Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - The Crazy Weird World of POLITICON
Aired: 2018-10-24
Duration: 10:20


=== Wrong 2018 Timelines (10:05) ===

[00:00:00]  It's me, Rachel, just here in my cup of tea, reporting about life and whatever else we talk about on our show.
[00:00:08]  Rachel's not my cup of tea, but I love her.
[00:00:11]  I love young boy lesbian-looking people.
[00:00:13]  It's beautiful.
[00:00:18]  My name is Paul.
[00:00:19]  Paul, and so what is it that you're hoping to get out of Politicon this year?
[00:00:23]  I am hoping to get a better perspective on absolutely worthless information.
[00:00:28]  We are actually in the wrong 2018.
[00:00:31]  We're not supposed to be here.
[00:00:33]  We're supposed to be on a different timeline.
[00:00:36]  What's the timeline that we're supposed to be on?
[00:00:37]  Well, the one that Trump is not the president on.
[00:00:40]  Hello, is this cultural appropriation?
[00:00:44]  I'm not sure.
[00:00:44]  What do you mean by cultural appropriation?
[00:00:46]  Like an Indian stick?
[00:00:47]  Well, basically, they're shaman spheres.
[00:00:49]  I've been there myself.
[00:00:50]  They're for channeling energy.
[00:00:52]  They have copper coils, sand, and sand from sacred places around the world and crystal chips down the insides.
[00:00:59]  I was raised by quantum touch energy healers and shamans, so I know how to work with energy.
[00:01:04]  How do we fix it?
[00:01:05]  Well, we're working on that, brother.
[00:01:07]  We're working on it together.
[00:01:08]  How do you think we can fix it?
[00:01:10]  How do you think we can fix it?
[00:01:11]  Crystals?
[00:01:12]  Well, there was that shaman spear lady over there.
[00:01:14]  Did you run it?
[00:01:15]  She unleashed my root chakras.
[00:01:17]  Did she?
[00:01:17]  I don't even know what that means, but she did it.
[00:01:18]  You're here.
[00:01:19]  All right.
[00:01:20]  So what I was here is a clockwise motion over each chakra, and it just opens up the energy, kind of clears it out a little bit.
[00:01:31]  And then it should be a little more clear.
[00:01:37]  Do you feel like the media is honest in this generation?
[00:01:41]  Some of it is, yeah.
[00:01:42]  And which parts are not honest?
[00:01:45]  Well, any Fox News network commentator is not honest.
[00:01:50]  Oh, maybe I should go check that out because everything matters.
[00:01:54]  Everything matters, but some things that we can do matter more than other things.
[00:01:59]  I am not trained to judge how much her approach matters, but she's a master level energy manipulator.
[00:02:07]  Oh, well, then I will definitely have to go talk to her because I have tried crystals in here.
[00:02:12]  How do you work with energy?
[00:02:14]  Well, basically, I'm a quantum touch energy healer.
[00:02:19]  So what I do is I send energy to people so that they are able to heal themselves.
[00:02:24]  So it's just kind of on a vibrational level.
[00:02:26]  You know, everything is energy.
[00:02:28]  Remember, it's the crystals.
[00:02:29]  The crystals.
[00:02:30]  Well, I don't know about that yet, but you know, it's something.
[00:02:33]  We're going to get to the real one.
[00:02:35]  We're going to get to something because the answer is to get rid of Donald Trump.
[00:02:38]  Amen.
[00:02:39]  And what are your opinions on Donald Trump?
[00:02:42]  I loathe him.
[00:02:44]  You love him?
[00:02:44]  No, I loathe him.
[00:02:45]  Oh, sorry.
[00:02:46]  How dare you, as an American, say fill the wall!
[00:02:55]  Mom mentality that volume is mom mentality, blame liberals for not being proud Americans.
[00:03:03]  Walls will not work.
[00:03:05]  Walls will not work as they ask.
[00:03:09]  Why you're helping divide the nation, man.
[00:03:12]  Your white privilege.
