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Every single person to my left, to my right, whether you're in Australia, it turns out COVID was just the beginning, and you don't even have to freak out about the flu or about RSV, which most of you don't even know what that is, because there's a triple demic that's on the rise.
And they're trying to distract you with Speaker of the House, Kevin McCarthy, which I confirmed as a lizard person.
I actually have video evidence of scales falling off his face.
It's not a joke.
This is a real warning there.
The triple demic is going to kill everybody, just like COVID killed everybody.
And if you survived COVID, that's because you were a conspiracy theorist.
And if you didn't get vaccinated and you didn't die, that's because you're retarded.
And so now you're going to die.
They're really going to get you this time.
We have so much insane stuff to cover.
It is a Wednesday night in the USA, 10 p.m. Eastern Time.
Approximately, I am recording live from Australia.
I am married to the host of Slightly Offensive, who does a live stream five days a week, five to three days a week, Monday through Fridays, Saturday through Sundays.
So if you don't know about this, actually, the triple demic is back.
So this is from pretty crazy news that I got, that the triple demic is back and a lot of people don't know what the triple demic is because we've had the pandemic, the scamdemic, the swine flu, but it turns out particularly that was a really oh yeah monkeypox yeah well, from CNBC, from Forbes to everybody, including the very reliable FortuneWell dot, the most reliable resource ever says, it's not just you.
So this is good information.
It isn't just you okay well, not alone, we're not alone.
Everyone really is sick this holiday season as the U.S. Battles the worst in a decade oh, you're kidding no, the worst in the decade.
They feel left out, because it turns out, winter covet surge is only part of the problem, as the?
U.s confronts a flu for the record books and a fierce resurgence of Rsv among other infections.
Now, I don't know if you remember this.
What's really crazy though, is that back in 2018 and 2019 Rsv, which is a very severe virus that primarily comes like, infects children, but it does infect adults.
I'm one of those lucky ones that have a really good immune system, where my bottom, my body, just um battles infections naturally and gets strong on its own, without having to pump my body filled with um, injections and stuff like that.
I got the vaccinations, and so give it up to the media, though to, rather than just saying, hey, you know, we have three diseases that have been around, because I want to remind you, 2018 2019 was one of the worst flu seasons of history.
The hospitals were full.
They were at breaking point.
RSV has been very bad for the last decade.
Then, in 2020 Shebang Shaboom Shebang, Abracadabra the flu disappeared entirely.
RSV, nowhere to be found.
Wow, like a black man at a party when the cops pull up, gone, just gone.
So COVID-19 may have lost its daily news headline status.
Bingo.
That's why we're heading into a triple demic.
We're heading into it because nobody cares about COVID.
So it's like nobody cared about the flu.
Nobody cared about RSV.
So we had to stop talking about those.
All people cared about was COVID.
COVID everywhere.
COVID in my drinks.
COVID in my eyes.
We were talking to people last night.
We went to dinner with some awesome people out here.
And what were they saying?
I won't give their names, but they were saying that down in Melbourne, if you were riding a bike outside, you would actually get yelled at without a mask.
Like if you wrote a bike outside without a mask, you would get yelled at during the COVID years, 2020, 2021.
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Yeah, because you weren't protecting the people around you.
I'm just going to say this because this article kind of gave it away.
This is why I brought this article up.
There's a lot of articles about this, by the way.
But it said that it lost its daily news headline status, but the disease rages on with 2,700 weekly deaths.
But not to make fun of death, because not, well, I mean, if I died, I wouldn't be so upset.
But it says here that millions of Americans chronically disabled from long COVID, not from the vaccine, from long COVID, 4 million of which are kept from work.
The wintertime is a terrible year for RSV as well as potentially worse flu season, can add insult to injury.
But what I find to be so weird about this is the flu didn't exist in 2020.
This is a real article.
I would like to bring this up from Scientific American.
Like, just to remind you guys, I'm never going to let them forget about this.
But here's the key part, though, that they messed up in this report.
It says here that influenza cases reported to the World Health Organization dropped.
So it's not that influenza went away.
They just stopped reporting it and called everything COVID.
And then it went away for a year and a half.
Literally, reminding you, if you're just on the live, flu disappeared for more than a year.
So isn't that weird, though, that they say, like, the science is settled, flu disappeared, and then they claim that it only, what disappearing means is they stopped reporting it, which is sort of like the deaths from, heh, the little squishy squishy prick prick.
