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Feb. 9, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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elijah schaffer
Well, things are getting very strange.
I never thought I would see the two first ladies making it out at the State of the Union.
Although the State of the Union is definitely in shambles and things are extremely boring, we're going to spice it up tonight with some strange activity from our favorite trans people.
Also, we're going to be looking at just weird things that are happening, including the TikTok boss coming out as non-binary.
This is exclusive, important conversations.
Really, we're just going to be talking some shit, looking at some insanity, and it all starts now here at Nightly Offensive.
Oh, welcome back to another installment of Nightly Offensive.
It is approximately 10 to 15 p.m. Eastern time.
And yes, if you guys wanted to know, you are here was completely wiped off the internet the other day.
A lot of you guys have been emailing me asking me looking for old videos.
The entire channel was deleted and replaced with a different show.
So if you were looking for those videos and you thought I deleted them, I did not.
That was a network's decision, I think.
And they went ahead and did that.
And so you are here as you were here.
It is no more.
Everything's been completely wiped off the internet and the channel's been turned over to other uses.
People were asking me about that, but we're still got this channel.
And we're here.
I'm joined by the lovely, the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus.
kezia schaffer
I wish we had Earhorn noises.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
kezia schaffer
Instead of just my mouth making those noises.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it would be nice.
I do like the confetti of color, though.
It feels good.
I'm feeling extremely energetic.
And I'm kind of inside of this moment.
I'm not even here promoting Public Square.
I just like, I use the app and I think it's kind of good.
But it has nothing to do with anything.
Don't forget, guys, as we get started today, I always look at this little thing.
Don't forget to sign up at locals.
You've got to join the chat.
You've got to join the community.
If you see this right here, you can get in the exclusive chat.
They're all talking.
It also live streams.
You can't see it here, but it is live streaming live into locals.
You can watch the live there.
You can be with the community exclusively.
You can get all the good stuff.
You can send naughty pictures.
You can talk.
You can name them.
You can do all the things you'd like to do.
And it's all in that chat.
So just go to elijahshaver.locals.com, click on the chat, join this all.
But also realize that I just felt like I had to address that in the beginning to let you guys know because things are getting weirder.
Would you admit things are getting a little bit weirder?
I mean, things are getting strange.
They're just getting strange.
kezia schaffer
Oh, no.
What's this?
elijah schaffer
Well, I saw this video and I was like, okay, we've got to start with this because I don't want this live stream to just be like, oh, it's the state of the union.
So let's just be boring and talk about just the state of the union.
kezia schaffer
Is it the state of the union?
It was.
Well, I watched the whole thing and I have some thoughts, but I just wanted to take some time to just digest all of it, chew on it, chew on it, digest it, put it into some words and thoughts, and get back to you when I.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know you're really into that.
I know you're really in the State of the Union.
unidentified
This is basically what it was.
elijah schaffer
We are going to look at some crazy makeout sessions between the lesbians that are in power, which is pretty cool.
I always show you something that might turn you on.
But I just feel like this sort of this encapsulated how the week's been going for me and how I feel like things are.
Yeah, let's go ahead and see.
This is the state of the union.
If I had to describe the state of the union in one minute, this would be the state of the union.
unidentified
Man, tell me in public that he can't wait until he's legally able until he's legally able to hunt me down.
Oh, look.
He can't wait until he can legally hunt us down.
This is not okay.
This is not okay.
What?
He told her, I can't wait until I can legally hunt you down.
elijah schaffer
Hello, bass department.
No, but I put this on the board of like a hundred things this week that I've seen that definitely never happened.
This is never didn't happen.
Nobody said he was going to hunt you down because I would at least look if this was like an attractive person.
kezia schaffer
But also, missing context, hunt her down to invite her to a super cool party or to take her to the nail salon to top up those little crusty fingernails.
Did he say specifically what he was hunting?
unidentified
Some of this looks like me in 2016.
kezia schaffer
Close.
Very close.
elijah schaffer
Well, I just found it to be one of the craziest parts about this is that, like, with people, things are getting weirder, meaning we've gotten to the LGBTQ community from existing to wanting to be referenced, now claiming they're being hunted down.
Although it does feel to me...
kezia schaffer
Well, not yet.
It's not legal yet, but soon, apparently, it'll be legal to hunt down somebody.
elijah schaffer
Because the Western civilizations are moving heavily towards the direction of heteronormativity, and we're really moving in a direction of Christian nationalism.
Yeah, that's a good, that's a very good overall worldview that you've acquired.
And by the way, if you can't see it, her name's Kat Faitham.
And she's got a gay flag hanging in the back of her car out of the window.
I don't know if it's, it can't be real.
This can't be.
This is America.
This is the state of the union.
I've declared that to be the state of the union.
That's the state of the union.
kezia schaffer
And also, I think, like, she's talking about a less than five-second interaction of this one thing he said.
I would be willing to bet that they maybe got into a bit of an altercation.
Maybe she was ripping into him or causing a scene or whatever, and there were a bit of a fight.
I just don't see the scenario playing out.
Like, she's just like, just minding my own business, living my life.
And a man comes up to her and says, I can't wait till I can legally hunt you down.
And then walks away.
Like, this is missing.
elijah schaffer
I would have believed it more if they used the N-word.
Because I've been like, you know what?
That's actually kind of funny.
I'm going to hunt you down, Wigga.
And then, like, I've been like, oh, yeah, it makes sense.
But I also find it to be slightly repulsive because the chat is still trying to get me to say, this is me.
This is my doppelganger.
unidentified
So.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, do a crying face.
Pause before.
elijah schaffer
Wait, it's got to be in this.
kezia schaffer
Whoa.
Oh, shoot.
That's actually, oh, that's not good, Elijah.
That's actually.
Okay, yeah.
Oh, that's not good.
elijah schaffer
All right.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, well, we'll just move on from that.
elijah schaffer
We'll just move on.
