The Tim Dillon Show - 283 - Joe Rogan

Jan. 11, 2022 - The Tim Dillon Show

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283 - Joe Rogan

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Weird Spots With Celebrities 00:01:56
	Joe Rogan, thank you for coming.
	Your first podcast.
	My pleasure, Tim Glenn.
	Thank you for having me.
	I like the way you do this.
	We come to your studio.
	It's easy.
	We sit here, we do it.
	Jamie has to work extra.
	He's not happy about it.
	Jamie's happy.
	But that's okay.
	That's all right.
	Thank you for letting me do.
	We wanted to follow up Lex Friedman with somebody bigger and that person is you.
	And then, and it's, it's, I wanted to ask you, because it's been, you know, We were just talking about the Hamptons and how crazy people go when they have an insane amount of money.
	Yeah.
	You've done very well in the last, forever, but in the last year.
	Yeah.
	Do you, is it weird as a comic, the types of people that you can be around now?
	Or...
	It's weird I'll get like messages from celebrities, like random celebrities, usually about COVID advice.
	Right.
	Like I get no bullshit.
	I've helped like dozens of people that I've never brought their names up, like famous actors, musicians, to just contact me for COVID advice.
	Interesting.
	Yeah, that's weird.
	But it's also weird that they can just, they know I know them and I'm famous too.
	So like I've reached this weird spot where I feel comfortable meeting famous people.
	Like hi, fellow famous person.
	Whereas I was plagued by imposter syndrome like for forever.
	Like and I would get real weird around actual celebrities.
	I'm like, ah, I got to run to the store.
	Right.
	Hang out with the freaks.
	But now you're cool with it.
	I'm just more accustomed to it, I guess.
	But the money thing and the celebrity thing and all that stuff, it is odd.
	And it's not good for a comedian.
	Comedians are best off known, but not too famous.
	Right.
	Because you get too famous and then you get scrutiny from people who aren't even really fans.
	And they start picking about your material or looking for where you've aired on the PC side.
Handling Fame And Scrutiny 00:03:11
	Right.
	You know, where you're not woke or where this is.
	What do you think that is with comics where if they get too much money or if they get too big, a lot of them lose their mind.
	A lot of them have real big problems.
	Well, famous people lose their mind.
	Right.
	It's just a totally unnatural state of existence.
	Right.
	Where everywhere you go, people know you and they're all happy to see you.
	Right.
	And then you also surround yourself with a bunch of people that don't tell you the truth.
	That's pretty common.
	Right.
	And you got to find a way to mitigate that or you'll go insane.
	You have to have something you do that's like an absolute thing, whether it's a workout thing or you play chess or you fucking, you know, whatever it is.
	You have to have something that you do that's really difficult.
	Yeah.
	That doesn't give a fuck if you're famous.
	Right.
	If you don't have, like, I look at it literally like it's an exercise for maintaining sanity.
	Like this, you have to brush your teeth, you have to go work out.
	Right.
	But it's not just you work out to be healthy.
	It's also workout because it's so hard to do that everything else seems easier.
	Right.
	Over the last year, you've kind of become, is this the most heat you've ever taken for a position?
	From a COVID, about the vaccine and stuff like that.
	Because I know that the trans MMA thing was big, but it didn't feel this big.
	Well, the trans MMA thing was big, but it wasn't valid.
	It was people that don't want any criticism whatsoever about trans people.
	And I was like, look, I don't have a problem with trans people.
	I have a problem with someone pretending that they're a biological woman and fighting women.
	Once you say you're trans and everybody says, okay, I'll fight her, fine.
	I'm fine with that.
	And in fact, MMA is one of the best places for that because you know exactly who your opponent is.
	Unlike this swimmer.
	Was it UPenn?
	Is that what it is?
	I don't know.
	Whatever the swimmer is that's like lapping all these biological women.
	Right.
	That's fucked.
	Right.
	Because they don't have a choice.
	They have to compete.
	Fighting is you're more of an expert in fighting than many things, right?
	You put your knowledge of fighting up there and the knowledge of advantages that a biological male has over a female.
	You're a giant.
	The advantages of giant, and I don't think they go away in two years of hormone treatments and sort of it's it's too much of an advantage.
	But if a woman is a biological woman who wants to compete against a trans woman, I have zero problems.
	And there was a situation like that recently.
	Yeah.
	I had no comment about it.
	Right.
	It's basically some regional level fighters, and one was trans, and she was a former Navy SEAL, like fucking super jack.
	Right.
	She used to look like a savage.
	Yeah.
	And then became a woman and fought MMA.
	Right.
	But apparently it was a good fight, too.
	She almost lost in the first round, won in the second round.
	I don't care.
	Right.
	My issue is not, it's not an anti-trans position.
	It's like you can't pretend that that's fair that you don't tell someone that you were a biological male for 30 fucking years.
	So 30 fucking years of having testosterone pulsing through your system and strengthening your tendons and your muscles and changing the way your mind works.
	It's a different mind for a female.
Vaccines, Antibodies, And Truths 00:16:08
	Absolutely.
	So that was a lot of fun.
	That was a big one.
	But it was more like, I realize that people will distort your perceptions on things or your positions on things.
	This is different.
	This is like the government gets mad at me.
	Right.
	Like, this is crazy.
	This is the most about me.
	I think I've ever seen a private individual take outside of like somebody who's leaking secrets or something, right?
	I mean, this is a pretty, now obviously you're fine.
	They're not, you know, they're not disappearing you, right?
	But in terms of just criticism, you know, you know, Fauci and the, you know, people have addressed you personally.
	You know, like the media has kind of gone after you personally.
	Does it affect you at all being in the midst of this shitstorm on the level you're in it, which is pretty, you're pretty central?
	Well, it has to affect you because you're aware of it.
	If you're aware of it, it has an effect on you.
	The question is, do you change the way you operate?
	Like, do I decide that now I'm going to play it safe and I'm going to just have podcasts with athletes or comedians and just talk about silly things?
	Right.
	I could do that.
	Right.
	I could just decide to bail out of it.
	Or I could just do exactly what I want to do and do exactly what got me here in the first place.
	So that's what I do.
	Yeah.
	I'm aware of it, but I'm like, I know what's going on too.
	You know, what's going on, one of the reasons why they go after me is that they realize I have a lot of influence.
	Another reason why is because they need a boogeyman.
	Like the mainstream media needs a Trump.
	They need someone.
	Right.
	Because on their own, the problem is a lot of it is editorial opinion pieces by morons.
	Like they're really dull-minded folks.
	These are not the brightest.
	Look, the reason why they got there in the first place is not because they're these courageous pioneering thinkers who have like compassionate, intelligent views in the world.
	No, they have followed narratives.
	They read teleprompters and they say things that align with whatever the ideology is of their network.
	Right.
	So that's what they do.
	Do you have people that disagree with you on this issue that, and I'm sure you do, that you respect?
	Yeah.
	That you go, Sam Harris, somebody like that.
	People that go, I feel you, because it's a big issue and it's like a life or death thing.
	It's an important issue.
	People have very strong feelings about it.
	Do you, like, obviously there's a lot of disingenuous people in the media that are doing it for clicks, but do you have people in your own life who this is kind of, I don't want to say a rift, but like, have you fallen out with people over it?
	Or have you, okay.
	Yeah, yeah, definitely.
	Yeah, it's controversial.
	But at this point, particularly when I see the way the government's behaving, the suppression of monoclonal antibodies, the demonizing of generic treatments that are available, whether it's hydroxychloroquine or ivermectin, there's a concerted effort to demonize treatments that many, many, many doctors are using and many countries are using.
	There's fuckery going on, man.
	Sure.
	And then it's brought to you by Pfizer.
	If you watch the root of this fuckery, it's real clear.
	And so I'm pretty confident in what I'm saying.
	I'm not saying that you shouldn't get vaccinated, and I'm not saying that vaccines don't have a positive benefit for a lot of people.
	They most certainly do.
	A lot of people who got COVID who were vaccinated, it was way better for them than not being vaccinated.
	That's a fact.
	Another fact is there's treatments that are available that could stop it dead in its tracks, particularly monoclonal antibodies.
	The Biden administration is doing their very fucking best to make it really hard to get monoclonal antibodies.
	And according to Peter McCullough, Dr. Peter McCullough, who's the most published physician in history in his field, the most published ever.
	He's a rock-solid physician without ever having any controversy in his career up until COVID.
	He says there's enough monoclonal antibodies for the entire country.
	He's like, they're doing their best to try to prevent this because if you get that monoclonal antibodies, it stops COVID dead in its tracks.
	So why wouldn't I?
	Early treatment with monoclonal antibodies knocks it dead.
	It did it with you.
	It did it with me.
	Right.
	So then why not go that route?
	Now, I know Pfizer's making money.
	They want to vaccinate people.
	They want universal vaccination.
	You could ascribe, you could say there's all sorts of sinister motives for that.
	Sure.
	You could say they don't want a control group.
	They want the entire country vaccinated.
	So if health problems happen, there's no one to compare it to.
	There's a lot of things that you could say.
	You could say that this is just a gigantic money grab, that they have some sort of a very close relationship with the pharmaceutical companies that manufacture the vaccines.
	I don't know what the fuck it is.
	But I do know that there are treatments.
	And in a sane world, you would be pursuing all these treatments.
	They wouldn't just send you home and say they can't give you ivermectin.
	They can't give you anything else.
	They just come back when your pulse, your blood oxygen level drops below 92.
	That's not normal.
	That's not normal with any other disease.
	Right.
	When they have off-label treatments that are available that people are using, and there are randomized controlled trials that show that they work.
	I don't know if they fucking work or not.
	I'm a moron.
	I'm not a doctor.
	I'm not an epidemiologist.
	I'm not a virologist.
	But the ones that I've talked to that are, that have treated thousands of people, they tell you time and time again that these are effective methods.
	They point to Uttar Pradesh in India that's knocked it out using entirely this combination of ivermectin and a few other off-label drugs.
	They point to all these different countries all around the world that have experienced very low rates of COVID.
	And they say, why does Japan use ivermectin?
	Why do all these other countries use it?
	Why is CNN pretending it's veterinary medication when more people have taken ivermectin than there are horses on planet earth?
	Right.
	It's fucking nuts.
	But the media has clearly attacked you using a playbook that has only made them look very disingenuous.
	And you've, I think, more people's eyes have been opened by the media lying about things you've said or misrepresenting ivermectin as horse medication, things like that.
	In terms of, I think one of the criticisms that people have had is they've said, like, why not bring on people that are more pro-vaccinated?
