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My name is Elijah Shaffer and I am your uh top 17 hosts.
We are here with another installment of Nightly Offensive.
It is Wednesday night, and rather than talking about the news, all the boring stuff, the raids on Biden's household, we thought that we would look at the most beautiful people on the internet.
We're talking about the robotic ladies, the genetically altered, mutated, vagina-wearing men.
We're looking at transgenders today, our favorite, and our top ones, the best transitions possible.
Who else to invite on the show than none other than my favorite and most passing trans man in the world, Corner Black Garrett?
Well, it's maybe like we took an idea that almost was good and then we made it actually good, which is like typically what I do when I look at your stuff.
I go, wow, he almost made something that was of quality.
And I might as well actually try to turn it around and turn it into something that's worthwhile.
Garrett, so I know that we, this, this show started out with videos that made me catch AIDS, but then I realized everyone knows how do you, how does Garrett catch something he already has?
So today we're looking at some of my favorite videos today.
I found some awesome content for us.
We're just going to be really looking at these videos that I wanted to remind people.
We're supposed to be a Christ-centered show, right?
And people say, show me so much filth, so much degeneracy, so much transgender, so much disgusting stuff.
And I just thought, you know, the goodness of my heart, out of my charity, that perhaps we would start this show by reminding people to confess in Christ, to give their lives to God, or else what you see today, you're going to get more of.
These are videos that they show you when you get to hell.
And this is just like 1% of it.
And the other ones, I'm just going to say this.
I don't want to give too much of a surprise of what hell's like, but the ones we're not showing today, it also starts with James Charles videos.
So we're not showing those today, but if you want to know what else hell has got going for you, it also involves James Charles and children.
So tell me what your first thoughts are when you see this.
Because this is, by the way, this is a woman.
I do want to clarify.
This is a woman who recently lost all their friends for not defending them when they got kicked out of a woman's restroom.
And they were appalled that a mother and a child were upset that someone who looks like a woman like this would not be allowed to use a stall with an eight-year-old child.
I mean, what are your feelings about this when we're already, I mean, this is very sad to me.
This is really penetrating me in places that very few have.
is four years of work yeah because they won't do a damn thing when i tell them i'm a trans woman they'll say okay and they'll leave me alone you want to know why Because it's legal in my state as a trans woman to use the bathroom I identify with.
Now come at me with another comment.
Honey, much votes.
Wow.
Of course, the only reference is a food reference.
Yeah, I would have re-recorded that just with a little bit more confidence.
And if I listened back to it and I saw myself do that little stumble, like the couple little stumbles, I think it sort of takes away from the like the firmness of the message.
I would have just re-recorded that and made sure I didn't stumble that time, I spoke.
There is a sliding scale of age and weight where there's a certain grace period in there, which I think this person may be in, where both male and female kind of converge.
And I think I've seen some, you know, some handsome women around at like a track meets, you know, race car, what are those things?
So, by the way, there is this adult man who identifies as a baby girl and wears diapers in public.
So, this is like a new profile called Little Pinks, which, by the way, I don't, I'm not going to play the sound because I don't want to get kicked off of YouTube.
I've heard actually, there's a few, there's a gaming channel or a comedy channel called Nerd Rotics.
He's into this kind of stuff, I've heard, which is there's nothing wrong with that, though.
I don't find anything to be inappropriate about this.
I just think I found out this is a man who dresses up as a little girl and wears diapers.
And I felt I didn't want to put this on because I didn't want to cause any arousal for anyone today.
But I also find the fact that it's ironic that Little Pinks was embarrassed in public not to be seen with people in a onesie and a binky, but was embarrassed that someone saw their dipey, which I have to say, I don't know, it looks like they're liking it a little too much.
Well, I always say this: we should treat them as nicely as liberals treated us during COVID.
You know what I mean?
Just kick them out of your establishments, give them no rights, and prevent them from working.
Because realistically speaking, I do bring this up though about the weird thing with the fetishes because we have so much weird.
This is like this is barely the beginning.
I keep getting age restricted, so I had to keep it really light in the beginning because they said I had to keep things toned down for the first 10 or 15 minutes YouTube did.
And we're going to look at some of the crazy stuff, but guys, I do want to tell you this.
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So what's crazy is that I'm not the only person who I just have to get into this.
It gets even weirder, though.
It gets weirder.
So I really feel like people, I've kind of wondered where everyone's getting these ideas from.
