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Dec. 18, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Nobody is SAFE! "Thursday Night MASSACRE" Leaves Victims DECIMATED

Wikipedia was quick to document one of the most significant historical events in modern history, The Thursday Night Massacre. But what is it? Why is it important? Why is it already part of history when it just happened this week? We will be breaking down the war that lead to it all as well as the covidiots telling us to mask again, people dying but saying the **** works, and fat people making our lives difficult on the clown world segment. ________________________________________________________________ I'm now fully INDEPENDENT so JOIN the mission at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ You won't regret it! ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SUPPORT THE SPONSORS ⇩Show more DOG FOOD EXPOSED: Don't feed your dog shredded rotten meat and trash. This will kill your dog and make their lives far less than what they could be. To bring out your dog's healthy and energetic potential, visit: https://dogfoodexposed.com/OFFENSIVE NOOTOPIA: Nootopia was created to help high achievers like you break through barriers and achieve more faster than they thought humanly possible. This is the LIMITLESS pill you are missing in your life! I use them to increase my productivity, crush it in my career, and you can get the same results or better. Go to https://nootopia.com/offensive for 25% their entire store right now. You won't regret it! GOLDCO: Don't wait until it's too late! Protect your savings and retirement by investing in Gold & Silver with my friends at Goldco by calling 855-242-4758 today and see how they can help you prepare the future & if you use this link https://link.goldco.com/Elijah you can GET up to $10,000 in FREE silver ________________________________________________________________ I'm now fully INDEPENDENT and you can get the new FULLY OFFENSIVE segment at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ You won't regret it! ________________________________________________________________ Grab the NEW Limited Edition Merch before it's gone: https://slightlyoffensive.com/shop/ _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ DONATE AND SUPPORT THE SHOW ⇩ ➤ ONE-TIME https://slightlyoffensive.com/donate/ ➤ VENMO https://account.venmo.com/u/Elijah-Schaffer ➤ PAYPAL https://paypal.me/slightlyoffensive?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ GAB https://www.gab.com/elijahschaffer ➤ GETTR https://www.gab.com/elijahschaffer ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive ______________________________________________________________ ➤ CONTACT: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. elijah schaffer Show less

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Well, it's been a crazy weekend.
Shocker, guys.
A massive breaking news event occurred just the other day.
A massacre happened.
It happened primarily in the streets of New York, but nobody is reporting on it besides the main source that we've all been told was unreliable, Wikipedia.
And you know, if it's on Wikipedia, it must be true, but they're covering it up because they don't want you to know what the Republicans, what the Nazis, what Elon Musk was doing, slitting the throats of innocent people around the world.
It is 9 p.m. in Dallas, Texas.
This is Nightly Offensive.
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on way too long.
Every time.
Every time I'm speed up.
Come on.
I think I accidentally put it for about 40 seconds, and I should have probably had it only on for about, I don't know, maybe like 20 seconds, 50.
We've got to shorten that down.
Are you ever actually going to shorten it?
I don't know if I license the song out, but I don't know if I remember the license and where I got it because we are in, we are traveling right now.
If you want to know why the set looks different, it's all black behind us because once you go black, you never go back.
And we're big supporters of black.
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Black clothes.
Black hats.
People.
We love them.
All things black.
We love them.
We hope that they would love themselves, black things, as much as we love them.
That's how much we love the black things.
We are back at Nightly Offensive.
We are traveling for the holidays.
And the airlines lost our luggage.
Once again, I am joined in the studio by the lovely and the beautiful Kez Queen Fetus Schaefer.
Woo!
And I'm also traveling.
And they also lost my luggage too.
But we did get a lot of it back.
My name is Ilana DeSchaefer.
I think that should come up there.
Yes.
I did get a lot of it working here.
I brought a lot of it.
It took a while to come back.
But you know, it's all true.
It all comes back.
And eventually we get it.
So we got to jump into the end of the story for today.
But first, I want to say something.
You know, I was laughing because people were telling me, life is a journey, you know?
And they were explaining to me how life is a journey for all of us.
And some people, it's harder than others.
And I just wanted to give a shout out to somebody who it is harder for.
This was a video I saw of a woman trying to exit a plane.
No.
I don't.
Not even business class.
Not even business class.
The face you make when you don't even fit in business class.
It is pretty remarkable, though.
I'm not going to lie.
Because this is what I was thinking because someone was like, man, obviously traveling here was, it's hard.
It took many, many hours, many, many flights.
And we had some.
I almost shit my pants on the plane.
I did.
My guts were hurting.
A very, very long flight.
Three different long flights with tiny little layovers and delays and running.
Lots of running, panicking.
Please stop.
With my game, please.
Begging.
People thinking that we would never show up, so they sat in our seats.
I know.
We could write a book.
We could write a book.
But we're here, and we're very, very happy to be here because I was able to actually get it up and going.
So live streams return next week.
We are just going to jump into the top of the story for today.
A lot of you guys have been asking.
A lot of you guys have been messaging me.
Literally, so many of you guys have been talking to me.
Millions, billions, 6 million, 7 million, 8 million.
It just depends on the number.
Whatever number you make up, you've got to believe it because it must be true.
We did have this came out.
Wikipedia, which is very reliable, talked about the Thursday night massacre that recently just happened the other day.
And this is our top story because we have a lot of insane stuff to talk about.
Hold on, I need to go on Facebook and mark myself safe from Thursday Night Massacre.
I was safe.
Marked safe from Thursday Night Massacre.
Yeah.
Okay, so here's the deal.
So if you want to just get the lowdown, this is a true story.
Yeah, because I have absolutely no idea what happened.
Okay, so there was an account.
I'll just give the summary.
There was an account that had 30 different accounts that tracked people's public travel logs on planes and basically sent out in real-time location where individuals would be.
And they had an account called Elon's Jet, which in real time provided all the landing, where Elon was traveling to and tracked all of his information.
Wow.
Right.
So it's, but here's the point.
So people said it wasn't illegal because it was publicly available information.
From my understanding, Elon Musk did have some sort of, I'm not a, I know you don't, you're surprised I'm not a flight expert.
Well, I've not tracked a lot of flights.
