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Cup Runneth Over00:15:05
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show.
Well, there you have it.
You know, it's the cup has runneth over.
And I told you that would happen.
I'm not the only one.
This is not one of those predictions where I'm going to run around and do a victory lap because many, many people saw this coming from a mile away.
Elon Musk, Donald Trump, to massive egos, to alpha dudes, to people that like things their way.
One of them on ketamine.
This is going to be a problem.
This is going to be a problem.
You cannot invite the richest guy in the world into the White House, high on ketamine, make him a pretend president for like a month, where he has an army of like coders running around grabbing sensitive information from all these government agencies and then telling him that, like your time is up.
This guy got in there and he thought he was going to be like the shadow president or I don't know what he thought.
I don't know if he thought he's on drugs.
He's running around with a chainsaw.
He's firing people uh, from the National PARK Service on a whim, which that?
Of all the things he has done, that is what i'm for.
That was the one I was for to randomly call up people.
Go oh, do you work at Zion National Park?
Not anymore, like that.
I was all.
I was behind him there.
But this is an erratic, drug addled mega billionaire who was brought into the White House under the auspices of figuring out how much fraud, waste and abuse there is in the government.
Now, obviously there is a lot.
He doesn't really find any.
He said oh, it's going to be two trillion.
Then it was a trillion.
Now it's whatever.
He's running around going.
Social Security is paying all this stuff out to dead people, but that's not true.
Social Security keeps people in the rolls, but they're not really being paid, and that's been proven.
He hasn't shown any proof of all this waste and fraud and abuse that he uncovered.
He's just kind of running around high.
And then Trump is passing this grotesque bill that's going to mire the country in even more debt and Elon Musk tweets, i'm sorry, I just can't stand it anymore.
This massive outrageous, pork filled congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination.
Shame on those who voted for it.
You know who you.
You know you did wrong.
You know it.
Elon is trying to kill the bill, this big beautiful bill that Donald Trump loves.
This big beautiful bill, by the way is uh, an expansion of the federal debt.
It gets rid of the ev mandate, which Musk does not like.
Musk also, by the way, has beef with Trump over the Sam Altman, the OPEN AI.
Musk doesn't like the idea that he feels like he's been sidelined by other tech people.
So Musk is unhappy with all of this.
So he goes to war with this bill, saying that it's an abomination, and then he goes nuclear on Axe and goes.
The reason the Epstein files are not out is because Trump is in them.
Time to drop the really big bomb.
Donald Trump real Donald Trump tagged.
Tagged is in the Epstein files.
That is the real reason they have not been made public.
Have a nice day, Donald J Trump.
Elon Musk mark this for the future.
The truth will come out.
Everyone knows i'm not a huge fan of Elon Musk.
I think that Elon Musk um, one of the most offensive things to me is people trying to be funny who aren't funny.
This is a horrible thing.
This is a terrible thing that happens.
People that want to be funny that have other other things like I don't know all the money in the world, and that's not enough.
It's never enough.
Watching someone try to be funny and fall down on their face.
It's terrible.
It's as a comedian, as somebody who is funny, it's.
It's sad to watch and it's it makes him cringe.
Like I want my billionaires kind of quiet and evil and you know, plotting and I don't want them doing like dad jokes and like you know, I I don't want to see it right.
So there's there's always been, there's a cringe element to him.
Again, i've only met him one time.
He's very nice to me and clearly a smart guy and whatever, but I don't trust him.
I don't trust any of those tech people because I and i've said a lot I don't know what they want, but it's not what they say.
This is the problem with these people.
It's not what they say they want, they want another thing.
That's what?
Like Zuckerberg in these interviews, like he's very calm and quiet and like methodical when he answers the question, because he can't tell you the answer, because the answer is is.
Is like really disturbing and the answer is like yeah well, we're planning to, you know, we're planning on like a massive population reduction.
I mean how, how else will this work, you know?
And then the interviewer's like, interesting, like you can't do that.
So, whatever Elon Musk got into the White House to do, why does Elon Musk care about government fraud and waste and abuse?
Does anyone?
Why he's a.
He makes his living off government contracts.
He makes his living off the government largess and a lot of taxpayer funded uh things that he depends on.
What is his uh concern?
I don't think he does.
I don't think any of them do.
I don't think Sam Altman cares.
I mean, I don't think any of them get.
I think they want the government to open up their coffers and give these guys, all the money in the world that they don't have, whatever's left in this country that they don't have.
They want because they're going to the government and they're saying, China's kicking our ass in Ai, they kicked our ass with TikTok and social media.
Maybe it's an op.
Maybe there's spy software in there.
We don't know.
But they did it.
We didn't.
We fucked up.
Our shit's going down.
We got fucking Facebook, which sucks.
That thing sucks.
We got your fucking old aunt on Facebook or a bunch of fucking dead people.
Facebook is like a bunch of in memoriam pages and people uploading casserole recipes.
We fucked up.
Instagram's hanging by a thread.
It's fine.
But it's not driving the conversation.
Everybody's getting famous.
TikTok, all the music in America now.
You got to go viral on TikTok.
That's the big one.
And it ain't us.
It's them.
Deepseek AI comes out.
Whether that's an op or not, again, we're caught with our pants.
We just keep getting caught with our pants out.
And these guys keep running to the government, go, we need more money.
We need more money.
You want us to compete?
You want a TikTok?
You want a deep seek, which is open AI, Sam Altman.
