Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - Protestors Assaulting Slightly Offens*ve | COMPILATION
Aired: 2018-11-07
Duration: 10:42


=== Hey, Hey, Don't Touch Us! (06:42) ===

[00:00:15]  Thank you.
[00:00:16]  Thank you.
[00:00:16]  We're just trying to record people, sir.
[00:00:18]  We're literally media.
[00:00:20]  Can we not record here?
[00:00:21]  Yes.
[00:00:22]  Thank you.
[00:00:28]  Go dance. Come on.
[00:00:31]  All right, yeah, this is happening right now.
[00:00:33]  All right, all right.
[00:00:38]  You officially...
[00:00:39]  Thank you.
[00:00:41]  All right, thank you.
[00:00:42]  Thank you.
[00:00:44]  Thank you.
[00:00:45]  This is the tolerant left.
[00:00:47]  This is the tolerant left.
[00:00:49]  Whoa, guys.
[00:00:50]  Hey, hey, hey.
[00:00:51]  Please don't touch me.
[00:00:53]  Thank you.
[00:00:54]  Thank you.
[00:00:55]  Hey, could you not?
[00:00:56]  Hit me, thank you.
[00:00:58]  Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't touch me, man.
[00:01:00]  Don't freaking touch me.
[00:01:02]  Holy crap!
[00:01:04]  We're just freaking interviewing people, and now we're freaking...
[00:01:07]  Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
[00:01:10]  Please don't do that to us.
[00:01:10]  Stop.
[00:01:11]  Stop.
[00:01:12]  No, this is public property, dude.
[00:01:14]  We're marching.
[00:01:14]  Why are you guys, what are you guys doing?
[00:01:16]  We can.
[00:01:17]  We're allowed to.
[00:01:18]  What are you doing?
[00:01:22]  Racist, go!
[00:01:27]  Racist, go!
[00:01:28]  Alright, listen, so what we're trying to find out here is why if we're protesting against Donald Trump, are we so violent and so...
[00:01:36]  Hey, don't touch us!
[00:01:38]  We're trying to find out what's going on here.
[00:01:40]  Oh, here we go.
[00:01:43]  Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[00:01:44]  Hey, hey, We're so supporting.
[00:01:49]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey.
[00:01:51]  Sink.
[00:01:51]  Hey, hey, don't.
[00:01:52]  Hey, stop.
[00:01:56]  Stop.
[00:01:58]  Stop.
[00:02:03]  Dude, please stop.
[00:02:04]  Hey, hey.
[00:02:05]  Hey, stop.
[00:02:06]  Stop.
[00:02:07]  Stop.
[00:02:10]  Not touch me.
[00:02:12]  Hey, hey, hey, Sick.
[00:02:14]  Thank you.
[00:02:14]  Okay, stop.
[00:02:15]  Alright.
[00:02:16]  Alright, like, like, like.
[00:02:20]  Alright.
[00:02:30]  Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:02:30]  Why'd you hit me?
[00:02:32]  Why'd you hit me?
[00:02:37]  Hey, guys, this is a harassment.
[00:02:42]  I've seen your show.
[00:02:44]  Really?
[00:02:45]  Yeah, dig it.
[00:02:46]  They literally won't see this guy.
[00:02:47]  He's like trying to block it, and they keep telling people we're neo-Nazis and stuff.
[00:02:50]  You've seen the show.
[00:02:50]  That's not what it is.
[00:02:51]  Nowhere near.
[00:02:52]  Nowhere near.
[00:02:52]  Oh, no, I know, but people who aren't here don't know.
[00:02:56]  Like, people who are watching this and are- Okay, we'll stay!
[00:03:01]  Just get that, get there.
[00:03:02]  Are you kidding?
[00:03:02]  Are you kidding me?
[00:03:02]  Are you filming this?
[00:03:04]  What the hell is going on that you guys are starting violence here?
[00:03:07]  Those are Antifa.
[00:03:08]  They literally attacked me right now.
[00:03:09]  They ran at me.
[00:03:10]  And why did you have to go after this?
[00:03:13]  This is your first time here.
[00:03:14]  Right?
[00:03:14]  Yes, I am.
[00:03:15]  And I met you off Instagram.
[00:03:16]  So sometimes if you guys want to hang out, you guys are welcome to come to one of these protests.