We are now.
But essentially, he ended up banning the sharing of his information on Twitter.
Said it's doxing.
And suddenly, the entire left-wing media and establishment media became very intrigued with free speech.
It was remarkable.
They were like, we're going to, we can't, we can't post real-time information on where Elon Musk is.
This is a sabotage of the First Amendment, which was crazy that it didn't take, I don't know, every other violation of the First Amendment for them to get excited about.
It took not being able to dox people in real time, legal or not, for them to be upset.
They were so mad.
Like, I mean, this became a national story that they weren't allowed to post Elon Musk's jet geolocations in real time, that they decried that this was possibly the return of fascist America.
Well, that sounds about right.
So, what happened was...
So, that's it?
No, no, no.
So then Elon Musk said, hey, you can't post my jet information.
So all these journalists were like, hey, we're going to post your jet information, including Keith Alberman, and they all got banned on Twitter.
Like a bunch of the most prominent individuals from CNN to Washington Post to Aaron Rupar, the fat bitch guy, and Keith Oberman, the guy who said that we should all be put into camps.
So it says here, it already got in here that the Thursday night massacre is a term that refers to the December 15th, 2022 account suspension of several high-profile journalists from the Twitter platform.
At least nine journalists who covered the social media company and its owner, Elon Musk, were all suspended without warning.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
This included Keith Oberman, Stephen Herman, Dan Sullivan, journalists, the New York Times, Washington Post, CNN, and the Intercept.
The suspensions was initially described as permanent, but later clarified to last for seven days.
Can we just clarify something here?
Do you know how bullshit these people are?
If that's, if this is the December massacre, it was originally called the December massacre.
Now it's the Thursday night massacre.
But think about it.
You have the January 6th insurrection.
It makes you wonder the most deadly pandemic in U.S. history.
When you have, that's the way they describe this.
Some journalists were suspended for doxing somebody, and it got recorded as the Thursday night massacre.
Like, it got compared to a mass murdering of people because they got a seven-day suspension for doxing a guy's jet that owns, like, whether you want to fight and think it was good or not, we'll talk about that.
But this, do you get what I'm saying?
The mischaracterization?
I also thought that from like the beginning of Twitter history, there have been lots of massacres on lots of journalists, presidents, different kinds of people that have been suspended or banned from Twitter.
But why don't we have a special day for them?
We don't.
But I will say this.
The Right to Bear Memes did put up an example for those that are dyslexic and want to know what happened.
This is what the December massacre was.
Oh, that makes so much more sense now.
Okay, tell me on the doll where Elon Musk touched you, where he hit you.
Go ahead.
And it's like, I got suspended for seven days.
I don't feel bad for these people.
Here's the thing.
What I hate the most about this stuff is that there's always these Republicans who are like, oh, wow, they should not have been suspended for that.
Okay, first of all, doxing is creepy in general.
I've been doxed.
Doxing is creepy.
In general, sharing someone's personal location and information online is creepy shit.
And they were doing that to Elon Musk, like, not just like, oh, Elon Musk is going to be here.
They were taking his flight logs and posting his geolocation.
He's a security threat.
And did he just say you can't do that?
Or he said, if you continue to do this, you will be suspended.
Yes, he said you can't dox on online.
And they said, well, it's publicly available information.
They said, you can't dox my jet.
And then they started posting it and then they got suspended.
But here's the deal.
The fact that this got the key significance is that it got recorded as the Thursday night massacre.
So like, I'm not making a case for, you know, rethinking World War II or anything, but I'm just saying it's like, you wonder why like Holocaust denial is growing.
Okay, so let's just agree that the Holocaust is the exact thing that everybody says it.
It's fine.
I'll agree.
Six million Jews died.
Whatever.
We're going to agree to that, right?
And you go, why is the Holocaust denial narrative growing in young people?
Well, I'll tell you why they're not believing what people are saying.
It's because when in 2022 you call the suspension of seven journalists the Thursday night massacre, you make people skeptical of the rest of the history that you recorded.
Now, I'm not questioning any of these things.
I'm not saying that I am.
I'm saying this is the whole Yi thing, right?
This was the Yi debate.
It's like, why is Kanye in young people?
Why is the sentiment growing even though we ban people?
Well, because when you ban people and you don't let people question history, and when in current history you record things so inaccurately, you create an entire group of skeptics of individuals who want to know where else they've been lied to in history from World War II to World War I to the Vietnam War to Watergate to just the other day, JFK's family members saying JFK was assassinated by the CIA.
So it's like, you know, they say, oh, he was assassinated by a guy, alone, a lone wolf.
Yeah, a lone wolf assassinated the president in Dallas.
Exactly.
I don't believe that.
I'm just saying that it's like, you do this, and this is why you have no one trusts these people anymore to disseminate information.
Yeah.
I think when they've cried wolf too many times, it starts to make you question not just world events, but just pretty much everything they say.
I know I question everything in the government, what they say medically.
I don't trust, like you just feel like you can't trust anybody who's in any position of authority that are telling you, we know best because we have a doctorate or whatever it is, and we know best because we're telling you.
Even teachers and professors telling kids, oh, about gender and stuff, you'll go, hold on.
Now you're just making crap up.
Now you're just like full-blown lying.
So it does, I think it definitely does make people want to go back and check everything they've said on every kind of level from anyone in a position of authority.
Yeah, and I just want to do a quick settings check, guys.
Is the audio too loud?
Because somebody texted me that the audio was too loud.
If it is, I can tone it down.
We're in a new set right now traveling.
So I just want to know in real time in the chat if the audio is a little bit too hot or either of us too loud in the audio.
I'd love to know.
We'd love to find out.
Okay, good.
People are saying no.
All right, I'm getting back off this.
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So on the side note, it continues and continues and continues.
I think Michael Malice summed it up, though.
People are like, well, what's a Thursday night massacre?
What is a Thursday night massacre?
And he basically said it was this.
He goes, so Elon Musk put a handful of journalists on timeout and then all their friends started throwing tantrums about it.
And then we literally had a moment in life where now we have a historical event.
