Elijah Schaffer’s episode mocks transgender representation, like Dylan Mulvaney’s "blow-up sex doll"-like appearance and Kaylee’s TikTok struggles, while citing Tulip R. Ritchie’s detransition regret. He slams Sam Smith’s music video as "fat gay" propaganda, contrasting YouTube’s age restrictions on trans content with its leniency for queer media. The segment also ridicules Whoopi Goldberg’s police brutality claim, mispronounces Tyre Nichols’ name, and attacks white appropriation of Black culture, ending with a threat to move the show to Rumble over perceived censorship. [Automatically generated summary]
So I don't know if you saw this, but Finland decided to put out, this is the, we're just going to start out with this before we get into Dylan Mulvaney and what's going on.
Because Finland decided to put their first transgender skater.
So this is a male to female.
This is, as we'll talk about, it's called a front butt.
So they get a crack pulled all the way from the middle all the way to the front.
Now, what you're going to find in this is what I feel really bad is I feel like we're just forcing trans issues now because it seems like they didn't even find somebody who knew how to skate.
Like it seems like they put a transgender skater for the world and we're just supposed to ignore the fact that they completely botched their performance and it looks like they might have just began ice skating the moment that this happened.
Like they were just like, oh, we need a trans person on the ice rink.
Can we just go back to that face where you realize that you might have not just messed up your performance, but you messed up on like your entire life?
just different hair so i don't know what you're thinking but i mean like you could have picked any of these people probably still had a better job than picking like the the big that's literally that was me in a minute with a wig That women.
i've seen him in movies i saw them in i saw it in like a strange addictions episode or something like that They really missed out on addictions by not just spelling the D-I-C-K.
And also for a last clip with the, I guess when he was supposed to be a flower from like the Bobby movie or something like that, wearing like a diaper.
That was so confusing.
But the hairstyle and the face and the makeup, that looks like, I don't know what that actress's name is, but from the movie Suddenly 30.
I don't know what to think about this stuff because I don't understand it.
Meaning, like, I don't, I don't get it.
But I do want to say this about men becoming weaker.
So one of the interesting things is, I want to bring up the study I bring up, is that a 2007 study of the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism revealed a substantial drop in U.S. men's testosterone levels since the 1980s with an average level declining by about 1% per year.
For example, that a 60-year-old man in 2004 had testosterone levels 17% lower than those of a 60-year-old in 1987.
And another study of Danish men produced similar findings with double-digit declines among men born in the 1960s compared to those in the 1920s.
Also, researchers measured the grip strength of how strongly you can squeeze something and pinch strength, how strongly you can pinch something.
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So I have a theory that a lot of things are intentionally just invented and designed poorly for the hell of it.
A good example is all toilets.
So first of all, like you, the design for a toilet is you're sitting like you're on a chair, which already puts strain on your sphincter.
This is the equivalent of giving birth on your back.
Right.
It makes no sense.
And it's going to cause pain, hemorrhoids, digestive problems, etc.
You're in an unnatural position.
And guess what comes out of your butt?
Sounds.
Sounds come out of your butt.
Noises.
So some guy said, hey, why don't I combine the most unnatural sitting position plus make the seat in a concave position, which is the exact perfect curvature to amplify sound waves, to amplify the sound waves, and so that when so that you know, you're not only uncomfortable while you're developing hemorrhages in your anus, you're also making sure that everyone in the house can track with you.
So you normally just pick and it's like it like echoes and the waves crash and you get peaks hitting and you get like different amplifications.
So you're amplifying your noises from your butt.
And then they were like, oh, yeah, that's a really good idea.
And let's also – my favorite part too is like there's also nothing good about whether it's higher water or lower water.
High water and the little water kisses your booty hole.
You know what I mean?
Like you drop and it splashes in and now you've got mixed poop water in your butt.
And then if it's low water, you've just increased amplification tenfold because there's nothing to absorb the sound.
