Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - I Punched Alex Jones: The Special

June 27, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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I Punched Alex Jones: The Special

Many have long awaited this special, and it's finally here. Elijah Schaffer meets Alex Jones in a chaotic, explosive, and hilarious hourlong special that covers everything from gay frogs to the Jan. 6 Capitol riot.

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	Alex hit me in the arm in DC.
	He didn't recognize me.
	Did you?
	No, I actually don't normally punch folks.
	I'm sorry.
	So because of this, this Alex Jones special, he's letting me punch him in the arm live on air.
	Here we go.
	Ready?
	Three, countdown.
	Three, two, one.
	Here we go.
	A little more than that.
	Come on.
	Actually feels good.
	Bitch.
	All right.
	Watch it.
	There we go.
	Live from Austin, Texas.
	This is Slightly Offensive Alex Jones special with my good friend and legend, Alex Jones.
	Welcome to Slightly Offensive for the first time.
	Well, you and your producer, Savannah Hernandez, are the legends around here, and she was our best lady when we got married earlier today by a Las Vegas judge here in Austin.
	We are now officially married after more than a decade of incredible romance, my friend.
	Congratulations at being Mr. Jones.
	Well, this is, I was going to shake your hand, but to be honest, I'm a bit offended to start this because from my understanding, we were starting the special with an important reason of why you and I needed to get on air together.
	People said it couldn't be done.
	They said it couldn't happen.
	But we thought it was time for them to know the truth about what goes on behind the scenes.
	And I thought you, why you wore the glasses, was that you didn't want to be, you didn't want to make eye contact with the audience when you told them what you're about to tell them.
	Well, exactly.
	I'm ashamed.
	No, but seriously, it's not just that we're married.
	I support Biden.
	I support communism.
	I support China and Xi Jinping.
	No, we're just having a little bit of fun.
	We actually believe in the First Amendment, which we're not ashamed of here today.
	And there's a lot to talk about here in the middle of 2021 where everybody's having Joe Biden remorse.
	Yeah.
	On that note, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
	This is the best worst show on Blaze TV where we always have confetti of color.
	You know, we like to have these really good graphics on our show that are high Blaze studios.
	Yeah.
	This is really nice.
	It's good to be with you here in Fort Worth.
	Yeah.
	I think I said in the beginning we were here in Austin already.
	I was like, we're here in Austin.
	We're in Fort Worth, Austin.
	It's a beautiful country.
	We don't know what's going on.
	But also, let me just, for the audience, because you're always seen in spectacle.
	How the hell are you doing?
	Like, how is how is Alex Jones?
	Well, thanks to our great listeners, everybody.
	And thanks to my sugar daddy, Glenn Beck.
	We're doing great.
	Lynn Beck's been my secret sponsor for more than 20 years, and he pulls all the strings around here.
	So because of him, we're still on air.
	Yeah, I heard that Massad cut off funding for your program.
	And so then Glenn Beck took it over.
	Exactly.
	No, I'm being sarcastic.
	Glenn Beck doesn't find me.
	And here's the Massad.
	But I like Glenn Beck.
	I agree with 98% of what Glenn Beck says.
	I think he's one of the most talented talk show hosts on the air.
	And I want to be friends with Glenn Beck.
	I don't want to be at war with Glenn Beck.
	Why were you guys beefing?
	You guys were beefing for a while.
	What was up with that?
	Why were you beefing?
	I think the media played us off against each other.
	And we've both done things that are wrong.
	And it just needs, we need to move on.
	We're both pro-America and we believe in a Bill of Rights and Constitution and free speech.
	And so Glenn Beck has defended my free speech.
	And that's what really matters.
	So I defend Glenn Beck and the fact that he's been attacked as well.
	All right.
	So let's start there.
	Okay.
	Let's go right into Biden.
	So people have a debate and we'll get this cleared right now.
	100% definitive Alex Jones answering me.
	Is Joe Biden a hologram?
	Well, we've been silly so far the first few minutes, but now let's get serious.
	No, Joe Biden is basically a serious dementia, riddled, very, very sad person who is very depressing to our country and who is a big embarrassment.
	Do you think that he knows he's in charge?
	I think he thinks he's in charge to a certain extent, but he always says, I'm going to get in trouble if I don't do what my wife says or what the aides say.
	And he doesn't seem to know who he was.
	And I knew that he'd had major strokes 20 years ago and more strokes recently, but to watch him at the G7 recently, where he was so sad and so pathetic, it makes it hard to even hate him for his bad policies of saying rush the border.
	When he was a candidate, if I win the election, I'm immediately surge the border.
	I'm mad at that Joe Biden.
	That was a Joe Biden eight, nine months ago, who was already weird and groping people and making stupid statements.
	But that was just a little bit of dementia, a little bit of senility coming in and creepiness.
	Now it's so strong that it is embarrassing for me to even watch it.
	No, it's embarrassing.
	You're right.
	It's absolutely embarrassing, but it's not just him.
	It's Kamala too.
	I mean, I happen to be under the impression that they intentionally picked two people who could have on their own never made it as president and vice president for a slap in the face to the populace, telling us, look, you're not in power.
	Even if these people pull low, even if they don't go out in public, we want to show you, the people of the United States, that we are so in power that we will take two of the least expected individuals and we will give them the highest offices in the land so that every day you watch, you go, I'm not in power.
	It's a slap in the face.
	Well, Elijah, you always say, that's why I watch your show on a routine basis every week.
	I know it's on most days, but I always catch it at least once a week because you're always getting viral clips.
	You're always getting great interviews, but you're also saying really incisive things.
	They did this 100% to say, oh, you like the populist Trump for all his issues.
	He wasn't perfect.
	None of us are.
	He was really the president and he was dynamic.
	He was exciting to watch.
	But by the system picking Kamala Harris, who finished last out of like 15, 16 Democrat candidates, half a point support with Democrats and black Americans.
	I mean, that's like no heartbeat.
	She is totally synthetic, totally fake.
	No one buys into her.
	Biden, who had some charisma 10 years ago with Obama, no charisma now.
	By putting these corpses up politically, it's really rubbing our faces in it and saying, we want to destroy the idea of a presidency, which is an archetype of the exuberance and the vigor and the patriarchy or the matriarchy for that matter of a leader.
	We want you to know that you're under bureaucratic technocracy rule, which the Davos group 10 years ago or so, you looked this up with Klaus Schwab, the great reset guy, said, we want to discredit presidents, prime ministers, and leaders like premiers.
	We want to have technocracy that runs things where the public doesn't even know who rules the merchandise.
	So this is intentional part of the great reset because I know like a lot of people watching and myself, right, we're crying out.
	We're going, why doesn't anybody stand up to the tech, the technocracy?
	Why does nobody stand up to the big tech companies in general?
	And you're saying, because this is by design, that they're supposed to be the ones with power.
