Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - LAUGHING at the DUMBEST Libs on TikTok!! | Guests: Jorge Ventura & Brandon Steele

Aug. 3, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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LAUGHING at the DUMBEST Libs on TikTok!! | Guests: Jorge Ventura & Brandon Steele | Ep 275

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	I don't know if I'm being a bit extreme with this, but prior to 2016, I go in the supermarket and there's a person next to me.
	The clerk who checked me out.
	Go to the doctor's office, talk to the receptionist, the doctor, go to the dentist, get my car fixed.
	I had no issue.
	Now?
	Now?
	2022?
	I'm looking at the receptionist at the doctor's office and wondering if she's a Trump supporter.
	I'm wondering if my mechanic voted for Trump.
	I don't want you fixing my mother car, right?
	At the supermarket, the cashier who's ringing me through.
	Did you vote for Trump?
	Because I don't want you ringing my shit up.
	My dentist, don't be drilling me, bitch, if you voted for Trump.
	You know, they said that white people can't dance.
	The truth of that is actually thus, the Coke that's available on the streets today is bunk.
	Back in the 70s, when the Coke was pure and the vibes were moving, white people had a rhythm.
	And of course, to balance out the whiteness in this room, I wanted to invite on the show today the resident, friend, and awesome reporter, journalist, and casually a Mexican stereotype.
	I know you're all Salvador, you're a Hispanic stereotype, late and brought tequila.
	Jorge Ventura, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
	Hey, good to be back.
	It's good to be back.
	Hey, Ailey, you really got people thinking I'm Mexican in your YouTube comments, man.
	It's good to be back.
	Arriva, we got the tequila later.
	No, it's good to be back with you guys in Dallas.
	You just got de-glittered.
	Do you see the kind of glitter that you just got?
	Monkeypox.
	He just monkeypoxed you.
	Shouldn't have been flag colors.
	Aren't you guys good?
	They're monkeypox approved.
	They're for sure.
	Just don't put them in the wrong spot.
	Also, on the show for the first time, I think in a while, as a guest, we found him.
	Before I even introduced him, we literally, Yako Buyans was in a government-funded sex trafficking sting, right?
	That's correct.
	And they said they found some children and an adult male tied up in a closet at this weird monkeypox incubation factory and in like Wuhan, China, or whatever it is, where it came from.
	Guess who it was?
	He's back in the studio.
	Wonder where he went.
	Brandon Steele.
	Yeah, I'm Jeffrey Epstein's personal comic.
	I'm his comedic relief, you know.
	Every now and then, someone's got to come in and crack a joke about those.
	Hey, it's America's favorite.
	America's favorite crack baby, Brandon.
	Yeah.
	We literally just found this guy.
	Did you see Joe Rogan said that Jeffrey Epstein thinks he's either a massage or a CIA plant?
	Like he actually said that.
	That's why they're not releasing the book of evidence because it was just used to control the world's elite by making them child molesters.
	Well, I mean, it's obviously not got good things in it.
	No, I mean, that's kind of what we're going to be talking about, how crazy things are today.
	Basically, everybody's unhinged, and we have regime patriots.
	This is like the new word for today.
	The regime patriots.
	You got patriots here, and then you got regime patriots who are insane.
	The amount of insanity in today's episode is so great.
	Don't forget, I also have this new segment called Messy Christianity, which is more like faith-based discussions.
	It's going to be its own channel very soon, but check out that video.
	It's not meant to get high views.
	It's just meant to get you high spiritually and have a good time and maybe get off the high.
	Who knows?
	Anyone that know, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
	It's the best worst show on Blaze TV where we always have confetti of color and 8K graphic.
	8K graphic.
	That's pretty impressive.
	That's pretty cool, huh?
	I feel like I just won the NBA championship.
	Yeah, it's pretty cool, huh?
	I know.
	That's the kind of budget we get.
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	Don't forget for your blind viewers, you got to describe exactly what you're wearing and your pronouns.
	Yes.
	And if you had an erection while writing your review, because that's true.
	Here, I do got to say, so in the beginning, we can already see how crazy this episode is going to be.
	Like somebody needs to go get Beatrice.
	Grandma's been a little bit unhinged.
	In the very beginning, I guess we prove that we are in a world where like my school teachers were nice women and they loved you.
	I always thought of grandmas as being the people who like, you know, the way they pulled your little cheek and they said that they loved you.
	And now grandma's out here be like, just like division trapping, being total bitches, just hanging out, not wanting to get her car fixed.
	Like usually like, oh, you have a flat tire?
	And then now you have to be like, you know, say your pronouns.
	Hey, do you have a flat tire?
	My name is Elijah He, him, and who I voted for before she'll even accept the service.
	She doesn't even want to get serviced by a Trump supporter.
	The level of hate in this country is just unhinged.
	I thought she's funny.
	I thought that was funny.
	She is good.
	I don't want no Trump supporters drilling me, bitch.
	That was great.
	I want that in a shirt.
	I don't want you bringing my shit up.
	Yeah, I like her.
	She's funny.
	Lady, you can sell.
	She's self-checkout.
	She smokes cigarettes in the house.
	I like her.
	I bet she asked to self-check out who voted for her.
	She's literally keeping fire departments in business because she's the one who has like every three months her apartment burns down.
	She falls asleep with a sticker.
	She's kind of black.
	She kind of sounds black a little bit.
	Yeah, she does.
	She's got a little black accent.
	She's like Black Cajun.
	Yeah.
	She's kind of sassy.
	Yeah, she's like, she's like, well, I don't know if I'd say the fully Black Cajun, but I would say she does like BBC.
	Look, I'm just out here bracking.
	You know, I don't need no Trump supporters blowing my shit up.
	No, she's great.
	That's great content.
	I need more of that.
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	I do like, though, the point.
	Like, yeah, that is kind of ironic, though, that people say that kind of stuff.
	Like, I don't want your service if you voted for somebody.
	I just got to say, we've got to get over the fact, though, in society of literally giving a single damn about certain aspects of people's life.
	Like, I always think about this.
	We know too, we share too much of ourselves.
	So we think too much about people matters.
	Like, in our own lives and social media, like, I don't give a damn what you ate for dinner.
	I don't care.
	Like, you know, your kid's ugly.
	It was boring yesterday.
	That looks like an alien.
	Take that down.
	I mute you.
	I mean, it has really reinforced why growing up, the adults were like, yeah, you don't talk politics in public.
	It's in bad taste.
	I was like, well, that seems dumb.
	Now I'm like, oh, I get it.
	We should probably not talk about that.
	I mean, everything really just changed after, you know, 2016.
	Like, after 2016, people were like their political parties on their own.
	I started with Obama, though.
	And I mean, now, I mean, now you, I mean, I'm not a dating app guy.
	I'm a traditional guy, but you don't swipe, right?
	But, but, no, but now you could go on Tinder and like people have like their political affiliation.
	Like, I'm a Democrat repo.
	It's like, why?
	Why would you even put that there?
	I mean, I don't know.
	I think after 2016, everything changed and it's so in your face.
	How are you doing on Grindr, though?
	I'm doing great, dude.
	I got three dates set up today.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Look at this.
	Where do you think Fetty came from?
	It's Dick Fetty.
	I do want to say, though, the ironic part, that was actually from somebody else that I know.
	I feel like in another country, citizens don't act like this.
	We're in a point in our country where it's like, it's really becoming a point where it's like, I already know what it is.
	I just read an article that said Europe is better than us because only 10% of homes have AC and 90% of homes in America have air conditioning units.
	We're too comfortable.
	It's just, we're sitting in our cool houses enjoying life.
	Americans have it too comfortable.
	I got to say this.
	When I was out there, you know, just porking around, being promiscuous or whatever, I had one standard.
	It was yes or no.
	It wasn't like Democrat or Republican.
	Like, what are these 19-year-olds doing, horny running around being like, sorry, not, I'm not going to have sex with you because I'm trying to follow God or like, I'm not going to have sex with you because I'm not trying to get an STD or some like valid reason.
	It's like, I'm not going to have sex with you because I don't like who you voted for.
	That's crazy.
	I understand dating apps, like for sure, like dating.
	I would never understand it as a guy.
	Hookup apps.
	Like, you're literally discriminating politics so that you can have sloppy 38 seconds of pleasure.
	That's a very low utility return.
	Yeah, I think that's mostly dudes.
	Really?
	No, I mean, I think the women are the ones who are like, I'm not going to, you know, sleep with someone who supports Trump.
	The dudes are like, I don't care who you support.
	I'll be on a bar to get Biden and hot.
	Yeah, she could be like, I like Bernie.
	I'm like, dude, I love Bernie.
	Medicaid for all of us.
	Oh, yeah, I've been on that.
	The scale of like politics, the highest.
	I switch up my politics every night.
	I do go far.
	By like a far right.
	Yeah, by like a seven, I'm like, I don't give a fuck.
	You voted for that.
	Yeah, I did.
	Pull that mic down.
	There was a white guy in your seat before.
	They're a little bit, they come in a little larger packages.
	My boys, my boys down here in junior sizes.
	We don't even get an extra Zoom lens just to fit them in the screen.
	Haven't they started dating apps for political affiliation?
	Which is such a weird thing to do.
	To be like, the first question is like, who'd you vote for?
	Yeah, I wonder which app has less STDs.
	Let's be completely honest.
	I mean, I'm hot chicken Seattle, I'm hitting it on it.
	I don't care, dude.
	Yeah, I'm down with cash roll, all of the venus water.
	I'm down with all that.
