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Every single person to my left, to my right, whether you're in Australia, it turns out COVID was just the beginning, and you don't even have to freak out about the flu or about RSV, which most of you don't even know what that is, because there's a triple demic that's on the rise.
And they're trying to distract you with Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy, which I confirmed as a lizard person.
I actually have video evidence of scales falling off his face.
It's not a joke.
This is a real warning there.
The triple demic is going to kill everybody, just like COVID killed everybody.
And if you survived COVID, that's because you were a conspiracy theorist.
And if you didn't get vaccinated and you didn't die, that's because you're retarded.
And so now you're going to die.
They're really going to get you this time.
We have so much insane stuff to cover.
It is a Wednesday night in the USA, 10 p.m. Eastern Time.
Approximately, I am recording live from Australia.
This is another episode of Nightly Offensive.
Let's go and let's get down
Oh, we
are so back.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is a Wednesday night.
We have so much in store for you guys.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm the producer and also the host of the nightly live stream.
Monday, Wednesday, Fridays, 10 p.m. Eastern Time, 9 p.m. Central.
We're currently traveling in Australia, which is why you see this a little bit different.
I can't let the feds know where I am because I might say a free speech or do something wrong.
I'm joined in the studio by the lovely, the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus.
Yes.
My name is Kezia Shafa.
I am married to the host of Slightly Offensive, who does a live stream five days a week, five to three days a week, Monday through Fridays, Saturday through Sundays.
So that's a little bit about me.
That is a little bit about you.
And of course, wait, can I get you back on the screen?
Yeah, there you are.
Get that off the screen.
I just want to check you guys.
How's our mics doing tonight?
Are we doing all right?
Do we need to, does she need to go up?
Do we need to go down?
Because we are traveling, so it's a little bit there.
I feel like my mic's not too hot.
I feel like her mic's not too hot.
But we're looking good.
We're looking hot.
We'd love to hear that.
Let's just jump right into this stuff.
Yeah, please compliment us.
We feel a little bit secure.
Oh, man.
Said, sound is good.
All right, we're good.
Let's just jump straight into this.
Let's jump straight into this.
We've got to talk about this.
So if you don't know about this, actually, the triple demic is back.
So this is from pretty crazy news that I got, that the triple demic is back and a lot of people don't know what the triple demic is because we've had the pandemic, the scamdemic, the swine flu, but it turns out particularly that was a really oh yeah monkeypox yeah well, from CNBC, from Forbes to everybody, including the very reliable FortuneWell dot, the most reliable resource ever says, it's not just you.
So this is good information.
It isn't just you okay well, not alone, we're not alone.
Everyone really is sick this holiday season as the U.S. Battles the worst in a decade oh, you're kidding no, the worst in the decade.
How could that even be possible?
How could that happen?
This job is so easy because it just it's the worst of the decade, flu and rising covid cases.
Wow, I know what you're asking right now.
I know exactly what you're thinking.
Yeah, but that's only two things.
That's only flu and covid.
What's the third thing?
What, what?
What is actually the third thing?
To make it the, not the bidemic, because the bidemic with enough alcohol, anyone could get down with that.
That's like aids.
Yeah, we.
I feel like we totally skipped over Bidemic.
This is bi biphobic.
We're biphobic because we went from singular to triple exactly straight over, skipped two.
We didn't even try.
We didn't even try by everyone's a little bit bi, but we didn't even get to try.
Yeah, we didn't even get to try.
They said we were all bi, except for viruses.
They feel left out, because it turns out, winter covet surge is only part of the problem, as the?
U.s confronts a flu for the record books and a fierce resurgence of Rsv among other infections.
Now, I don't know if you remember this.
What's really crazy though, is that back in 2018 and 2019 Rsv, which is a very severe virus that primarily comes like, infects children, but it does infect adults.
It's horrible.
I think it's worse than the flu you've had.
Have you had Rsv before?
I don't think I have.
I, um, don't, I'm not thinking about it because you weren't vaccinated as a kid.
Yeah.
Yeah, so I just have a really one of those.
I'm one of those lucky ones that have a really good immune system, where my bottom, my body, just um battles infections naturally and gets strong on its own, without having to pump my body filled with um, injections and stuff like that.
Well yeah, that's old news.
That's because you weren't vaccinated as a kid.
I got the vaccinations, and so give it up to the media, though to, rather than just saying, hey, you know, we have three diseases that have been around, because I want to remind you, 2018 2019 was one of the worst flu seasons of history.
The hospitals were full.
They were at breaking point.
RSV has been very bad for the last decade.
Then, in 2020 Shebang Shaboom Shebang, Abracadabra the flu disappeared entirely.
RSV, nowhere to be found.
Wow, like a black man at a party when the cops pull up, gone, just gone.
Wow, how did that happen?
Covid replaced it all for two years until we all got Vaccinated.
I didn't get that shit because I ain't gay, but you might have.
But hey, nothing wrong with being gay.
There's nothing wrong with it.
There's nothing wrong with being gay.
But if you got the booster, then you're ultra gay and ultra gay is a sin.
Yeah.
If you're going to be gay, just be a little bit gay.
Don't be full-blown gay.
Full-blown AIDS and full-blown gay, not okay.
Yeah.
And you are that way if you got boosted.
Yeah.
But then they come back with a resurgence.
And what's crazy is you've got to give up to the media to name it.
This is the year of this is a, I can't get this on the screen.
This is Yahoo called it the year of the triple demic.
Wow.
So COVID-19 may have lost its daily news headline status.
Bingo.
That's why we're heading into a triple demic.
We're heading into it because nobody cares about COVID.
So it's like nobody cared about the flu.
Nobody cared about RSV.
So we had to stop talking about those.
All people cared about was COVID.
COVID everywhere.
COVID in my drinks.
COVID in my eyes.
We were talking to people last night.
We went to dinner with some awesome people out here.
And what were they saying?
I won't give their names, but they were saying that down in Melbourne, if you were riding a bike outside, you would actually get yelled at without a mask.
Like if you wrote a bike outside without a mask, you would get yelled at during the COVID years, 2020, 2021.
Yeah, because you weren't protecting the people around you.
Stupid.
Why wouldn't you put a mask on when you're riding a bike outside?
You are selfish and don't care about people.
I can't believe we had dinner with those people.
It was disgusting.
Non-mask wearing bigots.
Get out of my face, you disgrace.
No, but so.
You've really got some good rhymes today, darling.
I got some rhymes.
I got some rhymes.
I'm just going to say this because this article kind of gave it away.
This is why I brought this article up.
There's a lot of articles about this, by the way.
But it said that it lost its daily news headline status, but the disease rages on with 2,700 weekly deaths.
But not to make fun of death, because not, well, I mean, if I died, I wouldn't be so upset.
But it says here that millions of Americans chronically disabled from long COVID, not from the vaccine, from long COVID, 4 million of which are kept from work.
The wintertime is a terrible year for RSV as well as potentially worse flu season, can add insult to injury.
But what I find to be so weird about this is the flu didn't exist in 2020.
This is a real article.
I would like to bring this up from Scientific American.
Like, just to remind you guys, I'm never going to let them forget about this.
The flu has disappeared for more than a year.
This was an April 29th of 2021.
If we eradicated it, how could it possibly be back?
I thought we eradicated it.
I thought we eradicated COVID.
How is it back?
And worse than ever.
This is unbelievable.
We emasturbated.
Let me bring this up.
So the thing was, is we eradicated flu.
We eradicated the flu.
And this is what they were saying.
And you could actually get in trouble for blaming COVID deaths on the flu.
So mask wearing, social distancing, and other steps to stop COVID-19 have also curtailed influenza.
And so they show here: look, we have this graph.
Huh.
Bermuda, Canada, USA.
It's the Bermuda Orgy.
Because the triangle, that's too complicated.
So it's all, it's the triangle, circles, and hexagons all have a cluster fuck on a piece of paper.
And what happened here is you guys asked for real info on here.
I'm bringing you.
Last time you guys said, can you bring some real info on the next live stream?
Fine.
We're bringing you on real info.
It's a graph.
Graphs are real info.
You want to know about the truth?
It's a graph from a place called Scientific American.
Not only is it scientific, but it's America science, which is the only one that matters.
So thank you very much.
Step out of my way, Bangladeshis.
Think about this.
Bangladeshis.
Polish trying to take control of science.
Yes.
Also, think about this.
Bangladesh is sexist.
