Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - How to Rig an Election & Get Away With It | Guest: Lauren Chen

Jan. 5, 2021 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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How to Rig an Election & Get Away With It | Guest: Lauren Chen | Ep 100

Rigging doesn’t mean illegal. It’s not that people are breaking the law; they are changing the game entirely. We are set to experience one of the most confusing elections in modern history. Also, the FBI called me and confirmed a valid attempt to assassinate me. I explain it all with the lovely Lauren Chen on one of the most crucial episodes we’ve ever released.

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	I'm sure a lot of you feel the exact way I do right now.
	You're equal parts jaded and just kind of sick of 2020.
	Nothing could surprise you.
	But also you're kind of surprised because you thought last night was going one way when you went to bed.
	And like every day in 2020, you woke up and you realized you don't know what the hell's going on.
	And to talk a little bit about what the hell's going on is my guest today, Lauren Chen.
	Thank you so much for coming on.
	Thank you so much for having me.
	Although I do want to preface that I also don't know what's going on, but we can kind of muddle through it together.
	You know, we can talk about it.
	I was hoping you had some evidence or you had some clue, but at least we can be confused together.
	And those of you that are watching or you're listening, join us in this, in this very convoluted time where it's just like 2020 is like high school all over again, right?
	Every year you think it's going to get better, but it just gets more complicated and worse.
	Just guess words.
	And I've had people say, do you really think that 2021 is just going to magically reset and be better?
	And it's like, well, I have to hope.
	This has been a crazy year.
	I mean, I think somewhere along the lines, we actually had proof that like aliens were maybe real, but it was just so crazy.
	We didn't even have time to focus on that.
	And now it's like an election from hell that may not actually be over until December.
	And I don't know if like the ulcers that are developing in my stomach can really hold out for that long or I'm just going to like explode from the inside before then.
	So it's going great.
	Yeah.
	And I'm like mixed with you too, where it's like, I'm all like for like, I'm about to call a civil war and just tell everyone to get out in the streets, but then I'm not going to do that because I don't want to get banned.
	And I would never say that I would do that in real life, but I'm like in that point, I feel like a little bit like Alex Jones, like mixed with Tucker Carlson, where it's like, I want to be professional and I want to give the word, but I also want to rip off my shirt and just break these screens with a bat.
	And I'm pissed.
	Let's talk about the unrest on the streets, guys.
	Things were freaking crazy in Washington, D.C. Picked up a souvenir.
	I think it's right here.
	We got some prizes, some mostly peaceful door prizes that come with the protests and the unrest.
	Actually, one man had a metal bat in his backpack last night.
	We're going to look at some clips and we're going to get Lauren's reaction.
	If you guys don't know, you know, they tried to assassinate me last night.
	Yeah, pretty crazy.
	You know what's funny is that I don't want to do what you do because I mean, you have more balls than I do.
	I'll just say it.
	But I did want to do at least some, you know, reactions, talk to people in the protests because we've done that before, like in Canada and the UK.
	And Liam, my producer and fiancé, he's here as well.
	He's very much against me doing that here for this election.
	And even Ricky, one of our Blaze producers, she just said, you know what?
	Leave it to Elijah.
	I think you, you know, you, you probably, I don't want to assume anything, but you might be a little bit better in a fight.
	Yeah.
	And then you have a prettier face.
	I know your fiancé would agree.
	He would probably not like you.
	When I have a fat lip, like it's like whatever, right?
	It's like, because guys are, we're always, we are the prize.
	We are the prize because we always look the same, right?
	And it's like, as we get older, we just get like, we get better looking.
	More distinguished.
	Yes.
	And I'd say like when we have scars and these things, it adds to our character.
	Yeah.
	Women, you guys need to keep it all intact.
	I'm sorry, it's true.
	It is true.
	And it might be, I mean, I'm not saying that I only have a show for my looks, but I don't know if as many people would be impressed if I somehow ended up looking like, I don't know, Nancy Pelosi through a blender.
	Yeah, it's actually let's not test that.
	People don't, all I can say is, I can't confirm your show, but I'd like to believe people only watch this show for my looks.
	Look at that.
	That is, come on.
	Everyone knows that like a slightly round-headed, puffy man with freckles, scars.
	It's the Irish charm.
	Don't be so hard on yourself.
	It's the Irish charms.
	Our cereal is just as good as our looks.
	Lucky charms.
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	Let's jump into this.
	So, you weren't able to go, Gary.
	If we could roll clip two, this is why this happened early on in the night during the unrest before we knew anything.
	Let's see these mostly peaceful protesters.
	I'm not shocked by anything anymore, sadly.
	Like, this is, I've become so jaded.
	And you know what?
	What's so interesting is that not only are people committing violence publicly with tons of witnesses, there are people filming it.