	Dude, okay, well, look at this.
	So obviously, we have this video.
	Check this out with play video number one here.
	Cause I mean, people are moving in this direction of being divided and changing the world based on your political affiliation.
	It's real.
	Watch this.
	Just another really expensive roof.
	Liberals drive on a BMW.
	So I charge another 15 grand.
	Yeah, that's what you get for being liberal.
	I don't care if they watch this video either way because there's no one else to roof because your liberal government making everybody lazy by giving them fucking serves and nobody wants to work.
	So I can treat people like shit, act like a fucking asshole.
	And they still got to pay me for their expensive shit, whether they like it or not.
	And they have to be 25% more because they're liberal.
	So luck with the real world.
	Hell yeah.
	Hell yeah, bro.
	Talk yo shit, Playboy.
	Building roofs.
	I love the pettiness.
	All right, first of all, the mistake from that liberal family, whoever that family was, was you don't hire a white guy to fix your roof.
	Of course, it's already going to get rip off from the white guy.
	Go to Home Depot.
	He's got done for 4,000.
	Five ones, get five Jose, a little 24-pack of Corona put some corridos.
	That shit would be done in two hours.
	You out of the whole house, though.
	One of the Gatorade things.
	If you hire a white person, I'm sorry.
	If you hire a white person to fix anything in your house, you deserve to get ripped off.
	Gringo.
	No, you know what?
	The only problem with the Mexicans is you can't get shit fixed because you try to communicate to them and they're always like, huh?
	Oh, yeah.
	You're trying to tell him.
	No, every white person knows this.
	They'll do a good job if they could speak English.
	Like, hey, my guy, welcome to the USA.
	You've been here for how long you have a job here.
	He's like, Latan?
	Like, Laton?
	Come here.
	I was like, I'm sir.
	What are you saying?
	You kind of just need Spanglish.
	You don't need real English or Spanish.
	You just need enough.
	You actually don't even need words.
	You just literally point.
	You literally put them in your truck.
	You pull up to your house and say, look, that's not done.
	You fix your beer.
	And they know they already.
	It's universal language.
	Andrew Schultz has a great bit where he goes because they talk about like the pyramids in Egypt.
	Like, did the Jews build those?
	Like, did aliens build them?
	He's like, the pyramids in Mexico, we know exactly who built those.
	They went out a bunch of ombre's and they're like, yeah, we can do this in three weeks.
	It's like, it's like, it's like me going, like, oh, I want fried chicken, buying them from a Korean lady.
	I'm buying from a black person.
	You know what I'm saying?
	It's like these are kind of, these are universal truths here.
	There's people in here who just said Korean fried chicken is as good as black people fried chicken.
	No.
	Leave right now.
	No, There, that is actually, if you've ever been to Korean, like Elijah knows, like, Elijah's banker is Jewish.
	He knows, you know, to bake with the Jews.
	He knows this.
	Well, they love you.
	Why do you work here?
	They love it.
	If you want to get into media, what are you going to work for?
	They love ovens.
	Exactly.
	God damn it.
	Hey, the Jewish people.
	The Jewish baker and Jewish media company, the black chicken, the Mexican roofer.
	This is how you do your life.
	This is how you do life.
	That's how you do life.
	And then with your inner circle, just keep it white people so your shit doesn't get stolen.
	I'm trying to pull Isabella Riley.
	I'm trying to pull Isabella Riley here, okay?
	Yeah, it's like if you want to be on time, let's just say Jorge's not the best person to bring to the movie theater.
	I'll just say that.
	Hey, big guy.
	Hey, 10% of the big guy.
	But sneaks in the best snacks.
	That's true.
	The best tequila, dude.
	You guys need your vibes.
	All right, what I do is: so, obviously, you guys know things have gotten a little bit weird.
	Patriot regimes are, or regime patriots are very much strange people.
	And I do find this quite interesting, though.
	I liked in the beginning the paradigm between the two videos that they're sort of like, it's like, yeah, remember, it is a two-way street because like this is not the world you want to live in.
	You just don't want to get serviced by somebody.
	Well, guess what?
	None of your people want to work.
	We're still willing to work.
	And so we're just going to charge you more money.
	And now you either, A, you're going to have holes in your roof or B, you're paying a premium because there are no Mexicans because it's always those white liberal neighborhoods, right?
	That they, they love, they love people of color, just not as their neighbors.
	Exactly.
	It's like they love low-income housing, just not in their area code.
	So it's, it's always a, hey, we'll support this, but not when it comes to my front door, which is why I brought the clown pills back.
	It's bad.
	I love the clown pills.
	Because what happens with the clown pill, people don't realize this.
	That's why we're back in a light mood on the show.
	We were black pilled.
	And this is what, this is the arc of the red pill to black pill.
	Red pilling is like every once in a while, like every six months or a year, the government does something crazy that reveals something more corrupt that you didn't know was going on or you thought was true, but it gets confirmed.
	And so you get re-red pilled.
	You're like, aha.
	Like, you know, we know this.
	Trump says that we never got to the bottom of 9-11 on who did it and then takes money from Saudis and then won't say anything.
	And you're like, yes.
	So we kind of know who did it.
	But then you get black pilled.
	They start outlawing the word groomer.
	They're sexualizing children.
	The inflation's going up.
	You're paying $37 for a gallon of gas.
	You know, like, it's so crazy.
	You don't know if you're trying to get rid of your dick because you're trans or you're just trying to afford to fill up your tank.
	Like you're just, you're getting, you're getting castrated everywhere.
	And then it gets to a point where it gets so funny that we have monkeypox and no one's saying anything, but there's all these people having gay orgies, which we're finding out again is way more common than we all thought.
	Declaring national this, yeah, just any old orgy.
	This is a strange peak.
	And it gets like even funnier and funnier.
	And then we just have to start laughing at it again.
	And that's why we are back at the clown pill.
	It's when you go, you either commit suicide or you learn to just see the best things in life and you don't hurt yourself or anyone else.
	And you just laugh instead of harming yourself.
	Larry the Cucumber looks like Joe Biden.
	I look like Larry the Cucumber with those eyes.
	With those eyes.
	Which Joe Biden, I don't know, but the one that had the googly eyes.
	Larry the SSRI cumber.
	That's pretty much that's no, that's the Adderall cucumber.
	Then they had to resuscitate him for one more, one more speech.
	Why won't my nine-year-old sit still in class?
	Maybe because school is cringe and gay and guys weren't made to be sitting down like women.
	Why are women succeeding in college?
	Well, have you seen what they study in college?
	Yeah, men don't do that shit.
	Exactly.
	I was watching some show on Netflix and this dude had a PhD in glass blowing.
	And I was like, you went $100,000 into debt to learn how to blow glass?
	I didn't even know you could get a degree in that.
	I was being honest.
	But what a fucking waste of money.
	$100,000 in debt?
	What an idiot.
	What a chump, this guy.
	To make shitty bongs.
	I do want to say something before we go any further.
	I've been noticing this this entire show, and we got to address it.
	You do have a dick on the top of your head and the front part there.
	Really?
	Lean forward, watch.
	It'll fall off.
	You son of a bitches.
	I didn't have this dick on the head.
	He's been talking like, you have a dick on your shoulder, too.
	Look like you're talking.
	All right, we'll keep that one there.
	Oh, I will.
	Dude, I'm sorry.
	It's just, it's, oh, man, being nine is so fun.
	It is a clown world, dude.
	Because then, you know, we just woke up to the news.
	Like, we actually might go to World War III for Nancy Pelosi.
	I mean, I know.
	Well, look, look at this.
	I was saying this.
	So obviously, when I was so happy that, you know, while we were very nervous that Nancy Pelosi is over in Taiwan, right?
	I mentioned for people, don't get distracted by her plane rides or her hot air balloons because those are not what.
	Can I just can we address this again?
	Can we just address this, Brandon?
	Was I the only one who like was both reviled and also somewhat interested at the same time of like, huh?
	Oh, no.
	Who knew that was there the entire time?
	Like a monument or something like that?
	I don't think they were.
	I think those are new.
	I think the people paid for those titties.
	That's why I said this on insider trading titties.
	Yeah, I said those are expensive.
	I said this on Chad and I said, you know, those were paid for by the taxpayer.
	Those are our titties right there.
	Oh my God.
	Those are the titties that are.
	Dude, talk about inflation.
	I mean, everything's getting bigger these days, including the government.
	Those boobs are going to start World War III and as American as it can get.
	Hey, maybe I am big for big government now, but in a different kind of way.
	Oh, I saw that and I was like, hold on.
	She's a severe alcoholic.
	Already bonus points with me.
	And now she's got huge tits.
	Hell yeah.
	I'm also locking Martin Ray on stock team.
	Team Nancy.
	I'm on Team Nancy.
	Dude, she's smuggling nukes into Taiwan.
	Oh, my God.
	That's what she's doing.
	She's struggling to get away from her.
	Did you guys talk about how awesome it was when one of the, I don't know, Chinese communist parties, people tweeted out, like, yeah, we're going to shoot her plane down.
	I was like, that's pretty wild.
	They say it on Twitter.
	You can't question the 2020 election, but you can threaten to shoot down the Speaker of the House's plane.
	I was like, I just wish I wasn't.
	I wish China was actually just really just start talking shit on Twitter.
	Like, bitch, I wish you would land.
	They do.
	And they get suspended.
	They like, they say, like, they say, like, there was this one Chinese, remember the one Chinese guy who got suspended recently that would be like, it was like broken English.