Well, things are getting weirder, and I thought that we would get into something that was reminding me how strange it was.
You know, Australia is obviously such a beautiful country.
I'm really enjoying it.
It's awesome.
But they had a new exhibit out in front of their – this is from this month in front of their museum for children, in front of their – what's that called?
Not museum, but where you see fish.
kezia schaffer
Oh, aquarium.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This is out in front of the aquarium.
It's the progress shark.
kezia schaffer
Ah, progress shark.
elijah schaffer
That's the progress shark.
kezia schaffer
Yes, because sharks really care about homosexuality.
That is one of their topics.
elijah schaffer
They don't discriminate.
They just eat whatever.
Has blood.
kezia schaffer
They eat you whether you have a penis, a vagina, or something chopped up in between.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
doesn't matter to them it's also just that's where it's getting weird because it's it's i i'm so bored of the news cycle these couple of weeks I have some good stories we're going to talk about that.
We're going to talk about Project Veritas.
Drama.
I don't really do.
I don't like, you know how Tim Poole says he doesn't do drama on the channel.
He talks about serious things.
I can't do drama because I only talk about unserious things.
So like, you know, like people try to say like, oh, yeah, my channel's so serious.
I won't talk about drama.
I'm like, dude, I don't have time for your dumb fucking bullshit.
I'm trying to talk about real stories here.
Like progress shark.
kezia schaffer
Yes.
elijah schaffer
So at least mine's defensible because I like that kind of shit.
Also, is it even what's gay faggot retard?
kezia schaffer
Is there something happening about?
elijah schaffer
I don't think I was supposed to say that.
unidentified
No, I know.
kezia schaffer
I saw your mouth continuing to move after you.
elijah schaffer
I don't think I was just to say that.
kezia schaffer
I don't think that's a girl shark said that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's what the gay progress shark.
And we want to stop saying that.
That's why we need the gay progress shark.
kezia schaffer
we need sharks to be wearing a little onesie jumpsuit of rainbow flags because that's actually the way that we are gonna if for that lady that we just watched people want to hunt her down Do you think a shark would be like, hey, bitch?
elijah schaffer
People think that your background is water?
People think that you'd say she's drowning and the room looks like you're behind water.
It's a backdrop that's supposed to be down more than a year.
He installed it incorrectly.
kezia schaffer
You did one of those classic woman moments where the man tries very hard to make something or do something and the girl comes and goes, oh, shouldn't that be a bit lower?
elijah schaffer
You know what?
It should have had.
This is when I realized your background shouldn't be cool.
It should just be like a gay progress shark.
kezia schaffer
I would like that better.
I would like that better.
Like, why don't we just make it feel safe and it would make me feel inclusive?
It would make me feel like I wasn't about to get hunted down when it became legal.
elijah schaffer
Like, this is where we're at with the LGBTQ, though, is that it's like sharks are just predators.
And so now you've made a gay predator.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, there seems to be a lot of those, actually.
elijah schaffer
There's a lot of gay predators out there.
kezia schaffer
So maybe this is actually...
elijah schaffer
But here's the thing.
I'm all...
I'm all against Andrew Tate's If He Dies is donating $100 million to help fight men against false accusations.
And the bitches and the hoes are always making shit up.
But I would say this.
I'm going to back up the idea.
I don't like fake accusations.
I think bitches are always crazy and gay people are crazy.
But you know what I do think?
This is a real predator.
And this is not a joke.
That's a real predator, and you should really watch out for him.
kezia schaffer
And what about this predator?
Oh, not that one.
elijah schaffer
That's yourself, faggot self.
What is that?
Why do you have a bunch of the F-words on the screen?
kezia schaffer
I didn't.
unidentified
I read it.
elijah schaffer
I didn't know that's what it was going to say.
And I read it coming on the screen.
kezia schaffer
I had on my screen.
I had a different picture of the screen.
elijah schaffer
Now the sharks coming on the screen.
We're all coming on the screen.
kezia schaffer
Go to my computer screen.
Why can't I come on?
unidentified
That was yours.
kezia schaffer
No, it wasn't.
I have it on a different picture.
No, that's not mine.
I can't control that.
elijah schaffer
I can't control it.
I don't know what's going on.
kezia schaffer
There's a picture of a man kissing a fish.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Well, I didn't know.
kezia schaffer
All right.
Well, I guess you can only control on your thing.
elijah schaffer
Well, we're done with the gay sharks.
Okay?
We're done with the gay sharks.
We're moving on.
We have serious stuff to cover today.
Very serious stuff.
I've told you I only cover the most serious stuff.
kezia schaffer
Okay, but please know that wasn't my fault.
elijah schaffer
So I don't know if you saw this, though.
The T people.
So this is the weirdest thing.
So militant trans activists, this is from Andy No.
Militant trans activists occupied Oklahoma Capitol on Monday to try to stop conservative lawmakers from posing bills banning the transitioning of children in the state, as well as restrictions on teachers hiding trans identity of students from parents.
So there was an insurrection.
I would also say a flaccid erection, because many of these people's genitals no longer work.
And the thing is, is that I'm more and more convinced every day, like, just, let me put this on mute for a second.
I'm more convinced every day that pronouns are an excuse to be popular when you're ugly and wouldn't and would be an outcast.
Like transgender is just being popular for ugly people.
That's all it is.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's just like you're ugly and you're never going to be the popular kid.
So then you become transgender and now you're the most popular ugly person.
And so then you, that's what that's, and here's the point.
A lot of us like me just stay ugly and you don't have to be trans.
You can just be retarded your whole life.
I've been doing it for 29 years.
You can just be retarded.
You don't have to cut your dick off.
And I just want to say that to the camera today.
To anyone that's thinking about becoming transsexual, you can be retarded and a little gay, but you don't have to chop your dick.
kezia schaffer
You don't have to do that.
elijah schaffer
You don't have to do it.
