Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Clown-Pilling Dave Rubin with John Doyle

May 14, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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Clown-Pilling Dave Rubin with John Doyle | Ep 153

BlazeTV host Dave Rubin joins Slightly Offens*ve and gets clown-pilled! The CDC has finally told people that they no longer need to wear face masks, and leftists refuse to stop. Some of them have even gone as far to say that it’s way too soon for us to take them off. The only phrase that could best describe this is clown-pilled.

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	These kids do not need to be wearing these masks, okay?
	I'm sorry, they don't.
	We need to be able to let them be kids and let them act normally.
	And that's what should be the case in the fall throughout the school year.
	In the name of Susan Wojcicki, I'm not actually saying this, but COVID is over.
	Or according to some people, it looks like the CDC and Biden's administration has decided that I guess if you're vaccinated or you're not vaccinated, or I guess if you're young or you're old or something, I don't know.
	But anyway, you can take off your mask finally because the government gave you permission to go back to normal.
	And to celebrate this momentous moment, I brought in none other than the legendary, the legendary Dave Rubin from apparently from something called the Dave Rubin Show or what something.
	What is your show called?
	The New York Times.
	Just this week, they said I host a show called the Dave Rubin Show, where I regularly host white supremacists.
	Now you're being hosted by a white supremacist.
	Now, that's why I agreed to do this because I was like, all right, that's one thing that I'm hosting them, but can I be the guest of a white supremacist?
	Elijah, it's a pleasure to be here in your futuristic synthwave studio.
	That's definitely not a closet in the Blaze Media studios.
	No, no, no.
	It's not the smallest room I've ever seen.
	Exactly.
	Speaking of small, I also brought on legendary John Doyle from HeckOff Commie.
	So true.
	Welcome back to the show, John.
	Thank you.
	Thanks for bringing us to Chuck E. Cheese.
	Yeah.
	It does look a little bit like that here.
	So obviously, if you can go to my screen here, Savannah, you guys, they've got some good news.
	Okay, don't take my word for it, Dave.
	Don't take my word for it, John.
	The CDC says fully vaccinated Americans can return to life without masks.
	We have all longed for this moment.
	Let's read a second from this.
	Coming down here, we got some awesome free-thinking people.
	Good people.
	Look at those good people.
	Yeah.
	Cueing.
	Can we just talk for a second about how masks plus queuing might be the worst combo ever than a roofie and an alcoholic drink without you noticing?
	What happened to social distancing?
	You know, now they have the stuff on the floor that says you must social distance.
	Like when I was getting on the plane to come here, they still have that when you're waiting in line.
	Stand here, stand here.
	And everyone's just ignoring it.
	Everyone's just ignoring everything.
	They've destroyed everything because of all the nonsense that they've peddled.
	No one believes anything anymore.
	I know, and you saw that too.
	Remember, I got a free upgrade to first class and I was like boasting about it.
	And then you saw that basically all classes on planes right now are basically like putting you in a cattle car?
	That was the worst flex I've ever been on the receiving end.
	You were just like, dude, you know, when you're like at my level, you can ride in first class.
	And I like look over, you've got like an extra two inches of legroom.
	And I was just like, oh, it's a good idea.
	And I got a can of Coke.
	I got a can of Coke on your pleb.
	Regular Coke.
	Yeah, with like the Mexican cane sugar.
	Wow.
	I know.
	This is crazy.
	Look at this.
	It says, check this out, guys.
	The government has returned back to normal.
	It says the Centers for Disease Control, our Lord and Savior, who died on the cross for our sins, rose again three days later or 15 days later, has announced that fully vaccinated Americans may return to normal life without masks, whether they are indoors or outdoors in the vast majority of settings, of course, being vague there.
	What are the details?
	Well, the CDC on Thursday afternoon issued a new guidance regarding mask wearing and businesses.
	The organization's latest announcement reveals that Americans are no longer advised to wear masks either indoors or outdoors, save for a handful of instances, including in healthcare settings or at businesses that require them or on airlines.
	So completely inconsistent.
	We're going to get into that.
	And a lot more here on slightly offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV.
	This is the first time that Dave's going to get confettied.
	This confetti of color.
	Oh, this is very exciting.
	Do you like that?
	I haven't been confettied like this since I lived in Chelsea years ago.
	I know.
	We always say it's a nice explosion of color in your face.
	John, do you get a little confetti?
	I was hoping I'd get some consolidory confetti.
	Sav, are you going on camera today?
	Sure.
	I'll go on camera with you guys.
	I'll get some confetti too.
	What's up, Dave?
	Thanks for coming in the studio.
	Yeah, look at this.
	This is a crazy thing that you people are doing.
	I always tell people that that's the graphics that they pay for when they get memberships at blazetv.com slash Elijah.
	You get that kind of graphics.
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	But on the real note, I got a new custom milled gun.
	I know you're a little bit jealous.
	I am a little bit jealous.
	It's very John Wick.
	Yeah, it's very good.
	And speaking, you have a lot of guns yourself.
	Me?
	Not after the boating accident.
	Not after the boating accident.
	Okay, well, a lot of us buy guns.
	We want to know, oh, yeah, I want a gun.
	It's cool.
	But you don't think about how you're actually going to carry it.
	You don't think how you're going to actually bring it around town, how you're going to handle it.
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	You know, I mean, you never know.
	We're doing constitutional carry here in Texas.
	You saw that.
	Anything can happen here in Texas.
	It's very obvious.
	We're moving on that.
	But obviously, you can't just have a gun sitting on your side.
	You've got to have something that is that is not too tight, but also not too loose.
	We also have Savannah looking as hot as ever, modeling that gun.
	Dave, she looks good there.
	She looks good.
	But what looks better?
	What looks better on that picture?
	It's the holster.
	The holster looks like that.
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	Okay, so check this out.
	I'm sure you guys are aware.
	If there's anybody in the world that you want to get their advice more, it would be a dementia patient.
	You've got a lot of experience with dementia, with dementia people.
	Joe Biden, I just want to get your opinion on Joe.
	What's going on there?
	Joe has dementia and everyone knows he has dementia and we're not allowed to talk about it.
	And that's a problem.
	And what's going to end up happening is at some point, the ship will crash.
	The dam has to break here, right?
	Because everyone around him knows something's not right with him.
	They push him out there.
	I don't know if they're drugging him up or whatever they do in these little lateral or whatever it is in these minor moments that he has some level of cognition, but then he loses his train of thought.
	He slurs over all these words.
	He doesn't know where he is.
	It's just so obvious.
	It's so obvious.
	But what will eventually happen is the rats are going to have to get off the ship.
	Somebody in the administration is going to finally be like, you know what?
	I need to be the first one out because this is, it's truly like an epic scandal.
	Like the idea that the president of the United States is mentally compromised and we all know that, scandal.
	So someone's going to be like, I better be the first one off.
	And then once they drop it at Washington Post or whatever it is, then everyone's going to have to break.
	And that will be interesting.
	I mean, I will, it will be fabulous, actually, to watch these people go at each other.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	I was the one that was trying to say, you know, he had a problem.
	I was the one, but they silenced me.
	And then, no, you were the one that was silencing me.
	Like eventually they will have to turn on each other or they just kill Biden.
	I mean, who the hell knows?
	They just push him down the stairs.
	He's sweating over here.
	He's like, stop, stop reading my diary.
	What do you think?
	I mean, honestly, honest take here, Joe Biden.
	I mean, we rarely ask that.
	We talk about what he does, but just honest take, Joe Biden.
	I'll give you my honest take.
	To Dave's point about how the media has been handling it, I think it's going to be really interesting to sort of analyze how they're covering Biden versus how they covered Trump in regards to like the mental competence and whether or not we're perceived to be like a respectable country by the world.
	Because for four years, they told us we're the laughingstock of the world.
	As countries like Russia or China extended at least a little bit of respect to us, but now they're being directly, like rhetorically challenging to the Biden administration because they know that he's mentally compromised and they don't have to pretend otherwise.
	Whereas our media are doing what's referred to as room service journalism with instead of asking him tough questions like, oh, well, what's your favorite flavor of soft serve, Mr. President?
