Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - America's Not-So-Secret Addiction

Jan. 6, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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America's Not-So-Secret Addiction | Ep 36

Fat acceptance activists apparently hate this show, but I'm not surprised. Today, we are diving into some HOT discussions on the role of climate change in the Christmas story and a great debate over what we should do about America's obsession with adult content.

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	Hello my love books, how are you doing super well today?
	I had a message of someone this morning who didn't follow me, who I don't know, like nothing at all, saying basically how I need to lose weight to be happy.
	And the reason for my depression is because I'm fat.
	And I was like, first of all, it did upset me.
	I'm not going to lie about it.
	It did upset me because I think it's just such a shock.
	I was like, do I know you?
	No.
	I mean, you don't know who I am, first of all.
	And you presume that my depression is because I'm unhappy with my body.
	No, boo.
	No, boo.
	I was depressed.
	My size eight.
	I was depressed now size six.
	I was depressed size 14.
	I've been depressed.
	16.
	My weight doesn't affect my depression.
	My depression affects my weight, if anything.
	And so this lovely person decided to come on my weight and my depression.
	I'm thinking they know anything about me.
	Ask some of that.
	Ask some of them pies.
	And wait a second.
	Another pie.
	Ask some of them pies.
	All right.
	First of all, that woman, Self-Love Live, is a fat acceptance activist is talking about none other than your favorite.
	I used to be a gay black woman.
	Now I'm non-binary.
	You'll find that out pretty soon.
	That's a new, I guess, growth or development in my identity.
	She's talking about me because I sent her a message, which we're going to get into later.
	By the way, I did not say she would be happy if she wasn't fat.
	I just said that if she stopped promoting bad things like fat acceptance and started promoting health, she might find herself to be more of a happier person.
	Anyway, today we're talking about the absolute disgustingness of what happens in our culture when we start promoting things that are destroying us spiritually, morally, and physically.
	We're going to be talking about, of course, the porn debate.
	Is porn good for you or bad for you?
	We're also going to talk about the hypocrite of the week who, by the way, is trying to ruin Christmas for kids.
	Christmas has been canceled for children.
	We're also going to get into some amazing other stories as well.
	We're going to talk about children who are advocating for abortion, how far the left has really fallen, and much more coming up in the next segment.
	Welcome back to Slightly Offensive, of course, with your favorite host, me, Elijah Schaefer.
	Before we get into the introduction of our guests, I do want to get into this real fast.
	Before I introduce you guys, she said that I called her fat and told her she would be happy if she wasn't fat.
	But I want to actually look at the real message.
	Do we have the message that I actually sent her?
	Can we see this so fast?
	So I sent this woman a message, a private message, by the way.
	She's a public figure.
	She's verified.
	So Amy Schumer on Huffington Post said, gets a lawyer to send hilarious cease and desist letter.
	Basically, what happened was, is that Amy Schumer said she never felt happier since she's lost weight.
	She's been getting in shape and she was joking because it's hard work and she wanted her lawyer to stop.
	So I just wrote to this fat acceptance person, Amy Schumer feels better after losing weight.
	It may be at the source of your depression because she said in her last video she'd been gaining weight and getting more depressed.
	And you said it may be.
	You're not even telling her what to do.
	Right, it may be.
	It might.
	Hey, who knows?
	Losing weight is tough.
	Isn't that a true statement?
	Losing weight's tough.
	Yeah, it is hard.
	Very hard.
	Right.
	But I'm sure you'd feel a lot better if you promoted healthy lifestyles rather than fat acceptance.
	I didn't even call her fat in there or didn't even say that she's depressed because she's fat.
	I just said that she might be happier if she lost weight.
	Right.
	Yeah, promoting a better lifestyle.
	Yeah.
	As a person of size, that's actually what we like to be called, a person of size.
	Yeah, I can agree.
	The less big you are, the better you feel.
	Someone with thin privilege, I can 100% attest to the fact that if you are in fact skinnier and do promote eating bananas and things, you are actually a happier person.
	Life is good.
	You are just, you just laugh a lot more.
	And as someone who recently joined the Double Chin Club, I gotta say, and I shaved so you guys could actually see.
	I'm like kind of somewhere between the thin and the, what is it called?
	People of size?
	People of size.
	People of size.
	It's like the Sizzler people.
	I have to say, I understand that.
	But let me introduce my guest.
	You guys all know Austin Fletcher of FleckasTalks.
	Welcome back.
	Hello, Jan.
	It's always awkward and nice to have you.
	Also, we have in the studio today Sidney Watson, who is a journalist and YouTuber, and you've been here before too.
	So welcome back.
	Thank you.
	Awesome.
	Okay, so today's story is really awesome.
	Before we get into anything, I did want to let you know that a great thing happened this year.
	So somebody recently, as you guys know, donated about $360,000 to the show.
	$300,000, more than a quarter million dollars to this show so that we can get the things that we need to make the show modern and basically upgraded.
	And you know about this one.
	Yeah.
	I put you in charge of the money.
	Yeah, and I figured modern art, not enough of it in here.
	We have some cool stuff hanging around.
	We have some lights and things.
	We need some culture.
	And we're talking about taking over the culture, the culture war, stuff like that.
	So I spent the $360,000.
	Well, we got $300,000 for three.
	It was a good deal on the banana things that were taped to all over the walls.
	Yeah, so if you guys see behind me, actually, we got a banana art.
	We didn't just buy one.
	We had $360,000.
	So we filmed the show on iPhones.
	We don't even have the live editing software to make it work.
	The ceiling leaks.
	And then Austin was like, we could fix the ceiling.
	We could make this show streamline, or we could buy three bananas.
	And I was like, it's a no-brainer.
	Yeah, everyone's been talking about that banana stuff too.
	And you know how viral trends are.
	Once they go, they stay consistent and viral forever.
	Everyone likes bananas.
	It's getting more and more popular.
	Teens all around the country are consuming more bananas in school, out of school, in private, in front of people.
	It's true.
	It's a growing trend.
	And you yourself seem to be, you wanted yours on your money.
	I mean, I was just wondering how much now the studio can be valued at.
	Seeing as you've put this in here, I mean, does it like increase in value now that you've got three in the room?
	Or like, how does that work?
	Yeah, and the first person to find the third banana, if you save the first two, if you comment near the first comment, I'll send you an email and I'll send you a free pack of stickers.
	Congratulations.
	I don't have any other money for anything.
	Maybe spent it all on fruit.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Speaking of fruit, thank you guys for coming here.
	But I wanted to get into this first.
	Our sponsor today, Awesome, is a really great movie that's out in theaters.
	It's called No Safe Spaces.
	You're familiar with that, right?
	Did you see the movie?
	And yeah, it's screened actually at Western Regional at a Turning Point conference.
	And apparently, as you guys know, we're going to be talking about how crazy the left has gotten.
	But of course, we're people who have the ability to have a voice.
	We can speak out against it.
	But the left has hijacked college classrooms.
	They've hijacked the media.
	And there's a lot of people out there who feel like they can't speak up.
	They can't say things without getting a bad grade, without getting ostracized, without getting fired.
	And they've made a safe space in society for people who what?
	Only hold liberal ideas, not for people who believe in conservative ideas.
	In fact, you're not only not safe, you're actually in danger of losing your entire reputation.
	So basically, Dennis Prager and Adam Kroll, the podcaster and comedian, of course, paired together to make this incredible documentary type live-action film that looks at the power of what the left has done to make our country basically the opposite of what the framers set it out to be.
	And they look at how they've taken over our classrooms and whatnot and instilled fear into people to actually speak their mind.
	And what's really neat about this is that this film has amazing guests.
	They have Ben Shapiro, Ann Coulter, Jordan Peterson, and many, many others who are coming together to understand that, hey, we can't just sit back and infight and bicker about, you know, do I like what you said?
	Do you like what I said?
	We need to realize that our liberties are at stake right now in this world.
	And if we don't fight back, if we don't start using our liberties and our Bill of Rights, our First Amendment, our Second Amendment, these things are under attack.
	And we've got to fight back against this and expose it.
	And so if you want to see that video, it's awesome.
	It's in hundreds of theaters across the country.
	Go to no safeespaces.com.
	Again, it's no safe spaces.com.
	All right, so let's jump right into the first story of the week.
	I want to start with hypocrite of the week.
	Yeah, we should, do you want to clear up that you didn't get $360,000?
	I think you might stop getting like Patreon or something.
