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June 30, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Are “Kinky Kids” The New Normal? | Guest: Chandler Crump | Ep 166

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unidentified
Nikita Girls!
Fantastic!
Justin Duns!
Finished!
elijah schaffer
Well, that was actually the most normal thing I've seen this pride because those people actually had down syndrome So their odd behavior is kind of explainable But for the rest of the people celebrating Pride, what the hell is going on with you guys?
The month is finally over.
June is coming to an end, and we have gotten to the point where you can go to my screen, Savannah.
Drag Syndrome, the Down Syndrome drag queens, who we've come to know and love, their celebratory month is coming to a close.
And so we thought we would dedicate this episode to looking at more of the absolute insanity in the world in this Skittle flavorful rainbow month.
And I brought on one of my favorite people who I have worked with since the beginning of this show.
He is a TikTok sensation.
He is a Gen Z commentator.
Chandler Crump.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
chandler crump
So happy to be here once again and to celebrate the very inclusive white rainbow that is Skittles coming to a close this month.
elijah schaffer
It is coming to a close.
I see tears in your eyes.
I see sadness.
As this month, where we found out that football is transgender and it's gay, I mean, does this break your heart?
How are you doing?
chandler crump
I'm not doing well, honestly.
You know, I've spent the last 30 or so days just celebrating Pride and being so proud of the community, just watching the constant death and mental illness and degeneration at every step.
It's been so, such a prideful moment to see, and it's just sad to see it come to a close.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is sad.
You know, as we get into this and we look at this, I mean, pride brings us wonderful things.
Like if you go to my screen, transgender bikini swimwear for young boys.
It feels illegal looking like this, to be frank with you.
We're going to be talking about this and a lot more here on slightly offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV where we always have confetti of color.
We always make sure that the confetti goes before the color to remain politically correct.
chandler crump
Wear the brown confetti.
elijah schaffer
Oh, the brown confetti is over there.
We got Savannah Hernandez, producer, resident reporter in the house.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm your top 17 host.
We are reporting from the broom closet.
And we thank you so much for supporting us.
Before we jump into today's show, I got to tell you something serious.
Talking about things that keep you supported, men, you are being inundated with overpriced boxers.
I'm not joking.
You need to understand that you were designed for testosterone and these boxers are designed for testosterone deficient men.
One brand even goes so far as to turn the waistband into a rainbow.
That is weird.
Talk about underwear that gets a little bit too close to home.
But here it's slightly offensive.
I'll tell you the truth.
We demand more.
We demand, number one, more room.
We demand more support.
All where it counts.
chandler crump
Not support for your nipples, though.
None of that.
elijah schaffer
None of, go to the screen, go to the screen, my screen.
None of that.
We're going to talk about real underwear here.
I want a quick release fly for a quick draw, if you know what I mean, Kez.
I want a secret pocket in the extra wide waistband for a cash or a tactical necessities because God knows that I'm a Christian man.
I want the material to be antibacterial, anti-pilling, and moisture-wicking so I stay fresh and dry all day.
Believe me, I am wearing these right now.
But God knows they need to be durable, fade-resistant, shrink-resistant, and ultra-lightweight.
Finally, I want them to be battle-tested by special forces because God knows that when I'm not making episodes, I'm busy fighting ISIS and stuff on the weekends.
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Live from the broom closet.
Let's go back to my screen.
Sorry for this, guys.
Josh let us know that they are now targeting children at the end of Pride by offering bikinis.
Now, Chandler, you're Gen Z.
I want you.
I mean, this is.
Do you feel illegal looking at this?
chandler crump
Yeah, honestly, it's something, it's something strange to see.
And I'm looking at it over there and I'm wondering, like, what is their market here?
Because they say they say transgender boy.
So is this for you know boys who were born or girls who were born as girls and then believe they're boys but still have things that they need to cover up?
I mean, doesn't that kind of negate the whole point?
Because the point of a bikini is to appeal to girls, young girls, women, all that, so that they can swim comfortably.
But then when you become a boy, you shouldn't need that anymore, right?
I mean, whether you have the surgery or not, you're a boy, so you don't need a bikini to swim.
You just hashtag free the nipple, you know?
unidentified
Okay, can I also say this, Gilles?
elijah schaffer
Can I also say this?
unidentified
Chandler, you're a funny boy.
You're a funny guy.
chandler crump
Can I also say I don't get why you're laughing.
This is very bigoted of Elijah.
This is very serious.
unidentified
I know.
This is serious, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
I know.
I just got back from Vegas and they say everything that happened in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Apparently, my voice got the memo and didn't come back with me.
But also, when you look at this, like I was in Vegas, Vegas is called Sin City famously.
I didn't see anything to this extent.
Like, this is how bad our society's gotten.
Actually, Vegas looks a little closer to heaven when you look at something like this.
chandler crump
When we were in Vegas, there was actually like very little mask.
I was not with Elijah Schaefer.
I should clarify that.
I say we, but I was not with Elijah.
But I was there out there for a little bit to meet up with some people.
And there was no masks or anything.
It's starting to seem like that city isn't really the Sin City anymore.
If there's any city that's Sin City right now, it is San Francisco with the tents and the poop on the streets.
There is that story going around a few years back with the poop map, and it made the city look like the new stripes on the LGBT flag.
Just dirt black.
It was bad.
It wasn't good.
unidentified
So if there's any city, so that was the inspiration for the new flag.
Chandler, thank you.
Thank you for explaining.
elijah schaffer
Where's Chandler's teleprompter?
That's the best.
People looking making the streets look like that.
unidentified
Like the LGBT flag.
Oh, no.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But Savannah, I mean, when you look at this, what disturbs me the most about this, the bikini tops for kids, is not only the phrase, it's called look at the bottom.
It says the bikini slip for kids is the name down there.
Not to mention it's in Euros.
I think that's Euros.
I don't know if that's a pound.
chandler crump
I can't see the symbols.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's Euros.
So I expect that from the Europeans.
That's why we broke off on them.
But it's the bottom picture that shows you what's the problem with pride, right?
It's the idea of the boy has his hands on his butt.
It's gross saying this, but it's like the pose, right?
It's like showing off the butt.
This is what they want for society.
They're trying to sexualize our children, and we need to talk about that.
I mean, I'm going to go to this right now.
chandler crump
Looks like it was designed by Jeffrey Epstein.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let's look.
I'm not laughing.
Dear Media Matters, a good thing Right Wing Watch doesn't care because they've been deleted offline.
chandler crump
They came back, actually.
They got it reinstated within hours.
Meanwhile, Bryson Gray and Patriot J, their song is still not available on Spotify and SoundCloud.
elijah schaffer
God bless them.
Oh, my God.
God bless Bryson Gray and Patriot J.
Well, we have this person, right?
We have this, this, the sexualization of children.
Lauren Roello, they, and you can always tell, obviously, the damage that someone's about to do to society by the pronouns in the bio.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Says, my eight-year-old explored makeup for the first time tonight.
