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Jan. 5, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Roasting TikTok with My Wife | Guest: Kez | Ep 74

President Trump and his administration want to ban the Chinese tech company from doing business in the U.S. TikTok is worse than cancer. Here's what we think about it. Do you use TikTok?

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Elliot, I'm pegging, neurodivergent, disabled, transgender, bisexual, product of immigration, one of the biggest Trump haters you'll ever meet, and very supportive of the Black Lives Matter movement.
Do me a favor.
Shut the f**k up.
Guys, they're taking TikTok down.
We're looking at TikTok.
We may be fing not f ⁇ ing.
Hey!
Father Post on here.
Probably the last time ever.
Thank you, Louise.
The number of people that went live right now was literally insane.
Everything's fine.
Everyone's calmed down.
What happened to the honey house?
Where are you like talking to all that?
When it got banned, we all had to get like normal jobs.
If I had a choice to ban TikTok or to cure cancer, TikTok would already be off the app market.
Today, we're talking about TikTok, which is getting canceled, along with the cringiest moments that we've found, including why we think it should probably be canceled beyond just China wanting to ban it.
I'm joined in studio with a lovely guest who also is a fan of TikTok.
Yeah, well, actually, the number one best app in the world is TikTok.
And so I'm excited about it.
Yeah, well, she's, she, this is Croxon.
This is actually my wife.
She is, she likes TikTok.
I'm borderline TikTok famous.
She has what?
How many followers do you have?
Oh, like 400.
But it's only from my hamster videos that went viral.
But I almost got there.
Okay, well, yeah, that's really, really cool.
Well, anyway, there's a lot of kids crying about this.
And they're upset.
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We don't.
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Carry on.
Anyway, guys, just remind you, just click those links.
But anyway, I want to always, before we jump into that, we're going to talk a little bit about ugly people starting out.
And I just want to give a segue into this.
Rude, rude.
Do you think I'm cute?
Yes or no?
Yes.
Okay, that was just a little teaser.
That was a little teaser of what we're going to talk about as one of the reasons why TikTok's getting banned.
Okay.
That sound, that, that, that, do you think I'm cute sound, that is really, really popular on TikTok.
I feel like I'm the TikTok expert in the room right now out of the two of us.
And I will say I've seen so many people of all genders and ages like mouth to that baby voice.
And it's actually so popular of adults like our age, like 20s, acting as little babies and using baby voices.
I've heard so many of them, like that one and a ton more.
Like adults are acting like little babies, but it's cute.
Come on, wouldn't you say so?
Don't get into our secret behind the door fetishes.
Anyway, guys, before we jump into talking about these few things, number one, TikTok should be banned because they censor ugly people and here at slightly offensive, we are pro-disability.
Number two, they're a pedo hotbed and they don't care about pedophiles.
Also, they are big on defending China, that and a lot more coming up at first.
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So, let's just jump right into this.
So, I don't know if you know this, but one of the reasons why TikTok should be canceled is because do you know that they were actually censoring disabled people and ugly people?
This is a real scandal.
Did you hear about this?
Me?
Yeah.
Oh, who else would I be?
Yeah, America?
Did you hear about this?
Drop down in the comments, guys, if you heard about it.
Let us know in the comments.
I know, I didn't hear they were censoring ugly people.
I didn't realize we were talking about why TikTok needed to be censored because I freaking love TikTok.
And I thought we were just talking about all the wonderful creative people on there.
No, no, no.
We're going to talk about this.
So, before we jump into the fact that TikTok is censoring ugly people, which is really sad because then I couldn't have a career on TikTok, let's go ahead and watch a compilation that I cut up for you guys of some of the really physically challenged people that are on there.
And we're going to talk about why TikTok is taking these people off their website and why this is actually bad for the disabled community.
Do you think I'm cute?
Yes or no?
Yes?
Oh, you're with her now?
Okay.
I guess I'll just have to show you what you're missing.
She's a little bit of hip-hop and country.
