Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - California Just Got Worse | Final Fleccas Friday … in L.A.

Jan. 5, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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California Just Got Worse | Final Fleccas Friday … in L.A. | Ep 56

I’m only in California for 10 more days, but these will be the hardest. The most intense laws are restricting our every movement. Here’s what’s really happening in California.

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	I can't see your facial expressions because you have a mask on.
	So it's like, is it to keep us safe or is it to really have us connect even less?
	Before, we were on our cell phones not connecting.
	Now I look at you and I don't even know what you're feeling, man.
	Well, actually, you know, the people who benefit the most from these masks are ugly people.
	And criminals and criminals.
	You saw what happened to Dave Rubin?
	No.
	In one week, two people showed up at his house and they stole packages and all of his mail wearing masks.
	But of course, they didn't look like they were out of place because everyone looks like a criminal.
	I can't breathe in this.
	Yeah, every time I go into the store, every time I go into the grocery store or even like the bank and it's like, all right, time to go in the bank, mask up.
	It's like, I feel like I'm rabbin the place.
	Now's a good time to shoot that kind of content.
	The masks are bad for people with asthma.
	I already have a hard time breathing as it is.
	I was suffocating in this, literally.
	That was really, it's hard to wear these things.
	This is abuse for people with autoimmune disorders.
	And I've heard that overweight people have problems with this too.
	If you have a cloth mask, that's what I've heard.
	But like even going up the stairs in your house, even bringing the groceries in that time, that heavy breathing, it's like you kind of don't catch your breath for like a few seconds.
	You're like, oh.
	Well, and I know, and I know that we don't know anything about being overweight.
	This is what I've heard.
	But you're also sweating because you're in such good shape.
	You should probably wipe your forehead with this with this mask.
	I was just working out.
	Yeah, it's just working out.
	Really buff guy.
	Anyway, welcome back to Slightly Offensive with your favorite host, me, Elijah Schaefer.
	My guest today is Austin Fletcher, who is the host of the show, Fleckus Talks, the Show, as well as Fleckus Talks exclusive.
	Fleckus Talks.
	Flex exclusive, Fleckus Games.
	We're also coming out with the Spice Line coming out in a month or so.
	And by spices, you don't mean that weird consumer drug that remember that came out for a while?
	Spice?
	People smoke spice.
	Smoke weed and it makes you go crazy.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, not that.
	This is going to be more steaks and meats and fish and that kind of stuff.
	It's going to be great.
	All right.
	Well, this show is going to be one for the books.
	We're going to be talking a lot about the most ridiculous things that happened.
	I mean, just to not even give it away.
	I'm not going to give a lot of it away.
	But I mean, we extended the stay-at-home orders here in Los Angeles, mandatory face masks now.
	And the extended stay-at-home orders, it was another three months and everyone's like, what the hell?
	And then they came out again.
	And the new quote was, safer at home.
	And it's just no deadline, no end date.
	Just kind of, hey, guys, we're safer at home.
	What?
	Yeah, just stay home.
	But actually, actually, we're going to talk about that.
	We're also going to get into this idea that everybody, I think, is just ultimately a pandemic grifter because everyone's just writing this out to get what they can out of it.
	That's, we're going to touch a little bit on the Ahmad Arbery case as well.
	And a little bit on ObamaGate tying this all in and just how ridiculous things are getting in the world.
	But before we jump into that, I want to give a big shout out to the sponsor of this show.
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	What is it?
	It's Black Rifle Coffee.
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	Anyway, let's just start.
	I can't wear the mask.
	This is the audio listeners are going to be very confused on why it keeps sounding like I'm muffled.
	And I was talking to my, I just did a video about this.
	I was talking to my doctor friend and he's like, if you're not familiar with the mask or used to wearing one, like if you're a doctor already, like you'll be touching it all the time and it ends up being worse.
	Just like what I'm assuming, like washing your hands at the airport.
	I don't do that.
	People think it's gross, but I think the bathroom's worse.
	I think it's disgusting.
	And let's talk about this case.
	So we're going to jump in the first one.
	I think touching the sink in the bath in the toilet room is a little bit worse than just kind of in and out, take me home, Toodles LAX.
	Well, you think about it.
	If you're in the airport, it's like you're not only touching your junk, you're touching the junk of many people.
	They're hot.
	They're adjusting their boxers.
	They're moving things around.
	It's really kind of disgusting.
	And that's what I want to talk about this.
	So things are getting kind of crazy.
	I think we woke up the other day and we just found out that they're extending the stay-at-home order for three more months.
	And we have this article that comes from the LA Times, which is that it kind of gets into this.
	But before we jump into this article, there's this guy.
	Did you see this video of this guy from Barstool?
	Have you seen this?
	This guy from Barstool.
	Have you seen him?
	Dave Portnoy.
	Who the hell is Dave Portnoy?
	You're going to have to edit that part out.
	This guy from Barstool?
	He doesn't work there.
	Doesn't he sell pizza?
	He's Dave Barstool.
	Oh, I thought he was just a guy that delivers pizza or something.
	Okay.
	Well, I've seen him like Deportnoy.
	El Prez.
	I don't mean to like, oh my God, but he is legit.
	His company is worth like half a billion dollars.
	All right, let's watch it.
	So he, so before we even jump into the story.
	He just recently got more YouTube followers than me, but for a while, fuck us was beating Barstool's YouTube.
	Whatever.
	Okay, Corona rant time.
	Whenever I do a Corona rant, half the people fing hate me, half love me.
	We'll see where this one lands.
	What the f is going on?
	When did this become flatten the curve, flatten the curve, flatten the curve to we have to find a cure or everyone's gonna die?
	Like Fauci seems like a nice enough dude.
	I've always been like, oh, no agenda.
	Looks like he could be maybe the grandfather in wedding crashers.
	Gets in front of the Senate.
	He's like, we reopen the country too quick.
	Everyone's dead.
	Where'd that come from?
	And the LA mayor.
	We're not opening the city till we find a cure.
	What?
	Find a cure?
	Who says we're going to find a cure?
	We haven't found a cure to cancer.
	It took AIDS 20 years or whatever.
	Do we even have a cure?
	So the economy's just shut down?
	All we've heard forever, flatten the curve, flatten the curve.
	Make sure this hospital beds.
	We're there.
	Now all of a sudden, it's like a 180.
	This is like taking a cross-country flight.
	Six hours.
	They tell you, flight six hours.
	Five hours and a half go by.
	They get on the intercom like, oh, just kidding.
	We have another 10 hours.
	You can't do that.
	People have been mentally preparing.
	We're doing what you ask.
	We've done exactly what you said.
	Now you're changing the rules.
	And some states are open, some close.
	LA shutting down, New York's shutting down.
	Arizona's opening.
	Florida's opening.
	Seems along political lines.
	What is going on?
	And what about people own businesses and economies and shit like that?
	You can't stay closed indefinitely.
	Imagine working for like a year, five years, 10 years, two decades, grinding your fingers to the bone to build the business.
	Barstool, thank God, will be all right.
	I'm talking about other businesses.
	People have jobs who've worked their whole f ⁇ ing lives off to put food on the table, create a happy living.
	They're just going to go out of business.
	They're going to wake up whenever this thing ends.
