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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show live from the greatest city in the world, Nashville, Tennessee.
Here with the voice of country music, Giannis Papas, old friend of mine.
Are you watching Dahmer on Netflix?
Man, I haven't watched it, but I just want to say hello to my fans and Trump 2024, everybody.
Isn't it?
That is a great archetype of person to be like that sweet country guy who just talks about his fan.
Like, I love all my fans because you see them on social media.
And it's another, it's one of the many people I wish I could be.
Yeah, they're very nice and kind in the South.
And because the other side is just, yeah, it's just violent racism.
Hey, y'all, I love my fans.
I love y'all.
Thank y'all for supporting me and being there for me.
And it's just a nice, you know, it's my daughter.
And they hold up their daughter.
They're like, this is my special girl.
Yeah.
You know?
And then the camera goes off and they go, you know, Kanye West has a little bit of a point.
I'm confused because you know I lack that he's speaking out.
I might not agree with everything, but I lack that he's talking.
But most of it.
This Dahmer thing is huge because it is very hot.
It's this guy who is just taking advantage of people.
He is bringing them home.
He's getting it done.
It is hot.
Didn't he do them a little bit of a favor though?
They're in Milwaukee.
It's the deal.
It's a good way to exit Milwaukee.
The deal is everybody is kink shaming him because we live in a cishat nightmare.
But this is a guy who early on his kinks were like taking pigs home from biology and dissecting them in his room.
And that evolved into people.
But he's cool.
You know, the thing does kind of like Dahmer's dad is suing Netflix for glorifying his son.
This is true.
Yeah.
Because it is cool when you look at the thing when you're watching it, you're like, Dahmer's kind of hot.
Yeah.
He's kind of cool.
He does some things we don't agree with.
But overall, who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
Who doesn't?
Overall, he's a likable, hot dude who's like just on the journey of like getting his confidence.
And people want to be him for Halloween.
This is how much it succeeded.
People want to be Dahmer for Halloween.
And now Amazon has stopped selling the Dahmer costumes because Simone Biles, among others, the gymnast who couldn't perform because she was sad.
She, the one who dropped out of the Olympics, she is like telling everybody, Don't you dare come showing up as Dahmer because he did kill a lot of young men and boys of color.
Yeah, but not, you know, the person showing up as Dahmer didn't.
That's always lost.
It's just a costume party.
Yeah.
It's that's always lost on people.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, what's the big deal?
Yeah.
I mean, if Prince, what's his name?
Prince Andrew, what's his name?
The one who's married to Megan Merkel.
Harry.
The bimbo.
Andrew's the Peto.
Yeah.
If Harry came to my costume party and he was dressed as Adolph, I'm not stopping the party.
I'm not telling him to change costume.
Yeah.
He's not Adolph.
It's insensitive, yes, but I don't invite Jews to my parties.
The point is, how do you get away with that?
In New York, they get in anyway.
You do it.
You do it with a DNA test at the door.
You do it a very, you say it's COVID, but it's really.
You drop a little money on the floor.
If they chase it, you kick them out.
Yeah.
Well, that's edited out, huh?
Adidas won't be doing your shoe.
No, you just, yeah, take off the hat, check for horns, none, go.
Does he come back from this, Kanye?
Probably not, right?
Now this is too far.
He's gone a little too far.
That's why I'm enjoying it because he doesn't want to come back.
Yeah, that is the most fun to watch.
I mean, we've seen the kind of things and then people apologize.
Yeah.
He's so avant-garde.
He's like, I'm not doing the apology.
He's going, y'all going to have to kill me.
That's right.
He's going, Jews, people are going to have to kill me.
And if you kill me, guess what?
There'll be another Kanye born in another ghetto in Chicago saying the same shit.
And we got to meet two of these Jews.
What do you do to someone who's at that point?
Kill them.
There's not much else you can do, right?
You got to take him out.
Because he's having such a public meltdown, and he has so many fans and so many followers.
We're, of course, obviously, it needs not to be said, are not advocating this.
But there's got to be people going like, he's a problem.
Yeah, but do you think they're going, he's a problem?
Or he's so out there that it's not a problem.
Well, it's not that he's a problem like in the sense that he's going to like galvanize people against the Jews.
I just mean he's a problem.
Like, how bad does this get publicly?
How, when does he stop getting the platforms?
Maybe this is it, right?
Like, when does he stop getting massive mainstream attention?
When does that go away?
When do they go, okay, yes, we want the views.
Yes, we want the clicks, but he's, he's going too far.
Yeah.
Is it flat earth?
Like, what, what stop on the train is when they pull back?
Well, that's a, you don't want to do that analogy here.
Stop on the train.
Right.
I don't even, yeah, I wasn't even thinking about that.
Stop on the boat.
Stop on the boat.
Yeah, I think as soon as he buys parlor, he starts, he starts voicing his opinions on parlor.
Because I think that's what you do now is you just you say something crazy and then you just as a billionaire and then you buy a conservative social media site and then nobody cares anymore.
You're going to have to have a billion dollars just to speak.
And you know what?
He's not even going to enjoy parlor.
What he enjoys, he's an attention guy.
Right.
He likes the attention.
So he likes shocking people.
But when he goes on parlor after he buys parlor and he's like, Jews run the world and everyone's going, yeah, yeah, this is no fun.
No, it's, that's an echo chamber.
And that's what you're going to need.
You're going to need a couple of billion to really get wild.
Like we used to be able to get wild after a few drinks and you still can at the local pub.
But if you want to get wild publicly now, you're going to have to have billions of dollars.
You do have to have billions.
Because you're going to have to buy an app that will allow you to be racist.
You have to purchase, you have to have a company that used to be able to just be racist.
Now you have to have a company with like secretaries and executives and ad salespeople.
You're going to have to have a monetization strategy just to go out and be racist.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the level we're at.
There's no more poor racism anymore.
Racism is going to cost you.
Yeah, it's going to cost you a lot of money.
And paranoia is going to cost you Alex Jones $965 billion for Sandy Hook.
Yeah, I just can't, I don't understand why they're trying to stop all the entertainment.
I mean, how much are those kids worth?
I mean, you could have killed me for nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He doesn't have it to pay it.
No one has it.
it's a symbolic number.
Nobody can really pay that in the media sphere, right?
It's a symbolic number.
It's just to kind of get people to shut up.
Yeah, it's kind of when they give somebody multiple life sentences, you're going like, all right, I guess when I have multiple lives, you know, how is this even relevant?
It doesn't matter.
It's symbolic.
I'm not Hindu.
This isn't relevant.
Do you remember when Dahmer got popped?
Because you've been around.
Yeah, I'm 80.
So when Dahmer got popped, do you remember this being a big deal?
Was this a media circus?
It was a media circus.
Yeah, we love serial killers.
It's almost unfortunate that they've been kind of put out of business by DNA and the surveillance state.
Well, serial killers now just go in parlor.
They go on parlor.
They never get to the actual hard work of stalking and killing.