But it does get better because we're almost wrapped up with the story for today is I think Elon Musk was making me laugh because while they got suspended, they were literally on, they were running segments on the mainstream media that were saying like, oh, like talking about it like it had actually been a massacre.
Like Aaron Rupar was on MSNBC and saying like, like talking about it like he had been through war.
Like, hey, it's like, it was like titled like my time in like my time in the darkness or whatever.
And they were having interviews about their temporary suspensions.
Like these people censored us, fought for us, created the system.
And what I meant by conservatives fighting, like, oh, it's not fair.
They shouldn't be taken off.
I like what Cernovich said.
You show me someone who was censored who didn't agree with censorship and I'll fight for them to not be censored.
Like it's like, it's like, I will fight for my enemies to not be censored if they were not literally fighting for censorship.
Right.
Like, yes, if you were, if I just disagree with you and you get taken off the internet, I will fight for you to go back on the internet, even if we vehemently are enemies because I'm not a dumb bitch.
But if you're Aaron Rupar or these individuals that went online like Keith Oberman and they didn't want us to even go to grocery shopping, these were the biggest vax pass pushers.
And all of a sudden they're like, we're suspended for seven days.
Good.
Let's stop conceding ground to our enemies.
Let's take them off for good.
These are shitty people who fought and used Twitter to try to dehumanize us for years.
And it shows you how frail and weak they are.
Like I always say, that they get suspended for one week on a website and they come online like it's a PTSD.
Try getting fucked in the ass every single day on social media by censorship.
Like every conservative, every mom, every person in this country is every single day who tries to speak the truth.
And you get a taste of it for seven days and suddenly you're decrying that this is the end of free speech.
This is fascism.
Well, guess what, buddy?
You're a few years too late.
It's true.
Wow. Okay.
Um.
Yes.
No, but you know what I'm saying, though?
It's like it's like, it's like, I'm not going to defend these guys because they're not, they're not just like, they're not just like people I disagree with that got suspended.
They're literally the bottom of the barrel individuals who were fighting for us to be removed online.
And then they're like, they're so shocked.
It's like, I don't like this.
Oh, you don't like this?
Yeah, we haven't liked it either.
Do I like being demonetized on YouTube?
No, I don't.
For no reason.
I got demonetized on YouTube.
People don't know this after January 6th.
They just took away my monetization.
When I asked them why, they said there was too much outcry about you.
I didn't violate anything on their platform.
Just people are bitching about you.
And so we took away your money.
Okay?
People will bitch about everything in this world.
Does it matter?
No.
And you know who this?
You know what's even funnier?
Is this.
Keith Oberman.
He was like, Elon Musk was like, Oberman tweeting from his dog's account still makes me Lameo.
And then Keith Oberman's dogs said, it's a dog rescue account, genius.
He's like so desperate to be on there that he's tweeting from his dog's account and he's defending his dog's account.
My gosh.
That's unbelievable.
He has a dog rescue account?
Yes.
Does he have children?
He probably doesn't have any He probably doesn't have any Children at that age He can't He can't.
Nobody that acts like this in public has children.
He's tweeting from his dog's account.
Yes.
Just take, just take the, it's Christmas season.
Don't be a Grinch.
Take the seven days as a blessing.
Go and spend some time with your family or your dog.
Go and spend some time with your dog.
Take him on a walk.
Get some Christmas shopping done.
do whatever you need to do don't be now you now you're he's starting to look like a crazy person And why did he make his dog an account?
Who, I'm, I don't, I don't, I mean, do whatever you want on social media, but I never really understood people who make their animals Instagram accounts and then write, like the dog posts a picture and they go, my human did this or whatever, and you're like, ah, I don't get it.
Well, I feel bad though, because it's just like, as we say, it was really truly pitiful.
He's like Oberman, tweeting from his dog's account still makes me little Elon.
Let the man back on.
He's having a really hard time.
He's having withdrawals, so let him back on.
Can I just say everyone out here is like nerve.
Everyone's just no, you know the trend where it's like, this is me in Australia after one day.
This is me in Australia after one week.
That's literally Elijah.
He's been here for a week and he thinks he's a professional accent.
Ah yeah, that's how they are.
It's so bad.
No, it's true you're, it's bad.
Every single person out here is like, ah mate, gonna have to wait about two weeks.
Yeah, everything out here takes five years.
You're like, could I get a car?
Yay, a car.
Yeah, face paint, different culture.
You have to embrace the culture.
We can get you a new one in our two years.
Yeah mate, you're like two years.
I can get a new car in two years out here.
Five years, ten years oh, I want to buy an airplane.
Does that take 30 years out here?
Because if you buy milk you have to wait in line and you half the self-checkout registers don't work.
If you want to buy anything out here, I try to buy a replacement charger for my phone and they were out at everywhere, so good luck buying anything bigger out here.
It is basically a disaster, but it is beautiful and I am in Paradise, but everyone's so slow and chill and I have like schizophrenia, you know, and i'm like all over the place.
But then again, I do enjoy the culture out here a little more than the?
U.s.
Because I like being the only one with American schizophrenia and impatience and then being around everyone, just like nah, chill night, like just go to the beach, you know, like everyone's just relaxed.
I do like that.
I do like that.
Yeah, we like to relax out here um, but I do love so these people, while they were, while they were getting duped though while they were getting duped they were getting they They were getting mad at Elon over his memes about It.
Because if you don't know this.
Oh, Elon started stirring him up a little bit.
Yeah, so Elon posted this meme, which is here, which was like, this guy shooting the back of a guy's head said never was with a check mark.
And then there's a guy saying, the account might be notable because Elon Musk took all of our accounts.
So every one of us who was verified before Twitter blew in this verification thing, we have what's called legacy verification.
He changed that to make it like dumbed down because everyone thought being a blue check made you better than other people.
Yeah.
So it did.
I thought it did.
I thought that was the achievement.
Okay, so here's the thing.
What people don't realize, the louder the muffler, the sound on your car, the bigger the dick you have.
Yeah.
And the louder, the more obnoxious your motorbike is, the bigger your dick is.
But there's nobody with.
You got to buy a car.
They go, sir, I'm going to need you to take your pants down and I'm just going to have a check.
