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Welcome to the Tim Dylan Show00:01:42
Hi, Committee on the Trivial Senate.
I am Bridget Johnston.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan Show.
Thank you to everybody who came out to the Barry Weiss event that I did comedy in front of.
The very important Barry Weiss event was a debate sponsored by the Mossad, in which we discussed the proposition: Should women, should woman should women start getting hit again in the movies?
Should they start getting punched in the face, you know, but in kind of a romantic way, like to calm her down.
And the answer was no, but it was close.
It was 51 to 49.
And the great Anna Hashin, Hashin, Kashyan, from Red Scare was there, and she was the funniest one.
But Louise Perry was there as well, who's very smart.
And then Sarah Hayter, who's really smart, and then Grimes, who's very entertaining and, you know, smart in her own way.
And it was a good, it was a good debate.
I stayed about 40 minutes and I did, and that was fine.
That was more than enough.
The Evil of Pharmaceutical Ads00:15:39
I mean, Jesus Christ.
I heard about that after party.
It's on a rooftop.
And, you know, it's just, you know, you do it.
It's fun.
You move on.
It doesn't need, you know, it doesn't have to be a convention.
So thank you, Barry, for including me.
I appreciate it.
And, you know, everybody, more and more people are on Ozempic.
That's all I can tell you.
Everybody I bump into in Hollywood and Los Angeles is on Ozempic.
And it's a miracle drug, apparently.
But in rare cases, you can get something called gastro pariasis or paresis, where your stomach refuses to empty.
It will not empty out.
So you're nauseous kind of for the rest of your life when eating food.
But that is very rare cases.
But everyone you meet in this town is on Ozempic.
I'm not going to say who's on it, but I'm saying people you bump into and they go, Elon Ozempic, I'm on Ozempic.
And I'm happy for everybody that's on it.
And who knows?
I might do it.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
And doctors, they're telling me they don't know if I should do it.
And I mean, doctors, these people are the scum of the earth.
They'll tell you to do anything, really.
So, if doctors are saying just we don't know yet, doctors, their jobs just to sell you shit.
If they are telling you to wait, doctors, the lowest of the low doctors.
People, they have to literally make them do the Hippocratic oath first, do no harm.
They have to make them say that because they know how sick they are in the head.
Doctors, if they are even saying wait, maybe, or let's see what happens.
And some of them aren't, some of them are going, go for it.
We don't know.
But a lot of them are afraid now because of that thing on Netflix called Painkiller, where everybody is mad at the Sacklers.
And I'll tell you this, I found at my mother's, I found out at my mother's wake.
She was a pharmaceutical rep. She was one of those hot chicks.
She used to be hot and she was like selling speed and stuff.
And I was so proud of her.
By the way, let me mount a much needed defense of the Sackler family right now.
Let me, because I haven't heard any.
There's none.
There's not one person defending the Sacklers.
I thought about it the other day.
I said, everybody, you know, has betrayed these people.
They've deserted them in their hour of need.
There's not one person willing to say maybe this is a two-sided issue.
Maybe there's more to this.
Maybe somebody had a bad back.
Here's the deal.
Does it or not?
Does it work or not?
That's number one.
Does it work or not?
Are you still in pain or not from the boating accident?
Do you feel better after the boating accident or not?
Or do you want a leave?
They created a product that works and the problem is it worked too well.
And they knew it worked really, really, really, really well.
That's the whole point of that show.
They knew how well it worked and they kind of were like, hey, we're just going to let you know it's good, but we don't want to tell you it's that good.
We don't want to tell you it's great.
And I'm aware that hindsight is 2020.
The Monday morning quarterbacking is big.
Everybody likes to beat up on the family that got us all addicted to opioids.
Okay?
I understand that.
Instinctually, maybe I might even agree with it if I were of a lesser mind, as many of you are.
I wish I was in that condition, in that state, because it must be easier to kind of go through life questioning nothing and always walking around.
By the way, they have a great wing at the Museum of Natural History that's beautiful.
That's got...
Get up the Sackler wing at the Museum of Natural History because that's good.
It's not only if you've made money, it's what have you done with your money?
And now all these boards are going, let's give back their money.
What about all the money that they took from like these fucking military industrial complex groups that have literally killed people all over the world?
But that money's good, but the money from the Sackler family is not good.
Don't you think it's odd, by the way, that we only have a problem with one family in the pharmaceutical world?
Isn't that strange that it's one evil family and no one else?
Nobody else has done anything wrong.
There's no other drug that we should look at.
It's just OxyContin.
There's no other meds out there that we may not need.
We're the most medicated country in the world, but there's nothing else that's a problem.
The only thing that's a problem is literally the most obvious thing, the most obvious thing that turns people into zombies running around.
We'll criticize that.
But isn't it interesting that we've directed all, does anyone find that interesting that we've directed all of our attention to one family and the ruling class has decided to evict them from the boards of museums and charities and they've decided to give back their donations and say, your money's no good here.
Take your money away.
We only take money from the military and people that do only good.
We only take money from people that do only good things.
Like Boeing.
Don't you think it's odd that there's just one family that everybody's focused on, this one evil family of evil people that were born evil.
They're born evil.
It's odd to me.
It seems like we've scapegoated them.
I'm not telling people to do OxyContin.
I liked Percocet.
Stick with Percocet.
That's the message of the show.
The message of the show.
Vicodin might not be enough for you.
I understand that.
Vicodin's light.
It's a mom thing.
I used to do open houses with a fat realtor named Nula, and she used to give me Vicodin.
And we used to walk ourselves because no one would come to the open houses.
We used to do them on this small island, Harbor Isle, where I grew up.
