Today we take the clown pill as we once again dive into the deep, dark world of SJW TikTok with two of my favorite people in the world. There are moments of laughter, disgust, surprise, cringe, and just downright insanity as we try to understand the deeper side of these mentally unstable members of our society.
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So as a fat person, I often dread medical appointments because of blatant medical fat phobia. | |
| The last OB appointment I went to, the provider blamed everything on my weight and told me that I needed to go on a medication. | ||
| That made me feel really terrible. | ||
| This OB appointment that I just went to, I've been dreading, and the provider was amazing. | ||
| She asked me what my pronouns are. | ||
| She asked me about my name. | ||
| She made me feel super comfortable, asked me about my trauma history so that she knew how to touch me in ways that were not harmful. | ||
| She just was like, great. | ||
| And I was crying before getting my blood drawn because I just never have good experiences with medical providers. | ||
| And so, I don't know, I just wanted to share, like, some experiences can be good and, like, don't be afraid to go when, yeah. | ||
| You know, I've never really been a fan of CNN, but Brian Stelter's new show has really gone downhill. | ||
| He's not doing too well in his commentary there. | ||
| Looks like he's put on a few pounds as well. | ||
| No hate there. | ||
| Welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV. | ||
| Your favorite top 17 host, me, Elijah Schaefer. | ||
| We always have confetti of color to remain politically correct. | ||
| I'm joined in the studio by my guest, resident black person expert, John Doyle. | ||
| Welcome back. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| I'm glad to be here. | ||
| Yeah, and of course we have the ever so lovely and fan favorite, I'm assuming of the men, Sarah Gonzalez, and some women because it's 2021. | ||
| I was going to say, what do the women have against me? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| A little jealousy, maybe. | ||
| Are you laughing at my title? | ||
| Did you not know that I am a black person expert? | ||
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I didn't. | |
| He really is. | ||
| It's not a lie. | ||
| It's true. | ||
| It's not a lie. | ||
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He's not a one expert. | |
| How does one become a black person expert? | ||
| Right. | ||
| I'm a fact checker. | ||
| So I just check the facts and then you become that. | ||
| So you guys have no idea what we're doing today. | ||
| And that's important because last episode was a little spicy. | ||
| We said some names and some things that we shouldn't have. | ||
| So we've decided to scale things back and to just laugh and roast the hell out of Libs 2017 style for about an hour. | ||
| And I just want to say this to give you a look into the kind of videos we're going to watch and the kind of just absolute madness. | ||
| Go ahead and roll video two as we segue into a end not a never-ending just reel of madness. | ||
| Oh yes, there you go. | ||
| Okay, so basically, these are the kind of people we're looking at. | ||
| They have different colored hair. | ||
| They have obesity. | ||
| They have disgusting smells. | ||
| These are the kind of videos that you know what they smell like before you even look at them. | ||
| And we're going to get into that first. | ||
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| I know I have. | ||
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| A lot of you guys might be saying, well, what do you need that for? | ||
| Well, for instance, I moved into a new apartment and I needed to block my gate off so that people couldn't see inside my house and see me walking around without my clothes on. | ||
| Yes, I do that. | ||
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| So we're just going to jump into this. | ||
| We know that the Libs have gone crazy. | ||
| They're essentially internet terrorists today. | ||
| They're hurting our eyes, our ears. | ||
| They're ruining our souls. | ||
| They're degrading our culture. | ||
| And at least for the first time in history, they've noticed that they lack their ability to control themselves. | ||
| And it's time to be reparented. | ||
| And I'd like us to start out with this lovely basket case of mental illness. | ||
| Q video three. | ||
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I'm here. | |
| I'm here. | ||
| You're scared. | ||
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Don't know what to do. | |
| But I've got you and I won't leave you. | ||
| So for our blind viewers, it's saying, I'm extremely vulnerable to share, but this is a blue-haired, it looks like a member from Dr. Seuss or something that is hugging herself. | ||
| Or their self. | ||
| I want to respect their pronouns. | ||
| We're like a Pepe the Frog shirt or something. | ||
| Self-soothing themselves. | ||
| It's the hairy legs for me. | ||
| And the generic peacock tattoo. | ||
| It says, I always waited for someone else to validate my feelings. | ||
| The saddest part is this woman has a deeper octave than I speak in. | ||
| And you know that this wasn't the first take. | ||
| There was like four or five other takes that they watched over and were like, this wasn't it. | ||
| And then they had to redo it and like try to really just bring something out of themselves to do the performance competently. | ||
| And the rocking. | ||
| Sarah, let's break this down. | ||
| So keep the video on the screen for a second. | ||
| Let me just put that up there for a second. | ||
| Let's break this down. | ||
| Who are we looking at? | ||
| What is happening? | ||
| And what does this tell you about the utter state of these godforsaken individuals who literally have lost all hope in humanity and in turn have made us lose all hope in them? | ||
| First of all, that's a million questions that I can't answer because I'm still trying to process how ridiculously insane this is. | ||
| I mean, when I was on the show last time, I got caught up in, there was a carrot and a condom, and we were trying to recreate what leftists have done for our children. | ||
| Now I'm seeing someone with blue hair crying to herself because she's just now realized she doesn't need other people to validate her feelings, which to me is like kind of common sense. | ||
| I don't understand why we're just now coming around to this as an adult. | ||
| But it does make me wonder what her parents are doing. | ||
| Where are her parents? | ||
| What did they raise her to be? | ||
| How did she turn out to be so insane? | ||
| And obviously, you assume you know she's a girl. | ||
| Well, you know what? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| I may get in trouble for dead naming or misgendering or whatever. | ||
| It looks like a girl, but again, the hairy, I don't know. | ||
| I don't know these days. | ||
| Does this scream post-industrial revolution to you, John? | ||
| No comment. | ||
| How does one, you mentioned that, like, at some point, presumably, you and this woman were like at the same space. | ||
| Same, yeah. | ||
| You were both born young women. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| What happened to you and then what happened to her that caused you to deviate into such different and extreme paths? | ||
| It's a great question because I haven't had like an amazing childhood life. | ||
| Like I've had bumps and bruises. | ||
| I've had my fair share of, you know, daddy issues or whatever with my biological father. | ||
| And somehow I managed to not turn into that. | ||
| Sometimes girls have blue hair and sometimes they wear sexy blue dresses. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, you decide which one. | ||
| Which path will you take? | ||
| Okay, so they're obviously, and I brought this up because in a serious note, we've gotten to a point with these leftists on TikTok that they are projecting their problems onto the world. | ||
| And they're saying, like, this is the time that I validate myself publicly in front of, this was seen by hundreds of thousands of people. | ||
| So let me validate myself through everyone else that's around me. | ||
| And also, I'm uncomfortable with the way God made me, so I have to make my hair look like it is dyed with a Crayola. | ||
| And this woman literally looks like she stuck her hair in downy fabric softener and just forgot to rinse it out. | ||
| And the weird pictures behind her, the lack of symmetry. | ||
| I don't know what exactly is there. | ||
| The yellow walls, the mermaid that's squiggling over there. | ||
| I mean, it shows you this is the person that society now caters to. | ||
| This is the individual. | ||
| And I want to get into more of these. | ||
| So we're going to look at more of these. | ||
| We're going to start with video six. | ||
| People, we've introduced like neurogenders. | ||
| We've introduced neurodivergent genders. | ||