Oh, this car's for you, sir.
This was Carl.
You got the biggest dick.
You need your car lit.
Hey, sir, let me take you to the biggest engines.
Oh, no, you seem more like a motorbike boy to me with a bigger.
But those who have the biggest dicks get blue check marks on Twitter.
Wow, dumb.
Massive.
Yeah.
You have a blue check mark.
Oh, I froze.
Look at that.
Oh, no.
If I can fix that.
I think my thing was dying.
Oh, are we back?
It looks like it's working.
Yeah, we're back.
We're back.
Wow.
No, but I was going to say that.
You're spitting too much truth.
No, I don't have a sustain cord put in there in that camera.
But I was going to say that the interesting thing is, though, is that he did this on purpose.
So then now when you have a legacy account, it either says, hey, you're verified by going on Twitter blue or it says this account is legacy.
This person may or may not be notable.
And it hurt their egos.
Legacy is people who originally had.
Yeah, it's a legacy.
Doesn't see a legacy one.
Yes, but he put in.
So now when you click on it, it says this person may or may not be notable.
Like even AOC, it says like this person may or may not be notable.
And so it hurt their egos.
And then look at once again them missing the, look at them missing the reaction.
Like they totally missed the point of the joke.
Like he's toying with their egos.
Yeah.
And you can.
You can always toy with the person with the biggest dick.
So he's just playing with them.
And look at David Levitt, one of the biggest left-wing operatives, always going to the White House.
He's just horrible.
It's like, good to know you don't find yourself notable and that you're suggesting everyone who's verified should be shot.
How many people will be murdered because of your tweet?
So we have...
What?
We have the Thursday night massacre, and then we also have the Elon's trying to get people shot.
Can I just say questioning all of history?
Yeah, I am.
I'm questioning everything now.
My entire understanding is questioned.
Do they even have guns in space?
Do we have space guns?
Probably.
Oh, oh, now you are suggesting we're all just floating around in space in big spacesuits with guns, shooting each other.
Oh, okay.
What?
If you shot a bullet in space, would the bullet go somewhere?
Or would it just fly away because there's no gravity?
That's true.
I don't know.
I don't know, but why is he looking at a picture of people in space and going, oh, now you want us to, now you're suggesting that we're going to kill people?
Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, so I don't know, but I also want to say that like the reason why I bring this stuff up, and I want to show this on here, because we are going to talk about the Twitter files with some guests this week.
Okay, so this next week, the regular shows are turning like it's going to take, whenever I take a break, it's really hard to get the channel running again.
So I'm going to be posting dual on Rumble everything now because we're actually doing big better on Rumble than even though this website we're doing great on, I still don't like it.
I don't like YouTube at all.
And eventually I'd like to only be on Rumble.
That would be my goal would be to like or just stream here for an hour or 30 minutes and then just cut it and then go to Rumble completely because I'm so sick of withholding my language and my speech.
And I don't care if we have close to half a million subs on here.
Like it doesn't matter to me at this point because it's like nobody can find these videos anyways.
Nobody can see them.
They hide them from our audience.
So whatever.
But it's like these people literally have algorithmic favorability.
They run every institution and establishment and then they're just mad that they're not considered notable.
Like this just shows you how fragile they are.
They control everything and they're in power.
But because some guy put a little blue check that said you might not be notable, they're accusing him of trying to murder people, which is what they do to all of us.
Like you're just like, hey, I don't think we should be giving that amount of foreign aid to people.
And they're like, oh, that's something a Holocaust denier would say.
And you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I never even talked about the Holocas.
I wouldn't, I'm not denying it.
Yeah, you are.
And you're like, and you would sit there like 2016 and be like, why are they saying this?
Why am I being connected?
Why am I being called a Nazi?
Like, you didn't get it.
And you're, you know, like, everyone was kind of disoriented or discombobulated.
Like, why am I being called a Nazi for just like saying America first?
And then you start to wonder then, you know, with all this stuff, you post a meme and you're a murderer.
You suspend someone.
It's a massacre.
They've been lying about probably literally everything for all of history.
And I know that's not really a shocker, but it's also like if you, if you're trying to red pill people, these are good things to keep in your arsenal.
That's all I'm going to say.
I just, every time every time you go off, I just get my little bag of chalkies.
Okay.
Well, here's an example.
I brought up one example of it.
This is a good one.
If you voted for Donald Trump, you are a racist.
You have no wiggle room.
Erica Marsh.
Erica report.
No wiggle room.
Who is this?
Vote blue.
No matter who.
Erica.
If you voted for Donald Trump, you are racist.
Women in politics.
That is literally an example.
Proud Democrat, former field organizer to elect President Biden, volunteer for the Obama organization.
She, her, Gen Z, Erica Marsh.
She's actually really pretty.
That's unfortunate.
This is an ethod.
This is the every side has them.
And this is one of them.
They just, do you think she knows anything about politics?
She just put her pronouns.
Volunteer for Obama, volunteer for President Biden.
Y'all know why she got the job.
That's all I'm going to say.
But like, this is the problem.
It's like these people are out there.
How many followers does this person have?
Yeah, 75,000 followers.
And if you click on their, on their letter, what does it say?
Oh, she's Gen Z. She's got to be really young.
Twitter blue.
Oh, they're Twitter blue.
Join September 2.
Look at that.
Join September 2022.
75,000 followers in four months.
Wow.
Wow.
Hmm.
Doesn't sound like people are propped up.
Doesn't sound like people are propped up.
Doesn't sound like there's networks of people to grow their voice and make them seem bigger than they are.
That is pretty.
This is what I do love about the left wing, though.
I'm a huge, and we've talked about this on the podcast regularly.
I'm not going to go far down this rabbit hole, but I'm a huge, I'm a huge respecter of the left wing because I always say that the right wing destroys itself, but the left wing, they have the saying, vote blue no matter who.
And you see like how she has like vote blue and she's here and she's now has a career in social media at 75,000 followers, only been involved in social media since September, and she's already a monolith and like has a full-time job doing this.
The left wants to win.
The right just doesn't care.
And like, the best example of this, I don't know if you saw this, but Trump released his NFT trading cards.
