Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - ROASTING My Own "HIT PIECE" W/ @1/4 Black Garrett

July 17, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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ROASTING My Own "HIT PIECE" W/ @1/4 Black Garrett

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	I know.
	It always ends a little too early.
	It's like you always go for a bigger explosion, and then it just, it so happens that it never goes as long as you wish to.
	It never does.
	It's always a little too early.
	But you know what?
	Two minutes is good enough.
	I don't care what they're saying.
	It doesn't matter if it's 10 seconds, 15 seconds, 30 seconds.
	It's good enough.
	You performed.
	You performed.
	That's all that matters.
	Let's start the show by rating each other's dancing.
	So I'll start.
	Okay.
	So there was one person dancing in this room.
	It was me.
	There was other people trying.
	How dare you?
	I feel like I was putting my all in that.
	I was filling the music.
	I was doing the karate chop, you know?
	So I thought I was doing good, but whatever.
	No, I will say.
	That's fine.
	Yeah, I will say it was an A for effort.
	No, but you actually did do a really good job.
	We usually have people that don't try that hard, but I feel like you took the assignment.
	You took it very seriously.
	You really knew what was coming for you.
	And as long as it wasn't coming on you, then you were fine.
	Yeah, I dodge.
	See, that's what all those were.
	Those weren't just dance moves.
	Those were, you know, those were practical moves there.
	Neo?
	Yeah, a little bit.
	Just a little bit.
	I like to watch the movie, so I just take a little notes.
	I take some notes.
	Well, we're on our fourth live stream.
	It's going to be a crazy night tonight.
	We got quarterback Garrett, who's here in the studio.
	Confetti of color.
	We still got it.
	It's here.
	Don't you have a party popper?
	Oh, I do.
	Okay, Grace.
	Is that what it's for?
	Yeah, 8K.
	Oh, yes.
	Let's go.
	More of it blowing in his face.
	And, you know, we have a crazy, just to let you guys know up front.
	So we're going to be roasting my own hip piece.
	We're going to be talking about the terminal list, the new show that's out.
	And we're also going to be looking at a bunch of weird shit, too.
	Because it's a Saturday.
	And this is the time, too, where you need to just pop open a drink.
	And by the way, to clarify my stance on Mormons, if you're Mormon, pop open a juice box.
	Cream soda.
	Cream soda?
	Juice box.
	You know, don't sleep on the juice box.
	Juice boxes are tight, man.
	No, yeah, like juice box.
	I love the Mormons, though.
	I really do.
	And I have to keep clarifying that every week, so I keep my job.
	I love the Mormons.
	I like a gun.
	I actually love Mormons.
	I love it.
	I love them.
	Everyone that works with Blaze is just like, I do love Mormons, I promise.
	Yeah, I believe in everything that they believe in.
	And I don't question any of it at any point.
	I would show you my own underwear, but I'm so in line with Mormonism that I can't show you my underwear because it'd be indecent.
	Indecent and promiscuous.
	I am not that way.
	No, I know.
	So we got a good, a good live stream up for you guys.
	It's our fourth of hopefully many.
	And you know, it's already going to be weird because I'm wearing a polo.
	I went to the pool earlier, so I thought it was appropriate.
	And now I'm on the stream.
	And it's like, who's wearing a polo like this?
	This is like, I feel like a banker.
	You know, I'm like one of those, I work for Freddie Mae.
	Is it even a bank anymore?
	Freddie Mac.
	Freddie Mac, yeah.
	I work for like, I'm about to like crash the housing market.
	You know, like, I'm just like, let's ruin the economy, dog.
	Let's make more black people homeless in inner cities.
	That's a good plan, bro.
	We also, of course, have our producer, Josiah Moody, who's here, 1999.
	Leonardo DiCaprio.
	Yes, we have him.
	Right there.
	Now.
	Yo, I just, now that you say Leonardo DiCaprio, I see it.
	I see it too.
	Yeah, that's it.
	They call me Baby Leo.
	I do.
	I do.
	And I want to remind people, I always say that the only way that we secretly communicate that we're not going out of business here on the show is by having actual 4D graphics.
	Can we go to actually his camera?
	Because I'm going to shoot it at him.
	Do you want to pop the confetti of color?
	Do you want to have you ever done it?
	Can I?
	Can I, please?
	Okay.
	Let me see.
	So, yeah, so pop it where you want.
	That side.
	Yeah, that side.
	Pop it at your camera.
	Pop it at the camera.
	Oh, whoa.
	That was a lot of.
	You could even see.
	That was aggressive.
	That was aggressive.
	I know.
	What's going on?
	Hey, I don't know what's going on.
	It doesn't matter.
	It's a chaotic live stream, but we also have a, we also have a, I was at the pool.
	And here's what's absolutely crazy.
	I don't know if you know about this, but I was at the pool.
	We got a water side here.
	I really like it.
	It's having a good time.
	And I just thought, you know what?
	Well, I said, I got to have Corner Black come over.
	And we've got to watch a couple things.
	Because, you know, people keep writing things about you, about me, about all of us.
	They don't understand us.
	But I've thought about this.
	You know, they make hit pieces, these articles and these videos.
	And it's becoming my greatest hits.
	You know?
	Dude, it's advertising.
	Every single time they're like, this person talks about anti-woke things and all this stuff.
	And it's like, you're doing our job for us.
	Like, you're promoting all of our content.
	Thank you.
	Keep doing it.
	Can I put you on the?
	I mean, actually, I don't want to put you on the payroll because you're doing it for free.
	So just please continue.
	Oh, it does.
	So here's the thing.
	So we're going to work.
	Okay.
	We're going to do a bunch of dumb shit tonight.
	I'm going to blow the confetti off of this camera because it's distracting me.
	I know.
	I got my Ephelfa shit going on here.
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Oh.
	Oh, right there.
	Really?
	That was real graphic.
	Should you just, yeah.
	Okay, so here's the deal.
	So, so here's what we're going to watch.
	So we're going to start watching this documentary we talked about last week.
	If it's boring after 30 minutes, then we'll stop.
	But here's the game.
	So if you're watching this, this is a drinking game.
	I want to remind you guys here that we are demonetized, but there is a link in the description, and we're going to throw it in the chat where you can actually leave super chats.
	And Brian, our remote producer or director who's out there, he is going to be putting them on the screen.
	So we actually have a way to leave and give super chats.
	I also want to say this: that not only can you do that, let me go to my screen here.
	Not only can you leave super chats on the link that's there, but you can also leave super chats.
	What is this?
	You can also leave super chats at Venmo.
	You can go to at Elijah-Schaefer, which is pretty cool.
	Or you can go to Elijah at slightlyoffensive.com for PayPal.
	So you can do one of them.
	We're going to read those.
	And we're going to read them at the end or throughout it.
	You guys gave a lot last time.
	We really enjoyed it.
	But this time, we'll enjoy it too.
	And if you give $100, Garrett will take his shirt off.
	I might.
	I might do that for free.
	Honestly.
	Just when you were setting up the seat, I was like, yo, do I have to wear pants?
	Because I don't want to.
	And honestly, right now, it's kind of hot in here and I might want to take pants off.
	The comments are already saying you're looking fit, though.
	They say you're looking pretty good.
	Thank you.
	Damn.
	They say you're not looking.
	You did skip out on the gym with us today, though.
	I did.
	Sadly.
	I had to play some battlefront with my kids.
	Yeah, literally.
	I don't even like to take priority.
	But I feel like I'm retarded.
	Like, I'm looking at this.
	I'm like, how do I even get into Venmo?
	This doesn't even make sense.
	I'm so glad that 75% of Corner Black is a great dad.
	Yeah, you know, I work on it.
	Every once in a while, there's 25% of the day I go out for some smokes and I don't come.
	But then I remember.
	I'm like, no, I got to go back to my family.
	I'm going to take care of them.
	I can't even get into my own thing.
	It doesn't matter.
	Okay, anyway, you can go at Elijah-Schaefer or Elijah at slightlyoffensive.com.
	We're going to go to this and we're going to look at this for a second.
	So we have this documentary.
	So some guy, we talked about this last week.
	It says here, if we go to my screen, it's called Religious Right Commentary and the Rise of Elijah Schaefer, which is good because, you know, I don't know if I've risen.
	Yeah, I like how positive the title is.
	There was a recent title.
	It was like The Fandom Menace, which is like a pop culture group that follows pop culture and they talk about anti-woke stuff and whatnot.
	And they did their, their hit pace was The Fandom Menace and their winning.
	I'm like, thank you.
	Thank you.
	You were doing advertisement for us.
	Thank you so much.
	And like this, this title, The Rise of Elijah Schaefer.
	Oh my God.
	Yeah, one of the comments said this documentary made Elijah seem way cooler than he is.
	It's so bad.
	It's so bad.
	I've tried to get a link.
	How do we do this?
	How do we share a link?
	I've been trying to get a link.
	Look, I don't understand how to get my thing going.
	It's a 50-minute documentary.
	So somebody took a lot of time out of their week and put a lot of effort into researching you.
	I think you have a fan.
	Oh, we do have a fan.
	We do have a fan.
	And I got to say this, we have a fan, but look at what it says here.
	It says, Elijah Schaefer is not a name a ton of people know.
	So it's kind of sad.
	It starts.
	People don't know me, which is true, which is true.
	Even here's the crazy part.
	I don't even really know myself, Garrett.
	It's true.
	But he's a prime example of how someone can rise to a degree of a degree of prominence.
	That's a compliment.
	Yeah.
	A degree of prominence.
	So then, yes, people do know.
	You're contradicting yourself in your first opening statement.
	Isn't that weird when it's like, it's like, oh, Elijah Schaefer is somebody that nobody knows, but people do know him.
	People know him.
	And he's so insignificant that we made an hour-long video about him.
	Well, it's true.
	Okay, like I always say this, right?
	There's only two people who will lie about you and remember your past.
	It's women and the devil.
	So that's just the two people.
	Makes sense.
	Also, bitch boy liberals.
	Well, I mean, you're redundant.
	This is ridiculous.
	Like all three of them.
	Feminine behavior.
	They're always feminine.
	No one gets this.
	Like, it's a female behavior.
	There's two female behaviors.
	When people, like, it's like, okay, should I A, just not like a guy on the internet?
	Or B, spend a month of my life making a mini doc about someone.
	Bitch energy.
	It's called BE.
	It's not B D E is good, big dick energy.
	But BE, big, like, like, bitch energy.
	We ought to have a phrase that, right?
	Like, yo, that's your, dude, become, don't be.
	Yeah, because like become something good.
	It's a good-based energy.
	Yeah, it's not base energy.
	It's bitch energy.
	And it's like the idea of where you're like, I'm going to make a video about someone I don't like.
	Why don't you go talk to them?
	Why don't you call me?
	Come on my show and tell me why I'm wrong.
	No, I'm going to make a video about you because you're a bitch.
	Literally, only bitches do that.
	It's true.
	It's always the women that do these things.
	It's always the women.
	But he says, and it's all the bitch boys, the liberals.
	The liberals love this.
	It's male feminists.
	So I'm saying it's always the liberals that walk around this.
	It's always liberals.
	And he goes, these positions aren't created to accommodate talent.
	I feel like I'm getting it dished back to me that I It's like, I feel like I'm bringing a dish back, right?
	I deserve this.
	You do.
	You do deserve it.
	I deserve it.
	I mean, hey, like I said before, it's an advertisement for how skilled you are.
	It says they seek out people to fill specific roles, advancing specific narratives.
	Hey, I'm waiting for my hit piece.
	somebody find out be like hey the guy that was a technical director for loud with crowder he went to all these locations broke into little safe spaces like give me come on i want a hit piece Somebody, give me a hit piece.
	Hit piece.
	You can't because you're 25% black.
	You're exactly legit, though.
	I think the name quarter black saves me on Twitter a lot.
	Like, I can say some more shit because I have black in my name and they just don't even want to touch it.
	I'm quarter black, too, actually.
	Yeah, I know.
	I advocate for that.
	I think everybody should be quarter black.
	You know, the Saturdays, though, we don't drink on the stream.
	This is a Topo Chico, actually.
	Oh, you got a Topo Chico?
	What do you drink?
	You can get a nice watermelon juice.
	What is that?
	Can we go to his screen there?
	Can we go over to his watermelon juice?
	Yeah, we're the boys.
	No, so the drinking game is, is this every time you cringe from this documentary, you ought to take either a shot or a drink.
	And that's where it is.
	But he said that he looks at the history of what allows this to happen, then uses Schaefer as a case, a case study of what careers or what the career looks like and the hateful agenda it pushes.
	So, yeah, I gotta say, I am retarded.
	And the fact that you made a video about literally someone with a mental illness is funny.
	Like, why'd you do this?
	All right, let's just start watching this.
	And anytime you want to pause, Garrett, just tell me, pause.
	All right.
	Got to pause.
	All right, let's go.
	The overturning of Roe v. Wape will make abortion dramatically more difficult to obtain in the United States.
	And young conservative commentators are saying things like this.
	These feminists are so upset because they can't murder their children.
	They can't offer them up to Molech.
	That's Elijah Schaefer.
	A new show slightly offensive, part of the Blaze Media Network, a right-wing media network founded in part by former Fox News firebrand Glenn Beck.
	And that's just the tip of the iceberg on the sort of stuff Schaefer says.
	People think that Australia is great because it's an all-white person.
	Shout out to the reason why it's dark.
	And I don't say that that's white supremacist.
	No, it's just a homogenous group of people with less population than there is in California and a landmass bigger than the United States.
	They get along, they don't commit crime, they're clean, and they have a common, they have a common group.
	You think in the last days that you would refuse the mark of the beast, but you wouldn't even sacrifice being judged by your friends to not get a vaccine?
	Craving for babies has never been stronger.
	And when you look at this woman before us, you know, nobody is forcing you to be a whore.
	Schaefer, hold up, pause.
	This guy has been watching your content like ravishingly.
	Like he's watching all of your stuff.
	No one even knows I was on Adam Krigler except for his followers.
	That's pretty crazy.
	Deep into the Elijah Schaefer rabbit hole.
	Like he is watching all of it.
	100%.
	I'm going to clone it.
	A million and sell it to him.
	He would buy my penis.
	Send him a shirt.
	I'll send him a shit.
	I'm sending him my penis.
	I'm going to send him a shirt that says, I bought Elijah's dick.
	He would buy my penis.
	That's true.
	He would buy it.
	He would.
	You know, recently there was a friend of ours who, and we're not going to say who on the stream here, but there was a friend of ours who called out on a barbecue that we were having, a bros barbecue.
	Wow.
	So we went, we broke into.
	Was it 4th of July?
	Yeah, but we broke into his...
	No, it wasn't.
	No, it was just yesterday.
	So we broke into his house and then we unscrewed his doorknob and replaced it with a giant black dildo in case of through the hole and then like installed it so that he had to touch a black dildo to get into his house.
	Now I'm going to say this.
	We're not giving you any details about this, of who it was, of what it was, of where it was, but I will say people do things that they need punishment for.
	And sometimes that involves removing the doorknob and replacing it with an installed silicon phallus.
	I'm not going to say who it was, but I did show up to the door.
	John Doyle was here.
	I said, what's up, John?
	I walked up the door, and then somebody Opened the day and was like, hey, what happened to my room?
	And then it turned out that somebody was wondering, hey, what happened?
	Where do I live?
	What's going on?
	And it turned out everywhere.
	It turned out that they had sperm and dick balloons and their room.
	There's a picture of a dude with like a target on his crotch.
	Horrible.
	It was horrible.
	I don't know why I want to do that to anyone, but I will say, don't miss anybody.
	Why would anybody spend your money at a satanic?
	Why would John Doyle spend his money?
	Is the question.
	Why would John Doyle spend his time?
	Because he wouldn't.
	John Doyle wouldn't do that.
	But if John Doyle were to do that, it's definitely not anybody in this room.
	Nope.
	Whoever did that definitely should John Doyle wouldn't break into someone's house and room and then do that at all, ever.
	And they wouldn't be mad about it because it would make sense.
	You didn't show up to a barbecue, so we trash your room with shit that you don't want.
	I mean, honestly, though, like, why wouldn't you not show up to a barbecue?
	I feel like that's the gayest thing you could do.
	You know what would be even crazier?
	You know what would be even crazier?
	You know what?
	Yeah, that's exactly.
	It's like, oh, you thought that was gay?
	How about not showing up to a bro's barbecue?