They just pop off.
Well, I think they mutated into school shooters.
That's the incarnation of that's your theory.
Yeah, because, you know, it's like it's a star.
We make them stars.
Right.
So it's like, you know, someone's going to want to walk down that red carpet of blood.
And it's somebody who can get the, you know, it's kind of an immediate result.
Immediate.
Overnight, as opposed to a serial killer who has to go through this process for a very long time.
You don't have to do Conan.
You don't have to do a half hour.
You go straight to fame.
Now, what are the true crime podcasts going to do?
Because we know all these sick bitches who love, they just love the idea of people getting stalked and killed.
And they talk about it endlessly and they make the families relive all this trauma.
My favorite murder, George Ann Karen.
All the time, they won't stop.
Even when the families ask them to stop, they're like, please, we don't need this.
They do kind of exactly what Alex Jones did, which is they get everybody revved up to like crack, let's crack the cold case.
What are they going to talk about now that serial killers are done?
How are they going to manipulate people's trauma and grief for ad sales?
They're just going to have to go to war crimes podcasts.
That might be interesting.
Yeah, there's Lil Warkaimes podcasts.
But that's not cool because that's not sexy enough.
Like they really want, it's like a woman who was jogging alone or a woman who went on two dates with a guy and then ended up in a trunk.
Like they really like that type of, because the women listening are usually women who are in desperate need of that.
Their dream is to get raped and killed.
The women listening to those podcasts, their dream is to have someone love them enough to stalk, rape, and kill them.
That is all they want.
All they want to do is hear that window slide in the middle of the night.
And they start like going, ooh, and they want somebody to run up and chloroform them.
And no one got night after night.
Nobody does.
It's another empty, it's another trip to the fridge at 2.30 in the morning with no chloroform.
Nobody's trying to kill you.
Nobody cares.
But that's why they like those podcasts so much.
Yeah, you're right.
Most women live.
Most women just live.
That's right.
Ignored.
Yeah.
Ignored.
So when people see Dahmer, and when I watch Dahmer, what's so interesting is...
Maybe the ladies feel left out.
Maybe because he was only focusing on gays.
Subconsciously, the ladies are like upset.
Well, also, some of the ladies are like, so what?
This is being a woman every day, you know, because that's the new attitude.
Like, they're like, getting eaten, chased by cannibals.
That's being a woman 24-7.
That's what it's like to be a woman.
Oh, finally.
Oh, is it disturbing that a cannibal's drugging and eating you?
How about you try being a woman for literally 15 minutes?
Try being a woman that has an idea in a meeting full of men for literally 15 minutes.
It is essentially having your liver eaten by a cannibal in Milwaukee.
That is also part of some of the attitude I see now.
Yeah, no.
Like, it's not a big, it's not such a huge deal.
It's tough.
It's really tough.
It is disturbing to watch, though, because he brings these guys up to his thing and he drugs them and they're like trying to get out and they're stumbling around.
I mean, you know, it's a little bit of a Halloween episode here.
I have the great pumpkin on and you're dressed like some type of costume, but this is your real thing.
You know, I don't know what this is, Danny Zucco.
I don't know what you're doing or what the point of it is, but whatever it is, it's called arrested development.
I should have on khakis and Meryl shoes and glasses.
Yeah, you live in this beautiful thing.
You have this beautiful family and you're out here dressed like, I don't even know.
You got money on the street or something.
You're collecting numbers.
But some people meet a very bad end in America.
Yeah.
And that's what I thought about watching Dahmer.
I said, some people meet a very, very bad end.
And I don't mean like some of our friends where they're just accused of rape after a pretty good career.
I mean like a bad end.
Like they go out one night and it just doesn't, they think it goes going to go one way and it goes the other way.
Yeah, but it's rare.
I mean, you know, if you get selected, there is some sort of, you should sort of feel special a little bit.
You were selected.
It's a rare selection.
Yes.
It's a small club that gets eaten by Jeffrey Dahmer.
Do you know anyone?
Most people in Milwaukee just fucking eat mayonnaise and die.
That's diabetes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They don't make the movies.
Do you know anyone that this has happened to or something cool?
Do you know anyone who's left the planet in a way that's a little cool?
Well, we both do it.
I wouldn't say it was cool, but horrific.
What do you mean?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we're not cool.
Yeah, that's not cool.
No, that's not cool.
Yeah.
Especially since the restaurant's been discombobulated since.
Yeah, well, that's crazy.
I mean, that's random.
Yeah.
Kind of.
But I mean, like, I don't know.
Anyone you grew up with that ended up getting murdered?
Yeah, let me just sift through my brain to see if I know anyone who's been in the middle of it.
We knew a guy who killed a girl under a bridge, but we didn't really know him and we didn't really know her.
But it was in my town, but we didn't know either of them.
But people I knew had met them.
Yeah.
It's a real, not really a great, but I'm just saying, I don't know because you, you know, grew up in Brooklyn.
You have this whole story.
But you wonder if anybody.
I can't think of anyone who's been eaten.
Yeah.
Well, not eaten, but just killed by a cereal.
The Cringe Of Podcasts00:15:41
What is your, what if you, what's your fear that's like a horror movie fear?
You personally, not your family, nothing.
I mean, just like you.
What was your fear when you were younger, when you were growing up?
I mean, you've been shot, right?
Yeah.
So you kind of, you've been there.
But what was the thing that really got you scared?
Or as a white man, does nothing scare you?
Would nothing scare you?
It's a pretty smooth flight.
Right.
I got to say it's a smooth flight.
Not a lot of turbulence.
Yeah.
It's a pretty smooth flight.
Well, that scares me.
Airplanes.
Airplanes are scary.
I get scared because I'm not in control.
Yeah.
No, but I was always scared of being killed.
Yeah.
You know, because there was just like robbers and killers everywhere.
Right.
Yeah.
So you just, growing up in New York at that time was not fun.
There's something about the Midwest where I've been there.
I've performed in these places, Milwaukee, Omaha, all these.
And there's something about it that is oddly occult.
It feels evil.
It feels like there's underground things going on.
It feels like the people there, there's more than more to them than meets the eye, that there's some like strange things happening.
Cult, cult-like.
Well, they're also.
Fake and dies.
They're also Germanic.
There's a lot of Germanic people.
But there's Germanic people everywhere.
I know, but the Germanic people have it in them.
Yeah.
You watch their porn, you look at their history, you perform comedy for them.
They're very cerebral.
They're very rational, but that also leads to rationalization.
They're missing a little piece of humanity.
I think that's what happened in World War II.
Yeah.
I think they were going like, finally, someone gave us a purpose.
Yeah.
They want to do it.
They want to do it.
Yeah.
The Germans want to do it.
They want to do it.
They want to do it.
By it, you mean the Holocaust.
That's exactly.
You know, I didn't want to say it.
I don't want to get demonetized for you.
Yeah.
But yeah, they have a thing in them where, you know, it's like, it's in there.
Like, I have a gage.