	Whenever the mayors say, oh, you can go back to work.
	Work to what?
	Your company's going to be out of business.
	The economy is going to be in the shitter.
	There's going to be no jobs.
	How the f are you going to pay for your family?
	Put food on the table.
	All that.
	Like, what are you doing?
	You're going to give these people a choice.
	If you told me, because of Corona, I lost Barstool.
	I had to go get a nine to five and start fing over.
	I'd rather die at Corona.
	Seriously.
	Or at least take my chances.
	I'm not saying everybody would do that.
	I would.
	But if I've dedicated 20 years of my life, I don't want to start over.
	I'll deal with Corona.
	You can't just make everybody stay inside and basically start over.
	It's insane.
	Like, what the f ⁇ do they think is going to happen?
	At some level, we've done what you've asked us to do.
	If you're that scared still of Corona, stay inside.
	The beds are open.
	It doesn't kill everybody.
	I get it.
	It's not a great option.
	There are no great options.
	But you can't just decimate the entire economy.
	How the f is that going to work?
	We're staying inside till there's a cure.
	When did that become the game?
	Who said we get the cure?
	That's not a guarantee.
	So we're just done as humans?
	Get the hell out of here.
	There's risk.
	We're Americans.
	You have to take risk.
	If people want to go out, they can go out.
	They want to stay in the sand.
	We've done what you've said.
	You can't just midstream be like, just kidding.
	Flat in the curve, flatten the curve.
	Uh-uh.
	Cure.
	What?
	When did this happen?
	When did this happen?
	And it can't sustain.
	At least we have a chance if we go out with Corona, like Switzerland and those places that just let it roll.
	We have no chance if you don't let people go outside.
	This country is going to be donezo.
	No one's going to have jobs.
	No one's going to have businesses.
	It's going to be done.
	It's over.
	Let me roll the dice and play with Corona, or at least give me the choice.
	That's all we want.
	Okay, so that guy is pissed.
	I'm pissed.
	I'm freaking pissed.
	I'm actually leaving.
	A friend of mine's going to leave.
	Listen to this stupid story that explains why Eric Garcetti, the tyrant, is extending the stay-at-home.
	This is real.
	I'm reading this.
	Los Angeles County stay-at-home orders will, with all the certainty, in quotes, be extended for the next three months.
	County Public Health Director Barbara Farrer.
	It's very close to Fuhrer.
	Nothing is an accident.
	Yeah.
	Barbara Fuhrer acknowledged during a board of supervisors meeting Tuesday.
	LA Mayor Eric Garcetti echoed Barger's comments, saying that the city will continue to adjust orders to stay home gradually in order to allow more activities and more businesses to operate.
	In LA County, confirmed cases and deaths have continued to rise.
	So ask me, did I fact-check this?
	You act this?
	Did I fact-check?
	Yeah, good question.
	Yes.
	I fact-checked this.
	So check this out.
	If you're to guess how many people in LA County have been tested for coronavirus, how many is that?
	How many would you guess?
	A couple hundred thousand.
	Yeah, exactly.
	253,000.
	Okay.
	Sounds like a big number.
	253,000 people have been tested.
	The numbers are beginning to rise.
	Well, unfortunately, I looked up the exact number.
	And how many people do you think live in LA County?
	How many people?
	9 million, 8 million?
	10.04 million.
	No, it's not counting illegals.
	Pretty much.
	12 million, to be honest.
	How many illegals do you think there are?
	At least 2 million.
	In LA?
	Yeah.
	More.
	There's entire parts of LA that are just.
	I think there's only one in four people.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	That's just 2.3.
	One in four people don't speak English.
	That's true.
	Yeah.
	Is that crazy?
	One in four people are illegal?
	No, that's like one out of nine.
	I said two million out of 10.
	That's one out of five.
	That's one out of five.
	No, two million out of twelve.
	So one out of six.
	I said one out of six.
	One out of six.
	Okay, one out of two.
	I'm thinking of LA.
	One out of five and a half.
	California, I don't know.
	LA, like downtown, like LA proper.
	I don't know.
	It's bad.
	Okay, listen.
	So they say it's on the rise.
	And so I'm like, okay, so what does this mean on the rise?
	Because they don't ever, they're not including the numbers.
	And I got really suspicious because I'm going, okay, things are getting really bad.
	The numbers are on the rise.
	They're using hyperboles and they're not explaining what the numbers are and where they're actually at.
	But it looks like of the 250, 3,000 people that have been tested in LA County, 11% of them, which is more than 32,000, which is exactly, it's more actually close to 34,653.
	So a little bit higher of the people.
	It's like 12%, 13% of the people, tested positive for coronavirus or the antibodies.
	Whatever.
	And you only give the test to people who really show some symptoms.
	So it's only 10%.
	No, no, but if you think about this, think about this though.
	No, it's not even just symptoms because people have to do it for their jobs and everything.
	So if 11% of the city, I ran this, if 11% of the city, let's just say of like the pool, this is the random sampling.
	This is force.
	They want to do the whole city.
	So they've gotten 253,000 people sampled.
	If we apply that 11%, and I'm not, and you go that, where am I getting 11% from the study?
	But they did a similar expansion in Florida and New York to test random people.
	If you do 11% of 10.04 million people, okay, that's 1.144, that's 1,144,000 people, okay, that are in Los Angeles that have been exposed to this.
	There have been 1,659 deaths in Los Angeles, which would put the death rate of people infected, not even just the death rate in the country, at 0.14%, which puts the survival at 99.86% chance of survival, which means it's almost impossible to die from coronavirus.
	Like you have to try to die.
	You have to try to die.
	I'm not going to actually touch any of those numbers because every time you do, people are going to be like, that's actually, no, Yeah.
	So I don't like to calculate death rates and talk about it and extrapolate anything.
	But what I can extrapolate is everyday anecdotal math.
	And we live in LA and they shut the whole state down, the entire economy down.
	And guess what?
	I have never met one person who has coronavirus.
	You'd think Tina from across the street would be, you know, falling over.
	You think the schools would have all these kids that are sick.
	You'd think the whole state's over.
	And I've never met one person with coronavirus, except for Tony Beans, and he lives in New York and he's fine.
	He was asymptomatic.
	He's a Patreon supporter.
	We appreciate Tony Beans.
	No, okay, but you bring up the good point.
	The whole night's over.
	I never even met anybody who has it.
	My dad goes, oh, well, you know, I know a lot of people who've died from this, not the flu, but check this out.
	So I was looking at flu deaths because there's all that, there's like the conspiracy.
	People die from stuff.
	No, do they do?
	But think about this.
	Think about how weird this is.
	In California in 2017, it was around 2,000 deaths from the flu, it says.
	Now, I don't know if that's really true, but then I went and checked the CDC.
	And they said that between flu and pneumonia in California, let me find that number here.
	There was approximately 6,800 deaths in 2018.
	So somewhere I saw said, like with CDC Public Health, said 2,000 in 2017, 6,000 something in California in 2018.
	It's now at, I think this season, it was only 576.
	So suddenly this season is the lowest recorded season in like California's history of the flu.
	But if you look at the average amount of deaths of the flu in California, then you take the COVID number and you add it to the influenza number right now.
	It about equals the average of what people die every year.