	And so my honest take is like literally the last two weeks, I've been binge watching like clips of like Vladimir Putin and like Bashar al-Assad, like just wishing for a competent male leader, but we just don't have one.
	Let's not forget it was a massive scandal when Donald Trump drank a glass of water like this.
	Can we all just take a sip of tea in honor?
	This is just a chance.
	Solidarity.
	And while they're sipping, I just want to jump in and say that, you know, everyone says that Joe Biden is really bad at things, but I think that he's done a really good job at destroying an entire country in record time.
	So there you guys go.
	Well, that's the funny thing to me because, you know, I was warning all my good liberal, my quote-unquote, good liberal friends, like, guys, this thing is going to be a disaster.
	This old buffoon is not going to stop wokeism or all the craziness.
	It's like some of these people owe me an apology.
	Yeah.
	But you know, the apologies don't come, Elijah.
	Well, the apologies do not come because, you know, this is, let's just talk about Joe Biden, okay?
	Okay, let's go to my screen here.
	So Joe Biden, the most popular president in the history of the United States, said that after a year of hard work and so much sacrifice, but can I say this, by the way, of hard work?
	He's giving a good nod to President Trump because he's only been in for a couple months.
	Right.
	And so much sacrifice.
	Like, what did he do?
	He didn't even leave his basement.
	The rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do.
	So here's what, here's the precedent.
	He's saying that if you are not vaccinated, obviously you can remove your mask.
	So this has created the newest paradox for the never Trumpers, for the doomers and the branch Covidians and all those people that are out there.
	Is when you see someone without a mask, are they a Trump supporter or are they the most compliant government sheep you've ever seen in your life?
	There's no difference now between the Trumplicans and the autocratic slaves.
	And it's like, that's where we are.
	And I like this now because I think we're busting some brains.
	Oh, brains are busted everywhere.
	I mean, just walk out on the street and there's just brains everywhere.
	Go to New York City.
	It looks like I am a legend.
	Like the zombies are out and about.
	There's no doubt about it.
	The most disturbing part of that tweet, by the way, is that he said that it is a rule.
	You know, we're not governed by rules.
	We're governed by something called laws.
	And the way that those laws are supposed to come to fruition is that Congress is supposed to write laws.
	The president is supposed to sign laws.
	And then the judicial branch obviously makes sure those laws are legal.
	That's how the thing's supposed to work.
	We're not governed by the president just saying we have a new rule.
	The implication is like if you break that rule, I mean, what is a rule?
	If you break a rule in a sports game, you get penalized.
	You break a rule when you're playing a video game, you're in trouble.
	Like, what are you saying, Biden?
	If we break your rule, I'm not governed by that man's rules.
	That man has dementia.
	Why would you listen to the rules of a dementia patient?
	Why would you put something on your face because a dementia patient?
	That's a catheter.
	The man is unable to use a restroom unassisted.
	And that's okay if that's you.
	But I'm also not going to look to you to tell me how to live.
	Right.
	By the way, I have, you know, the dementia stuff, like, joking aside, for example, my grandma had dementia.
	I spent a lot of time taking her to doctors and elder care and geriatric hospitals and all of those things.
	He seems exactly the way she seemed before it really went bad.
	So I'm not diminishing the pain and all of that stuff relative to dementia.
	But my grandma wasn't the president of the United States.
	You're clown.
	You know, you know what it is?
	Have you heard of the clown pill?
	What's the clown pill?
	Oh, no.
	Can you please address it?
	No, this is the newest one.
	It's past the black pill.
	So after you get black pill, you get clown pill.
	Literally, there is nothing that I would love more than explaining the clown pill.
	Please tell me about it.
	Yeah, tell me about the clown pill.
	The clown pill is when you are no longer pessimistic about the state of the world.
	You simply just laugh at it because you know that it is just so bad that it's actually like worthy of laughter, like almost as though we're on some like sort of sitcom or something.
	How long do people last in the black pill before they shift to the clown pill?
	Because what happens is, do we have that?
	Can you hold it up, Savannah?
	Are you having that?
	Yeah, I just put it up.
	I just put it up.
	Yeah, yeah, look.
	So somebody made us a clown pill for the show.
	So it is the clown pill.
	And it's like you pop it in because it's like, it's, it's when you are not like shocking your audience.
	Yeah.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Even the clown pills over.
	Just got to commit suicide.
	The clown pill is like when you don't read Joe Biden's tweet and you're like, oh my gosh, they're setting rules.
	You're like, oh my gosh, we're here now.
	Like, this is where we're at in simulation.
	We're getting like told, we're giving like social rules by a man who's dying on live TV.
	Like, I like the clown pill.
	Yeah.
	So you laugh at it and you're like, you're telling your audience, let's talk about what's going on today.
	It's like the world is your sitcom and you're just laughing with your audience as it like burns to the ground.
	Elijah Schaefer, I'm going to bring the clown pill to the masses.
	I'm going to mention the clown pill on my show next week because, you know, one of the things that I try to do on my show every day is I talk about the news, but I always try to not blackpill people, right?
	I don't want my audience, I don't want humans to just be depressed and broken and crushed.
	So I always try to kind of give it, you know, a positive, fun spin.
	But now I have a word for it.
	Yeah.
	It's the clown pill.
	That's probably what's good about it too is like I have a medication for it.
	While the clown pill is probably a little bit further down the evolution than the black pill, but the black pill is almost like kind of a cope in a way because if you're just depressed, like, oh, we can't do anything.
	It's like, you can do something.
	You can laugh at it.
	You can take the clown pill.
	Exactly.
	You can take the clown pill.
	Like this tweet.
	Let's clown pill further.
	So the White House, now we have a building, by the way.
	We have an address giving us directions.
	You know, like the White House.
	Like, what?
	Okay.
	Speaking of white supremacy, one of their houses is up right now and it's like big news from the CDC.
	And it's like, I love how they think we're like this much of moron.
	It's like this is a United States government organization.
	Like, oh, really?
	The White House?
	I didn't know.
	Well, big news.
	If you're fully vaccinated, you don't need to wear a mask indoors or outdoors in most settings.
	We've gotten this far.
	Whether you choose to get vaccinated or wear a mask, please protect yourself until we get to the finish line.
	I need to talk about this.
	So when they say we've gotten to this far, my understanding of what this far means is that it means whatever they want it to do.
	The jobs reports came out.
	Yeah.
	And Newsom was getting recalled, and people were getting tired of Cuomo and Whitmer.
	And you find out the approval ratings and they're like, okay, we have to stop artificially imploding the nation.
	We've got to just open back up.
	And it shows me how disingenuous this whole pandemic has been.
	Not that COVID is fake, not that it's not a real virus.
	And you can go test it literally.
	You can sequence it.
	We know what it is.
	But it's saying, like, the way that they've handled this, you know, that this is government cause, not a natural reaction or a functional reaction that they can just switch agendas when they realize, like, oh, we've gotten so far into effing over the country that we might not have a country if we don't turn things around and stop pushing this people.
	Well said, Schaefer.
	That's it.
	I mean, that is it.
	They have done nothing to fix any of this.
	Every measure that these idiots have taken, from lockdowns to mask mandates to destroying the country, everything they've done has wrecked everything.
	They have completely truth has been just butchered in front of us.
	I live in LA where we're still under these half lockdowns.
	How is it, Mellie?
	Please, please tell us, people, free people of the free world of Texas.
	Yeah, well, if you come to my house, everything's great.
	And I have people over and we cook and have a lot of wine.
	And we're having a great time.
	And we've got weed and the whole thing.
	It's fantastic.
	I don't know how I was supposed to say that, but I'm kidding.
	No, no, it's all right.
	It's for medicinal purposes.
	But I can't even see you right now because I'm here in Dallas.
	I need a puff.
	No, but so individual people have figured out a way to survive and thrive, I would say.
	And I would include myself in that.
	But the state of the state is depressing.
	There's homeless people everywhere.
	We know about drug use.
	They're not arresting people for things.
	Downtown LA looks like I am legend.
	I mean, it's like you're just waiting for Will Smith to pop out and just like shoot a bunch of homeless people because also they're all drugs.