	And that's still not enough to stop people from acting like animals.
	They just go for it.
	I wanted to reenact my favorite part of that scene.
	So, take this bat.
	So, what we noticed, so the guy had a bat, and there was a Trump supporter.
	This is really important right now because I'm pissed.
	And he kind of hit him like on the head.
	This is actually, this is not a plastic bat.
	This is a metal bat.
	I promise you that this is for sure.
	This is, I'm a really strong guy.
	Irish people have skull, really thick heads and big mouths.
	So, he went up and he hit him on the head.
	Go ahead and hit me on the head real fast.
	Well, he hit him a little harder than that.
	He hit him a little harder, but actually, just went up and just like whacked, just whacked his head and he split it open and put something, a skull in.
	And this is why here, you know, this is crazy, man.
	I've gotten really strong from all this, but he beat him up.
	He beat him up.
	And that's why you weren't allowed to go here.
	If we could roll clip four for a second, I'll show you.
	They were all, I mean, actually, clip three.
	I don't know if you're surprised by this.
	The violence escalated when the Black Block Antifa started attacking cops.
	Let's watch this.
	Why don't they?
	That's what I want to.
	Why don't they do anything?
	I support law enforcement for sure, but someone has told these cops, stand down, stay away, let things play out.
	And I want to know who that person is.
	And I'm sure a lot of voters do as well, because they need to be held accountable.
	This is not acceptable.
	There shouldn't be political violence happening on the streets in the United States.
	This isn't a third world country.
	There should be law and order.
	This shouldn't be something that's acceptable.
	But we see this more and more now.
	I think people are getting tired of it.
	Tackle that guy, punch him in the face and arrest him.
	Yes.
	We need more police brutality, not less.
	That's a joke.
	But what I mean is like there's some police brutality that's warranted.
	Of course, especially when you're being attacked.
	If you're being kicked, and this is my point of why I think we're tired of what's going on right now in the election, is that when we're seeing this uncertainty in the way that, you know, mail-in voting was pushed, even though it wasn't safe, tech companies coming and supporting this.
	This is what pissed me off on Instagram, was that I would put a post up, an election post.
	This is my own page.
	Then they would put a warning under it saying, come here for voter information.
	And that voter information would tell my followers, you know, voting through mail is very safe.
	It's very trusted.
	It has integrity.
	So what they were doing is taking messages I don't agree with, attaching them to my political votes, my political posts to confuse the people.
	And this is my point, is that we are no longer in control of our government.
	Our government is no longer in control of law and order.
	Social media platforms have taken away our own voice and our ability to express our own opinions.
	And we are in one of the most unfair elections where we see police are unable to enforce the law.
	Politicians are getting rigged out of office.
	We're seeing an election of a democracy of a republic being overturned by some sham mail-in ballots.
	I mean, basically, I think Americans like myself, when I say I'm jaded, look at clips like this of the police getting kicked and not being able to do anything, that we all feel like that officer, like that we have the power and we feel like we should have the power to get control, to take back law and order.
	But it's like there are powers at B, there are globalists, there are people out there that are just keeping us from being able to do what we could so easily do, which is just get our freaking country back.
	Right.
	And I think it starts fixing this starts with, I mean, stopping giving these people validation or pretending that their arguments are at all accurate.
	You talk about mail-in ballots and, you know, the system is right now rife with fraud, right?
	We've seen it from the Project Veritas exposés.
	We've known for a long time that there are issues with voter registration of, you know, dead people, right?
	Mail-in ballots appearing at people's houses under a different name and things like that.
	And even people's votes, there have been, I mean, I don't want to say this too definitively because these have been contested, but we're seeing videos circulating of Trump ballots being burned and things like that.
	So we know there are issues in the system.
	But anytime someone tries to raise these issues, what do they say to them?
	Oh, well, this is racism if you want voter ID.
	Oh, it's a conspiracy theory to say mail-in ballots aren't secure.
	And you know what?
	Stop listening to those people, right?
	Anyone with any common sense knows that these are issues in the system.
	You look at any other country that the left often likes to do when it comes to things like healthcare.
	Like let's talk about voting security, right?
	You go to any other country, you need an ID to vote.
	Canada, you need it?
	Oh, of course.
	Like, we're not stupid.
	I mean, we may be even lefter than the Democrats, but we still understand that if you need ID to rent a car or see an R-rated movie, you need ID to vote, right?
	And not only that, but when it comes to voter registration, you're not on there for the end of the century, right?
	You need to renew your registration on your tax form to make sure that, I mean, you're still living there.
	You're still wanting to vote.
	It just makes sense.
	And right?
	Mail-in ballots.
	I don't know who thought that was a good idea.
	So these are things that any common sense person knows are an issue.
	But we have Democrats gaslighting the American public by saying like, oh, no, if you have any problem with this, you're crazy.
