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Feb. 10, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Cringing at Leftist BS for 50 Minutes Straight w/ John Doyle | Ep 125

Gay cheeseburgers, the double mask pandemic that never ends, police states on college campuses, crisis actors, this week produced too many good moments for us to just sit back and cringe at. John Doyle joined Elijah in studio to "clown pill" him into laughing at the hysteria rather than crying himself to sleep. ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ FOLLOW JOHN DOYLE ⇩ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/johndoyle WEBSITE: https://heckoffcommie.com/ ________________________________________________________________ ⇩ TODAY'S SPONSORS ⇩ REFUGE MEDICAL: Don't wait until it's too late, it's your life on the line. Get the 100% made in the USA medical BEAR F.A.K. complete with every tool you need in life or death situations for 15% off right now using my code OFFENSIVE at checkout https://www.refugemedical.com TOMMY JOHN: If you’re looking for maximum support for your manhood, then you have to try Tommy John’s new hammock pouch. For a limited time, go to https://TommyJohn.com/OFFENSIVE to get $20 off sitewide. ________________________________________________________________ Become a subscriber at BlazeTV https://get.blazetv.com/slightly-offensive/ use my code "ELIJAH" to get $10 off a full year ________________________________________________________________ Slightly Offens*ve Merch: https://shop.blazemedia.com/collections/elijah-schaffer ________________________________________________________________ DOWNLOAD AUDIO PODCAST & GIVE A 5 STAR RATING!: APPLE: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=qnIgUqbySSGdJEngV-P5Bg (also available Google Podcasts & wherever else podcasts are streamed) ______________________________________________________________ ➤BOOKINGS/INQUIRIES: ELIJAH@SLIGHTLYOFFENSIVE.COM _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ ELI'S LINKTREE https://linktr.ee/elijahschaffer ➤ SAV'S LINKTREE https://linktr.ee/savsays ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ PARLER https://parler.com/profile/Elijahschaffer/posts ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive _________________________________________________________________ The Idea Of A Free Society...For Kids! Head to https://teachrealprinciples.com for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR6_MJM3WVY Uploader: Slightly Offens*ve

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elijah schaffer
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john doyle
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savanah hernandez
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unidentified
My mask.
My mask is my passport to the outside world.
It's my armor, my armor, my shield, my shield.
My savior.
I didn't really like it at first, but it's sort of become my best friend.
It started off as an uncomfortable face diaper, and it turned into a fashion statement.
It's my new form of self-expression.
But I admit that sometimes I needed to hide the sadness on my face.
Seeing you and you and your masks always makes me feel a little bit better.
It reminds me that we're going through all this together.
This year, my mask has been my way of saying I care about you.
It's been my way of saying, I love you.
Oh my gosh.
elijah schaffer
John Doyle is with me in the studio today, ladies and gentlemen.
John Doyle, YouTuber of Heckoff Coming.
So true.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
Okay, let's just start by as we crack through this stuff.
What the hell did we just watch?
Can you give us a breakdown?
john doyle
We watched propaganda and like coping to such a magnitude that I can't even articulate it properly.
It wouldn't even do it justice.
I watched that and I became a danger to myself immediately.
elijah schaffer
I, okay.
That was probably one of the worst videos I've ever seen.
It was so bad that I got it from some like alt account.
I follow a bunch of like really cringy transgender gay Twitter accountants and stuff where I get a lot of the source content for the show.
And I get a ton of it.
And this just was the lowest of the low.
I mean, and people, by the way, they gave the credits at the end of who was involved in this.
The sad thing was this wasn't a mentally depressed person addicted to Xanax that just went out and made something stupid.
A group of people equally polluted and degenerate came together and took time to make this and to get it out there.
unidentified
And I'm lost for words.
john doyle
It just doesn't get better.
It doesn't.
Every time we think we have evidence to suggest that it would get better, it just simply does not.
elijah schaffer
It does not get better, ladies and gentlemen.
And today we are going to be cracking through a lot of the BS that's going on in the world, including updates on the COVID pandemic, which is absolutely never going to end.
It's actually gotten worse, including the CDC is now calling officially for the double masking.
I think that we shouldn't stop there, but we have some insane things.
We're also going to crack down on the BS around the impeachment, but we're going to do it all with our famous C-minus level comedy.
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Like I mentioned earlier, I'm joined in the studio by a YouTuber and I would say kind of professional poster.
john doyle
So true.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, John Doyle.
And I thank you for coming out here.
You just moved actually out here to Texas.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Why?
john doyle
Because it's epic.
I don't know.
It's just like you go to Texas and the serotonin just immediately starts churning out.
Whereas in Michigan, it's always overcast.
You have Saar Whitmer running everything.
It's just not really conducive to an actual human experience.
In Texas, I mean, honestly, the whole country is kind of, you know, going down, but at least Texas is going down a little bit slower.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is.
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The thing is, if you might have noticed that John is wearing a really nice t-shirt that he brought for us here, it's actually, what is that?
john doyle
Kim Jong-un, but he's in the bloods.
I speak only in high-tier, like, post-metaphors.
The Christian girls really like it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is all for the Christian girls.
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And as I always said, I offer an audio podcast because I care about blind people and I know that there needs to be an option for the disabled.
We are not an ableist show.
But just to kind of go in, as we before we jump into this, have you heard about some of this stuff?
Let's start with the most cringe.
There's a new restaurant out today.
If you can go to my screen, it's called Gay Burger.
And it's now available in New York City, LA, and San Francisco on Postmates, DoorDash, Uber Eats, and Grubhub.
Are you surprised that the gays love beef in their mouth?
john doyle
Next question.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Can I just say this?
Before we go into this, though, I'm bringing up the level of stupidity that we've gone to.
We have homosexual sandwiches.
And I thought we just called those BLTs before.
But honestly, right now, this is the level that we're at in our country.
And I would have to say that this is a stupidity and shows you where we're at.
That we are identifying the sexuality of our food.
And we're pushing this stuff literally down the throats of our kids and poisoning their bodies.
And that's actually what's happening.