So you either have a wet butt or you have a higher frequency sound.
Urinals are the same thing.
It's like you have a urinal on the floor, it splashes on your feet.
Boys know this.
If you ever worn, you can't wear sandals in these.
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And they said, you don't have a dick, though, Kez.
That's the trick.
And that's the truth.
I did want to bring up some of this on woman L's.
I'm top 37% this month on OnlyFans, and I made about $100.
That means 63% of creators made less than $100 this month.
Do whatever you want with this information.
So if we just had 100 OnlyFans creators, which there are many more than that, I think we're in the tens of thousands.
I don't know if we're in the hundreds of thousands in terms of regular users.
I think we're up there.
Someone let me know in the stats.
Don't forget as well, too.
You can also send Rumbles on Rumble since we're demonetized on YouTube, or you can do it on locals.
And like I told you guys, we'll be live streaming directly on Locals.
We should be by Wednesday because I just got the rollout of the new update.
I just couldn't get it ready in time tonight, but I know that we can have it ready.
So we'll be able to live stream live.
But this is pretty crazy because this is saying for women, we're at a position to where women are being told to liberate their bodies, but they're really selling pics of their Vijay Jays for like 20 bucks.
That's really what it's come down to.
The phrase $20 is $20 is really becoming true.
Like these women are spending hours in front of a camera, you know, doing what you would do and masturbating and everything and buying toys.
And they're probably losing money on the products they're buying and the electricity they're using just to put their images up.
I would say you'd probably have to be famous just to be cheeky.
Like you'd have to be like really attractive or like famous to probably be selling cheeky pics.
Yeah, because if you were like famous, like a famous musician or something like that, you're just selling like naughty pics and like a bra or something, then it's like, oh, Azalea Banks, I think, is one of those.
She's on Twitter always.
And people think that she's just like selling her music, but she's really selling her OnlyFans.
It's the OnlyFans pipeline on Twitter.
Girls take cute pictures and go like, oh, if you want to see the rest of this photo shoot, click here.
And it's just a link to their OnlyFans.
So Azalea Banks, a famous, I think she should be a singer, right?
I don't know.
She does that too.
And I don't know if her OnlyFans itself, I don't know if it actually has, you know, sex stuff, but from my understanding, celebrities, like celebrities like Evie Lovia, too, who was like a big, big porn star, she, on her OnlyFans, when we had her on the show, she said that it's just like mostly cheeky pics as well.
But those are like people that are very, have like big, big followings and people might pay to watch like, I don't know, just to imagine, but I'm imagining that most people would go, how do I make money on OnlyFans?
Be as extreme, right?
If it follows the social media guidelines of like be as extreme, as out, as outlandish as possible, you probably are getting some pretty freaky stuff for nine bucks.
Like realistically speaking.
Like, what do you think so, though?
Like, if you go to TikTok, Instagram, anywhere, small creators are doing the craziest stuff because they're literally trying to get attention.
So it's like, what would you do if you were a small OnlyFans creator and trying to get follows?
That's what I'm talking about, the Twitter pipeline.
They create Twitters.
Everyone knows Twitter knows this.
They put up a picture and then they like, oh, or TikTok.
There's so many girls on TikTok.
This is one of my favorite scams on TikTok.
There's a couple of these girls.
And you know that guy who like has a black, we know he has a couple black friends and he like makes videos letting us in on black people's secrets and everyone doesn't know how he knows.
The guy who like who like who like says like a white person doing homework and then they're just doing homework and then it says a black person doing homework and then you just hear beep because they don't replace the batteries in their fire in their smoke detectors.
No, but so, but what they do is this, and this is really what I, so I, I, I got, I, I got caught by it because I was was bookmarking the videos at first for the show until I like researched who these this person was.
Because I don't research for everyone who they are, but I go, oh, here's how it goes.
So like, okay, I said before, like, I think Sigma memes are overused.
