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Well, in all of the insanity that's been going on the last couple of days, it turns out that the U.S. has come out with its brand new budget.
And if I'm looking at this correctly and I begin to understand what exactly I want to read you some of this stuff.
Number one, we have millions of dollars for none other than a trail for Michelle Obama, named after Michelle Obama.
Millions of dollars for a gay museum to celebrate the homosexuals.
We got to give them more stuff.
They have never gotten enough.
Oh, and there's so much insane things that we've got to cover today, including the fact of the solution for minimum wage has finally come out.
Rather than raising it, we're going fully automated and a lot of insane stories.
It all happens now.
This is Nightly Offensive, and we are live out of Australia.
It is 10 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
Let's start the show.
Oh, we are so back.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm trying to do some confetti.
There you go.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm your top 17 host.
This is the nightly live stream.
Monday, Wednesday, Fridays at 9 p.m. Central, 10 p.m. Eastern.
We are live out of Australia traveling right now.
I'm joined in the studio by the lovely, the beautiful, my co-host, while we're on the road, Kez, Queen Fetus.
Wait, did we get these?
Yep, it's me again.
Good to see everyone.
Good to see everyone.
All right, so we've got some fun stuff today because what people don't realize is as I try to bring some structure to these live streams, let's jump right into this.
This is where we give our updates.
Our Monday, Wednesday, Fridays, just updates, like breaking news, updates, what's going on, things that we're not going to cover, but are very important.
Number one, would like to remind people that Zelensky is inside Washington, D.C. as we speak, and they are waving the Ukrainian flag.
He is there.
We are here.
We are queer, and we love our gay backup dancer.
And he's asking only for a minimum.
Guess how much he's asking for?
$10?
A little more.
$50, $100, $10 billion.
$45 billion.
So it's a little bit more.
I would have gotten there eventually.
Yeah, he's asking for $45 billion.
Wow.
Which really is pretty remarkable, I would say, because we've already given him like $47 billion.
And I just got to say, I don't know where we get these dollars from, but it's probably from us.
And that's why they hired 80,000 new IRS agents.
And nothing makes me more angry than realizing the fact that we hired 80,000 IRS agents so that we could take more of our money so that we could just give more money to Ukraine.
And remember this, Mitch McConnell, who's here, Mitch McConnell.
Oh.
Yeah.
He's the Senate minority leader.
Also said this about the goals of the American people right now when we have record inflation and we can't afford to eat.
Here's what he said should be our focus.
All right.
Making sure the Defense Department can deal with the major threats coming from Russia and China.
Providing assistance for the Ukrainians to defeat the Russians.
That's the number one priority for the United States right now.
According to most Republicans, that's sort of how we see the challenges confronting the country at the moment.
So he said that the number one concern of all Republicans is defeating the Russians in Ukraine.
I've met a lot of Republicans.
I am a registered Republican.
I'm not a huge supporter of the Republican Party.
I think they're full of crap.
I only registered so I could vote in a primary for Donald Trump.
But I will say this.
I've never met a Republican that is functioning that has told me that their top priorities were to defeat Russia in Ukraine.
It's very dismal.
It's kind of depressing almost.
What do you think your top priorities would be right now if you are a Republican?
Probably.
The homosexuals in Pakistan?
Oh, we'll get into that.
No, I was going to say, what I was about to say was going to get me kicked off the air.
It would involve like mass executions on the Capitol Mall.
So no, I don't want to.
So similar.
Along the same lines as invading the Russians, but similarly.
It might involve defeating the traitors in our military.
Well, in our country, which, by the way, here's the second update, as you've been tracking.
You know, the FBI got leaked that their emails between Twitter, the Twitter files, we've been covering them on the show.
We're covering them more tomorrow with Bryson Gray.
The fact that they actually hacked Twitter and they were hacking our profiles and censoring our memes.
They actually spent like, I think, $3.5 million in just 12 months censoring memes on Twitter.
The actual emails were released, but good update.
I have a very good update to everybody.
Are you ready for this?
They released a statement about it and said that it's unfortunate that conspiracy theorists and others are feeding the American public misinformation with the sole purpose of attempting to discredit the agency.
So even though we have their emails and we can prove that they were doing what they were doing, we have their names, their badge numbers, we have the exact clearances, they said that it's a conspiracy theory and they are really saddened that we would use evidence, which, by the way, really disappointed in us that we would do that.
Correct.
I don't know where they I feel like we've sort of learned again and again about just don't put things in emails.
Didn't we learn that from Hillary and then we just stop sending emails, guys?
Well, the thing is, is like accusations can happen all the time and then you go, well, where's the evidence?
Where's the evidence of the accusation?
Then no one turns it up except for the fact that here we have it.
We have the evidence.
I don't care.
I mean, and that's the gaslighting, which the only part about the FBI that I actually respect as a man is that they gaslight.
Because I think that's one of the greatest parts of being a man is just gaslighting people in general.
I think that's one of the funnest parts.
Keep everything a little bit of a mystery and gaslight women, gaslight the public, have a fun time.
So the FBI is on it.
I got to appreciate that, right?
It feels like their statement feels like we're not mad.
We're just really disappointed that you guys would fall for that.
You guys would see those emails.
You'd fall for those conspiracies.
We're just really disappointed.
We're not mad at you, but we're disappointed in your baby.
Yeah.
And it is weird, too, that they call like that they say that they're disappointed in us, that we would fall for the conspiracy theories.
Like, dude, we literally have an actor standing in Congress.
We're literally signing a flag like we're at a baseball game getting a prop from the U.S. government.
It's a bunch of actors in a room.
And did the girls coordinate those outfits?
Yes.
Yeah.
Same haircut, same necklace, same jacket, basically.
Well, and then it's like smile.
The FBI telling us that we're all conspiracy theorists.
That's just our little bit of our update of what was going on in the stories.
You're all conspiracy theorists.
You're all going to die, except for the fact that I'm getting jacked and fucked.
Wow.
Come on, go full screen.
Show everyone that.
But no, we're not.
I'm just going to keep going.
I'm getting jacked because I don't even care what's going on, Ukraine.
I just want to eat meat and do steroids like the Liver King.
Wow.
Wow.
That's amazing.
Zelensky.
It's like, might as well just become a TikTok.
Do you think, okay, if you did a wrestling match with Zelensky, do you think you would beat him?
Yeah, Zelensky's a bitch.
How tall is he?
Is he short?
Smaller than my dick.
And I have a micro penis.
That's not saying.
Okay, yeah, so let me just do some calculations.
Very small man.
I see.
He's one and a half inches.
Okay, all right.
I have a feeling he's got to be in the five foot area range, like five, nine or something.
Yes, and then last update, last update.
This is just an update on the economy.
As we get started, before we get into anything, you know, a lot of people were requesting minimum wage recently, right?
Minimum wage.