	I have.
	So you put on.
	Sanjay Gupta.
	Well, I had him on.
	I had Rhonda Patrick on.
	I had a conversation with her about it.
	In the early days of the podcast, I had Michael Osterholm, who is an infectious disease expert.
	I had Peter Hotez, who's a vaccine expert.
	Right.
	Quite a few of them on.
	The thing is, like over time, I've noticed that the mainstream narrative is being guided in a way where everybody steps in line and people are ignoring all these other things that we talked about.
	They're ignoring the suppression of monoclonal antibodies.
	They're ignoring the suppression of treatments.
	There's a lot of shit going on.
	Have any of those dudes reached out to come back on again?
	Or have they like Ostrahom or people like that?
	Is it weird?
	Because also people bring up this whole thing that you have where you go, listen, I'm not.
	anti-vax, right?
	I'm not.
	You have a whole thing where you talk about like that a lot of people that are against all vaccinations are historically, you know, they, you know, they've been proven wrong.
	Like we've stamped out a lot of diseases.
	What about like the because I would wonder because this isn't a vaccine.
	Right.
	No, no, no, sure.
	It's gene therapy.
	That's part of the problem.
	It's kind of an experimental thing.
	Yeah.
	I mean, the experiment is massive now.
	It's billions and billions of people worldwide.
	Right.
	But it's essentially experimental in terms of long-term health consequences.
	So I wonder about guys that, because they don't seem like bad people, Ostrahoma, guys like that, right?
	Well, they've never been bad people.
	They've never been bad people.
	And are they just looking at, well, all these people, a lot of them are faring better with the vaccine if they get COVID?
	So they're not looking at the other adverse effects.
	There's a bunch of things you could say.
	I mean, it's a lot of it's speculation.
	But again, there's a lot of people that benefit from being vaccinated.
	That's a fact.
	Right.
	There's also people that have horrible reactions to the vaccine.
	That's a fact, too.
	There's a lot going on.
	And when you're only allowed to look at one group of one example of evidence and not another example, like a positive example versus a negative example.
	That's not good for anybody.
	No, it's not.
	It just sucks for me that I'm stuck in this weird position.
	You're in this crazy position as a comedian, MMA commentator, podcaster, but the show has become such a massive, I mean, they put out numbers the other day.
	I mean, you're the leading media figure.
	How?
	Right now.
	How dumb is that?
	Well, that's why I know.
	That's why I'm not sure.
	I think I should be.
	I was so mad that you were, and I called my producer and I fired him.
	I had to rehire him because I couldn't find anyone else.
	But I was so angry because I don't have guests.
	And that's what a real media person should do.
	I have no interest in anyone's opinion.
	Just like my mother, who's a schizophrenic.
	She never had to have anyone over to have a good time.
	And that's the way I do.
	But you now have a crazy amount of people listening.
	Do you feel, because people are going to guilt you.
	People try to go, somebody didn't get vaccinated and they died of COVID.
	And they try to go, that's Joe Rogan's fault.
	This is what people say.
	That's what they say?
	Well, that's what they say.
	I mean, this is their whole thing, right?
	This is what I would say.
	Why didn't the doctors give them treatment?
	Why didn't the doctors get them monoclonal antibodies?
	Were they denied monoclonal antibodies?
	Did they request them?
	Did they know about them?
	Right.
	You know, why didn't they get IV vitamin drip infusions?
	Why didn't they get NAD?
	Is that available?
	Yeah.
	Isn't that available?
	That seems like, especially IV vitamin drips.
	That shit's very available.
	We know that high-level vitamin drips, whether it's with, especially with C, D, zinc, glutathione, all those things are like hugely beneficial to any kind of disease people have.
	For sure.
	And I've got them, I've got them like as just a health remedy for the last few years.
	And every time I do it, it feels fucking crazy.
	And you know people personally that have had problems with the vaccine.
	I know quite a few now.
	Now I know over 15 people that have had like serious side effects of the vaccine.
	Yeah, both men and women, menstrual issues, menstrual issues, strokes, neurological disorders, chronic fatigue.
	So what's a neurological dissident?
	Your whole body shaking.
	Jesus.
	Yeah.
	And you can't do anything about it.
	Like weird ones, man.
	The thing is, when you're vaccinating, to be fair, you're vaccinating hundreds of millions of people in this country alone.
	You're going to get adverse side effects on any medication.
	The thing is, if you look at only that group, like if you vaccinate 100 million people, they think that the adverse side effects, and they don't really know because the VARES report, it's kind of, it's very underreported, and it's also, it's hard to see whether or not it's 100% accurate.
	I don't know how much they investigate each individual one.
	Right.
	But if you, they seem to think that at a low number, like a conservative number, it's like one per 1,000.
	So if you vaccinate a million people, you're going to have a lot of people that have adverse side effects.
	You vaccinated 100 people, you're going to have a lot.
	So this is what we're dealing with.
	Yeah.
	And that doesn't get any play.
	It doesn't.
	They suppress it.
	There was a kid on TikTok that had myocarditis, and he was a high school kid, like an athlete, and he was in the hospital, and it got millions and millions of plays.
	And they removed it from TikTok because it doesn't fit the narrative.
	Like, that's what's fucked.
	That's really an indication of a much larger problem.
	Yes.
	The problem is they think they're doing good.
	I mean, the 13-year-old got it and died a day later.
	Quite a few.
	There's a few kids that unfortunately, you know, have passed away.
	Yes.
	I have a friend, and one of his good friend's daughter got it.
	She was 14 years old and just immediately respiratory failure.
	They put her in the ICU.
	She's fucked.
	You know, there was one of the girls in the trials that was 13 years old.
	It's confined to a wheelchair for the rest of her life.
	And you can't sue?
	Not that suing would matter when it's your child.
	No, you can't.
	That's part of what's going on.
	The emergency use authorization.
	It exempts them from any.
	And you're talking about these companies that have always historically lied about adverse side effects in order to make profit.
	They've done it with Viox.
	They've done it with a bunch of other drugs in the past.
	Pfizer is like one of the most fined companies.
	The Russian vaccine, Sputnik, is actually the best vaccine.
	It's supposed to be very good.
	It's actually the best vaccine.
	It's crazy.
	And nobody's talking about it.
	It's supposed to be very good, too.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	The Cuban one's supposed to be actually.
	Lex Friedman is an ⁇ you know Lex is an agent of Russia.
	He works for Russia.
	He definitely does.
	And he's here in America now.
	I think he's related to Putin.
	Yeah, he certainly is his son.
	Lex Friedman is the son of Putin and Ghislaine Maxwell.
	His real name's Damien.
	Keep it on the low.
	But he was talking about Sputnik, and I researched Sputnik, and Sputnik is actually good.
	Could you, instead of with the ivermectin, just pitch Sputnik?
	Well, that way it can divert the people that are angry at you and you go, all right, I'll give you a vaccine.
	Get the best.
	Let's get the Russian one.
	It's the best one.
	Get Sputnik.
	The Cuban one.
	What's the Cuban one called?
	Do we have?
	I don't know.
	It's a good question.
	James.
	There's a new one that's coming out, apparently, that is an inert version of the virus, like an old school vaccine.
	So that's what you want.
	Well, I don't know, man.
	I mean, is that good?
	Is that nobody knows?
	Well, here's the thing, man.
	What about treatments?
	What about these fucking treatments?
	How good is this Pfizer pill that's coming out?
	How good is the Merck pill that's coming out?
	Maybe that's the way.
	Maybe they're great.
	Maybe a good thing to do is get the natural antibodies from an infection and have a really effective treatment.
	And also, you're right about this.
	You can't have the body positivity shed.
	No.
	Where you tell people you can be fat and that it's great for you.
	You shouldn't demonize fat people, but you should also be very honest with them about you're making a choice.
	Just like when you become a comedian, you're making a choice.
	It may not work.
	Statistically, it won't, but you can try and good luck, right?
	It's like you become an actor, an artist, whatever.
	Being fat is kind of similar to that, where it's like, it's probably not going to work long term.
	It's even worse with COVID, apparently, because there's something about COVID that targets fat.
	It does.
	Yeah.
	And they've shown significant numbers of people that are in the ICU that are overweight.
	It's one of the worst things.
	And in the beginning, they weren't as honest with that as they are now.
	Well, that's the thing.
	It's like there's things that upset people.
	And so because they know those things upset people, they don't talk to them.
	They decide not to talk about it.
	And, you know, body shaming is one of those things.
	Right.
	But it's true that you have a much higher risk of having adverse reaction to COVID, hospitalization, death if you're a fatty boom baddie.
	Yeah, I think if we're really lucky, these Merck pills or the Pfizer pills are excellent.
	And then also this Omicron, you know, I've heard, I have a friend who's a biologist who's talking to me about this.
	He goes, essentially what this is, is a live vaccine.
	It's a vaccine that's burning through the population.
	It's not, he's saying it's not good to get it.
	I'm not saying it's good to get it.
	What I'm saying is it's a respiratory virus, and it's almost inevitable that people are going to get it because of the infectious rate of it.
	It's super infectious.
	Right.
	And because it's super contagious, rather, this disease is probably going to get everybody who hasn't gotten COVID yet.
	What's interesting is that nobody in Hollywood's vaccinated.
	Nobody talks about it.
	We know a bunch of actors.
	None of them are vaccinated, right?
	Really?
	None of them.
	You mean they hide it?
	They hide it.
	They have fake vaccine cards.
	We've been told this by facetious.
	No, A lot of Hollywood actors are not doing it because, you know, they're younger.
	A lot of them, they're healthier.
	They have access to really good treatment, this, that, and the other thing.
	They don't trust the narrative, whatever.
	They're just not.
	And, you know, outwardly, they're not talking about it, right?
	Yeah.
	Like, think of how many Hollywood celebrities went hard for Black Lives Matter.
	Now, think about how many of them went hard for the vaccine.
	Not a lot.
	There's just not a lot of Hollywood people.
Hollywood's Hidden Vaccine Cards 00:11:19
	He went hard, but that's his job.
	Is it?
	Well, he's, yeah, he's a puppet.
	I mean, that's like literally the marionette.
	The most puppety thing I think I've ever seen.
	Well, he's a guy that took the $25 million a year, which I get.
	If somebody pays me $25 million a year, they give him a lot of money.
	And he was getting no ratings.
	And then Trump came in and he goes, I will, my aunt loves Stephen Colbert.
	You know, she's in her 60s or late 50s.
	She has three or four autoimmune disorders.