	You know, it's even crazier.
	Yeah.
	What if, what if on your door to where they replace the doorknobs with black dildos, that they put elephants' eyes, so they create a dildefense, which is a new species of black dildefense.
	So when you go in species of elephants, no, I didn't, I wouldn't do that.
	That's very interesting, like the royal you.
	No, I'm saying John Doyle, me, although we would never do stuff like that to anyone in this room and ruin their place where they live.
	But if someone were to do that and create dildefense species and also take, let's say, even statues in their house and stuff and put penis stickers in front of them and like turn their entire room into a shrine for dick, that would be horrible, but it would be worth it.
	And it would make sense if they missed a barbecue.
	Reparations, justice.
	Justify.
	You seem awful quiet on this, Josiah.
	Yeah.
	It was me.
	No, I don't.
	You're just trying to be trying to be relevant.
	He's trying to be relevant.
	He's trying to be relevant.
	I'm trying to get clout.
	He's pretending he's trying to get real.
	All right, let's get back to this.
	There's ugly fat Elijah.
	Let's go back to him.
	Yeah, let's go back.
	That'd be sad if they just kept it full screen on me here right now.
	By the way, this set, like every set, like we're in my house right now.
	This set was in my house, it was my apartment.
	Like until like a year ago, until the feds kicked me out of my house, then we have not been in Blaze 2s.
	We've always been filming the shot of the house.
	That's why I want to do the live streams.
	I want to get back to being in the house.
	We're in my house now.
	Do you guys notice?
	Go to a quarter black full screen.
	Check this out.
	The guest actually has a proper set now.
	I'm in the city.
	Right outside these windows.
	Do you feel like you're going to get mugged?
	It's kind of fun, right?
	I'm going to get stabbed to death.
	You got raped on your way up here.
	I did.
	That's crazy.
	It was fun.
	I appreciated it.
	It was not fun.
	You gave consent, so it wasn't illegal.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Let's go.
	Let's play this.
	Let's get back to this.
	And by the way, when I say that, it was by the dog because he did hump him.
	That's true.
	Yeah, he did.
	It was a dog.
	All right, here we go.
	Commentator.
	He has the opinions of a middle-aged right-wing white evangelical from the 1980s, but the style of an alt-right shit poster from the mid-2010s embodies an inherent hybrid where right-wing commentary is heading.
	Taking elements from conservative movements and coalescing them into this new style of commentary.
	To understand Schaefer's quick ascent in the conservative commentary space, we have to go back and understand the rise of the religious right in American politics.
	Now, we could go back to the likes of Father Coughlin or Norman Vincent Peel, but instead, let's start at the religious rights rise in the 1970s, particularly in its fight against abortion.
	This guy's in college.
	All right, so the history part sounds boring.
	This guy is in college.
	He just went through the class.
	These are the conservative talking points.
	Yes.
	I've done Wikipedia once.
	It's like in the 19th 40s.
	It's like, it's like things like, so you do know about things called decades.
	It's like an average junior college person.
	It's like, in decades of past being that there were decades in the past, things occurred.
	And you're like, my favorite page is that he brings it up as if you know.
	He's like, you know, we know these things.
	Please.
	Let's move on.
	Let's not bring up these things.
	And here's the best part.
	He's like, so he's like, I actually, I'm actually mentally ill.
	Like, I don't know who any of these people are.
	I don't know who the fuck these people are.
	Like, go to my screen.
	Go to my screen.
	Guess who this is?
	Who is that?
	I don't know.
	I have no idea.
	I think he went to jail for 30 years for like inappropriately touching my niece or something.
	Like, I don't know who that is.
	Like, you know, he wasn't born for another four years.
	I had no idea.
	1988.
	It's like, dude, we just stole the vibe of it.
	I don't know what it is.
	I think that's what is in 88.
	Didn't life start in 93?
	Dude, I thought it did.
	I thought in 92.
	I mean, that's when I started.
	91, it started.
	But in 93, I jumped in the simulation.
	Really got in.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, but it's like, dude, it's like, you know, the history of this thing.
	It's like, dude, first of all, it's about they say that I'm like the right-wing conservative.
	I don't even, I don't even know what I am.
	Like, I just believe what I believe, and I'm figuring life out.
	Well, the thing is, is that you hang out with people that say that they're conservative.
	So automatically, you're a conservative.
	You see?
	I drive a car.
	It's a car.
	It's the fact that you just like the shit post and you're retarded.
	That could not possibly be the thing.
	It's a big, like, scary, evil thing that's going around you.
	It's not possibly just that you want to put shit post.
	Yeah.
	Though I do say this might actually be Pat Buchanan, though.
	I'm not sure.
	But Pat Buchanan's base.
	I just don't know how he looks.
	Like, I've read his stuff, but I don't have to.
	I've never heard the name.
	No, I've never seen the face.
	You can't be friends with John Doyle until he makes you read something existential from Pat Buchanan.
	What an autist.
	Well, that would be a pejorative for people who weren't.
	Tism.
	But if he is.
	I didn't finish it yet.
	You didn't let me finish it.
	I don't think that is Pat Buchanan.
	Is that?
	Is that not Pat Buchanan?
	Who is that?
	Is that Pat Buchanan?
	I don't know who this is.
	Okay, let's keep going.
	Let's skip through all this boring stuff.
	Okay, here's your junior college class.
	Yeah, let's skip to junior college.
	Yeah, I'm not watching that.
	Oh, here we go.
	Here we go.
	I mean, subscriber.
	Hey, thank you for subscribing.
	420 Wayne.
	Let's go.
	All right, here we're back.
	We're back.
	We've been opposed to same-sex marriage.
	In the early years of the Obama presidency, the Tea Party movement was very much in favor of this Christian movement.
	Though certain parts of the overall package waned over the years, such as prayer and schools, the fight against abortion remained constant.
	And affirmation to that cause is one of many reasons that led evangelicals to support Donald Trump in his bid for the presidency.
	I did.
	He's very big in supporting him.
	He's totally new to this scene, but he's an inheritor of this same brand of Christian conservatives.
	How sad.
	It's like, I've been doing this for four years.
	He's relatively new.
	It's like, no, that's called being unsuccessful.
	Like, it's like, it's like, hey, overnight, 10-year success, you know.
	Yeah, that's the joke though.
	I mean, like, look at Tucker.
	It took him like 20 years.
	I mean, even, what's his name?
	Beck has been almost like three decades.
	It takes, like, I mean, Crowder's been this, what, 12 years?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, 12, 13 years.
	It just takes time to get going.
	And like, I thought whenever this person found out about you.
	You see, that's whenever the time, time starts then.
	Yes, or I'm new.
	Oh, you're right.
	I'm new to his mind.
	Yeah.
	He bought my products.
	Dude, you moved in.
	You're living there.
	You have a condo.
	You have, you have, dude, you're living in this in his head.
	I think this is funny, though, because also, let's just play this.
	Dude, this rest in peace.
	This watermelon juice has hidden me.
	Yeah.
	This Heineken Topo Chico flavored Heineken is pretty good.
	I know.
	Oh, yeah.
	We will have some more.
	Believe me.
	Dude, because you know, we have to have drink casts, but not, but obviously with like soda water, watermelon juice.
	Respectfully.
	We only drink Diet Coke on the show, watermelon juice, Topo Chico.
	It's a Saturday night.
	Who would drink alcohol on a Saturday night?
	That's disgusting.
	Not me.
	Only the boys.
	Only the boys.
	Please.
	Only the boys.
	All right, here we go.
	Burbatism.
	Born in 1993, Schaefer entered the world.
	I can't believe that.
	He's in the 2018s in his mid-20s.
	His years before that were a combination of homeschooling and private schools, eventually graduating from a Christian university in California with a degree in a publication.
	Yeah, but I graduated from a biology publication.
	It's very strange considering he didn't stick it through.
	He didn't believe in macroevolution.
	That is the change in organisms that leads to the development of new species.
	The evolution of human beings.
	Correct.
	Yeah.
	I don't think we evolved.
	No.
	His critiques against evolution really don't have any substance.
	And he gets to this vague, unanswerable question about why man is here, as this should somehow completely overturn all the evidence, which he seems to believe he's made a thorough examination of in the face of countless scientists working over the centuries.
	You know, we find fragments of fragments, things were ground down, and things were found, you know, scattered in several countries and were linked together.
	And there was these problems in the archaeological time scale, especially looking at just different types of petrified organisms and issues across different countries.
	You may have noticed in that answer a lack of specificity.
	This is something you'll be seeing a lot as we go through Schaefer's work.
	You've probably also noticed in this video.
	You've got to get to a point, but never quite gets there before being.
	Let me show you a 20-second soundbite about his views on evolution.
	Here's where it ends up.
	I actually got possessed by a demon.
	Legitimately possessed by a story.
	Which is like, radically woke me up.
	I should mention it this way.
	Schaefer claimed to be sober at the time this supposed possession happened.
	Though it did involve a friend who was totally sober right now, by the way.
	Schaefer himself has a history with psychedelics and other drugs that cause hallucinations.
	True.
	Well, I have no real insight into what I've done a lot of drugs.
	I'm not going to claim to be some perfect guy.
	I'm going to be bold and suggest that he may have been experiencing hallucinogenic persisting perception disorder.
	Hallucinogenic experience, which has been known to happen sometimes years.
	Wait, can we take in hallucogenic drugs?
	Were you on hallucinogenics whenever you got possessed by?
	Yeah, so where does he just get this assumption that you're on hallucinogenics whenever you talk about because he doesn't believe him?
	Because H, because this is the thing.
	So for instance, everyone that's lied about everything, it's like, I would never believe you.
	So let me go to another human, but I believe them.
	Because they went to a building where the people who we all believe told them that you shall believe this person and therefore beliefs shall be believed.
	And you're like, bro, it's like everybody who's like, I don't believe the Bible.
	It was written by a bunch of men.
	Why don't you study my science book?
	Yeah, let me go to this study.
	This study that was done by men.
	The people in the Bible lied because they lied about what God was because men get together and they create findings that are lies.
	Let me produce to you this finding by men that is not a lie because men never lie.
	And you go, huh.
	That's a weird correlation.
	Yeah, that's the way I treat it.
	It's like, look, I know my belief is crazy.
	It's insane.
	I believe that a man is God.
	He came down.
	He died for my sins.
	And he's the one that I need to believe in in order to go to heaven.
	It's insane.
	Like, I am aware of that.
	Yeah.
	I am aware that that is a crazy thing to believe because in our real world, everyday life, that's not something normal.
	Well, think about it.
	It's something that resonates inside of my being that.
	Because you have a spirit.
	It's not foolish, though.
	It's something that I believe that he believes because it resonates with him.
	He thinks he came from nothing.
	You're a fucking retard.
	You think you came from nothing.
	And it's like, I'm sorry, but it's like, you know what?
	This is my redemption.
	This is my LDS redemption.
	Redemption art.
	It's like, this is my redemption arc.
	This is where I'm buying my special underwear.
	It's coming.
	But I'm going to say.
	They're on the way.
	I know.
	I'm like, I'm here.
	But I'm going, dude, I respect a Muslim more than I respect like an agnostic.
	Well, not agnostic or atheist.
	He just believes in something.
	Well, yeah, because I'm going, well, like, dude, I get the idea of confusing who God is and understanding what salvation is and having a confusion.
	And I even understand even Billy Graham's late arguments of like, dude, there are people, like I always say that there are Mormons who are going to heaven.
	There are definitely Muslims who are going to heaven, meaning there are people who are out there who like Christ appears to people in dreams.
	People know God and they know who he is and they give their life to him.
	Just because you go to some mosque, but you know God and you know Christ and you're giving your life to him, but you don't know anything else.
	It's like it's like somebody who calls their dad Papi or Gappa or whatever weird shit.
	It's like it's still your dad.
	So if you know that Jesus Christ is your savior and you know salvation and you confess your sins, you will be going to heaven.
	It's salvation.
	The only unforgivable sin is blasphemy of the Holy Spirit, the denial of the change of Christ, of what can actually transform you.
	But I'm saying, like, so I get that.
	And I'm not going to, I'm not new age.
	I'm not saying all roads lead to heaven.
	I'm saying this.
	There are Christians who are not going to heaven, like meaning like there are people who are Protestant who don't believe in God.
	They don't really believe in God.
	They don't know God.
	So you have to know God.
	I get that.
	But I look at this and I'm like, it's like, this guy's crazy.
	You know, I don't believe in God, but I do believe in something called HPPD, which is a study of a hallucination.
	And I believe the mind can concoct ideas.
	Who created that mind, Dodd?
	Right.
	Who made the brain?
	Did you do the studies?
	Did you see it yourself?
	You're putting your faith in somebody else in a belief.
	So you also have a religion of some sort.
	So that, like, I'm coming from it from a worldly view.
	It's like, I believe in crazy stuff.
	I believe that Jesus is Lord.
	And then I believe in him.
	Right.
	You believe in science.
	You believe in these studies, which I also believe.
	I mean, a lot of these, I do believe.
	Well, somebody says, I respect your belief.
	You don't respect mine.
	Yeah.
	You see the difference there?
	Yeah, I'm cool with it.
	I like atheists.
	I have no problem with them.
	Because I get it.
	I understand.
	It's exactly for me to believe this, but I feel it.
	It's something in my soul that I've always felt.
	That's why I believe what I believe.
	Because you were created.
	I believe the other way.
	And that's totally fine.
	Right.
	And people who don't believe, don't believe that they were created by God.
	They ultimately don't know why they're here.
	So they fall into secularism, which is, well, you only live once.
	Let's just do whatever the fuck we want.
	And then that's destructive and it goes against the will of God.
	And a lot of times it goes against nature.
	And that's why we're kind of seeing what we're seeing nowadays with everything going on and how women want to kill their babies and how women want to be men.
	Selfishness.
	It's crazy how we've gotten here, but you can kind of see because we've fallen so far off the track of where God is, who God is, and it's led to this destructive path.
	Something that I'm finding very interesting about modern day leftism and kind of atheism is that they're discovering that there is a purpose in religion and a purpose in God and a purpose in these things.
	And like Jordan Peterson, earlier years and Jordan Peterson, his talks about Jesus, and it's not necessarily factual from the Bible, but like just talking about the tenets and the reasons why and the things that you can pull out of the Bible, even if you don't believe, the things that you can get out of it are just like universal truths.
	They're universal truths that you can live by.
	And that's what I find interesting now is that people are kind of discovering like, maybe you don't have to believe in the crazy thing that I believe in, but you can understand why people, so many people do believe that.
	Right.
	And they live their life by that.
	And when you do live your life by that, you end up prospering.
	You end up being a better person.
	It's interesting how that works.
	Yeah.
	Isn't that funny?
	Yeah, it's so crazy.
	The Bible, don't sleep with your neighbor's wife, people.
	Don't tell me what to do.
	How dare you tell me what to do?
	It's ridiculous.
	Well, and it is quite strange, though, I think, in general, because I also respect a lot of people's ideas too.
	But like people that don't believe in the spirit trip me out because like it's like, it's like, hey, ready for this?
	You could take a substance and hallucinate and see this entire trans human world.
	The machine elves, man.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And you can ascend and transcend into another world.
	And I'll believe that.
	But I could not believe there was a God behind that.
	Because that's too.
	Because then I might have to give an account for my sin.
	Dude, I fuck up royally all the time in my life.
	I'm not preaching my own holiness.
	I never do.
	I make all types of mistakes, but I will say this.
	I'll admit they're wrong.
	Like, I'll just say, okay, dude, yeah, I messed up.
	And someone's like, dude, you fucked up here.
	It's like, yes.
	Like, I remember I one time was like on a plane and I, altitude didn't gauge the drinks on the airplane, you know, that thing?
	Yeah.
	You have so much soda water and you don't know.
	So I didn't realize altitude messes that up.
	And I remember like I was so mad at Doyle.
	Me and John are good buddies.
	And I was like mad at him because something like, he didn't do anything wrong.
	And all I remember is like, I just like woke up from like a sleep and then he was like, like I was like, I was just napping.
	And then he was like, basically, dude, I can't believe you talked to me like this.
	And I looked at my text and I went.
	You're like, what?
	Oh, I don't.
	I can't believe I talked to you like that either.
	My bad, bro.
	My bad.
	So we do dumb shit and we make mistakes.
	We're dudes.
	We're guys.
	We're just guys being dudes.
	Like, I get it.