You've heard a lot about that.
Well, give it up for Texas, who found a solution.
Wow.
The first fully automated.
The way we McDonald's may be changing.
Check this out.
It's the first fully automated McDonald's in Fort Worth, Texas, where Slightly Offensive is from.
Wow.
And so there's nobody inside.
There's no, you can't get attacked by a fat black woman at two in the morning.
You can't get minimum wage if you don't have a job.
So we'll just give the jobs to robots.
I thought it was weird that they called it takeaway because that's a very Australian phrase.
The U.S. calls it to go.
I feel like everyone knows what it means, though, right?
I don't know what takeaway means until I came to this country.
I never heard of that until I came to this country.
I feel like I said all the time.
Yeah, because you're from this country.
That's the little bit of fun.
Oh, I never heard of that.
That's because that's where you're from.
But I lived with you in the U.S.
And I always said that.
Yes, because you're from Australia.
But people in the U.S., I need to know in the chat, does anybody call it takeaway?
Hey, can you go get some takeaway?
What do we eat?
Ones in the chat potatoes.
Ones in the chat potatoes.
Are we Jews on Christmas eating at a Chinese takeaway?
Oh, okay.
I'm feeling a little yiddish today.
Don't the Chinese also eat Chinese on Christmas?
But just get involved in a plot to take down the United States.
Oh, here we go.
All right.
You thought we were going to get through one episode without, but we're talking about McDonald's and we've got to talk about it.
All right, we just got to jump right into this.
Okay, so the new budget came out.
New budget came out.
It's super important because if you guys know about this, Representative Dan Bishop, he represents the 9th District of North Carolina.
He is a congressman.
Let us know that they are releasing the new Omnibus budget.
It is actually a $1.7 trillion and 4,155 page bill that will be voted on in a matter of three days.
They have 72 hours to read 4,155 pages.
Wow, that is tough for all the dyslexics out there.
That would take us a very long time.
I'm just not understanding how they.
How many people are reading it?
Nobody.
Oh, they're not going to read it?
Yeah, no, nobody's reading this.
Not a single person is reading it.
So they're just, what are they going to do then?
I don't know.
I'm saying not a single person is reading it.
That's the whole point.
Oh, like.
What do you mean?
Nobody's reading the bill.
That's the whole point.
Nobody's reading it.
Oh, I thought, so we vote on the bill?
No, nobody's reading the bill.
They release a bill.
Nobody reads it.
They pass it on the House floor.
And then it all goes into action.
All of our tax dollars work towards this bill, but nobody reads it.
And then they read it afterwards and they find out what's in it.
So it's essentially like they put everything in the bill that they want.
No one has time to vote on anything.
They don't read it.
They don't go to the floor.
And then they decide the budget for the whole country without voting or without reading it.
That's how they run the country.
Everybody puts in everything they want, whoever controls the House.
And then once that happens, they all vote on the bill and then it all gets passed.
And then we find out later on YouTube the funny stuff that's in it, like right now.
Wow.
Yes.
So what's really crazy is they did.
So here's some of the crazy things.
So number one, they did bring money, I mean, allocate like over $11 million for the border patrol to increase our border, except for the fact that they restricted the ability for them to use it to acquire, maintain, or extend border security technology and capabilities.
So they allocated more monies requested for the border patrol, but they're not allowed to use it for the border.
Oh, okay.
So they'll just use it for staff parties or something.
Which is not a bad idea.
I mean, it's not a better idea.
You have $11 million.
That's a lot of whiskey you can get for $11 million.
Yeah, but now, but now it's, yeah, so it's to extend, you can't use it.
So they restricted them, which is really crazy, the fact that they actually allocated money for the border patrol.
So they can say, yes, we gave an extra, I think it was like $11 million, or maybe it was actually even more than that now.
Maybe it's gone into the hundreds of millions.
I might be mistaken.
Let me double check that because I haven't had a chance to read all 500,000 pages.
Really?
No, I haven't.
But I do know, let me see.
Where is this?
Where is this?
So if Greg Price said, oh, yeah, okay.
So actually, no, they ended up giving $400 million to increase border patrol, but it prohibits them from being used to acquire, maintain, or extend border security.
But at the same time, we do have in the bill, we gave $410 million to help Jordan, Lebanon, Egypt, Tunisia, and Omen secure their borders and extend border technology.
And can they use that?
Yeah, no, we gave it actually to extend border technology.
So we gave $410 million to Middle Eastern countries to help them secure their borders.
And then we gave $400 million more to our border patrol and gave them no right to secure the border and actually restricted them, saying, you literally can't use this money on what you're made for.
It's like being like, hey, dentist, here's a $200 million budget, but you're not allowed to use this on teeth.
Doesn't make much sense, does it?
I bet the dentist chair will be something special.
I was watching that one comedian on TikTok, and he was like, it was like, it was like me entering a gay bar.
And he was like, oh, hey, what's up, Johnny?
And the guy, Johnny, he's like, hey, welcome to the counter.
You want me to push your stool in?
And then he goes, oh, yeah, thanks, man.
That would make my whole week.
And then the guy goes, yeah, that's the whole point.
And then he goes, ooh, there's no stool in front of me.
I don't think I understand.
You're going to push your stool in.
That would make my whole week.
Stool means poop.
Never mind.
Okay, moving on.
He's pooping.
Never mind.
Never mind.
The bottom of the bottom.
Never mind.
That's the joke.
Okay.
Next, we have something very important.
Okay, that's where we have this.
Now we also have the fact that Section 8113, what the hell is going on here?
Okay, 8113 gives $410 million towards border security for Jordan, Lebanon, Egypt.
Like I said, we also are giving $1.438 billion specifically for membership into the multilateral organizations, including the UN.
So we're paying $1.4 extra billion dollars in our budget for a membership fee.
That is an expensive, that is expensive country club membership.
That is very pricey.
What do we get in the membership?
COVID vaccines, I think, or like the World Health Organization?
Who wrote the, who's making this up and putting it in the bill?
It's in the bill.
I put it in the bill.
I wrote the bill.
I wrote the bill.
Yeah.
This is so, this like is so, it's so, like, doesn't make sense.
Like how they even, it just feels like a funny joke to them or whatever.
Like, oh, let's, let's just do like a billion and $50 million.
And that'll just be for the membership fee and really is for an epic staff party.
There better be some, better be some like Lebanese strippers or something.
I want something for that money.
$1.4 billion.
I do want to say this, though, as we jump into this.
We have more to go on the budget because we're going to go over this for about another 10 minutes and then we're going to switch subject.
But I have a few more crazy stuff that's going on.
It is depressing.
Okay, here's the thing.
Always around Christmas time.
This is like for most, most content creators, views are down, things are slow.
It's Christmas time.
Like half the people I work with are not even working.
And most content creators, I know, pre-taped everything.
