All Episodes
Dec. 1, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
01:45:10
SHOCKING: Government KIDNAPS Unvac***ted BABY

NZ has gotten into a serious squabble with parents of a newborn who do not want their child to get a blood transfusion from people who have had the jab. So instead of complying with the parent's wishes, the state is trying to take control of the child. On top of that, it appears there may be aborted fetus cells in some food flavoring. Biden has many many gaffs, we catch up with the Kanye controversy, and so much more weird stuff! ________________________________________________________________ I'm now fully INDEPENDENT so JOIN the mission at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ You won't regret it! ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SUPPORT THE SPONSORS ⇩Show more NOOTOPIA: Nootopia was created to help high achievers like you break through barriers and achieve more faster than they thought humanly possible. This is the LIMITLESS pill you are missing in your life! I use them to increase my productivity, crush it in my career, and you can get the same results or better. Go to https://nootopia.com/offensive for 25% their entire store right now. You won't regret it! GOLDCO: Don't wait until it's too late! Protect your savings and retirement by investing in Gold & Silver with my friends at Goldco by calling 855-242-4758 today and see how they can help you prepare the future & if you use this link https://link.goldco.com/Elijah you can GET up to $10,000 in FREE silver CACAO BLISS: Get decadent, creamy, organic chocolaty goodness with none of the guilt. Unlock your "bliss" and get 15% off chocolate that's actually healthy RIGHT NOW when you use code "ELIJAH" at https://earthechofoods.com/elijah ________________________________________________________________ I'm now fully INDEPENDENT and you can get the new FULLY OFFENSIVE segment at https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ You won't regret it! ________________________________________________________________ Grab the NEW Limited Edition Merch before it's gone: https://slightlyoffensive.com/shop/ _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ DONATE AND SUPPORT THE SHOW ⇩ ➤ ONE-TIME https://slightlyoffensive.com/donate/ ➤ VENMO https://account.venmo.com/u/Elijah-Schaffer ➤ PAYPAL https://paypal.me/slightlyoffensive?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ GAB https://www.gab.com/elijahschaffer ➤ GETTR https://www.gab.com/elijahschaffer ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive ______________________________________________________________ ➤ CONTACT: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. elijah schaffer Show less

Participants
Main
e
elijah schaffer
01:10:36
k
kezia schaffer
18:21
Appearances
j
joe biden
00:47
|

Speaker Time Text
elijah schaffer
In all the insanity that's been going on in the world today, it looks like the fight for your child's safety and health has come into the battle state of New Zealand.
I'm not shocked, where there is literally a battle of whether or not a baby is going to be allowed to retain guardianship by its parents simply because they don't want vaccinated blood inside of the baby.
On top of that, we have some insane and very weird videos from Joe Biden, including him walking off the stage, stealing a microphone, just like his non-binary sex slave nuclear codes person also stole luggage.
And we find out that the fact that he or she, or whatever they are, are still a part of an online kink sex group.
It all starts now in Nightly Offensive.
We are live in Dallas, Texas.
Let's get into the show.
We do have a weird show today.
It is a very strange show, in fact, because it looks like, of course, we're back to the battleground states.
Give it up for the British colonies to once again, yes, once again.
unidentified
I love the British people.
elijah schaffer
Go to the British colonies.
It's actually New Zealand to take things way over the top when it comes to law and order and to completely fumble the ball once and for all.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, but their prime minister is a woman.
You expect them to not take things over the top?
elijah schaffer
Just in the dern.
kezia schaffer
Has anyone ever made a her-a-horse reference?
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm your top 17 host.
This is Nightly Offensive, the shit stream Monday, Wednesday, Friday live stream from Slightly Offensive.
It's kind of like Slightly Offensive, but no guests.
And at night, I am joined in the studio by none other than the beautiful, the lovely Queen Fetus.
kezia schaffer
Yes, it's me.
I'm here every single night.
Catch me Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays on the locals.
That's where you can catch me.
elijah schaffer
That's where you can catch me if you can.
kezia schaffer
Catch me outside.
unidentified
How about that?
elijah schaffer
I was going to read.
I was going to read.
I don't know.
What did I, oh, there it is.
unidentified
So say.
elijah schaffer
I wanted to read a review of our show before we began.
As we jump into the show, we had a great review from a commenter, and the commenter said this.
This is my response.
Are you ready for this?
The commenter said, they were obviously being very sarcastic.
Said, Elijah opens with Crowder Dancing, has the America First City background, and shills Alex Jones Medicines.
Our boy really hustled out here.
Good luck, man.
And so I wanted to clarify something here to the audience.
I wanted to clarify.
I said, number one, we actually copied the dancing from Ellen DeGeneres show.
It turned out there was, so they didn't know this.
There were two shows who legally obtained show dancing license from Obama.
And so there were two, actually.
And we actually copied it from the other one.
So of the two shows that were legally allowed to dance in the beginning, we copied it from the second one.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
I also said this.
I do know that everybody knows that city lights in the background of a show was invented by the America First podcast.
We do admit that.
We didn't just steal the city background idea, though.
We also stole their idea of using a camera and a tripod too.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I said, we are the second podcast now that is using a camera and tripod to make a show.
And we are grateful for the inspiration they gave us and do not mind admitting where we copy.
Yeah.
And then number three, I also said this, this is the most important part, that Alex Jones Medicines saved lots of lives in World War II.
My grandfather almost lost his leg due to a Sandy Hook truth bomb.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
But Alex Jones Medicines rescued him last minute and saved his legacy.
I have no problem showing the Alex Jones Medicines with that reputation.
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
You know what?
Everything that you said just, I 110% support.
elijah schaffer
Yes, I 100%.
That was our review.
So I just want to say, I wanted to clarify those things.
This is the third Obama license.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
We're going to get shut down in about a year's time for like severely abusing our staff.
elijah schaffer
Hey, I hired you as a lesbian for quotas not to be a fucking lazy bitch.
All right, let's jump into the story for today.
It comes from New Zealand.
This came out.
kezia schaffer
Hold on, hold on.
unidentified
What?
Hold on.
kezia schaffer
Everyone's sort of talking about your episode on Slightly Offensive that dropped with the creators of what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
Oh, died suddenly.
Yeah, we just had a great podcast.
Look at this.
Oh, that's just a reminder, guys, in case you wanted to know that Kez is on the Locals only chat at ElijahShafer.Locals.com.
If you guys support us there, it is the way to directly support the show, elijashafer.locals.com.
You can find it in the description.
And if you join us, it is free to join.
But of course, if you want to become a supporter and join the chat, it is uncensored.
We appreciate seeing you there.
Let's jump into the story for today.
Okay, so this is really vital and crazy.
Health New Zealand is heading to court over a baby guardianship after parents request unvaccinated blood used in heart surgery.
Wow.
kezia schaffer
Sounds like a reasonable request.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so before we jump into the actual details of the story, let's break down a couple things.
New Zealand has never had a medically consistent or honest response to COVID.
Just like the last mass shooting they had, they used that to outlaw firearms pretty much universally.
kezia schaffer
That's Candace Owens' fault.
elijah schaffer
Yes, Candace Own.
kezia schaffer
Candice Owen was responsible for the mass shooting in New Zealand.
elijah schaffer
And she created Kanye West.
unidentified
I'm still waiting for you to say, sorry, Candace.
elijah schaffer
I just feel bad for people that go to work for that company because like even Jordan Peterson recently, I don't know what's happened to that guy.
really like him I'm not talking poorly but I mean like daily while well I wanted to say yeah I want to say I feel bad There's a lot of good people on Daily Wire.
No, but I meant I felt bad for Candace because I felt like she got with the whole like not letting her interview Kanye thing.
I felt like that was an intellectually inconsistent thing.
And then I feel like Jordan Peterson might be going through a tough time because none of his tweets make sense.
He's calling for censorship and like weird stuff.
And I don't know what's going on with him, but we're praying for him because I hope he's doing well.
But on that note, I do want to come to this moment here: is that Health New Zealand heads to court over the baby guardianship after this.
So let's just jump into what it's saying.
And I have some other details about it.
Is that Health New Zealand is heading to court over the guardianship of a baby in need of a heart surgery as the boy's parents are refusing to allow blood from vaccinated people to be used in the operation, as understood.
Court records show documents had been filed with the Auckland High Court yesterday, and Health New Zealand Te Wahatu Ora is listed as the applicant for proceedings set down for tomorrow.
The New Zealand Herald understands that is seeking the guardianship of the four-month-old be shifted from his parents to the court so consent to use donated blood is in the required open heart surgery can be given.
So listen to this.
Basically what I've seen.
What's happening here is that the parents essentially from what I've read and this might not be true, but I'm just going by what I've been told was that the parents the kid has a heart problem and the parents don't want the child to receive dirty blood.
Okay, because God, I mean, I am firmly believing in this.
I do not want my kids to marry vaccinated people.
I don't want my bloodline to be tainted, like I don't.
I don't want that.
I want to keep a pure bloodline.
Yeah, and I think that it's very important to keep purity in terms of medically speaking, not not doing this because we don't know what the long-term effects are.
We don't know what genetic variations are going on, and I don't want this stuff, anything that could possibly happen.
We haven't tested it yet.
I don't want my kids to be part of the global experiment.
kezia schaffer
This is going to be the new thing they're going to use against us as like racism is like bloodism or you know anyone who's got got mud blood or whatever we you want.
You want to call that's like a Harry Potter reference, but but I feel the same way with you.
I'm very glad that both of us are unvaccinated.
I'm proud about that and I yes, I would feel the same.
Like okay, I don't.
Like even just listening to the the podcast with the makers have died suddenly makes me very concerned about the future.
It's only been two, three years since Covet.
How, how long since we've had these vaccines how, what are we gonna see in five ten twenty, five years down the track of the effects that these injections are having on people, and I do wonder about being transparent, and I would if, if my child needed a blood trans transfusion, or if I did, or you did, I would absolutely no way allow a vaccinated person's blood to enter my body or my child's body or your body.
Absolutely not.
elijah schaffer
Well yeah, and what's crazy though, is that it said that the, basically the court was saying they're saying the parents are endangering the child because Turner couldn't recall an instance where the blood had been deemed ill-suited to be donated because the person had been vaccinated.
From a scientific point of view no, I can't think of anything that would make sense at all.
What scientific view are you from?
Because here's the point.
There's been no science in any of this.
It's all been pressure, and the experts have been wrong on every corner.
I don't know if you saw this, but quietly, I want to bring up something really important.
Just a moment ago, Elon Musk admitted that Twitter had been interfering with elections.
I don't know if you know about that.
Wow.
He admitted openly.
kezia schaffer
Is that what you're doing surprising?
elijah schaffer
Yes, that they had been interfering with elections.
And on top of that, it also just happened, what's it called?
Let me go to here.
It just happened that Twitter just ended their COVID misinformation policy because they said the experts were wrong and that the policies were used to silence people who actually had accurate information, shocker, during the pandemic, quote unquote.
And so then they removed the policy entirely because they're saying, okay, why are we going to have a paw?
Why do we have a policy on COVID-19?