It doesn't matter.
You can Google it.
And we used to walk around the island, you know, and all Viked up, and it feels nice because your joints kind of glide.
But the point is, if you want to get, you know, I get that doesn't seem fun maybe to people listening, but then you do Percocet because Percocet's nice, but that's habit forming as well.
But OxyContin, I remember I took it a few times.
I ended up on a couch, me and my buddy just kind of going, ugh, staring at each other.
We got like dope sick.
It's not fun.
It's not fun.
But pretending that it is the only drug that is a problem in this country, it is the only thing that we should monitor at all.
It is the only, the only pharmaceutical problem we have is the evil Sackler family with OxyContin.
That's it.
That's the only issue.
There's nothing.
Nobody else is pushing anything on you.
You shouldn't take.
Nobody, you know, because all those 18-year-old kids collapsing on soccer fields, having heart attacks because of OxyContin, right?
It's all bad.
I love when, by the way, it's going to sound crazy, but go with me here.
When all of the rich people decide to evict one rich family, take the side of the family they've evicted.
Take the side of the family they've listened to me, not emotionally.
Take your emotions out for a minute.
What I'm saying is when all of these people decide that one group of people, that they all knew what they were doing, there was nobody that didn't know how the Sacklers made their money.
There was no one that didn't know.
So what are you guys in?
Machine parts?
What do you guys do?
Are you in Port Expart?
What do you do?
Do you run art galleries?
What do you do?
They knew it.
Everyone knew how they made their money.
There's not one group of, they're all at the dinner party and the Sacklers are there and everybody's going like, Holly?
Everyone knew.
Everyone knew.
Some of the people took the drug.
Some of the people, drum roll, please were in on it.
They were invested.
They thought it was great.
They just didn't come up with the thing.
So this one family who created this drug that has become a nightmare for people.
I don't advocate drug use.
I'm sober for 12 years.
The only reason I'm able to do anything as a human being on this planet is because I am sober.
If you even think you have a drug or alcohol problem, you do and you should get help.
That's true.
But I'll tell you something else.
But for the people that aren't or maybe a little on the fence, stick with perks.
I think that's a happy meeting.
I'm not going to tell you to do nothing.
Life's hard.
Stick with perks or a little Viking because the oxies are too much.
And it's like abstinence-only education.
It's not realistic.
The kids are going to fuck anyway and have kids.
So you got to teach them a little bit about the condom, but you can't teach them it in the fifth grade.
There's got to be a little, there's a little, you know, when you're in high school, you go, here's the thing.
This is what you use.
If you're going to do it, don't do it.
But if you're going to do it, wear the condom.
If you're going to do it, don't do it.
And this is what I'm telling you.
Don't do it.
But if you're going to do it, take a Vicodin.
Take a Percocet and take a nice drive around Connecticut and take a nice walk.
Go antiquing with two Vicodin.
You don't need OxyContin.
That's the price.
You take a cup of Vicodin, you go antiquing on a Sunday in Connecticut and you have a warm lobster roll.
It's fine.
That's fine.
You got to learn to live with that level of intoxication.
You have to learn.
You know, my friend's mother, who was a prostitute, but was brilliant in her own way, said once, I handle my drugs.
I handle my drugs.
I've learned to handle my drugs.
I'm good at drugs.
She said that.
She goes, I've learned to handle my drugs.
Handle your drugs.
She said that to us when we were 13.
Handle your drugs, she said in her kitchen to us.
My friend, my lesbian friend.
Handle your drugs, she said.
You have to handle your drugs.
You can't drink to the point where you vomit.
You can't.
People have used substances for enjoyment forever, and it's not a popular thing to say, especially a sober guy.
I lack the power of using recreational drugs.
Many people do not.
I know people that drink often and smoke marijuana a lot.
I know people that go on ayahuasca retreats and have horrible ideas for scripts afterwards.
I know people that take DMT.
I know people that do everything that roll on Molly.
They go to raves.
They're 48 and they're at raves.
Whatever.
It doesn't matter.
But they can do it.
I cannot.
I have lost the power over that.
I'm incapable of it.
My advice is to the people that are capable of it.
Be good at your drugs.
Be good at your drugs.
It's not an abstinence message.
It doesn't work.
Telling everyone to not do drugs is not really maybe realistic or even ideal.
How much funner are certain people drunk?
How much better are certain people if they have the edge taken off, right?
There's nothing wrong with that.
I'm just saying stick with Percocet, which is more than enough.
And for many of you, Vicodin's enough.
OxyContin's way too much.
It's way too much.
You got to stay away from it.
And yes, it's a slippery slope, they'll say.
Yes, it is a slippery slope.
Yes, if many of you who start with Vicodin or Percocet will end up doing OxyContin.
But I guess many people who start sucking cock will eventually fuck a dog.
It's not my problem.
I'm saying be good at your drugs.
As my friend's prostitute mother said, who used to sell us weed.
Where was I before that?
I was on something important.
When all of these rich families that know exactly what's going on kick out one family and decide to blacklist them, they decide to shame them and say they are uniquely evil.
They are uniquely evil and bad.
And they have corrupted the system single-handedly.
We don't know how they did it.
We just went to every fundraiser with them, vacationed with them, sat next to them, hung out with them, maybe fucked them, did drugs with them, donated money to every political campaign with them, saw them out at every fundraiser for the last 30 or 40 years, but their lives have been a mystery to us.
We don't know what they're doing over there.
We have no idea what they're doing, but it's bad.
It's bad and it's uniquely evil.
They are different.
They have polluted a great system, the pharmaceutical system, the system of research and development and innovation, the system that makes people in America better and healthy.
