Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - VIDEOS They Make You Watch IN HELL! w/ 1/4 Black Garrett

Feb. 2, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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VIDEOS They Make You Watch IN HELL! w/ 1/4 Black Garrett

It's 2023: women are men, men are women, drag shows are for kids, truth doesn't exist -- so remember that getting AIDS isn't necessarily a bad thing either! From men getting PMS due to hormone therapy, the "best" transitions of very convincing t-people, regrettable tattoos that show your allegiance to the rainbow cult, all while trying to cure 1/4 Black Garrett from his new infection. This episode does not disappoint.Show more ⇩ Follow Garrett: ⇩ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@UC3t53FEAhZ79aTnkOzDE20w Twitter: https://twitter.com/QTRBlackGarrett ___________________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ⇩ FOOD SUPPLY: Don't wait until the grocery stores are empty to be prepared! Get the super survival food that lasts 25 years and helps gives jobs to over 200 Americans in a family owned facility in the USA. And right now and for the next few days, listeners of Slightly Offensive will get 10% their first order at https://4patriots.com/ by using code OFFENSIVE. UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com/ for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ________________________________________________________________ I'm now fully INDEPENDENT - join the community and support the show at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ You won't regret it! ________________________________________________________________ Grab the NEW Limited Edition Merch before it's gone: https://slightlyoffensive.com/shop/ _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ DONATE AND SUPPORT THE SHOW ⇩ ➤ ONE-TIME https://slightlyoffensive.com/donate/ ➤ VENMO https://account.venmo.com/u/Elijah-Schaffer ➤ PAYPAL https://paypal.me/slightlyoffensive?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ GAB https://www.gab.com/elijahschaffer ➤ GETTR https://www.gab.com/elijahschaffer ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive ______________________________________________________________ ➤ CONTACT: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. elijah schaffer Show less

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	Well, we're in hell, and the videos are going to make you wish that you were already there.
	If you make it through to the end of the show, we have an amazing guest on today.
	It is approximately 10:10 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
	We are live with another installment of Nightly Offensive.
	Let's get down as the
	highest quality show on the internet.
	My name is Elijah Shaffer and I am your uh top 17 hosts.
	We are here with another installment of Nightly Offensive.
	It is Wednesday night, and rather than talking about the news, all the boring stuff, the raids on Biden's household, we thought that we would look at the most beautiful people on the internet.
	We're talking about the robotic ladies, the genetically altered, mutated, vagina-wearing men.
	We're looking at transgenders today, our favorite, and our top ones, the best transitions possible.
	Who else to invite on the show than none other than my favorite and most passing trans man in the world, Corner Black Garrett?
	Welcome to the show.
	Every time I come on this show, just the absolute worst of the worst.
	It's to be expected, though.
	I'm glad to be back.
	It's been a little bit.
	It's well, for a reason.
	For a reason.
	Let's just say this.
	Very topical.
	When things were stable, I barely tolerated having you on.
	So let's just say this: 2023 is my year.
	2022, maybe not so much.
	Oh, well, you know, we all got our ups and downs.
	That's why I came back on the stream.
	It was for charity.
	It was a make-a-wish.
	I felt like, hey, this is a good time to put some positivity out for the world.
	And, you know, so, hey, I'm on your show now.
	So you can stop calling me.
	I will tell you, though, it was weird when I said, hey, can I ask you for something?
	And then I didn't even get to finish.
	And the dick pic just went, shoom.
	And it was like in my investment.
	Well, that's what I do to everybody.
	It's the only question I ever get.
	So I just headed off to the past, saves us time, gets it out of the way.
	I know.
	Well, I got to say, I didn't say I didn't like it.
	I said that I got it, and then I just said – Of course you didn't.
	Come on.
	Please.
	What kind of universe you wouldn't like that?
	I don't believe you.
	Oh, maybe.
	I was looking at your page, all right?
	And I saw, hey, you got new merch.
	And I was like, hey, cool.
	It's got a new merch.
	I want to go look at it.
	I went and looked at the Copium Jab shirt.
	And I'm going to have to say, I have a shirt.
	And it looks pretty damn close.
	Oh, my God.
	It looks pretty close.
	Got to say.
	Wow.
	And it's like we take tips.
	You've taken some tips.
	Well, it's maybe like we took an idea that almost was good and then we made it actually good, which is like typically what I do when I look at your stuff.
	I go, wow, he almost made something that was of quality.
	And I might as well actually try to turn it around and turn it into something that's worthwhile.
	You know what I mean?
	I try to bring value to things.
	Not going to lie, I already bought three of them.
	So they're pretty good.
	They're pretty good.
	Four butt plugs and three t-shirts.
	I want to welcome on the show as well, Kez Queen Fetus.
	Yeah, every day, basically.
	So it's just my nine-to-five job, basically.
	It is.
	Garrett, so I know that we, this, this show started out with videos that made me catch AIDS, but then I realized everyone knows how do you, how does Garrett catch something he already has?
	I've already got it.
	He already has.
	So today we're looking at some of my favorite videos today.
	I found some awesome content for us.
	We're just going to be really looking at these videos that I wanted to remind people.
	We're supposed to be a Christ-centered show, right?
	And people say, show me so much filth, so much degeneracy, so much transgender, so much disgusting stuff.
	And I just thought, you know, the goodness of my heart, out of my charity, that perhaps we would start this show by reminding people to confess in Christ, to give their lives to God, or else what you see today, you're going to get more of.
	These are videos that they show you when you get to hell.
	And this is just like 1% of it.
	And the other ones, I'm just going to say this.
	I don't want to give too much of a surprise of what hell's like, but the ones we're not showing today, it also starts with James Charles videos.
	So we're not showing those today, but if you want to know what else hell has got going for you, it also involves James Charles and children.
	Where's your voice go?
	Your voice cut out?
	Did you mute me?
	You racism.
	You just racism on me.
	What were you saying?
	I was saying, as soon as you get down to hell, you open up, you get to the gates.
	It's a James Charles video just on the other side.
	And you have to participate.
	You guys know an awful lot about what it's like getting to hell.
	One second.
	I just got to eat it.
	I've seen it.
	Hey, I didn't get the banana memo.
	Well, you guys over there having potassium, and I'm deficient over here.
	Your wife didn't pack you a banana for lunch today?
	No.
	I always pack my husband at least one banana for lunch.
	Wow.
	She did make me a sandwich, though.
	True to size, many bananas.
	El McCron.
	No, I do want to bring this up.
	I don't know if you guys, you weren't here on the last show, but this gentleman here, this was the first video.
	This is actually the doorman in hell.
	I like how you were making fun of my set, but at least we don't look like we're in a death metal deathcore concert from 1987 like yours.
	But anyway, moving on.
	I was giving you a compliment.
	I wasn't even being funny.
	I like the minimalist style you got there.
	It's very retro and cyberpunk you're going for.
	I like it.
	It's a little bit.
	It was a joke.
	It was a real thing.
	It's Black Lives Matter.
	We like to keep it black.
	So tell me what your first thoughts are when you see this.
	Because this is, by the way, this is a woman.
	I do want to clarify.
	This is a woman who recently lost all their friends for not defending them when they got kicked out of a woman's restroom.
	And they were appalled that a mother and a child were upset that someone who looks like a woman like this would not be allowed to use a stall with an eight-year-old child.
	I mean, what are your feelings about this when we're already, I mean, this is very sad to me.
	This is really penetrating me in places that very few have.
	It's very tragic.
	Why?
	Why is this a thing?
	I don't like it.
	I don't like what I have to see on this show.
	And my real question, why is anybody friends with him?
	I'm sorry, her in the first place.
	That's the real question.
	Well, it seems like he lost from the last episode.
	It seems like he lost all his friends because the friends started shouting yelling at him.
	Huh?
	It's a her.
	It is a girl.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm all sunburned today from watching all of this.
	I actually was out in the beach.
	I didn't wear any sunscreen yesterday.
	But here, we have an update, by the way.
	He wants to remind us that we are all.
	Oh, she wants to remind us.
	See, look.
	We should know.
	She's been identifying for over four and a half years.
	For four and a half years.
	This has been a four-year transition.
	We all know that they are transgender.
	is four years of work yeah because they won't do a damn thing when i tell them i'm a trans woman they'll say okay and they'll leave me alone you want to know why Because it's legal in my state as a trans woman to use the bathroom I identify with.
	Now come at me with another comment.
	Honey, much votes.
	Wow.
	Of course, the only reference is a food reference.
	Oh.
	Catch me outside with my corn pops.
	All right.
	I would have re-lucky charms out.
	Yeah, I would have re-recorded that just with a little bit more confidence.
	And if I listened back to it and I saw myself do that little stumble, like the couple little stumbles, I think it sort of takes away from the like the firmness of the message.
	I would have just re-recorded that and made sure I didn't stumble that time, I spoke.
	That's like forethought, though.
	That's self-awareness.
	And I don't think she has any of that.
	Good point.
	Yeah, honey bunch is the votes.
	I do love, though, what I do love about this person is they've come back.
	This was a response video of people were saying, well, you don't look like a woman.
	And it is like, well, I do look like a woman.
	I'll tell you this, though.
	This is where I want to be affirming.
	Today I'm only being affirming.
	I'm choosing affirming language.
	They're both right.
	The critics and this person are right.
	It's not that it's that you don't look like a woman.
	You look like the size of two.
	So like, it's like you have it wrong and they have it wrong.
	You're multiple people.
	And in fact, you might have split personality disorder.
	Fair, fair.
	There is a sliding scale of age and weight where there's a certain grace period in there, which I think this person may be in, where both male and female kind of converge.
	And I think I've seen some, you know, some handsome women around at like a track meets, you know, race car, what are those things?
	The NASCARs.
	Why do you say I've seen like people meet?
	Why'd you do this?
	And then because no, that's usually what they're doing.
	I'm just, you know, I'm an observer.
	I like to observe things.
	I'm a documentation.
	I like to do a lot of that.
	A documentationary.
	Okay, so then I want to bring this up.
	Yeah, some documentationary.
	So apparently, this is not the only person.
	So, by the way, there is this adult man who identifies as a baby girl and wears diapers in public.
