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Jan. 26, 2022 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Insane Women That Destroyed My Will to Live | Guest: Kai Schwemmer | Ep 221

The mask Karens are out in full force and are now attacking maskless black men while screaming "black lives matter," calling maskless people rats, and calling anyone who doesn't want to get endless booster shots "selfish b*stards." Political commentator Kai Schwemmer joins the show to break down the mental insanity that we're seeing every day. ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ TODAY'S SPONSORS ⇩Show more CBDISTILLERY: If you're looking for an all-natural alternative to help you sleep better and ease muscle pain, look no further than CB Distillery. You can order products online (no prescription required) and use code OFFENSIVE for 20% off at https://www.thecbdistillery.com/. (Not available in Idaho, Iowa and South Dakota.) NORTHWEST RETENTION: If you're looking for a high-quality holster for your firearms, trust the brand used by the Slightly Offens*ve team! Go to https://nwretention.com/ and enter promo code OFFENSIVE to get 10% off. MOINK: Tired of not knowing where your meat comes from? Our newest sponsor, Moink, delivers grass-fed and grass-finished beef and lamb, pastured pork and chicken, and wild-caught Alaskan salmon, direct to your door - helping Family Farms become financially independent outside of big agriculture. Go to https://www.moinkbox.com/offensive right now and get FREE FILET MIGNON for a year!! ________________________________________________________________ Become a subscriber at BlazeTV https://get.blazetv.com/slightly-offensive/ use my code "ELIJAH" to get $10 off a full year ________________________________________________________________ Slightly Offens*ve Merch: https://shop.blazemedia.com/collections/elijah-schaffer ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS/INQUIRIES: [email protected] _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ ELI'S LINKTREE https://linktr.ee/elijahschaffer ➤ SAV'S LINKTREE https://linktr.ee/savsays ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ PARLER https://parler.com/profile/Elijahschaffer/posts ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://teachrealprinciples.com for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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unidentified
Get out.
Get out.
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
Get out.
Get out of the pussy.
Don't you have to do it?
Do not pussy.
Get out.
Do a little pussy.
Did you just hit me?
Did you not hit me?
You just hit me.
You go.
Black Lives Matter.
Yo, pussy race.
Wow.
Get out of Black Lives Matter.
Black Lives Matter.
Black Lives Matter.
Yo, stop.
elijah schaffer
Stop recording.
unidentified
I don't know you.
Yo, you need the sound.
elijah schaffer
Black Lives Matter.
Nothing says Black Lives Matter than assaulting a black dude in a elevator as a white person, I might say, in the name of health and wellness.
But guys, we know casual racism, the Holocaust, whatever it is, it can be justified.
It really can be, if it's to stop COVID.
We found that out very quickly.
Remember, if you have a regret in life, as long as you did it according to CDC guidelines, it's okay.
It's forgiven.
It's absolved in the name of Christ.
I commend you.
Actually, in the name of the World Health Organization, everything can be okay.
To talk about this and a lot more, we have our guests on today's show, Kai Schwemmer, Kai Clips.
He's a commentator.
He got the COC in his face, confetti of color.
I always like to ask guests when they're on here for the first time, how does that feel in real life?
It's real confetti.
kai schwemmer
It's spectacular.
I'm getting a little bit giddy.
I feel like I'm falling down my back a little bit, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
And we're on our best behavior for a very important reason.
You know why.
Who else is in the room today?
kai schwemmer
We have got Mrs. Savannah's mom.
elijah schaffer
Yes, Mrs. Savannah's mom.
Welcome to Slightly Offensive for the first time.
Do you like the confetti?
unidentified
I do.
elijah schaffer
Do you see it down there?
unidentified
Yes, I do.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
How does it feel?
unidentified
She's so excited.
savanah hernandez
I have a strict.
Don't let my mom on camera rule, but here we go.
We're breaking it today, everybody.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's Savannah Hernandez.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm your top 17 host here on Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV.
I also love COC in my face.
It feels absolutely great.
We've got a lot of talk about this.
Is some insanity.
Bad things are happening around the country.
White women are out of control, as they've always been.
Women in general have been out of control.
We have a lot of insane things.
If you didn't see the new video as well, Savannah went out to Washington, D.C. Welcome back, Savannah.
Why were you out there?
savanah hernandez
I was there for the Defeat the Mandates rally.
It was a great time.
Lots of good energy.
And we found the five protesters in attendance who said that they were willing to take up to 30 booster shots.
It was a good time.
It was a good time.
elijah schaffer
Why stop there?
Why stop there?
Remember, number 31 goes up the rectum, and so it feels kind of good.
Are you into the boosters, Savannah's mom?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
You're not into that stuff?
unidentified
No, no, no.
I'm not.
How should I say it?
I vaccinated my kids.
I believe in vaccinations, but I believe also in having the data and the research to back that up.
elijah schaffer
Do you think we should hit more black men that don't wear masks?
unidentified
We should hit anyone.
savanah hernandez
When she's uncomfortable, she just laughs.
unidentified
I've been laughing a lot.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Anyway, I mean, okay, let's talk about this.
I mean, this is the stupidity.
Obviously, we know, other than John Doyle, nobody's this big supporter of black people than you.
You're one of the biggest supporters in the world.
kai schwemmer
Man, I have so many black friends.
You know, John Miller recently, he got into a big fiasco on Getter, but he is one of my favorite black people, of which I have many, of course.
And it is just downright disrespectful for white women to beat up on black people like this.
elijah schaffer
I know.
It's kind of like what we saw in the Black Lives Matter where they destroyed black neighborhoods in the name of Black Lives.
And a lot of the businesses, and I feel bad looking at Savannah's mom while saying this, were Asian-owned.
unidentified
It's like a little replica of Savannah.
elijah schaffer
It's so weird.
I'm so uncomfortable on my own show.
savanah hernandez
I'm like, which one Seth?
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
All right, before we jump into these stories, we got a lot of craziness.
As always, we are so excited.
I got to remind you guys that, you know, weed is illegal in a lot of places.
People don't want to smoke weed.
You don't want to do it, but there are some health benefits.
They're even saying that, like, there are some benefits to smoking weed against COVID and a lot of things.
But you're like, is there an alternative to get the medical benefits from cannabis, from these plants, but not get high?
And you might have heard about CBD, the component, the health component in it.
And you wonder, does it work?
Well, over 90% of doctors have said that their patients have used CBD to treat a health condition.
And, you know, I've used it before too, and it does.
My mom had used it when she was in pain.
And I've used it even like on when I've had joints inflamed.
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That's what happened to my thumb.
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Anyways, Kai, welcome to the show.
I mean, have you seen this?
White women are out of control.
They're hitting black people.
What are we going to do?
As a defender of the black race, how do we respond to something like this?
kai schwemmer
You know, Elijah, this is a tale as old as time.
I'm sure you heard the story of Rosa Parks when you were in elementary school.
elijah schaffer
My hero.
My hero.
kai schwemmer
Exactly.
If we recall, who was the one who got Rosa Parks kicked out of her seat, or who was the one that caused all that fuss?
It was a white woman.
unidentified
Wow.
kai schwemmer
Tale is old as time, really.
I was actually in a play.
I played white bystander number two.
unidentified
Wow.
kai schwemmer
It was my big debut.
And now I'm here.
So it'll impress.
The fight for civil rights goes on forever.
But really, this, to get down into the metapolitics of it, it really describes exactly what we see with this white kind of liberal, yuppie class of women, men as well, but mostly women.
They identify more with the struggles of black people because they themselves feel that the black people are inferior.
They're saying, no, BL.
elijah schaffer
What?
Who would suggest that?
kai schwemmer
Oh, I don't know.
I'm not suggesting that.
Black people are my favorite.
They're my favorite.
And like I said, I've got many black people.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying these, these people out there.
kai schwemmer
These people.
elijah schaffer
Seven, have you, have you?
This is a good question.
Have you seen this?
Like, because I feel like you told me that being a, what is it called?
Being a BIPOC.
savanah hernandez
The disrespect.
elijah schaffer
By being a BIPOC.
And I really, I'm really happy.
Let me respect you.
Hey, can you be quiet while I respect you on the camera?
savanah hernandez
Thank you so much.
kai schwemmer
You're going to pull down your mask to say it, too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, can you please, before I hit you in the name of health and safety, I'm saying, like, I thought you said, though, that on the real part, though, that for the most part, white people have not, and I say white people, I spell it P-E-E-P-O-L people because that's the correct way to say it because you don't want to use it in vain.