And your first reactions obviously aren't so happy about this.
I mean, when you look at this, are you surprised?
john doyle
No, I think it's actually a very effective marketing strategy.
Not only you could look at it from, I guess, the higher on the Y-axis of the iceberg, which would be that pandering to the social consensus is always going to be advantageous from a business perspective.
There's just a greater or a lesser risk aversion.
But then also, you could even go a little bit deeper and think those types of people who are degenerate have lower impulse control and are more susceptible to that type of marketing.
So if you assume that they're going to want burgers and they see this type of thing and they're like, this is an allied burger.
And it's just going to make them, I think, more likely to want to pursue that when they go and they make their food choices and take their friends' places or what have you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, when I was in Portland, I went to a burger place.
This is totally off topic, but I went to a burger place and I asked for the bathroom code to get into the bathroom.
And it was 1312, which is ACAB.
All cops are bastards.
And that was actually the code to get in.
Anyway, that's how bad it is in Portland.
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john doyle
Yeah.
Yeah.
You were, I made this comment too yesterday.
You were like literally the most consequential journalist in all of 2020 because you were out there getting the footage of things like that happening, whereas the mainstream narrative was trying to keep all that stuff covered up.
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Okay, so let's jump into some of this stuff.
So, obviously, you've seen COVID is not going away.
It's not going anywhere.
None of that's happening.
And I want to talk about this.
So we have this article from San Francisco Gate, which is that police officers are monitoring dormitory halls, frequent inspection of ID cards.
These are among the measures being implemented in a dorm lockdown as UC Berkeley continues to grapple with a spike of COVID-19 cases on campus.
Let's look at the story.
Police officers monitoring dormitory halls, frequent inspections of ID cards, like they said, are among these measures.
This is first reported by the Daily Californian.
The self-sequester mandate for UC Berkeley students living in the dormitories, originally intended to end Monday, has been extended for another week with stricter security measures in place to enforce quarantining.
It's quoted saying that we don't wish for residents to be alarmed by this increased UCPD presence, but we must ensure the health of our community.
An email sent out to the student reads that the email also notes that more university staff will be monitoring dorms in addition to campus security officers.
Another new measure also in place is a ban on solitary outdoor exercise, which was not in place during the initial lockdown period.
We are working with the city of Berkeley to determine whether outdoor exercise may be permitted.
And we will be providing more information on this in the near future.
All right, so let's jump at this.
We're back into COVID.
It's a year into this.
And I have to say, what you see happening in universities, I think, is a test from the global elites on what they're going to try in the real world.
We've already seen lockdowns in the country.
They weren't enforced by police necessarily in your house, right?
They were just suggested.
But what we're seeing at UC Berkeley and these schools that are all about all cops are bastards, defund the police, about taking away this police state, right?
We saw that for the entire last year, are now using the police to lock students in their rooms.
And one of the top universities in America can't figure out if it's safe to exercise outdoors.
john doyle
Yeah, that's one of the things that I think the right struggles with.
Our support for police obviously comes from the fact that law and order are the cornerstones of a just and prosperous society.
But also, we have to understand that those institutions serve as an extension of the state and as the enforcement of the state.
And if the state and its adjacent institutions are fundamentally against people like us, then we can't necessarily pledge this unquestioned allegiance to authority and to the police.
And so our support for police, you know, with Blue Lives Matter, for example, was a response to Black Lives Matter because they were spreading false narratives about police and accusing them of systemic racism and murdering black people, which, of course, was not true.
But then we see police doing things like this, just following orders, and we're kind of in this cognitive dissonance state where we're not quite sure if we can still keep the Blue Lives Matter sticker on our back of the car that we're like looking over our shoulder at as we're getting escorted from the church parking lot in handcuffs or from the university.
elijah schaffer
I know.
john doyle
And you know what?
elijah schaffer
And you know, though, by the way, that these universities and these people don't even believe their own BS.
I don't know if you guys saw Savannah, by the way, who's with me.
Are you still there, Savannah?
Are you in?
unidentified
I am.
savanah hernandez
Hey, guys, what's up?
elijah schaffer
Okay, yeah, that's Savannah, the producer.
So, Savannah, I know we were laughing at this earlier.
That the Kentucky Public Health Commissioner was on a Zoom call in his home, and he tried to virtue signal and put on his mask to make it look like he was wearing his mask at home.
But it turned out that he was just like acting and putting on.
Do we have that video?
savanah hernandez
We do.
Here, let me play it.
unidentified
Very best information.
savanah hernandez
So good.
unidentified
Good afternoon, Governor.
Good afternoon, everyone.
elijah schaffer
Wait, keep it playing.
Can you play it one more time?
I want you to take a look at the first of all.
Can we break down this information?
What's the gender of this signer?
john doyle
Looks like Filch from Harry Potter.
Remember with a lantern.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, wait, wait, play that one more time and look at the hand signer, even realizes they stop like they're like, oh crap, this is this is bad.
Watch.
They go, watch.
Oh, shoot.
I got a cover here.
Okay, so this is just my point: is that you know, even with this pandemic and calling out the BS, it's like they think that we're stupid.
They think that we are.
And this shows you that they know that they're trying to dumb down college students because they don't just think college students are now stupid.
It used to be the precipice of our society.
It used to be there was the apex that you were in UC Berkeley, that you were fighting for civil rights, that you were looking out for the welfare of your country.
You'd be an engineer or a doctor.
You'd maybe even go into the liberal arts and develop some sort of new study idea or write a book.
And now they're like, you're so stupid.
We can convince you that it's not okay to exercise outside.
And if you're not stupid enough, we're going to enforce it with the police.
Exactly the opposite of the message that we've been given.
And this shows you that this is not based on science.
It's based off of fear and pressure.
And that's continuing what this is.
The pandemic is no longer about whether people believe it's as severe as the media says it is.
It's that it's just like, how hard can we control those who are already controlled?
And how far can we subjugate them?
And, you know, even myself, I've been a little bit cucked by the government too.
We're like, sometimes, sometimes, you know, even I'll find myself just automatically putting on a mask when I go walk into a store or something.