	I have never heard that.
	Absolutely.
	If you go back, you can type in Davos calls for technocracy.
	You can get it there like six, seven years ago, 10 years ago.
	I'd say about 2011 is when I first started really seeing them say, will you discredit national leaders and strong personalities so the public never gets hope in a populist leader like a Bolsonaro or a Trump or a Boris Johnson who ended up being a cellar.
	Marine Le Pen too from France.
	Yeah, Le Pen, exactly.
	And so they really fear nationalism and populism.
	And so they want to get you used to just like super boring politicians.
	They even say that with Biden, where you put no hope in them and just kind of forget about the political process altogether.
	They don't want to make the political process exciting.
	No, and that's, and that is intentional.
	And I hadn't thought about it being by design because when you feel Powerless that your leaders cannot help you, that there's no way through an election to vote someone in to represent you.
	You do give up and you go, I'm just going to focus on other things and let this go on as normal.
	And that's their goal.
	And you see, like within Canada, Canadians are, they have an underground church.
	They're not allowed to meet and even to pray in public.
	You have a priest getting arrested.
	I mean, this is a first world country that's supposed to be built on freedom.
	If you look at their documents, everything.
	This is classical authoritarianism being carried out on a mass scale.
	And so, everybody, whether you're conservative, whether you're Christian, whether you are a Buddhist, whatever you are, you better decide whether you believe in traditional Western values because that's why the globalists are attacking the West.
	The idea of private property, the idea of due process, the idea of free speech, the right of individual free speech and self-defense.
	All of that goes together, and all of that's under attack.
	But, Alex, this is where I want to know because you've been in this for decades.
	What are they gaining from this?
	From the individual at Kamala to the people that are unnamed that we don't know, people call them the Cabal, the Deep State, the Bilderberg group, whatever you want, name you want to give, the people that pull the strings from those that are being used at Kamala to the people at top.
	What do they gain by destroying countries?
	Like, what's the point of all this?
	Well, the argument got set up.
	They had what they call the concert system in the 18 and 1900s in Europe.
	And then that became in the 1920s, the League of Nations, and that failed as the United Nations system that we see today.
	And so, the Carnegie Endowment and others got together with the British Empire.
	This is all a historical record, by the way.
	It's not my opinion.
	They said we want to get rid of families, get rid of masculinity, get rid of the normal human condition.
	That's how we end war.
	The only way to end war is end humanity.
	But they didn't really try to end humanity as we know it and get rid of the nuclear family for peace.
	They sold the bureaucrats on that.
	It was really for total domination.
	And so now we're really seeing the final push to get rid of family, to get rid of due process, to get rid of people having their own kin, their own clans, their own organizations, their own gains.
	And then all we have is this big corporate system that turns life itself into a commodity, life itself into a medical procedure.
	That's what Orwell talked about.
	It's what Huxley talked about.
	They were both from kind of the British royalty, Fabian socialist schools that were trying to figure out how to create the new civilization.
	And the new civilization is always a civilization that takes humans out of their wild environment and domesticates them in the name of unifying the people and creating peace.
	But really, all it creates is total slavery.
	And then the so-called elites that are engineering this, they still have children.
	They still have property.
	They still engage in human activity.
	It is those of us that are now their slaves that are not made into physical eunuchs.
	That's done with the chemicals in the water, but we're made into spiritual and cultural eunuchs who've been castrated of our political will and our political cachet in the culture.
	No, and I, and that's perfectly makes sense because Boris Johnson, the prime minister of the UK, if you're not familiar with, whether you're new to politics or not, remember, we need more of a general neutral.
	He wanted to make a mistake.
	Well, general neutral.
	He went, oh, feminine.
	No, no, they want to get rid of feminine and male.
	Yeah, but they, but they want men to behave like women and women to behave like men because women cannot naturally behave like women.
	I mean, like, women cannot naturally behave like men.
	Men cannot naturally behave like women.
	They're dumbed down versions of who God designed them to be.
	They want a subservient culture that behaves outside of God's.
	And that's in their own emissions.
	But this is why my audience, who is atheist, doesn't understand this.
	Is that this is why you would say, well, why the hell would somebody, a human being, if God didn't exist, why would somebody want humans to behave outside of the way they were designed?
	Because the globalists cannot get us to behave the way they want.
	They want robots.
	So they can't make robots that work as good as humans.
	So the process is to turn humans into robots.
	Seckless, sexless, ageless, genderless, empty creatures.
	Would you ever identify yourself as feminine if the government made you to do so?
	Well, I mean, all of that is such a dumbed-down version of reality.
	A really powerful, successful male is extremely male in aggression and focus and calculus and will.
	But then as Con Ladder Lorenz found, the famous animal and then behaviorist human behaviorist found, the most aggressive males also have an extremely nurturative side.
	It's not a feminine side, but you would call that feminine, that the most aggressive males, the archetypes King Kong saves a little woman.
	You know, he'll kill the big Tyrannosaurus Rex.
	He'll attack the airplanes.
	He'll take over the Empire States Building, but a little woman, he takes it.
	It's the provider complex.
	We providers.
	We want to help.
	We want to take care of people.
	Exactly.
	So actually, super males, the really dominant males are very loving, creative.
	I mean, I guarantee you, Beethoven would have beat your ass in a fight.
	But he had just such creation and such love that like his super powerful archetypal male complex that they associate with violence was actually a small part of his overall who he was.
	And that's why they actually fear what they call the alpha male because the real alpha male isn't some calculating Bill Gates that wants to dumb people down and dominate them and control them.
	A real alpha male wants to empower everybody, found countries, found systems, and then just have a trillion children.
	And so it's a trillion.
	But beyond that, let me explain something.
	You think of a woman as the goddess that creates the plenty and everything.
	And it's true.
	But the super male is like beyond the goddess.
	It creates a whole system for the goddess to build.
	And so the super male, it creates incredible progenitive power.
	The super male is a Washington monument.
	It's like ready to deliver.
	It's ready to build.
	Yeah, and it's phallic in nature, too.
	And people always bring that up, but it's like, yeah, that is a stiff male tower that was meant to tell the world that we built this.
	This is a country that was built on freedom and it stands there as a testament to what men can do.
	Exactly.
	And they sell the idea that men are destroying.
	No, failed men are.
	Real men are building.
	Anybody will tell you that.
	Let's talk about failed men.
	Let's talk about Portland.
	Let's talk about specifically Antifa.
	Why do Antifa always look like they're in Antifa?
	Like, why can you always see a picture and you go, that guy's in Antifa?
	Because if you had a strong father and a strong mother together, you would never be someone that attacks innocent people.
	You would never be against free speech.
	You would never be a weird gang member that wants to creep around the streets and attack people.
	These are true servants of the worst corporate corruption in the world.
	These are the agents of true racism, true division.