You said they've been less directive at you.
I thought like they don't tell you what to do because they're afraid of telling like a woman of color.
savanah hernandez
Like, isn't that, didn't you have the opposite treatment in most of like white people are scared of me because I mean, I mean, like in the past for different reasons.
I think it's, it's very much been like the white community was afraid to push back against minorities, but now it's very much that minorities aren't oppressed enough.
And that's why we're seeing videos like this one where the white people are like, okay, we're going to help her oppress you guys because you guys aren't seeing it well enough.
elijah schaffer
Well, there aren't, can you put the sound up on that for a second?
savanah hernandez
Of course.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Apparently, he doesn't have a mask on.
And so they're mad.
But then they hit him.
And then when he accuses them of hitting him, then they yell Black Lives Matter, which is this crazy thing where people don't talk about this disproportionately.
COVID measures and mandates actually affect black people the most.
It's just effectively the COVID passes in New York are the equivalent of, you know, what are those called? Jim Crow laws, because the majority of people, I think only like 25 or 26% of black people in New York, it might be more now, are vaccinated, which means that of all groups of people, the least vaccinated are black people because historically speaking, black people have been the subject of, let's just say, some unfair experimental medical treatment that might have made them doubt the medical community.
savanah hernandez
Representation.
Yeah.
kai schwemmer
See, it's true.
But I don't love that talking point either, though, because it kind of plays into that paradigm of the left when you say, well, actually, the reason we shouldn't support the mandates is because that disadvantages black people.
And it's like, oh, well, that's really easy.
We'll just make sure that black people are getting more vaccinated.
And so I think as right-wingers, we need to be saying, oh, black people aren't getting vaccinated.
Oh, yeah, what's the problem?
Okay.
These are our guys.
And so we need to be right there with them, you know, pushing back, asking those women like he did in the video, don't you have kids?
Which is perfect.
That's the reply.
You're out here hounding me.
I'm just trying to live my life.
I'm getting my money up, not my funny up.
And you guys should be spending time with your children instead of harassing an innocent black man like myself.
elijah schaffer
So I think if we show that ovaries dried about two decades ago, seriously.
kai schwemmer
And no eggs.
Empty egg pardon.
unidentified
But if we show that solidarity, your kids probably are my boss.
elijah schaffer
It's like, I don't know, pretty old.
kai schwemmer
Exactly.
But, you know, if we show that solidarity with the black community, we say, hey, you guys don't like this stuff?
Me neither.
That's where the right starts winning.
Maybe you do get that larger demographic coalition by saying, you know what?
Not only is it, you know, disadvantaging black people right now, but you guys actually have it right.
You have it a lot better than most of these white yuppie liberals.
And we're with you on it.
elijah schaffer
Black people are pretty based.
I've seen, like, when it comes to this, number one, they keep their, like, they'll beat their women.
No.
unidentified
I am not hurt this people.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm joking on that.
savanah hernandez
No, I'm glad that Kai brought this up, though, because I get so mad when the GOP tries to make vaccines a racial issue when it's like, no, this affects everybody equally.
Stop trying to divide it into a racial thing.
The Eric Swalwell retweeted the GOP because they were like, the vaccine mandates disproportionately affect the black community.
And Eric Swalwell talking about voting rights was like, oh, you care about the minority community.
And I was like, this entire tweet thread is the problem with society right now.
elijah schaffer
Well, I bring it up because I think this is an interesting thing.
And I'd love to get your mom's opinion on this.
It's like, it's because of the voter ID bills are trying to pass right now, which is like, I just think it's funny how, and I hate to even do the hypocrisy card, but you do have to point this out because people are at different levels of understanding of the political world.
This is not a political show.
So it's just like, I understand not everyone knows this.
They're trying to basically push these laws to make it easier to vote.
And they constantly say that people that are not white cannot get an ID, that it's really hard if you're not white to get a driver's license or an ID.
I'm sure you've heard this.
So we shouldn't have voter ID, but they will ask black people for a vaccination card.
And so I don't know.
I have to say, it's just, it's just so weird how there's never any consistency.
I don't know if you see the same thing.
It's like, how can you say it's racist to ask a black person for a voter ID card?
It's kind of an overused talking point, but then you can ask them for a vaccine passport.
Literally, just have some consistency.
unidentified
I agree.
Yeah, they just.
What I've seen is that, or I've been watching on TV or on YouTube, is that there's people who are not, they're not being consistent.
Like, if you're going to be consistent in one thing, then be consistent in all of things.
So if you're going to, you know, do everything with the mandates, then that's everybody.
And then where does that lead to, though?
Because if you're trying to, you know, force everybody to do what they don't want to do, how is this America?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm going to ask you back in the 90s, the 80s, like in go back.
Did you, do you feel, because they talk about how like things have gotten a lot better.
Have you, did you feel like there was a lot of racism towards you?
Like people throughout your entire life have like you've really lost a lot of opportunities that people have been like really rude to you because you're not white.
unidentified
You know what?
I've only experienced one time in my life, and it wasn't even my experience, it was my mom.
We came to California to visit and this lady at McDonald's, she wasn't even a white lady.
She didn't want to serve my mom.
And so she said, What was her race?
I don't know, but she wasn't white.
And it was just at this random McDonald's in California.
And so she was all upset my mom.
And so my dad was like, don't worry about it.
And so he placed the water at McDonald's.
But that was the only time I've ever like actually saw that because the lady like stepped around the, and I don't know why she didn't want to serve my mom because she went and served other people.
So I don't know.
I didn't understand that.
But my dad kept telling us, oh, it's because your mom's so dark.
Because my mom is, she's darker than me.
So I was like, what?
But that was the only time I've ever seen that.
So, and throughout my whole lifetime, I've never had that problem.
I've never experienced it.
That was when I was 12 years old.
elijah schaffer
Which, which we know means 2004.
savanah hernandez
Well, I don't know if all of the viewers can see it, but we had to go get your counters because my mom is so tiny.
unidentified
I am very tiny.
kai schwemmer
You asked Nester, what are your thoughts on the booster?
I'm like, the only booster she's using is a booster seat.
unidentified
Yeah.
I eat a booster seat.
elijah schaffer
So I feel like it's so funny.
It's like, it's like when a fat person's like, oh, yeah, that's my friend's fat.
And it's like, ooh, I, Savannah, you are, you are the equivalent of like four centimeters tall.
Savannah literally comes in a box.
She got delivered in a little shimming container.
They're like, here's your new producer.
savanah hernandez
I was like, you know, male order brides, there's male producers that you're, yeah, mailing producers that you can get.
So Elijah ordered me on the internet from Asia.
kai schwemmer
Two for one with the mom.
unidentified
Yeah.
Wait, wait, I was told she was born from the dirt.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, literally, she's an orc.
She was a born Isengard.
savanah hernandez
I don't know if talking about like family jokes that nobody understands or knows about.
Like people are going to be so confused, mom.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I love it.
I'm loving having you on, though.
We're so privileged to have you on.
So obviously then it's even worse.
The mask stuff has gotten out of control.
I didn't even realize that we were still concerned about masks.
I live in Texas.
I know you only people that wear masks in Texas that are not Democrats are people that are like over the age of 65.
I understand just wearing a mask around flu season for whatever reason.
If you're older, because you just, maybe you compromise immune system.
Democrats and then Asians, Asians have always been wearing masks.
They never, that's just what they do.
The Asians do it.
But this woman now says that people who don't wear their masks are rats.
Let's go ahead and play video five.
Listen to this.
This is this is dehumanizing language.
This is where we've gotten in some places.
unidentified
I'm a little traumatized every time I go to the food store and I'm the only one wearing a mask.
So I come out to the car and I need a second to like decompress and actually start feeling a little bit safer again.
Because y'all are a bunch of food plagrats.
elijah schaffer
You know when you wish someone kept their mask on?
kai schwemmer
A little bit traumatized?
I know exactly how you feel.
Don't worry.
And I love the hopping and popping.
Like, you know, the most cardio she's gotten that day is walking to the car, you know, real upset.
unidentified
You know, I'm really, she's about to pass out in the vehicle.
elijah schaffer
It's like an emphysema inhaler commercial, right?
