June 30, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Are “Kinky Kids” The New Normal? | Guest: Chandler Crump | Ep 166
We are definitely going downhill. Pride Month ends and we are already promoting bikinis, makeup, and kinks for young boys, and no, this isn’t some fringe website. This is the Washington Post, owned by billionaire Amazon founder Jeff Bezos. Don’t be fooled by the rainbows and parties, this movement is coming for our kids and we are here to expose them before it’s too late.
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Well, that was actually the most normal thing I've seen this pride because those people actually had down syndrome So their odd behavior is kind of explainable But for the rest of the people celebrating Pride, what the hell is going on with you guys?
The month is finally over.
June is coming to an end, and we have gotten to the point where you can go to my screen, Savannah.
Drag Syndrome, the Down Syndrome drag queens, who we've come to know and love, their celebratory month is coming to a close.
And so we thought we would dedicate this episode to looking at more of the absolute insanity in the world in this Skittle flavorful rainbow month.
And I brought on one of my favorite people who I have worked with since the beginning of this show.
You know, I've spent the last 30 or so days just celebrating Pride and being so proud of the community, just watching the constant death and mental illness and degeneration at every step.
It's been so, such a prideful moment to see, and it's just sad to see it come to a close.
You know, as we get into this and we look at this, I mean, pride brings us wonderful things.
Like if you go to my screen, transgender bikini swimwear for young boys.
It feels illegal looking like this, to be frank with you.
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Let's go back to my screen.
Sorry for this, guys.
Josh let us know that they are now targeting children at the end of Pride by offering bikinis.
Yeah, honestly, it's something, it's something strange to see.
And I'm looking at it over there and I'm wondering, like, what is their market here?
Because they say they say transgender boy.
So is this for you know boys who were born or girls who were born as girls and then believe they're boys but still have things that they need to cover up?
I mean, doesn't that kind of negate the whole point?
Because the point of a bikini is to appeal to girls, young girls, women, all that, so that they can swim comfortably.
But then when you become a boy, you shouldn't need that anymore, right?
I mean, whether you have the surgery or not, you're a boy, so you don't need a bikini to swim.
But Savannah, I mean, when you look at this, what disturbs me the most about this, the bikini tops for kids, is not only the phrase, it's called look at the bottom.
It says the bikini slip for kids is the name down there.
That's not the first thing I noticed at all, honestly.
It's become so normal that to see an obese child, in my opinion, it's not strange.
The only strange thing so far is the makeup.
The they, them pronouns, that's starting to not be a strange thing for me either.
You know, something I always say as a sort of commentary on culture is that I knew what being gay was before I knew my multiplication tables.
I was like four when I learned that, whoa, boys can like other boys and girls can like girls too.
I always thought, you know, that's kind of interesting, you know, cool.
The schools and the culture taught me that that was an okay thing.
And so when I saw people in my school exploring that in elementary school exploring that, it was totally okay.
The sexualization of our youth and our culture was a completely normal thing to me.
I wasn't even double digits yet.
And so to see that kid with the they them pronouns, you know, it's slightly strange, but we're at such a point that it just, it doesn't shock me anymore.
No, but Crown Royal whiskey, it comes in a purple velvet bag, which I found out in a horrible way.
He was naked with his butt showing.
And a little kid came up and like touched and like rubbed against his genitals in a bag, like taped onto him.
And there was like police standing nearby.
And I even brought it up.
I was angry and I was like, dude, what the heck's going on?
But the parent let the kid do this.
And I saw, you know, kids on floats and thongs and things like that, like bending over and twerking, spreading their butt cheeks of kids, like eight years old, nine years old.
I almost threw up.
And I remember I was with my old producer and he was like having like almost like a, like he was like, I feel like it's illegal to be here.
Like I, like, I'm hearing everything here and I'm trying to, you know, piece together what I can even say because these are kids that are my age and younger.
You know, half, you know, eight year olds.
That's half my age just about.
These kids were born in the 2010s.
These kids are born within the times that we all have memories and now they are undergoing the things that we can't even begin to imagine.
This is so damaging to our future and so damaging to them.
Even right now, I'm sure even in a few months, these kids will experience symptoms that you could never imagine, you know, just all sorts of mental illnesses and just ailments because of all this.
It's bad.