	She's self-diagnosed.
	She drinks white Zinfandel and she sits in her chair.
	She has a loveless marriage.
	And she stares at the TV.
	And Stephen Colbert comes on and he goes, Trump's evil and the Republicans are evil.
	And she cheers and smacks her seal-like paws together.
	And this is how she's going to spend the rest of her life.
	And I have another aunt who does the same thing, but she's a QAnon retardant.
	She watches Laura Ingram.
	And her husband and her are like, you know, it's a loveless, you know, marriage.
	And she just sits in her chair drinking wine, watching Laura Ingram and Tucker Carlson.
	So people at a certain age, I think when they've given up on everything else in life, they get very political.
	Yeah, that does happen.
	This seems to give them meaning.
	Gives them something to do.
	Well, they watch their tribe go to war.
	That's like, well, people are into football teams.
	That's right.
	You know, fucking go buccaneers.
	Right, right.
	It's crazy.
	They paint their chest.
	Yes.
	They go insane.
	It's their team.
	And if your team loses, they get devastated.
	Do you, as a highly productive person, look at people like that and go, they're just lower life forms?
	Because I'm not even nearly as productive as you when I look at them like that.
	And I do a hundredth of maybe a thousandth of what you do.
	And I look at them and I go, they're like zombies.
	Their bodies and minds have been taken over.
	Well, they got, it's a trap.
	Right.
	It's like if you watch, you ever watch people play three-card money in New York?
	Yes.
	And you go, oh, you fucking dummy.
	Yeah.
	You're going to get sucked into that?
	Yeah.
	Like you'll get sucked into all these things.
	Right.
	You know, it's what I say about like if you get really invested in politics.
	Voting for president is probably a lot like rooting on pro wrestling.
	That's right.
	It might make you feel better.
	Right.
	But I don't know how much it really affects the outcome.
	Yeah.
	And they're trying to pull that back as much as possible now.
	I mean, if you look at Biden, who's clearly, you know, this act didn't get passed.
	Even the Democrats are going, this guy is out of it.
	Even people that voted for him are going, hey, something's wrong.
	It's clear to see that the will of the people gets subverted a lot in many different ways.
	Sure.
	And the people who end up running the show are not necessarily representative of what the public wants.
	And how do you, I don't know that you fix that.
	I don't know if you fix that either.
	So unfortunately, it's just you end up adopting this kind of cynical position that you can only really take care of yourself, your family, your community.
	You can donate money.
	You can be altruistic in many different ways.
	But as far as the government, it seems like an unsolvable problem.
	It's definitely complex and it's moving in the wrong direction.
	You know, I've been paying attention to these companies that are buying up affordable housing.
	Yeah.
	Like BlackRock and Zillow.
	Yeah, that's scary.
	It is scary.
	It's scary because if they can move the entire country into renting, like nobody can own anything.
	Well, that's what they want to do.
	Right.
	That's what I'm saying.
	They don't want anyone to own anything.
	If you get a giant majority of the population that are just renters, that don't ever own property, they never have their own real home.
	Yeah.
	And then you make sure that you control their wage because you have massive corporations, whether it's Target or Amazon or whatever, and they limit the amount of possible growth you have within a company.
	Yeah.
	And there was that article, you'll own nothing and be happy in 2030.
	That is wild.
	And this is, you know, kind of, you know, when you look at a lot of these think tanks and, you know, groups of very powerful interests, when you look at the kind of world they want, they would like to get rid of things like car ownership.
	Yes, I've been seeing that too.
	They want to get rid of home ownership.
	They want people to all be on the grid in a major way.
	They want surveillance, you know, cradle to grave, 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
	Social credit systems.
	Yeah, and the only thing that's left to do seems to be to get in with them so that when they're doing this to everyone, you're with them.
	Yeah, you're on the right side of the place.
	Because here's the problem.
	People are marching into this willingly.
	They're like marching into it.
	It's like my aunt or the other aunt.
	Like people, as long as their team wins, they don't really care what rights they lose and what things end up looking like.
	Yeah, they don't.
	There's a lot of people that don't.
	And they're so tribal that if the right-wing people want something, they want the opposite of that, even if it kills them.
	And so I think that there's a lot of exaggerated positions by people that take up these really like amplified right-wing positions.
	And it's probably like Russian trolls or Chinese trolls or something like that.
	And they take up these positions, which force the people on the left to get even more crazy with their Marxist ideas and leftist ideas.
	They turn it up.
	They're being played.
	They turn it up.
	And very few people are autonomous.
	Very few people have their own like...
	Well, we're also a silly country now.
	So we have kids in the suburbs calling themselves Maoists, unironically.
	In these leafy green suburbs.
	And then we have the alt-right, and it's the same kids, and they want a return to the Holy Roman Empire.
	And these are children running around the suburbs that are online all day, venerating these genocidal dictators and going, this is a good idea.
	It's a silly country, and there's a lot of problems.
	And you know, one of the first indications that I saw that this was coming was when comics stopped doing colleges.
	Interesting.
	Yeah.
	Because as soon as you lose the younger people, the comics are like, dude, they're too fucking politically correct.
	It's too annoying.
	I don't want to do this.
	They don't have any world experience, and their ideas are preposterous.
	And, you know, they don't want any.
	They're like the first to say no one should own property.
	They're the first to say that we need a redistribution of wealth.
	Right.
	And we need.
	Which a little bit of is good.
	But you don't want all of it.
	Income equality.
	Because then why make money?
	Income equality is a crazy statement.
	Of course.
	Because should people make more money?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	They definitely should.
	Sure.
	If you look at a corporation that's making fucking untold billions of dollars, and then you go down to the bottom of the chain and people are in dire poverty that are working for that company and that company is benefiting substantially in that person's balance is way off.
	The balance is way off.
	And those people have no leverage.
	Yes.
	That's where unions come into play.
	That's why it's important.
	But that's why Jeff Bezos recently with Amazon, like he's taking the photos with the girl.
	He's enjoying it.
	At least the Amazon employees, even though they don't have food or healthcare, can look at him and go, he's having fun.
	Do you know what I mean?
	Whereas a Warren Buffett, he's just in Omaha having sex with kids quietly and worshiping Satan.
	Is that what he's doing?
	Come on.
	Who lives in Omaha?
	He has a billion dollars.
	He drinks a lot of Coca-Cola.
	He's got $100 billion.
	He lives in Omaha.
	Why?
	Because he likes.
	He lives in a small house.
	He says he likes Dairy Queen.
	Let's cut it out.
	But Bezos, at least, he's on a raft with these whores in the middle of the ocean.
	At least that inspires people.
	That's his girlfriend.
	I think it's actually his girlfriend.
	Yeah.
	She's really pretty.
	She's pretty in an interesting way.
	What does that mean?
	There's a shapeliness to her that she seems threatening.
	Like an animal.
	She looks like an agent.
	Kind of like somebody that would play an agent in a movie, which is interesting because she probably is an agent in real life.
	Well, she's a sod agent or something.
	She's dated a lot of other people.
	She's had children.
	I think she's American.
	Well, God bless her.
	And she's making good choices.
	I always tell women, if you can, marry a billionaire, right?
	Marry.
	Marry a wealthy dude.
	Hang in there for a couple of years.
	That's way better than working at Ammo.
	It's to marry someone who will, who they make money by destroying themselves while you enjoy it, which is many relationships that I know.
	A woman will enjoy the fruits of a man's labor.
	He will destroy himself and she will kind of enjoy the money.
	Right.
	But Bezos, I believe, is retired.
	Well, he stepped down as a CEO.
	But it's kind of like Putin, right?
	Where they never really step down.
	Interesting.
	But my thing is like, when you have a country that's this silly, where comedy specials are people coming out making serious points, you have late-night hosts crying.
	You have, you know, the girl who threatened her mother on Dr. Phil is a legitimate star, right?
	Bad baby.
	Remember that woman?
	Oh, yeah.
	She threatened to kill her mother on TV.
	She's a star now.
	She has massive Instagram followers.
	Massive, massive.
	Where does this go?
	Right?
	Pictures of apes are selling for the cost of a Lamborghini.
	Our last president was the guy who hosted The Apprentice.
	And on his last day of office, a mob of lunatics ran into the Capitol to take selfies with fucking wigs on.
	It looked like a sketch I would do.
	Like, it really is.
	We're in like a fucking weird movie.
	Do you remember when you were a kid and you would hear about the last days of the Roman Empire?
	Yes.
	Where they were just like eating till they couldn't take anymore and then stubbing a feather in their mouth and throwing up and fucking everybody.
	Yes.
	That's us.
	And it's a name like that.
	It sounds good.
	It doesn't sound that bad.
	But it is funny as a comedian when you step back and you go like, this is really, really crazy stuff.
	It's crazy stuff.
	And the problem is, I don't see a good ending because if we fall in.
	The other problem is we have to compete with China.
	And China has this amazing ability to control their population through propaganda and intimidation and total censorship, which we're like moving in that kind of general direction, which is really scary because the one way we may be able to compete with China is to become more like China.
	Because otherwise, like they're so integrated.
	The government and their business is inexorable.
	They're connected.
	You cannot have a corporation where the government's not involved.
	Right.
	So the government makes decisions with the corporations that benefit the government and benefit the Chinese Communist Party, benefit the country in general.
	And we're on that path too.
	See military industrial contractors, pharma companies that kind of killed the Obama health care bill.
	They went in and rewrote that.
	And they were like, we don't want this.
	All their lobbyists had a lot of influence on that.
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	I mean, it's strange to really conceive of it as a reality as opposed to just a joke or a, you know, kind of a cynical aside.
	It actually does seem that we're in a stage of decline that's somewhat irreversible.
	Yeah.
	And it's hard not to be depressed.
	I think we've talked about this before.
	Douglas Murray, he talked about all the gender issues.
	Yes.
	He was on my podcast and he was saying that these gender issues where people were changing genders and swapping gender.
	He goes, that takes place in all civilizations that are collapsing.
	Now, why is that?
	I don't know.
	Is it people just get bored?
	I think it's when life gets very easy, people start looking for problems and they start looking to the structure of society and then looking to dissolve.
	Yeah.
	Because there are legitimate trans people, clearly.
	Clearly.
	Clearly, I know somebody who's trans who never speaks about it, lives as a woman, doesn't even know that I know.
	Great person.
	Born a man, now lives as a woman.
	Doesn't speak, lives as a woman, doesn't speak about, is like, she probably wouldn't even mind.
	Everyone now is such a fame whore.
	Well, I had Blair White on the podcast.