	So, this is like a new profile called Little Pinks, which, by the way, I don't, I'm not going to play the sound because I don't want to get kicked off of YouTube.
	Is that moist critical?
	I thought that was most critical.
	It's possible.
	I've heard actually, there's a few, there's a gaming channel or a comedy channel called Nerd Rotics.
	He's into this kind of stuff, I've heard, which is there's nothing wrong with that, though.
	I don't find anything to be inappropriate about this.
	I just think I found out this is a man who dresses up as a little girl and wears diapers.
	And I felt I didn't want to put this on because I didn't want to cause any arousal for anyone today.
	But I also find the fact that it's ironic that Little Pinks was embarrassed in public not to be seen with people in a onesie and a binky, but was embarrassed that someone saw their dipey, which I have to say, I don't know, it looks like they're liking it a little too much.
	Looks like you're liking it.
	And look, she's trying to pull her own Dax down, she's trying to get them down, and the friend just helped them.
	Unbelievable.
	Oh, whoops.
	They are killed myself.
	I've got two young girls, and you said earlier, arousal.
	I can't think of anything that's more annoying than a little girl.
	So this is just putting me completely off.
	I'm disturbed and annoyed.
	And if I saw this dude in public, I would cross the street to the street that they're on and then not assault them.
	That would not be what I would do.
	I would not do that.
	Well, I always say this: we should treat them as nicely as liberals treated us during COVID.
	You know what I mean?
	Just kick them out of your establishments, give them no rights, and prevent them from working.
	Because realistically speaking, I do bring this up though about the weird thing with the fetishes because we have so much weird.
	This is like this is barely the beginning.
	I keep getting age restricted, so I had to keep it really light in the beginning because they said I had to keep things toned down for the first 10 or 15 minutes YouTube did.
	And we're going to look at some of the crazy stuff, but guys, I do want to tell you this.
	This is toned down.
	What this is toned down?
	This is as easy.
	It only gets serious.
	It only gets weirder after this.
	So this is about as good as it gets for the stream.
	There's about 90 minutes of straight degenerate content coming up on this live stream.
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	So what's crazy is that I'm not the only person who I just have to get into this.
	It gets even weirder, though.
	It gets weirder.
	So I really feel like people, I've kind of wondered where everyone's getting these ideas from.
	You might have seen this clip here.
	But before we get, like, actually, like, weird, this is a clip from a stream of a transgender person or transsexual watching Prager, watching a trans person watch PragerU stuff.
	And I feel like we're in an episode of 1984, this sort of, like, weird, this weird idea where you.
	It's, like, multi-layered, like, we're watching something, watch something, watch something.
	And they're watching us watch something.
	Watching something.
	This is so weird.
	If you guys out there are watching, are you recording yourself watch this?
	That's like eight layers deep.
	They're watching us watch people watch something.
	So basically, this person is downloading and explaining to people, like, this is the weirdest thing.
	It's like teaching them, like, they're babies and diapies what exactly a trans person is.
	And this is one of the most dystopian videos I'd ever seen.
	And again, I have to show you this before we even get into any of the crazy stuff.
	But this one rocked my world, honestly.
	Because also that trans person above there, all trans people look like sex dolls.
	I don't take that back.
	They look like women with too much Botox that have their privates cut off, so they always look surprised.
	Anyway.
	Oh, I concur.
	I concur.
	Can we get this going?
	Okay, let me reset.
	Let me refresh that.
	Let me refresh that because this is a high-quality show, so we got to get this refreshed.
	Here we go.
	If it's female sports, is it then female locker rooms?
	Is it then female prisons, which we're now seeing becoming an issue?
	Oh, I like the entrance there.
	It was nice.
	Biological male inmates are being put in female facilities because they identify as women.
	We have to.
	All right, really quick.
	Chat, are trans women biologically male?
	Are trans women biologically male?
	Huh?
	Because you'll hear this a lot from these turfs.
	Well, you got to pause it.
	Their logic is so confusing to me.
	What?
	That was the same thing.
	I need to unpack it.
	Go ahead.
	As a trans woman, which is man, biologically male, that would be yes.
	I think that's supposed to be the wrong answer, though.
	think he thinks dang it that's the wrong answer i'm that's what what i'll take delusion for 500 alex Delusion.
	Yeah, I know.
	That was good.
	But I will say, usually in these videos, what you try to do is take the answer that's correct.
	And if that's your initial answer, because usually the correct answer is the most simple one.
	It's the one that comes to your head initially.
	It's usually the opposite of what they're about to say.
	I hate to break it to you, Cornerback Garrett, but if you haven't been on the internet recently, usually whatever you think is the most substantially incorrect version of the answer is usually what they give.
	Listen, this is crazy.
	Trans women are not biologically male.
	Because, chat, what is the most important sex determining organ?
	See if you can answer this one correct, Garrett.
	This is a tricky one.
	The genitalia?
	Ooh.
	I think I might have to disagree.
	Because if you cut that off, then you're no longer.
	I'm trying to answer within the I would say the thing that determines your gender is your mind or your heart.
	I would say.
	Oh, that's even better.
	That's one of those are going to be my answers.
	I would have said my first answer, which I know is going to be incorrect, would have been your DNA.
	No.
	So I would have said DNA.
	But Denae sounds like a transgender name, like D-Nay, they call me D-Nay with a big D, you know?
	Like, that's D-Nay.
	Denae.
	And you got those long nails?
	Click, click, click.
	You always wonder how they wipe?
	It's like, do they just use the nail and do little scoops?
	I don't know.
	And then rinse.
	Scoop in and rinse.
	It's the only answer.
	Scoopy the poopy.
	All right.
	Yeah, Scoopy the Poopy.
	That's what they call it.
	What is the most important sex determining organ in your body?
	It's your brain.
	I knew it.
	Oh!
	I knew it!
	You're good at this.
	You play too much of this game.
	All the other stuff is just extra.
	It's all extra.
	Trans women are not.
	Oh, yeah, it's all extra.
	That is a ridiculous, nonsense thing to say.
	Don't let anybody tell you.
	Don't listen to any.
	If anyone wants to say something different, don't listen.
	I love, my favorite part, though, is how it's like, so you got this Jewish motherfucker in the lower left screen, right?
	About...
	He's about to tell you what to do with the interest on yourself.
	Get him on the turn, too.
	And yeah, and what's going on?
	It's Kez's cousin.
	Right there.
	So we got this guy, right?
	And he looks like, you know, these are always like the Ezra Miller wannabes.
	Like, he looks like a kid you wouldn't put your children around.
	And like, this guy's about to get a job in Hollywood.
	That's how creepy he is.
	So he's.
	He's that one adult at Chuck E. Cheese with no kids.
	Like, why are you doing that?
	But he wants your kids.
	Ski ball.
	I like ski ball.
	No, you don't.
	I'm just trying to win tickets.
	Bro.
	I like the pizza.
	It's my favorite kind of pizza.
	Pizza.
	Oh, man.
	Okay.
	Well, all I was going to say is, like, I love how they have their pronouns up, right?
	She, her, just, like, and like the trans flag.
	Like, it's, it's, it's, this is what I always say.
	If you've got to display a trans flag and your pronouns, you got to start the game over.
	Like, like, like, because try a little harder.
	Correct.
	You're going to need to improve.
	Like, and this is where I've, this is where I've said I've actually become the biggest spokesperson for transgenders in the gay in the LGBT community.
	Actually, I'm so sick of ripping into them failing that I'm like, it's that reverse psychology that I want to defend them now.
	I'm like, hey, guys, it's too easy for me.
	You're making my job too easy.
	And I'm getting in trouble because it's too funny discussing you.
	So I need you to like, I need more like tricks.
	And where I'm like, wait, is that a girl?
	And then I'm like, and then I can't really rip into them because they're a pretty girl, but they're really a man.
	And it's like, you know, and then it's like, we get into better conversations.
	I think anyone who wants to become transgender needs to go to school that teaches them, like, if you are a trans woman, you need to go to school to just learn the basics, basics of makeup and hair and just things like that.
	I really think so.
	It'd be called plumbing school.
	Interesting.
	Learn how your pipes work.
	Yeah, that's interesting.
	Yeah, but I think they just need some guidance.
	Well, it's usually some kind of like idealized version of what a woman is and not an actual woman.
	It's like, oh, I want to be like drag shows.
	It's always that kind of like super over-the-top giant boobs or super makeups or nothing.
	That seems to be, there's no middle ground.
	There's like only the most extreme, or I've not tried at all, and I just want you to call me she, her.
	Yeah, like the girl in the first video.
	I mean, yeah, the girl in the first video with the stubble and our next video.
	So this one's really good, though, because I really like this video.
	Are we finished with that other one?
	Well, we can get back.
	Trust me, there's so much.
	I've gotten a little bit crazy on these.
	I've gotten a little crazy on how much stuff I included in this because, as somebody said, it freaks me out how much of this content Elijah has saved.
	And I said, it should.
	You should be worried.
	It should genuinely frighten you.
	Genuinely, it probably should worry you a little bit.
	But I will say this.
	This is a new thing.
	And this is the war of the transgender.
	So they know that they're not passing well.
	And instead of starting over, instead of trying to do better, they've decided they're going to declare war.
	There's this new penalty.
	It's called a month maximum, where you have a month to figure out their gender.
	And if you don't figure out a month, I'm just going to say this.
	We'll look at some posts in the future.
	I want to know the consequences.
	We'll see it.
	I can speak for all trans people, but I'll speak for myself.
	Grace and patience are not in an unlimited supply when I am being disrespected by cisgender folks, especially work colleagues.
	I don't think being treated like a human being is a big ask, but apparently that the grace period is about a month for you to get your act together and getting my pronouns right, not saying overtly transphobic stuff all the time.
	A month's a long time.
	That feels very aggressive.
	Especially right now, I'm working in a work site once a week where since October, these people can't get their act together.
	I have gone out of my way to educate these people, and the grace period's over.
	Feels hostile to me at this point.
	These earrings are part of my work uniform at this job site now.
	No more gentle reminders, Dolly J. Instead, it's around and find out, Dolly Jay.
	Said job site.
	Said job site.
	I really hope it's a construction site.
