Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Washington D.C. Sucks | Part 2
Aired: 2019-07-11
Duration: 12:06


=== Why We Defend Our Streets (11:23) ===

[00:00:00]  It is hot and disgusting here.
[00:00:02]  I feel like I'm sweating my skin off.
[00:00:04]  Pretty unbearable.
[00:00:05]  And for those of you that live here, I'm sorry.
[00:00:08]  Anyways.
[00:00:11]  We're going to ask you to cross the street, please, unless you've signed our media pledge.
[00:00:15]  We have press guidelines.
[00:00:18]  You have Jewish people on the right, Jewish people on the left.
[00:00:19]  Why do you think that there's such a divide in Jewish people supporting both sides?
[00:00:25]  Sorry.
[00:00:25]  The problem with these rallies is it looks like people want a fight.
[00:00:33]  Why is there a man standing in front of you?
[00:00:34]  Chicken shit?
[00:00:35]  Because he won't show his face.
[00:00:37]  Chicken shit because I want to show my face.
[00:00:39]  Hold your sign up.
[00:00:40]  Hold your sign up and turn around.
[00:00:41]  We're not getting that sign again.
[00:00:42]  What's really cool about this country is you have an anti-police sign and the police are trying to bring peace.
[00:00:47]  We have like some of these flags which are the traditional colors of the red and black.
[00:00:53]  But hey, kudos for them, man.
[00:00:55]  Crafts and arts was probably the strong suit in high school anyways.
[00:00:59]  So, I mean, way to carry on the legend.
[00:01:02]  Oh, oh, oh, we gotta hit that.
[00:01:04]  I think we gotta go.
[00:01:05]  I don't go, go, go, go.
[00:01:06]  Oh, mind you.
[00:01:12]  Hey.
[00:01:13]  You know what's up.
[00:01:14]  Well, everyone's fighting.
[00:01:15]  You're here dancing.
[00:01:15]  I like that.
[00:01:16]  Everyone's fighting, and you're just out here deciding.
[00:01:19]  That's the way to do it.
[00:01:24]  We're chasing the fascists.
[00:01:26]  The fascists are on the streets.
[00:01:28]  Fascists.
[00:01:28]  Danger, danger.
[00:01:29]  There are fascists in the White House.
[00:01:30]  It's up to us to stamp them out.
[00:01:33]  I don't think that's how it goes.
[00:01:34]  I'm not sure what's going on here, but we're organizing and we're crossing the streets.
[00:01:38]  We're leaving the protest, guys.
[00:01:40]  Here we go.
[00:01:41]  I don't know what's happening.
[00:01:44]  Oh, dude.
[00:01:47]  Oh, don't hit the car.
[00:01:49]  Hey, guys.
[00:01:50]  Welcome back to Slightly Offensive with your favorite gay black woman, Mia Elijah Schaefer.
[00:01:54]  We are here with the ANTIFA Black Box here.
[00:01:58]  For some reason, we are mobbing through the streets of DC without a permit now.
[00:02:02]  We have left the place where we were originally on the streets.
[00:02:06]  And I don't know what we're doing.
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[00:02:22]  What do I think is not to happen?
[00:02:24]  Nothing.
[00:02:24]  thing probably all right guys we're live here on the streets of DC We are marching through the streets without a permit now.
[00:02:47]  But hey, when you're trying to smash fast, you don't need a permit.
[00:02:53]  Let's go in front.
[00:03:10]  We are running with the ANTIFA through the streets.
[00:03:23]  Probably.
[00:03:54]  All right, hey, so we're putting up roadblocks on the streets right now.
[00:03:58]  Oh, here we go.
[00:03:58]  Here we go.
[00:04:00]  All right.
[00:04:04]  All right.
[00:04:05]  Oh, shoot.
[00:04:06]  This is getting crazy.
[00:04:08]  Guys, we run through the streets.
[00:04:12]  All right.
[00:04:15]  That man and I are on the hunt.
[00:04:17]  All around us, violence.
[00:04:18]  The freedom of the press is being destroyed into the streets as they tear down newsstands.
[00:04:22]  We're going to defend the bat constitution and stand against this violence.
[00:04:27]  Yeah, don't drive downtown.
[00:04:30]  Anti-fascist vandalizing the streets in the name of freedom.
[00:04:35]  Hey guys, so we're vandalizing the streets now, but I think they have a reason why they want to do it.