	Don't listen to those people.
	Like, honestly, just don't.
	They're minority anyway.
	So why anyone is entertaining them, especially conservatives, is something I don't understand.
	Yeah, and I blame all of this election on hoes.
	I really do on sluts.
	And I'll tell you why, realistically speaking, because I think that the way that the Democrats have been able to rig the game and change things is because of the degeneration of our society, specifically the breakdown of our families.
	That mothers are no longer raising their kids, that they want to work, that they're busy sleeping around, taking the pill.
	People are not getting constructive advice.
	They're not getting, they're not having fathers who raise them.
	And we have this dumbed-down, stupid generation that's looking to the government to tell them what to do, where to go, how to sit.
	When, you know, they say how low to go, and they, you know, they ask, well, okay, fine, I'll do whatever you ask.
	And we have this generation that's now looking to the government to solve their own problems.
	And I think the government, the Democrats know that.
	They're about big government.
	And they knew that by pushing out a bunch of nail-in compulsory ballots, they could get dumb people to vote.
	And I know that's why our forefathers really had restrictions on voting because it's like you don't want the stupidest people in your country voting.
	That would be a pure democracy.
	And that could lead to chaos.
	That could lead to disorder.
	That's like the movie Idiocracy, right?
	They knew that you wanted landowners.
	You wanted certain individuals who were intelligent or had an education.
	Or a stake in the system.
	Yes.
	And these people don't have anything.
	They don't even have, they're stake.
	They don't have a kid anymore.
	These women, they don't have families.
	They don't have anything.
	And it's like, let's look at these.
	This is what I was going to say.
	This is what I, this is why I don't, I believe, honestly, this is an example of what America is like.
	While all this chaos is going on, let's look at some videos of hoes.
	You know, the rapper 50 Cent retweeted my video.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah.
	That's a big deal.
	I know.
	That's, you know, these are real hoes.
	But he's not even black anymore.
	And I'm pretty sure he's a white supremacist.
	I think he likes hoes too.
	Okay.
	He likes money and hoes and not the garden kind.
	Go ahead and roll clip eight, Garrett.
	Is that eight or nine?
	I think it's eight.
	Oh, wait.
	Next clip.
	They're freaking humping each other.
	Yeah.
	I know it's gross.
	I know we saw stuff like that outside with the Women's March.
	People were doing that.
	Women were doing that in front of pro-life protesters who were kind of like trying to raise awareness of how quickly fetal development happens and that, you know, that is a human being.
	And, you know, these women's march feminists, they responded by, I guess, twerking because that's what feminism is.
	It's wanting to abort your own children.
	It's wanting to debase yourself sexually.
	Yeah, you know, gotta love, gotta love progressive values.
	But no, this is disgusting.
	And this is unfortunately what a lot of modern political discourse has come down to.
	And I've said it before on our show.
	I don't care.
	It's controversial, but I'll say it.
	I don't think democracy is the be all end all.
	I don't even think it's a particularly good idea.
	I'm not in favor for every person needing to vote.
	It's like all of these get out the vote efforts.
	I'm like, no, if you know you're informed and you have a stake in the system, okay, yeah, let's vote.
	But if you don't know what's going on or you're apathetic or you just want to vote so you can get as much back from your fellow citizens, actually don't vote.
	You know what?
	Because all you're trying to do is exploit the system for personal gain, which is not what politics and government is supposed to be about.
	But that's why we have people on the left focusing so hard on democracy right now because all they want is mob rule.
	And you know what?
	If mob rule wasn't in their favor, they would be completely ignoring it anyway.
	But for now, it is.
	And so that's why they say things like count all the ballots, right?
	Even if they may not be legitimate or whatever, they just want power.
	Well, and that's what this was about.
	The compulsory mail-in voting.
	I will just say this here.
	I don't care.
	Literally, you can hit me with a bat and call me whatever you want because realistically speaking, you know, this is where people talk crap on Infowars.
	They talk crap on Alex Jones.
	And I've always said he gets some things wrong, but most of it's right.
	Because one thing that he's always talked about is this idea of globalists trying to tap into the stupid masses, trying to get control through media and subversion.
	And what I noticed is if you go into Spotify or any of these apps, big tech companies, the get out to vote campaigns are like using childish cartoons or like naked people.
	And it's like, want to see my titty vote.
	And it's like, well, first of all, gross pair of tits.
	No offense.
	It's really like Liza or whatever.
	Yeah, Lizzo.
	Liza, Lizo, is that her name?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's like, I don't care if you're fat.
	I don't care if you have flat boobs and they hang down to your belly button.
	But I don't want to see them.
	I didn't ask for it, but most importantly, like what's weird is that if they someone thought about taking a fat black woman with saggy breasts, painting half her body in a flag, putting it on a picture, and really said this will get people to vote, which is not really sad for Lizo or whatever, Lizzo?
