Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Govern Me Harder, Daddy | Guest: Sydney Watson

July 30, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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Govern Me Harder, Daddy | Guest: Sydney Watson | Ep 175

Mask mandates are back, baby! And as America slowly slips into a second wave of lockdowns, we're looking at all the Americans who are not only excited that Daddy Government is dominating them, but want everyone to live under the exact same tyranny.

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	I'm wearing a mask because I have a helmet that has a HEPA filter up here.
	I'm siliconed in and the air gets forced with this battery pack in and out through the HEPA filter.
	You're making this up.
	Don't you just love it?
	All that silicone, that greasy, slippery, sloppy silicone all over the face, that forced air just being shoved right in your mouth.
	Govern me harder, daddy.
	Yeah.
	They love it.
	You've already lost it.
	They love, they love daddy government just slip-slopping, putting those pricks in their face and their arms.
	I mean, I don't know about you, Sidney.
	Maybe you're different than me.
	I've never loved a forced prick shoved right in my direction.
	I would have thought that you'd be a massive fan of the silicon.
	That's what, you know, you love that in and around your face, do you not?
	You know what?
	We all have our fetishes.
	The government is out of control.
	We have a lot to talk about today, including the fact that apparently in some Western countries, your baby is no longer your property.
	I didn't even know babies were ever property, but they don't belong to you.
	We're going to be talking about mask psychos, the insanity with the way the government is persecuting people on January 6th and not allowing Congress to check on them.
	And a lot more coming up on this episode of Slightly Offensive, the best, worst show on Blaze TV, where we always have 8K graphics.
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	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	I'm your top 17 host, or I was until he bumped me to number 18 on the website.
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	I am joined by the lovely and the beautiful Sidney Watson from the channel, which has a creatively named Sidney Watson.
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	So as we get into this, Sydney, we know that people love the government.
	People have always said, if you just get the jabs, the world's going to be okay.
	I just found out last night in my family chat.
	Believe it or not, guys, my family still talks to me.
	I know.
	What?
	How?
	God bless their soul.
	My older sister is no longer allowing anyone in her house that has not gotten their full double jabs of the COVID vaccine.
	We are not welcome any longer for the protection of her family.
	So, not only is it that if you haven't been vaccinated at all, you have to have had two of them.
	The full vaccination.
	Both jabs.
	What about the third one?
	No sex for me, unless it's a double condom.
	That's it, exactly.
	I mean, who knows, Elijah?
	You might get this one talking about the silicon thing.
	Oh, is that silicon or something made out of?
	I don't know.
	Savannah?
	I don't know.
	Don't ask me.
	Savannah, you have a lot of history with condoms.
	We have put condoms on carrots on this show.
	I didn't look at the ingredients list.
	My bad, guys.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	But, okay, but she's saying that now.
	And this is where we're at: is that the government now matters more than family relationships.
	I don't know what to think about it.
	Well, I mean, I don't want to shade your sister at all because we've never met.
	I don't know anything about her.
	But I mean, like, if you're vaccinating your child, you're like newborn baby, I'm not really sure what to say about this whole thing.
	I don't think they can yet.
	I think that's the key thing is that their baby is not vaccinated because they're not allowed to due to the CDC or whatever recommendations.
	Because that's the question.
	100%, yes.
	I mean, this is untested on children.
	I mean, it's reasonably untested on people as well.
	Let's be real.
	None of the testing phases are actually over as yet, the clinical trials.
	I don't understand this like double vax thing because where does it stop?
	I mean, like, will there be a third vax?
	Will there be a fourth one?
	I was even reading on Twitter today that people are like, you know, I'll keep getting them until the government tells me not to.
	And it's like, do you think independently?
	Have you ever had an independent thought?
	What thought has ever crossed your mind that you weren't like, oh, the government or an institution told me to think this way?
	But I love, I love my sister, and I'm not talking crap on her.
	That's her life and her family.
	But I did bring up an interesting point, not to get a little bit too based for the basement here, the broom closet, but I said, I was like, I replied back at the family chat and I was like, oh yeah, I totally get it.
	Like making decisions that make you look bad for the protection of your own environment, almost like not wanting to live around certain kinds of people because you want your kids to be safe or, I don't know, wanting your neighborhoods to be cleansed.
	I mean, this is the kind of rhetoric we've seen from people who are racist.
	We've seen from people who, you know, don't like black people.
	We've seen this from, I don't know, that guy with the funny mustache that, you know, did a couple bad things back in the 40s.
	I mean, a lot of people have made a lot of fundamentally horrible decisions based off of safety for their friends and their family by making people the other and then beginning to exclude them.
	And I'm being serious.
	When I say govern me harder, daddy, I am talking about the fact that in my own world, in my own life, I am starting to see that people trust the government not only more than God, not only more than reality, but they are willing to take the government's direction against who?
	Their own family members, even someone who has a background in this field.
	It's like, this is actually getting down to the matter of it is breaking up and it is tearing apart families.
	Yeah, well, I don't know why this would be shocking to anybody because this has been going on since, well, the beginning of human civilization, I guess.
	But I mean, I always, I mean, did you see that photo?
	I don't know if people did see this photo that was circulating from Canada where they had unvaccinated and vaccinated ways to get into the airport.
	I mean, like, so, so yeah, it's happening in your own family, but then think about like the wider ramifications of these sort of things where you actually, like you said, you have other groups, these people who have been othered.
	And I never thought I'd be using university terminology here, but that's basically what it is.
	It's the othering of the unvaccinated population in society who, mind you, it makes total sense to me to not get a vaccine for a virus that has a 99.198% survival rate.
	Like it's just absurd.
	Have you ever gotten the flu vaccine, Elijah?
	When I was like four.
	Okay, but as an adult, have you ever gotten the flu vaccine?
	No, because I don't do stupid shit.
	Exactly.
	I mean, same.
	It's like, why would I get a vaccine for this?
	Why would I get double vaccinated or triple vaccinated for this when the survival rate is so high does not affect people in our age bracket or even the people?
	I mean, really, it's affecting people that are what, like 85 plus?
	Yeah, do you know right now?
	So I have the picture up on the screen you're referring to from the airport in Canada where on the left side for our blind viewers, aka our podcast listeners, there's a left side for unvaccinated passengers and then a right side for fully vaccinated passengers.
	Yes.
	And from my understanding of what I'm seeing, I mean, it doesn't look like anybody's even there, but we've begun to treat people and create a segregated society.
	And people are so stoked about it.
	It's like, shove your fist up my government.
	I'm feeling like I'm going for it, right?
	If you really want to be frustrated, go and read the rhetoric coming out of Australia about this, particularly Melbourne's, where I'm from.
	Because just by the way, this picture looks like Bunnings.
	Aussies will understand what that means.
	That's our version of Home Depot.
	It looks like a Bunnings warehouse to me.