	And so that's why you look at them and they're such anti-warrior characters because they're devoid of honor.
	And you know what's weird is people always say, and they like to mock you, but do we have the clip?
	I don't know if we have the clip of from Nickelodeon where they ended up having, you know, you played on your show many times.
	They bring to the children and they try to feminize the children with what's called a drag queen, which is a man playing dress up, wearing makeup, looking really ugly usually and disgusting.
	Like you wouldn't look very good.
	Have you ever put on a wig before?
	No.
	No.
	But that's it.
	They're trying to train children that a woman, they're also attacking not just masculinity, but true femininity.
	Not the beautiful, loving, nurturative woman that children trust, but a big, fat, ugly guy in clown makeup coming out as now the image of mother.
	There's an attack on femininity, an attack on masculinity, an attack on everybody.
	But did you see in that video the most important thing that I thought?
	The children were recoiling.
	No, there was something more important.
	You didn't know?
	There was gay frogs in the video.
	Oh, the latest one.
	Yeah.
	Nickelodeon turned the frogs gay, and they called you an idiot for saying that the atrazine was causing irregular sexual activity in male frogs.
	And they made, I think they did that.
	I think you got to them.
	And I think someone intentionally put gay and transgender frogs inside of a kid show basically as a slap in the face of saying, we're going to do what we want.
	And they did.
	And they had gay frogs.
	True.
	When you ask about a big, fat, ugly man as a transgender harassing children, there's thousands of videos.
	So I didn't know which one.
	But yes, I saw the blues clues.
	Yeah, the blues clues.
	They have gay frogs in the video.
	And I'm not, it sounds like a joke, but it's like not a joke to me is I saw that and I go, holy shit.
	I go.
	What about your discovery that when you take the new LGBT flag?
	And again, I don't just say this to be patronizing or to get people that aren't heterosexual to not hate me.
	I don't hate anybody.
	I love everybody.
	The average gay person doesn't want to go after kids.
	The average heterosexual doesn't want to go after kids.
	We want to leave children alone to develop.
	What is TV doing and Nickelodeon losing in the last two years two-thirds of their viewers because children's shows are not about sex, not about heterosexual, not about homosexual, not about any of that.
	And they also have, if you look at the blues clues, they actually don't just have transgender frogs.
	They also have Molek, the deity that children were sacrificed to, is actually in the video.
	If you pause it, I swear to God, this sounds insane.
	No, and then you brought that up too with the idea of like, remember, they said that the RNC was like a, was a Nazi symbol, the stage at CPAC.
	But if you take their flag, it's weird.
	If you put them together.
	You're the guy that discovered this.
	Can we put it on screen?
	It is a swastika.
	I actually, somebody sent it to me and I blasted it and made it.
	I got to give credit.
	Somebody else did send it to me.
	I don't know if we can put it on the screen.
	It's not a point as you popularize it.
	But it's there.
	There it is on the screen.
	That's the most important thing is that there is a swastika.
	No, but you know, people bring up a lot of the stuff that you talk about.
	My brother, I've never heard of this before, brought up the fact they'll, they'll try to discredit you and they'll say, well, Alex Jones said this, therefore you can't trust him on this.
	Now let's talk about this.
	Apparently, and I've, I, I want to talk about, let's talk about hallucinogenics because I've had a lot of experience with those and I've always wanted to talk to you about drugs.
	Have you ever done hallucinogen?
	You've done any like DMT or acid or anything?
	Yes.
	Like when you were a kid or as an adult?
	A long time ago, yeah.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	All right.
	We'll just keep it.
	I've been around for a long time.
	No, I mean, I don't take, I don't.
	No, I know.
	You get tired.
	When you get older, you don't even need the drugs anymore.
	You're already, your life, life is a hallucination.
	I'm almost hallucinating.
	Exactly.
	Yeah.
	But okay.
	So let's talk about, let's talk about some drug stuff because I think this is a touchy subject when it comes to Christians, to people of like where what they're putting drugs in our water.
	The government is.
	They're using drugs improperly.
	They're keeping our kids on SSRIs and different antidepressants, hyping up our kids on legalized meth on Adam.
	And that's all okay.
	But if we ever took mushrooms, we're bad.
	Well, I took mushrooms.
	So what's interesting is I used to be an atheist.
	Did you know that?
	Are you an atheist?
	No, you're a Christian.
	No, I know.
	I know God's real.
	No, I know you are.
	That's what I'm saying.
	So people don't know for sure what your beliefs are.
	But I want to ask you about this.
	Me and my wife were talking and we were trying to figure out if hallucinogenics are really just a hallucination or if they really are an access into the spiritual world.
	And because everyone talks about on DMT on mushrooms.
	Well, the Bible tells you the truth.
	It says it's pharmakea and you shouldn't do it because it opens you up the spiritual world and then that God is in command.
	You should just do it that way.
	But it definitely opens you up and thins the veil so that the connection to the spirit world is very close.
	Yeah, because I think so too.
	And I know people think that I'm crazy, but this isn't the crazy thing that I've thought is I became, do you know, I became a like a God-fearing person before I became a Christian because of drugs because I got possessed by a demon.
	My brother was convulsing on a hallucinogenic called 5-MeO DIPT, and it's like a synthetic hallucinogen.
	And I touched him because I thought he was having a drug reaction and a spirit.
	I was an atheist.
	It was electrical that jumped into you.
	Yes, something jumped into me.
	No, I'm not going to get into it because they'll use it against me.
	No, no, no.
	But that's how I became a Christian too.
	Yeah.
	And I don't care.
	I did.
	15 years old and it was the same deal.
	I don't care if they use it against me.
	I definitely, that's when I was in, by the way, I have a, I have a degree in science.
	I've been in grad school and stuff.
	I've, I'm studying the story.
	I wasn't in.
	I was Mr. Boy Scout, completely clean cut, everything.
	But I had some friends that were, had older brothers that were in a motorcycle gang for real in Dallas at Dell Drugs.
	And I was about 13.
	I had a dirt bike and, you know, all the other little stuff.
	So I lived on the outskirts of Dallas.
	So it was like Dallas.
	The skyline, there was a lake.
	There was a skyline.
	I mean, Dallas was right there.
	But, but where I live was still like farms and everything else.
	So we were like riding, you know, motorcycles and camping out and everything.
	And when I was a teenager, same thing happened to me.
	And some of these older guys were basically slipping stuff on our drinks.
	Not to rape you.
	Not, no, it was not to rape us.
	It was like making fun of us, seeing what happened.
	And I remember like seeing somebody just like that in the same experience.
	So I did not know that story about you, but it was the same experience.
	But it's real because that's when people say to me, why are you doing that?
	That's what you think the veil get a lot thinner.
	Right.
	But here's what's crazy is that is.
