April 30, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Roasting the COVID Cult | Guest: John Doyle & Kezia Schaffer | Ep 149
Double masks ... indoors ... post-vaccination. Welcome to the C0VID cult, where the science is always changing, if you question anything you're trying to get Grandma killed, and Dr. Fauci is a god. Kezia Schaffer and John Doyle join the show to roast the complete insanity that is the C0VID cult.
What you just saw right there was a young woman trying to get ahead in life, but was kept down not by misogyny, not by the patriarchy, but by the COVID cult.
She collapsed from hypoxia while trying to break her record.
And I'm not the only one that kind of finds this funny.
It's sad, but it's funny.
Take Tim Poole, who happens to have a bigger audience than me and is way more left than I am.
He even said, watching the woman running track with a mask on faint from hypoxia was hilarious, meaning it's not funny that she passed out.
It's just sad that we've gotten here as a country.
And we're going to be looking at a lot of the most insane places that we've ended up in this COVID-19 cult and some of the culprits who have pushed it, including our favorite person who loves to hate us and we don't care, Ben Shapiro.
My name is Elijah Schaefer and I'm one of your top 17 hosts here on the internet.
Welcome back to Slightly Offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV to talk about all of the BS in America.
I brought none other than resident guests, John Doyle.
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So people have gone crazy.
I don't know if you've noticed recently.
They've gone absolutely insane.
The left, which used to fight corporations and be against corruption, have now suddenly blindly given their allegiance to pharmaceutical campaigns, which above most corporations probably are the most corrupt.
Mind you, and also racist.
Savannah was reminding me, what did they do to black people famously?
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Oh, Tuskegee.
Yeah, that's always a fun project to bring up, how they injected the black community with syphilis.
But in this particular context, I would say that there actually is a biological component to what we would define as leftism.
And this is really interesting.
Like it's not as simple as just I agree with this or I disagree with this.
Typically what leftism tends to be is a result of insecurity and over socialization.
And the way that your brain works neurochemically, dopamine, for example, dopamine will secrete whenever you do something which you perceive to be beneficial to your survival.
And so conservatives, we are confident in our ability to compete in like a free market system, for example.
And so we're not threatened by other people.
We're like, okay, screw you.
I'll compete with you.
Leftists, on the other hand, are not confident.
This is why, you know, every time you look at a leftist, they look spiritually ill.
And because they are spiritually ill, they are insecure and they are not confident in themselves, which is why they want a system where total equality is Enforced by the state.
And so, what they're doing when they do the mask thing and they change their profile picture to one where they're wearing a mask or they make little song parodies like this, what they are doing is telling the authority figures, I'm obeying, because they know that their only chance or their optimal chance for survival and prospering is when they're submissive to authority figures.
And so, literally, when they do that, when they comply like that, they secrete dopamine the same way that you and I would get a little rush by disobeying those orders because we know that we don't have to be manipulated like that.
It's really a scary thing when you think that these people have structured a society such that weak people feel happy when they are submissive to that authority and then they become the majority because of the narrative consolidation by the media, which basically just acts as a propaganda apparatus as an extension of the American regime, so to speak.
And also, too, I was reading, I can't remember exactly what, but the amygdala in your brain is basically responsible for saying no to things.
And like you hear all this rhetoric about like anxiety and just trying to calm down and be totally calm.
It's like they're trying to basically disassociate people from situations which would compel them to have that no response, which because of neuroplasticity over time will literally make you less capable and willing to say no.
They're trying to drill submission into people's heads.
It's actually of such a sophisticated level, it actually like boggles the mind just how evil these people are.
And like beer, for example, alcohol literally converts your testosterone into estrogen.
That's why men that drink a lot will develop man boobs.
And you know, I understand that masculinity and alcohol are somewhat indissoluble just given the way that they've propagated together throughout the last, even the history in this country.
But it's like binge drinking is not masculine.
And the fact that Budweiser would come out and be like, hey, man, we'll get you a beer if you take the shot.
So their users scamming off of the vaccine to get people to go that way.
Now, I'm going to tell you this.
Why does this normalize?
Like, what allowed this to occur?