You could do it.
kezia schaffer
It won't.
elijah schaffer
But it won't help you.
kezia schaffer
It won't.
It'll be.
elijah schaffer
It's not a good.
It's a mess.
unidentified
You'll grow hairs inside your dussy.
elijah schaffer
You're a designer pussy.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But does he?
Okay.
But this was an insert.
So they stormed the Capitol.
How much do you think this was on the mainstream media?
kezia schaffer
Well, you know what?
I didn't see it at all, so this is news to me.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, they stormed the Capitol.
Can I just reiterate what I just said about the idea of, like, you got an Antifa, an Anquifa in the back.
The trans lives matter.
Can we also say this?
That that shirt was probably made by sweatshop labor in a, like by Uyghur Muslims?
Because it's got that shape to where it wasn't made to be worn more than once.
You know what I'm talking about?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, it looks like just like a $2 tea.
unidentified
That was definitely made by a little spray-painted sign.
elijah schaffer
Some people say made in America, but the most American thing you can do is to buy Muslim slave labor and force foreigners into the slave market.
Because that's, realistically speaking, what's more dominant?
Buying something made by a woman in your country or enslaving a foreign population.
kezia schaffer
Because you know, if anyone made these t-shirts seriously to try to sell them as like a small business owner, you know, they would be like $50 or they would be like ridiculously expensive, which I don't require them to fit correctly.
These people would.
elijah schaffer
They would require them to fit correctly.
Why are they always shaped like that?
kezia schaffer
Hold on, but can I just say this?
And maybe this sounds really bad.
And I'm thinking for the first time about this right now.
So I'm just thinking out loud.
I feel like when these sorts of people say, hey, support trans businesses, support black business, black-owned businesses, support women's owned businesses, like those little whatever businesses where they have like silly little trinkets and t-shirts that you just would never wear.
unidentified
It's also really overpriced.
kezia schaffer
And the people that there would be their buyers, their customers, I don't think can afford oftentimes.
Well, does that make sense?
unidentified
Yes.
kezia schaffer
Like, I just feel like...
elijah schaffer
Look at that.
kezia schaffer
that mean to say that?
unidentified
Like, I just am like, we don't need the sound on.
elijah schaffer
You have like the police there, and they're like, hey, there's a bunch of transgender, transquifas out here.
Yeah, I wouldn't.
Remember when they used to be called transquifa?
kezia schaffer
I don't remember that.
elijah schaffer
They used to be called transquifitins.
That is so weird.
It is so weird.
I don't understand, though.
kezia schaffer
Also, just one more thing.
Go back to that picture.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
Have you noticed that there's a lot more short kings around?
kezia schaffer
Because we have ladies who want to be boys and they're all five foot two.
So right.
elijah schaffer
They look like demons.
kezia schaffer
These are the short kings.
You guys are more in numbers.
So there's more of you.
unidentified
So.
elijah schaffer
They look like demons, though.
They all do.
unidentified
Look at the one in the back.
Oh, look at those ones.
kezia schaffer
They're just so colorful.
They love the colors.
elijah schaffer
You know what they remind me of.
unidentified
They remind me of looking at a school of fish.
elijah schaffer
No, I can't win this one.
But you know when you look at a school of fish with coral reefs and there's just like little like random like random beasts that look like weird and they just have colours.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, you just look through the crown and you go, oh, look at that one.
Oh, look at the colors.
elijah schaffer
I feel like I'm looking at a zoo.
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Whoa, that one's got really bizarre eyeballs.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
unidentified
Look at that one.
kezia schaffer
This outfit is very peculiar.
Like it is, yeah, it is like snorkeling on the Great Barrier Reef.
elijah schaffer
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And you've got to know this is the truth.
You know what I'm talking about?
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Are you doing this during an ad, really?
unidentified
Take me off the screen.
elijah schaffer
You have to be on the screen during this.
unidentified
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
Are you still laughing at the not at the ad.
kezia schaffer
This is a really good ad.
And I keep going.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
kezia schaffer
I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
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Okay, so let's jump into this.
What's going on?
unidentified
It's just one of the ones which just made me really laugh.
kezia schaffer
Are you going to look?
elijah schaffer
About what?
kezia schaffer
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know if you're going to look at it.
elijah schaffer
I don't have anything.
unidentified
What do you mean?
kezia schaffer
Never mind.
It's just I can't control them.
elijah schaffer
So let's move on to this.
That's going to be an interesting ad read to send to the sponsors.
unidentified
I'm like, oh, this is laughing throughout the whole thing.
kezia schaffer
Guys, come on.
You have to go and buy it now.
Otherwise, I'm going to be.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they actually just click on the link and go get the graphics in.
Go click on the link or else we're going to get in trouble from the advertisers for that.
We're not supposed to be laughing during the preparation.
unidentified
Okay.
kezia schaffer
Sorry.
I just took a moment to have a peruse in the chat.
elijah schaffer
I'm like, get your survival food.
You're like, so I'm trying to make it funnier and throw in a couple transgenders and then like, okay, this is not going anywhere.
kezia schaffer
I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
Not for transgenders.
Like, what are we talking about?
kezia schaffer
There are times where I feel like I can really have a quick squeeze through the chat, and it's when you're doing the...
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I only have a screen here, so I can't really do anything.
I only have one.
haven't programmed this very well well next time you need to fix my computer so that i can yeah i think what happens i kicked the computer off of your thing and almost broke it in half right before we started and just didn't adjust it All right.
So this isn't things getting weirder.
I like what Flawed Zilla said, said that this would piss them off.
This is just a question in the chat.
Put a yes in the chat if this would piss you off.
I just think people are like going too hard to go viral, right?
They try too hard.
I think that would piss me off.
I think that would make me angry.
kezia schaffer
Especially if he's like recording.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so let's get to another story.