We were talking about this because you become so conditioned over time where you're like, my mask has holes in it, though.
So it's not like you got to use it for the first time, too.
john doyle
I'm hoping.
No, I kept it.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You can have it.
john doyle
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
It was a new mask.
But, you know, I feel like this is a need for us to finally just break out and stop being little bitch boys and just say, hey, I'm not going to follow this stuff anymore because I'm not some stupid 19-year-old whore from Berkeley who's going to stay in my hotel in my dorm room.
You know, I'm a man and I'm a woman.
I'm a patriot of this country and I'm not going to put up for this anymore.
john doyle
Yeah, that's what's interesting too.
Is no one's like to your point, no one's acting like this is an actual pandemic.
I mean, that stops right about right around April, I would say.
Like everyone's basically still going to malls, going around, or places that at least are open, but they're, you know, wearing the masks or something to virtue signal.
And the most telling part of this is that if you walked around in any of these establishments open, carrying a handgun, something that could at least be argued to be a danger to the people around you, you would immediately get like looks like that.
Like, oh no, the police would come up to you and talk to you and like, hey, you know, you should leave your freaking people out or whatever.
Whereas the reaction if you're not wearing a mask is the same reaction that you would get if you're not wearing like a shirt or you're not wearing pants because it's not a danger.
It's that you're doing something that's not socially acceptable.
Or if you wore something like this or you know something a little bit edgier, like they'd be, like you're not supposed to be wearing.
That's what it is.
You're not following the rules.
And they get into this very like elementary school type, you know, teach your teacher, where they just want to tattle on you um, because they've been so beaten into submission that they think well, if everyone just wears the mask, then we could have the lockdowns over and I could go back to Coachella, because i'm a 19 year old UC Berkeley whore.
And then everyone had to wear the mask and, of course, it's never going to end, because they think it will end but it just won't.
And also, I like your uh, your point about people in college being stupid.
Yeah yeah yeah, I know.
elijah schaffer
And, and Savannah, you went to college, right.
john doyle
I know that you dropped out john right, or didn't go two-time community college dropout, my favorite.
elijah schaffer
I dropped out of university twice.
I dropped out of grad school to do this, so that's pretty good.
john doyle
Well, that's that everybody.
I know who I of.
Of course, my greatest attribute is my humility.
But everybody I know who, everyone I know who stayed in school is not doing as well, I would say.
elijah schaffer
No, yeah.
And you know, and we know that this is not legit, and they don't think that this is real.
That's why I'm calling them out.
Check this out from the Wall Street Journal.
It's that governments and businesses are starting to accept that the coronavirus isn't a temporary problem and instead will lead to long-term changes, enabling society to coexist with COVID-19 as it does with the flu, measles, and HIV.
The story comes out that vaccination drives hold out the promise of curbing COVID-19, but governments and the businesses are increasingly accepting that epidemiologists have long warned the pathogen will circulate for years or even decades, leaving society to coexist with COVID-19 as much as it does with other endemic diseases like flu, measles, and HIV.
Okay, so there's so much to unpack here.
Number one, let's unpack the fact that, yes, this is just like the flu and the cold and everything else that we've had.
And we've been saying that.
john doyle
Yeah.
Yeah.
Our flu deaths this year were like zero effectively.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because the masks stopped the flu, but then why didn't it stop COVID?
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
john doyle
Did you see the video that was going around TikTok of the guy and he was trying to show you why it's more effective to wear like three masks than one mask?
And he was outside.
elijah schaffer
Is that the guy who made Gay Burger?
john doyle
No, but when he was breathing, you could see like his breath because it was cold out.
And you could see that like there was practically no reduction in where his breath was going in the volume output versus like one or two or three masks.
And so he thought he was proving something on his side, but really he was proving our point and even Fauci's point.
You know, he originally said that we're not wearing masks to stop something.
It doesn't stop viral transmission, but it makes people feel safe.
And so that's the point that he was effectively proving, even though he didn't know that because he's addicted to watching screen people give him his opinions.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like, why do they need to feel safe?
They need to feel safe because they've been told to live in fear.
And that's the interesting thing is that people aren't talking about the fact that anybody's in real danger.
Like when Tom, when Tom Brady got mask shamed for, you know, for not wearing a mask when it doesn't even matter to wear one, and he even got shamed for being white.
You know, people are saying that it was.
john doyle
That's why they hate Tom Brady.
unidentified
Yeah.
john doyle
They hate Tom Brady because he is white.
elijah schaffer
Because he's a Chad.
He's a strong white man.
john doyle
Chad?
Yeah, that's what they don't like.
And, you know, I like to sort of channel my politics into everything.
And so people try to, you know, follow my football opinions because I like the Chiefs last year because you have the Kansas City Chiefs, Middle America, conquering the coastal elitists in San Francisco.
So I was like, yeah, I'm on the Chiefs bandwagon.
And then, you know, I've always been a Patriots fan because Tom Brady, I think, just inspires me because they keep wanting him to lose and then he just simply doesn't.
And a lot of that is because he's just a normal, implicitly Trump supporting white guy and they just don't like to see him win.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because white people are bad.
People said it was racist to beat a black quarterback during black history.
john doyle
Just like it was racist when the Paul guy knocked out that other guy, that black guy, when they had that fight a couple months ago.
elijah schaffer
Really?
john doyle
Remember that?
Oh, yeah.
He got interviewed and they were like, don't you think it?
And, you know, Logan Paul, was it, I think it was Jake.
Jake Paul, total Chad, but you know, his IQ is like 95.
We love it.
But he just immediately just dismissed you.
He was like, that's a bullshit question.
Don't even ask me.
It's a sport.
It's a sport, bro.
But these two women, these two African-American women, had to have that question asked.
And yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
And I'm with you on that.
And that's what I'll say too.
But like also here, it's saying, this is what they're proving what the pandemic has always been about.
It's like, well, it's going to be here.
So we can't really do anything.
So what we're taking away from this is we're going to have to change society.
We're going to have to adjust society so that we can make it what we want.