	Blair White.
	Who's as trans as you can get?
	You look at that and go, oh, I get it.
	So there's 100%.
	But then there's this other thing where people are going, I have green hair.
	Yeah.
	I'm trans or non-binary.
	And you go, wait a minute.
	Hold on a minute.
	You're a white female who goes to Wesleyan college.
	You're dating a guy.
	You're in a heterosexual relationship.
	You felt no oppression your entire life.
	Your dad works for Raytheon.
	Your mother's a pill addict.
	You go to school.
	This is Billy Joel song.
	You go to school and you figure out a way to not be the oppressor.
	Right, right, right.
	You go, I will be different now.
	It's true.
	And as a real faggot, you used to have to be a faggot to be a faggot.
	Like, you used to have to have sex with men.
	Or if you're a woman, you have sex with women.
	And people were supposed to, you know, be like, and there was some naturalness to that because like the reaction of people was that the thing that you were saying was real, right?
	And some people were like, it was harder for them to get behind.
	But you suffered legitimate oppression.
	You suffered legitimate oppression because the feelings you had were valid and real.
	Right.
	Not non-binary oppression.
	It was real.
	Like you were saying, I put a penis in my mouth and people were going, that's odd.
	And my father said that because that's odd.
	No, I'm kidding.
	He's fine with everything as long as he doesn't have to work harder.
	It's not a hard worker.
	But he, so the whole thing is this new thing has taken over the gay thing now.
	Yeah.
	So it's not really gay people.
	Right, it's fair.
	Gay people are kind of looked at as Nazis.
	Really?
	If you see two lesbians now, because lesbians usually own businesses, you know, they're usually capitalists.
	Most lesbians are capitalists and they're quite vicious.
	Really?
	They fire people.
	Oh, most lesbians are very competent people.
	Whereas a lot of gays, like Ellen.
	Ellen is a CEO.
	Truly.
	Yes.
	She has a real estate portfolio that's in excess of $100 million.
	I mean, the woman was a tyrant.
	Yeah.
	But she got things done.
	But now I think the gays and lesbians are like the normies of gays now.
	And there's a new crop of people coming in that don't really have any sex.
	They spend most of their time online.
	They're all like pansexual communist witches.
	And their main goal is to tweet about you.
	No one even fucks.
	They're really just tweeting about you.
	No one's even having dirty, sweaty, sinful sex in a motel room anymore.
	Everybody's on Reddit talking about you.
	It's a weird thing.
	It's weird for me.
	It's Birdcage, the movie.
	It was very fun.
	Yeah, I never watched it.
	It's great.
	Nichols and May wrote it.
	It's brilliantly funny.
	It's gay people in South Beach doing drugs, having sex and having fun.
	We are like the opposite of that.
	We are like in some sexless, autistic, horror hellscape where people just sit around and there's this weird like office politics, bureaucratic, like, you know, weird, like, you know, you made me upset.
	You made me upset.
	Like, I grew up with rent, where it was that show where people were like, we have AIDS, but let's have fun.
	Right.
	Let's do it.
	That was the theme of rent.
	It was like, we have AIDS, but let's not let it ruin the night.
	Yeah.
	And now people are just upset for all kinds of reasons.
	It's weird.
	And you don't really hate gay people.
	No, I don't hate anybody.
	Love you.
	Yes.
	No, you've hate anybody.
	You've been very good to me.
	Yeah, I do.
	Loving me is like golfing with Candace Owens and going, I love blacks.
	So, yo, I love everybody, man.
	I have no ill will towards any individual group.
	Right.
	Individual people.
	Yeah, of course.
	And silly people.
	How weird is it?
	The comedy's gotten weird.
	Like now at the comedy store, you have all these guys that have talked shit about you, right?
	Now, obviously, many of them are feeble and diabetic and dying.
	So it's not like they present a physical threat.
	I mean, many of them are not well.
	But if you were like, is it weird now with this community the way it is that's so splintered?
	Well, I don't know who's talking shit about me.
	I mean, the ones that do, if that is real, I left.
	I left.
	I brought a lot of the people here.
	Yeah.
	And it's better here.
	Right.
	Right.
	You know, and I think there's a lot of FOMO going on for sure.
	Yeah.
	But then there's also a lot of people that are trying to establish this new position on the food chain, which is one of the ways that you and I became friends.
	Right.
	Because I read the thing you wrote about Louie.
	Right.
	And I'm like, he fucking nailed it because that's exactly what it is.
Leaving Toxic Comedy Communities 00:08:51
	Now he's mediocre talents that are looking to attack Louie, who was at the time, and still is one of the best comics that's ever lived.
	One of the most brilliant comic minds that have ever lived.
	And so when they were attacking him, they weren't just attacking him because they thought that what he did was wrong.
	They were doing it because they wanted to establish that they want to stomp him down because he was.
	They didn't even know what he did.
	You know, like there was just this idea, this very kind of vague general idea of what had been out there and things like that.
	A lot of cowardice in comedy, man.
	Yeah, there's a lot of cowards.
	And there's a lot of people that take, they take some chances, but then they fucking think about them and they panic.
	And then they go back and they'll try to attack someone because they think it makes them feel like they're more protected because they're offensive.
	It's like, it's a wild time, man.
	Social media has flamed up everybody's mental illness.
	Like, anybody who had a little bit of mental illness, I just fucking threw buckets of fighter fluid on that shit.
	Would you have Fauci on the show?
	100%.
	Wow.
	100%.
	You don't think he'd come on, though, right?
	I don't think he'd come on, but if he did, I would request a real podcast.
	Like, you can't come on for 20 minutes.
	Like, we're going to talk for a few hours.
	What if he came here, sat down, got high, and was the greatest guest you've ever done?
	Awesome.
	What if he just admitted it?
	What if he's like, he'd be like, Joe, we're making fucking money about AIDS.
	Yeah.
	He goes, we're making money.
	We made money off AIDS.
	We made money off this.
	I've got his point.
	I'm coming clean.
	I'm 80.
	What the fuck?
	He goes, who gives a fuck?
	You jab them up.
	A couple of them fall down in a Walmart.
	You are entirely correct, Tim.
	That is exactly what I've been doing my entire career.
	He's going to tell you about repurposing HIV drugs.
	This was how we started the scam.
	Gain of function research.
	He just Obama shut it down, right?
	Yeah.
	Obama shut down gain of function research.
	Yeah.
	And he was like wary of the implications of 100% because he's fucking smart.
	He's a smart guy.
	You know, how bad do you miss him when you look at the presidents we've had since?
	I still do Coke with him, so I don't miss him at all.
	I would like to.
	I do Coke with him and his wife and my dad, bro.
	I like hilarious.
	Him and Bruce Springsteen.
	Bruce is a depressing.
	Because they have a bad podcast.
	I'd like to come in and spice it up.
	Oh, Bruce has a podcast?
	With Obama.
	No, he doesn't.
	It's terrible.
	That is why I should go on and show them how to do it.
	Like, stop.
	Yeah.
	Like, you know, how they get dance instructors that do like Dancy with the Stars?
	Yes.
	They think they're dancers.
	Yes.
	You know, like, oh, I'm a dancer.
	No, no, no, no.
	The real dancers are going to show you how to dance.
	Yeah.
	You and I should go.
	We show them how to fucking podcast.
	What the hell are those two talking about?
	Nonsense.
	Oh, God.
	It's nonsense.
	It's all like so, it's so aware of people who pay attention.
	Yeah.
	You're so aware of walking that line of acceptable narratives that nobody cares about it.
	Right.
	It doesn't work.
	It's crazy.
	It doesn't work.
	That's one thing about podcasts.
	The brilliant thing about it is because there's no real production and there's no real engineering where a bunch of people are like writing scripts and following that is that it's so raw that anything that's not like that doesn't work.
	Whereas like mainstream news is so produced that if you had raw on mainstream news, people are like, what the fuck kind of unprofessional shit is this?
	Like Bruce Springsteen's got to turn around to Obama during it and be like, so your wife's a man.
	Like someone has to someone has to liven it up with fun stuff like that, which isn't true, but it's a fun one.
	It's a weird one.
	That's a kid.
	It's a phenomenon.
	They believe that.
	They do believe that.
	They're hardcore.
	There's even a lot of people.
	Do you ever get people that are with you on the vax, but then want you to go much further?
	Oh, yeah.
	They're like, listen, the world's flat.
	Yeah, because they don't stop at the vax.
	No way.
	They go much further.
	Why would you?
	They go Hollow Earth.
	They go Hollow Earth.
	They go, the world is flat.
	Reptile people.
	Yeah, the Jews are in the cupboard.
	It's all Asian.
	Yeah, great research.
	Who knows what's real and what's not real?
	Right.
	You go down a list of all the things that Alex Jones predicted.
	Right.
	He didn't get a lot of them wrong.
	Well, he did it, but he did get a few of them wrong.
	He fucked up that Sandy Hood.
	One rhymes with Mandy Mook.
	And that's a real.
	That was a rough one.
	That's the problem on the bad one.
	Let's pretend that he never fucked that up because he was going through a rough time in his life.
	He was going through a rough time.
	He was drinking like crazy.
	He had essentially a psychotic break.
	I mean, he's really open about it.
	But my uncle went through a rough time.
	He just played golf through it.
	He didn't have a podcast.
	Sometimes you just, that's a great point.
	But sometimes you just got to go through the rough time without accusing kids of faking their death.
	Well, he wasn't accusing the kids of doing it.
	Accusing the parents.
	Whatever.
	He fucked up.
	He's a good man.
	The point is, if he didn't, if you just remove that, and then you look at all the things that he predicted that.
	Sir, he's right, about a lot of them.
	You got to look at a guy like people, like, why would you talk to a guy like that?
	Yeah.
	Because, first of all, I've known him for more than 20 years.
	He's my friend.
	He is a very nice guy.
	Right.
	He absolutely fucked up, but he'll tell you that he fucked up.
	Right.
	And people fuck up.
	And I think you got to be honest.
	He did not direct the people to do the harm.
	No.
	No.
	But these are just crazy.
	His fans are crazy.
	Some of his fans.
	Are what they call.
	They're a little off.
	I got news for you.
	Some of yours are off too, mine as well, know it.
	Yeah, I know it.
	No no, avoiding that.
	But the idea that you're responsible for the off people that listen to you and want to start screaming at Megan McCain stop fucking your dead dad.
	Well, that I tell them to do.
	I organize that.
	I have rallies, but you know what I'm saying.