[00:03:14]  Look, give up your white privilege.
[00:03:16]  I'm proud.
[00:03:17]  I have never, never.
[00:03:18]  Hey, man.
[00:03:20]  Build that wall.
[00:03:25]  Oh, yeah.
[00:03:30]  What are you doing?
[00:03:31]  I am goat versus fish.
[00:03:32]  Yes, and it is the verses of goat and fish.
[00:03:34]  And there are so many that are here that they are versesing about so many other things that are not goat or fish.
[00:03:39]  I am here to tell them that it is goat versus fish.
[00:03:42]  And what is it particularly that he's done that you despise?
[00:03:48]  Just about everything.
[00:03:50]  Anything in particular that stands out?
[00:03:53]  I'm concerned about his Nazi sympathetic aspect and his complete nonsensical approach to politics and his racism and his misogyny and his lack of knowledge and lack of understanding of anything.
[00:04:15]  Those are textbook answers right there if I ever heard them.
[00:04:19]  What's your favorite news media outlet?
[00:04:22]  Oh, probably MSNBC.
[00:04:24]  I would expect that's awesome.
[00:04:25]  You got destroyed last year by Annika Sparring.
[00:04:27]  Kyle Kalistiki would destroy you this year.
[00:04:30]  That's why you won't debate.
[00:04:33]  You got her.
[00:04:33]  He got her.
[00:04:34]  He got her.
[00:04:38]  Why do you feel the need to lie?
[00:04:39]  Why do you feel the need to lie about no one being willing to debate you?
[00:04:43]  Oh, he got her.
[00:04:44]  He got her.
[00:04:45]  I'm just kidding.
[00:04:45]  I had to stand up for conservative values, and I want to make sure that people understand that we're not all racist bigot homohobes who hate the poor.
[00:04:52]  It depends on who you ask.
[00:04:53]  They might say that you're quite wrong.
[00:04:55]  How can you prove that?
[00:04:56]  Well, basically, civil discourse.
[00:04:58]  People are still doing that these days.
[00:05:00]  Some people actually are.
[00:05:01]  MSNBC, besides offering us free opinions that we never called for, asked for, or wanted to hear, has decided to offer us some free coffee.
[00:05:09]  So obviously the most American thing you could do other than maybe protest untrue media outlets is take free coffee from them because I'm an American and we like free stuff.
[00:05:20]  Your shirt here says Christians Against Trump.
[00:05:22]  Can you explain that one?
[00:05:23]  Yeah, well, we believe that as Christians, we need to be espousing and standing by the principles of Jesus Christ.
[00:05:29]  And Trump does not inhabit any of the principles and values of Jesus Christ.
[00:05:33]  I'm Elizabeth Warren's cousin.
[00:05:35]  Ah, so you obviously, because you're a cousin, you follow the same kind of logic as she does?
[00:05:40]  Well, yeah, we're right about everything and we're Native American.
[00:05:43]  Yeah, and that's the cool thing is I believe you because you said it.
[00:05:47]  Well, there's a lot of oppression in the world.
[00:05:48]  There's a lot of bigotry.
[00:05:49]  There's a lot of racism.
[00:05:50]  There's a lot of hatred.
[00:05:51]  And the way to stop that is by voting for Democrats and taking your taxpayer dollars and giving them to my family.
[00:05:57]  Hey guys, this is Kevin DeLeon, the idiot politician who famously said, this is a ghost gun.
[00:06:03]  This right here has the ability with a 30 caliber clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second.
[00:06:09]  30 magazine clip in half a second.
[00:06:11]  Kevin DeLeon talking about why he's intelligent.
[00:06:14]  Some good stuff right here.
[00:06:16]  Who voted him in?
[00:06:17]  I don't know.
[00:06:18]  I don't know.
[00:06:19]  Alexandria the Great, very good.
[00:06:22]  Socialism's good.
[00:06:24]  William presidents of the future because it's very good to elect presidents based off of physical appearance.
[00:06:30]  It's a genius idea.