You want these things?
We need more money.
We can't do this for nothing.
We need a lot of money and we don't want to put our own money up.
You need to put taxpayer money up.
And if you don't do this, we're fucked.
It's the same thing that happened in 2008 during the financial crisis.
All the heads of these banks went into Hank Paulson, who was the Secretary of the Treasury.
Or I'm sorry.
I think he was.
I think it was Paulson, but it doesn't matter.
But it was, he had worked at Goldman Sachs.
And they went in there and they said, hey, it was Hank.
It was George W. Bush.
They went, hey.
It was 2007.
This thing was collapsing.
And they go, if we don't get a bailout, the whole system collapses.
Whether that was true or not, and there's people that claim that it was, and I intend to think that there was a potential that the system was going to be either collapsed or severely, you know, reformed.
Whether that was true or not, they got the money because they sowed the sense of panic in the government.
They said, we're fucked if we don't get this money.
And it might have been true.
In the same way, the tech people are going, we need all this money.
We're not going to be able to compete with China, all these things.
These people don't really care about America as an idea.
One of the biggest startups during COVID was, I forget what they call it, but it was a, and I knew the kids who did it.
They were nice kids, but they wanted to just buy a piece of land and start their own civilization and run it with crypto.
And Peter Thiel was a big investor in it.
The guy from Palantir, we'll talk about that in a minute.
That was one of the big startups during COVID, and everybody thought it was a great idea.
They were like, let's get the fuck out of here.
There's riots everywhere.
It sucks here.
We want out.
So they were thinking of like buying a piece of land.
And yeah, here we go.
I don't know if that was the one.
No, that's a different one.
But there was a startup.
I knew these kids.
I had meetings with them.
Praxis.
And they wanted, I don't know what happened to them.
And this isn't even like shitting on them.
Just wanted to build.
Yeah, a startup linked to Peter Thiel wanted to build the next great city in Greenland, like they wanted to just get out of here.
They the laws and they were like, we're not into this, we're, we're.
All of these tech people believe to some degree in a Post-american future, whether they admit it or not, they're not going to admit it.
They all love Jesus now, which is interesting.
So they've all found him.
We trust that.
We trust that conversion.
Was that a?
Is that authentic?
But all of these people want a Post-american future and, and and and.
They love these ideas.
Right yeah, let's buy a piece of land, let's start small, run it on crypto, see what happens.
Fully kind of libertarian, feudal state run by crypto.
So what do you do?
If that's what you want, if that's your concept of the future, where nation states are going to be at the, you know, at the very least subservient to the new tech reality?
What do you need?
And you need kind of this digital police state that everyone's going to have to live in.
And that's where you bring in Palantir, the NEW YORK Times article here, the Trump administration has tasked Palantir, Peter Teal and Palantir with building a database of Americans, their financial info.
So Peter Teal the Palantir is founded by these guys, Alex Carp, Joe Lonzell and Peter Teal.
I I met Joe Lonzell in Austin.
I went to his house nice guy, very smart.
I described him on the show.
He no longer likes me.
Um, that's fine that this is a pattern for me, right?
This seems to be a pattern.
I don't think it's right.
He had a great big swimming pool and I love swimming and I love a big pool.
Most people don't have them and he had a huge pool.
I think it was 80 feet, doesn't matter, i'm being sued, he'll sue me for this.
I met him.
He no longer, I think, is actively involved with Palantir.
He's doing some other startup like he's doing some other.
He wanted to build another city and to compete with Austin or something you know.
Everyone's got a fun idea at these tech things when you go.
Everyone's got a fun idea.
Everyone wants to do something revolutionary.
And so in march, president Trump signed an executive order calling for the federal government to share data across agencies, raising questions over whether he might compile a master list of personal information.
Mr Trump has not publicly talked about the effort since, but behind the scenes, officials have quietly put technological building blocks into place to enable his plan.
In particular, they have turned to one company Palantir, the data analysis and technology firm.
This is where you have have to start questioning if the Trump administration is like some type of op.
Meaning like, is this real?
Is the administration that got elected to purge the deep state actually using the deep state to compile a list of data on all the people that live here?
This shadowy company Palantir that works with the CIA, the military, they do all this fun stuff.
They export all their technology all over the world to place, you know, fun like Israel right now.
I don't know what they're doing.
I guess setting up breakfast stations for the Palestinians.
Perhaps not.
But this shadowy company is compiling a list of data of American people.
The Department of Homeland Security and the Pentagon.
When Mr. Trump took office, according to public records, including additional funds from existing contracts, as well as new contracts with the Department of Homeland Security and the Pentagon.
Shadowy Data Compilation00:05:13
So Palantir has received $113 million in federal government spending since Trump took office.
This does not include a $795 million contract the Department of Defense awarded the company last week, which has not been spent.
Representatives of Palantir are also speaking to two other agencies, the Social Security Administration and the Internal Revenue Service, about buying its technology.
The push has put a key Palantir product called Foundry into at least four federal agencies, including the Department of Homeland Security and Health and Human Services.
Pay attention.
Health, taxes, financial information, right?
Widely adopting Foundry.
What a lovely...
By the way, it's funny that this shadowy military CIA contractor is using a company called Foundry, a company that like you'd think that you were like getting artisanal baked goods from, except it's compiling all the data on you and everyone you know.
So Foundry, widely adopting Foundry, which analyzes and organizes data, paves the way for Mr. Trump to easily merge information from different agencies.