	Yeah, we've never got it.
	If you guys don't know the joke about the $360,000 for the bananas, who are you?
	You must not spend most of your life on social media and actually have a family and a job and like something to live for.
	But for those of us that are in this room, I can't say the exact same.
	But I want to get into this then.
	Speaking of that, so Hypocrite of the week.
	Our hypocrite of the week is someone special.
	He's not anyone famous.
	He's Principal Jonathan Mason of Belton Lake Primary School in Lincolnshire.
	No one's safe.
	No one's safe.
	Is that in Britain?
	Hypocrite of the week is this principal from what state?
	Nebraska?
	In Lincolnshire.
	In England.
	In England.
	Yeah, here I am.
	Like, that's Britain right here.
	You're saying Nebraska.
	What?
	Principal.
	I thought that was our word.
	Hypocrite of the week is from Michigan.
	I think like headmaster or something, I thought.
	Yeah, I think they do call him headmaster.
	Something else.
	Yeah, so listen to this.
	So there's a story from the Blaze.
	It's an English elementary school has banned Christmas cards because they apparently are not eco-friendly.
	So the details is this guy, Principal Jonathan Mason of Belton Lake Primary School in Lincolnshire, decided to ban Christmas cards after a group of students reportedly approached him with their worries about the impact of setting Christmas cards on the environment.
	It turns out he banned the ability for students to send each other Christmas cards.
	They can only send up to one to the entire class.
	And I say it's a hypocrite of the week because schools basically are built on stacks of papers.
	But of course, the only papers that we can, why don't you ban tests?
	Who is the kid that did this?
	You know, who is the group of children that did this?
	Why?
	Is the principal the hypocrite for allowing the kids, or is it the kids?
	Well, I mean, I mean, wait, no, I guess the question here is how many parents got involved because that's usually indicative of changes in.
	I don't know.
	Let me see.
	And also, Britain's pretty progressive, let's be honest.
	I think it's the kids.
	Who are these kids?
	That's the question I want to do.
	I mean, I'm bored.
	Nerd kids.
	I think they're doing the right thing.
	And then everyone's like, and the teacher's like, oh, you really think that?
	Like when the trans parents get activated, you know, oh, you want to be a girl?
	And they get excited.
	Probably the same with the teacher.
	Oh, you want to save the planet?
	Oh, it's such a cool, viral story we'll do.
	Man, you ruined Christmas.
	Why do they always choose the wrong things to ban?
	Like, now we've banned Christmas cards.
	We've banned straws, but we still haven't banned the things that are actually causing the pollution, like China and India.
	I can't really ban the countries.
	But I'm saying we try to send our trash there.
	We still send our trash in the millions and millions of tons over the years to like Malaysia and these countries, which are just dumping our trash in the oceans.
	We literally ship it over there, our trash.
	And all we've gotten is banning plastic bags, which also didn't work because when they banned plastic bags, they didn't ban plastic bags.
	They just charging you, and they're thicker now.
	So they're less biodegradable.
	And I still use just as many.
	I'm like, just use as many as you can.
	I don't know.
	They're like, that came into it.
	Like, that happened in Australia where they started charging you.
	And I was so salty about it.
	I thought I'm never ever getting on board with buying these green things.
	I love the green things.
	I actually use them all the time.
	They hold a lot.
	No, carrots are orange.
	Oops.
	Asparagus or grey.
	Oh, sorry.
	You don't have them in.
	Do you have the green bags in the United States?
	Like the reusable ones?
	Yeah.
	You know what?
	I was like, these are the things.
	We probably do.
	I just don't care.
	I always load up on my friends.
	As many as I need to do.
	Do we have better options?
	I mean, I care about the environment.
	By the way, I want to point this out.
	I think a lot of people think conservatives don't care about the environment.
	I mean, the point is, is in LA, I mean, just not pooping in the gutter is you're doing better than 90% of the people.
	Speaking of pooping, we try not to, every episode, talk about poop, but it ends up coming up.
	That's why there's so much DOM on the street.
	Because the homeless people used to poop in the plastic bags that were getting thrown out all the time because there were so many of them.
	And now there's no plastic bags, and now they just dump on the road.
	That's actually true.
	That's my problem in my apartment.
	Foxy Midge came up with this theory, and it's true.
	It happened in San Francisco as well.
	This seems like a unique California issue because I don't think we have this problem in DC.
	This is like a unique sandwich.
	I get these emails every week.
	Reminder to all pet owners on your pet lease and community rules.
	It is your responsibility to pick up after your pet.
	There's a fine of $250 per occurrence of not picking up after your animal.
	We are going to strictly and immediately enforce this and be pulling camera footage.
	It's not sanitary or pleasant, especially for the non-pet owners who have to deal with this.
	Thank you in advance for your immediate attention to this matter.
	Poop is such a problem, even in my gated community, that they're setting out, we're warning us.
	Like they're pulling camera footage.
	They're going straight up China on us.
	I mean, like, you see these, like, those little signs that are the little placards that are kind of like stuck in the ground saying, you know, no poopy or no dogs or whatever.
	But I mean, this is a legitimate issue that you're having in your actual apartment complex.
	Yeah, well, it's not my apartment complex.
	That's all of Los Angeles.
	Well, yeah, but we've also established that all of Los Angeles is basically like the toilet of America.
	So I'm not, I'm not sure what you guys are surprised.
	True story.
	True story.
	Listen, this is how Los Angeles is.
	So I live in a pretty decent place.
	And like, there's like a guest parking lot.
	I'm pulling in last night and taking up the, like in the place of the handicap spaces, there's just like a guy with like doing drugs with a baby stroller and just like trash all over the ground.
	And like I'm driving into my community and I look at him.
	He's just like, move along.
	Like nothing to see here.
	Like I'm just doing drugs in your community.
	Like just like, no big deal.
	Like it's just a stroller and like I'm leaving trash.
	Like just please move along.
	And I did.
	I was just like, I even did for a second.
	I go, I'm going to go talk to him.
	But like within six seconds, I was over it.
	Like, because at least he wasn't pooping.
	I'll take heroin over, dump on my property.
	Yeah, I saw a guy asleep with a needle in his arm once.
	And I saw a guy get zipped up in a bag because he was dead once, too.
	Are we?
	Okay.
	I mean, we've strayed very far from Christmas cards.
	But it's just hell on earth.
	But it's the irony of saying, like, while they're banning Christmas cards, it's like, meaning it's like you're banning Christmas cards and you would literally have like homegrown domestic terrorists.
	Have you seen it's like 20,000 or more people on the MI6 watch list or whatever in England to be potential domestic terrorists?
	It's like you think you're going to save the environment.
	You're not even going to have a country.
	They always say we're not going to, well, we're not going to have a country if we don't have a world.
	It's like, trust me, the world, we're doing okay.
	We're going to move on without you, England.
	You guys won't even have a nation.
	You've let in so many people who don't hold your ideas and your culture and your values.
	Won't mention what kind of people those are because I just, nope.
	I'm just going to say, if you had parts of a bedding, blankets, pillowcases, and sheets, which one would they likely put on his clothing?
	You decide, guess.
	I'm not going to say.
	I'm not going to say.
	But if I had a guess, I would guess you're not going to say it.
	Say what?
	The sheets.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Just because they want to dress up as ghosts for Halloween.
	That's it.
	It's all the ghosts.
	You nailed it.
	Yeah, England's got a lot of ghosts running around their streets these days.
	They have a lot of girls.
	There's spooky people.
	There's ghosts everywhere.
	Very streets over there.
	No, but I was going to say, they're going to lose.
	And that's why England, these places, like in your school, you know, we have, we're going to get into this.
	We have increase of child-on-child sexual assault and everything rising at massive levels inside schools.
	And what they're doing is they're banning Christmas cards.
	Yeah, England's bizarre.
	I think it's a, this is like a, maybe in a way, like a unique Commonwealth country issue because Australia and Canada and, you know, the UK, like, we all do the same sort of stuff where we focus on the wrong issues.
	It's like you're saying, you know, I mean, Britain has this influx of crime.
	And I mean, if you look at knife crimes and acid attacks and things like that, it's skyrocketing.
	And yet you have principals over here saying, just kidding, no Christmas cards.
	They mentioned that.
	Oh, well, I mean, at this point, I mean, I think in Britain, if you carry around a screwdriver, what about a narwhal tusk?
	Didn't someone just defend yourself?
	I mean, just a side note: where does one get that?