And there's this permanent adjustment of society.
Now, someone like myself, I still get crap for it.
I know Savannah fat-shamed some obese people for not wearing masks the other day.
You're not changing your life at all.
savanah hernandez
No, not at all.
And, you know, you were talking about too, Elijah, how you basically will just automatically put a mask on.
You know that I'm the complete opposite.
Since the beginning of this, I refuse to put a mask on.
I force people to come up to me and tell me to put a mask on because I'm not doing it willingly.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, I mean, and I don't wear it sometimes.
I usually just wear it on my chin or like right here, you know, the chin diaper like we saw earlier.
I just wear it here because I found that as long as you have a piece of strip.
The problem is when you're six foot two and like 212 pounds, which I should be about 205 pounds, but we're going to start working out and we're going to turn that into 220 pounds, actually.
john doyle
This dude here struggled to get one pull-up at the furniture store yesterday.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
I'm not in a good shape right now, and I've been worse shape than I ever was after January 6th.
john doyle
You know what else is interesting about the masks?
I've noticed this, and this is just, this is not my beliefs.
These are my observations.
And, you know, when the world around me changes, I will adjust accordingly.
Black people don't have to wear masks.
Like, they'll just wear like no white, because that's really masking.
savanah hernandez
And John, you know, I'd love to jump in on this too and basically say that I, 10 out of 10, have brown privilege.
When I lived in Austin, which is a predominantly white area, I never wore a face mask every single time.
I went grocery shopping at the peak of this pandemic, and no one said anything to me.
I moved up here.
People started talking to me and like, where's your face mask?
And I was like, I'm sorry, why are you speaking to me this way?
What's going on?
So brown privilege and black privilege in terms of the mask is definitely a thing.
john doyle
Yeah, it's like a white people thing because like, you know, they say white people have no culture.
Self-hatred is white culture.
You know, wearing these masks and then the other white person isn't.
So you'll go up and excuse me, sir.
You're supposed to be wearing the mask like this.
That's what it is.
But, you know, they'll never go up to those are loser white people.
elijah schaffer
If you're, if you're, if you're shaming people for not wearing masks, you're a loser.
I just happened to wear one.
I might even be in, is it in my pocket?
john doyle
You got to embrace it.
elijah schaffer
Here it is.
Actually, this is the mask that I wear.
Check this out.
john doyle
It's like pantyhose.
elijah schaffer
So it's like, yeah, it's literally just my face.
john doyle
Your facial hair too even pokes through it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this, it looks like I'm into like some kinky stuff.
When I wear this, it's like, I don't know.
That's creepy.
That's gross.
john doyle
That's weird.
elijah schaffer
Savannah's cringing.
john doyle
Fix that in public.
savanah hernandez
I really am.
I really am.
Take it off.
Take it off.
I hate it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
It really is gross.
I'm going to sell these, though, because it looks legit, right?
But anyway, as we jump into this, you know, you know that this is BS2, because if you have this tweet here from Peter J. Hassan or Hassan, the Biden administration says that they're going to open back up schools, but opening back up means one day a week counts.
White House Press Secretary Jen Saki, Miss Circle Back Queen, also known as it, was asked Tuesday to clarify President Joe Biden's plan to reopen K-8 schools within 100 days of his presidency.
At an afternoon press conference, a reporter asked Sackey to help us understand the White House's or the president's definition of open school.
Does it mean, quote, teachers in the classroom teaching students in classrooms, or does it just mean kids in classrooms with a remote screen?
Help us understand, he asked.
Sackey told Biden's goal was to have a majority of schools, meaning more than 50% open by day 100 of his presidency, which would be April 30th.
And you go, okay, that should make a lot of sense, right?
We're going to open back up the schools.
The statistics show that there's not high transmission between children, that there's not a high transmission from children.
In fact, there's not a high transmission from healthy people in general than any disease at all, because that's not how it works.
But it said that that means that some teaching in classrooms, so at least one day a week, hopefully it's more.
And obviously it is as much as is safe in each school and local district.
So they're even saying that these social changes that they're making are so vast and insane that we have sacrificed the future of our children.
We have sacrificed their well-being psychologically and mentally.
I know Savannah thinks that we shouldn't have the kids in school.
We should just take care of them.
And I said, yeah, that's easy when you're like middle class, but a lot of people barely get by with two incomes.
And that's what the state knows.
If you keep people poor and dependent on the state, then they are educated by the state and you can control, mind control people.
So I'm not saying that they're benefited from being in school, but with the suicide rates, drug use, abuse rates going up, it's a really, really hitting, you know, lower socioeconomic families the hardest.
And they're feeling it when people are trying to raise their kids and teach them and grow them up.
And we're having generations where kids are a year behind in their developmental learning, which isn't even saying much for our current education system, right?
So I'm just saying, like, you know, either close the schools down for good or open them up fully, but you don't go somewhere in between.
john doyle
Yeah, he's in a really precarious spot with his administration because he's kind of between the rock and the hard place with the people who masturbate to the science and the experts and then the people who, you know, the teachers' unions.
And I love that as a verb because I can't think of anything.
I thought of this in like 2017.
The way that these people become so fanatical about the predominant narratives, like the pleasure that they derive from that and the sort of like primitive, like group think and mob mentality, like rivals, nothing except just like pure masturbation.
Like with what they're doing, with the way that they consume this information.
So yeah, he's in a weird position with that, but yeah, I don't even think he knows what's going on.
elijah schaffer
No, me neither.
And I want to say that you know when, when you uh think that you know you're really helping the world, remember this, you're killing ducks.
That's all i'm gonna say.
Check this out, all these masks that we talked about for ages, that were helping everyone, and the CDC has officially changed their position that we are, that we should be double masking.
I say i'm just thinking we should not stop at this.
Like I, I want I.
I won't believe in the double mask rule until Jen Sacky is wearing three or four masks while she does her press conference.
Like I think Jen Sacky should wear a gas mask, like i'm that's where i'm at like, unless the government is wearing actual, like you know those like pods and stuff.