Creating detailed portraits of Americans based on government data is not just a pipe dream.
This has got to be stopped dead in its tracks.
And to the credit of some of the real hardcore MAGA people, they're actually pushing back on this.
This is what you were afraid of.
This is the no-good thing.
I know many of you out there are confused, as am I. I'm a little confused.
I don't understand what's going on.
I don't know.
I think a lot of people don't really know what's going on.
I talk to a lot of people and a lot of people don't know what's going on.
And a lot of people don't understand why an administration that got elected going, we're going to actually go in there and this permanent government of the CIA and all these agencies that are constantly fomenting conflict all over the world, starting wars and spying on Americans and listening to them.
We're going to get rid of that.
However, before we do that, let's sideline that for a minute and let's first give Palantir $800 million so that they can compile a list of everything you've ever done.
Does that sound like a good, does that sound like the deep state's going away?
I'm just, I'm curious.
I don't even understand.
I'm confused.
And if you're not confused, you're an op.
Truly, if you know the answer, you're an op.
I'm no longer speaking to people who aren't dumbfounded and confused because they're incredibly dishonest.
Anyone that's not confused is incredibly dishonest.
Anyone that has a clear line of shit right now that goes, well, actually, let me tell you about it.
You're compromised.
You're fully.
All these people on the Gaza thing, even the staunchest Israel defenders I know are going, it's a lot.
It's a bit much.
So if you have not one reservation about what's going on over there, I'm not saying you have to feel one way or another way, but if you don't have any reservation, if you have no reservations about what's happening with all these kids getting killed, I don't know.
I can't trust you.
If you don't have any reservations about Palantir taking everyone's information, I don't know.
I can't.
I don't know if I can trust you.
I don't.
I think they're buying people left and right.
This is my guess.
They try to buy meat.
My pussy costs a lot of money.
I get invited to these dinners.
I don't go.
I've been invited to Teal's house multiple times for dinner.
I don't go.
It's no shade at them or whatever.
You know?
The reason I don't go is I know, I remember one dinner.
They're like, we'd like to discuss the media.
I go, what?
No, thanks.
We'd like to discuss a dinner.
We discuss the media and culture.
No, thanks.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate it.
That's fine.
Don't don't need to.
Here's what I'm doing every week.
I'm discussing the media.
Hey, good news.
I have a show.
I have a show.
You can listen to it.
You can listen to it if you're curious about it.
But I've been to some of these places.
I've sat in these houses in Austin with these tech people and I know what they want.
And I know what they want me to go out and cheerlead for and say, well, it's actually a great idea.
Kash Patel Appearance00:11:38
And there's probably a lot of money in it.
There's probably a lot of money.
And I just can't do it.
It's not because I'm some great moral per.
I just, I wouldn't be good at it.
I'd be terrible at coming on here going, well, the good thing about the list.
Well, no, you actually, if you actually think about the list this way, all my people that listen every week are going, what the fuck happened?
What the fuck happened to him?
So my prediction, and I'm not, I don't want to name names because I don't know, but my prediction is you're going to see a lot of people over the next six months start thinking this list's a great idea.
They're going to start telling you how great this is and how it's about terrorism.
That's the way that'll start.
Have you heard?
This is going to happen.
Palantir selection as a chief vendor for the project was driven by Elon Musk's Department of Government Officials.
According to government officials, at least three Doge members formerly worked at Palantir, while two others had worked at companies funded by Peter Thielen, investor and founder of Palantir.
This is the deep state.
That's what it is.
What is it?
What are we doing?
Kash Patel's got 10,000 reasons the tapes can't come out or the whatever is whatever.
By the way, they're going to start purchasing influencer.
I'm telling you.
This is the new way.
It used to be the news media, but I've been doing interviews with the news media.
They're retarded.
It's a what doesn't even work.
Who the fuck's left in the news media?
These people are broke.
Anyone with a half a degree of talent is on YouTube.
These people can't make a dollar, the news minute.
They live on floors.
I've been interviewing with these people.
I mean, these people are beyond fuck.
No one's even buying them anymore.
They're going to start buying up podcasters and YouTubers and whatever.
And they better come to daddy with a big offer.
Don't come to me with nothing.
You better give me something good so that when I come on here and I make a fool out of myself and I lose every goddamn fan, I got 100 million.
When I lose every god, there's 30 million.
All right, I just slashed his 70 million.
See how quick that was?
I'll negotiate with you.
Don't think you're going to get my loyalty for nothing.
When I lose every goddamn fan, because I come on this show and I start talking about how the Palantir list is good for you.
Well, the thing about the Palantir list, you're going to look at it another way, the Palantir list.
What's so bad about somebody knowing everything you've ever done and that person being the CIA?
Why don't you want the CIA knowing everything you've ever spent money on or contributed to or eaten or every disease you've ever had?
Why don't you want the CIA?
When I'm out here like that, Pimp and Mike got my fat pussy on the street.
You better pay me.
You better pay my pussy.
Because these hoes out here are going to sell for cheap.
These hoes are going to sell for cheap.
And you better stuff my pussy with money.
And if you do, I will come on here and tell people why it's good that fucking Alexa in their house is trying to kill him or whatever the fuck you people come up with next.
Well, why wouldn't the appliances sort out a household disagreement with you and your wife?
Whatever they're going to come up with next, the smart appliance, whatever.
I'm saying this.
What's going on here?
It's not good.
These guys are running around.
They have sensitive data.
