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Jan. 31, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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WTF： These Are THE WORST Women EVER

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	Well, it's 2023, and women are still out of control.
	I'll just check in the time.
	But of course, with equity and equality all over the place, I'm so bored of women.
	In fact, we are going to be celebrating the worst of ladies today.
	We're not talking about just the biological ones, which of course we're going to rip into, but our favorite are surgically produced or induced people.
	We got Dylan Mulvaney's face reveal, the first ever transgender skater.
	Whoopi Goldberg blames white people for literally everything.
	And of course, we're looking at the worst OnlyFans L's amongst.
	Also, I hate to say it, we're actually going to be also talking about Sam Smith's video and why sexuality is also for fat gay people.
	I know you didn't know that.
	You wanted to watch this on a Monday night.
	It's at approximately 10:10 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
	Let's get down.
	I would
	just like to begin today's show by introducing my co-host for today, the lovely, the beautiful Kesqueen Fetus.
	I can't breathe now.
	Every time I do anything that involves my breath, I'm becoming extremely breathless.
	And then my heart starts racing and I need to relax.
	So.
	I have no idea what's going on over there.
	It's been a rough stop.
	Well, I know.
	You know, they say don't eat Taco Bell before you go on a live stream.
	And I guess they were right.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	You'll understand that a little more in just a second.
	Who ate Taco Bell?
	Who?
	Who was eating Taco Bell?
	I'm not going to say who, but I have my suspicions.
	I'm not going to say who, but I do have my suspicions.
	No, I was going to say, so we're going to be talking about the best of women today, because honestly, women are amazing.
	Because people say, oh, you're going to roast women?
	Isn't that rude?
	Well, roasting isn't always a bad thing, right?
	Pine nuts.
	They're better roasted.
	Am I correct?
	Pine nuts taste great, delicious.
	I don't think so.
	Roasting coffee beans, better roasted.
	So before everyone says, oh, this is misogynistic, this is sexist.
	Yes, it is.
	But also, roasting is not necessarily bad, just like misogyny is not always bad.
	And sexism can actually be very good.
	And in this case, we're going to be both sexist and misogynistic, but we're really mostly talking about men who think they're women.
	Yes.
	Wow.
	What's going on over there?
	Nothing.
	I'm just sitting here sitting back relaxing, trying to catch my breath.
	I have no idea what.
	I just looked at you and you're like, like dying in the corner.
	I was like, you do realize we are alive on the air.
	Yes, sir.
	All right.
	So I don't know if you saw this, but Finland decided to put out, this is the, we're just going to start out with this before we get into Dylan Mulvaney and what's going on.
	Because Finland decided to put their first transgender skater.
	So this is a male to female.
	This is, as we'll talk about, it's called a front butt.
	So they get a crack pulled all the way from the middle all the way to the front.
	Now, what you're going to find in this is what I feel really bad is I feel like we're just forcing trans issues now because it seems like they didn't even find somebody who knew how to skate.
	Like it seems like they put a transgender skater for the world and we're just supposed to ignore the fact that they completely botched their performance and it looks like they might have just began ice skating the moment that this happened.
	Like they were just like, oh, we need a trans person on the ice rink.
	Watch this.
	It's like the high school English teacher.
	Easy. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. And. I save. Take.
	Taking an E for George Floyd.
	That's a new move called the Pfizer vaccine reaction.
	Just like kind of seizure a little bit.
	Come on, you can do it.
	Come on.
	And the actual pretty Finnish girl.
	Yeah.
	Can we just go back to that face where you realize that you might have not just messed up your performance, but you messed up on like your entire life?
	Yeah.
	It looks like an alien.
	Yeah, I hope nobody's.
	Not only is it like the first transgender, but also probably one of the oldest figure skaters.
	It looks like a teacher.
	It looks like they're cosplaying as like the librarian or something like that.
	In comes Eagle.
	Balancing is very...
	Can I just say, I'm not the best ice kid.
	Do you know this?
	I'm actually pretty good at ice skating.
	Do you know that?
	No, we never did ice skating together.
	We think that we did it one time.
	Did we?
	Yes, we did.
	But that you forgot, but that was also multiple years before the pandemic, which doesn't exist anymore.
	But I will say, I can ice skate pretty well.
	And I can definitely do one leg with my leg completely distended at the back.
	Yes, I can.
	Yes, I can.
	Is it better than that?
	Yes.
	What?
	Yes.
	It's a little bit hard being, you know, as tall as I am, but I'm actually not so bad.
	And I will say that there's also plenty of males who are very good at ice skating.
	Not that it's gay, but they are good at it.
	And it's just weird that the only man we could find, and they also look more like women than this woman.
	Like a lot of the guys are like twinky, small looking guys, very small bodies, and they look like women.
	Half them are homosexuals, which is whatever that you do you.
	So it seems weird if we're going to find a transgender, why wouldn't you just put a wig on one of the already talented homosexuals that ice skate?
	Did you ever see the movie it came out a few years ago called Eddie the Eagle or Eddie Eagle or something like that?
	No, I didn't.
	It's a movie.
	I think it's supposed to be based on true events.
	And it's about a guy who I think he was autistic.
	Oh, yeah, the retarded guy learning how to ice skate.
	He's a great guy.
	No, he is skiing.
	Oh, skiing, yeah.
	He made it to the Olympics because his country didn't have anyone representing that particular sport.
	And so even though he was literally the worst and retarded, he actually made it to the Olympics because he was the only one to represent the country.
	Yeah, so maybe there's not a lot of trans people in Finland.
	This is how it feels.
	And once again, this should, you know what?
	I'm not even disappointed about this.
	I feel encouraged.
	I feel encouraged that I can be anything I want to be.
	I can go out on the national stage and look, she's the star of the show.
	All these other beautiful, talented, ice skating girls, they're not the star.
	That right there is the star of the show.
	All eyes on her.
	You can be the star of the show for your country.
	You can be the president.
	You can be a senator.
	You can be a figure skater.
	You can be whatever you want to be.
	You don't have to be good at it.
	You don't have to be balanced.
	You don't have to be able to speak English.
	You don't have to have a citizenship.
	You don't need any kind of qualification to do any kind of qualification.
	Yeah.
	I will say this, that every moment of that looked like a struggle.
	And it's reminded me a little bit of my existence for the last 29 years, you know?
	Just somewhat struggling to make it.
	But I will say to you, like, the girl comes and hands you a flag.
	Look at this, though.
	The chat said that it reminds them of Blades of Glory.
	The locals chat said it reminds me of Blades of Glory.
	And it's true, though.
	I mean, and the sad part was a beautiful girl, like had to save the day.
	And I feel bad for trans people.
	Like, why do they always pick the most ugly representations?
	Because there are people who have passed, but it's always like, that looks like every dojo innkeeper on a Nintendo game for the Wii.
	Just a little bit taller.
	Like, right?
	Everybody's like, welcome to my dojo.
	Would you like to take a nap and refuel your heart?
	I can do this.
	Welcome to Zelda.
	And it's like, that's who sells me a free bed sleep in Zelda to be able to get my hearts up.
	It's that fat Japanese one that's how good a sake is.
	I love the outfit as well that they chose for this lady.
	Everyone else is wearing classic outfits.
	This one looks like it's like half of the cape that the professors in Harry Potter would wear.
	All right, we're not missing the bottom half.
	Well, I just got to say, that was my favorite.
	That's been my favorite clip of the week, only because there was no redeeming value.
	Like, if we had segments, since we don't have segments, my segment is making up new segments every time.
	That was called No Redeeming Value.
	That was the same because there's not a redemption in that, right?
	Because it's like, there was no, like, there was no like, but in the end, like, they did really well, but they failed.
	Kind of like most transitions.
	It was like an amazing performance with one little, oh, it was like, from beginning, it was shaky, and it got progressively worse.
	It started out bad, and it went worse, which is usually most people's transitions, right?
	It doesn't look good from the beginning, and then the end result is just absolutely atrocious.
	So I guess it was sort of like a metaphor for all transgender lifestyles.
	But I also think, too, that like, it's true, most transgender lifestyles also include a blade, something getting sliced.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, and I wonder if, because I haven't really seen the trans community talk about this.
	I've just seen everyone else sort of laughing about it a bit.
	We're not laughing.
	We're very serious.
	No, no, not us.
	Other people.
	Yeah, we're very into this.
	I am wondering about the trans community if this is a win for them.
	If they're taking this one and going, look, this is a win.
	Like our first transgender figure skater win.
	Is that a win for them?
	Well, are they claiming that or they're just going to pretend like they didn't see it?
	Well, I'll say like this.
	I've seen this picture of trans people, right?
	These are all men.
	So these are all men.
	Okay?
	Those are all exactly the same as well.
	Yeah.
	Wow, they literally look like exactly the same.
	Those are all men in that picture.
	just different hair so i don't know what you're thinking but i mean like you could have picked any of these people probably still had a better job than picking like the the big that's literally that was me in a minute with a wig That women.
	It was like a giant-headed man with huge calves.
	Massive calves.
	Wow, this makes me feel incredibly insecure.
	Do you ever notice that when men surgically try to look like women, they end up looking like sex dolls?
	Did you ever notice that?
	Well, not even porn.
	They look like blow-up sex dolls.