	It's socialism for the viruses.
	So it's like, we're going to have an equal outcome.
	We're going to have the outcome we want.
	All the stuff, all the deaths go to Corona and all the other ones.
	Sorry.
	You know, we know you killed more people, but we're giving your deaths to Corona.
	Corona is the cure for influenza.
	The flu vaccine doesn't work.
	Corona is the only thing that's that's brought flu deaths down to almost nothing.
	So if you, if you have the, if you have, if you have coronavirus and you don't are the cure.
	So yeah, you are.
	So if you have the flu and you don't want to die from the flu, catch coronavirus and die from that.
	Right.
	And the best thing is, too, is that if you catch coronavirus, you know what's a really great way to do too?
	If you want to, if like, like, this is not promoting anything, but let's say someone like let's committed suicide right now.
	If they did that and they had coronavirus, that would be counted as a coronavirus death.
	I'm not even joking.
	Because anybody who dies with COVID is a COVID death.
	And it's just like, so then take the people who like you can kill yourself of corona.
	How many people died of coronavirus like this?
	Like, oh, like in a hospital bed, coughing.
	I'm dead.
	Or how many people that, it's like, did you die from coronavirus or did you die with coronavirus?
	Because now 11% of the state, it's 11%.
	So it's 11% and then it's like, who really died of that?
	And then it's like, who would have died anyway?
	And it's like, we're talking about a few hundred people and the whole state's over.
	Fifth biggest economy in the world, whatever they used to say, you're done, California.
	Boom, boom, boom.
	I'm out.
	I know.
	And enough of the boring numbers.
	You know what?
	But here's what's so crazy, though.
	In America, this is what I was starting to think about, this mass hysteria.
	You know, it's all completely BS because I found 144 kids died of the flu this year.
	Where's the news crews?
	Those parents, that kid died from the virus.
	Where's the story?
	Young girl five dropped dead from influenza.
	You know, young kid seven, you know, left school, died two days later.
	Young kid nine was running in December with his class and dropped dead on the field, you know, from the flu or whatever.
	Where's, where's, what about those parents?
	So what we're learning is the media likes the story.
	The media likes the clicks.
	The media likes the drama.
	And it's just like, I think that's the upside of coronavirus.
	We're going to have a dismantling of like the establishment, media, Hollywood, politics, everything.
	And we have an opportunity to do that because everyone's going to be like, oh, you shut down the entire economy.
	You ruined my life.
	Media, because you're just like trying to scare us with coronavirus.
	They work hand in hand with especially the Democrats.
	And then it's going to be like, actually, I'm going to go outside.
	No, I'm going to go get my job back.
	I'm going to go to the park with my kids.
	I'm not going to get scared.
	And then nothing's going to happen.
	Everyone's going to be fine.
	And then they're going to be like, yeah, you know what?
	Blah, And it's going to just keep, bam, the red pill, take you to the rabbit hole.
	And I heard, and also for Hollywood, there's a lot of studios that need bailouts.
	And Trump was talking about not giving any studio in Hollywood bailout if they appease China and change their films to like appeal to the Chinese audience.
	So it's going to be like an audit almost.
	I'm sure we'll have a healthcare audit.
	Oh, yeah, like hydroxychloroquine works or whatever.
	Cool.
	How much does that cost?
	Oh, 10 cents a pill.
	And meanwhile, they're trying to give us some other stuff that, you know, costs so much more.
	What else is going on here?
	What else is WHO up to?
	Like, it's just going to justify an audit.
	And if you look into every single thing, I think it's going to suck and go down and like everything's going to get kind of worse, but it's going to break down and then we're going to rebuild stronger after.
	So coronavirus sucks, but it's also a massive opportunity to build a stronger foundation going forward.
	I don't think people know that, that Hollywood, in order to get movies, so basically Hollywood makes a huge portion of their money now from China, Chinese markets.
	And Chinese people are extremely racist towards black people.
	Yeah.
	They don't like black people on their posters and they don't like movies with black people as the lead role.
	Unless you're the Houston Rockets.
	Well, they like basketball.
	They like basketball, but not black actors.
	So that's different.
	And what's really weird, though, is that the fact that they don't like black people, it's like they're so racist.
	They're so anti-Hollywood that they'll like make Hollywood actually shrink down the picture of like, I think it was Star Wars John Boyega, Boiega?
	What's his name?
	Boyga?
	I don't know.
	The guy, the black guy in Star Wars, he's like the only black guy in Orlando.
	And he, they had like made, I'm pretty sure his picture is smaller, even though he's one of the main characters on the poster to appease the Chinese markets because they don't want to think of a movie with a lead black character.
	So then not only does Hollywood, like they're hypocritical when they're like, oh, we need more black representation unless we're in China, then we'll diminish that black representation.
	But also You have to make China look good.
	And sometimes you even have to have, you have to have a scene that takes place in China.
	And it has to make the Chinese character look good.
	So they'll make the Chinese woman outsmart a white guy so that it basically gives the perception to their audience that Chinese people are smarter than white Westerners.
	And even though Westerners could be black too, not in China, because they don't like black people.
	Isn't that crazy?
	And it's like the Hollywood's like, oh, we need representation.
	We had to fight racism, white supremacy.
	And then eventually there's just some phone call where they're like, I'm not going to do an accent of what it sounds like.
	That was close.
	But there's going to be at some point there's a phone call where it's like, yeah, you know, make the black guy's picture a little smaller.
	We don't really like that.
	And then someone in Hollywood's like, make the poster small, make it smaller.
	Like, do what they say.
	Like, it doesn't even cross their mind.
	It's like it's for the money.
	They're like, yeah, you know, what are you doing?
	But they delete characters of gay kissing too.
	I found that in China, they have them take out gay kisses and gay love scenes because they don't, Chinese government ain't down with, you know, even Steve or whatever.
	What's their name?
	It's not Adam and Eve.
	It's Adam and Eve.
	Oh, it's Adam and Steve.
	Adam and Steve.
	Do you know Dave Rubin's husband's name is Dave Rubin?
	Dave Rubin.
	And they look alike.
	They look the same.
	It's like a, it's like, is it even gay?
	If your name is Dave Rubin and you're having sex with Dave Rubin who looks like you, is that incest?
	Is that gayness?
	Or is that just self-pleasure?
	Who knows?
	Maybe we take that part again.
	No, I don't want to know.
	Is that gay?
	Is it really gay?
	Well, maybe Dave Rubin, what's it called when you really think highly of yourself?
	You're a narcissist.
	Maybe he's just really narcissistic.
	And he's like, damn, this Dave Rubin guy has got it going on.
	I'm going to marry him or whatever.
	I guess he wasn't Dave Rubin.
	They're over a decade apart, though.
	They're over a decade and age apart.
	Who's older?
	Dave, Dave Rubin.
	Maybe Dave, so one of the Daves.
	So Dave Rubin is older than Dave Rubin.
	And they're both gay.
	Well, I presume you don't usually marry a man unless you're straight up a homosexual.
	Unless you're Tiger King.
	What about Tiger King?
	2020, Elijah.
	Tiger King changed his life.
	Oh, yeah.
	If you guys know that reference, Tiger King, there's a gay meth addict who owns tigers, unless you live under a rock, and he married two straight men who wound up killing himself because he was, well, I could get it.
