only have like 30,000 subs.
	It's not like a, plus this live show is new.
	It's only like a couple months old.
	So it's not even people don't even know about it.
	But it's like the fact that you can get like almost the same amount of like half as many with only 30,000 subs.
	What the fuck is YouTube doing?
	So I have 477,000 on YouTube and I have 119,000 on Rumble.
	And my Rumble numbers are three times YouTube's for my night show.
	It's fucking crazy.
	So you actually use numbers though on your shows.
	No one actually watches this show.
	Nobody watches this show.
	That's the sad part.
	But well, also too, but to be fair, like not, it's not even like a joke.
	Like not only has it been a hard year, but also it's like when I was at the Blaze, that was the problem of the last few months is something happened to the channel when they released the shorts.
	And my views, like in like the middle of summer, they like one, the next month they tanked by half.
	And it's basically been me like salvaging the channel since then.
	And then like I can release shorts and they get 10 million views and then release a video and it gets 25,000 views.
	You're like, well, this new algorithm sucks ass because if you were already throttled, now you're triple throttled because they throttled everyone and I got throttled for shorts.
	Yeah, and I don't even know how to make shorts because like I don't have like a nice chick's ass.
	So it's like, I don't know how to, because you know like that, right?
	If they, if the thumbnail of the short has a chick's ass on it, it's 10 million views, like almost guaranteed.
	And then like if it's got my stupid fucking face, it's going to get like, you know, 10,000.
	And it's like, God damn.
	Like, I don't know how to do it at all.
	I hate it.
	I make some shorts.
	Do you want to see real fast?
	This is what this will be the last major piece of content we look at.
	But I actually make my own shorts.
	There's actually a couple funny things, by the way.
	I'll show you a couple things before we end.
	I found out there's all these TikToks that like use my clips as like there's just this viral clip apparently that people use to like self-deprecate themselves.
	And so like this guy's like me to myself when I miss a note, right?
	So this is like, this is like the voice inside your head.
	Let's see this.
	You are stupid.
	You are a degenerate piece of scum.
	Your existence is menial.
	In fact, God loves you.
	Most of us don't.
	Your own family doesn't support you very much because you're intolerable.
	Your views are not well thought out.
	It's not your SSRIs and your depression, your mental illness that is making you miserable.
	It's the fact that you don't live for anything.
	You stand for nothing.
	So everything gives you value.
	And you watch TikTok as a hobby.
	So your life doesn't exist in any real substance.
	That's pretty fucking good.
	That's a good rant.
	I'll say the other one for the other show on Friday, but I want to say I do make shorts and I am pretty proud.
	Where is this one?
	I make them and I'm like, they take a long time, though.
	Like, I just made this one, and it gets like this one right here.
	Do you know who this guy is?
	Yeah, you're right.
	It's Klaus Schwab, the architect of the World Economic Forum and the inspiration for the COVID lockdowns that ruined our lives over the last three years.
	Well, he was speaking at the World Government Forum, and he had a warning about artificial intelligence saying that whoever controls these technologies is going to be the next superpower that controls the world.
	Watch what he had to say.
	Artificial intelligence, but not only artificial intelligence, but also new space technologies.
	And I could go on and on.
	Syntactic biology.
	Our life in 10 years from now will be completely different, very much affected.
	And who masters those technologies in some way will be the master of the world.
	Yeah, so that's not bad.
	That's not bad editing.
	That's pretty good editing.
	Yeah, that's pretty good.
	That's great editing.
	I don't know how to do any of that shit.
	This is why my shorts are so bad.
	It's literally, I just put a phone up and I'm like, let me tell you guys what happened.
	Here's what happens.
	This is fucking crazy.
	You should have seen it.
	And then that's why my shorts don't do well.
	But to be fair, it's like, it's like, I also feel this too with like the idea of throttling.
	Like I never take that into consideration.
	Meaning, like I've like, meaning when I say I've been throttled, people know that.
	I've gotten letters.
	Like, I mean, there was like a moment where YouTube contacted the network and was like, this channel is borderline and we're fucking, we're Xing this one out of our algorithms.
	Like you can keep the rest in your network and we're demonetizing this channel and we're like removing everything from it because it's not okay.
	Nothing changed with me.
