Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - LMAO: Zelenskyy's Micro P*nis EXPOSED | Guests: @Sav Says  & @Alex Stein  | Ep 236
Aired: 2022-03-23
Duration: 59:15


=== Green Screen Gambit (15:06) ===

[00:00:54]  Oh, wow.
[00:00:56]  Wow.
[00:00:56]  Can you do that dance move again?
[00:00:58]  This is for the ladies.
[00:01:00]  So you know, Z Vladimir Zelensky.
[00:01:02]  This is the Spider-Man 3 Toby Maguire.
[00:01:06]  Z ladies, if you want some of this, you can hit me up on the Ukrainian Foreign Legion and we can get a freaky dicky if you like that.
[00:01:14]  All right.
[00:01:14]  Well, on that note, thank you, President Zelensky.
[00:01:17]  Question, why aren't you out in front of some green screen giving war messages?
[00:01:21]  What are you doing here in the Blaze studios?
[00:01:23]  Elijah, it's not green screen.
[00:01:25]  What I do is I go out for the people of Ukraine and I represent him.
[00:01:31]  Z Zelensky is the number one representation of Ukraine.
[00:01:35]  People, they're on the internet, they're calling me Nazi.
[00:01:37]  I am not Nazi.
[00:01:38]  This is not me.
[00:01:39]  I am not Nazi.
[00:01:40]  I am not Nazi.
[00:01:41]  I am president.
[00:01:42]  I am actor.
[00:01:43]  I am comedian.
[00:01:44]  I am a dancer.
[00:01:45]  I am not a healer.
[00:01:46]  I am actually Jewish.
[00:01:47]  Isa Battalion.
[00:01:48]  They're good guys.
[00:01:49]  They like the swastika.
[00:01:51]  Who cares?
[00:01:51]  Who cares?
[00:01:52]  Belax.
[00:01:53]  Gosh.
[00:01:53]  Okay, so you're Italian now.
[00:01:55]  That is it.
[00:01:55]  You know, you have a lot of accents.
[00:01:56]  You've played a lot of characters.
[00:01:57]  You've been a very good, you've been a very good actor over the years.
[00:02:00]  And I got to say, you're doing a great job now.
[00:02:03]  It's very convincing that you're the president of Ukraine.
[00:02:06]  And I want to say this genuinely.
[00:02:08]  We're very happy because obviously who should be fighting in the streets against the Russians when the real shots are being fired in the comment sections of these videos.
[00:02:15]  Thank you for your service.
[00:02:16]  The real war is the informational war.
[00:02:20]  So if you have the right information, you'll win the war.
[00:02:23]  So this is what I do.
[00:02:24]  I spread the information.
[00:02:25]  Perfect, good content, correct information.
[00:02:28]  Oh, I'm hot.
[00:02:29]  The lights are hot.
[00:02:30]  I do a lot of media.
[00:02:30]  I'm in the stage a lot, but it's hot.
[00:02:32]  Zelensky.
[00:02:33]  Zelensky.
[00:02:34]  Turn the AC at the bill.
[00:02:35]  You pay the bill.
[00:02:36]  The AC is a little hot.
[00:02:37]  Calm down for a second.
[00:02:38]  We also have in the studio somebody who's actually doing real work in the world and not in front of a green screen.
[00:02:43]  Savannah Hernandez, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
[00:02:46]  Hello, Elijah.
[00:02:47]  Long time no see.
[00:02:48]  This is actually my first time on this show.
[00:02:50]  I'm really excited about it.
[00:02:52]  I'm a little bit nervous just because I've never been on a show this big before, but thanks for having me.
[00:02:57]  You're here in your career, and congratulations on getting this far.
[00:03:00]  We're really happy that you're back around.
[00:03:02]  And it's to no surprise either too.
[00:03:04]  I'm just wondering, is this the real Savannah?
[00:03:06]  You've lost a lot of weight.
[00:03:07]  You're doing, you're looking good.
[00:03:08]  Welcome back.
[00:03:09]  And what was your diet plan like?
[00:03:10]  Yes, thank you so much.
[00:03:11]  I actually got a lipo suction.
[00:03:14]  I just recovered today.
[00:03:15]  I also stopped taking those testosterone pills that you gave me because I grew a gigantic, huge, thick-ass beard.
[00:03:22]  You were ugly.
[00:03:22]  It was really gross.
[00:03:23]  You were really ugly.
[00:03:24]  Yeah, I got lipo.
[00:03:25]  We shaved the beard.
[00:03:26]  This is a much better look.
[00:03:28]  Well, we're glad to have you back.
[00:03:28]  On that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV where we always have confetti of color blasting in our faces.
[00:03:35]  Sometimes it, there it is, there it is.
[00:03:37]  And it renders really well too, because we have the kind of good computers and the budget you would expect from a show in a broom closet, the 8K graphics.
[00:03:44]  We got a great show for you.
[00:03:45]  You might have been wondering why we started out with Antifa.
[00:03:47]  Antifa is back.
[00:03:49]  And it's really important.
[00:03:50]  We're going to talk about, they are back because guess what is popular now today?
[00:03:54]  Guess what is now popular?
[00:03:56]  Does anyone know?
[00:03:57]  Does anyone know?
[00:03:58]  See World Wars 3?
[00:04:00]  Close.
[00:04:01]  Good news from Vice.
[00:04:03]  If you could go to my screen here, tiny dicks are coming back in fashion.
[00:04:07]  So it would make sense that they're not.
[00:04:08]  They're under the clothes for Elijah.
[00:04:11]  Yes, Elijah!
[00:04:12]  Congratulations!
[00:04:13]  You made it!
[00:04:14]  Congratulations!
[00:04:15]  Comicron!
[00:04:16]  Resurgence!
[00:04:17]  Let's go for Elijah!
[00:04:19]  We're so happy, but that also is why Antifa's back.
[00:04:21]  It's not because the elections happen to be around the corner, but as you saw, that was a couple leaving President Eric Zamour's speech in Metz, France, and they were attacked by the anti-fascists.
[00:04:31]  Makes sense.
[00:04:31]  I go, where have they been?
[00:04:32]  Turns out tiny dicks are cool again.
[00:04:34]  So Antifa is back in fashion.
[00:04:36]  We love to see it.
[00:04:37]  We absolutely love it.
[00:04:38]  All right, guys.
[00:04:38]  And obviously, you know, Zelensky, the war is pretty bad, but of course, we know that we are safe on the road no matter what happens thanks to MyMedic, because nobody starts out their day with the thought that today could be their last day.
[00:04:48]  You were just on the road.
[00:04:49]  You said there was a severe car accident.
[00:04:50]  It just happened.
[00:04:51]  It's true.
[00:04:52]  Thank God you're prepared if this happened.
[00:04:53]  What do you have in your hand there?
[00:04:54]  I have my MyMedic pack.
[00:04:56]  You actually gave this to me before I left on the road, Elijah.
[00:05:00]  And again, look at all of the items in this pack, okay?
[00:05:03]  You and I were going through this, and we were genuinely shocked at how in-depth this pack goes.
[00:05:08]  Okay, it's like the endages.
[00:05:10]  It's what those little sticky things for the back of your ankle.
[00:05:12]  Let me walk through.
[00:05:13]  Woman splintering.
[00:05:13]  Let me explain what this is.
[00:05:14]  Is there any Chinese fintal in that?
[00:05:16]  Do you guys have a that's not necessarily Zelensky?
[00:05:19]  So for those of us that actually really are in battle and don't fake our pictures, like Savannah, who's been out on the streets, just so you know, bystanders watched someone die as they waited 25 helpless minutes for the emergency medical personnel to arrive.
[00:05:29]  So whether you're on the road or you're driving anywhere or you're flying, you need to have a MyMedic pack.
[00:05:34]  I'm telling you this.
[00:05:35]  Too many people are unprepared for emergencies.
[00:05:36]  And MyMedic's goal is to empower people with necessary skills, knowledge, and first aid supplies to save lives.
[00:05:41]  The MyFact Pro is not your typical box of bandages.
[00:05:43]  It comes with over 100 quality first aid and trauma supplies, including a tourniquet, Savannah, chest seals, quick clot, and more.
[00:05:50]  And with the kit, you'd be prepared to treat everything from basic cuts to gunshot wounds built in the U.S. and guaranteed for life.
[00:05:56]  I won't go out in the field without one either.
[00:05:57]  Well, Savannah, go to mymedic.com and get 15% off MyFact Pro plus life-saving online course, absolutely free with the promo code Offensive.
[00:06:05]  Be prepared, be confident.
[00:06:06]  That's mymedic, M-Y-M-E-D-I-C.com.
[00:06:08]  Promo code Offensive O-F-F-E-N-S-I-V-E right now to go ahead and say 15%.
[00:06:13]  And also, so you know, I'm a little bit bigger, so I actually got the one that's ready for war.
[00:06:16]  Hello, Zelensky.
[00:06:17]  Guess what?
[00:06:17]  I got you a gift.
[00:06:18]  In case you ever decide to go out into battle and not fake it, here you go.
[00:06:22]  Fake it till you make it.
[00:06:23]  That's a real battle pack.
[00:06:24]  You ever seen one of those?
[00:06:25]  Oh, this is this would be.
[00:06:26]  Zelensky, you can use that in your next Netflix special.
[00:06:29]  This will be perfect.
[00:06:30]  This will provide protection for all of these soldiers that are sacrificing the lives.
[00:06:35]  Thank you very much, Elijah.
[00:06:36]  That is perfect.
[00:06:37]  This is all we need is just one Mimetic for all of our soldiers.
[00:06:40]  This is a muy perfecto, as they say in Ukraine.
[00:06:43]  Yeah, I want to put the B-roll up, gay Tupac here, right there of Zelensky on a green screen.
[00:06:47]  Can you explain?
[00:06:48]  Can we anybody explain this?
[00:06:49]  So obviously, Savannah has been around.
[00:06:51]  You've actually been on the field, and I've watched your videos genuinely on the streets recently, which we're going to talk about later in the show.
[00:06:57]  And I have to say, I have yet to see you specifically prove that you're definitely involved in the streets by therefore being on a green screen.
[00:07:06]  And this isn't even in the studio.
[00:07:07]  Might as well give him a podcast.
[00:07:09]  Yeah, Elijah, do you actually remember for the entirety of 2020 when instead of actually going out on the streets of America to expose BLM domestic terrorism, we just stood in front of a green screen instead?
[00:07:18]  Wait, just kidding.
[00:07:20]  We didn't do that.
[00:07:20]  We were actually out on the street reporting on things.