	Lizzo, yeah, Lizzo.
	It shows you how much they think of the American people and really truly how what they're what tactics they're using to gain power.
	They're going, let's tap into the most ridiculous, like general lizard brain part of the psyche.
	That's what I'm saying.
	Like somebody goes, that will get people to vote.
	And maybe it did.
	And that scares me.
	That's where before you blame the Democrats and stuff, you go, oh my gosh, this is a cultural problem.
	If people in America will vote because of that, you know, or your stupid little pictures like, you know, be a feminist, vote, or vote for the black power or whatever.
	If that actually can move people and mobilize people to get out and cast a vote specifically for the Democrats, it's like, maybe we are doing something wrong, or maybe they're just unethical and we need to catch up to them.
	Right.
	Well, I strongly believe that a society gets the government that it deserves, for better or worse, right?
	And unfortunately, I think a lot of Western societies, we are getting the governments that we deserve and we have no one to blame but ourselves, right?
	We've let this happen.
	Like you mentioned, we've let this happen through the destruction of the nuclear family through letting the education system go to the leftists without really any challenge up until very, very recently.
	And, you know, Lizzo's not the only celebrity who was getting naked in order to get people to vote.
	Amy Schumer did the same thing.
	And I very strongly and seriously believe that Amy Schumer getting naked in order to make people vote should count as political terrorism as far as I'm concerned.
	And that's nuclear warfare.
	I think so.
	Oh my gosh.
	Yeah, how to drain a pool, drop her water gone.
	Terrible.
	But this is, this is what politics is.
	And it's kind of disappointing because, you know, the personal now has become political.
	And what I think that means is that now politics, like entertainment media, has to appeal to the lowest common denominator, which is not a good thing.
	It's not a problem.
	20-year-old boys.
	You know, there's a creator in here named Taylor Hanson.
	He's like 20, right?
	And like 20-year-old boys, it's like, they're like, oh, like, I mean, I'm not to be crass, but they're just like, oh my gosh, like, toots, you know, you're a 20-year-old boy and like you're going around.
	Now, here's what happens.
	It's like, as you grow older, you know, he was like a teenager and you're like, you know, you always know these little horny boys and stuff like that.
	And then they grow up and you start, you know, respecting women.
	You start realizing it's not just about the body and there's character qualities and traits and you become sophisticated.
	And now you, you know, what's attractive to you as a man is not just a woman, you know, with a very curvy body and snippy clothes.
	It's like, you're like, I don't want that.
	You know, you're like, I want, I want some, a real, a real woman, right?
	Who has other qualities too?
	I think that the voting block is kind of like that, where they just like, people in nature are kind of carnal and they're just kind of dumb.
	And they just kind of look at the government like it's like a partner.
	And it's like, how can I get the most?
	What's the biggest benefit I can get?
	And they're just like dumb young boys.
	They're just like, oh, yeah, yeah, give me stuff.
	Give me whatever.
	And people, rather than looking at our culture and wanting to educate them and get them out of that, just like you would take a young man and you want to mentor him, right?
	Guys go from boys to men through good strategic mentorship from fathers, from strong men in their life, and they learn to value the right things.
	I think it's really sad in our culture that the Democrats, rather than looking at the dumbness of our country and going, we need to do better than this.
	We need to help get out of this stupidity, go, let's take advantage of this dumbness.
	Let's dumb the nation down even more.
	Because the dumber we can make the country, the more stupid and yak, a young boy around a hot chick being like out of control.
	Let's take advantage of the chaos.
	Let's take advantage of the riots and let's weaponize this to stay into power.
	And they would sacrifice the well-being and the welfare of our nation and the lack of advancement of our culture simply just to stay in power.
	But why?
	That's the question.
	Is it because there's globalists and they're working hand in hand with the UN and China and these organizations to sort of decentralize the nationalism of the country?
	Or is it just for the age-old reason of politics where people just love power and they get blinded and corrupted by it?
	I think it's both, right?
	I think there are people out there who are just power hungry, right?
	And I think there are also ideologues, and I'm talking specifically about people like AOC and I think Elon Omar, who are really driven by this ideology where they believe the state is God, right?
	So, I mean, they don't care about things like destruction of the family.
	They want the state to be able to essentially be your be-all end-all from cradle to grave.
	And that is an authoritarian tactic.
	It's called atomization.
	You chip down the connections between families and communities and you reinforce allegiance to the state.
	And that is exactly what they're trying to do.
	We see that in school.
	We see that more and more.
	We see the left arguing that children specifically shouldn't be the wards of parents.
	It should be to the state.
	We saw that most recently with COVID.
	We even saw Harvard magazine coming out against homeschooling because heaven forbid parents be more involved in their children's education.