	I mean, narwhals are pretty.
	Illegal trading?
	I mean, if that's, is that your go-to just, what is that?
	They beat him up with a fire extinguisher.
	By the way, if you're not familiar with the story, a terrorist was neutralized on the London Bridge.
	The London Bridge, by the way, is becoming more known now for terrorism than it is for anything else.
	How many people have died in the last few decades?
	There's been like, what, three terrorist attacks that have happened on the London Bridge?
	Last year, maybe, last two years?
	Yeah.
	That's disgusting.
	And they're banning Christmas cards.
	Yeah.
	You don't seem to be very happy about that.
	Yeah, I'm not happy about that.
	No, yeah.
	And then Norwald Husk guy, where did he get that from?
	Does he work at a museum?
	Was he delivering it?
	Is it bad that he used it?
	Was he like an ivory harvest type of guy?
	Actually, speaking of this particular topic with terrorism in Britain, did you guys read the article that was circulating about another guy who participated in stopping a terrorist in the UK who was then sent to basically like anti-don't become a Muslim hater classes where he basically they were trying to de-radicalize him because he stopped a terrorist.
	So they have these people who are actually actively helping the community, protecting the community, protecting citizens.
	Just, you know, like your citizen, you know, nice people who go out and good Samaritans, so to speak.
	And they're being punished by the British government.
	And I just think it's insane.
	I mean, Australia, like I said, Australia is like following down this similar path, but that's nuts.
	It really discourages you from being a hero because if I was going to save somebody and I had to go through some sort of compliance class and fill out paperwork after and like go to a government building, I probably wouldn't do it.
	Right.
	And if I'd ever got a Christmas card when I was in elementary school, I would be on the bridge and go like, well, like, what even culture am I trying to save?
	I can't even send each other Christmas cards.
	So just let that man stand.
	Let that ghost lead, let that ghost husband send like, let him, let him in a sheet evil.
	Let him just attack my people.
	Like, I don't really care.
	But honestly speaking, that's my case with England and the problems that they have there is they are absolutely hypocritical, which I want to get into, by the way.
	Our next segment, which is alphabet people.
	And, you know, before you call me a bigot for alphabet people, maybe I am.
	I don't know.
	Because I like alphabet soup.
	The people of the soup.
	I like that you added the P at the end.
	That's what's coming.
	That's what's coming.
	But it's alphabet people.
	This is our segment where we talk about sex, sexuality, gender identity, and everything that the people talk about these days, the letters.
	We can't keep up with it.
	But there's a debate going on right now.
	You guys have heard of it?
	The porn debate.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, I haven't heard of that.
	Not the master debate.
	It's not like that's been all over Twitter.
	Master debate.
	Master debate.
	If you could be a porn master debater, that's different than the other one.
	There's two?
	There's two discussions, Elijah.
	You are much more innocent than I am.
	I didn't even mean that was inappropriate.
	Don't forget the Prager you had.
	You did just a few minutes ago.
	Dennis Prager condones this statement.
	Dennis Prager likes my alphabet people.
	No, there's a debate.
	So basically, people are debating about whether or not porn should be banned or regulated.
	And I did a poll that was asking people if we should ban porn.
	I was really surprised.
	So we got 12,000 votes approximately that came in by the time that we were recording this.
	59% of people said yes, we should ban porn entirely.
	26% of people said no.
	And then 15% of people said no, but more regulation.
	That's actually shocking.
	I would have thought that most people would say no, but more regulation.
	I mean, but I think like, I mean, you got to question what circles was that being shared and what's the general idea or I guess political leading of the people that are answering.
	Yeah, it's probably an echo chamber.
	But I think this brings up the debate, right?
	Let's talk about this.
	Okay, so I think porn definitely is having an influence on, this is why it's in the segment, on the sexual orientation of children.
	And I think one book that I was reading recently called it Digital Sexuality, that basically your sexuality is being changed and molded by porn.
	And I think this is where people are questioning its effect, right?
	So, porn number one is one of the top reasons for 56% of divorces.
	It's only the second most top reason, basically, for divorce.
	The other one is obviously finding another romantic partner online or whatever.
	But this is still a sub-case or on 56% of divorce cases.
	Porn is one of the most reasons.
	On top of that, right, we're looking at things, for instance, consumption of underage users, under 18 users, which, by the way, Pornhub, one of the largest websites, is even marketing memes towards children using the Yoda meme.
	Oh, I saw that this morning.
	Yeah.
	You saw that?
	The baby Yoda one?
	Yeah.
	It's got Pornhub in it.
	Yeah.
	And saying, oh, it said like, oh, like 10 seconds after my parents leave and it has baby Yoda looking at a computer that says Pornhub.
	Basically assuming that you're like a minor.
	They know minors are consuming their site.
	But what was shocking is about 26% of underage kids looking at porn are under 10 years old.
	About a fourth of minor porn consumers are under 10.
	What do you think about that?
	I love it how you look at me.
	I'm not a little older.
	I don't know.
	It's no good.
	It's no point.
	It's no points.
	It's very bad.
	And what do we do?
	Do we put all this stuff on a certain type of internet that's like an X internet where you can get the people getting their heads chopped off and porn and all this stuff?
	The dark web.
	The dark web.
	You have to create a dark web.
	They have to log into.
	Because I think if you do an age verification ID, that sounds like a good thing, just like buying tobacco online or alcohol.
	But at the same time, you know how kids are, you get a picture of someone's ID, they'll send it around.
	It doesn't do anything.
	It doesn't even really slow them down.
	But then if you go full ban, we have a little splash of authoritarianism and it's like, you know, maybe it's not the worst thing.
	Maybe that's like the reality.
	People are like, yeah, like because I don't think it's as slippery as a slope as people think.
	People think, oh, it's a slippery slope.
	Then they're next to me banning you for free speech.
	And it's like, there's a lot of steps between like hardcore porn and like Fleckus talks, for example.
	You know?
	So is there though?
	I mean, how do we go from Fleckus Talks into hardcore one?
	That's what I'm saying.
	People think, oh, it's like a free speech thing.
	And dump and both.
	Probably.
	Well, dump gets talked about at least in our videos.
	That's disgusting.
	That's true.
	No, but bringing this up, I want to talk about the benefit.
	Let's look at all three of the arguments and see the benefits.
	So people mostly are saying yes in this circle.
	I know a lot of people are saying no, but just to play devil's advocate here, what would be the benefit of banning porn?
	Well, I mean, you sort of have to look at the psychological effects that it's having on people.
	So I guess you could mitigate that in some respects.
	Like you're talking about, you could, I guess, in some ways attempt to protect children.
	But I mean, the ultimate reality here is that everything that you do ban and everything that results in prohibition ends up on the dark web.
	And I'm pretty sure that people are getting smarter when it comes to accessing these sort of things.
	Every time someone, every time you close down an avenue here, another one pops up somewhere else.
	So I don't even think, I mean, I'm not even answering your question here.
	I just, I don't even know what the solution is.
	And watching all these people hash it out online and argue about this and say that porn is free speech and therefore should be protected.
	And then all the other people on the other side going, no, it's not.
	No, this is something that we must get rid of.
	I think that there has to be a middle ground.
	And I'm not even pro this necessarily because I do think that it has really, really, really negative, deleterious effects on people.
	But you can't just ban everything just because it has negative consequences in society for some people.
	Yeah, what if we let it get privatized and like not the government comes in and do it, but maybe like parents get an app that's like a really good app that keeps certain sites down, knows which users are using it.
	Maybe don't get your kid an iPhone for a while until they're older.
	You can't have that.
	Gotta get your kid.
	It's like four.
	It's like if you can get it birthed with them, like coming out of the canal.
	That's where it's headed.
	But it's like kind of like the wall debate too, where it's like you put a wall up, like, you know, you see the videos, people going over the ladder, people still get around it, but the masses do get kind of deterred.
	So maybe if you do some sort of age verification similar to alcohol and tobacco, maybe that just like, say, goes from 100,000 to 40,000.
	Like that actually is progress, and then you can start trimming it away and seeing what works.
	Well, I mean, we're talking about, okay, but here's what we're talking about.
	We're talking about a mass consumption.
	We did a little bit of a study last night.
	Someone's like, of course you did a study on porn last night.
	No, but we did a, we just said that when you, when, if you go into a private browser, which essentially limits, it limits the fact, yeah, the cookie.
	So it's like you've never been on the internet.