They tried an eyeshadow tutorial to make clouds, some flowers not shown, and lots and lots and lots of eyeliner stamp.
They shrugged, maybe I'll go on drag race when I'm older.
First of all, your child is obese.
chandler crump
That's not the first thing I noticed at all, honestly.
It's become so normal that to see an obese child, in my opinion, it's not strange.
The only strange thing so far is the makeup.
The they, them pronouns, that's starting to not be a strange thing for me either.
You know, something I always say as a sort of commentary on culture is that I knew what being gay was before I knew my multiplication tables.
I was like four when I learned that, whoa, boys can like other boys and girls can like girls too.
I always thought, you know, that's kind of interesting, you know, cool.
The schools and the culture taught me that that was an okay thing.
And so when I saw people in my school exploring that in elementary school exploring that, it was totally okay.
The sexualization of our youth and our culture was a completely normal thing to me.
I wasn't even double digits yet.
And so to see that kid with the they them pronouns, you know, it's slightly strange, but we're at such a point that it just, it doesn't shock me anymore.
And that scares me more than anything.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And, you know, it's funny because she doesn't say like he, right?
The mom gives, I'm assuming the mom, because my eight-year-old, unless, of course, she, she bought him off the market, which we're not too far from.
chandler crump
Wayfair.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, unless she got shipped in a crate.
And YouTube, don't, don't block me for that.
It's sarcasm.
Please just have some humor for once.
You've already killed more people with your medical misinformation policy than anyone did at the insurrection.
So YouTube has killed more people by preventing the truth from coming out, fact check, than the insurrectionists killed.
chandler crump
I've said the same thing so many times.
Stella Emmanuel came out for hydroxychloroquine and zinc in like middle of 2020.
President Trump backed that.
He said hydroxychloroquine will save lives.
And because President Trump said it, they censored it.
They deleted Stella Emmanuel offline and they killed indirectly or in my opinion directly hundreds of thousands of people by ignoring.
elijah schaffer
The ivermectin too.
Like they also blocked that.
And we still can't say anything about it.
We can just say people have said that.
But honestly, I'll say this.
I got suspended as well.
I got in big trouble because I was at Stella Emmanuel's conference recording it.
And the problem was, yeah, it was not a good situation.
But of course, thank you, YouTube, for murdering more Americans than the insurrectionists did.
But this is not the end.
I mean, this is not, this is.
Yeah, this is, but look, so we obviously we have this Washington Post article.
We won't get into this, but it's like, yes, Kink belongs at Pride, and I want my kids to be able to do it.
unidentified
Okay, but look who the writer of the article is.
chandler crump
Who is this?
elijah schaffer
Lauren Robello.
It's this woman.
unidentified
Yes, that's the mom.
It's the mom who wrote the article that kids should be.
chandler crump
This is child abuse.
elijah schaffer
That poor kid.
Let me zoom in.
I don't know if you can see this.
Let me go in here for you.
Do you see what this says?
unidentified
This gets worse and worse than that.
elijah schaffer
What does it say?
Because by the way, we have our blind viewers.
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We'll get to that at the end.
But former sex worker.
and this is actually autistic.
unidentified
And that's like, just to confirm, just to confirm.
chandler crump
It all makes sense now.
elijah schaffer
I'm not ableist.
The mom is an autistic autistic.
And that's not even a rude comment.
Can we just cue cue?
Can we cue drag queen people?
chandler crump
Drag syndrome.
elijah schaffer
Can we cue drag syndrome one more time?
unidentified
We can.
We can.
elijah schaffer
These are our future parents.
chandler crump
Future parents.
unidentified
Fantastic.
Justin Dunn!
What's my favorite?
Lady Mercury.
chandler crump
Mercury.
elijah schaffer
So, Justin.
Okay, sorry.
unidentified
Damn it, Elijah.
chandler crump
The thing is, is that I don't know if I can't tell if they're drag queens or drag kings.
I don't know if they're male or female.
I literally cannot tell their base biological gender anymore.
And that's what makes it so scary.
And I've had this commentary with a lot of other Gen Zers, too.
We are in for a terrible future because we simply cannot tell each other's gender just by looking at them.
You know, science has progressed so far that we can literally just mix and match and make things.
It's magic now.
unidentified
But have you seen the genderless aliens, Chandler?
chandler crump
I haven't.
elijah schaffer
Oh, no.
unidentified
Yeah, that's a thing.
chandler crump
Is that Steven Universe or something?
unidentified
No, no, no.
There's actually a man who said he's a genderless alien and he got his genitals cut off so he could be genderless and an alien.
Yeah.
So, you know, if you think we've reached peak, we had it.
elijah schaffer
Dude, you know what?
I'm not even joking with this.
I'm going to tell you, you're not going to believe this.
But not only is the LGBTQ mafia pushing this kink on children, which I want to bring this up.
When I was at a Pride parade filming recently, and this is to plug, Flecka's talks just went to Pride in New York, has a new video up.
You should check it out.
But remember that what really shocked me was there was a man with his genitals in a Crown Royal rum bag.
So apparently I've never bought Crown Royal.
Apparently, there's a certain demographic.
One of us in this room is the target audience, and it's not me.
But I will say this.
Crown Royal, this rum, or I think it's rum.
Yes.
Whiskey?
unidentified
Whiskey.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
So he goes, I wouldn't know.
Says the guy who came back from Vegas.
No, but Crown Royal whiskey, it comes in a purple velvet bag, which I found out in a horrible way.
He was naked with his butt showing.
And a little kid came up and like touched and like rubbed against his genitals in a bag, like taped onto him.
And there was like police standing nearby.
And I even brought it up.
I was angry and I was like, dude, what the heck's going on?
But the parent let the kid do this.
And I saw, you know, kids on floats and thongs and things like that, like bending over and twerking, spreading their butt cheeks of kids, like eight years old, nine years old.
I almost threw up.
And I remember I was with my old producer and he was like having like almost like a, like he was like, I feel like it's illegal to be here.
And I go, it should be.
chandler crump
Should be.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this, like this, there was things that were so bad, Chandler, that we couldn't, like, I've had videos deleted from Pride parades.
I did have one deleted because what was going on in public spaces was so bad that it couldn't even go on the internet.
Like that's how bad Pride has gotten with children and the sexualization of people that it's like they're saying they're trying to, and you know why?
It's not because they actually want it to be illegal on the internet.
They're not, they don't want the outrage.
They want, they don't want people to see the truth of what this degenerate group of people have done to our country.
chandler crump
I'm so wordless.
Like I, like, I'm hearing everything here and I'm trying to, you know, piece together what I can even say because these are kids that are my age and younger.
You know, half, you know, eight year olds.
That's half my age just about.
These kids were born in the 2010s.
These kids are born within the times that we all have memories and now they are undergoing the things that we can't even begin to imagine.
This is so damaging to our future and so damaging to them.