Is this you?
Get help.
No, but what it's always funny is it's always the physiogamy is that I've always pointed out, like, it's always these like obese people.
Ma'am, you haven't made a health decision, let alone a good one, in a while.
And you're here to lecture me on my health.
I know that we've hammered that away, but it always seems to be the worst offenders of health and health violations, like basic dignity, that seem to suddenly have come out as the ultimate experts on what is good for my life and my body.
You're a lifter.
You lift you too.
I mean, I'm an amateur.
We're getting into it.
But it's like, these people have no business.
They have no business.
And I mean this, telling young, healthy people what we need to do when they can't even control what they eat.
kai schwemmer
Real.
And this actually, a perfect story.
I was driving back from my university or rather going on the bus back from my university just a few weeks ago.
And the bus driver just stared at me while I was standing outside of the bus and said, mask.
And so I'm like, oh, okay, my bad.
So I put the mask on.
You know, I'm hopping on the bus.
I'm just trying to get home, you know, long day at school.
What state is this?
This is Utah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
kai schwemmer
Yeah.
So, but unfortunately, I'm born in one of the only liberal cities in the state of Utah.
You know, just my.
elijah schaffer
Salt Lake?
Yeah.
kai schwemmer
It's a rough place.
There's Black Lives Matter science, LGBTQ.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there's a lot of great people there everywhere.
kai schwemmer
It's insane, which is funny too, because the closer you get to like the church center, the more protests you kind of see.
It's like something that they know they can't do anything about because the closest you'll get to a theocracy is in Utah.
But, you know, they rebel anyway.
So I'm on this bus and the bus driver is obese, is short.
And then right after telling me all of the dangers of COVID, she's like, you don't want to get it.
I almost died.
My whole family got COVID.
I didn't get it.
I'm young and healthy.
And all of the studies show that my age demographic, 18 to 24, if you're healthy, if you work out, there are more negative consequences.
So I'm in the minority of people who, you know, really just looking at the science are not going to benefit from this.
But she then, right after telling me this, cracks open a Mountain Do Kickstart and says, more drinkies, pours it into a big gulp glass.
And she's probably at three of those today.
And I just, I wanted to say something, but.
savanah hernandez
America, land of the obese.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I mean, you're, you're, you know, you're 23.
You're healthy.
unidentified
You're so kind.
elijah schaffer
No, but I mean, I mean, you know, this like you take care of your health.
It requires constant decision making to like choose to eat what's right, to exercise, to like not be the food.
The food is poisoning.
It's easy to get.
It's easy to get fat for a lot of people, especially as you get, you get older.
You're like in your early 20s or 19.
Okay, so for you, it's going to be a little harder to gain weight.
Past 25.
When I say 25, it literally is just downhill in terms of your metabolism.
So it's like, especially for women.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like when you're out there, when you see somebody who's like medically, literally, they are a living adipose tissue.
Like I imagine if I looked at my stomach fat under a microscope, that's what my cells look like.
But it's like, are you going to take medical advice from this hef this unit?
unidentified
Oh, gosh.
I'm probably the wrong person to ask about that.
I have like a big pickle about that people.
elijah schaffer
What's your pickle with fat people?
unidentified
Because I just, I just.
savanah hernandez
We were talking about this last night, Elijah, because she was like, I just don't think that we should fat shame.
And I was like, I think that we should actually not in that room.
unidentified
Tell me though.
elijah schaffer
Tell me, though, because if I'm wrong, because obviously you're wiser than me.
Maybe I'm wrong.
unidentified
I don't know if I'm very wise.
elijah schaffer
Well, I'd love to know.
Like, I mean, because I like fat shaming and I think it's a good thing.
It helps me.
Like when my friends are like, bro, like, you, you've been, that's what kind of got me back on a good, healthy way is my friends making fun of me and being like, bro, don't be a fat loser.
kai schwemmer
Bullying is inherently right wing.
It works.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it worked.
But people do disagree with that.
And there's a lot of people that watch the show that disagree with it too and think it's rude.
It's mean.
It's not, it's not necessary.
What's the alternative?
Like, why is it bad?
unidentified
Well, let's define the fat shaming, though, that you're doing versus what I'm thinking.
So I think he likes fat shaming.
It's like, oh my gosh, look at that heifer.
She really needs to stop eating all that crap.
But she was like, no, it's not like that, mom.
And I'm like, well, that's what I'm thinking.
Like, that's what I'm thinking fat shaming is.
savanah hernandez
She's saying, though, that it's like you see a fat person on the street and you're like, you're fat, like to their face for no reason.
unidentified
Yeah.
savanah hernandez
That's how you explained it, too.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay, so I am fat phobic.
savanah hernandez
Okay, like I'm scared of fat people.
elijah schaffer
I am scared of obesity, and I'm but what I'm not afraid of-that's me too.
Yeah, I'm actually afraid of skinny.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's like it's genuinely a fear.
Have you ever seen those TikToks where it's like, if you just go to the gym because you don't want to be fat, you're not healthy, you're fat phobic, yeah, and then it cuts to like a car speeding.
It's like me and the homies on the way to be fat gym to be fat phobic.
Like, yeah, I don't, I don't care.
But I'm saying, like, fat shaming is this.
The reason why, it's the same reason why I speak out against the gay community.
I hear, let me switch it from fat to gayness.
Andy No, he's a journalist friend of mine.
He's also, you're like, your people.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He's Asian.
unidentified
He's your people.
He's all people.
elijah schaffer
No, but he basically was like, hey, like, you should have this.
I'm going to have mine.
You should have this gay guy on because you speak out a lot against gay people.
I said, no, I don't speak out against gay people.
I speak out against the gay community.
Andy No's gay.
I like Andy No.
Cause Andy Know's not a piece of shit.
And so I like people who aren't pieces of shit.
And so Andy No would fall into that category of a kind, gentle person.
unidentified
I agree with you.
elijah schaffer
Whether we disagree on certain things, that's okay.
I can be his friend still because he's a genuine person.
A lot of people are different than me.
I can be friends with a fat person who just struggles, like who just struggles, especially the ones that were born with gland issues and hormone issues, which is very rare.
Most people are just lazy.
What I have a problem with, and the reason why I speak out against the gay community is because they are not just trying to be quiet and live their lives in peace.
They're trying to force their ideology down my throat.
And so fat people, the same way, I'm not like, I understand some people struggle, and I'm not just looking at a fat person being like, I hate you.
I'm saying the fat people have tried to normalize obesity and say that not only is it normal to just be a disgusting fat slob, but that it's also like it's a form of health.
Like it's an alternative way to live.
Just like the gay community is like, well, you could be male, female, or trans or gay or this, like as if it's just like you just get to pick.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I hate that.
I don't mind if someone struggles with homosexuality, someone struggles with their weight or whatever.
We're humans, people have issues, yeah.
But not normalizing it.
So if you're going to normalize it, I'm going to, I would say something else, but you're in the room and I don't want to be disrespectful.
unidentified
It's okay.
kai schwemmer
You know, you know, this is one of my favorite phrases within weightlifting.
You may have heard it too.
It's there's no shame in being weak, only staying weak.
It's kind of the same thing as being fat.
unidentified
Yeah.
kai schwemmer
I have had people more than anywhere else recognize me for my political content at the gym.
What does that tell you about our audience?
And it is not a problem to go into a gym fat.
And everybody thinks, oh, well, I'm going to get made fun of.
People are going to make fun of me because I'm doing all this cardio and whatnot.
No, the fact that you're there proves exactly what kind of a person you are.
Nobody's ever going to laugh at you for that.
They're happy you're there and they're going to help you out with these exercises.
All the gym boomers are right there with you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kai schwemmer
Are there?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I don't see any real, I never meet a liberal at the gym.
Like every time I'm lifting weights, I'd bring up Kyle Brittenhouse to see where they stand.
They're always pro-Kyle Rittenhouse.
kai schwemmer
I know people who walk in with MAGA hats and come out with five more friends than they walked in with.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like I because I think maybe if you go to CrossFit.
unidentified
Ah, yeah.
kai schwemmer
Yeah.
You see people doing the pull-ups where they're swinging like apes.
No, it's CrossFit's probably not the best place to go, but you know, but at the gym, but do you get what I'm saying?
elijah schaffer
So like fat shaming, that's why I think I'm not just speaking out against someone who's struggling in life.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Because we're all sinners and we all have issues that are all struggle.