	He's living a fake, gay lifestyle, which is bizarre.
	You don't hear about that, like fake, gay lifestyle, which shows you that people do live fake gay lifestyles.
	People get sucked in.
	People can get sucked into gay lifestyle because maybe they're promiscuous, maybe they want the drugs.
	Maybe they like the money from like a daddy boy relationship or whatever.
	But there are fake gays out there.
	Yeah.
	If you're not familiar with Tiger King, it's about a homosexual man married to straight men on drugs who maybe murders a rival tiger farmer.
	Yeah.
	Who also killed her husband.
	Who may have killed her husband.
	She did.
	Who reminds us all of Hillary Clinton.
	Yeah.
	So it's a good show.
	Well, that's not going to air in China.
	But you know what's interesting with this Chinese thing?
	So it's like they will bend to it.
	But you know what else I found out?
	This is some more BS.
	I was looking at, I went to the public health in LA County even more.
	This is a chart right here of influenza and pneumonia deaths per 100,000 in Los Angeles from the last season.
	Look who doesn't fare very well from flu.
	The black people of Los Angeles.
	So it looks like the influenza, you know, you heard this whole narrative even too, that COVID is so dangerous because it targets black people and it's really racist and they need to get more stimulus money, they need more reparations.
	It looks like so far, this is three out of three diseases now.
	There's a higher death rate of black people.
	Maybe it's not because it targets black people.
	Maybe it's the fact that black people have lower, maybe like there's lower income neighborhoods that might be predominantly black for different socioeconomic issues.
	And those black people don't have access to health care or something.
	Maybe they're not used to seeing a doctor for certain things because they're using state-run hospitals.
	They're not run well.
	I don't know.
	But even this narrative that COVID was racist isn't even true because it looks like even just the other two, other two bacterial and viral diseases disproportionately affect black people.
	And then when they say, oh, it really, you know, black people are really affected.
	Well, look at white people.
	Look at the whites.
	They're very affected too.
	Guess who's not affected?
	The American Indians, it says.
	I never heard that one.
	And Alaskan Natives.
	So they're doing something right.
	Casinos, not dying from viruses.
	They're striking back.
	Look at who's dying now.
	The whites are dying from the viruses, not the Native Americans.
	This is like reverse history.
	I don't even know.
	I mean, look at, they're not dying.
	They're the least group.
	The natives are not dying.
	They're like the least, except for Asians, too.
	Asians are not dying that much.
	So there's no coronavirus on the but no, but in America, oops, Native Americans actually are dying the most in America as a whole, but not in California.
	That's what I meant.
	Yeah, I was going to say, like, I'm.
	No, but we're talking about California, this podcast.
	Los Angeles, California.
	Native Americans are doing just as bad as blacks across the country.
	They're doing worse than Asian Pacific Islanders, and they're a little bit better.
	They're doing worse than whites.
	Or they're same as.
	Oh, look at the black people.
	They're not doing well in Los Angeles.
	So it's like, this is a very specific LA problem.
	What's the problem in LA?
	I don't know.
	Everyone's disgusting and the whole city's gross.
	That makes sense.
	Doesn't that make sense?
	It really does.
	No, it absolutely does.
	And check this out.
	So it's like, so then I went into this and check this out.
	So they're saying that they're going to reopen the city, that they're possibly going to bring it open.
	So it says when beaches reopen this week, this is from that previous article.
	How people can use the sand will look different.
	Talk about sand usage.
	They're trying to relegate and put into.
	Do you know how we use the sand?
	This is a real article.
	You're going to tell me, oh, I can't bury myself.
	You can't bury yourself in the sand.
	And there.
	Face coverings will be required when not in the water.
	So what you.
	And sunbathing won't be allowed.
	So you're going to go to the beach.
	And what am I here to do?
	Drive on the beach?
	No, you can't do that.
	Like, what if we're going to swim?
	Swim?
	Surf.
	So you can swim and then get out.
	People don't know you're a bit of a water boy.
	Yeah.
	You're a water whale.
	Well, I wouldn't put it like that.
	I'm more of a meat rocket, not a water whale.
	That's very what dolphins are.
	It's kind of what dolphins are.
	I had my birthday during the restrictions at the beach and you were there.
	You didn't interact with anyone for six hours.
	You just saw your head bobbing out in the water and you body surfed for six hours.
	Yeah, it was awesome.
	Freezing, freezing water.
	Pacific.
	It's cold when you first get in there.
	Three to five photos at Manhattan Beach have to do it.
	And I'm just a human meatrocket.
	I body surf.
	I rip it.
	I've been doing it my whole life.
	That's how I go to the beach.
	And I stay in the water the whole time and I body surf.
	What other thing in your life can pick you up and just launch you and you're safe after?
	Not many things can move me like that.
	So that's why I enjoy it.
	Well, I can.
	I've been to the beach like five times.
	I've lived here for five years.
	That's what I do when I go.
	Awesome.
	Next question.
	Water, water boy.
	Water boy.
	Yeah, water whale.
	Water boy.
	Water boy.
	Oh, you're selling pills?
	Yeah, we're selling pills.
	We're selling pills, guys.
	Can I tell a story about Elijah?
	This is bad.
	This is bad.
	Okay.
	This is actually really embarrassing.
	Are you sure I can tell this?
	Yeah, that's fine.
	Okay.
	You can edit this out if you want to.
	I was at Elijah's house.
	I don't know if you were taking, was it these pills you were taking?
	I don't know.
	He was taking pills.
	Maybe.
	Well, this is already suggested.
	Like, you should have said yes.
	This is a true story, but you should have said yeah.
	I don't know what the story is, so I don't want to implicate the sponsor of the show.
	Okay, so we're at your house.
	Elijah's taking pills.
	He has his water.
	You know, boom, standard.
	Everyone does it.
	Rip it down.
	Steal some stuff.
	Elijah poured the water in his mouth and then dropped the pills in like water.
	Oh, mouthful of water.
	Like that.
	I've never seen anything like that.
	Water in, this is a debate.
	And I want to know in the comments.
	This is not a debate.
	This is not a debate.
	When you take pills, you get water, you create a small little lake in the back of you.
	You go like this.
	There's a 0% chance that's the right thing.
	You put a little lake in the back and you put the lake and you go in the back and you create this, this, this water.
	And then you could take up to 10 pills at a time if you wanted to.
	You drop the capsules into the lake.
	You put the swimmers into the ocean.
	Then you just, you have your swallow, you swallow the pills and the water.
	It goes down perfectly.
	You don't have the pills flavor in your mouth.
	Have you ever, when you were younger, did you ever try ecstasy?
	That's why I learned that method.
	It's a bad way to do it.
	And now, hey, it's just us guys.
	He's crazy.
	So you do pills first.
	You do pills first.
	This is the, everyone's on team pills first.
	What's up, guys?
	That was crazy.
	Hopefully you don't look down on him too much after that.
	Hopefully you don't change your opinion of Elijah.
	It was news to me, too.
	That's why I brought it up.
	But yeah, obviously it's just a handful of pills, whatever you're taking, pre-workout, brain stuff, gorilla mind from Cernovich.
	Boom, boom, bam.
	It's down.
	No problem.