Shouldn't the policy just be like, hey, believe people and be smart and don't believe people that don't have peer-reviewed medicine.
Remember, Dr. McCalla, I just did a podcast with Dr. McCullough that comes out next week for his show and mine.
Dr. McCalla, the most viewed podcast, I think, in the history of Joe Rogan, who was suspended on Twitter, he literally had told me, he says that all he got suspended for was citing peer-reviewed medical journals.
So this is like he followed their laws, followed their rules.
One of the most decorated physicians of all time got terminated, suspended.
And they're going after his credentials, by the way.
They're trying to revoke his credentials right now.
Yes, they're trying to take away his ability to practice medicine for citing journals, for citing medical journals, because they don't like that they disagree with the narrative.
And that's what's so crazy is you have these, he even had videos deleted, got taken off, because these policies supersede research.
There's no science.
So when you see in an article like this where she says, she says, from my scientific point of view, no, I can't think of anything that would make sense at all.
I think maybe that people confuse the fact that the product in a vaccine is being injected into somebody, but it's not the product of the vaccine that is the response.
The response is the body's response.
New Zealand Blood Service chose not to comment citing impending court action.
But the point is that they're saying you're a threat to your child, that this is an issue because the family, from my understanding, went and found people who were unvaccinated with the blood type and got the blood donated.
kezia schaffer
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But they're still refusing.
kezia schaffer
They went and did all the work for them.
elijah schaffer
Right, but there's a custody issue because there's a problem because they're basically saying you're endangering the child.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, this is going to be the new thing.
Racism against people who, you know, if you don't want blood from somebody who's been vaccinated or if you don't want XYZ from someone who's been vaccinated, if you try to distance yourself or whatever, that's going to be the new racism.
That's going to be the new, you're hateful, all this sort of stuff.
You said we were hateful and killing people for not getting vaccinated.
And now that we don't want your vaccinated blood because y'all are dying and getting blood clots and all kinds of different things that have happened, dropping dead suddenly, huh?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's unrelated to the vaccine.
kezia schaffer
I know.
But when we don't want anything to do with them, then they're like, how dare you?
It's like, you excluded us from society.
You everything, everything that you did to us made us feel like the worst people on earth, everything like that.
But as soon as we go, hey, we don't want your blood and you can't have mine.
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
Well, this is what's so crazy.
It says here that in the video, the parents were interviewed by former TV news reader Liz Gunn, who's reportedly voiced COVID-19 mistrust and was seen earlier this year confronting a news report about claims of fainting children at Auckland vaccination center, a claim that was rubbished by health officials.
And it also says that the parents had unfounded fears and they dismiss it all.
And what I think is so crazy is unfounded fears, like when I've looked at recent mask studies, like actually controlled studies, the most severe kind of study that is most accurately done, even on N95s.
And there's like adverse effects to 13% of wearers, you know, including asthma, infection, et cetera.
And it's like, and they're also showing right now recently that N95s and medical masks have like similar levels of inability to filter certain levels of particles.
We'll just leave it at that.
I won't say anything else on YouTube because they're retarded.
But the point is, is that the studies, the science does not dismiss stuff.
And that's what these people do.
This is how you know it's a religion because they don't say, by the way, the research from the JAMA Medical Science. Journal stated when done on a blind study and a control study over 200 hospitals proved that with the babies that had received transfusions over 10 years, there was no noticeable differences or any markers.
No, it's just like, we've dismissed it as the rubbish of rubbish.
And you go, these have only been out for a year and a half.
How could you dismiss the possibility of adverse effects of something that you haven't had time to test?
You fucking idiot.
You tell me in my face that you know something that you don't possibly know because you haven't lived it.
Have you lived in the future, doctor?
Have you lived in the future?
Ma'am?
Oh, well, we know these are safe and effective as compared to what?
The last time you injected everyone with mRNA technology and watched it for 10 years?
According to what?
The last person you injected and watched for 10 or 20 years?
No.
The last several generations you monitored?
I'm going to guess that's a no as well.
Maybe you haven't had literal time to observe or to run studies.
So how can you dismiss the probability of the concerns of a parent when there is no physical way, unless you're a damn time traveler, that you know something that I don't?
That's the whole point.
You don't know.
You just don't know.
So who are you to tell me that you have information that you possibly can't have unless you're living in a Star Trek episode, you shit?
kezia schaffer
It should be like a, you know, when people are going through cancer treatments or they've got some kind of really particular, like a peculiar disease or whatever, and they're like, well, you know, we'll do some treatments on you, but you would be the guinea pig.
You know, you would be the test rabbit for us to try some new medications or whatever because we've never experienced this kind of cancer before or we've never experienced this kind of disease before.
And so you would, you know, we have some things that we're working on and you can, you know, we'll give it to you and try.
I think your mom tried some different things like that as well.
I feel like when it comes to the injections and dealing with injected blood and such, all that sort of stuff, it should be like a trial.
Like, hey, would you be interested in doing this?
This could save your baby's life.
Your baby needs a blood transfer fusion.
Yeah, I know you went out and did all the work and found someone who had a particular blood that you thought was going to be better for your baby.
But would you, you know, it should be a choice.
People should have a choice because it isn't, there hasn't been any studies on it.
There hasn't been any long-term research or observed things of anything to do with the injections at all.
elijah schaffer
Right.
And I do want to say this, guys, as we jump into this, a huge shout out to let you guys know that in the midst of all this, it is so important to understand that, guys, I cannot control everything.
And when it comes to your children, when it comes to your money, I know that it's difficult because I just talked to my Uber driver today at Mr. Uber driver, and he told me that they had lost like 30% of their savings, their retirement in their 401ks because of the crashing stock market.
And it actually hurts my heart genuinely to see people that, you know, for instance, I even saw some guy today that he lost over $3 million from FTX from the collapse, just his entire ledger deleted, his life savings.
And I know not all of us have that much money.
All of us might have seen those losses, but it is so important that when it comes to the money that you have saved, that you transfer some of that and that you invest with my friends at Goldco into actual gold and silver.
Now, right now, if you call them at 855-242-4758, or you click the link in the description, I encourage you to not wait until it's too late.
You can find out how to get up to $10,000 in free silver.
Guys, over the years, gold and silver has retained its value, even with highs and lows, ups and downs throughout the decades.
You can see time and time again that gold is retaining its value.
Don't let your savings, do not let your retirement, your IRA, your 401k, any of these things come to a place where it's just wiped off the map because of Biden's stupid policies.
Click the link in the description or save the number, write it down, and make sure that you invest in your future.
And also, remember, they are supporting this show and they are making it possible.
And so, a lot of you guys have concerns about your future and your finances.
Call my friends at Goldco today or write the link in the description and just fill it out.
Even if you're curious and just want to know what do you do if you have enough money, if you want to invest in something, if you haven't done it, click that link, fill out the form, just get in conversation with them.
Let them know you heard them here at Slightly Offensive on the Nightly Offensive podcast.
We really appreciate it.
So, I do want to say something very important, though.
In the midst of this, this came up.
So, I don't know if you saw this from Natural News.
So, unvaccinated blood banks learn about the growing movement of clean transfusions.
kezia schaffer
It seems like this, this isn't just a one-off situation of these crazy parents wanting to do some crazy new thing.
It seems like a lot of people are kind of feeling the same sort of thing, right?
elijah schaffer
No, and so it says it says that Swiss naturopath George Della Pietra started a new safe blood donation service to provide clean, unvaccinated blood for patients needing transfusions.
Since the general blood supply is now tainted with fully vaccinated, spike protein-laden chemical blood, demand for pure blood is soaring.
Pietra apparently saw this as a great opportunity to provide clean blood, which is now more in demand than ever, calling the Wuhan coronavirus, you know, whatever.
I won't, I can't really read much of that also on YouTube here.
But I did find it to be funny and ironically that there is this growing movement and there is this coalition to try to make sure that you are not crossing your blood with spike protein-laced transfusions.
And from having a friend whose father died from being a blood transfusion and got HIV, I mean, I have a good friend whose father was not a homosexual, he had an immune disorder, got a blood transfusion, got HIV, developed AIDS, and died when he was a kid.
kezia schaffer
Because people were, is that still allowed?
Where if you have AIDS, you can donate blood, or was that just a thing?
elijah schaffer
No, they just didn't know then fully.
They weren't aware.
And so I am not about to take risks, you know, especially with blood transfusions.
Now, I tell people this: if you're going to die in the blood transfusion is life or death, if you're shot and blood squirting out everywhere and you have no other option and you've got to get a blood transfusion, I don't think you're really going to care, right?
If you save an extra couple months, a couple of years, life's unfortunate.
But when it comes to the fact of like actually preserving your genetic authenticity, I find it funny that they make it all about racism and whiteness and blackness when really I don't care if Trayvon wants to give me some blood.
I just want to know if he vaxed or not.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Trayvon, I'll take your blood, boy.
kezia schaffer
Come on.
elijah schaffer
Pew, pew.
I'll take it from the hood.
kezia schaffer
I think with everyone in the locals chat, I think we should all make a pact that if any of us ever needs something, because we can all trust one another, if anybody ever needs a blood donation, we'll all let each other know our blood types and then we'll figure it out from there because this is a safe community where we're all pure-blooded people.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
Okay, also, so let's talk about some more lighthearted stuff.
I want to go into some just some fun stuff here to transition into some very interesting Biden clips.
So Joe Biden has had a series of gaffes in the last like 24 hours.
I don't know how there's so many that have come out here.
But he got into this weird conversation about, if you guys don't know, there's a riot going on in New Mexico right now.
Frontlines is on the ground right now, Drew Hernandez's show.
If you guys don't know, Savannah Hernandez and Kaylin Dalmeida are both journalists for his show.
I don't know who's out there on the field, but they're reporting.
So there is a riot going on right now.
I just, we'll give an update in a little bit, see if it turns into anything.
But New Mexico is the worst, the worst state in the Union.
I think it's up there with the worst.
In terms of lack of beauty, I don't want to buy your moccasins off the freeway or your stupid beaded crafts.
And also, everyone there is a liberal piece of crap.
Wow.
Except, like, not in the rural areas, but in the city.
And it's not, the food isn't even good.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, that's pretty personal.
I hear some bit of like a personal tone there coming from.
elijah schaffer
New Mexico, I think, is the only state in the union that had no districts vote red.
I'm pretty sure.
I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's the only state in the union that didn't have any districts.
kezia schaffer
This is how much we dislike New Mexico.
We drove, when we moved to Texas, we drove from California to Texas, and we were like, hey, let's do a road trip.
Let's stop in Arizona.
Let's stop in New Mexico.
Let's just take a week to just take our time and do a bit of driving each day.
We finally made it into New Mexico after like eight hours of driving through the desert.
And we get there and we were there for like two minutes.
And we both looked at each other and said, ooh, we need to get the heck out of here.
And so we just kept on driving straight into Texas.
elijah schaffer
They made camping illegal during the pandemic.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
We had to, we just snuck off into the bush and went camp somewhere.
elijah schaffer
So speaking of this, so Biden gets in some diatribe about the Navajo Indians and his wife being obsessed with them.
And then it gets into this weird, like, almost like it sounds like she's having an affair with Indian people.