| We've introduced, what are those called pronouns? | ||
| What are the new ones, Savannah? | ||
| Copiosexual? | ||
| No, no, no, no. | ||
| Okay, we have a new thing. | ||
| Why did I find this stuff? | ||
| Three in the morning, I might have to say that. | ||
| Forget about like the Renaissance pronouns. | ||
| If you wake up, I don't know if this happens to you, but this happens to myself. | ||
| If you wake up at 9 a.m., you will see between four and seven TikToks that were sent to you between 1.30 and 3.30 in the morning by Elijah. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So let's talk about this new sexuality. | ||
| I want to get on that list, Elijah. | ||
| No, you don't, Sarah. | ||
| No, you don't. | ||
| Let's get into this new sexuality called Neuroqueer. | ||
| Let's play video six. | ||
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So I'm not an expert or an authority on what neuroqueer means, but to simplify it and make it easier for you to understand, it's essentially on a base level, it's kind of where your neurodivergent identity and your queer identity, how they interact and intersect. | |
| This also extends to your other identities, such as your race, your socioeconomic class, your ethnicity, etc. | ||
| And how those things also interact and intersect with your neurodivergence and your queerness. | ||
| And some ways that some people may practice being neuroqueer can range from theoretical thought experiments to social justice work methods. | ||
| A good example may be something like deciding to represent your gender identity in an intentionally queer way as a way to subvert hegemonic ideas of gender performance. | ||
| Is a fairly new term, so it is very fluid and the possibilities are endless. | ||
| This is fairly new. | ||
| This is fairly new. | ||
| Just stop it. | ||
| So first of all, this person begins by saying, I'm not an expert. | ||
| But let me tell you everything. | ||
| Also, you're not an expert on symmetrical haircuts or style or like normal humanity. | ||
| But the thing is, is that this is what I'm explaining this to you. | ||
| So neurodivergent, the neuroqueer basically means that you're on the spectrum, you're autistic. | ||
| Basically, this is something John would have a lot of experience with. | ||
| And it's that you express your sexuality and your identity through your mental position. | ||
| And I don't want to call it a mental illness, but just, I would say, your deviation from the normal. | ||
| So you find all of your sexual drive, all of your identity, all of your sexual tension and relation to human beings as defined by your autism. | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Which is what has always been for most Autistic people. | ||
| What they've done. | ||
| But now they've capitalized on this to where they're now. | ||
| Why don't you shut to me? | ||
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Why don't you shut to me? | |
| Our resident neuroqueer. | ||
| You're giving the people what they want, John, okay? | ||
| Who's our resident neuroqueer? | ||
| It's really brave of you to come out as that, John. | ||
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Hang on, I have to put him on neuro screen so we can put that new one in the middle of the morning. | |
| I can give my testimony. | ||
| No, that starts. | ||
| Black person expert and neuroqueer. | ||
| I'm not neuroqueerqueer. | ||
| You're assuming my sexuality, which is wrong of you, especially if we're going to be best friends, Sarah. | ||
| When I got down here, Elijah started hanging out with me a little bit more, and he was like, You're really smart, but you say things that make people mad often. | ||
| Are you autistic? | ||
| And I was like, I don't know, maybe. | ||
| I would totally buy it. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| I would totally buy it. | ||
| I'm of the opinion that to be successful in this movement, you have to be a little bit autistic. | ||
| A little bit autism. | ||
| A little bit. | ||
| Yeah, or just like have no heart for humanity. | ||
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Right. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, you have to be a little, your heart has to be hardened. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Because you won't survive. | ||
| Yes, a little black. | ||
| A lot of people like end up dropping out of this industry because they were depressed. | ||
| That seems racial. | ||
| I knew you were going to say it. | ||
| I'm the expert. | ||
| I have to. | ||
| This is what the people want. | ||
| Yeah, but the neuroqueer thing, this whole idea of this, they're so striving for identity and something to identify with that before autism was like, it was just meant to help you to understand, hey, this means you're a little bit different. | ||
| You're a lot different. | ||
| And this can help you to understand how to relate in society because society has a structure. | ||
| And we have to say, okay, we need to know what the standard of normalcy is and what a deviation from that is so that people who feel different can know, okay, I'm not just crazy. | ||
| I'm not just weird. | ||
| And they can learn how to adapt and create books and programs for people with autism to relate in current job environments, et cetera. | ||
| And now they're telling you that your autism is a part of your sexuality. | ||
| And to deny it is to deny who you are and to just live in it. | ||
| And so it's like, yeah, just, you know, I had an autistic friend who like just like kind of like pulled down their pants in front of like a woman one time before kissing them. | ||
| And like the woman thought it was like sexual assault. | ||
| And I was able to explain like, no, Like they just don't understand social cues. | ||
| Relax. | ||
| Like this person actually didn't get it. | ||
| And that's nobody. | ||
| But that is still kind of indecent exposure. | ||
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Right. | |
| But that's why we have diagnoses so that you know, like, hey, you understand who this person is. | ||
| When did you do that, John? | ||
| How long ago was that? | ||
| See, the difference is I understand social cues. | ||
| I choose to ignore them because I personally find it funny. | ||
| Can I say something? | ||
| Because that wasn't you. | ||
| You're like, John, I know what you're packing. | ||
| It ain't a nine mil. | ||
| About that video, like the most disturbing part to me about that video was how she could not even formulate a sentence. | ||
| Did you see how much she had to cut? | ||
| Every word understood in a vacuum, but then when they're all put together, it just didn't make sense. | ||
| But she's like, she also had to cut when she jump cut so much. | ||
| She had to cut when she added, et cetera. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Like, it's like, if you're, if you are going to go on and talk about this, you should at least know enough about it to be able to form one sentence together. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I wonder if these people are like the unwitting victims of a prank. | ||
| Like if hey, wouldn't it be super funny if we got these people to go on TikTok and say that my sexuality makes me autistic? | ||
| Yeah, this is how we got out of this. | ||
| It's like a 4chan. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| Well, you would think it would be just her or they or whatever they identify as. | ||
| You saw the town hall last night or the other night with Joe Biden. | ||
| Now, you would think that this is the only person who doesn't know how to speak, but this is a resemblance of our entire country. | ||
| So I went ahead and I quoted Joe Biden from the town hall. | ||
| He was asked about inflation and he reminded me a lot of this woman speaking. | ||
| Can you go to my screen, Savannah? | ||
| This is a quote from Joe Biden, direct quote. | ||
| He was asked about inflation. | ||
| He said, and so it is, I, sincerely mean this. | ||
| Prices are up now and they're up in for, for example, you're in a position where you're trying to build a house and you're trying to find two by fours in lumber. | ||
| And guess what? | ||
| People stop working cut in lumber. | ||
| They stop doing it because their down employment was so down. | ||
| Now all of a sudden, there's this need because people are coming back. | ||
| And guess what? | ||
| Instead of paying 10 cents, you're paying 20. | ||
| You understand what I'm saying? | ||
| And Don Lamon responded, yep. | ||
| And he goes, it relates to what in fact is now needed because we're growing. | ||
| And he goes, sucks in some air at the end. | ||
| Now, this is a real quote from the president of the United States. | ||
| 81 million votes speaks like this. | ||
| It comes as no surprise that the constituents of the country are just as lost, just as confused. | ||
| And it makes sense why Biden would be accepted, not necessarily legally, but accepted as a leader, because realistically speaking, he is the truest representation of the American population at this moment. | ||