Nobody's really doing, some people are doing lives like Tim Poole, because Tim Poole's the most insane worker I've ever met in my entire life in a positive way.
I mean that he's one of the most impressive worker horses ever.
But most people take a break.
We're not taking a break.
And so, you know what's crazy is you know that everything in the world is staged and planned because around right now, nothing really happens until Christmas Day when they let Muslims blow up Christians.
So that's, we're on a break until the killing Christians starts up again.
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All right, let's jump into this.
So we're going back.
If you guys just jumped into the live stream, we're on the U.S. budget and what's going in the bill.
What's going in the bill?
So what is really crazy, and I thought was one of the craziest things, was that salmon appeared multiple times.
And one of the craziest parts about this was that there was $65 million set aside for restoration of Pacific salmon.
What does that mean?
Restoration?
Are we having a salmon issue?
I restore you.
It's like, Mr. Floppity Flip.
You're live.
You've been going the wrong way.
You've been going against the current, my salmon.
You've been going against the current.
I don't know what they're saying.
Are they going to grow more salmon or like protect the salmons or something like that?
Okay, well, you thought that was crazy.
All of this, it doesn't compute in my mind.
It doesn't make sense.
So there's another $5 million for salmon.
We don't really know what it means.
Salmon's a code word.
Oh, it's true.
There's $5 million for me.
There's also $3 million to study bee-friendly highways.
They just sent me a text message.
They said, we're really disappointed that you would think salmon is a code word.
We're really disappointed in you.
Yeah, but I was going to say, I was going to say they're also giving $3 million to study bee-friendly highways.
What?
Bee-friendly?
Huh?
What?
What is that?
What highways?
Bee-friendly?
What bees are crossing the highway?
What?
This, huh?
Bee-friendly highways.
Well, the bees like bumblebees?
Yeah, I'm not entirely sure.
Just to study them?
Yeah.
To study if the bees are crossing the highways.
Well, it's nectar-friendly practices on roadsides.
Stop.
Who is on the side of the road making nectar and being like, oh, sorry, we've got to see your papers if this is nectar-friendly.
What?
You can't do that with bees.
Hold on.
Just leave the bees alone.
Let them do their thing.
Stop.
This is really silly.
What?
What the heck?
Yeah, $3 million for bee-friendly highways.
Sorry, which one of the, I want to know who in the Congress was the one that said, hey guys, just my little thing I want to put in the bill.
Bee-friendly highways.
I'm a real big bee advocate.
Who was that?
Who was that?
Which one?
I would like that person who specifically put that one in.
I would like to know who they are and to understand what's going on.
Yeah, me too.
I can't, I can't, this is so, it doesn't, I don't, how do you even explain?
Oh, it gets so much worse.
The budget gets so much worse.
Now that's the same thing.
You never actually believe.
No, but it does get better.
Okay.
One of my favorite parts, too, was that we end up getting $65.7 million for international fisheries commissions.
I know human being and the fish can coexist peacefully.
President Bush was onto something when he said that.
We're actually looking the $65,719 million to help with fish.
On top of that, there's $575 million for family planning in areas where population growth threatens biodiversity.
Like, legitimately speaking, they said you can't give less than $575 million to be available for family planning and reproductive health where biodiversity is threatened.
So what that means is, is that places where like plant life is threatened, they're going to be funding abortions and contraceptives for people that live near plant life.
So you're telling me that if there's some bushes and trees around, you should probably have an abortion because we've got to protect the trees.
Yeah.
Well, all I'm going to say for that one.
Can someone just explain to me what having a baby, why you would have to cut down a tree in order to have a baby or how that would affect the trees?
Well, I don't know, but I do know the fact that we're giving $65 million to help build a building in honor of Nancy Pelosi.
$65 million.
$65 million.
On top of that, this is one of my favorite ones is we're giving $3.6 million for a Michelle Obama trail.
What?
Where is it?
A trail?
A walking trail?
Yeah, a Michelle Obama trail.
You can make a trail for free.
I'll make a take for $3.6 million.
Go for a walk somewhere.
Put a sign.
I'll make it for free.
I won't even charge you.
I'll get a piece of wood.
You can carve into it.
Whatever words you want to say.
We'll put it on the side of the road and then we'll just start walking and we'll make our own trail for free.
It'll cost you zero dollars.
Why is, hold on.
What does this make?
A trail for walking so that people can go walking through the bush?
Yeah, that's literally, that's many millions of people.
Is that something that Michelle Obama is really big into?
Yes.
100%.
Yes.
Bush walk up.
100%.
She's got a big bush.
She's got broad shoulders, too.
Good old Michael.
She should have been awesome.
Okay, swimmer.
These are some of my favorite ones, too.
I'm going to end this up here at $477K for anti-racist training for the Equity Institute.
That's a payoff to someone.
$300 million for a gay museum in New York.
$1.2 million to help Docker recipients.
$4.1 million in various career programs for one of the richest countries in the U.S. counties in the U.S., Fairfax.
On top of that, we got $47 billion for Ukraine.
That's why he's here.
And one of my favorite ones, I don't even know, oh yeah.
Look, we're also giving $524 million to help end structural racism.
Like, that should make people angry because that doesn't mean anything.
There's no structure in racism.
And it doesn't have any explanations.
We're trying to end racism.
And that's why it pays to play.
You wonder how you get rich.
You don't get paid $20 million to work in Congress, but you can run a nonprofit and you can get $25 million given to your nonprofit to help end structural racism, pay yourself a $6 million CEO advisory board status and give all your friends millions of dollars.
It's like you can just take money from the taxpayer, pay yourself millions of dollars, and it never runs out.
They take all of our money, we put it in the pot, they create these earmark programs, and every year there's just tons and tons of stuff, billions and billions and billions of dollars inside of our annual budget.
You have three days to read it.
They don't read it.
They pass it.
And whatever's in it, it's in it.
And that means they're all complicit.
It means the left and the right are equally complicit in this.
Remember that movie that just came out called Bros or something?
It was a gay movie about gay men and how no one watched it because nobody wants to watch gay things.
Why do you think we would want a homosexual museum?
We didn't want your movie, and we certainly don't want your museum.
They're going to be shocked.
They're going to be really shocked when no one wants to come to the museum.
What are you going to put in there?
This was the first man who bent over and spread his cheeks to get whatever.
He was gay.
I don't want to go and see that.
I don't want to read about it.
I don't want to watch it.
I will skip those parts in movies.
I will sniff it from a mile away and I don't want to.
What are you sniffing?
I'm telling you, anytime I will sense it immediately as soon as I go, oh, that person, they're going to be a gay character.
Every time I'm right, and I will fast forward those bits because I'm not watching that.
But what are you sniffing?
What's the smell?
No, it's a sense.
It's a sixth sense.
When something is funny, when someone you go, uh-oh, here we go.
