Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - The Women Are Out Of Control
Aired: 2020-01-21
Duration: 14:47


=== 2020 Women's March Protest (12:33) ===

[00:00:09]  He assaulted you.
[00:00:10]  Can you explain?
[00:00:10]  It's just pigs.
[00:00:12]  And yet, sheriffs support it.
[00:00:14]  They're Asian though, I don't think...
[00:00:15]  They don't have a right to have the megaphone here.
[00:00:18]  On the murder ways!
[00:00:20]  On to the risen savior!
[00:00:22]  Guys, guys, man.
[00:00:24]  You should like back off, bro.
[00:00:27]  You should back off.
[00:00:28]  Back off.
[00:00:30]  Alright, hey guys.
[00:00:31]  Welcome back to the Peaceful Women's March here 2020 in Los Angeles, California.
[00:00:36]  My name is Haywood, your favorite outback explorer here just in the middle of the fun and loving and accepting place that we call left-wing activism, where we accept everything except for the beliefs that we don't believe in.
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[00:01:01]  In a movement started by the most patriotic and tolerant people.
[00:01:06]  Allah accepts from us that as a form of jihad.
[00:01:09]  With united leaders working towards a common cause.
[00:01:12]  This year's third annual march is clouded with controversy.
[00:01:16]  A movement built on acceptance.
[00:01:19]  Let's go home!
[00:01:20]  Let's go home!
[00:01:23]  Creating an environment to teach the next generation how to be strong.
[00:01:29]  Be stupid!
[00:01:30]  A movement everyone can get behind.
[00:01:33]  The power of the people to get into the streets and to stay into the streets until they're gone.
[00:01:39]  Women's March 2020 is here.
[00:01:44]  How many more immigrant children will die of the flu?
[00:01:51]  How many immigrant children will die from the flu?
[00:01:55]  But you're
[00:02:26]  dressed like it's hot outside.
[00:02:28]  Because I have to dress like my people.
[00:02:30]  No.
[00:02:30]  Okay, who are your people?
[00:02:31]  So I am a sex worker, and I feel really strongly about the rights of the people I work with, and especially the trans women that I work with.
[00:02:41]  Trans people are about 0.6% of the population.
[00:02:44]  What do you feel about a society sort of giving the loudest voice to people who make up the smallest minority rather than meeting the needs of the majority?
[00:02:54]  That doesn't make sense.
[00:02:55]  Periods are cool.
[00:02:56]  You shouldn't be afraid of your periods.
[00:02:58]  Yeah.
[00:02:59]  Do you know the controversy is whether men can get periods?
[00:03:02]  Do you believe that's a thing or do you believe yes or no?
[00:03:04]  Sorry, what was I?
[00:03:05]  There's a controversy about whether men can get periods, right?
[00:03:08]  That's kind of like the legal issue right now.
[00:03:10]  Yeah, well, I think that you can get periods.
[00:03:13]  You don't have to identify as a woman.
[00:03:14]  Like, if you're bleeding, then you're bleeding and you're on your period no matter what, how you identify.
[00:03:19]  That doesn't make sense because you're giving them a voice for their oppression that's probably affecting them more than more.
[00:03:28]  Like, there are things affecting them more if they're a smaller population.
[00:03:36]  Can one of you guys comment on this?
[00:03:37]  We are just trying to make the point that after three years, a lot of people are losing hope.
[00:03:42]  You want a free Trump tents, let's go sign?
[00:03:45]  It's free!
[00:03:46]  Take it!
[00:03:46]  It's free!
[00:03:47]  Come on, just take it, take it off!
[00:03:49]  Could you explain to me a little bit about your sign, what you're hoping for the future for the Republican Party and for people who are currently voting right-wing in the 2020 election?
[00:03:57]  I Don't want to say that on camera.
[00:04:01]  I'm not fond of traitors.
[00:04:02]  I love my country.
[00:04:04]  I'm sick of traitors.
[00:04:08]  Awesome.
[00:04:08]  Thank you guys very much.
[00:04:10]  Republicans and Fox News Watchus are an occult and traitors.