But it's like, imagine if someone walked out and was like, hey, it's really good to be addicted to meth.
unidentified
It's like, yeah, like, no.
elijah schaffer
But if they were like, hey, I struggle and I relapse and I have a problem with meth, then you want to help them.
Yeah, you're like, all right, I feel you.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I'm not going to let you normalize this as being a positive behavior.
unidentified
I agree with you there.
Yeah.
I don't like how they just make everything like it's okay.
And it's not.
This is not okay to be fat.
You're going to die faster than, you know, and you're not going to have enough longevity.
And it does make you look old.
That's why I still look the way I look.
If you're a heavy person, you're going to age a lot faster because your cells and everything in your body is just stressing out because it's not supposed to be doing that.
You're not supposed to be living that way.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I was going to say, next time that you're on an elevator and someone assaults you, I got to say to that black guy, my trigger, think of it with a gun.
If you have a gun system, if you have a gun system, obviously you know.
The Second Amendment is so much different.
It's not just about guns, it's about the right of protection, right?
So, this has to do with body armor, it has to do with your firearm, but also remember this: how do you carry your firearm?
A lot of people don't think about that, and they don't know when the shit hits the fan, or even if you just want to travel or you're out on the field and you want to keep a sidearm, or you just have a concealed carry.
We are a constitutional carry here in Texas, you don't need a license to carry a gun.
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Can you admit, like, those are like, why would you have a lame carrier if you can have a cool one?
kai schwemmer
No, exactly.
I mean, that's how it is with everything.
You want to be impressive, you live for the life you want, not the life you have.
So, you're going to walk in there looking like a cowboy with your holster with the design on it.
That's what you have to do.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I love my systems.
And, Savannah, do we have a picture of you wearing one as well?
I think Savannah went to Iraq.
You know, your daughter went to Iraq.
unidentified
Uh, yeah, I saw that picture.
I was like, What?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but she was staking good.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, she's me breaking the Americans out of uh Afghanistan with a detective.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she's the last, the last troop in uh, in Afghanistan.
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So let's get into a little more of this.
So, Savannah, people don't know.
If you haven't seen the video yet from DC this weekend, this last weekend, we're going to try to get back out more on the streets.
I'm trying to make it so Savannah can get out more.
I'm sure her mom's happy.
I'd like to insert your daughter into dangerous situations.
How do you feel about that?
unidentified
Actually, I don't mind that she does it.
I just, her daddy and I just want her to be safe when she goes.
And so her daddy does tell her to do certain things, which she doesn't do all the time.
And so that's where he gets upset with her.
elijah schaffer
But are you disobeying your daddy?
savanah hernandez
What?
elijah schaffer
You're disobeying your daddy?
unidentified
I would ned all the time.
I know.
savanah hernandez
People ask my parents this all the time.
They were like, so how did your parents feel about you being in the riots?
And I was like, oh, yeah, they didn't care.
Yeah, they felt it mine just like, just don't die.
And I'm like, okay.
unidentified
Yeah, we're, you know, she's living her life, living the dream.
So just, yeah, she is, right?
savanah hernandez
Living the dream, working for a white man.
unidentified
I am.
I am.
I'm very proud of my daughter.
She's very independent.
Yeah, she is looking for a husband.
So she's sending your resumes my way.
savanah hernandez
Okay, we're done.
unidentified
That's enough.
savanah hernandez
That's enough.
unidentified
Don't put that in there.
I do have standards.
elijah schaffer
Aren't you so aren't we so blessed to be on with Savannah's mom?
kai schwemmer
That's what I'm saying.
Look, Savannah's mom.
You've got no grandchildren to speak of.
I mean, Savannah needs to get on.
unidentified
I'm excited to be a grandma, honestly.
Not yet, but soon.
You know, couple years.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, my eggs are dried up.
Go for my sister.
unidentified
No, no.
elijah schaffer
We got more of this mask Nazi stuff.
So I was saying that's the stuff over the weekend.
We're going to look at some of these clips, Savannah, from you.
But first, I want to look at this.
Obviously, people are done with the mandates.
We're over it.
We're just done with it.
It's like it's never legal.
The mask mandates, nothing's ever been legal.
It's never been a law.
It's always been bullshit.
Nobody ever likes it.
People are apparently still losing it when people don't want to take off their mask.
I want to remind you: people are afraid to take off their mask because of people like this.
Why are you afraid of these people?
They're losers.
They're pathetic.
You've got to get over your fear of men.
You've got to conquer it.
It's a spiritual issue.
You've got to call upon God to conquer your fear of man because the more you fear man, the less you fear God.
And when God is your leader and He is your witness and protector, then who can be against you?
Let's listen to this masked Nazi losing it in a grocery store.
Video number seven.
unidentified
Masked Nazi loses it at a grocery store.
It was great to write me when I was 16.
savanah hernandez
I went now, I'm sorry, I'm 17.
unidentified
I forget.
Because I'm mentally ill.
savanah hernandez
I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
So I think the person's not wearing a mask.
kai schwemmer
I'm looking for stuff in his beard.
elijah schaffer
So they lose stuff in his beard.
And this is what they always do.
The people you ever notice this?
Like the police, you can kind of turn the volume down because she's harassing him.
The people that are always enforcing the laws never follow the guidelines.
Like she's not six feet away.
And if she's, if she thought a mask put her in danger, why is she approaching an unmasked person?
kai schwemmer
It's really just that attempt to have any power.
She understands that, you know, she's physically less capable than this man.
She understands that she's less assertive and less intimidating.
So what she's trying to do is use the authority that's been handed to her by the CDC and other establishment organizations and say, you know, these people give me the power to stand up to you to fulfill this fantasy of taking on the right-wing menace.
But really, it's from a deep place of insecurity.
She realizes she can't do that.
So she's trying to harken to some authority.
And it's really not working.
The guy has a beard, she says.
What does that tell you about him?
High test and obviously in the right, saying nothing, just watching her.
And again, to point out the video, the panting with the mask and the victim of sexual assault.
So maybe there's some repercussions.
elijah schaffer
It's true, though.
And also, like, I have to be careful how I say this, but there's whenever you see any study about the effectiveness of masks, I'm going to say in the positive, the studies always conclude that there is some effectiveness for N95 grade medical masks, but they do not talk about the mitigation of COVID from cloth and paper masks.
All they say always is they prevent some droplets from spreading, which I'm not convinced, but they say is where COVID's spreading.
And so that's what they say.
So this woman doesn't even know about masks.
And that's why it is.
I think it's about power.
You know, your daughter hates masks more than anyone I've met in my entire life.
unidentified
Oh, yes, I know.
elijah schaffer
She's petty too.
unidentified
Very petty.
savanah hernandez
I get from her dad.
I get mad at my own mother, actually.
I've yelled at her for wearing masks.
And apparently, it's because this tall white man at the beginning of COVID came and yelled at her in the middle of Walmart for not wearing a mask.
So she had, you know, she was scarred from that.
elijah schaffer
And I was just like, sorry.
How dare someone yell at you?
unidentified
I'm saying he's like six feet tall and we're just walking along and I'm looking at my shopping list and he's like, look at you.
And I was like, at first, I was like, who are you talking to?
Because I was like, I don't pay attention to people.
And so then he's like, stopped in the front of my cart.
He wouldn't let me pass.
And I was just like, do you have a problem?
He's like, you're not wearing a mask.
And so I just looked at him.
I was like, ooh.
And then I ran around him and I laughed.
But he kind of disturbed me because I was like, what the heck?
You pick out a little person like me.
savanah hernandez
If you did this to my mom, I'm going to come find you.
Who are you?
unidentified
Yeah.
kai schwemmer
Elijah steps out from behind my back on someone your own size.
elijah schaffer
Good thing I have my north breast protection.
No, but I mean, like, besides it being your mom, I mean, who's that's my point?
It's like, this is the reality, besides just being funny about this.
Who's yelling?
What a sweetheart she is.
What man, what man is yelling?
I mean, people have lost their freaking minds thinking that they've lost their humanity.
I brought it up on the show last night.
Is it this Indian guy?
For people that didn't see it, I was getting an Uber ride and I just walk up to the window and he's just like rolls down his window.
He's like, you have a mask?
And I was like, oh, no.