So this is also the people that keep getting caught on the internet in their shenanigans.
This girl put up this viral TikTok.
I don't have it right now because I've deleted TikTok off my phone, but I've seen it going around.
She was saying, you know, when I accidentally put a $100 note in my pocket at work.
Okay.
kezia schaffer
Incidentally.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
Now, this is a red rooster, which means this is in Australia.
So this is an Australian.
I'm just bringing a lot of Australian stories in because that's what shows up in my algorithms now is Australian stuff for the time being.
But this woman, who seems to be the same type of person that has a problem with stealing and taking things that are not theirs in every country, we had a recurring theme this week on lives that Australia has a crime problem and it's the same people committing the crimes in this country that are committing the crimes in the other countries.
And of course, being that she's young and impressionable.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And so they were like, can you start tomorrow at 10 a.m.?
And then they wrote her back.
kezia schaffer
This is her first job, her first day at work.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I said, afternoon, I've been notified of the TikTok video you posted on 4223 regarding $100 you stole.
Stealing is not tolerated here at Red Rooster, and we will be terminating your contract as of today.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
You'll be notified of TikTok, the video you posted on April 2nd.
elijah schaffer
Oh, that's not April 2nd.
Wait, that's February 4th.
unidentified
Shit.
elijah schaffer
That's backwards numbers.
unidentified
They put the February 4th regarding the $100 you stole from my not tolerated.
This will not be tolerated here at Red Rooster.
And you will be terminating your contract as of today.
Please turn in your work uniform as soon as possible.
elijah schaffer
The weirdest part is hearing black people speak in Australian accents.
They're like, Leroy Ner!
Like, you know, that's what she said.
Nerr, they say neru.
unidentified
Oh, ner.
elijah schaffer
It's ner, n-e-r-w-h-g-h.
Ner, is how everyone says it.
So she's like, Leroy Nero, dead.
Like, this is not how you respond if you stole something.
You'd say, hey, I was actually doing it as a joke.
I totally forgot to put it back.
I will totally, I will give you back the 100 plus 100 extra.
kezia schaffer
I was.
elijah schaffer
It was a joke.
unidentified
I took the $100 out of the thing.
kezia schaffer
I forgot to put it back.
It was a joke.
It was just a joke.
And yeah.
I don't think there's a lot of people.
elijah schaffer
This is the only country where for people from this country call me Elijah.
And Elijah.
kezia schaffer
No.
See, see how we sound really different?
That's the key thing.
I say Elijah, and Elijah goes, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
No, you did.
You said Elijah.
kezia schaffer
Elijah.
I don't have a strong Australian accent.
elijah schaffer
I know you don't.
I know you don't.
Because Australian accents are kind of hard to understand.
There was this group of family that walked by me, and I didn't know if they're talking to me or their kid, and I didn't know what was going on.
And I got freaked out, and the kid was freaked out.
unidentified
He's like, oh, yeah, just kidding over there.
elijah schaffer
And I didn't know what he was talking about.
Anyway, they said we kindly asked for.
unidentified
I think we're in like South Sudan or something.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Well, look at this.
They're everywhere and they're causing the problems.
The young people are.
Young people are doing this.
unidentified
We kindly ask you to give your cooperation regarding this and subject.
The police will be investigating.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Like the big oy, oy, oi, oi, you in there?
unidentified
You take the hundred dollars.
elijah schaffer
And so then she's like, it's Black History Month.
You can't fire me.
kezia schaffer
So I guess she's not fired.
Wow, lucky.
Lucky she did it in Black History Month.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
That's a new one that I learned this month.
If it happens in Black History Month, it's not illegal.
kezia schaffer
So it started as it seemed like she was going to get fired, but in a crazy turn of events, it's actually Black History Month.
So black people can do whatever they want to do because it's Black History Month.
And reparations and such.
elijah schaffer
I will say this too.
I was really shocked at a video that I shared recently, and I couldn't figure out how it went so viral.
It was pretty bizarre.
But I was also thinking about things getting weird of like, do you remember this?
Do you remember this time of this thing When this was going on
Good choreography Yeah Very good choreography.
But I also have to say, I would really like to go back in time, and I would like my mom to abort me because I don't know if I want to live anymore on this planet sometimes.
I'm glad.
kezia schaffer
Well, you can just go to Canada and get euthanized.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
I might.
kezia schaffer
Don't need to worry about going back in the past.
The future is for us.
elijah schaffer
We need to make a shirt that says get euthanized.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Hey, let's all get euthanized.
elijah schaffer
Like, look, would this be considered a threat of violence?
Like, you obviously can't say, go kill yourself, bitch, because that would be a threat of suicide.
unidentified
But if you said, Can I point you to the nearest center?
elijah schaffer
Go kill yourself in a government-licensed facility.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, where they help you and where they assist you.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Is that a threat of violence?
unidentified
Because I would say that's not the one because I'm not the one wishing it.
elijah schaffer
I'm wishing that the government would do their job.
I'm wishing Canada would do their job.
That's a threat of violence that I'm not willing to do.
kezia schaffer
Canada, come on.
Canada needs to stop.
elijah schaffer
Canada needs to stop.
kezia schaffer
You got to hand out some little things like, here, this is your closest euthanization center.
Have a look.
The first one's for free.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
The first one's free.
I do want to see some good news, though, which I'm really, really happy about.
I don't know if you can see this on the screen here.
Let me see if I can go here.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, let me see.
Can you see it down there?
Yeah, look.
Dude, look at that.
We hit 30k subscribers on Rumble.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
And we just got this back in like mid-mid uh, we got our Rumble back in mid-December at 22,000.
Means we've gained like 8,000 subs since we started on Rumble.
And that means we're actually growing, which means it's like a good growth pattern.
And we can actually grow our Rumble.
And I'm really happy because if you see this, there are 533 people watching on Rumble, 30,000 subs, and 1185 with 540,000 subs.