	Anyway, so Aussies, the rhetoric that's coming out of the country right now is they're basically just like, yes, effectively you saying govern me harder, daddy.
	They would probably wear shirts saying that.
	Look at the colors.
	Look at this.
	Look at the news 1130.
	I think this has to be Canadian news, I'm pretty sure, or something to that regard.
	But I love how they have like the queer flag and the black people.
	I mean, everyone's been cucked out for this far-left propaganda to the point where no one even is able to think for themselves.
	Nobody has any type of self-awareness.
	And it's so sad because, like, and I'm not saying my sister doesn't.
	I think she's trying to make the best decisions for her family.
	I think a lot of these people have good intentions, but it's just sad how much people that you even love fall to the propaganda that it's like they're living in fear enough to jeopardize and sacrifice relationships with their own family members because, you know, some bureaucrat who doesn't give a about them, doesn't care about the family at all, only cares about Agenda 2030, bringing world government, this unification process of the planet, that they have decided that this is how you should live.
	And it's like, all right, well, fine.
	I'm just going to crush, I don't know, six to ten thousand years of human civilization because some woman named Jackie Chen told me that this is what I should do with my life.
	Right.
	Okay, Jackie.
	Yeah, well, exactly.
	I think the thing that bothers me so much about this is that not enough people are questioning.
	And I think the problem is that once people like you and me and then the extended, you know, extended population of society starts distrusting government institutions, that's when things get really yuck.
	Jesse Kelly actually said that today, and I think that's a really good point.
	Where once you do start distrusting the government to the extent that people like you and I do, it's all downhill from there.
	Yeah, and this is the point.
	What I was saying earlier is in the, I think this is actually in the UK, Savannah.
	Is this in the UK with the baby and the property thing?
	Yeah, I believe it is in the UK.
	Okay, so I know that a mother didn't want her baby to be tested for COVID because they stick a long stick down the kid's nostril airway.
	It's awful.
	And it's horrible.
	I've had it done to myself.
	And, you know, maybe I'll do it.
	Did you do it yourself?
	Yeah, I made them put a belt around my neck and choke me while they did it.
	Yeah.
	And just like getting deeper.
	Actually, I'm not even joking.
	When they did it to me, they put it in there.
	The guy was like, how did that feel?
	And I was like, am I supposed to say I didn't like it?
	You were like, yeah.
	I know.
	I know.
	When I stick a long thing down someone's throat, it's called rape.
	When they do it, it's called public safety.
	Okay.
	Looks like the tables turned, have they now?
	But we have this video where the nurses are basically saying, like, look, you don't have the right over your own child's health care.
	This is why we don't want government healthcare.
	Let's go ahead and play that clip.
	I don't know if there's sound, but let's roll it.
	So you will, while the baby's in your abdomen.
	So you're saying once the baby comes out, it's not my property no more.
	Yes, it is like a birthday.
	Okay, Stacey, I'm just trying to explain people.
	Well, you're not helping me.
	You see what you're doing?
	Right, now you're gonna stop.
	Now you're stressing.
	I'm not gonna stop you now because I want to hear no more of it.
	Okay, well, it's just my duty.
	Yes, and you don't, Janine, because you told me about five bloody times, and I'm sick of hearing it.
	I don't need the stress.
	Once again, oh, look, you're stressing me out.
	I haven't leaked all day.
	Now I'm leaking.
	Do you really think I need this COVID when I've got a risk of losing my baby or possibly something like that?
	Exactly.
	You're more worried about the COVID than the baby.
	No, but it's COVID.
	So now I'm already out there now because this is pissed me off.
	You care more about COVID than the baby.
	It hasn't become about caring about people.
	It's become caring about the agenda.
	Yeah.
	The COVID agenda.
	Which is, if you go to my screen here real fast, did you see this?
	Despite a 75% vaccination rate, now I have to use, I'm going to trust this translation because I don't know if you know this.
	I don't speak.
	Do they speak Icelandish in Iceland or Finnish?
	What do they speak?
	Icelandic.
	Okay, Icelandic.
	Yeah, I think.
	But apparently, according to Michael Sanger, despite 75% vaccination rate, this article from Segir Techmenikar Gedavaranov Nistru, I don't know how to say it.
	Iceland's top epidemiologist.
	Oh, that was great.
	I think that's a really, really great pronunciation there, Elijah.
	Iceland's top epidemiologist agrees that restrictions may be required for the next five, 10 to 15 years because God knows, because it's about not about us.
	It's not about our lives.
	It's about just this COVID agenda because it's given them the power to do, you know, which this is what people don't understand.
	While everyone's arguing about whether we should or shouldn't wear masks, whether we should or shouldn't shut down, whether the Delta variant is really affecting people the way that they claim it is, they are using our distraction to pull so much financially in the world right now, liquidating assets, moving and transferring wealth from the lower class and the middle class to the upper class, removing hard monetary cash from our society, making us cashless.
	They are doing computer monitoring systems.
	They're creating databases for people with tech companies that resist the government.
	I mean, they're centralizing power, removing autonomy, taking away financial freedom, burdening the middle class, and making the upper class richer while we're all like, I don't want to wear a mask.
	And they're like, haha, F you.
	We just took over the world.
	Yep.
	No, but it's always been that way.
	They distract the broader population by doing all of these, I don't know, arbitrary random things that they know is going to divide people because like, let's be real, like, we're arguing with the left about freaking mask mandates.
	Well, like you said, like I just watched a video the other day.
	Again, I don't know how many people have seen this.
	And I've always been one of those people that's like, no, this is garbage.
	Like these, you know, we'll tattoo you and then we can scan you and whatever.
	No, I've always been like, meh, skeptical.
	But I watched this thing the other day where bloody Google and this other organization called DAPA, DARPA, something like that, have created a pill that you can take or drink that you can take that literally like makes you trackable.
	It's like an ID pill.
	And this is a thing where someone who literally worked at Google is talking about this.
	And I know there are some people who think this sort of stuff is great.
	And I'm going, why are we not talking about this?
	We're talking about freaking mask mandates.
	This is absurd.
	These crazy things are happening.
	It's a privately funded social credit system.
	Like we have PayPal, you know, pairing up with the ADL to decide that if you're an anti-Semite, then you can't, you can't use their payment processor companies.
	And there's a lot of people with Wells Fargo, with Chase Bank that are getting their accounts shut down because they have been called hateful organizations.
	There's an organization that just wants mothers in the home that's been called a hateful organization by the SPLC and lost their ability to bank in the U.S. just simply because they were advocating against like women working and having abortions and actually raising their kids and staying home.
	Meanwhile, the what Catholic charities of USA as they're called are renting out entire hotels for illegal immigrants to stay in and that stuff is perfectly fine.
	They still get a bloody tax exemption.
	Where meanwhile, people are standing up for traditional values and people are like, nah, just kidding.
