Elijah Schaffer and Kezia mock "gay progress shark" exhibits, viral threats like "I can't wait until I'm legally able to hunt you down" (dismissed as performative), and "militant trans activists" occupying the Oklahoma Capitol. They ridicule workplace equity claims, Jordan Peterson’s drama chart, and a TikToker’s $100 "joke" theft, while attacking "snitch bitches" in diversity-driven offices. Confusion over Project Veritas suspending James O’Keefe contrasts with praise for Joey Swole’s viral callout of a toxic gym influencer. The episode frames modern culture as a weaponized popularity contest, exposing what they see as hypocrisy and censorship—especially on YouTube—by shifting to Rumble. [Automatically generated summary]
I never thought I would see the two first ladies making it out at the State of the Union.
Although the State of the Union is definitely in shambles and things are extremely boring, we're going to spice it up tonight with some strange activity from our favorite trans people.
Also, we're going to be looking at just weird things that are happening, including the TikTok boss coming out as non-binary.
This is exclusive, important conversations.
Really, we're just going to be talking some shit, looking at some insanity, and it all starts now here at Nightly Offensive.
Oh, welcome back to another installment of Nightly Offensive.
It is approximately 10 to 15 p.m. Eastern time.
And yes, if you guys wanted to know, you are here was completely wiped off the internet the other day.
A lot of you guys have been emailing me asking me looking for old videos.
The entire channel was deleted and replaced with a different show.
So if you were looking for those videos and you thought I deleted them, I did not.
That was a network's decision, I think.
And they went ahead and did that.
And so you are here as you were here.
It is no more.
Everything's been completely wiped off the internet and the channel's been turned over to other uses.
People were asking me about that, but we're still got this channel.
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I'm joined by the lovely, the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus.
Well, I saw this video and I was like, okay, we've got to start with this because I don't want this live stream to just be like, oh, it's the state of the union.
So let's just be boring and talk about just the state of the union.
Well, I watched the whole thing and I have some thoughts, but I just wanted to take some time to just digest all of it, chew on it, chew on it, digest it, put it into some words and thoughts, and get back to you when I.
But also, missing context, hunt her down to invite her to a super cool party or to take her to the nail salon to top up those little crusty fingernails.
Well, I just found it to be one of the craziest parts about this is that, like, with people, things are getting weirder, meaning we've gotten to the LGBTQ community from existing to wanting to be referenced, now claiming they're being hunted down.
Because the Western civilizations are moving heavily towards the direction of heteronormativity, and we're really moving in a direction of Christian nationalism.
Yeah, that's a good, that's a very good overall worldview that you've acquired.
And by the way, if you can't see it, her name's Kat Faitham.
And she's got a gay flag hanging in the back of her car out of the window.
Well, things are getting weirder, and I thought that we would get into something that was reminding me how strange it was.
You know, Australia is obviously such a beautiful country.
I'm really enjoying it.
It's awesome.
But they had a new exhibit out in front of their – this is from this month in front of their museum for children, in front of their – what's that called?
doesn't matter to them it's also just that's where it's getting weird because it's it's i i'm so bored of the news cycle these couple of weeks I have some good stories we're going to talk about that.
We're going to talk about Project Veritas.
Drama.
I don't really do.
I don't like, you know how Tim Poole says he doesn't do drama on the channel.
He talks about serious things.
I can't do drama because I only talk about unserious things.
So like, you know, like people try to say like, oh, yeah, my channel's so serious.
I won't talk about drama.
I'm like, dude, I don't have time for your dumb fucking bullshit.
we need sharks to be wearing a little onesie jumpsuit of rainbow flags because that's actually the way that we are gonna if for that lady that we just watched people want to hunt her down Do you think a shark would be like, hey, bitch?
You did one of those classic woman moments where the man tries very hard to make something or do something and the girl comes and goes, oh, shouldn't that be a bit lower?
So militant trans activists, this is from Andy No.
Militant trans activists occupied Oklahoma Capitol on Monday to try to stop conservative lawmakers from posing bills banning the transitioning of children in the state, as well as restrictions on teachers hiding trans identity of students from parents.
So there was an insurrection.
I would also say a flaccid erection, because many of these people's genitals no longer work.
And the thing is, is that I'm more and more convinced every day, like, just, let me put this on mute for a second.
I'm more convinced every day that pronouns are an excuse to be popular when you're ugly and wouldn't and would be an outcast.