YouTube is a bitch.
And I did start that last channel, as I mentioned at the beginning of the show.
I've started other channels, which and it's proven because when I used to have another live show, it used to get like 5,000 to 7,000 people a night.
Now it was much better.
But also, even in the beginning, it got a lot of live viewers because it wasn't throttled.
And I understand that you can get a lot of live viewers even with smaller channels.
So rather than start a whole new YouTube channel and try to start over on YouTube, knowing we'll be punished the same, and we probably won't grow anyways.
We are trying to grow on Rumble instead of starting a second channel.
So, you know, eventually the show made and also very cool.
I'm really excited about the 30k on there.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, and there's 40, apparently, 41 people in locals, which usually I think it's like 30.
elijah schaffer
So oh, yeah, and we're like way on our goal on locals too.
Like, I think we had somebody sign up like epically for like they bought like four years for themselves.
It's true.
It's really cool.
I'm really excited about it.
I'm just had, I'm really happy with the growth of everything.
And I got the search, I fought Meta and I got the ban taken off of our Instagram account.
That account has been search banned.
And I mean this, like, it's not like complaining about it.
On November 10th, I got hit for election misinformation and my account got told that it was an election misinformation site.
And I've been working for two months to get that account reinstated.
So I've been losing followers every day since November 10th because there's a certain amount of, I don't know how it works there, but like a certain amount of people unfollow you on whenever you're any website, apparently.
And it only started happening on websites in 2019, but a certain amount on follow you.
And then the key thing was, I was like, hey, I'm search banned and it says my count's restricted.
They haven't taken the restriction off, but they did take the search ban off and said, fine, we realize you're not involved in election misinformation.
And then what happened?
The day later, I've only had the search ban off for seven days and grown almost 2,000 followers in the seven days it's been off.
It's real.
Censorship's real.
And I'm not, I don't complain about it, but I do something about it.
And then I think I just remember, you guys, I also get my Facebook back, I think, March 3rd.
I think they're giving me back my Facebook March 3rd.
Because we were also growing on there because the boomers need shit.
I did want to say, though, that in that video, I have a couple more things that I want to get into.
Let's get into this.
Jordan Peterson, as much as I have my criticisms of Jordan Peterson recently, because I want to say that I also agree.
I don't think he's the one that's been tweeting off of his own page.
I think it's got to be somebody else tweeting off of his own page because his like weird drunken or like drug-induced complaints like, oh yeah, it's just like, I don't understand what's going on.
It's like there's people saying, he literally wrote this.
He goes, I have been finding it's Machiavellian that there are people out there that are using the words dude and bra and they're trolls and they're sadistic and the worst kind.
And you're like, what are you talking about, dude?
And he's just like ranting on this thread.
Like, and it's going to drive me crazy towards suicide and people if you just are anonymous and you use codes like dude and people that say Lameo and lol.
I was like, have you seen that?
His whole thread on this?
And I'm reading it.
kezia schaffer
I have a feeling that this isn't going to be the last voice slash accent you're going to do this.
We're already up to two.
So keep count, guys.
We'll see.
Anyone we talk about, Elijah's going to.
elijah schaffer
I just don't know if he's gone insane.
I don't know if he's gone insane.
kezia schaffer
I don't know if you've gone insane.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
Someone was like, you're not one to be talking on Twitter.
Some account was like about losing it.
You lost it a long time ago.
And he goes, bro, I never found it.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I didn't lose it.
I didn't just lose it.
I never have been trying to find it.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
It's never been there.
kezia schaffer
Okay.
elijah schaffer
There's never, it's never been there.
I've always been a little bit unhinged.
And then someone's like, yeah, it's like, oh, what do you mean?
Yeah, unhinged.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You don't know what I've gone through the last few years.
It's been some crazy shit.
Crazy people, crazy times.
I'm glad that I'm still here.
Mother, fuck up.
unidentified
Oh, yes.
kezia schaffer
Here we go.
Here we go.
elijah schaffer
No, so he actually posted something good recently, which I was shocked about because I don't know what he's, I just don't understand what he's been troping on about.
And watching Cernovich call him like sad old man and stuff like that is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
But pray for him because he's actually could be a lot of good.
Although I will say Cernovich's Cernovich's critique of him makes sense.
He was like, our party loses because we prop up everyone who's just like a centrist and everybody who, I mean, to be fair, when I got hired with a mainstream network, I was a centrist.
So it's actually true.
I mean, I was very not as far right as I am today.
But I also know he said, like, these are the kind of people, like Jordan Peterson was saying we should invade Iran to get rid of the misogynistic regime.
Yeah, he was saying this the other day.
And Cernovich was like, why are we putting people that are not actually right-wing to lead us while the left puts their most purest, puts their most pure left-wing radicals?
They put like actual communists into power, and then we prop up everybody who's centrist.
I've made that critique over the last several years.
When they canceled Fuentes and when they canceled McGinnis, when they continue to cancel their own people, I've always said the right cancels our own, the left, you fail upwards.
And the right attacks you.
And we've mentioned this before.
You don't have the left wing doesn't even have to dig up dirt on the right wing or make up lies.
The right wing reports the lies and gives the dirt to the left-wing media.
That's how crazy is.
And Trump did that shit the other day too.
He posted some picture of Ron DeSantis drinking a beer with some girls.
I was like, oh, you're grooming high schoolers?
And it's like, dude, fuck off.
kezia schaffer
Let him groom them.
No.
Like, it's like, dude.
No, I'm joking.
I'm just joke.
It was a joke.
elijah schaffer
I know, but I mean, I mean, I looked at it and I go, dude, there's no context to this.
Like, why is it that Ron DeSantis is doing a lot of good in the country?
Why are, like, there's no context here.
It's not like you have no proof that he's grooming children.
Like, if you're going to make that accusation, then better fucking have some receipts.