	It is that later on, the old motorcycle gang was no, the old motorcycle gang thing was to give you LST to see who you really were really yeah, and it started with the CIA, they were doing it, but the motorcycle why this was going to ask you, is I wanted, I want your opinion on this motorcycle gangs are different names for it, but it's seeing who you are because yeah, because I one time I so that.
	So that's when I knew that that something was real.
	Then I took mushrooms another time at my friend's house and I ended up having these beings appear and tell me to drown my head in a toilet.
	Now I've had great experiences on tons of hallucinogens I'm not trying to freak people out when I was, when I was a teenager, you were young, you didn't know what yeah, but I met what I now know to be demons and I met them and while I was high on mushrooms and it reminded me, like these things, that that what's crazy is that once I was off mushrooms people could call it flashbacks these beings visited me in dreams and stuff for for months down the road and I realized, I think I personally think that hallucinogens are a gateway to the spiritual.
	There's no doubt.
	There's no doubt, and so if you go into it right, you're gonna be fine, but if you don't have God, you're gonna be really bad.
	I'm gonna tell you something good about about.
	About drugs, though.
	What about this?
	What do you think about micro dosing mushrooms?
	You know big tech does that.
	It really messed them up.
	I recommend nobody do any of it, because so many things now have like fentanyl mixed in.
	I wouldn't do cocaine, I wouldn't do heroin, I wouldn't do marijuana.
	I do nothing except a little alcohol and try to like dumb myself down as a depressant.
	Uh, I would.
	I mean, once you're already there, I don't need anything.
	You know, you want to know something.
	Crazy, though this is controversial, I never said this on air before, but I was depressed for a lot of years of my life a chemical imbalance from abusing drugs.
	As a teenager, my friend was growing mushrooms in La himself, which is which is important and I micro dosed for like a week and then I did a catabolic like like drop, where I ended up taking enough, and i've never been depressed since for years.
	Oh, they've got military studies that shrooms, taken properly, can take people from suicidal to absolutely happy and that's why people always ask me I know a lot of people hey, you want to take some Dmt hey, you want to take some Lsd?
	I'm like hey, i'm really happy.
	I'm like I do not know, I don't want any of that stuff because I mean, I got God, I got my family.
	I do not, i'm afraid to take it.
	What are the Dmt Elves?
	Why do some people keep telling me to ask you about Dmt elfs?
	Genuinely, i'm from the bottom of my heart.
	What the hell does that mean?
	Well, you know, I was on Joe Rogan's show, I think, like the second time I was on there about three and a half years ago.
	And about six months after I was on, he had a major professor on who admitted that they had university studies with intervenious DMT, where people stay under for hours, not, not, not, you know, not five minutes, and not like ayahuasca where it takes your whole body over, where they're mapping these other universes, these other dimensions.
	And I had heard that when I was growing up, it was one of my mom's friends lived in San Francisco, and she was involved in one of these psychedelic institutes, which was really a CIA front, and it was one of my mom's best friends.
	And so I went on several road trips with them to the beach and to Arkansas and other areas from Texas.
	And I'd sit there half asleep in the back of the, of the Volkswagen Beetle, listening to them talk about this.
	And my mom wasn't involved.
	Her friend was talking about, yeah, they're mapping it.
	It's basically like NASA.
	And we're going in with grids and trying to communicate with these things, but they're basically like elves and it's like clockwork elves.
	And they're always trying to mess with us and play games and they want things.
	And I basically was listening to this when I was like seven, eight, nine years old.
	And so heard her talk about the clockwork elves, which is also written about by Terrence McKenna and others later.
	Those demons?
	Like, I mean, like.
	You call them what you want, but they're definitely.
	You can say that they are a remnant or a artifact of the brain that everybody has that acts the same.
	It's like a genie that wants to give you knowledge, but also wants to cheat you and manipulate and kill you.
	Or you can say that it's really breaking through the other side.
	There was a big study out today, but the entire galaxy is being crushed and controlled by dark matter that is outside universes way more stronger that are controlling it.
	So the scientists know there's outside stuff controlling all this that we can't see in our narrow light band vision.
	And so, but I'm telling you that the government on record now, this is something I heard 40 years ago.
	I'm an old man now, you know, but I mean, this is something they were doing.
	Now it's in the news that they've got people in university settings going into these like spelunkers going to caves or divers going to the ocean or astronauts going to space.
	And they are trying to map all this stuff and communicate with these people.
	Well, let me ask you this then, because that's interesting because you and I both have a mutual love for hating the government because they seem to mess everything up.
	The government switched from the 1960s to making drugs very illegal.
	And I'm not talking about like meth or crack, things that have been developed.
	I'm talking about like hallucinogenics, right?
	LSD.
	This was very difficult.
	At first, they wanted everybody to take them and then it scared them what it did.
	So why do they switch back?
	Why is the government now going back to making hallucinogenics legal, like in California and Oregon?
	Why?
	Because they feel like they can use TV and the operant programming to get us in a mind state ready for what dimension they want us to go to.
	And what is that dimension?
	So before they thought, okay, we'll put everybody on this and we'll see if we can control them or what happens.
	Then it caused massive psychic events and other things they couldn't control.
	So they said, let's shut this down.
	Then they said, okay, let's bring in operant conditioning, electromagnetic 5G, all these systems to kind of prep the brain where we want the brain.
	And then we'll put them on hallucinogens and see if we can control the mind.
	So it's like fuel an engine.
	Fueling an engine, if you control where the car is going is good.
	But if you don't control where the car is going, or the tractor is going, the bulldozer is going, where the jet's going, if you don't control the vehicle, fuel is not good.
	If you do control the vehicle, fuel is good.
	So now they want to put fuel in the vehicle because they control the vehicle.
	And so that's why now they got control back.
	They released it too early because everyone in the 60s, I would say that the cultural revolution of the 60s was a non-government-caused while also being government-caused cultural revolution.
	The drugs aided the sexuality.
	It's all they knew a revolution was coming.
	So they staged Vietnam.
	They funded the Cultural Revolution.
	They put LSD on record on the campuses.
	But why?
	Why would you corrupt a morally because you want to control a rebellion you know is already coming?
	So they knew that normally when you have a super badass generation like the World War II generation, it's not the next generation that rebels, it's the next one.
	So they wanted to have the next one rebel the way they wanted to control the next generations.
	They broke the three generation cycle.
	I've never heard of this.
	Continue, please.
	Well, I get where you're going and I like this.
	Well, that's what, well, it's a no, but because this thing definitely changed in the 60s.
	Like, if you look at this, my generation, so what's interesting is like a show like yours or like mine, which by the way, if you're not familiar, which I wouldn't have no idea how you wouldn't be familiar, but you can find Alex, where can you find your show now?
	Just so people know in the middle of this interview.
	Well, absolutely.
	I mean, one of the most annoying things is I'll be on the street.