You know what allowed this to occur?
People like Ben Shapiro, who have been known for having really bad takes on the vaccine, amongst many other neocon prerogatives that have misled the right entirely into us losing our entire country.
You know, it's just insane.
So Ben Shapiro is like, is act shock ready?
He's like, I was pro-masking throughout the pandemic.
Once you're vaccinated, you should get back to your regular life.
The mask has now become, for far too many people, a religious icon, which is their prerogative.
But stop pretending this is allegiance to data.
It isn't.
So I like just came in just to bring a little common sense and was like, this is what we warned you guys about.
That's why we weren't, we were anti-mask.
It wasn't about preventing people from wearing one.
Like nobody was like, hey, nobody wear a mask.
It was about resisting government mandates that lead to social conditioning.
You fell for the trap.
You led your audience with you and now you act surprised.
We're here.
If everyone's going like, how did we get to a point of mental illness?
It's like, well, because the establishment pushed the narrative for so long that people thought that the normalcy of this country was mental illness.
And you brought this up, Kez, is that it's created a childish environment where people are like needing basic little rewards and making little movies.
Yeah, we've people say, you know, this is a good point.
Is that people tell me when they see me, like I've had people tell me this physically, like actually, like, you're the reason why we're still in this when I'm not wearing a mask?
One of the ways that the state has managed so successfully to erode the community in America is by changing the way people perceive money.
And they do this through regulating small business into the ground and then also through income tax to where people no longer feel as though their money is actually their money.
It's almost the same as though, or as if they were just getting bread rations or something.
Like they're given their paycheck every bi-weekly and they get this amount of money.
And it's like after you cover your expenses, you know, obviously to provide for yourself and for your family, I can promise you that that extra money that you have would do better in the hands of this person who's literally being targeted by the state than if you wanted to buy yourself like $5 coffees or a new PlayStation or something like that.
It's like, if you allow them to make it so you don't help other people financially, then they win.
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I found this lady, her whole TikTok has like her like dancing really awkwardly in front of like, oh, well, finally pregnant women can get the vaccine and stuff like that.
And everyone's like, oh my gosh, this is this woman, her entire personality is COVID.
It's entirely dependent on external gratification.
Like these types of people have no sense of self.
It's like such is the nature of leftism.
They're insecure.
They have no purpose.
And so they see these narratives and they're like, I will be submissive.
This will be my purpose.
I will align myself with the narratives of the state and the ruling class.
And then they literally secrete the dopamine and they feel like they're actually making a contribution to society.
Such is the nature of the graphic t-shirt.
Seriously, think about graphic t-shirts.
I will advertise to the world, I like this show.
This is who I am.
Or even the nature of like relationships.
Like you two, so cute.
And you like have your values aligned and everything.
The conversations that people have nowadays, like, oh, my boyfriend is so great.
We like the same music.
We like the same activities.
It's like, do you really think the most consequential arguments and decisions that will like have to occur in your relationship will be like what to watch on Netflix?
People are completely eroded.
And this is what we found out with this.
Ironically, liberals do this the most.
Liberalism told us that we were all individuals and we're all rational thinkers and we can make our own decisions.
Now everything's eroded.
People aren't like that.
They're completely willing to be submissive to the state.
And even something like, like I watched American Pie the other night and it made me depressed because everybody was so happy like in the 1990s.
I seriously think that that's why people are so nostalgic for the 90s because then everyone just got depressed in the 2000s.
It's not a coincidence that the 2000s gave birth to like emo music and goth things.
So the girl that she tried to dox apparently works at a place where the owner has the same political views and didn't get in trouble.
Well, I don't believe in karma, but if I did, let's go to video six.
So people, people did their work.
I went ahead on Twitter because you can't call to dox other people, but I feel like there's this idea of punching upwards.
Like I would never just like, like, meaning I can like, I can talk about Ben Shapiro because that's, I mean, he's way more successful.
He's richer, everything.
So it's like, it's not rude for me to attack him.
If I took some random person that was like on YouTube and like picked them apart, that'd be wrong.
This girl, if I talked about her, if she didn't first expose somebody else, I would be in the wrong.