And unless you have the receipts, then you can say whatever the fuck you want, but it's not necessarily true.
And that's like this guy.
He just says stuff.
I don't know where he gets it from.
unidentified
Anyway, I just don't understand that.
elijah schaffer
And it's just true.
It's just true.
kezia schaffer
Okay, so what's this?
elijah schaffer
Okay, so this is a list of people that would that percent of people who are quite a bit agreed a deal of students should report an instructor who says something that causes a student to feel harm.
unidentified
This is basically who slow down to that one.
elijah schaffer
Okay, this is a list of people who would rat people out for not for not being woke.
kezia schaffer
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so let me just see if I can exit out of this real quickly.
Okay, here we go.
So you're going to find out why they try to attack white straight guys because in the list here, I guess I can't open it fully, but yeah, I don't, can I get this over here?
I don't know.
There you go.
kezia schaffer
You can see it.
elijah schaffer
You can see it.
Whatever.
27% of men would rat somebody out.
kezia schaffer
27.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but also, if you're part of that 27, remember, that includes gays.
kezia schaffer
Oh, okay.
elijah schaffer
That includes, that's not.
kezia schaffer
It's not breaking it down.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
That includes gays.
kezia schaffer
There's an age range between men aged.
elijah schaffer
And men who gossip or don't get the boys' backs are worse than gays.
If you're straight and you act gay like that, like if you, not if you're, like, you could be macho, you could be totally heterosexual and come off strong.
But if you gossip and you don't get the boys back, fuck you.
You don't get shit.
But also, it's not a surprise that over 50% of girls naturally would just rat.
kezia schaffer
Sure, sure, sure.
elijah schaffer
Because girls love it.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
kezia schaffer
That's not surprising.
The boys is surprising.
I feel like men are becoming...
elijah schaffer
I thought it would be lower.
I thought it'd be like 8%.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I feel like men, I mean, oh, yeah, men are becoming more feminized.
Yes, yes, yes.
But in regards to gossiping, which is a very women, catty women behavior, I feel like men, the way that they handle disagreements or things is not in this sort of manipulative behind the scenes, like, did you hear about this?
Blah, blah, blah.
But I feel like that's sort of becoming a bit more.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because at least I already know women are unloyal and like they're just like they're crazy.
But what always surprises me is the dudes when you're like a straight dude and you act like I always say dramas for women and homosexuals.
But also I'm shocked at the amount of men who get involved in drama.
You're worse than a woman and a homosexual if you're straight and you do this shit.
And so that's.
But you are.
You are.
You're fucking retard.
But I also, but I also bring this to you.
Like, this is also a weird chart where it goes cisgender to non-cis.
Trans people are more likely to bitch, which we all knew that.
kezia schaffer
So let's just say each time we read the stat, let's just say if we're surprised.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
kezia schaffer
I'm not surprised.
Cisgender people, it's like, well, I think it's high because that includes women.
And I think women are going to gossip and whatever.
elijah schaffer
that makes sense then straight i look non-hetero You know what, that's actually not a bad indicator to call them non-heteros because...
kezia schaffer
So gay people...
So this is now talking about the gay people.
elijah schaffer
I told you, gay people are just full of drama.
They're annoying.
Like, I've known a few cool gay people in my life, but gay people, Family Guy has a bit about this.
kezia schaffer
I feel like...
elijah schaffer
Family Guy has a bit about this, where Chris is at the fair and he wins a prize, but it's a gay man.
And his mom's like, oh, no, you can't keep the gay guy.
And he's like, why?
She's like, it's just a lot to take care of.
And he's like, how do I take care of a gay man?
And the mom's like, ask the gay man.
And he's like, what do I need to take care of you?
And he goes, oh, I need attention.
And he's like, oh, your hair's nice.
And he's like, give me more.
Give me more.
I need more attention.
And it's like, that's why they liked, that's why they liked the drama because they just, they, they're trying to compensate for issues with their father.
kezia schaffer
Okay, but they're not going to be able to do that.
elijah schaffer
And they end up having problems.
kezia schaffer
If you broke down the non-heterosection into homosexual men versus homosexual women, like lesbians, I feel that the men would be more, the gay men would be higher than the lesbian women in tattling.
What do you think about that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, gay men are the worst.
kezia schaffer
I think they would tattle and gossip even more than lesbian women.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's all they do is gossip and they drive for attention.
And there's some good ones out there that I know.
And you might be one of the good ones.
Even then, the insatiable desire for gossip is just childish.
Like, if you're a grown adult and you're into this shit, I assume you're a woman or you're gay.
But if you're not, you don't have an excuse.
But even then, it is, I'm actually pretty shocked at the only 52% of women, which means that there are many good ones out there.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, there are at least half of women are not going to rout you out, which I was more shocked about how many more men I would have thought.
I would have thought there was like 10% of men would rat you out and 70% of women.
kezia schaffer
Right.
elijah schaffer
But it's like 50% of women.
So that's pretty good.
Women are doing pretty well.
kezia schaffer
I mean, the categories are so like, like, if you're a woman, you have a high chance.
If you're non-cis and non-hetero woman, then you would be even higher.
Like, you're you, as you add these all up, like 50% for women, 60% for being a lesbian or non-hetero.
It gets higher and higher the more the, oh, what is it?
Like, the more privileged you get, the more you put it together, the more likely.
elijah schaffer
But this is what I'm trying to say.
It's like, when you look at this, this also debunks that dumb trope where it's like, oh, it's liberal white women that are ruining the world.
In fact, non-white people are more likely to complain about wokeness than white people.
Not a huge margin, but it's still there.
So if you're a POC, a Pac-A-Pac, if you're a Pac gay guy or something, you're like 90% chance you're fucking annoying in your drama.
This is the drama meter.
And if you're a woman, like a gay woman, you're also a lot of drama.
And so it just shows me that gay women and stuff, this is all very much drama people.