[00:07:22]  Absolutely ridiculous that Zelensky is doing this, but not surprising because what would we expect from an actor?
[00:07:28]  Guys, stop at this.
[00:07:29]  I was actually in Kiev.
[00:07:31]  This is where I film.
[00:07:32]  You guys don't know that the production, the lighting, you don't get it.
[00:07:35]  You guys are all conspiracy theorists.
[00:07:37]  Your thin foil hat.
[00:07:38]  You guys need to wake up.
[00:07:39]  World War III.
[00:07:39]  We need a no-fly zone.
[00:07:41]  You guys need to relax.
[00:07:42]  Yeah, that was no green screen.
[00:07:43]  That was 100% Kiev.
[00:07:45]  Come on.
[00:07:45]  What are you guys doing?
[00:07:46]  You gave me a signed picture of yourself when you walked into the studio.
[00:07:49]  I give the headshot to everybody.
[00:07:51]  That's part of it.
[00:07:51]  They said they want my autograph.
[00:07:53]  I gotta send the dick pic.
[00:07:54]  I'll send whatever.
[00:07:55]  If you need it, I'll send it.
[00:07:56]  I don't care.
[00:07:56]  Tiny dicks are back in state.
[00:07:58]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:07:58]  I have a very small winner.
[00:07:59]  I'm trying to recruit these Antifa come to Ukraine and we can fight.
[00:08:04]  You guys come.
[00:08:05]  You guys are.
[00:08:05]  No, You don't understand.
[00:08:07]  The Antifa don't like Nazis, so they wouldn't like it in Ukraine.
[00:08:10]  Well, I don't know.
[00:08:11]  I don't know.
[00:08:12]  They would like Ukraine.
[00:08:13]  We have good prostitutes.
[00:08:14]  We have good food.
[00:08:17]  We have prostitutes that can cook.
[00:08:18]  Hunter Biden said that it's the Hunter Biden.
[00:08:20]  Hunter Biden said we have the best prostitutes in the world.
[00:08:24]  And they have top-notch cocaine.
[00:08:25]  So I've heard Zelensky Island coming from the Predator.
[00:08:28]  Sure is cocaine from Colombia.
[00:08:30]  We fly it in.
[00:08:31]  I snorted off the cooker's butt crack.
[00:08:33]  It's so voodoo.
[00:08:35]  They're not even of age.
[00:08:36]  Oh, no, they're like nine years old.
[00:08:38]  It's delicious.
[00:08:38]  Oh, it's so good.
[00:08:39]  We throw them off a boat.
[00:08:40]  Nobody knows.
[00:08:41]  Nobody cares.
[00:08:43]  We pay hunters a money.
[00:08:45]  We go and dance and we have fun.
[00:08:47]  Yeah, this is so clearly your career has developed.
[00:08:50]  Congratulations for being on this episode.
[00:08:52]  I have officially made it.
[00:08:53]  What can I say?
[00:08:54]  What can I say?
[00:08:55]  I'm glad you got here, but on a real note, the world is pretty crazy because I feel like we're getting back.
[00:09:00]  And this has been my perspective.
[00:09:02]  It's almost like we're going back to 2016-17, where we're back to interviewing transgenders on college campuses, Sav, and doing skits and memeing people in real life.
[00:09:18]  And then Antifa re-emerged.
[00:09:20]  Is it shocking to you?
[00:09:21]  If you can go ahead, you don't have to actually play this.
[00:09:23]  If you can go play video two without sound gate Tupac, which by the way, we want to remind you that describes our new director so cunningly.
[00:09:30]  This is an Antifa in Canada breaking glass windows at a bank, doing a rally.
[00:09:36]  And we've seen re-emergencies in Germany, I believe in Austria as well, that Antifa is back marching in organization.
[00:09:41]  It is so crazy that this is just a coincidence that right around American election times and all election times, this group of totally non-paid, non-government-associated, non-world economic form, non-Klaus Schwab sponsored, non-George Soros-funded, non-totally random, an idea, not a real group, always emerges like six months before there are elections.
[00:10:03]  Yeah, and can I just say too that I'm really happy that governments worldwide, not only just in America, cracked down on the domestic terrorists that were standing up for their rights and freedoms, pushing back against COVID, government oppression.
[00:10:16]  All those people are in jail and have since been arrested.
[00:10:18]  But luckily for us, we now have these beautiful, you know, black-clad Antifas who are really fighting for racial justice, okay?
[00:10:26]  Social justice out on the streets to terrorize all of the Nazis, aka anybody who doesn't want to be oppressed by their government.
[00:10:34]  Well, I just say, I don't know.
[00:10:36]  They're in a big group.
[00:10:37]  I hope they're all vaccinated.
[00:10:39]  I see that.
[00:10:39]  That's true.
[00:10:40]  I'm so worried about them.
[00:10:42]  And you know, COVID's so bad.
[00:10:44]  They're not vaccinated.
[00:10:45]  They don't look to wear their masks.
[00:10:46]  I can't see their band-aids.
[00:10:47]  So I just want to say over there: if we can get, Mr. Bill Gates, we need more vaccines for our troops on the front line.
[00:10:54]  As a matter of fact, you can't even fight on the war in Ukraine unless you're vaccinated with a booster.
[00:10:58]  So remember, the vaccine is the most important thing in the world.
[00:11:02]  Yeah, it is kind of funny that we all talked about we need to get triple vaccinated.
[00:11:06]  And I have a really controversial statement, but I believe standing for Ukraine saying that is the same thing as saying, like, get jabbed, get back to life for two weeks to slow the spread.
[00:11:16]  It's just this phrase that's meant to virtue signal that you stand with Ukraine, but you don't really know that Ukraine is like a hotbed, a puppet of the United States government.
[00:11:24]  It's sort of a proxy state.
[00:11:26]  Ukraine doesn't even exist, I would say.
[00:11:28]  It hasn't existed since 2004.
[00:11:30]  You literally have an actor running the country.
[00:11:32]  It's a money laundering den for American corrupt politics.
[00:11:35]  And I'm saying genuinely that the people, which I'm going to do an episode on next week, just called like, I'm fighting for this, which is just anything that's don't stand with Ukraine.
[00:11:46]  Yeah, I don't stand with Ukraine simply because it is a puppet state.
[00:11:49]  Stand with the Ukrainian people because I've mentioned they were duped, like many in the West by their own media, into thinking they could become a part of NATO and that there wouldn't be a bloody war and that they are pushed into the conflict.
[00:12:00]  There's real refugees, it is a real crisis, but of course, they were deceived by our media, Western media, into thinking that there was a reality for them, a future that simply did not exist.
[00:12:09]  When people, even like Noam Chomsky, who I disagree with, actually warned that if the U.S. continues to influence Ukrainians to believe they can be a part of us, that Russia will invade and that they will, it'll end in a bloody war.
[00:12:20]  So my enemies even knew that this was a bad idea.
[00:12:24]  Yet here we are.
[00:12:25]  And if you don't stand with Ukraine, then you're against the Ukrainian people, you're pro-Putin, and you might even be such a bad person that you would dare to buy Russian vodka from a liquor store, Savannah.
[00:12:36]  I heard you tried, you traitor.
[00:12:39]  All right.
[00:12:40]  You know what?
[00:12:41]  Yesterday was a bit of a rough day for me because not only, you know, did I make national news get on Tucker Carlson, all that good stuff, my Twitter account got immediately deleted and banned.
[00:12:52]  So I was just feeling a little bit rough.
[00:12:53]  My favorite vodka is Russian standard.
[00:12:55]  And I was like, you know what?
[00:12:56]  I deserve this.
[00:12:56]  Let me just go buy one shooter of Russian standard.
[00:12:58]  I go into Total Wine and it says, we are no longer selling any Russian-made products.
[00:13:03]  And then next to the Stoli, it says, yeah, Stoli is actually not Russian-made vodka.
[00:13:08]  It's made in Latvia, which is a NATO-friendly country.
[00:13:11]  And I went up to the Total Wine people and I was like, so how long are you guys going to pander for?
[00:13:15]  Because I'm having a bad damn day and I want my Russian vodka.
[00:13:18]  But I don't know.
[00:13:18]  We're not allowed to have anything good.
[00:13:20]  Thanks, Ukraine.
[00:13:21]  Thanks a whole freaking lot.
[00:13:22]  But stand with the people with this pandering and nonsense of not being able to buy Russian vodka.
[00:13:27]  Are you freaking kidding me?
[00:13:28]  I had no idea you invited me to Donald Trump Rally.
[00:13:31]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:13:32]  This is a Donald Trump Rally.
[00:13:33]  This is the small price you pay.
[00:13:35]  You can drink Ukrainian vodka.
[00:13:37]  It's made with the urine of children.
[00:13:38]  It's delicious.
[00:13:39]  It has children's urine in it.
[00:13:41]  It's the delicious.
[00:13:42]  But is it Hunter Biden approved?
[00:13:44]  Oh, it's Hunter Biden poisoned in every stripper's butt crack.
[00:13:47]  They drink it off their ass crack and they don't love it.
[00:13:50]  All this North Cocaine and it mixes perfect with crack.
[00:13:53]  This is the best vodka to mix a crack in Ukraine.
[00:13:57]  Number one vodka.
[00:13:58]  All right.
[00:13:59]  Well, I'm starting to wonder if this is really Zelensky as the accent broke there at the end.
[00:14:03]  I do have good news for you, Savannah.
[00:14:05]  As you know, I've always taken care of you enough that you could drive a used older car and sometimes and sometimes put gas in it.
[00:14:15]  So I've taken, I very few have done that much.
[00:14:18]  It's so true.
[00:14:18]  It's so true.
[00:14:19]  You know, when others allowed me to go out and report and live my dreams, you also did that same thing while simultaneously making sure that, you know, financially I was doing okay.
[00:14:29]  Yeah, you have an electric vehicle.
[00:14:31]  Wait, you don't drive electric vehicles?
[00:14:33]  I hate the earth.
[00:14:35]  You need electric vehicles.
[00:14:36]  I have some good news.
[00:14:37]  So I went and I went, who would be super cool and would still sell Russian vodka?
[00:14:43]  And I went to a Vietnamese because the Vama, you know, that's just, that's it.
[00:14:49]  They want my fellow Asians.
[00:14:50]  I go, the Asians want to make money.
[00:14:52]  That's all they care about.
[00:14:53]  They're not pulling Russian vodka off the shelves.
[00:14:56]  Go in.
[00:14:57]  I ask them for Russian standard so I could get you a bottle today.
[00:15:00]  Guess what?
[00:15:01]  They don't have it.
