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Jan. 10, 2023 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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Why Are Healthy People Are "Dropping" On Live TV?!

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	Well, I know it's no shocker to you that people on TV are exaggerative, maybe put on a little bit of a show, but over the last year, we've seen dozens, if not hundreds of people passing out, having strokes, seizures, heart attacks.
	They're blaming things like climate change, racism, nervousness, being around families.
	I mean, the amount of excuses is pretty remarkable, but the thing that continues to remain the same is that people are dropping, some of which are actually dying.
	Others of them are having severe health issues.
	And we want to know what's causing it.
	We also have stories that universities are now enforcing Islamic blasphemy laws in the West in this episode of Clowntown.
	We have more health news that the scientists are now telling you that obesity can only be cured in children through pills and surgery.
	It all starts now.
	It is alive, approximately 10:45 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
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	Welcome.
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	Let's just jump straight into things and talk about this.
	So, you guys are probably familiar with this clip already, but the story develops.
	So, over the weekend, a clip started circulating from Edmonton News in Canada.
	We all know Canada is predominantly, it's like just like Australia, New Zealand.
	It's heavily vaccinated.
	Though, I do want to say, I think we agree, and we've talked to everybody here.
	The government is probably lying about the numbers because it says in Australia it's 97.3% vaccinated.
	And people here are saying that that's just lies to push compliance.
	Right, like to have the social pressure to make it seem like, well, everyone's going ahead and getting vaccinated.
	So, you're the odd man out if you're not.
	You're in the very, very minority.
	Yeah, so it's to make people feel like, oh, yeah, you're the only person who's currently not doing this.
	And so, I think, I think, realistically, I wonder how effective that strategy is.
	What do you mean?
	Does like peer pressure still work on adults in that way?
	Yeah, 100%.
	People don't like to go against the flow.
	People don't like to be the odd man out.
	I mean, it's pretty wonderful that if you comply, you may die, but of course, it doesn't matter because science will be by your side.
	Let's talk about this.
	So, this woman was on the screen.
	Name is Jessica Robb, and she gave a report.
	We'll explain what their explanation is.
	But this happened, and you've seen this all too familiar on live TV.
	If it doesn't, the case can be referred to the International Court of Justice.
	All right, so Jessica, how do families of the victims feel about this progress that has come just a week before the third anniversary?
	Well, people we spoke with say they were happy that something is being done, but this is something that they've been asking for since day one.
	So, for them, this is about a thousand days too late.
	Now, Maramon, I looking at the day, families are pushing feds to pushing the feds to sorry, Aaron.
	I'm not feeling very well right now, and I'm about to okay.
	We'll come back to me right now, and we'll make sure that Jessica, you are doing okay.
	Oh, shoot, we will make sure that Jessica is okay.
	So, and we will give you guys some update a little bit later to make to be okay.
	So, here's the trick on this video that a lot of people don't talk about: whenever I show this pit video to people, the turn of events was everyone thought this was going to be the person that had the heart embolism or the stroke, not Jessica Robb, who, by the way, you know, she looks like a very nice girl.
	She's got crazy eyes, though.
	Always be aware of the girls with the crazy eyes.
	Do you think she has crazy eyes or her eyes are just a little bit far apart?
	They call it pufferfish syndrome.
	What?
	I have like the opposite.
	My eyes are too close together.
	Like, my mom always used to make fun of me, and it was so rude because she would be like, I think I've said this before.
	If you're new to the show, she'd be like, God made this giant head, and then he poked two little holes in the middle and put your eyes there.
	Just boop, right in the middle.
	It's basically the opposite of Down syndrome.
	So, to everybody who says they look like Ryan Gosling with Down syndrome, guess what?
	The eyes are pushed in the wrong direction.
	That's called a Ching Chang bing-bong syndrome, which means that your eyes are tiny and they're too close together.
	Anyways, akuriya na hanama.
	Okay, so Mrs. Jessica Robb, apparently, by the way, she's fine, which I do, which I do want to say.
	I don't like the side of the internet that gets excited when people die.
	Like, it's like, I know people say these are evil people.
	They celebrated us dying from COVID.
	But remember, the average person who got the vaccine wasn't pushing the vaccine, didn't believe in the vaccine or not believe in it.
	They didn't think.
	Most people just aren't thinking.
	That's the reality.
	I don't think most people go around feeling like they should have a reason to distrust the medical, their doctors, or distrust these people who are in authority in their lives who you would think, like, you would think that your doctor has your best interest in mind.
	You know, they go to stay, what's the Hippocratic Oath or whatever.
	Their job and their passion is to help heal people and make people healthy.
	And so I think you wouldn't, normal people or the average person wouldn't automatically be distrusting of their doctor.
	That those are the people that you would trust.
	Like, hey, I think something's going on with me.
	Please help.
	Like, I am trusting you to help me and to keep me safe and to protect me and to tell me how I need to be healthy.
	It's your crazy wine ant that's like, oh, don't trust the doctors.
	But so, so obviously people started sharing this because, you know, in order to be working in that position, you need to be vaccinated.
	I mean, who knows?
	But, but here.
	Well, in order to live in Canada, you need to be vaccinated.
	Correct.
	Just to operate effectively.
	But so the CTV felt like they had to release a statement.
	Now, what's interesting about the statement is.
	I'm sure they did.
	Well, what's interesting about the statement is, is that how did that zoom in more when I zoomed out?
	There you go.
	Okay, so CTV Edmonton wrote a message and just said, a message from Jessica Robb.
	On Sunday night, a very personal and vulnerable moment unfolded as I reported live on air.
	And the message reads as follows.
	This was a message from Jessica Robb.
	On Sunday night, a very personal, vulnerable moment unfolded as I reported live on air.
	Since then, it has been shared thousands of times along with baseless theories about the cause.
	Now, I didn't make any theories.
	I did wake up today and I am working with an editor on the show.
	And sometimes there's tweets that pop up.
	I'm like, I literally have these embolisms in myself.
	I'm like, I feel like I got vaccinated in the morning because tweets are on my page.
	I'm like, who put that there?
	That I forget some people, other someone else has access to my Twitter account.
	So then I realized I didn't write that because apparently this person was triple vaxxed.
	So I, that's what I, Jessica rubbed us.
	That's what they said.
	Now, that's a legend.
	I don't know if the person was accurate.
	I think that they were, but let's just get into this.
	So we didn't make any theories, but they said to everyone who has reached out with supportive messages of well wishes and concern, thank you.
	It has been overwhelming.
	And while I can't get to all the messages, please know I've seen and appreciate every single one of them.
	I want to bring that up though.
	Like, that's what I don't like about the internet and the mob because we don't really know why these things are happening.
	And I like what I like what Mark Loebliner said, who's my fitness coach, who's, by the way, got me on a serious record.
	Things are doing very well health-wise.
	He said, you know, at this point, I'm not really concerned about being right and about proving that the vaccines are deadly or that they're causing this.
	Like, I don't care.
	The point is, healthy young people are dropping dead, having heart attacks.
	Kids are having cardiac arrest.
	If it's from COVID, long COVID, aerosols, obesity, I just don't care the cause.
	I want someone to be honest and I want it to just be figured out.
	Like, meaning, I would be loved to be wrong.
	I would love it if it wasn't the vaccines.
	I would love it if it's something else.
	And it may be.
	Let's just say it is.
	I don't want to be right.
	I want to correct an issue.
	And I agree with him on that.
	Like, it's not about being right here.
	So people are like, oh, you shouldn't have gotten vaccinated.
	Like, this woman may have never even heard that the vaccines may have adverse side effects because they didn't let the information get out.
	Even if you were trying to get information, which we're going to get into later in the show, the new Twitter files dropped with Alec Berenson proving that the Pfizer employees worked with Twitter and government agencies to censor people who question the efficacy of the vaccines.
	I know it's not a shocker, but the evidence is there now.
	It's like, we should not be celebrating random people dying.
	Now, I will flip that.
	If they were vaccine advocates and were suppressing the information and were for mandates, have at it.
