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Feb. 18, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Roasting The Worst Women on The Internet | Guests: Harrison Smith & Patriot J | Ep 228

Since women are continuously wildin' out, we are declaring this the "Year Of The Man." To celebrate this historic occasion, we have Harrison Smith and Patriot J in-studio to discuss the new Victoria's Secret model that made history, the body positivity movement that has gotten completely out of hand, and teachers abusing their statuses to brainwash kids. ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ TODAY'S SPONSORS ⇩Show more UNDERTAC: Men are being inundated with over-priced boxers, designed for testosterone deficient men, but here at Slightly Offens*ve we demand more. That's why we trust UnderTac. Head to http://www.getundertac.com/ for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. CBDISTILLERY: If you're looking for an all-natural alternative to help you sleep better and ease muscle pain, look no further than CB Distillery. You can order products online (no prescription required) and use code OFFENSIVE for 20% off at https://www.thecbdistillery.com/. (Not available in Idaho, Iowa and South Dakota.) RELIEFBAND: Politics making you nauseas? Yeah us too...that is until we found Reliefband. Reliefband is a 100% drug free, non-drowsy band that helps relieve nausea and anxiety. If you go to https://www.reliefband.com/ and use promo code OFFENSIVE you'll get 20% off plus free shipping and a 30-day money back guarantee. Get yours now! ________________________________________________________________ Become a subscriber at BlazeTV https://get.blazetv.com/slightly-offensive/ use my code "ELIJAH" to get $10 off a full year ________________________________________________________________ Slightly Offens*ve Merch: https://shop.blazemedia.com/collections/elijah-schaffer ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS/INQUIRIES: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ ELI'S LINKTREE https://linktr.ee/elijahschaffer ➤ SAV'S LINKTREE https://linktr.ee/savsays ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ PARLER https://parler.com/profile/Elijahschaffer/posts ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://teachrealprinciples.com for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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unidentified
This is a public service announcement for all of my ladies out there.
This summer, we will not be putting up with unappreciative men in our lives.
So I just got this set and I look good as hell.
Well, I sent a photo to a man and his response was, that's a nice color on you.
savanah hernandez
No, we will not be putting up with that.
I just blessed you with my beauty.
unidentified
And that's your response, though.
You take a fire photo, send it to me, send it to your friends.
We will be way more appreciative of it than any cishet man out there.
elijah schaffer
I'm rarely mad at God, but this is one of those moments when he gave me eyes to see.
And then I saw something that I wish that I hadn't.
And so instead of just being mad at God, which is not a good thing, I decided then to bring you guys along this hell ride with me.
And to look at that behemoth of a woman, she said that she was making this video for the ladies and the themes.
And that's funny that she says them's as being plural because she currently has the body mass of about seven women that she's carrying in those little potato sack holders that she had, those bandages that were holding whatever was on under there.
And I'm glad we don't know.
But women are out of control.
And we have some insane stories to talk about today.
But of course, this is the year of the man.
This is our year, boys.
We're taking it back.
Fat bitches, get out.
We don't want you around here anymore.
And also, too, I got to say that the guy who responded back to your video with a message is nicer than any man I know because I wouldn't have responded.
In fact, I would have blocked your number.
I'd be like, how'd this girl get my phone number?
I was like, I didn't go to an aquarium.
I wasn't whale watching.
What the hell is this?
To talk about the insanity, I have two wonderful guests in the studio today.
Harrison Smith from InfoWars, technically the American journal host, right?
harrison smith
Technically.
elijah schaffer
Technically, but also just a lovely man looking dapper.
unidentified
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
This is the man of the year.
Man, look at this.
harrison smith
Oh, thank you very much.
To be honest, shout out to my good friend who y'all had on your show, Alex Stein.
I saw Alex Stein went on y'all's show and looked fantastic.
And I thought, I'm going to wear a suit next time I go.
elijah schaffer
And you have a little armadillo on it, too.
harrison smith
I have a little tiny golden armadillo.
unidentified
Thank you.
What's happening in my life?
harrison smith
It means I love armadillos.
elijah schaffer
That's really, that's really precious, man.
People say that men are rough, but really, we're sweet.
And we are like wine.
We age well.
Also in the studio, the infamous Patriot Jay.
Welcome to Slightly Offensive.
unidentified
What's up, Eliza?
elijah schaffer
How do you like the confetti of color?
It's your first time.
unidentified
Oh!
Yeah.
Does this happen during the year of the man?
Because I'm COC.
elijah schaffer
We have major COC on the show because we've got to have big cock energy.
Confetti of color is what it stands for.
We always do the confetti before the color because we want to be politically correct because that's one of the most important things on the show.
Everyone knows that other than me being known as having a clean mouth and, of course, only looking at peaceable things, I'm known for being a warrior against political incorrectness and always trying to do things as according to wokeisms as possible.
It's highly known.
It's highly known.
unidentified
Colored confetti is too offensive.
elijah schaffer
It is.
It's too offensive.
On that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV, where you do always have 8K graphics.
This is the budget that we get.
I mean, this is really good stuff.
I am joined in the studio by the lovely Savannah Hernandez, who is here.
Savannah, how are you doing?
savanah hernandez
Doing okay.
Doing okay.
I always love when I'm in the room with, you know, four giant misogynists, but here we are.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I thought you're going to say, we're not.
Misogyny isn't the only thing that big that we've got going on.
savanah hernandez
I love Harrison Smith.
They're my favorites.
They really are.
unidentified
It's affordable.
elijah schaffer
We do.
We love our women, but we love them to be under control and to speak when spoken to.
unidentified
We're just looking out for them.
They don't know any better.
harrison smith
Seen but not heard.
That's yes.
elijah schaffer
I love that comment, Savannah, when someone's like, this little Mexican has some really pent up anger towards that host.
I was like, I was like, I wonder why.
harrison smith
Oh, my God.
elijah schaffer
Whatever have I said.
savanah hernandez
It's like me just comes in here and gets bashed for being a woman for a year straight, and I'm just like sitting here, like, hello, darkness, mild.
harrison smith
Yeah, you always take things so quietly.
You know, you're just a little wallflower over there, never talking back.
elijah schaffer
No, she's been such a lovely girl.
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Who wants to spend their time looking like that?
You're like, I just want boxers that work.
Then you buy the boxers, they're disappointing.
They ride up, they fade, they rip, they get holes in them.
And you're like, it's about time that it's the year of the man.
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And honestly, I know that I use them every single day.
And I know you should too.
I have like, I think I have like 27 pairs now, Harrison.
harrison smith
That's too many.
I have to admit.
That's an unnecessary amount.
elijah schaffer
No, because I have the different kinds.
Like, I have like the ones for working out.
I have ones for like running.
I have ones for wearing suits, et cetera.
Like they have every type of option.
And you're wearing a suit and you know you want good boxers that don't show through the pant leg that don't ride up and that look good.
harrison smith
Of course, of course.
But you know, if it's 27, that's, I mean, your wife does your laundry, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, we're going to get to 30 right now.
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So that's awesome.
We love that.
We love our boxers.
We love it.
That's what I'm saying.
It's about time, Patriot J, that people realize from your boxers to the drip to the briefcase, it's our year.
It's time we bring the respect back to the man.
unidentified
Thank you, bro.
You see it.
And we're doing it.
We're making it happen.
elijah schaffer
It's now happening.
harrison smith
We deserve it.
I have to say.
unidentified
Well, well, we do.
elijah schaffer
And, you know, people, they'll just be trifling.
They've been complaining about a lot of things.
harrison smith
I've heard that.
Yeah.
I've met some of them.
Yeah.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So let's talk about this.
I want to get into some of these crazy stories today.
But obviously, we want to break down the whale watching video that we just saw there.
We have this problem in our society where women, when I mean, and I mean women, plural, here believe that men should respect them when they clearly do not respect themselves.
A woman, I don't mind a thick woman.
Thick women are beautiful.
This is not thick.
This literally is fat blob.
harrison smith
It's unhealthy.
elijah schaffer
This is jiggly puff without a tan.
unidentified
Obese.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is morbid obesity.
This is death in a human soul.
And it's just, it's really sickening that this is the kind of content that is deemed to be appropriate for the internet for people to consume.
But stuff like this show, like your show, and the things that we create are what are considered, I guess, should be censored or considered offensive, maybe just slightly.
harrison smith
Just a little bit.
Yeah.
What I liked about that clip was you can clearly tell the guy got this image.
He thought about it for a little while and he's like, I got a complimenter.
I can't lie to her.
So the color.
He went with a safe comment.
That is a nice color on you, ma'am.
unidentified
And yet that wasn't enough for her.
She still was upset.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, and the fact that he called her ma'am or whatever is better than I would have.
Like, I'm, I go pretty hard on people.
Like, that woman, I go as hard on that woman as she goes on her plate.
Like, literally, that I, and I feel bad.
And sometimes being mean to people, people say, why am I fashing me?
Why am I, why am I doing this?
I'm not walking up to people who struggle with weight and being like, yo, you're an ugly, fat whore or something.
This is a woman who's totally, absolutely got a, got a soulless, demonic personality.
And she's telling us that we're wrong because we don't like her.
And so she's asking for me to assess her.
She's saying, look at this.
I look good.
And I'm just saying, I happen to politely disagree in whale language.
unidentified
I do not politely disagree.
I like offensively disagree.
That shit was ugly.
harrison smith
Yeah, it's not enough.
You know, tolerance is not enough anymore because you're right.
It's like, you know, you see a fat person, you're not just like, what is that thing?
But it's like when they are like forcing you to be like, tell me I'm attractive.
Tell me you're attracted to this.
It's like, I'm not going to lie to you.