Imagine you're a girl named Ladesh and everyone wants Bangladesh.
Not funny.
Not funny.
Have respect.
Anyway, the Bermuda says it's the first lockdown.
And I love this graph here.
It was created by a four-year-old.
It was like, and then COVID hit the lockdowns and zero.
Kaboom.
That's incredible.
We got rid of COVID.
It just completely got rid of itself.
Or the flu with the COVID lockdowns.
Wow.
We should do that every year.
But here's the key part, though, that they messed up in this report.
It says here that influenza cases reported to the World Health Organization dropped.
So it's not that influenza went away.
They just stopped reporting it and called everything COVID.
And then it went away for a year and a half.
Literally, reminding you, if you're just on the live, flu disappeared for more than a year.
So isn't that weird, though, that they say, like, the science is settled, flu disappeared, and then they claim that it only, what disappearing means is they stopped reporting it, which is sort of like the deaths from, heh, the little squishy squishy prick prick.
They're not reporting those deaths, so they're not happening.
And that's what you find.
That's all science is, is what you report.
Yeah.
You don't think, I mean, this is just crazy idea.
You don't think that instead of saying it was a flu, that they started saying it was COVID instead.
And that's why the flu disappeared and it looked like COVID was really bad.
You don't think that could have been.
I don't think there was a pandemic.
It gets me every time.
I love having a live audience.
Stop, guys.
Calm down.
We want to keep talking.
Calm down, everyone.
Come down.
Calm down.
Please.
Whenever you tell everyone to calm down, don't go too high up with your hand.
You know, like when you do this, and you say, calm down, everyone, calm down.
If you do it too high of an angle, then you look like a Kanye West supporter.
All right.
Anyway, back to the article.
It's really important.
It says, this winter time, a terrible year for RSV, a potentially worse flu season, could add insult to injury.
Good writing there, right?
Clever.
Clever.
Insult to injury, especially when one considers the fact that COVID-19 leaves some people with impaired immune systems, similar to what HIV does to AIDS.
What?
Okay.
You don't think it was made by the same man?
I mean, wait.
Huh?
I feel like these articles are like the coming out of the closet for conspiracy theories.
It's like, you know, remember when the cure for HIV and the treatment was what was killing people?
I just want to remind people that it was not.
The reason why you don't see gay people dropping deads from HIV everywhere is not because of the slang term.
It's called prep, but it's not because of the blocking mechanism, the medication they have.
That it's not just gay people.
You don't hear of a lot of people having HIV in general or dying from it because they were killing the people, okay, with treatments that were killing them.
I just got to remind people of that.
Reminding people that with the swine flu, the vaccine they created for the swine flu also killed people as well.
What about Ebola?
Did Ebola ever?
That just hurt the black people in Africa.
Nobody really cares about them.
Genuinely.
I care about them because I'm not racist.
They don't care.
I love the black people in Africa as much as they love themselves.
Go ahead and just sip that water there for a second as we cue and stop making comments like that.
If we want to stay near.
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All right, so do you normally look at your crotch and smile?
I was looking at my nails.
All I saw was this.
I was pushing my cuticles back.
Okay?
That's what the kids call it these days.
Unbelievable.
Okay, back to this though.
But this was like the funny thing.
It was like, hey, and now COVID's changing and it's just doing what AIDS used to do.
It's like, huh?
Well, this isn't looking good for you guys.
Then it goes on, it's even crazier and says that the multiplication of disease could amplify the risks of influenza and RSV to result in more severe cases of these diseases, which may result in increased deaths and morbidity.
I don't know if that's any different scientifically.
And this isn't something our country can nor the world can afford.
Okay, let's stop here for a moment.
When did flu and RSV come back in?
I guess this year.
I guess this year.
Do you know what also?
So, this is what this is where the smoking gun comes in.
They say the triple demic is killing people because you have this combination.
It already started.
Yes, like massively.
Because forget, it's summer here.
It's 85 degrees here and white sand beaches and crystal clear blue water.
Not flexing, but I am.
But back home, it's freezing your nuts off cold.
Gunter's little nuts are shriveled up.
You ever have a dog with balls?
When it's hot, you can tell the temperature outside because their balls hang to the ground.
And you can tell when it's cold because they look like a female if they're a male.
Their balls shrivel inside.
So that's a quick little science trick.
And remember to teach that one day.
That's how they got the idea for the thermometer.
Raising and lowering the temperature.
The temperature raises and lowers based on the nut stretchiness on a male dog.
You always learn something new on the slightly offensive podcast.
This is not a podcast.
This is the live stream.
Okay.
I was.
I wasn't.
It doesn't matter.
You don't even know what this show is.
I just show up.
I just show up.
So I'm just happy to be able to do it.
Just a regular girl.
Yeah, just regular girl sitting in a chair.
No, but what I was going to say is: look, they couldn't explain why the deaths and the excess deaths are increasing.
So now they've had to create a new pandemic called the triple demic to try to explain why people are suddenly dropping dead.
There's something else that has happened in the last year and a half that people have been taking that have been causing them to die.
And also they're saying that these are causing heart problems.
The triple demic is causing heart problems.
That's so interesting.
It couldn't be the vaccine.
Absolutely no way because I know for a fact that the vaccine stops you from getting COVID.
Except when it doesn't.
Yeah, but that's pretty much it.
Yeah, so yeah, so if you're vaccinated, then I think you shouldn't worry about the triple demic because you're protected, right?
I think that's the whole thing.
So yeah, it's weird.
The heart things, I've never heard of the flu causing blood clots and heart attacks, but I don't want to, I'm not a doctor, so who am I to speak on this?
Well, look at this.
And look at the respiratory illness.
Look at, like, it's spiked.
I mean, we're ahead of every year.
I mean, we're in the worst triple demic in history.
It's almost like it's look at it's bigger than 2020.
Wow, which was a year where we had to lock down because it was a serious.
Look at respiratory illness for 2020, 2021 at the bottom.
When we were in the deadliest part of the pandemic, it's lower than every other year.
Wow.
It's literally lower than every other year.
That's what they were saying COVID was.
They were saying it was respiratory illness and the hospitals were overflowing with respiratory illness and we were all going to die.
We are percentage points over the height of the pandemic.
Like, I mean, we are like, look at that.
That's about seven to eight times higher rates of respiratory hospitalization and you don't even hear about it.
Like, the vaccine is out in full supply.
That's what this graph, from my understanding, was saying over the season of illness.
Look at 2019.
I fucking told you, people, when we started this, I knew that this was fake because I had looked at this stuff in the beginning and I was like, hey, this was back in like April of 2020, by the way, on our show.
I was explaining, or sorry, actually, I think it was like May 16th after the break.
I went, hey, we saw similar hospitalization rates to this last year.
Like, there's nothing different to this year.
I'm not worried.
And I wasn't worried from the beginning because I actually worked as a data scientist for a while and worked in this kind of field where you actually quantitative, qualitative data points and you would look at trends and overall statistical significance.
And it's a little thing just called analysis.
And you can see without having a background in that, hey, this is not, in general, the doctor visits that are going up.
Now, maybe this is excluding ER visits.
Maybe this is excluding certain types of medical interventions.
I don't know.
I mean, this is not conclusive.
But I'm just going to say, it looks like they might have lied about everything.
No, that's not true.
They wouldn't do that.
You're telling me the government would have lied to us or the medical system?
Hello.
Why would they do that?
Well, here's the deal now.
Here's the deal.
I just can't believe it.
What are they saying about this?
You really should mask up again.
I'm not paying for that.
Gosh, they do.
Okay, let me just pull it out on a meme here.
I'll just pull it out.
Here we go.
You really should mask up again, says infectious disease expert.
The triple demic is hitting too fast and too furious.
This year, the Rock Johnson stars.
Too fast, too furious.
Triple Demic.
Number nine.
How many movies have they made now?
More than there have been COVID variants.
Yeah, so.
Do you think that this, do you think this ride will outrun the triple demic?
I don't think you can go that fast.
It's like raising a little germ virus.
Coughing in the wheel.
This is my last ride.
They all have to wear masks, though.
Dang.
The cars are getting it.
You got Mader and freaking, what's their names?
Lightning McQueen.
Yeah, Lightning McQueen and Mader.
Like, I think this is my last drive.
But like, what is insane to me about this is not just the BS, but like the data's coming out, and it looks like we've all been lied to.
I know it's shocking, but you guys got to really take note of these data points.