	Yeah, when Catholic churches and stuff become SJW powerhouses.
	I don't know.
	And it's kind of strange because for people who don't know, the story that we're talking about is basically in an area called La Jolla, which is in Texas, which is a border town, very little.
	There was an entire hotel that was rented out for illegal immigrants by this Catholic organization that's a charity.
	And they all have COVID.
	All these people are super sick.
	Now, obviously, if you're the government, one would think that you would be concerned about that because realistically, they're shutting all of our states down, making American citizens basically participate in this nonsense and these lockdowns and things, but won't do it for illegals.
	And the thing that really disturbs me and I think that occurred to me about this, this Catholic charities thing is I think, who's funding you?
	And it's probably the cartel because this is probably like a human trafficking thing.
	Yeah, I didn't even think about that.
	It could be the cartels donating to disrupt the southern border.
	Also, it could be just like Soros, could be billionaires.
	It could be China.
	I mean, who's donating?
	Who's spending money to bring in COVID-infected illegal aliens into our country?
	It doesn't serve national security interests.
	It doesn't help the nation anyway.
	It's intentionally disruptive.
	Exactly.
	It's an act of war.
	Yep.
	And then I think to myself, too, I mean, initially, I was like, I wanted to galvanize my audience to basically go after this charity because you're doing something that's like super illegal that's actually hurting American citizens.
	But then I was like, actually, I don't want to mess with their cartel and end up like nailed to a tree.
	I'm good.
	Yeah, I think we'll stop.
	Nailed the side of a different story.
	Short of being nailed to a tree.
	But like you mentioned with people being insane is people have been so cocked into this absolute nonsense of where they I'm going to say this.
	People talk about women and their studies about women having like rape fantasies or different things like that.
	People talk about this stuff.
	Now, a lot of people argue that that's not true and that they argue against that.
	Now I want to take things a step further and say that's irrelevant to me.
	I don't want to talk about that actually because who cares?
	What I did realize is that people enjoy being psychologically raped by the government and they want it for other people.
	Okay.
	And this is not, I'm being honest.
	They love being violated.
	Their bodies, their minds.
	And when I say, when you guys say, hey, Elijah, that is, that is where Media Matters comes and goes, well, I just said the government rapes you.
	Have you?
	China was literally probing people's buttholes with like sticks.
	That was a, that was a conversation.
	I should have remembered that?
	It's not funny.
	But do you remember that, Savannah?
	That was a conversation in America whether or not we should all stick Q-tips up our butts.
	Well, do you remember too how they were like, well, also Chinese officials accidentally annually swabbed people and they didn't have to.
	Sorry, America.
	That's like, oh, you're a straight guy.
	Did you stick something up your butt?
	Accidentally?
	It was, oh, I slipped them.
	I don't really want to.
	I feel like they're getting trolled on this like huge level by all these other countries.
	And America's just like, you know, America honestly is like basically bending over and saying, yeah, govern me harder, daddy.
	So like China.
	If you say that a little slower and a little better, you're going to make so many of our male viewers just like.
	Govern me harder, daddy.
	Oh, shit.
	The simps are going to love this episode.
	Good lord.
	We can't make Sav do it or else we're going to have govern me harder daddy t-shirts.
	Absolutely not.
	But anyways, no, to Sid's point, though, yeah, America is a laughing stock internationally, and it's clear to see why.
	Like, look at how we've handled this entire situation with the mask mandates, with everything going on.
	Gosh, I started doing this thing, Sid, where I read liberal threads of like pro-vax people, like who's ready for their third jab?
	And the comments are like, so Pfizer is making billions of dollars off this vaccination, and that's kind of like suspect to me, but also I'm going to get a third jab because the CEO told me to.
	No, and this is go to the page here.
	Go to my screen.
	You have people like Matthew Iglesias, who we will rip into his appearance in a second because we're petty like that on the show.
	But he's like, a good alternative to indoor mask mandates would have been a system of whispers, vaccine passports, where you show your vaxxed QR code on entry.
	And if you don't have one or don't want to participate, they strap on an N95 on your face.
	Okay, so now we're talking about strap-ons again.
	We're here.
	I'm telling you, the sexual references in this episode will not go unnoticed.
	For those of you guys that don't want to notice them, I will point them out to you.
	They want the government to put a strap on you and they want it to be an N95 and put it on your face, which is weird because I don't think that's where those usually go.
	But if they like it like that, it's a free country.
	He's like, goes on to say, he digs his grave even more.
	He says, you get on a plane with your passport and you ride mask-free.
	No passport.
	You can fly, but you're masked the whole way.
	No drinks, no snacks, just steel air and dreams of ivermectin.
	Essentially, what he says if you don't have a passport is the current experience on every American airline flight nationally.
	Yeah, it's like, we're already in the middle of that.
	They're like, do you want a drink?
	And they like purposely forget you now and they don't even offer you anything.
	And they're such jerks as well.
	I mean, like, I've always had like a bit of sympathy for flight attendants because, I mean, that seems like a difficult job, especially with people being drunk and crazy.
	But I mean, they're like, they're like Nazis now about everything.
	But have you guys seen, have you guys seen how they have the drink orders on their mask and you can't say what you want?
	You have to like do the number.
	No.
	It's like, oh, yeah, what is happening?
	Did we like, is everybody stoned?
	What is happening?
	I'm so high every day and I'm not even using drugs.
	You know what?
	I'm at a point, and I'm sorry, Saab, you're going to have to bleep this, but I'm at a point where I need a stronger word than foo.
	Like, I really am because I'm just like.
	There's just it.
	That's it.
	I don't swear on podcasts and things, but I'm just going to say it.
	You're allowed to.
	I feel like that's a fair response to what's happening right now.
	I just, I like, I try not to swear as a general rule.
	I don't think it advances many of my agendas and ideas and opinions.
	Seriously, I'm at a point where I'm just like, just fling me into the volcano.
	No, but look at this.
	And I just pointed out, they always look like this.
	Like, this is just the people that want to be governed harder just look like this.
	And it's not even a slight.
	It's not even mean.
	They just always are a guy in his 30s, usually late 20s, early 30s.
	You can just tell he's sad.
	He's never happy.
	Never happy.
	Never smiling.
	I don't know what's under the hat.
	Yeah.
	Never smiling.
	He probably could use some keeps.
	He probably could use some keeps.
	I would say probably.
	No, but just never happy, never well groomed.
	No.
	Just kind of standing there.
	He's the sort of person to follow you around the shopping center and say, have you been vaccinated?
	I mean, this is this guy.
	I would run from you if I saw you in the street, my guy.
	I would not let my children near you.
	Yeah, I'm not even joking.
	And if you go to his post, what you mentioned earlier about the alarming rates of the comments is like, I don't disagree, but what's the enforcement mechanism?
	Make flight attendants physically restrain passengers?