	No, I just mean, do you know what I'm saying?
	Like, is the difference between just targeting some TV anchor versus like somebody pushed it?
	It's not like, I mean, I love watching like funny moments where news anchors or whoever is making a mistake or whatever.
	But it's not funny to watch someone like pass out or have a collapse.
	You can tell it's like, or it was awkward and she felt embarrassed and something was clearly happening.
	She's out of breath, whatever.
	But I think everyone's in this season of life, everybody's first question is, hmm, I wonder if they were vaccinated.
	And it just, as everyone's in the pursuit of truth, or like you said, like it doesn't matter what it is that's causing young people to just drop dead and have cardiac arrest and have these heart issues and whatever.
	But in our pursuit for what's going on, it seems that there is a common thread between all of the people, the young, healthy people are all vaccinated and we're not seeing any unvaccinated, healthy young people just dropping dead.
	Right.
	No, no, you're 100% correct.
	And this is why in the statement, she goes on to say, I also received an overwhelming amount of harassment, hatred.
	Oh, my God.
	The thought series about the reason for the incident, well, I'm not sure.
	Well, I will not share private medical information publicly.
	I can say there is no cause for concern and that my understanding of my medical background provides a reasonable explanation for what happened.
	I can, however, confirm that the situation was in no way related to COVID vaccine.
	So it is interesting that she was able to rule out that it wasn't related to the COVID vaccine.
	She didn't pass out from it.
	But she also said, by my medical history, I can't share with you what it is.
	She could have, look, and I'm also for this.
	If you're a public person, the public isn't privy to your private life, like at all.
	At all.
	Now, there's a little bit of a fine line.
	Like, if you pass out on TV, and then if you just say, I'm not going to address this, this is my personal life at my health.
	Like, you don't have to write that.
	You don't have to say, I'm not going to address this.
	Just don't fucking talk about it.
	Just move on with your life.
	And let the network release a statement saying she's okay.
	Yeah.
	Boom.
	But I love when people go, I'm not going to address this publicly, but I'm going to tell you, and this, I will not tell you.
	I'm making this public statement to say that.
	But I will not address this publicly.
	And I will also say this.
	I would never talk about my personal health, what caused this, but I will tell you what didn't cause this.
	Why?
	Just move on.
	So here's the deal.
	But this is the question.
	Is she vaccinated or is she not vaccinated?
	She said, here you go.
	Look at this, though.
	But they locked down the replies, of course.
	They turned off the replies because that's what the discussion is.
	The vaccine didn't do this and no one's allowed to talk about it.
	End of story.
	And here's the point.
	Jessica Robb, I don't want to mock you for passing out from maybe a heart embolism or a stroke or something related to the vaccine.
	I don't know what that's what caused it.
	But I would love for us to be honest because I don't want to see this happen to anybody else.
	And I sure as hell don't want to see it happen to children.
	And I'm not, that's why to everyone that's in the DMs mocking these people, screw you.
	That's rude.
	That's not even, it's not even becoming of an individual.
	It doesn't matter if you're race, religion, anything.
	But the vaccine didn't cause any of them.
	Like any of the footballer that's passing out, dying, the young guy that just dropped dead suddenly, this, the vaccine didn't cause any of that.
	That's never reported in the news.
	No one ever says that.
	That's people doing their own research going, you know, the side note of going, oh, by the way, they were vaccinated.
	Sorry.
	But it's never reported like, oh my gosh, there was a vaccine injury.
	Someone passed out or had a heart attack or dropped down randomly or whatever because of the vaccine.
	That's never the headline.
	So of course, the mainstream news is not saying anything about vaccines being the cause of heart issues or people passing out or dropping dead.
	They're not saying that.
	That's everybody else just using a little bit of common sense and putting two and two together and going, hmm, there seems to be a very obvious connection here that keeps on happening.
	And it's just a little side note about, oh, by the way, this person was vaccinated.
	Well, yeah.
	And so here's another example of this.
	This just happened the other day.
	I want to get the story correct here.
	Let me see this.
	So this was an old Dominion Men's basketball game.
	Emmo Eisen collapsed during a play in the first half of the contest.
	This happened in a, I believe this happened in a game that was against, I have it written down here against Georgia Southern.
	And I have a close-up of what's going on here.
	So, you know, he collapsed and he's having a heart issue in the middle of this.
	And this is serious stuff.
	I mean, and this just happened as well.
	And so it's, what is a strange thing, which I'll bring up in a little bit, videos all the way from like early 2022, late 2021, is I have seen strokes and seizures happen on TV, but they made it into like insane TV.
	You know, when you go watch those compilations on YouTube, and it would be like insane TV moments.
	And a woman having a stroke live on TV turned it into the top 20 most insane moments on news history.
	Because that doesn't happen.
	And the chances of that happening are rare and not common.
	If you have epilepsy or something, like with her, with this girl, Jessica, whatever, even being like, oh, because of my medical history, which is nobody's business, fair enough.
	But, you know, I understand why this happened because of my own medical history or whatever.
	Do you suffer with stroke or epilepsy or shortness of breath or these different kinds of things?
	Because perhaps is this something that's happened a few times when she's been live on air?
	Does this happen a lot?
	Because I have, I've worked with people who have like epilepsy or like that's seizures is epilepsy, right?
	I worked with a girl and we worked in retail and one day she just had a seizure and it was really, really scary.
	But there are people who genuinely suffer with it.
	Like that's their thing that they have.
	And at any moment they can just drop down and have their thing.
	But if that was an illness that you struggled with, maybe going on live TV is probably not the job that you would pursue.
	No, they would just say it.
	They would go, she has epilepsy.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Because it's not controversial.
	Yeah.
	It's not controversial.
	There's nothing that's just...
	Well, and also, so I was going to say, if she actually, Jessica Robb, if she didn't want to talk about it, the network would have made a statement and said, just so you know, our employee is fine.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And she will not make a comment.
	But to make a comment and say it wasn't the vaccine, but I won't tell you what it was is just weird.
	To me, it's weird.
	I'm a public person.
	I don't think you have to address your personal health or your life, but she's a vaccine.
	I feel like she should have a vision.
	Yes, but that's what I'm saying.
	But what's weird is, yes, but no, she confirmed she was vaccinated by saying it wasn't the vaccine that did it to her.
	She didn't say, I'm not vaccinated.
	But that's my point is like, it's weird to like, to address the, the, the, one side of people reaching out to you and not the other.
	I don't know.
	I find that weird.
	Maybe you don't in the chat, but I do want to bring this up.
	So there's that.
	Now, this continues.
	This was from the other day from The Blaze.
	Oh, okay.
	What was a drumbeat for?
	I don't know.
	It's a great news organization that makes news.
	All right.
	So MMA phenomenon Victoria Lee died suddenly at 18.
	I wonder.
	This just happened yesterday.
	I don't know what day it is in the United States.
	This happened yesterday.
	18.
	18 years old.
	Now, here's the point.
	I don't know if this person was vaccinated because this is the MMA.
	And I feel like the MMA is not pro-vaccine at all.
	So I don't want to just feed into the conspiracy, but I also have to say that's a tragedy at 18 years old that somebody like that died so quickly.
	And more importantly, it's hard to know.
	And I don't like that we're just documenting everybody's deaths as died suddenly because people do die of crazy stuff.
	Like, I had a friend whose brother, I'll just say his first name, his name was, I'll just give his first letter of his first name, his name was Jay, and he had an older brother.
	Uh, they lived in Colorado and one day he just had a stroke and he maybe it was a heart attack, I think it was a stroke.
	He was young, like in his 20s, and just passed out on the lawn, was out without oxygen, he was on um ventilators and uh um, his wife ended up pulling the plug, letting him die, taking the son away from the family, never letting the family see the sun.
	Now, now that the thing was like never letting them see their, their grandson or their nephew.
	I don't know what would happen if that was foul play or whatnot, but I will say I have had like directly friends and I went, I flew out to Colorado and spent time with my friend.
	I'm very much there for people in times of need like that.