Isn't it a country of healthy people?
They're always getting better.
That's what they've done.
They've made everyone better.
And then this evil family of warlocks called the Sackler family invented the plague.
And no one knew it was a plague, even though we prescribed it for 30, 40 years.
And it's that evil family that we didn't know what they were doing.
We knew that they had a drug called OxyContin.
You know, the studies weren't and we were not shown.
Whenever the rich decide to evict, and I mean the real rich, not people like me.
Stop calling me rich.
It's not true.
It's not true.
The real rich, the people that are insanely wealthy and they're cabals of powerful people.
They're factions, power factions, they control.
And every now and then they evict somebody.
They decide to evict somebody.
This happens all the time.
They go, you're out.
Because the way these things work is all of the way, all of the businesses in America at the high end are cartels, kind of.
They're like cartels.
And then eventually what happens is the public gets angry.
They become enraged because there's some crime that's uncovered.
And then everybody's got to decide at the midnight meeting how quickly and how cleanly they can disown whoever either committed said crime or whoever they can pin the crime on and convince them that they are a complete, this is a outlier.
This is not the way we are doing good business.
We're doing the right thing.
Powerful Lobby and Cartels00:02:03
The vast majority, those two words.
Whenever somebody's using those words, it tends to be a lie if they have something to gain from it.
They go, the vast majority.
And what they really mean is that we are all still, we all still have each other's backs, but we're throwing them out.
We're kicking them out.
They're out.
This is not to say that OxyContin is good and you should put it on your frozen yogurt.
This is to say that it's always interesting when the most, which by the way, RFK, they attack him because he's going after the industry that makes more money in this country really than any other.
The pharmaceutical industry is allowed to advertise in America and New Zealand, and that is it.
Growing up, I saw so many ads for all of these drugs that cured everything from hair loss to erectile dysfunction to anxiety to insomnia.
Every single thing that you could imagine there was a blue or pink or purple pill for allergies, all the allergies we get from the crap food we eat, you know, the clariton ads, people running through the meadows.
Look at me, I can breathe again.
Everything the pharmaceutical companies do is now off limits.
You cannot criticize them at all.
They are an incredibly powerful lobby.
And since they, with the vaccine, they were able to fuse with public health and criticizing anything they do, you became a conspiracy nut job and a whack and a crank.
But that's why RFK is making waves and pissing people off.
And that's why the media is ignoring him because those news networks that are not letting him come on and criticize the pharmaceutical company, the ads for those news networks are all pharmaceutical ads because the median age of a viewer of cable news is like 115 years old.
Their skin is thin.
It's like Biden.
It just, it's spread very thin, like a thin layer of butter on toast.
Mental Health and Art Shows00:09:58
The skin is spread very thin and the bones protrude out of it.
And if you touch it even so slightly, it becomes blue.
Those are the people that watch the cable news shows.
And those are the people that need the pharmaceutical ads.
I did enjoy Painkiller.
Uzo Adoba is brilliant.
And I don't think the Sacklers are upstanding fine people, but none of them are.
That's the point.
None of them are.
So when everybody gets together and goes, here's the bad guy.
Look this way.
But I was proud of my mom that she was one of those hot chicks selling speed because she was really hot back in the day.
And she was one of those hot chicks selling speed.
And I was proud of her for that because I thought that was a cool job.
So speaking of my mother, I want to show you these beautiful, beautiful things that my aunt just sent to me.
I had no idea they existed.
Make them big.
Make everyone be able to see them.
These are paintings.
Get them up.
Get both of them up.
These are paintings that my mother did before she died.
These are paintings.
I believe they are maybe watercolor on canvas, acrylic on canvas.
I don't know.
They are, they mean a lot to me.
They're her last works.
And they are incredibly emotional and mean a lot to me.
We are selling them.
And we're selling them because she would want them sold.
And is it unreasonable to start the bidding at $25,000 for a dead artist with two works for a Patricia Dillon original?
What about five?
Here's what I'll say.
Tell me on social media the amount of money you are willing to pay for these paintings.
I don't really want them.
They don't fit the color scheme in my homes.
No, they don't fit the color scheme in my homes.
My aunt said, do you want them?
I said, no, I'm working with designers and we can't fit this in.
We can't fit it in.
I've spoken to these people and there's very tough because there's a whole scheme.
There's things that highlight other things and things, colors that bounce off you people.
I couldn't even explain it to you.
But it's just not going to work.
And get the other one up with the palm trees.
I think it's a little stronger.
So again, if you want these Patricia Dillon originals, we can make, but it's going to cost money.
I don't think it should be free.
This is a recently deceased artist who has two works.
Could we do a gallery show with two works?
You could, right?
Like an exhibition, yeah.
Yes, yes.
Well, that might happen.
I mean, I have an art dealer I should call.
No, I don't think she'll answer, but I genuinely have an art dealer who, because I like art.
I like art.
And hi, Tim.
Hi, Sophia.
How are you?
Good.
How are you?
Good.
Let me ask you a question.
This is crazy.
My mother was kind of like an artist.
She painted two things.
She's recently deceased.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, I appreciate it.
She fought a long, hard battle, but she's got these two like beautiful things.
I just want to show them to you.
I don't know.
I want to show them to you because I don't know what you could do with them.
But like, you know, she was schizophrenic.
And I know, I mean, not to be crass about it, but I know some of the art world likes stuff like that.
Yeah, no, definitely.
You know what I mean?
People have like mental health problems who are like artists do.
Well, also in general, like society.
Well, and that's the thing because I think it unlocks something that's a little brilliant.