I think it lost its meaning.
I think it's funny in some regards, but it's mostly like everything's sigma now, right?
No one even knows.
And once everything's sigma, nothing is.
It had a window where it was like kind of funny, and then there's still a good joke to it as well.
But overall, like, it just gets ridiculous after a while.
And so what I also noticed was that there was this increase of girls on TikTok who were very pretty, showed just enough skin to get a man's attention.
So like, you know, just like just a little bit of cleavage, a little makeup, but they looked attractive.
And they would make videos like, dear girls, like, here's, here's what your boy really means when he's not communicating to you.
And it would be like, I'm just don't want to talk about it, not because I'm hurting, not because there's something wrong with me, but because simply I just don't always feel like talking about emotions and problems and I just want to move on with my life.
And it would always be pretty accurate on all these like dear girls and like, here's what a man wants and all these things.
So I started noticing more of these videos pop up that were like really, really, really accurate.
And guess you know how crazy this is?
They were all like probably hitting on guys like, you know, hey, if you want to, this is what a girl, I mean, this is how girls should behave.
All of the videos linked back, they all had OnlyFans.
So they were using showing guys what guys really want and meeting guys' emotional needs on TikTok and like being like, hey, girls, when a guy does this, here's how you should respond.
And it was like geared towards women, but all the guys were like, yeah, finally a girl who gets me, who understands me.
And she was praying and manipulating boys' emotions on TikTok to then get them to click on her profile, which was then a link tree to her OnlyFans.
So it's the OnlyFans pipeline.
They do it on Twitter too.
But she was like, it was really smart.
She was just making like pro-Sigma memes and like really trying to like relate to men that feel alienated and isolated.
It was all pro-masculine, pro-everything.
And it was like the most based woman I'd ever seen, but it was all to get guys to subscribe to her OnlyFans.
So it was all fake.
Because everyone knows that it's that semen retention is powerful and it's hard, but like you're not going to be based and red-pilled by subscribing to some horrors OnlyFans.
Like that's just, but I'm saying, isn't that sad?
Like it was like, it was genuinely probably one of the most impactful creators that I've seen as a woman.
She got everything right, but it was all just to get people to buy porn, her porn.
Okay, so this is also what's we have more craziness.
We have some really good stuff coming up that I'm really excited about.
So this is back to the trans thing.
This was a libs of TikTok put this up as an advertisement for homeschooling.
This was pretty good.
Where is this?
Okay, let's go.
Let's go here.
Okay.
Can we bring this down?
Yes.
Come on.
What is going on?
I'm retarded.
Okay.
Here we go.
So, on a school visit, this is a J.
I feel bad because someone was like, yeah, why do all the ugly trans people always have just like one letter names?
But my name on Twitter is E.
So it's like.
So maybe I'm saying something about myself.
It's a criticism.
But J day them said, on a school visit, a principal had a cute slide introducing me, which included my pronouns, used my pronouns, and spoke to my expertise.
I'm releasing past trauma and relearning that it's possible to be respected at work.
The bare minimum shouldn't feel so good, but it does.
And you definitely are putting in the bare minimum.
But I'm saying they say, like, it feels really good.
And I feel like that's very childish.
Like, if I went to a school and they just got my name wrong, like, I would feel disrespected.
Meaning, like, if they were like, hey, it's Dr. Panjuba and my name's Elijah, then whatever.
But, like, if they got it spelt kind of wrong, like, dropped an F or just like, you know, misspelled my name or something, like, I'd just be like, ah, you know, it's a weird name.
My name's like a mix of Hebrew and German.
I mean, that doesn't always mix so well.
So, you know, perhaps, perhaps there's a little bit of a mistake, but I don't care if someone gets my pronouns right.
Like, I would laugh if they introduced me as a woman.
I don't know why how you're an adult and you care about your pronouns.
as well as the fact that that was the most non-passing that was almost so non-passing they should have been a figure skater for Finland Yeah.