[00:04:13]  Traitors trading in the lies for the truth.
[00:04:15]  There's a lot of feminists who are not for sex work, and I'm here to say that it is my choice.
[00:04:21]  I am empowered.
[00:04:22]  I f***ing love my job, and the law needs to recognize us.
[00:04:53]  Vote!
[00:05:01]  Yeah, this is literally a movement I could get behind.
[00:05:04]  I'm serious.
[00:05:04]  This is the most positive thing I've seen.
[00:05:06]  Oh, that's a big boob balloon.
[00:05:08]  We did defeat the Muslim ban and we all protested and we got the, we saved health care.
[00:05:14]  We haven't had a lot of bait wins recently, which can be a little disheartening.
[00:05:18]  Just like any career and any job, it is for only certain people.
[00:05:22]  So I wouldn't recommend that everyone be an accountant in the same way that I wouldn't recommend everyone be a sex worker.
[00:05:27]  If you like it and it empowers you, follow your dream and do what you want to do, whether that's being a rocket scientist, whether that's being a stripper, whether that's being a mother, whether that's being a chef or the president.
[00:05:39]  What do you say to women who are kind of in that in-between stage, not knowing what does it mean to be a woman?
[00:05:44]  Why do you choose to be like this rather than like a raging feminist?
[00:05:48]  Well, I think there like was a legitimate problem a long time ago like with insectism in the workplace.
[00:05:53]  But I think a lot of that is over now.
[00:05:56]  Coming into 2020, people had a lot of protests and stuff for that in the 90s.
[00:06:00]  And I think we're past that and now they're just kind of like stuck there and they feel like they need a reason to like let go of that emotion.
[00:06:07]  So in previous years, there were points where you couldn't even move because there were so many people supporting this movement.
[00:06:13]  In fact, the very first woman's march was 1.2 million people.
[00:06:19]  But it looks like things are either good or people just stopped caring.
[00:06:24]  Again and again, refusing to stop attacking the separation of powers.
[00:06:31]  This group here is a pro-communist group that pushes propaganda here in the United States.
[00:06:37]  And everyone they disagree with, they call a fascist.
[00:06:39]  Sir, please stop spreading lies, sir.
[00:06:43]  Please be quiet.
[00:06:47]  Very bizarre.
[00:06:48]  Please, sir.
[00:06:49]  What are you talking about, dude?
[00:06:52]  Do you get tired of this?
[00:06:53]  I'm here to oppose this fascist, Trump pants, fascist regime.
[00:06:58]  And I'm here to make sure Elizabeth Warren becomes president of 2020.
[00:07:01]  The other side likes to portray us as hateful, which I think anyone, any intelligent person realizes actually is not true.
[00:07:09]  We're all about spreading the love and valuing each and every person for who they are.
[00:07:14]  Why'd you Donald Trump?
[00:07:16]  Donald Trump!
[00:07:17]  He's stupid!
[00:07:18]  Wow, all right.
[00:07:20]  In many ways, I'm a moderate.
[00:07:22]  I've never been political until all of a sudden we had a president who mocks the disabled, who wants to take away women's rights, who is about hate crimes in this country have like doubled, trebled since he became president.
[00:07:34]  I don't know the numbers.
[00:07:35]  I don't know the exact numbers either, but I know that they're up.
[00:07:37]  I've seen anti-Semitic signs.
[00:07:39]  I live in LA.
[00:07:40]  Can I get an interview with you?
[00:07:41]  Because I can't do it.
[00:07:41]  I can't do kids.
[00:07:46]  She's not a good person either.
[00:07:48]  She gossips.
[00:07:49]  What?
[00:07:49]  I've met her before.
[00:07:51]  Yeah.
[00:07:52]  Have you met her?
[00:07:52]  Yeah, I have.
[00:07:54]  She's done this to us before.
[00:07:55]  This is very cool, guys.
[00:07:57]  Really stellar.
[00:07:58]  What inspired this look?
[00:08:00]  Oh, this is a Jane Goodall design for a piece of that I made with my friend.