And I'm a little more rocking roll.
When you mix in a little bit of whiskey, we sound like a radio.
Hey, Siri, find me a big, beautiful woman.
Yeah.
Well, hello.
I found a boy.
Beautiful and sweet.
Do you want to do this, little girl?
I am.
I told you.
Did you see that girl had a pacifier?
Yeah, what is it?
And then she takes it out and she's like, I'm actually a butch lesbian.
Okay, let me just say one thing because I have a feeling I know what you're gonna say.
I feel like you're gonna rip into all these people and say that because they may be a little bit bizarre looking, they don't deserve to be famous.
That's not what I was gonna say.
Oh, okay, because I was gonna say good for them because let's bash Hollywood for a second.
Only, you know, the most handsome man alive, Mr. Teigen, whatever his name is.
Oh, yeah, John Legend.
Yeah, we know that TikTok allows ugly people to get famous because Chrissy Teigen is famous.
But no, stop.
No one voted John Legend the most handsome man in the world, but whatever.
They have these contests about handsome people, and everyone's beautiful in Hollywood.
And what about the people who were just born disadvantaged with looks?
Give them a shot.
Like TikTok is not a problem.
TikTok is not going to do that, though.
Let me tell you explain to you.
Let me read this to you.
Let me read this to you.
All those people?
No, they're censored.
Because TikTok, it says this.
In order to try and attract new users to its platform, TikTok moderators have censored content from people deemed too ugly, poor, or disabled.
According to a leaked document.
Now, the Intercept, we don't like.
Do you know why we don't like the Intercept?
Because I know why we don't like The Intercept.
Tell everyone why we don't like it.
Because The Intercept wrote a hit article about me, and then right-wing watch Jared Holt, who sponsors domestic terrorism and himself tries to get right-wing people killed.
Jared Holt is a domestic terrorist enabler and tries to kill people.
We're just shit with terrorists.
We don't.
Absolutely not.
But Jared Holt used this article.
They slandered me.
They're not really reliable, but this is actually a true article about, listen to this.
The makers of TikTok, the Chinese video sharing app with hundreds of millions of users from around the world, instructed moderators to suppress posts created by users deemed too ugly, poor, or disabled for their platform, according to the internal documents obtained by the intercept.
These same documents show moderators were also told to censor political speech in TikTok live streams, punishing those who harmed national honor or broadcast streams about state organs such as police with bans from the platform.
These previously unreported Chinese policy documents, along with conversations with multiple sources directly familiar with TikTok censorship activities, provide new details about the company's efforts to enforce rigid constraints.
This is what's even crazier.
Listen to this.
It says on TikTok, live stream military movements and natural disasters, videos that defamed civil servants and other materials that might threaten national security has been suppressed alongside videos showing rural poverty, slums, beer bellies, crooked smiles.
And one document goes so far as to instruct moderators to scan uploads for cracked walls, and disresputable decorations in users' own homes than to effectively punish poor TikTok users by artificially narrowing their audiences.
That is so sad.
I hate that.
What does Chinese people have against, what does China have against poor people?
And beer bellies.
I don't get it.
I don't get it either.
No, I know, really.
But that's so sad because those are my favorite people.
All these like little like teenage girls who are like, oh, I'm like, I don't want to watch you.
Like you don't entertain me.
But people who are like goofing off, doing different things, that's my kind of entertainment.
I'll watch that all night.
Yeah, no, me too.
Honestly, I think it's really sad because here at this show, we think that the future is disabled.
And it's really sad.
I know it's disabled.
Yeah.
The future is disabled.
And honestly, I'm really upset coming to the conclusion that ugly people have no place.
And so, you know, the left should really get on this ban.
I'm surprised that people are defending that TikTok is not being banned.
After all, aren't we for the disabled?
Aren't we for the lowly?
Aren't we for those who are unfortunate?
Yes.
And aren't ugly people the most interesting people to watch on TikTok?
I'd agree.
Solidarity.