I'm Greek.
Like, I can unlock it.
Right.
If I go to prison, I'll pick it up.
It's in there culturally through generations.
The Germans have like the Irish with booze.
Exactly.
You unlock it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, if you're Irish and you have a drink, there's a good chance you might have another and then have another and then your wife's on the floor.
Yeah.
With the Germans, you hit one, you hit one Slav.
Next thing you know, it just opens the door and you want to just kill them all.
When, you know, this idea that people shouldn't go dressed up as a character like Jeffrey Dahmer to Halloween.
Yeah.
Is this something you subscribe to?
Do you, when you, you have a child, are you going to really be heavily involved in the decisions?
Are you going to be like the type of like helicopter parent who goes, hey, this is appropriate.
This is not.
Well, if it's a kid's Halloween party, you really shouldn't show up as Jeffrey Dahmer.
But that's a fun, if you brought a kid dressed as Jeffrey Dahmer, that's kind of fun.
That's funny.
Yeah.
It's a little funny.
That's funny.
Yeah.
No, I think the Halloween party should.
That's your time.
You know what I was when I was a kid for Halloween?
A serial killer.
Generic one?
Generic.
Here's what I did.
I took a big, my aunt made me a box and we put all kinds of lucky charms on it and we glued them to the box and I ate them during trick-or-treating.
I would just eat them off my thing and almost get sick because they were covered in glue.
I just wanted to be a carbohydrate for Halloween, but I was a serial killer.
It was a fun way to be a dark thing that's fun.
Right.
I could see.
Yeah.
Well, now I just like whatever my wife gets me as a costume on Amazon, that's what I'm going to be.
I think I'm going to be a bubble guppy or something like that.
When you have a kid, you just are pulled into that world and you just start doing kids stuff.
And it's a family costume.
It's a family costume.
It's a family costume.
Yeah, she's one person in it.
I'm the other one and I'm the other one.
Yeah, it's weird if like a single guy shows up to a family Halloween as a baby costume.
I would actually almost be more comfortable if he was Jeffrey Dahmer than say like, I don't know, Frozen, the guy from Frozen.
Because you're going like, why do you know about Frozen?
Yeah.
The only people who should know about Frozen should have kids.
If you don't have kids, I know better.
Because my cousin wrote the fucking music to me.
Well, there you have it.
Fucking two e-gots.
What are you going to do?
Yeah.
But if you're just a guy who knows children's stuff, you're going like.
It's strange.
Strange.
It's strange.
I love that.
I'm only three or four episodes into the Dahmer thing, but it's like, it's really interesting how somebody grows up to be a cannibal.
This is something that's really interesting because it is this weird psychosexual thing that happens in your head.
You don't know how it happened.
Like the mother was very weird and she was very naggy and anxious and the dad was a little nuts.
But how do you create a cannibal?
It's so difficult.
Can our producer here for the moment get up any information on like how are cannibals created?
Yeah, well, they said he had something that's, I can't remember the medical term for it, but he was attracted to shiny, the shininess of the organs.
Like there's some, there's actually a term for it where people are attracted to shiny stuff and they believe it's like evolutionary somehow.
Well, this is very interesting.
I never even thought organs were shiny.
Yeah, when you pull them out, they glean a little bit.
Really?
Yeah, it's not like the same as Bling, but they have a glean to them.
Interesting.
And he was kind of drawn to that.
He was drawn to that, they say.
That was his sexual orientation.
Is that the worst nightmare to raise a child who's a cannibal?
Yeah, I'd say so.
Because when they sit Dahmer's dad down and they're like, he's gay.
And then Dahmer's dad's like, oh, no.
And then they're like, hold on.
I just like the way they did the family apology very Midwestern too.
Oh, dad, I'm sorry.
And he's like, I love you, son.
I mean, if my dad found out I was eating people, he just would, he would say, that's not my son.
Kill him.
Shoot him.
Son, I love you, son.
It's okay.
Well, you know, that's what I mean, but there's something going on out there where people go, that's just something that happens.
Yeah.
It's not completely out of, you know, the realm of possibility because life is so mind-numbingly boring out there.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
It's cornfields.
It's mind-numbingly boring.
People's inner lives can get away from them out there.
And some people are thinking about like, what if instead of eating a steak, I eat a person?
Yeah.
Try something different tonight.
That's why.
How many times can you go to Red Lobster anyway?
How many times?
And I think that that's part of what makes that area so interesting is that there's a monotony.
There's a monotony to life everywhere.
But out there, it's so plain and the scenery is so plain and so vast that people's minds start playing tricks with them and they start going like, maybe I will try to do something.
Yeah, I think you got to be a psychopath.
I think you're born.
I don't think there's any level of bad nurture that makes you want to eat somebody.
I think you're born with like a bad brain.
You know, it's like you just have no empathy.
You're very calculated.
You're very premeditated.
I mean, look at the way he did it.
He chose certain people he knew.
He chose people he knew cops would look the other way if they found them on the street naked with a bleeding anus and a hole in their head.
Right.
Have you gotten to that scene yet?
I have.
I mean, what is the test to be a cop?
I mean, back then, is there a chapter on there that says, hey, if a guy's, he's barely conscious, his asshole's bleeding, he's naked in the street, and there happens to be a drilled hole in his head, you may not want to just peruse the scene and leave.
But you know what it is?
It really does go back to the idea that Dahmer was like this Midwestern white guy and they felt kind of like bad from they'd say things like, what are you doing living here?
Yeah.
Like, these are all drug addicts.
Why are you here?
And more than more often than not, they look the other way.
You know, he gave him the excuse.
He was pulled over.
He's like, yeah, you know, my parents got divorced.
It's been kind of a tough time.
They're like, ah, everybody goes through stuff.
And it was homophobic.
There was homophobia involved.
Yes.
I think they were just like, oh, I don't want to see the picture.
Whatever you guys are doing, this is how you gays do it.
I don't want to get AIDS from walking in the apartment.
So it is, there was a lot of that that he used to his advantage.
He was kind of a very smart guy.
That's what I'm saying.
He was sharp.
He's psychopathic.
He's premeditated.
He selected his victims, you can tell, for that purpose.
You know, he was dissecting them.
At least he could, you know, knew 101 anatomy.
He could pass an entry-level class in anatomy.
Yeah.
He knew where a liver was.
No, he knew a lot of stuff.
I mean, again, it's one of those guys where it's like you watch this thing.
You're trying to hate him.
It's hard.
Good job, Netflix.
It's very difficult to hate him here.
I'm telling you, you watch other things and it's easy to hate the person.
There's something tough here because you're like, he's experiencing so many things that are running through his head.
You can hate him.
Yeah, they portrayed him as sort of a lonely.
A loner.
His mom was mean to him.
He's figuring it out.
Yeah, a coming of age story.
That's what it feels like.
It feels like a coming to age story.
It's like a fun, gay coming of age story.
He's got his shirt off all the time and occasionally he eats someone's kidney.
It's not, it's sexy.