That's what I meant.
And this is what I think is where the trans community really is losing.
It's like the anger should be, I spent $80,000 and four years of my life recovering to look like a woman and I want to be accepted as a woman, which I think is your best argument.
Is I look like a woman.
I look like a sex doll, but still, I pass.
And why is it that if I can't rape you because my dick is chopped off and I look like a female and I talk like a female and I have titties, why can I not use the restroom?
It's gonna be, it's gonna harm, like men are gonna freak out if I try to use the men's restroom because I look like a woman.
That would be their best argument.
I should be the trans spokesperson.
Is anyone can nominate myself for the trans community spokesperson?
Because that to me would be the best argument if you're trying to like win this culturally of like, I look so much like the other gender that using my own gender's restroom would cause more problems.
So it actually is ridiculous.
So don't make it illegal.
But when you just look like, you know, like this and you're like, I can't believe that they don't think that I'm a woman.
This situation is that the bathrooms were single use.
Like, you go in and lock the door, and there's only one person in there.
So, why is he like the whole point of women not wanting men to use the female restrooms is you don't want to be in a stall next to that or washing your hands next to that or waiting in line next to that or you know a space where you're going in to relieve yourself, whatever, put on makeup, gossip with your girls, or whatever.
And I would understand a trans person, not particularly this one, because they didn't put much effort in, but feeling uncomfortable if they looked like a Dylan Mulvaney trans person, feeling uncomfortable in a men's restroom where there's lots of men around, right?
And the urinals, whatnot.
But if it's a single-use restroom, why are you using the women's one in the first place?
Like, you're whatever restroom you use, whether the men or the women's, it's just a toilet and you're safe.
The other day, we went, we were at the beach, and we went to, I had to use the restroom, but the women's one was closed.
So you had to take me into the men's one, and you went in to make sure there was no men in there, and that the coast was clear for me to come in to go to the toilet.
And it was disgusting.
It was one of the most disgusting places I've ever been in my life.
In fact, inshallah, my brothers, fake dicks are as close to an Islamic minaret that I want in this country.
And I don't even want that.
That's offensive.
I'm probably going to get me killed in like 30 countries.
But I'm not a big fan of Islam.
I never have been a big fan of Islam.
I don't care if it's rising in our country.
I don't think Muslims are our ultimate enemy as the West because I think if we didn't bomb them and we just left them alone and didn't start wars, proxy wars in Syria and Yemen and cause massive migration problems, they would have probably left us alone.
To be completely straight with you on that one.
And then by the way, wasn't it so crazy that 2001 was an inside job and then they made us think it was Muslims' fault?
And then they created like mass Muslim hatred in the country and really Muslims just wanted to be left alone.
That's actually true.
And then we found out we armed al-Qaeda.
We armed ISIS now.
We've armed the new government in Afghanistan.
And really it's all kind of our fault.
And then there was a little small country that was actually running all these proxy wars and then directing the United States.
But we're not allowed to talk about that one.
We'll leave that alone.
But we are supposed to hate the Muslims.
I just want to say it's a little too based for the show in this platform.
Yeah, but like, like, because, you know, a lot of the development of phallic reconstructive surgery came from a guy who blew a teenager who blew off his penis with a shotgun.
And like, there's like a really interesting thing in how they worked on it with children.
Because not having one seems to be what the issue is.
No, no, no.
I'm actually, actually, this person is really cool.
I'm not talking.
I actually feel really bad.
Those were all just dark humor because it made me feel uncomfortable and I don't know what to do when I feel uncomfortable.
And so I ended up just making.
I do what I do in every situation where I'm supposed to be serious is I make a joke out of it and then I end up hurting people's feelings and then people hate me.
Like I just ended up, I just end up making light of a situation.
It's like, it's like my friend has like lesbian parents and it's like, my mom died.
I'm like, ooh, which one?