	I mean, anywhere I go, and it's like, oh, I loved your show.
	I wish you were still on air.
	We're still on over 200 radio stations, over 100 TV stations and cable stations.
	And we still have a giant audience at banned.video, InfoWars.com.
	Band is B-A-N-N-E-D.video.
	Yeah.
	And that URL has been restricted by Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube.
	So you want to go to freeworldnews.tv.
	Also, just so you know, if you want to share banned.video videos, you can go to, it's called tinyurl.com.
	You can take their URL and it'll convert it into a different link.
	And then you can use that link to share as well.
	So if you ever want to share a link that's banned, little tip, go to tinyurl on Google or DuckDuckGo, wherever you get your search engine.
	You know about that?
	You can convert the, that's what I've been doing with everything.
	So like with Hunter Biden's laptop, I just convert the URL to something different and then it doesn't know what it's doing.
	You override the AI.
	Well, like, and so let's get into AI.
	Let's talk about this.
	So Elon Musk, I can't tell if he's a good guy or a bad guy.
	I think Elon Musk is literally a mercenary, and I don't think that's a bad thing overall, who is hacking the system.
	And so I see him always like, I'm for crypto.
	I'm against crypto.
	I'm against crypto.
	I'm for crypto.
	He is just testing, like seeing how it, like, how his opinion affects crypto because that's a big, that's why I don't invest in crypto currently.
	But unlike Trump, I don't speak against it.
	I had a lot of doge that I invested in.
	I made some money off of, but I get kind of creeped out by Bitcoin sometimes because the way that the markets react to a billionaire's tweets make me very well.
	It's speculative, but in the age of inflation and the age of them, you know, I mean, the blockchain compared to like derivatives and the mega banks is completely transparent.
	You know, it's got its own problems.
	So, I mean, I mean, I think I stayed out of it too long trying to figure it out.
	And now it's just being adopted.
	So I think people should not invest in it what they can't lose.
	But I think it's dumb to not learn about it and get involved in it.
	Do you want to tell you something that I regret every day?
	So this is not me.
	So just so I can clarify for the audience, I didn't do this, but somebody with the same name as me and the same last name, but the S and the E were switched.
	His name was Selija Eafer.
	He was a man that I once knew.
	He in high school bought Bitcoins in the hundreds of dollars, about maybe it was thousands, and traded drugs on the Silk Road, which was like a free market.
	Now, let's talk about the Silk Road.
	I want to talk to you about this.
	So the Silk Road is being labeled as a market that was built to sell drugs.
	But the founder of the Silk Road was saying that he was trying to make a free market away from government oppression.
	Oh, I totally agree.
	Just because somebody uses the mail system, like the Unabomber to mail a bomb doesn't mean the U.S. Postal Service is guilty.
	Can we take a sip of the water together?
	Just water?
	I don't drink either.
	I'm not going to lie to the public.
	This is vodka.
	Well, that's my whole.
	Just because the Unibomber mails a bomb to the mail doesn't mean the U.S. Postal Service is bad.
	Just because that horrible shooter in the Pacific Ocean, what's the country off the coast of Australia, New Zealand?
	Just because he did that on Facebook does not mean we blame Facebook.
	And so, but the idea that, oh, Gab, the guy that shot up the Jewish center 15 seconds before, said he do it on Gab.
	Now it's Gab's fault.
	If I call up the police and say, I'm going to kill people over a phone, hypothetically, it doesn't blame AT ⁇ T.
	So that's a very dangerous idea to like blame the venue that.
	Well, but that's my point is that the Silk Road is what's interesting is about all this is that when it comes to drugs, crypto, all these things, you see the connection and the fact that the Silk Road to me, when I was a high schooler trading Bitcoin, which was very hard to trade back then, by the way, and I could be a very wealthy man if I'd kept it, is that I see that there is this constant fight of people trying to fight the current system and they're being undermined.
	Now, we both like Trump.
	Why did Trump come out against crypto?
	Oh, I mean, Trump is 75 years old and Trump got bamboozled into supporting the inoculations.
	He got bamboozled in a bunch of stuff.
	He meant well.
	He tried to be an American president.
	He tried to stand up for our sovereignty.
	He promoted and got good judges appointed overall.
	So I believe he was a good guy, but I mean well and I can't get a lot of stuff done.
	So you don't judge a whole movement by Alex Jones or by Donald Trump.
	And so I just think that that is part of Trump just listening to different advisors that weren't right.
	We've both shared something in common.
	The media has slandered, smeared, and queered us, meaning they've come and they've made us seem different and other.
	You have not died down.
	Why haven't you gone away?
	Like what the hell are you doing here still?
	I mean, they've taken away every outlet that they could.
	They've done everything they can to discredit you.
	They've made you an idea, not even a person.
	They've depersoned you.
	And unlike some people, like let's say Nick Fuentes or Richard Spencer or even Donald Trump, which even though he has some, they've left some resonance of a human.
	With you, they've taken away everything.
	You're an idea, not a person.
	Like, how are you still here?
	Well, it's our great listeners.
	I mean, they come and find us.
	They share the word about it.
	And I mean, it's all them.
	But yeah, I mean, I knew when they started deplatforming us that we were the case example for everybody else.
	But I mean, it's been hard to stay on air because we get great hardcore listeners.
	We reach out to new people.
	But it's almost like I'm on an asteroid in deep space and I send transmissions out and our regular audience gets them.
	They're great people.
	But it's, you know, it's only certain things break out.
	And so before I could just say anything, cover anything, people attack me.
	I could respond in live time.
	When you're censored like that, you can't respond.
	You're like basically frozen and they're lying about you.
	They're saying incredibly horrible things about you and they know you can't respond.
	Your arms, your legs are tied behind you.
	Your mouth is gagged.
	You know, Limbaugh used to say, with one arm tied behind my back, talent on loan from God, which is a great saying because God does give us everything we've got.
	I love Rush Limbaugh.
	But the point is, is that I'm literally, I have my own venue of my own great audience, but they love me.
	My audience is like a snorkel to the surface to get air.
	I'm like, I really love you guys.
	Like, I love them because the only way I can stay on air, the only way we get funding, the only way we reach new people is the listeners.
	Because, I mean, they've got me very close to being in the phantom zone.
	Again, bandot video.
	Make sure you check it out.
	No, and so I actually usually produce out of a broom closet, which I would say thank you to your crew for setting this up inside of my studio.
	I mean, it was a small space.
	It was very hard to get some of the electronics in that were around here.
	I mean, this is really an incredible way to go from Fort Worth, Austin, the newest found country apparently in the world.
	This is a very large space.
	It looks like you guys even tore down the walls and expanded the space.
	Thank you, by the way.
	Well, sure, let's just get back to it.
	I've always tried to take a little bit of capital that comes in and just expand.
	And if the left hates sets and they hate us having any type of platform, they want to make us look small.
