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Sept. 27, 2019 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Most DISGUSTING Things About Living in LA | Feat: Fleccas Talks | Ep 26

Los Angeles has fallen. I’m not joking when I say that. Homelessness is rising faster than the city can keep up with, drugs are rampant, the water is polluted, soil is beyond repair, and the people are desperate. Austen Fletcher, host of Fleccas Talks, joins me today to discuss why we both moved out of Los Angeles and why we are never going back. AUDIO ONLY VERSIONS OF THE PODCAST: ⇩iTunes, Google Play, Spotify ⇩ iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slightly-offens-ve-uncut/id1450057169 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7jbVobnHs7q8pSRCtPmC41?si=iwqsjNOhQGGYgQE8_1bfjg Google Play: Search Slightly Offensive Uncut ⇩ FOLLOW FLECCAS TALKS ⇩ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIpwPuJsrboNnf200oV8cWQ Instagram/Twitter/FB: @fleccas ⇩ KEEP INDEPENDENT MEDIA & JOURNALISM ALIVE ⇩ Go to https://get.blazetv.com and use promo code "ELIJAH" to get $20 off a year subscription to all the great shows on Blaze Media, including this one! _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ BOOKINGS & INQUIRIES ⇩ ➤ EMAIL: ELIJAH@SLIGHTLYOFFENSIVE.COM _________________________________________________________________ ⇩ SOCIAL MEDIA LINKS ⇩ ➤ INSTAGRAM https://www.instagram.com/elijahschaffer/ https://www.instagram.com/officialslightlyoffensive/ ➤ TWITTER: https://twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/officialslightlyoffensive ______________________________________________________________________________________ ⇩ OTHER WAYS TO SUPPORT SLIGHTLY OFFENS*VE ⇩ ➤ MERCHANDISE: http://slightlyoffensive.com Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A-p043zoxU Uploader: Slightly Offens*ve

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elijah schaffer
Hello guys, welcome back to Slightly Offensive with your favorite gay black woman, me, Elijah Schaefer.
We are here again with another episode that is absolutely going to take you by storm.
And by storm, I mean the crap storm that is Los Angeles.
Yes, today we're talking about how bad Los Angeles has really become.
My guest for today is Austin Fletcher, also known as Flecka's Talks, or as my grandma calls him, Flex, or sometimes Fleckas.
Sometimes people call you Fleeks.
austen fleccas fletcher
A lot of things.
The word doesn't exist besides my name.
So a lot of people have a lot of problems with it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was actually the other day somebody told me that I was like copying you in something because I used a microphone.
My microphone blew up actually in Houston.
And so I taped my shotgun mic to a hammer and they go, oh yeah, you copied flax.
And I said, yeah, flax.
austen fleccas fletcher
I've cornered the handle market for microphones.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know, you are an original guy.
You are famous for having a spoon mic, which is like, it's both a good thing and a bad thing.
Do you ever feel like wake up every morning and wonder, like I'm known for like having a spoon in my hands?
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, I did just turn 30.
That's a good point.
Thanks for bringing it up.
Yeah, it does kind of make me wonder if I'm like doing anything with my life or if I could be doing more.
I could be wearing a suit and getting paid by a bank or something.
Maybe that would have been better.
elijah schaffer
Let's talk about this actually.
So you're talking about your outfits.
I told you to dress normal for this.
I said, just try to dress normal, like maybe put on something you would wear out in town and you are wearing.
Explain what you're at Kim Jargon.
austen fleccas fletcher
That's exactly what I was wearing.
You said dress normal and I had a normal Thursday.
So here I am.
My OOTD is my Kim Jong-un sweatshirt with a high-viz vest on top.
Got some, I don't know, kind of, maybe they're Jordan shorts and then my Jordan Sixes.
elijah schaffer
You know, it's kind of weird though, because you're wearing a Kim Jong-un shirt.
And I know a lot of people say that's offensive, but people wear Che Govera t-shirts.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He killed a lot of people.
austen fleccas fletcher
I was at Politicon last year and I saw a guy wearing a Hillary Clinton t-shirt.
elijah schaffer
So is a popular thing is to wear t-shirts of people who have body counts.
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, I don't think if the person has a body count, you can't wear the t-shirt.
Like people wear Ray Lewis jerseys.
People have Mike Tyson clothes.
Like, you know, Hillary Clinton, I don't trust her as much as I trust Kim Jong-un.
And that right there makes me allowed to wear this shirt.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's pretty good.
And then, of course, I told you maybe wear a jacket, look nice, and you put on a yellow vest because you don't listen.
austen fleccas fletcher
You told me to, you know, throw something on to make myself look nice.
And this attracts light.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I did notice a couple of things.
You look like you're doing a lot better today.
You've dropped some weight.
Not that you had a lot of weight.
You dropped some weight.
You shaved down your beard.
You're looking like you're healthy, like you're not tired anymore.
Basically, you're looking.
austen fleccas fletcher
I wish he had told me I was looking at all those things before I did all that because I probably would have done it faster.
If you're like, yo, dude, you're all tired all the time and you're carrying a lot of weight.
Maybe I would have been a wake-up call for you.
elijah schaffer
Well, I think maybe it was the weight of the spoon you're carrying around because you've switched actually.
You don't carry a spoon mic anymore.
You carry a spoon on the back of your case.
unidentified
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
I kind of worked it down to this, which I'm happy about.