I'm so learning.
savanah hernandez
It's actually the newest Victoria Secret model.
unidentified
No channel.
savanah hernandez
Oh, wait.
harrison smith
Is this part of the show?
Have you seen the newest Victoria Secret model?
elijah schaffer
No, I'm going to look it up.
harrison smith
I think this just broke today.
I know.
savanah hernandez
I think it's put it in.
harrison smith
It's actually better than you saw it, right?
savanah hernandez
Elijah, we need you to look at this.
Is it really wrong?
Yeah, we need a live react from Elijah seeing Victoria's Secret model.
Latest model that made history.
elijah schaffer
Is this five hours ago?
harrison smith
It's an achievement.
unidentified
Oh, no.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my gosh.
savanah hernandez
Yes.
unidentified
Yes.
I want to see.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
unidentified
Oh!
Yeah.
I literally predicted this years ago.
We, oh, what?
We did.
harrison smith
What?
savanah hernandez
Coming against confidence.
For the podcast listeners, it says Victoria's Secret features its first models with Down syndrome.
unidentified
Yes.
savanah hernandez
So Latinx, you should go to the headline because she's from Puerto Rico.
She's in Latinx.
unidentified
And she's also a Down syndrome.
This is ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
I just listen.
No, I had a series that I got in trouble for years ago called The Future is Disabled.
And I created the movement where I said, we're not going to stop until every single institution is going to have someone with Down syndrome.
We're going to have Down syndrome models.
And eventually, which we got pretty close at the current president, we're going to have a Down syndrome president because we have to push.
And I learned this years ago at a protest in LA before all the Black Lives Matter stuff.
They said they started having these signs that say, push the disabled to the front.
And there was this idea which made no sense because it got violent in the front while we were pushing the retarded people to get the asses beaten by police.
savanah hernandez
Because they're on wheels, so it's easier.
elijah schaffer
And then, and you know, and then there was that guy, literally Dustin Wheels.
That was in his name who would go around and then he would, he, they, they would literally, like, he would, they would, they would, like, push him, then he would pretend like fall off his wheelchair and they'd be like, you hit a disabled person.
And we saw the movement growing.
Ladies and gentlemen, we no longer want to the models, but the model industry is over.
And I'm really happy that we've gotten at this point.
I'm really happy that we're here.
Harrison.
harrison smith
I don't.
unidentified
I don't know how to feel about like, does it, how would you, how would you open on her?
Because I'm thinking like, hey, girl, you down?
harrison smith
The lollipop?
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
That's the thing.
savanah hernandez
Are you down?
harrison smith
Are you down?
elijah schaffer
Oh, my God.
unidentified
This is, dude, this is not good.
harrison smith
It's very weird.
elijah schaffer
I just said we were like, the last episode we're in trouble for, and this is how we start this.
We're like 10 minutes in to like an hour and 20-minute show.
And we're already laughing at people with Down syndrome, just trying to make it in the world.
harrison smith
Well, hold on.
Let's be clear here.
elijah schaffer
We're not laughing at her.
harrison smith
We're not laughing at her.
unidentified
We're laughing at Victoria's secret at the absurdity of the secrets that they're doing here.
elijah schaffer
And there's no more secrets.
harrison smith
That's just, it's.
elijah schaffer
Gig is up, Harrison.
harrison smith
Yeah, maybe that's one thing you can just keep to yourself if that's what you're into.
I mean, like it might, because I just saw this right before I came in.
So funny that you said the latest Victoria's Secret model because that's who it is.
But I mean, they have the mentality of children, right?
Like they're not fully developed.
That's what retarded means, right?
Held back.
So like, is this not exploitation?
Am I confused?
elijah schaffer
Is she gonna be wearing undies?
harrison smith
She's in bathing suits.
I've seen she has pictures.
savanah hernandez
I already saw them.
harrison smith
She does have very okay.
elijah schaffer
This is weird.
I swear this is not like a fetish thing or anything.
I just want to see what we're working with here.
savanah hernandez
Imagine that.
Elijah Schaefer wants to look at boobs.
elijah schaffer
Okay, there it is.
savanah hernandez
Boobs can elevate anybody.
elijah schaffer
Oh, that's true.
Well, and Downs, and people, she doesn't look very Down syndrome there.
unidentified
A little bit, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I hate it.
unidentified
I didn't even put this in the script.
elijah schaffer
This wasn't in the show.
I just want to let everyone know.
savanah hernandez
For a reason.
elijah schaffer
I want to let everyone know.
This was, I didn't even know what we were getting into with this one.
And I got to say this.
If we, like, if you think about this, though, like, it is.
Okay, so that's, there you go.
Normal girl, go back to my screen.
We're normal.
Boom.
There's the ad.
And then there's a surprise.
savanah hernandez
There we go.
unidentified
You know, feel the need to what, Savannah?
harrison smith
What is it?
elijah schaffer
What are they getting through?
I like this.
savanah hernandez
The women just feel the need to, you know, uplift other people.
Oh, look at this.
harrison smith
To be, to be objects of.
This is so funny because remember.
Remember the last thing from Victoria's Secret was they wanted to have accomplished women.
It wasn't about your appearance anymore.
It was about accomplished women, which again is hilarious that it's like these women who have fought, you know, sports players and business women.
They've gotten to the top of their fields.
Let's get them in their underwear.
Let's take pictures of them in their underwear.
That's real empowerment.
elijah schaffer
Well, this is what I don't understand.
So, okay, before somebody says that I'm laughing that there's a Down syndrome model, I'm laughing because I was right.
And I keep getting told I was wrong on things.
And I was told that was the meanest episode ever.
Like, don't you're making fun of the fact that all these institutions are going to start putting Down syndrome people at the forefront of all their campaigns.
And I go, literally, and I remember two years ago, I walked into Target and guess what the model was?
Down syndrome baby on the Huggies Diapers.
It was Down syndrome baby.
And Down syndrome people poop their pants too.
And so I was like, hey, I get it.
That's pretty cool.
You got a baby and you put a Down syndrome baby on.
That's pretty epic, actually, because it's a baby.
harrison smith
It's a baby, right?
savanah hernandez
It's a big baby to feel excluded because we all know it's a bigger break.
It's a big representative.
elijah schaffer
Inclusivity.
I know that on the forefront of the inclusive movement have been the understanding that diapers are kind of racist.
In fact, they're mostly white.
And there's problems with that.
And it's also truth to be told, too, that there has been a huge shift in progress in the infant circles of society to where they've actually been the leaders of conquering things like racism, discrimination, and stuff.
So I'm all for it.
And now we knew that you told me before the show that the one area of society that we hadn't conquered yet that was still racist was underwear.
unidentified
Yeah.
savanah hernandez
Incorrect, actually.
And Jay, I'm sure this.
harrison smith
It is interesting.
savanah hernandez
Do you remember when Kanye was upset that he couldn't find a black band-aid?
unidentified
Yes.
savanah hernandez
Yeah.
unidentified
So they have those now.
I saw colored people band-aids.
savanah hernandez
Okay.
elijah schaffer
People of color.
People of color.
unidentified
Band-aids.
harrison smith
Band-a-days.
Band-aids of color.
Band-aids of color.
That's right.
elijah schaffer
But if you go to my screen, this is what I'm saying.
It is interesting that, like, I'm not against people that are disabled or anything, but it's weird that we push the flaws to the front.
This is why it's the year of the man.
They've already, they do whatever they can to take away women's beauty and everything.
And I'm not going to fight that anymore.
Go ahead.
You can have them.
harrison smith
This is our year.
elijah schaffer
We don't even wear that stuff.
harrison smith
It's like Harrison Bergeron, right?
That dystopian novel.
You all ever read that?
It's basically a world where everybody has to be equal by force, basically.
So if you're too smart, they put a little thing in your ear that buzzes every like 10 seconds just to distract you and make you look a little bit stupider.
And anybody who's too thin, they put weights on.
And the main character is guy named Harrison Bergeron, who's just like the greatest human being to ever live.
And he just like rips all the stuff off, tells people to be free.
It's a good book, but it's like it's one of these, you know, dystopian fables that was supposed to be so outrageous as to be a fantasy, but it's like you're not.
elijah schaffer
But it's like reality.
Okay, so I wasn't going to go in this direction with the show, but we're here now.
unidentified
So please, God, I don't want to.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
Oh, this is good.
elijah schaffer
This is so good.
Thank you to whoever tagged me in this post for this account.
Thank you.
I don't know who you were, but you've really helped make content on the show possible.
I found that there is this movement with the disabled that is going further, which is, like you said, make them naked and sexualize them, which I think is very strange because our society has gone from looking out for women and even arguing, like, is it objectifying women, having these models out there, and even like trying to have these honest conversations about, you know, how much should we put boobs out there on, you know, on these big posters and make women think that that's the ideal, you know, the only body that's out there.
Real conversations society is allowed to have.
All that out the window.
We're just like masturbating to Down syndrome women in bras and teaching, well, and teaching disabled people about how to have successful sex life.
unidentified
How to be a hoe.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, how to be a hoe.
Hoe-abled.
Can you go to my screen, Savannah?
So there's this organization called Sex Abled, which is run by Chris Kiermere.
And it says in the title, Sexabled Bischlacht Scheckmach demean Beitenberg.
I'm just gonna get all in German.
I don't know the hell it says.
But it's a movement.
I got tagged in this picture of a I'm not sure what we're looking at I'm sorry Slightly offensive, Jay I don't I still don't know what this is.
unidentified
Like, what's are they conjoined?
harrison smith
Is that are those conjoined twins?
No way.
elijah schaffer
No, no, Okay.