Even right now, I'm sure even in a few months, these kids will experience symptoms that you could never imagine, you know, just all sorts of mental illnesses and just ailments because of all this.
It's bad.
And it's really sad to imagine how it could get even worse in the future with these kids having future manifestations about what they're experiencing now.
elijah schaffer
I know.
And you know what?
And they got me.
unidentified
The homos got me.
elijah schaffer
They got me.
They got me.
chandler crump
What'd they do?
elijah schaffer
They got me.
unidentified
They got me.
They actually did get you.
Tell us what you're saying.
chandler crump
They got me.
What's your story?
elijah schaffer
Okay, let's go to queer tea.
Is that supposed to be queer tea?
Okay.
chandler crump
Queer tea.
Although apparently you're not allowed to say queer to a black person because that's racist, even if you're a gay person.
Yeah, a gay white person cannot call a gay black person queer because in that context, it's actually still a slur somehow.
elijah schaffer
What's up, fellow queer?
Okay.
chandler crump
My queer?
elijah schaffer
What's up, my youth?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
So they're like, Courty's like, someone sent this to me and was like, was like, nice try.
Nice try.
This is an article here.
This guy really should have known not to complain about pride getting a whole month by John Clarendon.
unidentified
That says Dan.
elijah schaffer
Oh.
chandler crump
But I couldn't read.
unidentified
I don't know how you got that confused, but you did.
elijah schaffer
Living with a dyslexic, I guess it's contagious.
unidentified
Yeah, apparently D's look like J's to you.
elijah schaffer
There's been too many D's and stuff shoved in our faces this pride season.
I'm over it.
I'm ready to move.
Too many.
Would you agree?
unidentified
It's time for Jesus to come down.
chandler crump
I need a big job.
I'm ready for Gluttony Month.
When are we getting that?
unidentified
I need Jesus.
That's just every day at McDonald's.
elijah schaffer
I need Jesus.
Come save me.
Okay, so they're like.
Twitter user at ACACCH only needed seven words to clap back at Elijah Schaefer, a reporter for the right-wing website, The Blaze, after he complained on Twitter about gays being celebrated for a full month while veterans only get one day.
So a random account.
unidentified
It's actually a pronounced responded.
elijah schaffer
Where's my gay discount at Cracker Barrel?
unidentified
Okay, so let's also, before we read any further, I don't understand that.
elijah schaffer
For before we read any further, I'm just going to throw the mic to you, Chandler.
How is this a clap back?
And what does that mean?
I'm going to zoom in a little more, I think, here on the screen so you can see it.
There you go.
unidentified
Even Chandler's.
chandler crump
I'm thinking about, where's my gay discount at Cracker Barrel?
elijah schaffer
Dude, gay is not.
chandler crump
I think he's trying to do some sort of anti-white slur saying cracker or something.
Where's my gay discount?
I don't know.
That seems more like a self-own that you actually believe that that's such a clapback and whatever queerity is, the most irrelevant gay website I've even heard of.
And that's saying something because gay websites aren't very big.
unidentified
And can I just jump in and defend Cracker Barrel on this?
Their food slaps.
I'm tired of people.
And it's like Cracker Barrel.
elijah schaffer
And they try to say that it is a racist slur.
They do try to say Cracker Barrel is racism.
They do try to say that the restaurant's name is racism.
So it's true.
And they try to say only white people eat there.
Have you ever been to Cracker Barrel?
unidentified
I love that.
elijah schaffer
There's a lot of brothers.
There's a lot of brothers at Cracker Barrel.
Dude, I'm sorry.
Call me racist and bigoted for saying this, but it is not a lie that black people like fried chicken.
That is not a lie.
Guess who fried chicken?
chandler crump
A lot of people like fried chicken.
elijah schaffer
But guess who fried chicken slaps?
Cracker barrel.
And guess what people don't realize?
In the south, even though Technist technically isn't the South here, there's a lot of black people and white people.
There's not a lot of Hispanics up here in these parts, okay?
And guess what?
Guess who likes fried chicken the most, probably?
White people and black people.
And guess who goes to Cracker Barrel?
A lot of white people and a lot of black people.
So as if black people aren't allowed to like, like, what black person have you met that doesn't like like green beans at collared greens, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese and fried chicken?
I'll be damned if you ever meet a black person who doesn't like that.
unidentified
I, I feel like you know all those foods.
They're not off limits other than watermelon.
Like that one really triggers the black community for some reason.
chandler crump
I don't get it and I don't know why they like watermelon.
elijah schaffer
I've been to barbecues.
unidentified
Who doesn't have watermelon like in the summertime?
Who the hell doesn't like watermelon?
elijah schaffer
That's what i'm trying to say.
Who's who doesn't have?
Who doesn't like watermelon?
It's like, oh well, black people like watermelons.
Like what do you mean?
Black people like watermelon?
Well, I didn't say at the expense of nobody else liking it.
There's a reason why it's at every grocery store.
We all like it.
chandler crump
So are we still talking about the queerty website?
Or are we talking about fried chicken here?
Because if we're talking about fried chicken, this is gonna be, this will be a very different type of show.
elijah schaffer
No well, i'm just saying that they're.
They're slapping back always like, oh, you're white and it's like, it's just that.
Well we, this is, this is the show.
Welcome to the show.
It goes in a lot of directions yeah, But I'm just.
This is slightly offensive when we end up talking about Welcome to our show.
unidentified
Our host is translucent, slightly chicken No, but it says.
elijah schaffer
It says, in case you're unaware, people who have a military idea get between a 20 and 30% off at the Cracker Barrel restaurant chain, including any of the items in the store as well as their yummy hometown cooking.
According to Veterans AND Manage the US Department OF Veterans Affairs.
I get it now as if we were supposed to know that.
Like reading that like, oh yeah, that like that was we were supposed to know, And it said this, and Schaefer's name sounds familiar.
He's the same person who wrote in the now-deleted tweet that he was inside Nancy Pelosi's office with thousands of revolutionaries who stormed the U.S. Capitol on January 6th before claiming he was merely reporting on the insurrection.
Not only is it shameful that they quote per-mashable, but also claims as if only the federal government gave out federal press credentials to make it a literal claim.
And he goes, he's also shared photos of discarded ballots from the 2018 midterm elections on Election Day, 2020, in a tweet Twitter removed, according to the New York Times.
So my point is that the gays have come down to feeling like they're mad at me.
The gays are mad at me.
They've targeted my show.
They've tried to get it taken down.
chandler crump
I mean, you're a straight white cis male.
You are their entire target audience so far as in trying to eliminate you from society.
That's the whole point.
I mean, anybody that's not in their mob is somebody that's an enemy.
And then once they eliminate all those enemies, then they start to delineate within themselves and divide and conquer themselves.
I mean, that's just kind of how it works.
And so we're all threats here, being straight, being not transgender, or if you want to say cis, whatever.
We are their enemies.
And so, of course, they're going to come for each and every one of us in whatever way they can.
elijah schaffer
No, they are.