And we can also get this at shotfleckus.com.
It's like, you know, a phone case with a spoon on it.
You can go to protest now and cover your own, you know, coverage.
You cover your own protests, your own events, rallies, whatever, as long as you have this.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know, and that brings me up.
Before we further, I want to let you guys know that we really need your guys' help always to continue to help the show to grow.
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Give us a five-star rating and let us know what you love, what you want to change, because we need your downloads and your likes on those platforms to continue to grow.
And it's really great when you're in the car.
We're not the most, I mean, you really want to look at us.
Like, you don't have to watch us, but you can listen to us, which is a blessing.
austen fleccas fletcher
And even if you think the show is like two, three, or four stars, just give him five stars.
He's going to figure it out.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Yeah.
Seriously.
Some people will write.
austen fleccas fletcher
Give him five stars.
elijah schaffer
Five stars.
Five stars.
austen fleccas fletcher
Treat it like Uber.
Unless something happens in this episode that really, you know, jars you, give the kid five stars.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, give me five stars.
I'll tell you who's not getting five stars.
I wanted to talk to you.
Something really ridiculous is happening.
Okay, so we both made some content recently at an encampment, which, by the way, before we get into this, I want to say, I don't, I'm not saying there's collusion here, but we were trying to make our video about this homeless encampment.
And I don't want to even talk about what we did until I say that we looked at this homeless encampment on Google Earth on the satellite, and it's like actually a car lot on Google Earth.
I know someone might be saying, oh, well, hey, don't you think that the car lot was like before the encampment was there or like the car lot went out of business and the encampment took over?
But it's kind of weird because when I went to the encampment, they told me that they've been piling up trash there for four years and asking the city to remove it.
And I don't know if the Google Earth photos were taken before those four years, but it's like kind of weird.
I don't know what the Google Earth photos when they were taken.
Oh, three years.
Todd's saying three years ago, the photos were taken on the Google Earth and it shows that it's not a homeless encampment and it almost looks like it's doctored a little bit.
And this is like this giant, terrible homeless encampment that we covered is on satellite, doesn't exist, even though it's been there for over four years.
austen fleccas fletcher
Wow.
We should look into that, see if there's other businesses there that were, weren't there at that time.
I think you're onto something.
elijah schaffer
We're not going to do that, though.
austen fleccas fletcher
I'm not going to, but we can just kind of assume.
elijah schaffer
We could say it on a podcast to sound better.
austen fleccas fletcher
Maybe impeach somebody because Gavin knew some because we found something that could be sketchy.
Maybe they're lying.
We'll have to do an impeachment inquiry to find out.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
Well, California is lying.
And I know.
So, okay, so we went to this encampment, right?
And we made some content because I think what people are not understanding here is how bad Los Angeles has really gotten.
And I know, like, and I don't say this, you know, people say that, oh, you know, you guys like to crap on Los Angeles.
No, we don't crap on Los Angeles.
We talk about the crap that's already literally on Los Angeles.
austen fleccas fletcher
There's plenty of people already crapping on Los Angeles.
Yeah, I had to throw a pair of shoes out because of it.
It was Jordan 11s.
And I actually moved out of my apartment partly because of that.
I walked down the street.
I stepped into human dump.
It wasn't, it wasn't dog.
It was human dump.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, people want to know how we know it's humans.
And it's, it's, I don't know what this is.
austen fleccas fletcher
I went like this and I was like, that's not dog dump.
That's what happened.
That's how I knew.
And then I went home and I was like, told my mom, like, what do I do?
And she's like, you like, throw them out.
And I'm like, they're nice shoes.
And she's like, just throw them out.
Throw them out or let it, you know, leave them outside your building.
And I was like, they're getting thrown out.
So I threw them out and then I moved out.
I moved to the suburbs.
I have like a little pool in my house now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but before I'm already, I can, you know, I choke when we talk about this because what people, oh, look at me, I'm very professional.
My phone went off during a podcast.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, one second.
austen fleccas fletcher
She'll tell us the cameras aren't on.
elijah schaffer
I'm sorry.
It's my mom.
I'm on a pod.
Sorry, mom.
I'm on a podcast.
No, it's just some guy.
He just has like a YouTube.
unidentified
He's it the flick is yeah, it's flakus flocks.
elijah schaffer
Yes, Flock is Fleeks is on the yes this the guy not the knife the spoon guy.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Sorry.
I told her it wasn't that important.
We were just in the middle of a show.
Um but I was gonna say that the weird thing about Los Angeles is people want to know how we know what the poop is human poop.
And I want to get into this a little bit.
This is this is why we left Los Angeles.
This is why we left Los Angeles.
I was going to have us talk about our videos first, but I think it's more important to tell the personal stories of why we left LA.
And the one thing that I want to start out with is because I know how to identify human poop on the floor versus dog poop is probably reason number one of why I moved out of Hollywood, which is pretty much just as bad as downtown LA in a lot of ways.
They have their own, they're different though, kind of.
Don't you agree?
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, there are different, there's different types of dump.
With the with the human dump, a dog doesn't dump on the wall.
That's a big giveaway.
So whenever you see like a streak and it looks like someone took a tomato and threw it against the wall and whatever, like imagine like a brown tomato.
That's when you know it's like human dump.
elijah schaffer
It explodes.
It explodes on the wall and it has it has a width.
But it does.
And what's even weirder too is like dog poop doesn't come out in like five or six wet piles, like here, here, here, and here.