| Well, that's really depressing when you put it that way. | ||
| I'd like to believe, well, I won't go there because we love the benevolent overlords over at YouTube. | ||
| But I mean, 81 million people voted for this guy and somehow he can't get a sentence across. | ||
| Although I will say when he talked about inflation, he did say three times that he was going to reduce inflation, reduce inflation, reduce inflation, which I didn't believe the first time. | ||
| But when he said it the second and third times, I then was convinced. | ||
| By injecting $3 trillion into society. | ||
| Yes, to spend more. | ||
| Well, look, when something doesn't work, all you have to do is double, triple, quadruple down on it and just do more of it. | ||
| Triple money. | ||
| And then it will work. | ||
| And then it will work. | ||
| All you have to do if a girl tries to kiss you, John, is just pull down your pants first. | ||
| And that's the first step. | ||
| Well, he already learned about that. | ||
| I've never had my first kiss, first of all. | ||
| Oh, that's not true. | ||
| Are you kidding? | ||
| It's so true. | ||
| It is so true. | ||
| Elijah knows. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| So let's talk about this. | ||
| So like the idea is, is that the president can talk like this and he's not held accountable. | ||
| No. | ||
| So these people, obviously with less power, less influence, are also not being held accountable, which brings up the greater issue in our society of people not being held accountable. | ||
| And they're narcissistic and they think people care about them. | ||
| Now, let's go to video seven. | ||
| And I want you to understand how absolutely mind-blowingly confused I am by the pronoun argument that I've rejected it entirely, but they have not. | ||
| And watch this narcissistic. | ||
| I told Sal I'd stop cussing on the show. | ||
| Just go play video seven. | ||
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Some people ask me what my pronouns are and I'm like, yeah, they or she is fine. | |
| It's true. | ||
| But when someone uses they for me, I feel like flooded with warmth. | ||
| And when someone uses she for me, I'm like, I exist. | ||
| I've been perceived. | ||
| So it's fine, especially if you're queer. | ||
| But if you a straight person, I'm not a she to you. | ||
| Jail. | ||
| National mall. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| I'm an outdoor prison. | ||
| Right. | ||
| It really is interesting how, and I think social media has created it. | ||
| This, like, people think that what every single thought that they have is somehow to be like clamored over by everyone else in the world. | ||
| And it's like, I don't, I, I don't even think this, this girl's friends care about what she has to say there. | ||
| I call that intellectual communism. | ||
| It's like this idea that, and we do this on the right all the time. | ||
| We can't get anything done because, well, here's what I think. | ||
| You know, what about nobody like, sorry, I almost nobody cares. | ||
| Nobody gives a care. | ||
| There are people who made careers out of, oh, I just, I'm in love with ideas and ideas. | ||
| And it's just like, it's the same five or six ideas. | ||
| And then everybody else is like, oh, that can be me too. | ||
| I just want to debate ideas all day and get like nothing done. | ||
| And then you have people like this who are like, if someone doesn't call me they, I feel like I'm not an actual like person. | ||
| It's like, why would you, why would you feel compelled to make a video stating this? | ||
| Why would you think that people deeply care about this? | ||
| Also, why would you copy my hairstyle from 2018 and think I'm not going to call you out for being a copycat? | ||
| You're not original. | ||
| They always look like this too. | ||
| They always look like they have like an iron deficiency, right? | ||
| They never look healthy. | ||
| Their hair is always in some unnatural color. | ||
| They wear these weird round glasses. | ||
| And I want to just let people be. | ||
| I want to let people just be who they are. | ||
| But they take on this image of like this, they think it's so cute and so cool. | ||
| And really, they're just mentally ill. | ||
| They have social relational problems. | ||
| They're not married usually. | ||
| They're sexually promiscuous. | ||
| They do not fear God. | ||
| They don't love life. | ||
| They smoke weed. | ||
| This is the kind of girl who argues why it's okay for women to consume porn and why it's good for them. | ||
| Like this woman right here. | ||
| And you know, deep down inside, they hate themselves. | ||
| They hate who they are. | ||
| So they don't, so then they don't know who they are. | ||
| So they project it onto the world and they're so angry at themselves that if you don't, if you don't accept the three superficial things they made up about themselves to make keep themselves from literally shooting themselves in the head, then you are committing acts of violence. | ||
| These are the people promoting that because all they're holding on to is three superficial things to literally not off themselves. | ||
| I think that you bring up an interesting point because when you look at, you said, I like to just let people be, right? | ||
| So would you have as much of a problem with it if they weren't insistent that you accept everything that they say as just the gospel truth because they have said it? | ||
| Yeah, because she goes, if you're not queer, then don't call me. | ||
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Right, right. | |
| It's like, I don't care if you want to be mentally ill and go off and live your like weird life that isn't really true, but if you want to do that by yourself, like it's not really any business of mine. | ||
| It's the fact that like you have to agree with it. | ||
| You have to accept it. | ||
| And if you don't, you're the problem. | ||
| Yeah, it's also like, ma'am, this is a McDonald's. | ||
| That's the issue with it, too, is it's like because they feel that internal sense of guilt and irrelevance, they need the society to conform and validate them. | ||
| So they will never be content with just being like a private individual in the privacy of their own home. | ||
| They will always broadcast that out to get everybody else to get on board with it because that's the only way that they can feel validated. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| It gets worse though. | ||
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Oh, God. | |
| It never gets better. | ||
| Sometimes it gets worse slower, but it never gets better. | ||
| Let's go ahead and let's Q video eight. | ||
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Cool. | |
| Hey, a lesbian. | ||
| I don't get it. | ||
| Can someone please explain it to me so I can like understand? | ||
| Hello, my name's Phoebe. | ||
| I use they, them pronouns primarily, and he, him, is sort of like a secondary pronoun, and I'm a lesbian. | ||
| So somebody tagged me in this. | ||
| Nice to meet you. | ||
| Pronouns do not equal gender, and that's like the whole thesis statement and the answer to your question, basically. | ||
| Like digging a little deeper into that, though. | ||
| Lots of lesbians have complicated relationships with gender for all kinds of reasons. | ||
| Oh, we know. | ||
| And these people who are socialized as women and are not attracted to men like have a really weird experience in patriarchal society and like the male gaze and like all of these things. | ||
| So it's very common to feel like incredibly disconnected from womanhood as a concept. | ||
| Anyone who is a non-man who is attracted to non-men, if they so choose and feel comfortable doing so, can identify as a lesbian. | ||
| And that's like a lot of people. | ||
| I would just suggest that you apologize to your coworker and say that you didn't understand the vibe. | ||
| You didn't mean to hurt their feelings. | ||
| Well, that person sounds like OJ Simpson's lawyer, right? | ||
| It's like, well, some people that are men that don't identify by men but have the male gaze, but maybe a woman identifies a lesbian may in part feel that attraction and therefore you are. | ||
| And you go, I'm sorry, what? | ||
| I just really need a flowchart. | ||
| That was what I need. | ||
| That was, I want to, I don't need a flow chart. | ||
| I couldn't even ask you to break that down. | ||
| I'm still so confused. | ||
| I don't want to wait for it to be people in studio. | ||
| You send them a DM. | ||
| Hey, it's me, Elijah Schaefer. | ||
| You should come in studio and explain this to me. | ||
| Maybe not in studio. | ||
| Maybe like by Skype. | ||
| I don't know if I trust these people in studio. | ||
| I kind of want to just like. | ||
| We could have like a live-on-air reparenting session, though. | ||
| Oh, in studio. | ||
| We could bring you on for that, Sarah. | ||
| Yeah, intervention. | ||
| Yeah, we'll get Sarah. | ||
| We'll get Alex Jones. | ||
| We'll get Darren Beattie. | ||