	It was so good.
	It would be like, China better.
	Because in America, everyone either queer, gay, or sex with kid.
	And like, he would just write stuff like that.
	And he was like an official Chinese account.
	And eventually they only end up suspending him because he'd be like, he'd be like, he would just put like two people, like guys kissing.
	He'd be like, in America, homos are everywhere gross.
	And like, write stuff like that.
	And like, fuck China.
	And it was like, it's an official Chinese account.
	He'd be like, huh?
	What a sick job.
	That's funny.
	What a sick job to have.
	Be the fucking shit poster for the CCP.
	Yeah, all the jobs in communist China are like, hey, man, you're the guy who just talks shit to the U.S. for you.
	Well, check this out.
	Yeah, but like I was saying that while she's got in Taiwan, thank God we have really bold leaders who are raising patriots here.
	Look at this video of AOC reminding us of what it means to be a regime patriot.
	Let's watch video number two.
	I would hit AOC.
	Hell yeah.
	Do you think our artists and drag queens and who threw that first break at Stonewall?
	I don't know what's funny here, guys.
	I agree with everything she said.
	I'm not sure what's funny to you guys.
	The girl with the nuts.
	Brandon Harry, I'm laughing, brand new.
	She looks like she skinned a disco ball for that.
	Brandon, have respect.
	You are.
	You are patriots.
	That's a pretty cool chain.
	I'm not going to lie.
	The icon chain is kind of though.
	You are proud to live in this country with you and with your mother and with all of us as family.
	Yes, Queen.
	Hey, hey, they stormed, you know, they were responsible for the Bay of Dicks.
	They stormed the beach and they stormed the beaches of Normandy's nuts.
	Yeah, it wasn't the Bay of Pig.
	It was a Bay of Beef.
	You know what I mean?
	That was a beautiful speech.
	That was a beautiful speech.
	I was touched by it.
	Do you feel roud?
	Stop laughing.
	I am.
	But look, don't laugh at her speech.
	That was great.
	I mean, I'd love to be touched by AOC.
	Don't get me wrong.
	You know, I will say this.
	If you had to, on one hand, Nancy Pelosi or AOC, what would you say?
	Oh, AOC, easy.
	Oh, AOC.
	I mean, hold on.
	Do I get to inherit Nancy's fortune?
	Oh, it's not even like AOC.
	Normally she has more potential to gain more money over time.
	To manipulate the markets in long, long form.
	But I take the money.
	This is like the lottery.
	I take the money now.
	I see what you're saying.
	I see what you're saying.
	Yeah.
	Because then I could go get AOC because she's going to be a gold digger.
	That's true.
	Yeah.
	Well, she's digging something.
	I don't know.
	But I will say this.
	Before we jump any further, I want to remind you guys something absolutely amazing.
	So you guys know Patriot season is back around, meaning the elections are coming up.
	Things are getting crazy.
	We do know violence is upticking up to 500% in some of the major cities, which is why you need to remember that I actually wear all the time my AR500 armor.
	And sometimes I even wear my concealed armor that goes under my shirt.
	That's very, very, that's the basically, I don't know, is it, is it, is it a Kevlar?
	I think that's what it is underneath.
	But I also have like their three and four level plates.
	I have so many different types of gear that I've had to use in so many situations.
	And I want to remind you, you might not be in those situations, but if you live in Philadelphia, you're in a situation every day.
	If you live in Chirac.
	What do you mean by that, huh?
	Elijah?
	Yeah, what do you mean?
	I mean, there's a lot of people in hoods running around shooting people, doing things.
	They're Eagles fans out there.
	It's crazy.
	And by the way, if we ever get into a civil war, which New York Times and Washington Post keep like blurting about, just remember that your Second Amendment actually does guarantee your right to body armor as well.
	And it's a tool of liberty, actually.
	It genuinely is.
	Because it's not just about attack.
	It's a tool of liberty that keeps you in the fight until it's over, stopping incoming threats while ideally being thin and lightweight so you can stay on the move.
	But the question is, what body armor should you buy?
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	I actually do want to say this, shout out to them because they were really cool during 2020.
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	That like was essential during the 2020 round.
	So, really shout out.
	Yeah, when they would start shooting the rest of the stuff.
	And I'm saying that, like, I'm being real.
	They really looked out for us.
	Like, that stuff costs like $2,000, $3,000.
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	No, they're like the real heroes are the people that everything we've spent the last hundred years creating and building this country are taking advantage of, which is to tuck their dicks, to groom children, to put on makeup as men.
	These are the heroes that we know, that we love, that we respect.
	And you have to realize, I agree.
	This is where we're going to take the clown pill.
	I absolutely agree that it is literally the drag queens that are the most brave people in our country.
	Normandy, how about taking the D, like you said, right?
	That's what it's about.
	And monkeypox is a gift from God.
	It's just a way for us to remember, like, hey, it means you scored.
	You got monkeypox?
	It means you're getting action, right?
	It means like, oh, shit.
	So you've been, you've been getting laid at orgies.
	You've been drinking the piss.
	And I feel like I'm taking the piss on all this because when I look at this country, I mean, I just got to say, it's like, you're more of an American today in the regime by being a monkeypox-ridden regime drag queen patriot than you are anything else.
	Why should you make a shirt with a drag queen that says regime patriot?
	I mean, I hope you got monkeypox from an orgy.
	At least you earned it that way.
	It's like a badge of honors.
	You had sex with 80 people in a while.
	Can you imagine being the loser who just got monkeypox like just because you like touched a toilet seat or something?
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's a wax story.
	I don't think they're doing that.
	I think the piss orgy is at least a good story.
	Yeah, to be the dude who gets monkeypox without actually going to the orgy sounds wild.
	No, it's really good.
	I'm saying, and we've done this, and I feel really happy.
	I take responsibility for wrecking people's lives and unintentionally.
	We take this guy, and this is when it gets personal.
	Someone sends me the thing.
	He's got like no retweets on it.
	It's brand new.
	Well, I went to his Twitter page to verify this was not a troll because it was so graphic.
	Yes, it was.
	Now, when you go to the Twitter page, it's a guy getting rammed in the butt, literally getting monkeypox within an orgy.
	That's like, and this is a professional orgyist.
	Wasn't that?
	And he was a content creator.
	Like you did porn, right?
	Yeah.
	So he was a content creator.
	So I was like, we need to blast this guy because everyone else has got to suffer with me.
	Now, you don't know the amount of DMs I got.
	People being like, dude, you should have put a content warning and said this motherfucker is getting motherfucked.
	And we click on the page because everyone to verify if it was a joke.
	So I have like all these DMs and people like, dude, I hate you so much.
	Like, I thought it couldn't get worse after reading that.
	And then I went to the page and I'm scarred for life.
	And there was like women in the DMs being like, I saw things on his page that I didn't know people did.
	And like, and I was like, I was like, and then I look, I look, and within like three hours, four hours of blasting it, his page was private and he had like taken everything like gone protected.
	And it was like, bro, you so you'll protect yourself on Twitter, but not in your orgy.
	It's good for you, buddy.
	Oh, got the order right.
	What drove him to be like, no, I need to post all of this on Twitter.
	Yeah, it's a last sharing too much.
	That last post could have been it where he was like, we shouldn't stigmatize it.
	But to do 14 other ones and being like, yeah, you know, then I stumbled my piss drunk ass home.
	And I don't think we should, you know, you know, be prejudiced against the gays for having sex.
	And the description, like he gave the volume, like, I think I drank one gallon of urine at the P, at the P King Orgy, followed by, and I like, he was like very specific, like a creative writer.
	Like, then I went and had a casual Friday sex with three daddies.
	I'll never forget this thread.
	It's one of my favorite ones ever.
	And I was like, you know, I'm guessing this is probably how monkeypox spreads and probably how it actually originated.
	I think it was made in a lab, probably.
	At least he's having fun.
	I'm having good friends.
	He's having fun.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Like, look, he's doing what he loves.
	It's a good ride.
	Yeah.
	I mean, that's a fun.
	I mean, out of all the COVIDs and all the other flus, this one's a fun one.
	Well, I've always admired that.
	It's better.
	At least he didn't catch it in an elevator from touching a handle.
	Like, you got it, you know, high on like poppers and like poke.
	Like, even AIDS.
	Even AIDS was fun.
	Like, Magic Johnson got it and got cured.
	It's like a great story.
	I was thinking about it.
	He won a championship.
	Do you think he's also immune to monkeypox?
	Magic?
	Yeah.
	I mean, first thing is magic.
	Because he's immune to AIDS.
	The AIDS couldn't touch him.
	But yeah, at least this is like a fun month.
	Or him in Rhapsody.
	Or at least it was a cool adventure to be different.
	So I remember back when I was in middle school.
	It was in the 70s, isn't it?
	No, but back when I was in middle school, you had those two girl, one cup, two guys in a sandbox.
	We didn't have any monkeypox back in the day.
	Two guys in a sandbox.
	Don't go on this side, dude.
	I can't be the only one here who hasn't heard of that one.
	I'll be honest, I'm not entirely familiar with two guys in a sandbox.
	He's going hard.
	He's like, daddyloveson.com.
	You know, you're like, what are you watching, sir?
	It's a weird fetish.
	I'm into sand fetishes.
	Weatherdaddy.net.
	It's like because the .com got banned in six states, so they had to change it, you know?
	Yeah, two guys.
	That sounds like something they did at a playground.
	He starts giving off like tour tour addresses.
	You know, like that one site, that the 2-MR9X7 on Tor, bro, you got some dark stuff.