[00:15:02]  And I said, oh, are you guys pulling Russian vodka?
[00:15:05]  They actually said this is this really happened.
[00:15:06]  They said, we have one bottle of any Russian-made vodka left.
[00:15:10]  It's not Russian standard.
[00:15:11]  And they marked up the price.
[00:15:12]  It was their last bottle of Russian vodka, which I got for you as a gift.
[00:15:17]  Yes.
[00:15:18]  Oh, no, Russian vodka.
[00:15:19]  Throw that in garbage.
[00:15:21]  Emotional damage.
[00:15:25]  Revoked.
[00:15:25]  Revoked.
[00:15:26]  Yes, listen.
[00:15:27]  Listen, here's the thing.
[00:15:28]  And look, and look at that.
[00:15:29]  That was $34.99, which was more than I used to pay you per week.
[00:15:31]  So that's pretty good.
[00:15:32]  That's a week's worth of pay.
[00:15:33]  You guys, I made it out of the sweatshop and now I'm drinking Russian vodka that is worth more than my car.
[00:15:38]  It's true.
[00:15:39]  This is $12.99.
[00:15:41]  You need to buy Ukrainian.
[00:15:43]  And remember, every time you buy Ukrainian, two prostitutes get murdered and we in climate change is better.

=== Latvian Vodka Misconceptions (06:02) ===

[00:15:49]  Did you know that when you drink Russian vodka, your dick size goes up 10 points?
[00:15:53]  Well, 10 points.
[00:15:54]  I've been drinking Latvian vodka this entire time.
[00:15:58]  You've been drinking NATO-friendly vodka.
[00:16:00]  That's why you have a micropenis map.
[00:16:02]  The size don't matter to a prostitute.
[00:16:05]  Prostitute don't matter about size.
[00:16:07]  Prostitutes just matter about smell and color and, you know, stink.
[00:16:13]  No dink.
[00:16:14]  This is crazy.
[00:16:15]  Ew.
[00:16:15]  That's what they say.
[00:16:16]  I don't say this.
[00:16:17]  Prostitutes are filthy.
[00:16:18]  That's why we kill them every day.
[00:16:20]  You drink them.
[00:16:24]  Stop.
[00:16:24]  Can I just say, Ukraine has such a beautiful world?
[00:16:28]  It's okay.
[00:16:28]  Really, our culture I don't even like that much because they don't let, you know, honestly, aren't you Jewish?
[00:16:34]  Yeah.
[00:16:34]  It's a shame.
[00:16:35]  Yeah, I don't really even like our culture that much.
[00:16:37]  You know, they want to know.
[00:16:39]  And then I'm like, oh, I'm trying to make some changes.
[00:16:41]  And then, you know, I'm trying to change the culture.
[00:16:43]  I need to stop for a second because we have a show to do.
[00:16:45]  And I know you're really good with theatrics.
[00:16:46]  You have years to practice.
[00:16:48]  But I also want to say this, that I went, Samantha, I genuinely asked, I go, because I was going, I said, so why is it that you don't have any vodka left?
[00:16:55]  And by the way, this is so crazy.
[00:16:57]  I know it's Russian.
[00:16:58]  It's actually Russian vodka.
[00:16:59]  I'm so happy.
[00:16:59]  Thank you.
[00:17:00]  Guess what?
[00:17:00]  They told me...
[00:17:02]  So they actually told me, they actually said...
[00:17:05]  That...
[00:17:05]  What the... What the...
[00:17:07]  That's the good as it.
[00:17:10]  What you mean, Russian vodka?
[00:17:13]  Okay, all right.
[00:17:14]  But they said, they said to me, I go, so why don't you have Russian vodka?
[00:17:17]  Because I asked them, like, hey, could I order an I lose even, actually, when I said, can I special order a bottle of Russian standard?
[00:17:22]  Because I did look at a couple other liquor stores and they didn't have any Russian vodka.
[00:17:25]  Right.
[00:17:25]  She told me, she goes, she said that it's hurting their business because obviously Russian vodka, if no one knows this, is kind of popular.
[00:17:32]  It's like a real thing.
[00:17:33]  It's almost like a stereotype Russian vodka.
[00:17:36]  Imagine.
[00:17:36]  Yeah, like Ukrainians with corruption is like Russians and vodka.
[00:17:39]  It just goes together.
[00:17:40]  Very little urine in there.
[00:17:42]  But she told me that the alcohol distribution companies are now refusing to ship them their orders that they're ordering of Russian vodka.
[00:17:52]  And the delivery companies, like the special delivery companies for the alcohol, are refusing to deliver the Russian vodka.
[00:17:58]  And she told me that they have pending orders.
[00:17:59]  Now, here's what's funny.
[00:18:00]  But to make up for it, they're sending additional Ukrainian vodka, which was originally $19.99, but because they have so much of it, they have to downsell it to get rid of it.
[00:18:09]  So now it was $14.99, now it's $12.99.
[00:18:11]  And they were even trying to get me like, why don't you buy more bottles?
[00:18:14]  Because they're trying to get rid of the Ukrainian vodka that nobody wants to drink.
[00:18:17]  And the Russian vodka, this is that same thing they always do where they go, oh, you want freedom?
[00:18:21]  You want your vodka?
[00:18:22]  Guess what?
[00:18:23]  We're telling you that you can't have it.
[00:18:24]  And you have the last bottle in Dallas-Fort Worth, literally, of Russian vodka.
[00:18:29]  And I couldn't get your Twitter back, but I could get you at least that.
[00:18:33]  But you enabled my alcoholism.
[00:18:34]  And that's all I could really ask for, friends.
[00:18:37]  You know that meme that says, I just hate liberals.
[00:18:40]  I don't have any other politics.
[00:18:42]  This is why I believe that.
[00:18:44]  And that is why that's my politics.
[00:18:45]  Because your girl's just trying to drink some damn Russian vodka.
[00:18:48]  I'm just trying to be an alcoholic.
[00:18:49]  It's not alcoholism.
[00:18:51]  It's racism, actually.
[00:18:52]  True.
[00:18:53]  If you drink it, it's racism.
[00:18:54]  It's not a virulent race.
[00:18:55]  It's not alcoholism.
[00:18:56]  It's just racism and discrimination.
[00:18:58]  This is the brown face of white supremacy.
[00:19:00]  Literally, Russian vodka is better than Ukrainian.
[00:19:03]  I always say, Stoli is what I tend to drink, so I'm really happy.
[00:19:06]  Yeah, but we have to delete that.
[00:19:07]  But he told me, but he told me, because he didn't have any stoli, that apparently the distributors don't realize it's Latvian.
[00:19:13]  So they aren't even getting stole in.
[00:19:15]  So even the NATO-friendly countries are being punished.
[00:19:18]  The Latvians.
[00:19:18]  What do the Latvians do?
[00:19:19]  What did the Latvians do, Zelensky?
[00:19:21]  The Latvians, they do, the Latvians, they steal our recipes.
[00:19:24]  The prostitutes steal your wallet.
[00:19:26]  I couldn't find Latvia on a map, but I don't fucking trust them.
[00:19:29]  No, no, Latvians, no.
[00:19:32]  Latvian vodka, might as well just let the cow shit in it.
[00:19:35]  It's disgusting.
[00:19:37]  Yeah, I was going to say, I just know this is something he said, made in Latvia, not buying it.
[00:19:41]  So this makes me sad because I didn't realize Stoli is a nice bottle.
[00:19:44]  It looks good.
[00:19:45]  It's classy.
[00:19:46]  Diana Ramers, she'll drink it neat.
[00:19:48]  I don't know how you do that.
[00:19:49]  How you can drink vodka out of a cup without ice.
[00:19:51]  It doesn't make sense.
[00:19:53]  Alcoholism.
[00:19:54]  It's an alcoholic drink like that.
[00:19:56]  Diana Ramers is not an alcoholic.
[00:19:58]  She's an amazing woman.
[00:19:59]  She's a beautiful soul.
[00:20:01]  You lie.
[00:20:02]  You're a psyop and you lie.
[00:20:03]  She should try fentanyl.
[00:20:04]  Fentanyl is American fentanyl.
[00:20:06]  See, America has the best fentanyl.
[00:20:08]  Ukraine or fentanyl.
[00:20:09]  Shit.
[00:20:10]  He's a beautiful person.
[00:20:11]  The best fentanyl was from China, though.
[00:20:13]  It is.
[00:20:16]  Everything's best.
[00:20:17]  I'm from China, but it's still an Apple product.
[00:20:19]  It's still American.
[00:20:20]  It's still designed in California.
[00:20:22]  Come on.
[00:20:23]  You are more annoying in person than I could have ever been.
[00:20:25]  You know what's funny, though, Elijah?
[00:20:26]  Even like, I'm not even enjoying myself.
[00:20:28]  It's like, go back to being on in acting because this is literally, I'm starting to think you might not actually be Zelensky.
[00:20:33]  No, no, no, I have to say this too, though, Zelensky.
[00:20:37]  Funniest thing, though, I'm at the liquor store.
[00:20:39]  First time I've ever seen an American-made product push to the front at an American business, it was like, oh, try these American-made vodkas instead.
[00:20:47]  And I was like, so it really took us getting into World War III for us to actually push American-made products.
[00:20:52]  I had to buy, I had to buy Deep Eddy because they didn't have Stolly.
[00:20:55]  They have good vodks.
[00:20:56]  I know, but it's like, but it's like, also, too, it's just like, here's the thing.
[00:21:00]  If I just like my Eastern European vodka, that's just what I enjoy.
[00:21:04]  Luckily, and that was going to be the first time I ever tried alcohol in my life, which was crazy.
[00:21:09]  So I hope you enjoy it.
[00:21:11]  It doesn't taste very good, but this is your first time trying alcohol too.
[00:21:14]  I know.
[00:21:14]  I'm really excited.
[00:21:16]  Like you guys, I've never been on this show before.
[00:21:18]  I've never drank vodka in my life.
[00:21:19]  Like so many firsts today.
[00:21:21]  Wow, you're virgins.
[00:21:23]  Me, I drink vodka with Hunter Biden.
[00:21:25]  Like I said, we smoke and we party and throw a prostitute off boat or stop a building and we laugh.
[00:21:31]  Oh, look at that one.
[00:21:32]  She's clangling.
[00:21:33]  She's clangling.
[00:21:33]  We call it.

=== A Dream Within A Dream (03:12) ===

[00:21:34]  It's so much fun.
[00:21:35]  I figured it out.
[00:21:36]  Oh, no.
[00:21:37]  What?
[00:21:37]  What did you figure out?
[00:21:38]  What did you figure that?