It's kind of fun.
It's like Netflix was like, let's make something hot.
Yeah.
And let's make something fun.
It's like a young adult YA movie with cannibalism.
Well, it's so unlike the entertainment industry in Hollywood to make something like this.
It's really not their modus operandi.
Usually they take those things into consideration.
They don't want to be exploitative.
They don't.
They're so good usually.
They usually, I mean, what are they?
They're so sweet.
I think they waited, what, like five or six weeks before the first 9-11 movie.
Yeah.
So, I mean, they're usually more, you know, sensitive about these things.
No, it was, but watching it, I do understand now why the Dahmers are like, dude, you're glorifying my son because I'm like, he's kind of like an anti-hero in this thing.
It's like Batman in the new Batman.
Yeah, it's like Tony Soprano, Walter White, Jeff Dahmer.
You want him to win.
You don't want him to get caught.
You know, when the cops get him, you have this weird feeling.
You're like, I don't really want him to get caught.
Right.
I want him to keep doing what he has to do.
Yeah.
You know, it's funny because he, psychopaths lie all the time.
Yes.
They don't use the truth.
So it's almost like Hollywood made the movie that he would have liked.
Yes.
Portraying the version of himself that he created after he got caught.
But then you hear stories about him in jail and how he used to like he would, you know, he would, you know, chastise people by making his food look like organs and make noises and stuff like that.
He would, you know, he's not, he's not a nice guy.
Oh, interesting.
But I didn't know that.
He seems in this movie kind of just like ripped.
He would taunt people, yeah.
Oh, he, but he seems like more ripped in this and like kind of like just figuring out who he is in the world.
And it's not easy for a young man at any age to figure it out.
That's what I get.
Yeah.
That's what I think Netflix's intent is.
And I'm like fully on board with that where I watch it and I go, this is a guy who's really coming into his own.
Right.
That's what it feels like to me.
Coming of age.
Yeah.
Yeah, totally.
Coming into his own.
Yeah.
And I mean, you know, they portray.
Can it be hot?
Is it okay for it to be attractive?
I mean, is it okay for an attractive guy to be lifting weights and be attractive, even though he's maybe killing people?
It was very hot until he hit him with the dumbbell.
Well, but even that, there's an element there of hotness.
Right.
Because he's taking back his, I don't even know what the word is, but he's like taking his, you know, he's like taking the narrative back.
Well, the guy rejected him.
The guy's like, I'm not like that.
The guy's like very like straight, toxic.
And also homophobic.
And then he's like an LGTBQ hero that comes in and kind of just hits him.
He smashes homophobia.
And he wasn't trying to kill him.
He was just trying to subdue him.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
And that's what I like is that Netflix's version, this show, kind of is sympathetic to his version of events.
I feel like maybe they let Weinstein like produce this on the low.
Could be.
It feels like with things that are getting good again, it feels like the Me Too crew is coming back.
Yeah.
Because this is exactly what something should be.
You're like, am I horrified?
Am I aroused?
This is where good movies live.
Am I accountable?
This is what you want people saying to themselves in the suburbs while they watch this and eat Panera.
You want to confuse people.
And this is what movies used to do before everything was like, this is right and this is wrong.
Now it's like, oh my God, it's a big gray area.
What's going on?
Yeah, they definitely were sympathetic to his version of what happened.
The two instances I'm thinking about is the one murder in the hotel room.
He goes, I don't remember.
I don't remember.
I just woke up and he was beaten to death.
Yeah.
And I remember.
And then the other one where he hit the guy with the dumbbell, he goes, he goes, I was, I didn't mean to hurt him.
I didn't mean to hurt him.
I was just trying to, you know, wake him up with a dumbbell to the face.
Right.
And they're going, I guess he's telling the truth.
Yeah.
I guess that's because that's the version in the show where it's like, that's not true at all.
He beat that guy to death in the hotel room because he's a psychopath.
And then he smashed that guy in the head because he couldn't wait to get to the dead body part.
He didn't like having sex with live people because they moved.
He didn't like people moving.
Odd fetish necrophilia.
Well, people can be a drag with their needs and their wants.
It's a great point.
Really, they can't.
It's a great point.
Yeah.
It's a very great, it's, and you know what?
It's not made enough.
You know, it's like you want to look back at podcasting one day as this insane.
Like, I wonder how they'll look back at all this.
Like, will they make a Dahmer movie, but about this?
Like, will they just look back and go, there was a point in our history where people just talk for hours and hours and hours, endlessly with no facts, really nothing to back any of it up.
At best case, they guessed about things.
Worst case, they completely made it up.
They were everybody from comedians to fucking journalists to writers to just common street people.
And they would just get on the microphone and just pontificate about things, knowing nothing about them.
You wonder if at some point they look back on this and they go, that was Dahmer-esque.
Like, do they look back on this and go, like, there's endless, endless hours of these fucking idiots talk.
Like, will they make a movie about this like called like podcast?
Where it's just like people years from now are so fed up with this medium.
It's become so cringe to them.
Like the idea of like guys in headphones sitting in front of a microphone makes people as sick as Dahmer eating someone.
I think as long as people are going to be driving to cars, driving in cars or working out, there'll be something they'll want to listen to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I guess don't know if it's going to be the water guys podcast.
Endless Hours Of Idiots00:10:07
This guy came and did my water.
Yeah.
And he's like, do you mind if I do a little video?
And I was like, what?
And he was like, you know, my boss is 55.
He doesn't get it.
And he just turns the camera and he's like, okay, guys, what you see there is a bypass valve.
And what's going on?
Another satisfied customer.
And he started making content.
But there's guys, you know, we just talked about on Patreon.
People are making money if you work at like a job like Coldstone Creamery and you start making TikToks, you could build millions and millions of followers.
And one kid opened up his own ice cream shop.
Yeah.
So it can happen.
It can happen.
Everybody now has a little bit of a chance of transcending this hellscape with something they do by accident.
Yeah.
No.
The only good things now that you can do are kind of by accident.
Well, if you want everyone caught up in that casino, you got to elevate one or two as an example.
Somebody's got to like, look, the water guy made it.
and that keeps everybody on TikTok so that the CCP can find out all your information.
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What do you think is going to...
Do you think someone's going to detonate a nuke in...
Do you think Putin's going to detonate something?
I hope so.
I don't know.
I hope so.
It does feel a little bit like enough already.
Come on.
Yeah, it's getting boring.
Do it.
Yeah.
Do it, pussy.
Doesn't it feel a little bit like that?
It almost kind of feels like the Trump is gonna get indicted thing.
You're like, when?
Right.
This has been going on forever.
Yeah, it's just the lag.
Yeah.
There's lags forever.
Get to it.
Get to it.
We don't have that type of attention span anymore.
Nuke it or lock them up, do something, but stop or stop talking about it.
Yeah.
I get upset when they just can't stop discussing it.
I'm like, I just want some progress.
Right.
I want some progress.
Right.
You guys have not gotten past the idea.