	I want to see this.
	I want to just smash in some concrete, putting in rebar.
	That's how standing up walls.
	That's how you're describing her vagina plasty.
	Stick some rebar, just smash it.
	Just smash it up.
	Yeah.
	That feels a little bit aggressive.
	Just put a little rebar on the concrete to the brain because that's the most important organ.
	Yeah.
	We watched this.
	We read this thread from this last time from this guy who said that they got their vagina mangled and inverted, you know, into the pee-pee into the VV.
	And they said that you can still feel the muscles like trying to erect the penis, but there's like nothing there.
	Oh, God.
	Ghost dick.
	Oh, man.
	And by the way, that thread that we read was from Gary.
	He's acting surprised.
	I'm feeling the ghost dick right now.
	What?
	Dude, that's some like, that is some body horror film stuff.
	Like, that's the thing.
	When you watch the thing and there's like gross tendrical things coming out of people's bodies and stuff and eating other people, like that's the same level of horror right there.
	Just there's a pieces of a dick in there that are pulsating and that literally.
	We've gone too far.
	We've gone too far.
	We went too far like nine years ago.
	We did.
	Like, pretending we were the good people in World War II was already...
	I'm just kidding.
	No, I'm totally joking.
	We've gone too far.
	I am excited.
	Okay.
	With all the AI stuff, we've got AI generators writing scripts and deep faking people's faces and drawing pictures.
	And I'm like, let's go.
	Let's go harder.
	We've got Boston Dynamics out here making robot dogs and robot people.
	And I'm like, can you please end us?
	Just let's get to the singularity as quick as possible.
	Because this, we've.
	Humanity was a mistake, I think.
	Hey, God.
	We've made a lot of mistakes here.
	No, no, it wasn't God's fault.
	It was our fault.
	That's true.
	I think when we started looking to transsexuals for morality is sort of where we where we fell short.
	You know what I mean?
	Like when our side, like my favorite part is you'll have like, we'll have like people just with like renting wombs and with homosexuals and transsexuals, like which we all sin.
	We all fall short of the glory of God.
	But what I mean is that is that it was weird when we started asking for moral advice from people who literally accepted an identity, which is fine if you struggle, right?
	Some of us get mad and sometimes you're just like, oh, fuck.
	And you yell out.
	Other people are like, oh, I'm going to chop my dick off.
	And I'm not here to judge.
	If you want to do that to yourself, you may struggle.
	It's a weird thing for you to scream out all the time.
	Somebody's obviously been screaming it out because they ended up acting on it.
	You know what I mean?
	And so my point is, is that I'm not here.
	I'm just saying the right wing, I think, kind of got messed up when we got really confused.
	And I think we're in this really confused state of like, are we atheists?
	Are we humanists?
	Are we moral?
	And so they're like trying to push their ideas, but forgot that they don't make sense without God.
	And then they cherry-pick their own ideas.
	And so then they, you know, think Nikki Haley running for president is a good idea.
	Well, you know, that's a, I think it's an effort to try and be as, using their words, as inclusive as the right can be, they end up losing their way and going, oh, we'll just accept all this crazy shit.
	And then, you know, we've got what we just saw there.
	And that's our society.
	Did you see this?
	Did you see?
	So, you know, you've heard about this guy, the track.
	Just show me some more degenerate shit.
	You know, this one that keeps winning the women's races.
	Oh, no.
	I never actually watched one of the races.
	Have you seen one of the races?
	Oh, yes.
	Yes.
	When they said that, like, men were beating women.
	I've never actually watched one of these transgender races.
	Brutal.
	It's so good watching.
	It's pretty brutal.
	Kyle Gabenelli.
	Dude, just like fucking smoking them.
	Smoking them.
	It's so good that you first from far away.
	It's like, they're all girls.
	You just see this dude just like, wow.
	Dude beats him by like two seconds.
	Oh, that's so brutal.
	Can I also say appreciate the people who do the hack edits like this, like crop the head out and put it on there so that we know what we're looking at?
	Like, I don't underestimate how amazing editors are.
	Yeah, but think about this.
	Like the whole internet is not really made up of content creators.
	It's all based on the people who take our content, turn it into memes, or like take this video, just add in little things.
	Like these are the real, the real content creators, not the original source material.
	It's the people who make this stuff so that we can laugh at it.
	Wow, he really takes up a lot of space as he runs.
	Yeah, far up.
	Such a man thing to do as well, taking up space.
	Man spreading.
	This is how he's running.
	Man spread his legs akimbo.
	Blast him down that track, man.
	Oh, man.
	Oh, that's crazy.
	That's when you said, I think we've gone too far.
	Somebody even went further, right?
	I mean, that's kind of where we're at.
	I do bring this up, though.
	So remember how I said that you said, I wonder what their threats would be?
	I don't know if you can read this on your screen from over there, but this is so amazing.
	There was this post from VPS Reports about this idea for misgendering.
	Like, this is the kind of stuff they have on.
	Let me see if I can zoom in a little bit.
	Can you read that on your screen there?
	Go on.
	Yeah.
	Read it for you.
	Oh, you want me to read it?
	Yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	You Republican fuckers want a war?
	You fucking got one.
	LGBTQ people will not go quietly into the night.
	Quit fucking moving around.
	Man, you're fucking with my brain here.
	Genocide will be resisted with the militant response.
	Fuck this.
	It's over.
	We're at war.
	I've had enough.
	I warn cisgender and straight people about the incoming genocide daily, and none of y'all fucking listen.
	Whatever.
	You're no ally if you're silent right now.
	This is wartime.
	We will not surrender.
	So if anybody watching this in the Telegram or on the locals chat, go ahead and please cut that part out of him reading it with just like him.
	That was a personal message to all you cisgendered fucks, all right?
	It's wartime.
	It's war.
	Oh, wow.
	That was an intense message.
	No, come on.
	Give me some applause.
	What is that?
	I demand of you, cis bitch.
	Not you, Kez.
	I wouldn't be talking about you like that.
	It's always this guy.
	Archaic.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Realistic.
	Oh, by the way, good news.
	I think they finally acknowledged our Rumble channel.
	And within like 30 or 45 days, we'll finally get some like algorithmic, like we'll be in their algorithms.
	Because for a while, I didn't own this channel, and it was like restricted because it belonged to somebody else who we will not name.
	But now I got it back, but it's still kind of been in this, like it was from a network.
	And so it's kind of like not, it kind of says like your video would be recommended.
	I get what you're saying.
	And so now they're reinstating it and they're going to put it back.
	So we should be pushing some much better Rumble numbers very soon, which I'm very excited about.
	We're really excited about that.
	Because Rumble is a plusy.
	What?
	I'm kind of sad about that.
	They got rid of the plussy.
	Now it's a thumb.
	The plussie?
	On there.
	You didn't know about the plussy?
	Huh?
	Oh, come on.
	You're not a Rumbler then.
	No.
	Get on my Rumble level, alright?
	Before, you know, it's like likes and dislikes.
	It was a plus and a minus.
	And you'd hit the plussie.
	All right.
	But then they took that away.
	They just went back to the old regular thumbs up.
	Who's calling it plussy?
	Was everyone on board calling it a plussy?
	Or were you the only one calling it a plussy?
	Oh, no, that's everybody.
	That sounds like a character.
	I'm not going to claim that I started it.
	It sounds like he's trying to make plussy happen.
	It sounds like plussy happen when you drink too much.
	It's already happened.
	Yeah, it ends up happening when they said, what happened to you last night?
	You said, let me just say this.
	I'm not going to get into the details, but I did get some plussy.
	Dang.
	Yeah, I smashed that plussy.
	Oh, shoot.
	Dude, have you ever seen when people got, when Pete there was that era when people just got too serious on YouTube?
	Like, they used to be like, hey, pull your finger out and like hit the like button.
	And then it used to be like, grab your uncircumcised dick and take the tip and just smash that shit inside of your phone.
	And you're like, it really did.
	It really escalated.
	It's like, I'll do it.
	And I'm just like trying to participate in the YouTube culture.
	You know, like, and that's the same people who would be like, what's up, YouTube?
	You know, like, in the middle of a store.
	Like, I'm about to call my grandma and show her my fucking balls.
	And you'd like, you'd be picking a target look at a kid and go, I'm just, I'm just trying to buy some pepperonis.
	Yeah, I'm shopping here.
	I'm just trying to make dinner for my family.
	Can you stop?
	And then he's like pounding milk and just throwing it on the ground.
	And like, yeah.
	That was a weird era, you know?
	I would go back to that era, though, if I had a choice.
	Because this current era.
	That was like a weird era when it was just shock, shocking stuff.
	Yeah.
	Like drinking ice cream and stuff.
	Like, it was like this era.
	You know what I mean?
	When people were doing this stuff.
	Oh, community.
	Wow.
	Oh, wow.
	It gets worse the more you look at it.
	Got the polyamory at the top.
	Pretty little cum dump.
	That's not even a chick.
	What?
	Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
	You can tell from the head.
	This is Garrett when he was heavier.
	What?
	You never seen Garrett's back?
	How can you just prove this?
	You don't want to look at that.
	What's that symbol with all the circles and crosses?
	Is that all gender symbol?
	I think that's polyamory.
	That's three dudes.
	Hold on, hold on.
	That's three dudes.
	Fucking a transgender person.
	Because look at it.
	Three penises in to the trans logo.
	That's the only answer.
	And then an upside down cross.
	That's satanic.
	Oh, that too, yeah.
	What about the addiction one?
	Like, they didn't learn already.
	Like, they got the pretty little cum dumpster and then the community girl, which is pretty epic.
	I gotta say, that's pretty epic.
	A little off-center, too.
	That's hilarious.
	You were getting a little feedback.
	Were you getting a little feedback in your ears, maybe, from him?
	Or a little bit of cookies?
	There was a couple clicks.
	That's okay.
	It's just our connection.
	Stopped.
	We're communicating in different continents.
	I don't want to know about this person's childhood because it'd probably make me cry.
	To put those permanent stamps on your body.
	This is a man, by the way.
	Yeah.
	I don't want to know about his childhood.
	I do miss.
	I do miss the era.
	You know what the era was?
	That was when me and Garrett were fat era.