And then he just rolled up his window, said nothing, and just zoomed away.
unidentified
Oh, man.
elijah schaffer
I'm just saying, like, that's not even human.
You could just be like, oh, okay, well, I can't give you a ride then.
And be like, I'm sorry, I'm going to go ahead and cancel it.
unidentified
Offer you one.
If they want you to wear it so bad, then have some on hand.
Yeah.
kai schwemmer
Well, there's this psychological phenomenon to explain this, which is called deindividuation.
And that's like, I say this with John all the time.
The more people were around, I'm like, oh, the deindividuation's hitting.
I'm going to do something disruptful.
And it's when your face is covered or when you're part of a large group, you don't feel personally accountable.
So the mask is shielding that identity from you.
You don't feel the accountability.
You can be as rude to people as you want.
And that's what it is.
These spiteful, unhappy people are just trying to take out that anger because they live unfulfilling, miserable lives.
unidentified
I believe.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
I agree with that.
elijah schaffer
And so, like, so Sav one out, and just in case you didn't see it, I do want to watch this video of how out of control people are.
They're out of control because they're letting the government control them.
unidentified
That's true.
elijah schaffer
So, and it's like when you don't let your spirit, this is why the difference between Australia, New Zealand, the United Kingdom, and the United States and Canada.
The reason why we've had a better, a more bitter and better fight, even though Canadians have been really good at protesting, Australians have been really good at protesting.
We're going to get into that.
Savannah, we're going to start focusing a lot more on those other countries and encouraging our brothers and sisters out there.
savanah hernandez
Send me to Canada.
I'll go break out our Canadian brethren.
elijah schaffer
Well, I just mean, I mean, we're going to start calling people to more action.
They believe their rights come from their charter.
They believe their rights come from the government.
And so the government can take the rights away.
Americans believe our rights come from God.
And so they were not given to us.
And so they cannot be taken.
We are born with them.
And so Savannah runs into this person that needed, she just basically said she'll go as far as the government needs her to go in order to end this.
And after we watch it, Savannah, I'd like you to explain to us a little bit about what your time was there and sort of what happened with some of the B-roll.
And if you want to go into any of the other videos, let's watch video number 13.
savanah hernandez
Now, would you be interested in talking to me about why it's important that you're protesting this today?
elijah schaffer
The edit there.
unidentified
Because I'm not a selfish person who thinks it's all about me.
If we could get a 90% good immunity, not natural immunity, we could get back to our lives.
savanah hernandez
Are you vaccinated?
unidentified
I am double-vaccinated and boosted.
savanah hernandez
How many booster shots are you willing to get?
unidentified
As many as it takes.
savanah hernandez
So like 10, 20, 30?
unidentified
As many as it takes because I'm not a selfish bastard.
I want to get back to my life.
So if it takes 10, I am going to take 10.
savanah hernandez
What if they never let you get back to your life, though?
unidentified
I'm not a selfish bastard.
I want to get back to my life.
If everybody would just cooperate and do what it needs to do, we would have been out of this a year ago.
But now we're going to be three years, four years, and five years because of a self, a set of selfish, self-righteous jackasses.
elijah schaffer
So a lot to unpack here.
savanah hernandez
A lot.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
There's okay that the edit.
unidentified
The MAGA Ku Klux Klan mask that she's got going on.
I am not selfish.
kai schwemmer
I want to go back to my life.
unidentified
Okay, all right.
Aren't you being selfish if you want that many boosters?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, in four or five years, you're not.
unidentified
How does that have not been selfish?
elijah schaffer
Savannah, I like the question.
Good job on the pushback of like, what if they never let you get back to your life?
Like, she didn't seem to have thought that one through.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, she was like, it doesn't matter.
I still get booster.
And I was just like, she's Indian now?
kai schwemmer
I was going to say.
elijah schaffer
I was like, I'm not sure.
savanah hernandez
I'm bad at accents.
So every foreign accent is Indian to me.
unidentified
So there you guys go.
savanah hernandez
That's how my brain feels.
kai schwemmer
You're the worst racist ever.
You're trying to do evolution.
You just do indie masks.
elijah schaffer
Oh, man.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, no, it was so funny to see all four of the anti-repro mandate protesters there.
One of them was wearing a sign that says, I'm just here to knock out a Nazi.
She looked exactly as you would expect her to look.
Skinny little white girl.
I probably could have broken her in half.
She wouldn't even talk to me because she was scared.
It was absolutely pathetic to see.
And I mean, look at the absolute state of these people.
This woman that I walk up to who's protesting, holding a COVID-19 puts her mask up and then realizes that she can't talk through her mask, pulls it back down immediately.
And I'm like, so you think all the people here are selfish and are going to murder you?
So why are you standing in an event with thousands of people if you're that afraid of this virus?
You're not.
You're pathetic.
You're weak.
You're disgusting.
Get out of my country.
Deported immediately.
kai schwemmer
You know, the exposure is always more attractive to them than the actual principal.
It's, oh, hold on, you got a camera?
All right.
This is my face.
You know, here's what I got to tell.
It's that 15 seconds of fame that people really get stuck on.
It's a little bit funny because every single time mask goes down once they see the camera.
elijah schaffer
Well, admitting that you can't speak with the masks.
I can't hear you.
And it's true.
I can't hear the plexiglass.
Like, do you know how you, you know how I know this is madness?
So as you guys know, we just keep inventing fake reasons of what happened to my thumb.
So I was scuba diving, you know, mapping the ocean floor.
And obviously, you pricked it on a, on a CNN enemy.
savanah hernandez
Joe Biden actually bit it off.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kai schwemmer
Nibbling on the thumbnail.
elijah schaffer
No, but I was going to say, so, so it's interesting because the people that don't understand things that I went to the doctors, so I go to the urgent care and they were like, told my wife, you can't sit in the lobby because we don't want to risk infecting people.
And she was like, I know this is dumb.
Like when I'm in a doctor's office and they know what transmission is and spreading, I have no signs or symptoms and there's, that makes no sense.
She goes, we know we've lost it as a country when like the medical professionals are even like scared to follow the science because they're so afraid of the mandates and the laws and that they're not even allowed to follow the science that they're making me wait outside.
Like there's no science behind that.
And like, and then when I walked in, they're like, please put on this mask.
And it was a cheap little cloth mask.
Now, I will, there's a few places I wear a mask.
I would wear a mask in a doctor's office before the mandates.
I think that's kind of normal.
Even when I got surgery, they would make me put on a mask, et cetera.
And I was like, Aston was like, does these help with anything?
And they couldn't explain what the cloth mask did.
savanah hernandez
They were like, no, put it on.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like, I mean, I need a treatment and they wouldn't treat me without a mask.
Literally, they literally wouldn't let me back.
savanah hernandez
You're dirty, dude.
You're awful.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I was like, I'm here for a thumb.
I don't have COVID.
kai schwemmer
Like, hey, infection of the thumb is more dangerous than whatever.
elijah schaffer
My thumb's in two pieces.
I didn't come here with a cough.
unidentified
Yeah.
savanah hernandez
Bleeding out.
They're like, sir, sir, please.
We know you're about to die, but we really need you to mask.
elijah schaffer
I'm like, I need my thumb cauterized and put and sewed back together.
I literally don't, I don't have COVID.
And it was like they were more concerned about COVID than my thumb.
And I was like, thinking like, this wave gone mad.
unidentified
I'm here for a thumb injury.
elijah schaffer
And you're concerned about my wife and me with COVID.
What the f going on?
unidentified
I just like, what's going on?
They've just lost their mind.
kai schwemmer
And the other thing about that clip that it's just, it's a big black fill.
I'm not a black pilling guy.
I'm, you know, very white-pilled, very happy, optimistic guy, as you can tell, very chipper.
But the whole like, well, I'll do whatever the government says, you know, that's the attitude people need to have about God.
It's the, I will go and do the things which the Lord commands, no matter what they are.
Abraham is told to kill his son.
He's like, my devotion to God is greater.
And God says, you've shown in your faith that you will obey whatever I do, even if it's difficult.
And I will reward you, sacrifice the lamb instead of your son, Isaac.
And that's the devotion you're supposed to have to God.
But now it's, you know, the government, whatever the government tells me, I'll do it no matter what.
Kill my child.
Okay, he's transmitting COVID.
I understand.