They're about to put something.
This should make you laugh even more.
The fact that we're putting $300,000 per year for continuous plankton recorder.
Some change.
Plankton recorder?
The fish?
The plankton, the fish?
A recorder?
What sort of recorder?
I don't know, but this is my favorite one.
This is what the title of the show is on.
The $200 million for a gender equity fund to help with gays and women.
They're giving $200 million to Pakistan to promote democracy and for gender programs and to help promote gender equality and sexual understanding for homosexuals.
And it is literally $200 million given to help gay people understand about women's rights or something.
And Pakistan, $200 million given to Pakistan, $200 million.
Like you're in your house and you're struggling, right, to pay your rent right now.
60% of Americans.
Pakistan asked for that.
Are they like, hey, we're really struggling to find the funding?
Everyone wants to learn about homosexuality and women's rights in Pakistan.
They don't.
Have you ever been to Pakistan?
Do you know much about the culture there?
I'm telling you, that is not one of their top interests.
In fact, the opposite, oppressing women and killing gay people is probably more on their priority list than learning about it.
Large?
Yeah, I know.
I'm just saying.
That makes me really like, did Pakistan ask for that?
Also, why are we forcing this Western bullshit down these Pakistanis' throats?
Leave the Pakistanis alone.
And why are we giving money to Pakistan anyways?
Pakistan!
I'll die for my country.
We have to bring that up.
This is a part of the video.
I will die for Pakistan.
Americans think they're the most patriotic.
No.
Pakistani kids are the most patriotic.
I need to go to this.
This has got to be one of the best videos ever.
You see, this is the sprint.
We love Pakistan.
My blessed to my country is that when I grow up, I will be the scientist like Dr. Abdul Kadika.
Pakistan making the nuclear power.
Inshallah, we have a bright future.
We have your students who are going to make Pakistan the great nuclear nation.
When I will grow up, I will be the army and save Pakistan and destroy India.
Strong army, woah, great!
My pledge is to help people who are who need for like poor people money and all this.
He's going to help the people in Pakistan, Grant!
The next generation of Pakistan is going to make Pakistan 100%.
Pakistan, Zindaban!
Pakistan's in the bath!
I will be a soldier and I will die for my country.
Yeah, we have soldiers who want to live for the country and die for the country.
My plan is to when I will grow up I will help the poor people by giving them homes by giving them homes.
Inshallah, he is going to give homes to everyone.
I will, when I will be a boy and I will reduce illiteracy.
That is my first goal.
And my second goal will be to help the poor.
Long live Pakistan.
Ending in the war in Pakistan.
I love Pakistan.
I love Second Farms my life for Pakistan.
I love Pakistan.
We all love Pakistan, Pakistan.
My blood is alive in my league.
And I have a real.
Hello, I'm the real.
Yeah, he's a bias, great!
My blessing, sturdy heart.
Stop the cow.
All right, enough of that.
Enough of that.
Okay, but that's how we're getting 200 million dollars in Prime Minister.
Pakistani boys alone.
Stop trying to force homosexual stuff.
Those boys just want to die for their country.
I know.
Be armies and give homes to the homeless.
Yeah, I know.
Did you hear anything about women and gays in their pledges to Pakistan?
I know someone who agrees with you.
You said, stop trying to make them accept the gays, stop trying to colonize them.
Got here.
Fuck colonization.
exactly you go lady from if you just blocked out if you blocked out the isation she also doesn't care about her colon either Well, let's see.
Yeah.
You know, it's always weird, I think, when you look like that.
Like, when you look like the monsters ink person, like you said, it's, you know, it's really rough to me.
I feel like I'm a bit of a bitch today because now after you read that bill, it's really put me in a mood.
It's just the Christmas week.
Nobody's on YouTube.
Nobody likes to watch videos on YouTube.
No one wants to watch Rumble.
We are on Rumble though right now and on YouTube.
And then we are back to our full schedule next week.
By the way, but I will say most importantly is that nobody wants to watch it.
Nobody wants to be F colonization.
It's just disgusting because you have to understand like your biggest supporter is your knees because like it's there's a lot of weight supporting on that.
Everyone says I'm big boned or I'm big framed.
You're not big bone and you're not big framed.
There's no such thing as a big bone and big frame.
And it's really difficult because this is what our whole society has come to is that people decide that okay, I'm fat, or I'm unhappy, or I'm depressed, and what they do is they blame everyone else.
And when there's no one else to blame, then you start blaming institutions and systems.
So then you go on, and now you blame colonization, and now you blame white people, and it's like the biggest problem you have is impulse control, and the biggest thing preventing you from success is your blood pressure.
And so if you got those under control, not only would you find yourself back in the fast lane of not the one you're currently on, which is the fast lane towards an early death, but you might find yourself in a position to where you're not so angry anymore, you're not so depressed, you are upset because you're out of breath, because you have pressure the size of an atomic bomb weighing down on your lungs.
You are literally it's like being choked by the rock, and that's, your arteries are constricted.
You literally have butter cubes stuffed in between the vesicles.
It's gross, and I feel bad for people like this, because they are literal death walking, and that's if you ever want to hear what death sounds like.
Not only since 2020 did dead people start to vote, but they're currently alive as well.
This is dead men walking.
It's disgusting.
It's really sad.
It's really sad.
I feel like we can all take something away from that speech.
We can all learn a little bit.
We can all learn a little bit.
Don't be a conspiracy.
Yeah, stop blaming other people for your issues.
And yeah, I need to cheer up.
What is there some good things that we're going to talk about today?
Yes, yes, I did like, though, in that bill, this was just a follow-up.
Well, someone said, look, this is Congress reading the bill.
This is like how they read it.
This is how you read this.
You said, like, how do you read a 5,000-page bill?
That kid is smart.
He's on another level.
Yeah, although he's Asian, so he already was.
lucky um so another side note with more of the stuff that's going on here uh i did want to bring up okay so andrew tate was on pierce morgan Again?
Yeah, I think so.
This might have been recently, but maybe it was again.
Was this recent?
I feel like, I don't know.
I just saw this clip recently.
Oh, I think that was like a few weeks ago who was on.
Okay, well, I haven't seen that one.
But Pierce Morgan was talking to him about the devastating state of the UK, and they were having a debate about like, because obviously the U.S. says, oh, Qatar is bad.
They don't support gay people.
But then we give, you know, $300,000 for plankton recorders and $200 million for gender studies in Pakistan, right?
It doesn't make any sense.
So, you know, he's basically saying, like, oh, you know, I think the West has this weird pedagogy, this strange assertion that we're better than everybody, that somehow we know more because we're the West.
And we're more advanced.
But really, our advancements have taken the best of us.
Because it's like when I'm out here in Australia, it's like, oh, welcome to the soccer game.
I heard it.
It's like, we give respect to the First Nation who was here.