	Why not have a nice set?
	No.
	Okay.
	Paging Gaston and Tyler.
	Yes.
	Also, I was just paging my executives.
	Nice sets are in the works, but I love them.
	But I'm going to tell you this.
	This is, this is, let's get into some drama here.
	This is where I want to encourage people that are watching.
	Do you know, do you have this phrase?
	I got to let you borrow a phrase.
	So I call, so we get our audio only, which I hope you have audio, even if you got kicked out of the app store.
	You know, one day I woke up and my whole show was removed from Apple iTunes.
	It turns out it was a glitch.
	They accidentally removed my whole store from the iTunes.
	It was a glitch.
	Thank God for those glitches that happened to only people with certain political ideologies.
	Anyway, they glitched my show out of their, out of their store, brought it back.
	So thank God we're still there.
	You've been banned, however, from a lot of these major platforms, but we call this.
	Oh, yeah, my big interviews with Joe Rogan later, they called it a glitch.
	But I'll tell you what about it.
	Are they gone?
	Tell me what happened.
	Please start over.
	Tell your story.
	No, all I was going to say is I'm going to give you a phrase.
	We call listeners blind viewers because they're picturing and they're engaged.
	There are blind viewers.
	And reminding you guys, if you're watching this, please go to Apple Podcast, Spotify iTunes, subscribe and also leave a five-star review.
	It doesn't cost you anything.
	And as you know, I've told you guys many times that we're going to continue to try to bring you content that literally makes us no money.
	And that's important because I care about the ideology and not money.
	We've been demonetized everywhere.
	The freest and easiest thing you can do, go to Apple iTunes, Google Play, Spotify, anywhere where you listen to this, iHeartRadio, leave that five-star review.
	Please mention Savannah, mention Alex.
	Let him know what you thought and understand that your review helps so much.
	It helps us get rated.
	Oh, you're right.
	It's human promotion that matters.
	Yes.
	Because at the end of the day, all this AI still listens to human activity.
	So everybody should spread the word about your show.
	Yeah.
	And also, too, that includes, so if you're watching, because you're watching this clearly on Blaze TV, thank you, by the way, formally and unapologetically for being a Blaze TV subscriber.
	When you, for instance, subscribe at blazetv.com slash Elijah, when you get your friends to subscribe, it helps us more than you know.
	Because yes, I always give you a free way to support the show because I don't expect your money.
	I don't want you to pay money if you don't want to.
	So a review is free.
	It doesn't cost you anything.
	But if you take the extra step to go to blazetv.com slash Elijah and you signed up and you're here on the platform, maybe you sign up with somebody else.
	Let's explain what that means.
	Money is a symbol of energy, a sacrifice.
	And so when people put energy into something, it really adds value.
	So your word of mouth, your financial support, that's what trumps the big banks and Soros and the globalists.
	And that's what it takes to win this war.
	So, you know, the left, they spend money.
	The left invest in their takeover.
	We need patriots, free speech people, whatever you call yourselves, to really celebrate and support any show, especially slightly offensive, that are willing to interview controversial guests and tell the truth.
	That is a war.
	So, you know, you're like, oh, yeah, it's like playing video games.
	No, it's not video games.
	This is real.
	When you support this, when you spread the word about this, it changes the world.
	Why are you controversial?
	I mean, like, you know, you are, but why?
	I mean, I don't, I'm honest.
	Like, like, like, look, dude, listen, this is a real thing.
	We talked about this earlier at lunch is I said that I originally, and the audience may not know this, but when someone heard, if someone hears me say, Alex Jones got me into politics, if they're not informed, they're going to go, wow, that guy's probably been crazy.
	Wait, here's why Alex Jones got me into politics.
	Two things.
	Number one, I was living in LA.
	I'm an LA kid.
	People know me.
	Before I was on the show, I had blonde hair.
	Can you believe this?
	I had blonde hair.
	I had a nose piercing.
	I had ear piercings.
	I was a very LA kid.
	Live and live.
	I never cared about the gays, didn't care about any of this stuff.
	I just knew that I was a little bit different.
	I wanted my own autonomy and rights, and nobody else did around me.
	I then had friends who, this is a true story.
	I mentioned on your show earlier, make sure you check it out at banned.video, the show we recorded with Savannah.
	You can look at their whole archive.
	The live show today, yeah.
	Yeah, but a lot of shows every day.
	Check it out five days a week.
	I'm not, I have to be very careful with names, but I had friends being solicited into human trafficking and sex pedophile rings in Los Angeles, which I didn't at the time know that's what it was.
	I just knew that I had 15, 16, 17-year-old friends who were being brought into homes, given access to LA clubs, being brought in and given access to parties and alcohol, fountains of alcohol in the houses.
	By the way, there were alcohol fountains in the home, but the young guys had to do sexual favors for the other old men, but they would also, in return, give them beautiful women in return.
	And I go, this is so weird living in LA that my friends are getting into clubs.
	And I found out why.
	What they wanted was the energy.
	Yeah.
	So they wanted the clubs, but they were being offered this life for sexual favors.
	And I go, I didn't know what was going on, right?
	I was confused.
	I'm like, what the fuck?
	What's sorry, my bad, Savannah?
	That's at whatever, minute, whatever, as you can sense in that.
	But I go, what is going on here?
	This is very bizarre.
	Like, why are my friends doing this?
	And that's when you're young, you're ignorant, you don't know what's happening.
	And I type in sex pedophile rings because I tried to see what, like, I looked up, I started typing, you know, Google, Google, Google, Google.
	And it's like sex pedophile rings.
	Guess who was the only person that I could find on the internet exposing this kind of stuff?
	You.
	Exposing it is very clear.
	I was living out people who were taking advantage of young people.
	There was one voice on the internet that was speaking out against pedophiles, and it was you.
	Well, let me tell you how I knew.
	Ted Gunderson was the FBI director in Los Angeles, and they tried to make him the director of the whole country.
	And he was on the air from the 80s into the 90s, exposing it.
	I got to become friends with him.
	We had dinner probably more than 15 times.
	He stayed at my house.
	We became really good friends.
	He showed me all the documentation.
	And I knew he was for real.
	He was a very charismatic, smart guy.
	And he was working with this former CIA assassin, Senator John DeCamp, that exposed a bunch of this out of Nebraska, out of Omaha.
	But he died like five, six, seven years ago.
	Like he was such a tough guy.
	I interviewed him from the hospital on the phone, like two days before he died of cancer.
	He was just so tough.
	He was totally calm.
	I was talking to him, Ted Gunderson.
	And they released the FBI about two years ago, the FBI finders files of the CIA and child trafficking on the FBI Twitter account.
	And there was everything Ted Gunderson told me.
	Whole towns, the Satanists took over, whole towns of pedophilia and whole operations of this.