There's got to be some progress.
How did Zelensky make it out of this alive?
Yeah.
He does.
I think he does.
Do you know he's selling a book of his speeches?
Is he going to go on tour with Michelle Obama?
Zelinsky's.
I thought you were going to say Michelle Wolfe.
Zelensky is selling.
Yeah.
Zelensky is selling a book of his wartime speeches.
So that's what he's focused on now.
That's where he's.
Who is he repped by?
Yeah, I don't know.
CAA?
I don't know.
I see him.
And by the way, how good are these speeches that there needs to be a book in the middle of the war?
Yeah.
The war has not been won.
Right, no.
There is no, in fact, there's no real off-ramps to the war.
It seems like we're going towards nuclear annihilation.
Right.
So these speeches that are so magical, I don't know what they've inspired except a continued march towards total and all-out war.
Well, that may be some of the back channel negotiations of Putin being like, hey, man, just let me get my book out.
Yeah.
We just want to put out some speeches.
Yeah.
And then you can do whatever you want.
Do what you want.
Yeah.
Do what you want.
It's boring, and I feel like I, you know, would like to see some resolution, hopefully a peaceful resolution.
But if not, then nuke.
It's going on too long, like the Irishman.
Yeah.
It could be edited.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It needs an editor of this war at this point.
I almost thought of going.
I was in Romania.
I almost thought of going to the Ukraine.
You were going to get tickets.
I was going to go to the Ukraine and go, is it even happening here?
Yeah.
But then people said it is.
They're 30% of their infrastructure is done.
So I said, okay.
Like he's hitting them hard.
Yeah.
Water, power.
They don't have Wi-Fi.
Putin's hitting them now.
Yeah, he's hitting them.
He's hitting them hard.
He's hitting them.
He's hitting them with the artillery.
Right.
It could be Iranian drones or it could be his own drones.
All I know is our media is telling us it's Iranian drones.
Whatever it is.
Yeah, we don't know.
Well, because there was that whole thing in Iran where I don't know what that was, but everyone was posting about it.
Woman in Iran.
Something happened to her and that was sad.
Oh the hiji, are you talking about the revolution happening over there?
Yeah yeah yeah, that's kind of dragging on too.
What is it?
She had a cloak on and she said, I don't want to do it today.
Yeah, I mean, she had uh, the hijack.
I always pronounce it wrong hijib, hijab on.
Yeah, she had the hijab on and um oh, she didn't have it on with what.
She took it off.
She took it off and that's a no-no over there.
You got to keep it on.
It's a no-no over there to take it off.
Over here, it's a rah-rah to put it on.
Put it on and you're in.
You're in baby NIKE commercial.
You're getting a book deal yeah, so she took it off of what happened acid in the face, something like that.
Okay yeah, I was.
Yeah, I mean, you know it could have been acid in the face.
By the way, the gas digital producer, instead of like finding articles with this stuff's happening, he's just trying to sign into his email.
He's just, he's just.
Oh, there she is.
That's sad.
Well that, but now you're bumming us out.
We don't want that.
Well, what?
That's a bummer.
What happened?
What's that?
That's a big bummer.
She's laying there in the hospital.
We're trying to do a comedy show, trying to do a comedy podcast.
We don't need a picture of her in the hospital.
That doesn't help.
Maybe the sponsors won't like that.
We're trying to sell underwear here for fat people.
He just maybe thought we were more visual.
Do we know what happened to her good old producer?
Do we know it's?
Uh, they're saying she had a heart attack at a police station, collapsed and fell into a coma.
But that doesn't seem to be.
Uh, she died.
I think that's.
She's like their in their, in their revolution right now.
That she's like their George Floyd right, I think one whoa, I think one side, now I get it.
Yeah, one side's going hey, she fell, and the other side's going like I don't think she fell.
One side's going like one side's going, one side's going fentanyl, you're going.
I don't think it was.
I saw a nine-minute video where a guy was going I can't breathe and you were kneeing on his neck.
I think that had something to do with.
Well, somebody sent me him swallowing a bag of drugs.
Oh Floyd, I don't know if that's true or not.
No, it could be.
Someone sent me something.
Yeah, someone that, but the knee on the neck probably didn't help.
Never good, never good.
So this woman is Iran's George Floyd right, that?
Now you've put it in context for me, only way for us to understand, because I never knew.
Yes, and she had a heart attack at the police.
She fell, which is a real unfortunate series of events or yeah, something else happened and that's why Iran is it's really heating up.
Yeah, she was, you know, doing the equivalent of cashing a yeah.
So here we go again.
However eyewitnesses, including women who were detained with Amini, reportedly said she was severely beaten and that she died as a result of police brutality, which is probably true I, or.
It's probably true, depends on who you ask or not.
She fell into the stairs.
It could have been, because maybe they're, but maybe it wasn't that right right i'm i'm I, I.
I would guess it wasn't that really Yeah, I would guess.
Because they don't take too kindly to women taking off.
So you're saying she was beaten.
I'm saying there's a chance.
There's a chance.
There's a chance.
She was beaten to death.
I suspect.
Yeah.
I suspect there's a chance.
Okay.
I'd say that there's a good chance because, yeah, I guess.
Well, by the way, whatever that is, we're not, hey, you know, we're on our, we think that that is abhorrent and it should be, we should, we should do something.
I don't know what we should do.
We should maybe make another commercial about it.
Well, you know, there's got to be a way.
This would be a perfect time for Nike to make a follow-up commercial.
Of her or of something in Iran.
No, with how important it is.
To wear the hijab.
Wear the hijab.
Yeah, and play tennis or something.
Yeah, this would be a perfect timing for it.
Yeah.
Don't miss this opportunity.
Yeah.
This is like the six months right after 9-11.
This is like true crimes.
And instead of just do it, when you're about to take the hijab off, Nike could go, think about it.
Are you sure you want to do that?
Yeah.
You don't have to, it doesn't have to just do it.
It could be think it over.
Think about it.
Think about it.
Yeah.
Think about it.
There's a lot of history there.
There's a lot of tradition on your head that you're now taking off.
It's your choice.
Put it on, put it off.
That's all you ask.
So the commercial should be someone putting it on to play tennis.
That's right.
But then you show her taking it off.
Yeah.
And she doesn't fall into the stairs.
Yeah.
Or she's about to take it off and then she starts thinking about her mother and grandmother and society and that their rules do need to kind of be in place.
Right.
And she realizes that at the end of the day, the best thing she can do is go along with the plan.
Right.
Right.
Because sometimes that's just a not, it's a nice thing to do.
Yeah.
So that's what's going on over there.
That's what's going on is that the women will.
Autocrats And NATO00:06:52
Here's the other thing, and I got to be honest, and this is going to probably make me sound like insensitive here.
It's like you don't have to wear the full one, right?
No, but it's like women, like I get what you're saying.
It's like, okay, you guys are a little upset.
You can't take them off if you want to, but we got a wage gap here.
Yeah.
It's also like...