	I won't um, i'm not like one, i'm not always there all the time, I can't pick up every phone call and every text message, but if you're going through shit and you need someone, i'll help you.
	Um, I told you, ever since my friend called me the night he killed himself, I always know to pick up the phone, so the the the problem with this is is, like I knew, no people have strokes and heart attacks.
	I just don't remember it at this frequency now.
	Are we in the middle of a causation effect, like?
	Is this happening more frequently, or are we just reporting on it more because it works in the right wing news?
	A good example of that would be uh, draft child drag queen shows which, by the way, have been very prevalent for a decade and everyone pretends to care and i've always mentioned the obsession with child drag shows is um, a.
	It started with partially, with us bringing tick tocks and like, with the rise of Libs, of Tiktok and whatnot, pushing it into the right wing, but we got over that, like a year ago.
	But the mainstream people adopted the making fun of tick tocks and the left and um and the uh, the child drag shows because they all got vaccinated and pushed the vaccines and they're trying to distract and make themselves seem morally superior, while they also are, you know, partially responsible for the deaths of millions of people around the world and so, and then a lot of the smaller creators and journalists and people then latch on and create that content because the bigger shows will cover it and it becomes part of the mainstream narrative.
	On the right wing however, it's pretty fucking irrelevant.
	It doesn't actually change anything.
	It's been going on forever and i'd like to say the right wing never spoke out against child beauty pageants, which are literally the exact same thing.
	I'm just gonna say that's the same thing.
	The child beauty pageants are the same thing.
	Never gave a shit for 30 years that that was going on, but suddenly care about this.
	I just don't buy it.
	I mean, I think it's disgusting, it's reprehensible.
	But, by the way, like one out of four people are molested.
	So if you didn't know that kids are getting taken advantage of uh, go follow Yako Booleans and see the reality of what's going on.
	Listen to Laura Logan, my podcast with her, about what's happening.
	Meaning, I'm not saying we shouldn't expose darkness and we shouldn't try to, you know, talk about it.
	I just mean like sometimes the right wing gets fixated on talking about things just because they're clicks and it becomes part of their movement, but it does literally nothing for us.
	So I don't know if this focus on people dying suddenly, if we can't prove it's from the vaccine, does anything else but generate clicks for headlines?
	And maybe I'm doing that right now.
	I don't know.
	No, but that's what I'm trying to be honest about the stories.
	It's like, I don't know if it's all from the vaccine, but I want to know why.
	Is it a media over-reporting?
	Is the media, you know, hyper-inflating this?
	Or is it that this is actually even more common and the media's suppressing it and that they're not explaining how much of this is linked to the vaccine?
	I don't know.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, it's hard to know where to go here.
	And I do find this to be, unlike child drag queen shows, actually advantageous because everyone likes to scream about child drag shows and do nothing about it, except in Florida they are.
	But this is serious.
	Yeah.
	And with the child drag shows and stuff, that is like a symptom of where our culture's at.
	And you can't be trying to fight the symptoms.
	You've got to get to the root of the problem.
	We legalized gay marriage.
	We are so accepting of just this degenerate homosexual culture or even transgenderism.
	You can't even say, misgender someone or this or that.
	And we just have a very incredibly sexualized culture where it seems like this is the drag shows is just a symptom of what's going on.
	The sexualization of the kids, you've got TikTok, you've got all these kinds of things.
	You can't go on any social media site without seeing porn.
	Even me, I have never sought out porn.
	I've never watched it.
	But I follow meme pages on Instagram.
	And every once in a while, you just have these like naked women just do it.
	That happened yesterday.
	I try to download a video.
	I literally.
	It's just so in your face.
	You don't even need to go there.
	No, but guys know this.
	There's a YouTube video downloader and it always takes you to download a YouTube video to another page.
	And today I was trying to type in Stripe because of no, no, I was trying to type in Strip.
	Oh, you just misspelled it and spelled strip.
	No, no, I was spelling Stripe.
	I didn't go to a website and I saw that like one of the last websites, because you were the last one on the computer, you were working on your classes, and one of the last websites said stripchat.com.
	And I go, you're, what?
	Hey.
	Let me just click on this and see.
	Surely this isn't what I was like.
	No.
	Let me just see.
	I was doing research process research.
	He calls me over.
	Hey, look at this.
	Look what just came up.
	Yes, darling.
	You don't have to.
	Just in case I see the search history or anything else.
	No, no, but no, but I realized that that was then the one under it said like video downloader, meaning it's impossible to avoid certain things.
	Yeah, it really is.
	And if you're a young man or girl, or what doesn't even matter if you're just a kid and you have any kind of social media app, or even if you're just going out with your parents and they take you to a drag show, it doesn't, it's just, all of it is just a symptom of our sick, sick, sick culture.
	I don't know about you guys, but growing up, if there was ever, if we were watching a movie with mom and dad, if there was any even kissing, let alone any of the other stuff, if there was kissing, quick, look away, look away, look away, look away, mom and dad would, they would fast forward and they would cover our eyes and look away, look away.
	Yeah, did your parents do that?
	I wasn't allowed to watch films.
	Well, we, anytime if we were watching a movie and something came up, mom would just be like, oh, look away, Like it was just so, my parents were very protective about that sort of stuff.
	But you can't avoid it now.
	There's not a single movie that you can watch that there's not a homosexual character in.
	Or for some reason, even just like rom-coms now, there always has to be a sex scene.
	It's like, but why do you need a sex scene?
	Why can't there just be like just that they kissed, like just stop, you know?
	Because the boys love it.
	But that's actually the truth.
	Are the boys even?
	I think they're trying to F up the girls because I don't think boys watch rom-coms.
	Yeah, they go.
	They take their girlfriends.
	No, girls don't go alone.
	Who goes to the cigar?
	Well, I don't know, but I don't know, but I'm going to say this.
	But my point is, is like you said, it's about distracting us with our urges because it is hard.
	I think things are difficult to overcome.
	And this is where one of the most difficult things in our society to overcome is deception.
	Because when you see this, former PSG football player and Olympic champion, Madess Modest Mbambi dies at age 40 after a heart attack.
	It's like, I have a few more examples of this.
	It continues to go on.
	This is just from this week.
	Like this also, these are images of people who have had cardiac arrest, cardiac arrest, as well as you have Dahmer Hamlin, who's 24 years old, suddenly had a comatocomplipis.
	I don't even know what's called.
	I'm just making it up too.
	Uchechi Noani, J.J. Watt, Henry Anderson, all COVID vaccinated.
	Parius Harrelson, Max Mitchell, Alaric Jackson, they're either dying or having heart issues on the field.
	And although I do remember, though, there was like legal forms of meth that we used to take in high school to go to the gym and work out.
	And people got tumors in their chest from it.
	So I know that, you know, it's crazy because back in my day, there were certain things you ingested and took that could mess up your heart when you played sports.
	But every other drug is banned.
	Imagine this.
	You know how many drugs are banned from being in the NFL?
	I was telling you this, like everything's banned in Australia.
	I used to drink kratom tea back in the U.S.
	It was a normal tea.
	Sell it at a gas station.
	It's illegal here.
	You can't have it.
	Everything's illegal in this country except for getting like quadruple vaccinated.
	Some people are on their fifth shots here, I've heard.
	I've met somebody who's told me that they know people on their fifth shot here.
	And Biden just today said that his best advice for you to start out the new year good and healthy and to kick off, although he just got caught with classified documents and might be impeached, was that he said to get your booster again.
	Dude, I'm sorry, but I'm not doing that.
	When healthy NFL players are dying suddenly and all this stuff is happening, the last thing I'm going to do for my future children is ever put that crap inside of them.
	I'm not doing that.
	And are they, I guess I don't really watch the news, so I don't know if they're pushing this narrative, but what's the latest with COVID?
	Like, what's the benefit of continuing to push the vaccines?
	Because I think everyone is on the same page now that it's not going to stop you from getting COVID.
	It's not going to stop you from spreading it.
	It's not going to pretty much do anything.