	That's your safe word.
	That's your safe word.
	You just see Will Smith running down the street.
	You're like, all right, we got to get out of here.
	No, that's right.
	When I see Will Smith like darting across my lawn, I'm going to be like, all right, now it's officially time to go.
	Tell Dave, tell Dave too.
	Yeah, Dave too.
	We're going.
	We're going.
	Okay.
	But let's talk about, let's talk about the BS here.
	Okay.
	Let's just talk about this.
	So also to the CEO of Blaze, I'm one of the few shows who actually uses Blaze Media articles for my show.
	You're welcome.
	But also, that's how I produce her.
	We try to do good here.
	That was nice of you.
	Yeah.
	So Blaze Media, a reputable brand that the intercept calls propagandist, says this.
	This is so funny.
	This is the cult.
	Vaccinated people are far less likely to engage in public activities than unvaccinated Americans, according to a poll.
	So first of all, what a wreck of an image, John.
	Can I get your like, are you, are you clown pilled from this image?
	Are you just sad?
	What is going on here?
	I'm generally clown-filled, regardless of the image.
	But I think what's interesting is the people, and this is my observation, I guess, the people who are most likely to still take these masks very seriously and like want to stay locked down were already like pretty fragile, borderline insecure people, not very extroverted.
	They were kind of like, you know, the types of people who'd be like, oh, there are too many of us.
	We need a new plague.
	And now they're like, see, this is their excuse to kind of like project their desires onto the rest of society.
	Like, oh, now we all have to be locked down and I can just stay inside and watch Netflix all day, like the hermit lifestyle.
	Yes, they are miserable, self-obsessed, navel-gazing weirdos and they have psychological problems.
	It's on you to figure out how you want to live in this world.
	That really is it, man.
	Like get out there and fight for what you believe and all that stuff.
	But these people, not only do they not want to do it for themselves, they want to make sure you can't do it too.
	So the idea that you would be vaccinated if you believe that the vaccination is a good thing, you would be vaccinated, yet you'd still either not go out or you'd wear a mask when you're out.
	You're either an anti-vaxxer or a conspiracy theorist far worse than even you.
	You know, you know, remember, remember when we almost got, remember, when we almost got to the point to where they were going to make us stick like q-tips up our butts?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That was like a genuine, like, it wasn't like a joke.
	Like, I thought it was a joke, but it was like a little.
	Yeah, like people started sticking stuff up their butts.
	They were doing it to Japanese people that were getting into China.
	They were sticking something in their butt.
	Did they do this to Biden's envoy?
	Didn't they do it to the American envoy?
	China did.
	They probed their buttons.
	That's how you know it's propaganda.
	It's like, what?
	They're like, what can we do now?
	Oh, yeah.
	Stick something up their ass.
	Let's do it.
	I was like, I was like there.
	I was like, I've already read it.
	I thought it was a Babylon B article.
	And that's when I took the clown pill.
	That's when I couldn't differentiate Babylon B from the real news.
	And then I would have to, like, I would read things and I'd be like, is this not the B?
	Is this Babylon B?
	Is this CNN?
	I don't even know anymore.
	And it was like, Biden's envoy was probed with Q-tips in their buttholes while visiting Xi Jinping.
	And then Xi Japing apologized and said, We didn't mean to do that.
	And I'm like, is that a real article?
	And it's like, oh, that happened.
	Dude, literally, if you read like the manuals from whether it's like Soviet propaganda or CIA has a few declassified ones on like the propaganda that they would run in banana republics during regime change operations, they literally say, do things just to like, like put things that are so false into the media, not to convince people, but just to mock them and let them know that you have that power, like stuff like that, to demoralize them and humiliate them.
	The same thing like eat bugs.
	Oh, they're good for you.
	Eat the maggots.
	It's about humiliating the people who aren't in power.
	We are basically under a psyop from our own government.
	Something like that.
	But I would say that you want to talk about the clown pill.
	The best thing that they could do, you stick the thing up there, but and then you'd be like, okay, and now take the clown pill right now.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, oh, you'll, this will, you'll feel better.
	That's how you take the clown pill.
	The clown pill is anal probe.
	And you put it up and you're like, whoa, I get it now.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	That is, that goes up.
	That's it.
	Vito.
	This is not what the clown pill was supposed to be.
	But that's the humiliation.
	But that, but it does wait.
	Hey, you know what?
	Even if you don't like it, that's also not what they intend heroin for, but people use it the wrong way.
	Okay.
	Some people use the clown pill correctly.
	Some people use it and abuse it.
	We're using it correctly on this show.
	No anal clown pills going on here.
	Listen to this, though.
	Let's check out the cult members.
	We're back with the cult.
	So vaccinated Americans are far less likely to engage in public activities than people who have not yet received the coronavirus vaccine.
	I can't believe we're still allowed to say vaccine on YouTube.
	Really, here's where we're at: a survey of 879 vaccinated American adults and 1,321 unvaccinated adults found that those who were not inoculated against COVID-19 were much more likely to want to return to normal and engage in public activities.
	Morning Consult gauged the interest in both groups in returning to public activities, including going to the gym.
	Okay, this is so sad.
	There's people who haven't gone to the gym in a year, and I don't know what's going on with them.
	They're probably just fat and then now more at risk to complications from COVID.
	Taking a train.
	Okay, who's taking trains?
	Going to a party, attending a concert, going to a wedding, traveling abroad, and going on a cruise.
	In every possible scenario, the respondents that were not vaccinated were more inclined to participate in these public activities.
	Look at these numbers.
	According to a poll, 43% of unvaccinated people felt it was safe to go to the gym versus only 27% of vaccinated Americans.
	What in the name of mental illness and self-denigration do you have to experience to have two jabs of an experience?
	Well, I don't think we could call it experimental, of the most trusted and safe and popular vaccine in American history.
	And I just want to say, Susan Wajeki, no matter what Elijah said about you a moment ago, I just think you're wonderful.
	Yeah, we actually burn candles in my house to Susan.
	We have a shrine to Susan Wajeki.
	She's actually, my God, I've renounced Christ and I've taken the Wajek.
	I've taken Wajek.
	That's what she wants.
	You know, they come, they hold a gun.
	This is, they come to your sleep.
	But no, you know, they gave her an award.
	YouTube gave her a free speech award from YouTube.
	I heard that she's going to be CEO of YouTube.
	Someone told me she's going to rebuild the temple on the Temple Mount, unite Palestine and Israel, and then claim to be God.
	And a lot of people are going to believe her.
	I hate the Antichrist.
	No, joke.
	I did not reject Jesus Christ.
	I just, I just found, I don't know, the third coming.
	Susan.
	Through an algorithm.
	Okay, but like, but like the 27% thing, right?
	I mean, this, why get the vaccine?
	Do you know that when you go to the gym, somebody could drop a weight on your head and kill you?
	You could slip while you're in the steam room.
	You could fall down the stairs.
	The litany of things that you could be killed or injured by at the gym, but we all take that into account and still go to the gym.
	The point is, life, you could get hit by lightning.
	All sorts of bad things can happen.
	We know that actually being overweight is one of the main things that'll get you if you get the COVID.
	So you might want to, instead of giving burgers and fries to people to get vaccinated, you guys saw that.
	That's what de Blasio is doing in New York.
	Instead of doing things to make people get fat, or I think was it Krispy Kreme that said, if you get vaccinated, we'll give you a donut a day.
	I mean, this is look at this buffoon, this abject, disgusting, awful, authoritarian, Marxist piece of crap.
	I don't like that, man.
	That's the clown pill.
	Yeah, that's the clown pill.
	That's it.
	Because you know that he was acting like, dude, go out there and just eat fries while you're doing it.
	It's going to make him so mad.
	Yeah.
	Dude, we need to have a graphic.
	Okay.
	To the audience, if you're computer graphics, please let us know.
	Because if we can get you a high resolution of that, email us or DM, please email us at s Hernandez at mercurystudios.com inside the description.
	And if you can turn this into some sort of like, like a lame boomer, like thing that like comes across the screen or something.
	Oh, I like that.
	So you want them to take him eating the burger, a clown pill it.
	I want like him eating the clown pill.
