Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Portland Sucks | Part 2
Aired: 2019-08-22
Duration: 11:50


=== Largely Peaceful Event (02:31) ===

[00:00:56]  This was a dynamic event with demonstrators frequently moving from one part of the city to others and that made the job even more difficult.
[00:01:04]  Given the continuing movement, the number of people involved, I'm grateful that this was largely a peaceful event.
[00:01:12]  Largely a peaceful event
[00:01:18]  They sprayed
[00:02:28]  me with pepper spray, well, accidentally, while they were breaking into the bus, It just went across behind and got moved.
[00:02:35]  Do you ask them for that?
[00:02:36]  Yeah, I do.
[00:02:37]  Yeah, let me take off my hat.
[00:02:38]  Yeah, take off your hat.
[00:02:38]  Can I take off my shirt too?
[00:02:39]  Okay, do you have contact?
[00:02:41]  No, no.
[00:02:42]  Do you have anything?
[00:02:43]  Yeah, I'll just put it right here.
[00:02:44]  It's my producer here.
[00:02:44]  I'll put it right here.
[00:02:45]  Do you have anything in your mouth?
[00:02:47]  Okay, no gum or anything.
[00:02:48]  No, drugshadding on my shirt?
[00:02:49]  No.
[00:02:50]  No, okay.
[00:02:52]  It'll get a little bit wet.
[00:02:53]  That's fine, we're good here, here.
[00:02:56]  What is it?
[00:02:56]  Okay, I want you to tell your head that's good.
[00:02:57]  It's that solution that the medics always have.
[00:03:00]  Yeah, it's got me close.
[00:03:01]  Okay, I got you.
[00:03:02]  It's an eye.
[00:03:03]  Okay, blank.
[00:03:04]  Blinking.
[00:03:06]  It's like neutralizing it.
[00:03:07]  Is it all over your face?
[00:03:08]  Do you want to?
[00:03:08]  No, no, it's just it was on over here, but it's good.
[00:03:11]  I actually breathed most of it in, which was great.

=== Gaydar for Energy (04:06) ===

[00:03:14]  Thank you.
[00:03:15]  Don't rush.
[00:03:16]  Don't and wipe once.
[00:03:17]  Don't re-wipe.
[00:03:18]  Okay, and not now.
[00:03:20]  No, I mean it's whatever you feel discomfort.
[00:03:22]  Thank you.
[00:03:23]  Yeah.
[00:03:24]  I appreciate it.
[00:03:25]  You guys are so helpful.
[00:03:25]  I really.
[00:03:26]  See, there are very good people here.
[00:03:28]  There are some not good people, but mostly good people.
[00:03:30]  And these are very helpful people right here.
[00:03:32]  The people that sprayed me with pepper spray, not my favorite.
[00:03:35]  But who would?
[00:03:36]  Oh, but this is crazy, man.
[00:03:37]  It's a volatile situation.
[00:03:38]  There's always good Americans here to help other Americans.
[00:03:40]  Thank you guys so much.
[00:03:41]  Thank you for doing that.
[00:03:42]  I really appreciate it.
[00:03:43]  1,200 demonstrators on the street and two sides at odds with each other.
[00:03:47]  The mayor is calling the major police response to the Portland protest in large part successful.
[00:03:52]  Groups of far-right extremists and counter-protesters facing off today, making people there afraid.
[00:03:58]  Political violence is routine in Portland now.
[00:04:00]  Yesterday was no exception.
[00:04:02]  There was a lot of fear of there being massive bloodshed, and in the end, nobody was killed.
[00:04:08]  And apparently, here that just means it was a success.
[00:04:11]  It's not surprising that Trump would side away from the folks who are the peaceful protesters working to safeguard their city from domestic terrorism.
[00:04:23]  I ran right past Vice.
[00:04:25]  I ran right past BBC, who were busy filming useless, peaceful demonstrations while the real news was taking place ahead.
[00:04:32]  And I'm watching violence.
[00:04:33]  I recorded it.
[00:04:34]  And the sad thing is, it's out on the internet, and still the left is saying it's a lie.
[00:04:41]  This is the Poland Police Bureau.
[00:04:44]  Any individuals engaged in violent or assaultive behavior are subject to arrests for assault and for other city and state crimes and offenses.
[00:04:52]  Who's streets? Who's streets? Who's streets? Who's streets? Who's streets? Who's streets? Who's streets? Who's streets? Who's streets?
[00:05:04]  One of my favorite moments because you weren't wrong.
[00:05:06]  That was literally a part.
[00:05:07]  And I could literally, I didn't live here.
[00:05:10]  Oh, you took the hat!
[00:05:11]  Take him.
[00:05:12]  That's what we do.
[00:05:12]  We take him.
[00:05:13]  Real talk, dude.
[00:05:14]  Hey, is that your trophy?
[00:05:16]  It's always.
[00:05:17]  Dave, it's a Nazi scout.
[00:05:18]  It's a Nazi scout.
[00:05:19]  It's like a non-sense gun.
[00:05:36]  Hey! Hey!
[00:05:43]  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
[00:05:50]  I like sense danger, you know?
[00:05:52]  It's like I just know when it's happening.
[00:05:53]  I go, it's like a radar.
[00:05:54]  It's like a gaydar, but for energy.