	It's like, no, we're not, we're not passengers because you are what you eat and we're not doing that.
	But I will say this.
	I will say this.
	That was a joke, guys.
	That was a sexual job.
	Does Ingrid have a picture of Jen Saki as her profile picture?
	Is that just her?
	Is that just a Jen Saki lookalike?
	I think that all red-headed white women just look very similar.
	Ma'am, you look like you should have a job at the White House.
	No, but okay, this is ridiculous.
	And this is what we get into.
	And I got to tell you something, is that the world is crazy.
	And we are in a position where, again, you don't have control over a lot and you don't know what's happening.
	Everybody wants to control your health, but you are the person that should be in control of your own destiny.
	You should be in control of your own body.
	You should be in control of your own future, which is why I got to talk to you about safetynet.club.
	Now, a lot of us, about 50% of us, have horrible insurance plans.
	Even if our employers give it to us, they don't actually care about us.
	They don't really care about our health and safety.
	That's why the deductibles are high.
	In fact, you might even find that if you go to the emergency, which is 99% of the time, I think, when you actually have a problem, you go to urgent care or emergency room.
	Even if you have insurance, you left with a big fat freaking bill.
	Also, on top of that, accidents happen.
	People lose limbs, people lose eyes, they even die.
	And I find people giving those like GoFundMes all the time, like, please raise money to help pay a funeral.
	And it's really sad because you can't determine when you're going to die.
	You can try to prevent it.
	But, you know, we are always left in these crazy situations.
	We don't have control over our own destinies, which is why you need to be a part of a safety net club.
	Now, the safety net club helps provide people to build financial resilience, to work to increase their preparedness financially for anything that might come their way in an affordable way.
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	So I don't know if you saw about this, but it's been getting a lot worse.
	The crackdown on the government has happened to where the government can't even agree with itself.
	This man's name's Kangmin Lee.
	I think I probably butchered that, but that's what you do when you're a white person.
	You don't know how to pronounce these things.
	Names are hard.
	But Kangmin Lee was bringing up the fact that Capitol Police were set to arrest house staffers who defy Pelosi's mask mandate, but stealing under $950 in California won't get you arrested.
	What kind of upside down world is this?
	We're not wearing a mask to get you arrested, but theft doesn't.
	That's what I'm saying is weird about the government is it's like black people.
	Let's talk about the blacks.
	They're like, oh, the government's so bad.
	It's like they enslaved us.
	And then it's like, oh, but let's vote for the big government party that is literally the ones who enslaved us.
	And people are like, oh my gosh, California is such a wreck and taxes are too high.
	People can steal.
	You know, it's decriminalized to infect people with HIV.
	You can now in San Francisco, they're lobbying so you can have sex with minors.
	I mean, that's what's going on there.
	Well, how could this world be so messed up?
	Let's keep voting for the people that are making these laws and these rules.
	And it's like, it's so backwards that even in, do you know this?
	In the Capitol building, the House chamber has these rules, the side of the house, and the Senate doesn't.
	So if you cross a line in the building, you can take your mask off because one half of the building has a mask mandate and the other one doesn't.
	And that's how like confusing all this is.
	The government can't even have a simple rule for the same building.
	They have different rules in different parts of their building.
	I'm going to just suggest this.
	This is just a thought.
	Maybe, Elijah, all of this is arbitrary.
	I'm just a thought, just thinking out loud.
	Maybe it's just that they actually have no idea what the hell is actually happening and what's going on.
	And so they just make up these rules for no reason and then randomly apply them.
	Because that's kind of how it's feeling.
	I feel like I'm like heading like further towards anarchy every single day.
	And I don't know how to, I don't know what to make of that.
	What is, what's going on?
	I feel like I'm an anarchist as well.
	It's happening, right?
	Where you just go, like the government can actually just like fling itself into a volcano and I'm fine with it.
	I want it to implode.
	Yeah.
	I really like, I know that the days of small government are basically behind us because there's too many people.
	And how does one govern a population this size of, you know, 350 million plus illegals, plus all of the COVID-infected illegals.
	So I just go like, yeah, I get it.
	Like to an a large extent, I want small government.
	How that would work.
	I have no bloody idea.
	But it's like, I just want government to go the like absolute away.
	I want them out of my life.
	And I don't understand how so many people are okay with them participating so actively and heavily in their lives.
	I mean, everything they do is arbitrary.
	I look at half the crap going on back home in Australia and I just think like, what?
	Who is making these decisions?
	Who?
	How?
	How do we arrive at these random bloody conclusions?
	I'm serious.
	I just, I'm like, let me govern.
	Let me be the supreme overlord.
	I'll fix everything.
	I have a call.
	It's the base department.
	And they said that your, your secret and shadow calls for an authoritarian takeover are warmly welcomed here in this country.
	Thank you.
	I'll relay the message to her.
	No, but it's like, I, yeah, I'm with you.
	This is why revolutions happen.
	This is why the French went crazy and overthrew the monarchy.
	This is why the Russians went crazy and overthrew the monarchy.
	I mean, obviously that didn't work out for them because they ended up with like, you know, a zillion years of bloody like communism and stuff and a lot of people died.
	But whatever.
	This is how you end up with revolutions because people go, the system doesn't work.
	The elites do not give a single about me.
	I'm going to go, I'm going to rage.
	Right.
	Which is why I know that two of these shows a week is not enough to actually break in and break down what's going on in the world.
	And nobody's really telling the truth.
	And I know that you have your shows that come out about once a week on your channel, Sidney Watson, and you know it's not enough.
	And I know we sat together, we talked for the last two years.
	You and I have sat down together.
	Literally, and we have said two years.
	We've talked about what we said, Sydney, you believe what I believe.
	And you know what I know.
	And as the world becomes more comfortable with us being more honest to the world about what's really going on, we need to find a way to link together and we need to give more truth every single day.
	We're like, is it a radio show?
	What are we going to do?
	Which is why I know that you and I have come together and I'm like, this is like totally a, this is a soft launch because this is going to happen soon.
	I'll give a date.
	But you and I finally got together, pitched an idea, and we're like, let's make a show together five days a week.
	Let's make it live.
	Let's make it hardcore.
	Let's get into everything about society and culture, not just boring politics, but let's give the true critique.
	We know there's anti-white racism.
	We know that the Hollywood is full of a bunch of pedos.
	We know that the markets are rigged against us like on Robin Hood.
	It's so stupid that even crypto is unstable, but it's still interesting.
	And we're like, somebody's just got to come with a fresh perspective that's not a milquetoast fence sitter and actually bring the real truth every night without being censored on TV by the FCC.
	So what the hell did we do?
	Guys, we decided that we're going to do a show five days a week live with a huge freaking budget and a lot of camera crews and bring people in.
	And we're going to just, we're going to just freaking go and do it.
	And our new puppy, he'll be the mascot.
	Yeah, and he'll be the mascot.