But no, let's play the game.
You want to play the game, girl?
You want to play with the internet?
The internet's going to play back with you.
People found out everything about her.
Go to video six.
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This video is for anybody that feels so triggered at what other people post on the internet that they feel the need to dox them.
First and foremost, doxing is illegal in all 50 states.
Oh, no.
It does.
It depends on who I am.
And they're putting private information on how dangerous, how inflammatory it's still illegal to dox them because it carries implications not only for that individual, whether they deserve it or not, but if they're married, if they have a family, if they have children, that can have serious implications for them and it can be very dangerous.
So while you might not care enough to do anything physically to them, there are people on the internet crazy enough to show up to this person's house or to their job or do something otherwise harmful to them.
If you feel like this individual is engaging in misconduct or something illegal, feel free to report that to the appropriate authorities, but don't dox them.
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Anyway, so we're talking about, we talked a lot about women and this reaction of this feminization and this COVID cult, how it's brought on these real victimized culture.
I think we have a video here.
This is actually kind of the best video I've ever seen.
Just go ahead and, this is an example of this.
Play video seven.
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I can't breathe with this mask on.
I'll die.
Then die.
Put the mask on.
Let's see it.
I woke up to hundreds of hateful comments on my one of my most recent videos about how I just think people should be wearing masks for COVID.
It's the craziest thing.
But I was basically told that by hundreds of people that I should die.
You know honestly, when it comes to women voting, there's my days where i'm like I get it, I get the argument, and then there's my days where i'm like damn, I guess that means I can't vote, though too well, I don't know.
I've had a conversation with someone about this before.
I mean, with the women voting, that's a whole side thing.
I just don't think that's possible to like reverse that people make points about men should be the only people to vote and to end women's suffrage.
I know that that um, what's his name?
Mark Dice famously got a lot of people to agree to end women's suffrage.
Uh, I just don't think that in the world today, that's where we should be having arguments, because I don't think that's actually plausible or possible in the current climate of things through a legal route.
So it's like I just don't like to argue about things that I feel like genuinely can't be accomplished in the current climate.
There are ways to and this is something that the right needs to really get comfortable with that in order to really restore things, we're going to have to basically disenfranchise people en masse, and there are ways to do that, for example through, like a tax system where you wouldn't be able to vote unless you were a net tax contributor.
Um, because even in principle, it doesn't really make sense that people who are taking more from the system than they're giving into it have the same say as to how that money is spent, how your money and my money are spent, if they're not actually making the same investment.
So they really probably shouldn't get to vote.
And that's the founding fathers knew that.
Everybody is always like, the founding fathers were geniuses and it's like okay well, what do you think about their opinions on who gets to vote?
Okay I I um watched uh, I I read a VICE article that was about Joe Rogan, and the very first sentence in the VICE article is, all these like tv personalities and celebrities need to stop giving us advice because they have no idea what they're talking about.
And it's like, right, you know that the majority of tv personalities and celebrities are telling us, get the vaccine, and they're making little jingles and whatever, get the vaccine.
And then they do this whole big article about, oh, it's so terrible that he would do this and it's like, who are you?
You're writing an article and in your very first sentence you say you shouldn't trust people who don't know what they're talking about, and then go on to explain why I need to trust you.
You've given me no credibility of who you are.
You are a doctor.
You do know what you're talking about.
So these people, like in the very first thing that comes out of their mouth, they say, don't trust me.
Here's why you should listen to exactly what I say and you just go.
I'm not going to give you any information, but i'm just going to say you need to get it and anyone who says it's dangerous, don't listen to them.
I'm not going to tell you why it's not dangerous or why it is safe, because I have no effing idea, because i'm just some random reporter just writing an article.
Believe fact checkers, which are literally just the same people that spread the misinformation, trying to give their own misinformation to counter it sheesh.
I remember, remember, you were on Sarah Gonzalez's show downstairs, and she was like, Yeah, sometimes I'd look at John for a take, and he would just go, Very true.
But reporting for Chuck E. Cheese, I want to get into this video eight.