By the way, that was from Yahoo Finance.
If you're looking for the source, Yahoo Finance, that's actually true.
It is crazy, though, because in the midst of this, right?
Did you see this?
I've talked to people about why we're in Australia.
I can't bring family members to the United States.
So the U.S. was set to suspend their vaccine requirement.
I don't even like to call it a vaccine anymore, but they were set to suspend the vaccine requirement to get into the U.S. starting in, I believe it was January 8th.
You're supposed to be able to enter the U.S. unvaccinated starting January 8th.
And Biden just extended it to April 10th.
Because that is going to really save lives.
Yeah, so we have the original document here.
So, yeah, so it's emergency amendment requirements for proof of being fully vaccinated against COVID-19.
Flights departing on or at this time, April 10th.
Foreign air carriers regulated all last departure of the United States.
And it says it was a president issued a proclamation advancing the safe resumption of global travel during the COVID-19 pandemic, which apparently is still going on.
And then it was amended and brought back to light, which is kind of crazy that in 2022, when we're in the triple demic, that we're extending the pandemic.
Now, I understand.
This is where I'm not complaining.
I think my camera's broken.
Oh, did your camera freeze?
Yeah, I look like I'm.
There you go.
You should be back on now.
All right.
Just carry on.
It'll come.
Oh.
I think there you go.
Oh, I don't know what happened.
Oh, man.
Can we get that back on?
Are you just a sensor cleaning?
Yeah, I think so.
This is the new me.
What the f happened there?
I don't know.
All right, go to falsetto.
Oh, y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby.
I, I, I, fuck y'all.
Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby.
I, I, I, fuck y'all.
Swiss like ooh, ooh, baby.
Y'all are talking like this.
In a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby.
I, I, I, fuck y'all.
Swiss like ooh, ooh, baby.
Y'all are talking like this.
In a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby.
I, I, I, fuck y'all.
Slip like ooh, ooh, baby.
Y'all are talking like this.
In a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby.
I, I, I, fuck y'all.
Like, ooh, ooh, baby.
All right.
Well.
It's a lot of singing.
And a lot of falsettos.
Yeah.
Um, I don't know what just happened to your camera.
It's okay.
I can just be the voice in the background.
No, I'll fix it in a second.
Um, I'm going to fix it in a second.
I'm just going to go on intermission in a second.
But I was going to say, so here's the problem.
I know.
I don't know what happened to your camera.
Like, blew up or something.
Aw.
I have no idea what happened.
Now would you go to here?
It's just, you're just blank.
Wow.
That's.
Are you happy about that?
No, I'm not extremely happy about it.
But I will say this.
Let me go ahead and just put on a quick video for you guys because I've got a fixer.
I think it's because the power surge is so strong here that it just explodes all everything from America.
My hairdryer.
I literally don't know what to do.
The camera just doesn't work now.
It just blew up.
Yeah.
I had to buy a new hairdryer because mine blew up as well from just plugging it into the electric.
It's like the electricity currents are just different.
You know what?
Actually, let me just do this real quickly.
Look, two black screens just talking to each other.
I wonder if I can do this.
There you go.
I got it.
Did you?
Got it. Got it.
Wow.
Welcome back, me.
Yeah.
Okay, I fixed it.
I just had to change the power, the power brick on it.
So now we're good to go.
We can keep going on this.
All right.
We probably lost like half our audience right there.
Oh.
Oh, we didn't even lose you guys.
We didn't lose you guys.
How'd that not happen?
This show is so professional.
Oh, man.
It's just the two of us, except I'm the two of us.
I don't do anything.
I don't know if I lose any of the equipment.
Yeah, I know, But we actually didn't lose anybody on that.
Oh, it's so nice that everyone's stuck around.
All right.
Can you guys hear us all good?
Are we good?
Is everything good?
Okay.
Good stuff.
Everyone said, wow, cringe, Elijah.
Yes.
I know.
Do you expect the madness, chat?
Do you expect the madness?
All right.
Let's go back into this.
So we have so much more show.
It's actually kind of a long show today.
All right.
Let's get into it.
I have a long show today.
I have a lot of stuff to talk about.
All right.
So there's that.
But what is crazy is, is that now we're extending this.
And you go, oh, well, like, maybe the data is just coming out now from the United States government saying that, okay, the, you know, the triple demic's here.
We didn't know the vaccines weren't going to work the way they promised that they were going to work.
But check this out.
I was doing research today.
I found this article that was titled, Why Most People Who Now Die With COVID in England Have Had a Vaccination.
But look at the look at the notice on the top of it.
This article is more than one years old.
Yeah, over a year ago, they were already having the majority of people dying were the ones that were vaccinated.
We're one year.
Like, this is not news anymore.
I know that the vaccinated are dying from COVID and from other diseases and maybe from something else.
But I will say, we don't know what that is.
But like, we are one year into this already being a stat.
And then there's still, like, we saw in our last thing, it was New Year's.
Like, everybody, get your COVID boosters, get your vaccines.
And you're going, dude, one year ago, we already had the data that said, probably not the best idea.
We're probably, it's not working out.
Okay.
It's like we're in a bad relationship with the vaccines.
And like, nobody knows if it's me or if it's you and who should leave.
It's a toxic relationship.
Remember, even how Canada got Mrs. Claus to tell all the kids to get vaccinated?
And then she, that was the most awkward, uncomfortable video for anyone who's seen that with that other lady.
And they were trying to like have a discussion, but it was like they needed to maybe go to like acting school or just like personality school or anything to just like up the energy.
But yeah, did you see that one?
No.
Oh, never mind then.
But it was they at Christmas time they got an old lady to dress up as Mrs. Claus and tell the kids to get vaccinated.
So basically also want to let you guys know too that we do have a chat here.
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Okay, so but on the side note, this is just a total flip of it.
The world went mad.
I don't know if you saw this, but Joker, who was already crazy, is trans now.
I don't know if you saw this.
What?
He's pregnant?
He has a mud.
He gives birth to a mud baby.
I think you're pregnant.
Sorry.
It's from DC.
Sleeping with the Joker?
A mud.
Aboriginals.
Sorry.
They created a mud baby.
Okay.
What?
Guys, I'm going to tell you what.
If you thought we had a problem in the United States with like racial problems.
Breasts removed because that looks like a man with a.
It looks like a man with a beer gut, a green man with a beer gut.
Well, here's okay, here's, here's what uh, Jester Bell, by the way, Jester Bell is filmmaker writer, actress and youtuber.
Uh, she stated here that today DC released comic in which the Joker becomes pregnant and gives birth to a mud monster who transforms into a child version of himself who he adopts as his son.
I don't know how much longer I can do this.
Why would he need to adopt him as his son if it is his son and he did give birth to him?
Well, I don't know if this is a weird thing because remember, originally Joker was the Joker because he fell into like a bat of like chemical, toxic waste.
From my understanding, then he became the Joker because he just lived in normal society.
Remember the New Joker with Joaquin Phoenix?
Oh, oh yeah, he had a laughing condition or something.
Is that Joaquine Phoenix?
I think so yeah, so he has, so he no, so so he's like um, basically He's like a Sigma male.
Sigma also, I'm gonna reiterate this: the Sigma thing lost its meaning.
Everything loses its meaning after a while.
Like, Sigma was always a stupid meme, but you know, people with autism liked it.
And it was funny in its own way, a little bit.
Like, it was like, oh, Sigma male, like, because you're like low-key, a serial killer, and you're sociopathic, but you pretend like you're stoic.
No, but it's like you pretend like you're stoic and you hate everything.
And it was like a little bit of like the Joker memes.
Like, we all got into that Sigma Joker stuff.
But now, Joker is trans, which doesn't matter.
Like, I'm not going to pretend to be outraged by this.
I don't read comics.
I don't care.
But a lot of people do.
I just found it funny.
It's more bad for the trans community because now they're saying the result, like when you could tell someone's really gone crazy and mad is when they start claiming they're pregnant when they're a man.
Like they basically diss is the trans community.
So I think this is based on pregnant pilled.
Okay.
So Joker is actually a biological female.
No, Joker's a man who gets pregnant with a monster of a mud baby.
A biological man?
I don't know.
I'm just going by the report.
It's just so ridiculous.
I don't buy the magazine.
They don't even probably sell this here.
It's not even available in this country.
Why is his whole body green?
I thought he just painted his face.
No, he eats asparagus.
His peas yellow.
That had nothing to do with the entire show.