I didn't know we were doing NFTs anymore.
I never understood them and then they sort of disappeared.
Okay, no, but here's the point.
Here's the point.
Like, I think DeSantis sold baseball cards or something like that.
And then everyone's like, ooh, what a good fundraising idea.
And then DeSantis campaign is giving a lot of money to like the Daily Wire and a lot of people who all of a sudden, it's crazy DeSantis' campaign is donating to tons of individuals.
And then suddenly everyone's anti-Trump pro-DeSantis.
Follow the money.
But I don't believe these random attacks on Trump.
And then you go, oh, then two days later it goes, oh my gosh, he sold every card and raised $4.44 million for his campaign.
And you're like, yeah, because while it was stupid, in your head, he just raised $4.4 million in 48 hours through selling little art pieces.
Is it dumb?
Yes, but does it work?
Yes.
And Republicans in the right wing are so busy destroying their own party, destroying each other, that the left wing comes out and goes, we're literally, we're literally going to take this person and do this.
And everybody attacks Trump.
I'm not joking with this.
Everybody's attacking Trump right now.
You're not on Twitter.
It's the number one thing.
It's like, Trump's a moron.
Trump's stupid.
Ha ha ha.
You sold cards.
Attack, attack, attack, attack.
And then he raised 4.4 million.
Everyone's silent.
And they don't care.
And they move on.
They made fun of him for his great business idea.
And then guess what?
That's my point.
Is it's like the left wing.
You never hear the left wing coming up making fun of Biden's fundraising efforts.
Oh, that's my point.
It's so stupid what Trump did, but it works.
And that's what the left does.
It's like, is it stupid to have a women's march and say, hands off my vagina, hands off my vagina?
Did Trump remember?
It was like all those things.
Like, I don't want to rapist in the White House.
Stupid, dumb.
But guess what it did?
It mobilized tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions of people.
So sometimes you wonder, is it dumb to put an ethought at the forefront of your thing here with pronouns and stuff and make this?
Is this dumb?
Maybe, but does it work?
Effectively, yes.
75,000 followers.
This girl is pretty.
She put pronouns.
She put the generic stuff, Gen Z.
I was President Biden and it worked.
And that's why I respect them because they don't care about what it looks like.
They care about winning.
And we make, Trump, I think, has the best chance of winning of any candidate right now.
And all I see is people mocking him because they're taking money from the other campaign.
And I know these people and they're really nice people.
And I'm not calling anyone out.
I mean, it's just, it's hard to make money, you know, in general in life.
But it's like we take money from our own candidates to destroy our own candidates.
And then what do they do?
Kamala Harris gets to become vice president.
Like they take the other candidate and make her vice president.
Like they reward their people.
They help their people.
And all I see is people turning on Trump now.
It's pretty rough.
I don't like it.
I'm still on the Trump train personally.
Yeah, well, I'll just say I think Kamala would make a fantastic president.
When I saw the way that she greeted those fishermen, I thought, that is a woman who knows politeness.
And that is very important.
Oh, man.
And also, if anyone wants to know why I'm so lit, you should follow my Twitter because I've been making great latte art.
I have a latte machine I'm using out here and I'm getting, oh, shit.
I just put my art on the floor.
I should have sold that as an NFT for $99.
It's a $99 meme.
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Let's get back into the story for today.
We haven't done these in a while, so I forgot how long I can go on just like one tweet.
I forgot about this.
Oh, my God.
This one feels like it's sitting a little bit close to home.
Okay, this is the next.
Oh, why?
Lighten up, baby.
Lighten up.
Lighten up, motherfucker.
just the world okay so uh this is also one of the funniest things that they were outraged in a mess This is actually funny.
He did this on purpose across.
I know this on purpose.
He said he said it was an accident, it was an error in coding.
Elon did.
But it was funny.
So Russell Steinberg, we got a Steinberg in the house, said, Yeah, this is not acceptable.
So what he did is he rolled out yellow check marks for official organizations.
He's doing this new thing for like for businesses, which makes sense, right?
Oh, okay.
Like, not people, but because he's like, there's everyone's the same, but businesses are not people.
I do like that.
Okay.
A business is not a person.
Right.
So like, like, I might be able to get Slightly Offensive's Twitter account to be yellow verified.
Oh.
Like the podcast, right?
But not Elijah Schaefer, because that's me.
Sure, sure, sure.
So a business.
And if you're a person, they're not going to.
So he did yellow, and it says this account is verified because it's an official business on Twitter.
Okay.
But then women's basketball may or may not be notable.
He didn't turn, he didn't flip any of the women's sports organizations into real businesses.
He left them all as unverified.
Because then I think business is supposed to make money.
Make money.
So if it's the opposite of a business, it's a charity.
Do charities get they lose a lot of money.
Yeah.
Don't the boys' teams have to support the girls' teams?
Yeah.
Seems like nothing's changed.
Nothing's changed.
Yeah.
But the girls are mad about that.
Look, and there was so many.
Like, look, you can, it's gold now.
They switched.
I remember watching them switch it.
But look at all the ones.
Oh, my God.
South Carolina.
Wait, we're going to get this.
This was this was, look, it's like the men's and the women's.
I guess it's a little bit too women's basketball, men's basketball, Tennessee basketball, Lady Voles basketball.
He just did all the men's basketball as businesses, and then he told me.
That's really, really fun.
He got him.
Got him.
Yeah, women aren't allowed to have businesses.
Oh.
Give me some of that.
Yeah.
I've gotten hyped on this espresso machine.
Woo!
All right, what's next?
I feel like a victimized person who secretly runs the world.
I'm on top of it all, but you can't criticize me.
We few the proud.
All right.
So I'm just, I'm always in trouble.
All right.
So this is the best part here.
So when you go into this, so that was that.
That was, I think that was the, oh, yeah.
So let's just get in.
Let's just change and let's just transition here.
Another series.
So let's get into checking up with the COVIDs.
I feel like this is really important that we jump back into this.
So this is actually not funny, and I am not laughing, but there is this girl, she posted, Angela Nashville, said, I'm all vaxed up and in the hospital with COVID, heart issues, and liver disease, zero connection made, and firm believer that vaccines and masks still work.