	You got to download the Tor browser, get VPN.
	This is the only way you can see it.
	If you type that in, it automatically downloads six terabytes.
	Those monkeys were classic.
	I remember the video starts and you got that smile.
	I honestly think that's why our generation is so sensitive to people being like, well, this is offensive.
	It's like, bitch, did you watch two girls one cup?
	That was offensive.
	I was eight and I had watched someone get beheaded on live leaks and my brother showed me women eating poop.
	And I had to sit down to dinner with my pastor father and pretend like I was like, okay.
	You know, it's like eight.
	I'm like, can't even, I didn't even gone through puberty.
	I'm like, I saw someone die brutally murdered.
	This is like an afternoon on Telegram.
	I was like nine years old and I was back back in the day and just regular cable TV actually had porn.
	I remember I was like nine years old and I don't know what it was with our cable, but it was like on like daytime like at 2 p.m.
	And I was just scrolling around like looking for cartoons and I stumbled on this porn scene and I was just like nine and my whole mind just blew the hell up and then my aunt walked literally I had that HP.
	Oh my gosh, your aunt walked in?
	She walked in.
	She's like, what the hell are you doing?
	And I was like, I jorgedo.
	Yeah.
	Dude, I mean, dude, it was like 2p.
	I mean, that's America, though.
	That's true.
	That's America that I know.
	At 2 p.m., if I want to watch porn.
	And it was all not playing with the enchilada.
	Don't play with me.
	And if I want to watch my local news, I could flip the channel.
	That's America.
	It was back when porn had production value.
	Put your murder away.
	There used to be like a re, like, you have to used to have a multi-camera set to shoot porn.
	Like, you know, that is, no, that is, that is true.
	But I was going to say, when I, when I got into pornography as a child, basically, I think the first porno I saw was at my friend's house called the Bikini Chain Gang.
	Do you know what that is?
	No.
	It was about prisoners.
	There was a lot of TVs in it.
	You can get the idea.
	But what I'm saying is it also used to be softer.
	Like, meaning, we talk about this.
	Porn used to be normal.
	It was foreplay.
	But it used to involve trying to woo someone and bring someone in the relationship.
	Now, you could just go start out and you can watch some girl getting railed by six black guys.
	And that's just starting out.
	Like, I mean, that's just like, for like you're nine years old, that's your first image.
	That'll really tweak your brain and make you a very confused.
	Like porn, I don't want to think about it.
	If I was like nine, internet porn was as available as it is today.
	Like you at least had a download breast in like 360p.
	So like, you know, every hour you're like waiting for the nipple to like load on the screen and then it's just a square.
	So it's like, I mean, that was the dial-up days.
	Now, and then also too, if you were downloading, you had to sign on.
	So it was like, you know, the dial-up tone.
	Your parents are like, you better not be bringing titties on that screen, boy.
	Because he already has the tortilla ready to get Jorge.
	But I remember watching Real Sex with Katie Morgan, and that was very informative.
	And I don't, I think that's the problem with porn these days.
	It's not informative.
	I think the problem with porn these days is it's too, it's, it's too readily available.
	Like I think that a lot of these things are too accessible in terms of like, I am a little bit different on the porn ban.
	Like I know a lot of my friends that are more Christian nationalists want to just ban it entirely.
	But I think just like I feel like the porn industry to me is a lot like military industrial complex.
	There's just like this this destructive self-involved industry that you can justify because there's not like you can say not all aspects of it are going like destroying people.
	It's more of a freedom issue.
	Like, oh, well, we need a military.
	No, well, people will have sex and, you know, you can't, not everyone's a Christian and people, not everyone thinks this is immoral.
	Like, so fine.
	So you use these arguments, then you create this whole like internalized, you know, self-breeding, self-monetizing group that preys on people, uses predatory practices, and then is destroying many, many lives while being like, well, hey, it's all voluntary.
	Like, it's like, well, the terrorists, you know, attacked us.
	And it's like, yeah, you didn't have to have a 20-year occupation of Afghanistan for because of 9-11.
	Like you, your response to something is kind of ridiculous.
	So, okay, fine.
	You want porn to be legal.
	We can have that conversation.
	But then you want it to be like, you just click a button.
	Like, imagine if alcohol was like, you just went to the store and like, are you 21?
	You'd click yes or no.
	And it's like, yeah, 21.
	It's like there's no even verification of who you are, how old you are.
	So you got 10-year-olds learning about sex from gangbangs.
	And like, that's the problem.
	That's like, it's a reprogramming.
	And then it creates a lifelong addiction because it's like, you don't even need, you could just be on the toilet and just pull out your phone and just like start looking at porn.
	And it's like easier than going on social media.
	I think the other reason it started proliferating so much was because it became free.
	I remember growing up when you could get like the 30-second free clips, but all the porn sites still made you pay for like a membership.
	So I think, I think literally if you made people pay just a dollar, you'd cut down most people's use because people are cheap.
	And if it's free and available.
	Yeah.
	And kids would steal their parents' credit cards.
	You would see it.
	I'd be like, what is this?
	Remember Latinas.com?
	Yeah, but at least, and at least that's effort.
	At least she went through the trouble of stealing a credit card to sign up for it.
	That's true.
	I remember being like 11, 12 years old, going to my uncle's house.
	What did he do to you?
	No.
	No, I went to go.
	This is such a bad stuff.
	We're talking about sex.
	I'm like 11 going to my uncle's house.
	I was like, no, I just, I just cut.
	I just went to go, you know, quickly use a restroom.
	And I remember, you know, I go use a restroom, whatever, and I see he has like a pile of magazines.
	You know, I start browsing through the magazines.
	And that was the first time that I like discovered like Playboy.
	And I remember every time I would go to my uncle's house, I'd be like, oh, I got to use a bathroom.
	Either two for two hours.
	Just looking at that magazine.
	I mean, you don't even get that.
	I mean, you don't even have the magazines anymore, bro.
	That's all instinct.
	But this is my point about things changing.
	I'm going to play a video here.
	It is funny, though.
	The magazines had nothing hardcore.
	I mean, it was just the ones I was looking at.
	But Jori, what I'm trying to say is like, that's my point is, but there's a super progression because I'm sure you've looked at harder porn since then.
	I want to show you a video of like kind of what this stuff does to you when it's not, when it's not checked.
	That's one of the main issues with a lot of these vices and stuff is they're not being checked.
	And people are not understanding like what the damage of these things can do to people long term.
	And even in the short term, you really can be changed what you put into your heart.
	Like from the fruit of the mouth, the heart speaks.
	So it's like, obviously, we're the boys.
	We're cracking shit.
	We're hanging out together.
	So we're going to be joking around.
	But at the same time, we still know when to be serious and when to do what's right and when to try to do our best in life.
	But it's like a lot of people are not ready for that.
	And we've seen things.
	We've been hardened in our hearts.
	And so, you know, we speak a little bit.
	And I'm married to an Australian.
	Don't ever do that if you want to have a clean mouth.
	Australians are crazy.
	But I will say, like, it can destroy you.
	And this video is like this girl showing what liberalism, like what feminism, what these ideas can like change her outward appearance.
	And they start to look ugly and it starts to show itself.
	Let's watch this video.
	I just took a DNA test.
	Turns out I'm 100% the trash man.
	I come out, I throw trash all over all over the ring.
	And then I start eating garbage.
	Is she trying to be goth?
	I think she's trying to look like a COVID spike protein.
	Well, that's she's like, she's into the, uh, she looks like, can we, can we get the back on the screen real fast here?
	She looks like a sex pistols reject.
	Yeah, well, she looks, she's cute there.
	She's fine.
	And then you go here.
	Would you still, Norhei?
	I mean, probably.
	I have low, low.
	You should ask another guy.
	I mean, as long as you got two legs.
	She's watching two guys in a sandbox.
	She's not going to him for advice anymore.
	She still looks like a woman.
	So like.
	That's true.
	Dori, are you getting shorter throughout the show?
	What's going on here?
	No, but I do think it is difficult to watch that because on one hand, it's like you support the freedom of expression and whatnot.
	But that's the weird thing about our culture is like, it's not about looking your best.
	And she doesn't look her best.
	And so right before that in the beginning videos, she looked better.
	Like, definitely, that was a better look.
	But now being like, oh, just because you can doesn't mean you should.
	And that's why we're in a culture where it's like, well, I have freedom.
	It's like, yeah, but liberty unchecked is death.
	I do have a freedom.
	We also live in the attention seeking economy.
	So for her, when maybe she, maybe to us, she looks pretty right when she's like not all dressed up like that.
	And maybe she posts a picture on Instagram.
	She gets like 20 likes.
	She doesn't get a look.
	But maybe dressing like that and getting a reaction, you know, getting those likes and stuff.
	I mean, that's what a lot of women feed.
	I mean, men too in a different way.
	But right now we kind of live in this attention seeking economy where it's all about likes and clicks and what gets the most reaction.
	Well, the other thing, and I have a theory on this, is I think there's a lot of girls who are attractive who have, for some reason or another, like just hated being like gazed at by men.
	So they're like, I'm going to look as ugly or weird as possible.
	Like you take like Demi Lovato.
	Demi Lovato was an attractive girl.
	And then I think because of all the shit that comes with that, getting, you know, cat called, hit on, talked about in all sorts of weird ways.
	She's like, well, then I'm just going to look hideous and be weird.
	So they leave me alone.
	No, the heroin addictions.
	No, I think it probably have something to do with that.