And that's why it's time that if you don't want to be white anymore, you don't have to.
Oh, yes.
Cue the slit eyes.
And I'm not talking about Savannah's shot.
Let's go.
Let's show.
We almost get canceled every day, not only by our own network, but by YouTube.
Let's go just play this clip.
I just want to show you.
This is an individual.
I think I have the story open.
unidentified
Yeah, this clip of my cousin.
We look exactly this.
elijah schaffer
This is Oil London who insists that he is transracial after surgery to get Korean eye.
Let's play this.
chandler crump
I actually hate this.
unidentified
Hey guys, I'm finally Korean.
I've transitioned.
I'm so, so happy I've completed my look.
I'm finally Korean, guys.
I have the eyes.
Just had a brow lift as well.
So I'm so happy.
Finally, I've been trapped in the wrong body for eight years.
And that's the worst feeling in the world when you're trapped and you don't feel like you can be yourself.
But finally, I'm Korean.
I can be myself.
And I'm so, so happy.
Nani?
chandler crump
You know, I think it's kind of funny.
People always say it's not a choice to do this.
That guy is a lot older than eight.
So has he only been trapped in this body for eight years or has it been his whole life?
Or did eight years ago he decided, you know what?
I love K-pop so much that one day I'm going to make the government pay for 18 surgeries to slit my eyes out and change my brows.
They may shape a whole different fit, my whole face, a whole different shape, so that I can finally be Korean and I can finally be Jimin.
I mean, if he decided this eight years ago, then maybe it was a choice.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
I like how badly he said, Anaseo.
elijah schaffer
He was like, yeah, I actually worked in Korea for a while.
Little known.
unidentified
Sounds cool.
elijah schaffer
I worked in Gyangnam and I picked up some Korean.
And, you know.
unidentified
That was subpart Korean.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, people don't know.
I worked in China and Korea for a while as a, actually, as, I know it says, this is weird because I'm not very good looking, but I was a brand model representative for a vaporizer company because Korean women have a fetish for white men and they also like black guys too.
unidentified
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Korea.
elijah schaffer
But they have a fetish.
They have a fetish in South Korea.
They have a fetish for doing something else to white American men in North Korea.
But that's killing.
unidentified
Why do you say these things?
chandler crump
I don't know how much I believe you, Elijah, because there was that commercial that came out of China a few years ago where they put a black guy into a washer and then he came out and aged China.
Yeah, I know.
That's not China.
I mean, it's still.
elijah schaffer
South Koreans, they just like exotic, because we're like exotic looking to them.
chandler crump
Right.
elijah schaffer
And they're very inundated.
They like American culture, just like Americans like K-pop and stuff.
So like the idea, they're not mad at black actors and they like them.
And honestly, and white people, it's really weird because if you're like, if you're like me and you're like, what, maybe a 5.2, what would you say, Savannah?
What would you rate me?
unidentified
A three.
I'm kidding.
A 5.5.
elijah schaffer
Okay, a 5.5 higher.
chandler crump
I think Elijah is moderately attractive.
unidentified
Six.
elijah schaffer
Okay, six.
unidentified
He's a cute boy.
He's a cute boy.
elijah schaffer
We'll do a six.
If I'm a six here, listen, if you're a six here, you go up at least two to 2.5 points in South Korea.
Like you go, like you become your symmetry goes up.
So anybody who's looking for a good-looking Korean woman or you're looking to marry Jimin 2.0 put a bug on the screen.
chandler crump
Stop, please.
elijah schaffer
What a freaking lose.
chandler crump
You know, it's the highest form of racism, too, like, in my opinion, because this guy is like, okay, well, if I want to be Korean and I want to embrace this culture as much as possible, then instead of actually spending years learning the language and being good at it and learning the culture and just being, you know, a well-versed, well-knowledged, well-rounded human being on the subject, I'll just get some surgery so that I look like them or look like what my idea of what they look like is.
You know, it's kind of like some, I was on Mr. Prayther's show a couple days back and he was saying that this is a surgical blackface.
And I don't think it can get any clearer than that.
Because imagine Elijah yourself.
Imagine if you decided to walk into some, you know, some place where they do surgeries and you're like, all right, so what I want you to do is I want you to do a surgery, broaden my nose, adjust my eyes, make my eyes darker, and then just spray paint my skin in like permanent, permanent ink so it's become a few shades darker.
I mean, you are a black lesbian queen.
elijah schaffer
So would it would walking around with watermelon make it worse or better?
unidentified
I don't know.
chandler crump
That's a hard one.
Walk into Crackerberry.
I'll see how you receive.
unidentified
This whole episode, I'm just like, damn.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Welcome.
Welcome to the Real Diverse Show.
That's honestly true.
But that's the point.
It's like, you know, if we, the people who are new to the show watching, if we really held like toxic ideas, we wouldn't be joking about it.
And that's what the show is.
America used to be that you could joke about things because you didn't actually become transracial.
Like you could, you could.
Like, and that's why, that's why, even though I know people make it that blackface is super offensive and stuff, it's like in when I, back when I was in high school, things were offensive.
It was how you meant them.
Like, like, like, that's even where the N-word pass came from: was like the idea of like, this is my friend.
I don't care what they say because they're my friend.
Words, we're beyond words.
Our friendship is beyond words.
We don't get offended by little things we say.
We don't, we don't live by society standards.
Our friendship is stronger.
And it's like same with things too, like racist jokes are different things.
But now that the world has become so crazy, that's why everyone's so sensitive because people aren't joking anymore.
They're not, this isn't a joke.
This guy literally did this.
And this is not going to be the first of transracial surgeries.
chandler crump
Oh, it will not.
If only things could be the way they were just a few years ago.
But now, because we, you know, first allowed gay marriage to become a big thing and it became normalizing culture and it doesn't stop there.
They're going to keep turning up the heat.
And so then maybe let's say 2016, 2017, transgenderism became a really large thing.
And a lot more people started doing it.
And then they started to embrace it and make it larger.
So they had neo-pronouns and they, them.
So now you go on Instagram, they have pronouns actually embraced and emboldened.
So it's a separate spot.
It doesn't even have to be in your bio.
There's a little whole slot for it on your profile.
And it's just going to get even worse and worse.
And actually, this guy's pronouns, his official pronouns that he goes by are they, them, core, E-N, K-O-R, and then slash E-A-N.
If you told me this five years ago, I would have laughed in your face and thought, well, that's a funny joke.
That's almost as funny as president.
That's almost as funny as Trump running for president.
And now here we are in 2021 with a man who is in full seriousness adjusting the slit of his eyes so that he can pass as Korean.
elijah schaffer
You know what they say?
You know what they say?
They say, as we've said on the show, Ching Chong, something wong.
That is true.
There's something wrong with America.
And that's absolutely.
Look at this picture on my screen right here.
This is so bad.
This is him before.
He's British and he became like as if being Korean.
chandler crump
He looked like Queen Elizabeth in that right image.