	It's for sure people are crazy and if you put they wanted to find a conservative on the view, I said, let me go in there with the wig, I'll be the conservative that left.
	Does any woman even want to do that anymore?
	Nobody wants to do it anymore.
	Gat Timp, who was a libertarian on FOX.
	They were trying to go hard at her, but she's like I'm on Gut Feld.
	I'm on a show people watch.
	Who cares?
	They've turned that show into.
	What they've done is they've made it so that all they do is fight, right.
	All they do is scream and yell.
	All they do is get upset at people.
	It's all negative, it's all demeaning, it's all insulting.
	Yeah, they've just gotten to this point where the show has just got this feel of it.
	You only watch to see who they're mad at right?
	No, it's.
	It's a horrible, horrible experience for anyone watching or participating in it.
	Truly, this is what's wrong with it.
	If you got five friends yeah, that just wanted to talk about things like that and they didn't have time limits and they didn't have like, all these constraints that are put on a show like that hinder the the possibility of it being good.
	You know this, oh for sure.
	All the people in the audience.
	That's a problem, because you're playing to the audience, yeah.
	Then you have the fact that you have a commercial coming up at 45 seconds.
	You got to make your point and then these other bitches are trying to chime in.
	You gotta talk over them, but they can't find a female conservative.
	No, I think they're gonna have to use that grandma who was yelling at the Sandy Hook parents I forget her name.
	The one who was like, prove it, you dumb fuck, but she, she's a q, who's a q?
	Anon grandma I forget her name, Ben knows her name q.
	And on grandma yeah, she was this grandma that was in that documentary and she would go.
	She would yell at these parents.
	It was very sad.
	She'd be like, prove it, you dumb fuck, about their kids dying, and I think she should be on the view or get Rosie O'donnell back, because she at least questioned 9-11.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	She questioned Tower 7 and a lot of other things.
	Like there's that those things are like real complicated.
	You can't get those wrong.
	You can't get them wrong.
	Yeah.
	But there's clearly fuckery with that.
	Yeah.
	If there's fuckery with the vaccine, there's fuckery with that.
	Well, there's certainly fuckery in the reaction to that because we invaded Iraq.
	That's all you need to know.
	Like I had a whole group at one point.
	Yeah.
	It's like, if you can look at what happened on September 11, 2001, and then the logical conclusion is we got to invade a country that had nothing to do with it.
	It's crazy.
	It's crazy.
	And then they did it.
	And they said, well, there's weapons of mass destruction there.
	Okay.
	And they cost more than a million lives.
	And it turns out there were no weapons of mass destruction.
	It's just a weird thing where I go, I'm just like one of those old school guys goes, you show me one video of the plane hitting the Pentagon.
	And I'm good.
	See, I think there is a video of the plane hitting the Prime Minister.
	It looks like a fucking plane.
	What does that look like?
	It's a trail of smoke.
	They doctored it.
	9-11, the new Pedro.
	9-11, the new Pearl Harbor is a crazy documentary by this Italian guy, Massimo Mazzucco.
	It's five hours.
	Watch it.
	You people have nothing to do.
	It's five hours.
	Is it good?
	It's great.
	I'm telling you right now, it's a five-hour documentary on YouTube.
	You will watch it, get the fam together, sit them down, popcorn.
	And I'm telling you right now, because I watched it to debunk it.
	I watched it to debunk it and went, yeah, you start going into the flight, the phones at 30,000 feet.
	These people are having conversations.
	It's just not happening.
	Something's off.
	You can't have it.
	Something's really off.
	Something's really, really off with that day, but you just can't.
	Now in these publications that write about me, they describe me as like 9-11 truther, COVID denier.
Watching The 9-11 Documentary 00:03:37
	It's like, I just get all these.
	You had COVID.
	How can you be?
	I've never said COVID was not real.
	Yeah.
	You know, I've said I thought it was good.
	Well, I've had people mad at me because I medicated because I took Medicaid.
	Well, people's argument is you're in shape, you eat right, you work out.
	Why would you take the medications?
	Because it's better than not taking medication.
	This stuff works.
	Of course.
	Listen, I'm not saying you shouldn't take medication.
	I'm saying...
	Right.
	You're saying you should take medication.
	I'm saying you should, for sure, always.
	But especially if it's proven medication that works.
	But the point is, like, you shouldn't have a binary solution for things.
	So it's either this or nothing.
	Right.
	It's either one or zero.
	That's crazy.
	Do you, when people pass away, they donate a large chunk of their fortune to like research and things like that.
	Do you think you'll donate yours to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. or like Dana White?
	Who will you give your money to?
	Demi Lovato.
	She's going to give it to ghosts.
	Hey, man.
	She used to live in my building.
	Fun woman.
	Yeah, it's straight.
	Do you ever think to yourself, what's the next act?
	Because you've literally, you're the most successful comedian.
	Probably, when you look at all the different things you've done, there's not many people that have like, what do you ever go, I've done it all, and that's a little scary?
	No, no, because I don't think like that ever.
	The crazy thing about all the different things that I've done is I've all I've ever tried to do, like I tried to become a professional comedian.
	I achieved that and then I started working as a professional comic and then all the other stuff is just stuff that came up.
	Whether it's acting on news radio, that was just they just offered me money to activate.
	Do you still keep in touch with Kathy Griffin?
	No, I would though.
	No, yeah.
	I love her.
	Yeah.
	Was she on that show or no?
	No.
	Okay, I thought she was on that show.
	No, no, no.
	Kathy Griffin was on Just Shoot Me, right?
	What was she not just shooting?
	It was the other one.
	I forgot.
	She's nice.
	Yeah.
	Vicki Lewis was on news radio.
	That's what you're thinking of.
	Yeah, okay.
	I don't know.
	I don't know about her.
	She's Redhead, too.
	That's maybe I'm getting confused.
	We used to always joke around that she was stealing her act.
	Oh, and she was on news radio.
	She was joking around.
	And you worked with Phil Hartman, who was like one of the funniest people ever.
	But again, that was just like I stumbled into that show.
	Right.
	Like completely stumbled into it.
	I had no acting experience.
	I mean, I'd done a little bit of acting on another terrible sitcom that got canceled.
	That got canceled.
	All of a sudden, I'm on news radio working with Dave Foley and Andy Dick and Phil Hartman with no acting experience.
	I'm like, what the fuck is happening?
	Yeah, what's going on?
	And then I go from that to Fear Factor.
	I'm like, well, this will get canceled immediately.
	Meanwhile, it's one of the most successful reality shows ever.
	It's like six seasons.
	What did you season?
	What did you learn from like that?
	Was it just do everything and don't focus too much on like because there's even though you're saying you're stumbling into them and you are stumbling into them, there's a skill to stumbling, right?
	There's a skill to being positioning yourself in a way that you can kind of get those opportunities.
	There's that, but there's also being able to handle pressure.
	Okay, that's right.
	Like being able to handle auditions, pressure, being able to handle the pressure of speaking live in front of a large audience, whether it's doing the UFC broadcast or doing a comedy show or a podcast.
	Got to be able to handle pressure.
	Right.
	Some people just suck at pressure.
	You know, and I always put myself in these positions where I have to perform under pressure because opportunities are available there because so many people don't like pressure.
	So I would look at her and go, oh, people are scared of this.
	So I'll go do that.
Handling Live Audience Pressure 00:14:34
	Right.
	There's less people doing it.
	And it's more exciting to me because it's kind of dangerous.
	It's scary.
	You got into it, was your family like, oh, this is cool?
	Or were they like, no, what are you doing?
	What are you doing, idiot?
	Yeah.
	Like, go to school, get a career, get a real job.
	Like, you're not funny.
	Right.
	There was a lot of that.
	Right, right.
	Even when I was fighting, like, you're going to get hurt.
	Yeah.
	You know, there's like everything I've done, like, what are you doing?
	You know, it's just, it's hard.
	If you have a child and you want your child to be successful, you don't want your child to take some wild, crazy fucking chance that what is a million-to-one chance it's going to pan out?
	Probably more than a million to one.
	Right.
	Was your childhood like the show Cobra Kai at Netflix where you're just fighting people all the time?
	That's what I imagine it is.
	You're just you're in a dojo.
	You have a sensei.
	You just fight the other kids at the, you know, dom.
	Well, I did fight a lot of people, but I did it mostly in tournaments.
	But I did fight in dojos a lot.
	Did you ever kill any dojo fights?
	Not that I know of.
	Okay.
	Why were you fighting everybody?
	Were they fighting you?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Like guys would come in from other schools and they would challenge us.
	And I was often the guy who got thrown in with them.
	Yeah.
	When you were younger, were you bullied?
	What motivated you?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I was small and guys would pick on me and I moved around a lot.
	Like we moved all the time.
	Like I lived in San Francisco from New Jersey to age seven, San Francisco, age seven to 11, Florida, 11 to 13.
	Boston, 13 to 24.
	So I was fucking moving constantly.
	So I never really established a great group of friends that I was tight with.
	I was always the new kid and I was not big.
	So I got fucked with.
	Right.
	So you learned to defend yourself.
	Well, I had to.
	When I moved to Newton, I got fucked with by a bunch of kids.
	And it was kind of scary.
	You know, I didn't know how to defend myself.
	And I was like, fuck, like, I got to do something.
	And so I started taking martial arts and it changed my life 180 degrees.
	Like, turned it around 180 degrees.
	Right.
	Then all of a sudden, I wasn't worried about conflict anymore.
	And then I became obsessed with being like, oh, like a world champion.
	I became obsessed with being like.
	Did you have like one good teacher where there's a few good teachers that stand out?
	Yeah.
	I had quite a few, but I went, I got very lucky that I went to this one school, this Jai Hun Kim Taekwondo Institute in Boston.
	It's like one of the most highly respected schools in the country at the time, at least.
	And it was just dead lucky.
	Just dead luck.
	I just happened to go there one day.
	And I happened to go there while this guy, John Lee, was training for the world championships.
	And I happened to watch him train when he was at his peak of condition, when he was a national champ.
	And I became obsessed.
	And I was there every day.
	So most of my high school from like age 15 all the way until I was 21 was just obsessed with martial arts and competing.
	Right.
	Traveling all over the country.
	That's mostly what I did.
	And your friends, I guess, were people in that world.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Some of them, like my friend Steve Graham, I'm still really tight with.
	Yeah.
	And how did what makes you go from that to comedy?
	Well, it's kind of an interesting transition.
	Fear of brain damage.
	There was a little bit of that because I was definitely aware that I was getting hit in the head too much.
	Especially when I started kickboxing, I had three kickboxing fights.