And it's like, you know, it's not a funny joke.
It doesn't bring it to anyone together.
But, oh, man.
It's, it's.
The worst part about this is that people go, oh, yeah, I don't feel bad.
But like, I'll like meet people in person and they'll be like, remember that one time you did a clip and I opened up to my heart about my front ass and you made a joke about it with a sound effect?
And I'm like, me?
Me?
Making light of a serious situation and joking about something I shouldn't?
You've got if you've got the wrong guy.
You've got the wrong guy.
I mean, you know, we've only had our channels and stuff shut down multiple times and stuff for that exact very reason.
But I don't do that anymore.
I'm a changed man.
That was me yesterday.
I'm a new man.
I've changed.
No, I actually feel really, really bad for this person.
I really do.
It's not funny.
It's horrible.
And I mean that about the fake.
I just don't think fake.
That was my threat on how I don't think fake private parts do the trick.
It's like I think it might be better just to just live with the fact that I don't have this like and like learn to.
Just you got a blown, you had a mangled peepee, like if it's just partial, like if you just like a saw cut off part of it and you're just like trying to like reconstruct it fine, but like from the ground up, removing your arm and going in that direction.
I just don't feel like it's it's, it's gonna work.
Okay, so i'm just gonna give a trigger warning in the fact that I thought this would be this would get the channel marked adult content, but it turns out it's not, because this is has no adult rating on it.
On Youtube, it has no adult rating and if you're five years old, you can watch this.
And I do apologize uh, but Sam Smith came out with a new um video and um, this is a small clip i'm gonna play from the new video of a feminist women's rights video.
This is also reminder, reminder.
We got our last video, age restricted for showing that one trans person dancing in a bra in Mcdonald's.
Because you can't have any type of sexual themes?
Apparently absolutely not.
And it gets age restricted.
But this was not age restricted, this is for children.
That Youtube literally said, oh, this is fine for kids.
I don't know, but apparently I I even told Youtube, I go Youtube, that's a man with a bra.
Like it's, it's not inappropriate.
They're like, no, that's inappropriate, you can't, you can't show that on Youtube.
It's it's, it's restricted, you can't we're you're, we're shutting down your channel for a week.
We're restricting videos or whatever, which is it's already restricted.
So you can't restrict a restricted channel.
They've already told us the channel's restricted.
How can you re-restrict a channel that never got it lifted?
So this channel's restricted.
But apparently that is not.
Is that is child friendly?
I'm taking it off the screen, but that's child, that is.
So now I thought it was kind of gross and I was like to say the least, right like okay, it's just weird.
I don't know why you two like, but of course everyone is like it's just gross, like it's, it's not like we're, we're mad about it, it's just this is just just unattractive like, even if you're gay or whatever, like you, it's just not, it's not what anybody should be looking at.
Period, that should be canceled.
Of course, leave it up to the feminists to uh, create this new thing.
Sexuality is not only for thin straight people.
unidentified
Yeah, they're mad about this because people find this disgusting.
It's interesting when they're like, oh, everyone's mad that he's happy or whatever.
And fat, queer people can be happy.
These same exact people who make these kinds of posts will get mad at, like, I've seen them get really upset in some places in the US or whatever.
There's these, like, daddy-daughter things where the dad's, it's like a purity dance or, like, these different kinds of things where the father will dance with the father and make a pledge that she's going to be pure until she's married.
And they'll be like, this is disgusting, whatever, and blah, blah, blah.
Or taking your kids to church or things like that.
They go, this is indoctrination and absolutely disgusting.
And I feel like, I feel like feminists should be offended that men so often try to dress like women and wear women's lingerie, all these kinds of things, and are behaving like women, but they're men.
They're sexualizing women or they're culturally appropriating women and the way that we express our sexuality and the lingerie that we wear or particular dance moves.
The truth is that you have a problem watching someone live their best life while embodying an identity that society deems wrong is triggering to you who are miserable with yourself.