	It's very bizarre.
	It's like a weird thing.
	Like, that looks like a doll, like a blow-up doll, or like a silicon doll.
	Not that I would have any experience with them, but I just mean if you were to have experience with them and you would know what those are.
	Right.
	i've seen him in movies i saw them in i saw it in like a strange addictions episode or something like that They really missed out on addictions by not just spelling the D-I-C-K.
	Oh, Addiction.
	Every episode is different.
	It wouldn't work that way because every episode of that show is a different addiction.
	Well, okay, so bringing this up, that was that.
	Okay, that was just, that was our first woman.
	And this is barely the beginning of the show.
	And we're like, got so much left to do.
	So much left to say.
	So much left to acknowledge and to watch.
	And I also apologize to you guys watching on YouTube for that false alert.
	So we'll probably have pretty low numbers on YouTube and Rumble stuff because it accidentally started the live stream, stopped it.
	I'm just going to take fault.
	I don't know what happened.
	I just said starting, stopping, and then I had to restart it on the same links.
	And so when that happens, we don't really get the notification out to as many people.
	So whoever was watching this, I'm sorry for the rest of the show.
	If anyone is watching this.
	Let's go check in on Dylan Mulvaney.
	So you know Dylan Mulvaney, the 100 life, 100 days to becoming a girl.
	Yeah.
	Still in their first year from my last time I checked in.
	Well, Dylan Mulvaney had facial feminization surgery.
	And I like what Cassandra Fairbanks said when she just was like, I don't, who is this for?
	Like, this whole video we're about to watch, who was this made for?
	And I'd like to answer that question formally.
	Okay.
	It's for me.
	For this show.
	Dylan Mulvaney exists for slightly offensive.
	Like, why did Dylan Mulvaney make this?
	Because Dylan Mulvaney knows I am going to watch that shit.
	I'm going to put it on my show.
	And I'm going to laugh at the mockery of him because I believe Dylan Mulvaney is a woman because I believe everything I want to.
	I believe that America is still the greatest country in the world.
	You saw what China said about America today?
	Exactly.
	Very honest.
	They did say that America was a really awesome country and they love America.
	They actually pointed to this video and said, this is why the world loves the United States.
	Which, by the way, the United States is way better than almost every other Western country.
	If you go to them, they all suck balls and America is actually very awesome.
	Wait, I haven't seen it.
	I haven't seen this video yet.
	Okay.
	Does it show up before and after?
	will go to that.
	Oh my gosh, hi, I missed you.
	You know, I have a flair for the dramatics, but it's so good, right?
	I'm so happy, and it's still me, it's just a little bit softer of a version.
	And I just hope that all trans and non-binary people can get the gender-affirming resources that they need because this is life-changing.
	Okay, but that kind of looks like two things.
	Right here looks exactly like that one old man of the Kardashians.
	Is it bad if I'm kind of turned on right?
	If I said I was turned on right now, would that be bad?
	Um just kidding.
	It's like, look at my surgery.
	You get really good wonders.
	Doesn't that look like a young version of Bruce?
	That's what I was going to say.
	It looks like Bruce Jenner Jr.
	And also for a last clip with the, I guess when he was supposed to be a flower from like the Bobby movie or something like that, wearing like a diaper.
	That was so confusing.
	But the hairstyle and the face and the makeup, that looks like, I don't know what that actress's name is, but from the movie Suddenly 30.
	Oh, 13 Going On 30?
	Yeah.
	Where she, who's that girl?
	Jennifer?
	Is her name Jennifer?
	And she's got that.
	She wears a little spiky, spiky.
	What's that movie, guys?
	I don't know.
	It's called 13 Going On 30.
	Right.
	Who's the girl?
	I don't know.
	I'm just looking at the chat knows.
	The chat don't know.
	Jennifer.
	Jen Junior.
	Jennifer.
	Jennifer Lawrence?
	No.
	It's Jennifer Garner.
	Ah, that's the one.
	Yeah.
	Looks like that.
	Didn't you recognize the first one?
	Look at this.
	Look at this face, too.
	Like, look at this.
	This is just like.
	I don't know.
	It's tight.
	You can see the face is tight.
	There is absolutely no movement going on.
	eyes, too.
	It's like a...
	And the vein.
	You can see in one of the shots, you can see like that one protruding vein.
	I'm Dom O'Vane.
	So I was like, I'm Dom O'Vane.
	It's too bad.
	Fuck her dick.
	The voice doesn't match the face.
	That's like, it reminds me of South Park's buckle up, bucker.
	You know, Bruce Jenner when they likes, buckle up, because their faces always look like the habita, right?
	The affirming surgery.
	It's like, look, I don't mean to be rude here because I'm not against plastic surgery and I think that there's plenty of good uses for it.
	But I also think facial feminization surgery, like, dude, it was already feminine.
	Yeah.
	But, like, still looks like a man.
	Looks like a dude.
	Yeah, and I think as well.
	It looks like a man that just looks like the feminine man.
	Voice is off-putting because it sounds like a gay man trying to do a girl's voice, a small girl.
	They try.
	The features and the way the makeup is done is supposed to be like a sexy woman in her 20s, I would say.
	Well, this is before, right?
	So let's look at the before.
	This is like the before.
	No, it was the Dylan.
	Oh, I guess he's always had that big vein busting out of his head.
	That was the before.
	So that was Dylan.
	That was Dylan.
	Mulvaney.
	And now we have Mulvaney has a vein in the name.
	Yeah, Vaney.
	Dylan Myvaney.
	Yeah.
	So that was that.
	And then if you go even further, so that was before that.
	And then we have, I think we have a before and after picture here as well.
	This might be, who's this from?
	You have to show the one where his face is all chopped up.
	Okay, here we go.
	This is the before and after.
	And yeah, but I feel like that doesn't really count because this bottom one is like so that feels really the angle of the camera as well.
	The angle of the camera.
	Like that's like movie qual.
	Like, I feel like that's not accurate.
	Yeah.
	I mean, but also too, like, I feel like still not a woman.
	Raise his cheeks, raise the eyes or what?
	Yeah.
	Please out the nose.
	What did he do?
	I don't know.
	Something to the lips.
	I don't know.
	I'm not sure.
	I'm honestly not sure.
	I don't know what to think about this stuff because I don't understand it.
	Meaning, like, I don't, I don't get it.
	But I do want to say this about men becoming weaker.
	So one of the interesting things is, I want to bring up the study I bring up, is that a 2007 study of the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology and Metabolism revealed a substantial drop in U.S. men's testosterone levels since the 1980s with an average level declining by about 1% per year.
	For example, that a 60-year-old man in 2004 had testosterone levels 17% lower than those of a 60-year-old in 1987.
	And another study of Danish men produced similar findings with double-digit declines among men born in the 1960s compared to those in the 1920s.
	Also, researchers measured the grip strength of how strongly you can squeeze something and pinch strength, how strongly you can pinch something.
	Sounds like we're having a fun Friday night here.
	Of 237 healthy full-time students aged 20 to 34 at universities in North Carolina, and especially among males, the reduction in strength compared to 30 years ago is shrinking drastically.
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	But I do want to mean about the fact that we have gone soft, right?
	So we try to promote that here.
	But it is interesting in the midst of this that they are actually promoting this at, I think it's Arizona State University.
	Let me correct you.
	ASU, they are now installing urinals in the women's restrooms at Arizona State University.
	This is like a big L, but...
	ASU, I see this.
	What?
	just have to double check and make sure but i think Yep.
	That's the urinal?
	Yeah, they installed urinals instead.
	Oh, you've never seen one of those?
	thought they're like up a little bit that feels like you that feels like it's about to make a big mess to me I feel like urinals are one of the least.
	I feel, okay, can I bring up my theology, my theory on toilets?
	I'll allow it.
	So I have a theory that a lot of things are intentionally just invented and designed poorly for the hell of it.
	A good example is all toilets.
	So first of all, like you, the design for a toilet is you're sitting like you're on a chair, which already puts strain on your sphincter.
	This is the equivalent of giving birth on your back.
	Right.
	It makes no sense.
	And it's going to cause pain, hemorrhoids, digestive problems, etc.
	You're in an unnatural position.
	And guess what comes out of your butt?
	Sounds.
	Sounds come out of your butt.
	Noises.
	So some guy said, hey, why don't I combine the most unnatural sitting position plus make the seat in a concave position, which is the exact perfect curvature to amplify sound waves, to amplify the sound waves, and so that when so that you know, you're not only uncomfortable while you're developing hemorrhages in your anus, you're also making sure that everyone in the house can track with you.
	So you normally just pick and it's like it like echoes and the waves crash and you get peaks hitting and you get like different amplifications.
	So you're amplifying your noises from your butt.
	And then they were like, oh, yeah, that's a really good idea.
	And let's also – my favorite part too is like there's also nothing good about whether it's higher water or lower water.
	High water and the little water kisses your booty hole.
	You know what I mean?
	Like you drop and it splashes in and now you've got mixed poop water in your butt.
	And then if it's low water, you've just increased amplification tenfold because there's nothing to absorb the sound.
	So you either have a wet butt or you have a higher frequency sound.
	Urinals are the same thing.
	It's like you have a urinal on the floor, it splashes on your feet.