All right.
unidentified
We need a translate button on that caption.
elijah schaffer
I know.
unidentified
I need to explain it to you because it was cross-posted somewhere else.
elijah schaffer
So.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So this is a transgender, transsexual person with like muscular dystrophy that's like paralyzed or something that has a partner and they're teaching people who don't have motor movement and are emaciated on how to be manipulated by a partner who has control of their body and motor functions to, in lack of better words, provide climax.
And that's essentially what I'm someone in German.
I don't know what it says there, but I saw it on a different page.
Yes, I had admitting that this is something I found personally, but one of you guys sent it to me.
So just like the Victoria Secret model, I'm not as evil as you guys think.
harrison smith
I'm just trying to read some of these German words.
What does it was one big word?
Sexual Belgentung is one word.
What do you think that means?
Sexual begreilentung.
elijah schaffer
I don't want to.
harrison smith
You got to love German.
They're just showing you a lot of people.
elijah schaffer
I want to find things.
But essentially, yeah, look at that.
unidentified
But why is like being a hoe the end-all be-all of society?
We can't teach these people how to create like works of art that last a lifetime.
We have to teach them how to.
harrison smith
I mean, that is a good question.
What is the goal here?
Like, what is the purpose of this organization?
elijah schaffer
I knew it.
I knew this was coming.
Like, because it wasn't enough that people who have good minds acted disabled in the streets of the country.
Eventually, the leaders were going to have to literally be disabled because, like, I'm just saying, if you're on the hierarchy of the cultural Marxism of like the most marginalized are at the top, nobody is probably more marginalized than disabled people.
Because, in fact, if you look at abortion rates, we are in the most ableist society ever.
Parents are all about killing their mentally challenged children, specifically with deformities.
If there's any type of abnormalities, genetic abnormalities, and on top of that, Down syndrome.
That's where I came up with this theory.
I was like, they're literally the most murdered people in the world.
They're genocided on a regular basis, on a serious note.
And so, like, they're rarer today.
Do you notice that?
Like, when you were a kid, did you see a lot more people like Down syndrome than you do today?
Like, I feel like I even knew kids.
Like, I would see a Down syndrome adult and people ever, I don't see a lot of disabled people out anymore.
harrison smith
That's interesting.
I hadn't thought about that, but I do think it's funny.
It's one of those things where they're like, don't say retard, abort them.
Right?
They're offended that you say the word while they are actively on a campaign to eliminate them before they're allowed to be alive.
It's one of the, it's a very interesting dichotomy we have going.
elijah schaffer
I have a real story with that.
I've said it on the show, but I'm assuming unless you watched every episode for four years, you might have missed this.
I sat on a plane next to a lawyer and I was talking to him and I used the phrase retard.
And he told me that he was really offended by that, legitimately.
harrison smith
Well, you said lawyers are retards.
elijah schaffer
So I said retard to him.
I was like, oh, yeah, this like my friend or I don't remember what the context, but just said retard.
He's like, oh, very offensive.
Got to talking to him.
He was a lawyer for planned parenthood.
unidentified
Oh.
harrison smith
That's exactly.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
His attorney for an abortion factory was telling me that I'm immoral for using the phrase retard.
So literally your phrase coming to life right now.
It's not, it's one thing to say retard.
It's another thing to literally mutilate and murder them in the womb.
unidentified
Retard lives matter.
elijah schaffer
They do.
harrison smith
It's very true.
Well, and that's the funny thing is like I always felt like that because my best friend when I was really little, like in preschool, had a retarded brother and he went to the same school as me and everybody else was like scared of, you know, kids in elementary school just like totally avoid the retarded kid like or just like make fun of him behind his back.
I actually treated him like a human being and then years later, I'll use the word retard and it's like the same people being like, um, you shouldn't say that.
I'm like, you mocked this kid and threw things at him at lunch.
So it's like, it's all, it's all fake virtue signal bullcrap.
And retarded is a great word.
elijah schaffer
It's not even offensive.
It's, it's, they just want anything with a hard R in it to be can they even process like offensiveness?
Dude, literally, that's the key thing too.
It's like, like, it's parents that are offended for their kid who are just like hanging out.
And it's like, do you guys notice I actually used to work in as a teacher's aide in special needs classes?
And, you know.
unidentified
You were calling him retards left.
No, I meant like, dude, you retard picked up your pencil.
harrison smith
Yeah, why don't you work there anymore?
unidentified
I forget.
elijah schaffer
You ain't fucked.
No, no, but I meant like, like, dude, like, like, like, I, I think what's crazy, like you said, is that people who don't care about anything are always the ones that are the most offended.
It's the same thing.
Who's the most offended by the N-word?
Literally, white people.
unidentified
White libs.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
It reminds me of the time a white girl reported me to my school because I made a joke about Black Lives Matter.
And it's like, hello, are you tone deaf?
I'm black.
I can make these jokes.
elijah schaffer
I'm finding this out now.
This is real time.
unidentified
Yeah, bro.
It was a funny.
No, get this, bro.
So this is like peak George Floyd, probably like May or June 2020.
And everybody was doing those donation campaigns to the Minnesota Freedom Fund, you know?
So I said, I'm about to change my Venmo handle to like Minnesota something and get these donations pop and be right back.
Next tweet, I changed my Venmo handle.
I screenshotted it.
I said, my friend is collecting utilities and resources for Black Lives Matter.
Please retweet this post.
A girl who I know from my hometown, white girl, was very offended by this.
So she sent a lengthy email to my school and the California bar trying to get me kicked out of school and banned a practice law because I made this joke.
And I saw her tweet.
She tweeted out like she wasn't black.
No, she was white.
And she tweeted out the email of her like sending my screenshots.
And she was like, the caption was, I'm so disappointed.
She tweeted out the emails, and I saw it go up in real time because she forgot to like block me before she did it.
harrison smith
I don't even understand what was offensive about it.
It's funny.
unidentified
She said I'm like actively trying to misguide people away from the Black Lives Matter movement.
harrison smith
I wonder how she feels now that the Black Lives Matter movement has been exposed as a complete scam.
unidentified
Yeah.
harrison smith
They stole all the money and ran away and then gave the organization to the Clintons.
So it's like, people sending you money would have been more effective.
Thank you.
unidentified
Like, I'm a real black person.
I could use the money from a guilty white lip.
Look, I got the email.
You say what?
harrison smith
That's insane.
unidentified
Hey, I'm a student and I'm reporting an act of fraud from a student that goes to Pepper.
His name is Jordan.
I will attach pictures from his private and public Twitter.
This does not only show his intent to create fraud, but actively going against the Black Lives Movement.
It should not be tolerated from a future lawyer who will have a future say in the lives of many.
Please look into this.
Thank you.
harrison smith
She's saving lives.
She's out there saving lives.
elijah schaffer
I mean, my friend sent me this, which is actually true.
You may have a good point, you know, from that whole movement being a scam.
You go to my screen.
He was like, he said it to me.
He was just like, still can't get over that this was the most flattering pic they could find of the guy.
harrison smith
The only thing.
unidentified
That's the literally picture I have not seen.
Well, I guess there's the picture of him in the porn.
harrison smith
That's true.
And there's the video of him, but other than that.
elijah schaffer
Well, Sam Floyd, like, yeah, well, I was going to say, like, you know, you always know that somebody was probably not a good guy when the best picture they can find of someone is like you don't necessarily look like you're a great guy.
Like, if you're a great guy, you probably have some like great pictures like at your kids' birthday party.
You know, like make it like, yeah, having with like some two little girls and being like, we remember Papa Floyd.
And it was like, you go to my screen and it was like the entire movement, this caused $3 billion in damage on walls across the country.
harrison smith
It's on the Apple Story mugshot photo they could find, I guess.
unidentified
Right.
Like, it does look like it mugshot.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And it almost looks a little bit like a hologram.
Like, they like glowed it up a little bit.
So it looks like a little bit.
unidentified
Maybe this was the first NFT.
elijah schaffer
He looks, it looks fake.
savanah hernandez
It looks like the early 2000s mall photos.
elijah schaffer
It looks a little fake.
I'm going to, I mean, we have Harrison on, so we can go here.
It almost looks like.
This is this.
Was this why this picture looks like it was touched up in a way to make him look like, glowing like a saint, and it happens to be the only picture everyone in the media used.
I think there's collusion here.
I think there's something about this photo that's, that's off.
harrison smith
Do you think they're messing with us?
I mean wouldn't, wouldn't they hairbrush it to make him not look like?
elijah schaffer
I mean well, like he looks like you could look, you have.
You have like the, the Moir and the actual, like in the background, like I don't even know if this is like look at how the bricks are.
Like going behind him yeah, and like the the, the perspective.
unidentified
This looks fake, looks a little bit fake, a little bit.
elijah schaffer
And why are his eyes out of focus?
But his cheeks are not like that, doesn't?
His ears are in focus, but his his, his forehead's not like that doesn't make sense, though it does kind of look like the typical old person selfie.
harrison smith
You know they have those weird angles right, he's not in a car with sunglasses on, but it's got that sort of vibe.
elijah schaffer
He's quite old, he's eternal now.
So rest in peace.
Um, rest in peace I.
I do want to get back to uh, looking at disabled people having sex.
harrison smith
Oh, do you?
elijah schaffer
Well, I just want to show you this picture.
This has nothing to do with the show.
I don't know what's going on here.
Um bro, I don't know.
I don't know.
unidentified
I don't feel like she's in pain.
elijah schaffer
That is another one's laughing, and if you go through this, it's, it's um, it is just really.
This really is.
It is interesting that someone's disabled and what we've done to disabled people is we have turned them into sex objects, which I find to be sort of a rudimentary social problem.