	You don't make a lake.
	You don't make a lake.
	You don't drop the pills in.
	You don't make a lake.
	You just boom and boom.
	One and done.
	Cool.
	Well, hey, guys, you get bad info on the show.
	You remember it's a lake.
	But I did want to, I did, I did want to actually.
	Speaking of pills, actually, I really did want to plug this sponsor.
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	All right.
	Let's imagine.
	Imagine I say what you just said.
	It's like, they're like, later, it's like next week, like Objective Wellness dropped you because you made a claim that it saved them from coronavirus.
	That's like, that's seriously.
	I love InfoWars.
	I love Alex Jones.
	I think he's a very entertaining person.
	He's very entertaining.
	I know people have criticisms of him.
	I just think he's, I just think he's like an entertainer.
	But man, sometimes those ads they have for their supplements and stuff, it's ridiculous.
	He's an entertainer.
	He's right him off.
	Alex Jones is a hero and a patriot.
	So funny.
	I like Alex Jones.
	I know.
	I've used the original buzz cut.
	People know I like people know I like Alex Jones.
	I'm just saying that I know people have fair criticisms of him, but I overall think that even if you don't like him, you can at least be entertaining and he's been right on a lot.
	But I will say this: you know, this stuff is absolutely crazy, but it got worse.
	I want to show you this video from ABC7.
	So Mayor Eric Garcetti also, he's grifting major hard.
	He's making it so you can't walk outside without a face mask on.
	You can't walk outside without a face mask on at all.
	So he said this.
	Fighting words for Mayor Eric Garcetti as he battles against angry and cooped up residents and says, We will not be on lockdown for the next three months.
	It pisses me off when I hear people saying, Oh, those are just old people.
	Did you know that so many of the people that are dying are our parents and our grandparents and our neighbors?
	You know what I noticed from that video?
	What?
	You can, but you take it.
	Oh, you know what?
	I noticed from that video?
	He wasn't wearing a face mask?
	He wasn't wearing a face mask.
	Rat.
	That's rat status.
	Mayor Eric Garzetti, who people think is Mexican, but is Garcetti Mexican or is that Italian?
	I me too.
	I think it's Italian.
	I think it's Italian.
	Give me some.
	I'm Eric.
	It's Eric.
	Question for you.
	There's a debate because people with the masks, it's like it's unconstitutional, which is true.
	They can't make us do anything.
	It's probably true.
	But it's like every time I go to the grocery store and if I don't wear a mask, I get I'm standing up for my rights and I like to do that and I will do that in other ways.
	But if I go to the grocery store, it's just like a 20-year-old kid is like, hey, man, you got to wear a mask.
	And I'm like, no, I am do not, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	And the kid's just going to be like, please, man, just like put the mask on.
	Like, that's where I'm at.
	I wear the mask.
	It sucks.
	Like we said, it makes fat people have breathing problems.
	We heard.
	But I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going to like take a stand on it and then like get have to wrestle the kid at the grocery store.
	So that's kind of like, I don't know.
	So this is a mask.
	This is a mask debate because it is mandatory out here.
	It's a mask debate.
	I went out once without a mask and I died.
	I died of coronavirus.
	I literally walked outside.
	He said, he said actually in the article that you can't leave your door when you walk outside your door or when you go on a trail or when you're anywhere where you could be anywhere around people, you need to put it on.
	You hear me like breathing in already?
	I have such low lung capacity.
	Look, that's my breath in a mask.
	I have it on and then it sucks into my mouth.
	Like, I don't talk like this.
	It's like, oh, you go to the beach, you have to wear a mask.
	It's like, well, I don't want to wear a mask at the beach.
	I'm not going to go to the beach.
	And they're just like, people don't even want to wear clothes.
	Girls don't even want to wear their tops at the beach.
	Imagine going to a nudist beach.
	And you should probably stay home and listen to what Fiora Garcetti says.
	What would you do?
	Imagine that.
	That would be a great picture at a nudist beach.
	Gavin Newsom telling us what to do.
	But imagine.
	Imagine.
	Nancy Pelosi's nephew, the ice cream, the drawer, the Nancy Pelosi, and Gavin Newsom is going to tell you what to do.
	Sorry, Gavin.
	We all don't have vineyard vine shirts all the time.
	I do, but still.
	I put masks over my mic so that my mic doesn't catch coronavirus because apparently everybody's dying from coronavirus.
	Even things that don't have it, like fruit is testing positive.
	I don't know if that's a conspiracy.
	Oh, yeah.
	The Tanzanian doctor president, he took, oh, we have two coronavirus tests.
	He put one on a goat and one on a papaya.
	And they're like, they both have coronavirus.
	Disgusting.
	You wiped your sweat with this.
	I put it back over my mouth.
	Yeah.
	That's sick.
	That's what shows you how dirty these things are.
	Coronavirus.
	I probably died from coronavirus five times already.
	According to the stats, everyone's died from coronavirus at least once.
	But the mast debate is a lot of people.
	You're the dead coronavirus.
	People would probably vote Democrat.
	Mail-in ballots.
	Oh, are you alive or dead?
	Oh, yeah.
	All the dead people who die from coronavirus, when they have mail-in ballots, are all going to vote Democrat.
	Heard it here first.
	Fuck us talks.
	No, but I'm telling you, the mask debate, I want to talk about this because we're required to wear one and people want to know what you think or what's the thing.
	So when private businesses ask you to wear one, originally I was going to Orange County and I was driving out of LA County so I could not wear a mask.
	So I was driving an extra half an hour to go buy something.
	You're driving half an hour to get turkey cold cuts.
	Crazy.
	Just go like this.
	Go in the store and go, all right.
	No, and then it became a statewide thing.
	So then everywhere requires you to wear one.
	And then I started realizing, then stores started doing this thing where there's like one-way aisles.
	Like you only go one way.
	I've been noticing at stores.
	That happened to me.
	I'm sorry to jump on it.
	No, that's fine.
	But that actually happened to me two days ago.
	And I just said, oh, no, I'm not doing that.
	So I did take a stand because the lady was like, oh, this is a one-way aisle.
	And I was like, I said, I think I said, oh, no, it's okay.
	I'm not doing that.
	And she laughed.
	When I walk in, I preach to the people.
	They go, do you want me to disinfect your cart?
	And I go, you guys don't always just do that?
	Like, what do you mean?
	Do you guys do guys disinfect them?
	Yeah, we try to.
	Okay, well, if you do them at least a couple times a day naturally, then I don't need you to do it right now because the fact is I'm here at a grocery store buying food that's probably giving me cancer or something.
	I don't even know.
	We don't even know where a lot of cancer comes from.
	We don't even know what there's so many causes of different types of cancer.
	But it's like, I'm buying food that's literally killing me.
	Like, ma'am, I'm buying a half liter of vodka.
	You really think I'm taking care of my health right now?
	Yeah, I'm buying stuffed pizza.
	Pizza with stuff stuffed in it because that wasn't enough.
	You think I'm going to get coronavirus?
	Ma'am, I have frozen meals and vodka in my cart.
	You think the handle not being sanitized is what's going to kill me?
	It could probably be my liver failure paired with my kidneys trying to process the salt from the food.
	Ma'am, I eat six T-bone steaks a week.