And it also, like, what's really weird is, you know, the poop emoji, and people are already probably disgusted by this, but the poop emoji, like you go, who does poop like an ice cream cone?
Human feces on the street is either on a wall or it's like, isn't don't you mean it's like soft and like conish?
austen fleccas fletcher
And I don't want to get into the Google collusion stuff, but there's a smiley face on that poop, that emoji, the poop emoji.
And it's like when you see dump on the road, it doesn't look like a smiling poop.
And it's like they're trying to soften it up in the same way they're trying to like normalize children like in the sex stuff and they're trying to ease into that.
They're doing that with the poop emoji.
elijah schaffer
Okay, just threw in the child sex stuff with the emojis.
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, it's all an agenda.
elijah schaffer
It really is.
And that's that's the bringing it.
So, okay, so this poop thing.
People don't realize how bad actually the poop is in LA and San Francisco.
I mean, and we're not talking about like once a week, once a month.
We're not even talking about once a day that you're avoiding poop.
We used to go on walks.
austen fleccas fletcher
Whenever you want to see it, it's there.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
You and I would sometimes go check out.
I remember we'd go check out film sets in downtown to see if we could sneak onto a film set.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
We used to walk around and we call it Mad Maxing because you walk around at night and it's like living in a Mad Max movie because everyone's burnt out from the desert, like up to something and like zombieing down the road at you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
It's very scary.
elijah schaffer
It is right.
And you walk around.
It's like, it's, and it's, it's not that the poop is even just there.
It's like there's so many, absolutely so many.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
We're just getting this in right now.
Portland coming in right now.
My mom's calling.
Mom, yes, I'm with flanks.
She's saying from the news that Portland police are now saying that they're not allowed to stop people from pooping in the street.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So that's what I'm going to get to.
austen fleccas fletcher
Basically, probably just like, we weren't stopping them before.
Now we're allowed to not stop them.
Continue dumping.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we weren't stomping, but now if we stop people from pooping, we're like, we're going to get, we're going to tick it or something.
I get the police write themselves a ticket for that.
austen fleccas fletcher
Go Bad Donald's, grab a big iced coffee, go on the road, take a dump.
elijah schaffer
Los Angeles, I hope this is Los Angeles tourism right here.
And I think what's really weird about this, this, this idea is that when you'd walk, it was like you had to have a camaraderie.
Like when you walk, you'd be like, dude, hey, dude, there's a pile.
And like, but like, it was like, you, it wasn't even like you thought the other person was stupid because they didn't see the poop.
It was like because you know there was so much going on and you're looking out for so much, you couldn't even pick up on everything.
And it was a genuine concern.
I remember you'd be like, dude, hey, there's a like, dude, yo, yo, yo, yo, you're six.
And you'd like, you would have to communicate.
And it was actually team effort to get through the streets without stepping on poop.
And that's not an exaggeration.
austen fleccas fletcher
It's not.
That's exactly the truth.
And like, if you're a tour guide group or something, they should put signs like five stories up.
They're like, look down.
Like if you're a tour guide and you're walking around, like, oh, cool, like nice architecture.
Oh, this is the theater district.
And you're going like this, walking around, you step in dump.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's disgusting.
austen fleccas fletcher
Very disgusting.
elijah schaffer
It's really great.
austen fleccas fletcher
Satanic.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's not just satanic.
It's also unhygienic, which is a big thing.
Even though Satan is, I don't consider him probably having good hygiene.
austen fleccas fletcher
I think it's the opposite.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So let's make it.
So there's a human poop.
And that's a real problem.
And I'm not even joking.
Yeah, you did.
And so the Fox News contributor came out to LA throughout throughout their shoes too.
But also, we got to talk about this.
Okay, let's talk about the homeless problem.
Now, I'm not into being savage about, like, I get people hit hard times.
I understand this, but there is a 16% overall increase in the entire city of Los Angeles this last year in homelessness, despite having billions of dollars being put into it.
And we're talking about a homeless problem.
We are not talking about, I'm mad because a homeless guy is sleeping outside my favorite coffee shop.
We're talking about entire shantytown villages, like full-on permanent encampments in anywhere that there's available space.
There's groups and large swaths of people just living.
And the thing is that they're all catching on fire.
They really are.
They're catching on fire.
There's been like several fires in the last week.
Recently, one got so hot.
A guy was cooking weenies in his, and someone unfortunately parked their Ford C-Max, the electric one next to the tent.
He's just parking on the street.
You're trying to go to a coffee shop.
The guy had his tent.
He lit his tent on fire.
It melted the side.
It melted in the whole Ford C-Max and blew up its battery.
austen fleccas fletcher
That's wild.
I saw a person playing PlayStation in a homeless tent wants.
elijah schaffer
Right.
Are you talking about your house?
austen fleccas fletcher
No, no, not me.
I lived above Skid Row, like four stories up in like an apartment that they charged me a lot of money for.
Considering how bad it's over 2,000.
elijah schaffer
Everything is over 2,000 here.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
And I'll walk outside and we just obviously covered the dumb stuff, but like needles and crazy people and like yelling.
It's like if I, if I was a girl, hell no, I'm not living downtown.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
It's talk about if rape culture exists, it probably exists in Los Angeles because I feel like I'm going to get raped in Los Angeles.