And it's really sad to imagine how it could get even worse in the future with these kids having future manifestations about what they're experiencing now.
Twitter user at ACACCH only needed seven words to clap back at Elijah Schaefer, a reporter for the right-wing website, The Blaze, after he complained on Twitter about gays being celebrated for a full month while veterans only get one day.
I think he's trying to do some sort of anti-white slur saying cracker or something.
Where's my gay discount?
I don't know.
That seems more like a self-own that you actually believe that that's such a clapback and whatever queerity is, the most irrelevant gay website I've even heard of.
And that's saying something because gay websites aren't very big.
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And can I just jump in and defend Cracker Barrel on this?
In the south, even though Technist technically isn't the South here, there's a lot of black people and white people.
There's not a lot of Hispanics up here in these parts, okay?
And guess what?
Guess who likes fried chicken the most, probably?
White people and black people.
And guess who goes to Cracker Barrel?
A lot of white people and a lot of black people.
So as if black people aren't allowed to like, like, what black person have you met that doesn't like like green beans at collared greens, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese and fried chicken?
I'll be damned if you ever meet a black person who doesn't like that.
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I, I feel like you know all those foods.
They're not off limits other than watermelon.
Like that one really triggers the black community for some reason.
It says, in case you're unaware, people who have a military idea get between a 20 and 30% off at the Cracker Barrel restaurant chain, including any of the items in the store as well as their yummy hometown cooking.
According to Veterans AND Manage the US Department OF Veterans Affairs.
I get it now as if we were supposed to know that.
Like reading that like, oh yeah, that like that was we were supposed to know, And it said this, and Schaefer's name sounds familiar.
He's the same person who wrote in the now-deleted tweet that he was inside Nancy Pelosi's office with thousands of revolutionaries who stormed the U.S. Capitol on January 6th before claiming he was merely reporting on the insurrection.
Not only is it shameful that they quote per-mashable, but also claims as if only the federal government gave out federal press credentials to make it a literal claim.
And he goes, he's also shared photos of discarded ballots from the 2018 midterm elections on Election Day, 2020, in a tweet Twitter removed, according to the New York Times.
So my point is that the gays have come down to feeling like they're mad at me.
I worked in China and Korea for a while as a, actually, as, I know it says, this is weird because I'm not very good looking, but I was a brand model representative for a vaporizer company because Korean women have a fetish for white men and they also like black guys too.
I don't know how much I believe you, Elijah, because there was that commercial that came out of China a few years ago where they put a black guy into a washer and then he came out and aged China.
They like American culture, just like Americans like K-pop and stuff.
So like the idea, they're not mad at black actors and they like them.
And honestly, and white people, it's really weird because if you're like, if you're like me and you're like, what, maybe a 5.2, what would you say, Savannah?
You know, it's the highest form of racism, too, like, in my opinion, because this guy is like, okay, well, if I want to be Korean and I want to embrace this culture as much as possible, then instead of actually spending years learning the language and being good at it and learning the culture and just being, you know, a well-versed, well-knowledged, well-rounded human being on the subject, I'll just get some surgery so that I look like them or look like what my idea of what they look like is.
You know, it's kind of like some, I was on Mr. Prayther's show a couple days back and he was saying that this is a surgical blackface.
And I don't think it can get any clearer than that.
Because imagine Elijah yourself.
Imagine if you decided to walk into some, you know, some place where they do surgeries and you're like, all right, so what I want you to do is I want you to do a surgery, broaden my nose, adjust my eyes, make my eyes darker, and then just spray paint my skin in like permanent, permanent ink so it's become a few shades darker.
It's like, you know, if we, the people who are new to the show watching, if we really held like toxic ideas, we wouldn't be joking about it.
And that's what the show is.
America used to be that you could joke about things because you didn't actually become transracial.
Like you could, you could.
Like, and that's why, that's why, even though I know people make it that blackface is super offensive and stuff, it's like in when I, back when I was in high school, things were offensive.
It was how you meant them.
Like, like, like, that's even where the N-word pass came from: was like the idea of like, this is my friend.
I don't care what they say because they're my friend.
Words, we're beyond words.
Our friendship is beyond words.
We don't get offended by little things we say.
We don't, we don't live by society standards.
Our friendship is stronger.
And it's like same with things too, like racist jokes are different things.
But now that the world has become so crazy, that's why everyone's so sensitive because people aren't joking anymore.