They're not reporting those deaths, so they're not happening.
It says, this winter time, a terrible year for RSV, a potentially worse flu season, could add insult to injury.
Good writing there, right?
Clever.
Clever.
Insult to injury, especially when one considers the fact that COVID-19 leaves some people with impaired immune systems, similar to what HIV does to AIDS.
I feel like these articles are like the coming out of the closet for conspiracy theories.
It's like, you know, remember when the cure for HIV and the treatment was what was killing people?
I just want to remind people that it was not.
The reason why you don't see gay people dropping deads from HIV everywhere is not because of the slang term.
It's called prep, but it's not because of the blocking mechanism, the medication they have.
That it's not just gay people.
You don't hear of a lot of people having HIV in general or dying from it because they were killing the people, okay, with treatments that were killing them.
I just got to remind people of that.
Reminding people that with the swine flu, the vaccine they created for the swine flu also killed people as well.
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It was like, hey, and now COVID's changing and it's just doing what AIDS used to do.
It's like, huh?
Well, this isn't looking good for you guys.
Then it goes on, it's even crazier and says that the multiplication of disease could amplify the risks of influenza and RSV to result in more severe cases of these diseases, which may result in increased deaths and morbidity.
I don't know if that's any different scientifically.
And this isn't something our country can nor the world can afford.
Yeah, so yeah, so if you're vaccinated, then I think you shouldn't worry about the triple demic because you're protected, right?
I think that's the whole thing.
So yeah, it's weird.
The heart things, I've never heard of the flu causing blood clots and heart attacks, but I don't want to, I'm not a doctor, so who am I to speak on this?
They were saying it was respiratory illness and the hospitals were overflowing with respiratory illness and we were all going to die.
We are percentage points over the height of the pandemic.
Like, I mean, we are like, look at that.
That's about seven to eight times higher rates of respiratory hospitalization and you don't even hear about it.
Like, the vaccine is out in full supply.
That's what this graph, from my understanding, was saying over the season of illness.
Look at 2019.
I fucking told you, people, when we started this, I knew that this was fake because I had looked at this stuff in the beginning and I was like, hey, this was back in like April of 2020, by the way, on our show.
I was explaining, or sorry, actually, I think it was like May 16th after the break.
I went, hey, we saw similar hospitalization rates to this last year.
Like, there's nothing different to this year.
I'm not worried.
And I wasn't worried from the beginning because I actually worked as a data scientist for a while and worked in this kind of field where you actually quantitative, qualitative data points and you would look at trends and overall statistical significance.
And it's a little thing just called analysis.
And you can see without having a background in that, hey, this is not, in general, the doctor visits that are going up.
Now, maybe this is excluding ER visits.
Maybe this is excluding certain types of medical interventions.
I don't know.
I mean, this is not conclusive.
But I'm just going to say, it looks like they might have lied about everything.
But like, what is insane to me about this is not just the BS, but like the data's coming out, and it looks like we've all been lied to.
I know it's shocking, but you guys got to really take note of these data points.
By the way, that was from Yahoo Finance.
If you're looking for the source, Yahoo Finance, that's actually true.
It is crazy, though, because in the midst of this, right?
Did you see this?
I've talked to people about why we're in Australia.
I can't bring family members to the United States.
So the U.S. was set to suspend their vaccine requirement.
I don't even like to call it a vaccine anymore, but they were set to suspend the vaccine requirement to get into the U.S. starting in, I believe it was January 8th.
You're supposed to be able to enter the U.S. unvaccinated starting January 8th.
So, yeah, so it's emergency amendment requirements for proof of being fully vaccinated against COVID-19.
Flights departing on or at this time, April 10th.
Foreign air carriers regulated all last departure of the United States.
And it says it was a president issued a proclamation advancing the safe resumption of global travel during the COVID-19 pandemic, which apparently is still going on.
And then it was amended and brought back to light, which is kind of crazy that in 2022, when we're in the triple demic, that we're extending the pandemic.
But what is crazy is, is that now we're extending this.
And you go, oh, well, like, maybe the data is just coming out now from the United States government saying that, okay, the, you know, the triple demic's here.
We didn't know the vaccines weren't going to work the way they promised that they were going to work.
But check this out.
I was doing research today.
I found this article that was titled, Why Most People Who Now Die With COVID in England Have Had a Vaccination.