And I know there are exceptions, and I'm not putting everyone in the same group.
It's just this is what it is.
I also like, too, the fact that in terms of major, the humanities, over 50% in humanities.
Humanities, what's English and society?
Oh, well, I guess social science would be sociology.
Health science, yeah, health science is more woke than you think.
Natural science, that'd be my degree in college.
And I like how business, because business is also the boys.
You know, the boys are just trying to get their economy degrees, economics and stuff.
But I also like the graph based off of your leaning.
So 71% of libs would rat you out and only 13% of conservatives would rat you out.
You can't see it over only 13%.
That's what I thought it was going to be.
So based on your political leaning, if you're conservative, you're not likely to be a snitch bitch.
So if somebody on the internet is the drama, then they're not very conservative, most likely.
They're probably libs.
And that's just the truth.
That's like how you could tell a lib meter off the bat.
Is this person drama?
Am I the drama?
No, but if...
kezia schaffer
I'm not the drama.
elijah schaffer
I'm not the drama.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
No, but I meant if somebody's ratting people out and being fucking annoying on the internet, then they're probably just shitlibs and they're women or gays.
And that's what the list says.
And that was all from Jordan Peterson.
Is that it's shit lib, women and gays that create online internet drama and rat people out and complain.
I know it's not shocking, but it was interesting to see on a graph.
And I love it.
kezia schaffer
So a white, very conservative man who's studying business.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
You want a white person?
kezia schaffer
The most trustworthy person at university.
elijah schaffer
The one who's causing the least amount of problems in colleges in terms of just minding their own goddamn business.
I shouldn't have said that, so I should not take the Lord's name in vain.
But their own damn business.
Apologize for that one.
The reason why I get heated about this is because it's like this is obvious, and this is why I don't understand this push for equity and for more women in business, more women in the workplace, more gays.
It's like, it's just going to create problems.
You literally have a list here, and you said, these are the people that complain to HR.
These are the people that rat out their teachers.
These are the people that create drama.
kezia schaffer
The left would not be.
elijah schaffer
I know, but it's people of color.
unidentified
It's gays.
It's women.
kezia schaffer
It's like finally bringing to light these teachers that are racist and these teachers that are misogynist.
And good, this is finally what we need to whatever.
I think for us, we look at this and go, I mean, yeah, obvious.
elijah schaffer
Who to avoid?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, this is like.
elijah schaffer
Not to hire next time you get into business.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This is a good list.
But I thought it was interesting that he even posted this because he's kind of stayed off the race-based, gender-based stuff.
And that's the someone said the reason why you can't say the R word and the N-word and the F-word is because everyone is one of at least one of those three.
kezia schaffer
Racist.
Uh-oh.
elijah schaffer
Huh?
As we jump into this, guys, let me tell you about something very important.
So many of you guys know that you have a dog at home and or you have a family member that has a dog.
And I watched the lib say that, you know, if your dog died, most people are more sad if their dog died than if a human died.
And it's sad.
And I had a family member recently that just lost their pup.
And so it's like, you know, we really like to take care of these little guys and girls and they're so precious to us.
But many of us are feeding them the most disgusting food that has an ingredient.
It's almost in all food, no matter where you buy it, no matter what store, whether you're at PetSmart or Petco or you're buying it at Target, it has this ingredient.
Now it's called mystery meat or meat meal, and it contains like wasteful packing material.
It also includes like rotten meat and stuff.
And it may be one of the main reasons why your dog has a messed up gut.
You ever notice her poop is inconsistent?
Just it sometimes it shoots out diarrhea.
Other times it's like whole and you want to help your dog to not, you know, have that leaky kind of gut.
And then also maybe you are out there as well and you realize why your dog is lethargic.
It's probably because this ingredient is in the food.
If you want to find out if that ingredient is in your dog's food and how you can find food that actually helps your dog stay healthy, go to dogfoodexpose.com slash offensive.
That's D-O-G-F-O-O-D-E-X-P-O-O-E-S-E-D.com slash O-F-F-E-N-S-I-V-E.
That's dogfoodexpose.com slash offensive.
And Dr. Marty has a manual, a list, and can show you if your dog food is hurting your dog or helping.
And he's created an amazing, natural way to feed your dog that is healthy, whole, and keeps their life long and satisfied.
And trust me, there's not a lot of people that are great and that will treat you as well as your dog will.
So make sure you take care of your pup.
And also, food's getting more expensive at the store.
So actually buy something good.
You know what I mean?
Like actually buy the good dog food.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Let's go more in this.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Okay.
Next thing.
Let me go to the next.
I just got to find it.
unidentified
All right.
Next thing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm just looking for it real fast.
It's in my list.
I just didn't write it down.
Okay, let's talk about this.
So Project Veritas, apparently, and I don't know how true this is because they did put out an official statement, said that Project Veritas has achieved immense growth and impact during the last three years, like all newsrooms at this stage.
The Project Veritas Board of Directors and Management are constantly evaluating what the best path forward is for the organization.
The board and management are continuing this internal evaluation to assure our long-term success.
Project Veritas will never stop and we will never let our supporters down.
There are 65 plus employees at Project Veritas dedicated to continuing the mission to expose corruption, dishonesty, waste, fraud, and other misconduct in both public and private institutions.
To our supporters, we hear you, we care about you, and we will never give up.
And this comes in the light of apparently, I was reading from New York Magazine that they've are voting whether to kick James O'Keefe off the leadership and they're putting him on paid leave.
Now, this is very common in corporations.
They'll suspend you.
They'll put you on paid leave.
It could be a political reason.
It could be misconduct.
It could be literally like you bumped heads with the donors.
It could be that maybe Pfizer got into the company.
It could be a lot of reasons why you are suspended or, you know, that's suspended, but you're put on paid leave, right?
You're suspended from your job.
And, you know, New York Magazine said that he's not currently making decisions.
