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| Unfortunately, while our military is stepping up, as they always do, there are others sitting on the sidelines, and we're standing in the way. | ||
| If you haven't gotten vaccinated, do it. | ||
| Personal choice impacts us all. | ||
| Our hospitals, our countries. | ||
| I make a special appeal to social media companies and media outlets. | ||
| Please deal with the misinformation and disinformation that's on your shows. | ||
| Well, if you're going to call for mass censorship from an illegitimate regime, might as well not act like you just got done running a 5K with asthma. | ||
| What's wrong with that guy's energy levels? | ||
| I'm just going to ask for the regime. | ||
| It's asking you to, I don't know, censor people we disagree with and stuff. | ||
| It's out of control. | ||
| It's crazy. | ||
| We have a president with dementia who doesn't know what of what's going on that we don't even know how he got there. | ||
| We don't even know if he's running things, telling us that we need to somehow change our lives. | ||
| Not just us, but the tech companies need to censor people who are spreading information that counters their lives. | ||
| I'm sick of it. | ||
| You know who else is sick of it? | ||
| My guest today, Taylor Hansen, reporter, journalist, and a very good friend of the show. | ||
| Welcome back to Slightly Offensive. | ||
| It's always good to be here, brother. | ||
| Yeah, you got confetti of color on your face. | ||
| We always provide 8K graphics. | ||
| Have you missed it? | ||
| Yes, I've missed the confefe, to say the least. | ||
| You missed a confefe. | ||
| My name is Elijah Schaefer. | ||
| I am your top 17 host here on Slightly Offensive, the best, worst show on Blaze TV. | ||
| I love COC. | ||
| You know who else does too? | ||
| Our lovely producer and resident reporter, Savannah Hernandez. | ||
| How are you doing, Savannah? | ||
| Doing great. | ||
| Doing great. | ||
| You know, just living through the buy-in regime. | ||
| I absolutely love it. | ||
| Yeah, you know, it has been a little bit crazy. | ||
| It really has. | ||
| It is so weird. | ||
| It's surreal. | ||
| I mean, we do laugh a lot about transgenders and the queers and fat people and stuff. | ||
| And sometimes we got to go back to the basics of what's really going on. | ||
| And right now, we gotten to a place where our president, or I should say the hologram man, he has legitimately on record. | ||
| I think, was that the fake White House, Savannah? | ||
| Was it the real White House? | ||
| Do we get that back on the screen? | ||
| Is that the real White House or the fake White House? | ||
| I'm not entirely sure. | ||
| But we have this illegitimate president that is explaining to us, oh, that's probably, I think that's the fake White House, that we need to begin to clamp down on people who are countering the information of the regime. | ||
| This is dystopian. | ||
| This is authoritarian. | ||
| And we've gotten here. | ||
| One year after January 6th, 2020, we are here. | ||
| Oh, yeah, that's to say the least, is we have been here, and it's only going to get worse at this rate. | ||
| And I mean, like you said, is censoring all disinformation is how, you know, our inspector-in-chief put it, our dementia patient. | ||
| And it's really interesting to me, especially after January 6th, is you're seeing it ramp up significantly. | ||
| The anniversary of January 6th. | ||
| I mean, my censorship, it's gone through the roof. | ||
| I've been censored beyond belief since the original January 6th in 2021. | ||
| And ever since after that, I mean, it really just seems like it's just getting worse. | ||
| And there's no one to hold them accountable under this regime. | ||
| I've never seen anything like it. | ||
| Yeah, and we're going to talk a lot about this regime. | ||
| Some crazy stuff, also some weird stuff. | ||
| But first, obviously, times, yeah, lots of weird stuff. | ||
| You guys know that I know that our Second Amendment is under attack. | ||
| Our First Amendment is only around because of that, which is not just our right to own guns, not just our right to have body armor, but obviously in a way to hold our guns tight. | ||
| Guys, girls, you might love your weapons, but how are you going to carry them around? | ||
| How are you going to protect yourself? | ||
| Conceal them, carry them at your side, carry your weapon while you're running, even while you're out on the trail. | ||
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| So, Taylor, things in America are not just weird. | ||
| We have come to a place where, obviously, even Barack Obama came out with his op-ed the other day talking about our democracies under attack. | ||
| I think it's Aristotle. | ||
| I might be wrong who talked about that a failed republic turns into a weak democracy. | ||
| And we are here in a weak democracy. | ||
| It is cringe. | ||
| They're openly saying it. | ||
| It is retarded. | ||
| But the president is, and the previous presidents are saying, yeah, that's where we're at. | ||
| They're looking for voting rights bills to be put into place. | ||
| They're trying to transform the country so that dead, basically dead teenagers can vote if they don't already. | ||
| And now we have a president who's saying in the midst of this, y'all need to figure your shit out and you need to start censoring people. | ||
| Get on board with this regime. | ||
| How did we get here? | ||
| I think we got here, sadly, from our own incompetence, is not pushing back enough. | ||
| Is what I've seen, you know, in my two years, I would say, in the industry, is the right never seems to take the offensive. | ||
| They always seem to be on the defensive, sadly. | ||
| And now we're kind of seeing that narrative change with January 6th and with all the reporters that are publishing the truth. | ||
| And I really think that's one reason why he's put this out and saying you guys need to shut this down right now because it's going to get bad for the establishment. | ||
| And it is fast. | ||
| Is social media is the best tool for the regime, but it's also their worst enemy is because we can fact check them in real time. | ||
| But I think we got here because we didn't believe that this was actually going to happen. | ||
| Is you know, we talked about it, we talked about it for years, for months, and it's been widely discussed of what their plans are. | ||
| We all know that they operate right in the wide open. | ||
| They've talked about their totalitarian, you know, roadmap of what they want to do to America and what they're doing years ago. | ||
| And now we're finally seeing it come into place. | ||
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| And what's interesting, though, with all of this is they're saying we have to, you know, do all this in the name of health and safety, right? | ||
| Everything's health and safety. | ||
| We've already figured out it ain't gay if it's just for health and safety. | ||
| Transgender for COVID, right? | ||
| It's true. | ||
| Kill a friend, kill a neighbor for safety. | ||
| Did you know that if you actually transition sexes during COVID, you're immune. | ||
| You can't get it. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| It's impossible. | ||
| The best way to eventually prevent yourself from getting COVID is to castrate yourself. | ||
| Savannah's the one who told me that because she said that most men she's met who are very concerned about COVID that are young and healthy. | ||
| She said they've already been castrated. | ||
| So she's really wondering why they didn't get so many boosters. | ||
| Am I right? | ||
| Yeah, essentially, that's the modern day man in America. | ||
| And you absolutely love to see it. | ||
| Truly, she does love it. | ||
| And obviously, we know this. | ||
| Okay, so this is some serious stuff. | ||
| We do have funny stuff too, but we're coming to a place where, did you see the is this true? | ||
| The White House is building a fortified wall in front of the White House. | ||
| They canceled their live streams. | ||
| Is that a true story? | ||
| So I've been looking into that a little bit, and it looks like it's real, apparently, and they're essentially making a stone wall around the White House. | ||
| I mean, we saw what they did with the Capitol after January 6th and, you know, their psychus, their psyop that they ran on everybody, throwing the fences up, making people worried, thinking something like that was going to happen again. | ||
| And I think this is the exact same thing: they know that the policies that they are pushing and the totalitarian and tyrannical things that they are forcing on the American people, it's going to piss them off. | ||
| And they're scared, as they should be. | ||
| They should 100% be scared of the American people. | ||
| And I think January 6th was a perfect example of the spirit, the American spirit. | ||
| And a lot of people try and shy away from that, but that proved that the American spirit isn't dead. | ||
| And I think that's what they're so scared of is something like January 6th happening again, where they can't twist the narrative where they are in the wrong 100%. | ||
| And here's all the facts to prove it. | ||
| So that's why they're building a stone wall is they're scared. | ||
| And they should be. | ||
| Yeah, Biden, I think Biden, the most thing Biden should be scared about is losing his last brain cell. | ||
| I swear, the guy's guys cuckoo for the future. | ||
| It's elderly abuse. | ||
| Like that, there's no other way of putting it. | ||
| He doesn't know where he is. | ||
| You know, he wakes up some days. | ||
| He doesn't know he's the president. | ||
| Like, I can't imagine the conversations that take place in the fake White House, let alone the real White House, about what his condition is and everything. | ||