You know, it's this greater good mentality that's translated into the state.
And I'm by no means a libertarian, but it's a very dangerous thing.
elijah schaffer
You know what's really nice about this show?
So if you go into the internet, people, the right-wing has their own version of pronouns.
Yeah, they always want you to define what your political leaning is.
What do you believe?
How do you define yourself?
I'm not into the pronoun game.
I don't like the right-wing version.
I don't like the left-wing version.
I'm more just like live your life and let your actions speak.
unidentified
Say what you want.
elijah schaffer
Let your actions speak.
And you can have a varied view.
You can have your own unique worldview.
There are some that are more than others that work better for life.
But as we see, people also are crazy on both sides.
And that's why I don't like a lot of the wings.
I'm not a bird.
I prefer to be a human.
People have gone crazy.
I want you to go to my screen, Savannah.
The reputable website, BuzzFeed.
savanah hernandez
Our favorite.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Came out with this new thing, which I think is actually pretty cool.
I should do some more stuff like this.
We have a lot of ways we're going to be developing the show that I'm excited about in the future, some segmentization of things.
They asked people, what are some things you considered normal pre-COVID, but are bizarre now?
And of course, we have the multiracial group with one more woman than men because we have to make sure the stock image is inclusive.
Inclusive.
Now, if the comments are crazy, it's like it used to be normal to trust an ER will be able to help anyone who's had a heart attack, accident, or life-threatening issue.
Now it's bizarre to realize in any ER, any hospital might be too full of overwhelmingly unvaxed COVID patients to take care of anyone else.
Not true statement.
kai schwemmer
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Not true.
kai schwemmer
And I thought it was going to go the other direction.
I'm like, oh, these people are saying like, I used to trust the ER to like accept my injuries, but now like, if I don't have a mask, they'll shut me down like they did my good friend Elijah Schaefer, who had this injury that he was about to bleed to death from.
And they asked him, you know, put the mask on.
But no, it's now I'm worried about going to the ER and there's so many unvaxed people that I might die.
elijah schaffer
I wasn't unlike, but you see that, do you see how the, do you hear, see this, Savannah?
Here's what's misleading about this is like theoretically, I was an unvaxed patient in the ER.
savanah hernandez
So true.
You were taking up a hospital.
unidentified
I was, though.
elijah schaffer
But it's like, but it's like, imagine, but do you know, sit in the UK, at any given point, 60% of the people that were in with COVID entered into the ER for a non-COVID related issue.
Meaning, I think it's called false positive tests.
But let's just say they might have caught COVID in the hospital, or maybe everyone just happens to have COVID.
Like maybe, like if they tested me and I showed positive for COVID, I'd now be an unvaxed COVID patient in the ER, even though I'm being treated for a messed up thumb.
unidentified
Yep.
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Like, that's what they say.
Like, it's at any point people are being treated for diabetes, for other things, and then they test positive.
There was never this overwhelming COVID unvaxed taking up the room.
This narrative, people believe this.
They believe they believe a lie.
kai schwemmer
Even with the people who get COVID, I mean, I know plenty of people who have gotten COVID.
Not a single one of them, maybe one or two people who are like elderly have actually gone to the ER for COVID.
As far as like negative outcomes, every single person stays in bed for three days or whatever.
They lose their sense of taste for a month or so.
But the people that I know who get COVID, even the ones who are, you know, buying into all the state narrative about it, really don't go to the ER about it.
And it's not that, you know, oh, I don't want to fill up the beds.
It's just you don't need to go to the ER for it.
It's totally that revisionism around, you know, the hospital beds are all being taken up.
No, no, no.
You get a drive-through test, you go back home if it's positive and you stay in bed for three days.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think COVID's been around a lot longer.
You know, my mother-in-law, or as we call them, my mom with a you mom, in 2019, she came and visited from the great heartland of Australia and she got, we got sick.
I was sick and she got sick or something happened and then she lost her sense of taste and smell for like a month and no one knew what it was and no one knew.
And it's like, yeah, I think COVID was around for a while.
That's a, that's a, I've never heard of losing your taste and smell for a long time before COVID because it almost seems like maybe it was engineered to not be natural.
It almost seems like not natural.
Am I the only one that seems like COVID seems like a non-natural disease that could have come from a level four high-security weapons grade biosecurity laboratory in Wuhan, China?
I'm not, I don't think that though.
I don't, we don't never know.
savanah hernandez
We'll never know.
unidentified
We'll never know.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying that's not a natural thing to just lose your taste and smell for like a long time.
It seems something like, this seems somebody coded that.
Yeah, well, it seems, and it seems, it's not true.
kai schwemmer
No, That's just a theory, a conspiracy theory.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, I mean, don't do that here.
kai schwemmer
No, yeah, but you know, this is one of these things.
The globalization of, you know, just anything, economic or otherwise, is really the only reason we're in this mess.
You think about if we were not, supposing this is a very authentic thing that came about, you know, just by the modification of certain viruses, we would have never actually experienced this bacteria or the virus, or we wouldn't have been in contact with any of it if there was not the globalization that we're seeing now.
Somebody from Wuhan would have never came to America.
Somebody from Wuhan would have never gone to other parts of the world.
Without globalization, without international trade and whatnot, and international travel, there would be no pandemics.
And people say all the time, well, it's like, what about the Black Plague?
If you like, get rid of vaccines or if you're going, if you're rewinding the clock, well, the plague will just kill you.
Okay.
Maybe if you're crowded into a dense city like mankind was never meant to be crowded into.
And by the way, this has been well studied.
The psychological detriments of living close together, like in New York or in other cities, are very large.
You get depressed, you get anxious.
It's an unnatural thing.
So we're starting to find very predictably, the more you deviate from nature, the more you open yourself up to parts of the world that you were never meant to be born into and that your immune system hasn't become prepared for, the worse your life is going to be.
The more anxious, depressed, and the more sick you'll be, which is, of course, a shock to anybody who didn't go to fourth-grade biology.
No, it is true.
elijah schaffer
And if you, I'm going to look at a few more of these because it gets really weird.
But obviously, as we talk about this, when I think about health, I'm not thinking about masks.
I'm not thinking about vaccines.
I'm not talking about them.
I'm talking about what you put in your body is the most important thing.
Even more than exercise, like you start with food and you pair it with exercise, and that's how you see real results with protein and with healthy food and good sources of protein are so important.
But the meat that we have in our stores is often laced with bleach chemicals.
The animals have hormones that are pushed into them.
And they're really screwing with our biology.
I'm not joking.
It's not good.
And a lot of you have picked up on this.
It's only been recently in the last couple of years that I picked up on this stuff too, which is why I joined Moink Box.
So Moink Box is not just a box of delivery of meat.
It's actually a movement that allows you to get like hormone and chemical-free meat that is just absolutely of the highest quality shipped to your house.
Now, what's nice about that is, number one, I don't know if you've seen the shelves recently.
You're a mom.
Is there a lot of food on the shelves in the grocery stores?
Are they doing a good job keeping the supplies and the stocks up?
Or do you see sometimes there's like not, there's key things missing and stuff?
unidentified
I don't know.
There's stuff missing.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
I gotta find my rice.
I've been trying to buy my jasmine.
savanah hernandez
I hate crime.
No rice for the Asians.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no rice.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
And literally with meat, it's even like sometimes you're like, well, I guess we're not eating steak because there's no steaks.
Don't be like that.
Join Moink Box and get these amazing high-quality selections from salmon to chicken to steak to anything you want.
Even they gave me some meat that I never tried before, like a pork shoulder.
Dude, that's so epic.
You cooked that right.
Like it's so good.
And they're also supporting small farms.
They're not using the big like Monsanto and all those things.
So like if you want to support small business, which we're big on here, go to moinkbox.com slash offensive right now.
And listeners of the show can get a free filet mignon for a year.
That's pretty epic.
kai schwemmer
It's literally so true.
They probably have liver too.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And they have literally everything.
That's one year of the best filet mignon you'll ever taste for a limited time.
Go to moinkbox, M-O-I-N-K-B-O-X.com slash offensive.
That's moinkbox.com slash offensive.
Check it out.
Get the best meat and get the proteins that you need.
So people don't realize that it's honestly just literally, it's very simple.
Don't drink too much.
You know, get food into your body.
You can have a little fun.
You can eat bad sometimes.