Like I want Joe Biden in a hazmat suit.
That's the kind of like beta level move that I want.
I i'm not going to believe it's real until Joe Biden walks around in a gas chambered hazmat suit.
john doyle
I want Joe Biden to grow a mustache.
No, hear me out.
Hear me out.
Let's be honest.
We had this conversation yesterday.
We're done, it's over.
But in the meantime, we could have some fun with it and I feel like, since you and I have platforms, if we could somehow, like you know, come together with the country and just like petition Joe Biden to grow a mustache, it would make me personally feel as though I have a semblance of control over the direction of the future of the country that my children will grow up in.
So maybe it's worth a shot.
elijah schaffer
You know yeah, you know, a dictators always love those mustaches.
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So let's talk about this.
john doyle
Did you ruin your pair when that guy pointed the gun at your face?
elijah schaffer
Oh, I've ruined a couple pairs, but not like that.
I actually, I actually, yeah, I jumped a fence and I once pierced my underwear and threw my jeans.
I've done some terrible things while I was running away from people.
john doyle
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Running away from riot police.
That's actually a true story.
But let's talk about this.
So speaking of BS, can we look at this image here?
I think we have this.
So have you seen the way that POTUS and these people are doing these virtual tours?
Like they're not even running the government legitimately.
They have this fake studio soundstage that Kamala Harris and President Biden are running the government from while an impeachment is going on of a private citizen.
And they're supposed to make us think that this is an absolute legitimate presidency, which we know it is.
It's the most legitimate presidency in the history of legitimate presidencies ever, according to who?
john doyle
The screen people.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the screen people.
Exactly.
Now, these screen people are also being led by screen people, letting you know that it's normal just to get your information from the screen.
You don't need to go in person.
We have a president getting his information from screens, not even being in person.
And this is the world.
This is the America we're in.
I am blackpilled at this point that we are here.
john doyle
You got to be clown pilled.
Transcend the black pill.
I used to think my life was a tragedy.
Now I realize it's actually a comedy.
That's what it is.
elijah schaffer
Clown pilled, huh?
john doyle
No, you got to be clown.
You just have to laugh at it.
Like the fact that informationally, Joe Biden and myself are on the same level or like the average person as far as like both getting their information from the screen people because he has no idea what's going on.
He's not in the loop anymore.
Like that's kind of funny.
You know, we had a good run.
Just laugh at it.
Ride the decline.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
Well, we are.
Check this out.
You remember like Kamala Harris, talk about contradictions.
She said, Here, I'm proposing $2,000 monthly payments throughout the pandemic.
And for three months after, because rent and bills are still due during the crisis, and people are going hungry.
It's that basic.
And this is what the kind of world we're in.
This is the clown pill.
It's like just a few months ago, she was advocating for multiple $2,000 payments.
And now she's saying, We promised you $1,400.
That's what we promised you.
And I'm over here saying, no one wants your money anyway.
We just wanted the economy open.
You crashed it.
You destroyed our country intentionally to have a regime change.
I know the pandemic, a lot of the resolute of it and the way it was handled was to make sure that we switched political parties.
Most of my viewers and blind viewers, that's our call my listeners, they also know that.
But I mean, it's like, are we not supposed to remember the things that they wrote?
Like, that's the world that we're living in.
john doyle
No, you're not.
elijah schaffer
They wrote this stuff.
They don't even delete it anymore.
And they just go, yeah, you're not even supposed to take us seriously because we don't even care because who cares if you have the truth?
We're going to ignore it and we control the establishment.
john doyle
Yeah, they don't have to because the masses at this point are so impotence and defeated that they're just kind of like more willing than normal, especially throughout the course of history to just blindly follow whatever the people in charge are telling them because the realization that the people in charge don't actually have their best interests at heart would be too shocking.
For example, I will say that something that happened within the last few months was that they literally had to suppress the truth because if the truth came out, they feared that people would become dangerous.
elijah schaffer
You're not referring, you're not referring to the election, right?
john doyle
I'm just speaking very, very broadly that they had to suppress the truth because if the truth came out, it was so dangerous that they thought that people would become agitated and perhaps even violent because what they're doing is that bad.
elijah schaffer
Well, and that's why we're going to switch to the capital, a little update on the Capital VI riot.
You know, I feel like when the Capital VI, whatever you want to call it, insurrection, failed coup, revolution, I don't care anymore what people call it, but you know, it's looking more and more like it was primarily like a few people rioting and then it was like a tour.
john doyle
Yeah, it was a me.
elijah schaffer
It was a drama's tour.
john doyle
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is.
It is looking like that.
But I want to say that what's important about this is that they're even rewriting history on this.
You know, if you can you pull up my tweet, do you remember when AOC said this?
Can you read that for us, John?
john doyle
I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there's common ground, but you almost had me murdered three weeks ago, so you can sit this one out.
Happy to work with almost any other GOP that aren't trying to get me killed.
In the meantime, if you want to help, you can resign.
elijah schaffer
And she's talking to Ted Cruz, okay?
So these people, like how Kamala Harris wrote this BS about, oh, yeah, like I just said $1,400 checks.
So did Biden.
Where you shouldn't believe what you know is true.
You should believe the screen.
Look at us.
We're, you know, let me go back to that picture.
Do I have that here?
Where is that?
Oh, yeah.
We're on the screen too.
We're believing the screen.
You should.
It's creepy.
By the way, we have the same cameras.
You notice that?
That's awesome.
We're Biden-level technology here.
john doyle
We're the same.
elijah schaffer
We're the same.
john doyle
We are Joe Biden.
elijah schaffer
We are Joe Biden.
She was interviewed.
I think this is by, was it the New York Post, Savannah, or Breitbart?
savanah hernandez
I'm not sure who it was that interviewed her, but maybe we'll be able to find out.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so she was interviewed and held responsible.
Like, hey, do you really believe he tried to get you killed after it turns out that you actually made up the story about you almost dying?
And that was a lie.
And this was her response.
john doyle
He tried to have you murdered or capital to capital riots.
unidentified
So that's not the quote.
And I will not apologize for what I said.