	So we're continuing to push it because.
	Well, there's a lot of reasons.
	I mean, it's the government.
	This is what the government does.
	Like, are people still scared of COVID?
	No, You know what the government does.
	So we flew through Canada to get here.
	Now, people keep, if you're new to the show or this is your first time, there's no vax requirements for Canada or for Australia right now.
	Now's the time to go.
	If you ever want to visit Australia, go now before the next scamdemic hits.
	But here's the most important part.
	As you go through Canada, we noticed that there was an extemporaneous amount of checkpoints that you would go through just to get through customs.
	And we realized that a few of the checkpoints were actually probably previous COVID vaccine passport checkpoints and or thermometer, you know, what's it called, temperature checkpoints, et cetera.
	We realized that there was a bunch of checkpoints that looked like they were for COVID.
	But since the requirements went away, what does the government do?
	If they take away the requirements, but they started a program, not only do they continue the program, because now they just turned those checkpoints into checking our documents for like the sixth or seventh time.
	So not only do they keep it, but then they sign bills to require additional funding to keep the jobs.
	So they keep the jobs for the program that ended, then get additional funding, then run over budget, then ask for more funding to keep jobs that don't need to exist.
	And so COVID is its own machine.
	It's like the military-industrial complex.
	It's that big pharma and big health and big medicine were already this machine.
	This is just what works now.
	And the thing is, is like, you know, the military-industrial complex with big pharma and big health with surveillance.
	And so the economy and health, you know, health has to do with control, right?
	The economy has to do with control.
	The health has to do with control.
	So it's money, power, and control all sort of mixed into one.
	And you have this trifecta.
	It's the true intersectionality.
	They have us focused on how non-binaries and transgenders and Native Americans who got fucking pwned over 200 years by the United States, pwned.
	That's what they said, right?
	Everyone says, everyone says that the best thing I ever heard recently was, and I agree with this, I'm totally for removing the Redskins from the Washington football team's name because sports teams should only have winners as their names.
	And nobody lost worse than the Native Americans.
	Now they're the Polkie Pigs team.
	No L's on my sports team.
	So I also, I thought it was so, so, so interesting, though, with all this stuff that that's the intersectionality is they just, they want the power and control, and this works as a vacuum for that.
	Now, like, this was happening in early 2022.
	If you remember this comedian, she has cast.
	He's like, seriously.
	So nice.
	So nice.
	It's like living in a dystopian mindset.
	I only brought that back up even on my Instagram.
	People got mad.
	Like, this is old.
	Well, guess what?
	I had it deleted off my Instagram page when I shared it last year for spreading COVID misinformation.
	So a lot of people did.
	This was deleted from many people.
	Now, I think this, this comedian, she is Catholic.
	I'm pretty sure she even, she made a joke about God, then falls over.
	I just found that to be a little ironic.
	If you still don't believe in God.
	Look what happened to Jake Paul.
	He said believing in God was stupid.
	And then, do you know what scares me sometimes?
	Sometimes I go on the internet and I'm like, whoa, I see this video.
	Like, really, like, that one guy showed the scam from Jake Paul.
	You know, he like scammed his followers in a crypto scam out of like a ton of money, millions of dollars.
	I don't follow those guys.
	Yeah.
	And then like the video that uncovered him, that's like this big guy with millions and millions of subscribers and like has all of these followers and stuff.
	I'm like, wow, this guy's really legit.
	Then I go to find him on Twitter, find out he already follows the show and DM'd us or whatever.
	And so these are good people.
	Good people that are investigators follow slightly offensive.
	And that's a very good thing to know.
	But I don't, I'm not into, he uncovers like scams, crypto scams, stuff.
	I don't do that kind of stuff.
	I will say though, he made fun of the belief of God and then he got checked at the door.
	I mean, I respect people who believe in Islam more than I respect like atheism because I don't, I think I shared this.
	Guess who shared this?
	It was Josh LaCash.
	That was just like, and I shared it too, though, but I was just like, we were laughing about how like, so this is what people believe.
	And people will tell you, like, dude, believing in God is so stupid.
	Like, why do you even like believe in God?
	You know what I mean?
	Like, how dumb is it to actually believe in God?
	And then they will like consider, let me see what this is.
	Ooh, there's a lot of interesting stuff going on here on the internet right now.
	A lot of stuff.
	Ooh, there's a lot of stuff going on here.
	They'll mock you, but then they have a religion that's like way weirder than Christianity that doesn't have any real evidence.
	And I always get lectured about this stuff from people who don't know what they're talking about at all.
	You ever seen this?
	Like, people talk about like pre-human species.
	You ever seen these?
	Is he wearing undies?
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Yes, he is.
	That's Sam Smith.
	Hey, yeah.
	I don't know what happened.
	He's like a merman.
	I know, I know.
	It's really disgusting.
	I don't know.
	Why?
	Why?
	Also, on a side note, with him being basically 100% naked, why is it that being confident in who you are means that you have to take off your clothes and post pictures of you in your underwear on the internet?
	But it's always fat people.
	Yes, but it's like, I'm just as beautiful as those skinny girls and I can wear a bikini and I can do this and whatever.
	But why is loving the way that you look and feeling confident in who you are, even if you're overweight or if you are missing a leg or you have a skin disease or whatever it might be that you are insecure about and you want to feel confident in, why is it that in order to prove that you are confident and love your body, you have to show yourself naked on the internet?
	I feel confident in my body and I have no desire to post myself naked on the internet.
	It's because you came from this.
	You know what I mean?
	People will be like, dude, God's so stupid.
	I believe in, hey, you believe a book written by men?
	Oh, this is so emotional.
	I'm seeing my granddad right now.
	You believe in a book called The Bible written by men over thousands of years?
	I believe in a book written by men over the last 300 years.
	Yeah.
	And because everybody knows that everyone's smarter today than they were, which is why concrete today lasts for a couple decades while Roman concrete lasted for thousands of years.
	We're smarter today.
	And you know what?
	This is all provable.
	It's scientific.
	Do you seen the scientific community create mass delusions and conspiracies recently that have suppressed the truth, stopped reality from coming out lied and fudged data?
	I have not seen that in the last several decades.
	Nobody has evidence of that.
	Science is real.
	And you know how you know evolution is real?
	Why wouldn't they stop?
	They taught me it when I was young, when I couldn't comprehend anything.
	One of the first things they taught me was the world was hundreds of millions to billions and trillions of years old.
	Dinosaurs were never around when humans were around.
	They started when I was young.
	When was propaganda ever most effectively began at a very young age by a state institution?
	I don't want your bullshit.
	I want to believe in this because it makes me feel better.
	It allows me to accept the world that I live in is the only world that exists and ignore the reality and the overarching connections that there is something greater and bigger out there.
	And I'm going to sit here and think I'm better than everyone.
	Meanwhile, I'm like, daddy, is that you?
	Yeah.
	Every time I see a rock, I'm like, oh, that's just like my great, great ancestor.
	First, the world was like nothing.
	And then there was like, I guess something just happened and it was basically all rock.
	And the rock just like melted over years.
	And then out of in the melting rock came like a little germ that basically thought it knew it needed to eat even though it didn't have a stomach.
	So it developed a stomach and then it would realize, oh, I have a stomach and I'm hungry, but I don't have a mouth.
	So let me develop a mouth.
	And it just like knew all these things.
	And then, but because it was the only thing, it didn't know what to eat.
	So then it, so then it's like have you ever worked in science?
	Have you ever worked in science?
	These are all autistic people who don't understand the metaphysical.
	So they're trying to understand it through natural means because they're autistic.
	They have a disconnect.
	And so if you actually worked in it, you'd understand that a lot of these people don't even believe what they're actually saying themselves.
	But my favorite part about all this too is it's like, where's your evidence that this didn't happen?
	Where's your evidence that it did, science guy?
	Yeah.
	Take a gander evolution, evolution, dude.
	It's like, how about this?
	How about we get a room that's completely empty and we just wait and watch for millions upon thousands of years and wait and see if something happens, if something grows in the room, if an animal forms or a human.