	He will be the mascot.
	And believe it or not, we have a new show launching.
	It's called You Are Here.
	And it's actually short for yeah, which is like, yeah, that's where we're at.
	So it's like, yeah, it's where we're at.
	And the reason why I call it You Are Here is because it's just like, look, no matter what the hell's going on today, this is where we're at.
	And we've got to figure out what the hell's going on and make sense of it.
	And not in no bull kind of way.
	We've got to really go on this.
	We've got full creative control of the show.
	I am so freaking excited.
	We have a link in the description.
	We are going to start bringing subscribers in now.
	So get subscribed.
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	It's supposed to launch in August.
	And so that's going to happen.
	And we've been just given, we can say whatever the hell we want.
	Yeah, basically.
	I mean, just to be clear, everybody, if you subscribe to the new channel, a fairy will get its wings every single time you do.
	And then my puppy will also eat less of my furniture.
	It's every single time.
	And she'll say govern me harder, daddy, one more time.
	I'll say every new subscriber, I'll just make a loop of just govern me harder, daddy.
	Yeah, it's so uncomfortable for me because she's my friend.
	I know.
	I'm like, you know, one of Elijah was one of my first friends in the political, the political realm.
	And so, yeah, I can see how that could be awkward.
	Because it's probably your wife, because your wife is probably at home just like, this lady, you're going to get away.
	Oh, believe me, I am the authoritarian governor of my house.
	And believe me, my subject calls me daddy.
	But anyway, please subscribe to that guys.
	It's huge.
	It's huge.
	I'm not even lying.
	It is so cool.
	We actually, we're not getting a broom closet set.
	We have a real proper television set that is being lit right now.
	And it is going to be lit.
	And I'm so excited about it with the crew and everything.
	And I'm just, it's going to be a big deal.
	And we're going to take over.
	We're going to go.
	We've got some, we've got some really neat ideas.
	I feel like Elijah and I really, you and I really sat down and talked about this a lot, a lot, a lot.
	I can't even stress that enough.
	And so we want this to be super interesting and nitty and gritty because not a lot of people do that.
	And also, you know, culturally relevant too, because a lot of, you know, political commentators, particularly on the right, are not super well equipped to talk about cultural stuff.
	So yeah, I'm excited.
	Oh, I am.
	I look forward to you yelling at randoms.
	This is going to be great.
	I'm going to be very, very much yelling at randoms.
	My computer is glitching out here.
	I was trying to open something up here.
	I was going to say that the problem is, is we're in a place where I wrote this today about the government, though, and why we need to continue to talk about this is if they go harder, we're going to put more, inject more money, more time, more effort into exposing their madness, not only in the studio, but on the streets as well.
	I wrote today that, you know, this is true.
	You know, there's a huge problem with the current regime.
	AKA, they know there's a huge problem because, number one, you're not allowed to question their election.
	That's a huge freaking problem.
	The Justice Department today warned against audits of the election.
	Imagine a government that's so secure in their election that they're scared of you questioning it.
	As if you had something to hide.
	It's like, baby, I am so honest with you in my text messages.
	You are not allowed to read them.
	My conversations with women are so pure.
	Don't ever go into those threads.
	It's like, oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
	There are some Tatas in there, I'm sure, a couple of those that you don't want me to see.
	Now, I'm just going to go into that and say, you know, that they're hiding.
	I said, also, this is even weirder.
	We've had a, I want to remind the audience, we've had to have fact-checkers remind the public that he's not a hologram.
	Do you remember that?
	When?
	They had a fact-check.
	There was a video going around that claimed that Joe Biden's a hologram.
	And they had to have a national campaign and Twitter put it to the top, like paid spot to make sure the public knew the president was not a computer-generated image.
	Like, that's where the regime is at.
	The regime is at a point where people think maybe he's not even an actual human.
	Well, I mean, sometimes the stuff he says, I wonder if he's just glitching out, if he's short-circuiting, something's gone wrong.
	It's not good.
	No, not at all.
	It's embarrassing.
	It's one thing to say, like, oh, the president is like a Russian agent.
	But being like, this is like, hey, the president is there because of a foreign country.
	And then it's like, the president is there because of an algorithm.
	Yeah, exactly.
	He's actually like transmitting from his basement.
	So that, I mean, that would make more sense.
	Yeah, do you also remember this?
	That two times this week, Biden had to clarify that he doesn't suck the blood of children.
	Twice in a week?
	Like, I understand one time you're like, hey, guys, there's rumors going around I suck kids' blood.
	Not happening.
	And then a few days later, you're like, also, just in case you weren't convinced, I'm for sure not sucking the blood of children.
	I might collect it in little vials and keep it in my house, but I'm definitely not sucking it directly from them.
	Like, I mean, but where are we at as a nation?
	And like, this is what's happening is that the government also has gone rogue in the fact that they've become a regime.
	And I call them a regime.
	Matt Gates and Marjorie Taylor Greene went to go visit and have a meeting with a supervisor regarding the state of the political prisoners that are being persecuted in prisons for, I would remind you, like one man being put in the hole for eight months for simply trespassing, no violent crimes.
	The court said no violent crimes committed, nothing dangerous.
	He got put in the hole.
	They showed up to meet with the supervisor and the government locked out the government.
	They locked out sitting members of Congress from meeting with the supervisor.
	Watch this footage.
	What if I put the mask on?
	Yeah, true.
	Put your mask on.
	Oh, let's see if you lock him out too.
	I'm an attorney here to see a client.
	Oh, that is disgusting.
	And they have locked him for help from seeing a sentence.
	This is ridiculous.
	We have our masks on.
	Everyone here has their masks on.
	We're exactly the other side.
	And currently, the doors locked.
	We're just here to ask questions.
	And now they've locked the door and have not given us access.
	So this was apparently a bait and switch.
	We are here just to speak to a supervisor.
	And when the supervisor came out and we came out to have that discussion, they literally ran behind us and locked the doors so that everybody would have the opportunity to present all that deprecation in secret review.
	This is a rare time under this administration where prison is used to lock people out instead of lock people in.
	Yeah, so we've gotten to the point in the position you saw that these are sitting members of Congress with an attorney that are asking to see a client and are going and are being locked out of the prison because specifically these are not just prisoners.
	These are political prisoners.
	They're being used as pawns, and you're not allowed to see what's actually going on inside because what is happening is, and I've gotten reports from the inside, you know, they're not allowed to exercise.
	Do you know this?
	They're not letting them exercise.
	I think we have seen the same information.
	23 hours a day in the hole for trespassing, not allowed to exercise, not allowed to see anybody.
	They're not given any books.
	They're just told to sit in squalor.
	They're not given a proper blanket and they're being nope.
	And they're being given not even meat.
	They're giving them soy products so that they're having deficiencies in their muscles and they're developing pain and disease.
	And that's how they're being treated as total prisoners of war of what's going on.