Come on now.
I don't even know what he is in that left one.
Like hip, hip Abraham Lincoln.
Come on now.
I don't know what I'm looking at here.
Oh no.
I guess colonizing has become has gained a new definition now.
elijah schaffer
Have you remember that one picture, Savannah, of all those black kids doing this like doing the slit eyes with them?
Yeah, doing that with the kids.
With the black kid?
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chandler crump
Like if you see Mr. Ollie London in the street and you just want to give it to him, you're like, ah, it's okay.
elijah schaffer
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Stay away from me.
chandler crump
Don't steal my race again.
elijah schaffer
Don't steal my race again.
Okay.
You mentioned neo pronouns.
So it was only a few months ago that our audience was shocked at the development of neopronouns.
I would say about four or five months ago, we introduced neopronouns to our audience.
unidentified
Not too long ago.
elijah schaffer
And we're talking about them.
It just so happens on our last episode, we had one of our favorite neo-pronoun women who had explained that their gender changed every minute.
You remember that?
Remember that girl?
chandler crump
I do not.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that they said gender can change by the minute and you have to be sensitive.
Apparently, they've moved into neo-pronouns.
They are back and as confusing as ever.
If you haven't been with us in the show and you don't know what a neo-pronoun is, I'm going to warn you as you watch this video, you will probably come out less understanding of what they are, but you will have gotten the explanation.
So we will have at least done our job to give you the information.
chandler crump
Let's get into it.
elijah schaffer
Let's get into it.
unidentified
What are your preferred pronouns?
chandler crump
Uh-oh.
unidentified
Zazem.
chandler crump
Oh, I've never heard those before.
unidentified
What are they?
They're what's known as neopronouns.
elijah schaffer
What are neopronouns?
unidentified
They're basically your own custom pronouns.
When no other pronouns seem to fit, you come up with your own pronouns.
elijah schaffer
Custom race, custom pronouns.
chandler crump
Oh my gosh.
unidentified
Oh, how do I use them?
It depends on their pronouns.
Ze Zem follows a similar spelling to they and them.
elijah schaffer
This is your Nintendo Me in real life.
unidentified
So Ze Zem, Zemself, Zares, things like that.
Oh, okay.
And there are other new pronouns you said?
Well, yeah, because they're customizable.
elijah schaffer
Anything can be a pronoun, really.
unidentified
Oh, I didn't realize that you can customize your own pronouns.
That's pretty cool.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
Okay.
chandler crump
So such a poisoned use.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So this gigolo looking, what are those things called clown gigolos?
It's like, they call me Zaz or Zezem.
Ziz or something to them.
unidentified
Tree sometimes, if I feel like.
chandler crump
Tree self.
elijah schaffer
Do you know that I was introduced to Neo pronouns back in 2018 at LA Pride, and there was this transgender person, which, and I was like, I asked him, I was like, hey, what are your pronouns?
And they're like, there's some out there.
I think they're like Z, Zaz, Zer, Zer, Zer.
And they couldn't remember them.
And we were laughing like, oh, and they even started laughing with me.
Like, I was like, man, this is never going to catch on.
This is like the dumbest stuff you'd ever hear out of LA, right?
And now it's hit the mainstream with Gen Z. How are you feeling about your generation?
unidentified
Chairman, but more importantly, because we don't want to be bigoted, what are your preferred pronouns?
So actually they might have changed.
chandler crump
At this moment, if you go to my Instagram page on your mobile phone, you'll see my pronouns are NI Zer.
unidentified
That sounds close to something else.
My name is.
What are yours, Elijah?
elijah schaffer
I'll show you right now.
I'll go to my screen.
Okay, are yours up here?
chandler crump
You can't see it on a desktop.
You can only see it on mobile.
elijah schaffer
You can't see it on desktop?
unidentified
Sorry, Elijah's a boomer, clearly.
chandler crump
Everybody grab your phones and just go to chandler.crump on Instagram.
Follow me while you're at it, and you'll see my pronouns right now.
Ar-ara.
Ar-ara.
You know, they're a thing.
elijah schaffer
Follow Chandler Crump.
See his page, chandler.crump.
That's chandler.crump at chandler.crump on Instagram.
Yeah.
Let's get him to 30,000 followers if we can.
chandler crump
I've been there before and I've got taken back down.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm aware.
Hey, we've been going for a long time.
I think this show's only at like, what, 217?
We should be higher, but it's hard to keep up social media when you're doing a lot.
But okay, so if you come down to this, it's like, yeah, it does not stop with they, them.
It's not going to stop.
It's not, and we want to know how, again, how is your generation doing when you, when you hear that there are people that think that they are, they're so narcissistic that they believe that, that you care about their pronouns, that you should care or that you even would care, this is your generation and because apparently, George Floyd represents all black people, we're gonna let you represent all of gen z go ahead.
chandler crump
So uh, i'd say, right now, the so big social square of where gen z is is tick TOCK and I know tick tock kind of caters, what videos it shows you to who you are and what you look at.
But i'd say, right now, if I look at tick tock and I scroll uh, even when i'm not on my account, when i'm just scrolling through like a, an alt account to see like an, An average group of what I'm seeing.
There's a lot of videos where it's neo-pronouns.
And like, I think I've seen that video on my 42 page as well.
But then you see the comments.
Oh man, the comments sure are something.
So I think right now it's sort of an even split, maybe even more greater on the side of kids, or when I say kids, I mean Gen Zers that are against these neo pronouns and against changing your gender 24,000 times a day.
And so I'd say it's kind of hopeful to see the comments.
People are like, leave a like on this comment if you believe this is the most stupid thing you've heard all day.
And it'll be like 100,000, 200,000 likes on that comment.
It is, you know, the engagement is massive.
There are a lot of kids out there, and I'm sure a good amount of them are watching this show today that do not believe in any of this mess.
If they're engaging in content like this, they are on the side that is like, listen, you're a boy or a girl, and anything else outside of that is really delusional, and you can't change anything between them.
There's a lot of people that believe that, and we just need to embrace them in that and show them that.
There's a lot other, there's a lot of other people outside of them that believe it as well.
It's a lot of a, it's a, it's a much larger group than you really think.
They make you out to feel so alone.
They had these neo pronouns and transgenderism and everything out there to make you feel like you are the only one left that is still nor mole as your pronouns.
elijah schaffer
So minor.
I don't know.
Where is my phone?
Minor, actually, I'm going to put up a screen here.
And no, I know, Chandler, don't think into this too, just like yours.
Mine is comer.
C-O-M-E, it's Kumer.
That's literally my pronouns on you.
Also known as Komer, which if you put it together into one word, which would be food, but it's cumer.
That's what it's my.
And that's really what's weird.
It has come down to that.
And that, and by the way, I didn't make those up.
People don't know this on Instagram.
chandler crump
Yeah, those are pretty.
You can't customize that.
elijah schaffer
You can't customize it.
chandler crump
You can customize it.