Funny how she had to really clarify that.
Yeah.
They still work.
I did get all the vaccines and wear masks, but I do have COVID, but I'm still a firm believer that they work.
What do you mean by they work?
They stop you from getting sick?
Or yeah.
Like I said, I still believe in vaccines and I still believe in masks.
I just think it's bound to get you at some point.
And it got me.
So thanks for all the love and support.
And I will keep you guys updated.
It's so delusional.
Really?
And it's sad, I got to say, because liver failure, heart failure, and COVID at the same time, while your blood is probably made of goo is like got to be not a very positive combo of side effects.
So Lord be with her.
Like I pray for my enemies and like she's not my enemy, but I mean like she might have been one of the ones that wanted me not to work, right?
She might have been one of those people that was like, hey, you guys shouldn't be allowed to eat and stuff.
Okay, maybe.
So she would be my enemy.
But I pray for that she gets better.
I hope she heals.
But also at a certain point, the delusion's got to stop.
I think she needs to explain herself a little bit more to just be clear.
Like I'm still a believer in masks and I'm still a believer in vaccines.
So what does that mean?
You believe they exist?
Because I believe masks exist.
I believe people wear them.
I don't believe wearing a mask is going to stop me from getting COVID.
And if this woman believed that masks would stop her from getting COVID, I think she needs to probably reevaluate her belief system.
If she believes that injections stop her from getting COVID, she probably needs to rethink that belief, considering her literal reality right now.
So yeah.
But I feel bad for these people in some way because like I don't enjoy watching people's downfall.
Like meaning like I don't, I'm not happy she's dying.
Like there are people on Twitter that are like, ha ha ha, like in the comments.
You know, she deserves this.
And you're like, okay, dude, we don't know if she deserves this.
Like, she could have been just a fool, a low IQ individual.
There's plenty of them on the internet.
Who is it already?
What politics was like, there's all these morons after me on the internet.
I go, there's many morons on the internet.
This could just be another moron on the internet.
But I will say, this is different.
If she honestly told everyone that they need to get vaccines or they shouldn't have human rights, then sure, I don't actually feel bad.
I don't think she should be denied health care.
Like, that's different than getting suspended on Twitter.
Like, I don't think any of those people suspended should die.
I'm not there.
I do have friends and people I know that are there in that kind of mindset.
They've been pushed that far into a corner.
They're like, I want these people to die.
I'm not in that corner.
I don't believe that.
But I do know that I want to know why she's in liver failure and heart failure if they said they're unconnected.
So they're not connected to COVID, but you're vaxed.
What are they connected to?
Probably just totally spontaneous and random.
That's my conclusion.
This is like a 90s punk band.
Totally spontaneous and random.
I just want to have something.
Okay.
There we go.
Sounds like a really upbeat group.
It's an upbeat.
Go to their concert.
Also, I only brought that up because speaking of rock stars, Gene Simmons...
Die.
No.
Gene Simmons literally got on air.
And Gene Simmons, isn't he a rock star?
Isn't he the KISS guy?
I don't care.
Oh, I don't really listen or care about rock stars.
Okay, but I think I did see the KISS guy talking about something.
Yeah, he got on Good Morning America and told everyone that if the government tells you to do something, you should just obey.
Like, we should listen.
Listen to this.
So get over yourself.
We're not concerned if you agree with it or not.
We're concerned about you making us sick.
So get your goddamn COVID shots.
It's a good point.
And we're having a debate this morning about that very thing, really.
A debate about whether mask wearing should be returned to be mandatory here in the UK.
Restrictions have been lifted.
And I understand you even suggest people who come to your concerts wear them for their own protection.
We are doing the KISS cruise shortly, and you will not be able to get on the cruise unless you're vaccinated.
Look, before you go to school, you have to have your children get the flu vaccine and the polio vaccine.
And there's no discussion.
And, you know, what about my rights?
Well, you don't have as many rights as you think.
When you get up to a red light, you must stop.
There's no choice.
It's because it's not about you.
It's about the other innocent people going by.
So get over yourself.
Even you get in your car, you must put on a seatbelt.
Well, you're taking away my rights, and the government's telling me what to do.
That's right.
The government is telling you what to do.
Shut up.
Be respectful of other people and get a vaccine.
Put on your seatbelt.
Stop at the red light.
Stop being self.
Oh, my camera's off.
You know, I'll just say, I've never been able to trust someone when they're wearing sunglasses.
And there's something that just really sort of rubs me the wrong way, seeing a grown adult man doing an interview wearing sunglasses.
It just automatically makes me think, one, are you full of yourself?
And two, I can't trust you automatically.
Why are you wearing sunglasses?
Why are you hiding your eyeballs from me?
Well, I do bring up the fact that you have a point.
And you have told me that because I have worn sunglasses on an interview before you told me that.
take it off why are you wearing you're going you're going to talk to people And I think an important thing about talking to people is making eye contact.
And even if you're on camera and you can't make eye contact, you want to be able to see people's eyes.
I think that's really important.
So if people are trying to, and isn't that a courtesy thing as well?
Like when you're talking about the people.
I think if you're out on the beach or something and people come up and talk, I take my sunglasses off.
Hey, how are you?
Blah, blah, blah.
It's respectful to show people your eyes.
I think it's like, right?
I've never done that, but I will agree, sure.
I feel like I was raised or taught that.
It's take off your glasses when you're talking to somebody.
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Is that we get about half as many live viewers on this show on Rumble with like 20,000 subs.
And we have like nearly 500,000 and we get like only double the amount.
We have like 20 times more subs and get only double the amount of live viewers.
This channel is squash, which is why I got to remind you guys as we figure out our next alternative and where we're going with the show next.
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I'm taking Christmas Day off, right?
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It's really growing quickly, and I'm sorry we've been away for a little bit, but it's traveling and we wanted to see family and we didn't get to see family for years.
So it's, I don't feel bad because it's was COVID ruined everything for all of us.
And we're really happy that I should say the government did.
On the side note, though, not only did she say it was working, you told you to get the shot, but this is one of my favorite stories.