	I don't need, you don't have to have it all figured out.
	But it's like, the problem is, is that, like, for instance, Tim Poole pointed out with the J6, specifically with the J6 investigations, is that what that is, is that the left, everyone says that the left doesn't have a God, so they make certain things their God, right?
	So they make like wokeness their God.
	100% themselves.
	But yeah, but exactly.
	And then they're always a victim.
	That's always the key thing.
	They're always a victim.
	Everyone, my life is, everyone was mean.
	Everyone was rude to me.
	Everyone was this, that, that.
	I'm a victim.
	I'm a victim.
	I couldn't survive because the system, the people, and it's like, those are the godless.
	The godless are always the victim.
	But he goes, and I never heard this till today.
	Tim Poole literally goes, and I thought this was really intelligent.
	They also need a devil so they can feel moral.
	They need a God to follow, but a devil to feel something.
	Right.
	But I didn't hear that described as the devil.
	So if we can make the J6 defendants the devil, they are, this is the Antichrist.
	These are the works of the evil.
	So then therefore, if I have a devil, then I can feel better.
	I didn't storm the Capitol.
	I didn't insurance.
	I erected.
	Yeah.
	And believe it or not, this is not a new concept, actually.
	Kaczynski talks about this in his Industrial Society and its future or the Industrial Revolution's consequence.
	I can't remember the exact name.
	But he talks about how basically people have to create their own, they have to be their own savior.
	So the white liberal will say, man, these poor black people.
	And they'll pity black people because they need to be the ones to save them.
	So now in their self-imposed religion, they see themselves as higher than.
	Exactly.
	And so it's actually, it's real racism because then they're going, man, these poor black people, we have to make sure that they get into college.
	So let's put in affirmative action.
	Man, these poor Mexicans, we have to make sure that they can get to America because Mexico is so bad and all of this stuff, which is true, but they have to be their own savior.
	And simultaneously, they are their own victim as well.
	So it's the weirdest kind of religion that we've probably ever seen, but it's been going on for hundreds of years behind the scenes.
	But I think that Kaczynski really did a great job of articulating the psychological behavior behind it.
	That's kind of interesting.
	Yeah.
	Like the idea that they are both their savior and the saved.
	Yeah.
	It's crazy.
	It is.
	It's funny too that they believe that they're so not part of a religion, but at like inside of a religion, so much.
	They have doctrines.
	They have heretics.
	They have all of the things that makes a religion a religion.
	And they're like, no, but we're not.
	We're better than you.
	You go to these protests, and it's spiritual, too.
	There's even, I mean, whenever we went down to Dallas to the protests, and Elijah's all, I love telling this story.
	I call Elijah.
	I'm like, hey, the protest isn't here.
	He's like, follow the police chopper.
	Hangs up.
	I'm like, okay.
	We go find it.
	You can feel a disgusting, depraved, spiritual thing that's happening there.
	And they're all fat.
	They don't care about themselves.
	They let themselves go, but then they're determined to save your bodily autonomy.
	And they're determined to save you, but they don't want to save themselves.
	They don't want to go hit the gym.
	They don't want to not eat McDonald's every single day.
	That is one of the things that makes what?
	He was like, they want to discipline themselves.
	What are you saying?
	No, actually, one of the chats actually said Garrett looking fit.
	I'm going to say this.
	I'm going to get a little gay here.
	Please.
	I'm going to get very gay.
	Oh, okay.
	Okay, actually, I forgot we're not on OnlyFans right now.
	Leave the OnlyFans chats on Venmo at Elijah-Schaefer or Elijah at slightlyoffensive.com, PayPal.
	Or also click the link and you can leave chats directly.
	Make sure that you send in your super chats.
	We'll read them at the end.
	I got to find a better way to do this.
	I'm going to remonetize this channel soon.
	I just don't know what happened, but I was going to say is that you are, and this is the nicest thing I'll say to a man.
	You are literally half the man that I remember you.
	Rock on.
	Thank you, Professor.
	That's a weird movement to do when I've said.
	Little sus.
	No, I mean, it's not, I'm not doing this.
	Oh, but now you won.
	You know, because if you did just one, that's not going to get you there.
	That's more like a punch.
	If you're a one-pump chump, maybe.
	Maybe.
	But I'm not.
	I've got four kids.
	I know how to handle it.
	I know.
	I want to start a family soon.
	I'll catch up to you.
	Is your wife a little Mexican, maybe?
	Yes, she is.
	Yeah.
	A Latinx?
	Dude, of course.
	That makes complete sense.
	No wonder she's popping them out left and right.
	You can't even claim.
	Are you Mormon?
	No, I'm not Mormon.
	You're my age.
	You have four kids, right?
	No, it's called being horny.
	No, because you can be horny and not have kids.
	It's called the pull-out method and it's strong.
	See, it didn't work.
	I failed on that three times.
	The last one was.
	That's called being two.
	That's called whiskey dick.
	It's like you can barely get it up and then you're drunk.
	You're like, all right.
	Let's go.
	Hey, was that the, it's like, what's it called?
	Seven minutes in heaven, the seven seconds in heaven.
	How was that?
	How was your seven seconds?
	It was good, yeah.
	That's seven seconds ever.
	It's true, though.
	It's like, you know, I gotta say this.
	I'm gonna go to the rest of my life.
	I have a child that I have to worry about.
	You know.
	I hired one.
	But here we go.
	But we'll pull this back up.
	No, I was going to say something really pointed out.
	Okay, go ahead.
	I totally forgot.
	Okay, go ahead and make a good point.
	No, fucking forget it.
	Forget it.
	I forgot.
	Make your first point on the internet.
	I forgot what it was.
	Damn it.
	Play the video.
	Play the video.
	All right, let's play the video.
	Let's play the video.
	Or there could be a number of other scientific explanations here for what's happening.
	Or, of course, it is possible his friend was possessed by a literal demon that made its way into Schaefer's body.
	Feel free to make up your own mind on which of these is the most likely outcome.
	Schaefer credits Ben Shapiro with inspiring him to speak a right-wing population.
	I like that picture.
	He wanted his style to be a bit different.
	He considered Ben Shapiro to be inoffensive and more far-right provocators, such as Milo Yiannopoulos, to be offensive.
	And he wanted himself to be somewhere in the middle, hence the title of his show, Slightly Offensive.
	Epic, epic.
	His first iteration of this show seems to have been lost to time.
	From how he described it in interviews, it was a series of studio-based opinion segments, not unlike his later work.
	Eventually, this was reshaped into the mid-2018 version that still, at least partially, exists on his YouTube channel, where he would attend protests to interview people in an attempt to make them look ignorant.
	A tried and true technique practice-wing commentators.
	I know that guy's production quality was higher than he did.
	Lauren Crowder interviews because of his background working in commercial production.
	The actual quality of the interviews left something to be desired, though, with Schaefer often talking over, interrupting, and editing people to make them look as silly as possible.
	The exact same rights, and they need to be drafted too, right?
	I mean, yeah, but like, that's not really fair, right?
	If I can die for my country, you don't have to, and you get to reap the benefits.
	No, I mean, that's why I'm saying that everybody should be drafted, and, like, it doesn't really matter.
	But if you're drafted and you're on the battlefield, how could you, Boy Scouts of America, change their name to Scouts.
	He does elective edits as well.
	And they're going to allow women to join the Boy Scouts, good or bad idea.
	It's a meh idea.
	In between in order to kind of change the dialogue.
	I don't think that that's necessarily the kind of approach that most reporters would say is I'm not most reporters.
	You're not in a video published on June 29th, 2018.
	Schaefer interviewed people at a women's march.
	One of those people was a woman named Angie, who was kind enough to speak to me about the experience.
	But because I was kind of disarmed.
	He found people in my old videos and interviewed them.
	It's actually epic.
	That's pretty cool.
	I haven't watched this, by the way.
	Last week I said I knew about this and then I haven't watched it.
	So we're watching this for the first time together.
	I haven't seen it.
	I expect that.
	That's pretty good.
	Angie was nice.
	She wrote me when this happened, told me I was disingenuous.
	And I go, well, it's better than calling me a fat ugly shit, which most people do.
	Or like, or like just something worse, like a fascist or a Nazi or something.
	So I'm like, I'm not opposed to that.
	She was like, you're disingenuous.
	And I go, I'm not.
	I'm just, I'm tall.
	And I also asked you questions.
	There's a thin line between disingenuous and retarded.
	And I feel like we both write that line.
	You know?
	You know, you have to be an intelligent person to be able to be disingenuous.
	No, sometimes I don't think we.
	None of us.
	None of us in this room.
	Yeah, here's the thing.
	So like, here's the thing.
	I was actually a little like, I was like a little skinny twink there.
	And the problem was, is that now, like with this, we keep it, we keep it real.
	Because I've put on probably about like 30 pounds of muscle since then.
	Hell yeah.
	Which is pretty good.
	Dude, this is great.
	You know, we're keeping this.
	Look at that.
	We're going.
	Where are we at?
	Go show me.
	Show me.
	Where are you at?
	Where are you at?
	No, go to school screen.
	This is from zero.
	Yes.
	This is from zero.
	I'm bricked up.
	I'm bricked up.
	I had this before.
	I know.
	I'm bricked up.
	I like muscled up.
	And then now I got a little bit.
	So I'm working on it.
	I'm working on it.
	Let's go.
	This is apple juice, by the way.
	Yeah.
	Drink that apple juice.
	Yeah.
	No, it's true.
	I also aged a lot since then, which is called the left wing and working with women.
	That's like my life.
	That's a joke, though.
	And by women, I mean you.
	Because long hair.
	People who wear man buns intentionally.
	What is wrong with the man bun?
	I don't understand this.
	Look, it's practical.
	Sometimes whenever you work out, you don't want to get your hair fucked up.
	So you put it up in a bun.
	People were.
	I don't know what it is.
	How dare you guys?
	People weren't loving my man bun arc either.
	So it's coming back, though.
	Look, look at that.
	Look at that.
	He's getting there.
	Let's go.
	I've outgrown it, so I can't even put it into a bun anymore.
	Really?
	But I mean, look, it's a practical thing, and we need to take it back from the fucking hipsters because that's what I'm doing.
	I'm taking it back from the hipsters.
	We used to have Vikings, you know, that had like man buns.
	We used to have samurai.
	We need to take it back, and we need to stop shaming people that have it.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	Well, what I'm thinking about this Angie interview, what shocks me in this, I don't know what she's about to say.
	So I'm assuming that this is what I think it is.
	Everyone takes this too seriously.
	So, number one, there's three things I've learned from doing the internet.
	Number one, I don't know why women are here unless they're selling nudes because I don't understand what their shtick is.
	But like this woman, I brought her into this.
	Number two, even if you're good with her, like I was nice to this liberal woman, she will liberal women and bitch boys will always say you took them out of context, but in fact, you put them in context.
	You give them a platform.
	It's always that.
	And number three, everybody's a victim.
	They're always victims.
	It's like, dude, you got recorded in a, by the way, a channel that just started.
	These are your words.
	Dude, that video that he was showing was my first video I ever made.
	So I don't know what he's talking about.
	You don't want to see the first episode.
	Slightly offensive, the first podcast got like canceled, actually.
	It got totally canceled.
	It was like legit canceled.
	Yeah, I had to tone it down.
	Yeah, like I almost got arrested.
	It was bad.
	So we got in a good direction.
	And I hope this is a part two.
	So let's watch this.
	Angie.
	Angie's nice.
	Can we go back?
	Let's just, I'm not trying to be rude here.
	She's probably married.
	But, like, she's, like, looks like, you know, she's, like, a nice girl.
	She looks like.
	Put together.
	Put together, right?
	I mean, she was one of those girls who she looked better at the event than she does on video because when you saw who was at the event, you know that feeling?
	Like when you're in a room.
	It's like whenever you have a fat friend.
	You have a fat friend to make you look like, whoa, you're like, oh, I know.
	I know, guys.
	Right, you look super thin next to me, you know?
	And that's what that's what's happening right now on the screen.
	Like, everybody around her looks like shit, and she looks like, fine.
	Well, that's what I was going to say.
	It's like, it's like, I would, you go to these events.
	Like, I'm going to tell you this.
	If you are ugly, just become a liberal activist because you'll be hot.
	Like, if you're a girl and you're like, I'm ugly.
	You're not ugly at a March for Our Rights.
	Which sides?
	You're not ugly at an abortion protest.
	You're a 10 out of 10.
	You're 13.
	You're literally, you're MS 13.
	You can kill people with your looks.
	You can kill them.
	You could rape them and kill them.
	You can be like, damn.
	You could decapitate people and fornicate with their carcasses like people wanted to do to me when I insulted Justin Bieber and they decided that they told my wife that they wanted to decapitate her and to fornicate with her carcass.
	That was a real death threat I got from my wife.
	And I thought this, you know what?
	You must have went to junior college.
	You must have made a video like this.
	You had a class, didn't you?
	You were put in the special seat.
	All right, let's keep watching this.
	We're not making it through this whole video at all, but we'll watch this and we'll skip some fun parts.
	There's earrings here.
	We could watch this.
	Dude, we could watch this.
	Yeah, wait, Paul.
	Sarah left her earrings.
	It's super sus that she would do that.
	Why are they here?
	Sarah, why'd you leave your earrings here?
	Sarah, pick up your reason to come back on the stream.
	She just wants to see the boys.
	She loves us.
	It's a play.
	It's a play.
	She just likes people in the chat calling her mommy.
	That's true.
	Suckle gang and daddy.
	Suck off.
	Oh, my God.
	I don't even call him suckle gang.
	I don't know what that means.
	He's allowed to say that.
	Leonardo DiCaprio's let me.
	Suckle gang, huh?
	Suckle gang.
	I thought it was called mommy pill.
	Have you?
	Do you ever try your wife's breast milk?
	Just be honest.
	Just truth.
	Was it sweet?
	Yes.
	Okay, cool.
	So it tasted good or what?
	Yes.
	Let's go.
	I don't think it's weird at all.
	I don't think it's weird to try your wife's breast milk.
	I don't think that's weird at all.
	I don't like this.
	Oh, Damn.
	Can you give me some of that?
	No, but it's curious.
	You know, what does it taste like?
	That only happened because of me.
	Let me try it.
	Yeah.
	The one thing that I can't get over, though, a lot of people I know have tried their own.
	Stop this right now in the chat.
	I know you guys are like saying this is weird.
	Stop it.
	Stop it.
	No, they're not saying it's weird.
	If you had a wife and you had a wife that was pregnant and she was like, you wouldn't have to do it.
	It's like nine-year-olds in the chat.
	It's like nine-year-olds in the chat.
	You guys are judging me.
	The chat is literally spamming, throwing up emojis.
	No, they're like saying it's really not that gross.
	People are asking how much would it cost.
	No, I'm full on Mommy's Milk Gang.
	I'm on Mommy's Milk.
	I'm on Team Mommy's Milk.
	I really am.
	I'm fully there.
	You see, everyone, Mommy's Milkies.
	Everyone's there.
	I'm on full Mommy's Milkers.
	I'm in that gang.
	I'm in Gang Gang.
	Gang Gang.
	No, I'm there too.
	It's like, oh, I'm sorry.
	People will eat their family when they're starving.
	Let me just see where I'm going from here.
	Yeah.
	And it's also too, it's like, dude.
	Do you see like, hey, what did God provide us through natural means to sustain ourselves?
	I love triggering the chat.
	The chat is so triggered.
	You guys are so triggered.
	It's like, dude, I know, I know, I know, I know.
	It's true.
	Stop lying.
	Stop lying.
	Half the guys who are gross out of this have probably tried their own.
	Yeah, come on.
	They've tried their own whatever.
	Come on.
	Little comes, man.
	Little comes on.
	But I'll say they probably have, and that's the problem.
	Uh-oh.
	Oh, yeah.
	So apparently, we've gone super excessive.
	And if you give super chats, you ruin the stream and you throw away your cash.
	So thank you for that.
	I missed the fact that it was loud.
	Like, before the show, it was extremely loud.
	But I kind of missed that a little bit, just a little bit.
	I love that it's a mix between people throwing up, people saying straight from the source with a have you ever seen a buffalo?
	Have you ever seen a buffalo lick buffalo ass?
	You ever seen a buffalo, like a male buffalo?
	No.
	It's crazy.
	They watch their face.
	They go at the end of it.
	And they lick.
	I'm not saying they go from the front to the back.