You might have seen this clip here.
But before we get, like, actually, like, weird, this is a clip from a stream of a transgender person or transsexual watching Prager, watching a trans person watch PragerU stuff.
And I feel like we're in an episode of 1984, this sort of, like, weird, this weird idea where you.
But I will say, usually in these videos, what you try to do is take the answer that's correct.
And if that's your initial answer, because usually the correct answer is the most simple one.
It's the one that comes to your head initially.
It's usually the opposite of what they're about to say.
I hate to break it to you, Cornerback Garrett, but if you haven't been on the internet recently, usually whatever you think is the most substantially incorrect version of the answer is usually what they give.
Listen, this is crazy.
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Trans women are not biologically male.
Because, chat, what is the most important sex determining organ?
I think anyone who wants to become transgender needs to go to school that teaches them, like, if you are a trans woman, you need to go to school to just learn the basics, basics of makeup and hair and just things like that.
I can speak for all trans people, but I'll speak for myself.
Grace and patience are not in an unlimited supply when I am being disrespected by cisgender folks, especially work colleagues.
I don't think being treated like a human being is a big ask, but apparently that the grace period is about a month for you to get your act together and getting my pronouns right, not saying overtly transphobic stuff all the time.
We read this thread from this last time from this guy who said that they got their vagina mangled and inverted, you know, into the pee-pee into the VV.
And they said that you can still feel the muscles like trying to erect the penis, but there's like nothing there.
Dude, that's some like, that is some body horror film stuff.
Like, that's the thing.
When you watch the thing and there's like gross tendrical things coming out of people's bodies and stuff and eating other people, like that's the same level of horror right there.
Just there's a pieces of a dick in there that are pulsating and that literally.
I think when we started looking to transsexuals for morality is sort of where we where we fell short.
You know what I mean?
Like when our side, like my favorite part is you'll have like, we'll have like people just with like renting wombs and with homosexuals and transsexuals, like which we all sin.
We all fall short of the glory of God.
But what I mean is that is that it was weird when we started asking for moral advice from people who literally accepted an identity, which is fine if you struggle, right?
Some of us get mad and sometimes you're just like, oh, fuck.
And you yell out.
Other people are like, oh, I'm going to chop my dick off.
And I'm not here to judge.
If you want to do that to yourself, you may struggle.
Well, you know, that's a, I think it's an effort to try and be as, using their words, as inclusive as the right can be, they end up losing their way and going, oh, we'll just accept all this crazy shit.
And then, you know, we've got what we just saw there.
Can I also say appreciate the people who do the hack edits like this, like crop the head out and put it on there so that we know what we're looking at?
Like, I don't underestimate how amazing editors are.
Yeah, but think about this.
Like the whole internet is not really made up of content creators.
It's all based on the people who take our content, turn it into memes, or like take this video, just add in little things.
Like these are the real, the real content creators, not the original source material.
It's the people who make this stuff so that we can laugh at it.
That was when me and Garrett were just like, I've decided that when I'm a grandma, I want to put on weight.
I want to be a jolly grandma because I had two grandmas.
One was very skinny and one is a little bit more plump.
And I'll tell you, hugging the plump grandma is so good.
She'll cook you food.
She's not overweight or disgusting, but I think grandma should have a little bit more, just a little bit more on them because it's just a hug and a little bit more.
If we were on Rumble Old Me, I would have mooned you.
But I do.
No, I was going to say, I was going to say, if anyone's ever tried to produce a show like this at this capacity three days a week while they're like traveling around the world, it's very hard.
So, you end up just putting up a piece of black cloth because you never know where you're going to be or what's going to happen.
This is why you need a producer so you don't click through your own show because then I think I'm the only person I know that has like schizophrenia and clicks through too quickly.
Hey, I'm probably going to have someone remote produce my show soon because I've heard that there are people whose jobs that is and they think it's a real job.
So I found that out from someone that someone thinks living in another city than the show that you're a part of and then remote producing is a real position.
I'm not going to share the video that they posted.
What happened to this video?
Well, that's a different voice.
But somebody responded to my video that I posted of me having a mental breakdown in my car because of being chronically misgendering.
Just have some thoughts about what they had to say.
So their argument was that I am incredibly entitled for expecting the people in my life to correct others when they misgender me.
And this is what I have to say about that.