	Just the status quo changed.
	So I know that we are and it's fine because it's like I've had like four or five TikTok accounts shut down.
	You know, it's like this just happens all the time.
	My Facebook just got shut down.
	Shit like this happens.
	I'll start a new one, get it back up to 200,000 followers, get it shut down.
	It's like kind of annoying, but it's just the way that it works.
	That's why I'm banking on Rumble though, dude.
	That's why if you guys go to Rumble, subscribe to the Rumble slightly offensive is because it looks like they're probably a few years behind in terms of like the platform being what it's going to be, but don't sleep on it because it's like nice that even if I only have 30,000 subs right now, I'm gaining like 200 a week, 150 a week, but they're not going to get deleted next month.
	So maybe I'm not big.
	Maybe it's not growing, but I know that my Rumble is going to be there.
	And that's what's nice about it.
	I don't give a fuck about the numbers now.
	It's like those 700 people watching right now will be there Friday.
	Like, you know what I'm saying?
	They'll be there.
	They're not going to not get the notification.
	They're not going to not see the video.
	They'll be in the chat and they'll be talking.
	And that's why Rumble is the way.
	Follow Ricada Law.
	Want to plug your socials?
	Where can people find you?
	Where can people follow you?
	I can bring them up on the screen too.
	Well, any platform you want to find me on that I'm on is under Ricada Law.
	That's my Instagram, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, Rumble.
	Rumble is my main platform now.
	YouTube is kind of a backup platform.
	But locals, Twitch, I'm on Ricada Law and all of them.
	So anywhere you want to go, that's where I am.
	I really love it when people join my locals.
	I really love it when people follow on Rumble, trying to build that thing up.
	And we have one of the bigger shows over on Rumble.
	It's really great for live streaming.
	It's a fantastic platform.
	I know there are tech issues with it, but they're working on it.
	Just today, I got my stream ready to go.
	I'll be going live at 11 p.m. Central.
	And the chat is different now.
	The chat has, everybody's name has different colors, making it a little bit easier, just a little bit simpler to follow in the Rumble chat.
	They're making improvements all the time.
	And they're really working on the platform.
	The best thing is the platform is great for the creators because they actually like us.
	They're investing in us.
	Same with locals.
	And so if you like a creator, look, I don't care if it's me.
	I hope it is.
	Hello, you.
	But if you like a creator, go support their locals.
	Go follow them on Rumble.
	Encourage the, let's make alt tech into just regular tech.
	Let's make it into a tech competitor rather than an alt tech competitor because there's nothing stopping us from doing that.
	Yeah, and I really am.
	And I'm trying to work with them a little closer on some stuff because it is really frustrating on YouTube to when you see that a channel with like 70,000 followers can get the same amount of views that we can.
	Because as you guys say, you don't get the notifications.
	You don't know when we're live.
	We try to go live, but in the end, it doesn't matter because you're just a human being.
	So you don't remember.
	You're not always like turned on.
	You need that notification.
	You need that alert.
	You need that reminder.
	And you're not getting them.
	And we got 100,000 new subscribers since December.
	100,000?
	And the views didn't go up.
	So that's shitty.
	That's shitty.
	But you know what?
	Every time I go up by 100 viewers on 100 subscribers on Rumble, I get an extra viewer, basically, a couple viewers.
	So it's like, so I'm not complaining.
	I'm playing the long game.
	I'm going to build Rumble up over the next several years.
	So is Nick.
	Make sure you go over to his live stream right now.
	Go to his channel, Rakeda Law, on YouTube and on Rumble.
	He'll be up there in just a few moments.
	Thank you guys.
	This is our song that we are going to be jumping out to, and we're signing out.
	Fuck this shit, I'm out.
	Fuck this shit, I'm out.
	No thanks.
	Don't mind me.
	I'ma just grab my stuff and leave.
	Excuse me, please.
	Fuck this shit, I'm out.
	Nope.
	Fuck this shit, I'm out.
	All right then.
	I don't know what the fuck just happened, but I don't really care.

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"Touching Tips" for 60 Minutes STRAIGHT With Nick Rekieta | @RekietaLaw ​

"Touching Tips" for 60 Minutes STRAIGHT With Nick Rekieta | @RekietaLaw