[00:04:41]  A lot of you wonder why I'm always out of breath.
[00:04:43]  Little did you know, not only have I gained a little weight, but I also have severe asthma.
[00:04:47]  That one you don't know.
[00:04:48]  So before you make fun of someone who's disabled, remember, the future belongs to me.
[00:04:54]  Here they go.
[00:04:57]  Alright guys, we're getting
[00:05:32]  down to business right now.
[00:05:34]  Here we go.
[00:05:35]  We got the children in the front.
[00:05:36]  Oh!
[00:05:40]  Oh.
[00:05:42]  Babies will fall.
[00:05:44]  Babies will fall.
[00:05:45]  You are about to help.
[00:05:46]  Yeah.
[00:05:46]  I did that.
[00:05:47]  I still got to help, even if I think these people are a bunch of dumbasses.
[00:05:52]  I mean, they're nice people, though.
[00:05:53]  Yo, how do I drop a pin so that someone knows?
[00:05:56]  Go to your maps and then go to the options and then click drop pin.
[00:06:09]  I'm gonna get this guy.
[00:06:11]  Hey, hey.
[00:06:12]  What do you think about all this?
[00:06:15]  Do you have any thoughts?
[00:06:16]  No?
[00:06:18]  All right, so we've just reached another intersection here in the middle of downtown DC and we've blocked off to incoming traffic.
[00:06:25]  Luckily for us, there's a slew of police officers all around us.
[00:06:30]  These fascists are in the middle, basically protesting at the moment.
[00:06:34]  And they're saying it's our streets, but it is.
[00:06:37]  It's technically all of our streets.
[00:06:38]  They belong to the citizens of the United States of America.
[00:06:39]  paid for by tax dollars, which many of these people probably haven't paid.
[00:06:52]  All right, everybody's putting on goggles right now, which means we're about to see some liquid, which means I'm going to wear sunglasses.
[00:06:59]  That's not going to help.
[00:07:00]  KKK, no fascist USA.
[00:07:02]  No Nazis.
[00:07:03]  No KKK, no fascist USA.
[00:07:05]  No Nazis.
[00:07:06]  No KKK, no fascist USA.
[00:07:09]  No Nazis.
[00:07:10]  No KKK, no fascist USA.
[00:07:12]  No Nazis.
[00:07:13]  No KKK, no fascist.
[00:07:16]  Did you see the little Antifa guys out there knocking over newspaper stands, breaking things up while they've been pulling you guys?
[00:07:22]  Those were our newspaper stands.
[00:07:24]  And they always get us where it counts.
[00:07:26]  Like, we funded all these garbages in DC, these garbage cans, and then they have a riot and they keep tipping over our garbage cans.
[00:07:33]  We're also huge sponsors of Starbucks, and they smash the windows.
[00:07:36]  They always get us.
[00:07:38]  Ladies and gentlemen, this is Elod from Barely Informed with Elon, where people are barely informed with Elon.
[00:07:43]  I don't know if it's me or them.
[00:07:45]  Everybody, everybody out here seems barely informed now, Dave.
[00:07:47]  Really?
[00:07:47]  Okay, that's a good question then.
[00:07:49]  So you're actually on the right side of the protest, not because it's correct, but because that's where they stand on the political spectrum.
[00:07:54]  What are you finding?
[00:07:54]  Because you actually get real solid interviews with people.
[00:07:57]  We just mess around and run after people and chase danger.
[00:08:00]  Did you come out here for the girls or what did you come out here for mostly?
[00:08:03]  There was three hotties in my periphery when we started, so it's a good start to find the beginning of the interview.
[00:08:08]  But I'm happy to discuss economics and the...
[00:08:11]  Well, I thought you came out here to talk, but then I realized...
[00:08:13]  Wait, you're the guy who gets beat up.
[00:08:14]  Yeah.
[00:08:14]  I thought you were gay.
[00:08:16]  I'm gay for you.
[00:08:19]  So like, I kind of think I was asking both sides kind of similar questions.
[00:08:22]  Like, I was asking about the Proud Boys' violence on this side, and I was also asking about Antifa's violence on that side.
[00:08:27]  The people, some of the Proud Boys I talk to here, let me know that, hey, we don't have complete control over all of our people.
[00:08:32]  As expected, you won't.