[00:21:39]  You're not actually Zelensky.
[00:21:41]  Wait, what?
[00:21:42]  No, I am.
[00:21:44]  I am representative.
[00:21:46]  No, no, no, no.
[00:21:47]  Take off the glasses.
[00:21:48]  Take off the glasses.
[00:21:49]  Take them off.
[00:21:50]  The room is bright.
[00:21:51]  I get it.
[00:21:52]  Take the glasses off right now.
[00:21:54]  Are you telling me more?
[00:21:55]  Take it off.
[00:21:56]  Take them off.
[00:21:57]  It's Alex Stanley.
[00:22:13]  No, this is not me.
[00:22:14]  You just got trolled.
[00:22:15]  You think I like this guy?
[00:22:16]  He's a Nazi.
[00:22:17]  No way.
[00:22:18]  It's not an ad Alexander, baby.
[00:22:20]  Let's grind in James.
[00:22:22]  I'm shook to the core.
[00:22:23]  I was not expecting that.
[00:22:24]  Well, guys, sometimes.
[00:22:25]  You were sitting there the whole time.
[00:22:27]  Sometimes a chameleon walks in the room, and sometimes I put on an act.
[00:22:31]  Elijah's crying right now because he's so shocked.
[00:22:33]  Prime time 99.
[00:22:34]  Viral sensation.
[00:22:35]  Don't forget viral sensation.
[00:22:37]  How did you get in here?
[00:22:38]  Well, in between my viral videos, I like to play pranks.
[00:22:41]  You know what I mean?
[00:22:42]  And that's when I played the ultimate prank today on both of you guys.
[00:22:44]  So I apologize for taking you on a whirlwind ride.
[00:22:47]  And I hope that you will forgive me and you're not suffering from PTSD.
[00:22:50]  But sometimes when I troll, I take it to the next limit.
[00:22:53]  Is our whole life a lie?
[00:22:54]  Everything's so you're telling me that you, this is like a, this is literally inception.
[00:22:59]  It's an actor playing an actor who's an actor that play that plays the president.
[00:23:04]  Exactly.
[00:23:04]  You nailed it, Elijah.
[00:23:05]  Seriously.
[00:23:06]  That's the thing.
[00:23:07]  Elijah.
[00:23:08]  It's a dream within a dream within a dream.
[00:23:10]  I'm starstruck.
[00:23:11]  I never had you on the show before.
[00:23:12]  What one is slightly offensive for the first time?
[00:23:14]  Well, it's an honor, and it's a lot like having a wet dream within a nightmare.
[00:23:17]  That's like what it's like when Alexander comes in the room.
[00:23:20]  So buckle up, buttercup.
[00:23:21]  We're about to go on a freaky deeky ride, even wilder than Vladimir Zelensky could ever take you on.
[00:23:26]  That's true.
[00:23:26]  And obviously, if you have as much adventures as Zelensky and you go around your life and you want to keep these memories, I got to tell you this.
[00:23:32]  You've got to check out Paint Your Life.
[00:23:34]  So obviously, you never think about painting a picture because the picture of life is somewhat disappointing.
[00:23:39]  And obviously, too, you might have old film pictures of people that might have passed away.
[00:23:43]  Maybe you have wedding pictures and you might want to edit them a little bit, but you don't have Photoshop skills, or you want to give the greatest gift from an anniversary to a birthday.
[00:23:51]  Paint Your Life basically takes any image that you want or a collage of images that you choose and turns them into a hand-painted image of the highest quality.
[00:24:00]  The artists are amazing.
[00:24:01]  You pick them.
[00:24:01]  It takes, it's very simple.
[00:24:03]  You give them the picture and they actually send it back to you.
[00:24:06]  Better quality than you expect.
[00:24:08]  The frame is amazing.
[00:24:09]  And it blows my mind that when I sent them the picture of Alex Jones' head that you've seen on other episodes on, I believe like it's, I guess I'm finding out now it's like a naked rat or like a hairless, I mean, a hairless cat.
[00:24:19]  A hairless cat.
[00:24:20]  Cat, yeah.
[00:24:20]  And can I just say a funny story on that too?
[00:24:22]  So when I sent in that request for Paint Your Life, you can leave a comment and I put, I am so sorry you have to.
[00:24:27]  And they made the most beautiful rendition.
[00:24:30]  Yeah, literally.
[00:24:30]  And it is great.

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[00:25:13]  So speaking of this, though, as much as it's all crazy since you're back in here, this is actually kind of crazy.
[00:25:19]  Do you guys remember I saw this today from MRC TV that an Antifa member involved in 2020 BLM riots calls for the death of journalist Andy No.
[00:25:29]  Now, this is obviously important because genuinely you're back on the road.
[00:25:31]  You know people hate you.
[00:25:32]  We're going to get into that in a little bit about the videos and the things that you've been doing on the road, which is really insane and why big tech is targeting you, which is absolutely crushing.
[00:25:41]  But this talks about, oh, those cute and cuddly terrorists and far-left fascist tactic using group Antifa, which ironically is supposed to stand for anti-fascist.
[00:25:49]  It wouldn't be a day ending in why if they didn't harass or threaten someone or group that doesn't adhere to their every women ill-informed stance.
[00:25:56]  AZ Free News recently reported yet another instance of a member of the violent group threatening someone who reports the truth about their communist insanity.
[00:26:02]  Of course, their favorite target is journalist Andy No.
[00:26:06]  Marisa Levia, who is reportedly an Arizona State University graduate, certified nursing assistant and member of Antifa, called for the death of No after he was falsely inserted into a Portland shooting case.
[00:26:17]  No tweeted the disinfo Antifa account spreads false claims about journalists stating that he had posted a flyer about an Antifa event at which the shooting took place.
[00:26:24]  No tweeted screenshots of the tweets from the alleged Antifa members attempting to implicate him as some kind of accessory to the crime.
[00:26:30]  And he wrote here, disinfo, he was basically saying they're writing all types of things.
[00:26:33]  Andy No posted the flyer, the exact people who were targeted, et cetera.
[00:26:37]  Antifa suddenly, I mean, this is, I feel like, this is when I say we're back to like 2017.
[00:26:41]  We're back to Antifa trying to kill Andy No.
[00:26:44]  Like, how did this happen?
[00:26:46]  And also, genuinely, with you going back out on the street and with Alex, you going to the protest too.
[00:26:51]  I mean, what's your real, what's your real assertion?
[00:26:53]  Do you feel like Antifa is still a threat?
[00:26:55]  Do you feel like we should be worried?
[00:26:56]  They're committing assaults.
[00:26:57]  They're breaking windows.
[00:26:58]  Do you think the violence is going to amp up?
[00:27:00]  And are you worried going forward that you're going to face yet again another year of bullshit from Antifa?
[00:27:06]  100%, dude.
[00:27:07]  I was at a pro-transition surgery for children rally in Austin, Texas this past Sunday.
[00:27:13]  And I saw a couple of those Antifa members that are common to Austin coming after me and trying to shut me down.
[00:27:19]  And then I got mobbed.
[00:27:20]  I got silenced at that event.
[00:27:21]  And I had 10 people following me for an entire hour, calling me a fascist and a white supremacist and telling me that I had to be shut down because I was asking people why they were there and why the event was important to them.
[00:27:32]  I wasn't doing any gotcha questions or anything like that.
[00:27:34]  But these people know that their argument can't stand.
[00:27:37]  They know what they actually stand for, which is communism, which is like real fascism, if you will, shutting people down, silencing the opposition.
[00:27:44]  And they are going to be violent.
[00:27:46]  I've already seen it happen.
[00:27:47]  I've seen the college students saying that women can have penises.
[00:27:50]  And if you disagree with that, you're bigoted.
[00:27:52]  You're hateful.
[00:27:53]  And you need to be ejected from civil society or ejected from the rally.
[00:27:57]  I think we actually have that.
[00:27:58]  If you could play the video from the Dropbox Gay Tupac Libs saying women can have penises, I think we, if we have that, can we play that?
[00:28:05]  Well, and I want to say one thing though, the Antifa, they're basically like crisis actors.
[00:28:09]  You know, at this point, like they are just meant to cause as much disturbance and they are under the guise that they're actually doing something good.
[00:28:15]  That's what I like about the Antifa's.
[00:28:17]  They're so stupid is they think they're on the right side of it and they're attacking Andy now, who's an openly gay man who's standing up for gay rights.
[00:28:22]  So I guess that's why I like Antifa is how dumb they are.
[00:28:25]  Well, I want to hear this.
[00:28:26]  Let's listen to this woman saying that Lib's saying women can have penis.
[00:28:28]  This is from Sab this and original from her.
[00:28:30]  What would you say to the parents of the girls that were swimming today who felt like their daughters were cheated out of a win, who felt like Leah has an unfair biological advantage?
[00:28:40]  She has been transitioning for the past three years and at this point there isn't that big of a biological difference.
[00:28:49]  Honestly, I feel like they might have a concern about quote-unquote unfair advantage.
[00:28:57]  And I mean, generally the advantage that men, actual men have in sports comes from hormones.
[00:29:04]  But most trans women do undergo hormone therapy and so they don't have that advantage after they've transitioned.
[00:29:10]  So I don't think anybody was cheated out of anything.
[00:29:13]  I am the strongest woman this state has ever seen.
[00:29:17]  Would you say that you see a difference in body type or stature when Leah stands next to other female competitors?
[00:29:24]  I personally have not seen Leah, but in general, trans women that I have seen, I have not seen very much of a difference.
[00:29:34]  She's just a woman.
[00:29:36]  Just a woman.
[00:29:36]  All women, women come in different body types.
[00:29:38]  Women come in different muscle masses.
[00:29:40]  She is a woman.
[00:29:42]  Do women have penises?
[00:29:45]  Women can have penises.
[00:29:47]  Can men get periods?
[00:29:48]  Men can get periods.
[00:29:49]  And can men get pregnant.
[00:29:50]  Wow.
[00:29:51]  Men can get pregnant.
[00:29:54]  Women have penises.
[00:29:55]  How do you feel about that?
[00:29:56]  I've had a lot of fun.
[00:29:57]  Sure.
[00:29:58]  You know?
[00:29:59]  Can men get pregnant?
[00:30:01]  Yes.
[00:30:01]  When you guys hear that type of rhetoric that only women can get pregnant, I mean, how does it make you guys feel?
[00:30:10]  I tend not to feel.
[00:30:11]  It's just incorrect.
[00:30:12]  Yeah, there's not much that I can do.
[00:30:14]  Like, yeah, it's just wrong.
[00:30:16]  What would you not feel?