	And when I was training for kickboxing, which I did for more than a year, there was a lot of getting hit in the head.
	There was a lot of hard sparring rounds.
	And then I was also watching a lot of other people that I saw that had brain damage.
	I was like, this guy's not who he used to be.
	Like, he's slipping.
	And then I realized, like, oh my God, this is happening to me.
	And there was no money in it.
	There was no UFC back then.
	So this is 1988, 89.
	You feel like you got to get out.
	Yeah, I had to get out.
	And I had to get out soon before I ruined my brain, you know?
	And then also, fortunately, my friend Steve that I was talking about earlier, he was one of the people that told me I should be a comedian.
	Because we would go on these trips to go to fight in tournaments, right?
	Right.
	Oftentimes we'd be on a bus or we'd travel by car together and we'd be bored.
	And I would be the one who made everybody laugh.
	And so like if we were like getting ready to spar, everybody would be super nervous.
	And I would say the most inappropriate shit and get laughs out of people.
	And once I knew that I could get laughs, then I would just try to do it.
	Like whenever I knew people were nervous, I would say the inappropriate thing or do impressions of people or impressions of like our instructor having sex.
	Right.
	So you just establish yourself as kind of the funny dude.
	It was silly.
	Yeah.
	I was silly.
	It was silly.
	And it would like, it was gallows humor because everyone was so scared.
	And it was also would alleviate some of the pressure of like getting scared before you go to a tournament.
	We were all scared.
	Right.
	You know, and so my friend Steve said, you really should be a fucking comedian.
	Yeah.
	And I go, ah, man, you think I'm funny because you like me.
	I go, other people are going to think I'm an asshole.
	Right.
	And he's like, I don't, you should just go and just see an open mic night and try it.
	And so I did.
	I went to an open mic night.
	Were you hooked on night one?
	Yeah, pretty much.
	Richard Jenny had a great point.
	Yeah.
	He goes, horrible comedians are amazing in that they inspire people to try it.
	Because you look at someone who's terrible and you go, well, I can't be as bad as that guy.
	I'll give it a shot.
	And that's what Open Mic Night was to me.
	I had thought of stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld or Richard Pryor.
	I thought, like, I can't do that.
	These guys are too good.
	But then you go to Open Mic Night and you go, oh, some of these people are terrible.
	Right.
	And they're doing it.
	And like, I can kind of do it like they're doing it, maybe a little better than them.
	Maybe I could do this.
	And then on the same night, like, there was like Jonathan Katz was the host of the open mic night from Dr. Katz.
	In Boston, yeah.
	Yeah.
	He was the host of Open Mic Night the first time I ever went on stage.
	And then on that night, some other real professionals went on, like Teddy Bergeron went on.
	Yeah.
	And I got to see him go on, and I got hooked immediately.
	So I did my first set, and then I almost chickened out.
	I got really close to chickening out.
	Oh, my God.
	I came that close to pussying out.
	Yeah.
	And then once I did it, I was hooked.
	And then I started doing it all the time.
	And you got successful pretty quick.
	Pretty quick.
	Yeah.
	I mean, luckily in Boston, you could get work pretty quick.
	Right.
	You know, so like within one year of doing open mic nights.
	And, you know, and we, I mean, FitzSimmons and I started out together.
	And we would dro, Greg and I would drive together to Rhode Island to do 10 minutes.
	Right.
	So we drive 90 minutes to 10 minutes.
	What year was that?
	88.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	We both started in 88.
	We both started within a week of each other.
	So you would go to comedy, everybody smoking cigarettes.
	It was the old, you know, old school.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Bars were filmed.
	And it's improv comedy.
	Oh, yeah.
	There was no idea.
	Like, there was no non-smoking.
	Right, right.
	Yeah.
	It was hilarious.
	Just everything smoked.
	Everything else smoked.
	And everyone smoked.
	Right.
	It was crazy.
	And people would just, you would go up, do the 10 minutes, sink or swim killer bomb, and then you would be back on the road.
	Yep.
	And then we would try to go to different places.
	Like, we would go to a couple different spots at night if we could.
	You know, sometimes we knew another guy went in another room.
	Did you know back then would you look at certain people and go, that guy's going to make it?
	A lot of people I thought were going to make it that didn't.
	And what do you attribute a lot of that to?
	Why do you think a lot of funny people, because I've seen that now, I've been doing it about 11 years, probably almost 12 years now.
	A lot of people, I was like, that person was really funny.
	And they didn't get to that next level.
	I don't know, man.
	Yeah.
	I don't, I mean, I think there's a lot of people who aren't.
	A lot of us drinking.
	That's one thing.
	A little too much sometimes.
	Drinking or drugs.
	That could be it, but it's also there's psychology involved.
	Yeah.
	The mind games that the unknown and the uncertain play on people.
	Sometimes people just crack.
	I just can't take it anymore.
	Just like we were talking about fame.
	Yeah.
	People crack under fame.
	Like they get to a certain point where they can't handle this anymore.
	They can't handle it.
	They don't know what's real.
	Right.
	They crack under that.
	They crack under the pressure of not knowing if they're going to make it.
	I mean, I've seen that in actors too.
	Like, I've been friends with actors that were like, they'd get on a show and then, you know, they'd audition for another show and then maybe not make it, but maybe have like another callback for the thing.
	And they're always in flux.
	And they would go crazy because they didn't know, like, what am I doing with my life?
	What is happening?
	Is this going to work out?
	And they'd start crying and freaking out.
	It's like, just the uncertainty in the unknown.
	For some people, it's just too much.
	It's too much.
	Some of them are really fucking talented.
	Some of them are really funny.
	And then there's a lot of people that are somewhat mediocre, but they have mastered the unknown.
	Yeah.
	Like, that's delusional.
	Yeah.
	There's crazy people out there that have that can channel that into certitude.
	Yeah.
	And then they start convincing themselves.
	Like, they've convinced themselves they're great.
	And then they start convincing everyone else.
	And it's kind of like the Emperor Has No Clothes, where everyone's like, I guess they're great.
	Well, I don't even know about that.
	But one thing that some mediocre people do is they're not funny at all, but they've managed to stay around.
	Right.
	Like, here they are, 10 years later, 15 years later.
	He's still here.
	He's still going up, hosting that show.
	Still doing it.
	Still doing it.
	Yeah.
	Do you think people that are starting comedy now are, is it going to be a completely different world where I tend to think now people that are starting are going to have to go to the internet.
	And almost the same way that you were taking a beating at open mics and things like that, they're almost going to have to take a beating online in front of a digital audience to build their thing because the mainstream or the legacy industry seems to, of comedy seems to be dying.
	So even though they'll be getting good at stand-up on the side, if they don't have other components.
	What do you mean by the mainstream of comedy is not that?
	Meaning that the idea of moving to New York or LA and doing 20 sets a week and then getting the Montreal Comedy Festival and then getting the booker at the club to see you and like you and then getting a special on HBO.
	All that seems to be dying.
	I know so many people with hour specials and nobody's watching them, right?
	Or so many people with late night TV shows, like they're hosting them and no one cares.
	Yeah, that's true.
	And they're not making that much money.
	And it seems to be a smaller and smaller circle of people that this is mattering to.
	Every day the internet's expanding.
	It seems to be getting bigger and bigger.
	And the people that have a platform online, a digital platform, seem to be getting more and more attention.
	So to me, isn't there an inevitable shift coming to where comics really are just going to have to compete digitally?
	I think the digital aspect of it is the best way to promote themselves for sure.
	Whether it's through putting their stuff online on a YouTube or Rumble or Instagram or whatever they're doing.
	For Getter, which you're now on.
	You're on Getter.
	That's a news story.
	Why is it a news?
	Chinese Communist Party now, I believe.
	Yeah.
	Why are you, and it's a news story that you're on Getter.
	Well, the news story is their fucking amount of people that signed up increased by 1,150% or something.
	Yeah, you have like 20, you have like 9 million followers on Getter.
	Yeah, it's not real, though.
	Is it not?
	Because Getter doesn't even have 9 million people.
	No.
	Really?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's very fuckery with that.
	This is where the fuckery is.
	They take all my Twitter followers.
	So my Twitter followers is like 7.8 million.
	Yeah.
	And then they port those over.
	So I started out with 7.8 million.
	So whatever I have now, if I have eight, it's like, really, I have 200,000.
	So Getter is Fughesi.
	Fugesy.
	As they say.
	Definitely Fugesy.
	And every time I post on Twitter, it posts automatically on Getter.
	Oh, interesting.
	Yeah, like it's automatically done.
	So it's just harvesting your tweets.
	And I don't know how to get off.
	Like, if I get off of Getter, you have to get 10.
	You have to sit down with Marjorie Taylor Greene personally.
	And she's got to tell me all about what's in the basement and comic pieces.
	She's got to take you down the rabbit hole.
	Then you come out the other side of Getter.
	But yeah, it seems to me that the business is kind of dying.
	I don't think it is.
	You don't think it is?
	No, no, I disagree.
	You prove it is.
	No, no, no.
	That aspect of the business, as far as like Montreal Comedy Festival and stuff like that, being beneficial, that's true.
	That's dying.
	But podcasts have taken their place.
	And comedians now, like Brian Simpson, who's got his new app, Netflix, one of the best.
	Yeah, he's working with me this weekend.
	One of the best.
	I love him to death.
	And he, now that he has this huge Netflix special that killed, and he's been on my podcast a couple of times, he's got a career.
	Right.
	He's killing it.
	Right.
	He will continue to kill it.
	Yeah.
	So this is where the but he's not as big as Ranbu.
	So my point is that who's that?
	What is that?
	Ranbu's a Minecraft streamer, Joe.
	Stop pretending you don't know who he is.
	Is that real?
	Yeah, he's a Minecraft streamer.
	My point is that things are moving quickly.
	We can't compare ourselves to Minecraft.
	I understand that, but I'm just saying, yes, we can.
	I was in the newspaper the other day, and Dr. Disrespect has a book.
	Mr. Beast has a burger.
	Well, Mr. Beast deserves a book.
	He's a brilliant guy.
	He's got a great show.
	He's a good.
	It's a great show.
	Yeah, he does.
	He does.
	He's a visionary guy.
	It's a smart thing that he does.
	He spends a shitload of money on his show.
	Well, that's what I mean.
	These are the new stars.
	Well, that's just in that world.
	But those are the new stars in terms of like, he would be a reality TV star like 10 years ago.
	For sure.
	Now he's a YouTube star, but now he's his own fucking boss and he's doing it the right way, which is why it's so successful.