	Get on that, people.
	That's a retweet from Dave Rubin.
	Yeah, have him eating the clown pill.
	And also, if you can do clown pill confetti, like a bunch of clown pills, just go, they might come up.
	Yeah.
	Like really unnecessary early 2000s, like explosions and lightning.
	That's the point of this show, actually, is to make it as horrible as possible that it becomes the best, worst show on Blaze TV, meaning it's the lowest budget, worst one.
	No, it's like that's what makes you love it.
	The fact that they are telling you to eat burgers and fries, I mean, let's say you're on the fence about the vaccine, so that's why you haven't had it.
	Who's sitting there like on the fence that's like, you know what?
	I'm going to get a burger for this.
	So I will let them jab me with this thing.
	Shake shack.
	This is not like Shake Shack.
	No, it's not even Shake Shack.
	That's true.
	That's $9.
	That's a pretty decent burger.
	It's pretty decent.
	But it's like, it's like, at least like when it's there, it's not even like, oh, you get like a free burger for a month or something like that.
	Or like, no, you get one.
	It's like, you get extra shack sauce on that.
	That would be, yeah.
	See, the governor in Ohio is even offering like tickets for a lottery to win a million dollars if you take the vaccine.
	Taxpayer money.
	Did you see that you could get a free joint in New York on 420 if you got the vaccine?
	Yep.
	Okay, we're talking.
	No, but like, I wait, okay, new thing, guys.
	New thing.
	We're going to do a lottery here.
	It's going to be coming up for not getting the vaccine.
	We're going to end up doing, I'm going to do a cash prize on the show.
	Well, I'm going to announce it on the next.
	I actually am going to announce it on the next show.
	We're going to, I'm going to figure out with Savannah what we're going to do, but we're going to offer you guys something.
	If you don't get it, you don't have to prove anything.
	You're just going to have to do something fun for us.
	But before we jump any further, I got to tell you guys something important.
	Guess what?
	Guess who just moved out of the north part of Fort Worth and into another part of Texas that I can't tell you about because I never tell anyone where I live.
	But also, it's awesome.
	And guess what they did?
	They checked my credit score.
	And guess what happened?
	Because my credit score was high.
	I didn't have to pay a deposit.
	Epic.
	So credit scores are important.
	Not only do they save you on deposits.
	Not only do they save you on home financing, on car loans, on anything, but also in general, they just save you money.
	And a lot of you are like, well, I don't know how to fix my weight.
	Well, I can't help you there.
	Definitely not going to Shake Shack, but I can tell you how to fix your credit score.
	Scoremaster is not just like some sort of credit repair.
	It's credit science.
	You can raise your score up to 61 points in 20 days or less.
	Now, why do I say 61 points?
	Now, that's pretty cool.
	Okay, so let's just say you're in the high 500s to mid-600s when you bought that new car and you're like, well, my rate sucks.
	My APR sucks.
	You were like me when I got student loans.
	By the way, my student loans were like 9.8%, which I think should be illegal.
	And I needed to refinance my loans.
	Well, thank God for scoremaster.com/slash offense.
	That's O-F-F-E-N-S-E.
	If you had gone to Scoremaster first and you raised your credit score to 61 points, you could have saved nine grand on your car loan, which is actually kind of a lot of money.
	And if you go to scoremaster before applying for a home loan and you raise your score 61 points, you could have saved $100,000.
	Dave, I'm not a big math guy.
	Is $100,000 a lot of money?
	That's pretty good.
	That's pretty, pretty, pretty good.
	Double the national average of a yearly income.
	So I don't know about you, but I would do that as well.
	So if you go to scoremaster.com/slash offense, you can find out right now and enroll in minutes and see how you can save as much points as you can.
	Go to scoremaster.com/slash offense.
	That's scoremaster.com slash OFFENSE.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So let's see.
	Do you say, do you say offense, not offense?
	He's so bad at pronouncing.
	What's the name of this show, according to you?
	Slightly offensive.
	Slightly offensive.
	My roommate's name is Aldo Aldo.
	Hey, are Aldo and John coming over?
	He like is so bad.
	Well, what's the name of the shoe store?
	Aldo.
	Aldo.
	Well, important.
	You call it old.
	And I say important, and I also say kitten.
	And people say that's not how you say those words.
	I have an accent.
	I don't know why.
	I just have never heard anyone say offense.
	It seems slightly offensive.
	Yeah, that's the same thing.
	Even the way you say offensive is offensive.
	It's a little offensive, frankly.
	Yeah, that's more than slightly offensive.
	I'd say that's substantially offensive.
	I like the way he roasts Elijah on his own show.
	It's my favorite part of the show.
	Wait, I thought that's what we were doing today.
	That's what they said.
	Oh, yeah, that was a good idea.
	That's what they told me downstairs.
	Yeah, that's yeah.
	The security guard was like, make Elijah a danger to himself.
	They said go up to the closet upstairs and make fun of Elijah for an hour.
	Can I tell you that would be the ultimate?
	That's like, that would be great.
	I now regret turning like I regularly turned down early on.
	Like, I'm not going on CNN.
	I'm just not doing it.
	I should have just went on and just roasted them and just took them in three minutes and be like, this network is trash.
	It never came on again.
	Like, you are the most sorry, pitiful excuses for human beings.
	And also, from someone who already has a weird-shaped head, you have an even weirder one, Brian Spelter.
	So, I swear to you, Elijah, when my book came out, I thought, you know, I was with Penguin.
	It's a major publisher, like, and we were, you know, New York Times bestseller, which is all nonsense anyway.
	But I was New York Times bestseller.
	2000 comments.
	Well, the reason I mentioned that is because I should have been on every CNN show.
	Fox put me on everything.
	I should have been on all the MSNBC shows.
	They should have put me on all of those things, but they put me on none of them.
	But my goal the entire time was if I get on one of them, that was exactly what I was going to do.
	I wasn't going to talk about the book.
	I was just going to turn it to them and be like, and you pathetic potato-shaped freak.
	I'm like, come on.
	Oh, God.
	He broke Elijah, Dave.
	You broke Elijah.
	Oh, Lord.
	You gave me COVID.
	I know that's gross.
	Okay, let's talk about this.
	So, this article came out.
	I know this won't surprise you guys.
	Excuse me for a sec.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Also, you want to know the truth?
	So I got this.
	A lot of the audience knows that I had this is like a really ugly weird haircut, but the reason why I got it is because I bought a new shaver and I used to trim my sides, but I forgot I bought a new one.
	And so I went up and it like shaved off the sides and my whole hair got messed up.
	And the woman was like, Who did your last haircut?
	And I just felt like shameful and I didn't admit it.
	I was like, I don't remember, but it's fixed, ladies and gentlemen.
	Okay, let's talk about this.
	Speaking of mental illness and CNN people, go to my screen here.
	This is so crazy.
	Did you read this article from Vice?
	Oh, I saw this.
	I saw it on the Twitter.
	Yeah.
	So people aren't addicted to wearing masks.
	They're traumatized.
	And before we make fun of these people, I actually agree with this article.
	I'm going to preface this by saying this is a true statement.
	People like to say your thoughts about the traumatized people and whether they're weak or not, that's up to you.
	But check this out.
	There's a glaring omission from the discussion about why some people can't quit pandemic behaviors, the mental and emotional toll of last year.
	So here's an Asian.
	I hope she doesn't get around any proud boys or white supremacists that have been attacking them all over New York recently.
	I've seen white people attacking Asians lately.
	Around a month ago, Lauren Albanese went to the mall with her uncle and dad, and it was the first time since the pandemic began that the 27-year-old from Staten Island had been around people outside her household.
	Yikes.
	As they entered, Albanese froze.
	All the people around her seemed to move in slow motion.
	Her dad spoke to her, but she couldn't hear his words.
	My body completely shut down.
	This is in quotes for our blind viewers who are listening.
	Remember, that's those are blind viewers.
	My body completely shut down, triggered by simply being around people.
	She said, I still feel like I don't have control over myself and how my body reacts after everything that's happened.
	And it gets worse, actually.
	Albanese tested positive for COVID-19 three days after her grandmother died on April 8th, 2020.