Both of these people express themselves in ways deemed socially unacceptable as they should, but the reactions to them are consistently very different.
But also, I haven't seen that Harry Styles music video where he's dressed like that, but has he got a bunch of naked men shaking their booties and then busting champagne and taking it in his face?
It's not fat phobic to say an outfit doesn't suit somebody's body.
Why must revealing outfits be reserved for thin bodies?
Because we don't want to see, it's the whole, like, okay, do people not understand something about sexuality, which I think is so weird for the people that make their whole identity their sexuality?
Sexuality is linked to attractiveness.
And one of the things about revealing outfits that is really important is that they are meant to reveal what?
Your body.
Well, why do we wear clothes?
Well, because not everyone wants to see everyone else's bodies.
But also, it's because some bodies are disgusting while other bodies are not.
And it's one thing to like give your buddy shit.
Like, I've seen guys that are so insecure, they won't even take off their shirt at like a pool.
Dude, okay.
Just take your shirt off.
Like, I'll can guarantee none of the girls care about the fact that you're fat or whatever.
They're just, just, it's the guys that might give you shit.
And unless you're gay, who cares, right?
Just go enjoy the pool.
You should be fit, but whatever.
I've gone through some pretty, pretty heavy seasons myself.
But it's like with lingerie and sexy outfits, that's why they're called sexy.
They're supposed to be if you look sexy.
There's things called bikini bodies for a reason.
Now, do guys love seeing titties in all bikinis?
But I'm saying, like, the purpose of hard work and of working out and getting yourself in shape is to look attractive.
Like, and that's, that's an objective standpoint.
And when you look like Sam Smith, it's just like, hey, you're not attractive.
You're overweight.
You're on SSRIs.
And you look disgusting.
And it's not meaning, it's like, it's like, hey, do you want to see more of my disgusting body?
And the answer is no.
And then they go, oh, you think I'm disgusting?
Yeah, I do.
Why are you wearing a thong?
Like, and like getting sprayed with splooge cannons.
Anytime I go shopping with my mom, she's the most brutally honest person.
If I try something on, she'll tell me, it doesn't look good on you.
That style, that cut, whatever.
If you go to get some, like, have like a professional dresser or whatever, some of these celebrities or whoever you are, you might have someone who professionally puts your outfits together and they will know the colors that look best upon your skin tone and you know the cuts around your neck or the different whatever to accentuate your body or to make it look a certain way or to that's gonna look the best on your body and i've i will go shopping Shopping with my friends,
and we'll go, mmm, it's a pretty dress, but it doesn't really look good on you.
And I think that's what the weird part about that video was: it's just like, it's like if you're fat, there's just other things you could be wearing, right?
There's just other things you could be wearing.
But like, also, people are bringing up interesting things.
I don't know if this is a joke or not, but I just wanted to bring up one more woman posting their L's, which was this.
If you're against incest, just say that you have an ugly family.
So what I meant, this is like that androgen's 90s character.
You know what I mean?
Like where like you could have kind of like the character you might have thought was a lesbian.
Her name's like Carol, you know, like in a 90s sitcom, but Carol's not allowed to be openly lesbian.
Carol just doesn't like Carol's just mean to boys and doesn't date.
You know what I mean?
And it's like, oh, Carol.
So this reminds me of Carol from the 90s sitcom.
But the part that I love this was like drinks ayahuasca.
Not that I'd feel actually bad if they just tried ayahuasca.
It was to heal internalized racism and self-hatred.
So I think that this is a mixed race person.
This looks like somebody who's half black, half white.
Reminder that if white people talk about race, it's racist.
But if you're mixed race, then you're literally mixing races, but races don't exist.
So I don't know where we stand on this anymore.
But she drinks it, and then she has a psychotic reaction, which I think the craziest part about this, and this is where I think it was spiritual, she has a shamanic awakening, meaning she's receives teachings from the universe.