[00:08:33]  You'll never have control over all of your people.
[00:08:35]  And they talk about how they're here to defend and do get violent.
[00:08:38]  The Antifa guys say they never get violent.
[00:08:39]  I asked him about Andy No.
[00:08:40]  The guy was just like, oh, yeah, kind of.
[00:08:42]  As someone converting to Judaism currently, a black eye and some vegan milkshakes to the head are much less severe than people getting beaten and killed in the streets.
[00:08:53]  So it seems like there's a lot of disconnect and confusion as to what's actually happening on the ground.
[00:08:58]  The Proud Boys have been showing up to rallies in the Pacific Northwest.
[00:09:01]  They have cornered people.
[00:09:02]  They have beaten them with batons.
[00:09:04]  They have threatened to kill people.
[00:09:06]  They've harassed various figures on the left.
[00:09:08]  Conservatives tend to be more realistic and admit what's going on.
[00:09:11]  For some reason, the lefties cover their faces and then lie about what's going on.
[00:09:14]  Gone to their homes, threatens them.
[00:09:17]  And I think getting a fucking vanilla milkshake on them or getting a black eye is weak compared to the literal.
[00:09:27]  You're saying it's, what's it called?
[00:09:29]  Like pushback from what's already happening.
[00:09:31]  Like it's not like you're saying that the left isn't instigating, they're protecting, right?
[00:09:35]  If you see someone from the left, you know, initiate something, it's because something was already done against the left.
[00:09:43]  And their idea that Proud Boys is a hate group, which it isn't, gets three guys facing felony, assault, felony, gang, right?
[00:09:50]  Those guys are going to jail.
[00:09:52]  You know they would disagree with you.
[00:09:54]  Of course.
[00:09:56]  Okay, but he said, okay, so it says people believe both sides.
[00:09:58]  Who do you feel like the media is more in favor of?
[00:10:00]  Do you feel like they're more in favor of spinning left-wing or right-wing activists as being more violent or more of a threat?
[00:10:06]  They're always going to spin left-wing activists as more violent.
[00:10:08]  They've been doing it since the Red Scare and even before that.
[00:10:11]  We're named after a song in the musical Aladdin.
[00:10:16]  It's called F  ⁇ ing Around.
[00:10:18]  And yeah, they do get violent when people pick fights with them.
[00:10:21]  It's called Normal Blue Collar Patriotic Americans.
[00:10:24]  I mean, you're going to see in the news, you know, something white supremacist does this.
[00:10:30]  But at the end of the day, people watching the news who aren't necessarily as informed are going to view the left as more of a threat.
[00:10:39]  Black power.
[00:10:40]  Black, lives matter.
[00:10:43]  It's capitalism right here, guys.
[00:10:46]  Smart guy, man.
[00:10:46]  Hey, capitalism right there, brother.
[00:10:48]  All right, guys, thank you so much for watching another episode of Slightly Offensive.
[00:10:53]  We've been out here in the DC rally.
[00:10:54]  I don't know what the hell's going on half the time.
[00:10:57]  The police are being so patient and officers and just different people.
[00:11:00]  And quite frankly, we've been doing this for a year and two months now, and we're going to keep going.
[00:11:07]  We'll be at a lot of different things around this country.

=== Sunscreen Debate: Neck Protection? (00:56) ===

[00:11:09]  You guys, do you agree or disagree?
[00:11:11]  Do you think that which side is right or wrong?
[00:11:13]  Do you think that this is actually helping America or hurting America?
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[00:11:31]  God bless the United States of America.
[00:11:33]  Does anybody need sunscreen?
[00:11:41]  Did anybody burn?
[00:11:42]  Any sunscreen, sunscreen?
[00:11:44]  Sunscreen?
[00:11:45]  Anybody burning?
[00:11:46]  Anyone need sunscreen?
[00:11:47]  Sunscreen?
[00:11:49]  Dude.
[00:11:50]  And it's oil-free, too.
[00:11:51]  And your neck, neck, neck.
[00:11:53]  Yeah.
[00:11:55]  Yeah.
[00:11:56]  Thank you so much.
[00:11:57]  That's what medics need to have.
[00:11:59]  What?
[00:12:00]  Is it oil-based or water-based?
[00:12:02]  Body mist, sunscreen, neutrogena.
[00:12:04]  Non-greasy, water-resistant.