	Not a day goes by when, and by the way, that's sad.
	My mom died about a month after that.
	So there we go.
	Not a day goes by when I don't think about the events that took place over a year ago.
	Listen to how we're talking about this.
	This is like, this is like somebody was on a battleship during Pearl Harbor.
	This is what I'm, this is the kind of feeling I'm getting from this.
	Visual memories flood her mind, the difficulty of picking up her grandmother's ashes due to crematory backlogs, getting extremely sick herself while trying to grieve, the inability to have a funeral, her grandma's assisted living facility dumping all of her grandmother's possessions, including her grandfather's ashes into boxes.
	When she left the hospital that day, her grandma died and saw a line of people outside the hospital who weren't permitted to enter.
	They just wanted to be near the building to their loved ones.
	So this is to go down.
	Needless to say, it hasn't been easy for Albanese to adjust, quote, back to normal.
	And as the United States improves its COVID-19 situation with daily case numbers, a fraction of what they were during the January peak, of course, because we changed the cycle count on the test, but that's a whole nother story.
	There's been a small but vocal backlash against those who, like Albanese, aren't swiftly shaking off the events or newly acquired safety behaviors of the past year.
	Let's talk about this.
	Yeah.
	Like, I know we like to laugh about people wearing masks in their car and stuff.
	And I mean, you point out that they're weak, but like, when you read this, this person has been the subject of abuse, of government abuse, of media abuse.
	Like, this person should be able to sue CNN, honestly.
	Like, this person, somebody owes this person, like, actually money.
	I think so.
	Like, somebody traumatized and manipulated this person to the point where they're 27.
	They've had COVID.
	So they obviously have immunity.
	And they're actually, they suffer from real post-traumatic stress disorder in a mall, in a shopping mall.
	Yeah, but the lighting, the lighting in these malls.
	You know what I mean?
	It can be so harsh.
	It's so bright.
	Also, so many young people just running around the malls these days trying to get the latest shoes.
	It is.
	There's hordes of young youth.
	It's like just running around.
	Exactly.
	They're all running around.
	But it's like, when I read this, like, at first, I was like, I read the title and I was like, oh, what a loser.
	And then I read the story and I'm going, holy crap.
	Yeah.
	There are people in our society.
	Like, this is not a joke that are permanently, like maybe, like someone who commits suicide.
	I'm going to say, I think suicide numbers are going to rise.
	These people think they lived through one of the most traumatic events in history.
	Meanwhile, we've been dancing at Red River two-step country bar.
	People on like saddles hanging from the ceiling, drinking blue moons and having the time of our lives.
	This is my invite.
	I'd like to dance.
	You never been to Red River?
	I've never been to Red River.
	Oh, next time you're out, it's like the most, it's like from the 60s, 70s, the most iconic, epic southern, like two-step, like thousands of people inside, no masks, just the most epic place that you'll ever go to.
	And it's like, it's so epic.
	I went to a cigar bar in Dallas last night, which is why my voice is a little gravelly today with Tyler from the Blaze and it was jam-packed and we smoked cigars and we drank tequila and nobody was wearing masks.
	But you are right.
	These people are suffering from a mind virus.
	I think the mind virus actually is much worse than the other virus.
	Yes, 500,000 people died and we know most of them were old and had comorbidities and that's not to diminish anyone's parent that died or anything else, but the long-term effects of what they've done to people.
	This 27-year-old girl is going to walk around and tell her grandchildren one day of what she lived through.
	And in fact, what she lived through was the flu, you know, like a little extra flu, and we destroyed the world in honor of it.
	Be careful, Dave.
	Don't upset the Lord and Saviors.
	Oh, and again, I just want to say I love being on YouTube.
	And Susan Rajecki is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
	Yeah, and I want people to get 10 jabs.
	Yeah.
	Everyone should be vaccinated every morning before you should have a more you should just have a vaccination station next to your anal swabs and everything.
	Just fuck them up.
	You should be doing like two double fisting anal swab and injection at the same time.
	But on the trauma, John, I mean, because you're, okay, this is why I like, do you know, don't be afraid of John as a trauma expert, if I'm not mistaken.
	That is me.
	Trauma expert, black person expert, medical expert.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Another namekeeper, John.
	Trauma expert.
	So John, John's 21.
	John's Gen Z.
	I like John.
	He's built a big audience on YouTube, even when you can't build an audience.
	300,000 subscribers already at 21, dropping the truth.
	Honestly.
	What is it you're doing on the YouTube?
	Saying what I think, basically.
	Pretty good.
	Yeah.
	Basic stuff.
	But on the trauma thing, I will say, when I call these people weak, I don't necessarily mean that to be pejorative.
	I think that that's just sort of the natural state of things.
	Some people are more susceptible to just believing what the government or media tells them than other people.
	I think that Vice printed that story very specifically.
	I don't think they would have printed the average story, which are like, there are girls that I know, people, I should say, people I know who just like are wearing the mask now because they don't want to be identified as Trump supporters or Republicans, or they just like feel as though, well, it's probably not safe because the government and the adjacent media apparatuses have like led them to this point and now they're not ready to leave quite yet.
	It's going to take another year for them to be comfortable with that.
	But that's the question, I think, is will that individual or somebody like her have the agency to be like, I have been lied to deliberately and I will then, you know, take action, whether that's protesting or even filing a lawsuit against these people.
	It reminds me of a story and I'm going to butcher it because I don't remember the specifics, but there was like a guy who lived, he had a big property near Area 51 and he could like see over his property line like what they were doing over there and he started asking questions.
	And so they actually sent like government agents to his house and told him that, you know, they're doing experiments with like UFO technology because they wanted to hide what they were actually doing, which is like some nuke stuff or whatever.
	So then like decades later, one of the guys who was working on that case with him retired and took him out to dinner and tried to tell him the truth.
	And he like leaned in and he was like, hey, man, you know, I want you to know that what we were actually doing was like some top secrets and like airfare, whatever.
	And the guy like leaned back in and was like, it's okay.
	I know that it was actually aliens.
	Even when they tried to tell him the truth, it didn't even matter because he was so conditioned by that point that he could never deviate from that state of mind.
	And I think that's where we're at right now.
	Like they will never hold accountable the people who were telling them the truth.
	The people that they propped up as like heroes, like Dr. Fauci or like whoever.
	It's like they, they are the good people in their mind.
	And so if like this is bad for them, it's just because you weren't wearing your mask or you weren't taking the vaccine.
	That's why you see all the people responding to the things about, oh, I'm not going to wear the mask anymore because I don't want to be identified as a Republican.
	These people who I believe are weak-minded, which isn't necessarily, again, a bad thing, but like they're now staring into the abyss where they now have the responsibility to make a moral declaration on whether or not someone is good and bad.
	It used to be the mask.
	You wear a mask, you're a good guy.
	You're on my team.
	You're not, you're a bad guy.
	You're killing grandma.
	But now it's like on them again to assess people's character and people's morality and values and actually like interact with people.
	And they don't want to do that because they want the nanny state to just do it for them via the mask.
	I have two thoughts here.
	First off, when you say girls, you meant birthing people, right?
	I'm sorry.
	Yes, birthing person.
	Birthing people.
	And then secondly, weak-minded.
	You're a Star Wars guy.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh.
	What if we just start Jedi mind-tricking these people?
	Oh, what if we just start Jedi mind-tricking people?
	Try it on him.
	I'm sorry for your generation isn't in the worst shape and experiencing the worst situation in America of any generation.
	Oh, I'm like happy on a sudden.
	Yeah.
	America will continue.
	You have nothing to worry about.
	Yeah.
	You take joy in the fact that Dave Rubin is rich and successful and older than you, but you may never get there, but still have a fun time.
	You have a real future on YouTube.
	Yeah.
	Am I looking forward to having a family, sending kids to college?
	No, I'm looking forward to the next Marvel Comics movie.
	You will reach a million subscribers.
	You know, I mean, like, you did.
	Congratulations, by the way.
	You went past that now.
	But I remember that.
	That was a big deal.
	No joke.
	When we got that, was when Social Blade, remember Social Blade, which was live tracking where you could actually delete them, I remember from when we got to like 950,000, it was incredible what they were doing.