	So this is like a first-time user.
	Let's just say an under 10-year-old user going on.
	And if you're under 10, you're going to type in like nipple or like booby or something like booby naked woman.
	Or if you're not a spail woman, right?
	It's like women.
	Bobby naked woman.
	Type the comments, the girls.
	Yeah.
	Nice bobs and the gene.
	So you're going to go like naked woman.
	But I did something even simpler and just put like porn, right?
	You just go porn.
	You type porn in on Google.
	Not to mention, you go, why is Google your reference?
	Well, most browsers, it's even the native search.
	You type porn, it'll come up through Google.
	And the first website that's suggested is pornhub.com, which is one of the largest sites.
	Pornhub says, it says over 10 million porn videos with hundreds uploaded daily, which is pretty crazy.
	So we're into content.
	We're talking about a lot of content already on the web, right?
	So let's get into this.
	It's a lot of content.
	But then underneath it, it basically says, like, you know, you have the hyperlinks.
	We'll probably have a picture up later, put it in a post here of this.
	But it has the hyperlinks of what you would find, right?
	Suggested searches.
	I'm not sure if it changes it out every search.
	But it has, of course, login, create profile.
	And then the five suggested searches are gay.
	It says gay sex, live cams, porn stars.
	These are like big ones, lesbian and something else.
	I forget what it is.
	It's suggested.
	Okay, so if you're going to look at porn for the first time, it's suggesting on hyperlinks that these are categories.
	Now, nowhere in there does it just say like hugging.
	a woman and man having sex it immediately goes in to like well yeah but look two of the top i know guys are really interesting because guys like i don't look at gay porn Well, if you look at porn, you look at lesbian porn, you're technically still looking at gay porn.
	It's homosexuality.
	You're looking at, it's homosexual acts.
	I'm not trying to get judgy in this episode.
	I'm just saying two of the five suggested searches were homosexual acts.
	And those are two very different sexual scenes.
	Men on men, women on women, like the opposite of each other, but still the same category.
	So you're talking about someone new to porn.
	If you're a kid and you type the first suggested link, you're going to get right into gay sex, which there was a activist guy who was saying there was, I forget his name.
	This is Matt something.
	He's online.
	He has like 119,000 followers.
	And he was talking about the importance of access to porn to LGBTQ kids because he was saying that a lot of us, a lot of us found out, this is what he's saying, though.
	A lot of us found out that we were really bi or gay because with porn, we got turned on.
	Maybe out of curiosity, we got turned on and then we realized we were turned on and it helped us realize that we were bi or gay.
	And there's this idea that with the prevalence and the increase of people identifying as gay, lesbian, as trying these things out, that porn may be influencing this.
	And I think that's where the main problem people are seeing.
	On top of that, some of the greatest perpetrators of sexual assault on children now are other children.
	In fact, in the UK, I think the greatest sexual assault of children is other children on children.
	And the leading factor that psychologists are claiming is porn.
	They're literally saying, I mean, psychologists are saying it's porn that's causing these kids.
	So it's like we can protect our kids against predators in school, but how do you protect kids against other kids?
	So what we're seeing is like for people that are worried about morality, right?
	Or like that believe homosexual, these things are wrong, they're seeing it affect this.
	And then people who maybe even, because you're not even a Christian, so people that maybe are like, dude, I don't care if you're gay or whatever, but I don't want their kids getting raped.
	They're like, well, at least I can agree.
	I don't want my kids getting raped by some 17-year-old kid on the playground or whatever.
	Either way, it looks like porn is damaging the children and the evidence is there.
	It's damaging the marriages.
	And the lies are it helps teenagers develop, right?
	It helps you understand your sexuality.
	It helps spice up your marriage.
	These are the lies, but it looks like it's doing the opposite.
	Well, yeah, so I guess, like, based based on what you're saying here, I think maybe the argument comes down to two different things.
	What's the major concern?
	So, like, who are you trying to protect with a ban, for example?
	Are you trying to protect adults?
	Are you trying to protect children or both?
	Like, what is the main issue?
	I mean, obviously, from what you're saying, it sounds like kids.
	Kids are the main concerns.
	But that's bombs of marriage, too.
	I'm saying it's like the culture, the value.
	But I mean, just to play devil's advocate here, is that not up to the adult and the person who's, I mean, if you're going and watching porn as an adult, that's kind of your choice.
	I mean, it's not really up to a government or legislative body to mandate what you can and cannot access in that regard, provided that, I mean, and then you bring this whole thing brings up the whole thing of trafficked people and non-consensual acts on camera and all that sort of stuff.
	And that's a whole issue unto itself.
	But let's, for argument's sake, say that everything is consensual here.
	Is that not up to you as an adult to do that?
	I mean, that's sort of your choice, right?
	Kids, I think it's a completely different matter because, I mean, we have this argument going in society presently that basically is discussing how we're exposing children to things that are completely destroying their innocence.
	I mean, you think about it, like, what, 50 years ago, this really wasn't an issue because these things were sort of growing in their demand and what have you, but it still wasn't nearly as bad as it is today.
	So, if we're really solely talking about children here as the main issue, then the thing is that it comes down to how much responsibility do parents have and how much responsibility does the government have in stopping this sort of thing.
	So, I think you've got two really like major arguments.
	And I think the adults thing and the children thing is separate when it comes to this debate.
	Do you think so, though?
	Because what frustrates me about this is I'm a little bit split here because I don't think you can genuinely say that porn adds value to our culture or society.
	Like, I know someone might make that argument, but I think genuinely, it's kind of like maybe with alcohol, too, when someone says, would you admit that life would be technically better?
	And you go, yeah, I guess on a really rudimentary, like, spiritual, moral, physical sense, I could say, like, if you lived a life without alcohol, it's probably a better life.
	But then, of course, you can bring in the things like, oh, what about people with anxiety at parties and weddings, and it makes it fun and blah, blah, blah.
	And those are all fair arguments, too.
	So it's like with porn, it's like, well, what about, yeah, with masturbation?
	And people want to have pleasure or people want to, you know, voy or whatever.
	Sure, no, I'm just saying it's a pleasure.
	So I get it, and it's a freedom.
	It's like, you can't you do things with, these are adults.
	Let's just look at porn that's consenting adults.
	Adults that consented to be on camera, blah, blah, blah.
	Yes, but I think that the argument against banning porn like affects me negatively in the fact that like once it's already this prevalent and out there, I don't know what a ban could do, kind of like the war on drugs.
	Like once the drug culture started and it went out, it doesn't seem like the war on drugs a stats show hasn't really helped.
	And I'm not saying that that means that we go and legalize all drugs or whatnot.
	I just see that it looks like we live in an imperfect world and the government stepping in and trying to play God for the people doesn't end up looking like it actually helps the country after the fact.
	I think if we had banned porn initially and it wasn't produced and we could have gone into the future without porn as a part of our culture, I think that would have been more beneficial.
	But it's like, well, what do we do now?
	Now that there's over 10 million videos on just one site, there's ways around it.
	Kids are smart.
	I mean, is there an easy solution to this?
	And that's why I don't like the argument against it because it's just like, if we just ban it, it's going to fix it.
	And then if you say, I don't want it to ban, they go, oh, so you think porn's good for the culture?
	And you go, no, I'm not saying that.
	I'm just saying that I think that we don't know what to do.
	And I always think I err on the side of more freedom than less.
	When the conservatives go and go, so you're not a conservative.
	I never said, I mean, I'm not as conservative as some people.
	And the liberals go, we should have unrestricted access.
	I go, there's a balance somewhere in here, but the argument can't be decided in one week on Twitter.
	Like, this has to become a public conversation.
	And it needs to become something that we discuss for some time to look at the ramifications of our decisions.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, it's not this easy.
	It's just, yeah, let's just leave it and let's just ban it.
	We've got to actually be taught.
	It shows people.
	We need to figure this out to let the best idea succeed.
	Because I think if we do anything too rationally, and definitely what we're doing now is not good for our culture.
	Like, the way that porn is easily accessible by children is not the way it should be.
	I know it should.
	I know that's the access to porn is too easy for children.
	I think we need to scare them away with like an ad campaign.
	That's like if you watch porn, you'll be blind or you'll be able to do it.
	Like the AIDS ones that were coming out like years ago.
	Or like the marijuana ones from 100 years ago.
	You know what you should do?
	Chuck one of the Aussie ones on screen of those like the AIDS.
	Yeah, I want to put on this ad real fast.