In the fact that, you know, people have thought that this COVID pandemic or scam damage, whatever they want to call it, has given them the right to just be certified government sponsored wherever they walk around to women, to minorities.
It does not matter.
They can be jerks to you simply because they know the state is on their side.
This is that state-enforced bullying of, let's say, Jews, which was horrible.
I mean, think about that.
People were like bullying the Jews and picking on the Jews.
That's anti-Semitism.
That's horrible.
And they were doing that kind of stuff.
And so they go, you know, and why would they do that in the culture?
Because they knew that the government was backing them up and they knew that they wouldn't have any repercussions.
Why does BLM attack stores and burn them down and burn them down?
Because they know the state isn't going to prosecute.
So people act socially unacceptable ways using this pandemic per se as a way to just be for the sake of being a narcissistic piece.
And that's what they are.
Check out video number eight.
Let's watch this.
Let's confront everybody in Walmart that's not wearing a mask.
I was going to say, I feel self-owned because at the same time, while you're in Walmart, the weirdest people are in there.
Like, I've gone to upper-class neighborhoods, like even this, like, not upper-class, but pretty upper-middle-class neighborhoods.
Like this one in Lahabra, it's a decent area.
You walk in there, there aren't even white people in the, like, in like, that you even see that aren't dressed nicely driving a BMW.
I swear, every like redneck that exists that I didn't know existed in the city is in there.
And no problems with rednecks.
I just, it's so weird.
Like, they're not just like rednecks.
People there just look weird.
And you can say that's mean, but a lot of people in Walmart just look strange.
And the weirdest part about it isn't that people look weird.
There are entire websites dedicated to people in Walmart.
But I'm going to tell you this.
On top of that, not only that, but I walk in there and nobody speaks English.
So it's like weird.
So there's like, there's like, there's like rednecks with employees that don't speak English.
And then you realize in that moment, it's not even about us and class warfare and the fact that people are there that are lower income or just look weird are giving all of their money to the Walton family, right?
Isn't that what they're called?
To these billionaires who don't pay their employees.
And then you feel like you're a part of this like.
This class of people struggling to get by and survive that are being raped financially by these billionaires.
And I can never get that out of my head when i'm in there, that like we're just transferring class money from the middle and lower middle classes and lower class into billionaires pockets, like by buying things we don't need and so it's not making fun of the people who are there.
I just get the sad image of like what America is.
It's just like raping people's wallets and transferring it to people who hate them and would ship their jobs overseas and don't even care about our country while they suffer.
And it's like I, it makes it hard to shop at Walmart.
And then it's like, oh yeah.
And then also you see these employees making like ten dollars an hour that don't speak English, have like a mask on that's like wet, because it's like these, and it says like made with biodegradable materials on it, like it's like dude, your employees are biodegradable to you.
Like oh, my gosh, I really pulled a hot spring off of you.
It's like we're talking about this guy who's trying to roast people for not wearing a mask, which is like you're roasting someone because they're breathing, and but then you really just have a lot to say about Walmart.
There's nothing wrong with struggling to get by or anything like that.
I've struggled many my life.
I grew up really poor, etc.
And not just poor people shop there.
It's just that when you're there, it's like you could tell that place was set up like an animal farm, like a cattle farm, to get as like many products and as many people in at a time so that we waste as much money as possible, get lost and then end up leaving with stuff that won't even last us a week so that billionaires can get an extra yacht.
Yeah wow, so true, I hate globalist capitalism honestly.
Another thing, like with what you said about how they they don't even believe in America.
They're all post-national, like they think that they are too sophisticated to participate in the concept of a nation.
So, because they're rich enough to you know, if this country collapses, they'll just go somewhere else, right?
They have no allegiance to the people, to the soil, to anything.
They hate it and they're.
They're looting the.
They've created the decaying empire.
Now they're looting it like the transfer of wealth from the middle class to the the billionaires.
In the last month or, i'm sorry, in the last year, has probably been the greatest human rights violation that we will ever see in our lifetime and probably that's ever been committed.
But Michael, I'm just saying, is like a little more style, a little more savage when it comes to just like being like pointing out the fact that liberals are ugly.