Palantir's involved.
They're making a list.
Google Palantir kill lists.
Palantir used to make these kill lists.
And they weren't good kill lists.
Like, they're not full of people I have personal problems with.
Palantir allegedly enables Israel's AI targeting in Gaza.
It's not ideal.
One of Unit 8200's newest and most important organizations is the Data Science and Artificial Intelligence Center, which, according to a spokesman, was responsible for developing the AI systems that, quote, transform the entire concept of targets in the IDF.
Back in 2021, the Israeli military described its 11-day war on Gaza as the first AI war.
Well, that's nice.
Israel's ongoing invasion of Gaza offers a more recent and devastating example.
Yeah, I mean, earlier this month, we saw a continuation of that effort with the targeting of three well-marked and fully approved aid vehicles belonging to a world central kitchen, killing their seven occupants and ensuring that the food would never reach those dying of starvation.
Some of this I feel is bad.
The targeting went, I'm just saying, I don't know.
Put the money in my cunt.
The targeting was precise, placing missiles, dead center, and the aid agency.
But so this is what the technology is being used for.
If anyone was confused about what the Palantir technology is being used for, it's like to blow up the aid truck.
It's to blow up like a truck of muffins.
Where's the muffin?
Coordinate on the muffin truck.
All right.
There's another truck coming in.
What's that one got?
I think that's the coffee truck.
Okay.
Like that's what's going on.
It's blowing up food trucks.
Go to Austin and do it.
Get this Kash Patel up on Rogan.
Kash Patel, by the way.
I mean, this guy's the director of the FBI.
He's dressed.
Now, people go, Tim, you dress crazy.
What am I doing?
What the hell am I doing?
This guy's the head of the FBI.
He's dressed like he's going to pick his kids up at school.
I mean, I don't know what's going on.
The guy's the head of the FBI.
This is the biggest podcast in the world.
He's there in athleisure.
He's in like Lululemon athleisureware, Kash Patel.
Here's Kash Patel talking about why they can't put the Epstein stuff out because it will re-victimize the women.
What about the video of From the Island?
Oh, that's sorry.
So you're talking about Teeter Random.
Yeah, so yeah.
So again, we're going to give you everything we can.
Let me explain to you.
Let me explain to you.
Let me explain the you can't find someone better at lying than this.
You can't find someone better at lying than this.
Has this guy practiced?
We're going to give you everything we can.
And people have to remember, we're not going to re-victimize women.
What?
We're not going to put that shit back out there.
It's not happening because then he wins.
Not doing it.
You want to hate me for it?
Fine.
Again, play out.
If there was a video.
Hold on.
Stop that for a minute.
The craziest thing I've ever heard.
We just blur the women.
Why wouldn't you just blur the victim?
I mean, we have that technology.
If Palantir has the technology to identify an aid truck going to Gazan civilians and blow it up, we certainly have the 1997 technology utilized on, you know, a current affair or entertainment tonight to blur the victim.
No?
Zillow uses that technology when you're selling a house and the house next to it doesn't want to be sold.
We use it there.
Kash Patel, let's listen to more of Kash Patel.
You want to hate me for it?
Fine.
Again, logical playout.
If there was a video of some guy or gal committing felonies.
But there is.
And I'm in charge.
Don't you think you'd see it?
Yes, but that's why everyone's confused.
This is my favorite part of this whole thing.
He goes, if there are videos of people committing crimes on that island.
But hold on.
Pam Bondi said there were videos.
She's the attorney general.
She goes, there's hundreds of hours of video.
That's a quote from Pam.
Get the Pam Bondi quote up about the videos.
Here's the thing.
If you're going to lie to me, do it good.
Do it well.
Pam Bondi, Epstein video.
They got her.
I don't know if O'Keefe did it with Veritas.
I forget who did it.
She's out there going, there's hundreds of hours of videos.
She goes, there we go.
Miami Herald, tens of thousands.
Bondi says, FBI is reviewing Epsy videos.
So this woman's the Attorney General.
Okay, so Pam Bondi's quote here is: there are tens of thousands of videos.
Pam Bondi said this: tens of thousands of videos of Epstein.
There are tens of thousands of videos of Epstein with children or child point, and there are hundreds of victims.
So that's Pam Bondi.
Now let's go to Kash Patel, who goes, So if there were things, let's go.
Kash Patel, everyone.
I'm in charge.
Don't you think you'd see it?
Go back.
Go back there because that's an important sentence.
If there was a video of some guy or gal committing felonies on an island and I'm in charge, don't you think you'd see it?
Pause, pause, pause.
According to your own attorney general, there are 10,000 hours of videos of that that your agency is reviewing.
That's according to Pam Bond.
That's according to the Attorney General.
Wear a collared shirt.
You're lying to me in athleisure.
This guy, what do they mean if there were video?
The Attorney General, 10,000 of them that the FBI is reviewing.
All right, keep going.
Kash Patel.
Some guy.
You know what Kash Patel makes me long for?
Vivek.
If there was a video of some guy or gal committing felonies on an island and I'm in charge, don't you think you'd see it?
If you have access to it.
If I have it.
Period.
If I have it.
If I have it.
You got it?
Long Island Beaches00:04:58
Where is it?
Where else would it be?
Right.
Where is it?
If you have it.
Right.
Right.
But you can't say that you have it.
This is who's on first.
No, we're giving you everything we have.
This is who's on first.
Everything we have so far is.