	We're going to cue this advice.
	I'm going to scare the kids away from it, right?
	I saw an ad that smoking may actually be the leading cause of homosexuality.
	We're going to cue that.
	It's okay to smoke.
	So they're voicing over how stupid the commercials are.
	Basically, they don't work, right?
	It's like if you just took the audio out, you have no idea what's going on.
	You could make it say anything you wanted to.
	It's just stupid, they're saying.
	Like you're making an anti-smoking campaign, but it actually looks like these boys are going in the bathroom to hook up.
	Like it doesn't look like they're going to go smoke.
	They're like touching each other's hands, like looking at each other, sneaking into a restroom together while no one's looking.
	It's like, yikes.
	Love it.
	That's exactly what it is.
	Didn't you know that smoking is the leading cause of homosexuality?
	It is.
	All right.
	All right.
	Well, we don't have that argument settled.
	Do you have that argument settled?
	Please let us know in the comments.
	We're going to continue to talk about that actually.
	We're going to do some street stuff.
	It might already be actually out by the time this is released.
	But I want to keep that argument open.
	I want to talk about this more in the future as we develop this conversation.
	But I want to get into our next segment, which is actually speaking of children, it's The West Has Fallen, which is our segment where we look at how badly we have fallen as a society.
	This isn't a very long segment, but basically, you brought up this post.
	You sent me this.
	What went through your mind when you saw this?
	I was very disturbed.
	And I was not surprised to see Pete Buddhajej, Mayor Pete.
	What a loser.
	I was not surprised to see him up there advocating for it.
	It was pretty sick.
	It's like a child basically talking about abortion and the rights and blah, blah, blah.
	And it's like, that's something a kid shouldn't even know about.
	And the fact that the kid does know about that and that's their take on it is just like really scary.
	Gets back to like the parents of the trans kids, stuff like that, where it's just like, what's going on at home?
	What are you being groomed to become?
	Super scary.
	I call it Satanic Adjacent on Twitter.
	People like that.
	And it is Satanic Adjacent.
	Kids advocating to kill kids.
	Let's cue the clip.
	I believe that you make your decision whether you're going to have a child and then the decision is made and the abortion is not part of it.
	I expect a lot from you.
	What do you think about that?
	Well, thanks for, first of all, thanks for being here.
	Thanks for being here.
	Mayor Pete, six weeks on Toy Story.
	And I wish I was as tuned into big issues when I was seven as you seem.
	You wish you were tuned into abortion at seven?
	This is a hard issue for us.
	They also have the sign language interpreter, which I think is fine, but we're just like deaf people getting skunked before this, not able to listen to anything, because now they're everywhere.
	What was going on before this?
	The way I think about it.
	Closed captioning.
	Ah.
	Okay.
	It's about drawing the line.
	I think.
	I mean, I'm not deaf.
	Following our own beliefs, have a different idea about where to draw the line.
	Oh, Mayor Pete.
	Aren't you so sensitive?
	And that's the person making the decision.
	That's the woman in question.
	And I trust women to make that choice.
	I don't think that choice is easy.
	I know you're discussing the other guy because we gotta say no.
	Good job.
	You did what mom told you.
	Yeah, you said the script.
	Good job.
	Good job, Pete.
	You said what you know you needed to do to get the applause.
	Can I just say that these guys don't even say the same thing?
	Like, at least if we're going to talk about abortion, can we at least talk about it honestly?
	Like, can we look at it in a little more detail?
	Like, hey, there's different stages of pregnancy.
	People have arguments about sentience.
	People have arguments about the development and where the baby heads.
	Some people think that there's a certain point when it becomes a baby.
	The heartbeats.
	Can you at least be honest and say, hey, this is a complicated issue?
	The science isn't settled.
	People aren't settled.
	The religious, the a-religious have different perspectives, etc.
	Scientists and the populace are at odds.
	Just like, why can't you just be honest and just say, we're trying to figure this out?
	This is a place of contention.
	And you little shit, you need to go back home wherever you keep.
	No, I'm just kidding.
	No, no, don't talk about it.
	No Christmas cards.
	Yeah, no Christmas cards for you.
	You know, you can talk to me about abortion, but don't write, don't write me a card.
	Yeah, well, that's it, huh?
	No, but okay, but you, but this is a real contentious issue.
	I mean, I just think that him saying, telling a kid, I wish I was more tuned into the abortion debate at seven, is just stupid.
	But then I guess, I mean, look, I agree that putting a kid in that situation, I mean, there's no, kids don't come to these conclusions on their own.
	This is all adult-driven.
	And that's, I mean, surely we can all agree that, you know, regardless if you're pro-choice, pro-life, that's not acceptable, at least in my opinion.
	I mean, I'm sure you guys are on the same page with that.
	But it's not acceptable because, I mean, you are indoctrinating your kid into a viewpoint that they, you know, ordinarily would probably arrive at one way or another on their own.
	They might come to that perspective through whatever, you know, as they get older.
	Or they might have a completely different opinion.
	The point is that if you're telling your kid to think that, there's a bit of an issue here.
	But I guess as I'm watching that, I'm thinking, as someone who likes to sort of sit on the fence sometimes with particular topics and issues and things, would you guys have a problem when someone brings their child to a pro-life picketing rally thing?
	Is that a problem?
	I think if you, I think the point of the matter is, no, I think the point, you said sitting on the fence, the picketing.
	No, I'm saying, because like people, people abomination.
	No, no, but my bad.
	But kids V uses political stuff the other way.
	Yeah, so that's that's my question is, yeah, exactly what Fleck has just said.
	I mean, so people attack you, and that's why like this is one of those arguments that I like to step back from just because people attack you no matter what you say.
	But my question here is simply, if it was a kid who was pro-choice, sorry, pro-life, with their parents at a thing, you know, picketing, would that be okay with you?
	I have a good answer for this.
	I mean, because I think this is a moral, to me, this is more of a moral argument and scientific and moral argument because science, you can't have science without ethics.
	No, that's what I'm saying.
	So like for me, it's like, I know this might sound a little bit basically, it might sound a little bit reductionistic, but if you look at an argument, like, oh, so like, would you take your kids to a conference for purity?
	Or and then would you then get mad at someone for like showing their kid porn?
	It's like, yeah, because I think that the morally right thing to do, I think it's okay to put kids in positions to advocate for things that are morally good and right and pure and wholesome.
	And I think abortion is an abomination.
	I think it takes a life.
	So that's in my view, having a kid advocate for something and talk about something that is clearly something that even when people get into, it's when they're sexually active and they're older and they feel desperate and there's a lot of complicated reasons of why people get abortions, right?
	There's reasons why they do it.
	I think a lot of most of the reasons I think are just convenience and I think that they don't know how to keep their legs closed and guys don't know how to respect women period and people don't seem to understand what condoms are.
	Well, I'm just saying, but on the other end, I think that, yeah, I don't think it's wrong.
	I would think that it would be weird to take a seven-year-old and like show them an abortion video and be like, they ripped these limbs off of a baby.
	It's like, maybe they're like seven.
	You don't need to show them that.
	But saying, hey, people do take lives of children in the womb.
	And we're going to go say that this is, we want to stand against violence of children.
	I would advocate for that.
	But how is that?
	I mean, that's fine because I mean, like you're saying, you know, it's for you, it's a moral thing.
	But that's not the question here.
	My question is: is it okay to use your kid still as a political prop just because it furthers your political opinion?
	Because these parents are over here probably thinking this is a perspective that I have.
	I'm telling my kid to say this thing, or I've talked to them about it, and they've come to this conclusion.
	I wouldn't take my kid to a political rally and have them ask a question of politicians.
	That's what you're asking?
	No.
	Right.
	But I'd go to like a private rally, like something like a march for life or something.
	What if they did that in reverse?
	I'm just playing to a loud.
	Yeah, that's fine.
	Because I think that not enough people talk about this rationally because everyone's just too busy screaming at each other from across the void.
	But the question is, is it okay?
	Dude, literally across the void.
	Well, I think it is okay in the case of the pro-life.
	Because think about it this way, too.
	Remember the school shooting, and a lot of the kids that were under 18, the kids became public figures.
	There was one side advocating pretty much anti-constitutional values, whatever you want to call it.
	And there was one side of young kids that were like pro-Constitution.
	So you don't want kids getting involved, but if someone's fundamentally sound in their argument, they're like, oh, we should respect the Constitution.