I don't understand.
kezia schaffer
Oh, Dr. Jill is.
elijah schaffer
Dr. Jill is getting her teepee Indian fill, if you know what I'm saying.
She's getting the tip of the spear.
She's a sheath to a bow and arrow, if you know what I mean.
Listen, this is so weird.
joe biden
Start building a second school and revitalize the use of the Cherokee language.
By the way, she spent a lot of time on other reservations, other nations as well.
I'm worried she's not going to come home one of these days when she goes.
You think I'm joking?
I'm telling you.
I hear more about the Navajos than I hear about me.
You all think I'm kidding, don't you?
kezia schaffer
He goes, why is everyone laughing?
He's like being serious.
elijah schaffer
These are the Navajos.
We tell you about Jill the Ho.
I mean, when she's going out there, I mean, I'm just going to say, you know, you might have artifacts, but don't touch her clay pot.
unidentified
Jill?
What a go.
kezia schaffer
So many mysteries behind Dr. Jill.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, there's even some more strange stuff that occurred as well.
Okay, so this one's like just two seconds long, so I want to make sure I'm able to play this.
I don't know this, this one, this one just happened too.
I thought this one was bizarre.
This happened.
joe biden
That's a big game, man.
unidentified
And that's a big game, man.
elijah schaffer
It's a big game, man.
Everyone starts cheering.
I don't know what the context is.
kezia schaffer
We can all relate to that.
elijah schaffer
We should put that on a thing there.
kezia schaffer
Joe Biden's most relatable moments.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he also said, he also made a claim, fact-check claim here.
He said that nobody's done as much as him as president, period.
Like, he said, this is what he claimed.
He said, period.
joe biden
Thank you for being here.
Thank you for your leadership.
Thank you for your partnership.
And I'm sure I'll make mistakes, but you know me.
Don't hesitate to correct me when I make it.
And I know you.
You won't hesitate.
elijah schaffer
So sad.
At this point, it's actually sad.
joe biden
I really mean it.
I really mean it.
Well, I tell you what, no one's ever done as much as president as this administration is doing.
Period.
I am committed.
unidentified
I love how he became like, period.
elijah schaffer
Look at that face.
kezia schaffer
This man needs some milk.
Somebody get him some milk.
elijah schaffer
Period.
And like, I feel like I'm struggling on camera sometimes.
Like, I understand.
You know, you're just sweaty, you're greasy.
Things go on.
You're tired.
This man needs his Adderall or something going on here.
Genuinely speaking.
But nothing is better.
There's no better gaff.
There's no better gaff.
He was on stage at some sort of a Christmas speech.
I wasn't tracking.
Nobody's really tracking.
You ever know what I was said about him?
Nobody's actually tracking what he's doing.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, you just see bits and pieces.
elijah schaffer
No one really knows what's going on.
That was the whole point.
Maybe we're slaves in the trap.
kezia schaffer
Does anyone follow him on Instagram or Twitter?
I don't.
elijah schaffer
Forcibly, they made me probably.
Remember when he became president and they forcibly made everyone follow the White House on Twitter?
kezia schaffer
Oh my gosh.
That's unbelievable.
elijah schaffer
Watch this.
Wow.
So, period eh, period.
Britt Barbie.
I want to make an episode called Five TikTokers.
I want to die tomorrow.
Okay, but this is look what happened.
So he got confused on where to go and he accidentally took the mic off the stage with it.
Watch.
This is so good.
kezia schaffer
Holding it up to his mouth in case he needs to say anything.
Oh, there we go.
elijah schaffer
That's great.
That is like...
That is absolutely fantastic.
I think that the funniest part about this is the fact that he's holding the mic up to his mouth and then just.
kezia schaffer
The main character in this whole thing is the black band that keeps like going over his eyes and up.
elijah schaffer
Well, the problem with this is, is this actually, this segment has no reason to be in here except the fact that it's just a transition because I felt like after having talking about like babies being taken away from their parents for them trying to get them unvaccinated blood, we had to just have some Biden moments walking around here.
But I do want to say, yeah, huge shout out to the performance of the black band.
Like right over the eyes.
The lighting guy has got to be fired there.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He looks like Laverne.
What's his name?
Laverne Cox.
That's the transgender, huh?
Who's the guy that played Reading Rainbow?
Who?
I can go anywhere.
Take a look.
It's in a book.
Reading Rainbow.
kezia schaffer
He's a transgender person?
elijah schaffer
No, what's his name?
I don't remember what his name is.
Oh, man.
Okay.
LeVar Burton.
Thank you.
LeVar Burton.
You know who Levar Burton is?
kezia schaffer
No.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so those are the gaffes that have no point in there at all.
Don't forget if you want to join our unfiltered live chat, Kez is in the chat right now.
How's the chat doing, baby?
Check it in there.
kezia schaffer
Adelijah Schaefer.
What's this?
elijah schaffer
Don't show that.
Take that off.
That's just people.
It's just people being ridiculous in our chat.
kezia schaffer
Guys, remember I'm dyslexic, please.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what that was either.
But I.
This is two episodes in a row.
Two episodes in a row.
kezia schaffer
Okay, please.
Can I just tell this story really quick?
unidentified
Yes.
kezia schaffer
Guys, I'm full-blown dyslexic.
That one time when I was in Australia, I needed to go and get some things photocopied.
I didn't have a photocopier, so I wanted to just go to like a public library to get some things photocopied.
And I saw this library, something, whatever library.
And I went in there and I thought this is a very strange library, very bizarre library.
I walked around and then I asked the lady, hey, I need to print off some things.
And she says, this is a Braille library.
And I was like, right.
She goes, for blind people, because I couldn't read Braille.
And so I thought it was just the name of the location, like Newsom Library or Braille Library.
But it was a library for blind people.
So I just had to pretend like I knew all along that blind people also need to use photocopies.
So anyways, please be kind to me because I really can't read.
elijah schaffer
Can I tell you the best part about this though?
Is I went on a bird scooter the other day and on the directions, it was also written in Braille.
And I thought, what?
What blind people are riding bird scooters?
Gross?
I was like, we needed Braille.
He's like, oh!
unidentified
I'm like, I never knew.
elijah schaffer
I didn't know why there was a lot of people.
unidentified
Why do blind people ride bird scooters?
Oh, God.
elijah schaffer
Oh, man.
Don't forget, guys, that we are streaming on Rumble.com too.
So if you want to, I'm going to check in with the Rumble chat.
See you guys are doing.
Guys, can send super chats on Rumble since we are fully demonetized.
And we are on Rumble and we are live right now.
And we do know, I didn't want to continue talking about, there's not any crazy news going on right now.
So what I love about the live stream is sometimes we're going to have crazy stuff to talk about, live news, breaking news, and other times we're just going to laugh at blind people on scooters.
All right, let's check.
unidentified
Speed bumps and braille for blind drivers.
elijah schaffer
Speed bumps are just stop signs for blind drivers.
Slow down, buddy.
Slow down.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my gosh.
Back to you're not being replaced, and that's all a conspiracy or conspiracy theory.
It says here that diversity is a beautiful thing.
This is a view from Leicester, Lichester.
I don't know how to say Birmingham.
Minority ethnic people now make up 59% and 51% respective populations and UK's first super diverse cities.
Shoppers at Bullery Market in Birmingham, a labor counselor, said the city's ethnic diversity was a vertical strength.
And Birmingham became the first super diverse cities in the UK where most people are from black, Asian, minority backgrounds, according to the 2021 census, which, by the way, said minority ethnic populations, which would mean that white people are now ethnic.
So ethnic, Welsh, Scots, Irish, Englishmen are now minorities in their major cities.
They already only make up 39% in London.
So London's major cities or the UK, I think, I don't know where all those cities are, but the main United Kingdom cities are now majority Arabs and Indians.
So let's just get a nice congratulations for diversity.
unidentified
We did it.
We need to travel to like Saudi Arabia.
elijah schaffer
Just go to the World Cup in Qatar.
Just go to your Lakapop, bro.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Go to your Lakapop.
unidentified
Go down to the bottom, shag a bunch of birds.
elijah schaffer
I love it.
Wow.
I hope you enjoyed the immigration, guys.
The Great Reset's fun.
Do you like it?
I'm enjoying it.
It's super annoying.
I just, I don't know what to say about this.
Like, they say that the great replacement is not happening.
And then every city that they replace the white population with, they celebrate it.
And want to remind you also that they are not doing that.
I'd also like to point out that crime is up.
I want to, we need a drum roll.
Baby, I'd like to ask you this question.
Crime is up.
Homicides are up increasingly, right?
I have shocking news for you.
So the rate of firearm homicides in men by race was released recently on the Wall Street Journal.
And they created a graph off of FBI crime stats showing the influx of crimes.
Now, now that it's distributed by race and that violence is up, let's just try to guess which race do you think it is where violence is up.
Because remember, diversity, let's track with this.
Diversity is good.
White people are being replaced by Arab and black people.
So black people are replacing white people.
Good.
Crime was also going up.
Bad.
Who's committing the crime?
We'll throw it to you.
kezia schaffer
I think my first guess would be the Chinese.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Don't get me no kung pao wrong.
Okay, no, but actually, it turned out the graph is very racist because it shows what?
unidentified
Yes.
kezia schaffer
I'm sorry.
That's.
elijah schaffer
Racism alert.
Racism alert.
kezia schaffer
Even at the lowest point, it was still dramatically higher than everyone else.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, according...
kezia schaffer
That's tough.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, it's crazy because white people are bad, man.
You know, racism, there's nothing worse than discrimination.
You know what's worse than being murdered by somebody?
Being called a name or someone microaggressing you.
Like, I would rather be shot in the face by a black man than have somebody misgender me.
kezia schaffer
That's how they'll get the crime stats even because right now crime stats are racist, but the way that we can like affirmative action them and even them out is by making using somebody's wrong pronouns an act of violence, right?
Or making comments about things that you shouldn't, violence.
And so then white people are going to start committing a ton more violence.
elijah schaffer
Well, this, well, you know, too, how they've gotten this.
This is why they had to specify the Wall Street Journal how to specify homicides by men, homicides, because they've already been redistricting the use of violent crime.
So like if I shoot you, but then I stole your purse, they count that for black people as a robbery.
Like, so not as a violent crime.
unidentified
Right.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, that makes sense.
elijah schaffer
Because if there's another crime committed, they track it under that.
And remember also, too, that now homicides, according to the FBI, I believe they put Asians, no, Hispanics.
I think it might put Hispanics and white people together now.
They've started combining groups to change the graph.
Wow.
kezia schaffer
So they know in the chat.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let me know in the chat if you know what they did, whether they changed it or not, whether it was Hispanics and white people that they paired together or whether it was Asian and white people.
But they've started, like, I was going to say, I know, genuinely speaking, they had to actually, I'm looking at God to try to come in.
They combined these ideas together, and then you ended up having the black and then the black were still super, super high.
So what's sad is they're combining the other races, and it's still extremely a lot higher.
So, you know, it's unfortunate.
And guys, I do want to remind you guys, this is a live stream.