I've inferencially done this.
Thanks a lot.
I appreciate it.
elijah schaffer
Can you play that one more time?
unidentified
He tried to have you murdered or capital to capital riots.
elijah schaffer
Is it true that there's a tweet that Ted Cruz tried to have you murdered?
She says, that's not the tweet.
It says, but you almost had me murdered.
Go to my screen.
She said, did you really claim that he said he tried to have you murdered?
And then it says, but you almost had me murdered.
It's right there.
And that's the exact quote.
It's the exact quote.
Like, it's there.
john doyle
Yeah.
And that's the thing is when you're at that level and you're in that sort of circle, you just don't have to tell the truth because like people like you and myself might go back and here's you saying this, but we got proof that you actually said this.
Gotcha.
Who cares?
Like this is going to reach people that actually care about that information, but the masses don't.
They're just going to follow whatever the screen people tell them.
So they know that they can get away with that with complete impunity, which is unfortunate for us and for the country and for the world.
But for AOC, you know, she'll be okay.
elijah schaffer
But has it always been like this?
We just didn't realize?
Like, has the country pretty much ran like this forever?
Like, I think since like the Federal Reserve came into play, and we were talking about this the other day, after World War II, our country has, you know, it changed its immigration laws.
People started coming in.
Conservatives started saying America was an idea, which is false.
We could do a special episode called America is Not an Idea Together.
john doyle
So true.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we should do that.
It's not an idea.
Americans are a people and we have a shared common heritage and value.
And that doesn't make you racist.
And the people saying, even the idea of white supremacy and this idea of talking about white nationalism, white supremacy, and calling everyone that is also just a mode of control.
It's a coping mechanism to try to get people to not talk about reality.
And I know that, you know, we're kind of put into a box, but it's like we live in this era where, you know, right is wrong and wrong is right.
And you go, but has the country been like this our entire lives?
We just didn't know it, or it's just becoming more apparent and more visible.
Like they're just, I always say they're just slapping us in the face with their dick slapping us, you know?
john doyle
Yeah, I think the infrastructure has basically been the same throughout all societies throughout the world.
Well, not all societies, but I'd say post-Enlightenment societies where ultimately you're always going to have oligarchs and you're going to have elites and they're going to basically do whatever they want.
In democratic societies, you have to have mass mind control because you need the illusion of choice and you're actually voting for these things.
But ultimately, the people who are pulling the strings are going to pull the strings regardless.
The problem that we have throughout the last 70 years, I like to use World War II as sort of a benchmark, is that the people who are pulling the strings no longer like us and they actually want to do harm to us to sort of create this like globalist one-world government society.
And so that's the problem.
You know, the predominant narratives in the 1930s were get married young, be monogamous, go to church, things like that, positive things.
And it was maybe propaganda, but it was good.
And we actually know what good is and we know what bad is.
We're actually intelligent enough to discern those things.
And we can't sort of default to this power vacuum of like, well, who are we to decide what's good and bad?
The sort of like libertarian argument, which has gotten us to where we are now, basically allowing for the left to march down the field like Tom Brady, or where they're impotently just like, you know, not being able to do anything because we don't trust ourselves to be able to actually wield power.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know, and I, and that's what I was saying.
Like, people that say this kind of stuff, you know, they just deny it.
It's like we see that the way that this has kind of happened in our country, too.
I mean, obviously, demographic shifts have caused problems politically.
We've seen problems with that with immigration, mass immigration without assimilation.
And by the way, this is always a point that I think is good.
And we've discussed this before in depth.
People always say, well, like, immigration is good with assimilation.
And no, but I mean, and I would say this.
Where is it?
No, I know, but that's what I'm saying.
Like, I would say, yeah, sure, immigration is good with assimilation, but the assimilation isn't happening and it didn't happen and it's not happening.
And we're reaping the repercussions of a broken immigration system that was bent on not on merit.
It wasn't bent on actually making the country better.
It was just been on changing the position of our nation so that people could be more easily manipulated and controlled.
And people can say that that's you know an outdated and moated idea.
Well, it's not.
And if you believe that, you're also being controlled.
And I want to say, like, this is how dumb people are.
You know, who's one of the dumbest people that ever existed?
David Hogg, speaking of people who lie about where they were and what happened during crises, David Hogg, who I actually, you know, I secretly interviewed him one time.
I pretended to be NBC.
I got into his private event and I brought a camera crew and I thought I pretended that I was, I literally signed up, got press credentials, and pretended to be another network.
Maybe that's illegal.
I don't know.
john doyle
But if in Minecraft.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, in my, I did this in Minecraft.
john doyle
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I didn't do this in the real world.
Yeah.
In Minecraft.
And then I got a private interview with him and I asked him real questions for like 15 minutes.
And then at the end, I go, So were you really at the scene of the were you really there when the when the shooting took place?
You know, I, some people say that.
I'm not asking you.
I'm saying some people say that.
What would you say to the critics who said that you weren't there?
And I'm not saying that he wasn't there now.
I would never, I would never question the narrative of crisis.
john doyle
Why would you?
elijah schaffer
Why would you 9-11, Parkland, anything?
I'll never, the Las Vegas shootings, the pandemic.
I believe everything.
john doyle
Remind me what the motive was for the Vegas shooting.
elijah schaffer
I forgot.
It was just that he is like his wife or girlfriend was like an informant for the FBI, and then he was just like angry.
And so he somehow snuck like a hundred weapons and thousands of rounds of ammunition.
john doyle
We all have those days.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
john doyle
Mondays.
elijah schaffer
Savannah's like, oh, hell.
unidentified
Wait a minute.
This is where you get trouble.
savanah hernandez
What am I listening to right now?
What is going?
Where are we going with this?
elijah schaffer
Okay, but David Hogg is created a new company to compete with Mike Lindell's My Pillow.
You heard about this?
john doyle
Yeah, what is it?
Good pillow.
elijah schaffer
It's called Good Pillow.
john doyle
Like Bad Pillow.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And actually, Kyle Kashuv, who's another kid from the Parkland shootings, actually said he might start a pillow company too, which I'm thinking about actually helping him start as a joke.