	Dang.
	I miss that era.
	I'm still in that era a little bit.
	No.
	No.
	No, you're way farther.
	You're a little jolly.
	You might be a little bit.
	You might be a little jolly, but not even.
	That was when me and Garrett were just like, I've decided that when I'm a grandma, I want to put on weight.
	I want to be a jolly grandma because I had two grandmas.
	One was very skinny and one is a little bit more plump.
	And I'll tell you, hugging the plump grandma is so good.
	She'll cook you food.
	She's not overweight or disgusting, but I think grandma should have a little bit more, just a little bit more on them because it's just a hug and a little bit more.
	A little more cushion for the squeezing.
	That's what I reckon.
	A little more cushion for the squeezing.
	Yeah.
	Speaking of the devil.
	Okay, so if you remember this girl, okay, this is one of my favorite videos ever.
	And this is why the damned thing is.
	This is the Joker movie.
	I've seen this one.
	He's ledger.
	He killed himself, right?
	Okay.
	So, dude, can we just bring up something?
	So sometimes.
	Yeah, we're still grieving.
	Sometimes I'll just be on the internet and like there are some channels that still get recommended to the public.
	Like, it's better if you're not political.
	But Tim Poole is one of the only channels I know of that's like overtly political that still gets recommended to people.
	Like every time I open up my page, it's just, want to watch Tim Poole?
	I'm not even subscribed to Tim Poole.
	He's a great guy.
	He's a great show.
	Occasionally, if I hover over it and I see Ian Crosslands there, I'll click on it to listen to Ian.
	Did not disappoint today.
	Did not disappoint.
	I was like, I just like clicked.
	I was like setting up for the show and it was like, oh, Ian's talking.
	So I turned it on because I just like, Ian never ceases to amaze me with what he's talking about.
	That's all I'm going to say because I don't ever, I never predict it.
	I never know what's happening.
	And I just click on.
	And right as I click on, Ian's like, anyone ever hear, everyone seen Brokeback Mountain?
	And everyone's like, no.
	And then he just like sus goes, yeah, I never saw it.
	And then goes, well, why did you bring it up, huh?
	And he goes, what?
	Yeah.
	And I was like, okay.
	And he goes, well, yeah, I mean, I heard it was really good, though.
	And I was like, yeah, I've, yeah.
	You ever seen gay porn?
	I've never seen that.
	I heard people really like it, Ian.
	People really, really like it.
	They keep making it.
	Somebody's like, you guys ever see a gay sex?
	Me neither.
	Not me.
	I've never seen that.
	But seriously, though, have you?
	Wait, like, that's the one where he goes, like, it's so gross.
	Unless, of course, like, unless you were into that, then like, I would have told you.
	You guys want to watch it?
	I got like, I got one on my phone right now.
	You want to watch it?
	Do you want to watch it?
	I mean, it's gay.
	I mean, we can make fun of it.
	Yeah.
	I mean, I never saw it, but.
	All right, but he was like.
	We're all watching it for the first time together.
	We all, you know.
	Yeah, for the first time, for sure.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	First time.
	For all of us, the first time.
	And just see how we all react.
	Oh, yeah.
	I'll be grossed out.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	But he was like, he goes, he was like, so I was like, where are you going with this, Ian?
	Where are you going with this?
	And then Ian's like, yeah, I think actually, like, it's pretty intense.
	Like, I was thinking, like, maybe Heath Ledger and Jake Jollenhall, like, you know, I've heard they were really good at acting.
	And like, I think, like, maybe they ended up developing emotions for each other.
	And I think it was probably really confusing for Heath Ledger.
	And then he just killed himself a month later.
	Oh, he killed himself after that movie?
	And I was like, are you saying that Heath Ledger killed himself because he was secretly in love with Jake Gyllenhal?
	That's my favorite Ian quote, probably of all time.
	I'm so sorry, but I love Ian and I'll never, I will always love that.
	And I went, wow.
	And I just clicked off and went, and I just wrote sus Ian, sus, and then left.
	And that was all that was my one, that was my most recent interaction with Tim Poole's show.
	But it never disappoints when Ian has takes.
	It'll never disappoint.
	I love Ian.
	He's actually one of my favorite people, genuinely.
	That's hilarious.
	Anyway, this person's back.
	That had to go in the live stream.
	We had to mention that because I think that was one.
	Someone's got to clip that.
	Someone can find that.
	That was one of the most amazing moments in television history.
	Anyway, this person's upset they got misgendered.
	And the reason why we're talking about this is because they made a follow-up video too.
	This person, this happened a week ago.
	We already talked about this, but here they are.
	I don't understand what is so hard about correcting other people when they misgender others.
	Like, it takes you like two seconds, but you know what it takes for me to have to constantly do that?
	A lot of fucking unnecessary emotional labor that I already have to take on on a daily basis just to fucking exist and be who I am.
	But you don't have the energy to speak up and say something on my behalf.
	And I just have to keep white-knuckling this.
	Yeah, I've been there before.
	The tears and stuff like that.
	That seems very.
	I can relate not to what she's saying, but just the emotional breakdowns.
	You got really.
	You're getting a little emotional right now.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Why didn't you eat it anyway?
	Just passing it right.
	It's not the first time bananas passed through, Garret.
	Is that racist?
	Was that a racist one?
	You just said it.
	I got to say this.
	You should become a producer of a show.
	You should become a producer of a show because your set actually looks pretty good.
	I do want to say this, though.
	If anyone's ever tried to produce a live stream three days a week, you're flipping too fast.
	What?
	Why?
	Because he was just checking if you saw gay porn.
	This reminds you of anything?
	Yeah.
	If we were on Rumble Old Me, I would have mooned you.
	But I do.
	No, I was going to say, I was going to say, if anyone's ever tried to produce a show like this at this capacity three days a week while they're like traveling around the world, it's very hard.
	So, you end up just putting up a piece of black cloth because you never know where you're going to be or what's going to happen.
	So, it works.
	I think it looks good.
	It looks good.
	You know, you're like in a black void.
	You know, it's got like a style to it.
	It's like the negative of a style.
	It's like so unstylish, it's a style again.
	Comes back around.
	Like the 90s.
	All right.
	So, here's the thing.
	So, this girl that was mad about it, now she's also mad at her friends for not correcting people.
	It gets way deeper.
	Now, it's always hard for me to watch these videos because sometimes these masculine lesbians are more masculine than me.
	Like, I swear.
	Let me take you to our software class.
	Oh, man. Oh, man.
	Oh, shit.
	Dang.
	You just need what's with the I don't understand the eyebrow bits.
	Yeah, the two eyebrow piercings.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	I can't tell the difference.
	Stop that.
	You need to stop that.
	This is why you need a producer so you don't click through your own show because then I think I'm the only person I know that has like schizophrenia and clicks through too quickly.
	Yeah, it's a Steam Deck.
	Dude, I have a Stream Deck.
	I have.
	Why don't you use that?
	We're using this weird ergonomic.
	I have this keyboard buttons.
	Yeah, because this works well because it works well.
	Someone bought it for me.
	It's expensive and they bought it for me.
	Looks like some weird Demolition Man three seashells shaped object.
	But what is that?
	It's like a little scrolling wheel on it.
	Hey, I'm probably going to have someone remote produce my show soon because I've heard that there are people whose jobs that is and they think it's a real job.
	So I found that out from someone that someone thinks living in another city than the show that you're a part of and then remote producing is a real position.
	It puts the bacon on the table.
	Wow.
	That sounds like an anti-Islamic slur.
	It's disgusting.
	Anyway.
	Okay.
	No, I was going to say, I think I'm done producing my own show soon.
	Give me like two more months and I never want to do this again on my own.
	It's a lot.
	I got to hire someone.
	I'll get there.
	Yeah, we'll get there.
	We'll get there.
	The lighting is good.
	I will say.
	The lighting's pretty good, though.
	You got good bounce lighting.
	You got a little bit of that halo in the back.
	Looks good.
	I appreciate it.
	Because actually, if people don't know, Garrett's the one who actually even got these cameras to work.
	He's the one who showed me how to use my own cameras.
	That's so nice.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	So here it is.
	This person has a follow-up.
	Here's the follow-up.
	I'm not going to share the video that they posted.
	What happened to this video?
	Well, that's a different voice.
	But somebody responded to my video that I posted of me having a mental breakdown in my car because of being chronically misgendering.
	Just have some thoughts about what they had to say.
	So their argument was that I am incredibly entitled for expecting the people in my life to correct others when they misgender me.
	And this is what I have to say about that.
	That video that I posted was specifically pertaining to the people in my life that have asked me how they can be an ally and say they care about me as well as the people that I work with.
	So when I'm talking about the people in my life that have asked how they can be an ally and they don't do the things that I told them that they can do to be an ally, it does not make me entitled for getting upset.
	It actually makes me asshole for not doing the bare minimum and they don't give a fuck about me and shouldn't be in my life.
	Period.
	And when I'm talking about the people that I work with, to give a little bit of context, I work for a nonprofit where it is literally in our job description to shut down oppressive and discriminatory behavior when we see it.
	So me expecting my coworkers to correct others when they misgender me is me literally expecting them to do what is in their job description.
	And again, it's the bare fucking minimum because let's face it, correcting other people when they misgender others is doing the bare minimum and is not that fucking hard for anybody to do.
	And if you want to cause a big stink about having to do it, the only thing that that says about you is that you're fucking transphobic.
	Like, that's it.
	You can think I'm entitled all you want.
	I don't give a flying fuck.
	But I have a right to have boundaries with the people in my life, with the people that say they terrible with my employer.
	I was going to say, that doesn't make me a little tiny, tiny little baby hand.
	Oops, yeah.
	Where was that?
	The man's hands?
	No, they were school little.
	Yeah.
	Little like five-year-old hands.
	Show us your hands.
	Show us your hands.
	Yeah, that's definitely ladies' hands for sure.
	For sure.
	And of course, I'm making sure you know that I have very big hands because I want everyone to know how to use big gloves.
	So that's magnum-size gloves.
	This is my, someone asked me, they said, why do you have a shirt that says hello to Jews in Spanish?
	Yo, Semite.
	So, hola, yo, semite.