	And Gunderson was a completely normal guy.
	He was kind of a party animal, loved hot women.
	He was a Christian, but, you know, he had a fallen nature.
	Well, the point was the LA liked him.
	So he was made the head of like the Southern District of California, whatever it was, like the main guy, the biggest FBI district in the country.
	And then he wasn't into evil.
	So then they tried to recruit him into this.
	And he goes, whoa, I'm out of this and got out of it.
	Then he started exposing it for the rest of his life.
	And everything he said, how they have airplanes in the Caribbean and how they sell the kids off and how they're doing scientific experiments and how they're infiltrating the U.S. military.
	And I mean, I'd be sitting there like, I mean, I'm like 25 years old at dinner eating a steak in Austin after being on my show for three hours, listening to Ted Gunderson.
	He'd be like in the parking like, you got to fight him, Alex.
	I'm not going to live forever.
	You got to do it.
	And then I'd be like talking to CIA guys where Operation Phoenix and like all these guys were coming to town, telling me you got to stop them.
	And like the head of Air Force Weapons Development, when they blew up Oklahoma City, General Parton was there showing they blew the building up and Parton came to town and we were, he was telling me, oh, you know, Gunnerson's right.
	Here they are.
	It's a communist program, son.
	We're going to beat them together.
	And it's like, and you're hearing all this stuff.
	And then I got older and it was all true what those guys said.
	So everybody says, how does Jones know this?
	General Ben K. Parton and Ted Gunderson told me everything I knew.
	Let's talk about it.
	And those guys knew everything.
	They knew everything.
	Let's bring it into this.
	So simply put, you were talking about satanic pedophile rings.
	I wasn't a Christian yet, but I knew that my friends were getting trafficked.
	I didn't know that phrase yet.
	I just knew I had 14, 15, 16, 17-year-old friends who were getting offered adult opportunities for sex acts.
	That's a real thing.
	Ted Gunners is just a regular, not corrupt FBI agent, but a guy that's in Hollywood having fun.
	He gets recruited.
	He gets halfway recruited.
	Like he gets into the party circle and goes, I'm not part of this.
	No, and I'm going to tell you this.
	I have seen, and I'm going to be frank here.
	I have seen in my life, specifically as a minor, so I'm not committing any crimes now as an adult, but I know that these people, some people, very powerful people in Hollywood, have illicit relationships with minors.
	And it's very common in the DC elite.
	And I'm not going to get into detail, but there are people who to this day have a lot of power that I, because I don't want to die at 28, won't say anything, but they're currently involved in illicit relationships with minors and things.
	And so when you see these things come out, it makes sense.
	Now, people ask me as Elijah, Elijah, why don't you tell the police?
	Well, let's talk about this.
	And I want to get your opinion.
	Only opinion.
	It's all controlled by district attorneys that saw us.
	Right, right, right.
	Epstein, a billionaire, proved that there are child pedophile sex rings.
	He committed, he killed himself.
	Broke his neck.
	Yeah, he broke his neck accidentally on the back.
	Yeah, on a spilled, some spilled milk.
	But anyway, we've stopped talking about this.
	Why did we stop talking about Epstein?
	Because they launched the COVID-19 lockdowns.
	Was that really in response to that?
	Oh, their whole power structure is in trouble.
	So they already had the great reset ready.
	They tried it before, and now they didn't work.
	So they tried it again.
	They already had their lockdowns ready.
	And so they launched all this because they're so scared.
	But absolutely, that's who they are.
	And Epstein was involved with the people involved in the Great Reset setting all this up, setting up the framing and blackmailing of the scientific elite because the scientists and doctors are respected.
	So if you get them under your control, they'll do anything.
	Is Bill Clinton a pedophile?
	He was there.
	Well, Bill Clinton.
	You've seen the pictures.
	I have to see him do it to say it.
	But Bill Clinton was on the Lolita Express 20 plus times and tried to claim he wasn't.
	What about Gates?
	It was on the plane, yeah.
	Do you think, so here's my question.
	I mean, here's the difference.
	I've already tried to expose this.
	And then I had the Democrats plant child porn on our servers.
	The FBI investigated and said we were victims.
	But let me tell you, it's very dangerous to go up against these people.
	Well, I know, and I can't get into a lot of it, but like right now, but my audience is fully aware from the journey of how much the feds, I mean, we've talked about the fact due to recent events, which I won't name, but you can infer, right?
	We've had Homeland Security FBI pressure a federally credentialed reporter and harass his neighbors and come and basically create pressure terrorism in the fact of harassing average citizens.
	You and I are used to bullshit.
	Near neighbors, not, right?
	They're used to drama with their kids.
	And that's 500 people, most of them nonviolent at the Capitol, are in solitary confinement right now.
	It's at 500.
	It's at 500.
	And so they are now trying to do that to all of us, claiming that we wanted what happened on January 6th to happen.
	That was a defeat of Liberty.
	That was a defeat of what we wanted to have a 10-day investigation.
	That was the worst thing could have happened to have a small minority of people join Antifa and some right-wingers that were manipulated to break in.
	But then the majority of folks, the little old lady with the American flag that wandered in, they don't deserve to be in jail in a solid environment.
	And I ostensibly say this is that in every sort of riot that I attend, left-wing or the one right-wing one, by the way, I say that very demonstrably.
	Oh, they dropped thousands of charges around the country.
	People that burned down buildings with people.
	So the riots, so left-wing riots with an S compared to the right-wing riots.
	With a T.
	Yeah.
	So the worst ever white supremacist, QAnon, whatever we're talking about, Nazi rally that happened in history, worse than 9-11 and Pearl Harbor, according to Biden.
	That one.
	Yeah, where they didn't kill anyone, didn't bring guns to the protest.
	Anyway, that one, that specifically is being used as a honeypot to destroy people.
	Savannah, come in here.
	We're at the point where this is okay.
	Our show, we often have the set falls apart on set.
	We have things fall off the ceiling.
	It's a real thing.
	We've had that happen where lights have fallen mid-production.
	Just come in here for a second.
	I love it.
	Savannah bringing her own chair in.
	I know where my chairs are in this studio.
	Why would you forever know where yours?
	No, I'm just kidding.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What do we talk about?
	So what we are talking about here.
	You need to come.
	I need to move this way.
	You need to come back.
	He's good. We're good.
	Come on.
	What are we talking about, guys?
	When you say win, what does it mean to win?
	How do we know when we win?
	Well, that's the thing.
	We have no ideology because we support families and free market in America, but we're not like out pushing it.
	And they're pushing pedophilia and open governments and Satanism and weirdness.
	And so, yeah, we need to get aggressive about what is our ideology and start promoting it.
	People out there watch and they go, well, if we can't even play by their rules, how do we actually win?
	What is the most caring about what they said?
	And that's the thing, Alex.