	The government has decided that COVID is an issue and they're acting.
	First of all, we know that the regime is not real.
	So we know Biden's not actually, you know, he's the, what is it called, the certified president, but not the duly elected president.
	There's a big difference in that.
	So he is certified and I would never tell the censors that, yeah, he for sure is the president, but it doesn't mean he's our president.
	It doesn't mean we put him in office.
	It just means he got there.
	And legally, theoretically, yes, through illegal means.
	I mean, it's just, and it's fine.
	And it's like, you know, you can censor me for that, but I didn't say anything.
	I just, you know, he is what he is.
	And he's there.
	And he knows that we know that.
	And people are pissed.
	So they're rising up.
	And these are not white supremacists.
	These are not three percenters.
	These are not, you know, proud boys or whatever bull concocted today.
	These are just normal Americans who are like, hey, this is not okay.
	You guys have totally changed the election process and rigged it against the populace.
	You guys have absolutely come in and you have, you have, you have not done anything in the country to stop Black Lives Matter.
	Trump, if there's anyone that would have treated Black Lives Matter people horribly, it would have been Trump.
	And he treated them fairly, too fairly.
	He should have actually rounded them up with the military, I believe so, and actually went in and like did his job.
	And now they're saying, well, now, you know what?
	Now we're in power.
	We're going to persecute you guys.
	We're going to destroy you.
	And anybody who resists this regime, we're going to lock you up.
	We're going to put you in prison.
	And even if members of our own government come to see you, if they're from the wrong party, we're not going to let them in.
	We're going to let people know we're in power.
	We're in control.
	There's nothing you can do about it.
	Yeah, I mean, this stuff enrages me.
	I hadn't seen that video.
	So seeing that for the first time, like every time you introduce me to this stuff on this show, I just want to cry because I just, I have these like visceral reactions that I'm sure other people do as well, where I can't help but think how messed up it is that these people are sitting in prison cells in basically isolation.
	And for anybody who's ever, you know, researched isolation in prison, it makes you insane.
	Like absolutely.
	It absolutely breaks you down and destroys you.
	That's the point of it.
	And to do this to people, but also, by the same token, to not do it to people who are burning down cities, a lot of people need to understand that Antifa and Black Lives Matter, people who are legitimately looting, hurting other people, murdering people, et cetera, were all let go.
	There's like a double standard of treatment.
	I'm sick of it.
	And I wish more people would stand up and do something about this.
	And I realize people go, well, Sydney, what do we do?
	But this, what they're doing to these people, these insurrectionists, as they like to call them, is actually so disgusting.
	This is so anti-American as well.
	This is not due process.
	This is not due process.
	It's intentional, though.
	And you know, it's revolting.
	It is so revolting.
	And if anybody ever defends this, I would argue that you are missing integral neural pathways that make you smart.
	Maybe you have extra chromosomes.
	I don't bloody know, but there's something wrong with you if you defend this sort of thing.
	That is revolting.
	That is absolutely disgusting.
	Yeah, no, it's not going viral in this clip.
	I hope it did.
	I mean, it just came out a couple, couple, you know, a couple moments ago.
	It really did.
	It just came a couple months ago.
	The Biden administration is without question one of the most corrosive, disgusting administrations I have ever seen in my freaking life.
	Like, I can't even explain to you the level of anger that I have towards the Biden administration.
	People might not have liked Trump, but he never did this to people that he disagreed with ever.
	It's a regime.
	That's regime.
	That's regime.
	Elijah.
	I'm not making that up.
	This is what happens in freaking communist countries.
	People take political prisoners.
	This is what happens in communist countries.
	This is what you get.
	You get rounded up by the Gestapo or the Cheka in the Soviet Union.
	This is the sort of that happens in countries that have no freedom.
	Americans, take a look at what's happening in your own freaking country.
	You're not free.
	You're not free.
	Sorry.
	My country's jacked for sure, but so is yours.
	It's happening.
	I think that's been our frustration too about.
	It makes me mad.
	I'm not focusing in on Cuba because everyone's so focused on Cuba and it's like, okay, well, look at what's going on here in America.
	We literally have people who are being politically persecuted and everyone's focused in on all these other countries.
	And it's like, okay, let's take care of what's happening here at home because that's our future within the next year if we don't act now.
	Yeah, Cuba's a perfect example of what happens when a regime gets in place and then the people lose absolutely all autonomy and the ability to do anything for themselves.
	I think it's great to look at those examples, but I do agree, Sav.
	Like it's it's great to take stock of those examples and to take an interest, but equally by the same token, it's important to notice how those same tactics and measures are being employed in your own countries and what the ramifications of those are.
	Now, we talk about this stuff a lot.
	I think what we should be doing as political commentators and people who are in this all the time is give people solutions basically to push back.
	Yeah, and I'm gonna let people know too that like, you know, as somebody who's actually a credentialed reporter and works in the real field, I also work with Congress on some of this stuff and I've been pressing them.
	I do have information about like on a serious note of what's happening with these political prisoners.
	I know that they are, I'm not going to say who, but certain members of Congress that I'm continually getting information leaks from directly, they are pressing this up to the Attorney General and it is becoming a point to where it may reach a human rights court.
	We might have to go out of our country into like Inner Pole and talk about real government regimes.
	Like it's crazy.
	Like we might have to go outside of our nation.
	You wouldn't think in America that we're going to start pressing outside of the country into government governing bodies.
	This is scary though because it's like I don't trust the UN or any of these national courts, but this might actually end up going into an international court of what's going on because this is considered a human rights abuse.
	This has been going on for a long time though and I don't think people realize that.
	There have been soldiers like military soldiers that have been basically put in the same situation have been like held basically without trial without any actual charge that have not been released from prison and for really nothing.
	And it really comes down to the fact that if you piss off the government enough, they do and they will take advantage of these institutions and basically punish you.
	John McCaffey, everyone says he said he didn't kill himself.
	I don't believe he did.
	I've met him before.
	He was a fine guy and he said he was never going to kill himself and he didn't pay taxes and then they got him on a on a BS crypto charge.
	And then you know that the government says, look, if you cross us, we will kill you.
	And that's what it comes down to.
	And I'm getting completely straight here on this with what's going on is that I'm going to see if I have a picture here of it's hard not to get angry though.
	I mean, that's the thing too is like, I'm in the same boat as, you know, most other Americans and a lot, many of my followers and many of my followers abroad too, where I go, guys, I get it.
	Like I'm over here also going, what do we do?
	Like, what do we actually do?
	Well, look at this.
	This is what you do.
	The Atlantic posted an article that was like, the MyPillow guy really could destroy democracy.
	Oh, my God.
	In the time I spent with Mike Lindell, I came to learn that he is affable, devout, philanthropic, and clear threat to the nation.
	Okay.
	Please, if a pillow guy is a threat to a democracy, then maybe there's no democracy.