	I'm 17, but I still get that.
	It's like, what comes first?
	I think the sound argument, and I think with the abortion thing, I don't think you can really be pro-choice unless you've seen what an abortion is.
	You know what it looks like.
	You've researched it a little bit.
	Because I think the trick being told to everyone is, oh, it's a clump of cells.
	It's a woman's right to choose.
	It's her body, her choice.
	It's just a clump of cells.
	It's a procedure.
	It's no big deal.
	And if you believe that, probably like that little girl does, something along those lines of like a woman deciding, not even knowing what she's signing up for, once you go down that road where you're advocating for something without knowing anything about it, it gets a little murky.
	So I think the pro-life kids in this example, they just want more babies.
	And that's like a cool, fundamental place to start.
	But that's, again, it's not the question I'm asking.
	Is it okay to take your kid to a political event?
	Because they have the right political views.
	Yeah, but that's it.
	And that's saying it is a joke, but everyone arrives at this truth, provided they are.
	If you're in the gun debate and you're on the side of the Constitution, go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	With children, ethics are important.
	That's my point.
	Of course.
	Of course, of course.
	No, no, really.
	But with what it is, though.
	But that's what it comes down to.
	And they think they're on the right side.
	It's the same thing.
	Exactly.
	So you would have a liberal.
	They're satanic.
	You would have.
	Satanic to Jason.
	You would have a liberal watching this, say, or someone who's pro-choice, or, you know, maybe not even pro-choice.
	Maybe I think there's a lot of pro-choice people who have.
	Actually, I'm not going to go down that road.
	But I think there's a lot of rational pro-choice people who would agree that's not okay.
	There's probably heaps of them.
	But the thing, again, it's just that we like to base our arguments around what our actual perspectives are, and that's when it's okay when kids are not going to be able to get away from that.
	I mean, we're talking about killing kids.
	I mean, that's what they're talking about.
	I'm not talking about that.
	I'm talking about whether or not it's okay to include your kids in a political discussion.
	Oh, it's totally okay.
	But I think simplifying an argument, like, I'm really, like, I don't compromise on this argument.
	Like, by the way, I did an entire seven-month deep, deep research into this.
	Like, meaning even in college, it was like an ethics class, and this was one of the topics I really looked into.
	And I came out, I try to keep it with an open mind.
	But after debating professors, teachers, people, and really getting into this, I found that the arguments for abortion were much more just about convenience and sexual liberation than they were about anything else in the end.
	And I know that there's minor nuances of things like for when, for instance, when children, there's like these ectopic pregnancies, or for instance, mothers, I guess, during childbirth go through complications and you don't know who to take a life, blah, blah, blah.
	Sure, those are minor instances, and I think that's up for people to debate those instances.
	But even simplifying the debate as abortion is already too reductionist because it's saying, oh, yeah, just like abortion's abortion.
	It's like, no, there's a difference between a medical procedure where you're literally choosing between lives and this is a complicated, like, this is literally a Hippocratic oath problem of you are supposed to protect life and whose life do you protect?
	That's a medical question of like the value of whose life is more.
	But the idea of when you're not ready to become a mother or whether or not you're going to be poor with the child, should the child grow up in poverty, these tend to be underlying arguments.
	And so when I look at this with a kid, it's like when you're talking and you're even telling a kid like the argument is a mother's right to choose and a woman's right.
	It already shows me that you are morally bankrupting that child with false political propaganda to make them think that they are doing something good when in fact they're fighting for the devil.
	And so like, and I believe that.
	Like, and you don't believe in the devil.
	It's like you're fighting to kill children and you're telling your kid you're a sick, disgusting piece of shit, parent, because you're telling your kid specifically, yeah, it's this argument that's used and I'm going to brainwash you.
	And I would say on the right, if somebody took a right-wing argument and brainwashed their kid to fight for something right-wing that's wrong, whether it would be an extreme idea or whatever, I don't think abortion is a moderate idea.
	I think it's an extreme left-wing idea.
	The most extreme.
	I think it's more extreme than communism.
	The idea of sacrificing children.
	It's like old Molex style religiosity.
	And so to me, it's like, but I'm not, I'm also not opposed to people who I've debated.
	I don't mind talking to people or people who think differently.
	I've just come to that conclusion.
	And that, my faith, my belief, and understanding of even just basic scientific ethics shows me that this is, it's, it's disgusting.
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	I used to be so pro-choice like a couple years ago.
	I'd be like, yeah, no, less babies, like whenever you want to get rid of it, just like less, less, less.
	And now if the case of rape in my head, I'm like, I don't know.
	All right.
	And that's how we roll.
	Welcome back to the second segment.
	We took a little break there.
	As you can see, the lights are blinking because we got a hot, we're continuing this topic on abortion, which, of course, is both mine, Sidney's, and Austin's favorite non-controversial topic.
	No, but anyways, as we just ended that last segment, Austin was about to make a statement.
	So go ahead and say what you're going to say.
	Is that it?
	Thanks for this setup.
	No, I was just going to say, adding to Sidney's point from before, I agree that kids shouldn't be in politics, but the reality is that there are kids in politics.
	So it's like, same with pop culture, too.
	Same with pop culture and culture in general.
	It's like, yeah, politics and pop culture shouldn't mix and entertainment shouldn't mix, but it is.
	So we might as well get in and play the game.
	So I'm not for kids in politics, but if there are going to be kids in politics, I want them saying what I think.
	Well, that's what I love.
	I mean, as long as you can admit that, then that's the only thing that's going to be.
	I want no kids in politics.
	That's it.
	What if a kid's going to be in politics and be wrong?
	You shouldn't be saying what I think.
	You know, and be doing what the devil wants her to do.
	And then saying the wrong things.
	Maybe you should have practiced what you preached and aborted that kid.
	Is that what that's what some people?
	No, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just saying.
	I'm just saying.
	I'm not uptight.
	I'm not uptight.
	Oh, oh, you're not uptight.
	We said Buddha Judge, he's not uptight either.
	But also, I was going to say, also, what these half-slip-ins of like all these.
	No, he's not.
	He's a very relaxed guy.
	He's really relaxed.
	He's always just chilling in his tie.
	I've never seen a person more relaxed while wearing a tie in my life.
	I've never heard Elijah use double speak ever.
	That's just, he doesn't do that.
	Yeah.
	I saw a meme that said, it said, oh, what am I going to do here?
	Insert the wrong joke at the wrong time.
	And that was like my life motto.
	That's you.
	It was like, oh, is someone there a place that can do this, say the wrong thing at the wrong time?
	When you get into like new social situations with people who don't know you, this happened.
	You just introduced Elijah.
	No, this happened with Elijah.
	I literally, it was you and your wife, and we were doing a double date.
	The first time he met someone, can I tell the story?
	Yeah, that's fine.
	This is not even on YouTube.
	And I literally go, Elijah, I'm like, yeah, I'm bringing this person over for dinner.
	This is like over a year ago.
	And I was like, can you just like, you know, be a cool guy, whatever.
	The girl comes in, my date.
	He meets, she meets Elijah.
	She meets Kezia.
	And then before she even takes her coat off, Elijah mentioned that his uncle had an erectile dysfunction problem and that they didn't figure it out till the wedding night.
	And then now he's gay or something.
	I was like, dude, like, she just got here.
	Her coat's still on.
	I just like a second ago.
	And I was like, oh.
	So, yeah, that's like Elijah's.
	It's such an elijah.
	This is why I'm terrified to find someone and then introduce him to any of you.
	It was a relevant topic.
	We were eating sausages.
	It was sausage.
	It was sausage.
	The door had just closed.
	She had her coat on and was like, oh.
	I mean, but the question here is, was there a second date?
	Was there a follow-up?
	No, but that's my choice.
	Yeah.
	Elijah, you are, you are cock blocking to the extreme right now.
	Just putting the cock and cock block, one erectile topic.
	See, he's just, can we just, you need to go in the ocean.
	Yeah.
	Out, out, out.
	The ocean is anything.
	He's just fling you in the sea.
	Concluding the abortion debate.
	I'm glad I was born.
	That's the truth.
	Next segment is: you're not woke enough, Karen.
	And it's said like that.
	You're not woke enough, Karen.
	Because, you know, Karen is, she's a middle-aged woman.
	She's trying to be relevant.
	She doesn't want to be a boomer.
	She just wants to like, you know, she's a Generation X. She's trying to stay relevant.