Have you guys gone over all the video that's available?
Yeah.
Do who's dead?
Get up who's on first right now.
Get up the famous joke, who's on first.
They're doing who's on first if we have it.
Do you have it?
Who has it?
Who has it?
You know the fellow's name?
Yes.
Well, then who's playing first?
Yeah.
I mean, the fellow's name on first base.
Who?
The fellow playing first base for St. Louis.
Who?
The guy on first base.
Who is on first?
What are you asking me for?
I'm not asking you.
I ain't telling you who is on first.
I'm asking you who's on first.
Now, stop that.
Now go back to Patel.
Go back to Patel Rogan and scroll it back a little bit from where we were.
If I have it.
Period.
If I have it.
If I have it.
So.
Where else would it be?
Right.
If you have it.
Right.
But you can't say that you have it.
No, we're giving you everything we have.
So far.
Who's on first?
What are you asking me for?
They're doing who's on first?
All right.
Let's get him out of there.
It's Kesh Patel, everyone.
Let's also now take a look.
Jones Beach, Long Island.
There was a there was a skirmish at the beach.
It's beach season now in Long Island, and they flew some helicopters over Jones Beach, probably field four.
And they, yeah, this is fun.
This is fun.
This is just fun, folks.
It's just hometown fun.
Let's take a look at Long Island.
A brawl breaks out and then they fly over.
That ain't the Hamptons.
I'll tell you that much.
This, this, um, the large group of youths took over Jones Beach as part of a skip day tradition.
I guess they skipped school on that day.
Only that one.
All right.
All right.
We get it.
Um, this New York City mayor's race is heating up between Andrew Cuomo and Zoran Mamdami, the Muslim socialist and Governor Meatball.
I think, even though Governor Meatball canceled my show, um, and I think it was politically motivated, COVID, but I also think it was politically motivated because I was a big, I attacked him a lot.
I called him Governor Meatball.
Um, um, I do think he'd probably be a better choice.
I don't, this socialist guy is gonna raise taxes way too high, and he's going he wants like government-run grocery stores, which I don't love.
It's like straight out of Venice.
Well, now, obviously, there's good things about him.
He's young, he's anti-Semitic.
There's things I like, but then there's things where I go, I think there's problems with the fiscal realities.
If you tax me 2%, I'll go to Florida.
I just can't be involved with it.
You see what I mean?
Now, Cuomo is a, and what did he even do?
He grabbed a woman in a Buka de Pepo?
Who cares?
Enough with that.
I don't know what Cuomo did.
I think he smacked a woman's tits with like fresh moots or something.
He took some mozzarella and can we get let's get up.
This is Andrew Cuomo's campaign ad for mayor of New York.
Let's go.
How you doing?
Stay put.
Can they get indicted?
Yo, Mo, watch out.
You crush your shoe like you got two left feet.
You're gonna have a major problem.
How you doing?
Poppy, stand back, Mo.
Stand back.
Flammable.
That's flammable.
Oh, the bagels must be good in here.
Take an egg and cheese, sesame seeds, a little butter, a little side of no problems.
And how you doing with a pickle on the top?
No, no, no, pickle.
I just throw it in there.
It sounded good.
Go eat in this bagel store around the block.
Making egg and cheese over there.
That's Zoron.
That's the other guy running.
Yo, Mo.
You videoing me?
I'm videoing you.
Hey, give me your shot and put it down this guy.
Morning Bagel Chaos00:11:49
I don't want to step in no portals.
I don't want to mess up.
All right, that's Andrew Cuomo, everyone.
He's running for the mayor of New York.
I actually think that was a good campaign ad.
You know, many of these campaign ads they focus too much on the issues.
That's what I think.
I like somebody out there in the street kind of mixing it up with the people.
Mixing it up with the people.
That's what I say.
But who knows what's going on out there?
Now let's move into friend of the show.
And many people don't like this, by the way, because it's not my fault who enjoys our show.
Patron of the show for many years, friend of the show, has seen me multiple times, Vladimir Putin, who is the leader of Russia.
And by the way, I don't care what people's jobs are.
I like them because I like them as people.
Doesn't really bother me.
Vladimir Putin, let's watch this Operation Spider's Web.
So Volobomir Zelensky, who was, just to remind everyone, played the role of president on a comedic television show and then became the president of the Ukraine without any help from the CIA.
There was a revolution called the Revolution of Dignity, the Maiden Revolution, that the CIA totally did not dump $5 billion into at all.
Not at all.
And he ended up the president of the Ukraine, this lovely progressive country where they attack people in the streets and is the most corrupt country in Europe.
Again, I'm not saying anything about Russia.
I'm just saying there's this idea that like Ukraine is like Vermont, where it's just a bunch of lesbians eating ice cream.
Not the case.
Not the case.
Many documentaries made about the Ukraine were about them being white supremacists and you're Nazis, but they are our greatest ally.
As many people in our country have told me, they're our greatest.
And no one ever mentioned that when I was growing up.
I never heard of that.
I actually never heard of that even recently until Russia invaded them, that they were our greatest ally.
I didn't know that.
You might be going, wait a minute, the Ukraine our greatest, I'd never heard that.
I heard it about Britain, heard it about Israel.
I've never once heard it about the Ukraine, not a one time, but recently, a lot of people have been saying, are Ukraine our greatest edge?
One of our greatest allies.
So I had a Ukrainian comedian come on when the invasion, the human costs of war are terrible and horrible always.