	Boys know this.
	If you ever worn, you can't wear sandals in these.
	I'm looking at the bottom of the bottom.
	That is.
	You can't wear sandals.
	Yeah, imagine having a pair of thongs on and then that's it.
	You can't wear sandals while that.
	You can't wear thongs.
	It's impossible.
	You can't wear them.
	Yeah, that doesn't seem hygienic or practical.
	But also, I'm not a man, but you've just confirmed that for me.
	Yeah, you can't wear.
	Anytime I've seen a urinal, it's been attached to the wall, up on the wall, which makes sense to me.
	Yeah, well, and those ones still splash.
	So there's really no way to use this, but this is at Arizona State University.
	They're providing for the women urinals now, which means it's just like a weird thing because it's just weird.
	Because I feel like it would be easier to just remove the sign.
	Yeah, it's like if you're going to be a woman and you really want to use the woman's restroom.
	Why are you standing up peeing in a toilet?
	Sit down.
	Sit down.
	I mean, urinals, though, they just get your clothes dirty.
	There's not a really clean way to use a urinal.
	Do you prefer a toilet?
	No, I like urinals because I like, I'm a gross.
	I'm a man.
	I like getting pee on my stuff.
	I want to show a video of a woman peeing on a man's face on a stage, but I couldn't show it on YouTube.
	It's against their guidelines.
	Anyway, moving on.
	Okay, so that's that.
	So it gets worse, though, as we move into this.
	I want to look at some women L's before we go into some more videos.
	Oh, is it the...
	How does a tranny pee out of a flesh wound?
	I'm going to use that word on YouTube.
	I did...
	Ah.
	I didn't say that.
	I was reading something.
	It's okay.
	You're allowed to say that.
	I'll give you permission.
	I give you the T word pass.
	I just like, who are they to say I can't use a word to describe myself?
	I'm transsexual.
	Aren't you?
	Yeah.
	We're all transsexual.
	Oh, I'm sorry, darling.
	That just shocked me seeing that.
	No, it's totally fine.
	Forgive me.
	You can join the locals only chat here, which is amazing.
	And you can go to live to shaver.locals.com and join.
	And they said, you don't have a dick, though, Kez.
	That's the trick.
	And that's the truth.
	I did want to bring up some of this on woman L's.
	I'm top 37% this month on OnlyFans, and I made about $100.
	That means 63% of creators made less than $100 this month.
	Do whatever you want with this information.
	So if we just had 100 OnlyFans creators, which there are many more than that, I think we're in the tens of thousands.
	I don't know if we're in the hundreds of thousands in terms of regular users.
	I think we're up there.
	Someone let me know in the stats.
	Don't forget as well, too.
	You can also send Rumbles on Rumble since we're demonetized on YouTube, or you can do it on locals.
	And like I told you guys, we'll be live streaming directly on Locals.
	We should be by Wednesday because I just got the rollout of the new update.
	I just couldn't get it ready in time tonight, but I know that we can have it ready.
	So we'll be able to live stream live.
	But this is pretty crazy because this is saying for women, we're at a position to where women are being told to liberate their bodies, but they're really selling pics of their Vijay Jays for like 20 bucks.
	That's really what it's come down to.
	The phrase $20 is $20 is really becoming true.
	Like these women are spending hours in front of a camera, you know, doing what you would do and masturbating and everything and buying toys.
	And they're probably losing money on the products they're buying and the electricity they're using just to put their images up.
	Do you think the majority of people on OnlyFans are going that far or they're just like cheeky pics?
	I would say you'd probably have to be famous just to be cheeky.
	Like you'd have to be like really attractive or like famous to probably be selling cheeky pics.
	Yeah, because if you were like famous, like a famous musician or something like that, you're just selling like naughty pics and like a bra or something, then it's like, oh, Azalea Banks, I think, is one of those.
	She's on Twitter always.
	And people think that she's just like selling her music, but she's really selling her OnlyFans.
	It's the OnlyFans pipeline on Twitter.
	Girls take cute pictures and go like, oh, if you want to see the rest of this photo shoot, click here.
	And it's just a link to their OnlyFans.
	So Azalea Banks, a famous, I think she should be a singer, right?
	I don't know.
	She does that too.
	And I don't know if her OnlyFans itself, I don't know if it actually has, you know, sex stuff, but from my understanding, celebrities, like celebrities like Evie Lovia, too, who was like a big, big porn star, she, on her OnlyFans, when we had her on the show, she said that it's just like mostly cheeky pics as well.
	But those are like people that are very, have like big, big followings and people might pay to watch like, I don't know, just to imagine, but I'm imagining that most people would go, how do I make money on OnlyFans?
	Be as extreme, right?
	If it follows the social media guidelines of like be as extreme, as out, as outlandish as possible, you probably are getting some pretty freaky stuff for nine bucks.
	Like realistically speaking.
	Like, what do you think so, though?
	Like, if you go to TikTok, Instagram, anywhere, small creators are doing the craziest stuff because they're literally trying to get attention.
	So it's like, what would you do if you were a small OnlyFans creator and trying to get follows?
	Probably crazy stuff.
	Yeah.
	And that's forever.
	How do you advertise that?
	That's what I'm talking about, the Twitter pipeline.
	They create Twitters.
	Everyone knows Twitter knows this.
	They put up a picture and then they like, oh, or TikTok.
	There's so many girls on TikTok.
	This is one of my favorite scams on TikTok.
	There's a couple of these girls.
	And you know that guy who like has a black, we know he has a couple black friends and he like makes videos letting us in on black people's secrets and everyone doesn't know how he knows.
	What?
	The guy who like who like who like says like a white person doing homework and then they're just doing homework and then it says a black person doing homework and then you just hear beep because they don't replace the batteries in their fire in their smoke detectors.
	Black people just don't do that.
	I've had black friends.
	They don't do it.
	They just don't replace them.
	I saw a video today.
	It had nothing about that, but it was a particular girl and she was just like ranting about something and in the background there was a little beep.
	Really?
	And it made me laugh because I never knew about that until you told me about that.
	But I was just like, oh, I guess some things are true.
	No, but so, but what they do is this, and this is really what I, so I, I, I got, I, I got caught by it because I was was bookmarking the videos at first for the show until I like researched who these this person was.
	Because I don't research for everyone who they are, but I go, oh, here's how it goes.
	So like, okay, I said before, like, I think Sigma memes are overused.
	I think it lost its meaning.
	I think it's funny in some regards, but it's mostly like everything's sigma now, right?
	No one even knows.
	And once everything's sigma, nothing is.
	It had a window where it was like kind of funny, and then there's still a good joke to it as well.
	But overall, like, it just gets ridiculous after a while.
	And so what I also noticed was that there was this increase of girls on TikTok who were very pretty, showed just enough skin to get a man's attention.
	So like, you know, just like just a little bit of cleavage, a little makeup, but they looked attractive.
	And they would make videos like, dear girls, like, here's, here's what your boy really means when he's not communicating to you.
	And it would be like, I'm just don't want to talk about it, not because I'm hurting, not because there's something wrong with me, but because simply I just don't always feel like talking about emotions and problems and I just want to move on with my life.
	And it would always be pretty accurate on all these like dear girls and like, here's what a man wants and all these things.
	So I started noticing more of these videos pop up that were like really, really, really accurate.
	And guess you know how crazy this is?
	They were all like probably hitting on guys like, you know, hey, if you want to, this is what a girl, I mean, this is how girls should behave.
	All of the videos linked back, they all had OnlyFans.
	So they were using showing guys what guys really want and meeting guys' emotional needs on TikTok and like being like, hey, girls, when a guy does this, here's how you should respond.
	And it was like geared towards women, but all the guys were like, yeah, finally a girl who gets me, who understands me.
	And she was praying and manipulating boys' emotions on TikTok to then get them to click on her profile, which was then a link tree to her OnlyFans.
	So it's the OnlyFans pipeline.
	They do it on Twitter too.
	But she was like, it was really smart.
	She was just making like pro-Sigma memes and like really trying to like relate to men that feel alienated and isolated.
	It was all pro-masculine, pro-everything.
	And it was like the most based woman I'd ever seen, but it was all to get guys to subscribe to her OnlyFans.
	So it was all fake.
	Because everyone knows that it's that semen retention is powerful and it's hard, but like you're not going to be based and red-pilled by subscribing to some horrors OnlyFans.
	Like that's just, but I'm saying, isn't that sad?
	Like it was like, it was genuinely probably one of the most impactful creators that I've seen as a woman.
	She got everything right, but it was all just to get people to buy porn, her porn.
	Speaking of, guys, if you just click the link below, you'll find something special from me.
	Yours truly.
	Just kidding.
	I would never, ever, ever do something like that.
	I never would do that.
	Elijah discovers chameleons, also known as pretty much most women everywhere.
	That's what I always love, is that secretly, almost all women in the media are just OnlyFans stars, but without the nudity.
	It's just like, it's just people trying to get attention, and I just feel bad if you sold your vagina for 20 bucks.
	It just pretty bad.
	Come on, Gil.
	That's brutal.
	It's pretty brutal.
	All right, moving on.
	We got a lot of good stuff here today.
	We have so much good stuff.
	Okay, so this is also what's we have more craziness.