Right, i'm just trying to be like nice in my words here.
Like this is genuinely an issue.
If we're sexual, like sexualizing disabled people, this is a.
harrison smith
We got into some weird fetishes now I mean yeah, if it's a fetish, then it's very weird.
This is about like, because I totally get like.
You know that disabled people, you know if they get married, they need to know how to, but like this is.
This is weird.
That is very, very weird.
elijah schaffer
I'm so sorry to our audience.
unidentified
This is that part of the show where i'm.
elijah schaffer
This is allowed on instagram, but you can't post a picture of yourself in front of the capital in general.
Right, that's what I think is so crazy about this stuff and it's insane.
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harrison smith
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That was.
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elijah schaffer
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And I think that's like because I tell people, well, if I had, if I don't use it, like because I don't really get nausea, so I don't use I, I don't use our sponsor they'll be at the end of the show because I don't get nausea.
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All right.
We got a.
Is there any more on here?
Oh, yes.
They're doing literal Skype calls now.
That's so cool.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
That's we gotta stop.
We need to stop.
I'm stopping myself here.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
We need to, we need to transition subjects here.
So nowhere in this entire show was there a plan to talk about disabled people and sex, but we did.
And on that note, we're going to get a little more weird.
You know who else is out of control other than women?
Are teachers.
Have you noticed that recently?
Teachers have completely lost their marbles.
Like they've lost the intent of being first educators, second in some ways, like, I guess not saying parent is totally the wrong term, but authority figures, right?
Some sort of an authority figure.
And third, being sort of an advocate of sort of being there for kids to get them excited about the world, right?
About discovery and these kinds of things.
Not just teaching them what's in a book, but to get their minds growing and to get them developing, et cetera.
Now we're more concerned about like teaching about gender.
They're molesting the kids and things like that.
And that's not good.
unidentified
To be clear, we're just laughing.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm like, well, then we went.
We went like from like being teachers being like a respected good thing to like just like scientists and news anchors or journalists.
Everybody hates teachers now.
harrison smith
Right.
No, but I think that's the point.
They've been prostituted or they prostitute out their profession like they all do.
And you're right.
It's like scientists do it, journalists do it.
Our politicians do it now.
Judges do it.
It's like you would think the idea is that we bestow power upon people in our government.
Like you now have the right to send armed agents to go do your will.
Like that's a huge.
And so the way we balance this is by saying you only use it to fulfill your duty, to fulfill this role that you're playing.
And now it's this mindset of like, now that I have the power, I use it to aggressively pursue my own personal agenda at expense of anything else, especially what I'm supposed to be using my power for.
So it's like, this is, this is what they all do, right?
And it's to the point now where they run on this.
I started thinking about this with Lena Hidalgo, the judge in Harris County, who is awful and a terrible person.
And when she was running, it was like, never even once did she mention, here's why I'd be a good judge.
It was all just like, I will use my position to promote socialism in every way that I can.
And it's like, that's your job is to deal with flooding, lady.
Like, what are you talking about?
But that's, you know, that's what you do.
So I don't think they've forgotten about the roles.
I think they have abandoned their roles for using the power that they have as teachers.
elijah schaffer
No, you're right.
harrison smith
Push their own disgusting agenda.
elijah schaffer
Well, speaking of this, an alarming story came out.
Disgusting treats.
A teacher is sentenced after lacing cupcakes with her husband's sperm and feeding them to her students.
Let's get into this.
I know.
I don't understand.
Cynthia Perkins, 36, faces 41 years in prison after taking a plea deal on Monday in exchange for testifying against her now ex-husband, Dennis.
Wow.
harrison smith
Dennis was in on it.
elijah schaffer
Dennis was in on it.
Oh, look at this.
unidentified
Well, Dennis is eating his meat.
He's clearly in on it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let me get in here.
He was working as Livingston Paris Sheriff's Deputy at the time of his arrest.
The Louisiana woman initially protested her innocence to 72 charges for various sex crimes.
Yet this week pleaded guilty to producing child second-degree rape and mingling harmful substances.
It's a new charge I didn't know.
We'll get into this because you guys are smart on legal stuff.
The charge about harmful substances allegedly refers to an incident in which she used Dennis' sperm to season in quotes.
The guy who wrote this was having too much fun.
Season pastries for Westside Junior High School Kids.
Oh my gosh.
These three we thought was representative of what she had done.
And by agreeing to the facts as we put them out on the record, she prepared herself to testify against Dennis Perkins.
Assistant Louisiana Attorney General Barry Millikan said on Monday, Cynthia and Dennis were arrested in October 2019 and faced 150 felony charges, including rape, CP, sexual battery of child, and video voyagers.
And by the way, Savannah, in that thing I just read, make sure you censor the CP.
I said the whole word, and that's we can't say that on YouTube.
I mean, of all the horrible things we've said, that's the one thing that'll just get you on.
unidentified
Understandable.
That's like the right term I agree with on YouTube.
elijah schaffer
So, yeah.
unidentified
So, so this, this was okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, just go.
I'm, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna try.
harrison smith
Well, I'm just, I mean, so this is just sort of the most outlandish of a series, 150 charges.
I mean, these people must have been for years doing it.
Like, I want to know the full story, like how they got caught, or there's more to this.
unidentified
I'm wondering, whose idea was it?
Was it the woman's or the man's right?
harrison smith
Because which one is worse?
unidentified
I really don't know.
harrison smith
I really can't tell you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because he's clearly supplying good the seasoning.
I'm going to start calling it seasoning forever.
harrison smith
That's pleasant.
unidentified
That's nice.
elijah schaffer
That's a nice word.
harrison smith
So the man was a sheriff.
That's a sheriff.
unidentified
Even more concerning.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I know, but think about this.
This is how real trauma happens.
If you're a kid, for the rest of your life, you ate some man's sperm.
Like, how would you feel?
Like, I'm telling you, for the rest of your life, like, I'm like, dude, bro, I would tease you about it too.
I'd be like, bro, you just need some water and you wash it down.
How do you like not just raising the next generation, but swallowing it?
You know, like, but I, but I mean, like, this is like, I understand.
We were talking about this.
Like, even the Down syndrome sex stuff, okay, fine.
Those are adults, but like, is that sexual?
Putting sperm in cupcakes.
unidentified
What is that?
elijah schaffer
Is that just abuse?
Like, I don't even know what you would consider that.
Is that poisoning people?
Like, it's because that's like a biomaterial, right?
unidentified
Sexual abuse.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
Let's say, let's say somebody threw some seasoning at you.
elijah schaffer
I think it shoots, it would shoot at me.
It wouldn't be thrown.
harrison smith
Not necessarily.
If you can bake it into a cupcake, you're going to do a lot with it.
elijah schaffer
Sometimes you can accidentally season yourself too.
unidentified
But continue.
Yeah.
harrison smith
What satisfaction are they getting?
elijah schaffer
Savannah, you want to weigh in on this?
harrison smith
How did they find out?
That's my question.
unidentified
Yeah, let's talk.
elijah schaffer
Savannah, you want to weigh in on this?
I was just going to say, does this shock you though?
I mean, like, isn't this crazy that people are doing this stuff?
Like, I didn't know people do this.
I learned.
We teach you new things on the show.
I always promise every show you'll learn something new.
And we did today learn that people season cupcakes with sperm and feed them to people.
I didn't know.
savanah hernandez
I'm going to get kids out of public schools, defund the police.
All right.
That's where I'm at after reading this story.
harrison smith
Yeah.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
All right.
And we have more stuff going on from the schools, by the way.
So, obviously, like, besides them committing crimes against your children, right?
On top of that, this is the year of the man.
Again, this is taking back your family, raising your kids, probably homeschooling, figuring this out as a man, making more money so that both people don't have to work, so that kids can be raised correctly, these kinds of things, or maybe having money to send your kids to a boarding school or something.
I don't know, money to get them out of public school.
We have this: a seventh grade teacher.
Check this out.
Another junior high thing.
This is an email that was leaked.
They were trying to change the kids' pronouns without the parents' consent and change the way that they are addressed.
From here on out, Rebecca shall be referred to as Evan, he, they, which is antithetical to educational principles, that there's a plurality.
It doesn't, the they doesn't make sense.
It never will.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
It's demonic, satanic.
He will use the girls' bathroom facilities.
So he is a he, they.
unidentified
He will use the girls' bathrooms' facilities.
That's a real sentence.
elijah schaffer
All students and staff may know.
There will not be an announcement in class.
Evan's parents do not know.
So Synergy and any information that goes home shall say, Rebecca, please make note in your sub-plans to use Evan.
Knowing the attendance sheet from Synergy will say Rebecca.
Okay, I don't know what the, what that even means, but this is Tammy Lee, masters of education, assistant principal, pronouns, she, her, hers.
She's the activist.
unidentified
People get these degrees just to become stupid.
Like a master's degree.
And you're calling a girl a boy or a boy a girl, whatever it was.
elijah schaffer
I don't even understand what that, like, it was so confusing.
harrison smith
It sounded pretty simple to me.
I mean, they're just, they're going to treat her like a boy, right?
It's a girl.
They're going to treat like a boy in school.
And they're letting everybody know we're going to conceal this from the parents and we're going to write Rebecca on official documents so they don't know.
I mean, it's active behind the scenes conspiracy essentially to commit child abuse.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is very interesting.
harrison smith
That's not how I would describe it, but no, no.
elijah schaffer
I'm in a bit of like an interesting position in my life where like I've seen so many crazy things.
So I'm trying to understand what to do about it.
And I used to just react.
And now I'm like, we have a genuine problem.
Our public schools are not only just being used as factories to indoctrinate our children, but they are sexually abusing our children.