Do not forget Monday, Wednesday, Friday, I have my podcast, Slightly Offensive.
That's on Tuesdays and Thursdays where I have guests and we have crazy topics.
I did my podcast this week, part one and part two, talking to the filmmakers of Died Suddenly.
Part one is available on YouTube.
I will not be releasing part two on YouTube.
So if you're watching YouTube, remember part one and part two are on rumble.com or you can find them at elijahschafer.locals.com.
They're both there as well, right on the locals page.
So you can watch directly or you can watch on Rumble.
So if you like more of a podcast and a show with guests talking about deeper subjects other than just a live stream hanging out and discussing what's going on in the day, make sure you check it out at Slightly Offensive.
It is on a separate playlist, and you can watch that every Tuesday and Thursday at about 1 p.m., letting you guys know not a new episode is coming out on Thursday because it's already been released.
But there is new episodes next week.
I have Dr. McCalla on, and I also have Laura Logan.
So I'm really excited.
We're going to be getting into the medical tyranny and also to spirit cooking and eating children with Laura Logan.
So it's going to be very good.
So I really appreciate that.
But let's get back to what's going on there.
kezia schaffer
Oh, just gun tall.
elijah schaffer
What is he doing?
kezia schaffer
He's coming to sit up here.
elijah schaffer
You know, he's very, What is he doing?
kezia schaffer
He just wants to sit.
elijah schaffer
He's a big baby, huh?
unidentified
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
He's got his little poop bag, Tucked on.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
We tie his poop bag to him so when he goes on walks.
kezia schaffer
He has to carry it himself.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he has to carry it himself.
All right.
So we got the gun to.
Yeah, it's a pure blood.
He's not.
He ain't vaccinated.
Yeah.
So check it out.
So there's that.
Now, most importantly speaking, on slower news days like today, I also want to go back into some of the things that we've actually had that are continuing on.
So if you remember the Blenciaga saga, there was the Baal Enciaga tape.
He's knocking your mic down.
Caution tape that was going on around the set, right?
It was spelled Baal, Bael.
And people had told me that Jewish, Baal was Jewish for another God's name.
And we had to correct them, and they didn't realize that Jew was not a language.
So it's called Hebrew.
But Bael was there, and we realized that there was all this satanic imagery.
It ended up coming out that the photographer, I don't know if you know about this, but the photographer herself in charge of these shoots had like pictures of satanic children sacrificing heads to the devil and a lot of demonic imagery.
It just gets really bad.
We're going to get into some of this.
But can somebody verify this for me?
Because this is going around the internet and I'm completely unsure of this.
But it turns out that Baal Enciaga in Latin, I mean, I looked it up and it said it was true, but I don't speak Latin and I don't know anyone who really does besides a few Catholic friends who know some prayers means Baal is king.
And Baal, remember, is this God.
This is a sacrificial god.
The idea of sacrificing children to this god.
It is one of the worst and the most pagan gods that exists in all of tradition.
And I found it to be so weird that their logo is one letter short of the god of sacrificing children as king, but they even already have some logos, Baal in Siaga.
kezia schaffer
So they wrote that anyways on the tape.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Well, I'm saying they added it into their set, even if it was by accident, they still added it in.
And so I'm trying to understand.
I don't speak that.
kezia schaffer
There was another one as well.
I saw Bass Latin posted this one, and the second one was Balenciaga, spelled normally, but split up in a different way.
And in Latin also, and it said, like, do what you want or something like that.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Well, so what I, so I had a really good idea, though.
So like most people, I typically take a situation, I interject very bad advice into the situation.
Oh, yeah, look, there's us.
There's me and Dr. McCalla.
I am a lot taller than ever.
kezia schaffer
Oh, my gosh, your head is even chopped out of the picture, darling.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm a lot taller.
kezia schaffer
They're just trying to show off to everyone how big you are.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm always just taller.
I get cut off all the time.
But I had an idea because everyone's mad at Balenciaga.
They should be, right?
They should be mad at them because they're not messing with like a normal idea.
They're messing with child sacrifice and with sexualizing children.
So obviously, what I thought was so weird is the amount of transsexual people, this is a transsexual, that are throwing away Balenciaga because they think it's satanic.
Being transsexual is actually demonic.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It is.
I know transsexual people that I've met that are nice and I like, but transsexuality is one of the most demonic things that you can possibly accept.
kezia schaffer
You abuse kids?
Ugh, that's nothing compared to me chopping my penis off.
What kind of sicko are you?
elijah schaffer
It's like why don't you wait till they're 18 to chop their dicks off?
unidentified
Wait until that kid is 18 until you stop messing around with.
elijah schaffer
Hey, they should be able, they need to be of age before they reverse their body through mutilative surgery.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This week on transsexuality is not good for society.
I did find that to be weird.
And this is what I thought was weird about the establishment right-wing media.
Is what I noticed is, and I thought about this, I go, oh my gosh, this is true.
In my history of my career, if I brought somebody on that was a white, straight Christian male that cared about white, straight Christian male ideas, I would get concerned.
People would be concerned for me.
So I'll leave it at that.
Certain, like, very well-established, important people would be concerned for my career, aka warning me.
Just be careful on talking to people.
I could have a transsexual porn star on, never get an email, nobody cares.
kezia schaffer
Which you have had.
elijah schaffer
I have had on.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I can have a transsexual porn star come on my show and talk to you about conservative values.
And that's cool.
kezia schaffer
That is epic.
elijah schaffer
What's that?
Yeah, that's based in red pill.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, that is.
elijah schaffer
But if I have a young Christian white man come on, talk about young Christian ideas.
No, no.
kezia schaffer
Now you're pushing pushing it a bit too far now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's not good.
We got to have more porn stars on.
unidentified
Everyone knows the most base person you can get.
kezia schaffer
He's a porn star who chopped their penis off.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I found recently that to be the case where I've come to the conclusion, like I used to be more like whatever.
I don't like it.
I'll still have anyone on the show.
I'll talk to anyone.
I don't care.
But I thought it's funny.
Like I hold to the value that I still will have a conversation with literally anyone.
You know, Gavi Kozdo, Codo, the black supremacist we had on, he's in jail for like a successory to murder.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
They found like a dead prostitute in his house or whatever, and he's like under investigation.
kezia schaffer
A woman prostitute?
elijah schaffer
No, man.
Or something like that.
I don't know the full story.
But it's not funny.
It's just horrible.
But I mean, like, I've had murderers on.
I don't mind talking to different people.
I find it to be funny that the only people I've gotten pushback for in my career are specifically mostly Catholic young guys too.
And I'm not even Catholic myself, but Christian, straight white guys who talk about Christian, straight, white ideas.
Now, you can talk about Christian, straight, or white ideas if you're a transsexual porn star.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Then it's okay.
And so that shows you how weird the media has become on the right and so sold out that it's like almost like it's kind of like the left.
Yeah, it's the same thing as the left.
It's just the ideas are slightly different.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I got to have more transsexual porn stars on.
We got to have a segment called like racist stuff said by a transsexual.
kezia schaffer
Edgy, we need some peep, some mutilated people to come on the show.
elijah schaffer
Mutilate you, peepee, and come and play with me, me.
We're going to have a show show tonight.
Hey, hey.
All right.
unidentified
Love it.
All right.
elijah schaffer
So a transsexual was making this video, right?
burning Balenciaga stuff.
All right.
So.
kezia schaffer
Wow, that peasant is so good.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, it turned out that's a transsexual person.
kezia schaffer
Turns out they had a lot of Balenciaga.
unidentified
So they've been to the store quite a few times and been on the website.
kezia schaffer
I'm sure they followed them on Instagram.
elijah schaffer
So been Instiaga.
Okay, so that's also, we can play songs like that because we are completely demonetized.
So we do get copyright strikes all the time on this show now where they claim the monetization from the show.
Guess what?
We'll share it with you 50-50.
Can have the monetization from the show because we don't make any money.
So that's also very fun too.
We don't.
But that's all I want to tell you.
But the way that we do fund the show is either A, you guys can support us here at ElijahSchaffer.locals.com.
You can join the exclusive chat.
We really appreciate it.
It's a really awesome way you can join.
And as well, don't forget, guys, that if you want to take full control of yourself, there is an amazing way.
If you want to stay pumped in the action and you want to untap your full potential in your mind and you don't want that brain fog, coffee doesn't cut it for you.
It makes you too jittery.
Maybe Adderall is too much of an addictive substance and it requires a prescription.
You're looking for something that is ultimately going to give you with natural ingredients a way to use the full potential of your brain and your mind and to become the person that you want to be, which is why you should look into nootropics, specifically by nootopia.com/slash offensive.
Now, I want to talk to you about that because it's awesome.
So, nootopia is an amazing way to maximize your focus, concentration, and creativity.
Say goodbye to underperforming days and activate your peak mental performance within 10 minutes of waking up every single morning.
What you do is you can get any of their products, including their upbeat, their relax.
It depends whether you want dopamine, GABA, you want acetylcholine, serotonin, you want your adrenaline, you want it balanced, you want maximum capacity, you want the ultimate functioning of your body.
I've used these products and they're actually amazing and they pump me up and they give me the focus that I need because when I don't like coffee, because then I become angry.
And then I also was prescribed Adderall for many years and it jacked up my jaw and my whole life.
But I also don't use that stuff anymore.
But I do like nootropics.
And guys, I do recommend specifically to you that you check out this product here that I love.
If you work in construction or anything else, you have to be up a long time.
Check up the upbeat.
It's like they said, positivity appeal.
It does give you confidence, ambition, positivity, but it also most importantly gives you that focus that you need to make it through the day.
And right now, if you go to Newtopia.com/slash offensive, that's N-O-O-T-O-P-I-A.com slash OFF E-N-S-I-V-E.
Newtopia.com/slash offensive.
Click the link in the description, get 25% off right now, their entire catalog.
Check out the products, including their Xaminer juice.
They'll send you a sample box.
Everything comes together.
I used to have the product here, but I'm in the middle of moving my studio.
That's why you notice there's less stuff behind me and I'm resituating it.
So I really appreciate it.
You guys are awesome.
Thanks for checking out and supporting the show because we are demonetized everywhere.
And brands like Nutopia came in and have made this possible that we can stream and make shows every single day.
Newtopia.com/slash offensive.
Check it out.
So I do want to bring this up though.
So I had a good idea.
So everybody's giving up their Balenciaga.
Yeah.
But I wanted to be a problem solver.
I'm not a troll.
I'm a problem solver.
unidentified
That's why I love you because you think outside of the box.
elijah schaffer
I think outside of the trash bin.
Check this out.
This may seem like a joke, but it's not.
Here's what we do in Los Angeles to fix homelessness.
Do not trash your Balenciaga.
Hear me out.
Give it to the homeless.
When all the homeless are wearing high fashion, the elites will think they're pedophiles.
Then they're going to all get offered real jobs in Hollywood, which pays well.
And then with the cash, they buy real homes.
And then we end homelessness.
unidentified
Wow.
kezia schaffer
Mike drop.
I think that will work.
Imagine a bunch of homeless people walking around the streets in high-fashion Balenciaga clothes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Imagine a world where everyone is at peace.