But look at the look at the notice on the top of it.
Remember, even how Canada got Mrs. Claus to tell all the kids to get vaccinated?
And then she, that was the most awkward, uncomfortable video for anyone who's seen that with that other lady.
And they were trying to like have a discussion, but it was like they needed to maybe go to like acting school or just like personality school or anything to just like up the energy.
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Well, here's okay, here's, here's what uh, Jester Bell, by the way, Jester Bell is filmmaker writer, actress and youtuber.
Uh, she stated here that today DC released comic in which the Joker becomes pregnant and gives birth to a mud monster who transforms into a child version of himself who he adopts as his son.
Well, I don't know if this is a weird thing because remember, originally Joker was the Joker because he fell into like a bat of like chemical, toxic waste.
From my understanding, then he became the Joker because he just lived in normal society.
I think so yeah, so he has, so he no, so so he's like um, basically He's like a Sigma male.
Sigma also, I'm gonna reiterate this: the Sigma thing lost its meaning.
Everything loses its meaning after a while.
Like, Sigma was always a stupid meme, but you know, people with autism liked it.
And it was funny in its own way, a little bit.
Like, it was like, oh, Sigma male, like, because you're like low-key, a serial killer, and you're sociopathic, but you pretend like you're stoic.
No, but it's like you pretend like you're stoic and you hate everything.
And it was like a little bit of like the Joker memes.
Like, we all got into that Sigma Joker stuff.
But now, Joker is trans, which doesn't matter.
Like, I'm not going to pretend to be outraged by this.
I don't read comics.
I don't care.
But a lot of people do.
I just found it funny.
It's more bad for the trans community because now they're saying the result, like when you could tell someone's really gone crazy and mad is when they start claiming they're pregnant when they're a man.
Anyway, so I thought that the backwardness of this, right?
So we have the pandemic, and you know that, like, they're saying the way to stop the triple demic is through getting vaccinated, and that the excess deaths are happening because of the triple demic.
So one of the things that I really liked, and I learned a lot about the United Kingdom, was that there is a problem with white men in public demeaning women.
And all the black guys, the reason why there's so many black people roaming the street at night is because they're trying to stop the white guys from being sexist.
The hate for British people in this household is up here.
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it's up here um no but i i like why is he why is he escalating why is he escalating She didn't say anything, but he's mad that she didn't want one of his chips.
How would this story have been different if she said, oh, thank you.
Yeah, I guess I'll just have a small handful, if that's all right with you, and just took a little one chip or maybe just a little handful and said, thank you.
And make a big deal out of it because this is a pure example.
This is all true.
Everything you just saw here is how the world works.
I'm taking a different approach to my life to where I just don't give a fuck about anything that is said on the internet anymore.
I just do my own thing.
But I would say, if I was getting my booster, if I was full-blown gay AIDS lover, 3969420, find me at me.
That's my TikTok.
Then I would probably believe this.
And this is the kind of sad part.
I think Paul Joseph Watson was saying, like, hey, yeah, like, this is glad to know that the UK has a problem of white men offering women chips and that the black guys are helping equalize society.
Crime stats.
Crime stats don't really show that to be the same problem.
And also, like, in all seriousness, there are cases where people, men or women or whoever, anyone can be verbally abused on the street by a drunk person or just someone, whatever.
And so, like, I don't think either of us or anyone is, like, thinks that that's okay or appropriate or whatever.
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Okay, we're going to go back to the triple demic because I was going to say, we want to remind you guys, this is actually really sad.
It's definitely, you know, white people are bad, black people are good, women are all believe all women, and also vaccines don't hurt you.
This is the core values that I stand for today.
And my life's an example of it.
So I'm going to leave it here and just say, yeah, that's true.
However, here's a 13-year-old girl who took place and she joined the clinical trials for Pfizer.
The mom put her in it, so let's see this.
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It's basically an allergic reaction where your body attacks itself.
I can't walk, I can't feel from my waist down, don't have bladder control.
We have politics that seeped so far into the healthcare system that it's completely upended the patient-physician relationship.
They try to make you feel like you're crazy.
Today I sit down with Maddie DeGari, who was injured while enrolled in the Pfizer vaccine clinical trial for children.
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We've been pushing and pounding down the doors of the federal government for the betterment of a year, and we're still nowhere closer to getting these people help than we were a year ago.