I just saw that and thought that was weird.
Oh my gosh.
Anyway, so I thought that the backwardness of this, right?
So we have the pandemic, and you know that, like, they're saying the way to stop the triple demic is through getting vaccinated, and that the excess deaths are happening because of the triple demic.
Wow.
Well, the mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, put out this video about stopping misogyny and sexism inside of the UK.
Is this going to be good?
Yes.
So one of the things that I really liked, and I learned a lot about the United Kingdom, was that there is a problem with white men in public demeaning women.
And all the black guys, the reason why there's so many black people roaming the street at night is because they're trying to stop the white guys from being sexist.
Oh, that's what's going on.
So I've seen hordes of the black people running around the streets and I'm like, what's going on?
Why are there all these hordes of black people in the UK?
And I see bricks and stuff.
And then I thought, were they rioting?
No, the black people were holding bricks so that they could throw them at the sexist pigs.
They're heroes.
They're heroes.
The black people of the United Kingdom.
We've misunderstood this whole time.
We've just like let this misunderstanding continue.
It's time to put a stop to that.
It's true.
Because everybody knows that sexism and misogyny are real problems, and people talk about them.
I would not say those are the top bit next to global warming.
I would say those are like equally the biggest issues of our time.
Well, this was really moving to me.
It ended racism in my household.
Not that it ever existed there.
Yeah, but if it ever was to bubble up, this would have been a good idea.
This would have stopped immediately.
Alright, let's watch this.
So first of all, I've everywhere been finding that this has been a problem.
Have you ever sat a penchant of people start pouring chips on?
Yeah, I literally was walking down the street the other day and this guy said, oi sweet, what a crisp, and tried to feed me a crisp.
I'm gluten intolerant.
I tried to tell him, no, sir, please do not feed me a crisp.
I will not take one.
But he wouldn't take no for an answer.
And it was tough.
He just started crunching it up and shoving it in my mouth.
Wow.
Some people pay for that.
Getting crisps shoved in your mouth.
Well, here's the thing.
So you see these three guys.
Obviously, the one you're afraid of is the white guy with the crisps.
You know what I mean?
He's trying to force feedback.
Trying to force feed you.
Which, by the way, is hard for the fat activists who have said that force feeding is a form of affection.
So it's where we get confused.
It's like, is being fat good?
Because she's also not a fat girl.
Should she be taking the free crisp?
He's asking her, if she's hungry, he's willing to share his little bag of chips with her.
She can have one.
She can have one crisp for him.
And he's willing to do that.
So I think it depends how you look at this situation.
If this video doesn't have you saying, the next time a guy offers me a crisp, I hope there's a few black guys around, then I don't know what will.
A little bit rude.
God, jeez, am I really that bad?
A taxi's only here.
Taxi?
I'm sorry.
Am I really that bad?
You don't like salt vinegar crisps?
What?
You don't like it?
You want me to go and get cheesy favour crisps instead?
Would that make you happy?
The hate for British people in this household is up here.
it's up here um no but i i like why is he why is he escalating why is he escalating She didn't say anything, but he's mad that she didn't want one of his chips.
Okay, I might be wrong because I'm not always a woman.
I am a woman sometimes.
I can be whatever I want.
This is what I hate about this stuff, too, with sexism.
Like, why are you to assume that these are men?
You think about that?
You don't know that's a man.
Oh, sexism.
That might not be a man.
This could be a woman.
Yeah, you're a man.
And you're mad.
I'm not hitting me right now.
I feel so convinced.
Right.
It's like, oh, I immediately sexism.
What if this is lesbian domestic violence?
Hmm?
You know what, Elijah?
You're right.
Believe everything you see on the internet until it gets flipped on its head and you realize that the real question is, what are we even watching?
Because I'm going to say this.
My understanding of black culture has changed.
Because watch how noble this guy is.
And I got to say this.
We need more black people in Europe to start bringing equality to the people.
You can tell he's mad about the chip situation.
Very.
She doesn't want a crisp, man.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Where are you going in such a hurry?
All I've done is be nice.
Nice, that's it.
I'm trying to be nice, alright?
And all I'm getting is this.
What are you doing?
You need to say something.
This isn't a joke anymore.
What is it?
What is your problem?
You've not said one word.
No.
Come on, bro.
You're so pretty without face on.
Okay, so I had a solution to this.
This is where I think we should legalize guns in the United Kingdom.
She could have just killed him with a firearm if she was allowed to carry one.
Like, why are you going to rely on men who are useless, right?
Why would you rely on men to protect you?
I mean, yes, there are black people around, so you're probably in a safe place.
And it probably means that you're in a good position as a woman to be walking around alone by yourself.
Everyone knows.
Like, think about it.
You're walking down the street.
You see a group of black guys walking out of the store.
What are your thoughts?
Thank God, if there's a sexist around, I'm going to be safe.
Correct?
Yeah.
I want to know what's in their bag, what type of crisps they bought.
Correct.
I'm more of a drug.
My first thought about a group of black guys is, I hope that there's no sexists in the area because they're about to meet their end.
I didn't realize that all white people must be sexist because we're constantly getting the shit beat out of us by these kinds of people.
It must be ours.
Easily offended.
Super easily offended.
This is a lesson I'm taking away from this.
If a white man offers me a crisp, take it.
Take it.
Because if I don't respond to him or I don't take his chip offer, I will really offend him.
And he's just going to start getting in my face.
He's going to tell me, oh, all I've been is nice.
I've only been nice to you.
And you don't want to even say one single word.
It's like, yeah, I don't want to offend someone like that.
So, girls, take the crisp.
If he offers you a crisp, take it.
That's all I'm saying.
But my favorite part about this is that's good advice.
And I recognize it.
How else I got to say that?
How would this story have been different if she said, oh, thank you.
Yeah, I guess I'll just have a small handful, if that's all right with you, and just took a little one chip or maybe just a little handful and said, thank you.
I'm waiting for my taxi.
And this is actually a delicious little snack.
That's what I would have done.
Ah, thank you.
Got anything else?
What else did you get?
Just the chips?
All right.
No M ⁇ Ms. I'm more in a chalky mood tonight.
Yeah, I'm always in a chalky mood, but I won't eat salt and vinegar.
I actually don't like salt and vinegar.
But I like salt and vinegar.
If it was salt and vinegar, then I would.
Oh, you don't like salt and vinegar.
You don't want any of my chips.
Sour cream and onion is more my style, actually.
And you know what's crazy is it's always the men in these situations that are making a bigger deal of something.
It's never the women.
Yeah.
Women don't lie and exaggerate and change stories.
It's true.
Women always tell the truth.
They're always accurate.
And black people save the day.
Welcome to the show.
This is the United Kingdom.
I know that men's favorite thing is sharing their food with women.
Yeah, men want to do it.
Every man goes, oh, I bought food.
Let me give it to a girl who's probably hungry.
Yeah.
This is very accurate.
This is very accurate to reality here.
Let's watch this.
What are you doing?
That's enough.
Male violence against women and girls can start with words.
Only joking, right?
But it doesn't stop there.
If you see it happening, have a word with yourself.
Then you mate.
He was only joking.
He didn't really want to give her a chip.
It was just.
was the joke dude i was just listen you know the punchline You want a crisp?
We all know women aren't hungry.
What?
I was sheesh, dude.
No need to get up in my business.
I was just joking.
You don't have to have one of my chips.
Fine.
My views are...
It's like I have certain views on different classes, demographics, and things for a reason.
I've experienced...
I've lived it.
I've experienced it.
I've been beat up for misogyny in my life.
Several times I've been assaulted for being sexist and whatnot.
I understand that.
I've understood this.
My whole understanding, I realize I've been wrong this entire time.
This entire time, it's just women are walking around.
They're not hungry.
Men are trying to force feed them.
They don't want to.
They want to share their snacks.
And black people are trying to stop it all.
And so we need more black people in here.
It's like, I always tell you guys this.
Believe everything you see on the internet.
Believe everything you read on the internet.
Trust it all.
And make a big deal out of it because this is a pure example.
This is all true.
Everything you just saw here is how the world works.
I'm taking a different approach to my life to where I just don't give a fuck about anything that is said on the internet anymore.
I just do my own thing.
But I would say, if I was getting my booster, if I was full-blown gay AIDS lover, 3969420, find me at me.
That's my TikTok.
Then I would probably believe this.
And this is the kind of sad part.