	And she needs to make sure, like, well, how do I not have ignorant and copious amounts of debts and problems getting financially stable and married like the millennials while also not being a baby boomer and ruin the entire country?
	And she wants to speak to your manager.
	I mean, that's the biggest part.
	Oh, yeah.
	She has a great short haircut.
	It's above, it's definitely above shoulder length.
	And we're going to look at, this is where we look at woke culture.
	Just how you can't get woke enough in the culture.
	Basically, Chris Pratt, you like, I was like, her to go, and yeah.
	Yeah.
	He's a.
	There he is.
	Daddy.
	Like, you say that.
	You say that like jerkingly, but I'm pretty sure I would actually, I'm not going to comment.
	Elijah, feel in what I would do to Chris Pratt.
	Ooh, yikes.
	Actually, you're talking about Elijah being brutally inappropriate.
	Elijah, say something really sensitive.
	There would not be an erectile dysfunction problem probably there.
	Yeah, because I am also a guy.
	Yeah, that's not what I expected you to say, Elijah.
	You didn't really hope that you're not.
	Who needs porn when you have Chris Pratt?
	Yeah, so speaking of Chris Pratt, so he's a pretty healthy guy, pretty good shit.
	Looks like it, looks like it.
	Wearing one of those tank tops.
	I feel like it's really cringy when men wear those tank tops.
	I've always thought those were like really bizarre.
	Like, I didn't know that was.
	I know that they sell those to men.
	And this is coming from a guy who has always bought bizarre clothing.
	So this should be an insult to the companies that make them.
	Like, I've worn clothing not even humans should wear.
	It's like, I believe it's a really bad stuff.
	Do you have any pictures of that?
	We probably do.
	I have some pictures of Elijah wearing some really bad stuff.
	Not like in a weird way.
	This is a guy also who has a Kim Jong-un sweater with like rockets on it.
	We already went over that.
	But this guy, you know, he's wearing a weird thing, but it's some advertisement.
	And the worst thing happened.
	You notice in his hand, he's holding a plastic bottle.
	A single use.
	A single use possible.
	The people are pissed.
	This is a woken of culture.
	So he's healthy, right?
	He's healthy.
	He's modest.
	He's not like not flexing too much.
	He's not being like prideful.
	He's not, you know, I mean, he's just like a normal guy.
	He's not like wearing, it's not like an underwear ad, where they're like, This is a married man.
	Nothing like wholesome about this.
	It's just you look at this picture, it looks like a normal shot, and he's holding a plastic bottle, and they are pissed because he didn't use a reusable water bottle.
	Like, that's really innovative.
	Who was it who called him out, though?
	Aquaman, was it?
	Yeah, oh, Aquaman, please save us.
	Jason Mamoa, tell us how to live.
	Is there a real Aquaman was a bad movie?
	I mean, they wrote seahorses, shirtless men in sea horses.
	I just hate that guy.
	I'm straight female.
	I ain't, I ain't, I ain't complaining.
	Oh, you liked the movie?
	I like it.
	Would you like more seahorses?
	The shirtless man's hot.
	You know what?
	I don't get the like mass appeal because you know, he he's I'm not into long hair on men, I gotta be honest, but I am not complaining.
	I'm not ever complaining.
	He seems like someone that would like slap your back too hard when laughing about a joke, like, girl, while you're drinking water.
	Like, chill, Jason Mamoa.
	Yeah, he would like tell you, like, that, like, he would tell you that he was able to drink, like, you got drunk off two beers and he's able to drink 12, and you find out it's Coors Light that he's drinking.
	Like, he's definitely one of those guys.
	And he tells you he drinks them because it's like, because the mountain gets blue, and you always know it's like, it's a good night when the mountain gets blue.
	And you go, dude, that's gay.
	Yeah.
	He definitely is not as fun as he thinks to talk to after ripping lines of Coke.
	He probably thinks he's a hilarious, cool guy, but he's just loud and brrrrr.
	Yeah, and he drinks.
	Literally, if you are you allowed to even come on the show if you drink Coors Light, I don't even know.
	That should be.
	We should have a list of rules.
	We need to make a board here of a list of rules of people who can't come on, and one should say Coor's Light drinkers.
	Do you drink Coors Light sometimes?
	Have you?
	Probably.
	Gotcha.
	Get the hell out of my studio.
	You're never coming back.
	No one named Mayor Jackson.
	I walked right into that one.
	He really is.
	Yes, if I did, I see.
	But it gets worse.
	It gets worse.
	Okay, it gets worse.
	So the director of Charlie's Angels, did you guys see the new Charlie's Angels?
	No, but hold on.
	Let's break this down for a second because the man with too long a hair who taps you too hard on the back, who drinks Coors Light, he had a single-use plastic bottle in one of his pictures at a giant hypocrite.
	Glass houses, Jason Mamoa.
	Don't sleep with that man.
	You don't know what he's doing.
	Oh, no.
	No, that guy doesn't care about the turtles.
	What a turtle.
	Yeah.
	I bet he uses straws.
	I bet he's just got a mountain of straws at his head.
	Yeah, he's disgusting.
	But anyway, we know that he likes riding seahorses.
	That's another thing.
	I don't like smoking.
	I don't consider men masculine who ride seahorses.
	Just not on the top of my understanding of culture.
	But the water doesn't end here.
	So the director of Charlie's Angels, I was going to say, you probably haven't seen it.
	Nobody's seen it.
	Has anyone in this room seen the New Charlie's Angels?
	No.
	Has anyone in America seen Charlie's Angels?
	I didn't even know it was out when people were complaining about it.
	And I was like, New Charlie's Angels.
	What?
	Since when?
	What was wrong with the originals?
	I mean, there was a remake.
	There was one, and then there was a remake, and now there's another remake.
	Well, they put a lesbian and they put a bunch of girls.
	Like, they try to make it.
	Because there's no trans women in the Charlie's Angels.
	Can women still have a damage?
	But then that would make sense when a man, a woman who's a man, could beat someone up with another man, and you'd be like, oh, that guy used to be a son of a man.
	Have you ever fought a lesbian?
	No.
	It's not that the hits hurt.
	It's just they do it with such a cold heart that when you hit them back, you realize not only did you just hit a woman, but it's a woman who just doesn't care about life.
	And it's really, really a sad thing.
	Which is interesting.
	You know, I don't know if you watch UFC.
	Women don't really have knockout power.
	Like, they hit each other really hard, and sometimes they get knocked out, but it's not like a knockout power.
	So in this movie, like, you know, Elizabeth Banks is going to go knock out these like security guys that have like earpieces in it and automatic weapons.
	It's like, she's not in the movie, though.
	She just directed it.
	Did you also see that recent lesbian, Keaton Hill, the activist from the college campus who was hitting people?
	He was like completely hit shapping people.
	Yeah.
	He's pissed.
	He's got something wrong with them.
	I think that's what I think.
	How is that, Elijah?
	He goes like this.
	He literally slaps them like this.
	And someone said, that's what someone told me.
	They're like, is that you?
	They put up this person, put up a picture of both of us, like, oh, way to talk.
	It looks like you.
	Like, basically, making, again, the racist stereotype that all white people look the same.
	And I said, dude, if I was going to bitch slap someone, I would at least do it with a little more force and accuracy.
	Like, because you don't flick the wrist then.
	You got to come in and go and then do the nice right in the face.
	Wow.
	If I was to be a liberal activist and beat up black people because they think differently than me, I would at least do it with more force.
	Well, that's always good.
	Yeah.
	I'm glad that we know that now.
	Thank you.
	He's Keen Hill.
	By the way, are you allowed to call a guy a lesbian?
	Or is that lesbophobic?
	I just don't really understand how you can categorize people anymore.
	You know what?
	Just don't say anything alive.
	Doesn't matter.
	Yeah, it doesn't matter.
	It's just best to term anyone.
	Listen to this, though.
	She's not woke enough.
	Actress and filmmaker Elizabeth Banks is pretty much woke as far as woke standards in Hollywood go.
	For example, 45-year-old avid Planned Parenthood supporter recently created a terrible feminist film of Charlie's Angels reboot that bombed the box office.
	And when it tanked, Banks naturally blamed sexism in the men.
	True story.
	But she's not woke enough, apparently.
	On Wednesday, the Hunger Games actress was dragged on social media for a supposedly insensitive and tone-deaf health tip about drinking water.
	Drink the water, children.
	Banks captioned a post containing two side-by-side photos of herself.