[00:08:05]  Oh, shoot.
[00:08:07]  Hey, sir, you dropped your spook.
[00:08:12]  Thank you, sir.
[00:08:12]  That's really weird.
[00:08:14]  I feel like that's happened before somewhere.
[00:08:16]  Pride 2018, Los Angeles, out here.
[00:08:20]  Hey, dude, you dropped your, yeah, hey, he dropped his spoon.
[00:08:23]  Hey, man, you dropped your spoon.
[00:08:25]  What do you feel like there's still to be accomplished for women in 2020 that hasn't already been accomplished?
[00:08:30]  Well, I think that we need to give women more rights than men.
[00:08:54]  We're here in the wild, in the outback here.
[00:08:57]  We have ourselves some natural specimen from the propaganda house, Prague U. One of their producers here is pushing right-wing propaganda, trying to get people to believe in lower taxes and things like freedom of speech.
[00:09:11]  Are you here for a specific reason?
[00:09:12]  Or did you just...
[00:09:13]  Because what's really weird is you told me this weekend that you were going to be gone.
[00:09:16]  I've been thinking about switching sides for a while now.
[00:09:19]  Their message of inclusion and empoweredness is just, it's driving me that way.
[00:09:25]  Was it when they hit the street preacher in the face with a sign?
[00:09:28]  Yes.
[00:09:28]  Yes, I thought that was really brave.
[00:09:30]  Oh, I gotta go get this alpha male real fast, Tobio.
[00:09:32]  This is badass.
[00:09:32]  Hold on, I gotta come over here.
[00:09:34]  This is so good.
[00:09:35]  This is so civil rights.
[00:09:40]  Sir, your flag fell off.
[00:09:42]  Sorry about that.
[00:09:43]  Thank you.
[00:09:43]  Yeah.
[00:09:44]  Awesome.
[00:09:45]  So, so, my question for you would be as a man here, what are you representing as a man at a woman's march?
[00:09:51]  Yeah, the resistance against, you know, all the civil rights, the resistance against, you know, the people have for LGBT rights, for women's rights in particular.
[00:10:04]  That's what this march is about.
[00:10:05]  And this is the biggest thing against Trump.
[00:10:07]  It started really with, you know, the.
[00:10:12]  There's a whole ears.
[00:10:15]  A lot of people still wear those.
[00:10:16]  There's one right there.
[00:10:18]  This is the lowest turnout in four years, I think.
[00:10:20]  What is that?
[00:10:20]  What does that mean for us?
[00:10:22]  He's impeached now.
[00:10:23]  He's out of there.
[00:10:24]  He's not doing anything.
[00:10:26]  Who comes in after him?
[00:10:28]  Well, my guess, my hope is Warren.
[00:10:32]  Mike Penceo.
[00:10:34]  Oh.
[00:10:34]  Yeah, well, he's a loser.
[00:10:36]  We have to impeach him too, then.
[00:10:37]  He's a loser.
[00:10:38]  I know.
[00:10:38]  We said we have to impeach him too.
[00:10:40]  Oh, yeah, he's guilty.
[00:10:41]  She's overthrow this system at the suit of the time.
[00:10:43]  Excuse me?
[00:10:44]  Can I talk to you about what you're doing?
[00:10:48]  I mean, but you're not the camera.
[00:10:51]  You're the one walking in front of our camera.
[00:10:55]  I mean, the cameras, the cameras.
[00:10:57]  Get that shit out of here.
[00:10:59]  You do not have any of our consensus to put this shit on fucking film.
[00:11:02]  And if I find this shit anywhere, you're going to hear from our fing attorneys.
[00:11:06]  Take that camera out of my face, man.
[00:11:08]  Out of anybody's faces.
[00:11:09]  Because I'm white.
[00:11:11]  Because I'm white.
[00:11:12]  We don't want to talk to you.
[00:11:13]  It's because of my skin colour.
[00:11:14]  Only time.
[00:11:18]  Cody, come on, me, homeman.
[00:11:20]  I'm in the middle of the second.
[00:11:21]  Ah!
[00:11:23]  Yeah!