	Buffaloes.
	They're actual buffaloes.
	When the guys come, they go, and then they get this stunned face.
	And that's what I want to be in my life with my wife.
	I just want that face at the end.
	Yo.
	I mean, that's natural.
	And I'm going to tell you.
	It's not being like animalistic, but it's okay because you're married.
	Hey, look.
	Oh, it's true.
	No holds barred.
	When you're married.
	The marriage bed is undefiled.
	I want to say this.
	I want to be like a male buffalo.
	Go watch a male buffalo in mating season.
	It's the funniest shit.
	You see this face?
	You're like, bro, whatever you just experienced was ecstasy.
	I've never seen a buffalo open its mouth and just go and his eyes like roll back and you're like, dang, from a husk.
	Dang, bro.
	Bro, you got to chill, bro.
	You got to chill.
	You got to chill.
	All right.
	Let's keep watching.
	Let's keep watching this.
	Here we go.
	People at a women's march.
	One of those people was a woman named Angie who was kind enough to speak to me about the experience.
	But because I was kind of disarmed by him, basically.
	But it was a relatively short conversation, you know, maybe five minutes.
	And I could tell that we weren't necessarily 100% politically aligned, but I did not get the feeling that he was somebody who was, you know, I don't know, anything other than like a relatively immature kind of YouTube journalist.
	Angie is one of several people who were featured in this video, and she describes the experience of the backlash that followed her appearance there.
	Let's go full screen.
	Let's listen to this whole interview.
	Let's go full screen.
	We're just, you know, lots of rape threats, lots of anti-Semitism, lots of just overt racism, you know, the predictable kind of, you know, red scare kind of language about communists.
	Just, you know, the full spectrum of the ugliness of YouTube.
	At the time, just the contrast of the person-to-person conversation that we'd had and how it was cast and the viciousness of his audience was very, was really upsetting to me.
	The viciousness that somebody have an audience.
	I had like 800 subscribers when I made that video.
	I didn't have an audience.
	I wasn't into something that was so clearly designed to garner outrage.
	Angie, you know what I say?
	I'm considering this.
	What time is it right now?
	You know what I'd say?
	I'd say we should just, let's just leave it here on this video before we move on.
	And let's just for the next like five weeks, watch another 10 minutes of this on the live stream.
	Don't you agree with that?
	Yes.
	Like a little bit.
	Let's just keep it.
	Yeah, let's just bring in new people and watch this documentary as we go.
	I'm all for that.
	It's fascinating.
	I will say it is fascinating.
	It's pretty good, right?
	And like, they took the time to go find somebody that you interviewed when you had like 800 subscribers to find that person.
	Like, hey, it's commendable.
	I will say this.
	They're a big fan.
	We need to get sound bites from this, like, from Angie being like, he's just a new child soldier.
	I mean, subscriber.
	Thanks, bro.
	So weird.
	Samuel, dog, look at that.
	Dude, we're going back to like 2016 live streaming right now.
	But I will say, I will say that it's like, it's like the way I feel with this is, is it's going like, we need to have her seen like, I just thought he was like a half-rate YouTuber.
	And like, have this be like, dude, that should be the same thing.
	We don't have soundbites.
	Thank you for subscribing to a half-rate YouTuber from Angie.
	All right.
	We're moving on here.
	I'm going to go to my screen here.
	Before we talk about the terminal list and some of those things, which, of course, we're prepared for, I did want to bring up some stuff.
	I want to remind you that the 90s...
	Why do I have these notifications?
	Snooze.
	Okay.
	I want to remind you this.
	We have some advice from a 90s child show.
	And I'm calling them child show because kids don't exist anymore in the world.
	There's just children and there's no adults either.
	So the world is now just children.
	It's a child show because adults today are just into children's stuff.
	Watched a video where they were talking about how people actually are aging slower than they used to like in the 50s.
	Whenever you see somebody that in the 50s, when they were like in their teens, they look old because like, people age faster back then than they do now.
	So people are physically actually aging slower than they used to.
	So this yeah okay Madmen, helped shape my entire existence like I planned myself off of that world.
	Yeah, it's like no, but like, just like the stoic nature, smoke cigarettes, chain smoke cigarettes and have sex with your secretaries, your black secretary, while you're racist.
	Yes, that's like no, but that's right, but like that's.
	That's literally Mad Men in a nutshell.
	But what I meant is like no, I love the nature of like.
	There's very few shows where you see uh, like jokes, aside of this dichotomy of um, because shows don't do this anymore.
	Even when you do like, you ever notice this?
	If they do a show about like a movie or a show for men, they try to make it feminist, and if they do a feminist show for women, they do it interracial.
	So they work on making things gay and feminine for men and interracial for women.
	So that's like, that's where they go.
	I'm not, i'm saying that like, it's like you go to like an old, like uh, what's that show called?
	The one from uh, the Uk.
	I haven't seen a full episode.
	I watched a little bit with my wife and Abbey no um, I don't know, but like Bridgerton yeah Bridgerton yeah, like the the duke is like black.
	It's like oh, all those black dukes in the 1400s, but uh, but I meant like so they change it.
	So what i'm saying is, like genuinely, with Mad Men, is I really respect the fact that like, even though they tried to make men look sexist and women look like like the helpless, they did portray the ideal world.
	This is how, where I get clipped, the ideal world where men act like men and women act like women.
	I'm not, i'm not condoning the immorality or the different things they did, but it's like they just went to work.
	They went there to make money, they were competitive, they they made.
	They might have, you know, made some.
	You know, not all the men were bad, some were good, but like meaning, like they competed the women, not all the women were good, not all the women were bad, but like there were women in the workplace that were like slightly there and the wives needed to worry and there was like a competition.
	The wives raised the children and there was this like there were still problems.
	Who got divorced, people cheated, there was issues, but it like set this dynamic of a world where like work was to make money, not to complain about the air conditioning and it's a little cold.
	Let's go, let's.
	I can't.
	I can't with this.
	We need to start breathing louder.
	We're all dancing.
	No, but I meant like they created a world where you know like yeah again, work wasn't about like, oh, what were my work conditions and how were people?
	There was like he was like i'm in a fucking war, i'm a guy and I have needs, and they weren't Christian, didn't have any like values.
	They were like a little bit strange, but I liked.
	I liked the, the presentation of not like even the racism or the discrimination or the differences that was there.
	They were honest about it, like it wasn't racism.
	It's just that white and black people didn't work together ever and they never knew and they just there was issues like, but I liked it because it was real.
	We don't have shows like that anymore, like we don't even we don't have no like.
	I mean like dude, dude.
	They were doing a lot, like the Independent was doing a lot.
	Even what's the?
	What was the meth one?
	The guy who made meth with Brian Cranson?
	What was that called Breaking Bad?
	Yeah, like that was also like pretty cool story too, because that was like a chemistry teacher who's smart, who could literally Go against the government and make a shit ton of money going against the government and making meth, but he's stuck making $40,000 a year in his course room.
	That's the bad guy.
	But that's what's like, it's like he's screwed.
	He has knowledge, but he's screwed.
	Like, I love those shows where they were like, it's not that it was good who's making meth or good anti-hero story.
	Correct.
	I like that shit.
	Yeah, dude.
	Those are great stories.
	Whenever you see somebody that's like going against the curve, because it's like something you don't want to do because you don't want to be a bad person.
	But you like to see characters be bad.
	Yeah.
	Be bad, but ultimately good.
	Yeah.
	It's pretty epic.
	Like the Deadpool.
	Deadpool is one of my favorite anti-heroes for sure.
	Punisher.
	Dude, Punisher in Deadpool Season 2 was fantastic.
	Oh, yeah.
	Because it was like, yeah, he's doing all the things that you want to be able to do, but you can't do.
	So he doesn't.
	Terminal list is the same thing.
	It's an interesting segue to the Terminal List because I thought the whole time I was watching Terminal List, it was the Punisher, but it was set in a real world with a Navy SEAL.
	Like he was doing the things that you needed a Punisher character to do is like kill the bad guys, not be like boo-hoo crying about it.
	Do what needs to be done because he knows what's right.
	Yeah.
	And like that's what I loved about the Terminal List.
	Do you remember the scene in Punisher with the weightlifting and he just takes the weights and he just beats this shit?
	Oh gosh.
	Such a crazy scene.
	So good.
	I'm really sad that that's not gonna.
	It's not gonna come back, is it?
	No, that was signed with Netflix.
	I don't think so.
	They might try to bring him into the MCU in a different way, but it's not gonna be the same.
	That was so beautiful.
	Yeah.
	Those scenes were like with the Punisher were very powerful about how the daredevil, like how he saw fighting crime and how Punisher saw fighting crime.
	Like the scene on the rooftop where they're debating about I put them down and they stay down because I'm the Punisher.
	I put them down and you just put them in jail and they come back out and they continue to cause harm, but I put them down.
	Yeah.
	It's very interesting.
	Like, it's a thought experiment of how what is morality, what is justice, and what is putting down evil.
	Right.
	I want to say this before we jump into talking about terminal list, I want to talk about it a little bit, but also go to my screen here, Brian.
	You can send super chats, which we'll read at the end here to Elijah-Shafer on Venmo.
	You can also.
	What is that?
	Always make a point to talk about the funny.
	I'm like very young there.
	I haven't been around feminists long.
	2023.
	Yeah, it's probably like 22.
	This is like the profile picture of like, pay me or I'm going to kill you.
	Look.
	Yeah, that was like me without headphones, basically.
	Just like, my head's a lot thinner without headphones.
	It just puffs.
	There's something about it.
	Well, the headphones are like, hey, Tommy Yoki's gang, let's go.
	All right.
	That was Brian out of that.
	I don't know how long it's going to stay.
	I think it's kind of funny, though.
	I like it.
	It just comes in the middle and you have to dance.
	You have to dance.
	And I love how it says that, like, it gives a screen name and says they threw away money.
	Like, want to throw away some cash?
	Yeah.
	No, but there's the Adelijah Schaefer or Elijah at slightly offensive.com.
	It's just my name Elijah at slightlyoffensive.com on PayPal.
	You can always send super chats.
	We do read them at the end.
	Description.
	Before we get into that, I do want to remind you, I want to look at a couple things here, a couple stories.
	I did find this to be very true.
	Like, very, very, very, very true.
	Ryan Savedra from Daily Wire put this up today, and I thought this was excellent.
	Check this out.
	He's like, hi, it's me.
	Ukrainian flag profile.
	Anyway, here's the worst take you've ever seen.
	And I did, I just, I like that because it's like, it's flagging.
	It's the pronouns in bio, but for politics.
	Like, because like the pronouns.
	I think they both apply.
	Well, I was saying, yeah, pronouns are like, I understand what you think about culture, but not politics because it's like, yes, I mean, yes, sure, drag queens, and like, you're probably pro-abortion, you're probably pro-BLM, but I meant like politicking, like wars and economy, like traditional politics.
	Correct.
	This is the red flag that you're like, you're not going to have to.
	You're either a neocon or you're a libtard.
	You're like on, you're on one wrong side of the aisle.
	And it's so nice that you like, you warned me.
	It's like a black widow's red dot.
	You just warned me that you're a shitty person.
	Put it forward.
	I can just completely disregard your take.
	Just completely disregard your take.
	I don't care who I am.
	You don't care who I am.
	We're all in this together.
	I have a few more too that I wanted to bring up because I find it to be quite interesting.
	Where is this?
	Give me a second.
	Oh, let's talk about a couple other things too.
	Check this out.
	So, I don't know if you guys heard about this, but a study was finding that 42% of people with regular menstrual cycles said they bled more heavily than usual after the COVID vaccination.
	And good luck on finding tampons for 1149 in 2022.
	But I will say that apparently now this has come out that we were right.
	And by the way, most people I know had issues with their pregnancies and menstrual cycles, but it wasn't related to the vaccine.
	They just happened to have gotten the vaccine about a week before it started happening.
	I know a woman who was in menopause for years and her periods started again.
	Wow.
	She's an old woman.
	I remember reading about testimonies about how even women who were in the workspace or in office with another woman who had got vaccinated, they would actually have two periods in a month or have heavy, heavy flows every two weeks just from being around them.
	Because you know how the period, the menstrual cycles are actually Bluetooth with women.
	It's like sync up.
	Yeah.
	And like it's set, it's alleged that like the alpha basically of the women, you'll kind of adapt to their menstrual cycle.
	And it's like almost a form of unity in a way of like we're both nature is crazy.
	It's so crazy how all of this works.
	But yeah, there were testimonies and I know DC Draino did a posted all of them on him on his story about all of these women and their menstrual cycles getting really, really effed up.
	Once again, the regime's attack on women.
	It just, it's did you not see that, Garrett?
	Did you not see that today?
	No.
	Yeah, it came up.
	So before we talk about this, I want to play this clip from Good Morning America in 2021.
	Let me just remind you of what they were saying when we were talking about menstrual cycles being messed up on our show.
	I almost got a strike for it.
	Remember, this is what they were saying.
	Let's go ahead and let's listen to this.
	Vaccines and menstrual cycles, we've definitely talked about this.
	We sure have, you guys, and this is really spreading like wildlife.
	What are they right?
	What are they right?
	What are they writing?
	I think there's a lot of scientific or medical basis for this.
	Remember, in medicine, every time we talk about a study, a finding, what is the first thing we say?
	Big difference between association and causation.
	So, yes, women can get the vaccine and then experience changes in their menstrual cycle.
	That does not mean that one causes the other.
	And in fact, if you look at the biology of how these vaccines work, there is zero hormonal interaction.
	So please, let's put that to rest.
	Yes, this got a lot of attention because a school actually in Florida was telling teachers that they used cited this as a reason for not being vaccinated.
	Defies science.
	Always good to repeat.
	Thank you, Doc.
	Vaccines and menstrual.
	Thank you for giving me that download.
	That was real.
	Now I have the new download.
	I can go out and be a nice, upstanding NPC.
	The new patch, the new NPC patch.
	Yeah.
	Don't you love that, though?
	Is that it's like the conspiracy theorists of today are the prophets of tomorrow in terms of it's like, dude, I'm like, hey, man, look, all of us with the vaccines were, they're experimental injections, right?
	Let's just call them that.
	They're experimental injections.
	And we're all like, hey, this seems like problematic because number one, this technology of all the actual studies that were going on at the time, these weren't doing what they were trying to get them to do.
	We wouldn't talk about the COVID vaccine because the COVID vaccine, of course, is perfect.
	100%.
	It works all the time, every time.
	It does more than you knew.
	Like four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten times.
	It works every single time.
	It does, like, that's what I'm saying.
	It actually does more than prevent COVID.
	Exactly.
	Like, well, it doesn't prevent the infection.
	It's a savior.
	It's a prevent.
	You can pray to it.
	Yeah.
	And also, too, it'll change your menstrual cycle.
	That's fun.
	That's, oh, you can't control the blood.
	Just control it.
	Well, eventually, whenever this narrative gets out of control, they're going to say, okay, it's a heavy flow, but you have to do this because you have to protect life.
	And all of a sudden, the narrative is going to switch where it's going to go, this is your duty as a citizen of the United States to protect your Mimo and your Papa.
	You have to protect them.
	And so who cares if you bleed through your tampons and have two periods a week in case you're 75.
	It doesn't matter that you have a period.
	It's ridiculous.
	And eventually the truth will come out like it always does.
	And then they're going to have to switch the narrative.
	And they're going to say, don't worry, this six booster, if you get this one, it's going to fix your weird, heavy blood flow.
	Yeah.
	I'm sure.
	What's really annoying is like, I'm sick of being right all the time.
	It's like, yeah, every once in a while, I would like to be wrong.
	Every once in a while, I would like to be checked.
	And it's like, no, every single time, whenever it comes to this situation, I'm not going to be very specific because YouTube's very specific.
	I'm right every time.
	I'm just going to be hesitant every time.
	And it's correct every single fucking time.
	And it's like, can you guys be, could you guys make me wrong once?
	Just once.
	Please.
	Like, be like my wife.
	Make me wrong once.
	Make me wrong.
	Make me wrong.
	But incorrect.
	Please, please, just like be the wife for like one minute.
	But I think what's kind of crazy with the vaccine stuff, or at least their version of whatever a vaccine was as they redefined it, is that it's pretty remarkable because they fundamentally, you know, change their narrative so often.
	Like, and I have to respect them for this level of bullshit that they pervade of the world.
	Oh, man.