I would have went for something a little crazier, but I didn't.
I just picked what was there.
I was like, hmm, knee.
And then, whoa, K-N-E-E.
elijah schaffer
And then I just would have been like, G-U-R-G-H.
Nerd.
chandler crump
No, it's crazy that.
And Zura.
Zur is actually one of those really popular ones.
And so, like, Z-I-R, that's a really popular one.
I see a lot of people with that.
elijah schaffer
I thought Zur was just what young kids with lisps called old men.
Hello, sir.
chandler crump
Yeah, I think that's kind of where it comes from, where like they just like they add like X or Z to any one of those pronouns.
Like there is like MX instead of, you know, I think there was a story about that a few years back where there was an actual teacher who made her students address her as mix.
And so MX, those were her, like, that was her honorific.
It's, it's just kind of like a perversion of what's already there.
They're not creative enough to come up with an actual third gender or anything.
You'll notice all these pronouns are masculine or feminine, and there is no in-between.
Even when they get something as crazy of like, my pronouns are Zandar.
Well, that's masculine in a way.
You know, words, even in the English language, as much as we want to get away from it, are indeed at their root causes masculine and feminine.
And, you know, it kind of goes back to that root where, you know, there's that funny image on Amazon where it's like the shirt that says there are more than two genders, but the only available sizes are male and female.
Because no matter how many genders you convince yourself there are and no matter how many different mental illnesses you can give yourself by all these, it is still down to the root cause that is science and biology and what God created in that is male and female.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and to think about this, that after what, 10 years in this progressive movement, we've come down to calling ourselves the reduction of some sort of Star Wars character.
My name is Zawzem Order.
unidentified
My pronouns are RGD2.
elijah schaffer
My name is Zandar.
chandler crump
It's Zandar.
Zandar of the Jedi Order.
elijah schaffer
It's Zawzem!
chandler crump
No, no, no, of the gender order.
elijah schaffer
It's like, oh my gosh.
Okay, so speaking of the pee-pee people that like to put their pee-pees in places where they shouldn't, including in wooden spaces, they could transition as if that's where we're at.
I don't know.
chandler crump
Don't say transition.
Every word is, every word is lost.
elijah schaffer
Everything so, gosh, Dave Urbanski from Blaze, you guys did it again.
Can I say Blaze's titling has been so good recently?
unidentified
Let's check this out real quick.
Oh.
chandler crump
Yes.
elijah schaffer
He has a penis.
Outraged woman claims spa allowed naked man in female area in front of young girls because he identified as a woman.
It says here that in a video that quickly has gone viral, an outraged woman confronted an employee behind a counter at a spa and demanded to know why a naked man was allowed to enter a female-only section in front of young girls.
If we read more here, Instagram user blah, blah, blah, said who claimed the cell phone video is hers, wrote that naked men allowed in woman day spa, Los Angeles, California.
I'm sure you're not shocked there.
chandler crump
Definitely not.
We spawn city.
elijah schaffer
We spa allows a man in a woman's wet spa section where all the women are naked, mothers with their young daughters and teens.
The wee spa allowed the men access just because he calls himself a woman.
This was naked, exposing his testicles and penis, slinging left to right in front of the young girls, teens, and grown women.
What is our world coming to you?
And we think we have this video here that has gone viral.
Let's go ahead and cue that.
unidentified
You don't.
So it's okay.
I just want to be clear with you.
It's okay.
It's okay for a man to go into the women's section, show his penis around other women, young little girls under age.
Your spa, we spa condone that.
Is that what you're saying?
Like I asked.
It's so he so he can stay there.
elijah schaffer
I can't hear you, sir.
You plastic in a mask.
unidentified
My sexual orientation.
I see a dick.
It lets me know he's a man.
Yeah.
I like it.
She sounds spicy.
elijah schaffer
I like her on my show.
unidentified
Yeah.
chandler crump
I've been telling you guys.
I've been telling everybody.
unidentified
He's not a female.
He is not a female.
Hold on.
He is not a female, sweetie.
Okay.
Girls down there.
Other women.
chandler crump
Oh, you got to see this card.
unidentified
They're just highly offended for what they just saw.
And you did nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
In fact, you sided with him.
So we spa is an agreement with men that just say they are a woman and they can go down there with their penis and get into the women's section.
Is that what you're saying?
chandler crump
When she turns the camera, what?
unidentified
What?
What, really?
What law?
What law?
elijah schaffer
Should change it to wee we spa.
unidentified
So women can go into the men's with their breaths.
Just so we're all clear.
Okay.
chandler crump
And then this guy.
unidentified
Yeah, y'all wouldn't come back either.
Yeah, get your money back.
You got a man with his penis talking about he's a woman.
He ain't no woman.
Uh-uh.
Yeah, give her her money back.
Are you talking about a transgender person?
There's no such thing as transgender.
He's a dick.
Okay?
He has a penis.
His penis is hanging out.
Here's the white liberal speak up for my right.
As a woman, I have a right to feel comfortable without a man exposing himself.
Okay.
No, you go somewhere else.
Okay, so that's right.
No, he's not a transgender.
He has a penis, just like you do.
elijah schaffer
Mr. Gynecomastia over there with the little man boobies coming in hot.
chandler crump
He should buy one of those bikinis.
unidentified
Yeah.
Why is it always the white savior that has to come and spooky?
elijah schaffer
It's always that.
unidentified
It's like, right on cute.
Excuse me.
elijah schaffer
Get to transgender.
I'm sorry.
Why don't you just shut the front door there for a second?
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's what I was going to say.
I wasn't going to curse because God's watching.
But I will say this: I thought of a lot of mean things I could have said.
And also, it's also interesting too because you can't see his nipples at the shirt.
So he's got like inverted nipples and gynecomastia.
And he's like, I haven't.
This guy's had fluoride in his water for too long.
unidentified
Gosh.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, sir.
Have you been drinking atrazine?
Because I want to know.
The frogs are no longer the only ones that are gay.
chandler crump
When I was first looking at him, and I was on another show, and we were watching this video, and I was like, is that the man who is transgender so cold?
Because he sure looks like it.
I honestly can't tell.
And it takes people like the lady who recorded that video to stand up against the mob.
And that is the mob right there.
You're looking at them right there.
Those are the people who lobbied in Congress and lobbied in the state houses to make sure that a transgender man who is proven to have different mental illnesses can be engaged with your children, with your young girl teen daughters in the spa.
That's how you do it right there.
That's what happens.
And I think the only way at this point is to, like somebody said, as much as I hate to say it, find a new spa because we spa is not going to change their ways.
The we spa manager there was like, well, it's a transgender person.
It's a sexuality.
He's allowed to be there.
And that's it.
And then you had that beta cook right there pulling up.
Like, are you talking about a transgender person?
He should be allowed to do what he's allowed to do that.
elijah schaffer
And yeah, it's like, look at that little girl's there.
Man, you should be in jail.