And there might be someone, you know, that, I mean, not even to monetize.
I'm not concerned about the money, but somebody might look at this and go, there's some real value in it because of the schizophrenia.
Yeah, send it to me.
I'd love to see it.
Yes.
All right.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, of course.
All right.
Thank you.
Are we not living in a folks?
Are we not living in a great world?
Folks, are we not living in a great world?
I mean, the art world.
Is it not fun?
Savage.
She's a savage.
She's a knot.
I'm going to send these shit paintings to this person, this demon, and we're going to sell them to some rich fuck, but not the sacklers.
Not the set, not them.
Not them.
I'm going to sell my dead schizophrenic mother's paintings because the system's good.
But not the sacklers.
My art dealer likes that.
She goes, let's pimp out those synapses firing, but not quite meeting up.
But not the sackler french.
Not good, the sacklers.
But these are on the block.
They're going to the block.
Fuck you.
You know what?
You're not messaging me on social media.
We're going to do a show.
This bitch, she's legit legit, this bitch.
She's legit legit.
You know it.
We are doing a show for my dead mother's art.
We're doing a show for my dead mother's art.
If you're not into it, you're not into it.
But people like that it's a schizophrenic.
You, you fucking normie minds can't fucking comprehend.
Because what my mother's painting there, she's not really painting a sailboat and palm trees.
What she's, and you know what we need to do?
We need to kind of dress these up a little bit, right?
Yeah.
These could sell for $100,000 each.
If I get them, I'll get my aunt to send me them.
And then instead of them just being these like shitty things, in the middle of it, we'll put like a bloody stencil of Richard Nixon's face.
And I swear to God, I'm not kidding.
You put a bloody stencil of Nixon's face and let it bleed and go, she's a Vietnam era schizophrenic?
Shell it out.
Shell it out.
It's true.
It's absolutely true.
It's amazingly true.
I'm actually, to be honest with you, I'm sad there's only two.
Let me call my aunt because frankly, we might be getting more.
And I am praying to God there's more.
Give me more.
What if we glued the beanie babies onto them?
What if we glued the beanie babies on?
Hi, Donna.
Very quick, quick question.
Can't really talk long.
Are those two paintings of my mother, are those the only paintings she's done?
Are those her only works?
Wait, say that, say that again?
Those two paintings that my mother did, are those her only works?
I might have one of my own, you know, that I have somewhere that I packed and brought.
Oh, get all of her works.
I want to do a gallery show.
But, all right, I'll.
I'll even donate mine.
I think mine looks just like the pine tree.
Get them all.
I'll call you back.
Thank you.
We're in it, baby.
Get them all.
Get them all.
Get the space.
Get these rich retards.
They just got out of the U.S. Open.
Start stenciling Richard Nixon's bloody face or some crap they'll like on my mother's kind of boring landscapes that are kind of uninspiring.
Start stenciling something, kind of bankski it up, sex it up.
Let's do a gallery show of my dead schizophrenic mother's art.
My mother, by the way, people that may be offended by this or think this is cold-hearted.
There is nobody that would want her works to sell.
How do you say posthumously?
Posthumously, yeah.
There's nobody that would want her art to sell posthumously more than my mother.
Nobody.
My mother would be happy that I'm using the art that we found in her mental institution to enrich myself.
And if you don't have a mother like that, then you got to get a new mama.
You got to get a new mother.
They want their work appreciated, and it doesn't have to be in their lifetime.
That's a great thing about art.
And if you think I'm kidding about this, you don't know me and have not watched the show.
I will do a gallery show in New York City of this woman's art.
You have to just stencil the faces.
Get me maybe a Henry Kissinger.
Nick said, we got to do something.
It's Vietnam.
It's retro.
Her mind was ruined.
She was a hippie and it was fun, but her mind got, you know, because we got to sell to the rich, hippie contingent.
They're older now.
They're rich.
They're wandering around Malibu or Soho.
These are the people that, you know, were these free love wild types, you know?
And now they're really excited about Pete Buttichech.
I like Pete Buttigieg.
I like Mayor Pete.
But, you know, these are the people that were doing like, you know, they were having fivesoms with Country Joe and the fish, you know, but now they're excited about Mayor Pete, you know?
It's like life can be long sometimes, and that's the problem.
But these people that, you know, those are the people that we're going for with kind of that 60s necessary.
Give me a little warplane.
You put a warplane in the middle of one of these.
A stenciled warplane in red that it looks like blood.
I'm telling you right now, we're in.
That's all art is.
It's fake.
It's not real.
Game Time for ShipStation00:05:56
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And he got his wife who was involved as well.
And she was taking a sabbatical because she was pregnant.
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But she was a teacher.
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She was in maternity leave.
Okay.
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Hunter Biden Indicted00:11:57
Hunter Biden, sadly, was indicted.
This guy is indicted now.
He's facing 10 years because of a gun charge.
Here's what you got to respect about Hunter Biden.
He's still showing up to life.
Like, you know, like he's still with the family.
He's still out.
Remember a few months ago, you saw him.
He was out on the balcony and then he kind of left to do something or other inside.
But he was out on the balcony with everybody.
He's another artist.
It's an episode about art.
If Hunter Biden can sell his art, my mother can't.
If this guy can sell his art, my mother cannot.
My mother was a law-abiding citizen.
So Hunter Biden sadly is indicted on gun charges and it's not looking great.
He purchased a gun in 2018, the first time in U.S. history.
The Justice Department has charged the child of a sitting president.
The three charges include making false statements on a federal firearms form and possession of a firearm as a prohibited person.
Biden's now getting very old.
He's not getting old now.
