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Oct. 8, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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WTF: Pole Dancing Promoted For Children | Guests: Adam Crigler & Sean Fitzgerald | Ep 195

Never thought we'd be seeing 7-year-olds on a stripper pole, but here we are. Adam Crigler and Sean Fitzgerald join the show to cringe at pole dancing being promoted for kids, laugh at Old Navy's latest ad celebrating obesity, and rant about how literally nothing makes any sense anymore!

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adam crigler
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elijah schaffer
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sean fitzgerald
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savanah hernandez
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unidentified
I am so tired of catering to cis people's feelings.
Because I do.
I do it every time I go to a restaurant and the service says hi ladies and I don't correct them.
Every time I choose the women's washroom because people expect that of me and it makes them comfortable.
Every time I go to the grocery store and ignore being called miss or ma'am.
Every time a close friend misgenders me and my immediate response is they know it's okay as long as you're trying.
It's not okay.
And I'm not okay because in order for any of you to even entertain the idea of respecting my existence, I have to water down all of my emotions lest I live up to the whiny crybabies trans stereotype that you all have in your heads.
Because God forbid you take someone seriously when they are showing valid emotion.
elijah schaffer
I don't know what the hell is actually going on anymore.
There's a couple things I could say.
And like Fleckas, I don't like to make fun of little boys.
So I don't want to get too harsh on this person.
But I will say, I will say, they're talking about not caring about our feelings.
You guys are the ones who complain about your feelings being hurt every day.
It's a pronoun.
It doesn't matter.
It's insignificant.
You have bigger things to worry about, like that haircut.
It's problematic.
I'm just saying.
And you know what?
To talk about how crazy all this is.
For the first time ever on Slightly Offensive, Adam Krigler.
adam crigler
What's up, everybody?
How are you doing?
Thanks for having me on.
elijah schaffer
Dude, from the Krigler show with 1G, you flew out.
You gave up your life for one day to join the SOBs, the slightly offensive backers on a journey through whatever the hell the internet is today.
adam crigler
I love this.
It's very nice to actually be in the studio.
Sav, I've known for quite some time.
She's fantastic.
She's been on my show a bunch of times.
It's cool to have.
savanah hernandez
We have fun.
We have fun.
elijah schaffer
You guys go way back.
adam crigler
We do.
We go way back.
elijah schaffer
That's awesome.
Well, and also, of course, as you know, friend of the show, Sean Fitzgerald from Actual Justice Warrior on YouTube.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, glad to be back.
And I'm doing all the Elijah shows.
I'm living in Elijah's house.
I'm having him bring me food every evening, sleeping in his bed, sleeping in his bed.
elijah schaffer
It's happening.
Adam, tonight's your night.
adam crigler
All right.
elijah schaffer
It's good.
No, it's good.
And honestly, like, I think what's the craziest part about all of this is the fact that we've begun to normalize the insanity as if it's we're the crazy ones.
Like it's gotten to the point where the crazy people have become the status quo and the normalcy.
And we sit around with just like normal haircuts, right?
We went into our North Korean salon.
We picked out our five styles.
We chose something normal.
We wear clothes.
And then you have people.
I don't even go to my screen, Savannah.
If you guys saw this, we have gotten here.
adam crigler
Oh my goodness.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
They're trying to normalize pole dancing for children.
Because kids pole too.
adam crigler
So that's not parody or anything?
elijah schaffer
No.
sean fitzgerald
That's like, I know.
I was not expecting that.
First, you open up with the lesbian who's like not like, she's boring and she doesn't want to be boring.
adam crigler
So demanding respect.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah.
adam crigler
No one deserves my respect.
You earn my respect.
sean fitzgerald
She's like, I went out of my way to make myself look as butch lesbian as possible, but you guys need to.
She never gave her pronoun, by the way.
elijah schaffer
She said she's trans though.
So I think she thinks she's a boy.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, but still, like, you at least got to mention it because what if she's a they?
elijah schaffer
That's true.
adam crigler
It's hard to tell these days.
Sure.
I don't know what they do now.
sean fitzgerald
Oh, her.
adam crigler
They're mixing it.
savanah hernandez
Genuinely, just kind of pick a word at this point, and that could be a gender.
unidentified
Yeah.
savanah hernandez
And that's where we're at.
elijah schaffer
No, really.
We've taken a lot.
I mean, like, because we've talked about that before, the way the Asians name their children is throwing pieces of metal down some stairs.
And we've essentially adopted the Asian culture.
It's very, very progressive.
savanah hernandez
And we just sort of like respect the 2S LGBTQQIA plus W-L-M-L-P community.
Please.
adam crigler
We like there are two Q's now.
There is, right?
elijah schaffer
There's two Qs and they added a 2S at the beginning.
So now it literally spells out to slug buttons.
unidentified
Slugbuts.
elijah schaffer
We talked about it last episode.
savanah hernandez
Very important.
sean fitzgerald
What is the second cue for?
adam crigler
Yeah, that's what is a queer.
elijah schaffer
And nobody knows.
Kitty diddler or something?
I don't know.
adam crigler
Oh, goodness.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
No, but like, honestly, I mean, we're going to talk about this.
We're going to get into this because this is not a parody.
And I wish life were a parody because it feels a lot like that.
I mean, we have, and we've talked about this.
Half the country thinks our president's a hologram.
We now have a fake White House set.
Can you put that B-roll up?
We have a fake White House.
So the first White House wasn't good enough.
And we created this.
So this is a fake White House with fake lighting and fake plants not in the White House that is now being used as the White House.
And everyone's supposed to believe this is a very real presidency, except he's not even running his office from the office of the president of the United States.
Like, what the hell?
adam crigler
I don't get it either.
They're like TVs because they've shown that scene in multiple times.
You know, when he got the jab when he was announcing something with some other person, each time the window had a different scene in the background.
elijah schaffer
Those are TV screens.
adam crigler
I think so.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
It says build back better.
You know, like everyone has decals on their windows with their slogan.
adam crigler
Yeah, sure.
sean fitzgerald
Isn't this set right across the street from the White House?
savanah hernandez
The actual White House?
sean fitzgerald
Yeah.
Like, isn't it somewhere like really close?
elijah schaffer
Executive offices.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
It's like, what, but why?
adam crigler
Like, this is why they tell us.
sean fitzgerald
Maybe.
But this is why you can't trust the government with your money because they're like, oh, what should we do with the taxpayers' money?
They're like, oh, let's build another White House, which is already retrofitted for film crews so we can have nice decorations in the window in the background when like certain flowers are out of season.
Because that's like the distinction.
How people spotted this, I believe.
It's they're like, yeah, that's not in bloom right now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're gonna, I'm actually gonna explain to you why that's like that and why a lot of things are the way they are.
We're gonna discuss this.
On that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV with your top.
I think I'm, I, you know, I was your top 17 host.
They bought me to 18.
I think I'm top 19 host now.
I, they keep pushing me down.
It shows you how much they love this show.
Uh, we always give our new guest confetti of color, which is uh, which is abbreviated COC.
Write it blasted in the face.
It's 8K graphics.
This is what they get, Adam.
When they support Blazetv.com, they get that kind of graphics.
adam crigler
Nice.
elijah schaffer
It's pretty rare these days.
adam crigler
Looks good.
I'm honored.
I'm honored.
elijah schaffer
Before we jump into the story today, I got to let you guys know something extremely important.
Obviously, the world is volatile.
You never know what's going to happen.
And even if you think you're prepared for accidents, you probably are not as prepared for them as you could be, which is why I got to talk to you about joining the Safety Net Club in the community that I have.
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So when you join, not only do you get this amazing life insurance and accident insurance of $10,000, meaning if you die, I see a lot of people doing GoFundMes to raise money for family members.
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You want to be mourning.
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That's pretty hella cool.
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So for about $15 a month, they cover the gaps up like for hundreds of thousands of dollars that my insurance may not potentially cover for $15 a month.
You never know what's going to happen.
These Texas roads are kind of crazy.
And I think we have one of the highest mortality rates on the roads in the entire country.
So obviously, I want to fill those gaps.
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So obviously, speaking of the club, we're not, I mean, we're in the safety net club, but we're not in the club, right?
No, we're not in their club.
adam crigler
We're not that elite.
elijah schaffer
No, but if you can bring that back on the screen, true story, they actually had to rebuild a new White House because they wanted to get over transparency clause.
So there's like a lot of rules with declaring and writing down logs of who comes in and out of places, what's being said and what's not.
And by removing the actual work of the president of the United States, the most popular president of the United States into some building, they have circumvented the entire democratic process and are allowed to run basically a rogue shadow government from that office.
And that's what they're doing.
And it's a fake White House, a fake set, and it's a real president, though.
There's no reason to think it's fake.
adam crigler
Yeah, a lot of people, I see, he's not my actual president.
It's like, okay, well, he is the president of the United States.
You have to at least acknowledge that.
Whether or not he legitimately won or not, which we can talk about as a whole not, he is, in fact, the president of the United States, which is frightening, actually, because he's a shell, a ghost of his former self.
sean fitzgerald
I didn't realize about the transparency thing.
And by the way, most legitimate ever, 87 million votes, whatever he got.
Amazing.
But I didn't realize the transparency.