	The only thing that grows by spreading the evolutionary principle is the power and control of the government by making you think the world always was and always will be.
	So it's a medication of the masses.
	It's a very specialist.
	It's a medication of the masses that you have.
	It's a no-rock.
	Exactly.
	You have no value.
	It is a godless atheist ideology.
	It pushes this idea that the world was and always will be, that you don't have anything to worry about, that you're cosmic dust, that you came from something that is less than you, that you are evolving, that you only have fallen nature because there is this evolution and this development.
	It is not that you were born bad or that you were born wrong.
	In fact, you are in the most perfect state and the most advanced state that your humanity has ever been.
	In fact, you are so evolved and so perfect and close to what you can be.
	Not only do you live for yourself, but you should shame everyone who believes in God.
	It is a very strange religion.
	I think it's one of the strangest ones.
	And it's fun to talk to people considering the fact that, although I make light of it here and have very, very, I should have more, I should have a conversation with a, I remember one time I was on a show and someone invited an evolutionary biologist on to make me look stupid and it didn't work.
	So it's like, it's literally the stuff that happens.
	And I just got to say, it is interesting when you look at things like this, that this is what happens.
	It's because you go, well, they wouldn't lie to me.
	Well, in the midst of all of this, Dr. Fauci literally says that everybody who thinks this could be related to the vaccines is actually a conspiracy theorist and is absolutely spreading lies.
	And we need to make sure that we take alert of who they are.
	But I do want to share with you guys something amazing today as well, which is so awesome and a way that you guys can continue to take back control of your life.
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	Cigars are like 50 to 70 bucks here.
	And they make you smell.
	A lot of you guys have maybe a bad habit, an addiction or whatever it is.
	And either A, you're looking for a way to get the nicotine buzz in that way without all the smell.
	And I'm not allowed to say, you know, without harmful chemicals in terms of like scientifically, but for me, I don't like the additives that are inside of all these other products.
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	Let's check this out.
	So I do think that's cool that there's alternatives to smoking.
	I like that.
	And a lot of people are trying to quit smoking and it's a good alternative.
	But remember, they said smoking's bad for you, but the vaccines are good for you.
	This is Fauci saying that everybody who's against the vaccines are conspiracy theorists.
	We need to actually watch out for them.
	Listen to this.
	Collapsed on the field.
	You're not an NFL expert, and you're not an expert on any cardiovascular issues the player might have had.
	But what I want to ask you about, Dr. Fauci, is, as I want to do in moments like that, I kept an eye on Twitter.
	And I can't tell you exactly how many minutes transpired, but it was less than 20 before people on Twitter began to say, well, clearly the vaccine caused his seizure.
	And that had a multiplier effect on Twitter, as these things tend to do.
	what's your reaction to that well my reaction is one of concern about isn't it horror Borderline?
	More than concern?
	Yeah, it's horror that misinformation and disinformation when you have a platform like social media that exponentially spreads in its best form proper and important and value-added information can spread, which is good.
	Yes.
	The thing as a public health person and as a physician and a scientist and my identity as a physician is the thing that gets pained the most by that.
	Because what that means, Major, is that yet again another conspiracy theory, complete nonsense, is going to have some people make a decision for themselves and their family not to get vaccinated, which may cost them their lives.
	So that's the thing that's so horrible about it.
	And if you want to go out spouting nonsense, conspiracy theories and spreading it all around, fine, except if it results in a person suffering and perhaps dying.
	And that's what happens when disinformation disincentivizes people to get proper interventions for a threat like a pandemic.
	Something he's speaking to himself.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, we don't want people to give disinformation that puts their lives at risk.
	How about you just clear it up for everyone then and say, A, he wasn't vaccinated, or B, he's already suffered with heart conditions before the vaccine.
	Why don't you just clear it up for us?
	Because there seems to be a pattern.
	People keep dropping dead and dying suddenly or having strokes or heart attacks and no one is giving any explanation as to why.
	It's just like, oh, this just suddenly happened.
	It was totally bizarre and out of the ordinary.
	And we're not going to give you any kinds of explanation for it.
	So yeah.
	So if you feel like, oh, this is, your people are having conspiracy theories and things, why don't you clear it up?
	Why don't you get rid of the conspiracy theory by, oh my gosh, Elijah.
	I don't know if everyone can hear that.
	But also, I just read an article that New South Wales, the state in Australia, have the hospitals have now been ordered to stop reporting because they were keeping track of people who were being put into the hospital for having COVID-19 and whatever.
	And they've now decided to stop recording the vaccination status of the people who kept getting hospitalized with COVID because none of the people who were being hospitalized with COVID were unvaxed.
	In fact, they were all vaccinated.
	And the majority of the people that had been collected their vax status, the majority had had four or more vaccines.
	Well, yes.
	And they were the ones hospitalized, but no one who was unvaccinated was hospitalized.
	So we're seeing all kinds of different information going.
	It seems like the unvaccinated people aren't struggling with COVID or health issues or things like that because they're just regular, healthy people.
	Of course, people, regardless of their vaccine status, are going to have maybe pre-existing conditions or whatnot.
	But for the most part, if we're just looking at healthy people, unvaccinated people don't seem to be going to the hospital, and yet vaccinated people do.
	And then we're seeing healthy people just dropping dead or having these heart strokes, and they're vaccinated.
	And people are going, is there something going on with this?
	Because we all know this was a trial vaccine.
	It just came out.
	It's only been out for a few years.
	We haven't had long-term studies and whatever to see.
	And no one is giving an alternate explanation of why this keeps happening.
	No.
	And I think that when, like, I was going to say, the editors that I'm working with now sent me a little edit of tomorrow's episode of the podcast.
	Don't forget this is a podcast that comes out at 3 p.m. Eastern time Tuesdays and Thursdays.
	And we have one tomorrow talking to experts about the new self-assisted suicide bills where they're pushing it now.
	It's not just an option in Canada, but it's all about how they're trying to get people to kill themselves in Canada to avoid any strain on the healthcare system.
	But like when Fauci talks, I feel like I get this kind of like vibe.
	Like when she was talking, watch.
	Incest between a father and daughter.
	These incest.
	I love that one.
	Between a father and daughter.
	We should put that on your soundboard.
	I love it.
	I love how it's just like she was speaking and I just go like.
	Incested between a father and daughter.
	Well, that's a really good question.
	I actually do my hair.
	I actually do my hair and like take time to get ready for my podcast.
	This show, I'm just like, what's up, bitches?
	No, it's been a crazy time.
	It's been a crazy time.
	We have really good stuff coming up this year, by the way.
	Make sure you follow Instagram because I have a new strategy on Instagram.
	I'm actually updating really cool stuff on there all the time.
	So you got to follow our Instagram, slightlyoffensive.tv.
	Make sure that you're following there as well.
	And you can follow me on Twitter for updates all the time.
	I spend less time on social media these days, but I'm still updating it and I'm really working hard on a lot of things.
	I'm really happy.
	And also, our numbers have been going back up each stream, which I'm pretty happy about too as well with the new year because it's always really hard to get started.
	Every new year is just so rough.
	It's so rough.
	It's so rough.
	And I mentioned that this week you're going to find out information about why you should join locals, which is true, and I'm really excited about that.
	So you will get that information.
	Okay, so I did want to bring up this.
	So there are some explanations of what's causing these drops.
	It's about time.
	Scientific American came up with an explanation.
	I'm sure.
	Dahmer Hamilton's Hamlin's, DeMar Hamlin's collapse.
	I just should have went to like a black name.
	DeMar Hamilton.
	Damar Hamlin's collapse highlights the violence black men experience in football.
	The terrifyingly ordinary nature of football violence disproportionately affects black men.
	That's pretty, uh...
	Is this sport not in its very nature violent?
	Yes.
	And so are black.
	Is this sport?
	Is that what they're saying?
	It's mostly black.
	This violent black men experience it.
	I thought that this, I thought basketball and I'm not so familiar with football, but is it not that the majority of the players and the best players are all black men?