He's been old.
He's been old, but now the laser focus on him has made people realize how old he is.
He's confused.
He's wandering around.
He has probably early onset dementia, something like that.
And they don't know what to do.
They got to get rid of him.
They're trying.
The powers that be, I don't believe, want him.
I think they believe he's too much of a liability now that someone else could win and maybe open an investigation into any of these things, right?
The Russia Gate hoax or whatever the hell's going on in Ukraine with the Biden family.
Like there are people that don't want, there's members of the political establishment that do not want somebody coming in there, especially an outsider, flinging open all these files and going, what the hell's been going on here?
They don't want that.
The only reason to really run Biden at his age is to continue some kind of cover-up.
I mean, this isn't, I mean, think about it rationally and ignore politics for a minute.
The only reason you have a guy wandering around a stage that can't speak is because you're terrified of whoever comes in next.
There's no reason that you would prop this corpse up unless you weren't scared that the person that came in next would be able to like start digging up dirt.
You know, do you have the thing where Biden, he will they abruptly end his press conference?
Yeah.
It's really, it's really weird.
Yes, a whole insec.
This was in Vietnam earlier this week.
What, by the way, so I was talking to a friend of mine about this on Shelter Island, and he made a good point.
He's like, it's kind of like elder abuse.
Right.
It's like elder abuse.
You know, people in his family keep putting him out in front of the podium and keep making him talk.
And there's almost like some weird thing where a friend of mine made a point where it was like, maybe Hunter Biden's like abusing his dad.
Like, you fucking shut the fuck up.
And like, because, you know, Biden having the power of the presidency is maybe one of the reasons all these dominoes aren't falling, right?
And I think Hunter Biden knows that.
I mean, he's probably telling his dad, like, you have to support me.
You have to back me.
You have, you know, I mean, so take a look at Biden here.
It's crazy.
And I actually, by the way, kind of feel bad for Biden because he's so old.
He doesn't know what he's doing.
He's like a pawn in something.
And I mean, he's been, you know, a pretty consistent demon legislatively in every other way his whole life.
I'm not saying we should feel bad for him, like many of them, you know?
I mean, that being said, I truly don't believe he knows where he is.
We've gotten to a point where it's an apolitical statement to make.
This is not a political statement.
Poll after poll says majority of like Democrats want another option because the guy is fucking ancient.
But I don't think he knows where he is.
So then the question is, why is this going on?
It's not enough that they just don't have another person.
That's not enough.
That's not enough.
There's people.
They're not great, but the Republicans don't have anyone great either, right?
Except Trump, who's been indicted a bunch of times, right?
He's the only one with the gravitas to kind of, you know, get in the ring and he'd be a formidable candidate.
The rest of them are bombing.
DeSantis is deflated.
You know, Nikki Haley, Vivek Ramaswamy.
It's not.
So the Democrats have governors.
They have people.
They have senators.
They have congresspeople.
I think it's got to be something out.
It's got to be another reason that this guy, they have to run this guy again.
It seems weird to me.
It seems odd.
And I don't know what it is.
But take a look at this.
It's weird.
About what we talked about at the conference overall.
We talked about stability.
We talked about making sure that the third world, the excuse me, third world, the southern hemisphere had access to change.
It had access.
It wasn't confrontational at all.
Thank you, everybody.
This ends the press conference.
Thanks, everyone.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, he's saying the third world is not the third world.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Look at it.
The jazz music plays his stage.
How beautiful is this?
Look at him.
He has no idea where he is.
He doesn't know where he is.
The poor guy, they're talking about his son.
He's walking off to jazz.
Is that the music they played in the room?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Play his exit one more time.
It's one of the greatest things I've ever seen with the jazz music.
I thought that was dubbed in.
No, no, no.
The fact that this is the real music playing as this guy leaves is the craziest thing I've ever seen.
Talk about the sun setting on the empire.
I mean, watch this.
Thank you.
He's talking.
He's not even in the mic.
And then he just walks off to jazz.
Just some fun, soft jazz.
Thank you for watching the quiet storm.
Joe Baden.
Yeah, I mean, it's terrible that he's in the state he's in and nobody's rescuing him.
He needs to be rescued.
This is a SEAL Team 6 rescue mission.
And the only way to rescue him is to like get him, put him out of his misery.
I mean, not kill him, but like get him out of the fucking Oval Office.
Let the guy be.
I mean, we really torture people in this country, you know?
We don't ever let it end.
We don't ever let it end in this country.
How old is that guy?
Late 70s, right?
That guy's in his late 70s.
And you know, someone came to him and they're like, the country is calling, you know, you have to answer.
Oh, he's 80.
Jesus.
He's 80.
And you know, they tell him every day, they're like, history is calling, sir.
You know, like, will you?
And he's like, like, history.
Because it's just the people behind the scenes are running the whole thing.
And you could tell the way he walks off the stage.
I mean, God, he's old.
He's not going to win.
And they can't run him.
And I believe that's what they're thinking now.
But they kept run Amy Klobuchar because she ate a salad with a comb once.
Remember when they didn't have a fork at Amy Klobuchar?
She threw a state lure at her assistant's head and then ate a salad with a fork.
I'm sorry, with a comb.
She ate a salad with a comb.
Out.
Elizabeth Warren is a joke.
She's a literal punchline.
Pete Buttigieg is a CIA gay, which is probably not the most attractive right now.
He took three months off to raise a child he did not have.
I mean, that seems odd.
And I'm all for gay people being parents if they're good at it.
But like taking 90 days off while trains are derailing and they're spilling waste all over fucking Ohio or wherever the hell it is, Pennsylvania.