[00:30:20]  I'm going to let you genuinely, this is you.
[00:30:23]  By the way, tiny brown privilege, you just don't expect this girl to be like a radical right-winger, like genuinely.
[00:30:29]  Like even where she's like, she scares me sometimes.
[00:30:32]  I'm always like, oh my gosh.
[00:30:33]  But now that you're out on your own and you're here and you're talking to these people, genuinely, what was going on?
[00:30:39]  Like, what's going through your mind when you hear this?
[00:30:41]  I wasn't surprised.
[00:30:42]  And I think that's the worst part of that is that when I see these types of things, it's not surprising to me when we get these types of responses.
[00:30:48]  It's not surprising.
[00:30:48]  And my favorite part about this clip is that it was retweeted by Jordan Peterson.
[00:30:53]  So we exposed the LGBTQ left for being absolutely straight up retarded, not being based in biological science or fact.
[00:31:00]  And what did Twitter do?
[00:31:01]  They swooped in and they deleted everything.
[00:31:03]  What I was going to add to the whole Antifa commentary as well is that Antifa accounts actually targeted my Twitter and said that I was drumming up hate against Leah Thomas, which is why my account needed to be deleted.
[00:31:14]  And it was.
[00:31:15]  And people might be saying this too, by the way.
[00:31:16]  And it was a show account for her show.
[00:31:19]  And also, it's kind of like what they're saying, like, oh, but, you know, didn't she get suspended before?
[00:31:23]  Remember, when she got suspended originally from her personal account, that was for a reason that was fake.
[00:31:28]  It was for evading a suspension, then there was no suspension.
[00:31:30]  There was never any suspension.
[00:31:32]  They just, they just got rid of you because Trump retweeted you and then suddenly your count was gone.
[00:31:35]  Yeah.
[00:31:35]  I want to say this, though, Savannah.
[00:31:36]  Is the reason why is because you like what's happening today is all about intersectionality.
[00:31:40]  And because you're a multicultural, well-spoken woman, you check every box that they want on their side.
[00:31:45]  And I don't mean that.
[00:31:46]  I mean, I am sippy, but no, but I mean, that's serious.
[00:31:48]  That's why that's why when those women, when you go up there with a microphone, they're not really threatened.
[00:31:52]  They're like, well, who is this woman?
[00:31:54]  It's like, and I mean this with all due respect.
[00:31:55]  You'd be perfect for a McDonald's commercial because they could never put a white person in a McDonald's commercial.
[00:31:58]  They want everybody to be ethnically ambiguous.
[00:32:00]  That's a fact.
[00:32:01]  I've seen the casting calls.
[00:32:02]  You could ethnically eat a hamburger very well.
[00:32:04]  Yes.
[00:32:05]  And they want you to be ethnically ambiguous.
[00:32:07]  That's an actual casting call.
[00:32:08]  I didn't make that up.
[00:32:09]  So I'm saying you throw them off because you come up there as a woman.
[00:32:12]  They think, oh, is she on her side?
[00:32:14]  And then you spit those facts.
[00:32:15]  You ask them, can a man get pregnant?
[00:32:17]  Can a man have a period?
[00:32:18]  And if they say yes, that shows you they are mentally challenged and they really probably do need to go seek some sort of therapy.
[00:32:24]  Yeah, and I know we used to laugh at these people, but it is crazy to me in general because I feel like we've had this conversation so many times.
[00:32:34]  And we know that it's dumb.
[00:32:36]  And this is what's so mind-blowing about it.
[00:32:37]  We've had a couple years where like we chilled on the trans stuff and then we just like burned cities down and then fortified an election and then crashed the economy, ruined a country and caused rapid inflation.
[00:32:49]  And then we're back to like we're caring that women could have penises.
[00:32:54]  Dude, because it's an election year and BLM has now been replaced with the LGBTQ community.
[00:33:00]  So that's why we're not hearing from BLM anymore.
[00:33:02]  They're correct.
[00:33:02]  Because then they got exposed as corrupt.
[00:33:04]  The organization got corrupt.
[00:33:05]  They're irrelevant because it's not a presidential election year.
[00:33:08]  So again, you know, they don't need that whole entire subset of the minority community.
[00:33:12]  So now it's the LGBTQ nonsense and we're back to erasing women.
[00:33:16]  It's absolutely ridiculous.
[00:33:17]  Look at this.
[00:33:18]  I'm going to go to this on my screen here.
[00:33:20]  Dude, so I know.
[00:33:20]  Can I say too well you're pulling that up?
[00:33:22]  I saw Leah Thomas swim with my own two eyes and homeboy is huge.
[00:33:25]  He has some big ass shoulders.
[00:33:27]  He's a big ass.
[00:33:28]  He's a whole motherfucking unit up in this bitch.
[00:33:30]  Okay.
[00:33:31]  And I want to make this point, too.
[00:33:32]  This is this is a lot of people.
[00:33:35]  That's a man.
[00:33:35]  That's a man.
[00:33:36]  That's a man, baby.
[00:33:37]  Hey, man.
[00:33:38]  I say this.
[00:33:39]  Yeah, I'm a long time ago.
[00:33:40]  Leah Thomas, I tell people this.
[00:33:41]  I can say this.
[00:33:42]  Leah Thomas is more masculine than I am.
[00:33:45]  Big fat.
[00:33:46]  Homeboy does not have a microphone.
[00:33:48]  6'4.
[00:33:48]  Yeah.
[00:33:49]  Okay.
[00:33:49]  He's got a bigger dick than me.
[00:33:50]  She has a bigger dick than me.
[00:33:51]  But this is the problem in other communities.
[00:33:52]  They're plural.
[00:33:53]  They is the LGBT is carrying the tea right now.
[00:33:56]  Because we all know, we probably all have family members that might be gay, friends that are gay.
[00:33:59]  But it's the trans issue that's getting all the spotlight and it's actually taking away from, you know, gay people.
[00:34:04]  So that's, I think, the psychological operation now.
[00:34:07]  They're trying to get us to care about the ultra-feminization of men.
[00:34:10]  They're trying to get us to make it where a man can compete against a woman.
[00:34:13]  So it's gone, it's gone against, you know, gay pride to trans pride, which I think is a totally different thing than gay pride, in my opinion.
[00:34:20]  Yeah, and look at this, though, because we're going to get to one of your deleted interviews that got taken off the air in a second.
[00:34:26]  That's really important to watch.
[00:34:27]  And if you haven't seen it, you need to stick around for this.
[00:34:29]  But Dorn Bershi.
[00:34:33]  Dorn Bersham, Children's Hospital.
[00:34:34]  Dermot Shersham.
[00:34:36]  Hey, that's what you say when Leah Thomas pulls down her pants.
[00:34:41]  Dermot Sherman.
[00:34:46]  You know, her teammates did complain that she was changing in the locker room her genitals.
[00:34:49]  That is a fact.
[00:34:50]  She's got some.
[00:34:51]  Just deck swinging.
[00:34:53]  Leah, what is it like to have a schlangadon like that?
[00:34:56]  Why is your vagina on the outside?
[00:34:59]  That is a fat labia.
[00:35:03]  Wow.
[00:35:04]  Well, they're teaching gender clinic safe tucking for toddlers and young children.
[00:35:09]  Explaining what tucking is.
[00:35:11]  That's great.
[00:35:12]  Showing examples of putting your baby carrot between your leg with underwears.
[00:35:16]  Dude, I didn't know before reading this that you guys could tuck your balls inside.
[00:35:20]  You've never seen a mangina.
[00:35:21]  Are you kidding?
[00:35:22]  You've never seen someone come out of the shower and pretend like they didn't have a dick and balls?
[00:35:25]  Dude, the mangina.
[00:35:26]  What are y'all doing?
[00:35:27]  I'm in your locker rooms, you weirdo.
[00:35:28]  Yeah, let me tell you something.
[00:35:30]  Locker rooms.
[00:35:31]  Yeah.
[00:35:31]  Before the show.
[00:35:32]  Church.
[00:35:32]  I did this on Sunday.
[00:35:34]  I was, yeah, a Bible study.
[00:35:35]  They're like, yeah, get a new priest.
[00:35:38]  Get a new priest.
[00:35:39]  Well, I've been seeing him since I was seven, so I'm not going to be able to do it.
[00:35:43]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:35:45]  I'm going to say, you've never seen the mangina?
[00:35:47]  No.
[00:35:48]  Okay, well, we learned something new about Sav.
[00:35:51]  But they're teaching us about how to put your testicles inside of your body, basically how to create a mini mangina with the idea of also taping the penis and the scrotum, which is not recommended to put duct tape on your balls.
[00:36:01]  I'm just going to say this.
[00:36:02]  There's a lot of recommendations for things you can do with your balls, but I'm going to start a list of things you should not.
[00:36:07]  And that would be tucking them between your legs and then using tape to squish them in.
[00:36:11]  Because if you know, testicles do not respond well to heat.
[00:36:14]  They respond well to hot women, but that's not real physical heat.
[00:36:17]  But when it comes to actual heat, it actually can reduce your sperm flow.
[00:36:21]  And I would say that part of the trans movement is reducing fertility.
[00:36:26]  But maybe that's good.
[00:36:26]  And then you think about it.
[00:36:27]  Not for kids, though, but maybe it's good in general.
[00:36:30]  I can't wait until the entire LGBTQ community is extinct.
[00:36:33]  Well, no, don't say that.
[00:36:35]  Okay, guys, guys, I want to say, that's not good.
[00:36:37]  That's not good.
[00:36:38]  No, they're the best thing.
[00:36:39]  In a violent way, not in a violent way.
[00:36:42]  No, that's not.
[00:36:42]  Not in a violent way.
[00:36:43]  We have gay Tupac.
[00:36:46]  But listen, we literally have gay Tupac in the studio.
[00:36:49]  He's very offended.
[00:36:50]  Okay, well, because I'm a little older than you guys, and this is the problem.
[00:36:53]  I always talk about this.
[00:36:53]  Is the problem.
[00:36:54]  There used to be a great movie.
[00:36:55]  It was called Too Wong Fu with Wesley Snipes, Kurt Russell, where they're trans.
[00:36:59]  And when I was a young kid, this movie was famous.
[00:37:02]  Like, what I'm saying is there's always been trans stuff, but it wasn't to the point now where they're teaching kids how to tape their balls behind their buttholes.
[00:37:09]  So I'm saying we are really, we've lost, we're lost in the cloth.
[00:37:12]  We've lost confusion.
[00:37:14]  I don't want to live in this simulation anymore.