That video that I posted was specifically pertaining to the people in my life that have asked me how they can be an ally and say they care about me as well as the people that I work with.
So when I'm talking about the people in my life that have asked how they can be an ally and they don't do the things that I told them that they can do to be an ally, it does not make me entitled for getting upset.
It actually makes me asshole for not doing the bare minimum and they don't give a fuck about me and shouldn't be in my life.
Period.
And when I'm talking about the people that I work with, to give a little bit of context, I work for a nonprofit where it is literally in our job description to shut down oppressive and discriminatory behavior when we see it.
So me expecting my coworkers to correct others when they misgender me is me literally expecting them to do what is in their job description.
And again, it's the bare fucking minimum because let's face it, correcting other people when they misgender others is doing the bare minimum and is not that fucking hard for anybody to do.
And if you want to cause a big stink about having to do it, the only thing that that says about you is that you're fucking transphobic.
Like, that's it.
You can think I'm entitled all you want.
I don't give a flying fuck.
But I have a right to have boundaries with the people in my life, with the people that say they terrible with my employer.
I was going to say, that doesn't make me a little tiny, tiny little baby hand.
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I do love these people that they get so mad about being misgendered.
It's like, dude, we've talked about this.
If you're going to be upset, though, about people misgendering you, I'm just going to assume that you are deflecting from dealing with the real problems in your life.
Because there's nothing wrong with having problems in your life.
Like, genuinely, everybody.
Sometimes you are the problem in other people's lives.
So bringing this up, so this is the kind of funny thing is that people would think, so you're trying to transition, right?
So you want to look like a boy or a girl.
So there'd be no need to ever create a third category of people, transition people.
You'd want them to be accepted.
But if people didn't see this, The Sims now has a game update where new content is including medical wearables, binders, shapewear, a light switch, and more, including bug fixes and console gameplay improvements.
I guess they didn't get the memo for a bug fix.
Yeah, that's what I said.
I guess they didn't get a bug fix for the scars.
Now, I think in video games, you would want your Sims to represent the ideal you or who you would want to be.
So if you think you're a man, then you would just choose a man.
And if you think you're a woman, you would just choose a woman.
But now they are making transgender Sims characters, which I'll only ask the one question: can you still get a cheat code when you're 13 years old, make them naked, and fuck?
Descars is like such a it's like the whole part about being a victim or or like how you said, like, wouldn't you want to just look like how you ideally look?
But they love, they love looking like transgender rather than looking like a male or a female.
Yeah, no, I was going to say, it's just weird, though, because that's my point about all this is like when I was 13, though, this is not the first weird time.
Like, I'm bringing that up not as a joke.
When you were 13, I think I was 13 when I first found out.
I never could have Sims because there wasn't a like, I mean, I don't think our computer could play Sims, or I don't think we were that rich.
I don't even know if we had a computer at that time, but I was playing Solitaire.
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You do know that I'm trying to get, I'm really trying to get the RMTP and the live stream there to working, but it just didn't work today because it's new technology and everything takes a long time when you're on the right side of history.
But this person says that they've taken hormones enough to where they are PMSing.
I feel like the trans woman period isn't really talked about enough.
So you see, a few days ago, I started experiencing extra breast tenderness, like more than normal.
Like a lot of trans women will experience that with the hormones, especially tender all the time.
But it was extra sensitive essentially.
So I have an extra medication on top of my hormones that I just started.
So I have some concerns about if it started poorly interacting or whatever.
Especially because the other day, the day after the breast tenderness started, my abdomen started cramping up and I was starting to feel extremely gassy.
The gassiness was bloating.
The abdomens, it was, they were cramps.
So I go to the hospital per their recommendation just to make sure everything's okay.
Do you know my favorite moment by far recently with Dr. Jordan Peterson was watching his boomer moments on Twitter?
I don't know if you saw this.
Remember the people that you put your hands into?
Hopefully not physically because you could go to jail.
But if you want to go here, everyone was locking down their accounts and Ben Shapiro's like, okay, since everyone else is trying this account locking technique to see if it improves engagement, I'll give it a rail and let me know if you're seeing my tweets again.
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And then Dr. Jordan Peterson's like, they locked their accounts, which means you couldn't retweet.
And Jordan Peterson was writing on all these people, like Michael Knowles.
And people like, I can't retweet you now.
And then tagging Elon Musk and going like, Elon, I can't retweet.
I can't retweet Michael Knowles.