Like transgender is just being popular for ugly people.
Because you know, if anyone made these t-shirts seriously to try to sell them as like a small business owner, you know, they would be like $50 or they would be like ridiculously expensive, which I don't require them to fit correctly.
And I'm thinking for the first time about this right now.
So I'm just thinking out loud.
I feel like when these sorts of people say, hey, support trans businesses, support black business, black-owned businesses, support women's owned businesses, like those little whatever businesses where they have like silly little trinkets and t-shirts that you just would never wear.
But you know when you look at a school of fish with coral reefs and there's just like little like random like random beasts that look like weird and they just have colours.
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Okay, so let's jump into this.
What's going on?
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It's just one of the ones which just made me really laugh.
Yeah, but I only have a screen here, so I can't really do anything.
I only have one.
haven't programmed this very well well next time you need to fix my computer so that i can yeah i think what happens i kicked the computer off of your thing and almost broke it in half right before we started and just didn't adjust it All right.
So this isn't things getting weirder.
I like what Flawed Zilla said, said that this would piss them off.
This is just a question in the chat.
Put a yes in the chat if this would piss you off.
I just think people are like going too hard to go viral, right?
Now, this is a red rooster, which means this is in Australia.
So this is an Australian.
I'm just bringing a lot of Australian stories in because that's what shows up in my algorithms now is Australian stuff for the time being.
But this woman, who seems to be the same type of person that has a problem with stealing and taking things that are not theirs in every country, we had a recurring theme this week on lives that Australia has a crime problem and it's the same people committing the crimes in this country that are committing the crimes in the other countries.
And of course, being that she's young and impressionable.
I was really shocked at a video that I shared recently, and I couldn't figure out how it went so viral.
It was pretty bizarre.
But I was also thinking about things getting weird of like, do you remember this?
Do you remember this time of this thing When this was going on
Good choreography Yeah Very good choreography.
But I also have to say, I would really like to go back in time, and I would like my mom to abort me because I don't know if I want to live anymore on this planet sometimes.
And we just got this back in like mid-mid uh, we got our Rumble back in mid-December at 22,000.
Means we've gained like 8,000 subs since we started on Rumble.
And that means we're actually growing, which means it's like a good growth pattern.
And we can actually grow our Rumble.
And I'm really happy because if you see this, there are 533 people watching on Rumble, 30,000 subs, and 1185 with 540,000 subs.
YouTube is a bitch.
And I did start that last channel, as I mentioned at the beginning of the show.
I've started other channels, which and it's proven because when I used to have another live show, it used to get like 5,000 to 7,000 people a night.
Now it was much better.
But also, even in the beginning, it got a lot of live viewers because it wasn't throttled.
And I understand that you can get a lot of live viewers even with smaller channels.
So rather than start a whole new YouTube channel and try to start over on YouTube, knowing we'll be punished the same, and we probably won't grow anyways.
We are trying to grow on Rumble instead of starting a second channel.
So, you know, eventually the show made and also very cool.
So oh, yeah, and we're like way on our goal on locals too.
Like, I think we had somebody sign up like epically for like they bought like four years for themselves.
It's true.
It's really cool.
I'm really excited about it.
I'm just had, I'm really happy with the growth of everything.
And I got the search, I fought Meta and I got the ban taken off of our Instagram account.
That account has been search banned.
And I mean this, like, it's not like complaining about it.
On November 10th, I got hit for election misinformation and my account got told that it was an election misinformation site.
And I've been working for two months to get that account reinstated.
So I've been losing followers every day since November 10th because there's a certain amount of, I don't know how it works there, but like a certain amount of people unfollow you on whenever you're any website, apparently.
And it only started happening on websites in 2019, but a certain amount on follow you.
And then the key thing was, I was like, hey, I'm search banned and it says my count's restricted.
They haven't taken the restriction off, but they did take the search ban off and said, fine, we realize you're not involved in election misinformation.
And then what happened?
The day later, I've only had the search ban off for seven days and grown almost 2,000 followers in the seven days it's been off.
It's real.
Censorship's real.
And I'm not, I don't complain about it, but I do something about it.
And then I think I just remember, you guys, I also get my Facebook back, I think, March 3rd.
I think they're giving me back my Facebook March 3rd.
Because we were also growing on there because the boomers need shit.