[00:06:32]  I mean, maybe we should start just voting presidents in because the color of their skin too.
[00:06:35]  That might be good.
[00:06:36]  So are you Muslim yourself?
[00:06:37]  Yes.
[00:06:38]  Constitution over Sharia?
[00:06:42]  No.
[00:06:43]  No, no.
[00:06:45]  Should local communities be allowed to judge themselves through Sharia beyond the judicial court systems in the United States as some people are protesting or requesting?
[00:06:53]  Oh, I was not aware.
[00:06:59]  But I mean, independently, I would say people should use their law how they want.
[00:07:09]  So guys, I know they said that the Nazis weren't going to get here to Politicon, but we have the white power booth over here, WP.
[00:07:17]  It's the Washington Post, look.
[00:07:19]  Is that something?
[00:07:21]  Are we...
[00:07:21]  Are we on to something?
[00:07:23]  Washington Post is short acronym WP, which is also the acronym of white power.
[00:07:31]  It's possible, guys.
[00:07:32]  In this day and age, anything is true.
[00:07:34]  As long as you just publish it and then cite your own publishing as credibility.
[00:07:38]  That's how it works.
[00:07:40]  You just get the press, right, to report something and then you report the press.
[00:07:43]  That's what Nats Pelosi said.
[00:07:46]  It's true.
[00:07:47]  Women have a right to choose, but it's okay to have some regulations in place also.
[00:07:52]  Do you think Jesus would condone abortion?
[00:07:54]  Jesus didn't talk about abortion, actually, but he talked about little children, and I know he'd be against children in cages.
[00:08:00]  So, what we have here is Will Witt from Prager U is actually secretly a Democrat.
[00:08:05]  He's here in the empathy circle.
[00:08:07]  You see him here?
[00:08:08]  Look at this.
[00:08:08]  He's shaking hands.
[00:08:10]  He's in disguise and it's really hard to watch, but we love him regardless and we'll be praying for him.
[00:08:27]  Let's find your Twitter again by then.
[00:08:31]  So you must have had to say something very, very threatening.
[00:08:35]  I really don't know.
[00:08:35]  I've never threatened anybody off with it.
[00:08:37]  I'm black people unless they send me threats.
[00:08:39]  What is it?
[00:08:39]  What is this weird man?
[00:08:41]  Let's talk about what the Democrats and Muslim Obama haven't done for our black American race and our black American children.
[00:08:50]  Do you know there's black people jumping out of buildings on skit row?
[00:08:54]  Do you know they're living with rats and roaches?
[00:08:57]  Great stuff, guys.
[00:08:58]  Spliticon 2018, sorry, blocking the way.
[00:09:01]  You can get through, man.
[00:09:04]  I let Asians pass.
[00:09:05]  I'm not racist.
[00:09:06]  It's okay, you can pass, man.
[00:09:08]  It's true.
[00:09:09]  But you won't get a pass if you apply for Harvard, sir, because they discriminate against Asians.
[00:09:16]  We're the empty tent.
[00:09:18]  So we're from Berkeley.
[00:09:19]  Oh, awesome.
[00:09:20]  It's a rules-based dialogue process.
[00:09:23]  I speak, you listen, you have to say back to me what I said.
[00:09:27]  The idea is that the other person that you're speaking to reflects back their understanding of what you have to say.
[00:09:33]  I feel that I was watching Gray's Anatomy yesterday, and I feel that there should be more Filipino nurses represented in Gray's Anatomy because there was only one, even though, you know, Filipino nurses make up more.
[00:09:48]  They make up a lot of the nursing population, especially in Seattle and in big city centers like LA and stuff.

=== Lot of Filipino Nurses (00:29) ===

[00:09:55]  So you were watching Gray's Anatomy, and you felt that what they were portraying there, there was like one Filipino nurse, and that's not your experience in real life.
[00:10:06]  And there are a lot of Filipino nurses, and you would like to see that more accurately represented because, you know, it's obviously a core value, it feels like you're saying, of that culture.