| I mean, he's just a dementia patient. | ||
| This man belongs in a home. | ||
| And I honestly, I would feel for him if he wasn't a segregationist. | ||
| You know, if he didn't pass the 1984 crime bill, I might feel a little bit more sorry for him, but I do feel bad. | ||
| I mean, the video of the guy calling in and saying, let's go, Brandon. | ||
| And then Joe says, you know, let's go, Brandon. | ||
| I agree. | ||
| And then you see his wife is sitting right next to him. | ||
| It's like, you didn't care to like maybe nudge him, maybe let him realize that you probably shouldn't say Biden about yourself. | ||
| Like it's probably not good for optics, but he doesn't even know where he is half the time. | ||
| And I truly, it's just abuse. | ||
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It is. | |
| It is. | ||
| And you know, and people have gone crazy. | ||
| Guys, people have gone crazy. | ||
| If you go to my screen, Savannah, we are, this is a real, this is a real invite here. | ||
| You can get tickets to new snuggle parties for the vaccinated. | ||
| Kids welcome. | ||
| Yeah, probably kids only. | ||
| Friday, January 14th. | ||
| And what's sad about this is that people are paying up to $40 to snuggle with vaccinated people. | ||
| And there's 59 followers that are going to this. | ||
| I would infiltrate this. | ||
| I'm just going to say this. | ||
| I get weirded out when strangers touch me. | ||
| I mean, look, orgies are one thing. | ||
| If people, I'm just saying, I'm saying it. | ||
| It's been going on. | ||
| Pagan worship. | ||
| People do it. | ||
| People do a lot of weird things. | ||
| I understand sexual things. | ||
| I get it. | ||
| What I don't get about the COVID stuff is there's no pleasure aspect to any of this. | ||
| It's just torture, right? | ||
| There's nothing funny about it. | ||
| But they like that. | ||
| That's the thing is, it seems like we have been so indoctrinated that they enjoyed being tortured. | ||
| They enjoyed being subverted by the government and locked down by the government. | ||
| I mean, it's like govern me harder, daddy. | ||
| I mean, that is the meme has come to life at this point. | ||
| And these people want the government to dictate every single move that they make in their life because it's easier for them. | ||
| And they're into it. | ||
| Yeah, but it's just so weird because, Savannah, you know what I'm saying with this? | ||
| It's like, it's like, I understand people going through like mortal sins. | ||
| I understand people dealing with like the trial and the tribulation of like struggling with vices and different things. | ||
| I'm a man. | ||
| I've gone through plenty of experiences myself, many of which I've shared on the show. | ||
| And we still will always struggle. | ||
| But the stuff that they struggle with, like wanting to wear masks, get vaccinated, snuggle with a bunch of homosexual people that also got the boosters. | ||
| Very bizarre, very weird. | ||
| And I don't know why. | ||
| Who's wanting this life? | ||
| Who's accepting this as reality? | ||
| And who's taking somebody like the president seriously? | ||
| Who's believing in this? | ||
| Probably all of the people that are pictured right there. | ||
| Look how happy they are. | ||
| They all are. | ||
| They're smiling. | ||
| And I guarantee you that the people that are attending this snuggle party are going to be face masked up because even though they're vaccinated and boosted, you can never be too careful, especially now that, you know, the CDC director, Dr. Fauci, all these officials who told us one thing are now changing the narrative a little bit. | ||
| And it's kind of breaking everyone's brains on the left. | ||
| It's very strange. | ||
| Right, which they're saying that we all need to get vaccinated. | ||
| Obviously, you guys heard about yesterday, the Supreme Court shot down the OSHA mandate mandates. | ||
| You can find out more about that. | ||
| I did on the show You Are Here last night with Taylor. | ||
| You were on there as well. | ||
| So we were able to do that. | ||
| That was really good. | ||
| But I do want to say this. | ||
| So Fauci, while we're saying that everyone needs to get vaccinated, that this is how we get out of the pandemic is vaccination. | ||
| It's really interesting that at the end of this circle, Dr. Fauci is actually saying that the way to get out of this pandemic is the fact that we're all going to get the Omicron virus. | ||
| Listen to this, Fauci saying that everybody inevitably is going to get COVID from the mouth of science. | ||
| This is from science. | ||
| Yeah, well, and it's like he's repeating what we've been saying from day one, herd immunity. | ||
| How do you get rid of a virus? | ||
| When it mutates, it's going to mutate until it stops. | ||
| That's the reality of it. | ||
| And every mutation, it usually gets weaker. | ||
| And over time, it's going to dissipate and it's just going to become, you know, what the modern day flu is. | ||
| That's the reality of it. | ||
| But they're trying to push, you know, like you said, I mean, nine boosters. | ||
| You're not fully vaccinated. | ||
| And it's just going to continue this way. | ||
| There is no stopping it. | ||
| Once you give the government. | ||
| They're doing a new vaccine. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Well, not a brand new vaccine when they're already developing. | ||
| You know, I saw this. | ||
| I read this story. | ||
| I'm not sure where it was from, but it said that they were already developing future vaccines for future variants. | ||
| Huh. | ||
| That's interesting. | ||
| I mean, how do you know what the future variant is? | ||
| And I'm sure they already have all their names. | ||
| They already got their whole, you know, they have somebody in the White House. | ||
| It's probably one of their TikTokers that's in charge of naming them. | ||
| Because what the hell is coming out of this? | ||
| Yeah, there's dopey and sleepy. | ||
| And I don't know. | ||
| It's like freaking naming the dwarfs. | ||
| I don't know, but not to talk bad about Savannah's people. | ||
| Savannah, why don't you cue the video there at number six? | ||
| We're not going to eradicate this. | ||
| We've only done that with smallpox. | ||
| We're not going to eliminate that. | ||
| That only happens with massive vaccination programs like we did with measles and with vaccines. | ||
| But we ultimately will control it. | ||
| And if you control it in a way it's at such a low level and people are vaccinated and boosted, sooner or later, as we begin to live with it, what she was referring to is that virtually everybody is going to wind up getting exposed and likely get infected. | ||
| But if you're vaccinated and if you're boosted, the chances of you getting sick are very, very low. | ||
| Here's the problem with this. | ||
| The chance of you getting sick, that is untrue. | ||
| I know so many vaccinated people who are sick right now. | ||
| I'm not going to talk family members, everything. | ||
| They're boosted. | ||
| They have everything and they're sick and they have pretty severe symptoms. | ||
| And they go, well, you know, it would have been less severe if I wasn't vaccinated. | ||
| I'm like, well, it's weird because I got a whole crew downstairs that's not vaccinated that are all not sick. | ||
| And then I have crew that are vaccinated that are sick. | ||
| And I'm not seeing a difference between the vaccinated and the unvaccinated in terms of the only thing I'm seeing is unhealthy people get really sick from COVID regardless because they're already unhealthy. | ||
| But it's like we're in this crazy state where you have the president saying fight medical misinformation, basically censor people who speak the truth. | ||
| And then in the end, we're just going to admit six months from now that everyone we censored was right to begin with. | ||
| They were giving spoiler alerts. | ||
| We've come to a point where the things that we're saying that are true, they are true now and they don't become acceptable in the conversation until after someone's profited a couple more billion dollars off the people. | ||
| It's we're the conspiracy theorists until they can make money off of it, until they can adopt our talking points and we're the conspiracy theorists. | ||
| But then right as they adopt our talking points, it's okay. | ||
| And they continuously do this. | ||
| I mean, they've done this over and over and over again, and they continue to adapt, especially with COVID, to the right's talking points because they understand that the right is facilitating the truth, and they can't hide it any longer. | ||
| I mean, you see the stuff coming out of Wuhan. | ||
| They confirmed that, you know, I mean, gain of function research. | ||
| We've known about that for a very long time. | ||
| And now you're seeing that they're working on the bat vaccines. | ||
| It's like, oh, so that's probably where they got the idea to say that it came from the bat at the market where they don't even sell bats. | ||
| So, no, it's just a bunch of misinformation. | ||
| But if they're serious about clamping down on medical information, they should just shut down the CDC entirely. | ||
| Yeah, well, Pulitzer Prize winner Michael Hiltzki hit my dick. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Yeah, he literally, he can suck one because Michael Hiltzik just wrote a column. | ||
| He's verified, I might add you, and said, mocking anti-vaxxers deaths is ghoulish, yes, but necessary. | ||
| This is a column for the LA Times saying that mocking anti-vaxxers deaths is necessary. | ||
| Okay, it's not good, but we should mock them. | ||
| Not even we should point them out or we should, you know, disseminate information about them. | ||
| It's what about the vaccinated people dying? | ||
| Because I've heard a lot about that recently. | ||
| Oh, I've heard a lot about that. | ||