	We have some really good stuff coming up that I'm really excited about.
	So this is back to the trans thing.
	This was a libs of TikTok put this up as an advertisement for homeschooling.
	This was pretty good.
	Where is this?
	Okay, let's go.
	Let's go here.
	Okay.
	Can we bring this down?
	Yes.
	Come on.
	What is going on?
	I'm retarded.
	Okay.
	Here we go.
	So, on a school visit, this is a J.
	I feel bad because someone was like, yeah, why do all the ugly trans people always have just like one letter names?
	But my name on Twitter is E.
	So it's like.
	So maybe I'm saying something about myself.
	It's a criticism.
	But J day them said, on a school visit, a principal had a cute slide introducing me, which included my pronouns, used my pronouns, and spoke to my expertise.
	I'm releasing past trauma and relearning that it's possible to be respected at work.
	The bare minimum shouldn't feel so good, but it does.
	And you definitely are putting in the bare minimum.
	Again, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	The bare minimum shouldn't feel so good, but it does.
	yeah like introducing you to your pronouns he's like i thought he was talking about the way he dressed No, I mean, that is pretty bad.
	It's a bare minimum effort.
	Yeah.
	But I'm saying they say, like, it feels really good.
	And I feel like that's very childish.
	Like, if I went to a school and they just got my name wrong, like, I would feel disrespected.
	Meaning, like, if they were like, hey, it's Dr. Panjuba and my name's Elijah, then whatever.
	But, like, if they got it spelt kind of wrong, like, dropped an F or just like, you know, misspelled my name or something, like, I'd just be like, ah, you know, it's a weird name.
	My name's like a mix of Hebrew and German.
	I mean, that doesn't always mix so well.
	So, you know, perhaps, perhaps there's a little bit of a mistake, but I don't care if someone gets my pronouns right.
	Like, I would laugh if they introduced me as a woman.
	I don't know why how you're an adult and you care about your pronouns.
	I don't understand it.
	To me, it's narcissism.
	But it's true.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yep.
	Everyone needs to feel special.
	And when everyone's special, no one is special.
	Yeah.
	So this is also, speaking of the woman's restroom, this TikToker is pushing back.
	A male TikToker, you know, you saw the urinal.
	Yeah.
	Which, by the way, so I want to first defend this TikToker.
	Because everyone's saying that this person should not have been using the women's restroom because they don't pass.
	But there was a urinal inside of it.
	I would say pass.
	Like, I mean, that's confusing.
	If there's already a urinal inside the bathroom, I understand you're allowed to use it, period.
	No matter what you look like.
	It's the right toilet for the plumbing.
	It's confusing.
	This man is going to come out with splashes of pee all over his trousers.
	Watch.
	Well, this is just lovely.
	I had a neighbor confront me for using the woman's restroom.
	I lived here for four and a half years.
	Everyone should know that I'm a trans woman.
	I've always been known as Kaylee.
	I've always used she, her pronoun.
	I've been having some stomach issues because of True Licidity, and I use the bathroom real quick.
	And they're single-use bathrooms, and it's the only place that I felt safe used in the woman's bathroom.
	Well, I got done and got out, and this neighbor was talking to another neighbor and started pointing out the sign.
	I knew exactly what she was talking about because there's a big old woman sign.
	And I'm like, is there a big old woman?
	Yeah, you're using the woman's restroom.
	You're a man.
	And I said, I'm a trans woman.
	And she's like, no, you're a man.
	And she kept saying that over and over.
	And she kept saying, you're not a she, you're a he.
	You shouldn't be using it.
	You were born a man.
	And just over and over.
	And honestly, I just lost it.
	Just lost it and just started screaming.
	I just couldn't handle it.
	I just, this is my home.
	This is my safe place.
	I should be able to use the restroom.
	The apartment manager knows I'm trans.
	Everyone knows my name is Kaylee.
	And then my group of friends, I thought my friends were all starting to yell at me saying I escalated and because she had two kids.
	I didn't even see the kids.
	They were there.
	I just lost it.
	Fight, fight, or freeze.
	And I fought.
	You don't know what it's like to be a trans person.
	And then my one friend started yelling at me.
	And none of us stood up for them.
	They blamed me that I was the one that was at fault.
	None of them stood up to me when this person kept calling me he, she, he, man, like triggering and awful.
	Like, I deal with enough on here.
	Like, my apartment should be a safe place.
	There's nothing safe for a trans person.
	There is nothing safe for a trans person.
	This is the life.
	And it fucking sucks.
	And even when you have your friends don't have your back.
	And then my one friend, Anat, just starts screaming at me.
	And I'm like, five starts screaming back at her.
	I'm done.
	These are fair weather friends.
	These are not the friends that I need, want, and deserve.
	And if I can't find it here, I will find it elsewhere.
	So I don't know.
	I'm so fucking triggered and feeling so awful.
	I just want to die.
	Fucking sucks.
	Here's what the men's and women's groups in the bathrooms.
	So you can see.
	And I thought I was dramatic.
	Here's the woman's.
	Oh, thank you.
	Yeah.
	There was so much going on there.
	It's almost unfortunate.
	Mari just kept sort of going on and on, and the whole situation with the friends and everything, it was sort of, yeah, it was sort of a bit...
	It's sort of unfair to even unpack that one.
	You know what I mean?
	Because it's like the facial hair, the food in the teeth, the missing teeth, like the need for a dentist, the need for hygiene, the obesity.
	Obesity.
	as well as the fact that that was the most non-passing that was almost so non-passing they should have been a figure skater for Finland Yeah.
	That's what I meant.
	And this is what I think is where the trans community really is losing.
	It's like the anger should be, I spent $80,000 and four years of my life recovering to look like a woman and I want to be accepted as a woman, which I think is your best argument.
	Is I look like a woman.
	I look like a sex doll, but still, I pass.
	And why is it that if I can't rape you because my dick is chopped off and I look like a female and I talk like a female and I have titties, why can I not use the restroom?
	It's gonna be, it's gonna harm, like men are gonna freak out if I try to use the men's restroom because I look like a woman.
	That would be their best argument.
	I should be the trans spokesperson.
	Is anyone can nominate myself for the trans community spokesperson?
	Because that to me would be the best argument if you're trying to like win this culturally of like, I look so much like the other gender that using my own gender's restroom would cause more problems.
	So it actually is ridiculous.
	So don't make it illegal.
	But when you just look like, you know, like this and you're like, I can't believe that they don't think that I'm a woman.
	It's like, well, do you believe it?
	Because that's all I want to know.
	If they believe it.
	Do your friends believe it?
	I don't think your friends, I think your friends just think you're mentally ill maybe.
	Yeah.
	Because if you believed it, wouldn't you try a little harder?
	Like, I'm not, like, I am being rude intentionally, but not to be maniacal or rude in terms of threatening.
	I just mean like, yo, you guys got to pick up the slack.
	Like, I'm actually the biggest cheerleader for trans people in the whole world.
	You guys got to work a little harder.
	I'm encouraging trans people to try hard.
	This situation is that the bathrooms were single use.
	Like, you go in and lock the door, and there's only one person in there.
	So, why is he like the whole point of women not wanting men to use the female restrooms is you don't want to be in a stall next to that or washing your hands next to that or waiting in line next to that or you know a space where you're going in to relieve yourself, whatever, put on makeup, gossip with your girls, or whatever.
	And I would understand a trans person, not particularly this one, because they didn't put much effort in, but feeling uncomfortable if they looked like a Dylan Mulvaney trans person, feeling uncomfortable in a men's restroom where there's lots of men around, right?
	And the urinals, whatnot.
	But if it's a single-use restroom, why are you using the women's one in the first place?
	Like, you're whatever restroom you use, whether the men or the women's, it's just a toilet and you're safe.
	Have you seen the restroom that I'm using right now versus the restroom you've been using right now, where we're staying?
	Yes, I have.
	Yeah, it's a disa disgusting difference.
	I know.
	I'm trying to, but hey, you know what?
	I'll just be completely honest.
	I can't be the only one.
	I take about three to four poos per day.
	Minimum.
	That's being, you're under estimating.
	I take incredible doctors.
	Do you know what?
	I would say, really are.
	They really are that.
	The other day, we went, we were at the beach, and we went to, I had to use the restroom, but the women's one was closed.
	So you had to take me into the men's one, and you went in to make sure there was no men in there, and that the coast was clear for me to come in to go to the toilet.
	And it was disgusting.
	It was one of the most disgusting places I've ever been in my life.
	Yeah.
	And sometimes the girls' restrooms are really not that nice.
	Like, they are really gross, but there's something about those boys.
	It's got to be the urinals.
	It smells.
	The air just feels like sticky and disgusting.
	It's just really traumatic.
	But yeah.
	I don't know what we were going on about.
	Nice setup for the beef turkey ad.
	This is not a setup for the beef turkey.
	There's no beef turkey ad today.
	But by the way, people are buying that beef turkey, which is great from our last live, and they are really enjoying it.
	People have finally gotten it.
	And it's actually, I'm really happy to say that they agree with me on the beef turkey from the last live, which is really good.
	Can I show this really quickly?
	Look at this.
	What kind of maniac would cut me off like that?
	That's horrible, but it's funny.