I did want to say, though, that in that video, I have a couple more things that I want to get into.
Let's get into this.
Jordan Peterson, as much as I have my criticisms of Jordan Peterson recently, because I want to say that I also agree.
I don't think he's the one that's been tweeting off of his own page.
I think it's got to be somebody else tweeting off of his own page because his like weird drunken or like drug-induced complaints like, oh yeah, it's just like, I don't understand what's going on.
It's like there's people saying, he literally wrote this.
He goes, I have been finding it's Machiavellian that there are people out there that are using the words dude and bra and they're trolls and they're sadistic and the worst kind.
And you're like, what are you talking about, dude?
And he's just like ranting on this thread.
Like, and it's going to drive me crazy towards suicide and people if you just are anonymous and you use codes like dude and people that say Lameo and lol.
No, so he actually posted something good recently, which I was shocked about because I don't know what he's, I just don't understand what he's been troping on about.
And watching Cernovich call him like sad old man and stuff like that is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
But pray for him because he's actually could be a lot of good.
Although I will say Cernovich's Cernovich's critique of him makes sense.
He was like, our party loses because we prop up everyone who's just like a centrist and everybody who, I mean, to be fair, when I got hired with a mainstream network, I was a centrist.
I mean, I was very not as far right as I am today.
But I also know he said, like, these are the kind of people, like Jordan Peterson was saying we should invade Iran to get rid of the misogynistic regime.
Yeah, he was saying this the other day.
And Cernovich was like, why are we putting people that are not actually right-wing to lead us while the left puts their most purest, puts their most pure left-wing radicals?
They put like actual communists into power, and then we prop up everybody who's centrist.
I've made that critique over the last several years.
When they canceled Fuentes and when they canceled McGinnis, when they continue to cancel their own people, I've always said the right cancels our own, the left, you fail upwards.
And the right attacks you.
And we've mentioned this before.
You don't have the left wing doesn't even have to dig up dirt on the right wing or make up lies.
The right wing reports the lies and gives the dirt to the left-wing media.
That's how crazy is.
And Trump did that shit the other day too.
He posted some picture of Ron DeSantis drinking a beer with some girls.
Okay, so this is a list of people that would that percent of people who are quite a bit agreed a deal of students should report an instructor who says something that causes a student to feel harm.
Okay, so let me just see if I can exit out of this real quickly.
Okay, here we go.
So you're going to find out why they try to attack white straight guys because in the list here, I guess I can't open it fully, but yeah, I don't, can I get this over here?
And men who gossip or don't get the boys' backs are worse than gays.
If you're straight and you act gay like that, like if you, not if you're, like, you could be macho, you could be totally heterosexual and come off strong.
But if you gossip and you don't get the boys back, fuck you.
You don't get shit.
But also, it's not a surprise that over 50% of girls naturally would just rat.
Yeah, I feel like men, I mean, oh, yeah, men are becoming more feminized.
Yes, yes, yes.
But in regards to gossiping, which is a very women, catty women behavior, I feel like men, the way that they handle disagreements or things is not in this sort of manipulative behind the scenes, like, did you hear about this?
Blah, blah, blah.
But I feel like that's sort of becoming a bit more.
Family Guy has a bit about this, where Chris is at the fair and he wins a prize, but it's a gay man.
And his mom's like, oh, no, you can't keep the gay guy.
And he's like, why?
She's like, it's just a lot to take care of.
And he's like, how do I take care of a gay man?
And the mom's like, ask the gay man.
And he's like, what do I need to take care of you?
And he goes, oh, I need attention.
And he's like, oh, your hair's nice.
And he's like, give me more.
Give me more.
I need more attention.
And it's like, that's why they liked, that's why they liked the drama because they just, they, they're trying to compensate for issues with their father.
If you broke down the non-heterosection into homosexual men versus homosexual women, like lesbians, I feel that the men would be more, the gay men would be higher than the lesbian women in tattling.
No, but I meant if somebody's ratting people out and being fucking annoying on the internet, then they're probably just shitlibs and they're women or gays.
And that's what the list says.
And that was all from Jordan Peterson.
Is that it's shit lib, women and gays that create online internet drama and rat people out and complain.
I know it's not shocking, but it was interesting to see on a graph.
The one who's causing the least amount of problems in colleges in terms of just minding their own goddamn business.
I shouldn't have said that, so I should not take the Lord's name in vain.