Can you imagine that?
elijah schaffer
I just want to say this.
If you ever seen people in LA, have you ever seen LA hipsters?
They look homeless.
You can't tell the difference.
The only difference between an LA hipster and a homeless person in LA is Balenciaga on the label.
kezia schaffer
But also, I think, like, okay, throwing away all your Balenciaga clothes is like, well, you kind of already made the money.
I don't think that really like hurts the brand.
elijah schaffer
It just, right.
kezia schaffer
You just like made a cool video with like some music.
But if you did give it to homeless people, then they would maybe have some shoes to wear.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, and you know, we did a segment on the show about a year ago called Homeless or Hipster.
kezia schaffer
Ooh, that one.
elijah schaffer
Oh, wow.
All right.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But the key thing was also, too, what I don't like about these people burning their Balenciaga stuff, you already paid for it though.
It doesn't hurt the company.
It just hurts your wallet.
kezia schaffer
It's just a little virtue signal.
elijah schaffer
It's like you burned the Balenciaga stuff.
I get it, but you gave the company your money.
kezia schaffer
And now you're outing yourself as one of the people who funded Balenciaga.
elijah schaffer
Right, I understand if you had an order, let's say you had an order on the way, and you canceled the order.
kezia schaffer
Imagine that.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
We need to talk about this right now.
It's Christmas season, and the only thing that's spreading quicker than monkeypox three months ago is currently advertiser virtue signaling right now.
Let's talk about this.
Okay.
I saw this.
This is so, okay.
I don't know if everyone's just a literal fucking retard or if people have nothing else to do with their lives.
But watching people feel like they figured out scandals that are not scandals and then get mad about advertisers has been one of the dumbest things I've seen in the last two weeks.
Like this.
Organ-devouring Liver King blasted by bodybuilders over alleged steroid use.
So the Liver King, if people don't know about this, he's known for having like a holistic lifestyle.
He apparently leaked emails came out showing that he's getting, you know, a human growth hormone and he's getting TRT and whatnot injections.
Over $12,000 a month of steroids.
You know who was surprised about that?
Not me, because this segment of are you a fucking retard or not?
No, I'm actually not.
And a guy who looks like that was always on steroids.
He didn't say he wasn't on steroids.
He has a great social media campaign.
Women can shake their butts and show their tits.
He did the opposite.
He got really buff and just gave out a pseudo-masculine.
He's like 5'4.
People don't know this.
He's extremely short.
He's one of the shortest people that I think one of the shortest influencers.
He's a small man.
So he got big blow-up muscles and he just ate raw meat and was like, and then sold millions of dollars of like raw meat and idiots bought it.
Everyone's like, my whole life's over.
The Liver King takes steroids.
Okay, if your life can be affected by the Liver King steroid usage, I don't feel sorry for you.
I think your life is very insignificant and you need help.
Because why is your life affected by the Liver King steroid usage?
Also, now I know it's steroids.
Support us at ElijahShaferadultlocals.com because I'd love to look like that.
Apparently it's $12,000 a month.
I need some more subscriptions.
Got the subscriptions up.
We need to get them up.
We're not even close to $12,000 a month.
kezia schaffer
Wouldn't you guys like some more gun shows?
elijah schaffer
I could be shirtless.
Luckily, I'm tall, so I don't have to overcompensate in those ways.
But I will say, it's like, but this idea, like, it's all this scandal.
And it's like, look, it's like Brian Johnson, who rocketed to internet fame as fitness and masculinity influencer, calling himself Liver King, is facing the wrath of acolytes after another bodybuilder presented what he says is Evans that Johnson has been using steroids.
And so this was like some of the videos.
If you're not familiar with him, Liver King here.
unidentified
We just finished literally the cow.
And because I'm the Liver King, and because Liver is King, we're going to take a bite out of it.
kezia schaffer
Don't do it.
And he did it.
unidentified
Wait for it.
Why is it crunching?
Done.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
But I'm saying, like, this idea, like, in the world, it's like, I cannot believe that a TikToker, oh, holy moly, Janice, come in here.
The TikToker, the man that ate the liver.
He has a tank of steroids.
It's like, dude.
kezia schaffer
The brand is still eating the little.
elijah schaffer
about this and like this brings up the this is even the same thing Balenciaga, okay, a brand is exploiting children and promoting child sex slavery?
kezia schaffer
Sure.
elijah schaffer
But I want to remind you, Nordstrom's response to Balenciaga having child sex imagery and pedophilia was, oops, we're monitoring the situation.
But don't forget when Ivanka Trump's father ran for president, they pulled all her clothing from Nordstrom because they didn't want to support ideas that they don't support.
It was very quick.
unidentified
True.
elijah schaffer
It was very quick.
Ivanka Trump, we can't have Trump clothing in our stores when Trump's running for president because we want to support ideas we believe in.
Balenciaga has kids and pedophile stuff.
Oh, we're monitoring the situation.
And so I would say that Balenciaga being canceled is not being canceled because it's not a one-time mistake that the company made.
kezia schaffer
And also- It kind of seems like that ethos.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
Right.
But it's also like, I just want to say this.
I've always thought Balenciaga was demonic.
I've seen their ads.
They've always been weird.
They've always been scary and they've always been satanic.
And it's like, for years, we've been saying these are satanic pedophile elites.
And then everyone's like, I just couldn't believe it in front of my eyes.
unidentified
Bro, you know who Podesta is?
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
kezia schaffer
Also, look at this really quickly.
unidentified
What?
kezia schaffer
The blood club?
Homeless old hipster.
Yeah, we don't know these days.
It's hard to tell these days.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
unidentified
It's hard to tell on solid ground.
elijah schaffer
Just so you guys know, we are, yeah, so you have the Rumble Chomp.
I'm really excited.
I'm actually really happy.
And I am working with Rumble right now so that we can get our live stream more visibility on the platform since we just got it back.
And I'm still even working on getting some of the things back, control of some of the things in my social media.
But it's like the same thing where I got, so I decided for right now, like check this out.
With the established titles thing, I saw that video because we were working with established titles and I ended up talking to them.
And somebody wrote me and they're like, hey, man, I hope you don't sponsor established titles anymore.
I go, hey, buddy, I don't know if you know how brands work.
We don't sponsor them.
So we don't sponsor the Scottish people.
Established titles.
We don't sponsor anybody.
Yeah, I don't sponsor people.
They sponsor our show.
And I told them that I was going to put a pause and I wanted to know what was going on with the company.
And apparently, by the way, update on that.
They're getting involved in the lawsuit with the people.
I have like all the communications.
I'm planning on releasing them on a future show, but I'm not working with them right now.
And then apparently, they also were selling the Kamakoto knives.
And then apparently everybody started attacking everybody who was selling those knives.
And what I actually think of, and this is going to be unpopular, I don't really care.
We have advertisers for this show.
I will never cancel an advertiser because of a video.
I want to go search it out, like I said.
And I was searching it out.
And I'm just, I think we're not, we're just going to pause and not work with them right now until I figure out what's going on.
I just want to figure out what's happening.
And that's normal.
And I'm speaking to them.
People are like, there were people writing me like, I'm not, I'm going to unsubscribe from you.
If you don't stop advertising, good fuck you.
Go away.
I don't care because here's the point.
I actually want to know what's going on.
Like Balenciaga, I think we've investigated enough to see, okay, this is not just like a company being dishonest or maybe confusing.
This is child sacrifice.
The fact that people like lost their mind over established titles and Kamakoto knives, like my brother in Christ.
If this dog is not really a Lord in Scotland, no, but like people that got, like, there were people that were like emailing, like, I respect them, but people that like were emailing crazy.
I'm not lying.
Like, there were people that were emailing people that were like losing their sanity over this, over this guy taking steroids.
Like, people were saying, my whole worldview has been shattered.
Oh, I was reading things.
My whole worldview has been shattered.
I go, bro, if advertisers, like, did you also, did you also know that Manscaped, sometimes, like, all ball shavers sometimes nick your balls.
And when it says it's a nick-free ball shaving experience.
kezia schaffer
How many people are really using bull shaving?
elijah schaffer
I feel like people today with advertisements is they're like, they like walk up and they're like, Captain Morgan?
And he's like, and he's like, yes, it's me, Captain Morgan.
I would like to sue you.
And he's like, yes, what happened?
You told me on your commercial that if I bought your, if I bought your rum, I was going to have a fun night like a sailor.
And I ended up just in a divorce.
I ended up with two felonies of divorce after drinking your rum.
And it's like, your commercial said that we were going to have a fun night and I just ended up with felony charges and I lost my wife.
And it's like, yeah, it's liquor, buddy.
Did you know what you were buying?
Do you understand the product?
Like, when somebody looks like this, that's not natural.
You don't look like that naturally.
How did you fall for this?
And so I feel bad, though, because people get mad at people, what?
People get mad at the Liver King and they're mad at him, but like, I don't think he ever said that he wasn't.
I mean, I don't know.
You could tell me in the chat if I'm wrong, but I don't think he ever said he wasn't taking steroids.
I don't follow the guy.
I don't care, but I think it's pretty crazy.
Like, I do not know who is so mad about this.
I'm just thinking like this week in people getting mad about advertisers.
Like, I don't know what's going on in your life.
Concerned, wanting to know?
Totally understandable.
Wanting clarification?
Even I want clarification.
I told you guys that, you know, people brought up concerns about an advertiser.
So I said, oh, thank you for the concerns.
I'll go contact them.
But unsubscribing from creators, getting mad about things, leaving, people are unfollowing the Liver King in mass.
This is what's happening.
They're unfollowing him in mass.
What's going on?
I can't tell you.
They're unfollowing him in mass because he takes steroids.
And I just think, like, who's got a vested interest in this?
And what is wrong with America that it's like, I just found out that McRib doesn't have any rib meat in it.
Like, did you find that out?
Do you not know about, like, do you not understand what's going?
I don't know.
I just, it's like, and what, well, the reason why this tripped me out is this got more press from the mainstream media than Balenciaga.
And so it's sad to me that a guy who takes steroids, but he's still healthy and he still looks good.
He's promoting a good message.
unidentified
He's eating liver.
elijah schaffer
He's promoting a good message.
kezia schaffer
He's promoting that.
elijah schaffer
He's promoting a good message.
Like, he's not lying about his message.
kezia schaffer
He's not promoting steroids.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
He's promoting eating liver.
elijah schaffer
Yucky.
I don't get it.
I don't know.
I don't get it.
I just do not get the.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, it's like the outrage level of like different kinds of things, like a man who eats liver and also takes steroids versus a company who's literally sexualizing children and stuff like that.
Yeah, the outrage sometimes doesn't feel so matched, like in the correct, the correct amount of anger.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So I do, but I do find the fact that this week of people being mad, I think you need more interesting things in your life.
Because by the way, like the amount of people that sent me this story about the Liver King, I was like, I've never bought his products.
I don't care.
So thank you.
But I also think he's still funny and he's interested.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I don't know anything about him except that one time when I think he went on H3H3 podcast.
Was that him?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let me find that.
kezia schaffer
That's my favorite thing.
elijah schaffer
Let me find that.
kezia schaffer
Here's the thing.
elijah schaffer
Let me find that right now.