This is me in solidarity with those people.
Freaking love them.
Fists up.
They're the best.
They are the fists up for the ugly.
They are the future.
They are the newest entertainment.
They can do everything that freaking Chrissy Teigen can do.
Yeah.
Probably even better.
Well, just because they've got a crack in their house.
Okay, so we know they're sending poor people.
Another reason why I should be banned is there's this weird, it's like four children, right?
I mean, it's four kids.
But there is this whole sexual side to it that is so bizarre.
I'm going to let you guys in on a second.
So this is what we're about to get into right now.
To all of you assholes who say that pups, furries, and cosplayers should die.
Do you realize how homicidal that sounds?
Is this how people become serial killers?
Leave them the fuck alone.
This is our hobby.
And if you wanna kill us just because we like being pups, furries, and cosplayers, I hope you have a privileged place in a prison.
Psycho.
I'm a puppy.
Cute, lovable, cuddly.
I enjoy when you rub my tummy.
I love treats because they are so yummy.
I'm your buddy.
Yeah, I'm a puppy.
I like boys.
I like pets.
Like them arms when they flex.
Like that, right?
And them sweats.
Curl of them girls.
Thank you, Nex.
I like when they look sexy bits.
I don't like them pads when they sit some color them girls.
I'm sorry.
I'm Captain Nookie Monster, the Starship Enterprise.
It's five-year mission to seek out and explore vast new Nookie.
To boldly go where no Nookie monster has gone before.
I just took a DNA test.
Turns out I'm 100%.
Beautiful.
Beautiful and amazing and fantastic.
Yummy yummy yummy yummy meal time!
Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, old time.
Okay, I don't even want to talk.
We'll talk about that in a second.
The sexual fetish and this problem with pedophiles on TikTok.
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So let's jump right into this.
So, okay, so there's a pedo problem.
Are we just not even going to acknowledge the videos we just know?
We're going to get into those videos.
Okay.
So there's this pedo problem because there's this sexual fetish problem.
And I'm going to play this video.
This article came with a video of a girl who, there's a very prominent TikToker who I'm not going to show you who he is first, but she calls him out on a video.
This is viral.
And he's actually in trouble.
They started an investigation into old men using lip sync battles to target young girls.
Check this out.
This will take me a second to start.
For everyone that's confused, I don't know how you missed all of this, but I'll explain it anyways.
Buddy Boudet, whatever, talks to girls from the ages of like 12 to 15.
He messages them on Instagram with very lewd videos and lewd messages and pictures, etc.
Basically, lewd means sexually suggestive.
Basically, he's a pedophile and who has been messaging multiple 14-year-old girls in various other ages under the age of 16 with really inappropriate videos, messages, etc.
Just a whole lot of shit.
A group of people, including myself, called him out on it.
And now law enforcement is taking over.
Okay, so guess who the guy is?
Do you know who this is?
Hard Rock Nick.
That's my guess.
No, Hard Rock Nick.
Okay, this is who it is.
I'm going to show you.
This guy is literally convicted of pedophilia.
Let me see.
Him.
The little bald guy?
Yes, the bald guy.
The one that's always doing the lip sync battles.
He's a pedophile.
No.
Yes.
Is he an actor?
The guy from freaking Alice in Wonderland and he plays those two little fat little girls.
No, this is the guy that's always the weird looking guy.
Let me see it.
It's this guy.
You've seen this guy.
He's like kind of like retarded a little bit.
Oh.
You know, he's like always doing really weird videos.
Yeah, but it's like you know these ones?
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, you know.
Yes, so he's a pedophile.
Yeah, but okay, don't you can't be so surprised.
Like some people, you know, when you see a girl and she's got like a head shaved and like crazy colored hair and piercings everywhere and you go, hmm, I reckon she's probably a feminist, right?
Yeah.
Like people let you know who they are by the way that they dress and do their hair.
This guy doesn't have any hair and he's letting us know you can't trust him immediately.