	And that's a light estimate because if I told you the real number, you'd stop me.
	So, ma'am, just let me please.
	There's like a meat thing too.
	You can only get two.
	So there's a canary in the coal mine.
	Grocery store, two meat items.
	That was a little weird.
	And then I took them out and I was like, because of Tiger King, I was like, well, are you even going to be able to put these back on the rack?
	Cause I took them off.
	And they're like, yeah, we can.
	So that might have been made up.
	And then breakfast sausage patties were out at McDonald's.
	McDonald's.
	McDonald's is the, talk about canary in the coal mine.
	Like they're at a sausage patty's.
	That means grocery stores are two days behind on whatever.
	And then, you know what I mean?
	Like the canary in the coal mine went off for me.
	It's like, McDonald's is out of sausage.
	Obviously, the McGriddles were ruined.
	I couldn't even eat them, ruined my day.
	But worse, there's some sort of meat shortage coming.
	No, they're mostly with pork.
	Yeah.
	Pork factories.
	But Truck ordered them to say over there.
	I don't want to live like that.
	I'd rather die of coronavirus.
	Well, you know what?
	No sausage, no me.
	No, it's actually true, though.
	When I go to the grocery store, that's why I'm leaving.
	People know that I'm leaving in a couple of weeks or like 10 days now.
	I'm out of here.
	I'm done.
	I can't do it.
	It's like, but it's like, you know, I can't do it.
	At least where I'm moving to, if I needed to, I can go hunt a hog.
	Like, if I really wanted sausage, I can go, there's like wild hogs out there.
	We could go hunt a hog.
	I can't hunt a hog.
	There's a lot of pigs in this area.
	And I'm not talking about police.
	Like, people are just fat in LA.
	A lot of human pig hybrids.
	A lot of human pig hybrids.
	Human versions of pigs.
	Lots.
	But you can't shoot people.
	There's some of them that I'm not promoting that, but sometimes people make me very angry on the 405 freeway in the traffic here.
	But I will say this.
	You can at least hunt for food.
	And I think we're going back to this agrarian, not agricultural society.
	We're going back to a place where people realize you can't depend, but you can't, living in a big city isn't what it's cracked up to be because it's not.
	And like, you don't need to live in a big city anymore to have a good life.
	Because Cernovich was bringing this up, Mike Cernovich.
	Love him or hate him.
	He has some very, very good ideas.
	And he put it in a better words.
	Goes.
	You know the days of spending three thousand dollars for a 800 square foot.
	You know box in the middle of downtown so you can go to clubs and you know work in the entertainment industry doesn't stand anymore because you can't work in the entertainment industry and Jimmy Kimmel is broadcasting from his living room and it's, but they're still gonna charge you three grand.
	So it's like it's over.
	There's like that's part of the.
	We said before about the dismantling of like the crept establishment.
	It's like even rent prices i'm sure are going to go down like exactly that.
	You don't have to live in la to work to entertainment anymore.
	Entertainment's over.
	You can broadcast.
	Well, Jimmy Kimmel does work out of a studio.
	It's like, well, now Jimmy Kimmel's been broadcasting from his home or whatever.
	So maybe you don't realize this is that Bill Maher's show is just as equally sometimes funny and also sometimes very cringy from his home like this.
	Nothing's changed really since he's been home.
	That's where you see talent, Bill Maher.
	I do want to give credit, though.
	Bill Maher is still funny, even though I don't like what he says a lot of times.
	I think he's a bit the way he lambasts the the, the left and the right.
	He's clearly still a plant.
	He's clearly still working for the wrong people.
	He's on the wrong side of history, but he's not as much of a moron as some of the leftists.
	He is fair on like free speech and stuff.
	Um, and Islam stuff.
	Still a good writer, his show's good.
	But i'm saying, but now what that?
	What someone like Bill Maher shows you is like you, if you're, if you want to be a writer or somewhere, you don't even have to shoot out of a studio in La, let alone independent.
	They're all youtubers now, entertainment industry's youtubers, tech companies, they're they're.
	They all.
	The tech people are rich.
	They went to islands and places and they're working out of islands.
	People in New York well, New Y'all's the hardest hit that finance.
	People aren't working in these big centers anymore.
	Everyone's just working from home off laptops.
	Everything's decentralized.
	Now you don't have to live around terrible people in La.
	You can go, move to like i'm moving into Texas, broadcast yourself, fly where you need to and then actually pick the people you live around.
	Yeah, that's very nice.
	And also with Bill Maher it's like he lost the magic too his.
	His best thing he had going for him was his studio audience.
	That was like a hot room.
	Anything you say, they'll laugh.
	Anything you say, off you know, under your breath, they'll laugh.
	He just got roasted, like a month ago, by Dan Crenshaw because he had no hot room to laugh at.
	And Dan Crenshaw just like, bam no, that's not true.
	Boom boom, boom and just lit him up and I tweeted.
	It got like 50 000 retweets biggest tweet of my life.
	Really quick though, can I say something?
	Yeah um, I got some like dirty fingernails because I was rooting around my car trying to fix it.
	I had some issue with my car, so I don't want people to think I just like have dirty hygiene.
	I didn't even notice your fingernails.
	Yeah, they're a little dark because I was like rooting around the battery and like I had to reattach it and restart the car or whatever you know.
	What's interesting is I realized that our listeners uh, the audio podcast which, by the way, if you, if you watch this podcast all the way through please, now's the time telling you more than ever with the censorship, this is like a serious thing actually sign up at Blazetv.com.
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	I don't want to plug too much, but i'm telling you today's like literally it ends at midnight tonight to sell.
	But what I always thought was weird is when we say stuff about the nails for our listeners, our listeners on podcast only that don't see your nails are essentially our blind viewers.
	Yeah, so if you're one of those people, they're.
	They're not that bad, there's just a little bit of like dark uh oil or whatever on them.
	It's not a big deal.
	I'm gonna call them from now on.
	Your listeners are called my blind viewers.
	They're not the listeners, they're my blind viewers because they listen only, but blind, Blind viewing, I don't think that's like the joke.
	They're blind viewers because they can only hear the show for all my blind viewers.
	Yeah, you know, that brings us up.
	That's the hornet's nest.
	You want to smash?
	No, hold on.
	Okay, you know how to see what the future is disabled.
	So the U.S. Census, speaking about this, because I always talk about how, you know, they always have tried to like showcase disabled people.
	There's nothing like people go, I love disabled people.
	Disabled people are super cool.
	You go, well, I happen to just think people with disabilities aren't their disabilities.
	I don't call them disabled people.
	They're just people.
	I know that in a wheelchair one time, and he was actually very rude to everybody.
	I know, that's what people always go, yeah.
	Well, aren't they so nice?
	No, just because you're in a wheelchair doesn't mean you have a good personality, Karen.
	Like, you know, I don't, I mean, if you, I know people that are disabled that are great people, people that are disabled that are rude, even Down syndrome people.
	But I give Down syndrome people a past.
	That's not disabled.
	That's like mental, like an actual like birth defect.
	But like, it's like people, like disabled people.
	It's like, my friend is an asshole.
	He gets in a car accident, is in a wheelchair.
	I don't know if he became a nice person from the accident.
	If his legs don't work, it's really unfortunate.