The First Nation, my son, my brother in Christ, they didn't invent the wheel, let alone a nation.
They burned the forest and killed the giant wombats and kangaroos.
I wouldn't quite even call that a civilization, let alone an actual nation.
Those were called wild savagery, which is what we brought civilization to.
There was a phrase called being civilized.
And it's like, what do you mean?
And then now they've renamed everything in this country from like Steprock Mountain to Wongabugalinga.
And you're like, my brother in Christ, we don't speak like that because we speak English because we actually create a civilization.
That's why you go to South Africa, you see Cape Town, you go here to Australia, and you see that Western people, white Western people, et cetera, do a very good job at making civilization wherever they go.
And they make a very good civilization.
But it's also the fact that you have to realize that a lot of very unfortunate and unpopular and seemingly bigoted ideas are what kept that strong and allowed that to operate and to be the way it was in Rhodesia, etc.
And when we take those systems down like they did in South Africa, yeah, does it seem moral?
Sure.
You know what Nelson Mandela's government did?
He's not a hero.
Do you see what Africa's turned into today?
It's a dangerous, dangerous place.
And so it's like, you know, when he's basically calling out Pierce Morgan and saying, the West is not very serious in themselves.
So you get mad that like Qatar doesn't allow gay people.
It's like, well, Qatar doesn't allow people to stab people and get out of jail the next day.
So that's also important.
Watch.
This was a front page of the Sung newspaper this year.
If that same man called a transgender person the wrong pronouns, he would be in trouble.
Right.
So doesn't it just show how absolutely asinine and banal our legal system has become?
That would never happen in a country like the United Arab Emirates, the place I'm now residing in Dubai, where the leadership has common sense.
And I'm saying to all the leadership structures, doesn't matter if it's labor or conservative, across all of it in this nation have completely and utterly failed.
Sadiq Khan is a loser.
Because when you have a city which is losing, which London is, is losing and all metrics across its competitive cities around the world and you're in charge of it, by extension, you're a loser.
I will tell you right now, instead of virtue signaling and giving Qatar a hard time over their religious beliefs, what we should be doing is a treaty with Qatar to build a prison deep in the desert.
Give me, make me mayor of London.
We'll make a prison deep in the desert.
And if you're caught with a knife or robbing someone, you can go do 25 years with one meal a day in the scorching sun.
And then what we'll do is we'll put cameras here and we'll interview you once a week and broadcast that out to the nation and see if you change your mind and make people understand that this is a country that should be respected and our laws should be respected.
Instead, what happens?
What has Sadiq or any of the people in charge of this country actually done to fix any of our issues just by sit around and talk?
Nothing.
None of them have done anything, but they seem ultra concerned with finding money for proxy wars, ultra concerned with rainbow flags in another country that is uninterested in them.
And their priorities are completely messed up.
Of course the ambulance people are.
Of course the ambulance drivers are striking.
Of course the nurses are striking.
Nobody cares about the most important things in this nation.
It's a failing country in real time and that's why he's like, yeah, you guys, this is why you're failing in the West because what you're mad about is that Qatar doesn't let rainbow people into their, doesn't celebrate rainbow people.
It's like your nurses are striking.
Your doctors don't want to go to work.
Your systems are collapsing.
Qatars are not.
Your actual infrastructure is falling apart because what you're worried about is that gay people are not celebrated at the World Cup.
And maybe if you stopped caring so much and freaking out about homosexuals and you cared more about things like infrastructure and why are they striking?
I just spoke to a doctor out here recently or a nurse and she told me that she was from the UK and that the system, while it's free, is collapsing.
And she didn't even fight me when I told her it's because they're letting unfettered immigrants into the country.
And that's just the truth.
They're letting unfettered immigration into the country.
And that is putting a tax on the people, on the system.
And they can't keep it up because they're not paying enough taxes to expand the system because they want to be equitable.
They want to be fair.
Sadiq Khan doesn't want to be racist.
And it comes into a point in a country where you just go, you know, they're going to be replaced, quite frankly, in their own nation.
And they're worried about gay people in Qatar.
It's like, my buddy, look at your future because your future is very bleak.
Yeah.
And if the more people that they let in from these other countries, like Qatar or wherever, hold these values because they're not assimilating and they hold these values about women and about gay people and stuff like that.
Well, then you're going to really have to worry about the gay people because soon you're going to be outnumbered.
So the gay people, you've got it best you'll ever have because the more immigration you come in comes their ideology and their culture, which is not for you.
It's not for you.
It's not pro-gay people.
It's not pro-women.
It's not pro-any of that.
So it's like confusing where their priorities are.
And with the whole like intersectionality, like being a feminist, you have, or whatever, you have to also be pro-this and pro-that and pro-you can't have it.
You can't choose things that you support.
And so if you are a feminist, you also have to be pro-transgender and this sort of stuff.
And you also have to be pro-immigration and all this sort of stuff.
It's like all these things that you're pro contradict and cancel out each other.
Like you can't be pro-Islam and pro-homosexuality.
That just doesn't work.
The ideologies are opposing.
So how can you justify that?
I don't think they really thought through it very well or have a good understanding of what they're really fighting for.
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But I do know with this, you know, at least I like this meme.
At least we're not speaking German.
Because it's kind of just like, hey, I mean, the world that people are like, well, we beat the Nazis.
Yeah, but you forgot about the world you live in today.
And it breaks my heart because it's like, you forgot about what the West is today.
And everyone goes, well, Muslim girls are trad.
Well, that's the sad part.
That is a sad thing to say that.
That like, we don't want Islamic traditionalism.
We don't want that in the West.
I'm sorry.
I'm still, I still hold to that.
I'm not into Islam.
I don't want Islamic traditionalism in the West.
I don't think that's what we're here for.
I don't mind Islamic traditionalism in Islamic countries.
I understand that Islam is a major world religion and it's probably not going to be going anywhere.
And I've met plenty of wonderful Muslim or Islamic people that exist that like any faith, you know, they don't always follow everything to the core.
But I don't think it, I think it's a toxic ideology long term for the West.
And I think the West should adopt Christianity.
I don't think it's toxic like the right wing says it is because, oh, because they hate gay people.
It's like, no, it's because I don't, I think that the Christianity looks a lot more, I know this sounds weird to some people, but Christianity, when practiced correctly in a nation, would look more like Islam than it does whatever the hell we have today.
Meaning, Christian men, it's not like, oh, we shove it, you know, we have this theocracy and Christianity comes in and then we're throwing gay people off the roof.
What it is is that as you're a Christian man, you start to gain the principles and the understanding.
You learn from your mistakes.
You pioneer.
You're not a weak guy.
You don't care.
You make mistakes.
You figure it out.
You get redemption.
You get forgiveness.
And you move on with your life and you recover and you make mistakes and people get into addictions and problems and make and whatever.