	Well, the brain damage, definitely, because she's into crystals now.
	Yeah, I was like, I was like, the talking to dead people and using heroin probably resulted in some of her instability.
	I'm just going to say, I'm not talking crap.
	You're going to watch a fun show, though.
	Yeah.
	See, that's what I'm saying.
	Hey, everybody, it's me, the heroin monster.
	Like, I think that's literally intentional so that people won't hit on her.
	Right?
	And you know, she, so my favorite thing is she did like this series where she's doing alien stuff and like searching for UFOs or whatever.
	Singing to the dead, remember?
	She's like, oh, the people in Purgatory.
	I was like, what a.
	She's high out of her mind the whole time, which made it very funny.
	Her and her friends were just rolling balls.
	But she's in like a fake pyramid made out of like PVC pipe with lighting in it, just sitting in it, staring at the sky.
	And I'm like, yeah, I think sobriety was a good call for you.
	I think that's working out really well.
	I disagree.
	She's having fun.
	So I like her.
	I mean, I liked her more when she did drugs.
	I want to say this for all of you guys who are just like, can you bring up just the YouTube page with the last video that we uploaded?
	I do want to remind you guys that we do have a new type of video for those that are seeking a little more of a of clean content.
	We always have battle on this show.
	We had Allie Stucky on last time.
	I'm like, all right, I'm not going to try to mix this show as much with like trying to make it in a way that it's not.
	This is slightly offensive.
	And we are, we are.
	But I also like have this idea.
	I'm exploring my faith more and like I'm like actually trying to understand how to like follow God in the real world.
	And everyone knows God's important and it is important.
	And so we're trying to, this new thing called Messy Christianity, which I'm just going to make its own channel and do its own thing going forward.
	That's pretty cool.
	Go to the screen.
	We have this.
	I just want to make sure you guys watch this video from these people.
	Can you just play the, yeah, just skip forward a little bit.
	So it's its own, it's its own thing.
	It's a gender reveal.
	Well, no, it's about this was about a worship leader who like defied lockdowns and got fined by cities.
	And he went out there and I made this fancy graphic intro that took me a long time.
	So please watch it because it's like actually pretty pretty well done.
	It's like, it was going to take a long time to make.
	So check it out and make sure you watch it.
	But also I'll be giving the links.
	There'll be the link to the channel in the description.
	So please go subscribe to the new channel if you want more like faith-censored, maybe more clean, more like straight-edge content that's about still about culture and life, but is like more of a Christian focus rather than people who are asking for porn stars and they like people better when they're on drugs.
	If that's not your vibe and you want some more of this stuff, or you just like feel if you're ever feeling down, you're not even Christian, you just want something like legit, check it out because this stuff takes a long time to make.
	And I'm going to try to make this stuff regularly to add some positive stuff because this show is meant to be a gateway drug to showing the insanity at the world and learning to laugh and cry at it and have public meltdowns like I had for the last like four months.
	But I'm okay now.
	I'm okay.
	I'm okay.
	What Demi said too.
	It's like, I swear.
	Next thing we knew, she had a show on Gaia.
	Well, yeah, make sure you subscribe to that channel too, because that's going to be really important.
	I'll try to get on audio podcasts as soon as I can as well, but that'll be just a separate channel for like some stuff that for you guys have requested it.
	We delivered.
	I do want to say, speaking of that, so the reason why we have to have other spiritual stuff that's uplifting is you can't have just this crazy show.
	That's going to be positive church stuff.
	We'll still talk about God in here too.
	But the reason why this show is, is like, look at what is happening to the church, right?
	Look what is happening to Christians.
	This is the church of the regime.
	Let's watch a video 3.5.
	I don't know why we're in decimals.
	Britta Filter.
	And she is 13 of New York!
	Did everybody just say her name Britta Filter?
	Did I hear that properly?
	Britta Filter and McDonald's coming down the line.
	Britta Filter's been eating too much, McDonald's.
	Dude, look, it looks like a Down syndrome alien.
	don't disrespect the aliens okay imagine being in church and you're like before we take communion i have one announced we're gonna um you know our gay our gay associate pastor our grooming pastor is gonna come up He's in charge of the childhood drag queen story.
	I was at our church in the Sabbath room.
	He's going to come make announcements.
	He's like, we have Britta Filter.
	And you're just having to clap.
	You're like, before I eat the body of the Lord Jesus Christ, we have to see the butt of a Down syndrome alien walk through.
	Britta Filter's been filtering all the calories for us.
	That is literally a monkeypox ATM machine right there.
	If I ever saw one, that's the worst drag name I've ever heard.
	Unless there's like a one-liner they use with that, that's terrible.
	How do you respect someone who is like, yeah, my name's Britta Filter?
	Really?
	That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
	Britta Felter.
	I mean, you see things like that, like, you know, the church, I mean, you don't have to be religious or not to even assume this, but the church is just going to lose respect.
	I mean, you're not even holding on to the traditions or the beliefs that you have anymore.
	You just keep kind of progressing, progressing, progressing.
	Wait, you look like the height of a child.
	Go back to that.
	You're bringing kids on the show.
	I was like thinking about a kid, a kid, a kid producer, and a child guest.
	That's what we.
	He is the comedian for Epstein, aren't you?
	Yeah, his people always happen when you're around.
	His people shrink as they grow older.
	That is true.
	I'm Salvadoran.
	There's like no Salvadoran over six feet up.
	Dude, look at this.
	Casualty.
	I just.
	Oh, dude.
	I thought there was COC in my mouth right now.
	Dicks in my coffee is that why?
	That's how you take it.
	You told Josiah two cream and two dicks.
	Take your coffee the same way.
	A little cream, but always black.
	You're trying to be a patriot for AOC.
	Yeah.
	I'll be a patriot.
	I didn't say this.
	You know, in the laughing of all this, like I said, I'm going to try to vary content.
	I'm in a much better place.
	I'm back organized.
	I'm going to be pumping out a lot more stuff.
	We got our Saturday shit streams.
	We have such good guests.
	If you're not watching Saturdays at 8 o'clock p.m. Central Time, we're doing these like crazy live streams out of my home studio.
	We have so many good guests planned for the like Elijah's working, man.
	It's true.
	The Andez is on the Saturday.
	He's got live streams.
	He got the new Messy Christian.
	And then if you actually subscribe to Elijah's Patreon, he does shrooms with Pastors on Sundays.
	It's a good, it's a great series.
	I love that one.
	And we also have, it's on the side note.
	We have a dildo review.
	Like, sort of like, it's from, like, we buy them dildos and we review them on Mondays at 3 a.m.
	Honestly.
	With Jorge.
	Mushrooms are literally very good.
	No, no.
	Pastors kind of sound like that.
	No, I just subscribed to Elijah's patient.
	Sponsored by Elijah's Dildo.
	It's just 15 bucks a month.
	Him and Pastors take shrooms.
	It's a great show in church on Sundays.
	I did actually have a concept for like for a YouTube channel whereas you get like people that are really smart, like an Eric Weinstein, and you make them smoke weed and you just call it like high IQ and then have him try to explain like math and shit.
	It's a stone.
	It's literally it's Elijah on shrooms with a pastor talking about how they hate the gates.
	I can only imagine what's going to happen.
	So like I'm trying to bring people, this is like a slightly offensive to messy Christianity pathway.
	Like the whole point of that entire show is like people like me who are messy, who like don't have their lives together, but like still want to follow God and know God.
	But imagine if you, if you join the host in the reverse pathway, so you start with nutsy Christianity and you're like, wow, this is really, oh, he's got a podcast and then you watch this.
	Like, like, I have women respond all the time.
	They'll be like, like, I watched this, this one woman wrote, she was like, man, I miss Elijah Schaefer didn't curse all the time.
	I was like, yeah, that means before I married an Australian, like, you, I'm sorry.
	No, but I meant like as a joke where I'm going, dude, I'm trying, I try to be as real and authentic and just myself as possible.
	I do not have a grift or an act.
	Like, this is the grift is up and it's just, this is what it is.
	And obviously, there are casualties.
	I mean, I had two shows, now I have one.
	So things happen.
	But at the same time, it's like, I will be who I am.
	I'll start more shows.
	I'll just keep doing it.
	I'm going to keep growing.
	Because what I realized is that I was upset and kind of depressed because things changed and kind of got removed from my life outside of my control.
	And nothing that I did, it wasn't, it wasn't anything I did or could do to stop anything from happening.
	And that's how depression and sadness comes: when something is that brings stability in your life, whether it's your job or your marriage, whether it's for me, it was a show or any of these other things.
	When you didn't do anything and you didn't have any control to change anything, but somebody dies or something changes, it makes you feel confused in the world.
	You feel a little lost.
	You feel discombobulated.
	You don't know what's going on.
	And so then, like, obviously, our natural emotion is you respond and you just get kind of like depressed or sad and you get kind of lost and aimless.
	But then I realize if you don't, just because things happen outside of your control, well, then what can you get in control?
	So I've been getting my sleep into better control.
	I've been getting all my vices or different things under better control.
	I've been waking up earlier.
	I've been going to the gym consistently, getting swole.
	And I've now started a real schedule and following it minute by minute, meaning like the way that you honestly, this is practical advice, you can get out of dark holes is by not focusing on the things that are outside or the negativity or the people or the judgments.
	It's finding what is it that you can gain control of, grabbing that, and then running with it.
	And so you get, and that's where I am.
	So I'm like, I'm coming out of a dark hole, but I'm happy to be here.
	And now, who cares what we lost?