This is sexual abuse.
And it's legal.
Okay.
It's legal.
This is a problem.
There is a legal way for the state.
Remember, the school is just an extension of the state for the government to sexually abuse your children.
And as of right now, my question is, you would be more familiar with this than myself.
Can a parent sue the school for something like this?
Or is the only option taking them out?
Because if the only option is taking them out, then we've lost our institution fully.
Like we can't redeem it at this point if this is allowed.
Because every mole that you whack, another one will pop up.
But if this is illegal or this is somehow a case for prosecution, then we can teach through punishment that this is bad behavior and stop it.
I don't know.
unidentified
I think there could definitely be a lawsuit there, but the problem is that it's such a gray area right now that nothing's really on the books about this.
So there's no law preventing it.
So they're like, oh, well, it hasn't been addressed.
So we can just kind of do whatever we want.
So I think what needs to be done is kind of passing these, what the left would call like anti-trans rights legislation.
Like we need to actually get this on the books.
Like, no, you're not allowed to change a child's gender.
harrison smith
Period.
unidentified
Yeah.
harrison smith
You literally just need the government to say that.
Although I would think that there would be some law that would cover this because it is sexual abuse.
And that's the thing.
You can even take it out of the gender question or the transgender question.
You wouldn't want a male teacher talking to a female student about sex regardless of whether it was homosexuality, transgender, none of that stuff.
So I don't understand how this is not illegal already.
And I think the only solution is to totally move away from the attitude that you were just describing, Elijah, where it's take your kid out.
I think that's been almost indoctrinated into conservatives where it's like, and it's understandable, right?
It's perfectly reasonable to go, oh, they're teaching my kid what?
I'm getting them the hell out of there.
Like that's a survival instinct.
That's correct.
But at the same time, what we really need to have is like the liberal mindset where it's just like, oh, they're teaching something I don't like.
We're going to take it over and force them to teach what we want.
Because that's what they did.
And that's how we got to this point.
So you either got to play the game.
unidentified
I'm going with you, bro.
Because eventually if we just keep fleeing, they're just going to keep coming for us.
And we're not going to have anywhere left to run.
You know, you're going to have to stand up at some point.
harrison smith
100%.
And I don't want them teaching my kid this, but I don't want them teaching any kids this.
Like, it's not even about like, oh, I need to protect my kid.
It's like, no, we need to keep predators away from children.
And it's good for all children to be, you know, kept away from this.
elijah schaffer
Well, these are the people that are your kids' teachers right here.
These are, I mean, I'm just saying, right?
I mean, this is the kind of stuff that this is sex-abled.
And what's interesting is this could be accessed by children, right?
I mean, this is a non-private account.
It's not considered adult content.
And this is what they're trying to do.
They want to manipulate the children's minds specifically into perversion because I think that the spiritual aspect to this is actually quite concerning because Like a lot of people's problems growing up are from trauma as a child, a lot, especially from sexual trauma, right?
Like there's even like a lot of, a lot of problems with people who are molested feeling like they have to become gay because they this I'm going to be very careful how I word this, but it was a confusing experience for them is what I want to say.
And so either they feel insecure, they have problems with their femininity, their masculinity, there's all types of things.
They could overcompensate.
That's why it's not just like people who are gay.
Like you could be a guy who's just very like, you know, he hates all the oots and blah, blah, blah.
But he was molested as a kid.
He feels insecure.
So he's got to overcompensate for like the male, the male archetype or stereotype.
And so it's like, it's so crazy that we know so much about how sexual abuse and confusion can cause so many problems going forward.
You know, and you could say, well, you know, how could, why would, why would being overly masculine be a problem?
Well, yeah, overcompensating and having to put on an image your whole life and probably lead to unsuccessful relationships, probably botched marriages, et cetera.
There's a long-lasting, you know, movement of this, maybe being disconnected from your children, feeling like it's gay to be connected to your kid.
And then your kid gets raised without a close father.
And again, it's cycles of sin and torment can destroy a culture.
And so it's like when we know all of this psychiatry of like how this stuff can affect, you know, the minds of the individual, we know the psychology and the sociology of like how this can affect culture and society.
If we're pushing this, knowing that this is the result, it makes me believe that it is demonic, that it's literally just an intentional abuse to destroy and dismantle the culture.
They're not teaching this kind of shit in China.
They're not talking to kids about this stuff in Russia.
This is only in first world Western, predominantly white countries.
This one ain't going to fly in Ghana.
Like, I'm just saying, like, this is this stuff is not going to go.
harrison smith
It doesn't fly in certain places in the UK.
Why not?
elijah schaffer
Because they're Muslim.
harrison smith
And they get together and demand that it not happen, right?
They stand up and go, you're not going to teach our kid this.
That's and weird.
Hell no.
And they surround the school and the school backs down.
And that's what happens in the UK.
Like that's, that's what parents need to do.
And this is the thing.
Like, I feel for parents that are disconnected from the culture.
They don't understand that this is what's happening.
Like, they don't understand that the teachers are indoctrinating kids.
And so what happens if you just have like a little girl that comes home one day and is like, I think I might be a boy and you're like, oh, gosh, I don't want to, I don't want to just discount her feelings.
I don't want to tell her, like, no, shut up, you're stupid.
And, you know, push her farther away.
So they want to deal with it and they want to do it the right way.
And like, you want to just like slap in the face and be like, your child is being indoctrinated into a death cult.
Still, I'm pretty sure it's only gotten worse, if anything, that transgender people commit suicide like 50% of the time.
It's not a good thing.
It's not a place of mental stability.
And your child is being actively indoctrinated into this by her teachers without your supervision.
And they're convincing her of this.
And so it's not that the kids are thinking something that then the parents have to figure out how to deal with.
The kids are repeating what they're being told.
And they're being told this by people who very actively, and we one time went to, in Austin, they were thinking about teaching sex ed and all these teachers or all these parents and grandparents were there with their kids saying, we don't want this to be taught.
And they were not even able to speak because there were transgender activists, never going to have kids, obviously, right?
No interest in, you know, no, no stake in what's being taught in the school, but shouting them down and yelling at me like, we will innocence.
We will destroy your innocence, your innocence.
We hate your innocence.
Like, that's what's motivating a lot of these people because that's what they say is motivating them.
So, I mean, I think you're right that it's this sort of like, they feel like kids being innocent is somehow being like, being like abused somehow.
elijah schaffer
No, it creates fullness and they want, they want chaos.
Like, it's like, they want destruction.
They're bitter, mad, and twisted.
And I think the leaders are satanic.
I think they're like, I think it's dark energy.
Like, I genuinely don't believe it's just like, I think some of the pawns are useful idiots, but I think that the people leading this stuff are actual demons.
Like, I believe they're really, they're not just like people that are possessed.
unidentified
It all seems so fake because I would say like five years ago, you know, none of this was taught about in schools.
There wasn't any gender studies and all these they, thems, and all this identity crisis that we see now.
And I think what you said is right.
It is, it's intentional and it's demonic.
There's a spiritual war.
And that's why they've got our children masked up.
That's why they've got our children turning gay.
elijah schaffer
Literally, that's like the summary of 2022.
They're masking up our kids and turning them gay.
unidentified
Like, it's serious.
elijah schaffer
No, and I mean that.
Like, that's genuinely 2022.
I mean, Savannah, you know this.
I mean, you were from down there in good old Austin and you saw some of those protests and how like they were.
Just they were evil and the energy like, like when you got mobbed and they attacked you, like they're like you you can sense like a satanic force, like it's a spiritual, like awakening, like I don't know, it's probably the Holy Spirit inside you.
But you know what I'm saying.
unidentified
They're not just like bad people, they're evil yeah, 100.
savanah hernandez
And we know that a lot of them are misled and, like we talked about, like they're pushing this propaganda and they don't even some of them realize that they're part of this spiritual warfare.
Uh Harrison, we've been to many of an abortion rally and almost every single time, like you can get people to come up to you and say yes, I sacrificed my children to Satan and they're doing it facetiously, but it's really like no, that's actually what you are doing and so they are part of the spiritual warfare.
And uh again, just going into all of the mental health illness in our society today, the use of alcohol and drugs, the transgenderism issue, the reason why all of these different problems have prospered so well in our society is because of these people not knowing, like you know, trying to find fulfillment basically in all of these things as opposed to in god.
harrison smith
That's what it is right.
Male and female is nature.
Feel male and female is natural.
You don't have to indoctrinate anybody into being male and female right, if you just had uncontacted tribes, they get that.
Male and female is a thing.
You need indoctrination to warp that sense because it's unnatural, because it doesn't come naturally to you.
So they're at war with nature.
They're at war with god, like it's.
It really is as simple as that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah no, and it.
I think.
I think I have something uh about this as well, a little bit um, oh yeah yeah yeah, this is.
This is exactly what I wanted to look at.
In line with that um, it's so interesting, like check this out.
So somebody made a subreddit I and I i'm assuming this is, is this Millie?
Who's Millie?
I don't know who Millie is, maybe Millie Bobby Brown, that's what I think.
savanah hernandez
I think that.
elijah schaffer
I think that's what this was.
So they made a subreddit, an Sfw Not safe for work uh, subreddit that opens on february 19th 2022.
Uh, dedicated to like sexualizing.
Uh, i'm assuming it was Millie Bobby Brown as well, because she's young right, and she can't even be 18 yet, or maybe she is right.
unidentified
Uh no, there's already.
There's already some controversy about this yeah, but I was gonna say yeah exactly, it's interesting, because sexting her right, that's what it was.
Yeah, i've heard Drake stay sexting the youths.
It's weird.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think that's been a problem with Drake for a while, him sexting minors.