But their own damn business.
Apologize for that one.
The reason why I get heated about this is because it's like this is obvious, and this is why I don't understand this push for equity and for more women in business, more women in the workplace, more gays.
It's like, it's just going to create problems.
You literally have a list here, and you said, these are the people that complain to HR.
But I thought it was interesting that he even posted this because he's kind of stayed off the race-based, gender-based stuff.
And that's the someone said the reason why you can't say the R word and the N-word and the F-word is because everyone is one of at least one of those three.
As we jump into this, guys, let me tell you about something very important.
So many of you guys know that you have a dog at home and or you have a family member that has a dog.
And I watched the lib say that, you know, if your dog died, most people are more sad if their dog died than if a human died.
And it's sad.
And I had a family member recently that just lost their pup.
And so it's like, you know, we really like to take care of these little guys and girls and they're so precious to us.
But many of us are feeding them the most disgusting food that has an ingredient.
It's almost in all food, no matter where you buy it, no matter what store, whether you're at PetSmart or Petco or you're buying it at Target, it has this ingredient.
Now it's called mystery meat or meat meal, and it contains like wasteful packing material.
It also includes like rotten meat and stuff.
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So Project Veritas, apparently, and I don't know how true this is because they did put out an official statement, said that Project Veritas has achieved immense growth and impact during the last three years, like all newsrooms at this stage.
The Project Veritas Board of Directors and Management are constantly evaluating what the best path forward is for the organization.
The board and management are continuing this internal evaluation to assure our long-term success.
Project Veritas will never stop and we will never let our supporters down.
There are 65 plus employees at Project Veritas dedicated to continuing the mission to expose corruption, dishonesty, waste, fraud, and other misconduct in both public and private institutions.
To our supporters, we hear you, we care about you, and we will never give up.
And this comes in the light of apparently, I was reading from New York Magazine that they've are voting whether to kick James O'Keefe off the leadership and they're putting him on paid leave.
Now, this is very common in corporations.
They'll suspend you.
They'll put you on paid leave.
It could be a political reason.
It could be misconduct.
It could be literally like you bumped heads with the donors.
It could be that maybe Pfizer got into the company.
It could be a lot of reasons why you are suspended or, you know, that's suspended, but you're put on paid leave, right?
You're suspended from your job.
And, you know, New York Magazine said that he's not currently making decisions.
I could probably reach out to Eric Spracklin or some of these other people and probably talk to them myself and investigate.
don't want to get involved in this right now.
I don't want to get involved in corporations and this shit anymore.
I'm over corporate bullshit.
But I also am confused because are they going to take away James O'Keefe's YouTube channel and put a different show on it or something?
Like how do you fire James O'Keefe from his from his own organization that just launched the largest bombshell story?
Like if we get rid of James O'Keeffe, he's like one of the last people doing anything.
Like he's like the last like everybody sucks balls.
Literally, George Santos sucking balls probably right now physically.
And you go out here and you're like the right wing just always just hires more losers.
Everything sucks.
Our commentary sucks.
Our activism sucks.
We police our own people and then we get somebody like James O'Keeffe that does real work and leads an organization and now he's on paid leave and allegedly.
I hope it's not permanent and I hope that they figure this out because I would not be stoked about that.
Well, I think that's what women think that everyone's going to, you know, love their sob stories and feel all sympathetic.
And then it's like, dude, we just hear this all the time.
There are real problems, real victims, real issues, but you being in a gym and complaining about guys looking at you when you're showing up in your underwear, okay.
That defensiveness comes from white supremacy culture.
It's okay to be all up in your feelings like that.
But it's not okay to use your feelings as an excuse to harm others.
We need to pause, allow ourselves to feel our feelings, and process through why those were the feelings that we had.
Then you can address the underlying thought that caused that feeling.
Only when we have thoroughly processed our feelings and the underlying thoughts will we be in a position to respond appropriately with kindness and thoughtfulness.
I feel like she said a lot of words and I also am, I feel like I don't know what she was talking about.
Because she was like, we white cis women, we need to talk.
And we go, okay.
And then she goes, you guys had a feeling when I said cis and we need to figure out the feelings and break down the feelings, think about those feelings.
And we need to, then she said some other things.
And so, but I don't really know what the result was.
Like, well, I don't, I just feel like she just said lots of words.
And then the jump cuts, like how she just like, it kept editing.