	Yeah, black people are pretty intense.
	Some of us can't.
	Have you ever met them in the streets?
	Like, I know some, one of your best friends is black, and I've had black best friends before.
	And John Miller is black, and I like him too.
	So there's not all black people are intense, but athletic black guys are like, there's something about them.
	There's something about them.
	But they're supposed to be a better person.
	I mean that in a positive way.
	I don't mean that in a positive way.
	You ever seen like an angry, muscular black dude jacked up on roids?
	Crazy.
	Malcolm Flex, I'm talking about you, brother.
	Just kidding.
	No, but black guys, yeah, are like pretty.
	I don't know what it is, but with black people and having a gift of rhythm and sportsmanship, it seems like there's some sort of disproportionate activity there.
	Not in all cases.
	I don't know.
	Maybe it's cultural.
	I don't know why it is.
	I'm sure someone has an esoteric explanation for that that I've never read before that explains why there's a disproportionate amount of black people in sports.
	It may be cultural that they intentionally do that simply just to put a disproportionate amount of black people so that black people remain in bondage.
	Okay, go ahead.
	No, I can't tell you.
	They're probably too bad for the internet, huh?
	No, well, you know what they are.
	No, I don't.
	I don't know.
	These ones, Stella?
	What?
	Huh?
	Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
	Ooh, ooh, baby.
	I, I, I, fuck y'all.
	Like you're back.
	She had a seizure.
	She didn't know why she did that.
	She was having a seizure.
	She went like and died.
	It's what you do before a seizure because it's not the vaccines.
	Oh.
	No one knows.
	No one knows.
	No one knows what's going on in the chat.
	Nobody knows.
	Nobody knows.
	That's called an inside joke, everyone.
	If you were friends with us, you would get it.
	If you were in the group that's on the inside, you'd get it.
	If you were in this friendship group of two.
	Of two.
	All right.
	Here's my favorite one that I saw, too.
	That was a scientist.
	By the way, that was actually pretty damn.
	That was from Scientific American.
	Trust the science, they say.
	Trust the science.
	Also, Vice came out with this one.
	I like this one.
	This is my favorite ones too.
	The terrifying phenomenon is becoming increasingly common because of climate change, scientists studying temperature at which humans spontaneously die with increasing urgency.
	I'm just over this topic.
	I want to switch topics, but I'm okay.
	That was a really extended opening topic.
	Let's just jump into this.
	That was just the opening.
	That was just the opening topic.
	I have stuff to talk about today.
	I have a lot of stuff.
	We need to start doing.
	Because I think pretty soon I'm going to.
	And I'm in big trouble.
	No.
	I think pretty soon.
	No, you're not in trouble.
	I think it's funny.
	I think pretty soon I'm probably going to be cutting this show at like 45 minutes or an hour on YouTube and then finishing it on Rumble because so we can do more stuff like that.
	I do want to bring this up though.
	Okay, so our next, our next set of, our next, whoa, what's going on with this thing?
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Our next set of topics is pretty interesting today.
	I'm pretty excited about this.
	This is to remind you, I want to check in with the chat.
	I wonder if the chat.
	Oh my, oh, locals chat.
	I'm going to get in trouble.
	Locals chat is so bad.
	Good thing I'm unemployed, so try to find me.
	Try to find me.
	You can't fire both of us.
	Take away my money.
	I haven't got any.
	I haven't got any coins to rub together.
	I haven't got a job.
	I just sit at home.
	So try.
	But me too.
	Try to take it away from me.
	Me too, though.
	It's like, how can you fire me from my bedroom?
	That's really a harder thing to do.
	I don't know.
	It happens.
	It's happened to the worst of us.
	I want to get into some fun stuff, though.
	Some clown.
	Let's just go to Clown Town.
	I really need to make some intros for this stuff so we have some fun like Clown Town.
	This one's pretty good.
	I like this story.
	A model slams a horse ranch for refusing to let her ride horses due to her weight limit.
	Now, is this thick or fat?
	I have a hard time understanding sometimes with this one.
	Because yes, I would say thick.
	Because, yes, thick but not fit.
	Does that make sense?
	Because you can be fit thick.
	This girl's cut's going to be so good.
	Meaning, like, do you get thick?
	Thick, unfit.
	Like, this girl naturally has probably got a more of a wider frame and she could lose a lot of fat.
	But, like, I don't see the rolls really that tight or like it's just thick, not fit.
	Because fat chicks, if a lot of it's in the face.
	And this girl, I would say, is about 15 pounds overweight or about five and a half kilos.
	find this unattractive because i don't i don't i don't have an issue with this and i don't find it unattractive I'm like, dang, this girl has curves.
	I have to.
	Do you see the kind of girl that I married?
	I would admire.
	There's girls that look like this.
	I have nothing against.
	I know guys that are into this.
	Some guys just want that to sit on their face.
	Elijah.
	No.
	I meant because she can't ride the horses.
	At least she can ride something else.
	No, I mean...
	Wait.
	That's not what I meant.
	Wait.
	Wait.
	That's not what I meant.
	That's not what I meant.
	All right.
	What I meant is that there are some guys that are into that.
	That's what I'm saying.
	And there's nothing wrong with that.
	Of course.
	I wouldn't think if my friend was dating that girl, I would not think that he was dating a fat chick.
	And I just would say this.
	That's not flattering on her, but also I don't really give a shit.
	You don't think it's flattering on her?
	I don't think that's a flatter...
	I think if you're big like that and you have little melons that probably put in them to look...
	Like perhaps a different dress.
	Is that what you're saying?
	Yeah, like, I don't know why girls that aren't fit are trying to show a lot of skin.
	That it doesn't look that good.
	That's all I'm trying to say.
	She could probably wear something different, but I don't give a shit.
	I mean, what girls wear doesn't really matter to me.
	In fact, they always say the best dresses were made to be taken off, not worn.
	But I also mean, respectively speaking, I'm not really concerned.
	I just don't know why fat chicks are always trying to be creative or girls that aren't fit are always like, hey, I'm going to take a risk.
	This is a risk.
	I'm just trying to be creative.
	Don't have fun in life.
	Don't be creative.
	No, this was a risk.
	No, this was a risk.
	And I would say she pulled it off, but barely.
	All right.
	What happened to the horses?
	They survived.
	Sheesh.
	That was my main concern.
	Was the horse.
	The horses survived.
	Those are the moments I'm trying to be nicer on this show to people.
	Peel said, yeah, the outputs are ugly, hospitalized.
	The horse asked.
	People are.
	That was an irrelevant story.
	I did also want to bring this up.
	So they came out with a list of the winners of the most beautiful women in countries.
	Pagan winners.
	Wow.
	By country.
	By nation.
	Yes.
	But it got cut off, got cropped off.
	So we have at the top, Canada, France, Great Britain, Italy, and the Netherlands.
	It's at the top.
	The most beautiful women in Canada, France, Great Britain, Italy, and the Netherlands.
	And at the bottom is Bolivia, Colombia, Guatemala, Honduras, and Peru.
	It looks like, boys, we're going to South America.
	The Columbia looks like she's finished with something like that.
	What?
	Well, it is interesting that in Western countries, our most beautiful women are black.
	Not that there's anything wrong with that.
	It's just, how is that possible?
	And the reality is, though, before you get crazy about it, is that we're so obsessed with being woke that right now, it doesn't matter if it's like you're the most popular Yu-Gi-Oh player.
	I told you, I was on, when we were flying here in Air Canada, there was this little scrawny Asian kid.
	Like, holy shit, eat some more rice, my brother.
	Like, seriously, get those carbs up.
	Some Asians get worried.
	It's like, bro, malnutrition was out of style in China in like 1940.
	You guys are way ahead.
	And he was like watching some Chinese like Yu-Gi-Oh or some trading card show.
	It's like, oh, yeah, so woke all y'all.
	And then he turned on some like Western one.
	And there's these fat nerds.
	And I mentioned this on the show when I was getting here.
	Is that like?