It's crazy.
So it's just an ugly reality now that they don't have anyone.
Sanders is too old.
Gavin Newsom is probably their best bet, even though he's hated.
And he's the governor of a hated state, which he's made quite a mess of.
But they cannot run this guy.
And then we have Kamala, who's incapable of communicating, is a prosecutor, a cop.
You know, Democrats love that.
A resident of the hated state, California.
Doesn't she have a white husband?
Yeah, right.
So, I mean, it's across the board.
She doesn't check any of the boxes, right?
It's just not cool.
Nobody's into it.
You know, nobody's into it.
And that's unfortunate.
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Broadway Musicals Close Down00:12:21
The thing about musicals is when they leave Broadway or even when they are still on Broadway.
But I think it's when they close, but maybe Beetlejuice is still open.
I don't know.
It was like a national tour.
Yeah, I was on one of those years ago for Annie, Get Your Gun when I was 11, and my mother went with me for like three months.
We toured around the country.
And then, you know, in the real Annie, Get Your Gun on Broadway, Gina Davis was the star.
She was a movie star, and she played Annie Oakley.
And then we had this woman who was like this Ethel Merman impersonator.
And she was, you know, the touring version of the musical often, it's a far fall.
You know what I mean?
On Broadway, music will have like Josh Groban.
And then when it goes on tour around the country, it'll be like Joey Fatone.
Like it's a apocalyptic fall in terms of the cast.
But they didn't deserve this, whatever she was doing.
She got kicked out of Beetlejuice, the musical, for causing a disturbance.
She was in the theater, I think, vaping, talking.
They cite an incident report it obtained in which representatives of the Buell Theater in downtown Denver say a group of people were asked to leave after vaping, singing, recording, causing a disturbance.
Well, they were getting into it.
She's a hillbilly.
You got to let her get into it a little bit.
She's a hillbilly.
You know, that's the thing.
I don't really want to defend her here, but she is a hillbilly.
And there is a culture they have.
And some of it is kind of singing along and vaping and stomping their feet and doing like hambone and jug bands and stuff.
I mean, this is not a woman who's like seeing shows at the West End the West End of London or on Broadway.
I mean, she's a hick.
She's a straight up hillbilly.
And I'm not saying that in a disrespectful manner, you know, publicly.
Privately, I am, but I'm just saying like this is who she is.
That's her culture is to kind of sing along and be allowed.
She's a classless animal is what I mean.
Like, so, but, you know, I don't know.
Was she being that disruptive?
I don't know.
I wasn't in the theater.
She probably was.
But that's the thing.
She's unaware.
Like, the only reason she's going to see any type of theater is because it's Beetlejuice.
That's it.
The only shows that Lauren Boebert would ever go see are movies she's seen before.
You know, she's never going to, she wasn't going to go see like the ferryman on Broadway, the Jez Butterworth, the brilliant Sam Mendes thing that Gaffigan told me to see.
And I saw three times.
It was amazing.
She's not going to go see Death of a Salesman, Lauren Boebert.
She's not going to go see A View from the Bridge.
She's not going to go see Shakespeare in the park.
She's not like, oh, Othello is playing?
Let's go see Othello.
She wants to see Beetlejuice.
She's a hillbilly.
And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Beetlejuice, but there probably is.
I haven't seen it.
I'm guessing.
I'm sure it's fun.
Sure, it's fun and goofy and silly.
But that's the only theater.
I almost side with her here.
She's trying.
Like, she's trying.
She's the Waffle House employee.
She's a bartender.
And don't hit me with the classist horseshit of like, well, she could still be brilliant.
She ain't.
She ain't.
Yes, you could work at Applebee's and be a genius.
You could.
You'd not.
Most likely.
I'm guessing.
Law of averages.
She's a goon.
Her and her husband beat the shit out of each other on their lawn.
The cops come to the house.
She's like Sarah Palin 3.0.
She's getting divorced because they can't stop beating each other up.
They can't stop, I don't know, smashing the windows of each other's cars out with fucking bats they find around.
I mean, they're like a fun couple.
The sex is probably really fun because then they attack each other with like weapons.
You know, you know that she's been barricaded in the bathroom.
And then she goes and talks about family values and how important they are.
And you know, her kids are screaming and crying, Mama!
And he's like, open this door.
You know, there's been a moment in her house where her kids are in their rooms.
They're terrified.
They're locked in their rooms.
They're terrified.
And they're screaming.
And she's in the bathroom.
And he's kicking the door.
And he's like, open this fucking door.
Open this fucking door.
Make no mistake.
That's her home life.
That's her home life.
She's probably thrown around.
And for good reason, she's probably got a mouth on her.
She's probably got a mouth on her.
And for good reason, she's probably thrown around.
Let's be honest.
Now, let's be very honest.
Now, this is very, I often get into problems here on this show because I just speak extemporaneously.
But she's got a mouth on her.
And there's probably a reason she gets shoved in the kitchen.
It's not out of nowhere shoving.
Okay.
When Lauren Boebert trips going down the back steps, it's not for no reason.
She has a toxic mouth.
And I don't, I am not, and I can't believe I have to say, it's amazing that I have any representation in this town because occasionally I have to say things like this.
I am not defending hitting women, but Lauren Boebert is not getting shoved accidentally.
She doesn't have to lock herself in the bathroom accidentally.
She's not getting chased.
When he chases her in a car, when her husband, I think his name's Jason, I forget, but when her husband gets in a car and he chases her around, okay?
It's not by accident.
She's a live wire.
She's the problem.
She insults him.
She probably talks shit about his dick.
I'm guessing.