Wait, I can find that.
unidentified
This is Liver King H3H3.
elijah schaffer
Let's see if we can find that clip here.
It's got to be here under videos.
We've got to find this.
I wonder.
Oh, yeah.
So he was on.
I think he was on.
I don't know where the clip is.
But basically, if you set it up, he was on H3H3, and it basically got really, really, really tense, right?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I think H3A3 was trying to ask him about something to do with his wife, like a sexual position with his wife, or like how he, you know, whatever.
And he basically just shut him down and goes, here's the thing.
I never talk about my wife in that context.
And I was like, wow, I'd love that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, and I, look how short he is.
I told you, look how small he is.
Mini man.
He's a very small guy.
unidentified
Wow.
kezia schaffer
I never would expect it.
elijah schaffer
Ethan Klein is just really declined.
We should call him Ethan Declined.
kezia schaffer
Ethan Decline.
elijah schaffer
Ethan Declined.
He's Ethan Decline.
kezia schaffer
Is that Hassan Pika?
elijah schaffer
People have said that he implies that he's all natural.
I just have, like, this is where I feel bad for people.
I don't know if you understand this.
If you look like that, there's less of a chance that you probably are all natural than not.
And if you implied you're all natural, but you never came out and just said like, hey, look, I've never taken a steroid in my life.
Like, if you came out and said that directly, I've never done that.
I would never do that.
I'm clean.
My blood is clean.
And I don't, and I will never be a part of that.
Assume everybody's on steroids that doesn't say that.
And I mean that genuinely.
I've already been offered steroids like nine times and I've only been, but I've only been, yes.
I even had a guy approach me and tell me, he's like, oh, I saw, because they follow people at the gym.
He's like, oh, I saw you're getting serious about bodybuilding now.
And like, when do you want to get?
I'm thinking about just doing a small, you know, $12,000 a month cocktail.
You know what I mean?
I think about starting at $11,000, so we start small, and then we hit up to $13,000.
That's what I'm hoping for.
But no, but I was like, no, I understand.
Like, I have a friend who had a hormone disorder, started getting testosterone injections, and now he's like, he's got other problems in his life because he's not too much testosterone.
unidentified
Really?
elijah schaffer
Like, good problems.
Good problems to have.
kezia schaffer
Really?
elijah schaffer
Pray for him.
But I mean that in a real way is that I understand there's still like it makes sense.
But if you're small like that, I mean, the guy, he's like an oompa loompa.
kezia schaffer
Well, when it's just him on camera, his proportions, I suppose, make him look like he would be so much bigger because he's very muscly.
But really, he's the same size as all the other guys, except he's just more muscly.
Like his muscles are more defined.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
Wow, that is really a trippy picture.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
No, I honestly, I honestly, it's just weird.
So everyone's mad about that.
So on the next story.
So I don't understand, but this is this week and everybody getting mad about every advertisement except for the one that matters, Balenciaga.
Like I have seen, by the way, I have seen more outrage in comment sections with people about Liver King.
I mean, it's about Liver King and about Kamakodo knives being Chinese steel, apparently, which I use Kamakoto knives.
kezia schaffer
We do have a set.
And that's actually really good.
elijah schaffer
I actually use them.
They're actually good.
And everyone being mad.
And then also the established titles people are really mad about for things that I don't understand why they're mad about.
But it's funny because I've also seen this like big anger.
And then I realize that Americans get really angry about things that are not that important.
And then when it comes to Balenciaga, like that's my whole point.
Nordstrom got really mad that Ivanka Trump was selling her clothes.
Doesn't care.
Kim Kardashian.
Remember what Kim Kardashian said after the astral world, after her sister's husband or boyfriend, everyone died in the stampede?
unidentified
What did she say?
elijah schaffer
She like took a picture in front of a bouquet and was like, I'm so sorry for people that died.
Like it's so tragic.
Like now look at my mom's birthday bouquet or whatever.
Oh life.
Life, life, life, and priorities.
I don't know.
I think this is a good week to be upset about things.
You know who has been on the money all week?
Anomaly.
Yeah, Nomi's been doing really good recently.
I'm really, really liking what he's doing.
Here's between the, before we jump into the next segment, I did want to bring up just, this is just a little happy thing.
I'm going to try to bring these up in the middle.
Here is a picture of squirrels sleeping on a windowseal in their nest.
unidentified
Oh, that is so cute.
Wow.
They sleep with their mouth open and their teeth poking out.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
That's so cute.
Can I just say this?
Like, the point of this week that I was shocked at, everyone's like, are you, I just found out this week that advertisements, that brands are not everything that they're always cracked up to be.
And I just found out this week that social media, not everything you see, you should believe.
I was like, I was like, I didn't realize that social media, that appearances were deceiving.
You're like, wait till you meet that girl that you follow on social media and you see how she really looks.
kezia schaffer
We've all had to learn that lesson at one point.
elijah schaffer
That's what this week was.
It was like the whole world going like the internet is not everything it says it is.
But also, you can also take this at face value and show the squirrels.
It's very cute.
You can't go wrong with that.
kezia schaffer
So cute.
Which one are you in your sleeping position?
I'm definitely the one with the head back.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was like, I'm definitely one.
I'm definitely on top of you.
Yeah, stay on top.
So I will, I want to go to the next thing.
So the next thing I want to talk about is something very interesting that is more or less, this is a really cheeky picture from the Grey Ghost.
Okay, so I wanted to bring up a video that was actually quite interesting, which is this idea of a transgender.
But before I wanted to bring this up, which is crazy, do you know that in the equal pay, the men's team who are winning and kicking ass right now in the World Cup, the women are getting half of their prize money.
The women's soccer team is getting half of the prize money because of the agreement that they signed for equal pay.
So even though the women aren't winning the World Cup and it's the men, the women are actually getting half of the, I think they each get like $6.5 million.
unidentified
Wow.
kezia schaffer
They certainly feel like they're winning the World Cup.
elijah schaffer
So the men worked and the women get to keep half the money.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
And that's really what it's about.
Now, what's crazy is that women are fighting for this.
That's what marriage has always been.
I have a spooky report for you.
There was this time where you didn't go to work and you still took more than half the money from the work.
It was called being a wife.
And you had that forever.
Well, you've always had that.
And then you went out in the world and went, huh?
I want there to be a system where the men do the work and I collect half the money.
And you go, I suppose, we've had the wave.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, here's the thing.
elijah schaffer
You've had something like that in society.
kezia schaffer
We don't want to get married.
So I guess we'll just have to let all these other men have you eat.
It's so ridiculous.
Oh, girls, come on.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Work hard.
Work harder.
Win something.
Why don't you go and win?
Disappointing.
Or get married.
elijah schaffer
Look at that.
Megan Rapinoe is a ward.
She is a wicked ward.
kezia schaffer
She's a wicked woman.
elijah schaffer
Disgusting.
So it is funny, though, because it's like, oh, we really want to be in a place.
Dude, they just, this is the problem with women is that you can't fight your nature.
Okay.
And women want to be provided for.
They don't, and it's not bad.
People do not understand that it's not wrong.
In fact, it's stupid.
The opposite is stupid.
The fact that like guys walk out there going like, oh, yeah, you know, tonight I'm going to pay for your meal.
No.
As a man, you should be providing for your woman.
This is very important that you work hard and that you provide for your female, that this is what you do.
You don't, it's like, it's like you don't, you don't, if a girl wants to pay for herself, don't date her.
That's not good.
She wasn't raised correctly and she doesn't understand the dynamics of a marriage and the importance of gender roles.
It's like, well, you know, she works and she likes to make her own money.
She doesn't understand her role as a woman.
We likes to make her own money.
That is not understanding the point of men and women coming together.
Now, I understand, by the way, that some people have to work.
Like, there are single moms out there in circumstances.
I understand that there are women who are unmarried.
There are women who are out there that work.
But I think it's a grave crime that we prepare young women to work and to go to college, but we don't prepare them to be wives and mothers.
So that's the greatest.
We treat women how to get a job and make money, but not how to be a nurturer and how to provide what women provide, which is life to the future generations.
And it's heartbreaking.
kezia schaffer
And I wish, I always think about like, oh, I wish I had gone in, like had a whole class or like years of like, okay, tell me how much of stuff that I have from school.
I spent 12 years in school.
I'm dyslexic.
So I am not performing academically.
I'm not going to be good at maths or whatever.
So what do I come out skills-wise?
My mom made me do like different things to like make sure that I was going to be okay, like childcare or whatever.
But I wish that there was a class, like a homemaking class for women or for the last years of their school where they could learn all the things about being a good wife, about looking after your family, about medicines and how to be able to know all this sort of stuff or gardening and how you could make your own gardening, how you can learn to cook and stuff.
I know there's like cooking classes or something, but like a whole course that prepares you for being a homemaker and being a mother and a wife and looking after your home and running a household because, and I think my mom did a pretty good job with me, but there's still so much that I'm like, oh, I just, you know, I have to just go and Google something or like, oh, what's a quick trick of how to do this or whatever?
Or I just sometimes feel a bit silly where I'm walking around going, why did nobody teach me this?
Like this is, this is my life.
I'm not working.
I'm not in the workforce.
And all I want to do is be a good wife, be a good homemaker, and one day be a good mother.
And I feel almost stupid.
Like I feel almost like I haven't got these skills that I wish that I had or like basic knowledges because in the 12 years at school, I was struggling to bloody read books and write these essays and learn maths when guess what?
I don't do anything with maths anymore because I'm married.
I'm married.
So I don't worry about the finances or any of those different kinds of things.
So everything they tried to teach me, I don't use it.
elijah schaffer
Can I tell you something?
There are more resources in public schools to teach women how to transition into men than there are to teach them how to be real women.
kezia schaffer
Wow, that's depressing.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
I mean, you can find out how you can get resources to get an abortion and to get rid of your Your duty as a mother.
You can get resources to get hormones so that you can find out how to become transgender.
You can get resources to get into college.
You can find out how to be a working woman.
But if you want to find out how to take care of a home, you won't find that.
How to buy a home?
Yeah.
How to make it a home?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
And the sad part is, is that the responsibility shirks further and further off.
You have no examples of teachers because everybody has lesbian and butch haircuts in the classes.
They're teaching you about your pronouns and the new pronouns that exist rather than the identity of the pronouns you already have.
If teachers and people and adults took more time teaching young men how to be he's and him's, and young women how to be hers and she's, and we really embraced that and said what does it mean to be a she and what does it mean to be a her as a woman, and what does it mean to be a he and a him as a man?
And we embrace those identities of traditionalism, of biology, of what God has given us, how we were created and whether you're religious or not, how the universe endowed you and genetically you are, you are, you are predisposed to be.
We would have a society of confident people.
Much of the chaos in the world comes from individuals who lack a sense of security that is projected.
Hurt people, hurt people.
And so when you come from a broken marriage, when you come from a sibling, relationships that are problematic, when you are molested, when you are bullied, when you are accused, when you are slandered, when you are gossiped about, these things hurt people and they are damaged.