	I would go on Social Blade because I wanted to actually, if I could, I wanted to actually see the moment, you know, the moment we were going to, you know, cross the million.
	And it would be like, I'd be getting more views than ever.
	I'd be people were so excited for the million.
	They wanted me to be live when it was going to happen.
	And we were just watching it drop.
	I'd lose 50 subscribers in a second, then I'd gain two, then I'd lose 100, then I'd gain 10.
	And it was just, and it took us probably an extra, no joke, six months to get there.
	And now they've just screwed everything.
	None of them.
	And then, by the way, so because Social Blade was allowing us to track them deleting subscribers, so they changed the way that they present information.
	They said it was for our mental health.
	Do you remember that?
	They said it was because we were watching too closely our subscriber count as if our platforms that we're building.
	People wonder why we care about followers.
	It's because like it would be like a company growing in revenue.
	So you can hire more people.
	Like the more people that watch supremacist stuff.
	The more people that watch us, the more we can hire more people.
	We can grow the company.
	And that's how that works is ad revenue increases, et cetera.
	But it's like, what's so funny is like, do you know that since January 6th, when Twitter got a hold of my account and I have not gained a single follower since January 6th from on Twitter, I haven't gained one.
	So that's crazy.
	And it's to the point where like it actually jumps.
	So like I got, I'll get up to like, I'll go up 500 and then one, and then like within a minute, it goes and it like just, it just like, not, it's not even a joke.
	Like refresh the game.
	Yeah, I got you.
	And it goes back down and you go, what the hell?
	And you go to like social blade and it's like gained 85, lost 85, gained 200, lost 200.
	And you're going, they're just, they, they, and they've admitted doing this.
	And people don't realize even on YouTube, like straight up, like there was, I, I mean, I mean, it is, it is absolutely crazy what they've done.
	And this is why, check this out.
	It's about conditioning.
	People don't even get how much they control information.
	Watch this.
	This is, this will blow your mind.
	I mean, it won't actually, because you live in California.
	If you can blow my mind, I'll be seriously impressed, man.
	I've been through a lot the last couple of years.
	Let me blow somebody's mind.
	Come on.
	My grandma watches this.
	So, so, Grandma Lois, we love you.
	Shout out.
	You want to give a shout out to Grandma Lois?
	I love Grandma Lois.
	Grandma Lois.
	How you doing?
	You want to give a shout out to Grandma Lois?
	We love Grandma.
	I mean, she knows that.
	We go way back.
	Yeah, you know, I'm going to get her on my show.
	You should have Grandma Lois.
	I'm on my grandma on my show.
	That's what I love about baby boomers.
	They get like a lot of crap, but it's good because what defines them is their inability to like accept change.
	So the country's changing and we need them to get on board with things.
	They're like, eh, I don't know about that.
	But then on the other hand, it's like they're never going to accept something like gender theory because they're just like, nah, it's boys and girls.
	Like they just dismiss it.
	It's great.
	Yeah, I like boomers.
	Watch this.
	So Joe Biden's Instagram, which you may be following and not know, says new CDC guidance, fully vaccinated people no longer need to wear a mask.
	Now, let's read the comments.
	Okay, this is a fun part of the show where it's like, nah.
	Who is this?
	Hold up.
	Let's see this.
	Who is this?
	Oh, right.
	Does he mean nah, meaning, okay, I was vaccinated and we must continue to collect or nah, meaning I'm not listening to you, you old buffoon?
	No hate on the gay community at all, but it's just like you can hit on the gay guy.
	Okay, I will.
	Then let's hate on the gay community.
	I have a date.
	Hating on homosexuals with Dave Rubin for 50 minutes straight on our new series.
	But it's like, I mean, it's like with a guy like this, it's just like, you know, I mean, I just, okay, I expect it.
	Like, you're not going to see some chad dude with like a gun on the side being like, nah, I'm going to just like continue to be cock myself out.
	Like, it's going to be a guy that's more feminine, that's into this kind of stuff.
	And this is this problem with culture and masculinity and everything is like everybody's just become so weak, so not genuine to their biology, to who they are, not living according to what actually makes them great.
	And they sit around with a shirt like this, thinking that they look good.
	And really, we're sitting here on the show being like, aha, I can tell by the way that you dress and you look that you probably are not someone who's able to think for yourself.
	By the way, what you're saying right there, I don't even think that's a commentary on sexuality.
	There are very masculine gay guys.
	There are effeminate straight guys.
	Like, that's actually not a comment on that, but your broader point of like a guy like that, like when he says nah, well, what are you really saying to Bob?
	Like, what are you saying?
	Like, nah, I will live like this forever.
	I will always do what everyone wants me to do forever.
	That's what I'll do with my dad.
	I love how he talks.
	How was that?
	That was so good.
	That was Dave Rubin trying to convince people he's gay.
	I go do whatever you want, whatever you want me to do.
	Dave's the first person I feel like that you have to like mentally remind yourself that you're gay.
	Cause you're like, it's weird, joke the other day.
	We're like, someone's gonna tell, like, because I know people tell people, like, if somebody to tell someone that they're gay, it's like, is somebody gonna tell Dave one day he's not actually gay?
	I mean, if I'm not gay, I'm doing something very wrong here.
	There's been some major confusion along the way.
	He's like, hey, maybe.
	I don't know.
	It's like, somebody's going to tell him that he's not.
	But it's like, but it's like, honestly, and I'm like hating on the gays with John and Dave.
	No, never.
	But like, but on the, on the real note, it's like, this brings up the point about the importance.
	Like you even said, it doesn't mean you're not masculine.
	It has nothing to do with sexuality per se.
	It's about masculine men and we need feminine women who understand their roles in the family, in society, that people that understand that they're independent, that it's about you making your own decisions for you, yourself and your family, that you guys are together, that you are demonstratively understanding.
	And that guy is not going to lead us into the next era.
	He's progressive, but he's keeping us from actually going forward.
	Yeah, that's funny because we were in back when they opened up the gyms over the summer in Michigan for like the first time in months.
	We were in there and we were benching and they had closed the tennis courts down and moved all the equipment in there so it was more spaced out.
	So we were benching and there was this guy literally on the other side of the tennis court on an elliptical and he was mad at us because we didn't have our masks on when we were benching.
	He made a point to come over there and he was like waddling over and he was like, you guys need to have your mask on.
	Like, yeah, and he's like made a big deal about it.
	We just kind of observed that.
	Like you'd never see a guy like rack like a 315 squat and then just be like, hey, bro, put your mask on.
	Mask up.
	Build back better.
	Like it's always going to be like the little elliptical guy.
	But if you feared COVID, you wouldn't be walking towards the people without the mask.
	Did you see that video?
	Remember that video very early on?
	I think it was at Hobby Lobby, actually, where there's this woman not wearing a mask and she's buying whatever it is you buy at Hobby Lobby.
	And this guy is chasing her around the store.
	And he's like, put on your mask.
	Put on your mask.
	Now, that means that he obviously doesn't believe in COVID because he's walking to the woman.
	And then he said something that actually really clicked like, what's wrong with these people to me?
	He goes, he goes, I have to wear the mask.
	We have to all wear the mask.
	Why don't you have to wear the mask?
	And I was like, that actually sounds like a third grader.
	That doesn't sound like an adult.
	Like, no one's forcing you to do anything.
	No one's forcing you to be at Hobby Lobby or be like a smug prick or any of these things.
	But you get to do something that I don't get to do.
	Like, that's what these people are.
	My mom said it's my turn on the PlayStation.
	Exactly.
	That is so true.
	You have given those Ben Shapiro memes.
	You and men are tight.
	You and men are.
	You have to pick a game that's for two players.
	Oh, that's funny.
	That's what I mean.
	That was a pretty good Shapiro.
	Yeah, that's pretty good.
	And before we go any further, we're going to talk about more of these comments and the insanity, but I got to talk to you about something else insane.
	I'm sure you guys know a little bit about Hunter Biden, or maybe you don't know because tech companies decided that you shouldn't.
	Well, guess what?
	Hunter Biden is still up to no good.