No, but I was saying, so this is what's crazy.
So this is a girl that this is going to shock you even more.
Check out the pictures of it's going to not, not a shock, but this is the girl who exposed him of who he was a pedophile for.
And we're going to get into this article.
So shocker here.
Wow.
This is really like clearly this woman's dad should have been more involved in her life.
You know what I mean?
You just know, you can tell this woman has parental, like, she was raised incorrectly.
I really true.
I mean, it's not a joke.
I mean, people who look like this weren't raised right.
It's really a tro.
It is.
Even you look like you're having a hard time with this.
Look, on one hand, I think like everyone has like bizarre hobbies and, you know, maybe like dress up or cosplay is like a bad thing.
Like some people are like to imitate having daddy issues.
Is that a hobby?
Well, I think there can be some cosplayers who don't have daddy issues, but there also can be some cosplayers who certainly do.
But ones who are girls that look like boys, you have some sort of an issue.
Or maybe we're molested.
It's possible.
I mean, a lot of people, I mean, a lot of people can't help it.
They had sex, they have dysfunction because they were molested.
That's a true statement, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A lot of people out there, it's not just daddy issues.
It's like maybe uncle, bad uncle issues.
Really, realistically, that's not a joke.
People get raped as kids, and it really ends up messing them up.
It does.
I literally, a lot of people in LA that I know, it depends where you live, because you didn't grow up with a lot of people that were molested.
I know a lot of people in Los Angeles because of the sex rings and the porn industry and all that stuff.
Just about everyone that I talk to in LA, when you sort of get deep and you go, oh, so what happened when you were a kid?
And they're like, ah, you know, the usual.
Yeah, not that it's funny jokes.
But it's sort of.
But it's common.
Yeah.
And it's sad.
It really is.
It's really disgusting.
But let's get to this.
So there's this problem that TikTok has a predator problem.
And I know it's not fair to say that they just have a predator problem because everybody has a predator problem.
America has a predator problem.
Right.
But one of the things, this guy says, like, Liz had been collecting creepy TikToks on an Instagram account for several months when she posted a series of videos.
A former TikTok user named.
Liz is the cosplay chick?
Yeah.
Booty Haynes, now 27 years old.
Booty Haynes.
This guy is 27.
No.
That's your age.
That's Benjamin Butt.
He's reversed aging.
I know.
Gosh, I feel so bad.
Speaking of disabled people, see, if they had, at least if we had censored him, then we would have gotten, we wouldn't have had this pedophile online.
So actually, maybe it is okay to disabled, to like censor strange-looking people because sometimes strange-looking people turn out to be pedophiles.
That's actually a true statement.
Okay.
Lizzie cracked it.
Liz had been collecting creepy TikToks, blah, blah, blah.
Now 27.
Haynes, known as the app as the boudet, pronounced the bidet, first gained notoriety on TikTok when a video in which he danced to good girls, bad guys, by the scream of band Falling in Reverse was featured in some cringe compilations created by big YouTubers.
He quickly became a viral sensation.
But he began texting girls and Haynes ended up messaging a 14-year-old on Instagram, the teenager now 15, who asked to be identified by your screen name.
That's this one here.
This girl.
If she thinks he's attractive.
Then he asks her how old she is.
When she tells him that she's 14, Haynes continues the conversation saying he wishes he could be in a relationship with her.
He sends her dozens of videos of himself, many where he's shirtless, licking his lips and kissing the camera, which, by the way, are his TikToks.
I mean, that really shocks.
No one wants to see that.
But Liz published the videos and reported Haynes to TikTok.
Her allegations went viral and TikTok is taking advantage of children, blah, blah.
Okay, anyway.
But on top of that, they've been covering it up.
Like, there was this one guy.
They didn't remove him at first.
There was this TikTok removes an Australian account purporting to hunt pedophiles on there.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, so they were like not only not taking action against pedophiles, but they were like removing accounts of people who were hunting pedophiles because you know why?