You need to add two L's and a Y to your spa's name, Willie Spa, because I'm showing them pee pees to those children.
And that's not okay.
And it's just, it's true.
Look, that's why immorality and these things become very difficult in society because, you know, you go from freedom of sexuality to then two consenting adults to then adults only to then, you know, non-sexual interactions with people in public spaces where that woman's right.
Like if we're in a woman's only area, a woman, especially because sex is very different to women, it's very emotional.
And a lot of women don't know, especially young women.
That's why when you give yourself up sexually at a young age and stuff, men can get away with it a little bit more.
They can, because a lot of times to them, it's a physical feeling.
To women, it damages their spirit, their soul in a deeper level.
And so when you go in there as a man and you go and you pull out your little dangly wangly in the words of what's her name?
That rapper, the WAP rapper.
What's her name?
Cardi B. Cardi B. Piggly Wiggly.
I don't know what that word was.
unidentified
Yeah, can we start calling it Piggly Wiggly?
elijah schaffer
The Piggly Wiggly.
That's sexual assault of a child.
That is sexual assault.
And that's where it's gone to the state.
chandler crump
That used to be a crime.
elijah schaffer
It should be.
unidentified
Decent exposure.
chandler crump
Yes.
It was.
elijah schaffer
That little, dude, there's so I wish I could that little maggot, that guy in the white t-shirt that comes out and is like, against transgender.
No, she's like, he has a dick.
And I'm like, hell yeah, get it, slay queen.
unidentified
I just want to say that this is why we need to bring back bullying because people like this think they can come up to women and speak for them on their behalf, but they can't.
And this is why we need to bring back bullying because I'm tired of these beta cucks out here in society defending this straight up degeneracy.
elijah schaffer
And she sounds like she probably is black.
Right?
chandler crump
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So she's a I'm just going off their off their totem pole.
Right.
So it's no, but I'm saying their totem pole.
This is a black woman, right?
Where it says, you know, this is a black woman who's, we've been fighting for their rights, for women's rights, for black rights.
And this little white guy comes over and is like, you know, oh, I'm sorry.
And you could tell he's got some popsicle sucking lips is all I can say there.
Look at that.
Look at those cheeks.
They've seen some stuff.
He looks depressed.
unidentified
It's a pedo statue.
elijah schaffer
He's a heroin addict.
He looks like a heroin addict.
He looks like a degenerate.
And he's like, listen, I know about life.
It's like, dude, you are a depressed piece of crap.
You are not here to run society.
You should be bullied.
That person should not be influencing policy.
You are not strong.
You are not influential.
You are not an example.
You are advocating for the sexualization and exposure to genitalia of children, sir.
And I don't care what the race of the person you're speaking to.
You're a sick human being.
And you and the people that you're advocating for should be cited, fined, and/or put in jail.
Because if you are promoting crime, if you promote murder, if you push someone to murder, you're an advocate to murder.
If you promote robbery, you're an advocate to robbery.
And if you promote the sexualization of children and the assault of children, you are also guilty for advocating and being connected to that.
That should be a crime.
These people should be in jail.
But you know where they're headed?
Somewhere a lot worse, the lake of fire.
So I'm sorry.
It's just true.
They're going to burn in town, eternal damnation because of this kind of sick, degenerate crap.
chandler crump
Yeah.
I mean, just a year ago, that was probably the type of guy saying we need to respect and listen to black voices.
And now he's going to talk down on you no matter what.
And that's the exact same thing they did to Stella Emmanuel.
See, they will only listen to your quote-unquote black voice if you're spouting the exact same thing they want you to spout.
And because that lady was not there saying, yeah, yeah, we got a man in the women's spa, then she's not acceptable.
elijah schaffer
Right, because I'm sorry, Chandler.
I know you found this out quickly.
You missed, you missed the Black Rising Star era, the 2015 Griff, 2016 Grift, where if you were a black conservative, you could immediately get ahead.
Because what you came in and you were a black conservative and then this bad thing called tech censorship took place where they didn't care if people wanted to hear your opinion.
They decided for you, which I know you've never, there's never been a point in history where white, rich people were deciding what black people couldn't, could not say.
chandler crump
Actually, the people that run YouTube were.
elijah schaffer
That's the first time in history.
Yeah.
The first time in history that rich, white people have decided what black people should have a voice.
chandler crump
It's the most diverse oppression I've ever experienced.
elijah schaffer
And so they've decided you shouldn't speak.
You've gone through a lot of censorship yourself.
unidentified
Definitely.
elijah schaffer
They've really hit down on you, which is why people should follow you on YouTube.
They should follow you on Instagram.
You're on Twitter as well.
chandler crump
I am.
elijah schaffer
You're everywhere.
chandler crump
But the one thing I promote the most out of all these things is these alt tech platforms.
I've been on a few different shows and literally every single time I've spent maybe 10 minutes talking about these alt tech platforms.
That is Rumble, Odyssey, Gab, and Mines.
Those four, those first two are like YouTube alternatives.
So Rumble and Odyssey, I'm sure you've heard of those.
elijah schaffer
We're on there.
chandler crump
Yeah.
So you're on there, which is great.
And I'm on Lumme.
elijah schaffer
You'll watch our show on Rumble.
chandler crump
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I do a live show every week and at 8 Eastern on Tuesdays on my YouTube channel, but I've also started doing it on Rumble.
And I've now noticed that I actually get higher views on Rumble on average in comparison to YouTube.
These platforms are actually a true representative, are truly representative of what you can do and what audience you can reach.
And these platforms are much smaller than everything else, too.
And so, you know, as much as I want to say, say it, we need to get on these alternative platforms.
Another platform I'm on, which I think you're on as well, is locals, right?
You're on locals.
elijah schaffer
I can't be on locals.
I'm on Blaze TV.
I have a very strict contract.
chandler crump
Oh, you can't be on locals?
elijah schaffer
No, because I can't take, I can't, I can't, my members, I have my locals.
It's on Blaze TV.
I have a paid portal.
So you can support me directly at blazetv.com slash Elijah.
Where can they support you?
chandler crump
You can go to chandlercrump.locals.com to sign up for my membership and all that's available there.
I make exclusive content.
I'm going to start live streaming on locals too.
All that stuff is great.
You know, all those different platforms.
And you guys have got a really great setup over here at Blaze.
And so I'm really happy to come on these shows and speak with y'all.
You guys do some really great work.
And it's great to see that the movement of people that are not following the, I don't want to say the word, but the sexualization of children rise, the rise of that terrible P word.
If you're fighting against that, you're definitely a friend of mine.
elijah schaffer
Pickles.
chandler crump
Picklephilia.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, picklephilia.
But I'm going to say that it is affecting people.
Like, do you see this?
It's starting to affect, we've moved past the gays because an Aussie Lesbians friendship group, just 1,300 lonely lesbians getting together had their group shut down because they weren't allowing transgenders and they weren't allowing men in their group.
So they got shut down for being bigoted.