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They happen to also have adverse side effects from something else.
What's insane, though, and I really encourage people to watch the podcast tomorrow.
I have an individual on who runs a hedge fund, $14 billion.
He manages $14 billion.
He's on tomorrow.
I know that the podcast has been a little bit like mature and the topics have been mature, but I'll explain to you why I've done that later.
I just wanted for a couple months to hit some real topics and some real people and branch out of just like laughing at things and talking about TikToks and stuff.
I'm like, hey, I want to go interview people going to jail, people being persecuted, people losing their businesses.
And I'm not even concerned about the views or anything.
I'm like, I want real stories and I want to tell the truth about what's going on with damages from the government, the persecution that's been happening.
I want to focus on reality.
And this hedge fund manager is betting against the U.S. economy because he believes that the injection jigger has caused excess deaths up to like 17 to 25 percent in young people.
It's caused many to be disabled, and he doesn't believe that the economy is going to recover.
And so his billions of dollars, they're betting against the U.S. economy and the global economy based on future damages they see and excess deaths in the working class and working age groups.
So I'm not saying that they're doing anything adversely or that they're damaging anyone.
I'm saying financial people who are not connected or are not biased are betting against the economy based on what they see as the mandates causing this.
That's what they see.
Who the hell are they?
They're just people that manage global wealth.
But I'm saying, like, now one in four Americans think that they know somebody who has died or was adversely affected by the mandates.
So, one in four, 25% of Americans believe they know somebody directly in their family.
I wish we would have known that the triple damage was coming.
I wish they would have been able to warn us so that we could have maybe they would have had time to make like a vaccine or something to protect us from the triple demic because they're really good at protecting us and they really care about our life and our health.
They want us to live long, happy, healthy, fertile lives.
So, you know how a lot of people that are out there have been saying that it's climate change that's causing the excess deaths, right?
It's climate change.
It is.
Well, it turns out that climate change is not just causing excess deaths, but climate change is actually causing, puts more women at risk for domestic violence.
From Kenya to India and the Philippines, more frequent and intense extreme weather events have led to escalating threats against women and girls.
So, it's official, which is actually good news because I was thinking sexist.
Well, I thought the vaccines might have been causing people to die, but they're not.
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I don't know what's going on at the camera today, but it's back on.
But it's working.
I will say this, though, that it's it's it blows my mind because I wake up every day and I just go, I didn't expect that the way that we were going to have headlines was short people ending climate change.
Yeah, it's you never know where the year is going to take you.
And so whenever you start feeling discouraged about yourself, like, oh, I'm just so short, or oh, I'm just really fat, or my hair's this color, or I look this particular way, or I topped my genitals off.
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Everyone gets a chance to be a hero.
And we never thought it was going to be the short kings, but there's a reason they're called kings.
It's because they save everyone.
And yeah, I just want to really celebrate you guys.
Have so much respect for everyone.
Is it just for the short men or the short girls too?
Look, I have the record for the longest speech ever on the floor.
I don't have a problem getting a record for the most votes for Speaker 2.
Thank you all.
Well, I don't see how a few people, maybe it's five, maybe it's 20, sit because they want a gavel that they can't earn by the conference of themselves.
Okay, I'm going to say this because I look, and I love all these people.
If you want to hear about McCarthy, there's great people that talk about this stuff every day.
Go follow Benny Johnson.
He'll cover all of this stuff, every single tweet, everything.
And God bless him.
That's awesome.
I'm really glad he's able to do that because I don't have the ability to cover this stuff because it's so boring and it's stupid.
I've met most of these people.
Like, people that are new to this show don't realize.
I used to be very, well, I still am actually.
I still work with a lot of these people, but I'm traveling now.
But meaning, like, I don't want anything to do with this anymore.
I hate this.
I have, I've hated this.
I've been trying to leave the GOP establishment for so long because it's just stupid.
They're literally lizards and they crawled out of hell and they're going to eat your children.
But also, on the real note, but not joking, it's like, it's just grandstanding.
Like, they're sitting around voting for Speaker of the House.
Dude, McCarthy's a snake.
He's a lizard.
This guy takes money from Alphabet.
He was living in the apartment, from my understanding, Mac when I was in DC for a while.
He was living in the apartment that was owned, somehow, connected, and owned by the owners of Alphabet, the parent company of Google.