| I mean, maybe you know what we should have. | ||
| Maybe we should run an article about, you know, guilt, guilt-tripping people with myocarditis that have received the vaccine. | ||
| Maybe that's what we should do. | ||
| Maybe we should. | ||
| We're just doing that for six months. | ||
| Maybe we should just guilt trip everyone that's getting the vaccine because that's what they want to do. | ||
| I mean, and it's not even guilt tripping is they've reached a whole new level of dehumanization. | ||
| I mean, this is straight Stalinesque type stuff, what they're doing. | ||
| I mean, they are dehumanizing one certain individual group of people. | ||
| And the majority of them happen to be Trump supporters. | ||
| Big convenience. | ||
| I mean, we saw that they did it with the J6. | ||
| They used that to dehumanize us. | ||
| And then with the COVID, they used all this to dehumanize us and say that we're anti-science when in reality, we're discussing the science. | ||
| And all we want to do is have a conversation. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it is interesting, though, because like, Savannah, you had a family member pass away recently. | ||
| And I know you are out. | ||
| People know that. | ||
| I'm not going to go too much into the details of that specific what's going on in your family. | ||
| But it's like when somebody dies, what should be going through your head is not whether or not they were vaccinated. | ||
| Because in fact, like it's funny when Bob Saget dies and everyone points out that he was just boosted and then suddenly died and seemed to be rather healthy. | ||
| We still don't have any details about his death. | ||
| We know there was no foul play. | ||
| There was no drug overdose, they said. | ||
| We see people having heart attacks on fields. | ||
| They tell us, don't worry about their vacc status. | ||
| Don't worry about their vacc status. | ||
| But then, of course, death is hard in people's families. | ||
| They're saying, you know, when your family member dies, if they're not vaccinated, you should mock them. | ||
| You should make fun of the death. | ||
| It's making lie, like mocking them in their grave. | ||
| It's like, and it's not. | ||
| It's not even people that have died as well. | ||
| You know, Glenn Beck was trending today because he, you know, he talked about getting COVID and how it's spreading to his lungs. | ||
| And I'm just reading through the replies because, like Taylor talked about, there's this huge wave of dehumanization against the unvaccinated. | ||
| There's essentially a war being waged against the unvaccinated right now. | ||
| Like I'm just going to call it what it is. | ||
| Like we're not allowed to go and eat or buy groceries in certain countries without a vaccine passport. | ||
| It's absolutely ridiculous. | ||
| But I'm reading through these replies and people are like, I'm sad that Glenn got sick, but also this is his own fault for spreading misinformation. | ||
| So if he dies, that's on him. | ||
| And that is how people respond in the modern day. | ||
| So again, this has been one of the most effective campaigns to keep people even more divided than we already were. | ||
| Fear is such an effective weapon. | ||
| And we're seeing that, I guess, played out very beautifully by the left and all of the people pushing his propaganda. | ||
| You got to give it to the establishment as they know what they're doing. | ||
| They know how to play the game. | ||
| They know how to play the long game. | ||
| And that's something me and you have talked about. | ||
| And they love it. | ||
| They bask in it. | ||
| And the thing is, is no matter how wrong they are, it doesn't matter. | ||
| They won't admit it. | ||
| And that's where they win, which it's terrifying because they have the backing of every federal agency. | ||
| They have the backing of virtually everything. | ||
| I mean, in the right, we're underfunded. | ||
| No, we don't have all these amazing people. | ||
| We have all the good people on our side, but then they get censored. | ||
| They get blocked off the internet. | ||
| They get cut off. | ||
| Yeah, and you know what's interesting too. | ||
| So I don't know if you guys saw this. | ||
| I've spoken about this a few times. | ||
| So Alex Stein, a comedian, has decided to begin just mocking these people for what they're doing. | ||
| I could watch this video a thousand times. | ||
| That's amazing. | ||
| It doesn't matter how many times I see this. | ||
| Now, there's a reason why I want to show this to you, even if you've already seen it. | ||
| Alex Stein is a comedian, and he goes to city council meetings now in Dallas, which is where we're currently recording out of. | ||
| And he essentially just mocks them for three minutes. | ||
| And if you haven't seen this video, you deserve to watch it. | ||
| And if you have seen it, we deserve to watch it again and again and again and again. | ||
| And I would just like us to collectively get together right now. | ||
| And I'd like to just, I'd like to enter this video to the Hall of Fame of favorite videos. | ||
| And I have something to back up with is some commentary, specifically some things we're going to do together. | ||
| And it's not the kind of things that you could film and sell on the internet, but it still might go viral. | ||
| Let's go ahead and let's give a good tribute and let's just enter Alex Stein into the slightly offensive Hall of Fame for just one of my favorite videos. | ||
| Well deserved, Alex. | ||
| Well deserved. | ||
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You're going to get corona from Mona. | |
| Don't vaccinate. | ||
| Don't wait. | ||
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Don't hesitate. | |
| You got to vaccinate in a lone side state. | ||
| Vaccination is so great. | ||
| Vaccinate me all day long. | ||
| Vaccinate your dad and mom. | ||
| Vaccinate my body. | ||
| Vaccinate me at the party. | ||
| A vaccine dream. | ||
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I love the vaccine all day long. | |
| I want to vaccinate your mom. | ||
| I want to stick get deep in your arm. | ||
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Omar, where are you? | |
| I want to vaccinate you, but you can't hear my song. | ||
| Vaccinate me, Amazon. | ||
| Vaccination, right or wrong. | ||
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Dr. Fauci, give me that ouchie. | |
| I want it in my body. | ||
| Vaccinate. | ||
| Go to the party. | ||
| Omar is back. | ||
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I want to know how he went for this. | |
| I think he's like bathing himself in hand sanitizer actually. | ||
| Vaccinate your dad and mom. | ||
| Visit me in a thong. | ||
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Vaccinate the man. | |
| How long take him to write this? | ||
| I am a vaccination player. | ||
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What? | |
| Memorize it. | ||
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I'm the real-round chef, prime time, 99, on the ground all the time. | |
| I blow your mind, I spit the rhyme, I commit the crime. | ||
| I'm always on time because I'm 99. | ||
| And I grind the shack. | ||
| And I blow your mind one more time. | ||
| Vaccinate your mind. | ||
| Vaccinate your body. | ||
| Vaccinate your life if you vaccinate your party. | ||
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I love y'all. | |
| Peace. | ||
| God bless. | ||
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Follow my Instagram. | |
| IG. | ||
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Your time is up. | |
| Your time is up right on the deadline. | ||
| Your time is up. | ||
| Oh, all of our times are up. | ||
| And I got to talk about this. | ||
| But first, I already remind you guys, too, that if you didn't vaccinate your body and protect your body from all the great things, remember, you also got to protect all of your information online with ExpressVPN. | ||
| Obviously, you know, people track you in the real world. | ||
| They steal your information. | ||
| And you've got to somehow hide yourself. | ||
| You got to hide your IP address. | ||
| Make sure people can't just easily track you. | ||
| So basically, what you need to do is you need to install VPN on your cell phone, on your iPad, on your computer, or whatever smart device you have, and make sure that that certain IP address, which is essentially your tracker, your ID card for your online footprint, can be scrambled and thrown around the internet into a million different countries, just like the United States military does, except they do harm. | ||
| This does you no harm. | ||
| It does you good and actually protects you from being able to be found by people using ExpressVPN's trusted server. | ||
| And the reason why I like ExpressVPN so much is because other VPNs that help protect your identity online essentially end up slowing down your devices. | ||
| Sell that very commonly. | ||
| This does not slow down your device. | ||
| This actually keeps your devices running very quickly and cleanly. | ||
| And I've actually used it even when I was in other countries to get past iron wall blockers. | ||
| I'm like, used VPNs to get past censorship. | ||
| And you can also access movies and videos that are not available in your country by selecting your internet routing point to be in another country where they are available, even watching movies before they come out in the U.S. | ||
| It's kind of a cool thing. | ||
| Protect yourself, your family, all your devices. | ||
| Make sure that you use the VPN that I trust. | ||
| Use my link at expressvpn.com/slash offensive. | ||
| That's E-X-P-R-E-S-S-V-P-N.com slash offensive today and get an extra three months free of a one-year package. | ||
| That's expressvpn.com, E-X-P-R-E-S-S-V-P-N.com/slash offensive. | ||