But it actually makes a lot of sense to do that in order to subvert who's coming in and out of the White House.
So if the Trump administration, I hate doing the what if and all that, but if the Trump administration built a secret White House to hide what kind of lobbyists or whoever was visiting the White House, the media would be lighting their hair on fire.
And now they're just calling us nuts because we know it's a fake set.
And they're like, oh, well, you're trying to say it's a fake president.
You're pushing the hologram presidency, which is ridiculous.
And in reality, we're just pointing to the fake set to subvert, you know, disclosure requirements in the government.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but they mock Joe Rogan.
So they always, whenever they're mocking Joe Rogan, it's usually when I want to listen to Joe Rogan because you know he's probably on the money.
And I like how they were going, Joe Rogan isn't convinced that the president got a third booster shot that was real.
And of course, medically speaking, because of even that nurse passing out, you know, right when she got it, et cetera, because of adverse effects, it wouldn't make sense to publicize a medical procedure.
It doesn't make sense, actually.
adam crigler
At all.
elijah schaffer
And then it's like, the best part about this is they're going, ha ha ha, Joe, Joe's such a stupid idiot.
He takes horse to Wormer and he thinks that it could be a fake jab.
And I go, they go, he thinks it's staged.
And I thought about it for a second.
I go, okay, the president is on a stage in a staged White House set.
adam crigler
Right.
elijah schaffer
In a staged medical procedure.
Yeah, you'd be a moron to think that the booster shot could have been a staged injection because obviously that's the only real thing that was happening there other than the presidency itself.
adam crigler
I love the video too.
If you slow it down a little bit, the needle disappears.
Did you know?
Did you?
elijah schaffer
But usually, you know, the needles often go back into the exact same thing.
adam crigler
Okay, that's a normal thing.
elijah schaffer
Yes, that is actually normal.
adam crigler
All right, because people were spreading that around.
unidentified
I was like, no, it does because that's a sharp safety thing.
elijah schaffer
Back in.
sean fitzgerald
It's funny that we have to, we have to be cautious about saying that it's staged because it literally is staged.
The reason he's doing it on camera is because he thinks that the president, people follow his lead and they'll get the vaccine if he shows you it, like doing it.
So in terms of intent, it is for the show of it.
That's why all these people are doing that.
So if you say maybe it's a little more staged than they're letting on, conspiracy nut, you're psychopathic.
Look how crazy Joe Rogan is.
But in reality, this whole thing is staged.
Like that's why celebrities do it and it's filmed.
Like, I don't know about you, but when you, when I go to the doctor's office, I don't have somebody with the camera in my face so that you can see me get a colonoscopy.
adam crigler
Thank goodness.
elijah schaffer
Well, they have a camera.
adam crigler
I'm sure they do.
elijah schaffer
I was like, they have a camera and they're saying things you don't ever want to see.
But this is like, if you go back to this, this is my point about what's fake and what's real.
Like, I don't know anymore because when you go to my screen here from Kenny Webster, how it goes, this is kids pull two.
So, I think, isn't that Rapunzel or what's her name?
savanah hernandez
Yeah, that's supposed to be the newest Rapunzel from Disney.
adam crigler
Yeah, so terrible.
elijah schaffer
Rapunzel not only let down her hair, she also spread her legs apparently and pole danced.
And it's like, look into combine an element of dance and acrobatics for your child.
Don't you love how they just take the sexualization of children and call acrobatics?
savanah hernandez
I like how on the side.
Yeah, I like on the side how it says, no worries.
Your child will be taught age-appropriate pole sport techniques only.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, age-appropriate.
It's like, we're going to give a lesson on dildos that are age-appropriate, eight-plus.
It's like, how about we don't go there?
How about we just, how about we stop?
adam crigler
As soon as people start messing with kids, I get super triggered.
I'm like, you guys are terrible, evil people.
You need to leave kids alone and let them have a real childhood and not injecting your kink on them.
Like that, that's a whole nother conversation where they're like, we need to teach kids kink.
And it's like, no, you don't.
They need childhoods.
It's disgusting.
elijah schaffer
Do you see this is class attire, though?
This is what's even weirder.
Now, I understand, obviously, like kids do tumbling and gymnastics and like actual acrobatics, right?
And there are perves everywhere that, I mean, that's why YouTube changed their policies even on like children's videos.
And I get that kind of stuff.
adam crigler
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's like, it's just weird when it's like, it's like class attire.
Like, I don't want someone telling my seven-year-old to wear short shorts.
Like, the way they even word it.
It's not like, hey, wear spandex and like a leotard for your, like, for your environment.
This is literally put on short shorts and a tank top.
And I don't like this.
It's, it makes me feel weird and uncomfortable.
And not because I'm not progressive, but because back when I was growing up, which was very soon, it was just a little while ago.
Even today, I have thought that probably where I draw my line is at the poll.
Like, you know, they say now, where do you draw the line?
It's now at the pole.
Like, it's like stop.
unidentified
The poll is well, that's one of my lines.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
And we're going to keep going back from there, but definitely some bullshit.
savanah hernandez
Look at the top comment on this as well from Michelle down there.
It says, there's a disclaimer that kids will only be taught age-appropriate pole dancing.
It's a sport in a trade school.
Face it, not every child can grow up and be a doctor.
So that's the argument now.
elijah schaffer
Oh, iHeart Radio.
Houston.
It's like a radio person.
adam crigler
Oh, cool.
elijah schaffer
Michelle and Radio.
Oh, well, Michelle likes kids doing pole acrobats.
savanah hernandez
If you can't be a doctor, you might as well just be a stripper.
That's your only other option.
Sorry, girls.
sean fitzgerald
What's crazy?
adam crigler
Make good money.
sean fitzgerald
If you propose legitimate exercise for overweight kids, that's a problem.
savanah hernandez
Hate that.
adam crigler
Yeah, right.
sean fitzgerald
You're fat phobic.
You're nuts.
And then you're like, oh, let's teach them to be strippers.
You want them to exercise.
It's like every single thing that they do is a subversion of like what should be done.
It's insane.
Yep.
Like, so we have to all vote, obese kids or stripper kids.
adam crigler
There's a number on this.
What pisses me off is that they gaslight everyone too.
They're like, it's the Republicans that are doing all of this, even though they're doing it themselves.
You know, they're fat phobic.
Well, no, they're actually for health.
They want people to be healthy.
That's what it's about.
It's not even about people being fat.
People are fat and they're unhealthy.
And they're trying to convince people that it's, I mean, of course, get into the kids.
elijah schaffer
Do you know, though, with that, that it was just a couple of days ago, I forgot to bring it up.
Ladies and gentlemen, if we can get some confetti of color, blasted it in the face, boom, for my blind viewers, you don't know what it looks like.
It's in my face.
It's everywhere.
It was actually obesity appreciation or like fatty's appreciation day.
And positively, every like weird SJW account that was out there was celebrating obesity.
And actually now, being obese is not just a choice.
And it's not just, like, do you remember back in the day when you would say that obesity was a result of laziness or poor health choices?
adam crigler
Yeah, I remember that.
elijah schaffer
And then they would say their excuse was some people have thyroid issues.
Remember that?
That was the thing.
Now they have given up the medical excuse and said, actually, being fat is not only positive, it's a revolution.
Old Navy, which disrespect, I don't even want to get into Old Navy, but I don't want to talk about it.
But Old Navy has a new commercial celebrating the fact that we've invented new sizes of clothing just to accommodate the enormity of people today, specifically women who I would say this, where men might go to like porn or like drinking and stuff, negative habits to cope with life.
A lot of women find more comfort, I found, in food.
Like they just, when they're sad, they eat.
When they're happy, they eat.
And when they're stressed, they eat.
And I get it.
I love food too.
I love ice cream.
But what the hell is this?
Let's play this commercial from Old Navy.
unidentified
I am 100%.
And I'm only getting better.
I am 100%.
And I'm only gotta better.
Yeah.
Here I go.
Okay.
I am 100%.
And I'm only gotta better.
elijah schaffer
The revolution starts now.
Sizes zero to 30.
adam crigler
30.
savanah hernandez
Holy sh.
unidentified
I mean, like, I wow.
adam crigler
That's a lot of sizes, too.
unidentified
That's a lot.
elijah schaffer
How do you even stock?
Dude, I can't even find it.
I can't even find a shirt that's stocked in my size now at a store.
savanah hernandez
Like, I mean, I'm just thinking about the size 30 part because I am a size four and there is a size 30 now.
elijah schaffer
And Kez is between a zero and two.
She, like, when I, like, and she's like not like beyond the realm of skinny.
And like, most girls I know, even if you're thick, you're maybe the most like a 12 or like a 14, even if you're just a real, real curvy chick with big hips.
And they always say that, like, I'm curvy.
Now they're just like, hey, I'm a fat and you better clothe me.
adam crigler
I'm a planet.
Respect me.
elijah schaffer
I have my own gravitational force revolving around me.
Actually, you know what's funny?
So me and me, me and Kez Seth were laughing so hard because there was this, there's this, this really, really morbidly obese woman that like everyone's like, you go, queen.
And I always like repost her videos.
I'm like, yes, lay.
And like, but then like Kez was, you know, Kez is racist against British people.