And I want to remind you, if you guys want to know why, everyone's like, should McCarthy be the Speaker of the House for the Republicans?
It doesn't fucking matter because they're all the same people.
Like, here's a good example of that.
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Some Silicon Valley lobbyists are skeptical that McCarthy would actually enact policies that hurt their companies.
After all, the California lawmaker spent years distinguishing himself as their top advocate among congressional Republicans.
They say that he still maintains that friendliness behind closed doors.
Point done, okay?
He's in bed with the pocketbooks of big tech.
And it's like, oh, well, Trump endorse McCarthy now.
Oh, you know, she, he, Matt Gates, Bobert, Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Silence.
I don't give a shit.
Nothing's going to change.
I am going to say this from the bottom of my heart.
And I've had Matt Gates on this show.
I've had Lauren Bobert on the show.
I've had Marjorie Taylor Greene on this show.
Trump invited us to his residence multiple times.
I've been around.
I've seen it all.
I've known these people.
And guess what?
When you try to get out, you're either in or you're out.
And they go, well, we're going to kick you out and we're going to do this and that.
Fuck you guys.
I don't even want in.
I don't even want to play with you guys.
You guys can keep circle jerking yourselves, talking to lizard people, having a good time.
And guess what, snake boy?
Guess what?
Keep sucking your tail and slithing around because I don't give a shit about any of this because it's not going to change.
And the point is, I'm sorry to say this, but Trump is endorsing this guy.
And it's like, all you need to know about this is people are basically fighting over who gets to become the prom king of the Down syndrome dance night.
No, but I meant like it's, it's just, it's like, it's like, I look at all this, and I've been saying, I don't, who cares about this?
It's Vladimir Putin is probably the most honest person publicly about the United States government.
It's run by the same bureaucrats.
Kevin McCarthy is a Democrat and Democrats are Republicans.
Shocker.
They're all the same thing.
Now, I'm not accusing anyone by name, but I will accuse McCarthy saying it doesn't matter if McCarthy gets Speaker of the House or not.
It doesn't matter.
You have to realize how messed up the United States government is.
Trump is endorsing this guy.
This guy, might I remind you, might I remind you, is a cuck and he's a bitch.
And this is what he said after January 6th, Trump.
This is why I don't play politics.
Because people will either ruin your life or make your life great, no matter what happens if it's politically advantageous to them or based on truth or not.
And here's an example.
This is Kevin McCarthy talking about Trump in 2021.
It comes out when they come out of their portals in the morning.
No, but you know, I mean, I mean, the hyperbole is there, but also I hate, I hate this stuff.
Like, it's just like, it's like, dude, they're all, and again, I totally am sympathetic to Gates and Boebert and all these people that don't want him to be Speaker of the House.
I totally am sympathetic to everyone who wants the country to change.
But as of right now, there's no direct path forward.
There's no direct way that we can change things.
And I'm not trying to be a black pill here.
I'm just saying, like, the fact that we could spend four days talking about this, this has been going on.
And they're going into a fifth vote, maybe.
I don't know if it even changed.
Maybe they already voted for him.
It's like, do you care about this?
No.
No, you don't.
Nothing's going to change.
He's just like Nancy Pelosi with more scales and less vodka.
Well, I don't think you left us with a lot of happiness, but that's all right.
Yeah, and I don't—to be honest, I know this is going to come as a really big shock to most people, but I pretty much know nothing about this topic, so.
But I will say that I totally, totally, totally, totally am functionally understanding the fact that, like, I have watched this, and I bring in the joke to it, too, about him being a lizard and stuff, only because— Oh, I thought you said that was true.
No, yes, it's true that it's a joke.
No, but I bring this up because it's like I see these accounts, like, dude, like, I'm going to be straight up honest with you.
I don't know if most of these politicians really care, and I don't really know if any of the commentators really care.
I get it.
It's a job.
It's a business.
It's a cycle.
Everyone's got to make money.
And so, like, I mean, we're on a podcast and we're talking about things.
I do care.
I've tried to talk about most of the things that I do care about for funny things, but it's like this is a hundred years.
In 100 years, our parties have never been more divided.
And it's actually a good thing.
They're like, the Republican Party's divided.
We shouldn't have two parties.
Have you thought about that?
We shouldn't be having Republicans versus Democrats.
This is a very dangerous thing.
There should be multiple parties.
There should be a different system.
We shouldn't be a democracy.