I think Paul Joseph Watson was saying, like, hey, yeah, like, this is glad to know that the UK has a problem of white men offering women chips and that the black guys are helping equalize society.
Crime stats.
Crime stats don't really show that to be the same problem.
There are some cool British black people.
Zuby.
I know him.
And the others.
There's other ones too.
The Zuby.
He has friends.
I'm messing around.
Racism is bad unless it's in a joke because then it's funny.
Except when it's not.
Yeah.
And racism can be good unless it isn't.
And also, it's not ever good unless sometimes it is.
It's like gender.
You're not a man unless you feel like one.
That's what's so crazy.
Like, they tell you you can't be racist and racism's bad.
And that if once a racist, you're always racist, but you can change your gender.
Like, I can change my sex.
I could be a different person, but I can't un-racism myself.
Like, what if I said one thing yesterday that was racist and then they'd get me in trouble for it?
But then today I'm actually an advocate for racial equity.
And they go, but you said that yesterday.
Yeah, but that's who I was yesterday.
Today I don't feel like a racist.
Today I feel today I feel like, I don't know.
I think if you became a woman, you would also not become racist anymore.
Yeah, if you're chopped off your genitals, I don't think anyone would think you were racist anymore.
You don't think so?
Yeah, I think it's hard, but I think you would have to do some serious things to your appearance to make people believe that you're not racist.
I will say this.
Wait, wait, hold up.
And also, like, in all seriousness, there are cases where people, men or women or whoever, anyone can be verbally abused on the street by a drunk person or just someone, whatever.
And so, like, I don't think either of us or anyone is, like, thinks that that's okay or appropriate or whatever.
But just this ad just feels a little bit, it just feels a little bit silly.
It just feels a bit silly.
Feels a bit silly, eh, bro?
You don't want my jokes.
You don't want my chips.
Cause you see, she doesn't want one of your chips, man.
Can't you say she doesn't want one of your chips?
Can you see my teeth?
And it's confusing for men because every time you ask me if I want something, I'll tell you no.
But you'll always get me something because you know that when I smell it and see it, then I will want some.
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Okay, we're going to go back to the triple demic because I was going to say, we want to remind you guys, this is actually really sad.
It's definitely, you know, white people are bad, black people are good, women are all believe all women, and also vaccines don't hurt you.
This is the core values that I stand for today.
And my life's an example of it.
So I'm going to leave it here and just say, yeah, that's true.
However, here's a 13-year-old girl who took place and she joined the clinical trials for Pfizer.
The mom put her in it, so let's see this.
It's basically an allergic reaction where your body attacks itself.
I can't walk, I can't feel from my waist down, don't have bladder control.
We have politics that seeped so far into the healthcare system that it's completely upended the patient-physician relationship.
They try to make you feel like you're crazy.
Today I sit down with Maddie DeGari, who was injured while enrolled in the Pfizer vaccine clinical trial for children.
Her mother, Stephanie DeGari, and Brianne Dressen, who suffered adverse reactions while part of the AstraZeneca clinical trial.
Brianne is the founder of React19.org, a research organization focused on long COVID and vaccine adverse events.
We've been pushing and pounding down the doors of the federal government for the betterment of a year, and we're still nowhere closer to getting these people help than we were a year ago.
This is America Thought Leaders, and I'm Yanya Kelly.
Okay, so where can we watch now?
Hold up.
All right, so this is on Epic TV.
We do love Epic.
The thing is, is that, so she wasn't damaged by the vaccine, they're saying, but she was damaged.
She lost control of her bladder, her legs, and she can't breathe.
This is a random.
Just a random girl, random event.
And also, the family members were not damaged.
They happen to also have adverse side effects from something else.
What's insane, though, and I really encourage people to watch the podcast tomorrow.
I have an individual on who runs a hedge fund, $14 billion.
He manages $14 billion.
He's on tomorrow.
I know that the podcast has been a little bit like mature and the topics have been mature, but I'll explain to you why I've done that later.
I just wanted for a couple months to hit some real topics and some real people and branch out of just like laughing at things and talking about TikToks and stuff.
I'm like, hey, I want to go interview people going to jail, people being persecuted, people losing their businesses.
And I'm not even concerned about the views or anything.
I'm like, I want real stories and I want to tell the truth about what's going on with damages from the government, the persecution that's been happening.
I want to focus on reality.
And this hedge fund manager is betting against the U.S. economy because he believes that the injection jigger has caused excess deaths up to like 17 to 25 percent in young people.
It's caused many to be disabled, and he doesn't believe that the economy is going to recover.
And so his billions of dollars, they're betting against the U.S. economy and the global economy based on future damages they see and excess deaths in the working class and working age groups.
So I'm not saying that they're doing anything adversely or that they're damaging anyone.
I'm saying financial people who are not connected or are not biased are betting against the economy based on what they see as the mandates causing this.
That's what they see.
Who the hell are they?
They're just people that manage global wealth.
But I'm saying, like, now one in four Americans think that they know somebody who has died or was adversely affected by the mandates.
So, one in four, 25% of Americans believe they know somebody directly in their family.
I know people.
I know multiple people.
I know people that have been paralyzed.
I know people that have had, you know, I know people that have myocarditis.
People that have jumped hospitalized, died suddenly from randomly young people.
It's getting pretty crazy.
So, tomorrow's about the excess deaths.
That's what the podcast is on.
But I will just say it's crazy because it's the triple demic that's killing people now.
Yeah.
I wish we would have known that the triple damage was coming.
I wish they would have been able to warn us so that we could have maybe they would have had time to make like a vaccine or something to protect us from the triple demic because they're really good at protecting us and they really care about our life and our health.
They want us to live long, happy, healthy, fertile lives.
So, yep.
Well, here's the crazy part.
So, you know how a lot of people that are out there have been saying that it's climate change that's causing the excess deaths, right?
It's climate change.
It is.
Well, it turns out that climate change is not just causing excess deaths, but climate change is actually causing, puts more women at risk for domestic violence.
From Kenya to India and the Philippines, more frequent and intense extreme weather events have led to escalating threats against women and girls.
So, it's official, which is actually good news because I was thinking sexist.
Well, I thought the vaccines might have been causing people to die, but they're not.
No.
And it's climate change.
Yeah.
And then I thought maybe they were right.
Maybe it's men that are causing the domestic violence in a home.
I don't know.
But it actually turns out it's.
Men are actually off the hook this time.
Yeah, men are actually doing well.
Men actually.
Sorry, once again, we misjudged you guys.
It was actually the weather that was causing domestic violence against women.
So sorry.
This is my apology to all men.
Well, here's the good news, short kings.
Short kings have never committed domestic violence.
No, here's the good news, short kings.
Not only being a man no longer an indicator to be a purveyor of domestic violence.
Not only are men not causing domestic violence anymore, but guess what?
Guess what else?
Told people.
Well, climate change is causing people to die.
Guess what, short people?
This is your year.
It turns out, New York Times you're potentially saving the planet by shrinking the needs of subsequent generations, lowering the height minimum for prospective partners on your dating profile is a step towards a greener planet.
Climate change is actually being reversed by dating short people.
Wow.
Oh, I thought there was nothing I could do.
I thought there was nothing like a dream on the planet.
Yeah, so it turns.
Man, I can't believe I already made a big fatal error on marrying you.
A big long time ago.
It turns out, like, this is what I love about all of it.
It's like, we have problems in the world.
We have genuine problems, okay?
I don't know about you.
I work in media.
So I work around the most, I've worked around the most problematic people that exist in the planet.
Right now, McCarthy, we're going to talk about McCarthy.
They're on the floor.
Problematic people.
That's why you run the government.
It's why you work in media.
You work in media.
You are in politics because you're a problem.
Now, here's the problem.
The good news is, is that problems are the solutions.
So it's like, oh, short people, problem.
Solution?
It ends global warming.
Yeah.
It ends with you, short people.
Good news.
This is for you guys.
Good news.
If you're just doing alive, short people are saving the planet.
But that means that short people are also subsequently doing what?
Ending people dropping dead from heart cardiac arrest.
They're ending domestic violence.
Vertical, vertically, being vertically challenged.
It's actually a disability.
Wow.
I call it a disability.
Having a vertical challenge.
You know, this, I would just always say on this podcast, I am so surprised every single day because I could talk for 37 hours.
I could do a Nick Ricada and probably do six-hour lives every single day.
Although, oh, did your camera freeze again?
Oh, you're kidding.