	There was like, I was at board on the, it's a 15-hour flight watching some like eight-year-old kid is in front of me, like watching like Yu-Gi-Oh games or some like card show, and I'm just like sitting there watching it with him and they were like it had subtitles and it's like my name is like Brian Kent, my pronouns are he, him.
	It's like it was like a card game playing show for children and they had pronouns, which is weird.
	But the West is so woke that, universally speaking, when you see this, it's like they.
	Being beautiful means being woke.
	Being a good card player means being woke.
	Being a sports player means being woke.
	Explaining scientific anomalies means being woke, like it really has nothing to do with beauty standards or anything like that.
	It all has to do with being woke, and so there's really not a big conspiracy behind it, except for the fact that it's not a good moment to be a white woman in modeling and or in movies right now, because black people are extremely overrepresented, the homosexuals, the black women, they're just there's too many of them come compared to population density, and you know what?
	I'm not into black chicks, but I will say that the second one from the right looks like a man.
	Florence sacrificed.
	Virginia Stablum looks a little masculine, but I might be wrong.
	Maybe my tastes are off and I will say that isn't Noki Sambina in the middle, from Great Britain.
	Isn't that the one that's playing uh, Ariel in the new?
	Um, in the new thing?
	Did you know?
	Did you?
	Did you know?
	Did you know?
	You know?
	They chose a black girl to play Ariel in the new?
	Did you know that they had troubleshooting a lot of the water scenes because she had trouble swimming?
	I'm just gonna say, if there's a movie that requires a lot of swimming, probably don't hire a black person simply because their hair can get frizzy in the water.
	That's all I'm gonna say.
	No, I think statistically, a lot of black people don't know how to swim.
	Do you know how to swim?
	Yes, I'm Australian.
	All Australians know how to swim.
	There's no black people here either.
	I've noticed that there's just aboriginals.
	Well, we're an island yeah, so you sort of have to, unless you swim across the thing.
	We have a lot of Asian people from Asian countries coming on boats, the boat people and stuff like that but yeah, from Africa.
	It's a bit of a hike and if you come from Africa, it will be like you have to be able to afford the flights and things like that.
	You can't and they're very expensive.
	It's very expensive and Australia's got to be probably I think the housing prices is the second highest housing market in the world behind Hong Kong.
	And yeah dang, I mean for an apartment.
	You'll be paying 3k a month just to live here.
	For an apartment, for an apartment.
	So unless you got 3k, you'd be paying 3k for an apartment, probably minimum 4500 to 5k for a house.
	Well, I wonder about that's not even big Melbourne, because everybody's leaving Melbourne and Victoria yeah, but they're bringing in the increase in the immigration here.
	Okay oh, I do know that.
	Let's go on to the next thing.
	Okay, speaking of more of that, some positive news.
	I said I produced positive things.
	Lovely, there's a sale on t-shirts at CVS.
	I stand with Ukraine are 50% off.
	I wonder why they're 50% off.
	I'd pay full price for that.
	Because this is when you kneel with Ukraine.
	It's when you have one leg.
	Is it because...
	Is this for disabled people that support Ukraine when you can't stand but you can sit?
	It's still halfway there, so 50% off.
	Yeah, but it's like so...
	I sit with Ukraine.
	Ukraine is obviously dying down in popularity.
	So I'm sure at the height of the Ukraine whatever, these would be flying off the shelves at 100% cost.
	But now that it's not, I mean, it's a new year and no one's really interested in Ukraine anymore.
	That's actually true.
	So that's actually true.
	People won't get a lot of wear out of that shirt because there's not going to be as many protests or events or it's just sort of like unless you're really eager to keep the cause going.
	Let's see, where is this going here?
	Now, I do want to remind you guys on a couple of things here.
	Remember, if you'd like to send super chats, because we are fully demonetized here, you can send super chats on Rumble and you can also send them on locals as well.
	You see at the top there, people are sending super chats, which we'll read at the end of the show, and you can always send them as well and check them out.
	And then I am going to work, I think in the next couple months, I'm going to try to get this channel remonetized again.
	We're going to try again and see if we can.
	So we'll see what happens.
	All right.
	Moving on to the next thing.
	More in Clown Town.
	John Fetterman, our favorite new senator of the United States of America, premiered in his first film with Christian Bale.
	You just watched this movie, did you?
	I watched this movie.
	Was it any good?
	Okay.
	Yes, it was good.
	It was called Pale Blue Eye with Christian Bale and director Scott Cooper on Netflix.
	Now, John Fetterman appeared on the movie as, he must have been a background actor or something.
	But this is what happens.
	I fail upwards.
	I didn't see him, but it was a good movie, except for the fact that the night I watched the movie at nighttime, I went to bed and I had demonic attacks all night long.
	It was demonic.
	It was Fetter Demon.
	I'm not even kidding you.
	I was literally fighting demons in my sleep, which isn't super uncommon, but I had to wake Elijah up.
	It's also called eating Taco Bell shortly before hitting his bed.
	I'd be fighting demons then, too.
	That chaloopa, that crunch wrap Supreme ain't wrapped anymore.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Yeah.
	But I'm people to know I'm not joking about this.
	I was literally fighting demons in my sleep and I was terrified.
	It was a horrible night.
	Did it have something to do with the film?
	Does anyone have a not normal wife?
	Where it's like, it's like three in the morning, like, oh, and you wake up like, what?
	Like, I'm fighting demons.
	And you're like, oh, I just want, please, I just want to sleep.
	It's like, massage my calves.
	And you're like, what?
	Why am I massaging your calves?
	It's like, massage my calves.
	I'm having cramps and fighting demons in my sleep.
	And you're just like, is this everyone's wife like this?
	Does every marriage involve calf massages and exorcisms?
	Is that what a normal night is to you?
	Because in this family, that seems to be what's normal for us.
	But then again, this is what's normal in the rest of the world.
	So I'll take that over my wife somehow changing races.
	But I do enjoy it.
	I gave the calf massage like 3 in the morning.
	You're like, in the name of Jesus, be gone.
	And you're like massaging some cramps.
	Thank you, darling.
	I really needed some prayer from my husband.
	But yeah, it was a great movie.
	But be careful.
	Make sure you pray before you watch it and after because sometimes I think movies can open up.
	Maybe I'm crazy, but if you expose yourself to certain things, it can, if you know what I mean.
	Yes, I do know.
	You know, I think that we will probably go over some of the other stuff on the childhood obesity and those things on the next stream because I want to go further into those.
	I've spent too long talking about the other stuff.
	Yeah, now my sinus is all backed up.
	My nose is dripping.
	That's why.
	I want to jump into some of the super chats today that are from there.
	I don't think we have any on Rumble because nobody likes us on Rumble and everybody hates.
	No, we're going to be switching some stuff over there.
	I'm building it a lot.
	Let's just get into the super chats for today from Rumble.
	I'm just kidding.
	From this, of course, we had the great meme that was, he does not know that my phone memory is half occupied by him.
	Totally normal.
	Totally normal.
	That is so good.
	You can support ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
	We love that.
	I always have to check if the super chats are even okay.
	We have these also as well.
	Debsup says, Ching Chong Bing Bong syndrome does it come with a Ching Chong Ding Dong.
	Elmicron confirmed.
	Jen said, Face it, lots of doctors feel their hands are tied.
	It's true.
	Many of them do because they'll lose their license.
	We're going to talk about that tomorrow.
	By the way, don't forget the podcast that they're actually going to threaten taking away your license if you try to not offer to kill people as a solution in medicine.
	This is where we're headed.
	They're going to try to kill people in Canada.
	They're trying to offer death as a way out.
	It's a new program they're fighting.
	Gray Ghost very tactfully just said F Evolution.
	Doomsday Cracker sent a very important video here of evolution confirmed.
	Evolution confirmed.
	From that angle, his roles just look a little bit too phallic-like.
	Huh?
	Because it's cut off.
	See, like here, so far away, you don't know what that is.
	And you have to zoom in and make sure you know what that is.
	And you go, wow.