I would love to.
I told him I give him free promotion, free ad space called like sort of all right pillow, you know.
Um, but he started this pillow company, and ultimately speaking, the way he's trying to promote it is by launching a pillow into space using Elon Musk's rockets.
And it's like this guy's such a grifter that Cam Caskey, by the way, who doesn't like me, and I think he's funny.
He's a leftist, but he's a troll, and I can appreciate a left-wing troll that doesn't talk about legalizing child pornography like Vosh, which I found out.
I didn't know, you know, I talked to Vosh for like an hour on JLP's show.
Yeah, I didn't know Vosh was like an evil guy.
Like, I didn't know.
And now that I know about that, I'm like, wow, that's one of the worst people in America.
john doyle
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He's literally just one of the most degenerate people.
He's not, it's not even just about sexuality.
I'm not talking about that.
Like, this guy is advocating for the sexualization of children.
It's like an out of this world.
john doyle
Yeah, inevitably, that's the consequence of leftist affiliation and thought.
You will eventually reach a point where you can no longer, because when you don't ground yourself in an objective moral system, you can sort of just default to these rationalizations and abstractions.
Inevitably, you will get to a point where you think that child porn is morally permissible.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, absolutely.
And I want to remind you that, like, this is where we're getting with where the leftist thing goes.
We have this article from Blaze Media.
Mark Cuban's Dallas Mavericks have stopped playing the national anthem before games.
Shocker there.
Mark Cuban-owned Dallas Mavericks will no longer play the national anthem before their NBA games, according to reports.
Sports Illustrated reported Tuesday that Cuban, ahead of the NBA season, decided that the Star-Spangled Banner would no longer be played before Mavericks games.
Sports Illustrated noted that the Mavericks did not publicize this decision, and some players said that they weren't even aware of the move until they discovered it on their own.
That was like, um, that was that was like when I got dropped by Black Rifle Coffee and I found out about I can't talk about that.
Uh, well, they're currently not on the show anymore, so that shows what's happened long term.
But uh, hey guys, if you know any good coffee companies that want to sponsor the show, let me know because there are some coffee companies who don't sponsor the show, and I'm not legally allowed to get into the semantics of it, but they're not on here for a reason.
And I found out about those reasons on the internet, and then I tried to still work with them because I felt bad because they're a veteran-owned company, and it didn't work out.
Let's just say it didn't work out.
And I'm looking for a new coffee company sponsor, uh, but that's on a side.
You're bad.
I told you, I'm not legally allowed to get any more of that information.
john doyle
I asked a question, you went off.
elijah schaffer
I'm just saying what I can say.
Uh, and there's Sav again going, guys.
John lives here now.
He's my neighbor, and so he's going to be on more often.
We're going to have a lot.
I'm going to get more based as John.
As John's going to, what is it?
You're just going to, what are you going to clown pill me more?
john doyle
You will become, well, yeah, you will eventually become clown pilled.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I want to become clown-pilled.
The question is: how do you take the Plungum Pill?
Is it a rectum insert?
Is an oral pill?
Is an eye drop?
What is it?
john doyle
No, no.
Stop.
elijah schaffer
Injection, like a vaccine.
You have to get two of them every year.
You saw the article that said we have to start getting multiple vaccines every year.
That's really awesome.
I love using vaccines that are barely tested, that cause paralysis of the face and were developed from aborted children.
Nothing says conservative values like Ben Shapiro promoting a vaccine that was made through abortion.
john doyle
And yeah, you know, it's cheaper than birth control if you want to take that route.
Just become infertile that way.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Well, I'm not surprised that Mark Cuban is not.
These people hate America and they want nothing to do with it.
And that's what I'm saying.
Like they're not even caring anymore.
They just deny it.
And they're like, well, this fixes it.
Let's just not even try to respect the country, its flag, or its nation.
Let's not even just try.
Since we don't have to argue over it, let's just completely let them know where we're at.
And we don't give a crap.
john doyle
Yeah, I think that instances like these are good opportunities for the right to kind of realize that we can't push back on that.
And with the outrage, and oh, this is ridiculous.
We just don't have the power to actually reverse something like that or even the trend.
So we need to look at this and go, okay, maybe as right-wing people, we should stop deriving so much of our identity from sports teams.
And I like sports.
I get that.
But, you know, the average middle American man derives a large part of his identity from sports teams and things like that, which I think is almost a cope for the fact that you can't derive identity from your church or from America or your heritage or anything like that anymore.
So we just have to, like, you know, what'd you say about the Mavs?
What'd you say about my sports team?
Something like that.
Whereas they'll be like, hey, dad, I have this assignment.
I have to write about how white people are the worst and about how I'm responsible for everything bad that ever happened ever.
And he's just like, huh, okay, then.
But then, you know, someone says something about Cam Newton and they just flip out.
elijah schaffer
You know, and I agree with you on that.
And that's what I'll say.
Like, this is the level to where they're going.
Did you see this from Jack Pesobic speaking a little bit on the impeachment?
It's boring.
It's stupid.
It's illegal.
It doesn't really matter.
I don't want to focus too much time.
But do you see that?
Like, the Democrats are editing the Constitution.
Like, they're actually reinterpreting the Constitution live during the impeachment to turn it off.
They're actually crossing out words and adding track changes to the Constitution as defense.
I mean, this is where we're going.
They're just like PDF marking up and changing the Constitution.
john doyle
Adobe acrobatting the Constitution.
elijah schaffer
I mean, doesn't this, I mean, it pissed me off when I see stuff like this.
john doyle
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It doesn't piss you.
Oh, just yeah.
john doyle
What am I going to do?
I'm clown filmed.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Oh, no, but look at this.
Speaking of theatrics and the Democrats, I think we have a video here from Representative Raskin.
Listen to this at the impeachment trial and what he's talking about.
You know, they're trying to frame Donald Trump's conspiracy theory that he incited the violence, which he did not.
And here's my favorite gamble.
It's called 500 on It Didn't Happen story.