| Visit expressvpn.com/slash offensive to learn more, to find out how to protect your devices, your phone, your family, and also just take control of your internet identity. | ||
| It's important that you act today and you make your internet experience okay. | ||
| Expressvpn.com/slash offensive to try three months free of a year subscription. | ||
| Amazing stuff. | ||
| You know the stuff. | ||
| We have to have a lot of internet security. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Well, and that's, I mean, ExpressVPN, I should have used your code a few months ago when the FBI was giving me it all. | ||
| So you were, you called me moaning. | ||
| You liked that too much when the FBI was like the FBI. | ||
| Oh, I enjoyed it. | ||
| At this point, I enjoy playing with the FBI is because they, I mean, they deserve it and they like it. | ||
| That's the thing: I like it. | ||
| They like it. | ||
| We all like it. | ||
| Big guns, small dicks. | ||
| All the time. | ||
| The way we like our boys. | ||
| You know, what I'll say with this guy, Alex Stein, is that I can't say much, but I said on my other show that I wanted to meet up with him and I would love to go to a Dallas council meeting as well. | ||
| And I am now signed up to be the first speaker on next Wednesday at 9 a.m. at the Dallas City Council meeting. | ||
| And John Doyle is signed up to be speaker number two. | ||
| And of course, we're going to give a really, really heartfelt, true ode and request to the public city council members to respect their offices as the most sacred of them all because Dallas has been, we've really loved it, right? | ||
| Savannah, how Dallas has been re-implementing mask mandates and doing everything they can to shut down the city, to keep people off the streets, to keep them in their homes, to make their lives a living hell, and to promote homelessness, amongst other things. | ||
| So we've been grateful to them, have we not? | ||
| 100%. | ||
| And more importantly, you know, every single city council should know their citizens as intimately as they know Alex Stein. | ||
| Every single citizen should understand that this is how city council time should be used. | ||
| Because if city council is going to make our lives a living hell, then we need to really make sure that we thank them for that at those open mic city council meetings. | ||
| We're extremely grateful. | ||
| Absolutely. | ||
| I do want to talk about a couple culture stuff before we get to J6 stuff. | ||
| So it's been kind of an interesting week. | ||
| I just want to remind you guys that California, if you can just play B-roll video eight, California is really doing well. | ||
| They have new urban development housing projects. | ||
| We are seeing two-story projects that are for sale. | ||
| People are building homeless encampments and selling them to the homeless. | ||
| We have a black market of street housing in with a vaulted ceiling inside. | ||
| That is downtown LA. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That looks like it's near 7th Street. | ||
| Yeah, that looks like it's downtown where they also had that gas station with $6 gallons of gas. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I think that's near near La Brea. | ||
| Don't forget all the syringes, too. | ||
| We love those. | ||
|
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Wow. | |
| Well, it looks like I just was checking. | ||
| It's like this is this week and checking back in with LA. | ||
| Not doing too much better, are you there? | ||
| Is this LA or third world country? | ||
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Utila. | |
| Just reminding people as we're fighting COVID, and we've been trying to avoid COVID on this show, like besides laughing at people. | ||
| Everyone's tired of it. | ||
| Like I tell people, I went through, I did go through a pandemic. | ||
| It was two weeks in LA. | ||
| Like they gave two weeks to flatten the curve. | ||
| That was all I gave them. | ||
| And I was out. | ||
| I was out. | ||
| And then now this is going on in the streets. | ||
| They want you to ignore this stuff. | ||
| They want you to pretend like this isn't happening. | ||
| As long as you mask up and get vaccinated, everything's good. | ||
| The world's gonna be fine. | ||
| What about every other problem that existed before Coven? | ||
| Well, they don't exist. | ||
| Homelessness, oh yeah, no crime. | ||
| Just just forget about all that. | ||
| You know homelessness. | ||
| You know rampant murder rates. | ||
| Just that's not important. | ||
| I mean, what's really important is that we are all subservient to the government, that we listen to everything the CDC says and that we follow their guidelines very strictly. | ||
| I mean realistically, we shouldn't even be. | ||
| I mean, we're? | ||
| I don't think we're six feet away, Elijah. | ||
| It's kind of making me nervous. | ||
| No, we're 5.5 feet. | ||
| Oh see, it's not enough. | ||
| I want to live dangerously when my, when my good friend is here, I want your spit in my mouth. | ||
| Yeah, you're in the splash zone team. | ||
| I don't know about the splash zone. | ||
| Spit in my mouth bitch no, but I no, but i'm just saying it's like it's it's, it's, it's an interesting thing, not to mention the fact that we have homelessness. | ||
| Also, don't forget that we have people still trying to explain, trying to depopulate the world through the gay agenda, telling us that uh, straightness is actually harmful to women. | ||
| I don't know if you saw this, but this, this stuff is still going on. | ||
| Let's listen to this. | ||
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Concept of straightness was basically created to make women prisoners to men because, as we see on this app over and over, men don't actually like women. | |
| They want to have sex with female anatomy. | ||
| They don't like women. | ||
| If you follow me for a while, you know my straight guys aren't straight series, but this basically puts it into a nice primo for you. | ||
| People are afraid of clearness becoming more and more accepted because women are more and more leaning into that queerness, and so are some men. | ||
| Which is awesome means is that more and more women are going to start to pair up with other women and leaving these awful human beings who are unevolved, emotionally unintelligent and just downright abusive by themselves, with no prisoner but each other. | ||
| I'm not saying that men and women can't be actually attracted to each other, but remember, it's all a construction. | ||
| At this point and as you undo it, you see that one group of people is definitely benefiting more than the other and that's not the way it's been in history so far. | ||
| I don't know what he was even talking about. | ||
| Can we all like take a moment to understand that this man legit, was like, I have such a profound thought and i'm gonna go on tick, tock and um. | ||
| I'm gonna have to edit every two seconds because I can't remember what i'm actually trying to say. | ||
| But, like this person genuinely thought that that was profound, he'd been sucking some, because his cheeks were like I think that's just filler. | ||
| Oh disgusting, is that what that is? | ||
| And because I haven't seen a face structure like that in a long time, I was saying dsl. | ||
| I'm just saying like I don't know, like I don't know. | ||
| I was saying what is. | ||
| Can I ask you what is? | ||
| What is up with this? | ||
| What is up with the like, the fact that a lot of these gay guys have like um, like very like. | ||
| They kind of look like girls, like they have like smooth skin oh, it's intended, defined like, like they have like proportions. | ||
| Well, because if you're forcing people to turn gay and in reality in this society is that's what's happening is people are being groomed to be something they are not. | ||
| I mean, why wouldn't you look the part? | ||
| Why don't you look like the Ken Doll? | ||
| Why don't you look like the perfect image? | ||
| Yeah, it's like a Ken. | ||
| Yeah, and that's what he's trying to do and that's the way he comes off. | ||
| I mean, other than his. | ||
| You know all this. | ||
| The society's structure isn't working well like actually, repopulation of the planet is a good thing, but apparently not anymore. | ||
| You know it is weird. | ||
| So that is that trippy men can get pregnant. | ||
| He looks like a well, I mean, he's got a lot of like uh, very well groomed features, but the voice doesn't match the drapes right, like i'm just Saying, like, you expect a guy to be like, hey, what's up, guys? | ||
| My name's Kyle. | ||
| Look, I'm gonna give his voice. | ||
| And these are 10 things you gotta know about keeping your body healthy. | ||
| So the thing is, like, and he's like, hey, everyone. | ||
| It's like, we literally inhale helium. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| The saddest thing in the modern day is like seeing a really hot guy and being like, oh my gosh. | ||
| And then he talks and he does like this whole thing. | ||
| And you're like, mother, shit. | ||
| You forgot your camera's attached to your desks. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Short at all. | ||
| No, that's sorry. | ||
| I just wanted you to understand like the frustration. | ||
| Yeah, through the waves, all of the technology in front of me, how upset this makes me. | ||
| Kind of say, I'm so happy that we're going back to Slightly Offensive being super cash because, like this show is just supposed to be very casual and and I really want it to be relaxed. | ||
| But like I'm just saying, like it's this idea too, that let's just like we're still people are talking about this stuff, what is going on in your life? | ||
| Like I have this whole thing about, like people who are gossipy and people who are into this stuff, like what is going on in your life? | ||