	And I think it's all connected.
	And what's especially scary in terms of globalism is seeing how far these leftists, their influence reaches, right?
	Because we have, for example, Black Lives Matter protests.
	That's going on not just in the United States now.
	That's going on in Canada.
	That's going on in the United Kingdom.
	I'm pretty sure they've had similar movements in Australia.
	And it's really scary because it gives you a sense of the scale of what you're up against, right?
	It's not just a couple of elitists in New York and California.
	This is actually a global phenomenon, especially with how academia and cultural institutions are thanks to the internet.
	They are global.
	So, I mean, without similar backing, I'm not sure what conservatives can do in order to oppose that.
	And I mentioned to you before the show, unfortunately, I'm kind of blackpilled about this.
	I don't know if the conservatives that are left are A, you know, strong enough in numbers or B, strong enough in resolve to actually do something about it.
	Yeah, I would have to say that.
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	Speaking of not regretting it, mentioned a little bit about the attempted assassination last night.
	And to just bring the credibility into this, it was serious.
	This was, we had armed security.
	This was a very credible threat.
	It came from multiple sources.
	They were tracking us, trying to get us away from police.
	They ended up stabbing multiple people last night.
	There was multiple attempted murders last night.
	So this is not without question.
	They were attacking political opposition.
	This is a confusing time for all of us.
	And we need to switch into this.
	So I wrote a tweet that says this, and we're going to talk about each of these steps.
	I wrote the entire COVID shutdown scam, compulsory mail-in ballots, then huge margins for Trump on election night, pausing election counting, then huge mail drops with perfect margins for Biden.
	Ethical or unethical, they play to win.
	Can you say you didn't expect this?
	As we jump into what's going on with this confusion, I mean, realistically speaking, you brought up the fact that, you know, can we really expect conservatives in the right wing to get anything done?
	Right.
	We knew this was going to happen.
	Yes.
	We knew, we knew for months.
	We knew, I think, as soon as they started pushing the whole lockdown thing, right?
	Because at first, Democrats were kind of played off like it was no big deal because they didn't want to seem xenophobic.
	We had people like Nancy Pelosi saying, yeah, no, come on, come out, hug a Chinese person.
	It's all great.
	But no, what we saw was a very fast pivot once I think they realized how they could weaponize this.
	And, you know, I know conservatives, when it comes to the whole COVID thing, we don't want to seem heartless or quote anti-science, but let's be real.
	We're talking about an illness that we now know has like a 99 plus percent survival rate.
	And again, I don't want to be insensitive to the people who are immunocompromised or at risk or anything like that.
	But just the idea that Democrats said they were willing to put the whole election system at risk or potentially compromise it because of COVID, we should have known right away that they were up to something.
	Many people did, and they were called conspiracy theorists and things like that.
	And I think it just speaks to, I get the lack of resolve among the conservative movement that this wasn't dealt with sooner, that this was even allowed to happen.
	It's quite disappointing, especially how all of these battleground states were pushing so heavily for mail-in ballots.
	We should have known this is coming.
	Yeah.
	And I think that this is important to realize is that when I say rigging elections, so I don't get fact-checked by the people.
	You know, you'll say like, oh, it's 99.98% survival.
	And they go, actually, it's 99.982.
	You should technically keep an extra decimal.
	That's misleading information.
	You know, when I say rigging election, not rigging an election isn't always illegal.
	Like, you know, that's really important to say here.
	It's possible that they technically won the election not fairly because life isn't fair.
	And I think that's where the liberals, like, we don't want to be like them.
	They go, it's not fair.
	Look, life isn't fair, kid.
	It's like people suck and they do bad things.
	You know, it's like, it's like someone's like, you steal your girlfriend.
	And it's like, that wasn't fair.
	It's like, dude, people steal girlfriends.
	It's not nice.
	It's not good.
	You're not going to go to jail for it.
	Yeah, I'm sure you're actually hurt, but like you can stop crying and next time keep tabs on your chick, you know?
	Like, don't let someone steal your girl.
	Ask yourself, why did that happen?
	You know, why'd that happen?
	What were you doing wrong?
	And so for us, I'm asking the conservatives, like, if they're stealing an election legally, but it's not fair, what are we doing wrong?
	You know what I mean?
	Like, like if they can just dump ballots and get vertical spikes in like in swing states like Michigan and stuff like that, right?
	At a perfect margin to beat Trump, it's like, how did they find over 100,000 ballots?
	You know what?
	Like, how did they do that?
	Why are we not asking the questions?
	How are they doing what they're doing?
	Instead, we're like, I'm just going to go to court.
	And it's like, oh, yeah, that's really going to solve everything.
	Not just, I'm just going to go to court.
	Those are at least conservatives who have some sort of plan of action.
	We actually have conservatives saying, well, it actually makes sense.