Oh my gosh.
Today's camera is brought to you by the vaccine.
Wow.
Did it fix?
Yeah, I think so.
I gotta read.
I don't know what's going on at the camera today, but it's back on.
But it's working.
I will say this, though, that it's it's it blows my mind because I wake up every day and I just go, I didn't expect that the way that we were going to have headlines was short people ending climate change.
Yeah, it's you never know where the year is going to take you.
And so whenever you start feeling discouraged about yourself, like, oh, I'm just so short, or oh, I'm just really fat, or my hair's this color, or I look this particular way, or I topped my genitals off.
Just remember, your time will come where you save the world.
Everyone gets a chance to be a hero.
And we never thought it was going to be the short kings, but there's a reason they're called kings.
It's because they save everyone.
And yeah, I just want to really celebrate you guys.
Have so much respect for everyone.
Is it just for the short men or the short girls too?
Well, hold up, hold up.
I want to bring this up because the stories are so crazy.
It reminded me of this clip from South Park, which is how Family Guy writes their stories.
Okay.
Like, you know, how Family Guy writes their scripts.
They go into the Fox studios to find out how Family Guy writes their scripts.
And it kind of reminds me how the headlines are designed every morning.
And this is exactly how people write headlines now.
Watch.
Hello, Mitchell.
Oh, hi, Miss Travis.
The president has asked that little Danny Pocket here speak with the Family Guy writing staff.
Are you sure they're working on a new episode right now?
It won't take long, sir.
All right, I'll take him back.
Follow me, little Danny.
You must be excited.
Not many people get to meet our writing staff.
Yes, I'm totally excited.
Family guy is so funny.
Well, here we are.
Danny, the Family Guy writing staff.
What?
They're manatees.
Gretchen and Flubber are from the Gulf of Mexico.
Tigger, Pete, and Lucy are from the Caribbean Sea.
Family Guy is written by manatees?
Of course.
It all makes sense now.
They really are brilliant creatures.
You see, the right side of the tank is filled with idea balls.
Each idea bar has a verb, noun, or pop culture reference written on it.
There's millions of them.
The manatees choose an idea bar and swim it over to the joke combine on the other side of the tank.
But there goes Gretchen.
She's coming up with an idea.
Oh, she came up with Gary Coleman.
The idea balls drop into the joke combine and form a part of the new script.
Laundry date winning Mexico Gary Coleman.
A perfect Family Guy joke.
I can see it now.
Peter, you didn't do the laundry today.
You think it's bad?
Remember the time I won a date to Mexico with Gary Coleman?
Qué pastor, senors.
What you talking about, Williams?
When I make jokes, they are terrorist to a story.
Deep, situational, and emotional jokes based on what is relevant.
That is how that is like how people write articles.
It's like short people, climate change, dating advice.
Yeah.
Yeah, that'll work.
I think something is really coming together.
This is going to be good.
This is cracking the code.
Man.
I haven't heard anyone say that we're dying.
I mean, remember when we were going to die in 12 years?
It's got to be about 10 years now left of the world before climate change ends it.
Except the pandemic, the lockdowns probably gave us an extra 10 years.
Have you seen this?
No.
So this is also another version.
This said with these articles, right?
How did they write it?
This is a Vice.
This was Vice Headquarters.
Is this real video or prank video?
Prank video.
Is it how Vice comes up with their articles?
Like, how do these news stations come up with these things?
This is a look inside watch.
You Venezuela's transgender ketamine dealers.
It's like, just throw it at the sign.
They just throw dildills.
But that's what it feels.
It just feels a little bit like that, right?
I mean, when you're reading these articles and you go through it, it just, it is so confusing because I don't understand.
I just, I don't understand.
I don't understand.
That's all I'm going to say.
But going back to this, let's continue on.
Should we get, let me ask the chat, should we get into the McCarthy stuff?
I don't even know if we need to get into the, yeah, we'll get into the McCarthy stuff.
We'll get a little bit into it.
Okay, so this is boring, but let me know in the chat right now.
Do you guys want to talk about McCarthy stuff?
Do you want to go in there for a second?
Yes or no?
Yes or no?
Someone said, how is Elijah's voice higher pitched than this lady?
All right.
Everyone says, no, no, no.
I will watch one video, though.
I will watch one video.
People were saying that I didn't have evidence that Kevin McCarthy was a lizard person.
I've been saying this for a long time, that Kevin McCarthy, they're trying to vote for him for Speaker of the House.
He's a swamp ass.
He sucks.
He's horrible.
But finally, a clip came out, and I think we have further evidence.
That he's a lizard.
That he's a lizard.
Look, I have the record for the longest speech ever on the floor.
I don't have a problem getting a record for the most votes for Speaker 2.
Thank you all.
Well, I don't see how a few people, maybe it's five, maybe it's 20, sit because they want a gavel that they can't earn by the conference of themselves.
That would be interesting to me.
That's not what the constituents voted him for.
Look no further.
Okay, I'm going to say this because I look, and I love all these people.
If you want to hear about McCarthy, there's great people that talk about this stuff every day.
Go follow Benny Johnson.
He'll cover all of this stuff, every single tweet, everything.
And God bless him.
That's awesome.
I'm really glad he's able to do that because I don't have the ability to cover this stuff because it's so boring and it's stupid.
I've met most of these people.
Like, people that are new to this show don't realize.
I used to be very, well, I still am actually.
I still work with a lot of these people, but I'm traveling now.
But meaning, like, I don't want anything to do with this anymore.
I hate this.
I have, I've hated this.
I've been trying to leave the GOP establishment for so long because it's just stupid.
They're literally lizards and they crawled out of hell and they're going to eat your children.
But also, on the real note, but not joking, it's like, it's just grandstanding.
Like, they're sitting around voting for Speaker of the House.
Dude, McCarthy's a snake.
He's a lizard.
This guy takes money from Alphabet.
He was living in the apartment, from my understanding, Mac when I was in DC for a while.
He was living in the apartment that was owned, somehow, connected, and owned by the owners of Alphabet, the parent company of Google.
And I want to remind you, if you guys want to know why, everyone's like, should McCarthy be the Speaker of the House for the Republicans?
It doesn't fucking matter because they're all the same people.
Like, here's a good example of that.
It's like Silicon Visit from Politico.
Some Silicon Valley lobbyists are skeptical that McCarthy would actually enact policies that hurt their companies.
After all, the California lawmaker spent years distinguishing himself as their top advocate among congressional Republicans.
They say that he still maintains that friendliness behind closed doors.
Point done, okay?
He's in bed with the pocketbooks of big tech.
And it's like, oh, well, Trump endorse McCarthy now.
Oh, you know, she, he, Matt Gates, Bobert, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Silence.
I don't give a shit.
Nothing's going to change.
I am going to say this from the bottom of my heart.
And I've had Matt Gates on this show.
I've had Lauren Bobert on the show.
I've had Marjorie Taylor Greene on this show.
Trump invited us to his residence multiple times.
I've been around.
I've seen it all.
I've known these people.
And guess what?
When you try to get out, you're either in or you're out.
And they go, well, we're going to kick you out and we're going to do this and that.
Fuck you guys.
I don't even want in.
I don't even want to play with you guys.
You guys can keep circle jerking yourselves, talking to lizard people, having a good time.
And guess what, snake boy?
Guess what?
Keep sucking your tail and slithing around because I don't give a shit about any of this because it's not going to change.
And the point is, I'm sorry to say this, but Trump is endorsing this guy.
And it's like, all you need to know about this is people are basically fighting over who gets to become the prom king of the Down syndrome dance night.
You frozen?
No, we thought you were frozen.
I'm just saying.
No, but I meant like it's, it's just, it's like, it's like, I look at all this, and I've been saying, I don't, who cares about this?
It's Vladimir Putin is probably the most honest person publicly about the United States government.
It's run by the same bureaucrats.
Kevin McCarthy is a Democrat and Democrats are Republicans.
Shocker.
They're all the same thing.
Now, I'm not accusing anyone by name, but I will accuse McCarthy saying it doesn't matter if McCarthy gets Speaker of the House or not.
It doesn't matter.
You have to realize how messed up the United States government is.
Trump is endorsing this guy.
This guy, might I remind you, might I remind you, is a cuck and he's a bitch.
And this is what he said after January 6th, Trump.
This is why I don't play politics.
Because people will either ruin your life or make your life great, no matter what happens if it's politically advantageous to them or based on truth or not.