| Because we're gonna get into some crazy stuff that's going on in your life, some crazy things happening in our country in a little, in about maybe 10 minutes or so but but with what's going on, what do you? | ||
| What do you? | ||
| What do you have to be asleep to like? | ||
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Are you? | |
| Are you on an internal IV drip of GHB? | ||
| You're just date raped every day. | ||
| Something good apparently, because what it works. | ||
| It works, apparently. | ||
| I mean it's probably all the testosterone that they're injecting that they shouldn't be. | ||
| I mean I don't think I was or the estrogen and the estrogen I should say estrogen for him. | ||
| Why does he have no facial hair? | ||
| The estrogen he has probably more female hormones and male hormones. | ||
| He actually probably was a female, that might be a trans. | ||
| Yeah, it might be a trans. | ||
| I mean, who knows? | ||
| Nowadays, the scary thing is is we're getting to a point technologically where sometimes you can't even tell. | ||
| That is a terrifying thought that you know you might be out one night having a nice night at the club, might be a little bit dark. | ||
| You bring someone home boom, it's a who would have known. | ||
| It's terrifying. | ||
| Wow okay, we're there in the conversation, we're there. | ||
| Um wow, what would be? | ||
| Even, I think, weirder is, as we talked about the last story, remember Savannah? | ||
| I think that was where the guy somebody got. | ||
| They went to a gay grinder, that's what it was, not a gay club went to sleep with a man, like that, and turns out they had a vagina and then they got him pregnant. | ||
| Imagine if you got that dude pregnant. | ||
| Oh man, that I think that's even worse imagine. | ||
| You know what I mean. | ||
| Like like, imagine. | ||
| Imagine you, i'll give you that one and you get aids. | ||
| You give them aids and then they give you a baby. | ||
| Gosh, I hate the modern day, I don't know. | ||
| Anyway, it's just so confusing, it's so sad. | ||
| It's like, yeah, I got a man pregnant and it's like I thought that you went to a gay club to avoid unwanted pregnancy. | ||
| I mean, at this point I think we should just destroy all technology. | ||
| I'm going, i'm everything, just just burn it all, disconnect the network and this problem will be fixed within a year. | ||
| How do we keep? | ||
| How do we keep doing this? | ||
| Savannah, we have, as of right now, Savannah's in an indefinite contract. | ||
| She has no like termination in her Contract and with Blaze, I think I have like what two and a half years on my contract right now of just making these shows. | ||
| Well, her and I've talked. | ||
| We're gonna be developing slightly offensive a little differently. | ||
| I'm working with some funding stuff. | ||
| She's changing her contract over the next couple months with us. | ||
| We're working some stuff around here, so we're gonna be providing some fresher content. | ||
| But I don't know if you're like me, you're going, I think we need somebody. | ||
| You know what we need to start doing? | ||
| We need to start. | ||
| I need to start getting a story in the show that is like a white pill, like a positive thing where we talk about like, you know, like no, you know, I woke up this morning and I truly was like, um, I really have to make another episode of Slightly Offensive and watch TikToks again. | ||
| At least we're kind of talking about the news. | ||
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Yeah, yeah. | |
| I mean, I don't mind it so much. | ||
| It's just, it's not even the show. | ||
| Like, obviously, I love doing our show, but it's the TikToks. | ||
| Dude, they genuinely second like my soul out. | ||
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They really do. | |
| I am getting annoying me suck either. | ||
| We all know that. | ||
| I know. | ||
| In this show, I will always promise to put a giant black cylindrical thing in front of your mouth for the sake of this. | ||
| Okay, but so straighten if straightness is harmful to women. | ||
| But I also like that was kind of base. | ||
| He was like, men don't like women. | ||
| They just like to have sex with their female anatomy. | ||
| I don't even think the anatomy. | ||
| Which is like fair. | ||
| Women are annoying. | ||
| Women ruin everything. | ||
| I want to tell you. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So, you know, G4 TV. | ||
| So obviously, we've had like a few things that are sacred in the world. | ||
| Already, Christ is not sacred to the world. | ||
| They burn churches down for the sake of indigenous graves that never existed. | ||
| People are dumb. | ||
| But also, we have this fight about making everything disgusting. | ||
| Buildings, architecture, gross, artwork, modern artwork, weird. | ||
| Content horrible. | ||
| G4, do you remember G4 TV, the video game show? | ||
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Yes. | |
| Yes. | ||
| It was raunchy. | ||
| It was. | ||
| It was good. | ||
| They always had hot women. | ||
| Now, I don't know if people know this, but hot women sell things. | ||
| And whether it's marketing. | ||
| Yeah, whether or not you believe that sexualizing women for marketing is right or wrong, it probably morally is objectively wrong. | ||
| Financially, it's objectively right. | ||
| In the end, even if it's wrong and you're a guy, you still like to see a hot woman. | ||
| It's your nature. | ||
| It might be immoral, but every man's built the same. | ||
| Hey, if I see a Ferrari on the street, is it wrong if I like it? | ||
| It's wrong if I steal it or if I drive someone else's. | ||
| But it's still Ferrari's a Ferrari. | ||
| It looks nice on the eyes. | ||
| What can I say, Taylor? | ||
| What can I say? | ||
| No, I'm just saying. | ||
| Okay, in the end, G4 had some very attractive women on there, and it was built for young guys specifically. | ||
| It was a little raunchy. | ||
| Now, they decided to go woke. | ||
| They said, hey, we're barely getting any views now. | ||
| We're not getting a lot of writers. | ||
| How do we fix our brand? | ||
| Let's hire Elijah Schaefer from 2018 to be our new female host. | ||
| And apparently, she has taken notice that she looks like a butch lesbian from what's that one like redneck show, White Trash of the Cartoon? | ||
| I don't remember from Fox 11. | ||
| Squid Billies. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Before that time. | ||
| Never mind. | ||
| She looks, she just looks like a so she noticed that everyone in the chat thinks she looks like a like a butthole. | ||
| And so she has, just women ruin everything. | ||
| Let's go ahead and let's watch video number four. | ||
| I'm wanting to listen to this rant. | ||
| It is a video game show. | ||
| This is a male audience watching a video game show. | ||
| Look at what women do. | ||
| Look what women do to everything. | ||
| Let's watch this. | ||
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Sexism in gaming. | |
| In joining G4. | ||
| Claps. | ||
| She probably got. | ||
| This is not where I thought we were going. | ||
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I'm listening. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| In joining G4, I was ecstatic to be part of something that I grew up watching as a child. | ||
| But every time G4 is brought up in various channels, even in this YouTube channel, we have the chat in front of us. | ||
| I can see you without a doubt. | ||
| There will be backlash because I'm not as bangable as the previous host. | ||
| It's somehow. | ||
| Talk to him, Frosty. | ||
| It has somehow been expected that you can talk about how much you jerked off to women as a compliment. | ||
| It's not a compliment. | ||
| It's weird. | ||
| It's not a compliment. | ||
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It's dehumanizing and it's weak. | |
| It's a pretty big compliment. | ||
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Women do not exist to be nice on the eyes for you. | |
| Morgan Webb, Olivia Mund, did not exist to be nice on the eyes for you. | ||
| Hey, she cooking, y'all. | ||
| And that's just obvious sexism. | ||
| You don't need to explicitly objectify women or declare that you hate women to be sexist. | ||
| Just go ahead and check out Thorn's latest melt on Twitter for some spark notes. | ||
| Now, here at X-Play, our reviews are written and produced by a team. | ||
| Just get her off the screen. | ||
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There are two. | |
| Get that young man off the screen. | ||
| Go to my screen here. | ||
| I told you this is me from 2018 looking like the freaking assassin from Hitman Blood Money. | ||
| I don't know what was going on there. | ||
| No wonder why everyone thought I was. | ||
| She said women don't exist for us to look at them in an objectifying. | ||
| I mean, I would argue that point, honestly. | ||
| I mean, in the Bible-wise. | ||
| No, but that's not what I meant. | ||
| Is I meant like, first of all, this is what women do. | ||
| Like, it's the chat. | ||
| If you don't want to, this show is going to be going live, just so you guys know. | ||
| Savannah and I'm goal is to get the show to be live, but we're redoing everything so we can get the show to be live. | ||
| I think the show will be excellent live. | ||
| We can really interact with you guys. | ||
| The chat is brutal. | ||
| It is brutal every show in every place. | ||
| It is absolutely insane. | ||
| That's what women do. | ||
| They notice things that you don't need to notice. | ||
| She's like, I read the chat and I realize that nobody's jerking off to me. | ||
| Now, she says she's not upset by it, but she's clearly upset that nobody's jerking off to her. | ||
| Now, she could have potential, maybe. | ||