This is a little old from the week, but we never got to talk about it.
And I've been really hoping we could mention this.
Yahoo Finance came out and stated that people who skip their COVID vaccine are at a higher risk of traffic ants accidents according to a new study.
You're more likely to get into a car accident if you have not been boosted or like received your shots.
Like you're going to crash.
It's like this.
It's like, do you take a right turn?
Oh, shit, I should have gotten a shot.
And then you and then you just like crash or something.
Wait.
Are you telling me that the vaccine does more than protect you from COVID?
It actually protects you from car accidents.
Oh, okay.
So it does something to your mind and your body that makes you a better driver as well.
Yes.
That's really interesting.
I don't believe it.
Yeah.
It seems a little bit hmm.
I don't think anything, including a vaccine at this point, would make me a better driver.
I think I'm just destined to drive how I okay.
Can I say this?
So I am driving on the wrong side of the road.
I call it the wrong side.
You're amazing at it.
I picked it up the first day.
People want to know.
Now, did I one time almost turn into oncoming traffic?
Yes.
Did one time we drive down the wrong side of the road?
Yes.
Yes.
But for the most part, I picked it up because the hard, what I realized is shocker that you guys didn't notice.
It's actually easier to drive on the wrong side of the road if you're left-handed.
I am left-handed 100% left-handed right here.
And you have to understand that if you actually are left-handed, then you drive with your right hand.
You have your left hand free, and it's way chiller because you can use your left hand to text, be distracted, film videos, you know, do everything but drive.
It's a lot easier to crash if you're right-handed, left-handed, and you drive on the other side.
So not, and also it makes it.
Elijah drives like this: one hand up here, like this.
This is how he drives.
No, because he can relax his hand.
That's a very suspicious driving.
Who drives like this?
You giant, you've got your hand on your hip.
I don't know why.
I've never seen it before.
But now you've got this hand, so you're just driving around like this.
It's really why am I doing this?
This is the steering wheel.
The steering wheel would be like, I'm fine.
Not like this.
It's this.
You can hold it on the side.
It's a wheel.
You can hold it any direction.
I see it.
I did not.
Go back to me.
This is how I see her.
I see it.
Just pretend that the wheel is up here and I'm higher.
I hold my wheel down here.
Some people can hold it up here and some people can hold it there.
You can hold it and turn it because it's a wheel.
You can do it any which way you like.
And to me, the bottom is most comfortable.
I guess you like the top.
That's fine.
Yeah, just so you know, whenever I'm doing this, I'm the top.
No, that's side.
That's the side.
You can hold the wheel however you like.
Look, so this is side.
This is the side because it's a wheel, so you can hold it on the you can lift.
Baby, I think you're a side holder.
Oh, yeah, that's where your skills come out the most when holding the side of the wheel, baby.
How dare you?
How dare you?
Oh, man.
This is a good time to say that was my commercial for DeSantis 2024.
Pass me that drink again.
I'm thirsty.
All right.
All right.
Next thing.
Next thing.
Oh, oh, someone said, I'm sorry, but her voice is not audio-friendly.
You would die out here in Australia.
Is everyone like, oh, hey, well, good morning, everyone.
I imagine you're like in the morning, whoever that was, it's like 7 a.m.
It's like, yeah, good morning.
It's 7 a.m. and they always draw it out and you're like, dude, mother, I'm going to kill you if you don't speed up.
Speed it up.
Okay, next thing.
I do want to point this out, though.
So that was pretty crazy.
This is even crazier.
Speaking of Australia, this is not a criticism because we love Australia.
If the government's watching, we love you.
We love you.
Please don't put us in camps.
We love you.
We love you.
Don't put us in camps.
In Melbourne, shocker.
They're randomly decided there is an uptick in cardiovascular issues that are going on in Melbourne because of climate change.
Well, they don't know why, but it's such a big deal.
The government is now needing to put heart defibrillators, literally heart starters, in residential neighborhoods, kind of like fire hydrants.
They have to put heart defibrillators all over the neighborhoods.
What is happening to these people's hearts?
Yeah, we don't know.
That is.
This is unbelievable.
Is there a video?
Yes, watch.
This is crazy.
This is absolutely crazy.
North has become the first in Australia to roll out a life-saving street tool.
Defibrillators have been installed outside homes, increasing survival rates of cardiac arrests.
A life-saving machine is now within walking distance for every resident in Reservoir.
Every home is now within 400 meters of a defibrillator, and under 3,000 people have been trained in CPR.
27 defibrillators have been rolled out at homes around the suburb, transforming the fifth deadliest area for cardiac arrests into the safest.
Sudden cardiac arrest affects and impacts almost anybody.
It doesn't matter.
It's not about age, it's not about gender.
It is simply a killer across the board.
Over 6,500 sudden cardiac arrests occur in Victoria each year.
80% happen in the home.
CPR within the first six minutes is crucial.
And coupled with a defibrillator, it increases survival rates to over 50%.
Okay, so it has nothing to do with age or gender.
It's just To anyone.
Gotcha a defibrillator.
It's like, oh, thank you.
You got me a defibrillator in the neighborhoods.
Why do we need heart restarters?
These are literally spark plugs for hearts.
This neighborhood went from the most dangerous heart attack place to the safest.
There is no safer place to have a heart attack than in this neighborhood because there is a defibrillator.
Okay.
Have your heart attacks here, mate.
Hey, yeah, guys.
If you are worried that you're going to have a heart attack, this is the neighbor, but that's going to be in, you know, how when you're like looking for a house, you can look at the school zones.
You can look at what stores are nearby.
What makes a neighborhood really nice?
What's the crime stats?
How many defibrillators do you have?
Defibrillators.
How many defibrillators?
That's when you have dyslexia.
It's a dyslexic defibrillator.
Defibrillators.
You know what I mean?
The heart.
My heart!
His friend is having a heart attack and he needs...
But, you know, out here they would even...
The way Australia works is they would even create their own terminology for heart attacks to become common.
Like, oh, yeah, tackies, mate.
Happens to all of us.
It's an attackie.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
An attackie.
An attackie, eh?
No, it's like, they just call it like a tacky.