Because she's not going for like deep intellectual things, but that hurts him.
He can't say shit about his dick.
Can't talk about Jason Boebert's dick.
Is it Jason Boebert?
Yes.
So this woman, who again had to leave her house because of family values.
And she was getting, she was, her mouth was getting her into, she was, her mouth was, as a black older woman would say, her mouth was writing checks that she couldn't cash, right?
Because Jason was probably, he had had enough of her.
He'd had enough of her.
And she's probably like, I'm going to end up dead.
I bet one day he looked at her and it was like, it was like full OJIs.
Like, I'm going to cut your fucking head off and put it on a pike.
And again, not for nothing, not for no reason.
She was probably very inappropriate.
And she said, I'm going to, I'm going to die here.
I got to go.
And she's just trying to go to Beetlejuice because she's a hillbilly.
She's a hillbilly with a big mouth who brings whoopings on herself that she does kind of deserve.
And she's also in Congress.
She's also in Cut.
Let's not leave that out.
She's the elected representative of the state of Colorado.
Whatever that means.
Whatever that means.
But I have no interest in that.
I only look at a character study.
She is a saucy, sexy bartender who knows how to fuck.
She knows how to get on a dick and ride it.
She can make a man come, which is more than I can say for some of these squawking liberal birds up in the Northeast where all sex is death.
I'm just saying.
I'm not even having sex with women.
I'm hearing it.
I'm hearing it.
People talk to me.
They share things with me.
So you get a little spicy hillbilly like Lauren Boebert, who's been fucking since she's 12.
She is a, she's a real southern carnival whore.
And in a good way, in a good way.
It makes a man hard when a woman knows how to fuck and will fuck.
She will suck a cock.
She will get on her knees and she will suck a cock.
And she doesn't care if you've showered.
You don't need to shower.
She likes a little spice.
She likes a little spice.
She can snap.
Your eyes will roll back in your head.
She knows how to fuck, but she's also got a mouth and she's going to get you in jail.
She's going to get you in jail.
Those Northeastern cold liberal women will plot the destruction of your life for years and then they'll take everything from you.
You won't even know what happened.
They'll just end up somewhere in a fucking bungalow in Florida and you'll be in some apartment going, what the fuck happened?
You won't even know.
You won't even know.
But Bobert, it's just, she's a spicy, saucy, dangerous woman who will make you kill her.
She will not stop until you kill her.
That's the type of lady she is.
She's going to just say the wrong thing and you're going to want to kill her.
And she's in Beetlejuice, just trying to have fun with her friends.
Her friends are also puerile, white trash, garbage people.
They have no education.
They have no class.
They have no distinction.
But what I will say about them, they're probably all decent fucks and they like drugs and alcohol.
And you know what?
I don't mind any of that.
I can't do it anymore.
But they're not the hanging out with Lauren Bobert is not the least fun you will have.
It is not the least fun you will have.
Lauren Bobert, because she's all like, gay marriage, gotta go and there shouldn't be no abortions and everybody and the Jews are running around fucking with everybody and the moral code, but she'll get on her knees and suck your cock after she's done a line off of it.
She's an old school fucking like, you know, barmaid from dusk till dawn, get on the bar, vampire whore, and that's important.
And the thing about her is a woman like that, she's destined for something.
I don't know where Lauren Bobert goes, but I like that she's still, because she doesn't respect theater.
She's like, these fucking faggots they gonna make me laugh and they better dance and I'm gonna fucking do whatever.
I don't even know if she talks like this, but she does, you know, but she doesn't, but I don't care.
But the point is, it's not like she respects the art of theater.
She's there to see Beetlejuice.
She's a hillbilly who just had to divorce her husband because if not, he was going to cut her head off.
He was going to kill her.
And this woman's destined for something.
I don't know what it is.
It could be a bad end.
It might be a great end.
Maybe one day she'll lead us all.
I don't know.
She's not like Lightfoot, who's iconic.
She doesn't have an eye.
She's not iconic.
We can't put her on a pedestal.
We cannot worship her.
We worship Lori Lightfoot, who just started teaching at Harvard.
And watch your ass, I'm enrolling.
We cannot put her on a pedestal and worship her as a be-all and end-all.
And, you know, the greatest politician maybe in my lifetime is the great Lori Lightfoot.
I mean that.
Bobert shows promise.
She shows promise.
She's a spicy carnival whore.
And I like that.
And that's something, there's something to be said for that.
There's something to be said for a woman who has that thing because they don't, the thing about people like her is they tend not to care about how like there she doesn't have the ability to play any type of long game.
It doesn't happen to her.
People like her are very interesting to watch.
They can't play the long game at all.
They are just victims of their environment and circumstances, which they've created.
They create their environment and circumstances.
And they just kind of get thrown around and knocked about and they react in crazy ways.
And they're all fun to watch.
And people like that either get pretty successful because they get to be pretty adept at riding the waves that they've created or they just get knocked around too much and you never see them again.
Taking RFK to Hyannisport00:07:52
We don't know.
We do not know.
My mother's art is not a joke and it will be for sale and we will.
And by the way, I'm on tour.
I don't know if anyone knows that, but I'm coming to Cincinnati, Ohio.
I'm coming to Lexington, Kentucky.
I'm coming to Davenport, Iowa, Des Moines, Iowa, Omaha, Nebraska, Sacramento, Perth in Australia, Perth, Adelaide, Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne, Auckland, New Zealand, Christchurch, New Zealand, Rochester, New York, New York, New York, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Houston, Texas, Detroit, Michigan, Toronto, Ontario, and then Brea for New Year's.
We're going to maybe grab, we're going to add some Boston, some Florida, early January.