| Like every little corkboard spectrum will get them all there. | ||
| Dude, I just. | ||
| This is what has come down to not only the society collapsing, but it's like when you have a fake president, right, in power. | ||
| And even if you want to say, like, I mentioned today, people say, well, he was certified as president. | ||
| Yeah, certification means that you were put into power by the people in power, but it doesn't mean that you were duly elected. | ||
| And it sure as heck doesn't mean that there wasn't fraud. | ||
| What it does mean is that people who are elected who no longer represent their constituents confirm that that person is now the president of the United States, but it doesn't undo any of the doubts and the concerns and the truth of what really happened in 2020 that we all know happened, that nice little jump that went up, right? | ||
| It's so interesting. | ||
| And it's like, these people are the result of a decaying society of showing you that there's no structure. | ||
| Like the fact that you, like there was a guy that was in Canada. | ||
| I was given an $880 ticket, one of my followers for waving the Canadian flag and passing out Canadian constitutions during the pandemic. | ||
| And that is, you get a ticket for that. | ||
| That's outlawed. | ||
| Like you should get a ticket for that. | ||
| That woman should pay an $880 fine for existing. | ||
| I'm laughing. | ||
| You said that they're the people that are the product of a decaying society. | ||
| I said something like that. | ||
| It's the only time I've ever said something to somebody that I didn't know. | ||
| And then they started crying on the spot. | ||
| I was at an anti-ICE protest in New York and like Antifa started like mobbing around us. | ||
| And there was this one, I don't even know if it was a boy or a girl, very like androgious looking person. | ||
| They were like in my face screeching and I just was like, you are the symptom of a dying society. | ||
| And they literally just started crying. | ||
| Really? | ||
| And it was kind of epic in a way. | ||
| What did you do after that? | ||
| I laughed. | ||
| Like, look at this idiot crying in public. | ||
| That sounds one of no more decay. | ||
| Let's go ahead and cue video nine. | ||
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Oh, gosh. | |
| Hey, everybody. | ||
| Welcome back to What's That Sexuality. | ||
| Today we're going to be covering a very special sexuality called gray sexuality. | ||
| Now, gray sexuality is where you identify mostly with asexuality, but you don't quite fit the label. | ||
| Nor do you fit the label of demisexual or what we're going to be covering next, allosexual. | ||
| Someone who's gray sexual may experience sexual attraction, but not often. | ||
| Maybe only a few times in their life. | ||
| And they may express their romantic attraction and emotional attraction through cuddles and hugs and things like that. | ||
| They don't typically see sex as an important role in their life and do not prioritize sexual attraction when finding a romantic partner. | ||
| This is their flag. | ||
| If you can't see it, it goes from purple to a dark gray to white and then dark gray and then purple again. | ||
| It's really pretty. | ||
| It's a lot like the asexual. | ||
| The purple represents asexuality. | ||
| The white, allosexuality. | ||
| Yes. | ||
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And the gray, gray sexuality. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Oh my gosh. | ||
| There's so many things we can start with, but let's bring this. | ||
| I want to break this down. | ||
| This person, the hair, the face, the, you know, literally a blueberry colored jiggly puff. | ||
| I am so in love. | ||
| Okay, these roles, right? | ||
| First of all, asexual is so funny because I watched a documentary on people who are asexual and they were like, it's just like, I don't basically don't have a high sex drive, which is the dumbest thing to call that asexual. | ||
| Some people just have low testosterone or maybe they just have trauma or they're just maybe they're autistic. | ||
| I was just gonna say that maybe they're just autistic. | ||
| And then she goes, oh, and this is not the same thing as demisexual. | ||
| Demisexual, again, is the sexuality of almost all wholesome women, which means that you don't like to have a sexual relationship unless you're in an emotional connected relationship with the person. | ||
| And then she goes into allosexual, this idea of people who don't like sex that often, which I call women who have been married for 10 years or more. | ||
| So it's like, like that, it's just so dumb because what it is, it's like, did you know that not all people are sex hungry animals that just want to pork everything they see and have high standards? | ||
| You know, some people have different sexualities? | ||
| Bro, nothing's new. | ||
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Right. | |
| Nothing's new here. | ||
| You're not special. | ||
| You probably have a low sex drive because you're overweight. | ||
| You have weird looking hair and you have a bunny on your shoulder. | ||
| Leftists always feel as though the way the world exists is not enough because they have to feel as though they're like contributing something new in order to feel validated. | ||
| And they do this a lot in academia by like taking old works and instead of studying them and recognizing their merit, having something like critical theory where we criticize the old stuff. | ||
| So that's the new information. | ||
| Same thing like this. | ||
| They're describing concepts that we all know exist, but they're like putting a word to it and then giving it a flag. | ||
| And they're like, look at this new thing I have. | ||
| Sometimes people don't like to have sex that often. | ||
| And this is what it looks like when it's on a flag. | ||
| I'm new and I'm validated. | ||
| Do you think some of it too is because they genuinely are just such degenerates that they have no idea? | ||
| They all have the phenotypes of a disrupted endocrine system and trauma. | ||
| No, like literally, look at the person. | ||
| You can't really tell. | ||
| Like they don't look explicitly. | ||
| You look very feminine. | ||
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You look very, I look very masculine. | |
| And it's like, he's trying not. | ||
| And you look at like what they're putting in the water supply, what they're putting in the food packaging. | ||
| They're disrupting the collective endocrine system of society. | ||
| And your hormones are what makes everything about you. | ||
| Your brain structure, the way that your body grows in its proportions, your facial structure. | ||
| And you look at these people and they look kind of different. | ||
| I kind of feel badly for them. | ||
| I don't think it's their fault necessarily. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, it's true. | ||
| And we're going to get into that's gray sexuality. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| That's what that's called. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Let's go ahead and cue video 10. | ||
|
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People are really out here acting like they can't comprehend they them pronouns. | |
| They're like, oh, but it's plural. | ||
| Okay, let me put it into language that you can understand. | ||
| Hey, here's my brain. | ||
| And let me tell you a story. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
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It's two fish. | |
| But you could also only be holding one fish in your profile picture. | ||
| No. | ||
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And it's one fish. | |
| That's a fish. | ||
| Two fish. | ||
| One fish. | ||
| Same word. | ||
| Plural and singular. | ||
| I expected her to be a little bit better in math. | ||
| That's not how the language works. | ||
| This is what girls do. | ||
| And because she could be a minor, so I'm going to be careful because I don't know. | ||
| I mean, TikTok's supposed to be a certain age, but I never know. | ||
| But this is what girls do. | ||
| Even minor girls on social media. | ||
| They go, they go through puberty. | ||
| They get a little boobs. | ||
| They go, okay. | ||
| And then they go, they all do this. | ||
| Like, let me tell you about, let me tell you about accepting people. | ||
| It's like those guys that like our Christian guys at Bible College, I remember this. | ||
| They would be like, listen, they'd be like, God just wanted me to pray for you. | ||
| And I'm going to tell you what. | ||
| You see this, like, you see these lines in my abs where like the fat is cut out? | ||
| I'm just praying that God would cut the fat of your heart. | ||
| You know, like the weight of your heart out, like the lines here. | ||
| And then he would like the washboard of my abs would just like rinse you down with the glory of Christ. | ||
| And like, hey, you want to go pray alone in the prayer chapel and like accidentally have sex? | ||