	The same thing with your podcast.
	Imagine a world where an executive bankrolls your podcast and says, oh, you're going to sit together with your friend Ben and you're going to wear cop sunglasses and you're going to talk shit about the whole world.
	What are you talking about?
	You want me to pay for that?
	I get to give several executives that would fund it, but they're all disgraced.
	Angelo Mozzillo at Country Ride, Dick Fold at Lehman Brothers.
	Exactly.
	Yes.
	For sure.
	The world has changed, but there are new avenues that are available.
	But the world of comedy remains in clubs.
	That is true.
	You got to be able to get on stage and kill.
	And we both, that is the most important, one of the most important things.
	Yes.
	It's like, I'm not giving that up.
	Like, stand up.
	No one's fucking awesome.
	And that is always going to be a thing that I like to see, and it's always going to be a thing that I like to do.
	And it's always going to be a thing where people want to go see a comic.
	They want to go live.
	It's a fun thing to do.
	But don't you want to get to the point where people know you so well from the internet that when you get on stage, they just clap for 45 minutes.
	You don't even have to write material.
	And then you can just leave.
	You can kind of wave like Princess Diana used to do.
	I don't think that ever happens.
	I don't think you ever get that.
	No, of course not.
	I feel the heat after about 15 minutes.
	Of course, I know.
Why Stand-Up Must Remain Pure 00:15:36
	No, of course you do.
	I get nervous as soon as I walk on stage.
	I get the mic.
	I go, no, it's the biggest high you ever have.
	It's the best thing.
	It's the best art for it.
	It's also the best thing for the audience.
	Like in terms of like as an audience member, I love watching someone kill.
	It's fun.
	That's right.
	When I laugh hard, like I'm laughing hard at someone killing.
	But you're also from a generation of people that leave their house.
	That's true.
	There's a whole generation of people that are scared to leave the room, let alone the house.
	My audience is a little bit more than that.
	And they have to be able to quit.
	You have to keep evolving.
	You should be on Twitch.
	You should be streaming.
	I'm on Spotify.
	You're a young man.
	Spotify evolution.
	You can keep going.
	Where's my deal?
	What did they tell us?
	Fuck off for the ninth time.
	Because I've been telling you to fuck off.
	I attacked the CEO.
	I said he was a pedophile.
	It was a joke.
	That's not real.
	No one can have fun anymore.
	I think he said I'm a pedophile, too.
	Yeah, I don't know if I did that, but I said that the CEO was something or other.
	And so he's mad at you?
	No, he's not mad, but apparently, because they have you, they don't need me.
	Yeah.
	Because we have overlap, and they're still going by the old.
	They should get you.
	They're still going by the old numbers that say that this show's bigger than mine.
	Those are the old numbers.
	That's last week.
	This show's not even on YouTube anymore.
	I keep telling them it's not even on YouTube.
	They go, oh, no, it doesn't matter.
	We have the internals and you're bad.
	Honestly, the beautiful thing about Spotify has been the lack of censorship.
	And the lack of fear of having episodes pulled and all that shit.
	Spotify has been amazing.
	And in the beginning, people thought they were going to be worse than YouTube.
	They've actually, conversely, been so much better.
	Yeah, there's been so much better.
	I think that's just because people are always, they hate change.
	They hate any kind of like new thing that's happening.
	And, you know, also, it's like they hate someone doing well.
	So if someone gets some great crazy deal and they're making all this money, like, oh, it sucks now.
	I used to watch.
	Now I hate it.
	Yeah.
	Fuck, it's the worst.
	It's normal.
	It's normal.
	So, and also, in the beginning, I did lose a lot.
	We lost like 50% of our audience, like almost right away.
	Yeah.
	Jamie was in a frothy panic.
	Really?
	Look at him.
	Well, he's got so many other opportunities.
	Frothy panic.
	Yeah.
	But a year later, we've got as much, if not more.
	We have more now.
	Right.
	And it's better.
	It's bigger than it's ever been.
	It just had to like get it.
	This is just what happens immediately.
	I was like, good, let me be 10% less famous.
	Right.
	I'll be happy for 25.
	Give me 25% less fame and more money.
	Well, that's not the way it's worked out.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's funny that you said you're like, let's be a little less controversial, a little less famous.
	And then on the other side of it, you have Fauci trying to drone you outside of your house.
	It didn't really work.
	It's coming for him now.
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	Do you think so?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, they're coming for him.
	They hailed him and look at the Cuomos.
	Yes.
	They hail you and nail you like the Cuomos.
	Well, that's a different situation.
	But the Fauci situation, after Rand Paul attacked him for gain of function research, and then people started looking into gain of function research.
	And it all came from Josh Rogan's reporting.
	And Josh Rogan, he was the one who showed that Fauci funding the EcoHealth Alliance, that the NIH funding them, is what started up gain of function research in Wuhan.
	Like after Obama had put the kibosh on it.
	Yeah.
	And he's like still in denial, but the NIH has come clean.
	NIH has said, yes, it's gain of function research.
	And Fauci's like, gain of function research is a very nebulous term.
	Like he talks so slow.
	Yeah, he gets off to diseases.
	The guy's a problem.
	It's amazing because the way he handles where he's obviously cornered.
	Right.
	And he just like jujitsu's his way.
	Well, he's also been a government guy forever.
	Forever.
	He's been a bureaucrat.
	He's the highest paid government employee.
	Yeah.
	He's paid more than the president.
	Yeah.
	And they did a documentary about him.
	And he's very vain.
	The documentary about him is the reason they took the thumbs down off of YouTube.
	It's crazy how vain, how vain he is.
	Of course.
	You know, and how unwilling he is to give up the spotlight, even when, as you showed me that Hugh Hewitt clip, people are like, you know, you might accomplish the goal of getting more people vaccinated by stepping aside.
	Yeah.
	Because you're not well liked or trusted.
	And it's crazy to watch him react to that.
	Yeah.
	You're crazy.
	You're crazy.
	I completely disagree.
	Yeah.
	It's my show.
	If you criticize Anthony Fauci, you're criticizing Zion.
	Would you have Billy Boy Gates on?
	100%.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, 100%.
	I think that would be interesting.
	I'd say, how do I get in the club?
	Yeah.
	What do I have to do?
	Well, it's about that time.
	You're knocking on that door.
	How do I get a yacht?
	Dude, what if you just reversed everything you said tomorrow?
	Like, it would be kind of hilarious.
	Turn around.
	If you just went in here tomorrow and go, you know, I slept on it and I've decided.
	I got double vax last night.
	Yeah, and you go, I got double vax last night.
	I got full shots at the same time.
	I had a great sleep, and I have the CEO of Pfizer and Moderna here and Hillary Clinton.
	And we're all going to tell you everything's okay.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Maybe that's the move.
	Does it scare you to be at the level of prominence you are with like a family?
	Just the idea of like, as the kids grow up and they hear things on the news, is it harder for you to explain to them?
	That is what I do.
	I mean, it's not easy to explain, but nor would it be easy to explain if I was a hitman.
	Well, those aren't the only two options.
	That's how I live.
	I have one or two choices.
	Either I go out like the Punisher.
	Right.
	I mean, I like that.
	But so do they ever ask, or are they not?
	Yeah, I mean, they think it's funny.
	But they think it's funny because I think it's funny.
	That's right.
	Like, when I come home, like, daddy's in trouble again.
	Right.
	Oh, the government's mad at daddy.
	Yeah.
	You know, like.
	They don't, if I, I guess if I really tweaked, they would probably tweak too.
	But you set that standard of like, this is part of the job, part of the state.
	It's part of the state, man.
	You know, and, you know, it's that, if you can't take the heat expression, you know, shouldn't be in this business.
	Right.
	So the business of opinions.
	You know, we're in the business of opinions.
	Yeah.
	And it's a weird fucking business because people, it's hard for people to have opinions today because of corporate structures, human resources.
	You know, you want to make it up the corporate ladder and there's an ideology that your company has.
	And if it's left-wing or right-wing, you have to toe that line.
	Like, it's fucking hard for people to just have opinions.
	And even if they do have opinions, when do they have the time to talk about it?
	That's right.
	The thing about talking about opinions like we do, where you sit and talk for hours and hours, nobody has the time to do that.
	What have you learned, I think, through this whole period, not only just the last year, but the last few years, about the way that friendships work at your level?
	Because everybody wants something from you, right?
	You have this platform.
	You can share it with people.
	Everybody wants to get on the show.
	Everybody wants maybe you to endorse their...
	I have friends who call me.
	They're like, yo, tell Joe about this weed opportunity.
	I'm like, are you on drugs?
	And they are, but like, how do you deal with just that?
	Whereas all these different people.
	I have to say no to a lot of things.
	You say no to a lot of people.
	And sometimes, yeah, and sometimes it's uncomfortable.
	Like, sometimes people won't let it go.
	And, you know.
	And you said people will come at you all different ways.
	Friends, your wife, everybody just trying to get in there.
	Yeah, it's an issue.
	You know, I mean, I changed my phone number a lot.
	Right.
	I've got to change it again.
	You know, I changed it last year.
	I've got to change it again.
	And I have several phones.
	I have four phones now.
	I used to have three.
	Now I have four.
	That's crazy.
	You know.
	I have A, B, C, and D. You're A. Congratulations.
	Oh, congrats.
	Thank you very much.
	I appreciate it.
	Should have fun of Carrie.
	But there's a lot of people that I'll check their.
	I check that phone once a week.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	And maybe not even.
	Sometimes not even.
	Who's the best guest you've had other than me in the last seven or eight years, would you say?
	There's so many good ones, man.
	Yeah.
	Was there anything?
	I mean, serious ones.
	What stands out in my head is Peterson.
	Yeah.
	Classic.
	Yeah, he's awesome.
	Bob Lazar.
	Oh, yeah, that was great.
	That's a great episode.
	You know, I don't know if he's... Mike Tyson.
	Mike Tyson's great.
	I've had a lot of great ones.
	Elon.
	Elon is always great.
	And Alex.
	Yeah, Alex is great.
	I've had so many great ones, so many comics.
	Like, one of the things that we've been doing is me, Shane Gillis, Mark Norman, and Ari Shafir, we do this thing called a cuddle party.
	Yeah.
	Where's the four of us and we get fucking hammered and talks the most shit.
	And then afterward, it's like panic.
	Like, maybe we should cut that part out.
	Oh, that's the best.
	That's when you know it's good.
	That's when you know an episode is good.
	Gillis was hammered.