	In fact, from his shady foreign business dealings to his lies in the media to the media lying for him, let's just talk about the crime syndicate of the Bidens who are working overtime to cover up Hunter's laundry list of scandals, including possibly being in rooms with minors naked and things that I feel uncomfortable talking about on the show because it's really gross and I don't want to, you know, get zucked.
	But, you know, someone's stepping up to the plate.
	And media and big tech are helping Biden get away with it.
	So someone's got to expose him.
	And that's why the filmmakers behind the Gosdell movie are making the movie My Son Hunter.
	So the Hunter Biden movie is to put an end to the Biden media cover-up and to once and for all get out into the into the world what's actually happening.
	And if you think movies don't wake people up, think about you.
	When did you wake up?
	You probably randomly just saw a movie.
	You probably saw a social media clip and you finally were like, oh, shoot, I've been asleep.
	Well, that's why My Son Hunter will expose it all to people who don't know anything.
	And maybe that's you.
	Well, I'm going to tell you this.
	It's about the laptop, about the shady foreign business dealings, about Hollywood, all these things.
	And they won't fund it because they're a part of it.
	So it's just too controversial to expose some of the most powerful people in the world because I don't know, you might end up Seth Rich.
	So, I mean, sorry.
	It's true.
	These independent filmmakers are relying on you guys.
	So please, your gift of $10, $50, or $100 or more will help stop the Biden media cover-up and make the movie My Son Hunter.
	And also, check this out.
	You're looking for some ways to get some tax write-offs?
	Yeah.
	Well, it's 100% tax deductible.
	So please go to mysonhuntermovie.com.
	That's mysonhuntermovie.com right now to make your donation and help make this incredibly important film get your tax deductible donation to making an important expose.
	So let's expose.
	Speaking of the Bidens.
	Elijah, before you continue, can I just say apropos of nothing?
	I just want to say that Susan Wojecki is a great woman.
	I just want to just make that point.
	I know that was sort of a non-sequitur, but I just think she's a great woman.
	And it's important that all of us, and how many subscribers do you have on YouTube?
	300,000.
	300,000.
	You may want to say something nice about her.
	Yeah, I really appreciate Susan making 300,000 alt accounts and just subscribing to my channel that many times.
	A lot of bots over her.
	A lot of bots over there with this one.
	On the side note, like while we're at it, let's just go through and the list here and say, okay, cool.
	I love Israel when I need to, but when I need to look edgy and love the Palestinians, I love them too.
	The queer queers for Palestine.
	Yeah.
	I'm a Jewish queer for Palestine.
	Dude, I should make a shirt says Jewish queers for Palestine.
	Okay, epic.
	And also, Savannah, you want to just come out and just say something that brings on more subscribers and keeps the channel safe?
	No.
	She's like, no.
	There's nothing that can be done.
	Okay, so let's look at this.
	So this show is horrible, but it's great.
	So this is a show?
	Yeah, he's like, they told me to come over with you for an hour.
	Dude, that's literally.
	I can't even say the joke here because I say too many jokes that I shouldn't say.
	So we'll just move on with this.
	So people are commenting more on this, saying things like this.
	Ready for this?
	Like as if like, it's too soon.
	So it's like, remember, it was like, trust the experts, trust the CDC.
	And then now the CDC and the experts are like, okay, you can take off your mask.
	And now people are like, oh, now we've set up.
	Yeah, we don't trust them.
	That was such a good point, too, that Dave made.
	Like, it's not about the danger.
	Like, if any, one of us three walked into like a Whole Foods with an AR-15 or something, people would be like, what the hell?
	And they'd like, they'd walk out.
	They'd get out there.
	But when we don't have a mask on, they're not in danger.
	They're mad because we're not doing the thing.
	It'd be the same if we walked in there without like a shirt on.
	Like, hey, you're supposed to be doing that.
	Why aren't you doing that?
	And it's like the conformity thing because these weaker-minded people know that their best chance of survival is to trust the people who have power because like people who are strong-minded are like, we're going to be fine by ourselves.
	So their brains are literally wired to secrete dopamine whenever they listen to what the big government tells them.
	And so it like makes them feel good.
	It's like the third grader.
	It's like, well, he said this.
	Can I have two cookies?
	Can I have two apple juices?
	Because he's not going to get one because he was talking when you were.
	It's like they're children.
	This guy gets it.
	And I think you deserve 301,000.
	Susan, get on it.
	Subscribers.
	Hey, I can't subscribe, obviously.
	I'm very busy during the day, but you know, if only someone had 1.5 or 1.6 million subscribers and could platform him, that would be crazy.
	I like John's one of my favorite YouTubers.
	You know that?
	I love your YouTube.
	I love John's YouTube.
	But guess what?
	Savannah has a YouTube as well, and she's growing it, and I'm very happy.
	I do, I do.
	She's doing really good.
	She's at what?
	Like, how many subscribers now?
	18,000.
	Well, congratulations.
	That's pretty good.
	You know, I'm definitely not in your guys' league, but one day, one day.
	Well, this guy has more than all of us combined.
	It's not about how many subscribers you have.
	It's about the size.
	Size doesn't matter.
	Dave Rubins of the people that are subscribing.
	I get out there on the road and I meet all of them.
	If you subscribe to my channel, I show up at your house.
	That's what I do.
	He gives you that.
	And he gives you a Susan with Jackie camera so you can build your own shrike.
	I'm going to just go ahead and blame my subscriber count on the fact that I'm brown and you guys are white.
	So clearly there's a bias over there.
	So I have to fight twice as hard and I'm a woman.
	You guys will never understand.
	That's true.
	Susan with Jackie.
	Elevate a mixed Asian woman.
	Please add 100,000 subscribers.
	Like you added followers to the White House account.
	Giving Savannah a million subscribers is infrastructure.
	It is infrastructure.
	That is true.
	Savannah know that her type of brown doesn't count.
	Yeah, I'm white passing.
	Yeah, Dave, you're right.
	Hey, somebody hate Crimer.
	Savannah Hernandez is white pass.
	Well, look at this.
	So speaking of not trusting the science, why are we so confused?
	Look at this video.
	What is this video?
	Video two?
	Biden is still not following his own CDC and his mandates because we're going to find out why.
	Okay, let's watch this.
	Well, look, I think people who've been vaccinated are starting to get a little bit impatient with what can I do?
	You know, can I go indoors?
	Can I take masks off, et cetera?
	And I think the CDC is getting there step by step.
	So right now you can do pretty much everything outdoors without a mask.
	You can do everything indoors if you're around vaccinated people without a mask.
	So why were they all wearing masks in there yesterday?
	Well, I don't think that I'm not sure that the president is the average person.
	I personally think there's a lot of protections around the president.
	Why does he need lots of Secret Service agents?
	Why do they belt and suspender everything with the president?
	Because he's a very important person.
	And I think you shouldn't take your mark just by what you see in the Oval Office.
	I think most people, if you're indoors around other people that are vaccinated, the CD says it's okay.
	And I think you should listen to the CDC on that.
	Do you guys bleep?
	Do you bleep on this show?
	Do you bleep?
	Yes.
	That guy.
	One more bleep.
	Can we get one more bleep ready?
	Kim.
	I mean, these people are psyched.
	He's a very important person, not like you people.
	He has to have people.
	They also made the argument that the reason he has the mask around him is because they made their complete reverse argument like a week or two ago because they were like, oh, he's the president.
	He's out there.
	People are always coming up to him.
	No one can come up to Joe Biden and touch him.
	First off, if you touch him, you know he'd go.
	He can't even come up to people.
	Right.
	They won't let him go up to people or media.
	But like, screw those people.
	It's a clown, man.
	It's clown pill because it's clown bill because they just everything they say, they mean the reverse of it.
	Everything.
	It's true.
	I mean, clowns.
	These are your thoughts on this.
	It's like, that was why I wanted to end with that clip because it was like, at the end of all of this, it's like the president, the president's social media accounts, which we know he fully operates himself and he does all his own tweeting and posting and graphic design.
	But it's like, but also the president isn't going to follow the experts anymore because he's really important.
	And so you can't, you wear masks.
	He's above us.
	He's above us.