	It's masterful.
	Well, it's beautiful.
	Because I take notes in my own personal life.
	Man.
	Because it's like, oh, yeah, yeah.
	Money is becoming worthless.
	Elio says, Money is becoming worthless anyway.
	Throw it away into the show.
	It's like, it's becoming worth it.
	Your $5 is worth 26 cents.
	It's actually true.
	No, but I'll say, I think what's weird is that, you know, because they're not accountable to what they said yesterday, which I like, where it's like, hey, I thought you said that you were quitting your gambling addiction.
	It was like, oh, yeah, on Tuesday I was.
	Yeah, tomorrow.
	But it's only Wednesday.
	Well, yeah.
	I'm starting my diet tomorrow.
	Tonight I'm going to eat McDonald's.
	I'm going to eat Taco Bell.
	Pizza.
	Tomorrow is when I start the diet.
	Should I order some pizza?
	Literally, yes.
	Did you eat pizza?
	I have not eaten.
	Our diet starts tomorrow.
	I'm actually going to order pizza.
	In fact, it does start tomorrow.
	I feel like, let's see, let's see.
	Let me look this up right now.
	We're going to do a live Uber Eats.
	People get mad at you and use these services.
	Like, dude, I don't know where else to order pizza.
	You're giving people jobs.
	And in this economy, people need to have jobs.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Yeah.
	I love the power to make you dance I guess, I know, look, let's commit a crime and do Papa John's pizza.
	It'll come fast.
	I'd like Papa John's.
	Papa John's.
	I test of the trash pizzas.
	If you're gonna eat trash pizza, get Papa John's, I would say.
	Okay, now here's where we're gonna bring this in.
	So I do love pineapple and pizza.
	Fuck you.
	Fuck you.
	Man, pineapple does not belong on pizza.
	It is an acidic demon that, in fact, will kill you.
	If you eat too much pineapple and pizza, it will kill you.
	So we're definitely doing a the meat.
	The meats pizza.
	Okay.
	That's fine, right?
	Like all the meats, sausage, pepperoni.
	Fucking pineapple and pizza away from the pizza.
	All right.
	Are we doing original meats, thin meats, or a New York style meats pizza?
	What is the difference?
	New York is thin crust.
	Original is normal.
	Take it.
	And thin is micro.
	Which is also normal size.
	Okay.
	All right.
	So we're going to do that.
	Oh my gosh.
	Are we doing stuffed crust and cheese in the crust or no?
	Yes, please.
	I'm good with whatever.
	Let's go.
	Do you want more like a traditional guy?
	Okay, we'll do this pizza.
	We'll do regular crust, and then we'll do the other pizza stuffed crust.
	We'll throw you off.
	Compromise right there.
	It's a clean cut.
	Child soldier.
	I mean, subscriber.
	Thank you.
	Regular sauce, normal cheese.
	We want pizza sauce.
	And you can have a ranch sauce.
	When did this happen?
	You can add banana peppers?
	What the hell is going on here?
	This is too much.
	Banana peppers make sense with Papa John's.
	They always add a banana pepper.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	But let me see what else they have here.
	We also have, we're literally pizza on the chat.
	This is the funniest thing I've done in a while being retarded.
	Dude, now that we're not getting Hawaiian, there's a Tuscan six cheese.
	A barbecue chicken.
	Barbecue chicken?
	Or no?
	I'm okay with barbecue chicken.
	What about barbecue chicken?
	What about there's also, wait, wait, hold up.
	There's also fresh spinach and tomato alfredo, and there's also fiery buffalo chicken.
	Which one do you prefer?
	You let a pick of the guest.
	Fiery buffalo chicken.
	All right, we're doing fiery buffalo chicken.
	We're going to do a 16-inch fire.
	And then we're going to do cheese crust on this one.
	That's what I'm saying.
	The other one?
	All right, we're doing original.
	going to go full on well clean cut wait where's dude there's no options for freaking wait Wait, what?
	No way.
	You are here right now.
	This is the Saturday night stream.
	We're getting pizza.
	You're getting to see it live right here.
	We're drinking apple juice and water and eating pizza.
	Okay, we're doing three cheeses.
	I like how they get their super chat put on the screen.
	Brian controls what goes on the screen anyways.
	Okay, fine.
	Are we adding anything else to this?
	Want to add some banana peppers?
	Fine, yeah.
	Those are all in the box, so you can eat them.
	It's just what you want.
	Okay, fine.
	We're just adding it.
	All right.
	So I'm switching the meat lovers to cheese crust because we can't switch the buffalo chicken to cheese crust.
	That's fine.
	So we're going to have to.
	Oh, and I'm saving $5 while spending.
	I love how it's like, oh, your total is $36.
	It's like, plus $29 fee.
	Can we talk about the pizza?
	For extra fucking fees.
	Can we talk about the fees here, please?
	Can we talk about the fees?
	What is the fee to get breast milk on as a side?
	That's true.
	Are we doing breadsticks?
	What are we doing?
	Are we doing breadsticks?
	Are we doing cheese toast?
	What are you doing?
	Do we need that?
	Nah.
	It does not stop.
	All right, we're doing a little bit of, I'm ordering some pineapples on the side.
	Pineapples are coming on the side.
	First on the side.
	I will make a case.
	Bar on the side.
	Make the case.
	I ain't going to listen to you.
	I ain't going to listen to you.
	Make the case all you want.
	Listen to me.
	Stop.
	Here we go.
	Takes the headphones off.
	Gets out of the studio.
	Oh, no.
	No.
	You stop all you want.
	I ain't gonna listen.
	Stop I want to make a case here.
	I'm gonna make a case.
	I don't want to talk about something.
	There were times in life for those who were discriminated against, including black people, gay people, all of the important people today where they had dreams.
	I don't know.
	Let's say where they could have a riot in the streets, create pride, and run love, pull their cocks out in front of children.
	That's what they wanted.
	That's pride month, man.
	How about this?
	One day they could be on the national mall and have a dream that one day Detroit's crime record, though they make up 13% of the population, can make up 88.9% of the violent crime.
	I have a dream that I would both desecrate what is sacred and also commit a crime that cannot be stopped.
	And that is bringing acidity with a fruitiness to a carbohydrate.
	It's called pineapple on motherfucking pizza.
	And I'm going to tell you this because on this day forward, where I announce to the world that we will have pineapple on our pizza.
	I'm out of here.
	And even if the Canadians require vaccines and they are gay and cringe, you damn.
	They all put fruit on pizza.
	Sorry, I will tell you this He's gone.
	He's leaving.
	Come back over here.
	No, wait.
	He's going.
	All right.
	This is all anticlimactic now.
	That was my.
	Hold up.
	Let me get this back on.
	Yeah, that was a good speech.
	That was a good political speech.
	Like, you could definitely be a politician.
	Yeah, let me get that on.
	I like pineapple on pizza.
	I don't know if you can tell.
	It's actually my favorite pizza.
	People stop calling it Hawaiian just to get the haters off.
	Started calling it the sweet pig.
	You ever heard about that?
	Also known as my ex-husband.
	Pig?
	My ex-husband.
	Oh, yeah, the gunt, sweet pig.
	The sweet pig gunt.
	I heard that's the healthiest style of pig, actually.
	The gunt.
	Yeah.
	The gunt.
	Rage pig.
	I was married to a man.
	Someone even told me that I didn't realize you were married to a man.
	I was married to a man for a while.
	But we do have, we have meat pizzas coming.
	Oh, wait.
	I didn't even click order.
	We have meat pizzas coming.
	Here we go.
	Let's bring this in.
	And we're not wearing barbecue sauce.
	We're just going hard.
	Check out.
	Leave at the door.
	Priority, always order priorities: $2 to increase the time by two minutes.
	Let's go.
	I love how whenever you stood up, it looked like you were in your underwear.
	Yeah, I'm wearing my trunk still.
	It says, Dance, kids.
	You missed the make it ring.
	I don't know who's doing this, but I have to be really funny.
	Okay, we're going to keep going on this.
	Yeah, it's working.
	That's fine.
	I'll just hang out with you guys.
	Pizza's literally.
	The thing is, we have to keep the stream going until the pizza comes.
	Of course.
	Because we have to put the pizza on the stream.
	When we do it, we have to keep going until the pizza.
	It's supposed to be about 25 to 30 minutes, and then we'll be good.
	We'll start super chats about 20 minutes from now.
	Oh, I don't know.
	Wow.
	It's getting deprecating fast.
	If they tell us to dance, we're not going to dance.
	Yeah, that's the new rule.
	I don't know.
	Unless they give $20 or more.
	I don't know if I can stop myself.
	Yeah, it's like, yeah.
	It's like this thing until you say, dude, don't pull that out in the park.
	It's not a place for you, dude.
	Don't do that.
	Don't do it.
	That was apple juice.
	That was apple juice.
	Okay, let's go back.
	I did want to say this.
	So check this out.
	Also, some of the stuff that I see, take that off my screen.
	I don't know what that is.
	What is that?
	I don't know.
	Just take that off my screen.
	This is an ad.
	Let me bring something up real fast.
	I have a couple more things I want to bring up.
	So check this out.
	Speaking of COVID, Alex Berenson is back on Twitter.
	Kind of fun.
	I don't know what the point of this is, but he's back on Twitter.
	And so he was talking about Australia, which is very close to home.
	I'm trying to get back there in December.
	I wonder if they're going to.
	I'm trying to live in and out of Australia.
	It's really.
	It's like Hawaii, but the people aren't mad that you annexed their island and pretended it was a state of your country because it's not, and you had a queen and they pretend like they're just not your country.
	There's like a lot of animals and insects that are trying to kill you.
	Aboriginals, too.
	And Aboriginals, yeah.
	The Abbos.
	Although I feel like I kind of like, I can jive with the Abbott.
	The Abbos.
	Well, the Abbos have problems.
	You know, they are genuinely, they can't drink alcohol.
	Really?
	Yeah, they become violent.
	And so they have to, all the Aboriginal-based.
	I don't need alcohol to become violent.
	That's just called being epic.
	I'm kidding.
	That's like being 100% all the time.
	Yeah, it's like, that's, but no, but I meant a, no, but as a joke, is like, is like, no, they actually have to make all the Aboriginal communities dry communities.
	They have to outrun alcohol because they get really violent.
	They lack, I think they lack.
	I might be missing up or messing up here, but I think they might be missing the alcohol dehydrogenase.
	Is it like Native Americans?
	Like, I'm part Native American.
	He's everything.
	You can tell.
	Don't even ask me.
	Because I'm drinking all of this apple juice, and it's hitting me hard.
	It's hitting me hard to do that.
	A new child soldier.
	I mean, subscriber.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Rad Marvin.
	Thank you, Rad Marvin.
	So I wonder if it's a similar kind of thing.
	Like, they're not used to the alcohol and their body doesn't metabolize it.
	No.
	But yeah, they can't stop drinking.
	It's like they, I don't know what it is.
	Like, they just like they get really drunk and they get violent.
	That's what I'm saying.
	It's also known as a Scientologist in Hollywood.
	Okay, anyway.
	Tom Cruise.
	Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, y'all are great.
	Okay, but here we go.
	But I've only been drinking one beer this entire show.
	It's pretty, pretty remarkable.
	That's a Topo Chico.
	What are you talking about?
	No, it's beer-flavored Topo Chico.
	Oh, gross.
	Oh, that's like the worst kind of.
	It's Heinekopo.
	Heinekopo.
	Heinekopopo.
	It's Hine Capopo.
	I literally.
	Oh, they're preparing our order.
	Should be here within 25 minutes.
	Look at that.
	All right.
	Do we really need pizza?
	Am I wrong or am I right?
	You're right.
	And we have to sloppily eat it on the screen.
	In fact, I think you should ask the real question: do you ever not need pizza?
	That's true.
	I think the answer is no.
	No, the answer is 100% true.
	Okay.
	But I want to look at this.
	So check this out.
	So just to remind you guys, because the dark winter's coming and you can't go and you can't vote.
	But 95% of adults in Australia are vaccinated, like fully.
	I know that.
	My family's there.
	70% are boosted.
	Like, dude, how gay is that?
	You have to call something being boosted?
	Like, you know, it's stupid.
	It's vaccinated and boosted.
	They had to add an addendum.
	You see, I'm better than you.
	I'll tell you what.
	I have the liquids.
	I needed.
	I got the.
	My mommy said that I got the booster and I got it now.
	I care about people more than you do.
	I don't just want my grandma not to die.
	I want my grandma to fly.
	Please.
	Oh, man.
	It's like, seriously.
	So 70% are boosted.
	Fucking gay.
	But also, little natural immunity because of hard lockdown.
	I make their content.
	I don't.
	I'm like, I'm.
	Look at this.
	What would you do?
	I'm very unhinged.
	Like, I've never really thought what I say on the internet through very much.
	I never have.
	Even on Twitter, someone's like, you write a lot of dumb shit on Twitter.
	Yeah, I say a lot of dumb shit.
	Like, just hang out with me.
	I should call this podcast dumb shit with Elijah Schaefer.
	Yeah, I'm going to steal that.
	Yeah, dumb shit.
	But like, so they had lockdown said now having a huge, which, by the way, doesn't matter if it's huge or moderate or small, they all work, right?
	They all sizes of lockdowns.
	It's about the motion in the ocean, as Sarah Gonzalez said.
	Yeah, huge COVID wave that began in January, never let up, and appears headed for new peaks in hospitalizations.
	Let's look at some of these.
	Full substance.
	Really?
	Interesting.
	Let's look at Alex Branson.
	So more than 95% H16 over are fully vaccinated.
	So Australia is the first, almost fully gay nation.
	Wow.
	Wow.
	Congratulations.
	Can we get a round of applause just like you have a sound effect?
	Good job.
	Good job.
	So gay.
	So gay.
	And that gay is good.
	So 95% vaccinated.
	The most homosexual nation in the country, Australia.
	Congratulations, everybody.
	Oh, man.
	Okay.
	And you know, usually, you know, usually what's really nice, because Kez is gone on a trip right now, but usually when Kez is here, she literally just hands us topo chicos like as you need them, as you need pre-made topo chicos in whatever size.
	She just comes and you see her arm come across the screen and she just goes.
	Really?
	And you said that this is the first show that we have a topo tender.
	I'm so sad.
	We should call her the topo tender.
	That's the new thing.
	She's a topo tender.
	She's a TT, which you may or may not suck the TT topo tender for mommy's news.
	They do look like mommy pill.
	You know you do.
	You know you do.
	Dude, everyone acting like, I love it.
	Like, that's why I put up a meme up.
	People got offended by this.
	It's like a nine-year-old with glasses being like, and we should also ban porn and weed.
	And it was like, it was like, I saw that.
	Yeah.
	And I was like, oh, bass, dude, you're hating me.
	It's like, no, dude, I'm just pointing out the internet.
	It's like, you never know who's behind the counter.
	Like, you don't know who's actually serving you the comments.
	It could be like, and that's why, dude, this is the funniest shit.
	You want to hear some funny shit.
	It's all 12.
	So Cernovich is a good friend of mine.
	He's a mentor.
	And I really appreciate him as a person.
	And I like how he doesn't give a fuck.
	The funniest tweet I ever read, because he blocks people.
	You were seeing on Twitter.
	He's like, I just block people.
	And he was like, I'm adding, so he uploaded steak pictures.
	And somebody talks shit.
	And he goes, I'm adding you to my block list for people who criticize my steak crust.
	And that's the most legit thing I've ever seen on the internet.
	You have a block list for people who criticize your steak crust?
	That's an echo chip.
	What kind of steak crust did he have, though?
	No, because I need to know.
	No, because this is the next segment that I want to get into.
	Context or else you're going to get blocked.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	We have to go through this segment, which is called Don't Shit on My Steak, which is literally...
	So last night we had a barbecue.
	Before you...
	Before you...
	Before we do this.
	Yes.
	How do you take your steak?
	Medium rare.
	Yes, sir.
	Right.
	That's the medium rare.
	Okay.
	Correct answers.
	He just said medium rare because I said it.
	We'll see.
	So go to my screen real quick, Brian.
	So I was joking.
	I put up some pictures of my steak.
	So I started fucking with people.
	Like somebody put their raw steaks up and I was like, so now you think all steaks should be well done?
	Because you know, no matter what, as a man, if you put your steak cooking up, somebody has a problem with that.
	Yeah, it needs to be a good thing.
	It's either too well done or it's mooing.