	We've only had one person, and it was Giannis Papas come on our show where we couldn't use any of it.
	Because he just starts attacking, screaming about Ali Wong.
	I mean, he's mentally ill.
	We love him, but he's unwell, and we know that.
	He's had too many heroes.
	Yeah, and so we just couldn't use it.
	But God love him.
	But yeah, those are when you know they're good episodes.
	Well, it's those, but those with the ones with comics are my favorite because I feel the most at home.
	I mean, look, I wear a lot of different hats, for lack of a better term, when I do this thing.
	It's very strange.
	Like sometimes I'm talking to a scientist.
	Sometimes I'm talking to someone who wrote a book about the environment.
	Sometimes I'm talking to a psychologist.
	Sometimes I'm talking to a comedian.
	Sometimes I'm talking to a fighter.
	Sometimes I'm talking to an inventor.
	It's like weird.
	It's a weird gig, man.
	And it's only me that's booking them.
	Right.
	Like, that guy looks like fun.
	How do people get on?
	People ask me all the time.
	They go, how does somebody get on that?
	I seek people out.
	I said, yeah, I think I'm like, he just has to want you to come on.
	Yeah, that's it.
	There's no other way on.
	Right.
	I have to say yes.
	Like, there's literally no other way on.
	Well, there's also giving me $25,000.
	And what that'll do is increase the likelihood.
	It'll help.
	It'll help.
	Yeah.
	But it's not an extra.
	I have done that once.
	Really?
	Yes.
	I didn't take the money, but he paid a friend.
	My friend was broke.
	And he told me, hey, this guy told me that if I get you on, or if I get him on your podcast, he'll give me $25,000.
	That was the exact number.
	That's crazy to them.
	And I said, listen, I said, I would have that guy on anyway because he's really interesting.
	So yes.
	And I love you, so you take the money and then I'll have him on.
	I would just let you know I would have had him on anyway, but don't tell him that and get that money.
	Good for you.
	But yeah, there's no one way on.
	There's just you have to be interested in what somebody is saying.
	That's one of the beauties of the podcast is that it's only what I'm interested in.
	So whether it's talking to Bob Lazar or talking to a fighter or talking to an artist, you know, like people, like it's only, I have to be interested.
	And I'm like, oh, I'd like to talk to that guy or Oliver Stone who was on today.
	I was like, Oliver Stone wanted to come on.
	And I don't know if you've seen his new fucking Kennedy documentary.
	It's amazing.
	Holy shit.
	It's great.
	I haven't seen it, but it's fucking amazing.
	And he has a four-hour one that's coming out at the end of, it's on Showtime right now until the end of February.
	At the end of February, it's everywhere.
	And he's going to release a four-hour version.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	It's fucking fantastic.
	So this leave will leave no doubt that it's a good idea.
	Oh my God.
	There's no doubt with the two-hour one.
	But he says see deeper with the four hour.
	The four hour.
	But like having Oliver Stone on, like, fuck yeah.
	Quentin Shantito.
	Fuck yeah.
	Like those kind of people.
	It's like, it's just who I'm interested in.
	Can I talk to that person?
	Yeah, let's get him.
	Go get him.
	Go get him.
	Let's get him.
	Let's do it for sure.
	That's what it is.
	Yeah.
	And that's one of the reasons why the podcast works is because there's never a moment like, you remember that Bill Hicks bit about Jay Leno sitting there talking to Joey Lawrence.
	And his blood splatters like the NBC Peacock.
	Because he's a company.
	I mean, to the bitter end.
	But it's that Jay Leno really didn't want to talk to these guys.
	That's the bit.
	Like, hey, Joey Lawrence.
	You got a girlfriend?
	What's going on?
	Maybe.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You talk to people you want to talk to.
	Exactly.
	Like, there's no one gets on unless I'm.
	And so much of the rage, I think, at you is that you've really found this way to monetize, enjoying stuff and satiating your curiosity and having these long, meaningful conversations.
	And you've revolutionized the long-form discussion.
	And all of these other media figures that supposedly could have done it or fancy themselves to be intellectuals and to be, none of them did it.
	You did it.
	A comedian, an MMA commentator, you did it.
	None of them did it.
	It's weird.
	So I think a lot of the rage at you comes from that.
	It's that you took a chance on yourself and it worked out and none of them did.
	Well, it's weird too in that it became long form just because that's what I wanted to do.
	Like Ari was like the fucking most adamant person telling me, you got to change it.
	You got to edit it.
	He would tell me, like, I'm telling you right now, you're fucking up.
	I go, how am I fucking up?
	He goes, you got to edit your show.
	It's too long.
	I go, well, then don't listen.
	Right.
	When he goes, people won't listen.
	You go, they don't have to.
	Yeah.
	I'm like, I don't care.
	Yeah.
	I was making no money.
	Right.
	I was making zero dollars when I was doing it every week.
	Yeah.
	And it got to the point where there was one time when me and Red Band were sitting around.
	He goes, Do you know how many downloads this gets?
	I go, no.
	And he goes, that episode got a million downloads.
	And it was like a record skip.
	Yeah.
	Like, what?
	What?
	Yeah.
	What?
	A million downloads.
	Ari has great advice.
	He told me once that I should put out a tweet about Kobe Bryant, and I didn't.
	So, thank God.
	But so sometimes he is wrong.
	Sometimes he's wrong.
	Yeah.
	He's a funny guy.
	But have you ever seen his dick and balls?
	Every day.
	I mean, he's, I let him stay at my rental and taxes.
	I mean, all he does is expose himself indecently.
	His balls don't look like they'll belong with his dick.
	I told him that his balls seem like his dick is a hermit crab and stole his balls from someone else and they live inside of it.
	He's completely out of his mind.
	I live Morea.
	I thought about you.
	You're my best friend.
	So in a way, so you're here with me in Spirit Chip.
	So happy new year.
	Look at those balls.
	It's insane.
	They're so big.
	It's like elephantitis.
	They're like a giant chimp.
	Yeah.
	Like, you know, chips of EA.
	It's crazy.
	It's like elephantitis.
	It's crazy.
	That's what it's like.
	How does a family like Texas love it?
	They love it.
	Yeah, they love it.
	They love it.
	Yeah, man.
	It's fucking great here.
	Yeah.
	People are so much more relaxed.
	And what I think is really important than what I'm doing here with the club and the podcast here is I'm completely removing myself from the influence of Hollywood.
	Right.
	Because when you're in LA, you're still in it.
	You're still.
	It's contagious.
	Yeah.
	It's in the air.
	You're like, ew, I got it on me.
	Like that disingenuous bullshit for, you know, that fake sort of behavior that they do.
	That stuff gets into our business.
	We have those actor types that kind of like they dance in both worlds.
	And they have like one foot in the actor world, and then they'll tweet about stuff.
	What the fuck are you doing?
	Why are you tweeting about that?
	Because they're in these both worlds and that world contaminates things.
	And comedy needs to have its own center where it's like comedy is 100% the thing.
	It's not comedy to become a sitcom star or comedy.
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	I want to tell young comics and I want to help them and say, hey, you don't have to do anything else.
	You can just do comedy.
	You don't have to have anybody hire you for something.
	You can be completely autonomous and you can have all this freedom to do podcasts, do other people's podcasts, and we all will work together as an organic network.
	And you can just practice stand-up.
	Right.
	Which is what everybody loves.
	Everybody loves stand-up.
	You do those other things because you think that's what you have to do for a career.
	But ultimately, I remember being on news radio.
	I remember being on Fear Factor in particular and seeing people that I knew that I started out with that were killing it in theaters and they were on the road all the time.
	And I would be jealous.
	And I'd be like, God, I wish I was doing that.
	But I was trapped.
	Not trap, obviously.
	It's a good trap.
	But I was doing a show and I was like, I can't travel.
	I have this show I have to do all the time.
	I could travel very rarely.
	And I remember thinking, God, this cements in my head that I really love stand-up.
	I love money.
	What's nice about money is you don't have to worry about money.
	Because if you don't have money, then you worry about money.
	But if you can have a clear head, and once you get money, don't think, oh my God, I hope this doesn't go away.
	Now I have to play everything safe and I have to really play by the rules so I get more of this Hollywood money.
	Instead, what I did was going, okay, good.
	Now I've got some money.
	Now I can just be free.
	Now I'm going to just do what I want to do.
	And then the podcast thing came out of that because it was completely organic.
	There was no thought whatsoever about it being profitable.
	Zero.
	Yeah.
	And the club, you're going to open in a few months, and then a lot of people will come probably to the club from other places, too.
	Because you have a huge fan base, and people will come.
	The goal is to be as supportive as possible of the stand-up community.
	To make an awesome place where comics, where audiences can come, have a great time.
	Comics can come and know they're safe.
	We're going to have fun there.
	We're going to make a lot of people.
	But you are going to require the booster.
	Everyone gets a booster.
	Before you go on stage, every time.
	I think if you just, I think there's a waning period where people are like, well, the vaccine effectiveness has dropped off.
	Maybe if you keep hitting people, it'll come back.
	Just boost them every fucking week.
	And maybe if you die, you are supposed to.
	I mean, people are always saying that the roads are too crowded here.
Mandatory Boosters For Safety 00:00:38
	For sure.
	But what if we boost a lot of people?
	Wow.
	I mean, that makes a lot of sense.
	I want to thank you for taking your time.
	My pleasure.
	I'm a busy guy.
	Ben's going to get you.
	We promised you $50.
	Ben, go to the ATM, get him the money.
	I want to thank you.
	I want to thank you for being one of these new up-and-coming people that's very exciting.
	And I think you're paving the way for a lot of people that are seeing what you're doing.
	Wow.
	Seeing you're courageous.
	You're a wild motherfucker.
	You take chances.
	You're smart.
	It's awesome.
	Well, thank you for doing this.
	I'm happy to be your friend.
	Well, I am happy to be your friend.
	And thank you for giving me the strength to be a gamer and be trans.
	Good night.
	Thank you.
	Thank you, Joe.

Chapters

00:00:00 Weird Spots With Celebrities
00:01:57 Handling Fame And Scrutiny
00:05:08 Vaccines, Antibodies, And Truths
00:21:17 Hollywood's Hidden Vaccine Cards
00:32:37 Gay People As Nazis
00:38:49 Leaving Toxic Comedy Communities
00:47:41 Watching The 9-11 Documentary
00:51:18 Handling Live Audience Pressure
01:05:53 Why Stand-Up Must Remain Pure
01:21:29 Keeping Comedy Separate From Acting
01:23:48 Mandatory Boosters For Safety