And I had a Ukrainian comedian came on right after the invasion and I talked to him about it and I felt horrible for him and his friends.
I feel terrible that the United States government and Boris Johnson and the UK and other people told Zelensky to not negotiate a truce because they felt, and I've been told, that it was a good ROI return on investment to weaken Russia through funding the Ukraine and keeping this war going as long as possible.
Even though 19-year-olds are being blown to bits, people don't care on their sailboats.
They don't care.
They think it's a good idea to keep funding this because it weakens the Russian military.
Now, you might say, that seems, and no one bought in the rest of the world.
Obviously, Europe hates Russia.
It's more of an existential threat to them.
The UK, totally get it.
There's a lot of people that the framing of this conflict, when I go over there, they go, no, we hate Putin.
And listen, I, again, I don't care.
I don't agree with Vladimir Putin and everything he does, even though he's my good friend.
It doesn't mean anything to me.
What I'm saying is I like him because he has an appreciation of different kind of art, like an older art.
But what I'm saying is this.
Listen to what I'm saying.
I'm saying stop the war and the killing.
That's my position.
Of course, when you say stop killing in this country, when you say stop killing in this country, you're called every name in the book.
You can say anything in this country.
You can say anything in this country except stop killing people.
The minute you say stop killing people, they will call you a Nazi.
Every name will be thrown at you if you just suggest mildly, mildly, not even, not even a big stance, if you mildly suggest that it might not be a good idea to just randomly kill that you will be, so my whole thing with the, you will be just tarred and feathered.
My whole thing with the Ukraine war was like, get a peace deal, figure out a thing.
But the good people in the intelligence community don't feel that way.
They think we want to make sure that the Ukraine...
So our position seems to be to want to get the Ukraine nuked.
We want Putin to look like a lunatic.
Now, Putin's not buying into that, but our position seems to, let's give the Ukraine weapons to go further and further and deeper and deeper into Russia until Putin turns around and nukes them.
And then we can turn around and go, look at him.
He's a monster.
Now, Putin knows that.
He's not taking the bait.
He hasn't taken the bait.
Again, this is my read on it.
Doesn't mean Putin's a sweetheart.
If you write an article about him and he doesn't like you, he'll kill you.
It's not a great country to be a defector in.
He's for sure an autocratic leader as we understand them.
1,000%.
He's a dictator.
He doesn't tolerate, you know, he doesn't tolerate people that are a threat to his power.
He also, I do believe, cares about Russia and the history of Russia.
I also believe he cares about himself.
I believe all those oligarchs care about themselves.
I know that it's like just a lot of corruption over there.
And a lot of the people that have worked in the government have these big houses.
And it's like, oh my God, that sounds similar to our country a little.
So I know it's weird, but I know all these like, all these things about Russia, all these documentaries about all the houses he owns and the real estate and whoa.
Man, I could drive you through some towns, but the point is this.
When someone's a nuclear-armed country, you should just be trying to quiet it down.
Shut it down.
You shouldn't betray.
So what we did was we helped the Ukraine.
I believe Trump didn't know about this, by the way.
I'm not speaking on authority.
I believe he didn't know about it.
The Ukraine does this crazy, wild and very impressive attack on some Russian nuclear bombers, some planes that are capable of delivering nuclear weapons.
Now, in the beginning of this war, Vladimir Putin, it was very unpopular for him to go into the Ukraine amongst his own people.
But once all the sanctions hit and everything like that, Vladimir Putin was able to sell this to people as this is an existential threat to Russia's existence.
Having Ukraine get admitted into NATO, having them be part of that organization, having NATO weapon systems facing Moscow, this was his red line.
It's been said by people that started NATO.
It was said by Barack Obama that it's just not in America's interest to admit Ukraine into NATO and start that issue with Russia.
This is all new.
This is all new.
The idea that Ukraine had to go into NATO, it's all new.
So Putin's people, though, were like, hey, man, we don't want to fight.
You know, they don't want to do it.
It's a tragedy.
War is crazy.
So we had a hard time.
Now, and the last few years, because the Western response has been so coordinated and it has been to arm the Ukraine and not try to force any negotiation, Putin has been very, he's been able to sell it to his people because it's true now that this is a fight kind of between NATO and Russia with the Ukraine as the sacrificial lamb that's going to get the shit blown out of them.
So they do this Operation Spider's Web.
Let's take a look at this.
Let's get a video here of Operation Spider's Web.
Let's watch George Stephanopoulos.
Very tiny person.
Ukraine's drone attacks that targeted military airbraces inside Russia, leaving dozens of aircrafts in flames.
Marcus Moore tracking the latest.
Good morning, Marcus.
Well, George, good morning.
This was an extraordinary operation.
Ukraine successfully infiltrating deep inside Russian territory and launching this attack.
And this escalation comes just as a new round of peace talks is set to get underway.
This morning, astonishing footage capturing in real time Ukraine's surprise drone attack on some of Russia's key airfields.
Smoke rising into the air.
The coordinated drone strike hitting at least four locations, crippling nuclear-capable bombers stationed deep inside Russia.
It looks like around 30% or higher of their strategic bombers were destroyed.
Some of these drones were as low as $500 taking out.
So here's what they did.
Let's get rid of this.
I'm sure it's somewhere in the middle between what Russia said was destroyed and what they're saying it was destroyed.
They had these log cabins that got delivered into Russia on a truck.
Once they get delivered in, these drones were buried in the top of these log cabins.