	I don't think it's funny to make fun of that, but it doesn't mean that he became a good person.
	But I hope he did.
	I hope he did.
	I hope he's not mean to people because I hope he maybe that woke them up.
	He's not even around, but I hope that happens to you, that you wake up and you stop being the way you are and you treat me better.
	I'm going to try my best.
	Okay, but I was going to say, there was an advertisement for the U.S. Census, which, by the way, is like an actual physical thing you have to fill out.
	And it has a blind guy with the glasses and a stick and it says, fill out your U.S. Census today.
	And I go, that's really, it's a weird advertisement.
	Number one, it's a visual advertisement for blind people.
	And why are blind people filling out the census in their home?
	Like, what kind of dick people?
	It's like, what?
	I don't want to make fun of blind people, but what a, weird, like, what a weird, what a weird ad.
	And you see how weird society's gotten where like people are so about representation that they're not even thinking about.
	It's like a Mormon selling alcohol.
	Yeah.
	It's like the only person who can't fill out that census is the guy on the picture.
	He's like, fill out your census today.
	It's like, is it telling me that I should look for blind people and be like, hey, man, do you want me to fill it out for you?
	Or what's it telling me?
	And they're just planting the seeds for voter harvesting.
	Oh, that blind guy that you helped with the census?
	Make sure he votes Democrat too.
	Make sure you go pick up his ballot as well.
	They're just seeing who replies and will help.
	Okay.
	Because then those are the voter harvesters.
	Yeah, I gotta show you this video.
	Did you see that video of the communications director of the Democrats?
	Did you see this?
	This, sorry to interrupt again.
	I'm excited today.
	This is the worst public display of anything I have ever seen.
	This is what you would do if you took like one of the people from our street videos with the worst person and put them on TV.
	This is what you would do if you were like put on TV to talk politics with, I forget who it is, some guy from Fox, but it's like if you were like 16 years old and didn't know anything, this is how you would handle it.
	It's something that you are just looking to see more intelligent.
	It is nothing that is scandalous in any way.
	But frankly, this is going to backfire on Republicans because it just showed how serious Flynn was and his conversations with the Russians.
	So Republicans can try to use this to play political football.
	But in reality, this is going to backfire with this.
	Is that a crime to talk to other countries during that period?
	Well, I think that when, well, whenever you are trying to interfere in an election or in any way try to go against the United States, I think that, you know, that is something that is.
	And so I think that right now, where was the proof of Flint and Department of Justice politicizing?
	This is just time and time again.
	You continue to see this Justice Department politicize issues in order to help Donald Trump.
	The answer there was a suggestion that there was collusion.
	There's been no proof of that.
	Where's yours?
	You continue to see this Justice Department and specifically, you know, Bill Barr trying to cover up for the president generally.
	And so I think that right now, what's happening is you have thousands of Justice Department, former employees who have come out and said, we want independence.
	We want an independent Justice Department.
	But right now, the American people can't trust that this Justice Department and that this Attorney General, that they are fair and that they are neutral and that they aren't just playing political games in order to benefit Donald Trump.
	One more time.
	Where's the proof about collusion, Sochi?
	Well, I leave that to the investigators.
	And frankly, you have seen the investigation done.
	And again, you have seen.
	And I encourage you to look at all of the work that Democrats have done in the House to continue to show the cover-up by Donald Trump and to continue to show step by step in every form the cover-up by Donald Trump.
	And so I think that right now, this is extremely troubling.
	And if I were your viewers watching at home, I would say, you know what?
	I want a new president and I want a new Justice Department who is going to remain independent and who is going to take into consideration the rule of law before anything else.
	Imagine getting off and then like, all right, thanks for coming on.
	Like, it's over.
	Camera's off.
	And you're just like, career's all over the room.
	You're like, was that okay?
	It's like, is everyone coming in?
	Like, yeah, just like, get out.
	You have to leave.
	Yeah, like, the boss is mad at you.
	It's like, go, you have to go.
	I would be loving looking at my phone.
	You know, we're waiting.
	I'd be waiting for the devil.
	I'm not, well, whoever the boss of the DNC is, but I'd be waiting for like Satan to give me a call and be like, look, like, it's like the DNC has like the help of the devil.
	We can make that go way better.
	It's like, yeah, it's like, you need, you need like dark arts to get this to go away from your history.
	And what's so sad about this is despite what you think about the ObamaGate issue, this is the spokesperson for the DNC.
	This is the spokesperson, communications director.
	So when you talk about the fact that the communications director of your organization can't communicate, it makes you wonder what else the Democrats can't do.
	I don't know.
	People don't like when I take a partisan approach.
	But, you know, I'm not going to promote Republicans or Democrats because a lot of, there's some Republicans out there that are like stupid as crap like Romney and stuff.
	But it's like, my gosh, like they make fun of, what's her name?
	Kelly McCannon?
	That's her name.
	The new communications director of the White House.
	I don't know.
	McKeon.
	Oh, Kaylee McInnie.
	I don't know how to say her name.
	Yeah, it goes off my tongue.
	But, you know, they say, oh, you know, she's this or that.
	It's like, this is their communications director.
	It's like, if you're going to make fun of the communications director of the White House, at least like present a better communications director from your party.
	And your person speaks in riddles.
	Yeah, this person has a B-plus average at my high school.
	That's what that seemed like.
	Like, just pretty over, like, that is, that's as bad as it gets.
	It's just at a certain point, do you just fake a technical issue?
	And every time he talks, go like, hello, I can't hear you.
	I can't really hear you, but I guess I'm just going to say, and then just kind of say whatever you had prepared.
	The only thing I can imagine would be like, hey, we're going to talk about coronavirus tomorrow.
	And she's like, okay.
	And they got there and it was like Russia, ObamaGate, blah, blah, blah.
	Maybe they blide-sided her, but even then, you're the DNC spokesperson and you can't answer those questions.
	You know what you should have done?
	Not answer the questions because you can't because the DNC has no answer to the spying that Obama did.
	So going on Fox, probably not your best idea.
	You should probably just apologize or get, I don't know, convicted of treason.
	Get convicted of treason.
	That's probably a better option than going on Fox, try to lie about it.
	Wasn't the, I would never promote this and I wouldn't put this on my show, but isn't the, isn't, isn't death the punishment for treason?
	Yeah, if you do treason, you get shot by a firing squad or hanged in a tree or I don't know if your head chopped off in America.
	They have guillotines in the U.S. DM me and tell me.
	That's interesting info.
	They probably did.
	The French had a lot of influence here at one point.
	I'm sure they've chopped a few heads off.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You know, MS-13 still does guillotine city, but they use machetes instead and they behead people.
	Do they attach it to like a weighted thing and do the whole launch?
	No, I was just making a point that we still have like archaic means of execution here by Leotine as a device.
	It was an attempt at, it was an attempt at sarcastic humor and it fell flat.
	And I apologize for ruining your time.
	Attempt.
	Attempt.
	Well, I've ruined your time and the guest's time too.
	Now I'm a fool on my own show.
	But that is the show is literally should be called a fool.
	A fool on his own show.
	I'm a fool on my own show.
	I'm a fool.
	All right.
	So that being said, I'm bringing this up.
	And why did I bring that up?