But they have hope and restoration.
Then you start to learn through your mistakes and what goes on, what matters in life.
And you get married and then you have kids and you start to build a family and you start realizing that Christ wants you to be the head of your family and wants you to be a model citizen and to lead your country.
And you don't want people bringing degenerate filth in your country and you don't want all these homosexual people coming in.
You don't want women leading your country and you want to make sure that the men are examples and leading the nation.
And you start to actually create, it's not necessarily has to be, you know, a constitutional theocracy, which some people do want, but it does come out to the fact that you, stronger men create a stronger country.
And so it's like the government's weak because the people are weak.
Australian government is weak because the men are weak in Australia.
The government is weak in the United States because the heart of the United States is weak.
Like Luke Rudkowski said, Red Kowlov, Rod Rudkowski, Row Rykowski, Rutkowski.
I don't know.
I like him a lot, but I have a hard time with that name.
He's like, so we're all basically just going to find out all the stuff's going on and like we're not going to care or whatever.
We're just going to figure it out like no one cares.
Yeah, nobody cares because why are you going to care what the government is doing in its corruption when you don't even care about the corruption in your own heart?
It's okay if the government has heirs.
It's okay if you have heirs in your own life, but you should care and you should work on them and you should want to by that faith in you.
But we don't have faith as a nation anymore.
We don't care about anything.
So it's like people don't care about their own lives.
They don't care about themselves.
And like I see guys on the internet that are more concerned about whether a guy's taking steroids or not than they are about the fact that they've got a porn addiction.
It's like, dude, just how about work on something that actually benefits you than arguing with people online about who's taking steroids and not.
You're wasting your time.
Fix your own life.
Fix your own heart and you will be a better and a stronger person.
And it's so good because we're a nation that doesn't fix ourselves anymore.
All people do is gossip and slander and spread things and take down institutions and I got to fight racism and I got to fight this and I got to fight him and I got to fight her and I and I've got to get a degree and I and I've got to make $100,000 and it's like all these goals and things.
But it's like, what does Proverbs say?
Proverbs says it's better to be poor with integrity than to like basically be in the house with contention.
It's better to literally live in the desert alone than to have a nagging wife.
Don't hang around gossipers.
Don't hang around chatterers.
It's better to have no friends than to be around people that betray you.
Proverbs warns us all.
And if we take Proverbs seriously and we look at it, then we can take that standards and we can become something greater.
So when we have like everyone today is just like, well, we beat the Nazis.
But for what?
What did you beat the Nazis for?
Why did you fight the Nazis?
What were you trying to obtain?
What world did you want to live in?
Because currently the world that we are actually living in is not a world I want to raise kids in.
It's not a world that I want to be in.
And so it's like, it's hard because scripture really does push you.
And you will find that every that's why every single person who pushes scriptural values or scripture will be aimlessly attacked and discredited, including Andrew Tate, who is now Muslim, but is still pushing, you know, mostly godly ideals.
I know his lifestyle and stuff, people have, you know, it's people say, say things about him.
What I'm saying is he got attacked only when he started speaking about male issues publicly because you're not allowed to speak about male issues.
I didn't mean he's a perfect guy.
No guy is.
But what I'm saying is he got attacked for trying to pump men up.
Like that's nobody cared about anything until he started speaking out about men and the matrix and what was going on.
And so my only point is the fact that it's like, I just can't handle the bullshit anymore.
And like I have to be in scripture and I have to read it because I have to learn because that's the scriptures should make our country greater than what it is.
But if we're not applying them in our own lives, then we're never going to become who we need to be and the country can never evolve into what it should be.
We're run by a bunch of women's homosexuals and atheists.
And that's basically who runs everything in this country today.
And now we have Muslims.
Now the greatest example today of a guy fighting for malehood is Muslim.
Where are the strong Christian fighters in this country?
That's what I want to know.
I don't think I even have anything to add to that.
I think you pretty much covered it all.
I think that's really good.
Some really good points.
But yeah, where are the Christian guys?
I see a lot of, I feel like Islam is becoming more popular in the West, though, like how you were saying.
Like Andrew Tate, he is really out there encouraging young men to be better.
And I think a lot of his advice for young men or just like, hey, buckle up and work really hard and stop letting people control you, blah, blah, blah.
You know, the majority of stuff, I think he's probably really good advice.
And I think, like you said, a lot of it is probably like Christian ideals.
Obviously, you can, you know, see through some of the way that he lives and whatever.
But, yeah, but he's Muslim.
And so where are the Christian men who they can turn back and say, and I'm a Christian and this is how you should be living?
It seems like I think even the fresh and fit guys, they really have a big impact on young men.
And I think they're one of them, he's a Muslim as well, which is like, do whatever.
But it's like, these are the men that are really influencing and impacting the young men today and building them up and encouraging them to be better.
Where are the Christians?
Where are the Christian guys?
Seriously.
I want to know that as well.
I do want to read a couple of the super chats that are coming from the, let me make sure that all these are fine.
Okay, yes.
We got a couple from Kyle M. M. Meskas.
Wanted to say, he just wanted to say that McConnell looks like he has an uncircumcised penis.
And that's a picture of Vladimir Zelensky as the guy with his head blowing off.
Spaghetti and where it said, take my shuckles for the Jew jokes.
Okay.
I don't know what that means.
And then there's Inflatio, the guy getting pushed with money.
That's Zelensky.
There's a real picture of Zelensky with his wife.
With American dollars.
No, it's not real.
Oh.
This said, 200 million for what?
Then the George says, Tom Green has been on his flat earth kick on Twitter, and I want everyone to post stand with Tom Green on Twitter, including you Elijah.
People are submitting him, and it's entertaining.
Yeah, I actually invited Tom Green on my show just because he's pushed in the flat earth so much.
I don't even believe the earth is flat.
I think that the scripture gives evidence against that, about the earth being round.
But we could get into that one day.
I just don't think that that's true.
And then this is from one of you guys here said, Spaghetti Monster also said, gonna teach my kids about LGBT history.
Oh.
Classic Solomon Gomorrah?
Yeah.
This was about what you were smelling.
They said one of their wet farts is what death sounds like.
Someone said, I love Pakistan.
Pakistan in the bag.
And they're Islam's.
Is that why they wear the burqas to cover their heads from the gay stuff?
We also have the great ghost lastly said, in God we trust.
And that's all from the chat, who, by the way, were able to track it fully starting.
Ooh, you guys.
Oh, man, to click to read the whole thing.
Yeah, I guess I don't.
You guys are so bad in the chat.
It's like, look at this.
They're so bad.
I hate that.
You guys are so bad.
You guys put so many inappropriate stuff in here.
I can't even show it on the screen.
It's so bad, but it's so good.
Like, what does this mean?
Riddle me, Batman, follow the clues.
Who controls the media porn in the news?
I don't know.