[00:03:19]  Although, be advised at your own risk.
[00:03:21]  People here are already getting violent.
[00:03:22]  What do you think about people yelling shame at us and what does that mean?
[00:03:26]  It's ridiculous.
[00:03:27]  They have like no premise, no nothing.
[00:03:28]  They just want to scream at us.
[00:03:29]  Like, it makes no sense.
[00:03:31]  What's the premise of the argument?
[00:03:33]  I have no idea.
[00:03:34]  I have no idea.
[00:03:34]  We were just here talking to people and they started like shaming us for no reason.
[00:03:39]  Yes, okay, cool.
[00:03:40]  Get in, get in, get in.
[00:03:42]  There's us, us, us.
[00:03:44]  Go, stay here.
[00:03:46]  Just keep filming.
[00:03:49]  Don't stop.
[00:03:50]  Don't stop.
[00:03:52]  Hey, security, get on this side.
[00:03:53]  Hey, guys, stay on my side.
[00:03:54]  Stay on.
[00:03:55]  He's with us.
[00:03:56]  Stay on this side.
[00:03:57]  Keep on his side.
[00:03:58]  Keep right here.
[00:03:59]  Stay right here.
[00:03:59]  Stay here.
[00:04:00]  All right.
[00:04:01]  We're being escorted.
[00:04:03]  We're being escorted by police in the middle.
[00:04:08]  All right.
[00:04:09]  We got nine guys on us protecting us as we're walking.
[00:04:12]  We have to have nine people following us.
[00:04:14]  Nine people following us with guns to protect us from the crowd.
[00:04:18]  We're trying to get out of here right now.
[00:04:20]  We're just out here trying to get out of here at the moment.
[00:04:22]  I don't know what's going on.
[00:04:24]  So we're currently quarantined out in Los Angeles PD headquarters here in downtown LA.
[00:04:29]  If you see behind me, people are trying to capture us and they want to hurt us.
[00:04:35]  But we don't want to hurt anybody.
[00:04:36]  But we got escorted by the police because someone tried to jump us, but we got security.
[00:04:40]  So it's got basically Putin set up on here with it.
[00:04:53]  What?
[00:04:54]  Right here.
[00:04:56]  We're actually centrist.
[00:04:57]  Get the fuck out of me.
[00:04:58]  You motherfuckers me and everything.
[00:05:00]  I knew it a live guy right here.
[00:05:02]  Free speech.
[00:05:03]  We're here to report.
[00:05:06]  We're here with the news right here with Black Mike.
[00:05:08]  It's me.
[00:05:09]  Slightly offensive with Black Mike.
[00:05:10]  That's our name.
[00:05:12]  We're here to interview and ask people questions about what they're out here protesting.
[00:05:16]  Are you from Black Lives Matter?
[00:05:17]  No.
[00:05:18]  Are you from Free Palestine?
[00:05:19]  No.
[00:05:20]  Fuck you.
[00:05:20]  Get off my battle.
[00:05:22]  What?
[00:05:22]  We're the news.
[00:05:23]  Get the phone about it.
[00:05:26]  Don't touch me.
[00:05:27]  Listen.
[00:05:28]  Get the heart.
[00:05:29]  Can you please calm down?
[00:05:31]  Calm down.
[00:05:32]  Calm down.
[00:05:32]  Come down.
[00:05:33]  Calm down.
[00:05:33]  What the fuck?
[00:05:34]  What's going on?
[00:05:34]  Okay, Calling level one.
[00:05:38]  Hey, hey.
[00:05:42]  No!
[00:05:42]  Mike, my cameraman's black!
[00:05:49]  Hey, Con, come on!
[00:05:50]  Come talk!
[00:05:51]  Mike Mike!
[00:05:56]  My mic!
[00:05:56]  He's right here!
[00:05:57]  He's our guy!
[00:05:58]  Yes!
[00:05:59]  Come on!
[00:06:00]  Come on, get in!
[00:06:03]  Go, go!
[00:06:04]  Yeah, I think talking about it is definitely, and like having that respect to talk to a person that is the complete opposite of you is also part of it.
[00:06:11]  But I think activisms like this is also effective, too.
[00:06:15]  And I want to thank you very much for actually having a conversation, by the way, because most people won't talk because we are right-leaning, but I appreciate that.