	We got new things coming up.
	I'm like, you were actually on time.
	That's progress.
	I used to have you show up like three and a half minutes before Aaron.
	I was like, well, he'll be here, I guess.
	I just used to, I've been around Mexican so long.
	I just show up.
	I just do what they do when I'm late.
	I'm like, gang.
	Well, he would show up.
	He just act like I don't speak English when I'm late.
	It's like, sir, you're 30 minutes late.
	I don't know.
	Brandos, I'll show up on time.
	You'd show up tequila.
	Yeah, you'd show up on time for us because we had to pregame.
	I know, but I know.
	You know, you have new stuff going on, too.
	That's why, and that's why I wanted to bring you around here because you got some new stuff coming up too.
	Look out for Brandon.
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	It's about, you know, that's what I say.
	Like, it's like with Public SQ or AR500.
	We're trying to find like companies that are on the show that we don't have to worry about losing brands because they're mad because we made funny.
	Can you get the My Pillow guy to make my crack and sell that?
	Yeah, well, I know 1-800.
	It's like, it's like, hey, if you need a pillow, I mean, he's going to go to sleep.
	Let's go wake up with crack.
	I really like that.
	I know that's that's great.
	It's cute, but I only support companies that exploit children.
	So look, I like to know that they're like listening to my calls and texts.
	Every once in a while, I'll just be like, hey, what's up, Jeff?
	How you doing?
	Talking to my TV.
	My name's Jeff.
	I like to let them know I know they're listening.
	You know, we have a good rapport.
	Well, you said you like to exploit children.
	That's good.
	So you might be a regime patriot.
	How to become a regime patriot?
	Well, he's Mexican.
	They all do that.
	Right.
	Well, they'll naturally vote into it, but we have to pull them out of it.
	If you can go to this tweet, tweet 1.5, I love these numbers.
	I taught Josiah this, just put decimals, go zero decimals.
	You need to insert stuff halfway through the script and you're working on it.
	But we have this that regime patriots do like to exploit their children.
	Karen LDR, what does LDR stand for?
	Latter-day Retired?
	I don't think that's a Mormon.
	LD, Laryngitis Dad.
	I think it might be leader.
	The later day retards, aka the end time stupids.
	I don't know.
	But it says, my three-year-old just tested positive this morning for COVID.
	We have kept her home with us for 2.5 years.
	Was supposed to start school tomorrow.
	First case in our household ever.
	Try to be so careful.
	Only place could have gotten it was Walgreens four days ago when I took her for a second shot.
	Okay, that do we okay?
	This has to either be a joke or this, or either A, you were joking and you didn't keep your kid home.
	This is actually a joke.
	Is it not a joke?
	Okay, so it's not a joke.
	Or B, just for my own protection, so I'm not deaf defaming somebody.
	It could be sarcasm, but if it's real, I would believe it now.
	This is the, this is the new thing.
	Dude, we need to decide, we need to start segmentizing this.
	Like, is it fact or fiction segments?
	We need to like design this stuff because, yeah, we need, we need to like just start designing this stuff.
	Because let me see what some of the comments said.
	Okay.
	Walgreens, thanks to all the well-wishers.
	I feel sorry for the trolls begging to show up, muting this now.
	Oh, so they did mute it.
	Yeah, because I think it was.
	Look at that tweet right below.
	Oh, Elijah, look, my three-year-old also got affected the four days after his booster.
	Booster to a three-year-old?
	I hope this is a joke because this is like childhood.
	This is exactly what you're doing.
	No, it's not because to white progressives, this stuff is that virtual signaling that they look for.
	Was that a count of Karen, but a man?
	Was there a man in the avatar?
	Man, Karen?
	Like, because, I mean, I don't want to assume anything, right?
	That's a PhD.
	PhD, tired mama, not that kind of Karen.
	But who's it the picture of then?
	It's an anonymous account.
	That's why.
	I thought it was a dude who went by Karen.
	You know what?
	I wanted to finish my graduate school and I thought about going on.
	And I've still thought about going on and finishing, you know, but like.
	Waste of money.
	But yeah, at this point, like, it's like, it used to mean something to have a PhD.
	And it's like, but then you have Nancy getting Ph double D's and you don't, you know, that's where you get the focus.
	That's what matters.
	She might have gone for them E's, bro.
	I don't know.
	Ease, bring me to my knees.
	I do.
	I do want to say, so, so the regime patriots, also, these are more characteristics.
	Also want to make sure that you use your pronouns correctly.
	I do got to say, pronouns, again, clown pill moment.
	Pronouns are really nice because pronouns are sort of a way to just know whether or not you should ever have a second date with someone.
	You know, if they're in their bio, they're going to go to town.
	You're into that kind of stuff.
	You do you.
	But that is like, you would go, okay, that's a one dinner.
	That's a one dinner night.
	But at the same time, it's like also, this is also a way to promote protection.
	Like you'd know, I'm better wear a condom if you're promiscuous and you want that kind of stuff with pronouns in it.
	And also it helps narrow down the base for marriage if you're somebody and you're more traditional because it's like, okay, well, we can already X out the girls with pronouns in their bios.
	And any girl with a good friend that has pronouns in their bio is a bad judge of character.
	So we can go from there.
	And then you weasel it down.
	And then also on Twitter, it really helps to know if you should take a blue check seriously because first it was blue checks.
	Now we have three indicators.
	You have Ukraine flags in name, pronouns in bio, and also, of course, hashtag resist in bio.
	You already know we've got a problem.
	Of course, there's runners up.
	There's contenders like the blue wave.
	There's the rainbow flag.
	The mask has a profile picture to me.
	Those are all contenders.
	Those are all contenders.
	The Ukraine flag is up there for me still.
	But Ukraine is a chicken tender.
	That's straight up.
	That's that one.
	I think the real problem is mostly just the people who aren't trans using the pronouns.
	Like at least the trans people kind of have a reason.
	But if you're just like a white liberal woman, like I go by she and her.
	I could have told you that myself.
	No one didn't know what your pronouns were, you dumb broad.
	And on top of that, they always have to say like, oh, I'm a cis, like white woman.
	Yeah, they're all just being silly gooses, and I don't like it.
	You silly goose.
	Can we go back to like 1920s, like disses?
	Like, you sent me a silly goose.
	That's what I do.
	I'll be revving my engine if I see you say that again.
	To really insult people, I either call, like, if I call you.
	Oh, you just call him the hard N-word with R. That's not his effect.
	If I call him a dork, if I call you a dork, that's pretty much my version of it.
	Doofus, yeah, doofus.
	Dork, silly goose.
	You know, he's a real jerk.
	Jerk, yeah, jerk.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, throws me lost.
	Have you seen that TikToker?
	Have you seen that TikToker that he like pretends to like he impersonates people?
	And he was like, it was like, it was like, oh, like, I'm impersonating a guy from the 1920s.
	And it was like him walking up to a polling booth.
	And he was Like, what's a woman doing here?
	Get out!
	And then he's like, just it's like, it says like just man on, he said, just walking on the sidewalk.
	He's like, black person on the same sidewalk.
	He's just in line to vote.
	There's a woman by him.
	He's like, hey, lady, what are you doing?
	Are you saving that spot for your husband?
	Yeah.
	We're reading John Doyle's diary right now.
	He's like, can we go back?
	It's just John Doyle's fiction novel he's writing set in 1920s America, where he actually ends women's suffrage.
	I can't buy that he's like.
	He's like he makes.
	He actually makes women suffer, gets rid of the suffrage, just brings the suffrage.
	He sees a Mexican cutting grass like okay not, that much has changed.
	Yeah, he still has one of my favorite lines he's ever said, because it was so dumb when he said, you know, you gotta remember to kiss your homies good night.
	And I still quote that to this day because it's.
	It's just, he said it and I don't think he knew what he said at the time, which is kind of what makes John funny, but I love that line so much it cracks me up.
	Ah dude, while I was on this this is not even an ad but um, I got my new Raycon on sports and Josiah was.
	I just read a text from the side telling me how to activate the noise cancel and stuff.
	He said they were really good and then I got into that job.
	Elijah, looks like you're supporting black businesses.
	Wait, wait.
	You know what?
	Do you know what I realized too, for the Saturday 2022?
	So because we're demonetized listen, because we're demonetized, we have our own way that we take money um, for super chats where it can trigger dancing and we dance.
	But I also take super chats through Venmo and then I say, do cash app for our black viewers?
	But we're gonna start calling ghetto chats from the cash app.
	Oh, you gotta do Western Union for black.
	Yeah no, it's Mexicans, bro.
	But it also means Mexicans would send like a portion of our super chats to their family back home before they sent it 20 percent.
	Well, except now it's.
	It's people from L A going to Mexico sending money back to their family literally no, but this was with the pronouns.
	There's a proper way to ask your students pronouns.
	By the way, we're not grooming children, but we are teaching them our mental illness.
	Let's watch video four.
	Something really inspiring and also a little bit concerning I'm hearing a lot of teachers talk about is asking students their pronouns.
	It's like he's wearing a whips me that these teachers really care about their trans and non-binary students and what make them feel comfortable in class.
	Unfortunately, asking about pronouns can make trans and non-binary students more uncomfortable because they're forced into a situation where they either need to lie or are forced to come out when they're not ready to.
	It's like the one black kid in class.
	You have to say the end words that ask students their pronouns.
	If they're comfortable with me using those pronouns in front of their peers, and definitely if they're comfortable with me using those pronouns, cut it off.
	It's all too just.
	Mother and exhausting.