And here's an example.
This is Kevin McCarthy talking about Trump in 2021.
That doesn't mean the president is free from fault.
The president bears responsibility for Wednesday's attack on Congress by mob rioters.
He should have immediately denounced the mob when he saw what was unfolding.
These facts require immediate action by President Trump.
Accept his share of responsibility, quell the brewing unrest, and ensure President-elect Biden is able to successfully begin his term.
Yeah, Trump just endorsed that guy to lead the Republican Congress.
Crazy, huh?
Like, I mean, that's why I don't want to play this game because it's like, that's, why do you want to live in a world like that?
This guy literally accused him of causing an insurrection on an official public proceeding.
And then now Trump's endorsing him because it's what's politically advantageous and what works.
I'm out.
Goodbye, everyone.
I'm done.
I'm doing my own thing now.
I'm hanging out.
I'm going to go interview people on the beach.
I'm going to go talk to people.
I'm going to live my life.
I was in this world for four years, and it's a bunch of shit.
And these people suck.
And the weirdest part about this is, is the fact is, I'm showing you evidence right here and right now.
It's not a joke.
This is real.
He's a lizard person and you don't believe me.
Hello?
I believe you.
That's real.
I believe you.
That's not edited.
That's not AI.
That is real.
I believe.
And the green moss hanging down from the ceiling.
That's natural.
That's in DC.
It comes out when they come out of their portals in the morning.
No, but you know, I mean, I mean, the hyperbole is there, but also I hate, I hate this stuff.
Like, it's just like, it's like, dude, they're all, and again, I totally am sympathetic to Gates and Boebert and all these people that don't want him to be Speaker of the House.
I totally am sympathetic to everyone who wants the country to change.
But as of right now, there's no direct path forward.
There's no direct way that we can change things.
And I'm not trying to be a black pill here.
I'm just saying, like, the fact that we could spend four days talking about this, this has been going on.
And they're going into a fifth vote, maybe.
I don't know if it even changed.
Maybe they already voted for him.
It's like, do you care about this?
No.
No, you don't.
Nothing's going to change.
He's just like Nancy Pelosi with more scales and less vodka.
So he's less fun and more snakey.
I'll take a drunk demon over a snakey lizard guy.
Okay.
Why were you so discouraged by that tirade?
Well, I don't think you left us with a lot of happiness, but that's all right.
Yeah, and I don't—to be honest, I know this is going to come as a really big shock to most people, but I pretty much know nothing about this topic, so.
But I will say that I totally, totally, totally, totally am functionally understanding the fact that, like, I have watched this, and I bring in the joke to it, too, about him being a lizard and stuff, only because— Oh, I thought you said that was true.
No, yes, it's true that it's a joke.
No, but I bring this up because it's like I see these accounts, like, dude, like, I'm going to be straight up honest with you.
I don't know if most of these politicians really care, and I don't really know if any of the commentators really care.
I get it.
It's a job.
It's a business.
It's a cycle.
Everyone's got to make money.
And so, like, I mean, we're on a podcast and we're talking about things.
I do care.
I've tried to talk about most of the things that I do care about for funny things, but it's like this is a hundred years.
In 100 years, our parties have never been more divided.
And it's actually a good thing.
They're like, the Republican Party's divided.
We shouldn't have two parties.
Have you thought about that?
We shouldn't be having Republicans versus Democrats.
This is a very dangerous thing.
There should be multiple parties.
There should be a different system.
We shouldn't be a democracy.
We should be acting as a republic.
People are calling people for representatives.
They're calling them un-American.
Why are you calling people that have a different opinion that represent a different constituency un-American for representing their people?
We are in a mob mentality, class-based groups think system, and you're either in or you're out.
The nice thing is most of us watching this have checked out already.
We don't want to be a part of it.
Now, I will continue to cover the truth and what's going on, but this is also, I'm going to say, insignificant and a distraction at the moment.
And this is all the time I'll give to it for now.
Unless something crazy happens, I just want to know where the January 6th pipe bomber is.
That's what I'm confused about.
That's what I'd like to know.
So please tell me if you can figure that out.
And some of these people, I'm not going to consider any of them friends, but friendly.
And I was talking to a few of them recently, and they're nice people, and I don't judge them, and they're just doing their jobs.
But politics is about theater.
And it's like, I don't, can you, this is what's crazy.
Everyone was like, oh, you know, Matt Gates, Matt Gates, Matt Gates scandal, Matt Gates scandal.
Can you name one policy Matt Gaetz has pushed?
They have you talking about Matt Gates and everything about Matt Gates.
Okay, so what is Matt Gates?
He's a politician.
What is he supposed to do?
Create policy or just like help write policy and pass legislation.
What policies?
What legislation?
No.
Well, what about Matt Gates?
What about Matt Gates in this and that?
You're talking about people you've never met that you'll never know about things that you are not involved in.
And then the things that matter, like the policies, you don't, you can't name it.
And right now, as Speaker of the House, everyone's like, McCarthy shouldn't be speaker.
You should be speaker.
What's one reason why you shouldn't be speaker?
What's one policy?
I just showed you one video and one article to prove to you why this guy's a cuck bitch.
But it's like, oh, well, because I like Bobert and Bobert says he shouldn't be.
And I like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Taylor Green says he should be.
How about you think for yourself?
How about you think for yourself and not care and actually ask yourself, does it even matter?
Was there any other better option?
And why are we wasting our time with Anaconda's in office?
That should be a movie.
That would be the best.
You know, I've told people on here that I, before I got into podcasting, I almost worked for the sci-fi channel in a major sci-fi movie.
And I realized I probably should just went with that direction.
I would be so much more successful and happy if I was just in Anaconda's in Office 3.
What role did you get?
I'm not going to.
No, I'm not in Anaconda's in office.
But I will say that I did.
I did go in.
Annika don't want none unless you got Speaker of the House, hon. Anyway, moving on.
I told you you weren't going to know anything about that.
But I did like this.
This was actually my favorite thing.
Bad lip reading.
Because they're talking, right?
And bad lip reading made a video of them trying to figure out Speaker of the House.
And you'll like this, though.
I thought this was funny.
Watch.
You dreamt of Dracula while we're on this sort of stuff.
You heard of the Pied Piper?
Well, in my dream, Pied Piper had toilet paper, one sheet of the cheap kind.
Yes.
And he took that and he ripped out a creme brulee and a little tiny pepper before he ate a tree.
You didn't have that dream.
Yes, I did.
Nope.
You did not.
Don't tell me you did.
It's not true.
You didn't ever get to dream of the Pied Piper eating a tree.
You're telling me you dream that too.
then it wasn't as cool as Marjorie.
That's probably pretty accurate.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I can't.
I think the last time I talked to that guy was, I don't know, some other time I saw him outside somewhere and I talked to him or whatever and he was very busy.
And now he's just talking with AOC.
And he's a great guy, by the way.
And AOC, they're all probably, they're all friends behind the scenes.
It's actually true.
And like, I'll go up.
Like, here's the funny thing about politics.
Like, I'll go up to a March for Our Life's event with Cam Caskey or something and go shake his hand and be like, what's up?
I'm like, it's Elijah.
And I'll fake fight with people on the internet for fun.
And it's just like trolling people.
But in person, I'm always really kind to everybody.
And what you see is what you get on camera.
Like, this is me.
And I'm shocked that any of these people let me in to their club for a little bit.
And the problem was, is that with this club, is that when you're in it, like they say, it's a one giant club.
You're either in it or you're not.
But you can only go so far into it until you have to literally sell your soul.
And I'm just saying this.
You don't see anybody in this club that is genuinely happy.
You don't see anyone who looks like a life that you want.
That should show you whether the fight club is worth joining.
It's not worth joining.
And you meet the worst human beings that could live on the face of the earth.
And that's why they all age and they die.
And it's like, or they inject baby's foreskins into their face or something.
I don't know how these people live so long.
It shocks me and why none of them died from COVID.
Saline.
Saline injection.
Saline injections.
That was your big add to the pot.
You know, I'm just holding myself back.
There's so much I could say on this topic.
I could say so many things, but I just don't.
You basically said a lot of them.
You already said a lot of the points I was going to make, so I'll just leave it there.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to go to the super chats.
I'm going to look at some super chats here.
If you want to leave super chats, you can go to locals, elijashaf.locals.com.
You can look at the super chats.
I'm going to bring them up here.