Everyone's got problems.
Nothing's perfect.
Well, here's what I, I always go, this isn't my culture.
This is when people get angry at me.
They're like, no, you don't understand.
It's not my culture.
Right.
So the reality is I don't tell them what to do because I don't, it's not, we're not nothing to do with anything.
And also that would be wrong of you to do it.
It would be wrong.
It's wrong.
It's pumpkin fat whitey, telling them.
But here's the deal.
I don't go into sub-Saharan Africa where they're lobbing off clips and making stew and tell them what to do.
Is that what I would do?
No.
No.
Anthony Bardaine wouldn't, it would be rude for him not to taste it.
He would go and eat it.
I just say let people do what they do.
And it would be, what is it?
I don't meddle.
It would be, what's it, ethnocentric.
Yes.
It would be ethnocentric to assume that you can say what's right or wrong.
But it kind of would.
I know we're being sarcastic, but here's the deal.
What are we supposed to do?
Invade?
No.
And convince everyone to not lob the clits off and make the stew?
No.
What's the point?
No.
Whatever makes you happy.
We're supposed to send you.
Whatever makes you happy.
We send weapons.
We have a defense industry that needs to unload some weapons.
I don't like the UK.
The Ukraine was a country of white Nazis, and we've somehow made it into like it's a RuPaul's drag race.
Well, but homosexuality was like basically illegal there up until 20 minutes ago when it's now the most gay-friendly country of an ex-Soviet country.
We just lie about what all these things are anyway.
But I'm sure there's a few Nazis in Russia, too.
For sure.
But Ukraine, it was like a massive thing.
There was all kinds of things that they pulled down videos.
It's just they're into it.
Yeah, it's propaganda.
It's into it.
It's a wartime prep.
What we should do is...
What do you do about this thing where they say Russians are being armed with Viagra to rape Ukrainians?
That feels fake.
That feels like propaganda.
I would sue if I was Viagra.
I mean, Russians are being, like, they're doing poorly on the battlefield anyway.
And they're going, by the way, if you have extra time, go rape someone.
Yeah.
That seems like it's a little wacky.
Well, you know, there's always atrocities on both sides.
It's war.
Sure.
That's why I love when people always go like, hey, this side's uncivilized.
You're like, the whole thing is fucked.
The whole thing is fucked.
People, you know, people don't know how to draw the line.
They don't go in there and like the British have a tea and then kill you in the proper way.
It's like, it gets ugly.
It gets very ugly on both sides.
Well, that's why we have to make some type of deal, maybe.
I mean, we got to get out of there.
We got to give a deal.
There's got to be a deal.
Got to get a lawyer in there.
Get that region.
Give him those regions that he wants and fucking no NATO.
Yeah.
That's what you need to get like, you know, a good Hollywood lawyer in there and say, let's make a deal.
Like a shark.
Let's get in there.
We've been preventing that.
You know, we've been telling Ukraine, like, don't go to the table.
Just keep fighting.
Yeah.
That's not great.
Yeah, we must have some interest in it.
Yeah, we like that.
Do they got oil in there?
I don't know.
They got a great position geographically.
And we like slinging weapons.
But we keep, we kind of tell, because like I think we've like telling Zelensky and everything, like, hey, man, don't negotiate.
Like, just, you know, but now Putin's like, okay, well, you know what?
We're going to now turn up the heat.
Right.
So if we don't, if there's no negotiation that's forced, you're looking at a really bad situation because he will, Putin will level Ukraine.
He's going to level Ukraine.
And then he'll get leveled.
It'll be bad for the whole world.
It'll be bad for the whole world.
Otherwise, he's dead.
Yeah.
This is what you don't understand.
Not you, but people.
If he goes back to his country and goes, hey, sorry I wasted all the time and disgraced us, they're killing him.
Yeah.
So he, his own self-preservation is like, I'm going to try to win.
Right.
We got to win here.
And it could be an ugly win.
It might not be a nice win.
It might be like everybody's dead and there's an insurgency for years and everybody hates us, but we did technically win.
Yeah.
So I think you try to avoid that by making some type of deal.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that, you know, if you're listening to this podcast, Putin, and you're listening to Zelensky.
He does.
Yeah.
Zelensky too.
He's a huge Tim Dylan fan.
He's a huge Tim Dylan fan.
Wouldn't that be funny if he was just a huge comedy podcast fan?
I would love it if he was a massive comedy podcast fan.
Nothing would make me happier.
If Zelensky's just got time in his little bunker or whatever, he just throws on.
Well, Zelensky is such a fame-whoring guy that he's aware of every celebrity.
Maybe not like shitty podcast celebrities, but Zelensky knows of every Hollywood A-lister.
Like he just wants to be on the, I think he's been on the cover of Vogue.
Well, he was.
That's what he wants to do.
And he was an entertainer before.
Yes.
And he is now, it seems.
Seems like he is one now as well because he likes the limelight.
He doesn't shrink from the limelight.
He doesn't fade.
No, no.
No.
He's definitely, they've turned him into Winston Churchill.
Does this go into World War III?
You know a lot about history.
Perhaps.
Yeah.
Perhaps.
Ugly.
Yeah, it could.
I mean, does China go, fuck it, we're going into Taiwan?
China's definitely going into Taiwan.
And if China goes into Taiwan, what do we have to do?
I mean, what do we do?
Nothing, really.
Well, this is the thing.
If it wasn't for NATO, it would have happened already.
Right.
If it wasn't for NATO, Ukraine and Georgia would be leveled already.
I was like, you know, I just don't think, you know, I don't know if I buy Putin's version that he's just like, but here's upset about NATO.
But here's a forget that.
Whether they, no matter what his motivations are, he's got all the nukes.
Yeah.
So it doesn't really matter why he did it.
This is the big thing.
It doesn't really matter because a friend of mine, who's a smart guy with foreign policy, was like, who cares?
There's a million reasons why anyone does anything.
Right.
He did it.
And he's going, I want these two things.
And if you don't give me them, I will bomb the country.
And if you bomb me, I have nukes.
And we're just going to go, we're going to have a party.
Well, at some point, someone was going to hijack the world with their nuclear capability.
Yeah.
I mean, human nature hasn't changed.
So some autocrat eventually, inevitably, was going to do something like this.
Yeah.
So from here, it either sparks World War III and we all go kaputsky and we don't make it to Mars or something happens that stops it.
Okay.
And that something will be a video from Hollywood.
Nuclear Hijack Of The World00:02:31
Why are they so fucking quiet?
Yeah.
Where's that video?
Where's that compilation video from them saying, stop?
It should just be a bunch of Hollywood actors like on set because they're all working now.
Yeah.
So they're on set and then they just go, Mr. Putin, stop.
Stop it.
It just goes from like Amy Schumer to like, you know, Sean Penn to Jennifer Garner to whatever, to whoever it is.
Yeah.
Stop.
Yeah.
Jacob Alorde from Euphoria.
Yeah.
Stop it, Mr. Putin.