| Like, I'm just saying, like, like, she's done to herself what, like, I know people are going to say, no, she has no potential, but, like, meaning a lot of these, if you have you ever seen those transformations on TikTok of women who were hot and then they look like demons or the opposite. | ||
| They get out of their demon phase and then they become an actual woman. | ||
| What the fuck is when they change into demons? | ||
| Is it them just reflecting on the outside what they've already been on the inside? | ||
| I think so. | ||
| I think most women are demons. | ||
| Oh, most. | ||
| I think at least a good 90%. | ||
| And that's being generous. | ||
| I mean, maybe a little bit more than that. | ||
| They're really, they ruin everything. | ||
| But I also will say, Savannah, even though that's true. | ||
| You have girlfriends. | ||
| Girlfriends complicate everything. | ||
| Guys just move on. | ||
| We just move on with our lives. | ||
| And girls are like, hey, I know you guys don't jerk off to me. | ||
| And even if you did jerk off to me, that's not sex is not a compliment. | ||
| Man, these are all words that never had to be said on the internet. | ||
| That's the ultimate compliment. | ||
| I feel like as a female, because I don't like when sexual comments are directed towards myself either. | ||
| But I just, you know, my favorite quote comes from Tyler the Creator. | ||
| Cyberbullying doesn't exist. | ||
| Just close the screen. | ||
| I use that same exact mentality when it comes to sexualized comments. | ||
| You don't read them. | ||
| They can't hurt you. | ||
| They're words. | ||
| It's the chat, Savannah. | ||
| That's what I'm saying. | ||
| It's like, bro, if you're a female and you're going to be in front of the screen, like you can even be an ugly ass female. | ||
| I'm sure there's some man that's like, yeah, I would bang that for sure, for sure. | ||
| In prison, maybe. | ||
| Yeah, I mean, it doesn't matter. | ||
| It's like men are men. | ||
| They're going to say what they say. | ||
| Just don't read it if you don't like it, bro. | ||
| She talked about how it's the ultimate insult to, you know, to be masturbated to. | ||
| I mean, I think that's the ultimate compliment. | ||
| Being added to somebody's spank bank, that's impressive. | ||
| What? | ||
| I'm worried. | ||
| I hate y'all. | ||
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I know. | |
| No, but I'm saying, Savannah, that's my point about with women, though. | ||
| It's like, dude, it's the chat. | ||
| Like, if you don't, if you're going to be on the internet and you don't understand what internet chats are like, what are you doing on there? | ||
| All of every chat is just brutal to the host, basically. | ||
| She's hosting a gaming. | ||
| Oh, my gosh. | ||
| Like, she's hosting a gaming event where she knows that gaming is mainly directed towards and has always been directed towards men and especially adolescent men. | ||
| Men going through puberty, men who still live with their parents, everything. | ||
| Gaming is a man's thing. | ||
| And then, of course, all the Twitch thoughties had to hop on and now they turn it into something completely different that it never was. | ||
| We can't have our safe spaces anymore. | ||
| No, we can't. | ||
| And obviously, the internet came back with a great reply to her, which I found out that they get about 30,000 views a day, but they have like 10 employees. | ||
| Somebody's bleeding cash on this, trying to make it whoa. | ||
| But obviously, guys, if you see people like that, you know, the world is kind of on the brink of disaster. | ||
| And you've seen, have you guys seen the shelves right now? | ||
| What the shelves have been like on in grocery stores? | ||
| Dude, I tried to go grocery shopping last week, and I mean, probably about 80% of the items that I would usually get, especially produce, dairy, meat of any sort, it just wasn't there. | ||
| And if it is, it's $20 more than it's supposed to be. | ||
| I know. | ||
| No, I'm 100% true. | ||
| And that's why you guys got to have a backup of food with my Patriot supply. | ||
| So right now, they've got a special offer for this food where you can save $50 on their four-week emergency food kit. | ||
| This food stays fresh for up to 25 years, which is probably older than a lot of you guys who watch the show when you put it in proper storage. | ||
| It'll be there when you need it. | ||
| And honestly, with my Patreon supply, they have so many different options. | ||
| And it's really actually, it comes in a really tight container. | ||
| So if you live in an apartment, you don't have a lot of storage. | ||
| What you need to remember is that food is not guaranteed. | ||
| Food is not a human right. | ||
| It actually is not. | ||
| Food is earned. | ||
| You earn it. | ||
| You spend money on it. | ||
| And honestly, with living in cities, especially, you never know when the supply chains are going to be cut off. | ||
| We are in an extreme problematic era. | ||
| And you don't know with power grids possibly failing, issues happening. | ||
| You need food to be there so that you can grow your body and keep living. | ||
| This is enough food. | ||
| You can find packages for different amounts, sizes of family that can last for months or years of eating. | ||
| This is so good. | ||
| So get yours now and save $50. | ||
| That's five, zero dollhairs. | ||
| Just go to preparewithelija.com. | ||
| That's P-R-E-P-A-R-E-W-I-T-H-E-L-I-J-A-H dot com. | ||
| Don't wait until it's too late. | ||
| Go to preparewithelija.com right now. | ||
| Save $50 on the food supply that you need in order to supply your body with what it needs to survive no matter what happens in this country or this world. | ||
| And maybe even just hit a hard time financially. | ||
| You can't afford food. | ||
| Now you got to backup and you can at least eat. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| We've all been there. | ||
| We've all been there. | ||
| It's been hard. | ||
| I've been semi-homeless before, so I know exactly what it's like. | ||
| Anyway, I want to show you this. | ||
| So the internet came back fast and we're like, look, we're so done with these people. | ||
| We're done with them. | ||
| And they decided to make a new edit of her. | ||
| You know, she's saying that this show wasn't made for you. | ||
| The show wasn't made for your sexism. | ||
| Women weren't made for your eyes. | ||
| And people wanted to remind this young man what the show has been before they arrived. | ||
| Let's go to play video number four. | ||
| Or video number five. | ||
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Sexism in gaming. | |
| Here we go again. | ||
| Morgan Webb, Olivia Munn, did not exist to be nice on the eyes for you. | ||
| Oh, crap. | ||
| Just roll it. | ||
| Throw in panties for a blind viewer. | ||
| Throwing panties on the floor. | ||
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Justify women hate women sexists. | |
| Sexism. | ||
| Half of our producers and writers are women. | ||
| Emily, Abby, Megan, Joe, Jake, Zipper, Gabby. | ||
| If you don't like it, don't watch it. | ||
| Peace. | ||
| Word. | ||
| This is so extra. | ||
| This is the most extra show. | ||
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Okay. | |
| I just wanted to say a thank you to the internet for always serving justice where justice is due. | ||
| That is true. | ||
| And also to remind you too that women are crazy. | ||
| If we can play video number three, just to remind you that we have this new symptom called Phantom Nipples. | ||
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As you can see, my nipples have been removed from my body. | |
| Where they are, I don't know. | ||
| I am experiencing phantom nipple or somebody has my nipples and they're pinching them and they won't let go. | ||
| So if you have my nipples, just let go. | ||
| It's enough. | ||
| You can let go. | ||
| Okay, so I don't know. | ||
| Let go, Elijah. | ||
| Let go of her nipples. | ||
| We're moving on. | ||
| I don't, this is one of those segments where I just go, I don't know why we feel a little bit sick to the stomach now, if I'm going to be completely honest with you. | ||
| Kind of just felt that churn. | ||
| The female body is not there for your enjoyment. | ||
| Not when it looks like that. | ||
| It isn't. | ||
| I'll tell you. | ||
| Do you want to know? | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| Just remembered something's have. | ||
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What? | |
| Last night, because I sent this stuff to you, I had somebody in one of my dreams. | ||
| Like, it wasn't that kind of dream, but I had, I had a, you know, some of my dream who like had their breasts cut off, had scars. | ||
| This stuff is getting into my dream, like in my psyche. | ||
| Like I'm seeing this stuff so late at night and the stuff that I'm sending you that my brain, it's like it's in my brain and it's not good. | ||
| I'm sorry to everyone who watches this show. | ||
| It's not good. | ||
| It is not good. | ||
| Elijah's going to come back next week with double D's. | ||
| I'm getting there. | ||
| We're getting there. | ||
| We're doing it. | ||
| We're going. | ||
| We're going. | ||
| Where are we at? | ||
| Where's the flex? | ||
| Where's the full screen? | ||
| We're going. | ||
| Look at those. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| We're going. | ||
| We're getting it. | ||
| We'll move. | ||
| Where are we at? | ||
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Huh? | |
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| We're going to get it. | ||
| We're going to get it. | ||
| So let's switch to other bullshit, J6 stuff. | ||
| We're at a one-year anniversary. | ||
| The government's out of control. | ||
| I know there's nothing to, nothing new here. | ||