	Someone honestly didn't know what this was.
	Literally, my family didn't know what this was.
	Like, what's yo, semite?
	And I was like, it's a place.
	It's a place.
	It's a place.
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	Oh, I just took that off.
	Whoa, how do I take that off?
	Oh, you're flashing it.
	Boom, boom.
	I like that quick release.
	You know, I don't know how to do it.
	Multiple uses for that.
	Okay, can you just quickly go to the next chat?
	Just what?
	Can you just go to the locals chat and look at this?
	I need to get me a retard helmet.
	That's what I need.
	And also, everyone is really requesting this, so I can't deny it any longer.
	Start talking like this in a falsetto.
	Ooh, ooh, baby.
	I, I, I.
	I was actually the guy that was behind the camera on that one.
	It was my first directorial debut there.
	Wow.
	I thought you guys like it.
	Yeah.
	So, what was the sort of inspiration behind the characters that you picked to be in that film?
	Life, man.
	You know, life.
	You know, I was just basing it off of the, you know, I grew up in the Cabbage Patch kids.
	You know, you know the Catchback Cabbage Patch kids.
	Oh, oh, yeah, I remember them.
	I had one.
	I had a do they get shot.
	That is actually based on my life as well.
	Do you know what happened to the Cabbage Patch kids?
	Like, some guy named Troquell Williams shot them when they were doing drive-by in like South Chicago.
	Yeah, but I pretty much why they ended the run.
	They ended up, the main character ended up getting killed in a drive-by in South Chicago.
	They were baby dolls.
	With giant heads.
	With little, they had like little like, yeah, I had one.
	Do you know what someone once told me that I had Kanye cheeks?
	Kanye cheeks.
	I could see that.
	You're like the white Kanye.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	No, I think we know who the white Kanye was.
	He was rejected from art school.
	Well, not far off.
	Not far off.
	Oh, man.
	All right.
	So.
	See, he just did it.
	Oh, shoot.
	So back to this.
	I do love these people that they get so mad about being misgendered.
	It's like, dude, we've talked about this.
	If you're going to be upset, though, about people misgendering you, I'm just going to assume that you are deflecting from dealing with the real problems in your life.
	Because there's nothing wrong with having problems in your life.
	Like, genuinely, everybody.
	Sometimes you are the problem in other people's lives.
	And I'm not saying any names.
	Like Elijah.
	Yeah.
	I'm not going to say any names, but sometimes, sometimes you're the problem in other people's lives.
	Distraction.
	This is all distraction.
	And you need better friends and people who are positive because of the shitty people that are out there.
	So go find good people or nice people because you never know when you're going to run into someone that's not great.
	Now, of course, the switching has nothing to do.
	Don't get too.
	The switching was random.
	But on a side, your fingers doing it.
	I'm a professional, right?
	I know how that works.
	It's true.
	I do.
	You're actually really good.
	And that's why you work for it.
	That's why you go on a channel like this, but you work for a channel that actually doesn't suck.
	Wow.
	That's true.
	So bringing this up, so this is the kind of funny thing is that people would think, so you're trying to transition, right?
	So you want to look like a boy or a girl.
	So there'd be no need to ever create a third category of people, transition people.
	You'd want them to be accepted.
	But if people didn't see this, The Sims now has a game update where new content is including medical wearables, binders, shapewear, a light switch, and more, including bug fixes and console gameplay improvements.
	I guess they didn't get the memo for a bug fix.
	Yeah, that's what I said.
	I guess they didn't get a bug fix for the scars.
	Now, I think in video games, you would want your Sims to represent the ideal you or who you would want to be.
	So if you think you're a man, then you would just choose a man.
	And if you think you're a woman, you would just choose a woman.
	But now they are making transgender Sims characters, which I'll only ask the one question: can you still get a cheat code when you're 13 years old, make them naked, and fuck?
	Because that's the real question people had.
	That's classic.
	That's classic.
	I couldn't imagine playing a Sims game ever.
	Really?
	People still play that game?
	That's still a game.
	Again, I said 13-year-olds.
	That's why this is crazy.
	It's children.
	Children are playing this.
	But now they have, like, see, they have the top surgery scar under the same body category.
	Descars is like such a it's like the whole part about being a victim or or like how you said, like, wouldn't you want to just look like how you ideally look?
	But they love, they love looking like transgender rather than looking like a male or a female.
	They love it.
	They love the scars.
	They love displaying them.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, they'd have to have their badges.
	Their little scars and everything.
	Yeah, no, I was going to say, it's just weird, though, because that's my point about all this is like when I was 13, though, this is not the first weird time.
	Like, I'm bringing that up not as a joke.
	When you were 13, I think I was 13 when I first found out.
	I never could have Sims because there wasn't a like, I mean, I don't think our computer could play Sims, or I don't think we were that rich.
	I don't even know if we had a computer at that time, but I was playing Solitaire.
	Yeah, if you were lucky, pinball, too.
	Oh, dude, pinball.
	That was good stuff.
	But I don't think I was like, I didn't have the cheat code, but remember, Sims has always been a little creepy sexually.
	Because remember, Sims did have the naked cheat code.
	How'd you know?
	Because I know what games are.
	They could take showers together.
	They bump uglies and then they have like a mosaic over it.
	Sugar.
	But then you do the cheat code and it takes it away.
	What?
	Yeah, and you can have watch Sims have sex.
	Really?
	Yes.
	Speaking of the devil, here's a Sims.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Wow.
	What the fuck is this, man?
	That's 10%, Garrett.
	You know, that's not even like 25%.
	Oh, man.
	It's like, that's 10%.
	What is this?
	This Garrett shrunk.
	And just, that's Garrett.
	You know what I mean?
	That's GA.
	I don't even get it.
	What's with the dog colour?
	What's up with the ears about to fly away, dumb?
	It's like a move.
	Can you believe we got demonetized in this channel for targeted harassment?
	Yeah, what the hell?
	What's up?
	Yeah, this is crazy.
	Yeah, how'd that happen?
	Don't forget, guys, though, by the way, that you can't get the chat on locals.
	You can join the locals right there.
	And if you want to get that chat that we were showing on the screen right here and be what the fuck is that?
	If you want to go in that chat, that's right there.
	ElijahSchaffer.locals.com.
	You join the official chat.
	You do know that I'm trying to get, I'm really trying to get the RMTP and the live stream there to working, but it just didn't work today because it's new technology and everything takes a long time when you're on the right side of history.
	But this person says that they've taken hormones enough to where they are PMSing.
	No.
	Yes.
	No.
	Oh, come on.
	I feel like the trans woman period isn't really talked about enough.
	So you see, a few days ago, I started experiencing extra breast tenderness, like more than normal.
	Like a lot of trans women will experience that with the hormones, especially tender all the time.
	But it was extra sensitive essentially.
	So I have an extra medication on top of my hormones that I just started.
	So I have some concerns about if it started poorly interacting or whatever.
	Especially because the other day, the day after the breast tenderness started, my abdomen started cramping up and I was starting to feel extremely gassy.
	The gassiness was bloating.
	The abdomens, it was, they were cramps.
	So I go to the hospital per their recommendation just to make sure everything's okay.
	And so I lay down on the table.
	Everything is not okay.
	It is not okay.
	None of this is okay.
	You need to go to the doctor.
	Yeah, what are they going to feel about it?
	Not a physician, a psychiatric doctor.
	Not Dr. Jordan Peterson.
	Do you know my favorite moment by far recently with Dr. Jordan Peterson was watching his boomer moments on Twitter?
	I don't know if you saw this.
	Remember the people that you put your hands into?
	Hopefully not physically because you could go to jail.
	But if you want to go here, everyone was locking down their accounts and Ben Shapiro's like, okay, since everyone else is trying this account locking technique to see if it improves engagement, I'll give it a rail and let me know if you're seeing my tweets again.
	If they're hidden over the past few weeks, type in square on squareinc.com, 10% off using promo code Ben.
	And then Dr. Jordan Peterson's like, they locked their accounts, which means you couldn't retweet.
	And Jordan Peterson was writing on all these people, like Michael Knowles.
	And people like, I can't retweet you now.
	And then tagging Elon Musk and going like, Elon, I can't retweet.
	I can't retweet Michael Knowles.
	Tagging a billionaire.
	You had Dr. Jordan Peterson tagging a billionaire, owner of Twitter, so that he could retweet Michael Knowles.
	And I wrote that this was incredible.
	I saved these images and I said, this is incredible.
	Like, this is, you know, like they say, don't meet your heroes because you might be disappointed.
	I feel like you don't need to meet your heroes.
	Just go follow anyone you know on YouTube on Twitter and you'll never be excited to meet them in real person.
	In real customer?
	Yeah, what is that?
	In real person, yeah, in real life.
	Like you can really see who people are on Twitter.
	And that's why when I say I'm retarded, follow my Twitter and it's very, it's very quick.
	I put that right on the front.
	You know, look, I'm stupid.
	I'm retarded.
	Don't ever think I'm smart.
	You know, you misgender me whenever you think I'm a smart person.
	Follow my Twitter.
	I am just as dumb over there.
	It's pretty close to one-to-one scale of my smartness.
	What was the whole locking accounts thing?
	That came out of nowhere.
	I did notice there was some weird engagement thing happening with my tweets, but then I saw people locking their accounts and shit.
	And I was like, what are you doing?
	I don't like tweeting about it.
	I was just telling everyone gay who did it because that's always my first result.
	I actually did a poll for people locking their accounts.
	And I don't think it'd be weird if you locked your account.
	If you just want to lock an account down and chest something, fine.
	I said it's the locking the account down and announcing it that is what's gay.
	You know, like it's, it's that boomer moment where, wait, wait, explain this, you're the ultimate Facebook post that people write.
	Oh, what is it?
	My favorite thing is when people write on Facebook, like, hey, everyone, I'm going to be off Facebook for a week or so.
	So if you need to get in touch with me, you know, send me a message if you want my phone number or my email.
	Because like, just so you know, I'm not going to be on Facebook for about a week or so.
	I'm glogging off.
	And then do this big announcement.
	Like, all these people are going to be like, oh, no.
	Yeah, what?
	What are you going to do without your posts?