[00:37:16]  Hey, son, it's like, you know, you have the talk with your kid, the one where you teach them how to tuck their balls.
[00:37:22]  You're going to need this, son.
[00:37:24]  I found a crusty sock.
[00:37:25]  It's about time we started.
[00:37:26]  Look, I've always wanted a daughter and you're a severe disappointment.
[00:37:28]  Get the duct tape.
[00:37:29]  Get the duct tape.
[00:37:30]  Well, there's a joke.
[00:37:31]  I got to say this joke.
[00:37:32]  Having a four-year-old trans kid is a lot like having a vegan cat.
[00:37:35]  You know who's making the decision.
[00:37:37]  That's the owner.
[00:37:38]  That's true, though.
[00:37:38]  And what's crazy, though, is, and to back up your statement of the LGBTQ community going extinct, I agree.
[00:37:43]  The fact that there's a community that it really, really, truly actually doesn't even uplift people.
[00:37:48]  This is what I say too.
[00:37:50]  When you say, like, oh, why don't you like like, you know, okay, I should, okay, I can't actually say what I was about to say on the internet, but be careful.
[00:37:58]  The young community, why don't you like the young community?
[00:38:00]  It doesn't mean that there aren't individual people that are just happen to be youthful that aren't great people.
[00:38:05]  It's just the fact that if you're going to make a community based off of a minority representation, the chances are that group is not about the interests of people who identify with that said minority or identity.
[00:38:17]  It's going to be a political group that uses people as pons and as tools to advance an agenda.
[00:38:23]  One that usually is demonic, it's satanic, and it goes against humanity.
[00:38:27]  So that being said, it's like the LGBTQ community has nothing to do with respecting anybody.
[00:38:33]  If you happen to be gay and you are a Republican, they won't like you.
[00:38:38]  If you happen to be gay and you still have same-sex attraction, but like convert to Christianity and say, hey, I think this was immoral, but even admitting there's that one guy from Pulse Nightclub that says, hey, I'm still have these attractions.
[00:38:50]  They will reject you because you go against what they want, which is to get all of our kids' balls taped to their buttholes.
[00:38:57]  That's what they want.
[00:38:58]  I'm not joking.
[00:38:59]  It's not even about gay anymore.
[00:39:00]  It's about transhumanism.
[00:39:02]  It's turning people in and away from their identity with what God designed them to be.
[00:39:06]  And if you're not a believer and you don't believe in God, you're going against nature.
[00:39:10]  You're going against natural design.
[00:39:12]  Or again, I hate to say this because I don't want to use this.
[00:39:15]  Even if you want to call it evolution, if you believe in macrocosmic evolution, do you really want the future of humanity to be that we're using tape?
[00:39:24]  Well, that's what they say.
[00:39:25]  If that's what you want, but Elijah, that's a good point.
[00:39:27]  The macroevolution will be that we're all one race and one sex.
[00:39:30]  And that's what they say.
[00:39:30]  If we live long enough, we'll all intermingle and we'll become one sex.
[00:39:33]  I don't believe in that.
[00:39:34]  I don't believe that will ever happen.
[00:39:36]  Of course, I don't believe that we evolved from Pond Scam.
[00:39:37]  No way.
[00:39:38]  I'm just saying, that's really what they think.
[00:39:39]  When you think about the transhumanist agenda, they actually think in a million years from now, we're all going to be one sex in one race, which is the most absurd thing that you can actually think about.

=== NCAA Athletes Speak Up (08:11) ===

[00:39:48]  And that's what's happening now.
[00:39:50]  It's just that we're at the very beginning of it and it's only going to get worse, but we'll be dead and gone by the time that ever happens.
[00:39:54]  Yeah, K2B, can you get the video-deleted interview from the Dropbox here in a second from Savs, the one I sent you?
[00:40:00]  Because this is an interview that you had.
[00:40:02]  Can you explain what this is and what happened here?
[00:40:04]  So all of the NCAA athletes that were competing at the swimming championship at Georgia Tech were instructed by their coaches and by other people in the NCAA not to mention Leah Thomas's name to the media or even mention his name in the locker room.
[00:40:18]  Wow.
[00:40:18]  So none of the athletes wanted to talk to us.
[00:40:21]  I was lucky enough to find the one athlete willing to speak out.
[00:40:23]  Basically, her teammate was crying because she placed 17th.
[00:40:27]  There's 16 spots for the finalists.
[00:40:29]  So Leah Thomas took this NCAA athlete, former Olympian, as well, took her spot.
[00:40:35]  It was her last NCAA competition as well because she's a fifth-year senior, so completely took the competition away from her.
[00:40:40]  And this athlete was willing to speak to me about it.
[00:40:44]  So we were the first to break this story.
[00:40:45]  It was on Tucker Carlson, hit over 1.8 million views on Twitter.
[00:40:50]  And again, too, Twitter isn't silencing journalists like me, not my voice, when they delete my account.
[00:40:55]  They're silencing the brave NCAA swimmers and athletes who were brave enough to speak out against a biological male fighting in their sport or winning in their sport.
[00:41:04]  So that's what this interview was.
[00:41:05]  No, you're 100%.
[00:41:06]  Let's go.
[00:41:06]  Let's cue that interview.
[00:41:08]  You're a Virginia Tech swimmer.
[00:41:09]  What did you think about Leah Thomas competing today as a swimmer in this competition?
[00:41:13]  What are you feeling?
[00:41:14]  What are other athletes feeling?
[00:41:16]  It's a common conception that we are all very disappointed and frustrated with someone who has capabilities more than us women have to be able to compete at this level and take opportunities away from other women.
[00:41:27]  Like I have a teammate who did not make finals today because she was just bumped out of finals.
[00:41:32]  And it's heartbreaking to see someone who went through puberty as a male and has the body of a male be able to absolutely blow away the competition.
[00:41:41]  And you go into it with a mindset that you are, you don't have a chance, if that makes sense.
[00:41:46]  Like it's hard to compete against someone with the aerobic capacity, the muscle development, the body of a man.
[00:41:52]  It's hard.
[00:41:53]  It's hard to think about it like that.
[00:41:55]  And staying positive, I bet for other swimmers who are in that heat is probably overwhelming.
[00:42:02]  I'm not sure.
[00:42:02]  I can't speak for them, but it's disappointing to see and frustrating, definitely.
[00:42:07]  And you said that one of your teammates was crying today because she didn't make the finals.
[00:42:11]  You said that she was 17th and there were 16 spots.
[00:42:16]  So Leah Thomas took one of those spots.
[00:42:19]  Talk to us about what your teammate was going through and that experience.
[00:42:23]  She was very emotional and it's hard to see because it's her last NCAA's and she really loves that race and it was just heartbreaking to see that she put all her effort into it today and one of the best time that she's went in a morning session before and still not make it back.
[00:42:36]  It's hard to see someone who works every day, every night, still not be able to compete against someone like that.
[00:42:44]  You're a Virginia.
[00:42:45]  Yeah, that is as someone with experience and being a woman.
[00:42:52]  Elijah.
[00:42:53]  What does that elicit?
[00:42:53]  Because that is a really hard thing to listen to, genuinely.
[00:42:56]  That is really, like, it's not funny.
[00:42:57]  It's genuine.
[00:42:58]  It's heartbreaking.
[00:42:59]  It was heartbreaking.
[00:43:00]  And this athlete actually found me on Twitter right when I posted this clip and said, hey, I'm really worried about my coaches and my entire swimming career.
[00:43:08]  Will you please take the clip down?
[00:43:09]  I talked to her about it and I said, you know what?
[00:43:12]  I'm not going to make the decision for you to leave it up.
[00:43:14]  If you'd like me to take it down, I will.
[00:43:16]  But she decided to make the decision to put her entire swimming career on the line and leave the clip up.
[00:43:21]  And then her voice was heard as it should have been.
[00:43:24]  But Twitter came in and deleted it all.
[00:43:26]  And again, too, like as a female, Elijah, you and I have done so much dumb stuff.
[00:43:31]  There was this one time.
[00:43:36]  Weird segue, weird segue, but like one time Elijah and I were like, let's punch each other in the stomach.
[00:43:40]  And so I punched Elijah in the stomach, and then he was like, I'm not going to punch you, Sav.
[00:43:43]  And I was like, do it.
[00:43:45]  So he punches me in the stomach.
[00:43:46]  And Elijah, a biological male, yeah, it freaking hurt.
[00:43:50]  Okay.
[00:43:50]  So, you know, when another female punches me in the stomach, that's like Leah Thomas, though, next to these female athletes.
[00:43:57]  And again, just like as somebody who has experienced, like, and that was probably what, like, an eighth of your strength.
[00:44:02]  Oh, imagine you if you're a kid.
[00:44:04]  That's what I'm saying.
[00:44:04]  Imagine competing against that.
[00:44:06]  Get up real fast.
[00:44:08]  Let's see how our size with each other.
[00:44:10]  Look at this.
[00:44:10]  Yeah.
[00:44:10]  I mean, Elijah is tall and thick armed.
[00:44:18]  And that's basically.
[00:44:19]  Thomas?
[00:44:20]  Next to the other female competitors?
[00:44:22]  I'm not joking.
[00:44:23]  I know.
[00:44:24]  At the podium.
[00:44:25]  I'm a trans swimmer.
[00:44:26]  I like that.
[00:44:26]  Can we get on?
[00:44:27]  We just like, I don't know, can we, can we get that up something?
[00:44:28]  I don't know.
[00:44:29]  Hey, but, but that, I'm a trans swimmer.
[00:44:31]  He's number one.
[00:44:36]  I want to win a swimming competition.
[00:44:38]  I'm a woman.
[00:44:40]  Let me show you my dick.
[00:44:43]  Well, hey, but that makes well that's a point.
[00:44:46]  Hey, guys, what is the deal, though?
[00:44:47]  What do you think about this, though?
[00:44:48]  It's like, I think I saw Eric July push about it, or maybe it was Tim Poole.
[00:44:52]  Okay, the women didn't protest.
[00:44:53]  Is it their job, though, to protest this thing, in your opinion?
[00:44:57]  For me, at the same time, it's like they're probably worried, like you're just saying, they're not allowed to speak because NCAA loses their spot.
[00:45:03]  But I mean, what do you think?
[00:45:04]  In their position, I feel like they should have protested.
[00:45:06]  And final comment on this, and then I got to.
[00:45:08]  No, I was going to say, I understand now that I'm a trans swimmer.
[00:45:11]  You don't want to be in the same room as me because you're a transphobic bigot.
[00:45:14]  And so I understand that now that I've cleared my transgender swimming, she's going to swim out of this pool and go off because now she's famous.