Because they apparently, according to this intercept article, China doesn't want anything that can make China look bad.
And so the idea of acknowledging pedophilia on the website could make China look like it's like has pedophiles.
Don't they?
China's always trying to like look good, but they just can't really figure it out.
Yeah, it's like, but it's like the coronavirus deaths, right?
They're like, oh, we didn't have a lot of deaths.
It's not that they didn't have a lot of deaths.
They probably have the most in the world.
They just lie.
China's a lying country.
Yes.
So maybe if China's listening, if you guys stop lying, everyone might trust you and maybe you'll have a better image.
Yeah, but this brings us to our last moment here.
So obviously, you know, TikTok is cringy.
It really is annoying.
And it's like, and there was some stuff I didn't want to get into.
You know, the thing is, these young boys and girls are just really kind of, they act childish, you know, and adults on there are childish.
But that's why Trump signed an executive order that he's going to ban the use of TikTok in the U.S. Are you surprised at that?
No, I also don't think it's going to really make a difference.
I think it's going to be banned.
Like musically is TikTok.
And then that went out and TikTok and then like Vine is like the same thing.
Like all these like apps that kept coming along and then disappearing, it's all the exact same thing where like anyone can get famous by just like making like little things or singing along or whatever.
So ban TikTok, who cares?
The people who are like famous on TikTok will be like sad about it.
But it was like 30 seconds of fame anyways.
And then a new app will come along.
Everyone will jump on board and so it will begin again.
Yeah, I agree.
No, honestly.
That's why I said that President Trump on Thursday invoked his emergency economic powers to impose broad sanctions against TikTok.
So within 45 days, basically somebody has to buy it because this company Byte Dance, I'm sure you guys all know these stories.
They might sell data to China.
But I don't really know if it's a big deal because when you go down there and practice, experts told NPR, the order likely will mean the viral video service could no longer receive advertising from American companies and that the app could be removed from Apple and Google's app stores if they don't sell it to Microsoft, which to me is really not that much better because Microsoft in itself is associated with Bill Gates, even though I think he retired and he's on the board only.
And there's a lot of controversy there with forced vaccinations around the world.
And we know you're not a fan of vaccines that much, but I'm a fan and I'm a fan of you, but I'm also a fan of vaccines and you're a fan.
We want to talk about vaccines, baby.
Want to get into some vaccines?
I don't want to do that.
No.
Not now on camera.
I don't want to lose my cool.
But anyway, but anyway, the reality is that TikTok has a slew of problems because it's foreign run.
It doesn't follow standards, U.S. standards, and it censors people based on political speech.
That's what you expect from a communist country, except for the controversy is literally every American tech company behaves the same way.
They sell information to China.
They work with Chinese firewalls.
And then they also censor political speech they disagree with.
So really, what difference is TikTok?
I mean, I'm going to be in defense of TikTok.
What difference is banning TikTok than banning Facebook?
I mean, they are all the same shit, different platform.
Right.
But still, I like that Trump is really trying to like make things more American and like stop trading with China and all these countries and trying like bring everything into the country.
You can just say it.
Like we're just banning it because it's a Chinese company and then just ban it and don't give a chance to buy it and stuff.
Just get rid of it and just give a middle finger to China and say goodbye.
Toodaloo.
So you think TikTok and a story?
Is it worth keeping or worth saving or should it go?
You know what?
I don't know what I'm going to do at night anymore because that's while you're working late, I just hours and hours.
Old mate Baldface, whatever his name was.
Looking at pedophiles.
Freaking love it.
I love that.
That's like my favorite.
I love to recreate them.
Love to make some special TikTok, send it to the family, you know?
Yeah, well, I'm sorry to ruin your dreams, but eventually you'll have to just spend time with your husband.
Wouldn't want that.
Anyway, guys, let us know your thoughts on TikTok.
We're going to keep this up.
I know that I promised you guys that I'd have part two of the doctors, and I had to make this video last minute because everything's getting banned online.
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