	And those are the gayest comments of like, oh, nice to see you cooking rubber.
	Or like, hey, I heard that cow through the screen.
	What's up?
	I'm just glad that you're eating fucking meat.
	Yes.
	If you're eating vegetables only, I got a problem with you, man.
	I got a problem with you, Adam.
	No, I do too.
	Adam was a little sus.
	So people were talking shit on me, and the Telegram memers totally, totally won.
	Look at this.
	It totally won.
	They got me here.
	That's so nice.
	That's a real picture of me earlier this night.
	I know.
	That's real.
	Mega Chad.
	Do you know it's real?
	Giga Chad, bro.
	That's real.
	Hardly.
	Oh.
	Look at that.
	Look at that.
	The resemblance is uncanny.
	It's true.
	Take it off my screen real fast.
	I got to find the tweets.
	So I did a barbecue last night, and I want to remind you that people...
	I wasn't invited, that's okay.
	I want to tell you this.
	You're invited to every barbecue.
	Dude, I literally was thinking who could have invited, and I didn't even think about you.
	Dude, I'm going to tell you this.
	There is something called, so your most unhinged friend at any party will ruin your day through this new advertising campaign, which turns barbecues into barbecue days because you feel it for two days.
	It's called a round of shots.
	So it's your friend that says, hey, let's take some shots.
	And then it ruined, not well, of apple juice.
	I mean, it ruins your life.
	It ruins your life.
	Okay, I'm almost there.
	I'm almost there.
	Okay.
	So I am like a very, very, very nice guy.
	Put this picture up.
	Ready for this?
	Wife is out of town, so the boys got together and doing it right.
	So good to have a great community.
	The boys are doing White Boy Summer Right.
	And they put this picture up.
	Okay, fine.
	Nobody's ever heard of low light or grill marks.
	No one's ever heard of this.
	What?
	So the comments are like, oh, Daniel, gay, was like, who got drunk and forgot to tend the grill?
	Okay.
	How many white claws y'all been through?
	This is disrespectful, huh?
	Have it your way.
	Have some grill marks.
	Oh, no, Elijah.
	Those are well done.
	Those are well.
	Come on.
	I really hope those are medium rare.
	Those look suspiciously dark.
	I want to see the inside.
	Chris, you cook the shit out of it.
	Those steaks are way too overdone.
	This is what the streams come down to.
	We're talking about people's comments on my steaks.
	Fellowship is greater than community.
	Dude, it's like they can't even enjoy the night with the boys.
	It's true, though.
	Fellowship is better than community.
	Fellowship is better than community.
	When you're married, you don't really have community.
	You just have fellowship.
	Community is a communist word, and fellowship is a right word that you should use because it's multiple.
	Multiple meaning.
	fellowship you get together so you get together as a as a fellowship You hang out together in fellowship of God and his creation.
	And you don't have a community.
	Because a community, there's something communist about it.
	You get together and you fight against the power.
	Fuck that.
	You get together and you have fellowship together and you make steaks.
	Medium well.
	No, no, no.
	Look at that.
	Add a boy.
	Are those pretty cut?
	Well done.
	Take it.
	I like Evelyn Rare.
	Evelyn Ray kind of came in.
	I was like, oh, waiting for the food connoisseurs to infiltrate the chat.
	And I love it because Evelyn Ray is such a wonderful woman.
	She's so lovely.
	Looks a little too well done.
	Well, you can keep on my screen.
	Okay.
	I went ahead and cut the steaks open after letting them sit for about 15 or 20 minutes.
	And I said this, ready?
	But before I did it, I wrote this.
	Lol, every time you reverse sear a steak, so no one knows what reverse searing is, apparently, with a proper sous vide method.
	All the grillers tell you that it's wrong.
	While you cry on your bed, I'm in a nice home with lovely people enjoying juicy medium rare steak cooked and seasoned perfectly.
	Enjoy your suckfest, bitches.
	That's the energy we need to bring to 2022.
	That's right.
	It's like, oh, I'm sorry.
	You're complaining.
	You can't even cook on a grill because you live in New York in an apartment, you bitch.
	But here's the deal.
	Here's the deal.
	We cut in.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	Sorry, but that is how you, that is, look at the perfect seer on the outside, right?
	Everybody in the chat right now, this is how you make steak, all right?
	Because inside the steak, it is completely pure, all right?
	Hot red.
	It's hot red.
	Kimmy, yo, go, go, go, go, full screen, Garrett.
	Go, go, full screen.
	You don't get any bacteria on the inside of a steak.
	All you have to do, all you have to do to be a real fucking man is sear the outside.
	The top, the bottom, the sides.
	That's all you got to do.
	You sear the outside, and inside, it's crusty.
	Beautiful, warm.
	Bread meat like a fucking man.
	And it's jello and it just melts in the mouth.
	And then the fats in there, they just jellofy inside.
	That's the way you make a steak.
	That's the only way.
	And let's give some shout-outs.
	I love the men.
	Check this out.
	Like, Bipolar said, Philly cheese steak stuff, zucchini.
	Guess what I said to him?
	Cool.
	That's awesome.
	Also, Tiger Man made some steaks.
	Good for you, buddy.
	Good for fucking you.
	You made your steaks.
	Let's see what people had to say.
	Let's see what they had to say.
	Dude, this is like guy content.
	We got to get back to just talking about steaks.
	That's it.
	That's right.
	Like, politics is gay.
	Let's talk about steaks.
	Oh, hell yeah.
	I've never tasted rare or medium rare meat.
	Okay, so you haven't lived.
	You know the direct way to my heart.
	Caitlin, watch out.
	Kez is going to kill you.
	I swear you do.
	Just a little bit pink for me.
	Hey, the pink is always good.
	It's the stink you have to worry about.
	A plus on cooking, C minus on presentation.
	Bitch, what do you do?
	This is a restaurant.
	What are you talking about?
	My salt bay.
	What are the juices, dude?
	The juice is coming off.
	All I would want on there is like a little bit of lobster butter, like right on top of it.
	Oh, yeah, like truffle butter, too, maybe.
	Hell yeah, dude.
	And that's what we said at this date.
	This is the dude.
	Okay, wait, hold up.
	And your wife and kids are welcome to come.
	I'm going to invite you to my next barbecue.
	Because Kez would love to meet your wife.
	Why have we not.
	Why is that?
	Why have we not?
	Why have we not?
	We should make that happen.
	And make that happen.
	We get together.
	And guess what?
	Guess what?
	Guess what?
	Much like steak.
	No, no, listen.
	LD, so basically, grandpa, because he's a bunch of grandkids now.
	Grandpa's here to help look out for the kids.
	We don't have grandpa here to help watch the kids in the house, put on movies for them, hang out.
	We have wife, wife, and then we have apple juice drinkers.
	We can make it.
	And you know, do you have a pool at your house?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Okay.
	Do you know we have a big water slide here?
	Not in the back, but we have the community pool.
	It's three pools tiered with waterfalls and a water slide.
	What kid doesn't want a giant water slide?
	Done deal.
	I mean, are we doing it?
	We're doing it.
	All right.
	A date.
	Okay, so let's go back to steak.
	Okay, so here's the thing.
	So I upload this to everyone's like, oh, you put a.
	People are so gay.
	Like, oh, you put a filter on this.
	You put a filter.
	You put a filter.
	That doesn't change the amount of deliciousness inside of that steak.
	You can't filter in beautiful blood-soaked meat.
	And everyone's like, oh, you didn't let it sit.
	Dude, if you have a real juicy steak, it'll still bleed.
	You don't want to let it sit.
	You want to have it right on the street.
	No, I said like 10 or 15 a minute, but oh, I had like five pieces between.
	But I mean, I'm letting it sit so it stayed together before I even cut it open.
	But here's the deal: haters don't even get advanced cooking.
	So let's talk about sous videing for a second, like being a sous video.
	Souve's awesome.
	It's sort of like a poaching.
	And that's why I said, look at this.
	This is my energy.
	Don't get on the floor.
	Love how people who suck at cooking steak suddenly become experts.
	Bro, I'm having a good night with close friends while you're mad at your microwave mac and cheese isn't sitting well.
	While you're crying, how their men aren't the salt bay you watched on TikTok grow up, and then I responded with, I'm vegan.
	Let's go!
	Total energy!
	All right, that's the way you make food, okay?
	That's how you cook meat.
	By the way, that's how the cavemen did it.
	That's how our fathers did it, that's how our grandfathers did it, and that's how we do it.
	And I want to say this: not all super chats show up on screen, but we will read them.
	We do it.
	By the way, it's Friday.
	If you ever want your super chat to really show, you have to ask Brian.
	Say, Brian, put it on the screen.
	Because, dude, not very many right-wing creators put the super chats on their screen.
	But we decided this is not technically.
	Like, right?
	No!
	I take my steaks with pineapple.
	No.
	I would do that.
	What?
	What?
	You said I'd take my steaks?
	I would grab the pre-cut rings of pineapple.
	I would put it on my.
	This is tasty.
	And then I would slide it on to steak from beef to beef.
	Okay, that's the difference.
	Jim B. My problem with pineapple on pizza.
	Exactly.
	It infects the entire pizza.
	All right.
	It doesn't make just the area that it's in.
	It makes the entire pizza acidic and disgusting and sweet.
	I'm savory, savory, all right?
	Savory on savory.
	Savory on savory.
	I'm no sweet.
	No sweet at all.
	Why?
	But if you do it on a kebab, that's okay because you're kind of like isolating the tastes.
	And as you go through the kebab, you're getting different tastes.
	But like on pizza, it's ruining the whole pizza.
	It's ruining it.
	Dude, I'll say this, though.
	Look at this.
	So I love creating, like, people don't realize my whole life shit posting.
	So I created thick llama out of steak.
	I'm like, imagine being bitter, especially over steak.
	Like, it's like a real thing.
	And then I had to clarify.
	Like, people talking about other people or things.
	And then I said, ready for this?
	This was my favorite thing.
	And I had to clarify.
	I'm not actually vegan.
	And people thought I was vegan.
	So it actually happened.
	What is this?
	Oh, is this?
	I like this because it looks like a vibrator.
	It's like a vibrator.
	Jeez, Louise.
	No, but I like this.
	So a sous vide, if you don't know what a sous vide is, then you're fucking up your life because I got to say, it's probably the best way I know of currently other than maybe a skillet with legitimate with like rosemary or thyme and butter.
	Like that, that takes a little more attention.
	But the fact that you can reverse sear, so you can literally cook the steak to the exact temperature.
	And then, by the way, you guys are going to crucify me, but I was taught this by Flecka's talks.
	Do you know what you do after a sous vide?
	And Cernovich taught me this too.
	Light mayonnaise on the outside.
	It creates a crispy crust on there because it's soft.
	So you mix all the rest of your spices with mayonnaise, and then it burns.
	And it creates a huge flame in the grill.
	It goes, and the flame comes up, and you get a crispy sear on the outside, and it all like burns off, but it becomes a crusty sear on the outside.
	But a light mayonnaise, you don't have too many, like too much thickness, light mayo, just and rub it with the gloves all over the outside, and it's crunchy.
	That's why grilled cheese.
	Instead of using butter, you use mayonnaise.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you use mayonnaise instead of butter on the outside, and then you sear it both sides, and then you've got a fucking great grilled cheese.
	It's like, by the way, if you ever see this in your girlfriend's house, look at my screen.
	Run.
	She does know how to work with beef, but it's not the kind you're thinking.
	Is that in the trash?
	I think it's a basket.
	Sous video are expensive.
	I will say this, but if you don't know how to sous vide, you literally need to figure this out because it's so freaking good.
	So I want to know in the chat what you guys think about what is your favorite thing.
	Let's go a little bit back to the terminal list a little bit.
	Clearly, we're hungry.
	No, dude, we are so hungry.
	It's heading our way.
	It'll be here in five minutes.
	I meant like a 9.5.
	A hungry?
	I'm so fucking hungry.
	Yeah, me too.
	I'm just delaying shit to make it work.
	I'm just pretending.
	I'm going to go to some of the super chat things.
	Okay, guys.
	Let's talk about this.
	I'm going to go to our main way as well.
	log in oh because i i thought that was the username Log in.
	No, because it says, I have it here.
	Don't, don't, don't, don't.
	Don't pull up my screen.
	Do not pull my screen.
	I don't want people looking at my freaking Venmo here.
	Hold up.
	Yeah, someone said Elijah's quarter gay.
	I said, no, I'm fully.
	Here we go.
	100%.
	Four quarters.
	All right, so I have a question.
	Don't put on my screen.
	I just want to read this.
	To Elijah, Leo Jr., and mostly why AR-15s or AKM, which do you all prefer and why?
	Dude, I have such a nice AR.
	Like, I have a really nice custom AR.
	can't deny it's like it's like can't deny it It's like wondering, is trans pussy or real pussy better?
	I don't know.
	I just, the real one works, so why move?
	You know, I would go with like fake pussy.
	Right.
	I would go with 100%.
	But I wouldn't deny if you told me it was like the same thing.
	I agree.
	But why would you go away from AR?
	Yeah.
	AR-15?
	No, but someone might say, given pussy, I would go for that 100%.
	So that means AR-15, 100%.
	Yep.
	Dalton Miller said, Elijah, you talked about your struggle with drugs and you got clean.
	Okay, this is a clarification.
	I didn't like struggle with, I wasn't addicted to drugs.
	I just used a party a lot more.
	And I've still done drugs as an adult.
	Like, I've talked about doing shrooms and things like that.
	There's a difference between letting drugs control your life and controlling drugs.
	Like, I've done Coke in Vegas or different things like that before, and that doesn't matter to me.
	That's the difference.
	Like, I don't, like, I've done things, but I'm trying not to.
	And, like, I don't do drugs.
	It's not like a normal part, but I've done, like, I did Coke in Vegas, like, you know, a little while back or like last year, but like, I've done that before.
	But I also think like last week.
	Yeah.
	You know, like, like, like, three days ago.
	No, but like, meaning, like, meaning, like, I didn't, like, have this addiction.
	But they said, thanks for that.
	I've struggled with drugs too.
	And knowing that you've gone through that and where you are helped me at Laughing with the Clown World that helps you.
	It's like, yeah, no, but I also agree too.
	It's like, I did get dangerous when I was a teenager.
	I did abuse drugs, meaning like I actually did a lot of ecstasy and I would get into, like, I got hospitalized a couple times and I did a couple things where I was like being crazy.
	Yeah.
	But I meant like I try not to do, you know, I'm like, I'm on this new kick where I'm trying to like work on my faith and I'm trying to straight in.
	No, well, no, but no, no, but I'm seeking God again.
	I'm seeking God where I'm like, I know my faith is real and I'm seeking God again.
	If you're in a position, and I'm not going to say it's like your specific makeup yourself, because anybody can be different things.
	But I'm going to say like your specific situation, you can be inclined to go deeper into these situations.
	And you can control it if you're in a better place.
	But if you're not in that better place, then it can take control of you.
	Take control 100%.
	The Bible says no temptation is overtaking you except such as common to man, but God is faithful who will not allow you to be tempted beyond what you are able.
	So bam, dude.
	Yeah, baby.
	So like with these things, you have to make sure that these temptations aren't taking control of you.
	And if they do, then God is faithful and he'll be able to take you out of that.
	You just have to repent and pray and make sure that you're walking in sober-mindedness.
	And people think that sober-mindedness is not doing substance.
	No, sober-mindedness is an outlook on life that reflects a true balance.
	That's what it means in the Bible.
	So if you're sober-minded, you're-I feel so like, I needed to be in the word a lot more.
	And like, you're on point, dude.
	Like, that is on point 100%.
	It's not about not doing anything.
	It's about controlling yourself and your reality and how you interact with things in the real world.
	It's like moderation.
	It says it like, how many times in the Bible does it say that?
	Like, it's, you, you can take in wine, but it's in moderation.
	It's like not being controlled by the substance.
	It's being, being mindful and controlling it and doing it in the right situations and being in fellowship.
	Like right now, I'm in fellowship with you guys.
	You know, like we're, we're having conversations.
	We're talking about the word.
	We're having fellowship.
	And it's like, that's a great thing.
	And being completely out of control, that's a completely different thing.
	Right.
	Well, yeah.
	And I decided, like, it's like, it's like, for instance, like, I've gotten caught up in moments.
	That's why I do this whole like pretend you're holier than people type of thing.