	You know, he was leading in the polls in these states totally makes sense because we have conservatives who are actually just willing to, I guess, bend over and loop themselves up in order to take this from Democrats, which is really, really disappointing.
	And I think it's just representative of what we've seen for way too long from the establishment side of conservatives, which is just, you know, we'll let the left establish the rules and we'll do whatever they want.
	And if they win, well, I guess that's just too bad.
	So, you know, Will Chamberlain talks a lot about wartime conservatives, which I think is absolutely what we need right now.
	I think it may be too late.
	If Biden wins this election, remember, he's talking about giving a pathway to citizenship to at least, at least 11 million illegal immigrants.
	War.
	That's war, right there.
	That absolutely is.
	What they're essentially doing is ensuring Democrat reign for the foreseeable future.
	Never mind if we look at the idea, like they've already been kind of laying the groundwork for packing the Supreme Court.
	You know, like you said, I guess it's not illegal for them to do it, but it's definitely, it's not ethical.
	I mean, they always talk about like, oh, this is unfounded.
	We want to talk about unfounded.
	Let's talk about packing the courts and things like that.
	But yeah, I'm pretty blackpilled, like I said, about the whole situation.
	And I think at the very least, if you are a conservative who cares about this, look at the establishment conservative figureheads that were in charge for the longest time.
	And I'm talking about people like the Rick Wilson, the Charlie Sykes.
	You know, look where their leadership has gotten us and look how strongly they're opposing, you know, the Trump movement that actually might influence some change.
	Never trust these people again.
	You, you really shouldn't.
	Like, hate them all.
	Depose them.
	You should.
	With peace.
	I know.
	Mostly peaceful.
	I bully them on Twitter and I think they deserve it.
	Yeah, they deserve it.
	You know, I was going to say, I was going to say, where do you just find 100,000 plus million ballots for one candidate?
	And I just got a message in my ear right now from my producer.
	She said that actually it's very common if you find 100,000 ballots.
	She said she was walking down the street from 7-Eleven and she found a box full of 100,000.
	I think it was actually 100 million ballots all for Biden.
	And she brought it.
	Can you go ahead and bring that in here?
	I was really crazy.
	That's just, so what's crazy about this is, let's see this.
	Yeah, they're every, you know, they're everywhere.
	It says, and it's crazy on here too because it says not illegal ballots.
	So you know that it's real.
	That is legit.
	Right.
	And I'm going to tell you this: you might want to look inside, but I just want you to trust me that this is really all for Biden.
	I mean, I know, I know you can see the clothes in here, but I want you to just believe me because this is this, I said so.
	And so that's what they're doing.
	100% for Biden.
	And they're barring up windows.
	They don't want you to see inside the box.
	I mean, look at this.
	That is a Biden vote.
	Yeah, that's several thousand.
	Several.
	This is 1 trillion Biden votes, maybe.
	And I just got to say that for every thread for every vote, this is the kind of stuff that I want to remind you of.
	And this is not sponsored by Lowe's.
	At least that's good.
	But I mean, that's literally what they're doing.
	They just go, you should trust us.
	And then it's like these are the same.
	And not only that, not only are they just like, I mean, Biden ballots are just spawning in these swing states conveniently, but also, you know, those darn pipes bursting in areas where Trump voters are in the lead.
	And then kind of like, we don't know really what's happening with that ballot, with those ballots.
	We shouldn't kind of care too much.
	Stuff happens.
	You know, got to hand out some Sharpies to Trump voters as well.
	Talk about that.
	I actually have one here.
	This is a Sharpie.
	Some children put it in a bag and smell it to get high.
	And some of us should do that because I need something to get through whatever is going on right here.
	I know that we're supposed to pray to the Lord, but I don't know.
	It does smell pretty good.
	I'm getting sad.
	We're getting high on camera.
	Yeah, it smells pretty good.
	So let's get high on this.
	So people are accusing, like, we'll just talk this Sharpie thing.
	Can you explain what this was?
	Yeah, for sure.
	So I know at least in Arizona, there are reports from multiple people who I don't have any reason to doubt that they were given at the polling offices Sharpies to fill out their ballots.
	And that was the only thing that was provided.
	And they were told to use what was provided to fill out their ballots.
	Now we're finding out that actually ballots filled out with Sharpies are being disqualified and discounted, I guess, because they can't be read properly or because the ink bleeds, some sort of technicality like that.
	Something that people at polling office, you can bet your bottom dollar, they probably knew ahead of time, right?
	Because this is not a new thing.
	Sharpies have existed for a long time.
	So it's something that the average voter probably didn't know the people working at the offices did.
	So what that means is that we have reports of this happening specifically in precincts where Trump was ahead or at least predicted to do very, very well.
	And now there are a lot of people who are saying, well, was this a concerted like effort?