It's kind of amazing.
They come out of these log cabin homes.
They start taking out these planes.
It's pretty wild.
Now, Vladimir Putin is going to respond.
I don't think he's not going to go nuclear.
I don't think he'll go nuclear.
But I think that he is maybe going to do a couple of Oreshniks.
Oh, wait a minute.
What is he doing?
Is this, was this recently?
Yeah, it was an airstrike.
I think last night it was said it's one of the most largest airstrikes that the war has seen.
Okay, let's see what's happening here.
I wonder if he used the Oreshnik.
That's their new missile in Russia, the Oreshnik missile.
Sponsor of the Tim Dylan Show.
Oreshnik.
She unleashed a new round of airstrikes overnight as President Trump compared Ukraine and Russia quarreling children.
Also suggests the war could go on for some time.
Chief Global Affairs anchor Martha Reddits on the scene in Ukraine.
Good morning, Martha.
Good morning, George.
We did spend the night on the floor in the bunker, something many people here in Ukraine have been doing for more than three years.
But this was one of the most intense assaults from Russia since the war began.
Overnight, Russia unleashing a vicious barrage of drones and missiles across Ukraine.
Videos circulating online capturing the moment of some of these strikes.
More than 400 drones and 40 missiles launched from Russia in this latest assault, leaving several dead and many more injured.
Explosions rocking Kyiv as the Ukrainian air defenses combat the incoming attack.
Four people were killed in Kyiv during the attacks, 20 injured.
Debris falling on metro rails, and thousands were left without power.
With air raid sirens blaring, the capital's mayor urging people to stay in shelters.
My team and I hearing the alerts overnight and taking cover.
This is the view from the camera we left in place on the hotel's balcony.
And now, Ukraine is bracing for possibly an even larger Russian assault after Vladimir Putin vowed revenge for Ukraine's brazen drone strike that crippled at least 10 Russian warplanes.
Kyiv Attack Updates00:14:40
Yeah, that's not his response.
That's not his response.
I think he's going to do something crazier.
And by the way, I hope nothing happens and no one gets hurt, but that's not the way the world's going to work.
You know?
Godt for lommeboka.
Godt for lommeboka.
Did we put the Patreon out where I called for the nuclear attack?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, you know, when I was and let me explain this: I was saying if Russia were to peacefully nuke them, it would bring an end to the war.
And I know that a lot of people were not thrilled with the wording of that.
But I said that to try to bring about the peace and the kind of the love of it.
You know what I mean?
You know?
I'm not for it.
I'm just saying.
But I think Putin's gonna go wild.
We're just trying to get the Ukraine nuked.
That's all we're trying to do about it.
That's all our foreign policy right now is trying to get that country nuked.
Go do this.
Go do that.
No, get that.
Hit him there.
Hit him there.
You're just trying to get your friend's ass kicked.
It's a guy in a bar.
You just go up to him and go slap him.
Here's Zelensky, by the way, who I just am losing my patience with him.
And I just don't understand what this guy expects.
The United States, we're supposed to get it.
This has gone on longer than, like, this is years now.
This has gone on longer than it should have gone on.
Let's watch a little bit of this guy.
Europe, together with America, has better weapons than Russia.
We also have stronger tactical solutions.
Our Operation Spider Web yesterday proved that Russia must feel what its losses mean.
That is what will push it toward diplomacy.
And when Russia takes losses in this war, it's obvious to everyone that Ukraine is the one holding the line, not just for itself, but for all of Europe.
They want Putin to nuke him.
That's what they're trying to do.
That's what our government's trying to do.
They're trying to get that country nuked.
They want Vladimir Putin to use nuclear weapons in that country.
I guarantee you that's what they want.
That's what they've wanted for the last three years.
Because then what they can do is paint Putin as a psychopath madman.
And that's what they're trying to do.
They're not trying to negotiate.
They're not trying to end this war at all.
They're trying to get the Ukraine nuked.
That's what they're trying to do.
And that seems dark, but that's what they want.
That's the goal of this U.S. foreign policy right now is to get the Ukraine nuked.
And that's that everything we're doing is to try to get them nuked.
That's all.
We know what's going to happen if this keeps going, and we want it.
That's what we want since the beginning.
Since the beginning.
And by the way, the media keeps telling you, Google Ukraine nuclear or Google Russia nuclear and hit news.
Watch this.
The media doesn't talk about anything they don't want to happen, by the way.
Hit news.
Kremlin and Trump aides raised nuclear warfares after Ukraine drone strike.
Washington Post, why we should worry about nuclear weapons again.
How many nuclear weapons does Russia have?
MSNBC, Ukraine's drone attack on Russia just exposed a huge global nuclear vulnerability.
Newsweek.
Putin allies says Ukraine operation grounds for nuclear attack.
Reuters, Russia sees bleak prospects for expiring nuclear arms back given ruin ties with the U.S. CNN, as Ukraine betters Russia with daring assault.
Putin loves to play with nuclear weapons threats, says President's Profile.
The Hill, Ukraine takes war to Russia.
Have the nukes launched yet?
They want it.
The entire media is, it wants a nuclear attack on this country.
They're editorializing about it.
They're asking.
They're going, are you going to let them do that?
Why don't you nuke them?
That's what they want.
They want it.
They're goading the president of Russia into nuking that country.
Every article is about will Putin nuke them?
Will he or won't he?
The media is not talking about nuclear weapons because they don't want one to be fired.