So Kez was like, I can tell a person's British.
And I was like, why?
Because her face looks deformed and smushed.
And I was like, ah, okay.
So I go, so I go, I go, I go in there and I'm like, and she's like, yeah, I found out she has a YouTube channel.
Watch how yucky her accent is.
And so then we're sitting there.
And dude, this girl's like, I got, I got my new, I got the new ASOS haul in it.
And she pulls up her shirt.
She's like, I got a shirt.
They have my size in it.
And she brings it up.
And I swear to God, this shirt was so big, it covered the whole camera.
And then I was like, I sat there and Kez was like, Yeah, she's like, I'm so glad they have it in my size.
And Kez is like, We have a few of those shirts laying around our house and we sleep with them.
We use them as blankets every night.
You know, sometimes they sell those at Target.
They're the blanket section.
savanah hernandez
Truly, Elijah, I've walked into women's clothing stores and I get confused sometimes because I'm like, why are all these clothes so big?
And I'm like, oh, I'm in the plus size section.
But it's just kind of crazy how we got into that.
elijah schaffer
Savannah's one of their legs.
Like Savannah just fits in the leg.
savanah hernandez
Literally, I'm like, what is this?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's a blanket.
Remember when that girl complained they didn't have towels that fit fat people?
And I was like, ma'am, you're looking for a blanket in queen size and it's the next aisle over.
And I'm not making fun of them.
It's like, my point is, is that I understand being fat is difficult.
And it's like, I'm sure there are medical reasons, but the most reason why we're obese is because our food is high, high calorie, low nutritional value.
People are lazy, don't want to cook for themselves.
They eat too much with portions.
They don't exercise.
They're sedentary.
And there's a culture that promotes that kind of lifestyle.
savanah hernandez
If this woman actually danced like this every single day, I bet you she wouldn't be a size 30.
unidentified
Yeah.
Good point.
adam crigler
That's a good point.
True.
unidentified
Brutal.
savanah hernandez
That's all I have to say.
elijah schaffer
Oh, my God.
I was like, I don't want to comment on this.
I don't get hate.
No, we, people are saying this, that, that, you know, that sometimes we're really harsh on obesity.
We have, why aren't we?
adam crigler
We should be.
elijah schaffer
Why aren't we?
adam crigler
I know.
elijah schaffer
Why is it?
Why is it not?
Like, it's like, it's like this.
It's like we have a society that promotes pole dancing for children and fat adults.
That's kind of effed.
We should be hard on this stuff because it's objectively hurting our culture.
Like, we are in a pandemic.
We're in an endemic of the obese.
adam crigler
Exactly.
I mean, look at 2020.
I mean, and the statistics of who was actually getting COVID the worst, right?
Who was actually succumbing to it and falling ill.
It was the old people, which makes sense because their bodies are old and their immune systems are shot and obese.
That was it.
It wasn't healthy people.
It wasn't people like you and me.
Like, I'm younger.
I'm healthy.
I'm not afraid of it.
But it's the obese that were really getting hit by it.
And everyone's like, oh, man, COVID's the worst.
It's like, well, what about our whole society that's built on making sure this is positive, being fat and obese?
How is that normalized?
sean fitzgerald
It's a complete change in like what used to, what it used to mean to be a liberal or accepting because before it was like, it's not about lifestyle choices.
These are innate things and you shouldn't be judged based on that.
And to a certain extent, we all agree you shouldn't be judged on your innate characteristics.
Now it's whatever lifestyle choice, no matter how unhealthy, no matter how destructive, that is seen to be good.
Like that's something that you have to praise.
And even though this is preventable, like this is something like you don't have to be so big that you have to go to Home Depot to get a tarp to get it.
Because like you're talking about blankets.
Yeah, they're tarps.
Like that's what these people are wearing.
And like, I don't even blame Old Navy for selling jeans to these people because they exist.
Go look at the people of Walmart.
Like they're, they're huge.
And I get it.
You need a lot of fabric for these people.
How old Navy's doing that for just $10.99 a pair of jeans on China.
Yeah, I guess.
elijah schaffer
But like a few more Indonesian children.
adam crigler
Right.
sean fitzgerald
But it's the glorification of it.
It's like, oh, we're so, we're happy.
Like we're fat and we're dancing.
Like even that chick that used to be on that HBO show, Girls, Lena Dunham, even she, when she lost weight, was like, and she didn't lose that much.
But when she lost weight, she was like, you know, I feel better.
I always thought people were bullying me about being fat.
But like when I dropped weight, I actually started to feel better.
It's like, yes, we're trying to help you.
adam crigler
And they hated her for that.
unidentified
Yeah.
adam crigler
They were so angry.
They're like, how dare you're fat phobic?
She's like, I just feel healthy.
Like, what are you talking about?
sean fitzgerald
She was like, wow.
adam crigler
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
It's good.
adam crigler
And you're trying to promote this.
savanah hernandez
Well, I think they did that with Adele too and a couple.
Is her name Melissa McCarthy?
adam crigler
Yeah, right.
savanah hernandez
Yeah.
No, not Melissa McCarthy.
I can't remember her name.
elijah schaffer
Rebel Wilson?
sean fitzgerald
No, no, it is Melissa McCarthy.
savanah hernandez
Oh, is it?
unidentified
Yeah.
savanah hernandez
Well, basically, obese celebrities, they lose weight and then society gets so pissed off at them.
Well, the fat portions of society, because they no longer feel validated with their lifestyle choices because the person that they looked up to for these bad lifestyle choices decided to drop the weight.
And they're like, well, that's fat phobic now.
sean fitzgerald
Are you saying the largest portion of society got upset with?
savanah hernandez
I'm not.
I'm not saying that.
adam crigler
Well, when people's whole lifestyle gets challenged, there's like an emotional response.
You know, it happens on so many different subjects.
And this is one of them.
You know, when all of a sudden your worldview is challenged by, I mean, we kind of talked about it earlier.
Like, I don't talk about being vegan, but whenever it comes up and people find out that I am, they're like, oh, I need to tell this person why I eat meat still.
And I'm like, I don't care.
You know, I could tell that you're being defensive because your worldview is now up to debate.
And I'm like, I don't care, you know, but when it's unhealthy, when it's, I don't know, and it's becoming normalized.
Like, I don't care what you eat as long as you know it's healthy for you or whatever.
I do it for me.
But when you're really unhealthy and you're promoting it to others, like fast food, culture, like you said, people don't cook their own foods.
It's cheaper and it's healthier.
People should do that.
People should normalize cooking themselves.
sean fitzgerald
It doesn't take that long to actually cook.
Like normally when I'm at home, I do all the cooking.
It's quick.
Like under an hour, totally fine.
adam crigler
Whoa.
Under an hour, an hour of cooking.
And that's like people don't have time.
sean fitzgerald
And that's like you leave the rice on the pot for like, you know, 20 minutes.
elijah schaffer
Get an air fryer, it saves your, it'll save your life.
A crock pot and air fryer can get a lot done.
You can get a lot done.
But you know what?
Actually, I know we talked about this a little bit a few days ago on my other show, too, but we didn't get to get into it a lot.
Is that Australia?
I don't know if you've seen what's been going on there, but Australia found a solution to the obesity crisis.
In fact, you know, sort of the United States.
I think on last episode, we talked about 1,400 healthcare workers being fired from New York's largest healthcare system.
Yesterday, Kaiser Permanente fired 2,200 of their staff because they weren't vaccinated.
I do want to remind you guys that I have exemption resources for vaccines in my bio on slightlyoffensive.tv on Instagram, and you can find them.
They will work 100%.
They have for every sort of denomination.
It's important that you get a religious authority to sign off on them.
It is possible that I can sign off on them as well since I did go to seminary and everything.
And I have a history and degrees in this.
And you also need to get them notarized by somebody as well under perjury and of law.
But they do work.
They've been working for at least dozens of people that have accessed them.
They're provided by the people at gab.com.
They are very thorough, and you can feel free to edit them as not to lie and make sure you edit out the clauses that don't apply to you.
I have not heard of them not working for anybody.
And specifically, you know, they'll ask you to prove your faith or different things like that, but you have to be thorough.
And I just want to remind you, if you go to slightlyoffensive.tv on Instagram in the bio, there's a link with all downloadable PDFs that you can access in a trove to get medical exemptions for a variety of reasons, including for religious.
And I encourage you to check it out because it is working for the people that I know.
But one way to keep people from getting fat is just starve them because they can't make money.
And I just want to bring this back up that the Australia premier, Dan Andrews, their governor.
adam crigler
Yeah, this guy.
elijah schaffer
He's a boo.
adam crigler
Yeah, he is.
elijah schaffer
He loves it.
Like, he's, he really loves the power trip.
And that just scares me about humans during all this.
Like, I know you read about authoritarians and tyrants and you go like, who would do that?
Like, when you're in like seventh grade, like, why would Hitler do that or whatever?
You know, you don't really get it.
You're going, I don't, like, who are these people?
And then you see them and you watched during this pandemic how they just absorbed the power and then it changed them and how much they love it and they can't give it up.
And you go, I think this is like a drug.
Like power is, I got the power trip.
Like they're on a trip.
adam crigler
Definitely.
elijah schaffer
It's scary though.