Like, they wouldn't even call it like an ATA.
They wanted to do two syllables.
Well, you know, I'm like, oh, yeah, you have an attackie, huh?
We were down at the beach yesterday, and there was a man who was sleeping or having a heart attack on the beach.
Under the tree.
And the paramedics had to come.
So, yeah, well, we're obviously not in the safest neighborhood for heart attacks because there's not defibrillator relators everywhere.
Yeah, but I will tell you this, though.
I don't know if you guys know this, but people out in this country are not really awake to this kind of stuff.
And I will say a lot of my public conversations with people, just normal conversations, I'm finding out very quickly that the red pill are in extreme short supply in this country.
That's all I'm going to say because I don't want to be, I just want to, you know, enjoy my vacation and with my family.
I'm at a little bit of like work cation, whatever, but I'm just visiting family for the holidays.
But I will say, if anybody's watching this, I love Australia so much.
I actually do.
I love the country of the people.
But when I talk to the people, I have found out that they're very brainwashed by mainstream media.
That's all it is.
And there's not a lot of alternative media outlets out here, except for maybe Avi Yameni and some Rebel News, which is out here.
But it's like when you come out here, when we were in the U.S., we'll talk about this on another show.
And you realize that there was, you know, you saw what was happening in Australia.
What you don't realize is that it probably didn't seem as crazy to the people who were here because nothing seems insane.
Insanity doesn't seem crazy when you don't know what insane is.
And so a lot of people here, the government overreach is just normal and you don't really have, like, there's cameras everywhere, like following your removes.
They have cameras to track your phones.
This is crazy.
People don't know here.
They have cameras that track if you have a phone in your hand.
They have cameras.
Yes, but still, they have cameras, like, they have speed cameras everywhere, red light cameras, like everywhere.
Like, meaning like they have cops in unmarked cars.
It's a police state.
They're going to be on safety.
It's a police state.
But then the safety sort of is like over the top.
Like, for your safety, we're watching everything for your safety.
Yeah.
Well, Sky News, yes, I said that.
But Sky News is, as someone said about Sky News.
Sky News is mainstream media.
I said they don't have anything but mainstream media.
Sky News did fight a little bit, but they're just like Fox, where they still, you know, are a little bit pushing the vaxxes and stuff.
But we have all that stuff.
Now, we are going to be back Monday night with all the craziness, all the insanity, and everything that's going on.
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The next story for today is very interesting.
And I do want to go into this.
Somebody said savings question mark.
Oh, I know.
I know.
A pint of Ben and Jerry's over here is $15.
So I'm very aware.
I did want to say this.
So this is pretty interesting.
This we're back in the clown world stuff that's going on.
Biden is back in the news, and this was really interesting.
He was at a Christmas gift, Bonanza.
Christmas gift bonanza.
Okay.
Look at how confused he gets on where to put the gift.
Watch it.
What did she do?
Why are more people not talking about Biden's prosthetic nose?
Really?
That's a fake person.
That looks like a scarecrow.
Does that not look like a scarecrow?
That looks like a scarecrow to me.
Well, I don't have the best side profile myself.
That's what keeps us with the gold commercials.
Don't tell them our secret.
How do we get the gold commercials here?
It's not my side profile.
Right.
So what is he carrying?
It looks like a box of chocolates or something like that.
The music.
It's like.
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States.
He carried the gift.
And he didn't even wrap it or what?
So what is this?
They're supposed to just bringing it in, bringing the presents to the well.
Yeah, okay.
I love that everyone also ignored him.
Everyone's just like, oh, I guess it's just an old man confused.
Whatever.
Yeah.
It is what it is.
I'm checking in here real fast with the chat in the local zone chat.
I will have, by the way, the you guys are so bad.
Anyway, I will have the chat.
Kez will be back in the chat next week.
I just haven't set up a computer yet for her because we need more cords and I haven't gotten this all set up.
And the internet here is not so good, but it is working really well.
And look at what I've been able to set up with a piece of black felt.
You guys gotta give some props to set this up in a whole other country.
And I put this stuff in my luggage and they lost it, but then I got it back.
And it's like, I set to sell up in another country.
Look at that.
And Kez, and we, and we'll make, we'll add some stuff to it, make it fun, and we'll leave some of it for her family because they're all into tech and media and cool people as well.
And maybe one day you can meet some of them.
Who knows?
Who knows?
Put some stickers behind me or a present.
And the possibilities are endless.
When you have a black background, you can fill it with just about anything.
You can fill it with anything.
You could put any ring.
Okay, so I did want to say, guys, thank you so much again for tuning back in.
Live streams, Nightly Offensives back Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 9 p.m. Central, 10 p.m. Eastern.
And we will continue those.
And we don't plan on taking any breaks for right now.
So we're really excited.
And if we get, if we're able to get to 475 supporters on locals, well, let's do like 500.
If we can get to 500 supporters on locals by the end of the year, by the next like two weeks, we'll see.
I don't know if that's possible.
That might be asking too much.
Then maybe we'll do the extended New Year's live stream because I think it could be really fun.
I think we have a really fun New Year's live stream.
Take shots of espresso, keep it up, bring in some guests.
I think we have a total blast.
I could bring in some Australian guests.
I can bring people in.
I can call people and I can make it a ton of fun.
We'll see what you want to do.
We'll see what's going to happen.
But we'll make it happen.
I really appreciate you guys coming back.
And I'm actually really shocked the amount of people that actually continued and came into this actual chat after we've been gone.
And someone's like, Elijah's constantly changing the schedule.
The schedule's not changing.
We're fully back.
We're fully back to our normal schedule.
Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 10 p.m. Eastern.
And then Tuesday, Thursday podcast, 3 p.m. Eastern.
Except today was just random.
Well, we're back because I finally, I got the studio working today for the first time.
So now we're fully able to go live.
So we just did an intro back in.
We will see you then.
We really appreciate you.
Thank you so much for watching another installment of Nightly Offensive.
We really appreciate it.
We will talk.
Well, where was that?
What happened to the fall?
You're talking like this in a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby.
I, I, I, fuck y'all.
Like, ooh, ooh, baby.
You're talking like it.
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