We should be acting as a republic.
People are calling people for representatives.
They're calling them un-American.
Why are you calling people that have a different opinion that represent a different constituency un-American for representing their people?
We are in a mob mentality, class-based groups think system, and you're either in or you're out.
The nice thing is most of us watching this have checked out already.
We don't want to be a part of it.
Now, I will continue to cover the truth and what's going on, but this is also, I'm going to say, insignificant and a distraction at the moment.
And this is all the time I'll give to it for now.
Unless something crazy happens, I just want to know where the January 6th pipe bomber is.
That's what I'm confused about.
That's what I'd like to know.
So please tell me if you can figure that out.
And some of these people, I'm not going to consider any of them friends, but friendly.
And I was talking to a few of them recently, and they're nice people, and I don't judge them, and they're just doing their jobs.
But politics is about theater.
And it's like, I don't, can you, this is what's crazy.
Everyone was like, oh, you know, Matt Gates, Matt Gates, Matt Gates scandal, Matt Gates scandal.
Can you name one policy Matt Gaetz has pushed?
They have you talking about Matt Gates and everything about Matt Gates.
Okay, so what is Matt Gates?
He's a politician.
What is he supposed to do?
Create policy or just like help write policy and pass legislation.
What policies?
What legislation?
No.
Well, what about Matt Gates?
What about Matt Gates in this and that?
You're talking about people you've never met that you'll never know about things that you are not involved in.
And then the things that matter, like the policies, you don't, you can't name it.
And right now, as Speaker of the House, everyone's like, McCarthy shouldn't be speaker.
You should be speaker.
What's one reason why you shouldn't be speaker?
What's one policy?
I just showed you one video and one article to prove to you why this guy's a cuck bitch.
But it's like, oh, well, because I like Bobert and Bobert says he shouldn't be.
And I like Marjorie Taylor Greene and Taylor Green says he should be.
How about you think for yourself?
How about you think for yourself and not care and actually ask yourself, does it even matter?
Was there any other better option?
And why are we wasting our time with Anaconda's in office?
That should be a movie.
That would be the best.
You know, I've told people on here that I, before I got into podcasting, I almost worked for the sci-fi channel in a major sci-fi movie.
And I realized I probably should just went with that direction.
I would be so much more successful and happy if I was just in Anaconda's in Office 3.
I think the last time I talked to that guy was, I don't know, some other time I saw him outside somewhere and I talked to him or whatever and he was very busy.
And now he's just talking with AOC.
And he's a great guy, by the way.
And AOC, they're all probably, they're all friends behind the scenes.
It's actually true.
And like, I'll go up.
Like, here's the funny thing about politics.
Like, I'll go up to a March for Our Life's event with Cam Caskey or something and go shake his hand and be like, what's up?
I'm like, it's Elijah.
And I'll fake fight with people on the internet for fun.
And it's just like trolling people.
But in person, I'm always really kind to everybody.
And what you see is what you get on camera.
Like, this is me.
And I'm shocked that any of these people let me in to their club for a little bit.
And the problem was, is that with this club, is that when you're in it, like they say, it's a one giant club.
You're either in it or you're not.
But you can only go so far into it until you have to literally sell your soul.
And I'm just saying this.
You don't see anybody in this club that is genuinely happy.
You don't see anyone who looks like a life that you want.
That should show you whether the fight club is worth joining.
It's not worth joining.
And you meet the worst human beings that could live on the face of the earth.
And that's why they all age and they die.
And it's like, or they inject baby's foreskins into their face or something.
I don't know how these people live so long.
It shocks me and why none of them died from COVID.
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Oh, it is actually pretty good.
That is pretty good.
All right.
John Boy Mag sent that as well.
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Another John Boy original said, This, I'm not like other girls.
I'm much, much higher on the FBI's list.
If you guys didn't watch my last podcast, I did get court documents finally proving that the FBI has been spying on me and that they have been doing some very illegal things using the Patriot Act to monitor my communications.
I'm like, I think we should just do it and then we should just do half the, I think we should work on just doing 45 minutes to an hour on here and then do another 30 minutes on Rumble and then we do a 10 minute after show with Q&A on Locals where we can do call-ins.
Just call-ins on locals and just talk to people on locals about random shit and their opinion on stuff.
And we got to get it rolling and we got to get the audience back up and back in and remind people that we're still producing and that we don't take shit from no demons.
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