Like, I, the genuine thing is, you would purposely, it was almost like a, like, because you know, like, when you're younger and you punch like your friend until they say like mercy or something, or like, or like you hurt each other, like walking through downtown LA is like sort of like the game of mercy, but it's like for adults, like you walk around, it's like, how much can you handle before you just like cry out?
Like, you got to get out of there, right?
Because you walk around, there's like some mentally ill guy who's like, probably got like, I don't know, if you don't believe in demons, you don't, I do.
And I would say that probably about a third of them were in the guy that I walked into one night.
austen fleccas fletcher
He's like, like, he's got a demonic possession.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, there's people just moving.
And then, and then you go, okay, I'm going to try to overcome this, do something nice.
And we went and we bought ice cream.
austen fleccas fletcher
Oh, yeah.
Elisha and I got ice cream at like a, I don't want to, I don't want to sound like I'm saying everything's satanic.
elijah schaffer
It has devil stuff inside.
It's like devil Satan.
austen fleccas fletcher
It had black devil horns.
It was called Little Damage downtown LA.
elijah schaffer
This is like hell's blue raspberry.
austen fleccas fletcher
And then the security guard out front was like this old guy.
And I was like a little satanic in there.
And he was like, I know.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the security guard agreed that the place was satanic.
And this is the thing.
It's like, it would be me like going into hell and being like, why do you keep saying hell is satanic?
And it's like, because it's like where Satan lives.
And it's like, why do you keep saying Los Angeles satanic?
It's hell.
It literally is hell.
And it's like that weird hell, though, where like you want to try to survive it because you feel like you're in the end times or something like that, like it's an apocalyptic world.
But we did it.
We made it to a, we made it to an ice cream shop.
We walked past, you know, the molten sea and the flames of fire and the human poop and the demon-possessed people.
Did we get to enjoy our ice cream?
That's the question.
austen fleccas fletcher
It was the most awkward ice cream I've ever eaten.
I felt terrible.
I'm walking down like, you know, big guy with ice cream.
Like, the last thing I need more ice cream.
And I'm walking down.
I have this ice cream.
All these people there are just like having the worst day of their life.
And I'm just like enjoying, I think it was like even vegan, too.
It was like some blue ice cream.
It was very embarrassing for me.
I'll never do that again.
elijah schaffer
The black cone.
Yeah, it was, it was so humiliating because you have your ice cream.
This is probably not a good position when I'm like talking about ice cream, but you have like, you have your ice cream and you're just walking past people that are dying and you're like licking it like.
And there's like people with typhus on the street like, must suck to be dying on the streets of LA, huh?
austen fleccas fletcher
And you're like, dinner wasn't enough.
I need something sweet.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
I want to dessert.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't want, I don't even want, I don't, that's how LA is.
It's like, oh, like, I don't even want ice cream, like vegan ice cream.
Like, I just want something that's like saves the animals.
And you're just like, boom, and you're like, I'm glad that the chickens are okay.
There's like people without an arm like twitching on the floor.
And you're like, well, at least the cows weren't harmed in the, you know, in the making of this ice cream.
And it's like, but you're, you know, they're dead on the floor.
I mean, there's, I mean, there's been multiple times where people, I've seen dead people.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, I've seen people getting zipped up.
elijah schaffer
Do you know what you real talk outside this studio?
So outside the studio, there's a vacant.
If people really knew how ghetto it is around the studio, the studio is still in Los Angeles.
It's in a suburb of LA.
I won't say where.
It's on Hollywood and Vine, 6274, fourth floor.
Code is 118.
Okay, but if you want to come, imagine.
No, but next door, we've had two homeless people been found in the dumpster dead over the last several years.
And I was talking to my mom, who's a better person than I am, of course, because she actually sells a heart.
I've been hardened so badly from living here that I'm just like, oh, only two?
And she was.
austen fleccas fletcher
I haven't met your mom, but I'm sure she's way better than you.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, it's not hard.
She said that she was like crying one time because she realized that this city is so calloused and it's so sad that there are just people dying of disease at a young age just in like dumpsters.
And it's not considered abnormal to like call the police.
Like, there's just like a dead person in my business.
And the police just go like, okay, all right, we'll come get them.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, the community's been destroyed ever since the church wasn't cool after the media destroyed it.
elijah schaffer
Well, and people, some of our viewers that are atheists think that the church is just as dangerous.
But I got to say, do you really think the society's gotten better since we've stopped promoting like morality in people?
And they go, well, we don't need the church to have morality.
You're like, okay, well, we've removed the church.
Let's see how society is going.
It's not doing pretty well.
austen fleccas fletcher
They take shame out of culture.
It's like, oh, you want to have all this stuff on your face and get a purple mohawk and get coffee in your underwear?
Like, that's cool.
And it's like, come on.
elijah schaffer
Is it cool?
Is it cool to eventually die in a dumpster?
And I think the homelessness is a big problem.
Then, and why is homelessness a problem?
I think there's a few factors.
And I want to bring this up because I want to bring up rent prices, but I also want to bring up like the drug culture of LA.
Like the fact that drugs aren't like a criminal offense.
Petty theft, petty crimes aren't a criminal offense anymore.
We're not, and we don't have mental institutions.
California doesn't really have mental institutions the way they did.
unidentified
They just let them.
elijah schaffer
They used to just.
austen fleccas fletcher
It used to be if you steal $150 worth of stuff, you get in trouble.
Now it's $9.50.