	Listen, I don't even care about you like I see people, people.
	I don't even care about you enough to remember your name.
	I don't even know people i've i've I, my circle is me, my wife and my dog now, and occasionally Hispanic friends, so people don't think i'm racist.
	But other than that I don't even care anymore and you want me to care about your pronouns.
	You could die tomorrow and I wouldn't even read your, your little eulogy thing or your little thing in the newspaper obituary.
	I wouldn't even read it because I don't care.
	You know what your life is.
	To me it's not even the birth date and the death date, it's the dash in the middle.
	You're literally a hyphen.
	To me it's the world dude like grow up.
	And if you're teaching kids to Think that they're that significant, There's 7 billion people in the world.
	You've got to understand you can't both fight for communism and pronouns at the same time.
	You say you're so significant that I got to look at your pronouns, but also ampush communism, which literally will use you to lay down in the mud as traction for tanks to get out of the mud like they did in some of the world wars.
	It's like they don't value human lives.
	That's why they're 25 million dead or whatever in Russia because they don't value the life of the soldier.
	And they give him rocket-propelled grenades made out of plastic.
	I've seen that shit.
	It's crazy.
	And like they don't value the human, but you want to teach me about pronouns?
	Get out of here with that shit.
	What happened to just using people's names?
	Like, I feel like we figured this out already.
	Call them by their name.
	The energy's starting because we didn't care.
	Like, what's up?
	And we're like, that's because we didn't care about your name.
	I guarantee you, this is in a white liberal neighborhood because this is not happening in any true working class.
	Those teeth are 20 grand.
	I mean, this doesn't happen.
	And these type of parents, too, are the type of parents where, like, if their kid gets in trouble, it's always the teacher's fault.
	It's never their kids.
	Like, when I was going to school, my mom would go to the teacher and say, just, if he says anything, just beat his ass, please.
	And look at where you are now.
	Look where I have to go.
	Your mom called me even on the show.
	He misbehaves?
	Literally.
	Yeah, I mean, that's just how we were raised.
	I mean, these kids are just raised so soft.
	They're not going to be ready for the real world.
	And I mean, they're just going to get beat out by folks who are raised with, obviously, with true working-class.
	Like, this is me reenacting Jorge's mom.
	Go to widescreen.
	Shut the fuck.
	I didn't throw it hard.
	I didn't want to throw it hard.
	It was actual shoe.
	I thought she was talking about it.
	She would have used dispatches.
	This is actually so close.
	You can't even throw it straight.
	This studio is so small.
	It's like literally like one foot between us.
	I'm like, oh, shit.
	Yeah, Blaze TV's like, yeah, let's just set up Elijah's studio in the janitor's room.
	This is what I was thinking, too.
	I was like, I was like, bro, you know what?
	We need to do if we really want to protect people, like that guy, Eli, how he shot the guy like 50 yards away in the Illinois or Indianapolis mall or whatever.
	It's more than that, wasn't it?
	I think it was like, well, yeah, maybe 50 yards.
	Like a full football.
	It's like, bro, that's just like, you just need to, we need to start arming Mexican moms.
	Do you see what they can do with a chonkla?
	Imagine what they can do with a bullet.
	They can go like, they can go 100 yards.
	Just give chonklas to Mexican moms at the front of schools and they'll just like freaking knock the gun out of the killer's hands.
	Give them broken guns.
	I'm sure.
	One Mexican mom with a chankla is better than 400 Ovalde police officers.
	True.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	That's factual.
	Literally, no people are better than Uvalde police officers.
	Like, I saw that really is like, why aren't they all fired?
	What did come on, Brandon?
	Be a true patriot and support Blue Lives Matter.
	I'm from LA, okay?
	I've dealt with the LAPD.
	So they're not going to win me over on this one.
	But like, yeah, why are any of them allowed to keep their job?
	They literally didn't do the only thing they're supposed to do.
	I don't understand.
	And you were there.
	Like, do they come up with any good excuses yet?
	Oh, no.
	And I remember, I mean, when I was there in Uvalde and then doing the coverage and we were being critical on the police, so many people on the right were attacking me, calling me like, oh, Jorge, you're a lefty now.
	You work for the big guy.
	You sold out.
	And then as the investigation continued, we ended up being more right.
	I'm like, well, yeah, as you watch us stand there for Brandon, Brandon Tatum was like, Brandon Tatum was like making videos attacking me.
	And now he's making videos saying, oh, I was wrong.
	Well, you know what he is?
	A police officer.
	I love watching.
	I love watching this size hands.
	Every time we curse, it's like him writing a time stamp or something that needs to get bleeped.
	I just like look over there.
	It's like, and you and I hear like the time stamp being inserted into the show.
	This episode is going to take a little editing.
	Yeah, we're going to have fun with this one.
	We're going to have to probably.
	We should have just sent in Alley Baldwin.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	He would have taken them out quick.
	That's true.
	But I wouldn't end all the people with cameras.
	Oh, we have an exclusive photo of Jorge's mom, by the way.
	Hey, hey, hold on.
	That's good.
	In the pumpa shirt.
	Hey, and that chunk of being thrown at like 90 miles per hour with that Tom Brady flare on that motherfucker.
	Jorge, it'll knock that white attitude out of you guys immediately.
	It's like, I'm sorry, mom, I'm sorry.
	That's why there's a Hispanic kid, and he, you know, he goes to school and he comes home and he's like, hey, mom, I think I might be a girl, even though I'm boy.
	They just beat the trans out of them.
	No, no sepuede.
	No sepuerre.
	No a staki.
	You gotta get out of my house.
	Do that shit.
	No, for real.
	What I love is that some of the like the like the black supremacist people I follow on Twitter also just despise that.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	This one lady I follow who rules is just like, don't be bringing that shit into my house.
	Oh no, I ain't doing this.
	But Jorge, how do you feel about the Chaco Taco being discontinued?
	That's personally.
	That's funny.
	I grew up with that.
	I feel like Chaco Taco getting lucky with Laquitia.
	I can't.
	I like, can we find a way to do a GoFundMe to bring it back?
	Yeah, they're taking away all of our.
	I mean, dude, Anne Jemima to me hurt the most.
	That one hurt.
	That one I grew up on that syrup every day.
	Chaco Taco was like, that was a foundation.
	That was a foundation.
	It was the only Asian of the nation.
	Choco Taco.
	Chaco Taco saw racism for you.
	You can get them for like 80 cents.
	Okay, but I do want to say this, though.
	Bring this up: is that the teachers are not just grooming.
	By the way, the Patriots are very, very, very much on it.
	This is a new thing I saw.
	This teacher put up a post of her kids learning about educating about pride.
	And you'll notice something very, very scary.
	It's an eighth grade English at George Reed Middle School in Delaware.
	Ligolman is a co-sponsor of the Middle School Sexuality and Gender Alliance.
	This is an eighth grade picture.
	I don't, this can't be an eighth grade.
	This has to be somebody older.
	She teaches eighth grade.
	Dude, if this is an eighth grade drawing, either this person was trolling their teacher and/or this is real.
	Let's go ahead and put that up for a second.
	It was this.
	Look at on the pride flag.
	Age doesn't matter.
	That looks like the picture about the leprechaun in the tree.
	Literally.
	So Saga has been drawing and writing about our values, pride, inclusivity, visibility, and activism recently.
	And I finally hung up their work.
	Loving the colorful corner, new teacher, LGBTQ, GA, gay, straight, alliance, whatever, advisor.
	I would say age does matter.
	This has to be your kid.
	Describe who you think I am as a teacher.
	Miss F respects pronouns, likes memes, and helps out students.
	Well, it's just like, it's just the weird movement.
	And we're going to keep talking about this stuff all the time here, but I do want to remind you guys about something very important.
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	I saw people losing $50,000, $100,000, $200,000 of crypto.
	They set it out of the exchange.
	In like 2020, the Russians stole like $15 billion worth of crypto.
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	There's so much more good stuff that we'll be getting to in the future episodes.
	We have some great guests lined up this week.
	Amazing people, including as of right now for Friday, we have Lauren Bobert that's supposed to be coming into the studio.
	And like I said, we have Drew Hernanis for the and a few others for the stream on Saturday.
	We have a couple other guests unconfirmed.
	We may, I'm not going to say who they are because we don't have everyone else confirmed, but we have some heavy hitters coming in the studio.
	Josiah is crushing that side of things.
	So good, good on him for that.
	He's learning the ropes.
	And, you know, and the ropes have a how tall are you sign?
	And Jorge and him did not pass yet, but they're getting on the ride soon.
	Just don't tie that rope into a knot.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And don't hang it also in a NASCAR room because everyone will think you're racist.
	But before we, before we go any further, remember, guys, this is an audio-only podcast.
	Don't forget to leave your five-star review wherever you can leave five-star reviews.
	It's so helpful to us as we are demonetized literally everywhere for just doing our jobs and making you laugh.
	So make sure that you do that.
	And we will read them on the show.
	We might at least have one.
	We have one or two.
	I don't know.
	Yes, one.
	We have one.
	This show is my therapy.
	Elijah and his crew are inspiring.
	I love how we didn't crop them more of it.
	We just not there.
	And sorry.
	This show has truly brought me closer to God by simplifying the word in relatable humor.
	Always look forward to listening.
	Thanks for helping me to see a better life for myself, if possible, and helping me get better, not bitter.
	Yeah, there you go.
	Great stuff.
	Thank you for pushing that.
	Don't forget to leave them everywhere.
	Jessiah wrote that.