	And I'm not saying this needs to be some sort of top-down organized grand conspiracy, but was there someone at these polling offices who maybe knew what they were doing?
	So actually, and we mentioned this on my show, if you are an Arizona voter, you're actually able to go online and check to see whether your vote was counted.
	And if it wasn't, you know, a lot of people are saying call a lawyer.
	There are several lawyers who are working on this and take action for that because your vote deserves to be counted.
	You know, don't let them throw away just tons of Trump voter, uh, Trump ballots, especially in an area like Arizona, which at least at the time that we're filming this, is still in play.
	Yeah, well, this is the sad part.
	And I kind of want to want to end on this closing thought here with our group that is watching this.
	This is a serious moment where I look at our country, and you know, it's a, there's a famous quote that was from a random person on Twitter that was probably only said one time that says, you know, as Ted Wheeler, he won his reelection bid, right?
	Said, you know, I've always liked this about politicians is that the place where they're elected deserves them and they deserve the place where they're elected.
	So Ted Wheeler deserves Portland and Portland deserves Ted Wheeler.
	And I don't want to sound dismissive of the country overall, but when you think about how we got here, right?
	This is what the left was saying with Trump.
	Like, how did we get here?
	But I think this is maybe actually a good moment because when I see that the popular vote is more evenly split than ever, that there are two different Americas that you can live in, and that there are major metropolitan city centers dictating for the rest of the country how real Americans feel.
	These are people in the cities that don't know our culture.
	They don't believe in our culture.
	They don't believe in our values and our country.
	They are disrespectful, snobby.
	I mean, you show me a really kind, loving, radical, progressive person, and I'll give you $500 because even my family members that are lefties, they just have issues that I just won't say because they're family and I love them and because I'm not lefty.
	And I'm not going to smack talk my family on air.
	But I will say that it's challenging sometimes to love them because they're, they just, they've, for years, all they've talked about is how much they hate Trump.
	I hate, I hate, hate, hate Trump.
	How could you, this guy and this guy and this guy is like.
	It's an irrational derangement.
	Right.
	It's not based on logic.
	And there are even people who I used to, even though I didn't agree with them, used to respect people like Sam Harris.
	I've seen him fall into the trap of just TDS.
	It's like, what do you do with people like that?
	I would love to be able to have a rational conversation.
	But when they're saying that Trump is worse than Hitler, literally, and Osama bin Laden, it's like, well, I don't know what to say to that anymore, right?
	You've left the realm of reality.
	It's dark.
	Are you even, are you religious at all?
	You Christian?
	Yeah.
	Okay, because I believe it's a spiritual thing.
	And I have a lot of, I have a lot of obviously different faiths and viewers, but I have to be real here.
	I think this is a great deception because there's a verse in Romans where it talks about kind of how it's like around the time when Rome was falling or like towards its decline.
	And it says one of the things about these sinners and these people that really marked them was these acts, right?
	There was this proliferation of homosexuality and these things.
	I'm not against homosexual people or anything.
	What I'm saying is like there was just this like move, right?
	Because what we see is like state-enforced homosexuality.
	It's like militant.
	This isn't just like, you know, two guys want to have sex with each other.
	This is like they're going into schools telling little kids that anal sex is, you know, something that they should explore.
	I mean, this is, this is not two consenting adults, you know, just homosexuality.
	I mean, it's just flat out degeneracy and debauchery.
	That's what I'm saying.
	So much so that even like a lot of homosexual people are starting to wake up and say, hang on.
	Correct.
	This isn't, this is even representative of us, which is why we enforce.
	It's like their version of these of like they'll take things that have been considered immoral and they'll turn it into like this militant state thing that we get to control what it means to do this and how marriages and what this means, et cetera, et cetera.
	And you see this movement and what it says is in that verse, you know, I'm not, there's a, there's a, there's a big activist guy who really doesn't like me who tells people I'm homophobic.
	I'm not, I'm just realistic.
	The LGBTQ lobby sucks and they're they're terrible.
	And even the LGBTQ people that are waking up from that realize that there's a radical left agenda that doesn't care about their sexuality.
	They're using them.
	Exactly, which is why I don't know.
	I don't know if you've seen this, but according to exit polls, Trump actually doubled his support among LGBT people from 2016.
	And the reason that he managed to do that is because people are starting to wake up and say, hang on, you're not actually for LGBT people.
	You're just using them as part of your coalition of people who you can say are oppressed in order to gain power.
	And that's exactly what it is.
	And, you know, I'm a Christian, and one of the only reasons why I'm not freaking out more, despite being so blackpilled, is that we should all remember that, regardless of who becomes president, Christ is always king.
	And we, as Christians, part of the burden we need to bear is knowing that we are essentially always going to be at odds with the world, right?