This was from John Boy Mag said, this is just some feds trying to fit in with the SOBs right now.
Oh, it is actually pretty good.
That is pretty good.
All right.
John Boy Mag sent that as well.
We have Bass Latin in the chat.
Bass Latin in the chat.
Said, finally catching the show while it's live this year.
Let's go, bass Latin.
Follow him on Instagram.
Spaghetti Enward.
I have to take him off really quickly before I scroll because I never know if they're appropriate for the internet.
Another John Boy original said, This, I'm not like other girls.
I'm much, much higher on the FBI's list.
If you guys didn't watch my last podcast, I did get court documents finally proving that the FBI has been spying on me and that they have been doing some very illegal things using the Patriot Act to monitor my communications.
Very nice.
That's crazy.
They'll find it.
They also said, Kez, if you're safe, midgets, please.
That's from Doomsday.
Spaghetti Enwards said, Elijah, did you ever watch the full Shabos Goy music video?
I don't know what that means.
Oh, I think that was that one of that they were singing the other day.
What does Shabos Goy mean?
I don't know.
You have to Google it.
What does the chat say?
Can someone in the chat tell me what Shabos Goy means?
Shabos Goy.
Anyone know what that means?
Huh?
Okay, nobody knows what that means.
Shabos Goy.
Anyway.
Great help, you want to.
Shabos Goys.
I don't know what that is.
Anyway, next thing.
Toxic Voxic said, hello, fellow goys or something.
What the hell?
Wait, I can't see that.
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
Something.
I don't know what that means.
Oh, my, that's a lizard.
Oh, okay.
Oh, my God.
Or fellow tards.
Spaghetti Edwards said, free Kez.
John Boy Mag also said that we saw that earlier.
Spaghetti Edwards said tip for Elijah to say mud baby again.
Mud Baby.
Nice.
MJ in the chat.
Welcome back, MJ.
MJ says, I said this already, but I'll say it again because I forgot sending my coins and listening while I'm painting walls.
Have more fun than me, everyone.
Aw, painting walls.
That sounds nice.
That is.
Doomsday Cracker.
Oh, by the way, I think I'm going to be able to set up and integrate it on our Rumble now.
If you also want to see some super chats, I can send them on Rumble as well.
I'll be checking that.
We never get any on there because I don't think we really have like our following is pretty small, but we do appreciate you guys being on there.
And I'm going to try to work on getting Rumble bigger.
Someone also made a meme from the show, very detailed.
Stop biting your hand off alcohol.
That is really good.
As soon as I saw that picture, I knew exactly what it was referring to because it was very good.
Doomsday Cracker sent something that I'm not putting on the screen.
Spaghetti Edwards said, withholding cats from locals, it has the same energy as abusing one with crisp.
It is true.
Free Kez.
I'm just, I need to get a couple people.
I told you.
Next week she'll be back.
Just because I'm dyslexic.
I like this one.
Me painting.
Wait, me painting my face black so nobody can call me racist.
Wow, that's such a good idea.
People should do that.
Everyone, if you're white, go and paint her face black right now.
Paint your face black so you can be a fact.
John Boy Max said, he said he is waiting on a Wirex of Australia.
Yeah, that's actually true.
They don't have Walmarts on the beach.
We don't yet.
I'm going to build the first one.
We're trying.
We're advocating for it.
Who controls media in the South Park universe?
Oh, can't put that on the internet either.
But maybe it's true.
You'll have to find out by going to the locals chat.
U.S. Virgin Island AG was fired by Biden in person after she filed a lawsuit against J.P. Morgan for helping Epstein.
Yes, I do know that.
Biden did just make cover for Epstein in front of our eyes.
And nobody cares because fuck you.
Exactly.
This is sad and true.
It says, your IPs are being logged and your post documented by several agencies.
I'm just saying, yeah, I know.
You guys, you have to watch the last podcast.
It's pretty crazy.
Like, Apple's involved in this, and they've just been monitoring everything I do and handing it all over to the FBI.
I don't know.
It's really weird.
I don't understand it.
I don't get it.
It says, if you want nicotine in the morning, don't buy these pop-tarts.
Just buy the toothpicks Elijah is selling.
What kind of ones are those?
Pixatine dial that said cigarette flavored.
Oh, disgusting.
Yeah, pixetine.com slash Elijah.
That is absolutely true.
I'm going to go to Rumble and just see if we had any super chats on Rumble and if that's there.
I don't think we really do any there, but it's always worth seeing.
If we get our first one of the week, that would be cool.
Wow, 379 people watching.
What's up?
My favorite people.
Oh, we got two.
From John, just one question said, Elijah, if you could join the Yee campaign, how and why would you support Dickliss Michael in this endeavor?
That's a really good question.
If I wanted to join, I would just try to talk to Fuentes.
Who's Dicklis Michael?
I don't know.
We also have one from iCoherent Turd said, locals chat, represent with a retarded person with a green hat.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, well, we really appreciate that.
That's awesome.
I'm still considering whether we should try to get our YouTube remonetized again.
Do you think it's worth it in the chat on the YouTube chat right now?
There's a way that we might be able to get remonetized, but we would have to delete everything.
Then they'll remonetize us and start back over from scratch on YouTube.
Is that worth it?
Should we delete everything anyways?
And should we do that?
That's just the question.
Like, is that worth it?
I don't know.
Because getting remonetized on YouTube would help support the show a lot.
It really would.
And people could send super chats.
It'd be really cool.
But also, like, YouTube's gay.
And not being monetized, we kind of fly under their radar and we get less issues because we don't make money.
So everyone's saying, no, Not worth it.
Not worth it.
Monetize is overrated.
Well, it also brings in a lot of money too.
Yeah.
Money's overrated.
Earning money sucks.
I hate that.
Everyone's like.
Not that I've ever earned money myself, but yeah.
Everyone's like, archive it to another channel.
Well, it's on Rumble.
It is all on Rumble.
Everything's on Rumble.
This is all backed up on Rumble.
So I could just keep it backed up all on Rumble and then just make people go to Rumble if they want to watch all the videos.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess.
I feel like Rumble is a good idea.
However, they make money.
I'm like, I think we should just do it and then we should just do half the, I think we should work on just doing 45 minutes to an hour on here and then do another 30 minutes on Rumble and then we do a 10 minute after show with Q&A on Locals where we can do call-ins.
Just call-ins on locals and just talk to people on locals about random shit and their opinion on stuff.
Yeah.
Because there's some really big announcements happening with locals.
Don't forget, guys, if you'd like to support, you can go to elijaschafer.locals.com.
The community of all the retarded people that hang out together, including fiery Sarah, drummer Merck, Doomsday Cracker, Incoherent Turd.
We're all in, we're all in on the way.
But that's a good thing.
People said, get your cash, Lija, repost Rumble.
I'm thinking that too.
I'm thinking we just delete everything on YouTube and then we start over and then we just get remonetized and try it.
And if the worst comes to worst, then all of our stuff is off YouTube and we just push people to Rumble anyways.
Yeah.
We're not gonna stop posting to YouTube, but we'll see what happens.
Anyways, guys, thank you so much again for watching another nightly offensive.
Yeah, that's it.
I thought you said we had some lots and lots of things to talk about today.
Yeah, but I ended up going over on a bunch of stuff and I think we're already at, where are we at?
We're already at an hour and 30 minutes.
And so I'm trying to keep them at it.
I'm trying to keep extra content right now this week.
We were only doing an hour before we left the country.
So an hour and 30 minutes is pretty good.
Oh, yeah.
And we got to get it rolling and we got to get the audience back up and back in and remind people that we're still producing and that we don't take shit from no demons.
Anyway, thank you guys so much again for watching.
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It might not even make it onto YouTube.
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We are on Rumble, Odyssey, YouTube, Twitter, and we'll start live streaming to Facebook very shortly as well.
Thank you so much again for watching.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
We appreciate you guys around here.
Thanks for putting up with the crazy camera and all this stuff.
Kez, you have anything to say goodbye on?
No, I never have any final words, but just see you later, guys.
Yes, have a really good weekend.
Oh, it's only Wednesday.
So it's just in the midweek.
It's Thursday for us.
You can get through the rest of the week.
It's Thursday for us.
Yeah.
It's the hump day, and we're here with you to enjoy it.
Hump day.
Come on.
The weekend's coming.
The next time we see you will be Friday, and it'll be really good.
And then it'll be the weekend.
So you can get through the week if you're having a tough week.