	It's because my point is, is that these are Democrat Newsome.
	This is a Democrat Garcetti.
	These are the Democrats telling you how to live your life.
	You can't go out without a mask.
	Now let's see how the head of their party communicates.
	Oh, they can't.
	And these are the people telling you how to live your life.
	Interesting.
	It's really weird that the states that are opening up or that didn't have much of a gag order or anything on their citizens ended up fairing out just fine.
	Numbers are still dropping in Georgia.
	I just found out, even though they opened up, and it looks like things are okay and we can go outside without a mask.
	And everyone goes, like that video from Barstool, the reason why I don't like what that guy said, he's like, I wish we had a choice.
	You just do have a choice.
	He probably lives in New York or something.
	He's like, you do have a choice.
	Just don't follow the rules.
	And that's what I've been doing.
	I just don't care.
	Like my last street video, someone goes, why aren't you wearing a mask?
	Elod did from barely informed with Elod.
	Now he doesn't talk like that.
	That's so mean.
	I like Elod.
	He just goes, why aren't you wearing a mask?
	And I go, because I just don't care.
	And he'll go, oh, and I have this new term.
	Check this out.
	This is the new thing.
	People go, I call them the, so you don't care about old people crew?
	I just call them pandemic grifters.
	Like, these are people who like, it's like the same thing when you say something like, I don't like that guy.
	And they go, oh, because he's gay.
	And you go, no, I really, it had nothing to do with him being gay.
	Oh, yeah, no, she can't work here.
	Oh, because she's black.
	You don't hire black people.
	You go, no, no, I don't like her resume.
	I wasn't even thinking about if I don't want black people in my job.
	It's like, oh, so she didn't get fired because she's black and other black unemployed.
	And you go, it's the same crew, right?
	It's victim crew.
	I just assume the worst motive.
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's like, it's like, oh, so you want to kill old people?
	Oh, so, and they always tell me, I got one person told me this.
	Oh, it's really funny that you call yourself pro-life.
	You want to kill old people.
	I go, I don't want to kill old people.
	Cuomo wanted to kill old people when he sent all the sick coronavirus patients back home from the hospitals and literally killed all the old people.
	I'm not visiting old people.
	Why do people act like me not wearing a mask that I'm just like running into like geriatric homes, spitting on people?
	I don't hang around old people.
	The problem in the U.S. is that no one hangs out with old people.
	That's the sad part.
	People say, I love my grandparents.
	I love them.
	I don't visit them enough.
	I feel bad for it, guilty all the time.
	I don't visit my parents enough.
	The problem with young people is they don't visit their family enough.
	There's no one's like, oh, young people in America, they're all just, we got to find a way to slow them down from hanging out with their ancestors and their grandmas.
	Like, when has the narrative been like, dude, grandchildren spend way too much time with their grandparents?
	Like, man, if only grandchildren would just slow down the time they spend with their grandparents.
	No, the movie is the sad grandparent and the kid doesn't spend the time and they're waiting on their birthday, don't get a call.
	That's the narrative because young people don't, they're narcissistic and they're thinking about themselves and building their own lives.
	Why are the narrative come, where did this even come up that young people are around all these old people?
	Like, what does that even mean?
	Where do they get this from?
	I haven't touched an old person, especially with coronavirus now.
	Like, it's been months, maybe December.
	I haven't touched an old person since December.
	And I'm going to give everyone coronavirus and I can't go to McDonald's.
	I can go to McDonald's still, but I can't go at a restaurant.
	I can't.
	Do you know what I'm doing?
	I'm going camping this weekend.
	You know why I'm going camping?
	Because it's far enough away and there's a little town nearby and they have restaurants.
	So I'm going camping so I can get a Diet Coke at a restaurant and sit in a booth and have someone take an order.
	Like that's where it's come to, guys.
	It's bad here in California.
	Okay, so I just bought a new car.
	I did.
	I got a new car.
	And people go, oh, I got a new car.
	Nice.
	It's a Honda.
	Okay.
	I'm not balling.
	I'm not rolling in cash.
	I drive a Mercedes.
	He actually does.
	It's a 1997 SL5.
	But I got a Honda, a Honda passport because I'm moving to Texas and I decided that I want an all-wheel drive for all the rain and the storms and stuff.
	They don't have a lot of snow, but I figured I'd get an all-wheel drive.
	They have tornadoes.
	I'm like, hey, might have a little more traction in case I get swept away.
	Get a little bit of a bigger car.
	I'm married now, maybe pop a couple kids out soon.
	And I walked into the place without a mask and the guy goes, so you're not going to wear a mask?
	And I go, dude, you're selling me a car.
	Like, since when did this process of you trying to sell me something that costs $40,000 or so involve you trying to tell me how to live my life, basically?
	Like, sir, you're trying to sell me something I don't need.
	Don't talk to me about my lifestyle choices.
	And he's like, all right, whatever, man.
	But what?
	We have all these new rules.
	We have all these new rules that like overnight.
	It's like, oh, you don't have a mask on?
	Like, you know, overnight.
	And I think it's a discernment test.
	I think it's just like, who is listening to the media still?
	Who's scared?
	You don't have a mask on?
	It's like, oh, that's 7.5 out of 10 brainwashed by the media.
	You not scared.
	You're like two.
	It's the media.
	It's that one person.
	Like, I get a comment on my post.
	He goes, you're on the wrong side of history.
	They go, you're on the wrong side of history.
	You don't care about old people.
	That's why I go, shut up, pandemic grifter.
	GTFO.
	You go, people are scared of that guy.
	They're going, oh, I don't want to be judged.
	It's a fear of man.
	They're going, I don't want to be the only person who's going to be able to do it.
	There's multiple layers to it.
	So you're convinced by the media and you're scared of the virus or you're scared of being judged.
	And it's like those two groups coming together are the same as the apolitical people who assume they're Democrats and then the evil establishment Democrats that try to win them over and talk in generalities and say, oh, you're for the people.
	You're not racist.
	You're a Democrat.
	It's the same thing.
	It's the same brainwashing.
	They're just seeing like out of the population who they have access to.
	So whoever fights, like, oh, you have to go inside and stay in the house.
	They're like, all right, we got a good one.
	And they're building that base.
	And it's a discernment test.
	It's people who are scared of the virus versus who's there, who's not.
	And the people who are not are the patriots or the people that own businesses or people that know their constitutional rights.
	So it's like, yeah, what do we need?
	Maybe some yellow vest protests to reopen the country?
	Guess who's got plenty of yellow vests?
	Your boy.
	All right.
	Well, you know what?
	And speaking of that, I got a car.
	And this is what's really kind of like, this was really interesting, though.
	So I got this car and we have a new sponsor on the show.
	And this is the funniest story.
	So this is really funny.
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	I literally call today and I go, okay, yeah, I switched my insurance over to my new car.
	And they're like, okay, yeah, like, here's what it'll be.
	It'll be $196.90 or whatever.
	And then I go, oh, let me check my ad reads today.
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	I go, I'm going to check what the ad companies are that are on the thing.
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	You can just find out really quick if you have the lowest rate that you have.
	So I go, you know what?
	This is after I just paid like $100 for the fee for the insurance guy.
	I go to Gabby.
	I go to gabby.com slash offensive.
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