	In one way or another, because we are in a fallen world.
	But that doesn't mean we should lose hope and give up.
	Although I think it does mean that we shouldn't necessarily expect things to be easy.
	Regardless of what happens in the United States, Canada, whatever specific country, I do believe that there will always be at least a force for good on this planet.
	And we just need to make sure that we're part of that and we're doing everything we can.
	And I know there are a lot of, you know, quote Christians who are on board with the progressive left agenda, right?
	You know, you've seen it a lot.
	People saying, how can you be a Christian and vote for Trump when he said all these terrible, terrible things?
	And I think those people, they would have you believe the left's vision of Christianity, that Christianity just means being nice, right?
	And Christianity just means doing secular charity work.
	That's what I see a lot from those types of Christians.
	Do we have a clip real fast?
	I think this is clip.
	Can we go to clip 13, Garrett?
	These were people that were yelling at a street preacher today who was talking about sin and they were saying, God loves all of us in her ear.
	This is literally what they're doing to a street preacher.
	God loves the father of God.
	God loves you.
	God loves a horror.
	God loves all the love you could use.
	God loves you.
	Is that what you're talking about?
	Yeah, that is exactly what I'm talking about.
	I heard that.
	We didn't found that.
	It frustrates me so, so much because this is like the wishy-washy secular version of Christianity that the left is always trying to push.
	And I think if you're a Christian who's actually, you know, a Bible-believing Christian, then you should know the message of the Bible is not God loves you and you're amazing and everything.
	It's okay.
	It's that you are dead in your sin.
	And unless you accept Christ as your savior, then there's nothing that you can do about it.
	God's love is manifest through the salvation through salvation in Jesus Christ, right?
	So these people saying, oh, God loves you, they're saying it because they want you to think that you're perfect the way you are and that you don't need to change anything.
	You can continue living your debauchery, which is exactly the opposite of what the Bible says.
	I'm not perfect.
	And I'm like, I know I need God.
	The Bible was written for me because I'm that kind of guy who's like, I need it.
	I need a manual.
	And I think we should, as Christians, be willing to accept and embrace that.
	How without the salvation of Christ, we would be dead in our sin.
	But these people, it's like they want us to embrace the sin without the Christ part of it, which is completely a perversion of the Christian message.
	And it really frustrates me.
	And I feel like so many people who are more focused on Trump's mean tweets than they are about Democrats doing things like advocating for abortion up until birth and things like that.
	And removing religious freedoms, that's exactly the kind of mentality they have.
	It's more important that you be nice on social media than it is that you actually stand up for Christian values.
	And to that, I say no, thank you.
	You know, Jesus Christ wasn't necessarily a nice man.
	He had no problem calling out the sinners and the tax collectors and the hypocrites.
	And I think we need to take that lead more so than just the, I don't know, the David French version of Christianity where you just have to be polite to the Democrats and advocate for whatever they say.
	And it's totally fine as long as you oppose Trump because he's mean and, you know, he did things with a horse face.
	Sarah Jessica Parker?
	No, gosh, Stormy Daniels.
	There we go.
	There's a lot of horse faces.
	I'm gonna say, you know, my answer to that is God loves all of us.
	That's literally what they screamed.
	And that's what I was gonna say: is in that verse, I'm gonna end with this.
	It says that, you know, as their sins multiplied, they lost the ability to understand.
	Like they couldn't grasp basic things.
	That's what we're seeing as a society move away from understanding, guys.
	And it could end up in a civil war.
	I encourage you guys to buy guns, buy ammunition, don't use them unlawfully, always through the law.
	That's why you see this push against guns in our country.
	They want to disarm us.
	That's always been the goal.
	Do not let them disarm you or your family.
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	And it's very hard to find your family.
	They find this through Google, not in recommends or searches.
	So how do they find you?
	You just need to share, right?
	And I encourage everyone watching right now, share your videos, right?
	Share your channel because otherwise the audience is.
	They started removing the share features off my videos.
	The buttons.
	They're removing the buttons from a lot of my videos.
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	You can't share it.
	Yeah.
	And they're doing this on purpose.
	We've known for a long time.
	And frankly, something that I am disappointed in the Trump administration is that he should have taken a harder stance against big tech.
	I mean, I've been saying for years that essentially like this is going to be what does conservatives in.
	And we saw it already.
	I mean, with the Hunter Biden story, if that had happened to a Republican, it would have been international headlines.
	But we had Twitter censoring, New York Post, even Facebook as well.
	So it's, again, this is what conservatives deserve because they weren't able to actually take a stand and fight for themselves.
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	Guys, we have a big fight ahead of us.
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	Donovan.
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	Okay, so we totally removed the Asian vibes from this probably because you're a Trump supporter.
	White supremacist.
	Yeah, exactly.
	I give internalized racism again, bigotry.
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