I mean, it's scary because they, I mean, the police brutality in Australia is insane.
adam crigler
It is.
Shout out to Abby because he's doing amazing work.
Yeah, yeah, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
adam crigler
He's great.
And you can almost see that when people get angry at him, he always talks about it too.
He's like, oh, well, these people that are getting angry at this, well, they're the ones who we need to come down on because that's why this pandemic is still going on.
And oh, yeah, that's why.
Sure.
Right.
That's why you need to maintain the authority to lock people in their homes and get that new app that they're the new contact tracing that they've got where, all right, well, at any moment, we might send you a message and you have to take a picture of your face and send it in.
And we need to, you know, they read the metadata.
So you know, so we know that it's you and know that where you're at or the police are coming for you.
Like, wow.
They're really locking it down.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, listen to this.
We have this video here.
And again, we talked about this on the other show you are here, which you were on last night.
So that was really cool.
And we appreciated having you on.
That was really good.
You guys should check out that video also.
Sean was on the other night as well.
But let's go to Let's Play This Video from Australia just to remind you how literally ridiculous we've gotten in this world.
unidentified
So first of all, I can announce that by Friday, the 15th of October, every single authorized worker that is on that authorized worker list, whether they be in Melbourne or in regional Victoria, will need to have had at least one dose of a COVID-19 vaccine.
That is, if they want to continue working.
If there's people that don't want this mandatory vaccine, how do we manage to?
Well, then they won't be going to work.
Okay.
It's very, very simple.
It's very simple.
We want to open the place up.
I'm not taking lectures on freedom from people who will hold all of us back.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, wait.
unidentified
So people want to be free.
elijah schaffer
I think that the people that you're locking up, if you don't open back up, the reason why you're not opening back up is because the people that you locked up.
adam crigler
It's their fault.
unidentified
Yeah.
adam crigler
Yeah.
So these sheep, these people that are so caught up in believing everything he says, their anger is now directed at me.
I'm unvaccinated.
I'll talk about it.
I don't care.
But I am now a threat.
I don't, I had COVID.
I don't know.
You know, like, I don't know, we can get into that conversation, but it's like, I'm not afraid of it, but I also have the antibodies and I'm not worried because, you know, whatever.
But they're making us be the people that their anger is at.
Instead of they're the one, he's the one that is authoritarian.
That man right there, this guy loves it too.
unidentified
You can, well, then, you know, then they won't go to work.
adam crigler
Then they won't eat.
elijah schaffer
How do you even say that with a straight face?
adam crigler
How do you like and believe it?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, then you don't get, because you know, did you notice, did you notice that a lot of the cities like in Italy, in France, in, I think even in Los Angeles are all turning the vax passport, their vax passports into reality on the same date, October 15th.
How are all the big cities around the world randomly putting in their own vax passport system to have the exact same day that they're mandating them?
adam crigler
Build back better.
sean fitzgerald
Well, there's always some coordination and all that.
But we have to always remember Rahm Emanuel, the most honest a politician has ever been, never let a good crisis go to waste.
And he literally said in the follow-up, what I mean by that is you can use it as an opportunity to do things that you already wanted to do, but never could.
And that's what we're seeing across the world.
All these governments are pushing policies, not just the vaccine passports, but the IRS right now is trying to make your bank disclose your account information if you have more than $600 in it.
adam crigler
Well, that's infrastructure.
sean fitzgerald
That's part of the infrastructure package, but they're trying to pass the infrastructure to help us build back better from the pandemic.
savanah hernandez
John, did you also see the Forbes headline that just came out as well, where the government is asking Google to see people search results because they're saying secretly.
Yeah, secretly.
It secretly came out in these documents and they're saying, oh, well, it's because, you know, if you looked up this sexual assault victim's name, then we can stop a crime beforehand.
And it's like, okay, well, what's to stop them from looking up, you know, somebody who is maybe a fan of Donald Trump or is looking up like anti-vaccine information?
What's to stop them from taking that next step?
elijah schaffer
Even phone numbers, this has to do with their look to get parents who are resisting critical race theory.
They're having a terrorist.
Yeah, but if you even look up like the number or an address, let's just say of like a school board meeting that they can now track you.
And it's this, what is the name of that unmasking?
So the way that this is, is like they can't obviously, even with the Patriot Act, because there's limitations to get, you know, FISA warrants and whatnot to actually monitor your citizens.
It's totally unconstitutional, absolutely illegal.
And it's a police state and it's wrong, but that's not enough for them.
So they legitimately have to go in and go, well, now we need a way to just grab people we don't like.
And so now, for instance, it's like they can permanently track my information and my computers and what I'm searching online because I might have typed in the Capitol building Lego set, but Elijah was there.
So then now we can always look at him up because now he's always a threat because everyone knows if you build a capital Lego set, you're probably trying to blow up the building.
Yeah, no, it's I mean, that's that's the biggest sign.
adam crigler
You were there that day too.
elijah schaffer
So yeah, so everybody, everybody knows.
adam crigler
It's definitely on that list.
elijah schaffer
Target target is a terrorist recruiting center.
They sell it to this day.
They're like trying to get kids started.
They're like, let's go.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
It's bullseye logos.
unidentified
Yeah.
adam crigler
You know, it's a full one, one to perfect scale, right?
So you know exactly where all the buildings are.
elijah schaffer
They literally have, they have, they have AOC's off-campus office where you can actually go to plan to do bad things to her.
It's horrible.
adam crigler
I can't, it's in, it's like can't believe this is a Lego set.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
I was building the AOC like character.
I was like, this is so real.
sean fitzgerald
It wasn't even assembled.
So just looking at the box, like that makes you a terrorist.
savanah hernandez
No, that's enough.
You're a domestic terrorist.
elijah schaffer
No, that's enough.
And you know what?
And speaking of that, with them spying on you, I got to remind you guys that people do spy on you and there's not always a way to stop it.
But obviously companies are spying on you every single day, selling your information to people around you.
And of course, you know, you could do a lot of things to try to prevent it that could help or you can do something that will help, which is by using a VPN, specifically one that I use and trust that doesn't slow down your devices, that doesn't cause any problems when it comes to protecting your information from the people who want to use it against you.
Yeah, tech companies, I don't know if you know about this, they hate you.
They hate me and they hate all of us.
And they sell our information and profit off of us.
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We got to keep ourselves anonymous online.
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And it is true, though, with this kind of stuff happening and what's going on, that it's getting to a point to where, like we're saying with the kids, is like, obviously, we draw our line way before pole dancing, but we've gotten to this because we've allowed it to happen.
We've allowed the world, we've allowed evil to, we've allowed evil because we don't know how to stop it.
adam crigler
I don't think that's the right way of saying it.
It's not that we allowed.
It's that we most people are too busy living their lives, trying to work hard for their own, which is good.
People should be focused on their lives to strengthen themselves and not see what's happening.
So like allowing it is knowing that it's happening.
It's like now we know that it's happening.
And that's one of the blessings of being locked down for so long.
Everyone's looking and sharing information again and really paying attention because what else are they going to do, right?
Everyone wants to know why are we locked down?
And then all this information is now flooding in.
So they're aware of all the stuff that's going on.
So it has happened, but not because we allowed it.
I mean, you could put it that way, right?
But I think that that's almost tried to be a lot of fun.
That's almost like placing blame on people.
And I don't want to do that.
I don't want to say it's our fault for allowing it.
Look, it's here.
This is what it is.
These people that have pushed it have taken over all these different industries and pushed their ideology now.
And it is a problem.
All right.
So however we got here, we're here, right?
And we need to take care of it.
sean fitzgerald
The slippery slope slips so fast, it's hard to even manage this.
Because remember when they were trying to say pole dancing is just exercise.
It's just normal exercise, has no sexual connotation at all for adults.
That was like eight days ago.
Now they're like, kids need to go to-Wasn't that Thursday that we were debating whether or not you can pole dance?
Yeah, no, they're like kids.
Well, it's exercise now.
We'd like let that be normalized.
And now they're like, of course we have classes for kids.
So, yeah, it's sliding so quickly that we're not even aware of it.
And it's hard to know, you know, because you're like, oh, I guess women are.
learning how to be strippers for free instead of for money.
So I guess that's fine.
adam crigler
At the age of seven.
sean fitzgerald
And then it's seven-year-olds coming.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, seven-year-old women.
savanah hernandez
You got to be a doctor.
You got to start looking at other choices, Sean.
elijah schaffer
Savage classes for you and your friends.
unidentified
That's a really drop in the bar from doctor to, you know what, we're going to bring it all the way down to just strip.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, not every kid can be a doctor.
So get them into the sex industry.
You're like, you know what's interesting too about that is like, is that's what it's like, and I see what you're saying.
And I'm not trying to place like the blame on us.
That's not what I meant.
adam crigler
No, I get it.
elijah schaffer
But what I mean, what I mean by that, by we allowed it, and I think it's important to explain, is that what we would have to do to these people, I could not say.
Because it's like when you look at societies in the past, and I'm not promoting genocide or anything like that, but when you look at societies and how they did, how they, how they involved their undesirables, like some cultures, like had, you know, if kids were like retards or like, I guess maybe Down syndrome or something, they sometimes would just like throw them off a cliff or whatever.
