Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Boston Sucks | Part 1
Aired: 2019-09-06
Duration: 13:09


=== Straight Pride Parade (10:10) ===

[00:00:00]  Boston is already prepping for a controversial event tomorrow.
[00:00:04]  The Straight Pride Parade.
[00:00:07]  The barricades are already up here at City Hall in preparation for the controversial Straight Pride Parade.
[00:00:13]  Pride Month is a joyful time for the LGBTQ people.
[00:00:16]  Thank you so much.
[00:00:18]  It's silly to say that they need a straight pride parade when candidly, straight pride takes place 365 days a year.
[00:00:25]  God knew it!
[00:00:26]  The group behind this is called Super Happy Fun America.
[00:00:30]  Wait a second, have you seen a pride parade?
[00:00:32]  Blurdy and uncut cut because we have to represent everyone, right?
[00:00:37]  Finally, someone's standing up for straight people.
[00:00:40]  This is stupid.
[00:00:42]  I think sexuality is a big, like, it's very important, but I think you can just be whatever you want.
[00:00:46]  I don't think people need to make like a big deal out of this.
[00:00:49]  So we don't need a pride parade either?
[00:00:50]  No, we need a Pride Parade.
[00:01:04]  Slightly offensive on Blaze TV.
[00:01:19]  My name is Elijah Schaefer, your favorite host here on YouTube.
[00:01:22]  We are live in Boston, Massachusetts at the first annual Super Happy Fun America Straight Pride Parade.
[00:01:29]  Yes, you heard it right.
[00:01:30]  What we are doing behind us is following two different counter protests on the left and the right.
[00:01:35]  In between us is the actual straight pride parade, which on the left they are saying is full of hate and anti-gay rhetoric, but on the right they are saying is just to celebrate straightness, which they believe is under attack.
[00:01:45]  We hope you enjoy the show.
[00:01:58]  She is left!
[00:01:59]  Ho, ho, ho!
[00:02:01]  So, uh, we're being led by the police right now on my left, which are in riot gear.
[00:02:06]  The police are wearing lime green, not my favorite color, but hey, it's like a little bunch of black wearing fleckas around here.
[00:02:13]  I can't stand these people.
[00:02:14]  I mean, I call them Nazis.
[00:02:15]  I know that might not be the proper term, but that's what they believe in.
[00:02:18]  So welcome to the douchebag print.
[00:02:21]  Douchebag Pride.
[00:02:22]  We are free to be douchebags in America.
[00:02:24]  That's what they're doing.
[00:02:26]  All right.
[00:02:27]  That's great.
[00:02:27]  You gotta love Reminiscrem.
[00:02:34]  You have a shark arguing with the man that wears a boot.
[00:02:40]  Powers are no longer...
[00:02:42]  It's my First Amendment right to say F you.
[00:02:45]  But you guys can read it yourself.
[00:02:47]  That's true.
[00:02:48]  And so obviously there's different groups here.
[00:02:50]  Why are you opposing this straight pride parade?
[00:02:53]  This is obviously not okay.
[00:02:55]  This is altruist, taking to the streets.
[00:02:57]  I mean, we need to be here and protest.
[00:03:00]  It's worse than I thought, honestly.
[00:03:02]  I didn't know they'd have all these like Trump flags and the American thing, because that's kind of saying like to be American is to be straight.
[00:03:08]  We have a T-Rex!
[00:03:09]  T-Rex!
[00:03:11]  Here's a T-Rex with a Trump flag.
[00:03:13]  Some people would say this event's a troll event.
[00:03:15]  Do you feel like that's a true statement?
[00:03:18]  I mean, yeah, probably.
[00:03:20]  Yeah, but it might be a troll event, but it's obviously like indicative that there are actual like big problems still in this country.
[00:03:30]  All right, guys, we are walking along the parade.
[00:03:32]  We have happy music for Super Happy Fun America, which a lot of people think has a sinister underlying meaning of anti-gay terminology.
[00:03:41]  This is why we always get demonetized because, well, we have to say the things that YouTube doesn't want us to say, unfortunately.
[00:03:49]  You make America awful!
[00:03:51]  Hey, you said hey, man, this obviously makes you very angry.
[00:03:56]  What are your sentiments about this parade coming through here?
[00:03:58]  My sentiments are that these people are trolling our city.
[00:04:01]  They're bringing hate to our city and the police are protecting them.