I remember there was this one teacher I had that would be like, yeah, and like, when I saved my son from like a demonic offering and like, you know, like, and he would just tell stories and I didn't realize he was like just a compulsive liar.
But I also have to say, by the way, I thought you were going to guess who the person was.
But there was a time where I actually, I think he had original stories.
And he would probably talk about his life and growing up and like his struggle with alcoholism.
And then he told a story one time recently that was so confusing that I couldn't tell if it was real.
He was like, this is the craziest thing.
Theo Vaughn goes, he's like, he's like, so like, you know, I was like, part of the reason why I quit alcohol or whatever, I think he said, he goes, part of the reason why I quit alcohol is I would like get involved in these crazy situations as you do when you're drinking.
Like, I was at this club or whatever, and we had like a limo.
And there was like this, like no, there was like this, like, poor immigrant guy, like, this, just this, like, brother.
Like, he was, like, seriously, like, just like a black brother.
And, like, he just looked like he was having a rough day.
And I was like, bro, you want to come in and come to a mansion party, like, in a limousine?
He was just like, you're joking, right?
I was like, no, dude, like, let's just get lit.
Let's have a good time.
Just get in the limo.
You know how you are, and you're drunk out in front of clubs, and you just pull people in.
And so then, like, you know, we pull them in.
We're like drinking bottles.
We're having the greatest time of our life or whatever.
And we get to the mansion party, and like everybody that you know who's anybody is there.
And it's like comedians and actors.
And like, and like, I'm like doing lines and like we're all having a good time.
You know, it's one of those parties.
And then like, you know, it's one of those places you check in your coat and your bag when you come in.
No phones allowed or whatever because you never know what's going on there.
And I'm like, and then like you just hear like a massive like shattering of glass.
People start like screaming and like it's mayhem.
And I come out and I guess like the guy like went into the coat room, stole everyone's coats and purses and like broke out the second story window and like ran away from the mansion with everyone's like purses.
But I do bring up the fact that it is weird that she is there.
So she's 67, and that's pretty interesting.
That is pretty interesting.
So I don't really fully understand what she was trying to say.
I know she was saying, like, black people, you know, are attacked and people only care when it's white people attacked, but I would say that's not a true statement.
And you know what's not true, Whoopi.
You fully know.
Remember, I said people get paid to talk like this in the camera.
That's like, she's like the kind of woman that I would really avoid if I was trying to get something done.
Like you know, like when you have a parent and there's one parent that you'll go to because you know they're more likely to say yes with something like if you want money or if you want to go out, or something um, dad would always give me money.
If you make a face or you don't like no, they tell you all about it, like here's and it's got this little Tanzanian place and it's really great because the owner, Shaquil Shaquel um oh, that's not a very Tanzanian name Shangadungu shamba bamba, shamba bamba balimbi, balamba bamba, I don't know, the aboriginals are all like malambawamba gimba yeah, but that's different.
Shambumbamba, imagine being in a society for 10 000 years and the best instrument that you made was the one that goes, that's like and we're supposed to respect them a long wooden stick.
Yeah, everyone's like, hey, that's a, that's an ancient culture, 10 000 years, and that's as far as you got a lot, a lot of respect coming from me.
I'll tell you that one, not a lot of respect at all.
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Oh man, oh yeah mate, but they're the first nation.
I just feel like people here aren't honest about, about the realities of aboriginal people, like like, like they are in the U.s.
About African Americans, meaning they like work, they worship people.
Start to worship these people rather than just being honest, being like hey mate like, don't hate people because of the color of their skin totally cool, you shouldn't.
But then like the deification of, like darker skinned people, you know, like this kind of person is the kind of person that walks into like a black owned shop and is like yes, I got this candle, it was made by a black person.
And it's like, they want to shop there, but you just don't want to, like, support a small boutique because the prices are a little bit like you'd rather go to Walmart and buy Chinese-made cups.