And this is what I'd say for all of y'all who advocated to censor us when we were speaking out about this.
I'm so done defending these people.
It's like, you know what?
We've experienced this.
More people need to experience it now too so that you realize that we are not just being a bunch of complaining conservatives like the left always says it, that we're just crying and crying because we're targeted.
No, we warned you that this would seep into society, that the cancel culture would cancel you, that the censorship would censor you.
You thought that giving people, corrupt people, power, that you would be exempt.
Corruption always seeds down like a funnel to eventually this one person that has the power and everyone else gets screwed.
And so it's like, we might have been at the periphery, but we're not the last ones.
And actually, we have a theory about this show that the only reason why we're not deleted is because the feds and tech need like some shows to monitor the status quo and to like keep online.
And so like they allow certain people to stay up.
And so we don't get strikes or anything.
We're just no.
chandler crump
Yeah, I've gotten about three strikes on my YouTube channel so far.
I was actually like, I appealed one strike because I did a video about the Democrats storming the Georgia Capitol.
And they hit me for like, oh, that's false.
It didn't happen.
And I appealed it.
And they're like, oh, crap, that did happen.
So they removed the strike.
And literally the next day, I got another one.
I was this close to losing my entire channel.
And so it's really crazy to see that.
unidentified
You're too powerful, Chandler.
elijah schaffer
We might get our first strike for mentioning the medical misinformation earlier.
Watch.
But it is crazy that all of this being said and done, that this is where we're at.
And it is the last day of Pride.
Final thoughts on the last day of Pride?
chandler crump
You know, I'm very sad to see the month go.
It was great to just watch the community fall apart.
You know, the LGB community had a chance to eliminate the tea and stop the rise.
But as always, that mill just always finds somebody new to grind up.
And so lesbians that did not want to include biological men in their group are being deleted off of Facebook.
The censorship will come.
The hatred will come.
You cannot be what you are anymore.
And so I think I can say that I'm sad to see it go, but I'm happy to see a new wave of happiness and a new wave of non-degeneracy come back along.
And Pride in our nation once again.
I mean, Juneteenth is gone.
So all that's left is July 4th.
You know, I'm happy for that.
And let's just, let's just get a move on.
elijah schaffer
And that's to remind you guys that there is not a special with Alex Jones on Blazetv.com.
So for our subscribers, we actually give exclusive content now.
And we actually, it's good content, like meaning we spent money and went down to not Austin, Texas to not meet with Alex Jones at a studio and create a special that is also only exclusively on Blazetv.com.
So if you want good content, I'm also going to be going to New York to make an exclusive piece of content as well with soon with not Gavin McGinnis because I wouldn't do that because he founded the Proud Boys.
And why would I do that?
But that'll be on Blaze TV exclusively only as well.
We just like to do that kind of stuff.
I'm going to start flying around just meeting up with cool people and making content on Blazetv.com.
chandler crump
Well, make sure you come along to Atlanta.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, we will see.
Just to let you guys know, CPAC is coming up in a couple of weeks as well as SAS for Turning Point USA.
I will be at both of those.
If you want to meet, if you want to say hi, I will be at CPAC here in Dallas.
I will be at SAS.
I believe you will be at both of those as well.
At least SAS, yes.
chandler crump
Definitely SAS.
More than likely CPAC as well.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
So if you want to meet Chandler, and I know that Sav will be at CPAC, probably not SAS.
So if you'd like to meet any of us, feel free to hit us up and say hello.
As always, guys, please remember if you make it this far on the podcast.
Hopefully that means that you like it because I have a weird theory that if you've gone 53 minutes and 36 seconds into a podcast and you didn't like it, you might want to join drag syndrome because you might have something wrong with you.
But also because why would you waste 54 minutes of your life on a show you don't like?
chandler crump
Just because they love looking at my beautiful face.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, exactly.
Maybe you just like Chandler.
So we encourage you, please, the freest and easiest way you can support the show is by leaving us a five-star review.
We really are almost at 4,000 reviews, which is really good.
That's actually really good considering that we just started like nine months ago asking for reviews and we've gotten 4,000 and you have to click and go there.
And guys, I'm telling you, it has helped us so much to the point where I'm so excited.
We have a new project launching very soon.
You're going to get a lot more of Elijah and some other people.
It's a huge production project coming up that's going to be really awesome.
We always read a couple of your reviews at the end.
So you may also get it read, which is awesome.
We have a review from Ermiya.
I don't know how to say that.
unidentified
It's like, it's got like a... I like the Joe Biden whisper you did for me.
chandler crump
I wrote the bill.
elijah schaffer
I wrote the bill.
unidentified
One point.
chandler crump
I wrote the dang bill.
I don't care how many plaques it throws into prison.
I wrote the bill.
elijah schaffer
I wrote it.
Armia wrote, Can we please have slightly offensive every single day of the week?
It's possible you'll get that very soon.
With literally, I'm not lazy.
They just don't let us produce more than two episodes a week.
I'm not joking.
It's like my contract.
I can't make more.
I recently discovered your podcast via a YouTube recommendation.
Can't believe they still do that.
Gotta say, for once, the algorithm did its job.
Absolutely love your show.
It's without a doubt my fave podcast at the moment.
Elijah and Sav.
I love both your enthusiasm and energy.
God bless you both.
And God bless you too, Ermia.
Honestly, I didn't write the bill, but I can say God bless you.
unidentified
Thank you for living your five-star video.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
chandler crump
Make sure to get some chocolate.
unidentified
Jordan gosh, is that French?
Jordan Choiler.
chandler crump
Soilo.
elijah schaffer
Jordan.
I don't know.
Said, capitalized caption.
Thank you.
Elijah.
You're not just in my top 17.
Wow, this is so good, huh?
I'm in their top 17.
I'm top seven hosts.
I love your show.
I love the show and love to see my girls, Sav and Kez, when she comes on every Wednesday and Friday.
Your show's middle school broom closet humor numbs pain of the stupidity of femme boys and transing the kids.
Stay clown-pilled.
Have Matt Walsh, absolute chat on the show, ASAP.
God bless.
Anyway, thank you guys so much again for watching.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, your top 17 hosts, or in some cases, your top seven, live from the broom closet here in Dallas, Texas.
My guest today was Chandler Crump, Gen Z Commentator.
You can follow him on all alternate platforms and also regular platforms until he's banned.
You can also check out this shirt he's wearing right now, which is his merch.
chandler crump
Let me see if I can show it better.
Yeah, it's just Biden running on empty.
He's out of gas.
That's at chandlercrump.com/slash shop.
elijah schaffer
ChandlerCrump.com/slash shop.
Also, remember, you guys don't know this.
I have new merch coming out soon, but we have a bunch of like basic merch right now, slightly offensive.
Rep your brand.
You can also follow Savannah Hernandez on her YouTube as well as on all social media and alternate media.
Make sure you check her out.
Have a great rest of the week.
Please stay safe.
We'll see you when Pride is over.
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