[00:45:22]  Unlike the guys in the room here, you couldn't even pass off the Zelensky thing.
[00:45:26]  You only fooled me for 20 minutes.
[00:45:28]  So, I mean, people said I'm dumb.
[00:45:30]  We're not that dumb.
[00:45:33]  Alcoholism has a kill goal for itself.
[00:45:35]  All right, guys.
[00:45:36]  But no, last thing I'll say, and then I got to go, is I actually talked with some of the LGBTQ people about this, and I kind of agreed with them on that.
[00:45:43]  I think it should be up to the athletes.
[00:45:45]  I think that none of them should have even swam with Thomas.
[00:45:47]  I think that the parents should have been booing Thomas.
[00:45:49]  I think that this doesn't end until we decide that it ends, just like with the face masks with COVID and everything.
[00:45:54]  The masses need to decide to stand up and push back against this because no one's going to stop it except for you.
[00:45:58]  Where can we follow you, though, now that you're spending on Twitter?
[00:46:00]  Where's, I mean, other than obviously youtube.com/slash sav says, right?
[00:46:03]  Is that S-A-V-S-A-Y-S?
[00:46:05]  Sav says, yes, go follow me on YouTube at SavSays.
[00:46:07]  Go follow me on Truth Social, where I will primarily be posting my protest and riot footage at SavSays.
[00:46:13]  Go follow me on Instagram at Sav with OneN.
[00:46:15]  And then my website, SavSaysOfficial.com.
[00:46:18]  And with that, I got to go, but I love you.
[00:46:19]  All right, Sav.
[00:46:19]  Thank you, Sav.
[00:46:20]  Thank you, Savannah.
[00:46:21]  Thank you, guys.
[00:46:21]  Zelensky, sign.
[00:46:23]  Thank you.
[00:46:23]  Thank you.
[00:46:24]  Alex Stein, but hey, we've learned this throughout all of this.
[00:46:28]  We're happy to have you back on.
[00:46:29]  You're welcome back anytime.
[00:46:31]  And people will probably see us when this comes out.
[00:46:34]  If you're watching this Wednesday, Sav and I go to my Telegram and see or my Twitter and see where we're going to be because we might be in the same place same time doing something interesting.
[00:46:43]  Yeah, we might be on a top secret mission together.
[00:46:45]  Like that teaser.
[00:46:46]  Be on the lookout.
[00:46:48]  Wow.
[00:46:48]  That's very vague.
[00:46:49]  Be on the lookout.
[00:46:50]  All right.
[00:46:50]  Bye guys.
[00:46:50]  Bye, Savannah.
[00:46:51]  Bye, Savannah.
[00:46:51]  Can we get a wide cam?
[00:46:52]  Can we get a wide camp to watch this way?
[00:46:54]  There you go.
[00:46:54]  I'm going to simp on the way out.
[00:46:56]  I'm not worthy.
[00:46:57]  Oh, what is that?
[00:46:58]  Hang on, guys.
[00:46:59]  Hang on.
[00:46:59]  Last thing before I go.
[00:47:00]  What is that?
[00:47:01]  You guys have heard of Robinette, but have you met Raisinette?
[00:47:06]  Oh, I love you.
[00:47:09]  You literally thought about bringing in a member to the Diversity Coalition?
[00:47:12]  I did.
[00:47:12]  I miss you guys so much that I had to add a member of the diversity coalition.
[00:47:17]  Her name is Raisinette because she's out here looking like a chocolate snack.
[00:47:20]  We love to see it.
[00:47:21]  Oh, I love that.
[00:47:22]  Chocolate snack.
[00:47:23]  Wide cam exit.
[00:47:25]  We're out.
[00:47:26]  Dramatic exit.
[00:47:26]  Go be famous.
[00:47:27]  Go on more shows.
[00:47:28]  Goodbye.
[00:47:29]  I'm not going to go drink this for the rest of the night.
[00:47:32]  See you friends.
[00:47:32]  All right, Savannah.
[00:47:33]  See you, Savannah.
[00:47:34]  You're the queen.
[00:47:35]  Bye.
[00:47:36]  Bye.
[00:47:36]  Raisinette, huh?
[00:47:38]  Well, it's a black treat.
[00:47:39]  I guess it's a black snack is what she said.

=== Add Points to Your Credit Score Fast (06:03) ===

[00:47:42]  This Barbie is so black.
[00:47:43]  It's face, can't even make it out on camera.
[00:47:45]  The camera has like turned it into like, it just looks like a, oh, it's like, It's extra dark.
[00:47:50]  It's extra dark.
[00:47:50]  It's like the fried chicken that I like.
[00:47:52]  Well, usually we have people name them.
[00:47:53]  By the way, you have one more day to name the Vitiligo.
[00:47:56]  How do you say that skin disease Barbie that we have?
[00:47:58]  Vitiligo.
[00:47:58]  Vidaligo.
[00:47:59]  We still have the skin disease Barbie that somehow lost a leg because I wanted to show quarter black Garrett that I don't take his disrespect very well.
[00:48:06]  So I broke the Barbie that he brought when he visited.
[00:48:08]  And so we haven't named the Vitiligo, Vitiligo Barbie with skin disease, but we do have the newest member of the Diversity Coalition, which I guess Friday we'll figure out the name of the other Barbie.
[00:48:17]  Guess what?
[00:48:18]  Raisinet.
[00:48:19]  Wow, Raisinette.
[00:48:21]  Oh my gosh, I love it.
[00:48:22]  I'm going to play.
[00:48:22]  Well, I'm Raisinette.
[00:48:23]  I'm the star of a new Netflix documentary about a white woman growing up in Philadelphia and becoming the mayor.
[00:48:31]  Okay, that wasn't funny, but I'm telling you, it was actually really good.
[00:48:34]  I just, I just, I, I just, it was recognized who was true.
[00:48:38]  No, it wasn't your fault.
[00:48:39]  It was when I realized where I'm at in my career.
[00:48:42]  Yeah, I know.
[00:48:42]  We're talking about toys.
[00:48:43]  No, but Elijah, you're a very young man.
[00:48:45]  What are you talking about?
[00:48:47]  What the heck?
[00:48:47]  You're talking about it.
[00:48:50]  But you're a content creator.
[00:48:51]  You don't want to create the boring old content.
[00:48:52]  Don't beat yourself up.
[00:48:53]  You're trying to do something creative.
[00:48:54]  You got to take chances in this world.
[00:48:56]  At the end of the day, if you're not taking chances, you're not going to ever hit a home run.
[00:48:59]  So don't beat yourself up.
[00:49:01]  It's true.
[00:49:01]  It's true.
[00:49:01]  And I want to say this.
[00:49:02]  You know, speaking of this, like we said, so tiny peepees are back in fashion.
[00:49:08]  Finally.
[00:49:09]  Which is kind of weird to me because we're back to this narrative.
[00:49:12]  Look at this.
[00:49:12]  Fox News came out and saying that diets with too much meat may cause health problems, low testosterone in men, aka bringing out tiny pee pees.
[00:49:20]  They're trying to push vegetarianism and veganism by saying that if vegans have bigger dicks, but it's weird because you are vegetarian.
[00:49:28]  I'm a vegetarian.
[00:49:29]  And my dick is like so small.
[00:49:30]  So it's not true.
[00:49:32]  Guys, come on.
[00:49:33]  It's debunked.
[00:49:34]  I debunked it.
[00:49:34]  And guys, let me just tell you something.
[00:49:36]  That is a psychological operation.
[00:49:37]  They don't want you to eat meat.
[00:49:38]  I'm not anti-meat whatsoever.
[00:49:39]  I just had kind of digestive issues.
[00:49:41]  And for me, it's health.
[00:49:42]  But this is what I'm saying.
[00:49:43]  If you read on the internet that the mainstream media, even Fox News, if they're going to tell you some article, oh, don't eat meat, go get a steak.
[00:49:49]  That's what I'm trying to tell you.
[00:49:50]  Do the opposite of whatever the mainstream media is giving you because it's all propaganda lies, especially this live, like this psychological operation that, oh, these cows fart too much and it causes climate change.
[00:49:59]  That's bull crap.
[00:50:01]  So guys, I'm telling you, being a vegan doesn't make your dick bigger.
[00:50:04]  I know.
[00:50:04]  I tried and I failed.
[00:50:05]  It's actually gotten smaller and more shriveled.
[00:50:07]  So it's not going to happen.
[00:50:08]  And mine was, as I admitted last night, was my fourth circumcision.
[00:50:12]  So it was just when I was.
[00:50:13]  Mine's about to fall off, dude.
[00:50:14]  I said some duct tape is the only thing keeping it alive at this point.
[00:50:18]  They measured in inches and not centimeters.
[00:50:20]  And then the Senate apparently just took the whole skin off.
[00:50:22]  And they were like, oh, we thought, well, they saved me.
[00:50:24]  This doesn't have to do any ball tucking.
[00:50:25]  It saves you a lot of money.
[00:50:26]  No tucking.
[00:50:27]  There's a lot of money.
[00:50:28]  My tape budget is, I don't even need one.
[00:50:30]  And duct tape's expensive.
[00:50:31]  It's not free.
[00:50:32]  It's about $7 a roll.
[00:50:34]  Look, I don't have to get up part of the trans agenda.
[00:50:36]  Can't tape your balls back when you don't have any.
[00:50:38]  Welcome to the club.
[00:50:39]  It's really good.
[00:50:40]  It's very, it's apparently inherently right-wing.
[00:50:42]  And you know, remove your entire penis at birth.
[00:50:45]  And if Vice says it, guys, you know Vice is the best media outlet.
[00:50:49]  Anything that Vice tells you is 100% accurate, 100% right, and 100% the truth.
[00:50:53]  It's true.
[00:50:54]  And I got to tell you this.
[00:50:55]  Obviously, before you go any further, remember, you do need a credit score to do anything in this country at all.
[00:50:59]  And I don't like that system, but even if you want to rent a house, you can literally lose renting an apartment, not even just buying, renting, because your credit score is low.
[00:51:07]  On top of that, if you're trying to buy a car, have you seen the price of them?
[00:51:10]  You're going to have to probably finance them.
[00:51:11]  Have you ever tried to buy a house?
[00:51:13]  I don't know how many of you guys have $1 million to buy a home in LA, but maybe you have to finance it.
[00:51:18]  But you look at your credit score, you're going to get bad rates.
[00:51:19]  You might not even qualify.
[00:51:21]  And you might even want to refinance, let's say, your student loans or something.
[00:51:24]  You need a good credit score.
[00:51:25]  That's what I need.