[00:04:05]  People say that you guys are full of hate, pushing this agenda of straight pride.
[00:04:09]  I'm going to cut right in.
[00:04:10]  What do you feel about those comments?
[00:04:11]  All kinds of love for everybody.
[00:04:14]  No hate here at all.
[00:04:15]  Love for everybody.
[00:04:16]  Is this so?
[00:04:17]  Obviously the main accusation is that this being a straight pride parade is an anti-gay parade.
[00:04:23]  What are your thoughts on that statement?
[00:04:24]  Not at all.
[00:04:25]  Like I said, nothing but love for everybody.
[00:04:27]  Do what you want.
[00:04:28]  Follow your own path.
[00:04:30]  No big deal to me.
[00:04:31]  So gay people are welcome here.
[00:04:32]  Absolutely.
[00:04:33]  Hop over the fence, let the guys let you through whatever you got to do.
[00:04:36]  Get in here and super happy fun America.
[00:04:39]  It's not the narrative I'm hearing wrong on this side.
[00:04:41]  This does not represent Boston.
[00:04:43]  These are not people from Boston.
[00:04:44]  These are trolls coming to wreck our city and they should not be allowed.
[00:04:48]  Well, it's Boston.
[00:04:49]  It's a leftist asshole country.
[00:04:51]  So you're wearing a Make America Great Again hat in the middle of the counter protest.
[00:04:56]  Why?
[00:04:57]  You know, I just want to see what people's reactions are.
[00:04:59]  Like, I actually have a podcast, Nipcat Studios.
[00:05:03]  Nothing's been produced yet.
[00:05:04]  But yeah, I'm recording everything.
[00:05:05]  I'm trying to get a conversation to people.
[00:05:06]  Dinosaurs are gay!
[00:05:08]  Don't you think dinosaurs are gay?
[00:05:10]  Why did I do it?
[00:05:10]  Did you know that dinosaurs were homosexuals?
[00:05:13]  I think if you don't know that, you're probably here.
[00:05:16]  Dinosaur!
[00:05:20]  The dinosaur won't talk.
[00:05:22]  It's tough when you went extinct for millions of years.
[00:05:24]  I don't really believe that, but I know people crap on me for that one.
[00:05:28]  Sometimes it feels like the crazy protests on the right and the left sometimes aren't doing as much to unite the country as they just sometimes divide it.
[00:05:35]  Would you agree with that?
[00:05:36]  I would say so.
[00:05:37]  Like, a lot of people I've heard are like, what's the big deal?
[00:05:41]  Why is it a problem to have straight pride?
[00:05:43]  But really, it's because straight folks have the same protections.
[00:05:47]  They've had protections that queer folks haven't had or haven't had to fight for.
[00:05:50]  So that's why this is an issue.
[00:05:52]  Every day is like a straight pride parade.
[00:05:54]  Vermin Supreme, the best.
[00:05:57]  He's popular, guys.
[00:05:59]  He's popular.
[00:06:02]  Shark.
[00:06:06]  Shark.
[00:06:07]  Can I get a comment, Shark?
[00:06:08]  Yes, please.
[00:06:09]  All right, Shark.
[00:06:10]  So you are in a current altercation with a boot guy who's currently a king.
[00:06:14]  Lick the boot!
[00:06:16]  Lick the boot!
[00:06:18]  Dude, you have too much fun with this.
[00:06:20]  I like the attitude, man.
[00:06:21]  I like the energy.
[00:06:22]  What are your thoughts on Vermin?
[00:06:23]  I wanted him to run for president, but we can't have a king.
[00:06:26]  This is America.
[00:06:27]  We don't have a king.
[00:06:28]  You gave them an offer they can't deny.
[00:06:29]  You said, Secret   ⁇  they could take you up on that.
[00:06:31]  Would you fulfill it?
[00:06:32]  Would you fulfill it?
[00:06:33]  Well, unlikely.
[00:06:36]  I mean, I might whip it out, but I think I kicked them in the teeth maybe when they're they might bite that.
[00:06:41]  You know, it could be a trick.
[00:06:42]  Where's your boot, Vermin?
[00:06:43]  You need a boot.
[00:06:45]  It's Bob's booth.
[00:06:54]  Whenever I see these cameras, they're here with like the- The red camera?
[00:06:58]  I always know that those are vice or like box or.