They're not, this isn't a joke.
This guy literally did this.
And this is not going to be the first of transracial surgeries.
Have you remember that one picture, Savannah, of all those black kids doing this like doing the slit eyes with them?
Yeah, doing that with the kids.
With the black kid?
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Yeah, that they said gender can change by the minute and you have to be sensitive.
Apparently, they've moved into neo-pronouns.
They are back and as confusing as ever.
If you haven't been with us in the show and you don't know what a neo-pronoun is, I'm going to warn you as you watch this video, you will probably come out less understanding of what they are, but you will have gotten the explanation.
So we will have at least done our job to give you the information.
Do you know that I was introduced to Neo pronouns back in 2018 at LA Pride, and there was this transgender person, which, and I was like, I asked him, I was like, hey, what are your pronouns?
And they're like, there's some out there.
I think they're like Z, Zaz, Zer, Zer, Zer.
And they couldn't remember them.
And we were laughing like, oh, and they even started laughing with me.
Like, I was like, man, this is never going to catch on.
This is like the dumbest stuff you'd ever hear out of LA, right?
And now it's hit the mainstream with Gen Z. How are you feeling about your generation?
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Chairman, but more importantly, because we don't want to be bigoted, what are your preferred pronouns?
We should be higher, but it's hard to keep up social media when you're doing a lot.
But okay, so if you come down to this, it's like, yeah, it does not stop with they, them.
It's not going to stop.
It's not, and we want to know how, again, how is your generation doing when you, when you hear that there are people that think that they are, they're so narcissistic that they believe that, that you care about their pronouns, that you should care or that you even would care, this is your generation and because apparently, George Floyd represents all black people, we're gonna let you represent all of gen z go ahead.
So uh, i'd say, right now, the so big social square of where gen z is is tick TOCK and I know tick tock kind of caters, what videos it shows you to who you are and what you look at.
But i'd say, right now, if I look at tick tock and I scroll uh, even when i'm not on my account, when i'm just scrolling through like a, an alt account to see like an, An average group of what I'm seeing.
There's a lot of videos where it's neo-pronouns.
And like, I think I've seen that video on my 42 page as well.
But then you see the comments.
Oh man, the comments sure are something.
So I think right now it's sort of an even split, maybe even more greater on the side of kids, or when I say kids, I mean Gen Zers that are against these neo pronouns and against changing your gender 24,000 times a day.
And so I'd say it's kind of hopeful to see the comments.
People are like, leave a like on this comment if you believe this is the most stupid thing you've heard all day.
And it'll be like 100,000, 200,000 likes on that comment.
It is, you know, the engagement is massive.
There are a lot of kids out there, and I'm sure a good amount of them are watching this show today that do not believe in any of this mess.
If they're engaging in content like this, they are on the side that is like, listen, you're a boy or a girl, and anything else outside of that is really delusional, and you can't change anything between them.
There's a lot of people that believe that, and we just need to embrace them in that and show them that.
There's a lot other, there's a lot of other people outside of them that believe it as well.
It's a lot of a, it's a, it's a much larger group than you really think.
They make you out to feel so alone.
They had these neo pronouns and transgenderism and everything out there to make you feel like you are the only one left that is still nor mole as your pronouns.
Yeah, I think that's kind of where it comes from, where like they just like they add like X or Z to any one of those pronouns.
Like there is like MX instead of, you know, I think there was a story about that a few years back where there was an actual teacher who made her students address her as mix.
And so MX, those were her, like, that was her honorific.
It's, it's just kind of like a perversion of what's already there.
They're not creative enough to come up with an actual third gender or anything.
You'll notice all these pronouns are masculine or feminine, and there is no in-between.
Even when they get something as crazy of like, my pronouns are Zandar.
Well, that's masculine in a way.
You know, words, even in the English language, as much as we want to get away from it, are indeed at their root causes masculine and feminine.
And, you know, it kind of goes back to that root where, you know, there's that funny image on Amazon where it's like the shirt that says there are more than two genders, but the only available sizes are male and female.
Because no matter how many genders you convince yourself there are and no matter how many different mental illnesses you can give yourself by all these, it is still down to the root cause that is science and biology and what God created in that is male and female.
Yeah, and to think about this, that after what, 10 years in this progressive movement, we've come down to calling ourselves the reduction of some sort of Star Wars character.