	Oh, I love real life is horrible, but also slightly hilarious.
	Okay, so let's go ahead and let's get into I'm gonna see if I can show this on the screen right here.
	Oh, yeah, I was gonna say, so speaking of the dick, is like here's some of the liberation scars, right?
	These are some of the scars from phalloplasty from cutting off the skin.
	This is the liberation.
	They cut off the skin on the arm, right?
	To make the fake penis, and that's how it looks from removing the skin.
	Why would you take it from the arm?
	I know, why wouldn't you just do the leg like a lot of people?
	Yeah, I would do like upper leg so you can like hide it with some shorts or like something like that.
	Why do people want to like I gotta be completely honest?
	If my dick got blown off, I just wouldn't even get a new one.
	Like it's just it's one and done.
	It's just you don't get to get a second penis.
	It's just not part of the game.
	You really would get another one if you're not.
	I'm not getting my arm chopped off and like because it doesn't look I've shown you a picture last time.
	It looks like one of the towers from the Little Mermaid cover.
	You've never seen this?
	Wait, what are we talking about?
	What looks like it?
	The fake penises.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I think.
	Now I need to think about that.
	If you did get...
	It looks...
	Well, actually, let me see.
	It looks like this.
	So I'm trying to bring this up.
	Can I bring this up here?
	Wait, hold up.
	Let me bring this up.
	I'm trying to bring up the little mermaid thing.
	Here it is.
	Hidden images.
	So, right here.
	Let me bring this up on the screen.
	The fake ones look like this.
	They look like that.
	Like, they just look like these, like, like fake minaret poles.
	Like, I look like I'm about to pray to Allah.
	Right.
	In fact, inshallah, my brothers, fake dicks are as close to an Islamic minaret that I want in this country.
	And I don't even want that.
	That's offensive.
	I'm probably going to get me killed in like 30 countries.
	But I'm not a big fan of Islam.
	I never have been a big fan of Islam.
	I don't care if it's rising in our country.
	I don't think Muslims are our ultimate enemy as the West because I think if we didn't bomb them and we just left them alone and didn't start wars, proxy wars in Syria and Yemen and cause massive migration problems, they would have probably left us alone.
	To be completely straight with you on that one.
	And then by the way, wasn't it so crazy that 2001 was an inside job and then they made us think it was Muslims' fault?
	And then they created like mass Muslim hatred in the country and really Muslims just wanted to be left alone.
	That's actually true.
	And then we found out we armed al-Qaeda.
	We armed ISIS now.
	We've armed the new government in Afghanistan.
	And really it's all kind of our fault.
	And then there was a little small country that was actually running all these proxy wars and then directing the United States.
	But we're not allowed to talk about that one.
	We'll leave that alone.
	But we are supposed to hate the Muslims.
	I just want to say it's a little too based for the show in this platform.
	But.
	I'm still thinking about what would happen if your dick got blown off.
	If I would want you to get it repaired.
	Why would you want to put children?
	I mean, what if the balls were made?
	But I couldn't produce sperm, though.
	Even if it was blown off?
	Even if just like part of it got blown off?
	Well, I think if part, and it was like a partial reconstruction, that's different.
	But the whole thing.
	Yeah, but like, like, because, you know, a lot of the development of phallic reconstructive surgery came from a guy who blew a teenager who blew off his penis with a shotgun.
	And like, there's like a really interesting thing in how they worked on it with children.
	The sperm died or it was still alive?
	No, he was just, he like blew off like the three-fourths of his penis with a shotgun.
	It was like an accidental misfire.
	And then they like, obviously he has his whole life ahead of him.
	And like people who have issues typically end up having problems.
	I want to bring this up though.
	This is actually really important.
	I ended up coming across a really horrible tweet thread that I want to read that is pretty, pretty, pretty dramatic here.
	Let me see if I can bring this up.
	Okay, so this is a year in the thread.
	This has to do with somebody who got the surgery, Tulip R. Ritchie.
	This is really heavy stuff.
	So this person said, I'm struggling to recognize myself in the mirror.
	I wish I had less dignity.
	I showed you what it looks like.
	It's effing awful.
	Like my arse crack has been extended all the way to the front.
	It's disgusting.
	I'm disgusting.
	It cannot be undone.
	It cannot be fixed.
	There is no reconciliation.
	You cannot tell me anyone else that it's going to be fine.
	It's not.
	I'm effed.
	Detransition slash transition are both lies.
	Neither happened.
	I just become a eunuch, overdosed on estrogen, and for a while took testosterone.
	Either way, I can't break the medical leash.
	I'm a customer for life.
	Whatever hormone I picked.
	True.
	Testosterone made me feel like the shit, to be honest.
	The energy I got back helped.
	But now I feel like my body aches.
	It took me last dose maybe four weeks ago and it's lifting.
	As a result, some of my hair started to turn white.
	Could be stress-induced too, but F that noise.
	All the time I've been on estrogen, so let's address the obvious elephant in the room.
	I still hate my body, even more with the surgery.
	I hate it even more as hair growth comes back, which it did.
	I also started, I also started feeling arousal, and it hurt.
	It actually hurt inside.
	Like the muscles were trying to move something that's jammed, but it didn't get the memo.
	It's gone.
	I don't want to feel that ever again.
	Sexless eunuch.
	It is.
	Does this mean I'm going to take pronouns and change my name?
	Nope.
	Does this mean I'll use women's toilets?
	Nope.
	Nothing changes.
	I'm just done with labeling it.
	It's about, it's nothing but a disaster.
	We're just men and women who have been warped with shitty ideas.
	No wonder people go back to the trans identity.
	Imagine if you did this as a teen, let alone your 20s.
	Do you know how impossible to feel whole when you're not?
	We have no choice.
	Fuck every single person that brags about how they, how many people re-transition.
	It's not because trans is right.
	It's only choice for them.
	What would you do?
	That's so brutal.
	Oh.
	That felt that was that was genuinely brutal.
	I didn't know the same.
	I pressed the wrong button.
	No.
	Yes, I did.
	No, no.
	I pressed the wrong button.
	No one believes that for a second.
	You are just a dick.
	No one believes that.
	That was.
	Are you really going to bring a dick into this?
	Because not having one seems to be what the issue is.
	No, no, no.
	I'm actually, actually, this person is really cool.
	I'm not talking.
	I actually feel really bad.
	Those were all just dark humor because it made me feel uncomfortable and I don't know what to do when I feel uncomfortable.
	And so I ended up just making.
	I do what I do in every situation where I'm supposed to be serious is I make a joke out of it and then I end up hurting people's feelings and then people hate me.
	And that's pretty much my entire life.
	So it's like, wow.
	Oh, yes.
	So that gives you guys a little peek into what marriage is like.
	Yes.
	Like I just ended up, I just end up making light of a situation.
	It's like, it's like my friend has like lesbian parents and it's like, my mom died.
	I'm like, ooh, which one?
	And it's like, you know, it's not a funny joke.
	It doesn't bring it to anyone together.
	But, oh, man.
	It's, it's.
	The worst part about this is that people go, oh, yeah, I don't feel bad.
	But like, I'll like meet people in person and they'll be like, remember that one time you did a clip and I opened up to my heart about my front ass and you made a joke about it with a sound effect?
	And I'm like, me?
	Me?
	Making light of a serious situation and joking about something I shouldn't?
	You've got if you've got the wrong guy.
	You've got the wrong guy.
	I mean, you know, we've only had our channels and stuff shut down multiple times and stuff for that exact very reason.
	But I don't do that anymore.
	I'm a changed man.
	That was me yesterday.
	I'm a new man.
	I've changed.
	No, I actually feel really, really bad for this person.
	I really do.
	It's not funny.
	It's horrible.
	And I mean that about the fake.
	I just don't think fake.
	That was my threat on how I don't think fake private parts do the trick.
	Yeah.
	It's like I think it might be better just to just live with the fact that I don't have this like and like learn to.
	Just you got a blown, you had a mangled peepee, like if it's just partial, like if you just like a saw cut off part of it and you're just like trying to like reconstruct it fine, but like from the ground up, removing your arm and going in that direction.
	I just don't feel like it's it's, it's gonna work.
	Like he said with the, with the surgeries.
	Okay yeah, I have to agree.
	Okay, so i'm just gonna give a trigger warning in the fact that I thought this would be this would get the channel marked adult content, but it turns out it's not, because this is has no adult rating on it.
	On Youtube, it has no adult rating and if you're five years old, you can watch this.
	And I do apologize uh, but Sam Smith came out with a new um video and um, this is a small clip i'm gonna play from the new video of a feminist women's rights video.
	This is also reminder, reminder.
	We got our last video, age restricted for showing that one trans person dancing in a bra in Mcdonald's.
	Because you can't have any type of sexual themes?
	Apparently absolutely not.
	And it gets age restricted.
	But this was not age restricted, this is for children.
	That Youtube literally said, oh, this is fine for kids.
	So yeah, all right, I think
	those are old men.
	Yeah, they were all men.
	That's all trans people.
	Why does he have stickers over his nipples?
	I don't know, but apparently I I even told Youtube, I go Youtube, that's a man with a bra.
	Like it's, it's not inappropriate.
	They're like, no, that's inappropriate, you can't, you can't show that on Youtube.
