Elijah Schaffer’s guest recounts Portland’s violent weekend, where "peaceful" protesters—including one with a Super Mario Bros. 64 Kirby fan girlfriend—faced rubber bullets, beanbag guns, and tear gas, with six zip-tied for allegedly chanting "All cops are bastards." Another admits to trying to torch the courthouse behind barriers while hurling bricks and eggs at officers, who were left jobless after threats like "Fuck you little bitches." Clashes reveal deep hostility toward law enforcement, exposing Portland’s escalating antifa-fueled chaos as a battleground where even passive presence invites retaliation. [Automatically generated summary]
Anyway, Portland is always a blast, but this weekend it was more than that.
Getting hit with rubber bullets, pepper balls, tear gas canister, and constantly flash-banged.
At least I was getting action while away from my wife.
Today I'm going to tell you the story with real images and video of what happened in that godforsaken city.
And that's how the media reports it.
A few kids just tugged on a fence, and then all of a sudden, bam, pepper bullets, rubber bullets, and tear gas galore.
But let's take a look at what really happened before the Feds responded like this.
This has been declared an unlawful assembly.
Officers are being hit with projectiles.
It's not just arsonists the federal agents have to worry about.
It's people shooting mortar fireworks, throwing Molotov cocktails and explosive devices.
What would
you think if that did blow up around the cops?
Like, what if one of the cops dies in the beautiful?
Fuck it.
If one of them cops got killed, good.
I'm begging you to take me to federal court.
Please.
Please take me to federal court so I can fuck your life off.
I'm begging you.
Take me to court so I can fuck your life quickly off.
Okay?
I promise.
If you guys fuck with me, I have a legal defense.
You guys will not have a job by the end of the day by the time I'm done with you.
I promise.
If you're watching this and you're like, yeah, I am sick of this shit, you're not the only one because the officers, well, they're humans too, and they can only take so much.
It's time to get wrecked.
I'm not sure why-
Fuck you little bitches, come suck on my dick.
I'm standing in this street.
They don't want to be.
Hey, look, I'm raising my fist, cooking shit up, just like this, right here.
Whiz, bitch, yeah, I'm raising my fist.
I'm cooking shit up just like this, right here.
Whiz, flashing my eyes, just like the gas.
Fuck all these cops, they can suck on my ass.
I'm about to smash them with some bricks.
I'm throwing some eggs.
Y'all know what it is.
This ain't no riot, man.
We just want peace.
For domestic terrorists, their lines are about as fire as the federal courthouse.
And then I ran into this meth addict.
Do you want proof?
Do you want proof?
For just fucking being here.
Like, they will shoot you.
Can you explain to me what happened in the situation where you got shot?
Um, I was peacefully protesting, and uh, literally just staying there.
The federal agents come out and shot me with beanbags.
Like, locked me up, locked me up for about six shots, shot me six times.
Peacefully protesting.
And I want my friend.
What specifically, where why would they shot you?
Where did they get it run?
Because I support the people I walk with, and we have a big presence.
We have a big presence right now.
At the time, I was doing it.
I was banging on the fence and chanting Black Lives Black Lives Matter.
All crops are bastards.
And here we are.
Downtown Portland.
Did they ask you to vacate the area?
Oh, they tried to snatch me.
They pulled out zip ties, shot me with beanbags, like shot me with beanbags.
And tried to steal me.
Were you the same guy that was involved with the fire too?
The fairy in the flames?
No, no, no.
You can see the look of guilt on his face because he knows that I captured the video of him starting a fire.
Yeah, that's actually why he got shot.
He was behind the barrier trying to set the federal courthouse on fire.
There's nothing like peacefully starting a fire on federal property.
But that didn't stop his girlfriend, who's famous for playing Kirby in Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. 64, to tell me about how her boyfriend is a victim.
Literally standing up there, peacefully protesting.
There's the line.
Just there for the fucking people.
They hide behind the building.
They weren't even out like this.
Hiding behind the building.
They're fucking shooting people for being out here for protesting.