	It's like I've gone to things and I've done things that I'm not proud of throughout my entire life.
	Right.
	Like I've like, because there was a time in my life, by the way, where I did, like when I was about 18, I'm not going to say who, but like some people I knew were really into doing this kind of stuff.
	And I used to do a lot of it.
	And I was really into it and I was able to kick it and get off of it.
	And then I've made mistakes.
	Like people always talk about their life like they've left things.
	So now I've decided in my life, I'm going to try to like be and stick more to what I, what I want to believe or who I want to be.
	So I've created a new journey that I'm on.
	But like I'm not a weird out.
	Like I, there's no, like you can't, you can't, um you can't fool me.
	You can't trick me.
	You can't say things like, oh, you know, I'm going to say this about this person.
	This.
	It's like, dude, I own everything in my life.
	I own it up front, and I'm very cool about that.
	It's like, I'm on a journey of discovery, and I'm figuring this out.
	And I'm a real man, and I make real mistakes in my life, but those mistakes are not necessarily bad.
	It's just like, but what I mean this is like, dude, like, I don't, I don't like people like, oh, hey, you can't come on a fat people.
	You were recently overweight.
	And I go, yeah, I literally admit that.
	I'm like, yeah, I was eating too much.
	I was disgusting.
	And I'm figuring it out.
	And like right now, it's like when my mom died, you know, it's like I went on like a little bit of like a partying lifestyle and like, you know, just had lived my life.
	And, you know, I've been like coming to a good centered place with God where I'm like, I don't need to do that anymore.
	I don't need to.
	I don't need to.
	I don't need that.
	I don't need to have these parts of my life.
	And also, I can, you know, create a constancy and a sort of a, like, even when I met my wife, like, she didn't even read her Bible.
	Like, we, when we met, like, and now she reads her Bible every day.
	Now she gets up every morning, Kez does, and she reads her Bible and she seeks God and she looks out for God.
	Like, you can grow.
	You can change.
	You can develop.
	You can become somebody you want to be.
	And you don't have to listen to all these haters and losers and people out there that are trying to hold you down.
	Just be on your own journey.
	It's a crab in the bucket.
	It's the crab in the bucket thing.
	Oh.
	It's the crab in the bucket thing where it's where it's people that are, they are down on their luck.
	They're in a bad spot.
	And they want you to be in that bad spot.
	Yeah.
	You know, they want you to not be in a better spot than they are.
	So they pull you down into the bucket.
	So it's like, it's like what you were just saying.
	You were just saying like, I acknowledge that we are bad.
	That's the difference between somebody that is like, we are always good at all times and somebody that is just like, no, I'm bad.
	So can you go?
	I wish I could be better.
	Can you grab the pizza and ranch for it?
	Oh, is it here?
	Please, he's going to grab it.
	It's trouble.
	Can you just grab some paper plates, the thing, and some ranch, please?
	Like, please.
	Okay, I'm going to keep reading some of these.
	No, but I find it quite funny because it's like, it's like, like, I don't, I'm not, I'm just not really ashamed of my life.
	Like, I don't feel weird about it.
	Like, I don't, I don't feel like I have to pretend to be something I'm not.
	And people don't like that.
	You know, there's a, there's a good point.
	They don't make hit pieces on it.
	Well, they don't make hit pieces.
	They don't like that.
	Like, he is a, he's a ridiculous right-wing extremist.
	It's like, no, all I do is post what I believe at the time and maybe change over time because just chill out.
	Figure out.
	Like, chill out, bitch.
	Chill out.
	All right.
	Chill out.
	Lauren H said, can I audition to replace?
	Okay, well, I cannot read that, but Lauren, you can audition to replace people.
	Yes, maybe.
	Was it me?
	No.
	It's God's money anyways.
	Christ Winsley said, and also someone sent me a milk emoji.
	No, but I meant it's like, even if you know what's right, you still like, you know how to be, like, we all, like, I love these health experts.
	We all know how to be as healthy as possible.
	We all know how to lose weight and cut pounds and be the healthiest people possible.
	We all get that, but we're not because we don't always practice it.
	So it's like, for me, it's like, you know, I'm an LA kid.
	I grew up in LA.
	I'm from LA and I'm very much, that's who I am.
	Sure.
	Bona fide, dude.
	I was bona fide gay.
	I was married to a man for the last four months.
	Okay.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Remember that?
	Yes, I remember that.
	Yeah, that's literally the definition of a homosexual.
	I was married to a man.
	But what I meant is like, is it, so then what, you're going to kill me for trying to do better?
	For trying to like, for trying to like improve my life?
	No.
	And I'm not with that.
	It's like, but the reason why I talk about, you can just come in the street.
	The reason why he's serving, at this point he's...
	There you go, dude.
	It's right here.
	That's what I was going to say earlier.
	It's a mistake.
	The difference between them and us is that you will come out and say crazy shit that's right off the top of your mind.
	That's what you believe at the time.
	And you acknowledge that you are fallible, that you can make wrong assessments of reality, and you're okay with that.
	And they are not.
	They come out saying they know everything.
	They know how reality works.
	They can judge you for the way that you act.
	But really, all you're acting is you at the moment.
	And how reality works and how humanity works is you grow over time.
	You learn new things.
	You learn how reality works.
	And that's the difference is that they can't.
	They are stuck in how they believe.
	And that's the only way they can believe.
	And if they believe anything other than that, if they get any new information outside of that, they're a heretic.
	Right.
	And you are by proxy.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Papa John is sponsoring the show.
	I will say this, though.
	Big Papa.
	People say, what is this show about again?
	This is a Saturday live stream.
	It's not about anything.
	It's not about anything.
	This is like literally, it's not a show.
	It's just Saturday live.
	Look at that.
	Go to screen.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Oh, man.
	Just give me both.
	One of each with some ranch.
	I'm down.
	Meat lovers, dog.
	I'm saying, like, this is...
	Dude, these are not...
	This is not a show on Saturdays.
	This is just fun.
	You should not be eating this.
	Why?
	I know.
	I know.
	Just enjoy the Saturday for the boys.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	Just enjoy it.
	I will say this, though.
	Most importantly, is that someone said that I am not addicted.
	I don't use drugs anymore, but I am addicted to punching my tongue in a nice, a nice, wet fart box.
	Okay, we're not reading these anymore.
	All right.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	It's like, seriously.
	To each their own.
	Yeah.
	To each their own.
	Okay.
	Let me sign here.
	I'm going to read some of these other super chats.
	Give me a second here.
	So when it comes to the, we have a few more.
	Let's go ahead and let's read these.
	Give me a second here.
	Okay.
	So we have one on Venmo here from Life Oakland.
	Said, Elijah, where is the love for Dickless Michael?
	Who's Dickless Michael?
	It's okay if you're eating.
	You don't have to answer.
	Meghana Doyle for not making content.
	And this is from Life Oakland as well.
	I know he's out there waiting, finger on the mouse, ready to hit the upload, but doesn't want because, no, he's actually out there.
	Listen, sick bastard.
	I hope he gets off all our hopes.
	No, he's writing content in my living room.
	Zach Walsh said, here's some shekels so that Josiah can have pizza.
	Thank you.
	Zach Walsh also said, here's $10 Josiah can have pizza as well.
	Austin Bass said, not intended to deprecate.
	As long as you don't defecate.
	Look at this.
	What do we got here?
	Want to do a pizza review?
	We need a...
	What is this?
	We have some napkins, I think.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, fuck.
	Okay.
	There's nothing on this list.
	Let me try this.
	Here we go.
	I get some pizza splooge on me.
	Hmm.
	What do you think?
	Well, the meat is off.
	I hope you don't love meat.
	Hold up.
	One out of ten.
	One out of ten.
	I mean, I like it.
	But I mean, I'm already pretty apple-juiced up, if you know what I mean.
	Oh, yeah, I'm going to take one more bite, and I'm going to tell you what it is.
	Here it goes, ready?
	S-A-M-S-R.
	Okay, S-S-A-S-L-R-A-R.
	Let's talk about this.
	So we have a pizza.
	Hell yeah.
	So we have pizza with a pizza with its meat lovers.
	Thank you.
	And nobody loves meat more than Quarter Black.
	Of course.
	Are we doing any Samar?
	Yes.
	Yes, we are.
	Live eating pizza with Garrett Elijah.
	I love you, Elijah.
	Someone said, what is this stream?
	I don't know.
	I'm looking like me some I'm only finishing one piece.
	I'm only finishing one piece.
	So I was like, what the fuck are we all doing?
	Just chill out for a second.
	We're coming back.
	Hey, cut to my screen.
	Yes.
	What the fuck are we doing?
	That's the show.
	100 dude you got to learn how to just live in the living them holy is is a This crust has cheese in it.
	Yeah.
	This crust has cheese in it.
	Wonderful.
	A new child soldier.
	I mean, subscriber.
	What?
	Mmm.
	We literally bought pizza with your super chats and ate it on screen.
	That's one of those epic things.
	Like, I don't have anything to prove to anyone.
	No, but that's what I was saying, like, with the things.
	All I'm hoping is the show is always just a real person being real.
	And I did the streams because we could not be doing this in Blaze TV Studios.
	That's why I'm in my house.
	You guys don't realize why I built a studio in my house.
	Blaze would not be cool with us streaming this in this studio.
	Drinking apple juice and eating pizza.
	Drinking apple juice right out of the bottle.
	Let me go to.
	This is not advised.
	Okay, we got more here.
	And Laf Opeland also said, eat the fucking pizza, you dirty, dickless Michael Dunton.
	That's right.
	Damn.
	What's his communal backup for self?
	Believe it.
	They know what's up.
	All right, let's go to PayPal and then we'll go to our other main link here for super chats.
	I may have to just take a nap on your couch.
	Oh, yeah, you're here.
	A new child soldier.
	I mean, subscriber.
	Okay, here we go.
	I got to open this.
	Dude, listen, I wish it was easier to read super chats, but it's not because these freaking bastards took our money away for reporting on January 6th.
	Okay.
	We do literally do have people that came in here, though.
	Okay.
	We have so many good people on PayPal.
	Here we go.
	Let me go down.
	That's like July 16th.
	Okay, here we are.
	Go ahead.
	We have a lot.
	No, we have, we have, dude.
	Oh my gosh, hold up.
	Shit, July 15th.
	One of my favorite things about having a YouTube channel is like, it's really, my YouTube channel is all about just me and hanging out and not being like a produced fucking show.
	And like, right.
	I've been in that kind of sphere.
	And I know you guys have.
	I love just being real.
	And like, everybody knows what real is.
	It's eating pizza.
	It's hanging out.
	It's being apple juiced.
	It's being like, you know, being stupid.
	Yeah.
	And like, that's what I love about my channel and the people that hang out on my channel is like, let's just like relax.
	Let's not worry about all these stupid, superficial crap.
	Let's just hang out and get drunk and play Doom or on Topo Chico on Tupochico.
	Exactly.
	Dude, I'll come on one of your streams too.
	Dude, you should.
	That's why I want to.
	All right, here we go.
	We're starting here.
	So we got a lot of super chats, too.
	People didn't say anything.
	Let's go, dude.
	Remember, if you send a super chat on PayPal or Venvo, write a note so I can read it.
	Yeah.
	kevin avenian said love the show and we also have these people not none of those sent a what Thank you.
	I'm going to just read their names, even though they didn't send anything.
	Like, whatever.
	We have Lauren Hayden sent 48 cents.
	You'll see a shout out.
	Jaime Hernandez sent a super chat.
	Alex McCahan, Artur Fedochenko, Benjamin Tomsky, Lloyd Horror, Justin Bushikic, Luis Perez, Gordon Bland.
	Thank you.
	Brian Howard sent some stuff as well.
	Hami Hernandez.
	Thank you so much.
	Brian Howard is back in the chat.
	Send a note.
	Brian, please send a note.
	Matthew Withers, Natalie Jensen, Christopher Culecci, Tony Bowers also sent some money.
	Great.
	Joseph Kent, thank you.
	Benjamin Colson, thank you.
	You guys should remember to write a note in the notes section so I can read it.
	I can read it out.
	Maybe you meant to, but it's not showing up on my end.
	Like, I'm looking at this and I do not see.
	Now we have Streamlabs, so you can just go hit that link.
	Yeah.
	And it'll be.
	No, I will.
	You know what?
	You know what it is?
	You know what it is?
	We can respond to it.
	Wait, hold up.
	These are all.
	Wait, hold up.
	Finally, caught the live show.
	Add messages.
	Wait, that's the thing.
	They're all streamlabs.
	Let me go into Stream Labs and read them.
	That's what it is.
	I'm retarded.
	They're literally Streamlabs.
	Oh, I'm not.
	It's not you guys.
	It's not you guys.
	It's Elijah.
	Yeah, it's me.
	I'm retarded.
	Thank you.
	Let me go in there and read them now.
	Continue with YouTube.
	Apparently, I said you do not need pizza.
	Incorrect.
	This is an incorrect statement.
	I did not mean to say that.
	You do need pizza in moderation.
	So true with the boys.
	In fellowship.
	In fellowship.
	There you go.
	That's right.
	I just want to say, I used to watch.
	I used to watch Louder with Crowder every single day.
	And I would have never thought that I would be live streaming poor black dude.
	And that's so amazing.
	And everybody thinks I'm 16.
	I'm 19 years old, but dreams come true.
	And this is so epic.
	Like, it's so legendary to be here right now.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	That's crazy.
	That's crazy, dog.
	That's crazy.
	Yeah.
	Seriously.
	Because I was the same way.
	I used to watch it all the time.
	And then I was part of the show.
	And it was really like kind of a crazy thing to be.
	I've always felt like I was part of the audience that happened to be in the show.
	Wow.
	You know, that happened to be the guy in the show being able to switch between Gerald and Steven and whatnot.
	So it's crazy that you would count me a part of the team.
	100%.
	And if you're the audience, yes, sir.
	I was the audience advocate.
	That was me.
	That's me too, bro.
	Because I started an account just no context shaper.
	And I would just take Elijah, you know, eating pizza out of context and post it for the fan base.
	And then it amounted into kind of this producer gig after Saab decided to go report.
	And so the spot opened up and he was like, I want you here.
	So it was, it's crazy how it happened.
	And God enters into all things for his good.
	And Elijah calls me the kid producer who just adds scripture into the script.
	I'm like, hell yeah.
	That's me.
	You're on point.
	Praise God.
	You're on point, dude.
	You're on point.
	Not joking around.
	Like, you were able to pull that scripture out and be on topic and make a lot of sense.
	So it's great that you're here.
	Let's go.
	We are here.
	Yeah.
	We are here.
	Yeah, dude.
	Not everyone's so happy, but I will say, I'm looking.
	I'm looking.
	How do I open?
	How do I read all these chats?
	It's so confusing.
	I'm trying to figure out how to read all these.
	What?
	Listen, what?
	Recent events on the left.
	Okay, I'm clicking.
	Yeah, I'm there.
	Is that everybody?
	36 minutes ago, that's everyone?
	Okay.
	SL donated, said, hey, hey, hey.
	David donated pineapple and pizza is a sin.
	Repent, you sinner.
	That's right.
	Stooks donated another round of Heinekopopo.
	There we go.
	I'm still working on it.
	I'll take another shot of Heineken Poppo.
	Yeah, take another shot of Heineken Poppo.
	I'm still my first shot, but this is not good.
	I'm part Native American, and they don't take Heineken.
	Pfizer Sanitizer Said, I have information that will lead to the rest of Hillary Clinton.
	That's pretty good.
	Be careful with that.
	Minor Zikron said, I take my steaks with pineapple.
	Minor Zikron, stop following me everywhere and putting pineapple on pizza everywhere.
	Minor.
	See you.
	The Java donated 20 bucks.
	That's awesome.
	Christ Wynn said, For everything God created is good and nothing is to be rejected.
	If it is received with thanksgiving, first Timothy 4:4.
	There we go.
	Amen.
	Rock Sand of a Cause, donate 420.
	Thank you.
	Hugh Mungus 101 said, I will be rude and make you dance while eating.
	Thank you for that.
	Gordon Bland said, Agape Ministry.net is an SOB.
	God bless.
	Awesome.
	And also, Alexandry said, Go fuck yourself, you crazy slob.
	Okay.
	I will.
	Wife's out of there.
	No, but I meant.
	I know.
	It's like, it's like, hey, I wonder what he's doing while I'm out of town.
	eating pizza and live streaming no what am I doing Dude, I feel like the president of this country legit.