	It's it's, it's restricted, you can't we're you're, we're shutting down your channel for a week.
	We're restricting videos or whatever, which is it's already restricted.
	So you can't restrict a restricted channel.
	They've already told us the channel's restricted.
	How can you re-restrict a channel that never got it lifted?
	So this channel's restricted.
	But apparently that is not.
	Is that is child friendly?
	I'm taking it off the screen, but that's child, that is.
	So now I thought it was kind of gross and I was like to say the least, right like okay, it's just weird.
	I don't know why you two like, but of course everyone is like it's just gross, like it's, it's not like we're, we're mad about it, it's just this is just just unattractive like, even if you're gay or whatever, like you, it's just not, it's not what anybody should be looking at.
	Period, that should be canceled.
	Of course, leave it up to the feminists to uh, create this new thing.
	Sexuality is not only for thin straight people.
	Yeah, they're mad about this because people find this disgusting.
	Samsmith's new music video has people putting their homophobia and fat phobia on full display.
	Imagine putting on an outfit on, standing in front of the mirror, seeing this reflected back at you and thinking, I look um, I look amazing.
	Yeah right yeah, imagine that.
	Right?
	Yes.
	Imagine then.
	It said, I'm absolutely disgusted.
	What the hell is this disturbing content?
	Sam Smith's fat ass really just be doing shit.
	It's like, that's the correct response, right?
	To be fat and queer is already unacceptable.
	Okay.
	You know what I love is how they hurt their own cause.
	Again, I'm just going to become the queer spokesman right now.
	Okay.
	Like, why link your cause to other negative things?
	They have to, otherwise it's because the big thing about their cause is being inclusive.
	Yes, but I mean, like, that's what I meant where I need to become their PR person.
	Anything goes.
	Anything goes.
	But this is why I should be in charge of it.
	Because it's like, hey, okay, what's up?
	What's up, queers?
	How are you doing?
	Hey, what's up?
	We're just a bunch of queers.
	Okay, cool.
	So guess, I have some advice for you, queers.
	If you want people to stop hating queers, guess where you could probably start?
	Oh, what could I thought?
	I don't know why all my voices are the same voice.
	It's for Down syndrome people, for queers, for everyone.
	It's the same voice.
	I'm sorry.
	But it's our problem, not theirs.
	Yeah, but it's what, what, what, what, how, where, where could you start?
	Let me think.
	Not tying yourself to like transgenders and obesity, which is literally the number one killer.
	You want me to normalize queerness?
	Don't attach yourself to what killed three of my uncles.
	Obesity?
	No, it's talking about homosexuality.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	No, but.
	AIDS.
	No, but no, but meaning that obesity, me, it's number one killer of people in the world.
	Like, you just attached yourself.
	You're like, hey, how do we normalize?
	It's like, yo, we're really trying to normalize gayness and euthanizing animals.
	Like, well, that's a weird connection, you know, because no one really wants to euthanize animals.
	It's like, oh, well, we just want to normalize both.
	It's like, obesity, it's not going to fit.
	Like, everyone knows that obesity is disgusting.
	Obesity.
	It's interesting when they're like, oh, everyone's mad that he's happy or whatever.
	And fat, queer people can be happy.
	These same exact people who make these kinds of posts will get mad at, like, I've seen them get really upset in some places in the US or whatever.
	There's these, like, daddy-daughter things where the dad's, it's like a purity dance or, like, these different kinds of things where the father will dance with the father and make a pledge that she's going to be pure until she's married.
	And they'll be like, this is disgusting, whatever, and blah, blah, blah.
	Or taking your kids to church or things like that.
	They go, this is indoctrination and absolutely disgusting.
	But this isn't.
	This isn't, like, it's such an upside-down world.
	It's such an upside-down world.
	Right.
	When Sam Smith is, it's once again.
	And I feel like, I feel like feminists should be offended that men so often try to dress like women and wear women's lingerie, all these kinds of things, and are behaving like women, but they're men.
	They're sexualizing women or they're culturally appropriating women and the way that we express our sexuality and the lingerie that we wear or particular dance moves.
	Like the whole thing.
	But it was very feminine.
	But it was all.
	No, you're actually wrong.
	Oh.
	The truth is that you have a problem watching someone live their best life while embodying an identity that society deems wrong is triggering to you who are miserable with yourself.
	That's the truth.
	And even further.
	I am miserable with myself.
	Both of these people express themselves in ways deemed socially unacceptable as they should, but the reactions to them are consistently very different.
	I think we'd all benefit from asking why that is.
	No, they're not.
	Everybody gives that guy crap on the left.
	What's his name?
	Harry Styles.
	But also, I haven't seen that Harry Styles music video where he's dressed like that, but has he got a bunch of naked men shaking their booties and then busting champagne and taking it in his face?
	It's not fat phobic to say an outfit doesn't suit somebody's body.
	Why must revealing outfits be reserved for thin bodies?
	Because we don't want to see, it's the whole, like, okay, do people not understand something about sexuality, which I think is so weird for the people that make their whole identity their sexuality?
	Sexuality is linked to attractiveness.
	And one of the things about revealing outfits that is really important is that they are meant to reveal what?
	Your body.
	Well, why do we wear clothes?
	Well, because not everyone wants to see everyone else's bodies.
	But also, it's because some bodies are disgusting while other bodies are not.
	And it's one thing to like give your buddy shit.
	Like, I've seen guys that are so insecure, they won't even take off their shirt at like a pool.
	Dude, okay.
	Just take your shirt off.
	Like, I'll can guarantee none of the girls care about the fact that you're fat or whatever.
	They're just, just, it's the guys that might give you shit.
	And unless you're gay, who cares, right?
	Just go enjoy the pool.
	You should be fit, but whatever.
	I've gone through some pretty, pretty heavy seasons myself.
	But it's like with lingerie and sexy outfits, that's why they're called sexy.
	They're supposed to be if you look sexy.
	There's things called bikini bodies for a reason.
	Now, do guys love seeing titties in all bikinis?
	But I'm saying, like, the purpose of hard work and of working out and getting yourself in shape is to look attractive.
	Like, and that's, that's an objective standpoint.
	And when you look like Sam Smith, it's just like, hey, you're not attractive.
	You're overweight.
	You're on SSRIs.
	And you look disgusting.
	And it's not meaning, it's like, it's like, hey, do you want to see more of my disgusting body?
	And the answer is no.
	And then they go, oh, you think I'm disgusting?
	Yeah, I do.
	Why are you wearing a thong?
	Like, and like getting sprayed with splooge cannons.
	Very bizarre.
	Splooge cannons.
	Look, I know that's like sexuality is not only for thin people.
	Fashion is not only for thin people.
	Androgyny is not only androgyny?
	That's fucking demonic.
	Queerness is not only for thin people.
	No one ever said any of, like, again, no one said any of this stuff.
	No one said that thin sexuality, no one said this.
	They just said people, like, fashion isn't for, well, actually, fashion isn't for fat people.
	Fat people don't really look good in anything.
	But also, realistically speaking, it's like, do you ever notice like fat people that try really hard to have style?
	And it's like, dude, just lose weight.
	Yeah, but this is the thing.
	Anytime I go shopping with my mom, she's the most brutally honest person.
	If I try something on, she'll tell me, it doesn't look good on you.
	That style, that cut, whatever.
	If you go to get some, like, have like a professional dresser or whatever, some of these celebrities or whoever you are, you might have someone who professionally puts your outfits together and they will know the colors that look best upon your skin tone and you know the cuts around your neck or the different whatever to accentuate your body or to make it look a certain way or to that's gonna look the best on your body and i've i will go shopping Shopping with my friends,
	and we'll go, mmm, it's a pretty dress, but it doesn't really look good on you.
	The shape, whatever, the color, I don't know, oh, it's nice, but the colour, you know, mom, my mom will do that to me all the time.
	I do that for you when we go shopping.
	I go, oh, yeah, not on your body, or you'll say, whatever.
	That's fine.
	That's not mean or rude, but you're, but if you're overweight, that's off limits to say, that doesn't really look best on your body.
	Why don't you try this?
	You're not allowed to comment.
	Like, because why?
	It'll offend them.
	Everyone does it.
	We all want to go and have an outfit on that looks great on our bodies and our figure and our skin color and what we're wearing.
	We want that, right?
	Well, not everybody.
	And I think that's what the weird part about that video was: it's just like, it's like if you're fat, there's just other things you could be wearing, right?
	There's just other things you could be wearing.
	But like, also, people are bringing up interesting things.
	I don't know if this is a joke or not, but I just wanted to bring up one more woman posting their L's, which was this.
	If you're against incest, just say that you have an ugly family.
	Is she joking?
	I hope.
	I just thought it was funny.
	Oh, it's a good thing when you don't have any family.
	Life becomes easier.
	Oh my gosh.
	I also have a few other women fails as we transition to our next videos with Whoopi Goldberg.
	I just wanted to bring these up because I thought these were funny.
	These were like posts of the week.
	This one, this one I loved.
	Drinks ayahuasca to heal internalized racism and self-hatred.
	Is that how you spell ayahuasca?
	Yeah.
	I think so.
	I'm just going to say yes, because I don't know.