=== People Refuse Help (04:46) ===

[00:07:17]  Your way food is hungry.
[00:07:19]  When did you last speed your way through?
[00:07:22]  He also took you this.
[00:07:25]  He's driving me on Granger.
[00:07:30]  I'm going to go on.
[00:07:44]  Please.
[00:07:45]  Please.
[00:07:47]  Does anybody want to help me pick him up?
[00:07:48]  Anyone help me?
[00:07:50]  No, let no.
[00:07:54]  They don't want to get up.
[00:07:55]  They don't want to get up.
[00:07:57]  All right, everybody, back it up.
[00:08:05]  Dude, this is where it gets absolutely insane.
[00:08:08]  Hey.
[00:08:10]  Hey, hey, look, that's it.
[00:08:18]  Hey, listen, my name is Ashley, my name is Ashley, my name is Ashley.
[00:08:22]  Take some room, guys.
[00:08:23]  Hold on.
[00:08:25]  Head open.
[00:08:30]  Hey, guys.
[00:08:30]  We got someone pretty badly injured inside there.
[00:08:33]  Two older men and a woman.
[00:08:34]  He's bleeding from the head, and they're not, they're really effed up in the middle of all that.
[00:08:37]  I don't think it's good.
[00:08:38]  They're on the floor.
[00:08:40]  All right, his skull.
[00:08:42]  I mean, someone needs to break, get them out of there.
[00:08:45]  Yeah, someone needs to get them out of there.
[00:08:46]  It's not good.
[00:08:47]  People are still yelling at them.
[00:08:49]  It's not good.
[00:09:06]  Thank you guys.
[00:09:08]  Thank you guys, thank you guys.
[00:09:11]  Thank you guys.
[00:09:15]  I know this is unpopular.
[00:09:16]  I had a note to God filming, but I'm telling you this is the case.
[00:09:19]  People are going to mad at me, but I got to get the police involved because it's insane.
[00:09:39]  We have to get people out.
[00:09:40]  It's, I'm sorry to say this, but that's just B.S. to watch that happen right now.
[00:09:57]  You know, and to watch the people saying that's what he deserves, that's what...
[00:10:00]  That's what he gets?
[00:10:10]  Screw those people.
[00:10:11]  That's an...
[00:10:11]  You know what?
[00:10:12]  So what if there were some scuffles and some stuff?
[00:10:14]  You don't.
[00:10:14]  When someone's injured like that, the fact that you could turn your back and you could say something so stupid as you deserve it sucks for you.
[00:10:20]  Says the little boy in a dog sex costume.
[00:10:22]  Yeah, you little piece of shit.
[00:10:23]  I know the, I'm sorry for the language.
[00:10:25]  I'm tired of these people.
[00:10:26]  And the language is the least thing you should be worried about at an event like this.
[00:10:29]  These people are not human.
[00:10:32]  Not human.
[00:10:35]  This is evil.
[00:10:57]  This is amazing.
[00:11:09]  You!
[00:11:22]  What's wrong with you?
[00:11:24]  Honestly, you guys don't give a shit about the kids, do you?
[00:11:28]  Well, we do.
[00:11:29]  Not until they're safe.
[00:11:36]  Who are you protecting?
[00:11:38]  Should I pay you to the ash agents, huh?
[00:11:47]  Shuffle yourself off this whole foil, you fing cake.