I could probably reach out to Eric Spracklin or some of these other people and probably talk to them myself and investigate.
don't want to get involved in this right now.
I don't want to get involved in corporations and this shit anymore.
I'm over corporate bullshit.
But I also am confused because are they going to take away James O'Keefe's YouTube channel and put a different show on it or something?
Like how do you fire James O'Keefe from his from his own organization that just launched the largest bombshell story?
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
That's kind of confusing to me.
The right wing is kind of effed up.
They just they fire the wrong people.
That's all I'm going to say.
And they get rid of the wrong people.
And they do.
Like if we get rid of James O'Keeffe, he's like one of the last people doing anything.
Like he's like the last like everybody sucks balls.
Literally, George Santos sucking balls probably right now physically.
And you go out here and you're like the right wing just always just hires more losers.
Everything sucks.
Our commentary sucks.
Our activism sucks.
We police our own people and then we get somebody like James O'Keeffe that does real work and leads an organization and now he's on paid leave and allegedly.
I hope it's not permanent and I hope that they figure this out because I would not be stoked about that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what I'm saying though?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
I hope everything's okay.
elijah schaffer
He's like the last good one and it seems like everything's falling apart.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It seems like everything's falling apart.
I did a, this I did want to bring up something very, very weird from there.
Where is this?
Oh, an update.
Do you remember that the girl who made the TikTok video?
She was filming like the creeper guys in the back.
Like, oh my gosh, they're staring at me.
kezia schaffer
Oh, when she goes to the gym.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, Joey Swole called her out and she ended deleting her whole TikTok account.
kezia schaffer
What?
What did he say?
elijah schaffer
He was like, you are making the gym difficult for men.
You are making it difficult.
kezia schaffer
That was it?
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
And she deleted her account.
I wonder if she, I'm sure she hoped that releasing the video, she would get likes and yada yada.
But I wonder if she realized how viral it would go and how many people would be like, girlfriend, what are you doing?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, I think that's what women think that everyone's going to, you know, love their sob stories and feel all sympathetic.
And then it's like, dude, we just hear this all the time.
There are real problems, real victims, real issues, but you being in a gym and complaining about guys looking at you when you're showing up in your underwear, okay.
That's kind of what he said.
Like, ma'am, I look at guys, you know?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like you look at a guy, you go, well, that guy's buff, and you stare at him.
It's not because you're trying to have sex with him.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
Maybe you are.
When you've taken me to the gym with you a few different times and taking me through like a workout or something, not in a creepy way.
I will literally look around and see these guys lifting up these really heavy things.
And my mind will be blown.
Even when I watch you and you're lifting up the heaviest weights I ever saw, it just blows my mind.
I used to feel like you're watching people do something.
Or if there's someone, you know, doing, I don't know.
I literally look around and observe people.
So guilty.
Sue me.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Let's look at this video here because this is back to where things are getting strange, where they're getting weird.
I thought this one was really funny.
This is where we're at in the world.
Here we go.
unidentified
Cis women, we need to talk.
kezia schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
Take a deep breath.
kezia schaffer
Oh, you're not including in this ladder just now.
elijah schaffer
I'm thinking I'm cis women today.
unidentified
Some of you just now reacted to me saying cis.
That defensiveness comes from white supremacy culture.
It's okay to be all up in your feelings like that.
But it's not okay to use your feelings as an excuse to harm others.
We need to pause, allow ourselves to feel our feelings, and process through why those were the feelings that we had.
Then you can address the underlying thought that caused that feeling.
Only when we have thoroughly processed our feelings and the underlying thoughts will we be in a position to respond appropriately with kindness and thoughtfulness.
elijah schaffer
Break that down.
I don't know what she said.
unidentified
You know what?
kezia schaffer
I feel like she said a lot of words and I also am, I feel like I don't know what she was talking about.
Because she was like, we white cis women, we need to talk.
And we go, okay.
And then she goes, you guys had a feeling when I said cis and we need to figure out the feelings and break down the feelings, think about those feelings.
And we need to, then she said some other things.
And so, but I don't really know what the result was.
Like, well, I don't, I just feel like she just said lots of words.
And then the jump cuts, like how she just like, it kept editing.
Like, we need to talk with kindness and humility.
elijah schaffer
We need to talk, motherfucker.
unidentified
Let's go.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I don't, I don't know if anyone was able to figure that out what you.
unidentified
My name is Samantha, and I'm, I'm attractive.
elijah schaffer
Look at me.
Like, there was like monsters.
kezia schaffer
What are these people?
elijah schaffer
Get off my screen.
I'm over it today.
This whole week, it's so slow.
Everything's so boring this week.
unidentified
Next.
elijah schaffer
Next.
The next video I want to talk to you about is something really important.
It has to do with the Maxine, the back scene.
You know what I'm talking about?
But I got in trouble for it on there.
I took it off of Instagram and I got taken down somewhere else.
So I don't think that it can probably be on YouTube.
So I am going to finish these stories off on Rumble.
I just put the link in the chat.
So if you're on YouTube, we're switching over to talk about, show a video that may show that this was planned.
That this is planned.
It may be one of the smoking gun videos.
And I have another video that I want to put up with two videos that are too hot for YouTube.
Because you can't talk about the stuff on YouTube.
You just can't talk about it.
And I refuse to not talk about it.
So I'm going to go talk about it where I can on my Rumble.
So click the link on the Rumble.
It's in the chat.
I just pinned it.
You can go to rumble.com slash slightly offensive and it would also work there.
But go over there.
If you don't have the app, download it, and also subscribe to us below if you haven't already.
Thank you guys.
We will see you.
I'm going to just go ahead and swap over.
Let me just get this going here.
unidentified
And let's cut this out.
Fuck this shit.
I'm out.
Fuck this shit.
I'm out.
No thanks.
Don't mind me.
I'ma just grab my stuff and leave.
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