	That was a plan.
	Don't forget to support us at blazetv.com/slash Elijah.
	That's B-L-A-Z-E-TV.com slash Elijah.
	Get $10 off.
	Support us there.
	And we are working, guys.
	We are a really small team and we are working to eat the live streams and stuff up there.
	And I'm developing all this stuff on my own.
	Like I said, be patient with me.
	I had a plan and I was the man.
	And it's currently blew up.
	So I say, man, man makes plans and God is a dick.
	No, no, no.
	No.
	It says man makes plans, but God determines his steps.
	So what I mean is like sometimes God determines your steps.
	So I'm trying to create new plans and new stuff.
	And I have a lot of energy now.
	And because I said this on a Kriggler's show, Gavin McGinnis saved my life again.
	And he gave me the best advice that got me excited.
	He literally said, Elijah, start doing cocaine.
	Cocaine is crazy.
	It makes you so excited to do your job.
	It's like, hey, stop being so gay.
	Just do some poke.
	Dude, stop going to gay orgies and drinking piss.
	Maybe your life will get better.
	And I know I'm only drinking.
	I'm down to a quart of piss a weekend.
	So we're doing pretty good.
	You got a taper.
	Yeah.
	We're doing pretty good.
	But I want to say his advice to me was really good.
	And I shared this on Krigler's cast.
	Was he was like, dude, you've like, it doesn't even matter.
	You've got to stop thinking about anything from the past or views or anything.
	And you've got to just start having fun doing what you're doing.
	And you just need to laugh.
	You can't stop laughing.
	He always reminds me of that.
	And that can't stop laughing.
	Who cares if people don't like what you're doing?
	Who cares?
	It just be yourself and enjoy your life.
	And that's what matters the most.
	Whether you get poorer or richer, life enjoyment is optimal.
	So be and enjoy and do an impact and just take the time to enjoy your days.
	Make the kind of content you want.
	Like he said, he's going to encourage me to make messy Christianity.
	He's like, you've been wanting to talk to some Christians and learn from them.
	And you've been wanting to share your thoughts on the Bible, even though you're a freaking messed up mother effer.
	And you got to like, you want to, you want to move in these directions.
	Just go do what you want to do and stop worrying about what's happened.
	Look to the future and enjoy it from here on out.
	And also troll doctors and nurses if you can.
	So I'm still working on that one.
	But I'm getting happy again.
	I'm really happy about it.
	I got clown pills.
	I should take these more off to that point, though.
	Like, yeah, if you're, if you're doing something you enjoy and you're having fun doing it, like that comes across.
	And that's something that's infectious.
	Like similar, like anger can be infectious in a bad way.
	Joy can be infectious in a good way.
	So if you're having fun and you're putting out the content you want to do, like that's going to come across.
	And that's always going to be beneficial.
	Like the quote says, I want to remind you of this.
	If you want to be an example, but you feel bad, a bad example is still an example.
	Hell yeah.
	So the best example.
	No, that's good, bro.
	I'm actually really, really happy to hear that.
	And I know, like, as guys, we don't really talk about the mental health stuff, but like, you know, we all get stuck in these weird phases, especially when we're trying to create.
	But the two best things, man, honestly, is just working on your goal, like actually being busy, creating your project, your dream, and then literally just you hitting the gym is a huge thing, man.
	Because if you if you mentally feel good physically, it's going to translate to the rest of your life.
	And if you could just hit those, like Elijah said, there's things in our life that we can't control of everything that's going on.
	But if you could control those two things, it's a major help and everything else.
	It's been helping me out this year.
	You're doing good.
	You were like, about a couple months ago.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's the crazy guys.
	You can put that fact to work.
	Except, dude, everyone gave me so much crap.
	This last day, this last weekend's Saturday stream.
	I was like laying back like this.
	Oh, I saw it.
	The double chin.
	It was like, but it was like an up because I got a new seat and I didn't realize it was like this way.
	My chin's down like this.
	And it's an upshot.
	It's an upshot.
	And I already don't have like the most like defined.
	No, like, I don't have like, I just don't have like the most like defined like face structure.
	But I was like, and everyone's like, damn, bro, did you get like 40 pounds in three days?
	And I'm like, and I was just like, it was so bad.
	I saw it.
	I was like, damn.
	I was like, I never feel self-conscious.
	And I, wow, I wouldn't want to be that guy.
	And it was like, it was pretty bad.
	But I will say, the Paul Blart Mol Cop beams were amazing.
	So make sure you tune into the show Friday at 2 p.m. as well.
	And 8 p.m. is on Saturdays right now.
	And guys, and I'm like, that's like a whole extra thing.
	Like, I'm just, that's not even the studio.
	I don't even get paid for that.
	I'm just doing it.
	And the horse I like because I like doing that shit.
	I like you guys.
	So, Jorge's point about working out.
	The thing I always say is like, it's the only constructive way to hurt yourself.
	It's like, if you're not feeling great, go work out.
	You get to hurt yourself, but it's going to make you shredded in the long run.
	No, it's also worked in political media.
	Hurts every day.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but that's a good payoff, though.
	Yeah.
	But it hurts every day.
	It's true.
	It hurts.
	It's a great payoff.
	But it's like, it's like, don't ever do this.
	I tell everyone, don't ever voluntarily get yourself in this until you want to go through the most painful way to be in media.
	Just go be like the Nelk Boys or something and like troll people.
	Like, just go do that.
	Because this is like the worst industry in the entire world.
	I'm not even joking, but we have a hell of a lot of fun, right, boys?
	You know, we do.
	We get it done.
	We have a fun time.
	Anyway, get it.
	Jorge, where can people?
	Oh, wait, Jorge, we have a trailer.
	Jorge has a new movie out.
	I can't believe we waited this long.
	It's okay.
	Hold on.
	I'm going to tell people my live stream to watch it too.
	Yeah, we got the new documentary out.
	It's called Narcofornia.
	I don't know if Josiah could play a little of that trailer.
	Play it.
	Yeah, let's play.
	I'll kind of break it down.
	You understand our frustration that we have been going through this for years.
	Did you know that one of our Mexicans are coming up here taking all the water and being a little bit more difficult?
	We have released our new documentary.
	It's called Narcofornia.
	If you guys remember, last year we produced Cartoville USAID's relate on the illegal growth.
	Oh, some weed on me.
	I'm like, dump it out.
	Dump it out right here.
	This is where I'll put my weed.
	I've been smoking water.
	I hate breakfast.
	When I was up there, when I went up there to where Jorge was covering this, the number one drug was meth and heroin.
	No, yeah, it's moving up.
	There were like four funerals a week.
	Hey, is the video out?
	Let me plug.
	Yeah, let me plug.
	Hold on.
	So the movie's called Narcophonia.
	It's really on these kind of cartels between Mexican Asians and Asian immigrants all battling for territory for illegal marijuana operations.
	In Northern California, you have water theft violence, human smuggling, and kind of in the middle of all this, you have these ranchers and farmers who kind of living in the middle of this violence.
	Last year we did Cartila USAID focused on the same issue, but in the Southern California deserts, majority of this is more Mexican cartel, but I highly recommend everyone to go watch it.
	It's going to be narcopornia.com.
	It should be link in the bio.
	My man just said I should put it there.
	Narcofornia.com, guys.
	Go watch it.
	Please support the film.
	And you kind of get an insight look at kind of the failure of legalization of marijuana in California.
	It's a fascinating document.
	It's more on criminal.
	This is not about anti-weed or people who are just growing pot elite.
	More, all criminals, sophisticated um, who are involved in drug trafficking, fan on and in some other issues.
	But it's a great great, great document.
	I mean, it's a big deal up north and it's where, if people don't know, 70 of the world's cannabis is grown in what's called the Emerald Triangle right, a small part up north.
	Uh, so yeah there, did you come across any of the Mexican or the uh, the Russian cartels?
	Yeah yeah, like I said it's, it's, it's transnational and they've they've really taken over to the point where the communities up there don't know what to do because the, the they're killing people and the thing is these communities are so small and poor and and rural, they're being taken over.
	I I highly recommend to watch it, Elijah.
	I think Elijah will find it fascinating.
	There's a town called Doors, about a thousand people, majority white working class farmers.
	They're being taken over by Asian cartels.
	There's actually more illegal marijuana operations than people in this town of Doors and we really, we really care about the farmers and we're going to actually soon, we're going to be talking uh, where I have a guest coming on soon I don't know if it's gonna be in person or not who's uh, whose father actually had a heart too.
	He's a farmer and like the work led him to, from my understanding, to to killing himself.
	And we're gonna talk about the war on farmers, both politically, both the violence externally and the pressures that are on them that lead to mental health crisis, because we love our farmers.
	We love our farmers.
	I i'm not even, i'm not joking.
	It's like that's.
	That's what blue collar work means.
	It's like.
	It's like the actual, like working class means the ones that work doesn't mean you stand behind a cash register yeah, and you make six, eight dollars and you complain.
	It means you work like you actually work hard for your money and you deserve it.
	Anyway, I want to let you guys know that uh, that uh, please continue to support the show.
	We love you so much.
	We really appreciate it.
	And, as always, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
	This is Brandon Steele, which you can follow at uh, at the Hidden POD on twitter, and then, if you want to find me on youtube, it's hidden in plain sight.
	Radio yeah, and all their links are in the description.
	You can.
	Jorge doesn't even plug them.
	There's on, they're on their name, We have all the links and everything in the description.
	Make sure you check it out.
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	Anyway, have a great rest of the week.

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