	I love it.
	Who's going to miss you?
	Who's going to miss you?
	I'm going to be triggered.
	The person who writes that has one of those little white dogs with shit in their eyes.
	You know, those dogs that have gunk in their eyes?
	And they're like, yeah.
	Those are going to be like, just clean it out.
	They go like, Molly's on a walk.
	And you're just like, clean that eye out.
	Clean that eye out.
	And that's the only thing I'd be thinking of about Facebook.
	Are you cleaning your dog's eyes even when if you post your dog's eyes, are they still dirty?
	If you lock your account down and you don't announce it, is it really locked?
	That's the questions that I have for society.
	And it was just gay.
	And it just showed the insecurity.
	And I mean this genuinely is like I noticed an algorithm change on Twitter and I had tagged Elon.
	I was like, hey, Elon, something's wrong with this website.
	And he was like, literally, like, he wrote back and was like, yeah, something's actually wrong.
	And because I noticed, meaning I got, like, I was making posts and they were getting zero impressions.
	Like, something was wrong with the website.
	And I noticed something was wrong.
	I don't, I don't even know.
	I don't even look at what my impressions are or what I really get on that.
	I just noticed you could type anything and it doesn't make logical sense.
	If you have half a million followers, you get zero interaction.
	That doesn't make sense.
	I was like, hey, what's going on?
	And he was like looking into it.
	And he said, yeah, there was some like random change or something.
	But like seeing people like Ben Shapiro being like, I'm going to lock my account down and see if I can get more likes.
	See if I can get more likes.
	Like you give a fuck about how many likes you have, bro.
	You have like $40 million.
	just go put some money up your butt and you know what I mean?
	And like go buy a, yeah.
	Feel good about yourself.
	Yeah, you did it.
	You made it.
	Like, congrats.
	Like, that's a building that's like, you are.
	Yeah, you're fine.
	You're good, brother, buddy.
	Yeah, I did the same thing.
	Was tweeting, and then I'd go back and be like, This is getting like 10% of the engagement it would be in the same amount of time, like it like a couple days before.
	So, I was like, That's something weird going on.
	And then I just kept seeing like Michael Knowles and Ben Shapiro, and then you were talking about it and trashing people.
	And I was like, What the hell?
	Why are people locking down their accounts?
	Who gives a shit?
	And then I then I tweeted out.
	I was like, Mike, my account's getting locked out.
	Oh my god, it's getting attacked.
	I love my fucking Twitter account.
	The memes are the best.
	Someone's like, My wife doesn't believe me, but I locked my Twitter account yesterday and ended up in a threesome at night.
	You know, it's like, I don't know what to do.
	My accounts are just walking down.
	Yeah, someone's like, The whole world's falling apart.
	Someone's like, My wife once locked her account and had a black baby, you know.
	Like, I don't know.
	Like, it's it's it's weird, but I also got to say this.
	I did say, I did think, uh, this is a side note of a side clip here.
	There is literally nothing better than this.
	This is Al Sharpton.
	I just had a play.
	This just came out today.
	It has nothing to do with our storyline, which is not a storyline, but this could be a video you didn't see in hell.
	He always dropped down a good Al Sharpton video.
	It's always worth it.
	I want to remind you, this is at a funeral.
	Okay, this is at a funeral.
	So, some people just at funerals say, you know, a eulogy.
	This man, you think my advertisements on my show are bad?
	You think that I shouldn't be plugging, even though we're here and this is a business?
	Okay.
	Well, you want to hear where it's really inappropriate to run commercials?
	Probably at a funeral.
	That's why I'm still marching.
	Yes, I got books out.
	Yes, I got a TV show, but I'm a mountain climber.
	I'm not gonna stop till I get to the top of the mountain.
	You can call me names on right-wing television.
	I'm a mountain climber.
	I expect stumbles to come my way.
	I'm a mountain climber.
	You can discredit me.
	You can discredit me.
	But I'm going to keep on climbing.
	I'm going to climb until Tyrese Nichols gets justice.
	I'm going to climb until Eric Gardner gets justice.
	I'm going to climb until we change the laws.
	We're mountain climbers.
	We're not big traders.
	We're mountain climbers.
	And if God before us is more than the whole world against us, he walks with me.
	He talks with me.
	He tells me that I'm his own.
	He's been fooled when I was hungry.
	Water.
	When I was thirsty.
	He's my rock.
	My sword and shield.
	He follows me on locals.
	You can follow me in quarterback on locals.
	Wow.
	Support me there.
	Yeah, it's like, it's like a funeral was that.
	I hope it wasn't Tyrese Nichols.
	I want to remind you on the last show, I found out that when we did the breaking news, when there was the protest, I was calling him Tyre Nichols.
	And then the memes were coming in of like Joe Biden driving a Corvette with like tires changed into nickels.
	I didn't know his name wasn't Tyre Nichols.
	That's what I read it as.
	I ain't black.
	I didn't know that his name was Tyre Nichols.
	Yeah.
	Tyrese Nichols.
	Okay, this is the next video that I am just shocked by.
	I honestly have never seen anything like this.
	So you've heard of transgender surgery?
	This is called non-binary surgery, and it's being turned into both sexes.
	Uh-uh.
	What?
	You'll never guess how the person looks.
	Exactly how you thought they would look.
	There's something coming out of that.
	That is exactly what I would think non-binary would look like.
	Yeah.
	Some kind of, I honestly can't tell.
	They have a beautiful film.
	Could be cheap.
	Yeah, well.
	Who knows?
	We'll hear the voice.
	We'll give it away.
	It doesn't matter how many hormones.
	I know.
	There's a girl.
	Salmation is the process of having a sound weird.
	Having a desire for mixed genitalia, basically.
	And or having mixed genitalia by surgical means.
	Look at that room, though.
	Yeah, clean your room.
	Yeah.
	That's a really big thing.
	You have not used that exercise bike ever.
	No.
	It's used as a hat rack.
	It's collecting.
	Yeah.
	It's collecting.
	And is that an electric drum kit?
	Yeah, I was thinking.
	Get an acoustic drum kit, you pleb.
	Yeah.
	What are you doing?
	I think that's also some of the anime in the wall.
	Before you make a video, at least the bare minimum, if we listen to that girl crying about people doing the very bare minimum about just saying the right label to me, the bare minimum you could do is close your closet.
	Just close the wardrobe and it will make your room look 90% cleaner.
	Throw everything on the floor.
	Face the camera to the wall.
	Like, that is a better...
	It shows that they really don't care about...
	Like, my mom would never allow me to get away with something like that.
	Salmations, that's what it is.
	And they're also called catamites.
	Catamites?
	Well, I don't know.
	Is that a fedora?
	Is that a fedora right over?
	Yeah.
	Of course it's a fedora.
	Hanging on the thing.
	The only person that would wear a fedora.
	Yeah, it looks like a Star Wars Lego set back there, too.
	There's so much.
	I also know, too, right in the very corner by the bike.
	Yep, that is a Star Wars Lego set.
	Right?
	Which I'm not against, actually.
	I'm not sure.
	Yeah, we do like Legos here, but yeah.
	I'm pro-Lego.
	I like Lego.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'm totally against those pieces.
	I bet Hitler played with Legos too.
	That's why I buy them.
	Dude, do you know, I was talking about the last live stream.
	You ever get the Auswitch set?
	Oh, yeah.
	I did.
	It took me a long time to assemble.
	All the gas chambers.
	How many pieces are there?
	Very complicated.
	It really was.
	And I don't want to make a joke about it because it was actually really complicated.
	It was really complex.
	How many pieces were there?
	You know how many pieces there were.
	There was a lot of pieces.
	There was a lot of pieces.
	But you know what's weird?
	You know what some of the weird things was some of the pieces from like the Auschwitz and the Holocaust set.
	Like when I bought the American regime 1950s on, it was missing pieces and it said you had to borrow some pieces from the Nazi sets and kind of plug them into the America set.
	The paperclip set.
	They were a necessity to get to the moon and to run the world regime.
	And I was like, that's weird.
	Why were we borrowing?
	Yeah, this is a weird thing that Lego was doing.
	Why were we taking Nazis and then plugging them into a new set?
	Why don't we just start over?
	Yeah, I bought the NASA set with the rocket ship and stuff, but then it came with a bunch of little Nazi minifigs, and I was like, what the heck is that?
	NASA sounds a little bit like Nazis.
	NASA, NASA, it's close.
	Interesting, Lego.
	Hmm.
	Well, I still love Legos, so it doesn't put me off.
	I start by them.
	I was off putting on the box when it said, let go of everything you own and get in this camp.
	And I was like, that is just inappropriate.
	I don't think it's funny.
	I don't think it's funny.
	I find it to be very distasteful.
	I'd have broken Legos.
	Anyways, is that all that this question is?
	It's a little too highbrow for you.
	Okay.
	You ever stepped on glass?
	You ever stepped on Legos?
	Oh, no.
	I understood that.
	Oh.
	No, yeah, it was a real set, and it was, I'm just going to tell you, it did not hit off very well in New York City.
	So, okay, but also the enormous pink pillow in the cupboard.
	The bone, that's a bone.
	Which is what this person never gets to do.
	You know what sucks if your whole identity was about sexuality, but you also didn't do it.
	Yeah.
	Like, I really like.
	That's tragic.
	You know what I'm saying?
	You know what I'm getting with this?
	Like, it's cool not to not.
	It's cool to be chaste and pure.
	I don't like when people make fun of virginity.
	But, like, when you're like, when you look like this in your body and your language, everything's about sex and sexuality, but you're not someone people want to have sex with.
	It's got to be an unfortunate reality.
	Being like a fat gay guy.
	I really feel bad about it.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	They're not just called fat gay guys.
	They're bears.
	All right?
	Sounds aggressive.
	I thought that was hairy, hairy gays.
	I thought it was just big ones.
	I think it's big ones, but I think the big ones usually are a bit hairy.
	There's a cross-section of big, hairy ones.
	Would Fleckas be a bear if he were gay?
	Yes.
	Because he's big or because he's hairy?
	It's both.
	This is an Ian Crossline moment right here.
	He would know.
	He would know.
	You guys ever watch bear videos?