Uh, I will say this though, that my point about this is is that it's this weird thing too, where it's like this is a minor I don't, maybe it's not the same Millie, but it's like there's a bunch of guys sitting around with their dicks in their hand, waiting until saturday comes around so they can start violently masturbating and not feel bad about themselves.
Meaning like there's this, there's this, no respect.
Where it's like you even think that a day changes, like as if on friday you're a criminal for masturbating to her and on saturday, game on buddy.
Meaning like there's no respect for innocence, like or like or respect for somebody.
It's just like you're 18, let's get them boys.
Like, let's just go in, rather than like like yeah dude, an 18 year old retard, they don't know what they're doing in anything and and and.
So it's like that's what, that's what you're looking for they're 18.
I can jack off right like that's.
That's crazy.
unidentified
That's our society on the same side of the spectrum too, like you've got women promoting them to do only fans the moment they turn 18.
elijah schaffer
It's digital pimping.
I actually, there's this TikTok guy that was really rich, and I looked into what he does.
And he, um, this is the most fancy way of calling yourself an e-pimp.
He was like, I help scale up women's OnlyFans and get them to start, which is e-pimping.
We gotta, we gotta phrase that, e-pimps.
harrison smith
E-pimp, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I've never said that before.
We gotta call them e-pimps.
The people that are like pushing people to do porn and stuff is just electronic pimping.
It's the oldest game, you know.
I mean, other than prostitution, pimping is probably the second oldest job, you know, controlling the women who sell themselves for sex.
But yeah, like it's the same thing, where it's like, we even have this weird thing that right when someone turns 18, let's make them be naked on the internet, right?
harrison smith
Well, but you hear that a lot, don't you?
Like the letter of the law versus the actual spirit of the law, right?
A lot of times you'll hear, like, you'll be like, wow, they did what to somebody?
They did this, and that's awful.
And you'll get like a leftist being like, um, it's legal, sweetie.
And it's like, okay, fine, but it's wrong and bad and weird and stupid.
Like the AOC, AOC was bragging about having helped illegal immigrants to get stimulus money, right?
And it's like, wow, that's pretty messed up.
It's emergency money for COVID that's supposed to go towards people suffering and you're giving it to foreign nationals.
And it's like, yeah, but it's legal, sweetie.
Like, that's that's not the point.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like, why is alcohol legal and weed is illegal?
Like, that one never made sense to me.
Like, I mean, you can make the argument against drugs and alcohol if you want.
Fine.
I, I mean, I mean, there are a lot of arguments to be made against them, right?
Even recreational, but it's like, yeah, like the law, it's such a poor thing.
It's like, well, alcohol is legal.
Yeah, that shit can ruin your life fast.
unidentified
And it's funny when they use like the law as a shield because these are the same people who will say, well, legality is not morality.
elijah schaffer
You know, I know, literally, it's abortion is legal.
And it's like, yeah, I know that's like they needed gay marriage to be legal because it's legal is what makes it right.
It's like, I thought, yeah, I thought legality is not always morality.
But in this case, like, I just find it to be such an interesting movement in our society to where like we are really confused sexually, like, like, like, genuinely speaking, that the next direction is we're sexualizing children, we're pushing people to get into porn.
And we're now, I'm not on board with sexualizing disabled people.
I won't be, I can't get on board with that one.
Like, even if you have nice boobs or something, you shouldn't be having a Down syndrome woman in a bra.
I just don't think that's empowering.
I think that's that's degrading.
Like, that's not good.
harrison smith
It's stripping the spirituality from sex.
elijah schaffer
Nice phrase, stripping the spirituality.
harrison smith
Stripping the spirituality.
There you go.
Coining phrases.
But yeah, you know, they're materialists, right?
So it's just what's wrong with two bodies just bumping against each other.
That's all it is.
Denying the obvious, overwhelming, again, natural understanding that sex is a deeply spiritual activity and you cheapen and destroy that every time you engage in this sort of stuff.
elijah schaffer
No, it's true.
And obviously, you know, some of this stuff might make you feel a little bit nauseous, and it does to me as well.
And I know that, you know, you guys watch this in all different walks of life.
Some of you guys are, you know, are pregnant.
Some of you guys, I fear for you a little bit because obviously, you know, this generation is crazy, but there's nothing worse than sitting around being nauseous.
Like if you're on a trip, you're, you know, you know, the summer's coming around, you're going to be on a, on a, on a boat, maybe on a sea dew, you want to go on a vacation, you're going to fly, and you're like, I'd want a non-medicated way to deal with my nausea.
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unidentified
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Interesting.
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What is interesting, though, like speaking of being nauseous, is like, is like also with the world being confusing, when we lose order in the world, then we have no compass.
We have no ability, like no anchor, right?
You always need this, like the compass to point north.
And when you have no direction, then there's no way to actually progress, which is why progress or progressives are regressives.
And we know that.
It's a nice 2013 point.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I always remind people though, it's like.
unidentified
Mys are the real racists.
elijah schaffer
You guys heard it here.
Ladies and gentlemen.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You should put a MAGA hat on and take a picture and create an entire account based on that.
harrison smith
They're all changing their voter register.
You've humiliated them.
They're all Republicans now.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But, you know, you know, this transgender swimmer from University of Pennsylvania, this UPenn swimmer.
And I think this is the same one, but this might be a different person because I hadn't heard of this person.
So Born Will Thomas, the swimmer from Texas, this is a great account, by the way.
These are the places that I follow and get a lot of our content.
Like Clown World, yeah, Clown World's great.
Born Will Thomas, the swimmer from Texas, was ranked 462 in the world as a male swimmer.
And now since changing his name to Leah and identifying as a woman, well, I'm just reading this, guys, the pronouns thing.
I'm just, it says she is ranked number one.
And so like, it is also twisting things too.
This is what I noticed is rather than like dealing with trauma or dealing with the fact that you're a bad swimmer, which actually 462 in the world is really not bad as a male swimmer.
Like, that's out of the world.
Yeah, out of the world.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Do you swim a lot?
I feel like black people are not into swimming.
Like, I've been to black parties and everyone stands around the pool.
And I feel like a fool getting inside.
unidentified
Nobody has just you doing the backstroke.
elijah schaffer
I've never, I've had black, I've had black friends who had pools and we never used to.
unidentified
List of things black people don't do.
Swimming, skiing, jogging, reading.
harrison smith
You guys are missing out, man.
elijah schaffer
But you guys do buy useless, expensive shit for sure.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
We talked about that.
unidentified
Yes.
harrison smith
Like a swimming pool you don't use?
elijah schaffer
No, but I meant actually, that's like a funny thing.
If everyone like sees something cool that you don't need, just go look at some black people on the street and you like actually take a look at what they're wearing.
I'm genuine.
And you're like, that's cool, but I bet you it costs more than my paycheck.
Like I'm not even like, dude, like I was with Joe, my intern, and I was like, he's like a little bit, he raps, he's white and stuff, but he's actually pretty cool.
You should talk to, he's good.
He raps and he's like a little bit like, he's a little, what would you say, Savannah?
He's a little bit like street, right?
Yeah?
unidentified
Sure.
A wigger?
harrison smith
He's a wigger.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no, he like dresses a little street.
And he was like, we're in the mall.
We're in the mall.
I'm wasting more money than I should too, buying some new fits for the show downstairs.
And he was like, bro, you see these like, he went out to the black people.
He was like, bro, that's a rare hat.
It had to be 850 bucks.
That, like, that, that, that bape sweater is like $400 or whatever.
And I was like, bro, that person's wearing $2,000 worth of clothing to look like a moron.
That person paid two grand to look like they're poor.
And I was like, I was like tripping out.
And he was like, bro, you don't understand like black culture and like clothing.
And I was like, I clearly don't.
We know Sidney Watson doesn't.
unidentified
As we found out last night, she knows zero things about black culture.
elijah schaffer
No, but I was like, I was tripping out.
And he was like, bro, it's like part of it's like showing like you can afford this stuff too.
He's like, he's like, bro, if you're dripped out like that and you're wearing this stuff, then people know you got the cash to spend on it.
And he's like, and it's part of like, and I was like, all right.
And I was like, I got it.
But to me, they just looked like they were semi-homeless.
It was very ugly clothing.
Like, it was weird.
I'm not talking shit.
I just meant I am, Matt.
Yeah, no, no, I am.
But I didn't realize that that was a thing in black culture, which is to genuinely expend a lot of money on things like a hat, which I didn't, I just didn't know.
But it's kind of cool.
This guy actually did the right thing.
He bought the coolest briefcase I've literally ever seen in my life.
harrison smith
You have a briefcase?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
harrison smith
Oh, yeah, you're a lawyer.
unidentified
That's right.
I needed one.
That's how I justified it.
I spent like $1,700 on it.
savanah hernandez
Yeah.
unidentified
But I'm going to use it every day for probably the rest of my life.
elijah schaffer
It looks like he's an openest to get me some bonbons or something like that.
It looks like you're like a Willy Wonka's briefcase.
It's pretty crazy.
unidentified
I just saw it, but it's downstairs.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, that was my racist trope against black people.
I didn't mean that to be racist, but it probably came across crazy.
unidentified
Damn it, Eliza, we look good.
elijah schaffer
Well, no, I just meant like, I didn't know.
I knew this, but I also didn't know things were that expensive.
Like, I was just watching new J's and stuff.
unidentified
Sometimes black people buy shit and then it blows up and that inflates the value too.
So a lot of things you can get for retail.
elijah schaffer
So $850 hats probably is like rare or something like that.
unidentified
Sometimes, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So they told me they only made 100 of them.
Yeah.
unidentified
I think the most I've ever spent on a hat was probably like 100 bucks.
elijah schaffer
That sounds right, though.