	And then has shamanic awakening for 40 days, can't stop hallucinating and receiving teachings from the universe and ends up in a psych ward.
	Marriage ends, goes bankrupt, and has to live in my mom's basement.
	Not a bad excuse, though.
	I mean, if you wanted your marriage to end and you wanted like some excuse, shamanic awakening is new, but it apparently worked.
	I could just see like looking at a girl that's like, that's like this, this girl looks annoying, you know?
	She looks like she's like, she looks like she's a little bit of a drink.
	She probably looks annoying to you.
	Well, I mean, I kind of agree.
	I was going to say.
	So what this reminds me of is that like androgynous character in a 90s sitcom before it was okay to have gay characters on TV.
	Is she wearing a ponytail or she has a boy's heck up?
	I mean, just a boy's haircut.
	So what I meant, this is like that androgen's 90s character.
	You know what I mean?
	Like where like you could have kind of like the character you might have thought was a lesbian.
	Her name's like Carol, you know, like in a 90s sitcom, but Carol's not allowed to be openly lesbian.
	Carol just doesn't like Carol's just mean to boys and doesn't date.
	You know what I mean?
	And it's like, oh, Carol.
	So this reminds me of Carol from the 90s sitcom.
	But the part that I love this was like drinks ayahuasca.
	Not that I'd feel actually bad if they just tried ayahuasca.
	It was to heal internalized racism and self-hatred.
	So I think that this is a mixed race person.
	This looks like somebody who's half black, half white.
	Reminder that if white people talk about race, it's racist.
	But if you're mixed race, then you're literally mixing races, but races don't exist.
	So I don't know where we stand on this anymore.
	But she drinks it, and then she has a psychotic reaction, which I think the craziest part about this, and this is where I think it was spiritual, she has a shamanic awakening, meaning she's receives teachings from the universe.
	She misspelled demonic awakening.
	Did you notice?
	40 days?
	She had a 40-day.
	That's a spiritual number.
	Wait, where?
	For 40 days.
	40 days.
	Number seven, spiritual, 40, spiritual, six, demonic.
	But she had a 40-day.
	Should a spiritual for 40 days and 40 nights.
	She had teachings from the universe.
	I have questions about ayahuasca that I don't have answers for.
	But I feel like if you're going to go and do ayahuasca, you can't go in demanding things.
	Like, she looks like she's happy about it.
	That she's happy that her.
	When you find a urinal in the woman's restroom.
	Yeah.
	Shamanic.
	Shamanawana.
	Ayahuasca.
	Yeah.
	I once put ayahuasca up my butt.
	What?
	That's how I met Filipino children that led me into my future career.
	Gave me wisdom from God.
	Do you know who I'm talking about?
	There's this one guy.
	I never know what he's talking about, but I listen to him all the time.
	I don't even think he's telling the truth.
	I think this podcast has just become essentially him making shit up on air, but it's so good.
	Do you know who I'm talking about?
	What's his name?
	Do you know who I'm talking about?
	Someone who just makes up lies.
	Yeah, he'll just be like, he just starts telling stories about his life that also like this, like make no sense.
	He'll be like, so yesterday I tried ayahuasca.
	I put up my butt for the first time and it was somewhat.
	It's kind of orgasmic if that's not gay to say.
	You know, it felt alright.
	I guess the gayest part was I had my friend do it for me because I didn't have the nerve to put it up there myself.
	And so I guess sort of a bonding moment, you know?
	My dad walked and it was strange.
	It was weird.
	The weirdest part wasn't the ayahuasca.
	It was my dad seeing my friend's finger in my butt.
	You know what I mean?
	But it wasn't even for gayness.
	It was to awaken.
	He has like a podcast.
	That's how he talks.
	And I'll listen to his podcast and I'm like, I don't know if anything you're saying about anything is true.
	But it's also, that's a weird story, my friend.
	That is a weird story.
	But haven't all of us at some point in our lives in school or whatever encountered like one of those people who just like lie about everything?
	And I had this.
	When I first moved back from Africa and I went to like a school full of like people, I was pretty ignorant.
	And there was this one girl in my school and she would just like tell me the craziest stuff and I'd be like, oh my gosh, like that's insane.
	Like that she would get stabbed.
	And this was like in like year nine or something.
	And I was like, oh my gosh, I like need to pray for this guy.
	Like, oh, it was like, so, it was so unbelievable.
	And I would tell my mom and she'd be like, what?
	But I totally believe everything she said to me, I totally believed.
	And it wasn't until like years later, I look back and I go, that bitch.
	She was lying about everything.
	And I was so like, I just like ate it up.
	Like, wow, that's.
	Because you're at a certain age.
	And all those girls now are experts on astrology.
	Those are the girls that have like Instagrams that are like, hey, you're a Sagittarius.
	And you're like, whoa.
	Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
	They're all in the star signs now.
	I had a guy.
	I remember there was this one teacher I had that would be like, yeah, and like, when I saved my son from like a demonic offering and like, you know, like, and he would just tell stories and I didn't realize he was like just a compulsive liar.
	But I also have to say, by the way, I thought you were going to guess who the person was.
	I don't, do I know who they are?
	Yes.
	Give me a clue.
	Mullet.
	It's Theo Vaughn.
	Oh.
	Theo Vaughn.
	He just, he just, I thought you knew who I was talking about.
	But Theo Vaughn just is just the guy who just like said, he just tells stories on his podcast.
	He's a comedian.
	Well, I don't watch his podcast.
	But that's what I'm saying.
	But there was a time where I actually, I think he had original stories.
	And he would probably talk about his life and growing up and like his struggle with alcoholism.
	And then he told a story one time recently that was so confusing that I couldn't tell if it was real.
	He was like, this is the craziest thing.
	Theo Vaughn goes, he's like, he's like, so like, you know, I was like, part of the reason why I quit alcohol or whatever, I think he said, he goes, part of the reason why I quit alcohol is I would like get involved in these crazy situations as you do when you're drinking.
	Like, I was at this club or whatever, and we had like a limo.
	And there was like this, like no, there was like this, like, poor immigrant guy, like, this, just this, like, brother.
	Like, he was, like, seriously, like, just like a black brother.
	And, like, he just looked like he was having a rough day.
	And I was like, bro, you want to come in and come to a mansion party, like, in a limousine?
	He was just like, you're joking, right?
	I was like, no, dude, like, let's just get lit.
	Let's have a good time.
	Just get in the limo.
	You know how you are, and you're drunk out in front of clubs, and you just pull people in.
	And so then, like, you know, we pull them in.
	We're like drinking bottles.
	We're having the greatest time of our life or whatever.
	And we get to the mansion party, and like everybody that you know who's anybody is there.
	And it's like comedians and actors.
	And like, and like, I'm like doing lines and like we're all having a good time.
	You know, it's one of those parties.
	And then like, you know, it's one of those places you check in your coat and your bag when you come in.
	No phones allowed or whatever because you never know what's going on there.
	And I'm like, and then like you just hear like a massive like shattering of glass.
	People start like screaming and like it's mayhem.
	And I come out and I guess like the guy like went into the coat room, stole everyone's coats and purses and like broke out the second story window and like ran away from the mansion with everyone's like purses.
	And I'm just like listening.
	I go, dude, I don't know what you ever done.
	Like, is this true or not?
	I have no idea.
	Anyway, I like him a lot.
	I find him to be very funny.
	So I don't know if he's just a comedian.
	He makes stuff up, but I enjoy it.
	Sometimes I make up stories in my head and just crack myself up laughing.
	No, but I was saying 40 days.
	This could be a lie, but I say it's true.
	Hmm.
	So this is the barely the we still have time on this.
	We have a lot.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So it gets worse.
	So Whippy Goldberg, let's get into Tyree Nichols.
	You know, we covered the protest that some looting that happened.
	Whippy Goldberg, speaking of more women, she decided to come out on top and explain why people don't care about Tyree Nichols because he was black.
	And she stated that, you know, I guess people won't care until we start beating up white people on the streets or something like that.
	When will the brutality finally lead to some police reform from the ground up?
	Because clearly, it doesn't matter if it's a white policeman or a black policeman.
	It is a problem in the police and the policing itself.
	You know, seems things don't seem to make sense to people unless it's somebody they can feel or they can recognize.
	But how many times do we have to do?
	We need to see white people also get beaten before anybody will do anything.
	I'm not suggesting that.
	So don't write us and tell me what a, you know, what a racist I am.
	I'm just asking, is that what people have to see in order to wake up and realize?
	No, I'm on a network television show broadcasting to perhaps millions of people.
	Now, I'm not saying that the way to end racism would be if you start beating the shit out of white people.
	So don't write me and say that.
	I'm just saying, but what if?
	What if white people did stuck in this shit and beat out of them in public and it changed everything?
	Have we tried that yet?
	And don't call me a racist.
	I'm just saying, what if we did start beating them all up?
	Have we tried it?
	Yeah, you did.
	You tried it for a year through the Black Lives Matter protest where we saw lots of white people get beaten up.
	And then they started demonetizing the police.
	What's that called?
	Defunding.
	That's the one.
	They defunded the police.
	What's this?
	Probably a lot of money.
	Why doesn't she do something?
	Yeah, she's worth $60 million.
	What's her salary for that show?
	Like, how much do you have to get paid to say that stuff?