| I need to get to some of this content here. | ||
| So number one, if people don't realize this, it's really interesting that for over a year, we've been talking a lot about two individuals who are allegedly very involved with the somewhat planning and instigation of the Capitol riots. | ||
| Two names come to mind, Stuart Rhodes and Ray Epps. | ||
| Now, for over a year, while Ray Epps has been on record instigating the Capitol riot, he's the one who was at the front line of the first acts of violence and instigated the first assaults on officers, has never been arrested by the FBI. | ||
| And he testified in front of the J6 committee and he told us one year later, I'm not a Fed. | ||
| And the media said, see, he's not. | ||
| And then he went home. | ||
| And then we wrap that one up. | ||
| Yep, just super convenient. | ||
| And I see is it can be played both ways is because we know the establishment is very slimy. | ||
| They know what they're doing. | ||
| They're great at it. | ||
| And you can either have Ray Epps, he actually is a Fed, and they're defending him blatantly and wide out in the open, or Ray Epps is not a Fed, but they're actively pushing this and pushing his name, knowing that the right has thrown a lot of their eggs in one basket. | ||
| And if this falls through, they can say, hey, look, he's not a Fed. | ||
| You guys are conspiracy theorists. | ||
| You guys are crazy. | ||
| And that was an insurrection. | ||
| And then that's how they're going to win the narrative. | ||
| I think that's kind of the angle that they're taking. | ||
| But one thing I'd like to add is Stuart Rhodes as well is actually one of my team members had an interview set up with Stuart Rhodes today, right at the exact time that he was raided. | ||
| So he was on the way driving to Stuart Rhodes' house and he got the notification from a news report saying that Stuart Rhodes' house had just been kicked. | ||
| His door had been kicked down while he was on the phone with his lawyer. | ||
| So it seems like there's something. | ||
| They raided him. | ||
| They didn't. | ||
| Yeah, they raided his house. | ||
| They raided him and they detained him. | ||
| They probably, I mean, he is oathkeepers. | ||
| So what they're trying to do right now and what I'm seeing with the narrative is they want sedition charges. | ||
| You know, they want to revamp the insurrection narrative. | ||
| And my Department of Homeland Security contact and I, we talked about this, I mean, probably about six months ago, and he said they are just getting started. | ||
| You know, the prosecutions, everything that they're bringing against, the amount of people they were arresting. | ||
| And this was at the time where there was only about 550 people arrested. | ||
| And now we're up over 700. | ||
| And it's only growing and growing and growing. | ||
| And then you get Merrick Garland putting out a statement, like, you know, if anyone that was there is going to be charged, but, you know, when double standards apply and, you know, Ray Epps and certain people that were on the ground there that day, it just doesn't matter. | ||
| So it really seems like it's just, we're experiencing a psyop within a psyop and then within another psyop. | ||
| So they're just, they just keep driving it deeper and deeper and deeper. | ||
| Yeah, and it is weird, too. | ||
| It says here, Stuart Rhodes, founder and leader of the extremist group, extremist group. | ||
| I don't think the oath keepers are extremists, but it says whose members are accused of being key players in January 6th attack on Congress. | ||
| They call it, so is it an insurrection? | ||
| Was it an attack? | ||
| What is it? | ||
| Has been indicted and arrested in connection with the riot officials said Thursday, the 56-year-old who was at the Capitol that the day said he did not enter the building and the most high-profile person charged in the investigation so far. | ||
| He's charged with seditious conspiracy along with 10 other Oathkeeper members or associates. | ||
| So we're just making up history now. | ||
| So first of all, Ray Epps, they go, well, you guys are all lying because Ray Epps is not a Fed. | ||
| Although I, my, okay, it's my footage that shows Ray Epps instigating the Capitol riot. | ||
| You know what I'm saying? | ||
| At the front line, the FBI has called, has called and said, can you identify people? | ||
| Can you identify these people? | ||
| I'm not going to cooperate, first of all. | ||
| Second of all, the feds. | ||
| But also, the reality is, is that you go, dude, I saw this guy instigated. | ||
| I literally, now there's videos from the night before him telling people to go in the Capitol. | ||
| They're like, also, you see him instigate. | ||
| He's on video instigating the violence. | ||
| How is that not conspiracy? | ||
| Well, that's the reality of it. | ||
| And the thing is, is Ray Epps was, I mean, I would say unlucky enough to have those videos taken of him while he was instigating in the night before on Baked Alaska's video. | ||
| And but the reality of it is, is there was multiple people that were doing the exact same thing Ray Epps were doing, just all apart. | ||
| I mean, different parts of the Capitol. | ||
| And then the prior on the day of January 5th. | ||
| And I actually just learned recently that multiple people, you know, pretty big influencers within our industry, were approached on January 5th by the FBI. | ||
| And the one that accepted to talk to them without a lawyer, they told him that, hey, you're in danger. | ||
| Don't go to the rally on January 6th tomorrow. | ||
| And then they ended up not going. | ||
| And then the other one lawyered up so they didn't get that same quota. | ||
| And now he's being charged. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And you know, it's crazy. | ||
| So Adam Kissinger, gay, was, was, was on record. | ||
| If we can go here saying they'll love their excuses of like why Ray Epps was not arrested. | ||
| It's like, well, because he didn't enter the Capitol on January 6th and was removed from the most wanted list because apparently he broke no laws. | ||
| I'm pretty sure the FBI wouldn't be dumb enough to put their own agent on a wanted list. | ||
| We've seen that before. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| On a wanted list, Ray Epps has cooperated with the January 6th committee and we thank him. | ||
| Now, what's interesting is that he actually did violate the Riot Act, Penal Code 18 U.S. Code 2101, which says dash A, whoever travels in an interstate or foreign commerce or uses any facility of interstate or foreign commerce, including but not limited to the mail, telegraph, | ||
| telephone, radio, or television with intent to incite a riot or to organize, promote, encourage, participate in, or carry a riot or to commit any act of violence in furtherance of a riot or to aid or Abet any person in inciting or participating in or carrying on a riot or committing any act of violence is the furtherance of a riot. | ||
| And who either during the course of any such travel or use thereafter performs or attempts to perform any other overt act for any purpose is specified in ABCD of this paragraph shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years or both. | ||
| So he literally broke the law. | ||
| He incited a riot. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| I mean, there's no doubt about it that he broke the law. | ||
| There is no doubt about it. | ||
| He didn't break any laws. | ||
| Well, and the reality of it is, is this statement is a good thing. | ||
| Is if they want to say that Ray Epps didn't break any laws, which he's on camera breaking laws, then what about all these other people that they have detained in pretrial detention for over a year that didn't enter the Capitol, that weren't violent that day, that have essentially just been a victim of this frame job, what I like to call the War on Terror 2.0, is, I mean, they are not guilty. | ||
| If they're going to hold Epps to this level of accountability or lack of accountability, I should say, is then why do we still have prisoners in pre-trial detainment? | ||
| I mean, why are these people still locked up? | ||
| Why is the guy that supposedly sprayed SickNick, which has been proven completely false, and the man that hit him in the head with the fire extinguisher also proven false? | ||
| Why are they still in prison? | ||
| Well, and you see things like this too. | ||
| I know this is important to you. | ||
| I'm going to zoom in here for a second. | ||
| But the officer, Bird, who fatally shot Ashley Babbitt, was never interviewed by D.C. police before he was cleared. | ||
| So he's never even interviewed by the area of police. | ||
| To this day, Capitol Police Lieutenant Michael Bird is still the commander in charge of security for the House of Representatives. | ||
| U.S. Capitol Police Michael Byrd was never formally interviewed by the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department, the MPD, before being cleared of wrongdoing in the fatal shooting of Ashley Babbitt during the January 6th Capitol riot, according to a report from Real Clear Investigations. | ||
| In an interview with the Outlet, Babbitt family attorney Terry Roberts said he was surprised on how Skimpy Bird's investigation file is. | ||
| He didn't provide any statement to criminal investigators and they didn't push him to make a statement. | ||
| Roberts also said. | ||
| Roberts' claims appeared to be backed up by MPD documents obtained by Judicial Watch, which confirmed that Byrd declined to provide a statement. | ||
| An MPD spokesperson confirmed that Byrd did not cooperate with internal affairs or FBI agents. | ||
| MPD did not formally interview Lieutenant Byrd. | ||
| He didn't give a statement while under a U.S. Attorney's Office investigation, said D.C. MPD Communications Director Kristen Metzger said. | ||