	Yeah.
	They almost even implied that like COVID was like sentient.
	When they were like, oh, the Secret Service has to protect him from all sorts of things.
	It's the same reason he wears a mask.
	Like as though coronavirus is going to have a conscious, like we need to take this guy out and like make an effort.
	They're like down with COVID's like pro-Hamas or something.
	It's got political slanters.
	See, Dave, what you missed last show was we actually played like a Jesus had to come and physically destroy COVID video.
	And that would have been perfect for this moment because that's how they act like that.
	Do you have that?
	We don't have that?
	I don't have it.
	I'll add it in post so it's such a good thing.
	Yeah, we'll just play a quick second of that.
	I haven't seen it, but I'm sure it's amazing.
	Well, yeah, on that note, guys.
	I fully endorse that clip that I have not seen.
	And thank you for mentioning a clip that I haven't seen.
	It's so good.
	But on that note, I want to remind you guys, please, if you make it this far in the podcast, this is a really important thing.
	So if you make it an hour into a show, there's either two things.
	Either A, you thoroughly enjoy the show.
	Yeah.
	Or B, you're bent, something's wrong with you and you need to be busier and like do something else with your time.
	If you like, if you make it an hour into a show and you put it in the middle of the show.
	Or you might have a porn tab open and you're going back and forth.
	I mean, your mom might come in.
	Who's to know?
	Your mom might come in.
	Okay, but here's the thing.
	So I tell people, if you make it this far, please leave a five-star review and tell us that you love the show.
	Yes.
	And also, if it's not five stars, don't leave it.
	One of you guys wrote a really nice review and gave us two stars.
	And I was like, it was like, I really love this show.
	Two stars.
	And I was like, why?
	I love the show, but your comedy ruins it.
	Yeah, C-minus level comedy.
	But we always read a couple of reviews.
	You might get your review red.
	That's a nice thing to do.
	There you go.
	So we always read the names, and I don't know why they always have names like this.
	So check this out.
	Review one from Tyler Gwyn Disle.
	Oh, yeah.
	Said, leftists hate him.
	Find out why.
	Absolutely love the show.
	Watch on Blaze TV.
	First saw you on Crowder after your face got messed up.
	This is such a sad reputation.
	What a fool.
	There's one more bleep.
	What a foo.
	What a tough reputation to have.
	I couldn't have you be the only F-word in the show.
	No, no, no.
	So we had to be together.
	But it was like, it's like, everyone's like, oh, you're that guy who's had to have mouth surgery.
	Keep cracking jokes and making the old people scratch in their heads with the new lingo.
	As if I'm young with new lingo.
	Hey, kids, want to talk about some based memes?
	Like, I'm literally that meme.
	Okay.
	Like, I don't, I don't know anything.
	Might be all we have left.
	God bless.
	Which is, and I saw you having a lot of young people on too.
	That's why I'm trying to have more Gen Z people on the show because I don't know what the hell's going on in the new generation.
	Well, because they've the boomers and the Gen Xers, we've all dropped the ball, and these guys are going to kill all of us.
	And Millennials reason.
	Millennials, like made it worse.
	Like somebody just tossed the salad and then we just like spit in it.
	And we're like, here you go.
	Here's society.
	The day of the pillow.
	How old are you?
	You look like you're 12.
	You look like you had facial hair, but you look like you're 12 under that.
	Like a 12.
	I love your dad.
	I really love you.
	You look like Joe Biden would want to hug you a little longer than that.
	He would definitely be sniffing your hair.
	Whatever it is.
	You're 21?
	Yeah.
	With three.
	He's 12,000 subscribers.
	He's reverse 12.
	Oh, you're like one of those people.
	That's my favorite.
	Like, people that give me crap online, you know, calling me a Nazi and it's always like, you're a Nazi or you're like literally 12.
	Like there's no like addressing the intellectual.
	It's like, you're 12.
	Yeah, well, it's better than my eight-year-old producer who's like, looks like a child.
	Like, you know, I tell her, I go, she's literally should get a side job being that girl onto catch a predator that goes, just one second.
	I got to go get something from the closet.
	Isn't it weird that I was like, Chris Hansen comes out and it's her?
	Kind of in love with that girl.
	Well, the girl that like tries to look like she's like eight.
	But not in a weird way because she is like 21, but she's got like the vineyard vines hat.
	She's like this very nice young girl and she's like taking down pedophiles.
	Like what more could you ask about?
	That's actually kind of cool.
	Ed Pedophile Taker Downer.
	That's okay.
	It's a good, good handle.
	I do.
	Yeah.
	I do like that.
	We have one more review.
	Tip Driller.
	I knew you were going to laugh at that name today.
	Tip Driller.
	Somebody's getting their tips drilled.
	Says, love the show.
	After listening to this show, you will understand why Elijah is rated as a top 17 host.
	We always tell people that, you know, I'm in the top 17 conservative host because there's actually only about 17.
	Wow.
	So I'm in there.
	You're on the list.
	Yeah.
	The list.
	There's only 17 of us left.
	So I'm in there.
	Pretty good.
	Came for the high-definition confetti.
	That's true, but stayed for the certified fact-checking.
	Did you hear about that?
	I became a certified fact-checker.
	Oh, I think I did see something about that on Twitter.
	But no, no, I self-no, I self-certified myself because I found out that Facebook just certifies their own fact checkers on Facebook.
	So I became Blaze Media's first certified fact checker certified by Blaze Media.
	And now I'm certifying fact-checkers who can say, Well, I've been certified by a certified fact-checker.
	Dave Rubin, honorary certified fact-checker from Elijah Schaefer.
	You're now one.
	When the New York Times called me a white supremacist the other day, you certified fact-checked that for me.
	I remember.
	Thank you again for it, by the way.
	It says, But honestly, if you want to know what is truly going on in the world today and a laugh along the way, Elijah Savin, the great line of guests, will help you out keep up the great work.
	Well, on that note, please leave the review.
	Also, remember, if you're a long-time listener of the show, the best way to support the show really is going to blazetv.com/slash Elijah.
	You can get all types of content from myself, from Dave, and maybe from John one day too.
	But go to blazetv.com/slash Elijah.
	On that note, Dave, where can people find your work?
	What's the best way to get connected with you?
	Wait, you're putting this on the internet.
	This program that we've been doing.
	You're like, I thought that we were at like a special needs course, and we were like, We were just propping you up.
	This is a Mega Wish Foundation.
	Yeah, well, they said they would buy me a nice lunch if I came up here and played with you for a little bit.
	RubenReport.locals.com.
	I started a tech company to fight with Jackie and the others.
	Yeah, I don't know why you're not on locals.
	Why are you not on locals?
	I'm still pouting about being kicked off Twitter.
	What you were off Twitter?
	Literally, yeah, after I told people this kid doing, I told people to call their congressman and just say that we should have electoral integrity.
	And a bunch of leftist streamers had their audiences mass report the tweet.
	They just kicked me off.
	I didn't even get kicked for anything cool.
	So true.
	Right-wing maniac.
	I know.
	I know.
	And what happened to you, Sav?
	How did you get kicked off Twitter?
	Donald Trump retweeted my riot footage.
	And I got kicked off.
	And then she just got deleted with no explanation for evading bans.
	Like, she had over 120,000 followers.
	And like, if they just randomly retweeted her, then she just got suspended permanently.
	And then it was like for evading a ban and she had never been banned.
	And it was like, and then we appealed through Blaze and they just didn't reply to the emails.
	That was a fun day for me.
	We're playing a fixed game, guys.
	Yeah, it was like, it was funny.
	He was just like, Donald Trump retweeted me.
	And she was like, oh my gosh, my Twitter's gone.
	And then I was like, I have regrets.
	Please take it back.
	Take it back.
	Anyway.
	That's evil.
	That's evil.
	On that note, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
	Your top 17 hosts where you can find John Doyle.
	Where?
	YouTube.com slash John Doyle.
	Well, you guys know he's our resident black person expert and trauma expert and anything extra clown pill.
	Clown pill expert.
	Have a great rest of the week, as always, and may God bless the greatest and strongest and most incredible country with the most fair and free elections in history, the United States of America.

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