	I know what I'm doing.
	Elijah, thanks for inviting me on this show.
	It's been a lot of fun.
	It's been a lot of fun just like hanging out.
	And like what I always love about live streams and my favorite live streams are the ones where I feel like if there was no camera running, this is just how we would hang out.
	This is literally how we hang out.
	This is how we would like this off camera.
	This is how we would be.
	That's my favorite live streams.
	Even just as a viewer to watch, those are my favorite ones where it was just like, hey, it's just guys hanging out.
	Just hanging out and talking about shit.
	And that's what YouTube's all about.
	That's what live streaming is all about.
	That's what all this is about.
	It's just hanging out and talking and being real and not being a fucking fake media talking head.
	Yeah.
	And that's what I love about you.
	That's why Clark Campbell said, you the big Alex Renzo, he hangs with Alex Stein.
	He culture jams with him.
	He busted a pred in Colorado.
	The guy rapes 10-year-olds Hispanic listeners.
	Have you had Alex Stein on?
	All the time.
	Alex Stein is a real.
	I think we were like the first people that actually had him on the show.
	Like you were, dude.
	You were here with Mike.
	Dude, so I had another show.
	Yeah.
	And one of my main things was I've always liked to like I like to platform people before their people.
	That's like what I like.
	What I mean that that sounds cocky, but I meant I like to realize, like Gavin McGuinness taught me, is platform people with potential and talent.
	Yeah.
	Not people who have reputations because they don't always have potential and talent.
	Sometimes they're assholes.
	And they're like, again, this is like, I'm getting shadow banned.
	Shut up, bitch.
	You live in a mansion.
	Okay.
	But they just don't care.
	But so it's like Alex Dean was one of those first people.
	We're like, Blaze, we got to figure out who this guy is.
	We got to know what's going on.
	And we brought him in and it was really good.
	And he works for us now.
	But I mean, he has paid to come on the show when he's on.
	But I meant like it's.
	Wait, he gets paid?
	He is paid.
	Yeah, he's a contributor.
	What?
	What?
	We pay talented people to come on the show.
	Oh, that makes sense.
	Never mind.
	It makes sense.
	Be talented people.
	You get free pizza.
	It's kind of nice, right?
	Yo, that is pretty good.
	I have to say.
	I'll give you there.
	I'll give you one super chat.
	I should do that now for everybody.
	One super chat.
	The one that gave 48 cents.
	There we go.
	No, no, but no, but as a joke, but I meant like, you know, he's earned his own success.
	It's not anything to do with me or the network.
	What I meant is like, I could not have predicted his talent and success taking him as quickly as it did.
	Now he's got big booty Latina, you know.
	I mean, it's remarkable.
	It's beautiful.
	Like, I mean, I'm actually jealous of him in terms of like his talent, his skill.
	He's so much better than me.
	He's so much more talented.
	I'm a little exhausted because I've been surrounded by so many shitty people in my life.
	I feel tired.
	But I also realize, I told him, I was like, bro, just ride this out because eventually you get tired because people will wear you out.
	We love it because it's fresh.
	It's fresh and he's a hustler.
	I love him.
	He's so talented.
	Dude, that is Alex Stein.
	I've met Alex Stein when he's not on camera, when he's not doing a video.
	And he is 100% Alex Stein all the time.
	We were talking.
	He came over during Dallas.
	We did a Dallas meetup with all the geeks and gamers and Nerd Roddick and all those people.
	He came over and hung out with us just at a bar in the middle of a hotel.
	And he was Alex Stein 100%.
	He was just like, hey, guys, what's going on?
	Oh, my God.
	You guys, I'm kind of worried about what's going on.
	And we were doing stuff with Dan Crinshaw.
	And I'm kind of worried.
	Oh, my gosh.
	And he was that guy all the time.
	And, you know, that's the problem.
	His mom recently died too.
	You know, like, I'm not going to out him here on this stuff, but, you know, Alex and I are actually friends.
	And, you know, I like him a lot.
	And I have a pretty cool office of the Blaze.
	You've been up there.
	It's a cool little space.
	It's a nice little, dude.
	I got some Sonos wireless Wi-Fi sound systems now in the studio in the office.
	It's pretty cool.
	But, you know, Alex and I will have some conversations heart to heart because obviously, you know, I lost my mom in 2020.
	He lost his mom in 2021.
	It's not one year apart.
	Yeah, I know.
	But I'm at like, it's like, you know, our moms were big players in our lives.
	We love them a lot.
	And like I said, like, you know, I finally got my dad to, you know, to move in with me or move out here or whatever.
	And I'm really happy about that because, you know, he needs someone.
	He needs family.
	He needs people with him.
	And you've met him.
	He's a great guy.
	Yeah.
	He's a really nice guy.
	But I also, you know, just don't want to bring back the fact that behind the best comedians and the most successful people is a deep amount of pain.
	And Alex is going through some hard stuff in his life.
	And he's made some really positive connections.
	He's 35 and he decided to stop drinking, smoking weed, et cetera.
	He's made some really good strides.
	But don't forget to pray for him because pray for him.
	Yeah, he makes good entertainment and he's one of my favorite people in the whole world.
	But behind every funny guy who's making jokes and laughing it off is a guy who's going through a lot.
	Even Andrew Schultz, all these people, Tim Dillon, they go through a lot.
	They have a lot going on in their life.
	You talk to them and that's why they laugh it off.
	They haven't talked about Mormons going to hell, so now me and have a throttle.
	But no, but what I'm saying is, it's just that, like, just remember to pray for someone like that because he's a good guy.
	And I love Alex so much.
	Like, he's just such a good-hearted person.
	He's so real.
	I mean, what he's doing is he's exposing, he's being ridiculous, right?
	And he even knows that he's being ridiculous.
	Yeah.
	And it's because all of the people that he's being ridiculous in front of, like AOC, they're ridiculous.
	And he's not treating them like normal people because he's not normal.
	And they're not normal.
	So he's treating him that way.
	And that's what I, that's what I love about the way what he's doing.
	Yeah, he's matching their energy.
	Yes, exactly.
	He's being ridiculous.
	He's being the person that's in the hearing saying, well, I think you're transphobic by asking if man can have pregnancies.
	That's not ridiculous.
	It is ridiculous to believe that man can have pregnant.
	Yeah, it's ridiculous.
	So to match that energy is just, yeah, he puts a spotlight on it for sure.
	So I think that's really good.
	And still fresh, still every single time I call him, prom time not enough.
	Prom time, not time.
	Out there and talking at the people that were like protesting him and being crime.
	You guys go to Joanne's Fabrics to get these signs.
	Like, what the heck?
	Yeah, it's ridiculous.
	It's all stupid.
	It's always been stupid.
	And it's great that somebody right now is able to point that out.
	Yeah.
	I feel like next time, if I'm on the show with you guys, I need to have a hat that is like here.
	It's almost like it looks like he has a toupee on.
	It does, though.
	Like, if when I have headphones on, if I don't have headphones on, then it looks like I have like a real hair.
	When I have headphones on, I'll kind of wear like a how can you hear me?
	Can I hear you?
	I can hear you.
	Look at that.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, yeah.
	Prom time 99.
	I'm always not crowding.
	I always got Alexander.
	Oh, I love him so much.
	He's such a wonderful dude.
	And that's, you know, like, he's such a wonderful dude.
	And, like, you know, like, I just dealing with a lot of shit.
	You know, he's one of the most honest people that I know, everybody, and I like him.
	And that's what the thing is, like, people don't realize.
	And I hope, and I'm not saying this about myself, but I'm saying this as an honesty.
	It's like, I'm actually kind of pretty much the same person on camera that I'm off.
	Just like, it's just same, yeah.
	Yeah, you are too.
	Like, I said for sure.
	Like, we were just saying he is.
	That guy.
	He's not putting to the front.
	He's not doing some kind of bit.
	He's not doing a character.
	That is him.
	Child soldier.
	I mean, I think the sad part is whenever that gets you burned.
	And so, like, you're real, how you are on camera, off-camera.
	And then, yeah, you know, the people around you start to kind of burn you or start to understand your character, take advantage of it.
	And then people feel like they have to put up a front because they have to protect themselves around these people.
	And so that's kind of where character can start to decline.
	And that's with Alex, I don't see that.
	And I don't think I hope it never happens, but I don't know.
	No, but it will, though.
	It will.
	I warned him because I said, like, dude, there's a reason why, like, even we have like, you know, we'll have turnovers and Crowder and people will have turnovers in stuff.
	It's not because everyone leaves bad.
	It's just because people either either people like move on to their own better thing.
	Right.
	And then you try to keep them around, or which is like true, like people like Sav left to a better thing, or people just leave bitter and mad and then become victims or things happen.
	And like, I feel bad for Crowder because he's in that position to where like, you know, a lot of these people, Ruben Report, et cetera, have these.
	Like, why does Ruben not collaborate a lot with people?
	Because people will just try to burn you and they'll try to destroy you.
	Yeah.
	And it's just a target for bullshit.
	Yeah.
	For bullshit like that, where they'll get in close and then they'll cut in and do a video where they're talking about like the real Steven Crowder or the real whatever, you know.
	And that was what was great about Steven Crowder is like, he's real.
	Whenever you're off camera with him, he is real.
	He is like a lot.
	Let's go.
	No, I like him a lot.
	That's what I say, like, but that's the point.
	That's why nothing ever sticks.
	And that's why even people realize it's about being who you really are and actually being truth and honesty with who you are as a person.
	Because people try to people will come and go.
	Dude, friends just come and go.
	If you're watching this, friends just come and go.
	Think about all the people that you worked with or that you went to school with that you were watered out of the bridge that you that you moved on from and that you weren't you're not completely connected with like I've got a ton of friends that I that I used to talk to all the time that I don't talk to quite as much and that's just life you know you just move on And you do different things.
	And you get married.
	That's why I told Alex that.
	I was like, dude, just be careful.
	I go.
	I'm looking like.
	Hey, hail to my metal brother, one quarter black.
	Hail him.
	Yeah!
	Nothing is more metal.
	Nothing's more metal than a Vince Polo from Palm Springs.
	That's a very, this is very, tell me this is metal, right?
	Are you a metal guy?
	I'm a metal guy, yeah.
	Do you like sit in your car and like on the way here?
	I was metal in a way.
	Yeah, listening to some metallica.
	I like that.
	You know, I've been practicing a lot of Master of Puppets because it's been Stranger Things.
	Stranger Things came out and I've been stranger things.
	Did you watch a new season?
	Dude, it's fantastic.
	It's so good.
	I'm thinking about watching it, but then part of me is like, if they throw some wokeness.
	I was not happy with the last season at all.
	Really?
	This season is really good.
	No wokeness, none of that.
	It's really good.
	And they throw Master Puppets in there and it's really good.
	So that's hype.
	So it's been making me get into guitar playing gig in.
	No, it's true.
	It's true.
	I will say this, though, as we're looking at this and we're looking at the time.
	Primetime 99.
	I don't think we need any more.
	I don't think we have any more.
	Let me just check one more time to see if we have any more donations that we can read or what needs to happen and see what's going on, our fake super chats on what's...
	How long have we been going?
	I don't.
	Someone said Brian Howard is Viking Blood.
	PayPal's confusing.
	I sent a message.
	Dance, bitches.
	I do love that.
	And someone else has said, dance monkeys, dance till.
	Here we go.
	Put on the screen.
	Can we put it on the screen?
	Brian?
	two hours now dude i'm i kind of like the dancing super chat I do like it.
	I like it a lot.
	I feel like, though, Brian, I enjoy it.
	We'll do like three or four in the middle of the show, and then we'll save the rest so you can cue them at the end.
	And then as we're reading the Venmos and people, then we'll bring the dancing bitches in because I want to keep the vibe.
	But I will say, thank you so much, you guys, who supported.
	I think I'm going to do one more refresh here.
	No, we're good.
	All right, we're good.
	Some people are saying that the super chats link isn't working.
	We're still in early stage development for everyone.
	We've done four, right?
	Yeah, this is our fourth or fifth live stream.
	So we've done four of these.
	We're working on it, and we'll make sure all the kinks are rubbed out.
	And everyone says, like, oh, I just need sleep.
	Dude.
	So true.
	I've needed rest for like 29 years.
	No, no, but like, here's the point, though.
	But it's also, do you smoke cigars?
	Yeah, dude.
	I bought you a cigar if you would be willing to stay to smoke it.
	Hell yeah.
	If you have to go home, it's fine.
	But I thought I would like to smoke a cigar with you.
	I'd like to smoke a cigar.
	Okay, I would.
	Anyway, Garrett, you're at your likes where people can find you is in the description.
	Where can people find you?
	Where can they follow you?
	They can follow me at Quarter Black Garrett on my YouTube channel.
	And then Nerd Roddic is where I work right now.
	I'm doing all the editing and all the producing at nerdrotic.com.
	And Friday Night Tights, that's when we do our pop culture show.
	They didn't really like me.
	I feel like your audience, though.
	No, dude.
	We loved it.
	I feel like I was still too preachy because I get a little preachy.
	No, dude, no.
	Are you lying?
	Because I felt like.
	Damn, can we get a rant quota for this guy?
	And I was like, damn, I got to be careful.
	It was perfect.
	It was perfect.
	Yeah, Elijah was on Friday Night Tights, and it was great.
	Go check it out, Friday Nights, Nerd Roddick and Quarter Black Garrett.
	You got to go click his link in the description right now and find it and follow it.
	He'll be back.
	Like, Garrett will probably be on at least once a month or every other month.
	He'll be on, he'll just, he'll be around and we'll have more Apple Juice nights and then we'll push it better because what we'll do is we'll have more fun stuff or like, you know, he has a sign, like, follow me, and we'll make it like not a part.
	Like, dude, you're not supposed to do that yet.
	Like, follow me.
	Anyway, just say, where can they find you?
	Follow you.
	Yeah, you can find me on Instagram, J-X-S-I-A-H-M, and then occasionally on Slightly Offensive, of course.
	Yeah, and just find me places.
	I don't even care anymore.
	I just, just, like, wherever.
	Do you know?
	I know who Elijah is.
	Come on.
	You know Elijah Schaefer.
	He's out there.
	He's on the streets.
	He's doing the real shit.
	Like, dude, I don't even know about my followers.
	I'm like, I don't even care.
	Like, I understand.
	This channel's throw.
	Like, I've accepted like this channel's throttled, whatever's happened, but I don't care anymore because, you know, the reality is, is, like, yeah, after, even if you are here, like, I didn't end it, but it ended for what it did.
	It's like, I can start things.
	I can always redo things.
	I can always make things.
	And I just feel like confidence because God has made us.
	We're giga chads.
	We're doing good.
	And you can be a giga chad with giga pocket eyes.
	So very good for you.
	Anyway, find me wherever you want.
	And I love you guys.
	And I'm only there because of you guys, meaning it's a joke, but I mean, like, you guys are so supportive.
	You guys are so fucking awesome.
	I love you so much.
	Oh, see what I'm talking about right there We're an e-boy Past 10 is called e-boy hours, by the way.
	That's right.
	So we're in e-boy hours.
	Dude, we need to make sure we reference that.
	Like, we have now transitioned to e-boy hours.
	It's time for e-boy.
	No, but it's because of you guys.
	And I'm just messing around, but you guys have been so supportive.
	We have so much stuff going ahead.
	Right now it's called maintenance content.
	We're just maintaining because like the elections aren't here.
	We don't know what's happening.
	And we just, we exist to call out shit when it happens.
	The pandemic is over, whatever.
	We've already been there.
	But we'll just keep calling it the shit.
	Let's keep it going.
	Anyway, for slightly offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV, I'm Elijah Schaefer, your top 17 host.
	If you didn't understand this stream, then you don't know what live streaming is because it shouldn't make sense.
	Make sure you follow Garrett in the description.
	Also follow Josiah and all of our guests.
	We have great people lined up for the next month.
	I think in two weeks, John Doyle was on.
	And I don't know who's on next week.
	Even though you're a different producer, if you know anyone who's over here in town that wants to be like grow on Saturdays, like throw it to me because it's just good.
	You know, we have really about 3,000 people watching, but still great.
	Only that's fantastic.
	We're not neurotic.
	We're not Rikita.
	But those of you who did watch, you're fucking awesome.
	And we love you.
	Anyway, have a great rest of the week.
	And may God bless the United States of America.
	I'm signing out.

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