I mean, cowboy hats here are like three, 400 bucks.
harrison smith
I buy all of my hats from gas stations, so they all cost $10 or less.
elijah schaffer
I mean, to me, I put the other $90 in a 401k.
harrison smith
Hell no.
No, no, no.
I don't understand or get or like money at all.
But I just, all of my clothes are from thrift stores.
Like, all of my clothes are from estate sales and shit.
So I'm shocked at the price of like polo shirts at Macy's.
I'm just like, what the hell?
People pay money this much money?
unidentified
People had a large part in that, you know?
savanah hernandez
You walk into Harrison's office and he's like, yeah, I just spent like a couple hundred dollars on this ancient sword.
harrison smith
Okay.
unidentified
Okay.
harrison smith
Yeah, wait.
You got to spend your money where it counts.
You know, you save up for the big ticket items.
elijah schaffer
Savannah's like, I want to raise.
And obviously the studio, Savannah, knew that you wanted to raise and they were like, they had to do something else important first.
unidentified
What do we have now in the lobby when you walk in?
savanah hernandez
We have Rush Limbaugh's microphone, but it was a gift.
It was a gift.
harrison smith
Oh, God.
elijah schaffer
It was like a gold-plated.
We have Rush Limbaugh's microphone here.
harrison smith
The gold one.
savanah hernandez
It's very iconic.
elijah schaffer
It was a gift to Glenn, huh?
Okay.
Because I was going to say, if we bought that, that was probably like $100,000.
harrison smith
Well, I do.
I like the.
I heard you guys were getting a new studio.
I thought you'd be out of this tiny room, but no, they've just slapped up some nice lights here.
elijah schaffer
Death Star.
harrison smith
It looks all new.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
This is where the, you don't know this, but you know this.
This is the old editing room for Barney the Dinosaur from the 90s in the early 2000s.
Yeah, this was the Barney the Dinosaur editing baby.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
I watched that when I was a kid.
Yeah, the tree downstairs is the real tree from Barney that we kept the wishing tree in the middle and the I Love You, You Love Me tree.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, this is literally Barney.
Like, that's why it's kind of like conic.
It's like we're in Barney the Dinosaurs.
Like, it's not just the editing baby.
This is like where the team met or whatever.
harrison smith
This is where Barney smoked.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
Barney took it.
No, I mean, because this is Paramount Studios.
So this is where they made it.
And I just feel really happy that we get to make a show in a closet that once made Barney the Dinosaur.
harrison smith
We should sing the cleanup song at the end of every episode.
elijah schaffer
Ah, is that wait?
Clean up, clean up.
unidentified
We all know.
elijah schaffer
Everybody, Jean Share.
Clean up.
harrison smith
You gotta love your underwear.
Close to the table.
elijah schaffer
That was the bad thing.
harrison smith
That's what your mom sang to you.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's my wife sings that to me now.
Why are you in the window?
Okay, sorry.
harrison smith
All right.
Barney probably shaped a lot of my mindset.
I used to watch that stuff all the time.
elijah schaffer
Why are we all so, why is this generation so messed up?
Well, my parents had me educated on a big high purple dinosaur.
harrison smith
Yeah, a communist dinosaur.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that literally tried to brought in multiculturalism.
Barney, I have, I am very Barney-pilled.
Barney was like the first step to getting us to leave in this cultural, like Heterogeneous, like shithole of a country because they would always have like an Asian girl and a black kid and a white kid, and then like the guys were always like needing to be nice, and the girls needed to be tough and strong.
And it was like actually teaching us all the things we didn't know.
And so was Sesame Street.
Barney Barney Street was Barney.
Barney was gaslighting us, and so was Sesame Street.
harrison smith
I was watching Owen, I think Owen was on this show, right?
Owen Schroyer.
elijah schaffer
He can get back on to that.
harrison smith
Yeah, and he was talking about Barney making a change, how it was Nora was just Barney for a while, and then they brought on the other BJ.
Remember, BJ was one of the dinosaurs.
elijah schaffer
And his name's BJ.
harrison smith
Yeah, his name's BJ.
elijah schaffer
He never came through, right?
harrison smith
But I, but I, you know, that's a funny part.
unidentified
It's like seasoning, he brings the seasoning to the show.
harrison smith
Good lord.
unidentified
I'm just saying.
harrison smith
Do you remember you used to have to like Santa told me that once you pause the Lion King at a certain spot and you'd see like sex written down in the sky?
And now it's just blues clues is like, put your dress on, boys.
unidentified
You're right.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it would be like, hey, did you know in the little mermaid that one of the castles is a penis?
And then, yeah, now they're like, girls have penises and boys have vaginas.
And you're like, oh, shit.
We went from like it being like controversy to having sex in the shows to like literally, you're right.
I never thought about that.
savanah hernandez
I miss when it was subtle.
I really do.
Now I go to the gym and I literally have to sit here and watch black propaganda for the entirety of my two-hour workout.
It's a lot of fun.
elijah schaffer
Don't be jealous of their butts.
unidentified
She's like, black propaganda is just like two black on the squat rack.
elijah schaffer
So some black she's like, this propaganda.
savanah hernandez
That would just be motivation for that, let's be honest.
elijah schaffer
So that is the width of one of her butt cheeks.
No, but what do you mean by black propaganda?
Because I have some propaganda at my gym too.
savanah hernandez
Well, whether it's because you know that it's like either Black History Month propaganda and like the constant push of like racial bullshit in our face, you know, not even just black, but like any minority community, really.
But then on top of it, they have to like double down and make it like a black lesbian couple or like a Latinx non-binary transgender couple that, you know, just adopted a child and you're like.
elijah schaffer
And one thing I love about the black community is that they really are not very tolerant of gay people overall.
And it's really, it's something I admire.
Like I actually have, there's a few things about the black community overall that I've come to really admire.
Number one, the way that they have control of their women, like in the relationships, like there's still like a respect, I think.
And I think black dudes still like kind of like lead their families and are still like in control of the women.
I think the women, I think, well, I'm not talking about out of control women, but I'm talking about more like in like the traditional like black family, right?
unidentified
So like, I'll beat your ass woman.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like, but I meant like I respect that.
I mean, there's still like the gender hierarchy.
I still like, there's still like a big respect even for church, even if they like, no, they've done wrong.
It's like you still would go with your grandma to church or something like that and you'd be respectful.
And then a lot of black churches I visited, people still dress really well.
So there's like a respect to like actually like put on your best for God and actually go out there.
And I found this like even a gangbanger, some like guy in the hood still will like believe in God and like still feel like and like confess like you know like and like he'll still get beaten by like his auntie or something for being for like fooling around and like he'll still respect I'm just saying like there's problems in every community but there's certain things that I'm like traditionalism that still exists that actually I genuinely like I mean I always there's a lot of crossover I think in the black community and the conspiracy theory community because a lot of conspiracies I love this where people traded no it's I'd just be having conversations with people and they'd be like,
harrison smith
you know, do you know they tried to kill MLK?
And it's like, yeah, I do.
Yeah.
I've been, let's talk about that.
Like, you know about that?
And it's like, of course.
What are you talking about?
elijah schaffer
You know, the police are corrupt and racist and that there's a they're trying to keep black people down?
Yeah, yeah, dude.
Let's talk about it.
Like, let's, I'm, no.
harrison smith
No, there's, yeah, there's a, there's a lot of crossover.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're right, though.
It's like, that's what it is.
It's like, do you realize that all the stuff in the government is meant to keep black families poor and to keep money out of the communities and that everything is made so that they don't advance and get ahead?
Yeah, dude.
I talk about that all the time.
Yeah, like I've literally, that's one of the problems.
And then do you know they're also killing, you guys are killing yourselves in your gangs and in abortions?
Like, you guys, do you know that too?
That they've made you think they've made you guys degenerate as well.
And that's why all your music is sexual.
unidentified
That's racist.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but that's why all your music is sexual stuff.
They try to make it seem that you guys are like animalistic sexually.
And then you guys have this sex and then they push abortions on you and you guys literally control your own population.
That's kind of bad shit too.
And I believe that.
I don't know.
Do you believe that?
I believe that like that there's like intentional population control of black people.
unidentified
Yeah, for sure.
And I think they're trying really hard to make us accept the gay thing and like, you know, this whole liberal agenda because they're doing it through music.
They know black people love rap music.
They had Little Nas X appeal to the kids and then the next year he came out as a homosexual.
They've got wet ass poopy.
Like, bro, that's a whole song talking about wet ass poop.
They just want you to listen to that over and over again.
And it kind of feeds through your subconscious.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, it is true.
unidentified
Music is powerful.
elijah schaffer
No, music is power.
And on that note, I do want to remind you guys about this being our year.
It is the year of the man.
And this is us talking about all this stuff.
This is now, this is our year.
This is currently we're on this.
This is going to be our bet.
This is the, this is the year of the man at the moment.
A couple things.
Obviously, you guys saw I provided some literature.
And on the show, we like to educate our guests.
Obviously, we provide the best reading.
What book do we have there?
We have A is for Activists, which is our activist BCs.
savanah hernandez
Educate yourself, Harrison.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So Harrison, I think we're on that letter.
Go ahead and read us and then do it like you would in Barney or like Reading Rainbow where you read it and then you show us.
harrison smith
Do you get like this?
unidentified
Yeah.
harrison smith
So what where we sort of sort of show it and read it at the same time?
elijah schaffer
You knew it was gay because there was a show called Reading Rainbow and the guy's name was Laverne Cox.
Wasn't that his name?
harrison smith
No, Bernie College.
unidentified
Oh, Laverne Cox is the tranny.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I've seen too many trannies.
unidentified
That was Levarburn.