In the temples of where they had like orgies and stuff, and they would have like the, they'd have these like extra like unwanted kids that offered them like molech and stuff.
Okay, that's babies.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Today we have a process for that.
It's called abortion and it's murdering a child in the womb for inconvenience sake.
adam crigler
So I mean, there's, there's people out there that say people aren't, or babies aren't actually people until three, right?
Three years old.
And they're like, yeah, so before that, before they really become a person, it's not that big of a deal.
It's like, wow.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what I'm saying.
adam crigler
It's where they're at, right?
elijah schaffer
But we have, like, we do have a place and system in our society that says that there is a way to like kill off people that you find are undesirable and not helpful to the benefit of you because you benefiting society means you taking control of your reproductive health.
Like track with me here so that YouTube doesn't, you know, take us off for this.
But I'm saying there is still a system in our society that says for the benefit of society, we're going to need to kill some people.
Like that, that's still involved.
And that's also on top of that, that involves war, right?
And that is a little, that is different.
But the wars we fight today are not just immoral wars.
It's literally just like, hey, let's go kill 800,000 brown people in sand caves so that we can control oil and have strategic military bases.
I don't know if that's a fair trade-off.
Anyway, all I'm trying to say is like, we're not in some different position in the past.
But these people, I'm not saying to kill them or anything like that, but these people are destroying our country.
They're pushing us in a bad position.
And I don't know what to do with them because it's like, that's what I'm saying.
It's like overseas when we don't like someone, we say go to war with them.
So war is justified when they're overseas and we don't like somebody, then we go to war with them.
Domestically, they say that should never happen here.
No one wants war to happen.
And that's why I'm saying we let it happen is that people are like, besides like going to war with the people that disagree with me ideologically or like exterminating them, I don't know what to do.
So I'm going to do nothing because it seems like that's all humanity knows is like to kill each other or just let it fester.
And these people are playing to win.
They're trying to have sex with your kids.
Like, and they're going to get there.
And I, and I, you know, Fleck is used to say something, one of my best friends used to say this all the time.
And they said this like four years ago, three, four years ago, when it sounded crazy, but he would say, like, we're going to get to the point where you're a bigot if you don't let another man your son.
adam crigler
That's messed up.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like he would say that.
And it was like, people are like, that is disgusting.
unidentified
What the?
elijah schaffer
And it's like, it is disgusting.
It's horrifying.
adam crigler
Yeah, definitely.
elijah schaffer
But like, that's kind of like, look at that comment already.
Like, oh, you're not going to let your daughter pole dance?
What if she doesn't become a doctor?
Then her failure is on your hands.
You're like, my daughter's seven, ma'am.
I don't even want her to know pole dancing exists.
adam crigler
Right, exactly.
elijah schaffer
And like, so I'm trying to walk the line carefully.
They're just saying, like, that's why I think people let it happen.
They don't know what to do because like it just seems like from birth to adult life, all humans know is either kill each other or just or pole dance.
Or pole dance.
sean fitzgerald
But before you start rallying the army, like I do want to point out that the politically engaged people, I know you're not.
The politically engaged people are a small percentage of the population.
Like who we should try to win over, like that we should target is the 95% of people that aren't paying attention to this that are just reacting to the pop culture.
Like this is why taking over the culture should be the goal because that's where the battle happens because they're, they're using Hollywood.
They're using all these like, you know, celebrities and all this to push all of their causes on every single front.
They're controlling like corporate institutions to institute their causes as policy.
That's where we have to do the pushback.
Like conservatives have abandoned culture war stuff like for a long time and we're seeing the consequences of a culture completely dominated by the left.
But the general population, they're just going along with it.
And I hate to be one of those guys that's like, sheep, I'm not going in that direction, but they just don't have time to pay attention to the day-to-day political issues that we all pay attention to.
We're the weird ones in that we're like battling with the other weird ones on the other side that are paying attention to this stuff.
But it's the cultural institutions that we need to fight for, not physically against these people with a million people.
elijah schaffer
But how could you without imploding them?
Because the institutions, it seems like there's, how would you get them back?
Like this has been decades worth fight.
Like they took control over decades of slow and steady race and now we're here.
Yeah.
I mean, that's what, that's what I'm saying about like, that's what I'm not blaming people because I get it's hard, but that's what it feels like.
It's because you can't do anything because everything you would do or say you could do would either get you kicked offline, make you a potential prisoner.
And as I said in this show last time, I said, remember, if anybody's trying to promote you to do violence in any chat, for sure, FBI agent.
adam crigler
True.
elijah schaffer
Like, just so you know, they're like, hey, we're going to take this back through violence.
It's like, you're talking to an FBI agent.
Like, have you seen that meme where it's like the hot girl and she's like texting and it's like the FBI agent?
And she's like, Davey, so you did get the fertilizer?
Did you pick up, just confirm, did you pick up the fertilizer?
unidentified
And it's like, that's literally the, I'm just saying, like, I mean, it's, they, they, the governor Whitner.
elijah schaffer
They're baiting you to do something.
adam crigler
Most of the people involved were FBI agents.
There was like four out of 12 or something were regular guys that were just being manipulated.
It's crazy.
sean fitzgerald
That's my, those are my favorite plots where like we stopped a terrorist plot.
adam crigler
And you started.
sean fitzgerald
You find out that they rented the truck.
They said that there were explosive in the truck.
adam crigler
They brought everyone together.
sean fitzgerald
Like there was a friend who didn't go along.
So they replaced that guy with an agent.
And it's just like a really dumb guy driving a truck that they're like, okay, you drive this here.
And then they pull him over.
They're like, nailed it.
adam crigler
Gotcha.
sean fitzgerald
They're like, this guy was going to blow up everything, but we intercepted every single spot.
elijah schaffer
And yeah, even the 1993 bombings of the World Trade Center, et cetera.
And what's even crazy is you go into that.
I was up early this morning because my upstairs neighbors are just, they, God, God's testing me every day.
But I was there and I'm thinking like, I randomly just thought, did we even find out what happened to like what happened to that Malaysia flight, like 370 or whatever?
Did we ever have an explanation?
adam crigler
No, I don't think so.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And I know that there were some very important people on that plane, by the way.
Remember that?
There was like very important people.
I believe one of like the co-owners of semiconductor microchips was on there.
Then the patent switched to the one person that got like global control.
And there was a key scientist on there.
And I remember like, we never explained it.
It was just like, they were like, yeah, the best explanation was like the pilot was suicidal and killed a co-pilot and crashed into the ocean.
And we found like 18 parts in like 12 countries that could be in bolts from it.
But we never, we don't want to know anything.
And you go, huh, move along, move along.
And like the Las Vegas shooting, it's like too many discrepancies.
Yeah, you go, and they're like, it was because he had an AR with a bump stuck.
Let's ban bump stocks.
Move along, move along.
He injured 900 people.
I was just reading.
I think the total number was 900.
adam crigler
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
It was deadly.
He didn't kill him, but 900.
adam crigler
One person.
elijah schaffer
And yeah, and every single gun and ballistic expert says it's like an M240.
I think, B, is that what it is?
Like the rate of fire is an actual government, like machine gun.
And I think his girlfriend was an FBI informant or something to that regard.
adam crigler
Of course.
elijah schaffer
And it's just like, and it's just like, move along, move along.
And I feel like in society, that's what I'm saying.
Is that things are so effed?
Like, I don't even know what I know and I don't know what I don't know.
adam crigler
It's a good point.
sean fitzgerald
See, the Malaysia thing, I had heard and still not confirmed.
You're right.
That they're like, oh, well, a sensor malfunction.
So instead of making that short, it was like a 45-minute hour, 45-minute flight.
Instead of making that, they turned left and then went all the way south until they ran out of fuel.
unidentified
And I'm like, wouldn't a pilot be like, hey, why are we going this way?
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, like, I'm about to run out of fuel, and this is supposed to be like.
adam crigler
Well, he was suicidal.
sean fitzgerald
But that's the theory, but we don't have the black box.
adam crigler
Right.
sean fitzgerald
You know, but that's.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the only suicidal pilot that we've heard on a commercial airliner that somehow we can't retrieve the plane, kind of like 9-11 and things like that, you know?
adam crigler
Yeah, weird discrepancies.
elijah schaffer
It's always weird that the things that change the course of human history and cause huge problems can never be explained, but we can weaponize the FBI against concerned parents in community classrooms.
adam crigler
I mean, because critical race theory itself is just racist.
You know, like, why are we like, I was thinking about it earlier when you were talking about body positivity, right?
But we're not allowed to judge people on certain characteristics, but they're teaching that we should judge people and treat people differently based on other characteristics.
So, well, which is it?
You know, are we allowed to judge for characteristics or not?
It's like, I think it should be who you are as a person.
That's what should make, you know, the type of person you are.
And that's what I'm going to judge you on.
If you're cool with me, if you're honest to me, that's what I'm going to focus on.
Not anything of what you look like, right?
But if you're unhealthy and people who I know that are unhealthy, I want to, hey, maybe you should be healthy so you can live longer.
Like, I want you to be healthy for your health, for because I care about you, right?
That's it's not from a place of malice.
I'm not trying to fat shame people.
It's that I want people to be healthy.