	And that I think is the most important thing that you've taught me is that, again, it doesn't matter what the left says in regards to being brown, in regards to being a woman, in regards to being a part of the LGBTQ community.
	As soon as you go against their narrative, it doesn't matter what you're standing for.
	Because if you're going against their narrative, whatever you say is canceled.
	Because they're dehumanizing you.
	We keep humanizing them.
	They're not humanizing us.
	So how do you respond when someone doesn't treat you human and you're trying, but they take everything you do as a weakness?
	How do you respond to that?
	No, and you know what?
	And I'm going to move this over because I know how the sound people are.
	I got you.
	That's the problem is we're dehumanized.
	We're backed into a corner.
	And I'm going to talk with you on something here that you're going to be careful talking about and I'm going to be careful talking about.
	I'm telling you.
	The FBI released recent documents that are saying that they're expecting things to get violent.
	They said that QAnon people are going to attack.
	Now, this is going to make my audience very upset, but this is true.
	Sometimes, even in the Proud Boys, in a lot of different groups that are people that I've worked with, that I know, these are normal Americans.
	A lot of people have been pressured into becoming FBI informants.
	A lot of people have.
	There's a lot of false accusation about working with the feds, but there's some of it is true, especially after the six.
	They've pressured a lot of people just for attending a rally as being a part of this.
	Now, I think that the FBI and the CIA gaslight specifically manipulate people to committing acts of terrorism.
	I think that they manipulate people into doing the wrong thing.
	When the FBI says something like, Q people are going to get violent, do you honestly believe that the FBI believes people are going to get violent?
	Or do you think they're trying to push right-wingers who feel ostracized from a fortified election, aka a rigged election, into actually committing those acts of violence?
	And what would you say to those people feeling or who are getting that kind of gaslighting?
	Well, yeah, I mean, I could talk 10 hours about that question.
	Please go.
	Well, I mean, let's just be clear.
	When I say this about the FBI, it's not to kiss the FBI's ass or defend them.
	I just want to be accurate about this.
	The average FBI is dealing with like bank robberies and money laundering operations and child kidnappers and stuff.
	So the average FBI agent, who might be a man, a woman, might be black, white, doesn't matter, are good people.
	But when you get into the Justice Department and who controls that, these are the worst people in America.
	People get worried about how I talk about this, obviously, because of federal bullying.
	And I said specifically, you know, what breaks my heart is to watch Americans hurt each other.
	I said, that breaks my heart.
	I said, you don't think that one cop went in that day?
	Do you think that any cop there wanted to hurt one of the Trump supporters, even Antifa?
	Do you think any cop wanted to hurt anyone?
	No.
	No, they exactly.
	No one wanted to hurt our enemy.
	They were just there doing their job.
	And I hate watching them slammed in those doors.
	Yeah, no, no.
	But watching that is, I said, I said, I said, you have to understand this.
	I never love watching people get and it hurt each other, getting backed into the wall.
	It hurts.
	I said, it breaks my heart.
	Well, I got violently pissed that night, actually.
	Well, I want to hear this because I say, I said, I understand why people get violent.
	That's different.
	I got violently pissed at us having our whole movement to expose election fraud flush down the toilet.
	Let's go over some things.
	So if you're watching this on Blazetv.com/slash Elijah, then you already know the drill and you know that you're here.
	Also, if you're not watching on Blazetv.com slash Elijah and you're watching because of Stu Bregier, which is a big no-no.
	Nobody should support Stu.
	Everyone should support me.
	You know, it's a big problem.
	You know that Savannah has your baby.
	That's true.
	Savannah, do you want my baby?
	I don't want it anymore.
	You don't work here anymore, Savannah.
	I can say that was a perfect ending thing.
	Baby in Savannah.
	There's no baby in Savannah.
	Give everyone where they can find you.
	Well, people are like, I wish you were still on air.
	FreeworldNews.tv.
	FreeworldNews.tv.
	And Glenn Beck and Club.
	Okay, so also, also, if you're continuing to watch, you know, I would love nothing more than to see Glenn Beck, who does a great job, literally fully energized with hatred for the new world order, endowed with the power to crush Satan.
	And I'm ready to invoke him.
	I'm ready to bring him into the club, give him lightning from Zeus.
	If you really wanted to give Glenn Beck, it's like Unicron gives Megatron the power to become Galvatron.
	I am ready to literally give Glenn Beck a new body and troops to command.
	I am so confused.
	I'm used to recording out of our broom closet.
	This set is so complex.
	I don't know what to do.
	I'm ready to give Glenn Beck a new body and troops to command.
	Go to Blaze TV forward slash, how do you say it?
	Go to blazetv.com slash Elijah.
	Go to blazetv.com forward slash Elijah.
	Yes.
	And that's how we get the people to subscribe.
	But also, I'm telling you this.
	So like, Alex, this is the big thing.
	And I want people to know this because people, my subscribers are diehard.
	They want to support you too.
	These are my, these are the SOBs.
	Why should they follow you?
	Where should they follow you?
	Give me a very nice outro here.
	I mean, if they want to get freedom out there, they should go to man.video, freeworldnews.tv, and forwards.com, or they can just worship the world government and bow down to the system and blow their heads off.
	Those are your only two options.
	There are nothing else.
	You either are a globalist terrorist or you are a legitimate person who understands society.
	So to be welcome, Megatron.
	I am Unicron.
	Can we go to Alex saying that real fast?
	Sure.
	Welcome, Megatron.
	I am Unicron.
	A new body and troops to command.
	All this in yours.
	So, just so you know, if you're a regular subscriber, and I'm willing to drag this outro out, because if you're a regular subscriber, which you should be, unless you started for this, no, they should just submit to the new world order.
	They should, they should be, they should be a bitch.
	But here's the thing: it's like this is an uncensored episode, which by the way, they'll only have to, you have to do the oh, I won't say it, you have to just do the one F word because they don't words that we got to censor, but a couple words.
	That's it.
	On YouTube, you can see us like this talking about these things.
	It is uncensored because this also plays on TV as well.
	So, I have to make sure that the F word's out.
	Savannah's got a crush on Elijah.
	No, Savannah wants to castrate me, but not just in a straight-up traditional Jewish way.
	My name is Elijah.
	It's very Hebrew.
	And she wants to come and literally destroy my life.
	Savannah has to work with me every day.
	And by the way, she had to work with you.
	That's crazy.
	She went from one crazy pig white boy to one crazy big white boy.
	White boy Q3.
	Let's go.
	This is what Elijah looks like after about like seven, what is it, seven shots of water, probably?
	Anyway, thank you for tuning into Slightly Offensive.
	Close out, close out for us.
	Thank you for tuning into Slightly Offensive.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	This is Alex Jones.
	This is also Elijah Schaefer.
	We're going to find you.
	Go to Bandai Video and Blazetv.com forward slash Elijah.

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