	Not me.
	You ever see the big hairy dudes having sex?
	Oh, you haven't?
	to Jordan to see it I mean it would help me it would make more sense what I'm telling you It's just like context for the situation.
	The thing I'm trying to set up.
	I'm trying to tell you about.
	It's the excuse you use to buy yourself out of the Holocaust Lego joke.
	Like, it's like, I gotta get out.
	You want to watch.
	Do you want to change the subject?
	Do you want to watch bears?
	Yeah.
	I'm just like a conservationist.
	I miss being in studio together with the awkward moments.
	I know.
	I know.
	Yeah, that's sad.
	Those are the best.
	Where's just like, it was just like confusing.
	Do you know?
	I think that there was, when I look up your name on Google Images, it was like, it just said like, there's just some thumbnail.
	It says Garrett sucks from my show.
	Like, right?
	Yeah, it's following me around.
	Garrett sucks.
	And I'm never going to change that.
	I'm never going to change that.
	That was the Salmakins.
	That was the summations.
	I do want to kind of wrap some of this up with some really important things here that are really good.
	So there's a couple things I want to look at.
	I'm going to save the best transitions for Friday because I have a list of...
	Are we at any point just going to rumble?
	Um...
	Today.
	Yeah, in a second.
	Oh, okay.
	In a second.
	Okay, so I think that this is, let me see if I can post this actually.
	Okay, I'm posting this into the YouTube chat here.
	Let me see this.
	Okay, I'm posting it right now.
	Click over to Rumble because I'm ending the YouTube stream, and we're going to look at these last segments on Rumble only.
	So click the, it's in the description, I mean, it's in the chat right there.
	Go over to Rumble because this next stuff, let's just say it's non-pork eating people that we're going to talk about.
	If we didn't already get close to the line on YouTube with our recounting of the Lego set they've been trying to hide.
	We have a couple things we're going to talk about, so go over there, but I'm going to end the stream on YouTube.
	Go over to Rumble, stop stream one.
	How do we do this?
	Okay, cool.
	All right, we're off YouTube now.
	We're off YouTube.
	So this gets weirder.
	This just gets stranger, stranger, and stranger, cheaper by the dozen.
	So there's this man who went transracial.
	Are you looking at your kids?
	You're like, what's going on in my house?
	Is that that face of what's happening out there?
	This person went trans man, just wanted to become a Muslim woman.
	Wow.
	Oh, that's dangerous.
	Because now this is probably the best transition yet because you can't see anything.
	Oh, and then he, okay.
	I don't think they usually wear those underneath.
	I don't think they do that either on TikTok.
	Oh, it's the close face that really gave it away.
	You know, we're just really fucked up.
	You know, just as a human race.
	Like, we are just really fucked up.
	And a lot of this is, like, under the surface.
	Like, I don't think this dude would have been anything different if he was in like the 1950s.
	You know, like, we have a, what's the guy's name?
	ran the FBI fucking she did the same shit Oh, LBJ?
	No, he started L.
	Yeah, he started this stuff.
	Cross-dressing?
	Not Ibaj.
	Cross-dressing dude.
	What's his name?
	I can't remember his name.
	But like, he did that.
	He did the same thing.
	He did, he dressed up like a drink.
	I think it's just like an underlining.
	No, not exactly like this.
	This is different.
	That's Fatima.
	No.
	A good sissy Muslim always wears a collar.
	Oh, Hoover.
	Yeah, Hoover did like to cross-dress.
	Jedgar Hoover.
	Jedgar Hoover liked to cross-dress.
	And I got to say this, though, it's genius because Fatima, it's kind of, it's actually kind of fitting.
	Because under that dress, there's something explosive that might pop up.
	You know what I mean?
	And so there's a lot of jokes to be made.
	There's a lot of padding you can hide.
	Yeah.
	Look at that thing.
	Do you love this too?
	The freaking inshallah.
	Not perfect yet, but close.
	Oh, wow.
	Look at that.
	That one's so not perfect yet, but close.
	She will become a good feminized sister Muslim Muslima soon.
	This one wins for me.
	I had never seen anything like this until today.
	And I just got to ask, what's keeping you, boys, what's keeping you from looking like this?
	The closest we saw to this was that one chick, the redhead chick, Lindsay Lohan.
	Remember when she became Muslim and her accent changed?
	Do you remember?
	And she was like, I, reading like the, oh, I can't do it.
	She was like putting on an accent and pretended that English wasn't her first language.
	Come on, Lindsay Lohan.
	Lindsay.
	You don't remember that?
	Oh, yeah, Lindsay.
	Come back.
	Parrot trap, we know.
	We saw that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	She had a season of.
	Oh, this?
	Let's see.
	This one?
	Child stars, man.
	They get fucked up.
	With the Quran under your arm, are you going to convert to Islam?
	I think that me studying the Quran is something that I found a source in.
	I just study it.
	Nothing is confirmed yet.
	You read the Quran regularly, right?
	Yeah, I do.
	In English, or in Arabic?
	But it's easier for me to learn Arabic by writing it and for prayer hour listening.
	I've noticed you've Instagrammed some sayings from Prophet Muhammad.
	I mean, you're taking this pretty seriously.
	I mean, are you in the...
	Well, I had Salam Aleikum on my phone for a long time before I cleaned my whole slate of...
	I had a Salam Aleikum!
	I eat halal all the time.
	As-salamu alaykum.
	What's that sex with a Persian guy?
	I've dabbled in the culture, you know.
	Dabbled in the D, you know, those Arabic guys.
	There was something like a camel.
	Yeah, but there was like a couple of ones where she was really, I feel like someone might have confronted her about it at one time.
	Yeah, it was like, it was so beyond.
	Like, all of a sudden, English is your second language.
	Well, to be fair, though, kind of speaking down on women, this is one of my favorite posts I've seen so far.
	This trans girl, this is one of my favorite transitions, was confused, saying, I'm still finding my way, and it's been difficult sometimes.
	My late tradition opened my eyes a lot.
	Transition is supposed to say, I spent a lot of time allowing anyone to smash me.
	What?
	Because it made me feel more like a woman.
	But I'm done with casual sex.
	I've never been monogamous presenting as transgender before, and I want that.
	So I want you to guess.
	This person feels a little bit out of place.
	They feel like they don't feel they, this post was where they don't, they're feeling a little bit difficult finding their way.
	What suggestions would you have for someone like this on how they can find their way?
	Because it's really, I looked at this and I thought, you know what?
	This person's doing their best.
	Like, there's not much, there's not many red flags here.
	Should I say pink flags as to what's preventing this person from getting ahead?
	I think they've gotten enough head over their life, or at least given it.
	Yeah.
	I think Jesus, you know, they need some Jesus.
	Because you do all you can try and do with that chin.
	It's not going to work.
	All right.
	Because you're a dude.
	All right.
	You may feel inadequate or weird in your brain or whatever, but like you need some Jesus because you can't do anything about it.
	You need to be okay with yourself.
	That's what's really sad about this whole thing.
	Like jokes aside, this is very depressing and sad that this many people in our society want to do this and have this brain problem where they mix up themselves with their brain and their image of themselves and they need to go wear crazy stuff like this to be to get attention or to go get surgeries to feel like they're possibly closer to the thing that they see in their brain.
	Like that is very sad and they need some help.
	They need help to be like, okay, look, be okay with yourself and your body outside of this weird thing that's happening.
	And our culture seems to just be like perpetuating it and running it like all these people straight into this like cattle trough of just cut all your penises off because that'll make you happy.
	Yeah.
	Did make me happy.
	Yeah, wow.
	Look at that.
	That's a lot.
	Is that person at the top hanging themselves with a sheet?
	Oh, they're putting on a t-shirt?
	Oh, God, that does look like that.
	Yeah, like I'm tagging my life.
	Subliminal.
	I look at this stuff and it never gets easy because I feel really bad too.
	This is where, okay, so I have quite a bit of tattoos, not sus tattoos like this.
	Mine just say pure, right?
	And things like that.
	So a little sus.
	Why would I like suspect?
	Why would I say yo semite on my shirt?
	Yosemite.
	Pure Yosemite.
	Pure Yosemite.
	I have a lot of tattoos, actually.
	My whole torso is tattooed up the whole side.
	My legs are tattooed and whatever.
	But it's like, my thoughts on tattoos are our bodies are probably, as you get older, it's like, oh, your body is fine without them.
	But everybody goes through a stage where you feel like there's something that you need.
	Like you need piercings or you need tattoos or you don't feel like yourself if you dye your hair.
	I mean, and there's other, there's other more healthy ways, right?
	I mean, there's a lot of guys even that are working out that I, I think body dysmorphia can actually be good if it's getting you healthy, but they still feel like you're not big enough, you know, whatever.
	People all have insecurities.
	Some of the most insecure guys I've ever met are the guys in the gym, which is why I know that you can't just have the gym.
	Like some of these soul bras say, you got to have Christ.
	You've got to also have the maturity and acuity, and you've got to also pair that with physical health.
	But I've met some of the most insecure guys I've ever met in my life are gym bros.
	And reverse, some of the most insecure men I've met are fat boys.
	It's more or less saying that there's a holistic approach to this.
	But when you see things like this, it's sort of like the inter that's why intersectionality is real, is you see the sort of like natural feeling a little bit unlike yourself looking for purpose.
	Meaning, men, we lack purpose because we don't go to war anymore.
	We don't, you know, we don't have families like a good show I just saw.
	You're not out hunting with like a bow and a spear or something.
	Like you're just like, oh, what do I do?
	I don't know.
	And this girl said on a show.
	No, this girl said on the show, she's like, all guys want today is pussy.
	And then this guy's like, is that all they want or is it all you guys have to offer?
	Because guys take what women have to offer.
	And if all you have to offer is your pussy, then I'll take it.
	But if you have more, then I'll take that as well.
	And so it's kind of that idea.
	I mean, there's nowhere to go.
	So I feel really bad that as we've lost our purpose and our generality and our actual depth and our identity, you know, you take normal insecurities like getting tattoos when you're younger, and then you pair it with this transgender stuff.
	Like, I don't regret any of my tattoos, but holy shit, I regret their tattoos.