So it's like every week I should just go to Walmart and try to steal one of the TVs and with a fake receipt.
And then if they catch me, I'll be like, see you tomorrow.
elijah schaffer
Well, you have to sell like a Vizio, though, or like a TCL.
You have to get like one of our level TVs.
austen fleccas fletcher
Guys, getting this out.
elijah schaffer
It's like, well, you stole a Samsung, so we have to arrest you.
But if you had gotten a Vizio, you would have been free.
That's so cool.
That's how you know your brand sucks is when someone could steal you off the shelf in a major metropolitan city and they won't go to jail for it.
It's like you could steal your literal electronic television.
It's like, oh, well, it just was it like the cops like, was it a Visio?
It was a Vizio.
All right, let them go.
austen fleccas fletcher
Let them go.
elijah schaffer
Because at least now you're a dumb criminal.
austen fleccas fletcher
Put it back on the rack and get out of here.
elijah schaffer
Put it back on the rack for some other sucker to pay for.
Rollback prices.
austen fleccas fletcher
That was a thing.
I saw downtown after the ice cream day.
We turned a corner and they were selling like almost ironically, like there was like a rack of, like in a clothing store, there's a rack of shirts and there's like three shirts on it.
And it was like white, red, and yellow.
And they were, and it's just like a yellow t-shirt and it's like 44 bucks.
And it's like a pair of white shoes that look like a shit.
elijah schaffer
It's more than that, dude.
austen fleccas fletcher
Like the shoes, the shoes were like 100 and something.
They looked like heads, like just white shoes with white laces.
And then like the pants were like 100 bucks and they're just straight pants.
And it's like, here there's a person dying with a needle in their arm, like breaking windows, and there's dump on the road.
And here they're selling me like a $44 cotton t-shirt.
It's like, I don't know.
Is that juxtaposition?
I think for the people who are asleep, they walk by and they see the shirt in the window and they're like, oh, yeah, like things are good.
Things are moving here.
And they don't see that.
Like they value that over that when a normal person from like a different country would come by and be like, oh my God, there's someone dying on the road.
And like that, they would prioritize that.
elijah schaffer
But we go, but in LA, people don't understand how savage and sad it really is.
Like people go like, it just sucks that I have to like step over dead people.
I'm trying to buy my cotton t-shirts.
Like, can someone do something about this?
Like, I'm just trying to waste money on t-shirts.
And there's this narcissistic culture here that people go, oh, it's just the Democrats.
It's really not.
It's all just the people.
People here don't care about each other.
There's a really genuine cold-heartedness and callousness in LA that people don't look out for each other.
They're in it for themselves.
They're not even after the American dream.
They're after their own heart's desire because the American dream, that's the key model, it's America, right?
It's the dream of the America.
It's not just you.
It's our country moving forward to better itself, to gain more civil liberty, to advance our property, to basically preserve our historic sites, to create a strong nation, beautiful parks, and these kinds of things.
But in LA, it's like, look, I don't care if the whole city's falling apart, as long as I have my $32,000 designer couch in my house and I live in the top floor of a penthouse, if everyone's dying below, I don't care because I have what I want.
I'm on TV.
And in LA, too, because we're so good at fabricating the way our city looks, it's where Hollywood is.
Everyone knows that people think LA is doing better than it is because of the way it looks on movies.
That when they don't care anymore, because it's like, dude, we're all screwing it over and we don't care because we're just going to keep lying in our studios and producing and we're going to keep living a lie.
It's like, and it's right in front of them.
But it's like, it's not that they're like blind to it.
They just don't care.
I really, they just don't care.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
They're very selfish people.
All they care about is themselves.
They want to make gods of themselves.
I used to be that way.
I used to really want a Range Rover.
I still do, but I think I can.
elijah schaffer
I actually got one.
austen fleccas fletcher
I can ever since I got one.
unidentified
It hasn't been that.
elijah schaffer
I used to want one.
Now I have one, so I don't really want it anymore.
austen fleccas fletcher
No, I want to merge it.
I'm not going to be Range Rover.
I don't even really have a car.
But I always wanted a Range Rover.
And I still do, but in a different way.
elijah schaffer
So you want a Land Rover now?
austen fleccas fletcher
Well, the models got different because they used to be nice and like the boxy one was nice and they got kind of small and like Fort Escapey.
And that's not what I'm here for.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And I think that's, but I think I get what you're saying too because I've become much more content with little since I've actually lived in LA, not only because the houses are little and we can't afford a lot, but it's like with the houses all have bugs in them.
They do.
I moved in.
Listen, why do they, why do we have so many bugs in LA?
It brings us to what?
Point number 642 now?
It's like, why are there bugs in every apartment?
Can we just, can you just gas your place?
austen fleccas fletcher
And then you find out, like, oh, yeah, and all the diseases that are coming back from like the, you know, thousand years ago, they travel on the bugs.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, if they want to gas the buildings, they should just call in like some German, you know, people.
The Germans are pretty good at gassing things and stuff and history, and they could have bring in some, what are they called, Terminators for the German Terminators?
They invented chemical, chemicals.
austen fleccas fletcher
That was a Terminator reference.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the Terminator.
No, the no, that he's he, no.
I'm just saying the German people, they have really good with that gas.
austen fleccas fletcher
I think it was a Terminator.
elijah schaffer
It was.
It was a movie reference.
austen fleccas fletcher
It was an Arnold Schwarzenegger.
elijah schaffer
Exterminator.