Check this out.
unidentified
She said, Dad, I don't want to come back to the Capitol.
Of all the terrible brutal things I saw.
john doyle
I don't think I can.
elijah schaffer
Can you bring down the volume, Sav, on it?
john doyle
I'm going to say what I probably shouldn't say.
elijah schaffer
Just say it.
Just say it.
This show, 2021 is going to be the year where this show gets more and more based as we go through because we're already demonetized.
We're censored.
We don't really have any rules anymore.
And we're also on Blaze TV.
They're going to cancel us anyways.
So just say it.
john doyle
That person should be attacked with a diamond sword that's enchanted on a Minecraft reconstruction of the national mall, is what I'll say.
elijah schaffer
In Minecraft.
john doyle
Yes, in Minecraft.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
In their Minecraft land.
No, yeah, these people are so stupid.
unidentified
It's like, hey, my daughter said, she said, freedom, daddy, freedom.
elijah schaffer
I just don't, I want freedom for this nation.
john doyle
Or there was the guy literally crying and apologizing to AOC for like failing to have recognized his privilege.
You see that the other day in Congress?
He was like, that's your tax money going towards that theatric.
unidentified
I don't know, Just these people are bloody, they're losers.
elijah schaffer
They're bloody losers.
And you know what?
And Savannah, I'm bringing this up to you.
We've been talking about a lot of stories.
Most people's wives aren't even into politics.
Like women in politics is not even really a real thing.
Most women are in politics to prove that just women can do it.
john doyle
So true.
unidentified
But it's like these people's kids are going, Daddy, Daddy, the capital.
elijah schaffer
I don't want to go back to the Capitol.
Like, your kids watching the, like, what?
MSNBC?
What kids are doing this?
savanah hernandez
None, none.
We know this.
It's so ridiculous.
And, you know, I'm just surprised that we found another politician that's more dramatic than AOC, to be quite honest with you.
To be quite honest with you.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Their kids are not doing this.
That's fine.
That's my, that's my 500 on it never happened.
john doyle
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And thinking of the priorities, this is the last thing I want to bring up.
Last BS I want to bring up.
It's like, but this is like seeped not just into the pandemic, not just into our country.
It's seeped into the whole world.
Did you see this?
Meanwhile, the United States military has decided that female soldiers will now be allowed to wear lipstick, nail polish, and locks.
Is lock braids?
john doyle
I don't know.
savanah hernandez
I don't even know what locks is.
john doyle
You know what I do know?
I know that China's trembling right now.
I know that Russia is shaking.
elijah schaffer
Russia.
Meanwhile, Russia reveals details of its next generation Centurion soldier battle armor, which I like what someone did.
Someone edited it.
john doyle
A great strength, but no match for diversity, which is our greatest strength.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, diversity is not our greatest strength.
We're going to make a series of based episodes on here that is just going to really, we're going to get canceled.
Again, we get canceled a lot on this show, but we're going to get double canceled.
john doyle
Yeah, I know you told me we're going to do ending our careers for 40 minutes straight with John Doyle.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's where we'll just talk about a bunch of stuff.
We'll do ending our careers for 40 minutes straight with John Doyle.
That's to remind you guys, as we bring this out, John, John is here.
He's going to be coming on regularly.
These are going to be with John Doyle, not guest John Doyle.
Just with John Doyle.
I told you we're going to be expanding the show to where we're going to just start having people on regularly.
Like you're just because once you get your car, it'll be easier to come on.
You get an Uber here, but you're going to get it this week, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, okay.
So anyway, guys, I want to remind you guys you can find John Doyle on youtube.com.
Is it slash heckoffcommie?
john doyle
Slash John Doyle.
elijah schaffer
Slash John Doyle.
But his show's called Heck Off Commie.
It's a satire.
It's a really good show.
It's a lot better than this show because he's an ideologue and he's really strong in his views.
Like he's definitely, definitely says a lot of the things that a lot of people are not willing to say.
I also want to remind you you can find follow Savannah and myself on social media with all the links below.
Please remember that, guys, we do get deplatformed.
And as we talked about with releasing more based episodes, eventually the show might just go behind the paywall entirely because we already have to put content.
We've had interviews with, what's his name? The America First Guy and people like there's with Alex Jones and with Gavin McGinnis and things that YouTube doesn't want on.
Those are on Blazetv.com.
We've gotten it censored and things that like videos that we can't have up.
At least seven episodes we've had to take down on YouTube are still on blazetv.com.
It's like censorship free.
So if you go to blazetv.com slash Elijah, we made a special offer for you guys a really great way to support the show.
It's $30 off a year subscription.
But join the fight in the battle against censorship.
Back us up and watch our show where it can't get taken down.
And I'm getting into a long-term agreement with them to continue to back it up.
They've backed up this show.
They've been very supportive.
They do love John here as well.
And that's always a good thing.
People love John.
John's a likable guy.
unidentified
So true.
john doyle
So true.
elijah schaffer
John's a likable guy.
Anyway, guys, thank you guys so much again for watching.
Slightly offensive, the best worst show on Blaze TV, where I tell you we always have great graphics like this confetti.
This is just a quick reminder.
Savannah, can you bring up our newest mascot, the Diversity Coalition?
savanah hernandez
Yes, give me one.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so remember, we brought in our Hispanic disabled member.
We have Black Madison, the disabled wheelchair.
john doyle
Which I packed with me.
elijah schaffer
You did?
john doyle
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay, perfect.
So we have Black Madison.
We also have, remember we have Madison?
savanah hernandez
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We have Madison.
We also have Robinette, the non-binary, they zisgendered coalition, which we're going to be putting in their own case.
We need your help to vote.
Please, right now, go to Apple Podcast, leave a review, and leave your suggestion for the name for the disabled person.
It's free.
It doesn't cost you anything.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
I'm the host here, slightly offensive.
I'm always joined by the lovely Savannah Hernandez.
I'm also joined by John Doyle today.
Check out his stuff as well.
john doyle
I'm lovely.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
Have a great rest of the week and may God bless the United States of America.
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