It's not an attack.
It's, it's, I'm trying to help, right?
And they see it as an attack, and that's it.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's, that's how I feel about the critical race theory, where they're essentially like taking some of the most negative aspects of black culture and saying that any attempt to remove those aspects of that culture is cultural genocide.
So I've gotten into this argument multiple different times about schools that teach in like Ebonics.
They have a new word for it, like African-American vernacular English.
Because anytime.
elijah schaffer
Young speak.
unidentified
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
Anytime sometimes, anytime something has like a negative connotation, the left just invents a new word for it because it's like a facelift.
Like when you have cancer, it doesn't solve the cancer.
You just change the face.
So I guess you look nicer.
So we have classrooms that teach kids in this like vernacular that like no book is written in, no, like no textbook, nothing like that, that prevents them from being able to go into the workforce.
We talk about foreigners that are coming in and taking advantage and like outpacing Americans.
A lot of that is because they come from nations where they learn English because when they learn English in those nations, they're actually learning English.
But we're trying to keep this and we wonder why the reading scores of black kids comparatively are much lower than they should be, even though theoretically they've been in this country speaking English for generations.
It's because we keep catering to these negative aspects.
And if you read critical race theory scholars, they defend this.
So, like, we're basing curriculum on stuff that we know fails these kids.
And then we're blaming the disparity that results from these curriculums on some kind of like vague systemic racism out there in the ether.
adam crigler
Equity.
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
It's nuts.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
I was going to say this.
That's why, even do we have that B-roll?
It's because, you know, we live in a culture too like that with critical race theory that actually ends up blaming white people for all black people's problems.
And the black community has a ton of problems, a ton of issues.
A lot of communities have a ton of issues.
And, you know, their understanding of history is not what's going to solve the current things.
Do we have the robbery, Savannah, of, yeah, like this is in Chicago.
This has become just normal in LA and San Francisco.
You'll always notice one thing about every robber and every one of these videos.
Guess what it is?
They're always young.
No matter what video you see, there's never old people.
And you know what?
They all look the same.
You go, what?
What is this similar trending thing?
Ah, youthfulness and the energy to rebel.
And I think that as they come together, it's like they're looting a Louis Vuitton.
I think that's how you pronounce that right, Louis Vuitton.
They're looting a store.
This is happening all over the country.
And you know what we're being told?
Well, this is just part of how they are.
adam crigler
Operations.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's part of how they are.
It's just things.
It's just things.
And it could be replaced.
Like Don Lamont said, Don LeBong.
sean fitzgerald
Well, they're all Aladdins.
I don't know if you know that.
They're stealing because they need bread for their family.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
sean fitzgerald
Like, there's no other way.
Didn't you hear the Disney soundtrack in the background?
No, this is crazy.
These flash mobs.
And if you look at the headlines of this, it will say teens.
All right.
It's always like teens or youths or something like that.
elijah schaffer
Not lying.
sean fitzgerald
But the thing is, is that prevents us from knowing information and noticing these patterns.
And it prevents the public from noticing these patterns.
Because if you go to the comments, the public comments, they'll tell you what's going on.
It's young black men mostly stealing.
And this has been happening all over.
elijah schaffer
This is new to me.
sean fitzgerald
Yeah, it's like how could you see it from there?
adam crigler
They were pretty far there.
sean fitzgerald
I couldn't even tell.
But like, Colin Flaherty is a guy.
I've been going through one of his books and he documents just thousands of instances of this.
And then he compares it to the reporting.
So like the other thing that they like to do is minimize the amount of people in these instances.
So if you get surrounded by like a group of 20 black teens, and it only works for black teens because anytime you can maximize white criminals or any other type of criminals, you do it.
And four of them assault you and but and the other ones only prevent you from leaving, you know, so they do participate in the assault.
The newspaper will only report the people that hit you.
So even though it was a group of 20 like in this operation and anybody who saw it will tell you that they'll minimize it.
So in this reporting right here, there could have been a much bigger operation.
There's definitely lower estimates, even though the video shows us what we can clearly see.
All right.
And by the way, people shame the people filming this.
They're like, you're snitching.
Like, why are you trying to help Louis Vuitton?
Like, no, it's, we can't live in a society that perpetuates theft.
Like, this is one of the reasons why people don't want to invest in the neighborhoods where these people live in.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
sean fitzgerald
So again, we cater to the worst elements of certain cultures that over time produces disparities.
And then the left labels the disparities that are caused by their softness on crime as systemic racism.
But like, who wants to invest in that neighborhood?
unidentified
Right.
sean fitzgerald
Nobody.
elijah schaffer
I don't want to.
adam crigler
That's a good point.
elijah schaffer
I know.
And look at that.
And I mean, look, even right now, Austin, Texas, we have here from Fox News.
It just came out that Austin, Texas police to stop responding to non-emergencies beginning today.
So it's like when it just comes to like theft and these things, they're not even going to respond.
adam crigler
They don't even care.
elijah schaffer
We had a bunch of break-ins where I live and they didn't even respond.
They were like, okay, well, we'll just call in a report.
And it was like, oh, they like stole cars.
And it's like, oh, well, we'll ride down the license plate and look for them.
adam crigler
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Oops.
adam crigler
Oops.
Are you, you know, is an imminent threat right now?
No?
All right, cool.
We'll call you back.
elijah schaffer
Dude, you know what?
adam crigler
Email us.
elijah schaffer
You know that's one of my insurance when they stole my cat converter out in front of the studio here.
And when I, the insurance was like, why don't you call the police?
And I was like, oh, they literally, Dallas police said they're not responding to vehicle break-ins and stuff.
And they're like, oh, really?
Okay.
And they like, and it wasn't even like, they didn't fight me on it.
They're just like, oh, yeah, I guess it sounds pretty normal.
It sounds pretty status quo that the police don't enforce the law anymore.
And I go, yeah, because obviously, if you look at some of the footage of who's breaking into the cars where I live, it's very inconvenient.
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Did you ever get him one?
savanah hernandez
I did not.
I did not.
unidentified
Bad Daughter Award.
adam crigler
And your dad is awesome too.
Like, come on.
elijah schaffer
Bad daughter.
savanah hernandez
I know.
I go and I shout out my dad on various shows.
So that's a good idea.
He's so supportive.
He is.
I love my dad.
He's the best.
adam crigler
And he super chatted me.
unidentified
He did.
He did.
savanah hernandez
Yeah.
adam crigler
I was like, yeah, that's awesome.
elijah schaffer
No, you know, okay.
And so I want to say this, though, obviously, just remind you guys that this is an audio-only podcast.
And that if you're listening online right now, that you can leave a five-star review on Apple Podcast Spotify.
I don't think you can, but Google Play anywhere else and we'll read at the end.
I did want to say how bad things are getting, though.
I want to play this video that, you know, it is now getting to the point that not only can you not receive patient care if you are not vaccinated.
I don't know if you've seen this.
I've had someone reach out in Canada.
They've been not allowed to get heart surgery because they're not vaccinated.
You can't get organ transplants because you're not vaccinated.
But now they're saying that nurses providing patient care that are unvaccinated is unethical.
Let's listen to this.
unidentified
So I shouldn't have to explain.
elijah schaffer
Why is in the shower now?
unidentified
It's not difficult for an unvaccinated nurse to be providing direct patient care, but I'm going to do it anyways.
A nurse who is eligible to take the vaccine but refuses to do so based on their personal views that are informed by misinformation is not providing ethical care in any context with any patient.
Because now that anti-vax nurse has allowed their personal views to influence the care that they are providing to their patient simply because they've thrown evidence-based practice out the window and they haven't been informing their views or their practice with the actual research behind these vaccines and they're putting their patients at risk.
So I shouldn't have to explain how it is unethical.
adam crigler
These videos piss me off so much.
These people that think that they're so knowledgeable about a subject that they can essentially just lecture out into the world as if there's someone to listen to.
I don't know who this guy is.
And they're talking about, he called her an anti-vax, the nurse that he's referring to, talking about whatever.
Anti-vax.
No, no, they're not anti-vax.
They're anti-mandate.
Everyone that I know that hasn't gotten it, there's like, I just don't want it for me.
And I'm against the mandates.
All right.
I'm not anti-vax.
All right.
If you're at risk, you should get it.
Right.
If you feel like you need it because you don't want the adverse effects of COVID and you don't think your body can handle it, you should get the vaccine.
But I don't want to be mandating anything to anyone.
You should want to get it.
But, you know, he's vilifying them.
You know, it's more same with the premiere of what he was doing.
It's making the people that are not getting the vaccine the enemies, really driving it home.
And this guy, first off, all I can hear is the water.
It's so distracting.
elijah schaffer
And the hospital haircut.
You know, it looks literally the Grinch lives at the tip of his hair.
adam crigler
Such a serious person to listen to and believe what he's saying.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's like, listen, I'm in a shower and I'm about to show you my balls.
But before I do that, let me just be a fucker and lecture you out of the shower.
So first of all, if you are trained medically, I'm in the shower, so I know more than you, and you should not be allowed to provide health care.
And that's where you get into the interesting thing is that's what this is all about is taking away people's rights to make money because they don't fall in line with the state.