[00:11:24]  Here they come.
[00:11:26]  Stay out.
[00:11:27]  I'm lucky.
[00:11:28]  I'm staying back a little bit.
[00:11:29]  Here they come.
[00:11:31]  Here's the police.
[00:11:34]  I go to church every single Sunday and I've never seen any church preach this.
[00:11:39]  So I don't really like when they take my religion and kind of use it to support whatever this is because this is not what Jesus is about, in my opinion.
[00:11:48]  Make it go home!
[00:11:53]  Make it go-ho!
[00:11:55]  Make it go-ho!
[00:11:56]  Make it go home!
[00:11:58]  Make it go home!
[00:11:59]  Malgre, come on!
[00:12:00]  Oh, guys!
[00:12:03]  Wow.
[00:12:05]  I haven't seen anyone this excited since their last abortion.
[00:12:07]  Does the Bible support their idea, or does the Bible say your idea of Jesus?
[00:12:12]  Like, what does the Bible say?
[00:12:14]  I don't really, in my opinion, think Jesus is anywhere here.
[00:12:19]  I think that we are fighting for Jesus's, like, ideology to come through.
[00:12:25]  Jesus preaches acceptance, and we're here trying to be accepted.

=== A Day at the Women's March (02:19) ===

[00:12:28]  Should you go to?
[00:12:29]  I go to Zoe Church kind of off and on.
[00:12:33]  I also go to Mosaic sometimes, and I'm from out of state, so I go to Algea Calvary Chapel in my states.
[00:12:40]  So I hop around.
[00:12:42]  You guys, they drop trash.
[00:12:49]  I'm turning that.
[00:12:51]  Drop trash there.
[00:12:53]  Why are you actually here today?
[00:12:55]  Well, officially, I'm here as a right-wing internet troll.
[00:12:58]  As we walk through the middle of the woman's march and we continue to enjoy the day and the beautiful times, you see behind me we have, we're selling all types of things here at this event, whether it's pink hats or just the normal things.
[00:13:11]  What's really, really interesting, too, about this event is that in Los Angeles, it's 100% true that the number one problem here is women's rights.
[00:13:22]  And it's like, it's just right in front of you.
[00:13:24]  You know, as you walk and you look, you don't notice there's pretty much nothing else that we could be working on as a society and as a city than marching and spending millions of dollars sometimes to put on these huge events.
[00:13:40]  And I mean, it's really great too because we solved the other issues.
[00:13:43]  Los Angeles is a great place to live.
[00:13:45]  Think about it.
[00:13:46]  You can live anywhere.
[00:13:46]  You can live in a house.
[00:13:47]  You can live on the street.
[00:13:49]  You can poop anywhere too.
[00:13:50]  That's both included.
[00:13:52]  But most importantly, you can even poop on people in Los Angeles and nothing happens.
[00:13:56]  Don't forget the woman who had hot diarrhea dumped on her.
[00:14:00]  That's disgusting, but it's true.
[00:14:01]  Thank you so much again for watching.
[00:14:03]  My name is Heywood Chablomi, which my producer actually said is a really stupid thing.
[00:14:09]  I liked it, you know?
[00:14:12]  It's Czechoslovakian.
[00:14:14]  And if you think it sounds like something, you're sick.
[00:14:17]  And that's what the Women's March is for, is for men like you.
[00:14:20]  And if you're a woman, I don't care either.
[00:14:23]  Because you know what?
[00:14:24]  Prove it.
[00:14:26]  It's really hard to do these days.
[00:14:27]  Anyway, hey with Jablomi here at whatever this is, I forget.
[00:14:33]  They all blend together, you know?
[00:14:35]  It's like guys named Kyle at Buffalo Wild Wings.
[00:14:39]  Like, which one's which?
[00:14:40]  I don't know.
[00:14:41]  But thank you guys.
[00:14:41]  That's he said it best.
[00:14:42]  Have a great rest of the day.
[00:14:44]  May God bless the United States of America.
[00:14:45]  And you know what, guys?
[00:14:46]  Have a great rest of the week.