[00:51:25]  I needed to refinance my student loans.
[00:51:26]  I was stupid, got them.
[00:51:27]  They were at a high rate.
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[00:51:40]  This is so insane that a lot of people go, Well, how do I actually get my credit score up?
[00:51:44]  You don't look at it.
[00:51:44]  It's like your bank account.
[00:51:45]  You don't want to check it.
[00:51:46]  It's low, but you don't understand like maybe like your self-esteem.
[00:51:49]  But hey, I can't help you with that, but I can get your score points up.
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[00:51:54]  That's S-C-O-R-E-M-A-S-T-E-R.com/slash offense.
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[00:52:20]  Check it out.
[00:52:20]  So they are saying this, though.
[00:52:22]  A new study suggests that having a diet with too much protein can cause serious health problems in men.
[00:52:26]  And of course, the studies are always like they ate like an unhealthy amount of food, and it wasn't because they ate too much meat, it was because it was an unhealthy amount of food.
[00:52:34]  Like they were eating too much food.
[00:52:36]  This means that low carbohydrate diets can have a negative effect on men's testosterone, which I don't even believe in low carbohydrate diets, meaning unless you're like shredding for a competition, you need carbs are good.
[00:52:45]  Like I do, where did that come out?
[00:52:46]  That carbs are bad.
[00:52:48]  You need carbs to feel full, and also you gave you energy.
[00:52:51]  You don't need too many of them, but a good amount, you have a bad, it's a balanced diet.
[00:52:55]  But Elijah, they're not even talking about the fat people in this thing.
[00:52:57]  They're probably just fat, and that's probably why they have a small penis.
[00:53:00]  But you know, every 10 pounds you lose, you actually get your extra dick actually does grow.
[00:53:04]  But what I'm saying, when it comes to the psychological operation of not eating meat, it's just not true.
[00:53:09]  I mean, the fact that they're going to say, oh, your penis gets smaller from this.
[00:53:13]  That's not a fact.
[00:53:14]  Like your testosterone level does not get affected if you eat too much meat.
[00:53:18]  I mean, this is what I want to say.
[00:53:19]  You can take any survey and it's called metadata and you can make the data.
[00:53:23]  You say basically anything you want.
[00:53:25]  So in a small survey, they can make it and skew it.
[00:53:28]  And oh, this means that if you eat meat, your penis is small.

=== Antifa And Beyond (05:45) ===

[00:53:30]  Guys, just do some independent research for yourself and make decisions not based on the mainstream media.
[00:53:36]  Well, it's true.
[00:53:36]  And there's so much more we could talk about, but I want to say this: you know, you know, who's not eating meat, who happens to eat a lot, and I'm not comparing you to them, but it's Antifa.
[00:53:43]  A lot of them are vegans.
[00:53:44]  They are vegans.
[00:53:45]  And, you know, bringing this full circle: Antifa, tiny penises, penis tucking, children's tucking, balls, tape, meat eating.
[00:53:55]  We're back at Antifa.
[00:53:56]  And I want to say this: I've been juggling.
[00:53:59]  You and I were talking earlier how we've been really juggling on whether or not to finally decide is Antifa good or bad?
[00:54:05]  Because society can't seem to decide whether they're the good guys or the bad guys, even if they exist, right?
[00:54:11]  I mean, this is true.
[00:54:12]  And I was like, we were talking, and you told me you needed clear evidence today that Antifa is bad.
[00:54:22]  And the proof is in the paper.
[00:54:23]  Go ahead and go to my screen.
[00:54:25]  From the Jerusalem Post, is Antifa bad for Israel?
[00:54:28]  This is a real article.
[00:54:29]  Antifa's goal is to abolish states, which would include the state of Israel, according to Andy No.
[00:54:33]  Therefore, Antifa is anti-Semitic.
[00:54:37]  That is the drop being anti-if.
[00:54:40]  Yes, that's all you need to know.
[00:54:41]  That's all you need to know.
[00:54:42]  Antifa is anti-Semitism.
[00:54:44]  Now it's bad.
[00:54:45]  Well, you're welcome.
[00:54:46]  Well, let me tell you something.
[00:54:47]  As Vladimir Zelensky, a Jewish person, yes, it is bad 100%.
[00:54:51]  We know Antifa is a criminal.
[00:54:53]  But that's the other thing: people are so brainwashed, they actually cheer on these people in these black masks, like breaking buildings.
[00:55:01]  So, you know, anybody that actually believes that, you know, they like Antifa, if you're, you know, a cheerleader for Antifa, you're an anti-Semite.
[00:55:08]  Well, and here's the funny part: this is what I, this is what I laugh about: is like it took like anytime you take something and you make it about anti-Semitism, it loses a lot of its pole.
[00:55:20]  You're an honorary Jew yourself.
[00:55:22]  And so it's like, it's kind of like with because of Zelensky, right?
[00:55:25]  But the truth is, is that Zelensky, it's like, hey, he couldn't be a bad guy.
[00:55:29]  He's Jewish.
[00:55:30]  And you go, I didn't wasn't even talking about his race.
[00:55:35]  I was saying that there's literally an Azob battalion of neo-Nazis at the front line.
[00:55:40]  Yeah, but the president's a Jew.
[00:55:41]  And I go, what is, that's not my point.
[00:55:44]  I don't care if he's a Jew.
[00:55:46]  I've never cared.
[00:55:47]  I don't care that the guy's a Jew.
[00:55:48]  I'm telling you, there are neo-Nazis.
[00:55:49]  And here I'm like, hey, Antifa's bad because they commit crimes and they're bad.
[00:55:53]  And they're like, wait a second.
[00:55:54]  We just figured out Antifa might not be good because they're against Israel.
[00:55:57]  And you're like, I lose so much hope for people.
[00:56:00]  I lose so much hope for the conservative right wing that it has to be tied back to Israel in order for you to think it's bad.
[00:56:06]  Like it's just crazy.
[00:56:07]  It's kind of sad that it has, like, that's the only thing.
[00:56:10]  If they said the N-word all day long, nobody would care.
[00:56:12]  But if they say, you know, oh, they don't like the state of Israel, canceled.
[00:56:15]  Which is, I mean, that's how it should be.
[00:56:16]  Let's, let's cancel Antifa.
[00:56:18]  But guys, come on.
[00:56:19]  I mean, you know, Antifa, if you're cheerleading Antifa, like I just said, you got a serious mental deficit in your brain.
[00:56:26]  You need to go get some seek therapy or seek a medical attention immediately because these people are evil.
[00:56:32]  And at the end of the day, I always say this, guys, what Antifa is doing?
[00:56:36]  They're astroturfing.
[00:56:37]  They're trying to pretend like they're, you know, being morally virtuous by standing up for trans people or standing up for whatever cause.
[00:56:43]  But at the end of the day, I keep saying that they're just trying to create chaos.
[00:56:46]  They're just trying, and that's what they need them right now, Elijah, because they need that chaos.
[00:56:50]  So they're just opportunists.
[00:56:51]  They're not really virtuous people at all.
[00:56:54]  And I don't think anybody actually looks at them as virtuous people, but they're being used by a deep state or by some sort of shadow government.
[00:57:01]  And that's what pumps him up to create as much chaos so that we're distracted from the real issues and we don't even know which side to root for.
[00:57:08]  But now with this anti-Semitism thing, that might open some eyes to the truth about what's going on with him.
[00:57:15]  And I'm going to say this.
[00:57:16]  If you've made it this far in the podcast, don't forget to leave a five-star review anywhere where you can leave a podcast review on Apple, iTunes, Spotify, iHeartRadio, Google Play, wherever it is that you get your podcast.
[00:57:26]  Leave a review and it might get read on the show.
[00:57:28]  We have two podcast reviews to read today.
[00:57:31]  We have one from Red Pill, Blue Pill, White Pill, and God.
[00:57:34]  He says from Sydney Evan Parker, y'all have helped me process the range of emotions that have come from the absolutely upside-down world we are living in.
[00:57:40]  I love Sav and Elijah's dynamic.
[00:57:41]  Elijah seems like he's truly a good heart being led by the Lord.
[00:57:44]  Not everything you say is for everyone, but hey, the show is called Slightly Offensive and you hold true to the name.
[00:57:48]  Nonetheless, y'all have my respect.
[00:57:50]  Thank you for a great show.
[00:57:51]  I look forward to it.
[00:57:52]  We also have one too that is from Quarter Black.
[00:57:55]  Jeffrey Epstein left this said, Quarter Black is not funny.
[00:57:59]  Agreed.
[00:58:00]  So I actually agree.
[00:58:01]  That's what we finally agree with me in the commentaries.
[00:58:03]  He's actually so unfunny and he has a punchable face.
[00:58:07]  Wow, wow.
[00:58:08]  Quarterback Garrett, the shots fired.
[00:58:10]  Yeah, and he's, yeah, he's got just one of those.
[00:58:13]  He's got one of those faces you just want to punch.
[00:58:15]  I have that same face.
[00:58:16]  People say that every time I have a viral video, they're like, gosh, I really would like to punch this guy in the face.
[00:58:22]  Where can people punch you digitally in the face?
[00:58:24]  Where can they find you?
[00:58:25]  You can find me on Twitter, Instagram, AlexDyne99.
[00:58:27]  But if you want to be on the lookout, guys, just check my Twitter.
[00:58:30]  If you guys are in the Metroplex, you're going to come see me at a city council meeting acting crazy.
[00:58:34]  Come see it live in a person.
[00:58:35]  And like Elijah said, come and punch me in the face.
[00:58:37]  I don't care.
[00:58:38]  I won't press charges because I probably got Hunter Biden's crackpipe in my pocket, so I can't call the cops.
[00:58:42]  It's true.
[00:58:43]  Well, thank you to Alex Stein, President Zelensky.
[00:58:45]  I won't be duped next time you're on the show.
[00:58:46]  I know your character.
[00:58:47]  I know your face.
[00:58:49]  I know I won't be duped.
[00:58:50]  And it's true.
[00:58:50]  Thank you to Sav.
[00:58:51]  If you can go to that seat once again, we're ending a show with an MTC where Sav once was.
[00:58:57]  And that's so sad.
[00:58:58]  My name is Elijah Schaefer.
[00:58:59]  I'm your top 17 host here at Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV.
[00:59:03]  I hope you have a great rest of the week.
[00:59:05]  We are going to be traveling, doing our shows on the road.
[00:59:07]  So we are getting back to that.
[00:59:10]  And also catch me on Tim Poole tonight.
[00:59:12]  Have a great rest of the week.
[00:59:13]  And may God bless the United States of America.