Tagging a billionaire.
You had Dr. Jordan Peterson tagging a billionaire, owner of Twitter, so that he could retweet Michael Knowles.
And I wrote that this was incredible.
I saved these images and I said, this is incredible.
Like, this is, you know, like they say, don't meet your heroes because you might be disappointed.
I feel like you don't need to meet your heroes.
Just go follow anyone you know on YouTube on Twitter and you'll never be excited to meet them in real person.
Was tweeting, and then I'd go back and be like, This is getting like 10% of the engagement it would be in the same amount of time, like it like a couple days before.
So, I was like, That's something weird going on.
And then I just kept seeing like Michael Knowles and Ben Shapiro, and then you were talking about it and trashing people.
And I was like, What the hell?
Why are people locking down their accounts?
Who gives a shit?
And then I then I tweeted out.
I was like, Mike, my account's getting locked out.
Before you make a video, at least the bare minimum, if we listen to that girl crying about people doing the very bare minimum about just saying the right label to me, the bare minimum you could do is close your closet.
Just close the wardrobe and it will make your room look 90% cleaner.
You know what some of the weird things was some of the pieces from like the Auschwitz and the Holocaust set.
Like when I bought the American regime 1950s on, it was missing pieces and it said you had to borrow some pieces from the Nazi sets and kind of plug them into the America set.
Yeah, I bought the NASA set with the rocket ship and stuff, but then it came with a bunch of little Nazi minifigs, and I was like, what the heck is that?
But, like, when you're like, when you look like this in your body and your language, everything's about sex and sexuality, but you're not someone people want to have sex with.
You may feel inadequate or weird in your brain or whatever, but like you need some Jesus because you can't do anything about it.
You need to be okay with yourself.
That's what's really sad about this whole thing.
Like jokes aside, this is very depressing and sad that this many people in our society want to do this and have this brain problem where they mix up themselves with their brain and their image of themselves and they need to go wear crazy stuff like this to be to get attention or to go get surgeries to feel like they're possibly closer to the thing that they see in their brain.
Like that is very sad and they need some help.
They need help to be like, okay, look, be okay with yourself and your body outside of this weird thing that's happening.
And our culture seems to just be like perpetuating it and running it like all these people straight into this like cattle trough of just cut all your penises off because that'll make you happy.
But it's like, my thoughts on tattoos are our bodies are probably, as you get older, it's like, oh, your body is fine without them.
But everybody goes through a stage where you feel like there's something that you need.
Like you need piercings or you need tattoos or you don't feel like yourself if you dye your hair.
I mean, and there's other, there's other more healthy ways, right?
I mean, there's a lot of guys even that are working out that I, I think body dysmorphia can actually be good if it's getting you healthy, but they still feel like you're not big enough, you know, whatever.
People all have insecurities.
Some of the most insecure guys I've ever met are the guys in the gym, which is why I know that you can't just have the gym.
Like some of these soul bras say, you got to have Christ.
You've got to also have the maturity and acuity, and you've got to also pair that with physical health.
But I've met some of the most insecure guys I've ever met in my life are gym bros.
And reverse, some of the most insecure men I've met are fat boys.
It's more or less saying that there's a holistic approach to this.
But when you see things like this, it's sort of like the inter that's why intersectionality is real, is you see the sort of like natural feeling a little bit unlike yourself looking for purpose.
Meaning, men, we lack purpose because we don't go to war anymore.
We don't, you know, we don't have families like a good show I just saw.
No, this girl said on the show, she's like, all guys want today is pussy.
And then this guy's like, is that all they want or is it all you guys have to offer?
Because guys take what women have to offer.
And if all you have to offer is your pussy, then I'll take it.
But if you have more, then I'll take that as well.
And so it's kind of that idea.
I mean, there's nowhere to go.
So I feel really bad that as we've lost our purpose and our generality and our actual depth and our identity, you know, you take normal insecurities like getting tattoos when you're younger, and then you pair it with this transgender stuff.
Like, I don't regret any of my tattoos, but holy shit, I regret their tattoos.
And I didn't even get them.
Like, I have regrets for them.
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Like, damn.
Well, you know, 41% not going to worry about it for long.
Yeah, like, imagine as like a teenager, you have to, you literally get diarrhea in the hole in front of your crush, in front of everyone that you know.
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It looks so fake.
It looks so relating though, but your crush is also shitting themselves.