	Also, where the hell did anyone get the idea that America's a democracy?
	We're not a democracy.
	The reason why they use that phrase, it's gaslighting.
	So people think that this is some sort of a fair, even split.
	The fact that we're even a republic is a very interesting argument and even one that was debated when we first formed of like how much rights should we really centralize versus how much autonomy should people have.
	And the argument was always in favor of autonomy of individuals.
	Now, of course, the Electoral College that was created as a caste system was meant to say we never want to be a democracy.
	In fact, America was set up to say, we'll never be a democracy because a democracy is literally just 51% of the country holding 49% hostage.
	And that's not what we want because.
	Obviously, people aggregate into cities and we don't want cities holding the countryside hostage, period.
	So we would set up representatives.
	That's why you would have two senators from every state, even if they were large or small.
	But of course, representatives, there would be some sort of impact result based off of population density that could grow or change.
	Just like California lost seats this year and certain states gained them.
	Like Texas, I believe, gained one.
	That's how it was set up.
	And it was intentionally like, there is no democracy.
	Democracy is bull and everybody knows it.
	It sucks.
	And it's never worked.
	It never will work.
	And that's why they use the phrase all the time because they're like, well, we got to save a democracy.
	What do you, how do you save something that never existed?
	We have always been a republic and you're pissed because the republic is working.
	Because as you try to siege and centralize power, states are like, no, hey, you, we don't want that in our in our state, like Texas and Florida.
	And they're like, they're a danger to our democracy.
	The my pillow guy wants states rights.
	He's threatening what people in LA want, what San Francisco wants, what New York wants.
	Hey, nobody gives a one in LA and San Francisco and New York.
	You guys can suck off each other and suck out whatever you want to do.
	You guys enjoy that.
	You guys outlaw body armor like they're doing in New York.
	You guys mandate vaccines like they're planning on doing in New York.
	Go ahead.
	That's sad, but freaking go ahead.
	But don't you damn ever come near my country.
	This is my state.
	This is where I live.
	These are my borders.
	Don't you ever come here and you try to tell me what to do.
	And that was the problem with January 6th is that people went into federal property and the federal government said, gotcha, gotcha.
	Yeah, exactly.
	No, I mean, you basically have just summed it up.
	I mean, the fact, what I think about sometimes, the federal government getting more and more control over the states, which mind you, in my opinion, should never, ever, ever be the case.
	I don't want the elites handing down to me in the state that I live in that I vote in, that I vote for this government that's here.
	I don't want you telling me what I can and can't do universally.
	Get jacked.
	Go away.
	Oh my God.
	I'm becoming such an anarchist.
	What's happening, Elijah?
	No, it's actually true.
	And I've honestly stocking up on a lot of things, including food.
	And I got to tell you guys about something very important that in my life, I have fallen very much in love with frozen meats, which I'm telling you this.
	I'm not even joking.
	Like better quality than the store, especially in times when things are not in stock.
	I've always actually have meat because of something called moink box.
	And I'm going to tell you this, that a lot of food is gross.
	It's weird.
	97% of chickens are dipped in chlorine.
	I don't know why.
	Yeah, it is.
	It's true.
	And the big food companies, big farmers.
	Yeah, like all these companies, I don't trust them.
	I don't trust their quality.
	Honestly, I think even my friend Aldo's here.
	He was like, is this chicken we use from?
	He's like, is this from Target?
	Like, you can just tell when it's like things are just not good and they're slimy and they're gross.
	And that's why you need a family farm meet.
	You need something quality.
	And I've begun to care about this.
	I went to a slaughterhouse and I thought I was going to make a funny video of like crazy like vegans.
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	So as we get to this and talk about the government being all the shows, the sad part is that as they ruin real people's lives in our lives, they don't even believe it.
	You know how New South Wales, God be with New South Wales.
	I'm not even joking.
	Like, it's a poor state.
	They're, you know, talking about going back into more lockdowns and restrictions.
	No, no, they just did.
	They just, they've just gone back into a four-week lockdown.
	An 80-year-old and a 90-year-old died from COVID.
	And one of their late 80s and early 90s died.
	So they're going back in for all young people lockdowns in the whole state.
	They keep saying, and they do this in Victoria.
	Look, the entire country, the entirety of Australia right now is just, I don't even know.
	There's no polite language I can use to describe it.
	But Victoria and New South Wales right now basically are just like, oh, out of lockdown, in lockdown, out of lockdown, in lockdown.
	And they keep talking about cases.
	More people have died, Elijah, in Australia from suicide-related lockdown than COVID.
	You know, there's what, like a couple hundred deaths over like an entire year or something like that.
	There's no, there's been like thousands of deaths of COVID.
	And they're like, oh, yeah, sorry, yes, death at age like 82.
	Excuse me.
	Die over there.
	Die.
	Sorry, guys.
	Maybe I have.
	COVID.
	Kill her.
	That was God.
	You got the Sigma variant.
	That was gross.
	Oh, my goodness.
	You got one of those new Greek life ones.
	Sigma Alpha Chief variant.
	The kind of COVID that flashes their because they don't have a father.
	Yeah, exactly.
	That's it.
	Yeah, I know.
	Daddy.
	Daddy is shooting.
	I know that.
	You affect me harder, Daddy.
	Sorry, guys.
	That's me just hacking up a hairball.
	Gross.
	So, yeah, no, no.
	It's funny because they've actually, I believe, last time I looked, which is like a week ago, they've had fewer than 100.
	I sorry, 1,000 deaths.
	Across the whole country.
	In the whole country of 25 million people.
	82 is the average age of death, meaning the average age of death is 79.
	And they're mad.
	So it's like COVID actually causes you to live longer.
	They're mad because Aussies won't get vaccinated because thankfully, for whatever reason, Aussies are just like, yo, I don't buy this.
	This is a lot of people.
	Aussies are so chill.
	Aussies are so, Aussies are so chill.
	I want to show you this video of like the politicians as they go into lockdown.
	Watch them on camera versus off camera.
	Let's go ahead and cue video four.
	Oh, I can't even.
	So they're on camera and then they just remove the masks and walk out and everyone takes their masks.
	It's a kuki theater.
	It's all kabuki theater.
	Thank you so much.
	And we're gone.
	It's such a joke.
	Honestly, I love Aussies.
	Everyone knows this.
	I love my brethren.
	I love my home people.
	But sometimes I'm just like, can you guys revolt?
	Like, what's going on?
	Because you know what they're doing.
	They are, though.
	And they're, but you know, you know, they have a reporting system because people don't realize that Australia doesn't have the right to protest.
	It's one to tell people about protesting why it's very important.
	You don't have, they don't have real rights.
	You don't have free speech.
	Nope.
	You don't have a constitution that gives you any liberties at all.
	Speech is implied in the constitution.
	But we don't have any.