Exterminator.
austen fleccas fletcher
I think it was a Terminator reference.
unidentified
It was.
elijah schaffer
It was a movie reference.
austen fleccas fletcher
It was Arnold Schwarzenegger, the German guy.
I think he's actually Austrian.
elijah schaffer
He's Austrian.
Austrians?
Austrian Terminators.
Austrian robots.
Bring in some Austrian.
At this point, honestly, it's like speaking of Austrian robots.
People here are like, they are like robots.
And this kind of brings me into what we captured.
You know, if people want to see what we're talking about, actually for real, you and I both released some videos, which links are in the description.
And if you're listening to this audio only, I want to let you know, you can find these on YouTube on his channel, which is FleckasTalks.
That's F-L-E-C-C-A-S Talks.
It's a weird word.
It sounds like spelled like feces, but with an L and a little bit different.
Fleck is Fleckas Talks.
austen fleccas fletcher
And if you're listening to this on audio only, follow me on Twitter.
And everyone else, follow me on Twitter too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but we made these content, right?
Where we have this team you're building.
And first of all, tell me a little bit about what you're doing before I get into the content itself.
I've noticed that you weren't there at the event.
You did release a video, which is really interesting.
And I've seen you've been releasing a few videos using other journalists, which is something other people aren't doing.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yes.
So Fleckas Talks has always been very DIY, do-it-yourself.
You know, the spoon, all you really need is a spoon and something to record audio and a friend to hold your phone.
So I want to expand that and encourage citizen journalists or people who, not even citizen journalists, just anyone who wants to tell a story that needs to be told, whether it's homeless San Diego, whether it's the people in Hong Kong, whether it's people who are dealing with the recovery of the hurricane in Puerto Rico.
I have a few people reaching out to me along those lines.
Just get your story out there.
Send it to me.
I'll help you edit it.
I think that citizen journalists and street reporting will replace the mainstream media over time because they don't really tell the stories that we can tell.
And all you really need is a platform.
I have a decent-sized platform.
I want to tell the truth.
Everyone send me the truth and I'll edit it for you.
elijah schaffer
Dang, that's really good.
That's better than me.
austen fleccas fletcher
Wait, wait, send me the truth and I'll edit it for you.
That might sound a little weird, but you know what I mean.
Not everyone knows how to edit on the computer.
elijah schaffer
You mean you and piece it together in a way that communicates the truth rather than hides it.
austen fleccas fletcher
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
Which is what editing should be.
And that's kind of what we're trying to do.
And I think it's really important for people to understand that, of course, what we do, there is a bias, but it doesn't come from a bad heart.
We are there, but there's a bias, meaning we're there to show something.
We are there to show what?
The bias is to show the truth.
And I tell people that I'm biased towards the true story.
And sometimes the true story isn't good.
Sometimes I'll go to events and it's not what I thought.
I go in an event thinking, okay, this is probably what it's going to be like.
But the difference between the bias of us and them is that we're trying to move towards what's really happening at this place, what's really going on there.
And so then people think that you and I are lying because our stories are different than the media.
But I was, I mentioned this on another show recently.
When I was in the lobby in Portland at the last Portland Proud Boys clash to go document that event, I was listening to vice producers in the lobby.
And the vice producers in the lobby were going over the story they were going to tell.
Like with their camera crew, like, here's what we're going to tell.
We're going to get this shot and this is what we're going to do.
Like they already had an idea of how they were going to portray an event that hadn't happened yet.
But you and I just go to events and go, where's the truth leading?
Let's capture that event.
austen fleccas fletcher
Hell yeah.
And where is the media lying about this event?
And let's like counter that too, not by showing the opposite, but by showing what they left out or what they manipulated.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
And that's what we did.
So we go in there.
You had this crew go in there.
Preston, his name is Preston Rosser.
austen fleccas fletcher
Is his name?
What would you think it was?
elijah schaffer
Preston Rosser?
Is that how you say it?
austen fleccas fletcher
Preston Ross.
elijah schaffer
Cott Spreston?
Cott Preston.
unidentified
Scott Preston.
elijah schaffer
Scott Preston.
Scott Pressler.
Preston Rosser is a kid I met in college, actually.
I think he was a roommate.
austen fleccas fletcher
Hell yeah.
Follow Preston.
elijah schaffer
Follow Skresslin Prosslier.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah, that was.
elijah schaffer
Prosthetic Crossfit.
austen fleccas fletcher
That was no help, too.
I loved that.
elijah schaffer
Sorry, Scott.
Prosthetic CrossFit.
What was that?
unidentified
At Crosthetics.
austen fleccas fletcher
At Cosmetics4U.
It's a delivery service.
You have all your cosmetics delivered.
LinkedIn.
unidentified
We are so like anyone could make a better show than this.
Really?
I feel like we're in a church.
elijah schaffer
That's nope.
austen fleccas fletcher
I'm just kidding.
It's a nice space.
And that wall, that brick is really a lot of bricks.
Heavy.
Definitely real heavy that guy.
elijah schaffer
Someone goes, did you put a brick wall paneling in with roofing nails?
I said, those are roofing nails?
They said in a mocking voice.
And I was like, I didn't even know there was such thing as roofing nails.
I thought nails, it was just a thing.
Like, there's just nails.
austen fleccas fletcher
It looked more like walling nails to me, pal.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they went through the wall.