| Okay, but like that was literally it. | ||
| And women are always like, this is the new thing today. | ||
| It's just like empty, shallow whores and people pretending that they're not whores. | ||
| Even the guys do it, like shirts off, like just really worried about women getting trafficked. | ||
| And they're like in a, they're like working, like, they're like working out and like in shirtless, like just praying for the traffic. | ||
| It's the guy and he's like shirtless and he sends a picture to the girl on Snapchat and he's like, no, don't kill yourself. | ||
| You're so hot though. | ||
| But you see what I'm saying? | ||
| Like, that didn't even make sense. | ||
| She just wanted, she wanted some points so that no one was like, hey, you're just trying to show us your boobs. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, that, that, it really is something that women do prevalently know in society. | ||
| But they, they act like everyone doesn't realize you, like, you're in a bikini with your boobs hanging out. | ||
| They just act like, oh, I'm just going to speak super casually. | ||
| Like I'm not just sitting here with like my nipple actually almost coming out as if that's not what everyone is watching. | ||
| Dude, very soon we're going to get hardcore porn, but instead of like making noises, the girls are going to be lecturing us on like pronouns and genders. | ||
| Like this is what life, life is going to, school is going to eventually divulge into gay polyamorous sex on kids' iPads, teaching them about gender identity and queerness while they are in the act. | ||
| Like, I'm not joking. | ||
| You think sounds so far from crazy, but it's totally not. | ||
| Because then it's okay to show kids that because they're teaching them something along the way. | ||
| And so it's like, that's where we're getting to where the lines between everything are crossing. | ||
| I don't know what to do, which is why, guys, you know, there's no better time to own a gun because the world is crazy. | ||
| But of course, you got to have a way to store that gun, to carry that gun, to transfer that gun, to use that in a way that is safe. | ||
| And that's why there's a no-compromise top shelf company called Northwest Retention. | ||
| They are a company that says they are top shelf, but also I own their products and they are amazing. | ||
| Their gear and product innovation is their obsession. | ||
| And you can see it in the details, not only the stitching, but even of the bolts, even of the design. | ||
| This is a custom shop providing holsters and systems for hundreds of firearms. | ||
| They are proud to be all-American and to be manufacturing all of their products in the United States and to be employing Americans. | ||
| And Northwest Retention, they have goals for their outdoor gear, like the top-selling scout chest holder holster, which I love, which I have to conceal in their concealed carry lines. | ||
| Quality of performance are present and will always be. | ||
| I think we have an image of Savannah modeling them as well that we can put up on the screen. | ||
| Yeah, you do. | ||
| There's out of it. | ||
| Damn, girl. | ||
| Well, you can't guarantee that you'll look that good or you'll get a girl that looks that good, but I can guarantee that you can get a gun to look that good and be held that well. | ||
| Check out their website to see all that they have to offer. | ||
| Premium quality and satisfaction is guaranteed. | ||
| And they offer a lifetime warranty. | ||
| They've got you covered with holsters done right. | ||
| Go to nwretention.com. | ||
| That's N-W-R-E-T-E-N-T-I-O-N.com. | ||
| Use code Offensive for 10% off. | ||
| And believe me, the amount of designs, custom colors, et cetera, they have for hundreds of firearms. | ||
| It's so amazing. | ||
| You will love it. | ||
| Please check it out. | ||
| I have quite a few myself. | ||
| And I know they're going to be even on this new project I'm working on. | ||
| So I'm really happy for that. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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So cupio sexual. | |
| Oh, God. | ||
| I hope you'll feel better. | ||
| Cupio sexual. | ||
| Let's go to play video 11. | ||
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Let's talk about cupio sexuals and cupio romantics. | |
| This is one of my most requested micro labels, so I know a bunch of y'all going to play. | ||
| Cupio means to desire or long for. | ||
| Bunch of y'all going. | ||
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Sexuals are people who experience little to no sexual attraction, but still have a desire for a sexual relationship. | |
| They are usually sex favorable, but not always. | ||
| Sometimes they simply fancy the idea of a sexual relationship, but don't have the intention of actually pursuing one. | ||
| The A-romantic counterpart is a cupio-romantic who experiences little to no romantic attraction, but still has a desire for romantic relationship or an appreciation for romance. | ||
| Perhaps they enjoy cuddles and long walks on the beach, but have no idea who the heck they'd like to do that with. | ||
| I'm sure these identities can be a little confusing and isolating at times, but I know there's more than one of you out there. | ||
| Leave a comment and make some cupio friends. | ||
| Or maybe even keep uservatives. | ||
| You know why they do that? | ||
| White women, white women online do this thing where they're like, yeah, it do be like that sometimes. | ||
| They're like, y'all go. | ||
| They appropriate black vernacular. | ||
| Why? | ||
| Literally because they like, oh, they talk funny. | ||
| I want to try. | ||
| Like, they don't understand like Ebonics or like how the blacks then deviates from like how we would maybe talk. | ||
| And they do this kind of subconsciously. | ||
| And it kind of gets back into that very basic talking point of like the bigotry of low expectations where they like look at the way that these people talk naturally and they're like, I want to try. | ||
| That sounds funny. | ||
| My turn. | ||
| And they just appropriate that. | ||
| It's very cringe. | ||
| Koopioxual, my youth. | ||
| It just, I mean, I'm listening to all of these descriptions and it just feels a lot like these people don't realize that this is just all part of growing up, like discovering yourself. | ||
| Tell us about your cupio sexual case. | ||
| But I'm just like, I just heard like, you know that, well, but I, what I just heard, tell me where I'm wrong. | ||
| What I just heard was she was like, yeah, I like want someone to be romantic with. | ||
| I just don't know who yet. | ||
| Is that not like every teenage girl? | ||
| And it was like, I don't, I just like that. | ||
| It was like, I think cupio basically could be like, there's like a different variation of like who wants sex more or less. | ||
| And you know what, from my understanding, it's like, I just call that normal life. | ||
| Yes, you can be different, like different ones of those throughout your life. | ||
| Your life. | ||
| I could be really busy. | ||
| Sometimes it's like, I'm leaving before my wife, before my wife wakes up, and I'm home after she's asleep. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And it's like, you know, right? | ||
| Like, it just doesn't happen. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| So it's like, oh, I'm just feeling cupio today. | ||
| It's like, it's like, no, we should literally make cupio servitives to shirt. | ||
| I'm not joking. | ||
| No, you shouldn't actually. | ||
| But that's what I'm saying. | ||
| Like, it just sounds like these people don't understand that you are going to go through certain stages in life. | ||
| And that doesn't mean you have to identify or make up a new term. | ||
| That's just part of it. | ||
| Why does this look like the kid that said, I see dead people? | ||
| It's like Haley Joe Osmond literally came back to life. | ||
| But it's like, that's the point of, look, we're different and we change and we have interesting things. | ||
| When I was a kid, you knew I would say most of the kids in high school were interested in sex. | ||
| Here's what's different today. | ||
| We had the one gay kid. | ||
| I had literally the most stereotypical high school. | ||
| We had the one gay kid. | ||
| And when I say like gay, I mean the one kid that was in his theater, like stereotypical, you know, totally. | ||
| Was he out? | ||
| Yeah, the one out kid. | ||
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Okay. | |
| Okay. | ||
| I'm sure there was a lot more gay kids. | ||
| Gotcha. | ||
| But I meant like there was the one out kid. | ||
| Yes, yes. | ||
| And the kid was bullied. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| And that was the kid that had all the hot girlfriends. | ||
| And then there were like theater kids and they were just weird and they liked anime. | ||
| And have you noticed that this, I'm going to really offend the audience. | ||
| I'm going to really offend the audience here. | ||
| But I'm not saying they're linked. | ||