	Sheesh.
	Sheesh, I know.
	The Grey Ghost says, bro, I've had China virus at least twice.
	Unvaccinated, I guess, that survived because we are in some effort because we aren't some effing roaches.
	Remember, this also was shared as well.
	And then the Grey Ghost also that's not thick or fat.
	That's fatty, that fatty, just obese.
	That bitch got blood pressure through the roof.
	Church's chicken uses her sweat to cook their chicken.
	Poor house, poor horse said, fuck that noise.
	I love my back.
	Oh, stop, Lili.
	She did not pull off the look.
	Only thing she pulled off was the wrapper on her 16th Milky Way bomb.
	Oh!
	Boys is so mean.
	We love roasting.
	We love the roast.
	Girls always like, no, when we talk to each other, no, he's not thinking that.
	He, though, boys don't care about those things.
	They're not analyzing the outfits.
	That's what girls do.
	But anytime I hear boys talk, they're so savage.
	And I'm so said, eat more bananas for your calf cramps.
	You eat more potassium.
	More potassium.
	All right.
	More potassium.
	Thank you.
	Now, the reason why I'm trying to get remonetized here is I just want to get super chats from YouTube.
	I don't even care if they're a dollar or whatever.
	I'm not like one of those people that's like, I don't want to read the $20 once.
	I just want to read people's comments and questions.
	And it's too hard to filter.
	But here's a cool thing.
	You're going to be able to super chat without being a member on locals starting at the end of the month, from my understanding.
	So I'm just going to put the link in the chat.
	You can always just send 50 cents or a dollar a quarter or whatever and just get your chats in.
	Because I just like reading your guys' opinions.
	And I am going to figure out how to take calls.
	Here's my theory.
	I want to take calls on the show, genuinely, but we need moderators because I can't be the one to be hanging up on people.
	I can't vet people.
	So what I'm realizing, we're going to end up having to use the locals chat, like people in the locals to help moderate the callers and like moderate.
	It's going to have to be like some sort of a Discord server or something.
	I'm looking at my options.
	I'm just doing one thing at a time, but it's gonna have to be like John Boymag or someone that watches every time that just knows and like could just because we don't we want to try to mitigate trolls trolls are fine.
	I don't care people like oh fag or whatever come on here and say whatever I don't really care.
	I just mean like you want to have productive convos.
	We want to have good people on we don't want people like you know saying that they're gonna you know gas the Jews or something like that.
	It's horrible, right?
	We don't want we don't want that kind of stuff going on here.
	So that's the point is that we need to get moderators and it's hard to do but new street content coming out soon.
	I always say that, but it is, I just need to get it done.
	Spaghetti Edwards said, Kez, do the hand thing again.
	The Grego said, massage, your demon fighting queen fetus calfs, you peasant and Doomsday All said, queen fetus calf demon, exorcist fund, five dollars for it.
	He literally did it for the exorcism fund.
	Oh, thank you so much.
	I need it after watching that movie.
	And shame on Mj who's not in the chat tonight.
	She missed the live.
	She probably got confused what platform it was on tonight.
	Well also, you went late.
	She probably had to go to bed.
	Oh yeah, we started really late.
	We did.
	Uh, i'm gonna check the rumble one more time just to pretend like hey, maybe did someone leave a super chat on rumble and let's see.
	Apparently don't show your emotion, don't let them see that you'll have it.
	No, i'm just kidding, all right.
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	We are demonetized pretty much everywhere and I just found out we got demonetized.
	I just got remonetized for the third time on instagram.
	We got demonetized.
	I got fact-checked for showing a video of the uh insurrection, uh blow up of the Death Star in Brazil.
	People don't know what that is.
	They stormed the capital uh in a ray ups Infused uh Reapito style um protest and what was crazy is I just showed a video of it and I didn't say anything about it.
	It was just a video of people on the roof.
	It got fact-checked as false, false information.
	The voting machines in the Brazil election were not rigged.
	It was literally just a video of people on the roof.
	Like, look at this.
	Let me actually bring this up right here.
	This is, this is the funniest thing.
	Let me see here it is so video of people on the roof.
	Look, false information false, this is false.
	Here's the post, just people on the roof.
	Yeah, what's the caption says?
	It says it's a story and it also.
	I also said, global leaders say the election was fair and was not rigged.
	That's what I said on the post and it got.
	That video got flagged as false.
	Yeah, it says that's a false video and the fact check is in a foreign language it's in Portuguese, so I don't know what's going on Instagram and they demonetize me through through april 8th.
	I get demonetized everywhere, except for the fact that I don't work off of monetization on social media.
	You motherfuckers, I don't work on that.
	I stopped working on that years ago.
	So they always take it away from all my what says.
	I don't work on that anymore.
	I'm member supported, which is awesome.
	And I'm not materialistic, so it doesn't take a lot to make me happy.
	Just bomb a coupled Middle Eastern countries, kill a couple Brown families at their weddings for Lockheed Martin and Raytheon stocks to go up.
	A couple votes towards, you know, the establishment of the Republican Party, make sure that we keep a uniparty, and that we remain on a fiat currency so that our dollar has no power and we increase the surveillance state.
	Those are the things that make me happy, like any other American in this country.
	Am I any different than any American?
	You're pretty much cookie-cutter.
	Cookie Kata?
	Yeah.
	Cookie Kata?
	Pretty much cookie cutter.
	Yeah.
	I'm right.
	Yeah, cookie cutter.
	I did watch that.
	It said things that Australian boys won't say in 2023.
	And one of them was, I think I'm going to stop drinking, night.
	I think I'm going to stop.
	And they said, I think I'm going to buy an electric vehicle.
	People aren't buying electric vehicles out here.
	That's not happening.
	And it also said, I think I'm going to cut my mullet off.
	Everyone has a mullet here.
	So bad.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	So I don't know what's going on.
	But the boys' haircuts, all of them have gone and paid for the exact same cut, shaved on the sides, a little tiny miniature fringe here, and a mullet at the back.
	It's really bad.
	I don't understand why they're doing that.
	And they need to stop it.
	Oh, and someone said Rumble sucks.
	By the way, Rumble just updated their website and they're doing a bunch of upgrades this year, like massive infrastructure upgrades.
	They got a huge investment, like hundreds of millions of dollars of investment.
	And they're doing a massive upgrade this year.
	So I really believe in it.
	I believe in Rumble and I believe in Rumble's future.
	And I genuinely believe that they are going to be a genuine help.
	Are they perfect?
	No.
	Do they have problems?
	Sure.
	Will I take a little bit of a clunky infrastructure that still has a large following and you can still make a living off of being on there?
	Of course, because I'm getting so sick and tired of being sick and tired.
	Anyways, I'm Elijah Schaefer.
	Thank you guys so much again for watching another episode of Nightly Affairs.
	It's not even an episode.
	I tried to tell someone that I was like, it's not an episode.
	This is not an episode.
	It's just a live stream that I do with my wife.
	She's here.
	You can follow us, social media, and make sure you follow us on locals.
	Become a supporter.
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	And don't forget to catch the podcast tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern Time that is with an expert from Canada about this new program where they're trying.
	They're literally calling veterans, asking them if they want to commit suicide instead of get surgeries because the surgeries are going to take so long.
	Do you want the state to kill you?
	And they're killing teenagers and they're trying to make it work for as young as 12.
	And now they're offering it for parents up to one years old saying, if you don't like your baby in the first year or you don't know how to raise it, you can take your baby back.
	They'll euthanize your baby and murder your baby for you.
	But it's state sponsored.
	We knew that was coming.
	We knew this was coming.
	And if you don't vaccinate your kid, they might take your kid from you and kill it too.
	It's a crazy podcast.
	You need to listen to it because we're not getting any help from the YouTube algorithms.
	Watch it here.
	Watch it on Rumble or Odyssey, wherever else you can find it.
	Thank you guys so much again for watching.
	I will see you guys tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern Time for the podcast and Wednesday at 10 p.m. Ish Eastern Time for the live stream.

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