So there, no, that's not the roof.
Thank you very much.
austen fleccas fletcher
I was pretty proud of the work that they did in here.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, me too.
austen fleccas fletcher
It's an expensive TV.
So that means, yeah, you have at least 450 bucks.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this set was at least built on like 700.
austen fleccas fletcher
Most Americans don't have 450 bucks to spare in case of emergency.
Clearly, Elijah does.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so donations are really working.
No, Blaze is cool.
Blaze, Blaze is hooking up with really high budgets.
I think we're at like $730 now to this whole set.
So I guess you got to see, man, this is conservative media is really on the rise.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
The chair has got a little wonky leg on it, but it's like the furniture is borrowed.
elijah schaffer
We borrowed the furniture for the set, but it's okay.
Hey, it's better borrowed than stolen, right?
At least if this furniture was under $150, we could have stolen it, but it was worth more.
So we had to borrow it.
austen fleccas fletcher
Maybe make a series of videos like that where we go and use California laws against itself.
So we steal $950 or less worth of stuff every day and then we give it to like homeless people or teach them the laws.
I should build my set and we rob like Walmart.
elijah schaffer
Why don't we just build Robin Hood?
austen fleccas fletcher
Robin Hood's a little bit more.
elijah schaffer
So why don't we build a set?
And so it's like stuff.
It's like, so how do you, so this is what you can say, how do you build a set?
Just steal stuff under $150 per day and build your set.
And instead of getting one $450 TV, steal five $140 Visios and then pull them into a mess.
austen fleccas fletcher
They're just stolen for us.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and roofing nails are less than $150.
austen fleccas fletcher
I thought it was $9.50.
If you stole under $9.50, you don't get in trouble.
elijah schaffer
Oh.
austen fleccas fletcher
And it used to be $150.
So I literally stolen my steal everything.
But we could have stolen this whole thing.
And then I think if you start paying rent and you stop paying rent, by the time they evict you, it's like months and get engaged for free now.
elijah schaffer
Just get a small diamond.
austen fleccas fletcher
You stay here.
elijah schaffer
Get a small diamond.
So $800 at jewelry exchange.
unidentified
Yeah.
austen fleccas fletcher
Good luck evicting us.
And by the way, on your way out, give me your watch.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is really going well.
So back to the show about the show.
Did we start the show?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Welcome to Slightly Offensive.
Today we're talking about content, but in this homeless encampment, what was really crazy is we're going to play a couple clips here for a moment.
And I want people for both of our videos to just really see the truth about what we saw there and what's really going on in LA.
unidentified
Where is the elected officials here in California?
Where are you?
elijah schaffer
So what you see is here and another mouse.
Here's what happens.
You see the bugs right here?
You see this clickbug and these and the bugs that come here with the rats.
And there's a mouse that keeps coming out over here.
Let me see if I can get him real fast.
The smell is really bad, but he's living in here.
And there's just dead rats, live rats, and it's just, and there's bugs, it flies, and it's putrefying.
It's like, it's a, I'm like one of the only people here without a face mask, which shows you something.
It seems like I have always places where there is masks.
All righty.
One rat down, many, many more to go.
unidentified
The levels of fecal matter that are in the soil is ridiculous.
Some areas in the bamboos, it's 98% fecal matter.
And that's because this is pre-processed dirt.
It's from the plant.
They bring it out here and it's supposed to go through a filtration.
It's clean, but they use it for soil.
And they bring it back out here, they get more and they take it and it gets processed.
You know, and they use it.
You know what I mean?
It's insane.
And they're coming testing the waters and they're telling us that there's E. coli in the water in the river that flow in the block.
elijah schaffer
In the LA River.
unidentified
LA River.
And you know what I mean?
And I blew my mind.
Did you know this?
And I'm just like, they're like, yeah, you can't even boil this water anymore and use it.
elijah schaffer
Is the city aware that these are the conditions that people are being exposed to in their city?
unidentified
They obviously are if they're sending people out there to test it.
elijah schaffer
So why is this not in the media though?
Why is it not in why is the press not covering this?
unidentified
Because it's a hush-hush thing.
It's a big, dirty secret.
We're starting to haul away trash, and there's literally rats, dead rats everywhere.
I mean, you have typhus, bubonic plague that are coming back in L.A. for the first time in the United States in I don't know how many years.
You know, it's just it's it's a humans helping humans kind of thing.
austen fleccas fletcher
How about that?
The rat jumped on the guy's foot.
So in my video, I wasn't there myself, but we covered it like we mentioned before.
There was a rat.
So my biggest fear my whole life, not biggest, but rat fear, biggest rat fear, is a rat running at me and then like jumping and going on me and maybe going up my pants or something.
And that's basically what happened in that clip.
A rat jumps on guy's foot.
And I worded it that way to kind of make it more clickbaity.
I had the thumbnail as the rat in the air.
That way I can engage some apolitical people who are like, I don't really care about politics, but like rat jumps on guy's foot.
Let's check it out.
elijah schaffer
I noticed you started naming your videos.
Like, there's like click for like people who aren't political.
They're trying to get into the normal rat jumps on guy's foot, 17 minutes long.
I go, this is a 17-minute video of a rat jumping on a guy's foot.
That's really long.
austen fleccas fletcher
Somewhere in there.
elijah schaffer
That's really a rat.
austen fleccas fletcher
And he jumps on the guy's foot.
elijah schaffer
I didn't mind Los Angeles has fallen because that's just like taking it a step further.