You know, you don't have to leave a perfect life, but put the right things in, and you probably won't ever die from a lot of things.
A lot of things that won't kill you.
Yeah, you'll live long and you'll be all right.
And maybe put on some sunscreen if you're white before you go out in the sun.
kai schwemmer
No, no, no.
Sunscreen is a psychologist.
savanah hernandez
Yeah, I rebuke sunscreen.
elijah schaffer
Well, there's no, there's good sunscreens for your face.
kai schwemmer
No, true.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I was like, I was like, again, it's good products, not cheap sunscreen.
There's like natural minerals and stuff that can just keep.
Not all skin products are bad.
The good ones are expensive.
That's the problem.
unidentified
That's true.
elijah schaffer
Why is it a significant thing?
Okay, so I'd like to know because I could be wrong.
kai schwemmer
Yeah, so sunscreen, a lot of it is really chemically.
This is kind of the lipstick stuff or like the chapstick.
Or chapstick really is actually drying out your lips so that you have to buy more chapstick.
But it's actually more dangerous with the sunscreen.
The sunscreen has these harsh chemicals in it that actually increase the risk of getting skin cancer, the effects on the skin, the way it manipulates, you know, the cells and whatnot that it's rubbing into.
All of that's very dangerous.
elijah schaffer
But what about good sunscreen?
Like, because I use really high-quality, like good face sunscreen that's like kind of like, I don't even say how much it is because that's embarrassing.
But I use good.
I mean, like, I don't use like cheap, like spray-on stuff.
kai schwemmer
Like you're from California, too.
So you like, you understand the dichotomy.
I think a lot of people will just get it.
I'm killing CBS.
That I don't know.
I haven't done the litmus test with, you know, like the three tiers of payment on sunscreen.
elijah schaffer
Sounds like, let me buy you some sunscreen.
kai schwemmer
Yeah, I do know.
There's a lot of it.
elijah schaffer
No, I know some of it they pulled off the shelves because they say that it's literally caused.
It has carcinogens, but I didn't, I thought there's good sun.
I thought there's like, just like you can get cheap shampoo that actually like hurts your scalp and your skin.
You can get good shampoo, like without like the sulfates and those kinds of things.
Am I wrong?
Is there not a do you know about this or is it a sunscreen?
unidentified
I don't know.
I told my daughter I've been using all kinds of stuff for how many years now.
I think as long as you stay as close to the natural of the product, the better it'll be.
savanah hernandez
She's from an island.
She's been moisturizing with coconut oil.
That's how you get the good skin.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
And the black people got the shea butter.
unidentified
Yeah, I can't use shea butter.
I don't know.
savanah hernandez
It's because you're not black.
I just said that.
elijah schaffer
Because you ain't black.
They didn't vote for Joe Biden, so you ain't black.
kai schwemmer
But, you know, on it.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I mean, this is interesting.
I just, I never heard of this.
I thought good products, but I didn't know.
I mean, I would have done what do we white people just not go out in the sun?
Because I toast in the sun.
unidentified
No, no, no.
kai schwemmer
See, most of the time.
Most of the people who say, like, well, I just don't go in the sun.
It's like, these are the people who have received the punishment from the sun after like years of using the sunscreen, which is going to make it worse.
You're going to get worse sunburns.
elijah schaffer
I've been hospitalized with a sunburn before.
kai schwemmer
That's awful.
That is, that's right.
But probably were using sunscreen before you did that.
So, you know, it's repercussions that stop you.
elijah schaffer
I get burned while I'm sitting in traffic.
savanah hernandez
Yeah.
unidentified
You're skin used to this scent.
You're supposed to do it slowly.
Like you slowly test or like you go out for five minutes, then you go out for 10 minutes.
elijah schaffer
My mom didn't use sunscreen, then she got skin cancer.
kai schwemmer
Yeah, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Well, there's, there's always sunscreen growing up and then she got skin cancer.
kai schwemmer
Some of it's genetic.
Some of it just happens over time.
But I think you're right.
Yeah, that's just the natural.
unidentified
Because we don't use sunscreen on guam and people say, how do you get the hair all the time?
kai schwemmer
And it's literally cold showers and I just let it dry in the sun and with air.
That's it.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
See, okay, I'm getting sunscreen pilled.
Let's look at a couple of these here.
People have a few of these saddy oh my we educate.
We educate.
We bring educated guests on that tell you great things.
I'd love to know, actually, any dermatologist, anybody in the chat, I'd love to hear your opinions.
We'd love to get you guys in the chat.
Let's get sunscreen in the chat and have you guys let us know what your thoughts are on sunscreen.
I love arguing over things like this.
kai schwemmer
Sunscreen on trial.
elijah schaffer
We have this.
I used to lick my finger to make it easier to get those plastic bags in the fruit and veggie section open.
Today I held my hand under the water that was missing the lettuce.
That's disgusting.
Ew.
Vigorously.
unidentified
How clean is that water, anyways?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Literally, vigorously.
What?
The response to this is vigorously rub the bag between your hands.
It helps a bit.
talking about the grocery let's add a few more of these um never wiping my hands after pumping the diesel now that i think that is so disgusting i bring disinfectant wipes with me and handle all with wipes in full contact and wipe my hands with sanitizer and wheel etc with new wipes i think that i i am sanitizer pilled i know that that's not good to put that stuff on hand sanitizer is not good oh my gosh you didn't tell that to my husband he like thinks that it saves his hands for i'm like i mean it doesn't do nothing no i i'm receipt paper What is awesome?
savanah hernandez
Aren't there carcinogenic things in receipt paper?
Same with hand sanitizer.
kai schwemmer
Well, and the funny thing is, these two things go together.
I thought it was really interesting now that we're getting all these receipt papers and we're getting more hand sanitizer because that's just the way we're doing stuff now with COVID.
The studies about the harms of receipt paper were done after applying hand sanitizer and it opens you up to more negative repercussions from touching the BPA and whatnot that's on it from the thermal paper.
elijah schaffer
Everything's killing us.
unidentified
I tell you guys.
savanah hernandez
There's going to be crazy water.
elijah schaffer
I know.
unidentified
I know.
savanah hernandez
It's so crazy.
elijah schaffer
Literally, and it's like, it's like, I no longer receive phone calls and text messages from friends, not by choice.
They just simply stopped on their end.
I tried to keep it up on my end, but eventually I stopped and I realized it just wasn't going to be reciprocated.
Humbling and humiliating to say the least.
Like this is a real problem.
Like if people have broken down relationships, they don't see each other.
They don't want to talk to one another.
People are losing friends over this.
And it's like, because they're separated, because a lot of times people would see each other, then that warms up the relationship.
If you're the boys, we get a little trouble.
The boys will be boys, a little, as Ken says, a little naughty sometimes, but the girls, they understand.
And, you know, maybe we get a little out of hand.
And then you have some good stories and you text about it, talk about it, make it happen again.
The girls get the little bit of, and it shouldn't, but they love the tea.
They love spilling the tea to each other.
But it's like, if nothing's happening, then you have no stories.
If there's no stories or there's no community, then there's nothing to build on.
And I mean, we do good things too, but meaning life's fun.
unidentified
Yeah, there's no relationship.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there's no relationship.
There's no good, no bad, no mistakes.
There's no like people forget that part of relationship is the good and the bad.
But when you don't have either, then you have nothing.
unidentified
Exactly.
kai schwemmer
And it gets boring.
The further you're removed from like actual interaction, you used to see all the time people would assemble like in the 1960s and prior.
There's a good book about this by Robert Putnam called Bowling Alone.
There were these communities.
People would go bowling together.
If you look at architecture, people used to have these large front porches, but now it's all about the backyard.
It's all about what you're doing in the privacy of your home instead of communing together in the street.
You know, cars would stop driving around through these like suburban places because they knew that kids were going to be playing in the street at this time.
And with dating, you get the apps.
And I was actually talking with one of the good guys, Gabe.
He's like, you know, I downloaded this dating app.
And I'm like, well, it's a little bit cringe.
But he said, once I swipe like yes on somebody and they agree, like we've both swiped yes, then I stop swiping.
And people need to do that.
If you're going to be on a dating app, you need to treat it as close to actual dating as you can.
That's tough to do because as with all technology, it tries to make it more difficult to live naturally.
Once you have a car, it's very difficult to live without the car.