| I'm just saying there was a time when being a little bit weird and like dressing up as a furry and like having like fur babies and stuff was like a thing, but it was like susceptible just to like the theater room. | ||
| And also so was anime. | ||
| And as we've seen the mainstream proliferation of anime, which is like not actually that cool and is kind of weird, we've also seen the movement of like the theater room sexualities move into the real world. | ||
| And like that niche weirdness has kind of become mainstream. | ||
| Now everyone's kind of like weird and theater drama weird kid. | ||
| When people used to be kind of like status quo and normal, everyone's got to be kind of like into that weird stuff. | ||
| And like everyone loves anime now. | ||
| And that wasn't a thing like five years ago. | ||
| What I hear is that you're blaming it on all the theater kids. | ||
| I want to return to tradition as well. | ||
| Nowadays, when people are uncomfortable with their bodies, they want to chop their boobs off. | ||
| I miss when they were uncomfortable with their bodies and so they'd starve themselves and be anorexic. | ||
| Those are the good old days. | ||
| I do too, John. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| Embrace tradition. | ||
| I remember having like a little bit of it. | ||
| I remember being in the 2010s and I'd be texting girls and they'd be like, I'm so fat. | ||
| And I'd be like, no, you're not. | ||
| You're beautiful. | ||
| But now they're like, I don't like being a girl. | ||
| I think I'm going to be a boy. | ||
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And I'm like, what do I do? | |
| Women are always going to, I mean, that's really femininity and mental illness. | ||
| It's one-to-one. | ||
| And so if it's going to happen, if it's going to unless like the cool mental illnesses, like schizophrenia, autism, that's like hyper-masculinity. | ||
| I love those. | ||
| But we know. | ||
| The ones like that are like always going to be with young women. | ||
| So we may as well keep it, you know, locked in with the whole body positivity only being in terms of like, you know, oh, I think I'm too fat. | ||
| Now it's if you don't want to sleep with a fat woman, you're fat phobic, John. | ||
| How does that make you feel? | ||
| I don't want to sleep with any women. | ||
| So just disgusting. | ||
| Disgusting. | ||
| He's cupiosexual. | ||
| What's the word for when you're sexually attracted only to non-straight women because you want to convert them? | ||
| What's that one, TikTok? | ||
| Oh, they'll come up with one. | ||
| White savior complex? | ||
| Not necessarily white straight savior complex. | ||
| Yeah, there we go. | ||
| Stupiosexual. | ||
| Herosexual. | ||
| Well, like, and the mental illness has gotten to the point where it's like they can't even accept the basicity of life. | ||
| Let's go ahead and play video 12. | ||
|
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Instead of using the typical mom and dad parent titles, there's actually gender neutral and non-binary parent titles. | |
| She's cute. | ||
| I could save her. | ||
|
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It can be hard for parents within the LGBTQIA plus community to find a word that they feel comfortable being addressed as by their children. | |
| So here are some examples. | ||
| Dama, Mada, Maddie, Maddie, Mapa, Nini, Nopa, Nori, Nopa. | ||
| Perric. | ||
| This is like a straight up different language. | ||
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You can find more examples on the website listed in the middle. | |
| Oh, thank God. | ||
| I'm going to go straight there. | ||
| I had epiphany. | ||
| I had an epiphany about these things. | ||
| So Kez was asking me recently, like, why guys like dumb girls. | ||
| And I said, honestly, it comes down to this. | ||
| Like, if you just see like a video of like these like girls with like clearly like 85 IQs, with big boobs, like on Instagram going like just mic turret, let me have a good time a man's thinking I'm gonna do nasty things to that woman and she'll let exactly she's gonna do nasty things to me. | ||
| That's why women will even artificially like put on that, that performance to make them seem more available to men, so they can have like a wider net to choose from, the kind of girl that puts in her hand and goes, it's so big, it's the biggest one I've ever seen, and you know it's a lie, but at least it makes you feel confident, at least makes you feel convicted, especially when you're the world's greatest book records for the world's smallest carrot in American history. | ||
| Yeah 81, 81 centimeters, congrats. | ||
| But but I was gonna say that that maybe this is what this is. | ||
| Maybe these girls like because those girls and they just want I'm gonna be kind of raw here those girls really do just want you to give it to them, for lack of better words, sorry grandma who watches my show, but maybe what we're seeing here is the evolvement of the stupid girls who just like, wanted sexual attention to now they are. | ||
| These are the same dumb girls, but instead of like getting boob jobs and trolling in mini skirts on instagram, they're just parroting like this kind of bullshit. | ||
| You're saying women want to get attention, so this is another way to get attention. | ||
| Offensive, it's just true. | ||
| This is another way to get attention. | ||
| I've always thought that women can convert attention into energy, kind of like how a plant can convert sunlight into energy, like photosynthesis. | ||
| That is 100. | ||
| It is a way. | ||
| This the modern American left, gender identity, tick tock, genre is a way for small breast, thin bodied, emaciated, looking ugly and fat women to get an equal amount of attention as attractive women would in the real world. | ||
| And this has opened up a door for dumb, ugly women to get some sort of a negative reciprocal attention. | ||
| And that's what I believe this entire thing is and why it's proliferated. | ||
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I like it. | |
| This is the most brutal framing i've ever heard in my life. | ||
| You said it's a way for thin frame, small boob women to get as much attention as attractive women. | ||
| Yeah, and also the ugly and fat ones. | ||
| I just, I just know. | ||
| I just mean because well, because it's true, if you have big boobs and you go online, people are gonna like your pictures. | ||
| They're gonna. | ||
| You know you'll probably end up becoming a conservative influencer and that's gonna be your thing. | ||
| Look like i'm not guys like boobs of all shapes and sizes. | ||
| My point is, if you're like this girl, you in a bikini, you know your only fans is gonna become your only fan, you know, drop the s. | ||
| She's cute, but she's not like it doesn't exude sexual energy. | ||
| She loses that like cute little nerdy energy. | ||
| Right, she's cute, yeah. | ||
| So it's like she's not gonna get 10 000 likes. | ||
| You know she gets 10 000 likes spreading Propaganda. | ||
| And I think it's just an attention-seeking thing. | ||
| In a cute way, which is why it's always gay, queer men, and these kind of looking girls that are making these kind of videos. | ||
| You don't see any like chad-looking dudes, like, hey, I just got back using Tran up from the gym and like, let me tell you about Nani, ZZ, and NOPA. | ||
| Like, you know, this topic is a lot of fun. | ||
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That's cool. | |
| Their propaganda is lame and annoying. | ||
| Our propaganda is cool. | ||
| It's like, hey, they're putting fluoride in the tap water. | ||
| It's making the frogs gay with atrazine. | ||
| That's like cool. | ||
| I can get behind that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Actually, Biden's sucking blood at children. | ||
| When they do it, it's propaganda. | ||
| When we do it, it's effective advertising. | ||
| That's what I'm going to say. | ||
| There you go. | ||
| I know. | ||
| This is getting bad. | ||
| Only the best propagandists understand that. | ||
| That's literally true. | ||
| Well, and it shows you the utter state of where people are at because if we could play video 13, I'm going to play this for a second. | ||
| This is an ad. | ||
| And I want to break this down: that people are so busy thinking about their sexuality, they forgot how to relate to each other. | ||
| And it's become so popular to figure out who you are that you become so different than everyone else that there's no similarities between anyone that people don't know how to date today. | ||
| I'm not joking. | ||
| No one knows, no, but they literally don't know what that means. | ||
| Let's play video 13. | ||
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The search engine for help. | |
| Google says that search interest in dating has reached a five-year high in the U.S. | ||
| And in some parts of the country, the topic is especially popular. | ||
| In Washington, D.C. last week, how to date was the top search. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| How to date? | ||