Oh my gosh.
You guys.
You guys are so bad.
You guys ruined my life.
You had to send super chats.
You had to send super chats to piss people off and ruin my whole life.
Thank you so much.
I destroyed my life.
Oh, please keep the horrible degenerate memes coming.
I'll live for that.
I live for it.
All right.
Let's keep going in the madness and let's on the clock.
Okay, so some more stuff that was going on here that is really important that we do have to talk about.
Moving on with the important topics.
It is interesting, though, this guy here was saying that he had started to try to avoid gendered pronouns for his dog.
They have no concept of gender.
Who am I trying to force it on them?
Why am I trying to force on them?
And they always look like this, though, you know?
It is an interesting physiogamy check that is difficult because you never see some dude with a nice jawline, you know, talk about his dog's pronouns.
What?
I.
It I can't.
I just you know that saying, like if you haven't got something nice to say.
Yeah, I think you have a point about the jawline and the pronouns.
So that's unfortunate.
I guess we're just moving on from that.
Yeah, well, I just, it's just like, of course, of course.
Put a lineup of people and let me guess which one wants to use non-gendered pronouns for their dog.
Well, you think your dog understands that?
You think your dog understands pronouns at all?
Like, your dog knows sit, stay, food, walk, good boy.
You could say anything.
You think your dog even like appreciates it or understands it?
Check this out.
So there was somebody that was destructive at the airport again.
Uh-oh, it's not that bald boy with the moustache and the lippy.
It is.
Who is that?
Got a mattress or something?
So this girl was mad at the- at the end girl.
Why?
I never heard so much.
She's like, oh, yeah.
Okay, so breaking this down.
She's like, five out of two, bro.
so she this woman lost her kids okay i think is the i might be wrong And so I understand a woman losing her kids and being upset, but I also just say, why are they like this?
Always.
It's always at the airport.
It's the same group of people that do this all the time.
And this is people under 30 years old.
It is always people under 30.
You never see older people doing this.
People with gray hair.
You never see people.
And they're always wearing athletic gear, hoodies, stretchy pants, bright colors, like children distracted by bright colors.
It's like they seem to like, young people seem to be into bright colors.
And it's like shiny things, you know?
It's a very interesting set of rules.
And they love squishing all that in there, and it's pretty interesting.
And then they just – It's pretty interesting, isn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah, and then they just go crazy.
And that lady has reindeer horns on.
Fanachin.
I'm sorry.
What is she looking for?
Famat!
Hey, sister Fama Chin!
What is she?
Fama Chen!
Why?
Dude, find my children.
You know who we need right now?
She's looking for her children or what?
Do you know who we need right now?
I want to make people illiterate and to know how to read for Pakistan.
My friend, we need more Pakistanis to teach some people how to read.
Oh, I think she's probably lost her bat.
I don't think that woman has kids with her.
I don't know how you can.
I think if you lost your kids, you would have a bit of a different attitude.
I don't know.
I don't know what to think about this.
These videos come out about every week.
This is what starts to happen and what I find to be one of the most interesting things that makes me confused about making content long term.
We see the same things every single week.
And there's nothing else to really say about them.
Except for the fact, like, you know who's beating people up in airports?
Hmm, let me take a guess.
Is it Mr. Rogers for Mr. Rogers' neighborhood?
We did have a little break.
It's those same people that do it every time.
And then I go and I make the joke and I go, oh yeah, it's young people.
And then everyone goes, ha ha ha.
And then you say, it's hooded people.
And everyone goes, ha ha ha.
But then you go on and you go, but it's literally the same people every time.
And you just don't see that kind of stuff out here in Australia.
And it's interesting because you don't see that kind of stuff at all out here in the cities.
At all.
Well, you don't see that.
So.
You know, I will say we did get a little bit break, a little break in the airport drama that took us on a different level, which was that the suitcase menace.
It is 90% white here, though.
In Australia?
Yeah.
There's no correlation.
It's just the truth.
What?
Why'd you look suspicious?
Well, if, well, no, I'm not suspicious, but sometimes I just feel like sometimes it's better if I just don't say anything because I'm not trying to get in trouble.
By who?
By the big guy.
The boss of YouTube.
God?
No.
The YouTube boss.
Susan Wajecki?
Yes.
Oh.
Susan Wajecki.
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I don't even know what's on here half the time and going on here.
Okay, well, all right, we'll take that off for a second.
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We're kind of a little bit slow this week in general of content and everything, and we're going to be coming back full speed in the new year.
We have a lot of guests coming on over the next couple weeks as well.
As I have Malcolm Flex that should be coming on the live stream Friday.
So did the live stream with Malcolm Flex.
And we should, I'm going to be building guests back up.
It's just been hard while traveling on live stream.
So we'll have guests back on the live stream starting next week.
Actually starting that next live stream, we'll have guests back.
And we're having guests every Tuesday and Thursday at 3 p.m. Eastern Time.
The podcast is coming out.
So make sure to follow us wherever you can find podcasts and everything that can go on.
I'm really sad I didn't see MJ in the chat today.
When am I getting to get back into the locals?
You'll get back in the locals by next week.
I just have to get a couple more chords to make that happen.
I miss you guys.
I miss the locals.
The locals chat.
And we'll be back with higher energy because it's just been a little bit difficult to run a live stream while you're out with family traveling on the other side of the world.
But it is a ton of fun and I have really appreciated being with you guys here.
I think, watch, I think, well, I think we've been having a lot of fun with that.
And I've really appreciated all the madness and all the fun.
I don't even know how long we've been.
How long have we been going so far?
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
Maybe an hour.
No, I'm just saying, I lost track of the time.
I lost track.
Okay, next subject, next subject.
Okay.
I just didn't have a lot of time to put together a full rundown today because it's like I'm just traveling.
I didn't have time to put down a full time.
No, but I will next week.
But I will next week.
I know this is one of those times.
I did want to bring up a couple more crazy things.
More proof that long COVID is real.
This is crazy.
Long COVID, that they're saying that the treatment for long COVID is amphetamines, Adderall, ADHD drugs, or the cure for long COVID.
That they didn't have, they don't have a because they don't have a drug for it yet.
So you can prescribe drugs.
You can also get guanfaccine, NAC, basically any drugs for a brain fog and ADHD that you can use, including amphetamines.
Now you can just get meth and you can take meth.
Is this you?
Are you a tired bitch?
Yes.
Actually, that might be for me.
I've already had one nap today.
Are you a tired bitch?
But this is a, you can get drugs now.
So meth is really helpful these days.
And I think I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the Nazis were instrumental in developing or inventing certain forms of crystal meth, which I'm really want to say.
So you can go ahead and support the Nazis.
Wow.
Support your system.
It is crazy how the pharmacy companies don't even try anymore.
They're just like, oh, you have long COVID, which was made up.
Meth.