And I know you're not, you're not even against the COVID vaccine at all.
sean fitzgerald
No, I would say get it, but I'm not trying to sell it on behalf of any of these companies.
unidentified
Right.
sean fitzgerald
And like, it's, first of all, that guy had the water running.
His hair was clearly not wet.
So like he just wanted the audio to be worse in his video unnecessarily.
That gives you a hint on how rude he is.
But my mom's a nurse.
She works in a hospital in New York.
She got the vaccine, but they're firing staff that last year were heroes because they were willing to work with bad equipment that they had to reuse.
They usually throw it out and replace it.
And now those same people who are willing to work are all of a sudden villains.
So we're firing them, which is creating a hospital staffing shortage.
And it's not just nurses.
It's also doctors and surgeons, like people who are irreplaceable at these hospitals are being fired because they don't want to take the vaccine.
And by the way, they're willing to risk it and getting COVID, even working with these COVID patients.
And somehow they're the villains.
Like it's ridiculous.
If you're, if like all the data, like these science nerds that are like, oh, get the vaccine and all that, it says it works.
It says your chances of being infected if you have it are incredibly low compared to the general population.
So like, why are all these people, I know that there's propaganda making them afraid, but why are all these people who are vaccinated more afraid than the unvaccinated population?
Remember, it's supposed to be a pandemic of the unvaccinated now, but they're freaking out, which is insane.
adam crigler
And they're all medical professionals.
These people understand medical papers.
They understand how to read this kind of stuff.
And they're in the industry.
Like you said, they were heroes last year, right?
So they've been around and probably are more informed on all of this stuff than most of the population.
And if they're not taking it, why?
elijah schaffer
Well, listen to this.
This is so crazy.
From ABC News, if you bring this up, this is just in October 6th.
More Americans have died from COVID-19 this year than from the virus in all of 2020, according to newly updated data from Johns Hopkins University.
adam crigler
How is that possible?
How is that possible?
elijah schaffer
I'm just saying as we've vaccinated, as the year of vaccinations, more people are dying this year.
It's not possible.
I think we're at over a half of the country has been exposed to at least or contracted because by the end of December 2020, it was one-third of Americans.
And if you use the same term, if you use the same spreading, especially with not being locked down, this is what's interesting about this.
So let's just say this, and I'm going to suggest this, and this is not medical advice, and I don't know if this is true.
But they do say, I was looking from Bloomberg, especially, and Wall Street Journal, I think, maybe not Wall Street Journal, that by December, about at least one-third of Americans had been exposed to COVID-19 or contracted it.
Like it had been, they had signs of the antibodies.
So if we're just going by that with the rate of transmission and adding in the fact that they've lifted lockdowns in a lot of places, it should be by now at least double that.
So it should be about two-thirds of Americans, which would actually explain naturally the reason why a lot of people don't have serious adverse effects because they've been previously infected.
And I know people have had Delta and Alpha, or I don't even know if they're real.
I have no idea anything.
I'm just going by what people are saying.
But there you go.
Let's just give it, let's give that to them.
But in the end, with all of this, I read this report and there's no way to explain anything about it that makes logical sense.
And everyone goes, oh, well, because more people died because they lifted the lockdown.
So I'm like, so if you're saying that, then you're saying the vaccines are not as effective as they say they are.
Or something else is being said here that I don't know.
I'm just saying like every explanation I saw for this, like, and that's not my explanation, just didn't, there was always some loophole where I'm like, okay, but if you're saying like, you're trying to make the argument that someone need to lock down, then you're making an argument against vaccines.
Then if you say, oh, it's because like the unvaccinated didn't get them, that just still doesn't make sense because everyone was unvaccinated the previous year.
And then it's like, oh, well, because of Delta, but Delta is less deadly than the previous versions.
And so everything was just like, I was sitting there going, I don't understand this.
I don't know what this is.
Someone explain it to me.
sean fitzgerald
How does it make sense mathematically?
Was it not at the end of 2020, like 400,000?
And is it not now currently in the 600,000 death range?
And according to like their estimates, because like mathematically, that's not possible.
What did they update it to?
Like half a million for just this year?
adam crigler
And the numbers themselves, this is what frustrates me.
In Illinois, if you were hit by a bus, that the governor came out and they were talking.
They brought a doctor out and said, this is, she's going to explain how we count COVID deaths.
And she goes, anyone that dies, anyone, if they had COVID, it was a COVID death.
And it doesn't matter how they died at all.
She said this.
This is, you can go look at it.
You know, it's like I was watching it live and my jaw hit the floor.
I'm like, that's insane.
You can get hit by a bus and that's one of the numbers.
So, and they're saying, well, we didn't, you know, it's a new thing.
We don't know.
So we just have to take all of the numbers into account.
And then you think about all the governors.
savanah hernandez
Did you see in Canada that they were telling people, if you don't want to get tested to confirm if you have COVID, we're just going to add you to the tally list?
adam crigler
No, no, no, it's worth it.
sean fitzgerald
If you say homesick, if you just, I'm not going to say that.
elijah schaffer
And then they said that that's not true, but they did say it.
So then they said it.
And then fact checkers said that's not true, but they said it.
I just have to, I have to just say that.
adam crigler
There's a video of her saying it live.
savanah hernandez
Like how it's like how this video Bill Gates comes out saying that the vaccine is going to lead to 10 to 15% less people, but then the fact checkers tell us what to think about what we just heard Bill Gates saying in a video.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and on top of that, it's like what's interesting is if you go to my screen here, I mean, this is just from Google.
So I'm just saying here, it's like, for instance, in Dallas County, if you do basic mathematics and you look at the amount of deaths per cases, you get about like 98.8% survival rate.
But what's interesting is, even if like, this is what I'm trying to use their information and it actually makes it make less sense because then they but they were saying that so many people had it.
They didn't even know they had it.
So if you add in, so let's just double this number, because if they're saying that, the more people just don't know they have it.
Also, if you take two-thirds of Dallas County, this number is way higher of cases right, you're talking in the 99.98 percent survival rate in terms of from their data, these are confirmed cases of people who went and got tested and showed positive, which means these probably people already showed symptoms, like pretty good symptoms.
If they're getting tested, they think I must have covet, i'm gonna get tested, probably.
But they're saying and i'm not saying they're saying right that all these people don't really have any symptoms and and not just asymptomatic carriers, but that they're.
Remember that was medical misinformation.
If you, if you fought that, you could delete it off of Youtube for a while.
If you said there were not asymptotes, asymptomatic carriers, you could get banned everywhere.
So they're saying that that that so many effing people like now two-thirds of Americans have had this.
So here's what two-thirds of Dallas County.
That's a f ton amount of people yeah, with 4 000 deaths.
That makes this insignificant in terms of even for an introductory disease and you're going and you're gonna start and now that that.
So that's why people don't want to get the vaccine, like that's why they don't want to because you look at the numbers and you go and you look at those numbers even.
This is why I say it's actually for someone like me, it's near a hundred percent survival rate, because when you look at, oh of the people that died and you break down with age and pre-existing conditions, it's not like 99, it's not not like one out of a hundred healthy people are dying from Covid, it's like one out of twenty thousand people that get it, that are healthy, that die.
And so it's like, actually i'm more likely to die from like a traffic accident in here in Texas as a young person and more likely to have complications from some things than other things.
adam crigler
Now do, now do heart disease, now do uh, you know, just obesity, people are dying from obesity.
sean fitzgerald
This is this is why the excess deaths are are the statistic that matters, because they control for all the other things that we would normally suspect to see, and there's certain things that are going to be down.
There was a lockdown, nobody was driving, so you have to control for the fact that there's less auto deaths.
adam crigler
What happened to the flu?
sean fitzgerald
But we yeah, that's.
But that's why you do the excess deaths, because some of these people would have died from the flu.
Some of these people would have died from this, that or the other.
But the pre-existing conditions is not a perfect measure, because there are people who had diabetes.
Covet was really bad for them, but they were like 45 years old.
They weren't going to die that year from diabetes, so that's not a perfect metric.
So when people throw out the six percent uh, only six percent of the people who died from covet only covet yeah, had only covet that's not a perfect measure of it.
You have to control for age and all that, but that's why you go to the excess deaths.
That's what the CDC uses, but they tell you like that's not their public numbers, but they do keep track of that in order to figure out what areas are under counting and what areas are over counting.
And when you look at that for last, Like the difference is around like 50 to 100,000 in the less direction.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
No, and that we don't say that on no, no, it's fine.
But all I want to say with all that is that is that I there is nothing more confusing than government narrative right now.
And that's the point is it's because it's the science is changing daily.
Look, I'm not making any medical claims and I'm not trying to.
I'm just saying I don't understand any of this data, not because I'm retarded in that way, but because the more that you look at it and you ask questions, the questions lead to other questions.
And it's like the circular reasoning that never makes sense.
Like I said, where it's like, oh, well, the deaths are up because the lockdowns are gone.
Okay, so then do the vaccines not work that well?
No, they work really well.
Okay, then how come the lockdowns affected that?
Well, because the unvaccinated are dying.
Well, then why would everyone was unvaccinated last year?
How would that change?
Oh, because the unvaccinated, yeah, because it's more deadly, but it's not more deadly.
And you're like, dude, okay, what the f are you talking about?