It's like Los Angeles has kind of fallen.
And that's what we notice in there is that there was people, this is what's crazy.
There was people in that encampment with, have you heard of schistosomiasis?
Okay, so it's like a, it's like a, like a, uh, what are those things called?
Um, parasite that's found in freshwater snails.
And it like embeds itself like into your muscles and stuff.
And it's really painful.
And it's in the LA River now.
Um, uh, trechomycin, I think it's something another one is a parasite from like beef or maybe it's from from pigs is also found in the water.
And uh, and the people were saying that they caught it, but the city officials, this is what's really crazy from from the clip we were just watching.
She was saying how the city officials are coming in and they know this and they're telling the people, but they're not giving it out to the press.
And it barely got leaked to a local radio station, but the national press doesn't know about this, that we literally have new diseases in our water and that the water is now so polluted with these diseases and they can't be killed through boiling the water that literally you could use basic sterilization techniques to try to clean the water in the LA River and it's so far gone that you can get sick even after it's sterilized.
And the dirt is so dirty, they're dredging it out and then they're trying to filter to clean the dirt and then they're throwing it on the sides of freeways and it turns into goo.
Like that girl said, it's like gooey.
It's like like it's like gum now.
Like the dirt in LA is like gum.
unidentified
Well, that doesn't sound good.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
And then when you clean up the trash, it helps the community because there's like a thing Rudy Giuliani did like a broken window theory in New York where it's like if the community looks like trash, people are more likely to commit crimes and treat it worse and it gets worse.
So hopefully cleaning up that area gets rid of that disease goo.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's yeah, it's really gross.
And this is kind of what I end on is, is, is, you know, with living there, like this is why it gives a certain response.
People say, well, why do you guys talk about LA?
It's like, well, if you notice, most of our content is also in LA.
Like we live here.
And to give it some fair shot, I want to bring some balance.
You know, LA is a little more like a country than it is a city.
I mean, if you really look at dense population density, California is more like a country compared to the other states and it is like a state, right?
I mean, it's got more people than Australia has in it.
It's got over 30 million people.
It's just huge and it's massive.
austen fleccas fletcher
In California, 30 million.
elijah schaffer
Over.
austen fleccas fletcher
Wow, 30 million, California.
elijah schaffer
I think like 36 million or maybe I know it's over 10 million and just in LA.
And so when you look at this, you know, we have somewhere between one to two million illegal immigrants just in Los Angeles.
You know, these are not according to the bias studies, but actually just university studies that are looking at this.
This place has some serious problems.
But the issue is we have a Democrat supermajority that keeps, you know, putting propositions in, for instance, that go, well, we're going to go use rent control, right?
This new proposition.
We're going to have rent control.
So then all the private businesses go, before this kicks in over the next two years, we're going to spike rates up as high as possible.
And what we're finding is that Democrats, the more they try to fix these problems, the more that it makes them worse because the government can't fix broken people.
The government can't fix a broken society.
California has fallen.
Los Angeles has fallen.
And it's not because we don't have rich areas like San Jose that are nice, right?
It's not because we don't have a good economy.
It's because in the midst of having a good economy, we have the worst poverty, the worst satisfaction, happiness rates, highest oppression, highest suicide.
You know, we have really big issues.
Some of the highest rates of illegal immigration and a lack of morale.
A lot of people here hate America.
They hate their own country.
And so it's like having a big economy is not what really makes us great.
The internal workings, when you're in here, it's not a nice place to live.
And people, so that's just anecdotal.
That's appealing to emotion.
But it's true.
It's not a nice place.
It's not enjoyable.
You feel heaviness here.
And that's just feelings.
That's not evidence.
It's true.
When you survey people's well-being, they're not doing well.
There's a few people that are doing super well, which is what happens when leftist ideologies take over.
And they go, you're being partisan.
It's not.
That's not true.
When leftists, when communism, these things, you always get this bourgeoisie class that rises up and they get super rich.
austen fleccas fletcher
It's tech overlords.
elijah schaffer
Tech overlords in the Hollywood industry.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yep.
elijah schaffer
And everyone else just gets poorer.
And we're the first, we're one of the first people, states that has a shrinking, heavily shrinking middle class.
We have extreme poor and extreme rich.
And it's just, it hurts my heart because it's like, it's not funny.
And people go, oh, you're just trying to abuse them because Democrats run it.
No, look at a state where Democrats are fully in control.
It has super rich and super poor and nothing else.
And the problems are just getting worse.
Luck's not a good example.
Well, then what's a good example?
Nothing will be to you.
austen fleccas fletcher
Yeah.
California is the fallen state.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I actually have Jesse Lee coming in on next week's episode.
austen fleccas fletcher
I love Jesse Lee.
I'm really excited for that.
I always try and call it out whenever I can.
He has the best clip from 200, I think, 17, the Daddy Boy clip.
That's like the best piece of content anyone on either side of the aisle has really put out in the last two or three years.
That clip.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let's go ahead and let's we're going to end on this clip.
We'll play it next week too, but I'd like to end on this clip, Daddy Boy.
But before we go, thank you so much again for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive.
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And that's clearly over the whole beginning of the show.
They let us do what we want.
unidentified
Yeah, let's do it.
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They're what you want.
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austen fleccas fletcher
Thanks for having me on, Elijah.
Do all that stuff he said.
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