[00:07:01]  All right, so basically what we have on our left is Vice, and we can always tell Vice because they have really expensive cameras, not like our camera.
[00:07:07]  And what's really important about this is, is you've noticed how Vice is right here in the middle of the straight pride parade, which is essentially mostly right-wingers.
[00:07:13]  Now, we're, of course, here in the left-wing side, the counter-protests, marching alongside them.
[00:07:17]  And this is why it's so necessary that we get out to all these events, because there is a media narrative trying to be strung out over there inside to make this seem and spin it in a way that it's not.
[00:07:26]  And so while people accuse us of trying to spin this, we're just showing the other side that doesn't get any of the coverage.
[00:07:32]  We're tired of left-wing media only showing one side.
[00:07:34]  So people say that's bias.
[00:07:36]  It's not just bias, it's helping bring balance to the narrative in the country so people can watch both and decide for themselves.
[00:07:41]  Vice is always behind you, trying to spin the narrative in the way they want.
[00:07:47]  V-I-C-E, Vice.
[00:07:50]  It's the place to go when you think it's nice, but they put their SJW agenda inside.
[00:07:55]  I'm just here for the memes, more or less.
[00:07:58]  Just here for the memes, the clown world memes.
[00:08:02]  Exactly and so you just thought it would be a good idea to bring this and I've got him behind a shame guy.
[00:08:10]  Whoa, whoa, here we go, here we go.
[00:08:12]  There's Leono Flix, man.
[00:08:14]  No Nazis!
[00:08:15]  No, no, no, I'm trying to do it!
[00:08:16]  I'm a fascist human.
[00:08:18]  No Nazis!
[00:08:18]  No fascist!
[00:08:20]  Oh, no fashion!
[00:08:22]  Can I read your old hat?
[00:08:23]  Can I read your old hat?
[00:08:24]  Would you lay your head down?
[00:08:25]  You can read my hat, but that doesn't mean no.
[00:08:27]  I'm afraid.
[00:08:27]  I'm going to read your hat.
[00:08:27]  I really would like to read your hat.
[00:08:29]  Okay.
[00:08:29]  Can you explain to me how you're wearing this hat as a young person in America?
[00:08:33]  I'm wearing this hat because I believe in the opportunity that America gives us.
[00:08:36]  I believe the left doesn't believe in that.
[00:08:38]  What opportunities have you taken advantage of in America?
[00:08:41]  I've taken a lot of advantages of a lot of f  ⁇ ing.
[00:08:46]  I'm sorry.
[00:08:46]  You know, the opportunity of capitalism that we apologize.
[00:08:48]  You don't have to know all the answers right now.
[00:08:50]  That's why you don't have to follow someone who doesn't know them.
[00:08:53]  He's leading you off.
[00:08:54]  I have a speech impediment.
[00:08:55]  That's fair.
[00:08:55]  Trump makes fun of everyone with disabilities, so he wouldn't wait for you to speech.
[00:08:59]  You know, he does that all the time.
[00:09:00]  It's kind of just his thing, you know?
[00:09:01]  When you see the president of the bank, I mentioned the word regulator.
[00:09:04]  What do you think about ISIS?
[00:09:06]  Oh, ISIS is very dull.
[00:09:08]  Shut up to Cruz, what do you think of waterboarding?
[00:09:11]  Oh, I don't want to talk about it.
[00:09:12]  Oh, I don't know what I said.
[00:09:14]  I don't remember.
[00:09:16]  I think that these people might be my family, even though I just met them.
[00:09:19]  Everybody's fucked off.
[00:09:20]  I know.
[00:09:21]  No, please.
[00:09:22]  Everybody's nervous.
[00:09:23]  And this is how it goes.
[00:09:25]  I like that.
[00:09:26]  I know.
[00:09:27]  Yes, everybody's first.
[00:09:30]  Everybody's first.
[00:09:31]  Everybody's nervous.
[00:09:32]  Who are you?
[00:09:34]  Slightly offensive.
[00:09:36]  Slightly offensive?
[00:09:36]  Is that like a name on YouTube or something?
[00:09:38]  Yeah, it's a podcast.
[00:09:39]  It's a podcast?
[00:09:40]  Yes.
[00:09:40]  As a white guys, with a podcast like that, what's your stance in the world?
[00:09:44]  What's my stance in the world?
[00:09:46]  I'm pretty big or not.
[00:09:47]  Why are you marching out here today?