The more technology you rely on, the harder it is to get back to the roots of how we used to live.
So if you are going to use a dating app, you have to act like it's a real relationship.
You have to make efforts to get off the dating app, see them in person, and experience a real relationship the way people did for decades.
There's a reason we don't get married at younger ages anymore.
It's because we don't experience the same kind of relationships.
We don't see people the same way we used to even a few decades ago.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
And with that, people do want life to go back to normal.
People want to get back to this.
People want to get away from this digital metaverse world.
And I want to highlight some white pills here.
As you guys said to bring up some positive things, we can bring up some video 16.
These can be B-rolls, Savannah.
There is a giant trucker freedom convoy that is going across Canada to the capital.
And these are our supporters that are on the side of the road.
I just want to let you know, just because I'm in Texas and we have it good here, I know a lot of you guys don't live here.
About a quarter of the audience of this show is foreign.
There's only about 75% American.
So I know we have, you know, this is hundreds of thousands of people that watch the show that are in other countries.
And I care about you.
And I know this is hard.
You are our brothers.
And even if we talk shit on, you know, the Canadian government or, you know, just, because Justin Trudeau, P's sitting down, again, nothing wrong with that.
Just want to say he does that.
Right.
It's not, it's okay.
It's fine, but he does that.
He's a total.
And the point is, is that we see this and there's this protest going on.
More of this.
Get out there, carry your flag and do this.
We also have in Brussels, shout out to Brussels, huge protest going on there.
I have family around the world and I've been hearing that it's getting really hard in Germany right now for them to continue to push these mandates because the protests are getting so big and so large that this is Brussels, not in Germany, but Brussels, not in Germany.
Where's Brussels again?
kai schwemmer
Somewhere there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm laying out like Germany.
Where's Brussels?
Belgium.
There you go.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm being a tall American.
Like my geography is off.
I'm like, Brussels, I'm not.
unidentified
I'm not in America.
We don't know.
I love your sprouts.
elijah schaffer
I love your sprouts, especially with a little vinegar and some bacon and grease.
You guys make the best sprouts.
No, but the protests are growing.
You guys are good.
We love this.
Even look at this too.
I think, you know, even I'm not going to, I don't think we have any more.
I'm going to keep that there.
But I love this.
You guys are getting out on the streets.
You guys are showing the world that, you know, we are not going to take this.
It's free people of Western society.
We don't want your mass immigration.
We don't want your disgusting food.
We don't want to live in pods.
We don't want to eat bugs.
We hate you.
You're demonic.
You're satanic.
We could.
savanah hernandez
That's right, guys.
We're hitting you with a censorship card.
Unfortunately, we had to cut this segment because we've said some things that are not okay for YouTube.
But if you guys go to blazetv.com forward slash Elijah, you can hear what Elijah had to say.
elijah schaffer
I'll probably have to be bleeped out in the YouTube because I'm going to say to my Australian, my Kiwis, to the Canucks, to the British, we need to stand up.
We need to not give up.
We know what's going on.
We will win.
We will defeat this.
I mean, aren't you encouraged when you see people standing up and protesting and saying enough is enough with the bullshit?
kai schwemmer
Oh, absolutely.
I've got a buddy in Canada who's covering this.
And, you know, the problem, you mentioned Australia and Canada.
These guys are up against worse than it is in the United States.
elijah schaffer
Way worse.
kai schwemmer
They are way worse, right?
But you see him.
He's like, I'm seeing the truckers.
You know, this is awesome.
I'll keep you updated.
American audiences are tuning into the Canadian scene.
This is kind of a real global thing.
And I'm not a big fan of globalism, but when you see that sentiment come through everywhere, you know, it's a Western thing.
elijah schaffer
It's not a global thing.
kai schwemmer
No, true.
elijah schaffer
It's Westerners.
unidentified
True.
kai schwemmer
It's true.
elijah schaffer
Finding common grounds in our culture and our identity once again.
kai schwemmer
Exactly, exactly.
And so, you know, this buddy of mine, Tyler Russell, he's watching it all.
And it's just, it's really exciting.
It's a fever that you're seeing.
And you have to be an example.
If people in the United States can't be examples, given that our system, as bad as it is, is not nearly as bad as Australia and Canada are, what are they going to do?
They're up against a lot worse.
So we need to be the example.
We need to say, you know, we're not having it.
And these guys are going to be able to put up with the same thing.
And truckers, really, once again, vindicated on the trucker question, one of the strongest group of guys and definitely one of the biggest threats to the American regime.
Don't you automate the truckers' jobs.
elijah schaffer
Kai Clips.
Kai.
If people want to find you, if they want to follow you on social media, where is the best places that they can follow you, that they can keep up with your stuff?
Which, by the way, I follow and it's good stuff.
I recently became a follower of Kai Clips and I enjoyed it.
So we invited you on the show.
Where can people find you?
kai schwemmer
You can find me all over the place.
I'm a political TikTok refugee, but you can find a lifting TikTok, Kai.lifts.
You're going to find good fitness stuff, which is inherently right-wing.
You can find me on Instagram at Kai Clips.
Somebody took it with a C, so it's K-A-I-K-L-I-P-S.
And I do a show three days a week on cozy.tv slash Kai Clips, where my Telegram and where the support for the show through Power Chat is all linked.
elijah schaffer
Awesome.
And thanks so much to Savannah's mom.
Do you want, you don't want people following you on your social media?
Yeah, don't.
unidentified
Please.
elijah schaffer
You can also follow me in Savannah anywhere.
Don't forget to support Savannah's podcast, Rapid Fire.
You can find it, Spotify, Google Play, anywhere you can find podcasts, I'm assuming, and also on YouTube under Sav says.
And Sav, people are finding that you go really strong.
And as you see, Sav goes pretty hard, especially gets a lot more strikes on her channel.
savanah hernandez
A lot more strikes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm a lot more toned down on our show.
Elijah brings out the calm in me comedy side of life.
You know, my show's very angry, but you teach me how to laugh.
And I actually do appreciate it.
elijah schaffer
Wow, a career woman that's angry all the time?
Who wouldn't have known?
kai schwemmer
You suffer from success, man.
unidentified
I'm telling you.
elijah schaffer
Discriminator.
I don't want to remind you, too, if you make it this far in the podcast.
This is an audio-only podcast as well.
It means you can get it anywhere.
You can become a blind viewer.
And if you leave a review, it's free.
It doesn't cost you anything.
Reminder, we are demonetized on every platform.
We have lost a lot of money this year.
And one way we've been able to support this is by getting our advertisers, which keep getting taken away by people who keep making them go away.
But the way advertisers like this show is because we have a good, really good success rate and we have a lot of good reviews.
So they read the reviews.
They're really positive.
And they're like, oh, this looks like a positive, engaged community.
Let's advertise on that show.
And then we are able to pay Savannah's rent.
And her mom's happy that she's not homeless.
So that's good.
And so please, and you might get it read on the show.
Let me read you a couple of reviews here.
We have a review from Christina from North Carolina said, Mamas, put your earbuds in, listen, and don't let your babies grow up to be covered in the show.
Great humor.
Oh, that's so funny.
Don't let your babies be covered in the show.
Because, yeah, because it means you messed up.
If your kid's on the show in one of the videos, you've done bad.
kai schwemmer
Imagine that's how you find out.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
Great humor.
John Doyle is my favorite.
I'm glad.
Thank you.
unidentified
And I'm glad.
elijah schaffer
John Doyle is now a paid contributor of The Blaze.
And I'm very happy about that.
Yeah, good guy.
I'm really, really proud of that of him.
Brendan 1229 says, was hesitant, but moved from fourth to number one.
Oh, that's good to know.
I thought we're top 17 only.
That's all we ask for to be in your top 17 shows.
That's it.
I feel like we're friends because I've listened to you so much.
If you ever come to Florida, I'll trade one and one half to two hours to come on our podcast to help boost us in exchange for so many golf rounds as you want.
Oh, I'm in Florida three, four times a week here.
Rich Streamsong, TPC Lakewood National.
Well, shoot me an email.
Keep fighting the good fight, BNC.
Anyways, thank you so much.
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Thank you guys to my guests.
Savannah's mom.
You were lovely.
You are beautiful.
You are wonderful and sweet.
This is fun.
And we, yeah, we loved you.
And to Kai, thank you again.
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Have a great rest of the week.
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