Okay, so speaking of the pee-pee people that like to put their pee-pees in places where they shouldn't, including in wooden spaces, they could transition as if that's where we're at.
Outraged woman claims spa allowed naked man in female area in front of young girls because he identified as a woman.
It says here that in a video that quickly has gone viral, an outraged woman confronted an employee behind a counter at a spa and demanded to know why a naked man was allowed to enter a female-only section in front of young girls.
If we read more here, Instagram user blah, blah, blah, said who claimed the cell phone video is hers, wrote that naked men allowed in woman day spa, Los Angeles, California.
When I was first looking at him, and I was on another show, and we were watching this video, and I was like, is that the man who is transgender so cold?
Because he sure looks like it.
I honestly can't tell.
And it takes people like the lady who recorded that video to stand up against the mob.
And that is the mob right there.
You're looking at them right there.
Those are the people who lobbied in Congress and lobbied in the state houses to make sure that a transgender man who is proven to have different mental illnesses can be engaged with your children, with your young girl teen daughters in the spa.
That's how you do it right there.
That's what happens.
And I think the only way at this point is to, like somebody said, as much as I hate to say it, find a new spa because we spa is not going to change their ways.
The we spa manager there was like, well, it's a transgender person.
It's a sexuality.
He's allowed to be there.
And that's it.
And then you had that beta cook right there pulling up.
Like, are you talking about a transgender person?
He should be allowed to do what he's allowed to do that.
And yeah, it's like, look at that little girl's there.
Man, you should be in jail.
You need to add two L's and a Y to your spa's name, Willie Spa, because I'm showing them pee pees to those children.
And that's not okay.
And it's just, it's true.
Look, that's why immorality and these things become very difficult in society because, you know, you go from freedom of sexuality to then two consenting adults to then adults only to then, you know, non-sexual interactions with people in public spaces where that woman's right.
Like if we're in a woman's only area, a woman, especially because sex is very different to women, it's very emotional.
And a lot of women don't know, especially young women.
That's why when you give yourself up sexually at a young age and stuff, men can get away with it a little bit more.
They can, because a lot of times to them, it's a physical feeling.
To women, it damages their spirit, their soul in a deeper level.
And so when you go in there as a man and you go and you pull out your little dangly wangly in the words of what's her name?
That little, dude, there's so I wish I could that little maggot, that guy in the white t-shirt that comes out and is like, against transgender.
No, she's like, he has a dick.
And I'm like, hell yeah, get it, slay queen.
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I just want to say that this is why we need to bring back bullying because people like this think they can come up to women and speak for them on their behalf, but they can't.
And this is why we need to bring back bullying because I'm tired of these beta cucks out here in society defending this straight up degeneracy.
You missed, you missed the Black Rising Star era, the 2015 Griff, 2016 Grift, where if you were a black conservative, you could immediately get ahead.
Because what you came in and you were a black conservative and then this bad thing called tech censorship took place where they didn't care if people wanted to hear your opinion.
They decided for you, which I know you've never, there's never been a point in history where white, rich people were deciding what black people couldn't, could not say.
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You know, all those different platforms.
And you guys have got a really great setup over here at Blaze.
And so I'm really happy to come on these shows and speak with y'all.
You guys do some really great work.
And it's great to see that the movement of people that are not following the, I don't want to say the word, but the sexualization of children rise, the rise of that terrible P word.
If you're fighting against that, you're definitely a friend of mine.
It's starting to affect, we've moved past the gays because an Aussie Lesbians friendship group, just 1,300 lonely lesbians getting together had their group shut down because they weren't allowing transgenders and they weren't allowing men in their group.
So they got shut down for being bigoted.
And this is what I'd say for all of y'all who advocated to censor us when we were speaking out about this.
I'm so done defending these people.
It's like, you know what?
We've experienced this.
More people need to experience it now too so that you realize that we are not just being a bunch of complaining conservatives like the left always says it, that we're just crying and crying because we're targeted.
No, we warned you that this would seep into society, that the cancel culture would cancel you, that the censorship would censor you.
You thought that giving people, corrupt people, power, that you would be exempt.
Corruption always seeds down like a funnel to eventually this one person that has the power and everyone else gets screwed.
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It's like, it's got like a... I like the Joe Biden whisper you did for me.