| Yeah, like literally, someone's like, they know that your name's Nani Nopa Poo Poo, and they know that you're a cupio great sexual that has a rabbit and you are like a demi-romantic relationship, but you don't know how to like go to dinner. | ||
| How to, yeah, that's that's true. | ||
| That's the utter state of humanity. | ||
| It really is. | ||
| Everyone thinks it's cool to be calloused. | ||
| Like if you listen to any mainstream top 40 song or you look at like the videos that go viral, it's always like women in the message is basically like, I don't catch feelings. | ||
| This boy liked me and I ghosted him and that makes me so cool. | ||
| Like I am so popular that I can just like cut all these people off and it doesn't even matter because I don't need anybody. | ||
| They've like popularized complete and total isolation and then in con or not even in contrast, concurrently to that, like the most likely demographic to be using SSRIs are like middle-aged white women with no kids who are career women. | ||
| It's like, it's very sad what they've done to white women. | ||
| I will say I was a single mom for a while. | ||
| Let's say hot women. | ||
| Let's even say just hot women. | ||
| The demographic specifically was white women, but sure. | ||
| Hot women. | ||
| So I was a single mom for a while and I was like, I think I'm just going to die alone because I have no idea how like how I would even begin to relate to all of these people who were like on Tinder and I don't even bumble like all of these weird apps that I had never. | ||
| Yeah, I'm like, I don't, I'm not using an app. | ||
| Like I'm not going to download an app. | ||
| So I guess I'm just going to chill with my kid. | ||
| No one has any depth anymore either. | ||
| Like if you talk to people, you go on dates, it's like their entire like being is just a physical aggregate of preferences for Netflix programs and fast food chains. | ||
| They're like, do you like Chipotle? | ||
| Sure. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Do you like The Office? | ||
| Pretty good. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Do you want to go back to my place? | ||
| No, I actually don't. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So have you, do you guys ever use like tech speak when you're texting? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Do you? | ||
| Do you ever do the WID? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| What you doing? | ||
| Do you? | ||
| Oh, do you really? | ||
| Like, do you type it? | ||
| Yeah, you know, it's just, it's, you don't get it because you're differently aged than myself. | ||
| Time is money, okay? | ||
| Sometimes you got to use black. | ||
| I just don't. | ||
| Okay, so like when I was, when I was single and I was talking to, you know, a couple guys and I would just, it'd be like, WID, like at several points in the day. | ||
| And I'd be like, still working. | ||
| Like, I don't know how to answer this. | ||
| I don't know you very well. | ||
| We don't have like very many commonalities. | ||
| I don't know what else you want me to say. | ||
| Yeah, it's a very young person thing. | ||
| Like we require just constantly because we're insecure. | ||
| Like, what are you doing? | ||
| Can you please update me? | ||
| It's like so boring. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| It's like, I just met. | ||
| That is. | ||
| It's very boring. | ||
| I was like, I don't, I'm not into this. | ||
| I actually have a very young, attractive woman that I know that works for a big conservative organization. | ||
| I was talking to her in the pool with Kez, and she's just total catch. | ||
| And she was saying that she was going to break up with her boyfriend who's like, I can't get in the details actually because maybe they would watch this. | ||
| Like, there's not going to work out simply because he's too emotional, too needy, and is always like, where are you? | ||
| And what's going on? | ||
| And actually, I started to look, I've been reading a lot that one of the reasons why women are breaking up with men is because they're too emotional, too needy. | ||
|
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Yes. | |
| And so it's like, I have the opposite problem. | ||
| I don't check in. | ||
|
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I'm just like, see you tonight. | |
| I'd be breaking up with him too. | ||
| That's also in divorce, too. | ||
| A lot of the reason that women are initiating two-thirds of divorces nowadays is because men have become domesticated and very feminine. | ||
| They don't like it. | ||
| And they can't put their finger on it because, you know, they're women, spaghetti brain. | ||
| It's just kind of all over the place. | ||
| But that's what it is. | ||
| It's like they don't really like to see their man like around being a house husband. | ||
| They want their hair pulled and pushed against a wall. | ||
| What is wrong with you? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| It's probably, I mean, it's not a lot. | ||
| No, it's not a lie. | ||
| It's not a lot. | ||
| They want to be overcome and they don't want to be beat with a belt. | ||
| Like they're not like your kid. | ||
| I mean, like maybe a whip, but like, but the point is, is, you know what? | ||
| The only reason why I'm bringing some raunchy talk in here is because I just saw that some girl got a three-year, $60 million deal with Spotify that has just because she call her daddy. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| I have contempt. | ||
| And it said, because she says raunchy things. | ||
| So I literally wrote Gaston. | ||
| I said, if I get that boob job and I start talking about blowjobs, would you give me a similar paycheck? | ||
| And he goes, if you bring in the same views, I thought, well, I'm down to make 20 million. | ||
| The boob job might be worth it. | ||
| No, that's what you're saying is true. | ||
| I've never kissed a girl. | ||
| Every friend I have who has kissed a girl, he's noticed that whenever they're like the really strong feminist types, whenever they're in that situation, they're always the ones who are like very, as you said. | ||
| They want to be dominated. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
|
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Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
|
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Oh. | |
| And that's 100% true. | ||
| Oh, yeah. | ||
| Believe me, I have a good life. | ||
| Some people have better lives than me because apparently they're dominating each other and separately. | ||
| And by this way, with dating is the dating's gotten so confusing that people just decide that they're going to reinvent it. | ||
| Let's play video 14. | ||
|
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Oh, geez. | |
| My boyfriend is getting married today. | ||
|
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What? | |
| That's a phrase I never thought I'd say. | ||
|
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Let's give a little commotion for the dress. | |
| Let's give a little bit of commotion for the back of the dress. | ||
| If you don't know, I'm Polly Amherst. | ||
| I am married and my husband has a girlfriend. | ||
| I have a boyfriend. | ||
| And of course, the boyfriend is getting married today. | ||
| And that's brought on a lot of emotions. | ||
| In our polyamory, each relationship is separate and autonomous. | ||
| And today is about celebrating Nathan and Brooke's relationship. | ||
| And my love for Nathan might be different than my love for Brooke, but I still love them both. | ||
| And I'm so happy to be part of their love story. | ||
| I'm curious to know if any other Pollyanne people have experienced. | ||
| It's just total degeneracy. | ||
| How perverted does your brain have to be to where you spend so much of your day thinking about like sex and like your sexuality and what you're attracted to, who you're attracted to? | ||
| I get it when you're like a teenager and your hormones are going crazy, but when you get a little bit older, it's like, don't you have shit to do? | ||
|
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Right. | |
| Like, right. | ||
| And you know what? | ||
| I know there's always going to be these like these like guys that are like not married and don't have sex that are going to come in the chat here and immediately say that I'm wrong. | ||
| But like you're married. | ||
| Sex is not as important as marriage as the porn culture has made it out to be. | ||
| Meaning you need to have sex when you need to have it and you need to meet each other's sexual needs. | ||
| Some couples, that's more. | ||
| Some couples, that's less. | ||
| I know some couples that are fine having sex once a month. | ||
| I know some couples, I know, I know. | ||
| I'm saying. | ||
| Yeah, but if they're both fine with it, then great. | ||
| But you look at them and it makes sense. | ||
| I'm just saying. | ||