Yeah.
Zendaya.
Stop it.
Keenan Thompson in there.
Yeah, stop it.
I just saw him driving a year at some Beverly Hills.
Looks good.
Yeah.
He's been, he's like, he's been just doing it forever.
He's been around for a long time.
He's just been doing it forever.
Good burger wasn't yesterday.
God bless him.
He's been out there killing it for a long time.
He's really in a Lambo truck, just smiling, happy.
Yeah, we ain't worried about the Ukraine.
Yeah.
He ain't thinking about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, good for him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's not.
Nobody really thinks about it that much.
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Cannibal Fashion Trends00:08:18
I'm excited about all this new stuff that's going to get made.
Now Netflix is bouncing back.
They're kind of maybe they're kind of going the other way from what they were doing, which was just really that woke, kind of annoying stuff.
And they're going back to like kind of like glorifying cannibals.
That's what I think people want.
And I think that's what's going to save the day.
Like, I think finally you're looking at something where people are like, finally, I can sink my teeth into this.
Literally.
Finally, there's a protagonist I can identify with.
Yeah.
Finally, someone who represents us.
Sure.
The non-woke.
Yeah.
Jeffrey Dahmer.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm just happy about it.
I think that it's going back the other way.
I think that there's a pendulum swing.
I think that people are really getting interested in real stories again as opposed to garbage.
Yeah.
And the real stories.
Jeffrey Dahmer's a real fucking story.
It did happen.
He's a real guy.
Whether you like him or not, whether you think what he did is right or not.
We all have different opinions on that.
It's true.
It's objective, really.
Whatever.
Like, no matter what you think about how he was treated by the cops or like what his family dynamic was, this is a real story that people can appreciate and come to their own conclusions.
Right.
Initially, I think Netflix categorized it as an LGTBQ.
Is that true?
Yeah.
And then they got in trouble for that.
Well, it is LGBTQ, but I see Cannibal.
Right.
I think the community, I think that community got upset about that.
They were like, we don't want this.
I see what.
We want bros.
I see what they're saying.
People said, we want not bros.
We want that.
I see what they're saying, but I go, you, I would not mind at all.
You put it back under LGBTQ because it's the first good LGBTQ thing really made in recent memory.
Yeah.
You have great things like the birdcage and stuff from years ago, but recently it's been a lot of crap.
Yeah, since Brokeback Mountain.
Well, that Billy Eichner guy is this unlovable guy running around screaming at people on the street.
He does a film.
It's a horror.
And nobody wants this.
So you're saying his movie was more of a horror than Jeffrey Dahmer's movie?
Unquestionably.
Billy Eichner as a person is so much more offensive than Jeffrey Dahmer in every way.
If you had to spend five minutes with either Billy Eichner or Jeffrey Dahmer, this self-important game show host or Dom, the legend.
It's a game show host.
It's not even a good game show.
And the guy's like, the guy's screaming at straight people for not going to see the movie.
How about everyone under 30 is gay if you go on the internet.
Where are they at the movie?
He's just unlikable.
It's fine.
It is what it is.
But compare him to Jeffrey Dahmer, who like it or not, is an American institution.
Yeah, he is.
Is a real story.
Is from the heartland, is salt of the earth, has made questionable choices, is someone who will be remembered long after Billy Eigner has been forgotten and Bros has been forgotten.
So if you're LGBTQ concerned at Netflix, I'm going Dahmer all the way as opposed to the other garbage.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
Because it is an LGBTQ story.
Technically.
Because Ted Bundy was a straight serial killer.
He was a playboy.
There's tons of straight serial killers.
Obviously, not all serial killers are gay, but the ones that are, why not?
Let's get into that.
Let's get those stories told.
Let's get those stories told.
It's weird because I think we are, we're almost done with the way we thought about things for the last few years.
Very interesting.
It's folding in on itself.
I think people are tired of it.
It's over.
And the way to contextualize everything is this overtly political, very dry, box-checking, categorical.
I think people are over that.
And I think people are now really going to get comfortable in the gray.
This is the gray area.
This is my prediction.
We're going back into the gray area.
And the Dahmer's a great example of that.
I think he, I would say he's, I would say it's not so gray.
It's pretty gray.
I would say.
It's pretty gray.
Explain how it's not gray.
Well, because he murdered people and he ate them.
But why do you like him?
Because...
That's what I mean.
I'm not saying that was right.
Right, right.
I'm not saying that's not great.
I'm saying Tony Soprano murdered people.
Did you like him?
Me personally.
You didn't like Tony Soprano.
Are you going to lie right now, you fucking.
I was never a bit university faggot.
I was more of an Edie Falco guy.
Oh, stop.
Yeah, I identified with her story.
Ready, Mary.
Her struggle.
Her story.
But you know what I'm saying?
Why do you like Tony Dahmer?
I like him because it was like, what did his mother do to him?
The thing about him.
What did his mother do to him?
We like anyone who's in control of their own story.
Right.
This is true.
He took the reins.
We like anyone who's in control of their own story.
This is true.
And I know a lot of people are going to be, they're going to misunderstand this, but what I'm really saying here is that Jeffrey Dahmer, do you want a world without Jeffrey Dahmer?
No.
And the reality is we don't.
I don't.
We don't.
We really don't want a world without, we don't want to get eaten.
No.
And we don't want our friends to get eaten.
And it is unfortunate it was racially based.
No good.
Yeah.
But we don't want a world with a, something about these monsters keeps us in line.
There's something about these people that we kind of like.
The randomness of it all, it feels, there's something about, I don't even know what it is, things that go bump in the night, people that disappear.
There's some, we love horror movies.
We love being scared.
We love to scream.
There's something about it that keeps us in check.
Well, it's fear is fashion just the way morality has become morality is fashion.
Look at a distance.
It's not happening to us.
It's a cool, safe thing, you know, to say you shouldn't walk, act this way when you're around these people or you should, you know, you should walk in poor neighborhoods and just feel safe, you know, and you can say that, but doing that is a whole nother thing.
Just like saying or watching or talking about Jeffrey Dahmer is one thing, but then getting eaten by him is another.
No one wants to be eaten by Jeffrey Dahmer, but also nobody wants.
I'm sure there's some people out there.
Fucking sick German people.
Nobody wants to live in a world where it's a complete impossibility to get eaten by Jeffrey Dahmer.
Except for the people who he did eat.
They are not a fan.
That's true.
But they don't have a vote.
But they're out.
They don't have a vote.
But many of us like the idea when we put our head to the pillow that someone's getting eaten.
Well, here's the deal.
Some, that's true.
He did eat people, yes.
But according to him, he was not a racist.
And he did not choose them because they were BIPOC.
Right.
So it was fun to watch Jeffrey Dahmer go, hey, hey, I'm not a bad guy.
I hope there's so many Dahmer costumes this Halloween.
I hope people are not dissuaded.
I hope people stand up for their rights.
I hope people just tell the fucking people, fuck you, I'm Jeffrey Dahmer.