You know, we are going to do a lot of those things.
It's interesting.
It's interesting when you look at the character studies of some of these people and how they're going to react.
You know, like the better version of like Boebert is like Christy Noam from Dakota, who's a little bit more, who Chris Matthews said Trump would probably tap as his vice president.
The RFK in Cheryl interview is doing very well.
RFK made a lot of cool points.
And I made a, you know, we had a blackout and I'm like, oh, you thought we were trying to kill him.
And then the media ran with that because nobody wants to talk about that guy's points.
Josh Brown called him out from CNBC.
He was like, you know, Vanguard State Street and BlackRock represent millions of regular people.
And then I was like, but, you know, me and Ray Comp were talking and it's like RFK, if he wants to get any traction, needs to get rougher and tougher and be like, I'm going to put Larry Fink in jail.
I'll kill him.
I'll kill Larry.
Like he's got, look, Trump won by saying the most outlandish things.
I'll put you in jail.
Because he'd be in jail.
Remember the things he said?
He's RFK is being a little too statesmanlike.
I think he's got to go out there and he's really got to say, I'm going to put these people in jail.
I'll put them in jail.
I'll shut down their companies.
You know, I'm going to, I'll kill them all.
I'll kill them all.
I'm going to kill them.
Well, how do you stop them from doing that?
We're going to kill them.
I'll kill them.
If he said, on day one, on day one of my brand, you remember Game of Thrones?
Well, the scene where Ned Stark was beheaded in front of his daughter.
Who is his daughter?
Sansa.
Sansa.
And Sansa fell down because she saw her father beheaded.
I will behead Larry Fink in front of his daughter on the first day of the presidency.
On day one, day one of my presidency, I'll behead Larry Fink in front of his daughter and she will collapse like Sansa Stark.
That scene in Game of Thrones.
I'll cut his fucking, I'll cut his head off.
And then I'll, and I'll cut everybody's head off until people start listening.
But that's it's fun to imitate, but I can't keep doing it because then I will sound like that.
And by the way, even though the voice might be a little tough, you got to listen to him because he says a lot of interesting things.
I got to be, I think he's the best candidate in the race.
I know that that might sound crazy.
He seems like the most interesting candidate in the race.
Just invite me to the compound.
I just want to go to the compound.
Can they book me to do a show at the Kennedy Company?
By the way, here's how my career would and should end.
If I was booked to do a show at the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport, I might retire.
It might be the end.
I've been doing this.
I'm 38 years old.
I started when I'm 25.
I've mortgaged years of my life to just get funny enough and good enough to hopefully do something people enjoy.
And I started it.
I had zero dollars.
I had no money and I was coming out of an industry that was dissolving and I was living in a shitty apartment.
I had all these credit problems and blah, blah, blah.
Who cares?
Fast forward.
If I got booked, if I was standing there doing comedy in front of the entire Kennedy family at the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport, it is my Madison Square Garden.
It wouldn't be a good show.
It wouldn't go that well.
It wouldn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
You see, it's not about that.
It would be fine.
I'd have some of the room, some of the time.
Put it that way.
It wouldn't be a killbox to Kennedy compound in Hyannisport.
It's probably uptight.
You know, every time a bird flies by, everybody goes.
But it would be kind of a fitting way to end it all and just go, listen, I'm done as a stand-up comedian here because I've reached the heights of what I could do.
Because it is a joke I would have made years ago.
I would have said something like, people say, what's your goal as a stand-up comedian?
Yeah, I want to do the Kennedy compound, Labor Day.
I want to do the Labor Day Kennedy compound.
But it would be hilarious.
Now, it's not going to happen, but it would be hilarious.
And I probably wouldn't quit because I'm a dumb addict who would just keep doing crap anyway.
You just keep doing stuff.
But it would be something to think about if I shot a special there live at the Kennedy compound.
And it would be a 17-minute special.
It wouldn't be good.
But it would be fascinating to just see the Kennedy, everyone just sitting there in white.
You know, it's Labor Day.
They're all sitting there.
You know?
What if I did Bobby's voice the whole time and killed?
Murdered.
Murdered.
It's interesting.
It's interesting these families and the way they operate.
And some of them sustain and some of them last for years and years and years.
That's what the Boeberts of the world can't do.
They don't get long game.
They can't put their emotions down.
The Kennedys, the Bushes, these dynasties, they don't just happen.
You have to learn how to control your emotions.
So you can hate the elites.
You can hate the East Coast establishment.
But you could find this strain of human being in Texas.
You could find them in California.
The people that are able to subordinate their emotions.
They're able to kind of shut their emotions off and then, you know, basically kind of play the long game, you know?
And that's something that the Lauren Boberts of the world can't do.
That's what makes them so fun.
But, you know, I don't know if they will endure.
Like Lori Lightfoot was not indoor.
She was a flash of the pan.
She was fun and she's gone.
There's no Lightfoot dynasty.
They don't know how to do it.
There is a way to do it.
That's the thing.
There is an actual way to be a politician for generations in this country as it's presently constituted.
I'm not saying that's a good thing.
I'm saying that's a thing, that there is a way to do it.
Lauren Boebert can't even think about this.
We have dynasties that have assassinated presidents, engaged in drug running, human trafficking, fixing elections.
This bitch can't not get kicked out of Beetlejuice.
You're not going to make it.
You won't make it.
You will not make it.
It will not happen.
It will not happen.
If you can't figure out a way to not make the news for getting out of Beetlejack, how are you going to assassinate a president or run a fake war or flood the streets of Washington, D.C. with crack or all the other things our leaders have done to stay where they are?