	Dang, she gets paid.
	She's an angle of $8 million.
	What?
	Is she married?
	Does she have kids?
	I don't know.
	She's just skinny.
	I feel like she probably doesn't have kids.
	How old is she, too?
	Is she?
	How old?
	Let's see.
	Age.
	How old is Whippy Goldberg's age?
	She's 67, so she's fairly young.
	She's fairly young.
	But I do bring up the fact that it is weird that she is there.
	So she's 67, and that's pretty interesting.
	That is pretty interesting.
	So I don't really fully understand what she was trying to say.
	I know she was saying, like, black people, you know, are attacked and people only care when it's white people attacked, but I would say that's not a true statement.
	And you know what's not true, Whoopi.
	You fully know.
	Remember, I said people get paid to talk like this in the camera.
	There's a lot of shows that are like this.
	Like, you know what, Whoopie?
	I've got a thing to say to you.
	You tell her.
	I got a thing to say to you, Whippy Goldberg.
	For two years, white people were beat up in the streets.
	Did ABC cover it?
	No.
	Did your own network cover it?
	Absolutely not, which by the way, I think it's the same network.
	I think that's ABC.
	The fact is, is the more white people that are beat up and are killed, you celebrate.
	When the white skin turns red, because the blood's all drained out, your people laugh, they dance, they cry, they sing in joy.
	But you know what?
	Actually, I was gonna say, but they also only care when black people are beat up.
	It is true, though.
	And they only care when sometimes when black people are beat up, that's absolutely true, too.
	It's when they want to stoke racial division.
	Like, they just selectively pick when to stoke racial divide.
	It's a key kind of keeping us rattled against each other.
	They do.
	They just keep it going temporarily.
	But so I did like the fact that she said that.
	And I love the Hodge Twins' reaction that said, why do all these crazy ass people look like this?
	Which I do also know.
	Like, anytime someone has a lecture for you about racism, like a white person, I swear they look like this.
	Oh, my God.
	Like a sphincter with glasses.
	Wow.
	Sphincter with glasses.
	Shananoe.
	Like, this is like, what would her name be?
	Like, Tyson?
	You know what I mean?
	Her name's always like this.
	They always have these names.
	Tyson.
	Do you know I took off slow mode on the chat one time and then people bombed it?
	So I put slow mode back on because people can't handle the non-slow mode.
	What's going on in the chat?
	You can't show what's going on in the locals' chats.
	That's too inappropriate, huh?
	Okay, so give it a second until we get to something else.
	So look at this.
	This is this.
	I've got a message today for some white people.
	If we have white people listening, paying attention, I wouldn't mind if you would do this with me.
	We rub our chests, we find our heartbeat, and we say, we did this.
	We did this.
	We did this.
	White supremacy did this.
	Yeah.
	I'm talking about Tyree Nichols.
	Oh, I'm personally responsible.
	Who didn't do this?
	Hmm.
	The Memphis Police Department didn't do this.
	White Supremacy did this.
	Can I say the best part was the entire protest?
	Someone wrote me.
	They said, Do you know you were calling him Tyre Nichols?
	Tyre Nichols.
	His name is Tyree Nichols or something?
	Nichols?
	I was calling Tyree Nichols.
	It's because you don't like supremacists.
	And someone's like, Do you know that the entire show, you just, the guy is dead and you call him Tyre Nichols?
	And I was like, did I?
	And they're like, yeah.
	It was like the whole time, too.
	There's like, like, George Ventura's name's Jorge.
	And I got everyone thinking his name was George, but his name's Jorge.
	He's Hispanic.
	I've only ever called him George.
	Yeah, because I call him George, and he just let me do it.
	So now that's what I call him.
	Like, it's not just call people the wrong names.
	Like, oh, that's George.
	And then I'd introduce him.
	It's like, oh, where's George?
	And it's like, oh, that's not his name.
	His name's Jorge.
	That's so crazy.
	You didn't just rename people.
	Like, you can just rename all the cops.
	That's so cool.
	Yeah.
	It's Tyree.
	It's apparently Tyree.
	I'm wondering what this is.
	Come on, find your heartbeat.
	And now say, we did this.
	We did it.
	It wasn't the police officers that literally beat him to death.
	No, no.
	It was us.
	We did this.
	They all look like that, though, right?
	They do.
	That's like, she's like the kind of woman that I would really avoid if I was trying to get something done.
	Like you know, like when you have a parent and there's one parent that you'll go to because you know they're more likely to say yes with something like if you want money or if you want to go out, or something um, dad would always give me money.
	Every time I asked dad, he'd give it to me.
	And but that lady I would never ask her for anything and I would avoid her.
	She looks like someone who wouldn't want to give you anything and is always ready to give you a lecture.
	Actually yeah, I put up the wrong picture, I don't know.
	Yeah, I was wondering what was.
	Yeah, that was the wrong picture.
	It was supposed to be that.
	Um yeah dude, these are the people that always explain to you like, the first of all, they love taking you to like a local Tanzanian eatery.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, these are kind of people like local Tanzanian eatery.
	Yeah, like they love there's this great Tanzanian place and they love just getting Tanzanian food.
	Don't you dare make a face eating the kebabs or anything.
	If you make a face or you don't like no, they tell you all about it, like here's and it's got this little Tanzanian place and it's really great because the owner, Shaquil Shaquel um oh, that's not a very Tanzanian name Shangadungu shamba bamba, shamba bamba balimbi, balamba bamba, I don't know, the aboriginals are all like malambawamba gimba yeah, but that's different.
	Shambumbamba, imagine being in a society for 10 000 years and the best instrument that you made was the one that goes, that's like and we're supposed to respect them a long wooden stick.
	Yeah, everyone's like, hey, that's a, that's an ancient culture, 10 000 years, and that's as far as you got a lot, a lot of respect coming from me.
	I'll tell you that one, not a lot of respect at all.
	Oh man, oh yeah mate, but they're the first nation.
	I don't know if you call that a nation.
	That would be more like a gang, maybe like a like a city gang.
	Oh mate, don't be racist.
	I'm not being racist.
	I just want a civilization.
	What do you got?
	Like a golem situation going on here talking to yourself.
	I just feel like people here aren't honest about, about the realities of aboriginal people, like like, like they are in the U.s.
	About African Americans, meaning they like work, they worship people.
	Start to worship these people rather than just being honest, being like hey mate like, don't hate people because of the color of their skin totally cool, you shouldn't.
	But then like the deification of, like darker skinned people, you know, like this kind of person is the kind of person that walks into like a black owned shop and is like yes, I got this candle, it was made by a black person.
	And it's like, yeah okay, I feel like they love yoga, I love really big on respecting it.
	Yes, but these are kind of people that are like I shop at black only stores.
	Like this candle was handcrafted by black people.
	And you're like, so it smells like canola oil or something, or not canola oil, shea butter, like what I?
	What does that mean?
	What's the difference between a candle crafted by black people might be like what is the difference?
	Like, oh well, it's black.
	Only like these are the people that don't get it.
	Like um, what's that attitude that hold when you're like a condescending almost?
	Yes, it is literally like condescending.
	They go oh, but it's made.
	That's what I meant about it and they whisper when they talk to black people like it's like, oh yes, you have it.
	Do you ever see that?
	Do you ever see that one tick tocker who does um uh liberal, what he?
	He reenacts a lot of people, but it was liberal white woman in a black.
	Uh, a black owned and made shop.
	Oh, I didn't see.
	And he was like, and it was like this.
	And it says oh yeah, but like, and it's like um oh, This is so nice.
	Like, look at these mugs.
	How much is this?
	Oh.
	Oh.
	It's just like all handmade.
	It's all expensive.
	And it's like, they want to shop there, but you just don't want to, like, support a small boutique because the prices are a little bit like you'd rather go to Walmart and buy Chinese-made cups.
	Right.
	But you do like to go into the black-owned store.
	I swear, amount of white people I wanted to sock in the face who just like pretended to like deify black people.
	Like, I just remember I had like I had the black people I knew were like, cut that shit out.
	Like, remember people would be at Home Depot and be like, I stand with you to like the cashier who would just be like, Okay.
	Sir, do you want your plywood or not?
	Like, do you want me to check you out?
	And it's like, I'm with you.
	Now people roast it.
	But there was a time where if you were part of the Matrix and you didn't support Black Lives Matter, you got called out for not saying something.
	And then if you said something, you got roasted for it.
	It was a real catch-22.
	And it was people like this that were mad at you no matter what you said.
	It's true.
	I just got to say Wakanda forever.
	Wakanda Forever.
	Wakanda.
	I think I'll just play one more.
	I think I have one more.
	I never saw that movie, actually.
	Why?
	It never really stood out to me as something that I'd be interested in watching, but did you ever see it?
	I have one more video, but I can't play it on Rumble.
	I have two more videos.
	I mean, I can't play it on YouTube because it'll probably, like, I just can't play it on YouTube.
	So I need to cut the stream on YouTube.
	I'm going to close out on Rumble.
	See you later.
	YouTube is.
	We're going to go over to Rumble and let me stop the YouTube stream.
	Give me a second here.
	We're going over to rumble.com.
	You can just type in slightly offensive and go over there on Rumble.
	Rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
	Just go type in.

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