Sounds about right.
Right?
Meth.
Yeah.
Meth is illegal unless you do it the way that we say you can do it.
Only if we give you meth, then you can have it.
But don't go and do meth by yourself.
Otherwise, we'll put you in jail.
Well, remember, people are still retarded, though, today.
Christia Freeland, who's one of the governors out in Canada, said, My family and I got our boosters and flu shots tonight.
If you haven't already, make sure to get yours.
It's the best way we can protect each other this holiday season.
Oh, that's a bad idea.
I think it's a bad idea.
We're just going to say a staunch no to this.
Don't do that.
Bad advice, Christy.
Yeah, unless you want clogged arteries.
Yeah.
I don't, I know, I just say, like, it's crazy the fact that like people are still getting these.
And with seeing everything that's going on, imagine being so committed to a lie that you have to go down like this.
It is pretty crazy.
It is insane.
It is remarkable.
These are just the follow-up stories that I have for today.
And then also I have this one as well, which is so good.
This one is amazing.
It's gotten so bad in LA that buildings are creating street art.
This is from Santa Monica, actually.
Santa Monica is in the west side of LA, in case you didn't know that.
And they have created a banner just warning people: Santa Monica is not safe.
Crime Depravity Outdoor Mental Asylum.
And just warning people on the side of the store.
That might be Kitson, LA.
I'm not entirely sure.
But they are just reminding people that Santa Monica is not safe.
Crime depravity, it has gotten so bad out in LA that the sheriff has once again this Christmas advised people not to travel home for the holidays and they can't handle any more people and they cannot guarantee your safety.
They also suggest you travel with a friend, you carry pepper spray, and they also say please do not carry handbags or watches in the streets because there's a high probability you will be robbed and possibly raped.
So it looks like LA is doing really well.
LA is becoming like South Africa.
Yeah.
It really is.
We were in San Francisco and we're renting a car and they're like, don't leave anything in the car, not even for five seconds.
Don't leave absolutely anything in the car because they're going to break into it.
And da-da-da-da.
Like they just really gave us a big lowdown about you are going to get broken into.
So here you go.
And have fun.
And have fun.
Have fun.
Have fun.
Yeah, those are some cities that I felt like I grew up in East Africa.
I walked the streets by myself, whatever, but I have felt genuine fear in American cities like San Francisco.
I felt genuine fear that someone was just going to come and stab me with their needles and stuff like that.
It was really frightening.
And I've lived in some pretty dangerous places.
Right.
And on top of that, we know this here.
This was an interesting thing.
Someone said, like, this was an interesting idea of people in L.A., like, sort of what's happened.
Oh, no, they're getting, oh, shoot.
They were, like, saying, you know, people say weed doesn't affect you in any way, but this was them becoming more and more and more obese.
Oh, you're cute.
They're like a weed podcast.
This is them just eating munchies, and they became heavy girls.
They were like thin little pretty girls, and then they became fat, obese monsters.
Oh, Bama.
I know.
That's too bad.
Don't worry about it.
Weed is interesting because if you do anything too much, it can cause a lot of problems.
And the problem with weed is that it can slow you down so much that you just start to eat munchies.
And it starts to cause those kinds of problems.
That's the actual truth.
Wow, that's crazy.
Those girls were also very, very thin.
Wow, that is so crazy.
I know.
I know.
Well, people say that's what a BBW is at the bottom, according to the chat.
What's a BBW?
A BBW.
A big, beautiful woman.
We've talked about this many times.
Many times.
Big, beautiful woman.
Wow.
Wow.
Amazing, huh?
Amazing.
Well, there's lots of things in life that get, I mean, you know how people are always like, oh, when you get married, you put on weight?
That's true.
That happened to us.
Both of us put on weight after we got married.
Yeah, but I also lost chronic depression from going to riots and stuff.
Yeah, but then we lost it again.
Yeah, so I'm very happy.
So it's okay.
Putting on weight is okay, but just it's okay to also tell your partner, hey, you're looking a bit chunky.
What was that for?
I don't know.
Oh.
Yay.
Where's that?
All right.
So that's our stories for today.
We will be back on Friday night with Malcolm Flex.
I do want to say this as you're here.
Don't forget to support us at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com, where you can get the exclusive chat.
I've just been a little bit off on my, I'm a little bit off on my schedule because I've been freaking traveling.
But I'd love to know for stories.
I'm going to be developing stuff for the new year for the show to have like actual segments, the nightly live stream.
It's a shit stream right now.
It's been going having fun, but we're going to have some fun because everybody basically cancels content.
I've never done content during these two weeks, basically, of my life.
I've always canceled all of my shows.
And like pretty much all the time, I just don't do anything these two weeks because it's always a kind of a dud.
Like it's just like, but then I realized I have no idea how many people are watching the show or are with us.
But while numbers will for sure be low, guess what?
You guys make me feel high because you guys matter that watch the show even in the dead season.
It is so important because there's no big news.
There's nothing crazy going on.
Nobody wants to come on the show during the holiday season.
It's kind of hard to book people.
But you know what's the truth?
You guys are awesome.
And guess what?
Kez and I love you.
And we really appreciate you.
We do, right?
It's true.
We really appreciate you guys.
Especially the locals chat guys to Fiery Sarah, Lady Karis, the Grey Ghost, Spaghetti, N-Word, Lawrence for USA, St. J, Ryan Seltzer, Doomsday Cracker, MJ, Kyle M. Tolmik, and the rest of the gang, including IN Cohernterd.
We love you guys.
I've been appreciating it.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I am your top 17 host on Nightly Offensive, the Monday, Wednesday, Friday live show at 10 p.m. Eastern Time.
I really enjoy being with you guys every single few days of the week.
And as we are in the holiday dead season, let's have some fun next week or something.
Let's just dress up.
Let's be weird.
Let's just do some like weird stuff.
Maybe we'll go live from like the beach or something.
I really appreciate you guys.
And of course, here's Kez.
Make sure you support her as well.
She'll be back next week with the chat and be able to chat with you guys as well.
And Fully Offensive will also be back next week, which is a ton of fun.
Oh, yeah.
Let me see if there's any more chat.
Any more, any more people with the tip?
Oh, yeah.
We have a few more.
Let's just read the last of these.
A last of these, we have a couple more of these here.
Someone's had an iceberg in the Titanic.
Obligatory chat message.
90% of whites committing 10% of the crime.
Come back to us, Kez.
I will.
Bro, be honest, the highest coming from the Zamnis.
That's true.
And also, someone requested that we play this video to end it.
So this is a request.
You guys can put requests.
He's about 80 years old and he's getting a bit creaky in his joints.
He is arguably the rarest animal in the world.
Certainly, there can be none rarer, for he is the last of his kind.
But he's a very important animal.
Probably more than any other single creature.
He's focused the attention of the world on the fragility.