And instead of saying hey, where is the damage, let's heal, they add layer upon layer like an onion of toxic tribulation and trial, and I want to play a video here of a transgender talking about really how the answers they give you are just more problems.
And so when you're not understanding what it means to be a woman, the answer is not to learn what it means to become a man.
The answer is to find out why you're struggling where you're struggling and to find out what parts of being a woman you were made to fill and to create, to procreate and to live and move into.
And we've done a disservice to the last and the last generation, to the next generations and we will to future generations until we can embrace reality.
And kids are growing up in in an alternate reality.
They have the oculus on their head, they're living in a 3d world.
When I was a kid, 3d used to be a movie you visited.
It was a one-time experience, and now the entire world is one giant video game.
You make your own player, you are an Npc, you're a, you are a self-created character in this world and there's no responsibility to be who and what god designed you to be.
It's a scary reality and that's why there's no respect, there is no order and there is no design and there is no purpose, and and that's that's what happens when we abandon god.
There is no direction in life and kids need structure.
That's a stupid statement.
Humans need structure.
We all need purpose.
We were designed, we were created and, just like a car was created, and a car that was not created to fly is not able to fly, when things try to be used for things that they were not meant to be used for, you end up with viagra.
Life becomes one giant dick, it's just true.
It's one giant dick because I think viagra was made for hair loss or something like that and then ended up giving boners.
kezia schaffer
So they were trying yeah, they were trying to find a cure for hair loss and then tended to.
unidentified
But, you know say hey, I didn't give you hair yeah, but you have an erection that lasts four or more hours yeah so oh, oh.
kezia schaffer
What could we use this for?
Let's invent uh, erectile dysfunction function.
But also I think um, like I was homeschooled growing up and my mom really took a lot of time to teach us but she had a lot of kids and stuff like that and I want to learn more.
But also I was lucky to have so much time and attention from my mom to be able to watch her, as an example, teaching my brothers and my sisters and looking after and having to help with the nappies or this, that kind of thing.
Or let's make some bread for dad and he's gonna come home, all that sort of stuff, But no one's moms are in the home.
Everyone's going to school and when they come home, their mothers are at work.
So nobody, like, I love the idea of your mother teaching the daughters, this is how we do things and all this sort of stuff rather than that school.
I'm not expecting the school to do it because I just don't think they're going to do it.
But the mothers aren't even at home anymore because they've all been raised in this system to think it's more important and more valuable to go out and get a job and work and leave your kids.
So we'll just keep on, we're in this cycle where no one knows how to do anything.
Who taught you how?
Like, I've met some girls and they don't know how to do really basic things.
elijah schaffer
Girls don't even know how to bracelets anymore.
Did you notice in the toy sections, there's not even like bracelet kits as much anymore?
There's not any of these things.
kezia schaffer
Everything's just on your phones.
elijah schaffer
Right, right.
And I want to play this video for you, though, of really showing how this stuff has transformed into the lost generation.
And it's so, it is sad, right?
This young man, it's tragic.
It is hard to watch.
It is two minutes, but it is worth the watch.
unidentified
Watch.
So I just got diagnosed with vaginal stenosis.
If you're confused, hi, I'm Jaya.
I'm transgender.
And like eight months ago, I got bottom surgery or gender confirmation surgery.
So I had a pee-pee and now I have a vagina.
And let me just preface this by saying I do not regret getting surgery.
I do not regret it.
So I don't want any of y'all conservative ass bitches to twist my words.
I do not fucking regret surgery.
elijah schaffer
However, I knew he knew he was going to be on our show.
It's like, I'm going to end up on one of those shows, like slightly offensive.
Don't twist my words.
Welcome to the show.
kezia schaffer
I've been seeing that a lot more lately with these kinds of videos.
Doing a quick little PSA to the conservatives.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, even though I'm not conservative and the show is not conservative, I'm warming up to more conservative ideas.
kezia schaffer
Even though everything I'm about to say is going to prove that you are right, don't try to use it to prove that you are right because you're not.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and you don't have a pee-pee that turned into a Vegigi.
You have a mangled pee-pee.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, you no longer have a pee-pee.
We should call it a gaping hole.
It's sewn up.
elijah schaffer
It's a smoothie pee-pee.
It's just the fruit.
Smoothies are just fruit in a blender.
You have a blended peepee.
Okay.
kezia schaffer
Wow, that's weird.
unidentified
Recovery was going to be hard, but nobody tells you that it could be this fucking hard.
But yeah, I was diagnosed with vaginal stenosis.
And if you don't know what that is, it's basically when scar tissue gets built up inside of the vaginal canal to the point where it's like extremely tight and uncomfortable.
And the thing is, for the first year after getting bottom surgery, you have to dilate your vagina religiously because it's a brand new canal that needs to be kept open religiously for the first year.
And now that I have this stenosis, I physically cannot dilate.
My vagina still has depth, but it's so tight to the point that it could start to close and form pockets that could lead to infection, which means that I have to get another surgery.
I basically just have to get the surgery all over again and get my vagina replaced.
Like, it's just so fucking annoying.
And it just sucks because my vagina has made me so happy, happier than I've ever been.
I finally feel comfortable in my body.
It's so pretty on the outside.
It's just the inside of it that's all fucked up.
And now I have to get an emergency revision surgery.
I'm still waiting on the date.
Hopefully it's soon.
Yeah, I just wanted to come on here and be open and honest because I hope this shows you guys that being transgender, I would never choose this lifestyle.
I did not choose to struggle like this.
All of the struggles that I've been through and I'm still going through are just to feel comfortable with my fucking self, to feel comfortable in my fucking body.
And it's so hard.
It's so fucking hard.
But I would do this shit all over again if I had to.
I would do it all over again.
kezia schaffer
It's not something they choose.
I'm pretty sure you literally chose to chop off your penis.
unidentified
And the reason you're having issues is because it's not a vagina.
kezia schaffer
Inside of that hole, it doesn't lead to a uterus and ovaries.
Sorry, it's just a couple more holes, I suppose.
elijah schaffer
Is that what we called that back in high school?
kezia schaffer
Oh, no.
elijah schaffer
A China vagina.
kezia schaffer
This is a China vagina?
elijah schaffer
Made in China.
Counterfeit.
Fake.
Low quality.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
And prone to being broken.
kezia schaffer
The pot about closing up in different pot and making pockets.
Oh, my gosh.
This is unbelievable.
elijah schaffer
I am in such a calm mood tonight compared to other nights because there's just so much going on in life right now.
China vagina.
China vagina.
There's so much going on and I'm talking about Chinese vaginas.
unidentified
Well, okay.
elijah schaffer
Listen to this, guys.
Wait, wait, listen to how funny this is.
So I told you that we were told that I have somebody who's going to help us with this account.
They can get it remonetized.
And they've said that we're going to have to get our account back in good standing.
We still have everything on Rumble and everything, but we're going to have to delete everything off of YouTube.
Like they can help her get our channel back up, but we need to delete everything.
And this has happened to many people.
Many people have had to do this.
This is very common.
Even Next News Network that has millions of subscribers has had to delete thousands of videos.
Like we've people had to do this before.
And I don't mind because we use alt tech anyways.
He was like, hey, so can you then, for like two weeks, just like, use certain like like while we're, while we're getting your account reviewed to get it back into good standing with the with with, with the platform, can you make sure that you um like, have a very normal like show and you act normal and you're, and you can just like, for two weeks, be normal?
And I told him I would try tonight.
I was like, say less, I was like, I was like yeah, I'll try to practice on like, not like, on like, on like being more tamed.
For just like a couple weeks I'll try to be a little more tamed.
Um, and then instead we talked about kids being kidnapped for not being vaccinated.
unidentified
Yeah China, vagina And women, women not working.
elijah schaffer
I can't be tamed.
It's not going to happen.
It's not working.
It's never going to happen.
Because I think it's one of the funniest things ever that I've ever seen.
Because they want to, in our channel, they've literally, what is it called?
They've literally deleted so many of our videos.
We've gotten so many strikes.
We just have a problem, guys.
I don't think you know this.
We just have a problem.
They keep changing the terms of service and we keep getting in trouble for things on the channel, but we don't know what's wrong with the channel and we don't want to get the channel deleted.
And so the only way to get it deleted, I mean, to not get this channel deleted, is to basically start from scratch again and keep remaking the content.
kezia schaffer
The overall energy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So I realize, though, there's no way to tone this down, right?
Shyna vagina.
I can't stop saying it.
I can't try it.
Everybody try it.
If you're in your house right now or in your car, like try and say, shy.
Do you ever say Puerto Rico?
Yeah.
When they had a Harkin goes, it's a terrible thing what happened to Puerto Rico.
Puerto Rico.
kezia schaffer
He's a character.
When I listen to him talk, I don't know how much he's doing for the audience because they know we love it or how much is genuinely how he just says things.
unidentified
Do you want to do super chats or do you want to do tips?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, want to read them?
kezia schaffer
Maybe you can read them.
Do you want to?
I just take a very long time.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I actually do need to read them because it's true.
So let me read that.
We're going to read some super chats for the tips.
If you guys will leave super chats in Rumble, you can leave them there as well.
But I want to read some of the tips.
Some of the tips, all the tips.
Let's go ahead and let's read here on the chat.
Let's see if we can bring this up.
Can we bring this up?
Yes, we can.
Okay.
So we have some of the super chats on the screen here.
We have from John Boy Max's identify as a conspiracy theorist.
My pronouns are told you so.
We also have from Fiery Sarah.
Elijah and Kez.
I wrote this piece in May detailing with sources how 85% of donor blood is blah, blah, blah, containing mRNA.
I can see that.
MK Dal Day sent a $50 tip.
Wow.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
Thank you.
I mean, that's not necessary, but very nice.
Listen, thank you so much for that common sense rage rant about the hypocrisy of the jab jab.
I'm going to clip it and listen to it again and again.
So empowering slapping your face funny.
A as always, Wave sent a dollar.
MJ isn't here, so we step up the donations.
unidentified
True.
elijah schaffer
St. J sent a dollar for Disability of the Future.
Wave also sent $2 for the tip.
Rumor has it.
They put 12-year-old hair on microphones so he doesn't lose it.
kezia schaffer
Wait, what?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Andrew Stuff says, nothing better than Biden Gaff palate cleanser.
Wave all said pans, trans, blind, deaf, mute, bird riders.
Wave all said conspiracy is the only truth that the government explicitly denies.
Fiery Sarah said he earns himself a spot in the Guinness Book of World Retards.
Somebody also put me growing out of hair.
unidentified
I don't know what's going on there.
elijah schaffer
The Grey Ghost said, how tight?
Fiery Sarah also said, your fake Vijay isn't working like a real hoo-ha.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
No one saw that coming.
Actual Mike said, Yas Queen, buy two genital mutilations.
Get one free.
Fiery Sarah said, fake wooha does not equal real hoo-ha.
And Fiery Sarah said, it's okay, kiddo.
You can play the real doctor when we get home.
Wow.
Okay.
There's that.
Remember, you can get that Elijah Shafi.
You can join the chat as well there at ElijahShaver.locals.com and support the community as well.
No, but I was just laughing because we're going to really work on growing on Rumble in the coming months.