	And I didn't even get them.
	Like, I have regrets for them.
	Like, damn.
	Well, you know, 41% not going to worry about it for long.
	Plus, they're the ones, I always say this.
	You don't need to solve this problem.
	They're solving it themselves.
	They're actually, they're their biggest threat to their own existence.
	They're literally killing themselves.
	Like, 100%.
	That's not even a joke.
	That's for real.
	That is 100% true.
	Like, don't pre and post, it's the same number.
	It doesn't change.
	Doing all this gender-affirming shit for children, like, let alone for, you know, for adults there.
	Like, doing all this stuff does not help anybody.
	And it's proven in the stats.
	Like, did fucking retarded what we're doing for children.
	I just have a couple things that I want to close on that I couldn't show on YouTube, but I want to really go over this.
	Where is this?
	Wait, what is this is one?
	This is 123.
	That's from last week, right?
	Let me see what this is.
	123.
	There's this video that happened.
	I don't know if you saw this, but this girl essentially, where is this?
	Monologue live stream prep.
	Here it is.
	This girl basically ended up having an interesting moment where all these kids were given laxatives at school.
	So I don't know if you saw this, and this is a question whether they should be arrested.
	And everyone was given, have you seen this?
	I've seen the, I saw that screenshot.
	Like a video, but I have not seen a video.
	I could not show this on.
	I don't think they should be arrested.
	That's a top-notch prank.
	Frank, all right?
	That's high levels.
	That's great.
	But when you see the reality of this, it's so intense.
	The cell phone montage of what was happening in the school.
	I am so concerned whether this is fake or real because it's so dramatic.
	And it just escalates.
	It just escalates and it escalates.
	Apparently someone put shit laxatives in there.
	And this is.
	Where do you get laxatives at that like industrial scale?
	Mexico?
	Anyway, it's gotta be fake.
	No, see the poop on the floor.
	See the poop on the floor?
	No way.
	No way.
	It's fake.
	It's got it's fake.
	There's no way.
	I don't believe it.
	I don't believe it.
	It's hilarious.
	I don't believe.
	I don't know.
	I couldn't tell.
	I couldn't tell.
	Yes, he had that in his mouth.
	He's getting red.
	That's a lot, though.
	That is a lot of liquids.
	Oh, no!
	Okay, a lady, an older lady, you know, I feel like maybe it could be real.
	Oh my god!
	Oh my god!
	What are these ads at the top?
	Oh, my God.
	That was brutal.
	If it's real and all those girls are crying and everything.
	That is devastating.
	Yeah, like, imagine as like a teenager, you have to, you literally get diarrhea in the hole in front of your crush, in front of everyone that you know.
	It looks so fake.
	It looks so relating though, but your crush is also shitting themselves.
	But that, but you know.
	You'd be like, we're all shitting ourselves right now.
	Yeah.
	That was like a Cloverfield.
	That was like Cloverfield, where it's like too, too blurry and like too double.
	It was a little too set up.
	Like every time there was somebody taking a shit or throwing up like very perfectly, yeah.
	I thought.
	I feel like it may be.
	I thought it could be fake, but also I will mean this.
	Someone says it's from a Netflix show called American Vandal.
	CSA.
	It seemed fake, but it's in fake.
	Oh, that's really good.
	It's really well done.
	Really well done.
	That's I said, it's in the Cloverfield moment where it's like they try to make it look like it's footage.
	But again, that's my point.
	It's from a movie, but it's supposed to look like it's like on a cell phone.
	Although I do remember this one.
	Remember this one?
	Wait.
	Wait, do you remember this one?
	Like, I don't think it's possible to get that, make that many people chill.
	But I also thought it was funny.
	And I can't stop laughing at it because it doesn't matter if it's from a show or not.
	It's one of the greatest things.
	And it also reminded me, and there was a reason why.
	It reminded me of one of the best YouTube videos of all times that I still can't verify if it's real or not.
	Seagulls on laxatives.mov.
	Do you remember this?
	Were you even alive in 2002 or 2005?
	Yeah, was you?
	Remember this?
	They fed the Seagulls laxatives.
	This looks really good.
	This is tonight's dinner.
	Commitment.
	No way.
	What am I about to see?
	Good God.
	He just woke up his shit all over his back.
	Look at that!
	I'm like, this is great.
	This is awesome.
	This is excellent, dude.
	Excellent.
	Excellent.
	Oh, that's so sad for the seagulls.
	Unreal.
	I'm sorry.
	I let that one remind me of that, where they fed the child lax, I mean the seagulls laxatives, and it just ended up building itself up.
	That was one of my favorite things ever.
	Oh, man.
	All right.
	Anyways, that's enough of that.
	Don't forget, guys, that you can join at Locals.
	You can be here on Rumble.
	You can follow us.
	And also, if you want to follow Quarter Black, his description, everything's in the description.
	We have almost everyone from the original stream.
	So where can people find you and follow you?
	Also on Locals.
	If you're on Locals, I have a Locals as well.
	Go check us out over there.
	And on Rumble, I'm on Rumble as well.
	So do those things.
	And if you're on YouTube, I guess, you know, do the YouTube thing.
	I'm on YouTube as well.
	All right.
	We'll just read a couple of these super chats here as we go.
	There's only a couple because I'm demonetized on YouTube and I didn't announce for anyone to put them on Rumble.
	So there's also someone.
	Yeah, I know.
	So I'll read them.
	Just a couple of them here.
	I think we had, here they are.
	Oh, how do I exit out of that?
	I don't know.
	Let me go back to the top.
	There's a couple.
	What the hell?
	What the hell?
	How do I look at Rumbles on Rumble?
	I don't know.
	Okay.
	Well, I don't know how to look at them, but thank you for sending them.
	I don't know either.
	I don't know what to do.
	And so then let's just go ahead and let's bring up some of these ones here on locals.
	We have this one here, which is, can you bring them up?
	Baby, I think you're the only one who can bring them up.
	So just start from the top and click on them.
	Got it?
	Yeah.
	The one with me and Garrett in Newport?
	Yes.
	Great.
	You guys should click on them, though.
	Oh, no.
	Alive with pleasure.
	Newport.
	After all, if smoking isn't pleasure, why bother?
	It's true.
	Okay, next one.
	Yeah.
	Hello, Elijah Kez and Quarter Black from MJ.
	MJ says hello to you.
	Yo, what's up?
	Lady Car said falsetto.
	We got another meme from Catatonic.
	All right, where are we at?
	Tell me when we get the floor.
	Cornflakes.
	Yeah.
	For the love of God, don't unpack it.
	I don't want to see that.
	And then we also have this one here, which is Snake with That Elijah's Chandlina's Inner Shapiro with those ad transitions.
	Yes, I even forgot one of the ads.
	I forgot to say it today.
	Alex Linquist said, had a tranny come into our shop today.
	Her penis was bulging out of its dyes.
	Wow.
	I love when they just like, those are the super chats I can't read on YouTube.
	Just like, yo, we had some tranny in here with bulging dicks.
	And you're like, thank you for this.
	Dick just flapping all over the place.
	Someone sent money.
	Someone just sent money to say that.
	You know what I mean?
	Where you're like, you just paid to say.
	They sent money so you could say that.
	That's true.
	All right, next one.
	Rumbles plus E just got smashed too much and now resembles a boxing blow.
	Oh my gosh.
	Doomsday Cracker also said, when Disney makes a movie about Greta Thunberg, y'all finna destroy that earth.
	I don't get this meme.
	Can you explain that one to me?
	I don't get that one.
	It's like a.
	Oh, wait, let me see it again.
	I don't know what is going on in this picture.
	Me neither.
	Just an African king, man.
	Next one.
	Just an African king.
	This one's pretty good.
	That's pretty good, right?
	National Geographic.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	And then we have Spaghetti Edwards said, thanks for proving you wear undertack.
	I think we're supposed to give you a dollar when you show us that.
	That's true.
	MJ also said, show us more undertacks.
	Woo!
	With the hearts.
	Wow.
	Sorry, Kez.
	I don't even know what that word is.
	Incorrigible, I think.
	Incorrigible.
	I don't know what that means.
	I don't know what that means.
	I think like, I think it's like badly behaved.
	Yeah, you can't stop me.
	I'm incorrigible.
	Right.
	MJ.
	Salis image posted claiming to be an AI rendering of who really runs the world.
	Hmm.
	What?
	Is that really?
	The AI did that?
	Pedophiles.
	Interesting.
	Make lobotomy great again.
	Okay, where are the four 1,488 places?
	No.
	I don't think that's true.
	Well, the instructions say that there's more.
	Yeah, there was more, but they ended up getting used in the America set.
	Wow.
	All right, next one.
	That's how I work out.
	Just a photo of me working out.
	Why?
	Like, I don't understand that.
	Green helmet Jewish bear.
	Oh, it's a Jewish bear.
	Working out?
	It's a bear.
	Oh, from the bear comics.
	Out of context, some of these don't really.
	It doesn't make any sense.
	Nope.
	We connected it.
	We did it.
	And there's another psyop.
	We do like our kitties.
	Spin Edwards said, keep your country nice and clean.
	Throw the gays away.
	And Brazy said, I can't watch in Rumble and have locals chat.
	Can we stream on locals too?
	Whatever you switch over.
	We will be streaming on locals.
	I just can't figure out how their technology works.
	And they said it's from American Vandal.
	Well, that's amazing, guys.
	There's a couple more?
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Where?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Just says, it's just MJ.
	MJ says, hi there, me again.
	Butthead said, Car Tranny guy for Quarter Black Garrett.
	And this gay and words that the meme you don't understand is from a Jewish music video.
	Why is always, what's up with their obsession about Jews?
	It's such a weird obsession.
	Anyway.
	Yeah, why is everybody so obsessed with that?
	Anyway, thank you guys so much again for watching.
	I'm sorry I can't pick up any of the Rumble ones today because I don't know what I did, but it's just not.
	I can't open my chat.
	It's not working today, but I'm glad you sent them there.
	And you can always send it at Rumble as well.
	Follow Quarter Black Garrett Locals, YouTube, Rumble, everywhere you can find it.
	Have a great rest of the week.
	And may God bless the United States of America.

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