| I'm just saying. | ||
| Right. | ||
| No, I'm just saying. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| I know some couples that it's normal to have once a week. | ||
| I know some couples that they have it every day. | ||
| Some couples, I would say probably not more than once a day unless it's their first couple years of marriage or something. | ||
| Right, right. | ||
| Because what are you doing? | ||
| Are you not at work? | ||
| Where are you? | ||
| Maybe on a Saturday or something if you're chilling. | ||
| But what I meant is that like sex also takes on a different meaning. | ||
| Like when you're married, yes, it's like you've seen those, you've seen those boobs before. | ||
| So it's not like you're like 16, you're like, oh my gosh, I'm taking off your shirt for the first time. | ||
| It's like not like that. | ||
| It's like sex becomes about like love and connection and deeper things. | ||
| And yes, it's lust and different things, but it's not like this. | ||
| And the reason why you know sounds like you're demisexual. | ||
| Well, the reason why you know that these people that like the reason why you know that we're in a culture that's not married and people aren't looking for marriage is because they've turned sex into something it wasn't and was never meant to be. | ||
| Like sex isn't just about finding myself. | ||
| It's about if you could find the spot on her. | ||
| No, but it's like sex is like sex is about discovering each other. | ||
| And you realize that like sex is about tick, like making the other person tick. | ||
| And I believe sex was made for men originally. | ||
| And that's why men have to overcome men have to overcome sometimes every once in a while just to make sure the woman has a good time. | ||
| But no, I'm just kidding. | ||
| But what I mean is like, it's like, I don't think that sex was made to be confusing. | ||
| It's actually so simple. | ||
| It's really, I know people are always like, you know how hard it is to find the clitoris on a woman? | ||
| Like, no, it's just like that little button. | ||
| Like, it's not that. | ||
| They make it even like, they even tell you that. | ||
| No, they tell kids that. | ||
| It's a so hard thing to find. | ||
| No, it's not. | ||
| There's another excuse for teaching kids about it. | ||
| Like, it's such a complicated subject. | ||
| We have to start teaching people. | ||
| Do you know you can stick carrots up your butt? | ||
| I'm aware that's possible, probably. | ||
| That's my physical. | ||
| My favorite coping mechanism of the whore is when she gets used by some guy and she's just like, well, he wasn't even good. | ||
| And it's like, it's not that he wasn't good. | ||
| He just didn't care about you enough to try. | ||
| Yeah, he knew where it was. | ||
| He just didn't have any reason to spend time there. | ||
|
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Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| I mean, look, I think that's what I'm saying. | ||
| Do you not think that's true, though? | ||
| It really is. | ||
| It's like, oh, where is it? | ||
| There's like one of two spots, okay? | ||
| And it's not hard. | ||
| It's just that people don't even value what sex is because they're in it for themselves. | ||
| And it's like, it's just so crazy because I would even say that sex is less important to women on average. | ||
| They want to be, they want attention. | ||
| They want to be touched. | ||
| And the reason why women mainly love sex, yes, they love the pleasure, but they love being the center of attention. | ||
| They love being absorbed by a man and just totally the center of all things. | ||
| And it's like, it's not because, and then women get there and they're like, oh, well, I got to figure out my sexuality, my demiqueer, or whatever. | ||
| And then it's like, well, I don't want to date you as a woman because you're just insufferable. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| No, I think you're completely right. | ||
| It's gross. | ||
| I don't know that I would go so far as to say every woman is mentally ill. | ||
| No, I didn't say that. | ||
| I just said that femininity and mental illness are kind of, you know. | ||
| What about third wave feminism and mental illness? | ||
| Oh, don't do this to me. | ||
|
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I also realize that. | |
| Don't do it to me, Sarah. | ||
| I also realized. | ||
| What about first wave feminism? | ||
| That's like third wave is bad. | ||
| Second wave feminism is okay. | ||
| First wave, but third wave. | ||
| We're not in third wave. | ||
| We're like a tsunami right now. | ||
| Yeah, that's fair. | ||
| I know we're all like sick. | ||
| 4.5. | ||
| I'm not. | ||
| I guess I'm going to be now. | ||
| No, we're on the tail end of it, hopefully. | ||
| Is it COVID? | ||
| Yeah, let's play video 15. | ||
| It's Elijah being stupid for a meme. | ||
| Yeah, Laryngitis. | ||
| We got laryngitis down in the studio and even Hillary Kennedy got it and everything. | ||
| I know Sidney couldn't even go to Steve, I mean, to SAS. | ||
| It's been bad. | ||
| Although he's at home, his throat feels like glass. | ||
| He had to get antibiotics or whatever. | ||
| Yeah, I know. | ||
| All right, let's play video 15. | ||
|
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I'm a feminist boy. | |
| Watch me be a man who has all the feels. | ||
| I can laugh, cry, sing, and still keep it real. | ||
| I don't have to be tough just to get respect. | ||
| I don't work this so virgins. | ||
| Watch me be a man. | ||
| Doesn't only wear blue. | ||
| Why can't pink and purple? | ||
| Be boy colors too. | ||
| I feel black for macho men who won't wear sparkles. | ||
| Those old polar codes are so patriarchal. | ||
| Macho macho punch punch tough fire girl. | ||
| That is so passé that it's not my future. | ||
| Macho macho grab grab. | ||
| Oh, you're annoyed. | ||
|
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That's so toxic. | |
| Can we go to a triple split real fast? | ||
| I don't even see their faces. | ||
| Can we go to that? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| That was like, dude, if I was like in high school, I've been jumping up and down. | ||
| Like, yeah, I bet you would have. | ||
| I've been like, you and you're like, Heist, you have no idea what the songs are. | ||
| Like, they're like, drinking jack, banging sluts, and you're like 14 and you're like, woo, like 11. | ||
| You're like, no, even better is when you're at the middle school dance or just in middle school and you're listening to like love songs. | ||
| And it's just like, like when I was in fifth grade, that Adele album came out. | ||
| Like, never will I find someone like you. | ||
| And you're listening to that because like your playground crush didn't like answer your phone call when you called her house phone and you're just like, dude, you know what? | ||
| I know. | ||
| And for you, that's like, what, two years ago? | ||
| I know. | ||
| He said I was in fifth grade when that song came out. | ||
| I'm like, all they wanted to get frozen custard last night. | ||
| We went to the drive-thru and like this lady made some joke like, how old are you guys? | ||
| And I was like, 14, because obviously I'm not 14. | ||
| She's like, oh, you look 12. | ||
| And I like almost said a racial epithet because she was like Indian. | ||
| I couldn't think of one. | ||
|
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Oh, wow. | |
| That's not usually my first go-to. | ||
| It's like, wow, if someone was different color than me and said something I didn't like, I almost said the N-word. | ||
|
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It's like, um, that's she was Indian. | |
| He's like, well, I didn't say it. | ||
| I only thought exactly. | ||
| He didn't say it because he didn't know the right word to use it. | ||
|
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Right, but I would have. | |
| So Sed is the only one who understands it. | ||
| I smelled the curry from the skin. | ||
| I knew they munched it. | ||
| Curry, muncher. | ||
| It could have come together. | ||
|
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But like, okay, but I'm the bad guy. | |
| He actually said it. | ||
| But summarizing this in all of this is like, that's where we're going from the parents to the weirdos to the kids. | ||
| I'm a feminist boy. | ||
| It's madness. | ||
| It's insane to see something like this. | ||
| I mean, this is so sad. | ||
| The kids look like they're drones. | ||
| They look like they've been drugged up on a Ritalin. | ||
| Can I say, except when the kid was pretending to be the macho guy? | ||
| Yeah, that was the best. | ||
| He actually was into it then. | ||
| All the other times, they have no idea what they're saying. | ||
| I'm saddened by this, and that's how we'll end this episode. | ||
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So, and on Blaze TV, same, actually. | |
| Yeah, same. | ||
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