I'm talking to them.
I'm trying to work on it genuinely and make it a better place.
And what's crazy is we have like almost, we have like 484,000 subscribers on YouTube and we get like 1,600 viewers and we have 25,000 on Rumble and get like 400 something.
Shows you what suppression censorship is, but I'm okay with it.
So we're going to work on building Rumble, but they also said that they might be able to get our channel in better standing.
So we might work with them.
We might not.
I don't know how we can ever make this channel not slightly offensive because that's just what it is.
But I'm glad that this week what really made people mad was Kamakoto knives.
kezia schaffer
Oh, those knives.
Someone needs to stop them.
Those knives and those Chinese people need to be stopped from making the Chinese steel knives.
elijah schaffer
That's what people were really mad about.
And Liver King taking steroids.
So I guess it was a good week.
It was a good week.
I just think that's what I want to say.
So I kind of want to end in something positive, and I always want to end in something good with you guys.
Is really be sure to count your positives because the only time positive things aren't good is when you're talking about like a COVID test or an HIV test.
In that case, positivity is probably more of like a negativity, but that's semantics.
I'm not going to be autistic about it.
But for the most part, it is.
Someone said that Kamakoto makes fake Scottish titties.
kezia schaffer
Of course they do.
elijah schaffer
You guys are good.
No, but I want to say that in your life, please be and recognize that we are fighting a spiritual battle.
Things are warfare.
And like, you know, every day, if you feel afraid, like, you know, I mean, we have, thanks to our sponsors, right?
We have Goldco and Nutopia.
Also, just shout out to earthechofoods.com slash Elijah, 15% off for the chocolate that's keto-friendly.
You can check it out.
It's links in the description.
Honestly, if you're looking for chocolate, you should just click the link in the description and order some of the chocolate.
But on the side note, sometimes we don't know why we're unhappy.
And it is really important to remember that it is that simple in terms of when you wake up, what do you do?
Do you go on your phone for the first moment?
Do you get mad at the news?
Do you just go wake your kids up?
Do you wake up into chaos?
Do you wake up hungover?
What are you doing, right?
Try to make small changes in your life and keep consistent patterns.
And you'll find your entire experience of life improving.
And remembering that you don't have to worry about what people think about you, whether you've ruined your life, somebody else has ruined your life, whether somebody in your life has ruined their life, whether your kids are making you angry, maybe they're rebelling right now.
Maybe your wife or your husband is upsetting you.
Maybe you're lonely and you feel like you're not good enough for the world.
It's really a tragedy how much people sit here and meditate on how they wish they could have redone the past or fearing the future that they don't live in the moment and accept the fullness of what life is right now, right here.
And when you wake up, make sure you have a glass of water by your bed.
Practical stuff.
Wake up, drink some water in the morning.
Put your feet in the ground, stretch a little bit.
I find this, if you have a hard time reading in the morning, download the Bible app and press play.
Use the New Living Translation, English Standard Version, the King James Version, the New King James Version.
There's lots of good versions out there.
And open up Proverbs, open up Psalms and let it press the play button.
Let it read the Bible to you and focus on some truth for the day.
Try to learn a new proverb every day and something that's good and that's holistic, that'll get you focused on God.
And remember, like, you know, nothing is ideal.
Your marriage, your children, your life, your job, your finances, nothing will ever be what it is fully.
And I want to end with this video that's actually more from one of the richest people in the world.
That this man was asked, I forget who this is.
If you guys tell me in the chat, I do forget who this is.
What made life run?
Whether it was money.
This is a really rich guy.
I don't know why I don't know who this is off the top of my head.
But he was asked, is greed what makes the world run?
That people are greedy?
And he had a really interesting perspective on what makes the world run.
And the reason why I like this is because what he was saying is that no matter how much things you get, no matter how much life improves, no matter how much society develops, people had less technology, less money, less things, and they were happier in other eras.
And in fact, things are more dangerous today than they were when people had less money and less things.
And it's very interesting.
He's old too.
I think he's about 319 years old.
So that's also true.
Listen to this.
unidentified
...that has come.
People are less happy about the state of affairs than they were when things were way tougher.
And that has a very simple explanation.
The world is not driven by greed.
It's driven by envy.
And so.
The fact that everybody's five times better off than they used to be, they take it for granted.
All they think about is somebody else has more now, and it's not fair that he should have it, and they don't.
That's the reason that God came down and told Moses that you couldn't envy your neighbor's wife or even his donkey.
I mean, even the old Jews were having trouble with envy.
And so it's built into the nature of things.
It's weird for somebody my age because I was in the middle of the Great Depression when the hardship was unbelievable.
I was safer walking around Omaha in the evening than I am in my own neighborhood in Los Angeles after all this great wealth and so forth.
So, and I have no way of doing anything about it.
I can't change the fact that a lot of people are very unhappy and feel very abused after everything's improved by about 600% because there's still somebody else who has more.
I have conquered envy in my own life.
I don't envy anybody.
I don't give a damn what somebody else has.
elijah schaffer
And while this is not universally true, it just brought up a point that I thought was interesting.
Someone said he's on the all-liver diet.
This guy only eats liver.
It's true.
Milton.
Milton, what are you doing?
No, but he was just bringing up the fact that the point that I wanted people to remember is that even as capitalism increased the world and you have more things and stuff, your life doesn't become better because outward circumstances.
It is true.
Money does buy happiness, and it is true, but happiness is fleeting.
And what's vital to understand is that what Paul said is that he's happy with a lot or a little, meaning contentment comes from God and it comes from an internal perspective every single day.
And so sometimes we're really hoping that our external situations are going to change.
But what God is teaching us is like we say, God, give me wisdom.
And so then what does God do?
He doesn't give you wisdom.
He gives you trials and difficult things that you have to figure out, problems that you have to learn to figure out.
You ask God for strength and he gives you hardships so that you learn how to be strong, so that you learn how to be strong.
And then he says, God, help me to be a kind and a loving person.
He gives you unlovable people in your life.
He surrounds you with people that you want to twist their neck and kill them because he's trying to teach you.
Like, God, show me your mercy and grace.
He goes, I'll show you my mercy and grace.
You'll understand it as you learn to show mercy and grace to those around you.
And so I just want to remind, you know, in these tough times, as we're getting into the holidays, like my mom's dead.
People know that.
You know, this is the number one time people commit suicide.
This is an emotional time for people.
A lot of women, you know, their hopes get up.
People's hopes get let down for their family gets in fights at the dinner or their family's not together.
Like there's just a lot of emotions heading up.
It's like the female month.
December is the month of the women, but it's also the month of the King of Kings, and it's the month of the birth of the Savior.
And so, you know, although I don't think that's historically accurate per se, it is where we celebrated our tradition.
And just reminding you guys to hold fast to the perspective and to ask God to be internally and privately confident and to be growing.
And sometimes you think it's the outward, but really truly, you can't control the people in your life and you're not going to be able to necessarily make the money you want and get everything you need.
But you can go to the gym.
You can control how much you eat.
You can control how much water you drink.
You can control how much you pray.
And you can also control the ability to give God lordship over your life and to learn to not have to live according to your flesh and your impulses.
We all fall short of the glory, but we can also live a peaceable life on the inside.
And that's when life becomes good.
That's just my reminder, my little send-off from the live stream, never to get too wrapped up in all this.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I think that's so true.
It is a heart issue, and it is all about the heart.
Because like you said, you can buy a nice car that you've always wanted or have the perfect this, that, and the other.
But if you were sad before or insecure or unhappy or whatever, your money isn't going to change that.
It can give you a good time.
It can buy you a new vagina, you know, but you're still going to be feeling sad.
You think, oh, you have this, you have an internal issue, and you think by getting a surgery or by getting this or by getting that, it's going to change.
But it's the heart that we need to give our hearts to the Lord.
And we need to, yeah, only he can, only he enjoys where the Lord is.
elijah schaffer
And I just want to say this too.
Last thing, two super chats in from Rumble from Blagnarok said, China, vagina.
kezia schaffer
Wow, they said it.
elijah schaffer
And Eric from his consonant said, I miss the way he says, vagina.
So it is good.
We do love you guys.
Don't forget, you can super chat on Rumble.
You can follow us everywhere where you can follow us.
This has been a great installment of, what is this called?
What is the show called?
Which one are we on?
Just kidding.
No, it's been a great installment of Nightly Offensive.
This is a live stream.
So a little bit of house cleaning as we jump off the stream here.
So Kez and I, we're changing things, and we're also doing a bit of traveling.
So like I told you, part one and part two of the podcast, I released them early.
And those are available.
You can find part one and part two on Rumble of this week's podcast.
They're already available.
Part one's on YouTube.
You should watch it.
It's with the actual individuals who made the Died Suddenly movie.
It's amazing.
Unfortunately, Nightly Offensive will be on a little bit of a hiatus for a few episodes.
So I don't think this is episodes, just chapters.
So we're going to be doing some traveling.
We're not going to have the internet for a short time.
I am working to make sure that the podcasts still get out because those are pre-recorded.
And so I'm really excited about that.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, they do some live streams on just locals.
elijah schaffer
So we will do some lives while we're traveling on locals because we will have internet service.
So we can do it off the phone and we will keep in contact with you guys to give you guys updates on what's happening.
But we are going on a very long, it's not a vacation, but like just a very long, the trip itself is long in terms of like just getting unplugged and like just having some time together.
So I want to make sure that you guys know we're not going to have access to computers for a few for a few days.
And so we should be back by the end of next week.
We will try to upload clips and different things remotely as well.
But unfortunately, that's just the name of the game and that's how it works.
And we really appreciate it.
So don't get worried if there's not live streams.
Make sure you share this.
And then also stay connected on locals.
If you want updates and you want to know what's going on, that's only for locals people.
So go to ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
Join the community.
Guys, we do want to get your support.
We love the fact that you're supporting.
You guys are going over there.
We really appreciate it.
It keeps the show together and funded and allows us to do the things that we're doing and to buy the equipment that we need to buy and to change the studio that we need to change.
And I'm just so privileged, so, so excited.
And we also have a street video coming out next week as well.
A really good one.
Why I hate San Francisco while we're gone.
So I have some extra bonus content coming out for you guys.
Anyways, thank you guys so much again for watching another installment, another chapter in our house of Nightly Offensive.
We really appreciate it.
Shout out to the chat.
Shout out to the chat.
Shout out to the locals chat.
You guys are awesome.
Any last words, Kez?
kezia schaffer
I just, I really like the locals chat.
And just for people who aren't in locals, I sometimes when I just like skim through and read all this sort of stuff, you guys are like genuinely like buddies and friends and you all know each other and talk with each other and all this sort of stuff.
And I think it's really nice.
Like it genuinely is like a little community.
And we'll see you guys later.
Thank you so much.
unidentified
Ooh, ooh, baby.
I, I, I, y'all.
Like, ooh, ooh, baby, yeah.
Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby, I, I, I, y'all.
Like, ooh, ooh, baby, yeah.
Y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby, I, I, I, like, ooh, ooh, baby, yeah, y'all are talking like this in a falsetto.
Ooh, ooh, baby,
Export Selection