Now, if you are dressed as Jeffrey Dahmer, here's, I will just say this as sort of a safety warning, like they do on television.
Make sure the Halloween party you're going to is 100% white.
It's got to be white.
You don't want to show up at your black friend's party as Jeffrey Dahmer.
It's got to be white.
It's got to be a white Milwaukee party.
Yeah, you don't want.
I don't dress up.
You do maybe a family costume, but I have not dressed up in years.
I don't really dress up.
Before I was married, I did not dress up.
Yeah, I just didn't.
I grew up throwing eggs and getting eggs drunk.
Yeah, that's kind of what we did in the suburbs.
I wasn't really a guy that dressed up, but now you're trick-or-treating.
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Now wholesome.
Now I'm just under the will of the autocrat that is my wife.
I'm glad we figured out the Iran and Russia.
Yeah, the Persians.
They're Persian.
You're welcome, everybody.
Yeah, they want to be referred to as Persian.
Yeah, well, you're welcome, everybody, for figuring that out.
We figured that out.
We figured that out.
Great opportunity for the shampoo industry to get in there and support the revolution.
Well, everything's going to be, and I know that we make jokes about it, but I think everything really is going to be what company likes your cause and what company can promote your cause.
Do they pitch causes like we pitch shows?
100%.
They go in there and they go Iranian Revolution.
100%.
They go, I have an idea.
There's a one-legged Palestinian girl who throws the shot put.
There's 100%.
They go and they have meetings and they try to...
Remember Malala?
Yeah.
I remember her.
They come and go.
Yeah.
They come and go.
There's that woman.
Remember Emma Gonzalez with the shaved head from Parkland?
Yes.
They come and go.
Ellian Gonzalez comes and goes.
Come and goes.
Elliot Page comes and goes.
Comes and goes.
Comes back.
And comes back.
And comes back.
Yeah.
Wow.
By the way, wouldn't she be a perfect Joan of Arc if they make that movie?
He.
Sorry.
He.
He would absolutely, they would be a great Joan of Arc, no matter what gender they identified as.
And I would support it and see it.
Yeah.
I would see it.
If he is not cast as Joan of Arc, it's a criminal.
It'll be criminal and it'll be a problem.
It's, well, is this, is Joan of Arc going to happen?
Well, the whole thing is that there was a big movement that she's trans.
I mean, sorry.
He's trance.
Who is he?
Joan of Arc was a guy.
Is that what they're saying?
Yeah, they're mad because they don't want Joan Of Arc to be portrayed as a woman, because they're saying he was a he and he wanted he was, or he was one of the first.
It makes, it makes sense.
It makes sense.
So they say they don't want people talking about Joan Of Arc anymore as a she because it was clear that she was trance.
Joan Of Arc is a he is a he.
Okay, that was a big thing in the news recently.
John Of Arc John Of Arc was a also.
She wasn't she.
Abraham Lincoln was gay.
Abraham Lincoln was also a vampire killer.
Is that true?
Yeah, according to the movie.
Oh, yeah.
Well listen folks, where can people find you and all the things you're doing?
You can find me on Parlor the Greek the Greek church.
You can find me the Greek church.
You can find me on Parlor.
You can find me on only fans.
That's such a great dichotomy.
Yeah, you can see me on true Social Parlor ONLY fans.
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The conservative media landscape with the new apps is wild.
They just eat each other.
They're interesting.
Yeah, I can't wait to when Kanye buys it, what he does with it, he's buying.
Are they gonna let him buy it?
Of course they're gonna let him buy it.
Are they gonna let the guy that owns the app scream about the Jews?
Parlor don't care.
Yeah.
Bar.
Yeah.
Who owns Parliament?
Parlor's like a fun, like you're at the parlor with a bunch of guys.
Who found it's like Steve Bannon's right?
I have no idea.
He needs somebody to watch it while he's in prison.
Yeah.
He's going away for a couple of months.
I can't imagine that Kanye is going to be able to just buy it.
Well, according, they have a deal on paper, I think.
Yeah.
Who's excited about that?
Even executives at Parlor have to go, like, who's really excited about an upcoming business deal with Kanye West.
The idea is more sexy even to Kanye than the execution.
Yeah.
Because once he gets on there, nobody really.
It's Musk with Twitter.
He's like, I'll save Twitter.
It's like, you're not going to save Twitter.
Twitter had a moment.
But Twitter's moment's over.
Like everything else.
Like Twitter at a moment.
It was really dying before Trump.
Trump brought it back.
Everything then was the result of it all trickled down from Trump on Twitter.
Everything, everything I did, everything anyone did, whether it was a video or a tweet, it all was kind of in this universe created by the fact that you had this crazy wild guy on Twitter, Donald Trump.
Once he's gone, even if he comes back, the moment's over.
Twitter itself seems to not carry as much social weight as it used to.
He is really sort of the Frankenstein of our culture.
Yes.
I mean, you know, it's ironic that Hollywood hates him so much because they created him.
Well, they made him.
What's amazing about him to me is he's indefatigable.
He's starving.
He won't stop.
Yeah.
He won't stop.
There's no signs of stopping.
And his people don't care what they throw at him.
No.
Documents.
He had the fucking nuke codes in the buffet at Mar-a-Lago.
None of it matters.
No, I think it's because they also want a lot of his people want the world to end.
Yeah.
They're ready.
They're ready for the fight.
They're ready for the rapture.
They're ready.
So anything where people go, yeah, he's going to, he'll destroy the world.
They go, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
At least.
But we want to win.
Yeah.
I think he just knows what America's about.
He's like, I don't care whether I'm right or wrong, what I did, what's true or not.
I don't care.
As long as I'm there, as long as I'm wild, the media will cover.
He knows the media.
He knows the media.
You just made a great point.
He knows what America's about.
He knows what America's about.
And it's like, as long as I'm there and I'm wild.
Hey, look, you could even chop up and eat a whole bunch of people.
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Yeah.
America will make you a star.
You're going to be a star.
You're a star.
And people are going to want to dress up as you.
Yeah, because you rose above the rest.
Yes.
And did something.
And you did something.
And that's why it's not so easy to just say, oh, we shouldn't glorify someone like Jeffrey Dahmer because no matter what you do, inevitably he's going to be glorified, no matter what you do.
It's what we're interested in.
And that's what I hope people don't lose that because it's really, it's a beautiful story with some not so nice parts.
I mean, what's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and like a guy who kills one person unevently compared to Jeffrey Dahmer?
I'll tell you the difference.
The difference is lack of grind.
The difference is Netflix.
Right.
Giannis Pappas, everybody.
Where can they get tickets?
Just go to GiannisPappasComedy.com.
I'll be in Austin.
No.
Yeah, I'll be in Austin.
Lucky.
I'm going to Republican Hollywood.
Lucky.
November 11th and 12th.
Are you going to swim in the lake?
I'm going to swim in the lake.
Yeah.
I'm going to try to go and get a bacteria in my vagina.