| Roberts shot Babbitt, who served in the U.S. Air Force in the neck, the neck shoulder area as she tried to climb through broken window of barricade door to the speaker's lobby near the House chamber. | ||
| So, I mean, nothing about this is normal. | ||
| And I want people to remember this because they get away with this. | ||
| They got away with Afghanistan. | ||
| They're getting away with January 6th. | ||
| The government instigated January 6th, and the evidence is clear on that. | ||
| Yeah, there's no denying that. | ||
| They instigated it. | ||
| They at least had a part in it, and they could have prevented it, and they did it. | ||
| And, you know, I love how they love to, they love to fact-check that and be like, well, you know, there's no evidence that someone asked for National Guard. | ||
| 10,000 National Guard. | ||
| No evidence. | ||
| No evidence. | ||
| Even though there is. | ||
| And then they just say there isn't, but there is, including literally direct key witnesses and people who talk about direct phone calls. | ||
| I mean, literally some of the texts that they've been leaking through the committee. | ||
| It talks about where's our National Guard? | ||
| Yeah, exactly. | ||
| And I was there that day and you can hear police scanners and people even asking for more support and they declined to give it a break. | ||
| Well, they put the National Guard that they did have on duty on traffic duty because they figured, you know, you guys will be better off there. | ||
| So instead of actually letting the National Guard that they already had in town and deployed in town go to the Capitol, no, we'll just put you guys on traffic duty. | ||
| You guys can control the cars. | ||
| But with that, what you said about the Real Clear Investigations report and with Tom Fitt and with the judicial watch documents that he sued for is Michael Byrd, I mean, nobody can deny this, is that was an unjustified shooting. | ||
| He went, he skipped all six paradigms of the shooting enforcement, essentially the use of force paradigm. | ||
| He skipped every single level. | ||
| He went from zero past six immediately. | ||
| I mean, and there is no justifying that. | ||
| I witnessed it firsthand. | ||
| And anybody that was there in that room that day, I mean, they've been changed forever. | ||
| I mean, I still think, I think about this on a daily basis. | ||
| I mean, I remember how the air tastes. | ||
| I remember how it feels to get shot that day with rubber munitions, you know, hitting, getting hit with crushed concussion grenades. | ||
| And the reality of it is, is nobody that wasn't there can truly understand how terrible that day was. | ||
| And not terrible in the aspect of what took place, but terrible in the fact that the Capitol police and Metropolitan, they were murdering people. | ||
| And all the evidence is there. | ||
| I mean, these people are murderers. | ||
| They pushed all the good cops out of their police force. | ||
| And now they want to erect a Capitol, a statue outside of the Capitol that's permanent, that no president could remove, that no executive order, anything can remove of all the heroes of the day. | ||
| And the reality of it is, is all the heroes of the day, Michael Bird, you know, Fanon, the whole ragtack, Harry Dunn, Gonell, all of them, is they're putting the people that were most violent and used the most misconduct and excessive force on January 6th right in the spotlight. | ||
| What better place to hide them than right in the public? | ||
| Yeah, it's regime stuff. | ||
| And it does make me a little bit interested because there's an article that came out from Daily Mail that at the same time as we're conducting a wall around the White House as we're commemorating January 6th as we're covering. | ||
| And, you know, I think it's so suspicious that nothing happens with Ray Epps or with Stuart Rhodes. | ||
| And then you end up having both of the people that were connected together, have stuff happen with them within 48 hours. | ||
| It's so fishy. | ||
| It's so fitting. | ||
| But look at this. | ||
| The U.S. Army is to conduct a two-week guerrilla war training exercise. | ||
| Young Army soldiers will be hosting or battling seasoned freedom fighters across two dozen North Carolina counties in two weeks in a guerrilla warfare exercise where they attempt to overthrow an illegitimate government. | ||
| News of training exercise comes just days after the anniversary of the Capitol riot. | ||
| And as the Justice Department announces the creation of a new domestic terrorism unit to tackle what officials elevated threat from domestic violent extremists, they think that people are that they're worried about secession. | ||
| They're worried about the country breaking apart because they know they're an illegitimate government. | ||
| The government running the country is illegitimate. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, and there's no question about it. | ||
| They are illegitimate and the evidence is there. | ||
| Everything is there. | ||
| We know Joe Biden wasn't the most voted for president in the United States history. | ||
| No, he was. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
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| He was the most voted for president. | ||
| And if you put his question, if you question it, you get kicked off the internet. | ||
| You get kicked off the internet. | ||
| You prove that it happened. | ||
| You can't say that. | ||
| Just to back the evidence. | ||
| But no, I mean, they want you dead. | ||
| That's the reality of it. | ||
| And they're not going to stop until the opposition is dead in silence. | ||
| And they don't have a line. | ||
| That's what people need to understand is they're not going to stop here if you comply a certain amount. | ||
| If you comply, they're going to expect you to comply the next time and then the next time. | ||
| And then now we're getting new domestic extremism units for special forces taxed up. | ||
| What do you think they're for? | ||
| They are for we the people. | ||
| That's what they're preparing for. | ||
| I mean, they're going to kill civilians eventually. | ||
| And I mean, they already have. | ||
| January 6th was a perfect example of that. | ||
| They killed four people on January 6th and then they covered it all up. | ||
| And that's allowed because we live under this current regime and nobody questions it. | ||
| No, it's just because they silence you if you do. | ||
| Yeah, that's true. | ||
| And we're going to keep covering more of this in the future and going forward. | ||
| Taylor Hansen, journalist and reporter. | ||
| You can follow his work. | ||
| He's got some amazing stuff. | ||
| You had a new sub stack out, right, where people can read your recent findings. | ||
| Yeah, it is TaylorHanson at substack.com. | ||
| And I just released a article on how Officer Sick Nick actually wasn't bludgeoned, didn't die of this simple strokes that they said that he did, but that the Capitol police officers were actually responsible for negligent homicide because they didn't get him the help that he need on multiple occasions. | ||
| And where can people find you if they want to follow you on social media and all your madness? | ||
| You guys can find me at TaylorUSA, T-A-Y-L-E-R, the correct spelling. | ||
| Again, at TaylorUSA is where you can find me. | ||
| So, Matt, where's the best place people can follow you in your podcast? | ||
| You guys can follow me at RapidFire with Savannah Hernandez on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Play, and Sav says on YouTube, of course, but most importantly here on Slightly Offensive, guys. | ||
| Of course. | ||
| And you guys know you can follow me everywhere where you can find me. | ||
| I'm really trying to push the alt tech. | ||
| Find me at gab.com slash ElijahSchaefer or t.me slash slightly offensive, where you can follow me on Telegram and Gab. | ||
| We're trying to grow those platforms. | ||
| You can also follow me on traditional social media, Instagram. | ||
| I have a few different kind of accounts. | ||
| TikTok. | ||
| I'm a Gen Z celebrity. | ||
| I still have a Facebook. | ||
| I didn't even know I still had a Facebook, but apparently people are updating it. | ||
| And Twitter, all the good stuff. | ||
| No getter. | ||
| Well, we'll talk about it. | ||
| If you make it this far in the podcast, we appreciate it so much, guys. | ||
| I really do. | ||
| You know, sometimes we laugh on the show. | ||
| Sometimes we cry. | ||
| Sometimes we want to. | ||
| Sicknick ourselves or whatever, out of this, out of this world, and it is rough, but obviously your guys's uh support and your podcast reviews help us out so much. | ||
| They're free, they cost you nothing and we really appreciate. | ||
| We love reading them too, don't we, Savannah? | ||
| We love reading the support and going through them. | ||
| Even if we don't read them on the show, we love reading them here. | ||
| You guys, we have two new podcast uh reviews. | ||
| That says bath. | ||
| 1110000111 says humor is real, so much fun. | ||
| Thanks for the laughs tired of pc from everyone else. | ||
| It's true, we are not. | ||
| We are not. | ||
| We are mac no, but uh, we are not. | ||
| We are not politically correct. | ||
| Thank you so much, baff binary. | ||
| Uh review number two comes from Jackie Lynn hilarious. | ||
| Every episode is hilarious with different guests, but my favorite episodes are with John Doyle. | ||
| Love the dynamic with him. | ||
| Elijah and Sav Fresh takes on what's happening in the country and we love John too. | ||
| Anyway, you can also come an official sob by signing up at Blazetv.com slash Elijah today to Become an official, Slightly Offensive backer. | ||
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| Have a great rest of the week, and may God bless the United States of America. |