[00:09:49]  Because I wanted to see what they have to say.
[00:09:51]  I'm not an idiot.
[00:09:52]  I want to listen to actually what they have to say.
[00:09:55]  I know I look like I'm on the counterside, but I'm not.

=== Redefining Racism (03:00) ===

[00:09:57]  Right, we got a man up here flipping people off.
[00:10:00]  Sir, you're flipping him off.
[00:10:01]  You disagree with this parade?
[00:10:03]  Yeah, I disagree with this parade.
[00:10:04]  What are the fundamental ideologies?
[00:10:06]  What are the fundamental ideologies?
[00:10:08]  Yeah, like that, what you would say you guys would differ on.
[00:10:12]  They're hatemongers.
[00:10:14]  Anyone that's not white, Christian, straight, American in their eyes is excluded.
[00:10:23]  The black guys, too?
[00:10:24]  Because I saw the black guys in there.
[00:10:25]  Do they hate black people?
[00:10:27]  They don't give a shit about those black people.
[00:10:29]  The only reason they give a shit about the black people is because they're carrying black guys.
[00:10:35]  I do too.
[00:10:36]  And the only reason they will allow them to be there is because they're carrying one of their signs.
[00:10:42]  You didn't have to earn your privilege to love someone.
[00:10:46]  You didn't have to earn it.
[00:10:47]  You're racist.
[00:10:48]  Why is such a race?
[00:10:49]  I'm racist?
[00:10:49]  Yes.
[00:10:50]  I support you.
[00:10:51]  Okay, let's switch.
[00:10:53]  Let's switch.
[00:10:54]  All right.
[00:10:54]  Now what you're going to say.
[00:10:56]  Let's switch.
[00:10:57]  I'm a bigot.
[00:10:58]  All right.
[00:10:58]  Race haters.
[00:10:59]  You got a black woman that can give switch places with me so she cannot be a bigot or a racist?
[00:11:04]  All right.
[00:11:04]  Come on.
[00:11:05]  Please.
[00:11:06]  You're a racist bigot.
[00:11:07]  I'm a racist bigot.
[00:11:08]  Because my black ass can be racist.
[00:11:11]  Isn't the difference of opinion, the definition of racism?
[00:11:14]  You guys think racism is discrimination?
[00:11:15]  They think it's discrimination plus power.
[00:11:17]  Plus power.
[00:11:18]  There's a difference.
[00:11:18]  It's a difference.
[00:11:19]  It's a difference of idea.
[00:11:20]  Racism is not an opinion.
[00:11:21]  Racism is a system.
[00:11:23]  What is the definition of racism?
[00:11:25]  A system that specifically benefits one group of people.
[00:11:28]  That group of people can't then come and say, hey, people outside of this group, you are a racist.
[00:11:34]  I can't benefit from white supremacy.
[00:11:36]  I can benefit from the patriarchy, which is why the whole bigot committee, all of that is like crazy.
[00:11:42]  But I acknowledge my privilege as a man.
[00:11:45]  As a black man, I still acknowledge the system of hierarchy that's working against me.
[00:11:49]  But for the perpetrators to say, no, this is the definition of this term that's been applied to us.
[00:11:54]  That's like Nazis coming and saying to Jews, you know you're the Nazis.
[00:11:57]  So that's what you're saying, is that they don't, that your guys' definition on the left would be different than their definition on the right, so they're wrong or no?
[00:12:04]  This is my thing.
[00:12:05]  At what point in time did the dictionary's definition start being second-guessed by people's opinions?
[00:12:11]  So because this group feels that the definition of this term is different than what the dictionary says, now we have two opposing definitions for one term?
[00:12:20]  Racism only has one definition.
[00:12:22]  It only has one group that has benefited by it.
[00:12:24]  Let's go check out what's going on over there.
[00:12:26]  I'm gonna check this out.
[00:12:27]  Here we go.
[00:12:41]  Hey guys, things just got completely out of hand.

=== Live Traffic Conflicts (00:27) ===

[00:12:44]  Immediately, people are fighting the police now in the Boston Police.
[00:12:49]  And this is what's happening now at the very end of things.
[00:12:52]  We are live here on the streets of Boston.
[00:12:54]  We're keeping you reporting at the front lines.
[00:12:56]  Here we come.
[00:13:06]  Look, right into traffic, right into pedestrians.