Make no mistake.
They're talking about it because they want it to happen.
Everything they're doing, because then we're going to beef up our nuclear arsenal.
You've got to remember this is the way this all works.
These people are getting the updates from our government going, well, it's all new.
We need more nukes and we need more this and we need more that.
And let's have another Cold War.
Maybe we could juke the economy with another Cold War.
There's only so many feet picks to be sold in this country.
We need to start another Cold War.
It's true.
There's only so many fucking, you know, food bloggers that can fucking, we need a Cold War.
So it's clearly obvious to everyone that we need that this nuclear talk is not like an accident.
It's not coming out of nowhere.
You know, Putin obviously threatens nuclear weapons because Putin's just trying to say, guys, if you keep fucking with me, I'm going to nuke you.
Stop it.
You would think that would make people negotiate, but instead they're like, fuck with them.
Fuck with them.
Do it again.
Do it again.
So what's been happening and what's clear to me is that we don't have any interest in this war ending.
Zelensky is being trotted out like a puppet.
He's being out.
He's out there just throwing fucking Molotov cocktails, just going out and going, we got better weapons.
We got better this.
What about the people who want this thing to end?
He's not talking like the guy that wants this war to end.
He's like, we got better solutions.
We got better weapons as our last attack.
And the people that are prodding him to do this, they know, they know.
And this, by the way, this is how it all works.
Then Palantir, well, it's Palantir.
It's going to have to make lists of everybody.
You don't want nukes getting in here.
How are we going to stop it unless we have information on every human being that's ever lived?
How would we stop it?
How could we potentially stop any of this?
The only way we can stop it is with a security state, a digital security state.
Think about this.
We engineer COVID.
We engineer COVID.
COVID leaks out.
We're all fucked.
Israel funds Hamas.
They attack.
We're all fucked.
We fund Bin Laden's people against the Soviets in the 70s, the 80s.
Then they start Al-Qaeda.
A lot of shady shit happens and we get attacked.
We push the Ukraine to keep doing all of this shit.
Putin hits them.
Like you start to realize there's a little common denominator here that's happening with our foreign policy and the foreign policy of our allies, which is to basically say the only way that we can get out of any of this or provide any security for you is if you give up all of your freedoms and consent to like a digital surveillance state.
How else would we do this?
How else would we do it?
I don't know.
Don't engineer a coronavirus in a lab.
What?
Well, don't do that.
Don't fund the terrorist group because then they're going to turn their weapons on you.
I mean, that seems logical.
Don't fund them.
What?
Don't fund the terrorist group.
I don't.
But again, if you even lightly suggest any of that, every name in the book is called out.
And that's why they go, well, Palantir is going to make sure that nobody's going to act up because we got this list.
So listen, I think a lot of what Donald Trump said was really good.
I don't know Donald Trump.
I've never met him.
I know people that know him.
I'm hoping that this Palantir thing is some type of big misunderstanding.
This whole kerfuffle.
And I'm hoping that because if Palantir is going to use all this data and Musk is going to bring in Palantir and they're going to turn this into a, and the only one talking about this at all is Steve Bannon.
He's the only person talking about any of this, by the way.
Isn't that funny?
Steve Bannon's the only one talking about this.
The media is taking like these little pot shots at Musk and it's like, ooh, he's on ketamine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, we kind of knew that and fine.
But like, also, can we talk more about the real problem here?
But they will only go so if the media only ever goes so far, they want to score points, but they'll only ever go so far because a lot of the owners of those media conglomerates are friends with the tech people and the foreign policy establishment and the permanent government and the intelligence agency.
So they won't ever go too far.
They don't really push into those areas as deeply as they should.
So you're like, oh, the biggest story of the week is Elon and Trump.
And you're like, well, kind of, sure.
But the bigger story also is like, wait a minute, there's a Orwellian list of data being compiled by a company.
And what?
I don't know.
Doesn't make sense to me.
And again, if it makes sense to you, you've been paid.
That's okay.
But if you're out there like, well, this is actually the way it works.
I talked to all my friends, Theo, all these guys, and we're all confused.
But I guarantee they're going to spread money around.
This is something that I believe the tech people are going to do.
They're going to just start going like, hey, you know, they buy Miss Rachel off.
She comes out.
She's like, human shields.
She starts singing a song.
I know it's not good when people die.
I know it gets you in the fields.
But how can you stop the bombing?
The Hamas uses human shields.
Human shields.
It's just a bunch of Israeli kids in her human shield.
But that's what's coming.
So if you're going to buy me, you better buy me good.
You better stuff my pussy with money if I got to come on here and talk about how great Palantir is.
If I got to talk about a good Palantira, you got to give me a lot of money.
I'm going to do this for free.
Somewhere along the line, the people that run this country stopped paying people and they started like, oh, we'll shame them into agreeing with us or we'll just compel them somehow.
No, you got to spread that money around.
You got to toss the nickels at the dancers if you want them to dance for the sailors at the docks.
It's the way it works.
Nothing gets you nothing.
It's a line from Lamazarab.
Nothing gets you nothing.
Everything's got a little price.
Master of the house, it's true.
So if I'm going to come on here and talk about how Palantir is in your best interest, you got to share the wealth.
You got to share the wealth.
I mean, that's really what it comes down to.
You can't be, I can't be doing this for free.
I can't be out here going for free trying to, when this guy's going, if there were videos, are there videos?
If there were videos and I had them, do you have them?