Levarburn.
elijah schaffer
Wait, no, that's the new Reading Rainbow.
harrison smith
Laverne Cox.
elijah schaffer
It's like, hi, hey, kids.
I wouldn't be saying, we do have drag.
Actually, I was about to say it's going to happen.
Literally, it's already happening.
Never mind.
It's like so sad when you think the world is better than it is.
One day it's going to get this bad.
You're like, bro, that's been going on for two years.
You're like, ooh.
harrison smith
If you want to know how bad the world's gotten, go to the children's section at your local bookstore, and it's nothing but books like this.
Like, you go in and, or the biography section.
elijah schaffer
But then you're from Austin, so that's a little different.
harrison smith
That's true.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if DFW, I don't know if like...
savanah hernandez
No, it is.
harrison smith
No, like Barnes and...
You go into a Barnes ⁇ Noble, I mean, the whole, it's all like, it's like the adventures of superhero Fauci and the story of the little Pelosi girl.
unidentified
Right.
The triumphing Kamala.
harrison smith
It's weird, man.
elijah schaffer
It's Kamala.
Did you say Kamala?
And they also have a lot of black books.
They have a lot of black books.
The power of your afro and like the little black girl who could.
And you're like, it's like half the books are about like black kids.
I did see that at Target.
It's like all the like, oh, yeah.
And then Little Joe, the Joe Biden book.
unidentified
And then the white books are like, how to be not racist.
Anti-racism.
elijah schaffer
The anti-racist baby.
I have the book out there, actually, the anti-racist baby, which we'll get to in future shows.
harrison smith
We're talking about trans babies.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we haven't got through this book yet.
Where are we at?
harrison smith
Activist babies.
I think we're at K.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're at K already.
harrison smith
Kings are fine for story time.
Knights are fun to play.
But when we make decisions, we will choose the people's way.
What?
LGBTQ, love who you choose because love is true.
Liberate your notions of limited emotions.
Celebrate with pride our links of devotion.
elijah schaffer
Okay, we read, we read K already.
So add a couple more K's and go to the next one.
Let's go.
harrison smith
I kind of want to talk.
elijah schaffer
No, we'll talk about both of them.
I just want to read, I want to hear some.
I'm excited.
harrison smith
All right, all right.
This is M.
This is megaphones.
Wait, did we skip L?
What happened here?
savanah hernandez
No, L was the LGBT.
harrison smith
Oh, right.
Megaphones marching, Movie, Movi Miento music, hip hip parade.
It must be May Day.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
harrison smith
Like what the communists celebrate.
unidentified
Yeah.
All right.
elijah schaffer
That was good.
Any side of no, don't go further.
We got it.
That's where we're at next now.
harrison smith
Spoiler alerts.
elijah schaffer
Don't go anywhere.
Don't go any further.
What do you feel about that?
harrison smith
I don't know what movie miento.
elijah schaffer
Movie Miento.
harrison smith
Whatever that means, but Spanish.
I get it now.
unidentified
All right.
harrison smith
Pejano music?
I don't know.
Is there a difference?
elijah schaffer
Kez made really good tacos last night, and I was about to say I love my wife's tacos, but I just feel like that was a bad setup.
But she made such good tacos that a Cuban taught her how to make this like incredible chicken.
And she did it with homemade guac and some cilantro and some fresh grated cheese on these low-carb wheat and fried cheese.
So good.
What?
harrison smith
Low-carb wheat.
elijah schaffer
Well, they were just like, there's like these really like little tortillas, and they were really, really bummed.
And they just tasted delicious, like sprouted grains.
And I just was like thinking, man, my wife, she's such a good cook.
She really is.
I was just thinking about that chicken.
You ever realized a guy we're very simple?
You just start talking about good food and you're like, right, I'm happy.
harrison smith
And my wife made tacos yesterday.
Terrible.
elijah schaffer
Really?
harrison smith
No.
I was like, she's a wonderful cook as well.
She's a woman.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my God.
harrison smith
She's amazing cook.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Now we also have our drag queen book as well.
We remind people that we read one of these drag queen dictionary dictionary.
Let's just pick a random word.
And so this is his choice.
We like to give our guests control and power and give them an opportunity to choose their own destiny.
So we are helping black people.
See, we give black people choice.
unidentified
The drag word of the day is cooey.
elijah schaffer
You're not the bleeding person.
unidentified
It's going to get naughty.
The term cookie describes a person's highly offensive or unpleasant mood.
Tea can be used to call out someone for their nasty, arrogant, or cocky behavior.
Behavior spelt with a U. That's the British book.
It's a sweeter way of calling someone a, but it can also mean having a fierce feminine attitude.
The example they give, sister, stop acting so tea.
You are being really mean.
harrison smith
That's sexist.
Let me come out and say it.
I think it's if you're using the female anatomy as a derogatory statement, I'm outraged as a feminist.
Frankly, I'm pissed.
unidentified
I bet you there's no dickhead in this drag dictionary.
harrison smith
That's exactly right.
elijah schaffer
We have to do another two-hour show after this.
Oh my gosh.
All right.
My brain is broken.
All right.
unidentified
I was going to say, I don't know how you do this all the time.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm like, you can see my brain is breaking.
Anyway, thanks to our guest today, Harrison Smith from the American Journal from Infowars.
Where can people follow you?
Where can they find you?
Where can they watch your amazing show?
harrison smith
And watch my amazing show every weekday morning, Monday through Friday, 8 to 11 a.m. Central Standard Time at Infowars.com and banned.video.
And you can share the links there or follow me on Twitter, Harrison of Texas.
elijah schaffer
Harrison of Texas and Patriot J. Where can they find and follow you?
unidentified
Follow me on Twitter, Gab, Instagram at sirhottest, S-I-R-H-O-T-T-E-S-T.
You can check out my album, The Patriot J-L-P, anywhere you listen to music, or just go to patriotj.com and get it.
elijah schaffer
Savannah, how can people follow you and support you?
savanah hernandez
You guys can follow me on YouTube at SavSays or on Twitter at RapidFire underscore pod.
elijah schaffer
Why are you in the corner of the screen?
savanah hernandez
It's because this is, there's a giant microphone stand here.
I can't literally tell you.
unidentified
This is great.
savanah hernandez
I'm so sorry.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's happening.
Anyway, you can follow me everywhere as well.
I'm trying to really grow alt media where we're growing on Telegram, Gab as well, Elijah Schaefer, pretty much everywhere or slightly offensive.
You can find it on Instagram.
We got big accounts all over the place.
And if it's a big account, it's probably our account because we're not really verified anymore because they just won't do that to people like us because they don't do that shit.
Anyway, thank you so much to our guests.
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One comes from Johnny Chun, Jesus.
Jesus's Spit Take Podcast.
I might enjoy this show and exposure of TikTok cultural degeneracy a little too much.
I probably need to repent.
However, the show does what many Christians, churches, pastors, and theological leaders fail to do, engage and win back the culture outside of the church.
The issues raised are attacking the spiritual without most people realizing it.
Elijah and guests shine light and boldly talk about these things.
If you're hated by the world for the truth and you're doing something right, stay hot or cold, never lukewarm.
Shout out to the episode with Kongmin Lee.
That's really good.
That was a nice review.
harrison smith
That was very nice.
elijah schaffer
That was really nice.
unidentified
Thank you.
harrison smith
That's true, man.
elijah schaffer
I just need to work on my mouth.
It's sad when I talk about that.
Ever since I married an Australian, I really didn't curse very much in my life.
And then I got involved in Australian culture and it just got bad.
I used to curse a lot as a kid, and then I kind of like got control of my mouth.
I curse a lot.
And the problem is, too, is that these shows don't require us not to curse.
So then it's like, not like I have like a job where it's like, you gotta watch.
What you say?
unidentified
I'm gonna greet Sydney and be like, hello, bitch.
We try to embrace your culture.
elijah schaffer
We're the only uncensored shows on, on, we do censor the F-word in this show for you guys.
This show's censored and like the C word and the P word, this show, but we do have a little bit of cursing, but we stopped censoring as much in the show when we got demonetized because it was like, all right, well, whatever.
But then the nighttime show, I got to work on it.
People are like, hey, I like the show, but like, could you do away with 28 F-bombs on the show?
And I'm like, yeah, God is telling me the same thing.
I was like, God, is that you prophesying through this woman and my DMs?
But it's true.
I got to get better at it.
How do you get control of your tongue?
I need to figure that out.
Self-control.
harrison smith
Yeah, you guys just have self-control because we're on the radio, so we'll be fined out of existence if we curse on the radio.
So I have to be really careful about it.
But I think it's hilarious the two different lists that you have.
Because on the radio, you can't say certain words that you can absolutely say on YouTube.
You can put them in your title.
It doesn't matter.
But there are certain things you can say on the radio that I can't say on YouTube.
It's very bizarre.
We need like a new George Carlin seven dirty words.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you could talk about the 2020 election on the radio, but you can't curse.
harrison smith
And there are words.
Are we on the internet?
Like, can I certainly say words?
You can't say any on Facebook.
They'll kick you off.
You can't say like, you can't say these things.
They'll kick you off the internet.
Perfectly fine over the radio.
It's interesting.
elijah schaffer
Those were all bleeped.
harrison smith
I can say more.
I have more words.
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
We got this dictionary.
We have another review from Jeffrey Epstein that said, win, big W.
So I love to listen to your political views and religious views.
You make me lull, and I'm glad I found you.
Also, Happy White History Month.
That's not until July.
But thank you so much for that.
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unidentified
No, no.
Get Eliza out of the closet, damn it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, literally.
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