[00:06:20]  Thank you.
[00:06:21]  You lied to me.
[00:06:22]  What?
[00:06:22]  You're turning, you're twisting everybody's words around.
[00:06:24]  I never even edited the video.
[00:06:25]  You're lying.
[00:06:26]  You're making, you're baiting people into giving you responses.
[00:06:29]  I never did.
[00:06:30]  Yes, what's response?
[00:06:31]  You're baiting people right now.
[00:06:32]  Get the fing out of me.
[00:06:34]  Hey, talking about it is definitely, and like having that respect to talk to a person that is the complete opposite of you.
[00:06:40]  And I want to thank you very much for actually having a conversation, by the way.

=== Fascist Media Intervenes (03:59) ===

[00:06:43]  Get the f out of me.
[00:06:45]  Did you see that right now?
[00:06:46]  The game bird is here.
[00:06:47]  Did you see that?
[00:06:48]  He hit our camera and smacked me in the face right now.
[00:06:50]  This is Elijah now in a studio, and I'm speaking from Hollywood.
[00:06:55]  Because what we're about to do is, see, we run into this shim-looking he she.
[00:06:58]  You can't tell the gender of this person, and you no wonder why liberals have a hard time telling gender because they can't tell how they look.
[00:07:04]  And we were walking away, and suddenly this guy right here with the cup of unknown liquid peers out of the bushes.
[00:07:12]  And not only is the drink unidentifiable, but again, here we have another person with an unidentifiable gender.
[00:07:17]  It looks like a man, but if it was a woman, I mean, it had long hair, it was weird looking.
[00:07:22]  But look at that look of evil.
[00:07:24]  I'm not sure if we've talked to this person before, if they've heard false things about who we are and what we do, but this is what we go through.
[00:07:31]  This man looked at us and he's obviously targeting us.
[00:07:35]  He comes up to my cameraman maliciously, and you see those eyes of evil.
[00:07:41]  And he actually assaults the cameraman in just a few seconds here and pours that drink all over my $3,000 camera.
[00:07:48]  And right here, boom, hits him, pours the drink into the camera.
[00:07:52]  The camera immediately starts to get messed up.
[00:07:55]  You can watch as the lens immediately dips out of focus.
[00:07:58]  The motherboard is getting fried.
[00:08:01]  In a second here, we get some hope, and the camera starts to come back into focus.
[00:08:06]  And so, we're trying to fix it.
[00:08:08]  Obviously, the guy ran away like every sort of shim lord does.
[00:08:11]  And you can start to see, and there you go, the camera is officially dead.
[00:08:15]  So, this would be my third camera now that they fried.
[00:08:19]  And we went from filming with this right here, which is a wonderful camera bought by a donor, to filming now with this.
[00:08:27]  But the cool thing is, is my fiancé encouraged me to keep shooting.
[00:08:31]  We didn't stop shooting, even though they destroyed a $3,000 camera.
[00:08:35]  And we are not going to stop this fight, even if they bully us.
[00:09:03]  How mental my show have you seen?
[00:09:07]  Why are they censoring you?
[00:09:08]  Why are they censoring me?
[00:09:09]  What?
[00:09:10]  I have no idea why they're censoring me.
[00:09:13]  So, when it comes down to this, yes.
[00:09:20]  Fascist media.
[00:09:24]  Get a real job.
[00:09:25]  Fascist media.
[00:09:28]  All right.
[00:09:29]  Can we finish our conversation?
[00:09:31]  Can we finish?
[00:09:32]  Fascist media, get a real job.
[00:09:35]  Fascist media, get a real job.
[00:09:37]  Do you guys want to have a conversation?
[00:09:38]  Fascist media, get a real job.
[00:09:40]  Do you want to have a conversation?
[00:09:43]  Would you like to have a conversation?
[00:09:49]  Okay.
[00:09:52]  So this is what they do.
[00:09:53]  Precious media, get a real job!
[00:09:56]  Precious media!
[00:10:27]  Motorcycles following us to keep people from harassing us.
[00:10:30]  They actually want to kill us.
[00:10:31]  They're talking about stabbing us and everything.
[00:10:33]  But thank God, we'll keep walking.
[00:10:34]  That way we can keep them going.
[00:10:36]  This has been another episode of Slight This has been another episode of Slightly Offensive.