	And the government takes liberty to the fact that anybody who's protesting the lockdowns is getting slapped with an $850 or more dollar fine and is subject to arrest.
	And they're working like our FBI worked for the Capitol riot.
	They are working.
	They have a reporting system and friends are writing on Facebook.
	I'm reporting my friends who went to the anti-lockdown protest.
	I know.
	And they're arresting people for just walking outside.
	I know, it's revolting.
	The worst thing about it, it's so, this is what I'm saying.
	It's so strange when you look at the people in Victoria.
	It's so strange.
	And no shade to the normal Victorian system.
	This is, I'm squarely talking about the buttholes in Victoria that are like, oh my God, guys, if you protest, we're going to be in lockdown even longer.
	It's like, do you not realize that the reason you're in lockdown and keep going in and out of it?
	And it's destroyed the city, mind you, Melbourne is one of the coolest cities.
	Beautiful.
	Beautiful.
	There is restaurants and there's, you know, the beautiful river.
	History is amazing.
	It's a beautiful, bloody city.
	I love Melbourne.
	I don't like the people.
	Not so much.
	By the way, watch any war show where they talk about the Pacific and they, whenever they go to Australia, in any movie that you've seen ever where it's like the 1930s and 40s, it's always arguing with the army streets.
	It's always Melbourne in every movie.
	It's beautiful.
	It's absolutely beautiful.
	But the problem is they have destroyed the city.
	All these businesses are now closed.
	And it's also, Australia is not like the United States in the sense that everything here is like franchised.
	Australia is not like that.
	These are normal, everyday people like you and me that own a business and just, you know, we run our cafe.
	We run our restaurant, whatever.
	They have destroyed the city.
	And these heads, absolute heads in Australia go, oh, well, if you protest this, if you protest what the government's doing over a negligible amount of cases, not even death cases, we're going to be in lockdown longer.
	This is it.
	Government of the people.
	Govern me harder, daddy.
	It automatically.
	We don't know the cases are even real.
	You know that's true.
	We don't know.
	We don't know because, well, there's also like faulty PCR testing.
	Don't even get me started.
	It's like 50% fail rate.
	The thing that kills me as well, and I don't want decent Aussies who think like me or, you know, who are even questioning, you know, obviously you don't have to think like I do, but you know, I don't want decent, normal Aussies to take this the wrong way.
	Obviously, I'm squarely talking about like a specific group, but it drives me crazy.
	And I want to come back and I will at some stage and I'll become your supreme leader and you will love me.
	You'll hate that I'm giving you back your freedoms, but you'll love me for it eventually.
	You know, just bide, I'm just biding my time.
	And I know.
	And that's why I'm waiting to meet my oil baron and marry a billionaire.
	And then I'm going to come back.
	I don't think they're going to take it over.
	Well, they know, because that's why the Build Back Better regime that we have today, which was the global World Economic Forum plan to bring one world unification, them saying, we, you know, Washerman Schultz and these total satanic people that, you know, we don't know if they suck the blood of children, but if it was available, I wouldn't say they would turn it down.
	That's all I'll say.
	I just say this.
	Anna Kate brought out the fact that the Justice Department is warning states against violating federal law with audits, meaning that if you look into the federal power grab, that you can end up getting sued.
	Your state can lose funding for the federal government.
	And it's like, I think states at some point seem to stop giving the federal government money and just be like, look, we're just going to try going independent.
	And you know what will happen?
	They would invade us.
	They would take us over.
	We are looking at a strong central state.
	This is what happened.
	The Civil War was a warning against this.
	People didn't want centralization of power.
	There was a lot more division before then.
	The Civil War wasn't fully about slavery, actually.
	It really wasn't.
	I know people say it was.
	It really wasn't, actually.
	And also, I will say this, like slavery is horrible.
	That was horrible.
	Yeah.
	It was practiced around the world.
	We were actually one of the first countries to end it, per se.
	You were one of the last countries to institute it and one of the first to end it.
	I will say this.
	Hot take, Abraham Lincoln was a bad person, but that's actually true.
	And not because you actually look into this.
	He was a globalist and he's was, it was him, Woodrow Wilson, not good people.
	If you look at history and what happened in this country and how they sold us out, not because of the Civil War specifically, but if you look at exactly what they did with power moves to take us away from isolationists and people who had our own autonomy, they weren't good people.
	Slavery can be bad at the same time that the narrative about the Civil War can also be untrue.
	Like, it's like people go, oh, so you think you want slavery?
	No, hell no.
	Who wants that?
	That's retarded.
	But it's like, it's like you don't, just because slavery is bad, then what they did is they said, well, slavery is bad.
	Therefore, our entire historical narrative is true about what actually happened.
	And it's not true.
	And that's why they're so big, you know, on getting rid of the Southern Cross, right?
	They're so big on getting rid of the Southern flag because it really does mean heritage and independence from the government.
	You mean the Confederate flag?
	Yeah.
	Well, they call it the Confederate flag, but that's not actually what it was adopted by the Confederates.
	And so it's very interesting because as you look into this, you realize that all of our history is a lie.
	And that that's why every time that you question history, what you notice is where you find out where the lies are by where if you question, it makes you a bad person.
	So if you like, you know that there's lies about the Civil War, because if you question it, then you want slavery and you're a white supremacist, a racist.
	So if automatically the result is an emotional response that makes you to be a bad person for questioning a government narrative, you know that narrative is a lie.
	So it's like if you know when you question lockdowns that you want grandma to die and you want to be in lockdowns forever, it's not like you just want to know the science.
	It's like, no, you question lockdowns.
	You want old people to die and you want businesses to shutter forever because that's your goal.
	Okay, boom, the government's lying for sure.
	Because instead of combating me with facts, they're coming at me with an emotional plea to the populace who's not informed so that people hate me and that by social confirmation and pressure, I'm forced to submit to their narrative because I don't want to have to live with the hell my life is when I counter it.
	Yeah.
	I mean, at the end of the day, whatever the government's telling you out loud, there's probably a crap ton of stuff going on behind the scenes.
	It's a thousand times worse.
	Let's be real.
	So, I mean, like, at the end of the day, I guess the way that I'm viewing all of this is like, if I'm not even allowed to ask questions, then I'm probably already living in like a minor little dictatorship.
	Like, where America hasn't been free since the Federal Reserve took over.
	The more that I look, I love this country.
	I do.
	But the longer I live here, the more that I realize that there are so many bureaucratic processes that are so unnecessary that I'm like, what?
	How?
	This is not the land of the three.
	This is a land of the fee.
	I was going to say the home of the slave, but you know, that's probably.
	The home of the homo.
	That's what this is.
	The only people who have rights in this country are the gays.
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	I'm just thinking of that meme all the time that's like, it's some guy reaching down and it says like conservative Puritans and it's like them shoving a thing into someone's face going like, you're not conservative enough.
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