What's going on?
adam crigler
We need to protect the protected from the unprotected because the unprotected aren't protected from the yeah, I know, but like, this is my point.
elijah schaffer
Is that what I'm saying with this whole episode of like, I don't know what's going on.
adam crigler
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I don't know what we're going to do.
And I don't think it's going to be good long term.
I'm not rallying the army.
I just think bad things are going to happen sooner than later.
sean fitzgerald
Look, we just need to open up.
The vaccine's available.
adam crigler
Yeah.
sean fitzgerald
If you wanted to get it, you could have gotten it.
adam crigler
Right.
sean fitzgerald
There's nobody that it's not available to.
Everybody needs to calm down.
Just open it up.
People will assess their own risk.
Like, we're over.
adam crigler
That's it right there.
unidentified
Yeah.
adam crigler
They will assess their own risks.
Even if they are dying from being unvaccinated, isn't that not their right?
If the vaccine works, if it works, then the unvaccinated are only a threat to themselves.
And why?
Okay, fine.
So be it.
sean fitzgerald
Again, go to Joe Biden's angry speech about the vaccine.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
You know, I got to say this, though, as we obviously, as we wrap this up and as we talk about this, don't forget that you can watch these two amazing dudes on You Are Here, the nightly live show that just they were both on this week live.
You can watch those episodes, Blaze TV, listen online.
You can watch them as well on YouTube, Rumble, not Odyssey yet, but you can.
For people that want to find you guys, people want to follow you.
Adam, just plug yourself.
Where do people follow your show?
Where do they follow you on social media?
adam crigler
Sure.
Yeah.
You can follow me over on YouTube, The Krigler Show.
I do a nightly show from 6:30 Eastern Time till about 8.
And it's just different things about politics, space.
I do a lot of space stuff.
I love space.
I actually play music on Fridays as well.
I'm a musician.
I sing and play guitar live, and it's a lot of fun.
I have an amazing chat.
You can find me over on Twitter.
It's just my name, Adam Krigler.
And that's basically everywhere else.
I'm also on Gab, Minds.
I'm not on Gitter yet because I don't know if I can trust that platform yet.
elijah schaffer
I'll cover you with the people.
adam crigler
Okay, cool.
Yeah, maybe I can.
Are they?
All right.
I've heard both things, both sides of the story with Gitter.
But anyway, you can follow me.
I'm rather spicy on Twitter.
I tend to tone it down for my YouTube show because they're kind of, I don't know, authoritarian in what you can and cannot say.
But yeah, thank you for having me on.
I do want to say thank you also for doing that information about you said gab.com provides the PDFs for exemptions.
Like, that's pretty cool.
I really want to do that.
I didn't know that you did that.
That's pretty awesome.
And thank you for doing that because a lot of people are being taken advantage of, are being manipulated.
And it's good that there are options out there for people to work too.
unidentified
They work.
elijah schaffer
They're working for people.
I can guarantee this.
I obviously don't know your specific situation.
So I can't say like, this will.
Yo, War, because in the end, they could violate your constitutional rights.
But and it's also on good faith.
Don't lie.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, don't lie.
But honestly, now's the time.
Turn your life to God.
Give your life to God today, and there's your religious exemption.
I'm not joking.
Like, if you've been wondering, give your life to God, and he'll love you and seek you and find he's there for you.
And it's like, now it's never too late to turn to God and to get your religious exemption.
And I don't mean that to do that in a fake way to cheat the system.
I mean, a genuine faith will produce good works in your life, and you need you'll be a brighter light.
So maybe this is your time and your calling, and it took the vaccine to get you there, or maybe you don't care.
And maybe you got the vaccine and you were happy to get it.
That's your choice.
adam crigler
Yeah.
And then one more thing I want to, I got to plug it myself.
My coffee.
I don't know.
I don't know if you've ever tried my coffee.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever tried?
adam crigler
Have you tried Kriggle coffee yet?
elijah schaffer
I want to.
adam crigler
You do?
elijah schaffer
I want to try it.
unidentified
All right.
adam crigler
Well, good thing because I actually have a bag of Krigger coffee for you.
unidentified
Yes.
adam crigler
Here you go.
This is for you.
elijah schaffer
Thank you, Van Davis.
adam crigler
And then Savannah.
savanah hernandez
Oh, I get one too.
unidentified
I have another bag.
I'm so excited.
adam crigler
This is the catalyst.
I got you the Catalyst blend.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
savanah hernandez
Throw it to me.
elijah schaffer
It smells so good.
adam crigler
There it is.
I didn't know you were going to be here.
I probably wouldn't have brought you anything.
elijah schaffer
I'm not going to get a coffee to the Jews.
unidentified
No, I'm just kidding.
elijah schaffer
Not even a Jew.
savanah hernandez
It's like, oh, thank you, Adam.
elijah schaffer
I actually got you.
adam crigler
I got you guys some mugs as well.
Oh, I got some crisp.
I got a left-handed and a right-handed.
Are you left-handed?
unidentified
Okay, so quick.
adam crigler
This is the left-handed.
savanah hernandez
Sean's just sitting over here.
unidentified
Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
That is Lieutenant.
adam crigler
I'm like, so there.
sean fitzgerald
I'm like, damn, all that one's for you.
adam crigler
I'm not going to throw this.
savanah hernandez
Don't throw that.
unidentified
Don't throw that.
adam crigler
I'll give it to you in a little bit.
savanah hernandez
It's like Christmas, and Sean gets nothing.
adam crigler
My mom actually designed this.
sean fitzgerald
She drew this herself, which is weirdly just like Christmas.
unidentified
I'll actually use this on my set because I actually're left-handed.
elijah schaffer
So we got Kriggler Coffee.
We're going to at Krigler Coffee.
We also have Sean Fitzgerald from.
sean fitzgerald
I'm on youtube.com/slash actualjustice warrior.
Find me on my new Instagram, Instagram.com/slash actualjustice, and on Twitter at IamShawn90, spelled the traditional classic Irish way, S-E-A-N.
And I also got a stick of gum for you and Savannah.
A little low gum.
savanah hernandez
Nice.
elijah schaffer
That literally is half the budget for the show.
You don't understand.
I told you, they give us, I told that audience that, well, I just told everyone that they pay for the show $16 and a pack of trident gum.
They put it in an envelope and stick it in our fridge just to keep the money cool.
adam crigler
I had to walk here.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
savanah hernandez
We know.
We know.
elijah schaffer
No, anyway, as we say, we're going to end the show.
We like to read your reviews that Savannah picks out for you, and we love to read them and she loves to pick them.
We got a couple of five-star reviews here.
We have a review one from Ligma Balls.
Says, Elijah, you are simply the bestest, worstest show host.
Do not worry.
I have heard your cries.
I am a simp for you.
But from a distance and respectfully now that I am married with a child and you are married, love your wife.
She's awesome and gorgeous.
Heart.
I heard you like being mean too.
And to me, too, and I'm mean, but I'm kind of dumb.
So I don't know.
It's a tie between you and Steven Crowder.
You'd have to fight him a bit.
He's probably, he could probably beat the shit out of me to be completely honest.
He's a big guy.
Anyway, you and your team are amazing.
I'm also not a violent person.
So there's that.
I watch your show religiously.
I swear my daughter's first word is going to be COC.
Oh, no.
At least as long as she doesn't pole dance.
And I will throw confetti on her.
Anyways, you're amazing.
I'm a female, but simp for Sav because she's just so cute and wonderful.
And I love listening to her opinions and interjections.
She is awesome.
I love how I love how they, with women, it's your opinions, not your facts.
savanah hernandez
True, true.
elijah schaffer
True.
adam crigler
A lot of Sav's opinions are based in facts.
elijah schaffer
So her middle name is Fact.
Sav fact to her.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
We also have another review from G. Clef Ginger says, a true Elijah, as an older person, not all savvy to the newer culture.
I'm horrified and captivated by the discussions and I'm charmed by Savannah.
unidentified
Ooh.
adam crigler
It's wonderful.
elijah schaffer
Especially how she provides the beliefs.
It's really a show, unlike any other.
Just like the message of the biblical Elijah, the messages of slightly offensive into the decadent culture is you are obedient to a false god and is never there because he, she, it is forever stuck on the toilet talking, taking an eternal dump.
The world needs this clarion call.
I'm now going to take a shower.
Amen.
As long as you don't make a video about nurses while you're in there.
Anyway, make sure that you subscribe to the show everywhere that you can here on YouTube or anywhere else who watch this.
Don't forget to subscribe to Savannah's podcast, Rapid Fire.
She's back off her band from YouTube.
So you can find her at youtube.com, Sav says, I believe, as well.
And you can find us on all our social media below if you care to do so.
As I mentioned, the only place I can really interact with you guys in a consistent way is on Telegram.
We have a slightly offensive Telegram.
It's got about 8,000 members.
I use it to post dumb stuff and we talk.
So it's kind of a cool place to do so.
And it's free.
It doesn't cost you anything.
Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer, your top 17, 18, 19th host.
I have no idea anymore for the best word show on Blaze TV, slightly offensive.
We always end with some 8K graphics in everyone's faces, little explosions, give everyone a little explosions.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
There you go.
Have a great rest of the week and may God bless the United States of America.
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