	The first photo is labeled beginning of the decade and the second end of the decade, which, to be fair, good for her.
	She looks really good.
	She does look really good, yeah.
	She looks great.
	Folks online said Banks' sustaining good looks can likely be credited towards injecting the four skins of children.
	I'm just kidding.
	No, they really do that, though.
	You know about that one.
	Can be accredited to factors other than just drinking water, such as her wealth.
	That's not true.
	Have you seen Post Malone or like Billie Eilish?
	Very wealthy, unhealthy-looking individuals.
	Really, really.
	Post Malone, I heard, actually doesn't smell the way he looks.
	Oh, that's always good.
	He follows Ben Shapiro on Twitter.
	And he carries a gun.
	I thought he passed it.
	He's open carry.
	He gets it.
	I think when the world kind of burns down and the progressive lefts go back to wherever they came from, I think he'll be one of the celebrities that's like chill and is normal and speaks out and isn't like a psycho-rabid leftist.
	I think he likes us.
	I think he got depressed and he realized he's famous.
	My life's in danger.
	I need a gun.
	That's what you start to mature.
	He's like, I need to make sure I have a gun visible.
	I think he's a country boy in and out.
	And he just got rich.
	And now he's a rich guy with a gun.
	He drinks.
	He looks like a meth addict, though.
	I love it.
	He kept him on the show.
	He smells.
	And I'll talk about it.
	He smells.
	We just established that he doesn't smell.
	No, people said that he smells like malt liquor.
	Oh.
	And B.O.
	And he looks like he does.
	Who said that, though?
	I was just going on Twitter.
	There was a whole controversy.
	He had to come out and say, look, guys, I smell like a normal person.
	I shower all the time.
	I thought we all smell like malt liquor and B.O.
	Oh, well, yeah, I know.
	I feel like that's a Hollywood thing.
	Just in LA?
	It's like when you meet someone here, it's like, oh, you don't smell like malt liquor and B.O.?
	No, I don't.
	Like, you have set in human shit today?
	No, you either?
	No.
	For you.
	Yeah, but to say this with the water thing, I just want to say the left has now taken down political correctness down to the way that you consume your water and the way that you talk about water.
	Meaning, you can't win with them.
	I just call this a farce.
	I just say you can't be woke enough.
	If water's not on the table anymore and it can't even be in the bottle, then where do we put the water?
	That's a good question.
	I don't even have an answer for that.
	Over to you, Austin.
	I only drink bottled water.
	I drink single-use bottled waters.
	I probably drink 10 a day.
	I feel like American water is in this particular area.
	It's not that good.
	I mean, I feel like if you don't want to actually get tuberculosis, maybe the place to drink it from is a bottle, a single-use bottle.
	I just buy cases and cases of Dasane.
	Yeah.
	And Fresca.
	Your death clock is ticking.
	This is their reverse.
	Do you want to destroy the planet or do you want tuberculosis?
	This is the question.
	Yeah, and that brings us to our last segment, actually, which is the favorite thing that happened this week or favorite thing you saw this week, which is, I really enjoy this one.
	Austin came prepared.
	Your favorite thing of the week.
	Did you come prepared this time?
	No, but I can pull one out.
	All right.
	All right.
	Let me start with my favorite thing of the week.
	I would say my favorite thing of the week was the video.
	It was actually the front of our last podcast, but it was a video going around of the trans activists that lobbied Olympia, Washington, because on Trans Remembrance Day, they held their hearings in a building with police officers and not enough wheelchair accessible ramps.
	And it was, even though they were having a little trans remembrance day, like they gave a holiday to trans people.
	There wasn't enough ramps and they couldn't, they said they didn't want police in City Hall.
	Like they were mad that there's police presence in City Hall.
	And they said, How dare you?
	Do we have that?
	I hope so.
	They copied Greta.
	People are copying Greta Thunberg with her speech.
	See, the guy copied it.
	He wheeled up in a wheelchair, which is totally cool.
	Green hair.
	Love the mossy, moldy look.
	Gotta go for it.
	And the future is disabled, all for it.
	Not a problem with it.
	But the speech is what I had a problem with.
	And you don't get a pass just because you're disabled or trans.
	If you want to ridicule and berate the government.
	Oh, yeah.
	You've seen this in Australia, right?
	Yes.
	Can we go back?
	Yeah.
	You never seen that.
	Hey.
	Can we watch this robot?
	Can we watch this robot?
	Groundbreaking.
	The Royal Majesty.
	I just want to say, how dare you corrupt the symbols of my trans and gay siblings while also having those very same symbols protected by people who are meant to womenate us.
	How dare you?
	And how dare you?
	You're too woke, sir.
	Go back to bed.
	I don't have anything to say.
	I just, it's like, is that real?
	Is that real?
	The thing that makes me the most uncomfortable about that is that little bit of spit that's just here.
	I thought it was a toothpick and he was cool.
	I thought he was laughing.
	I thought he was dang.
	That would be the greatest trolley.
	Wheeler and be like, I'm dang.
	Like, I would be trying not to laugh, too.
	I mean, serious.
	This reminds me of like Kene from South Park.
	She said it.
	She said it.
	Oh, I'm just.
	If you cut some eye camera during the whole time that was going, I wasn't laughing at all.
	I was laughing at you not laughing.
	Okay.
	I wouldn't laugh at that.
	That'd be disgusting.
	Yeah, me too.
	To hell with those.
	I literally said you're going to hell if you laughed at that.
	Good.
	Oh, I guess I'm going to hell.
	I think I will just tear myself out.
	What was your favorite thing of the week?
	I drank a lot of frescas this week.
	I drank, I think, I think I drank 12 frescas in one day.
	Do people know what frescas are?
	Well, basically, it's the better version of LaCroix.
	LaCroix, which I had today, is disgusting.
	No offense.
	I'm going to drink Goodalisia.
	What do you think?
	It's disgusting.
	I had a fresco.
	It was fantastic.
	I basically had my brain replaced water and fresco for like two days, and I had, I think, 20 frescoes in two days.
	That's my favorite thing.
	There's a lot of aspartame.
	I know.
	It's not good.
	It's not good.
	It's not good for me.
	Okay.
	Well, guys, we promote aspartame on the show.
	And Cindy, close it off.
	What's your favorite moment of the week?
	Well, I saw this morning that Walmart had to apologize because they brought out a Christmas sweater that says, Let it snow with lines of cocaine.
	And I wish I could find them online and then buy one for all of us.
	That's true.
	Or the guy, buy it for the guy who plays Aquaman.
	He's like, hell yeah.
	I'm so much fun to do Coke with.
	Well, I was happy YouTuber on that.
	Yeah.
	Those are the kind of guys who crush beer cans in the honey go.
	And they throw it on, they throw it on the floor.
	Yeah, they just use their bicep.
	Just one of those.
	And they just like throw it and you go, dude, you could do that.
	It was way extra.
	You could have just put, you could have put that girl's drink in the trash can like with a normal person.
	Yeah.
	There's an urban legend that Lawrence Taylor used to chug an entire picture of margarita, then eat the glass picture.
	It's true, folks.
	Anyways, as promised, as we would end this, this ends with Sydney decided she's going to eat $120,000 piece of art.
	Can you get that off your thing there?
	I think it made it kind of easy.
	By the way, because guys can't eat.
	The only well meet Pete Butige can eat a banana in public.
	Everybody knows if you're a guy, there's only certain ways you can eat a banana in public as a guy, or else people ridicule you, which is really homophobic that you can't eat art in public anymore without finding people speaking slurs against you.
	Can imagine just eating modern art in a public setting?
	You have to do it slowly, too.
	Yeah.
	All right, here we go.
	You're not going to do anything weird with this.
	No, she's just going to eat the art.
	I don't even want to watch.
	Because I feel like it's like a weird thing.
	No, she's just eating the art.
	I'm depressing it.
	It's a performance artist.
	It's a stern thing.
	It's a performance artist.
	Sit this segment out.
	This is what they did.
	Don't want to do it.
	This is what they did.
	She's reenacting.
	It's showing on the right side of her screen the guy eating it.
	She's reenacting the art.
	She's eating $120,000.
	I just want to show people how easy it is.
	It's bad for our investment.
	Yeah.
	Well, congratulations.
	Thank you guys always again for staying tuned for the worst show in history.
	My name is Elijah Schaefer.
	The host is slightly offensive.
	Have a great rest of the day.
	Thank you to our guests.

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